Bussin' With The Boys - Mark Normand Tells All; Theo Von Friendship & Kill Tony Moments + The Masters & UFC 314 Predictions

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

Recorded: April 4th, 2025 On this week's Episode of Bussin' With The Boys, Will Compton and Taylor Lewan have stand-up comedian Mark Normand on the bus! Will and Taylor break down their preview of their favorites for The Masters and whether or not Michael Chandler can take down Paddy “The Baddy” Pimblett at UFC 314. Then they kick things off with a full weekend recap—Will has fully adopted Ashton Hall's morning routine, and Taylor’s been on his handy man era, fixing a flood in his basement during a huge storm in Nashville. Certified legend and comedian Mark Normand joins the pod and immediately brings the heat. We’re talkin’ growing up in New Orleans, and one WILD night with a prostitute on Bourbon Street. The convo hits everything—hecklers, getting starstruck in the comedy world, slingin’ whiskey with Sam Morril, and Mark's bromance with Theo Von. The boys even break down his big comedy break, Kill Tony appearances, and what it’s like being married to another comic. (and having a baby boy with her as well!) Oh, and Mark’s a low-key UFC diehard, so you know we had to hit that too. You can catch all the Boy's new merch at BWTB.com! Like, subscribe, rate 5 stars, and as always...  Big hugs, tiny kisses. TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 Intro8:09 UFC 31413:39 Rue’s 3rd Bday Party/Weekend Recap25:14 Nashville Has Been Battling Weather 31:51 Taylor Got Invited To Goon With The Boys36:29 Will Is On His Ashton Hall Grind40:14 Shoutout BO Free Shoutout46:53 Taylor Is Turning Into A Handy Man50:23 What Would The Boys Masters Dinner Be?58:13 MARK NORMAND INTERVIEW STARTS59:25 Going To Catholic School1:02:09 Mark Met Up With A Prostitute?1:04:29 Growing Up With New Orleans1:07:48 Moving To New York1:10:40 Opening Up For Amy Schumer1:12:17 Comedy Hecklers1:17:06 Mark Peed Himself During A Fight?1:19:57 What Hanging With Kid Rock Is Like1:21:04 Theo Von And Mark Go Way Back 1:23:44 Pieces In The Locker Room1:25:41 Getting Star Struck1:29:45 His Wife Being A Comic As Well1:35:49 Mark Is A Big UFC Guy1:38:26 Getting Into His "Comedy Mode"1:40:23 How Crazy Is Kill Tony?1:43:21 His Whiskey With Sam Morril1:45:54 Finding Your Opening Act1:48:24 Mark's Big Break1:50:20 Protect Our Parks Pod1:57:14 Will Kicks In Fights???2:02:15 Being Tall Has Its Perks2:05:50 Jarod’s Bet With Taylor UPDATE2:07:18 Will Crushed Jelly Roll’s Roast2:11:06 Norm McDonald Is Mark’s Idol 2:17:57 Fan Questions2:19:34 What Would He Do Anything For?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JP knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like we were going with that with a message for me. Maverick McNeely to lead in the first round. Ask me why? Ask me why? Why? Because we were sitting in a pre-production meeting and we started talking about,

hey, who are we going to pick for this thing? One guy in the corner whispers, he goes, I know exactly who's going to win the first round. Obviously the ears perk up immediately. I turn to my right. Who do I see? J.P. Huffy. And he always knows what we're talking about.

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They were like plus 550. And then the second was plus 550. We won the first one, lost the second one. Okay. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Round applause for going 500.

Just FYI. Yeah. Just FYI. UFC 314, we're going to put parlays. And the last time we did the UFC parlay, it didn't go away one. Actually, none of the legs hit. You get the jitter. You get the first hit out of the way.

We're back into our second UFC parlay. At the very least, we're going to hit a leg. I'm going to say, no guarantees. At the very least, we're going to hit a leg. Build the parlay, use the profit boost, and then hit some individuals. And you can go in that beautiful app. You can go in that beautiful app and you'll be able to see my face and Will Compton's face, possibly two separate parleses or we might just put our big brains together and put one.

I think we'll be on the same wavelength. You think so? Because we really lean on JP. We know we're going to go with the Boy Chandler. Yeah. We're going to lean on JP for Vulcan. Diego Lopez. Yes, Diego Lopez.

But, yeah, but JP and I, are we on the same way with that? I think it's a toss-up. Yeah, I think we are Lopez. Yeah. It just hurts. It hurts. Because this might be last. His bulk is like, you know, he's a god.

And if he loses this fight, I don't know if he puts the gloves down or not. Oh. You always want to go out with a win. I know. You always want to write you win that last period on that story. When you're writing it in pen, you want that say, I won, then I did this, period, done. It just has felt, because we've seen Lopez at the other fights, and it feels inevitable that he's going to be raising the belt at some point.

It feels inevitable. Right now he's the underdog. Yeah. Right now he's the underdog at plus 110. Which is a favorite for us. So right now, if you're taking, if you take Lopez and you take Chandler straight up. Two underdogs. I think that's like plus 391.

Yeah. I don't know why I keep just saying plus 391 as if it's all of my parlors are plus yeah. Because Chandler's a dog right now plus 136. That'll be a fun fight. Patty the baggie. Patty the batty. But all you got to do,

just visit fandle.com slash busting to get your UFC 314 parlay profit boost, which goes live on Friday. Fan Duel, America's number one sports book, make every moment more. How are we feeling about the boy? You're starting to get that week of jitters.

Like you're starting to get nervous like, damn the fight is this week. Right. He fights Patty the batty this week. Dude, it makes me want to pull the trigger and actually just go. Down to Miami?

Yeah. Yeah. Just get right there in the action thing. When JP and I were in New York and he got on the Octagon, I truly felt like I was in there with him. This is like it's your guy, like you're with him. I know his kids.

Like he's been to my house. Like he's like he's a boy. He's a homie. Yeah. And then we say, Hey, Mike. And he does the point. And it's like that energy,

that fight in the fifth round with Olivera. Like, and he thinks he's going to get it done. Like Mike always brings the heat. Yeah. If you're going to watch a UFC event, make sure Michael Chandler is a part of that card. And then Patty as well.

I was going to say you got Patty too. I mean, Patty brings that he too great showmen two showmen a couple of coxmen just getting after it in there and so I think a good bet for this parlay when these when these things come out is it's not going to go five rounds this fight's not going five rounds someone's going to draw in line the sand around two or three and they're going to one's going to finish off the other this is the first time that we've hit a production meeting and not everybody with bust with the boys is going for Mike Chandler though oh really crazy crazy now I will say we've had a couple of additions we've got a couple of guys the OG boys in here is anybody in here not riding with Mike Chandler rhetorical

I know you're all writing Oh so we're talking about Jared And Clump Clump clump I've had words too Yeah he look He did have words

He just doesn't know man He just doesn't know What was Clum saying about Patty's good man You know people don't feel and realize how good Patty is He's gonna beat Mike

Mike's not as good Mike's not as good Yeah I'm like Petty's a good fighter But here's my thing Sure Just from the objective viewpoint, I don't know how. I'm surprised Patty is the favorite.

And then if you are a fan watching, like, I don't know why you would say that Patty is better than Mike until they fight and they actually see what the result is. Right. Because he's done nothing to show that he would be. I was going to say how long ago, when was the last time Patty was in the ring? It's been a while. Yeah, I mean, he won his last one. I think it was last year. Yeah, like early last year.

Yeah. Because I did see him scrap with that troll, which respect. respect. Yeah. Respect to that. This one will be a fun one. That's going to be a blast, man. It's going to be fun to watch.

I can't wait. You saw the, when the fight props come out, though, I think there's a good look at under five rounds or under a certain amount of rounds as part of the parlay. I think it's a big move for us.

Yeah. Hit like a same fight parlay. Right. And this UFC, in this UFC parlay, I will be a heavy Chandler fight. Yeah. Yeah.

But I like Lopez. Oh, yeah. I like Lopez. Dude, did you see Mike and Patty? They were doing the Zoom call with each other and they're talking about how they think the fight's going to go and patty is saying that you know mike won't be able to put his hands on him or whatever it is and mike just lifts up his

fist in the camera the callous like and patty put his hands up too but like the calluses of their knuckles like they're both of their hands looked broken yeah and they're both and they're both like laughing and mike's like you got bird hands you got bird hands oh like dude y'all y'all need to go get your hands checked out there's something going on there you're at our third Britic Cairns at the end of the day. Did you see that meme Mike quote tweeted and it was like talking about who's favored to win and it's Patty

in his fat version and it's Mike just trying to tell UFC fan the person on the left is favored over the person on the right. Yeah. Because Mike does, he's got the off the bus look. Yeah. He walks out the bus, you're like, God, I got to fight that guy.

He'll be ready to go. How long do y'all think he'll be jacked for? Forever. Mike's are forever. 65 years old, he'll be six-packed? I think so. He might have like a, like a beer gutter or something like that,

but it would be like one of those strong ones to where you can still see the outline of the six-pack and I still think he'll be arm, shoulders, pit bullhead, everything else. Yeah, yeah. Because he's older in the game and he's the most fit fighter probably. Yeah, I will say this.

He's obsessed with the fitness world. I can see, I can see Chandler getting a Bill Compton 2020 body. I could see it happen. You could see it going like that. I could see it going like that. Dang. Just like he hangs it up and he's like,

you know what? Like obviously Mike's got this like incredible work ethic motivation, like walk-on mentality. But when he hang the gloves up and he gets a little relaxed, it's very easy to see Mike when I see him at Beer Olympics. And I see him like kind of when he's off a little bit.

Like, you can see it, it goes to the tummy. It'll be like a little pop belly. Yeah, it'll be a pot belly with just tread of a six-pack there. Yeah. You can see it popping out. He's got the tallest guy in the world too. He's going to enjoy himself a little bit.

He's going to travel the world. You saw Bill Compton over the weekend, though. I saw Bill Compton over the weekend. Jeff Bezos. I thought Bill Coffin was on that peptide. You thought. What are you talking about? No, no, let me finish.

The pet. Yeah, he's on it. I know he's, he's on it all. Bill goes, you ever done DECA? I'm never. The strong jaw he's got going on right now. Like, what are you talking about? You missed your window for the title.

He's got like a peptide in him that is giving him a tan. You ever see those peptide? They have a peptide now that actually like manipulates your body. What? Yes, that will make you tan without going in the sun. Because I was asking him like, bro, you, you, You look tan. Might need that in the wintertime.

Might need it. Might got to have it. But it like, yeah, it tricks your body. Yeah. And it being dark. Yeah. I don't know if he's on that one. I don't even know what that was called.

No, he said he wasn't. I asked him straight up. Reverse Michael Jackson. I asked him straight up. But yeah, the reason why I saw Bill is sweet, sweet rue had a third birthday party. Let's give a round of applause for Little Rue. Shout a little Rue. Hey, hey, it was at a nice little spot too.

There was a bouncy house. Some tacos going on. Some guy was just barista in his ass off. Yes. Put some firelock. Cates together, but this is your stage. Clutch, Clutch little coffee bar.

You know, Char wanted to throw the, throw the party for Roo, and she's like, she's like, babe, it's, it's Rue's golden birthday. Yeah.

And first of all, what a shitty golden birthday to have that early in your life. But, dude, she had a great time. She had a great week. Her birthday was on Thursday. We brought her the shop.

The boys are hyping her up. We go into the weekend. Families come into town. I had, my brothers, my dad, everybody driving to town, like five hours. Oh, Uncle Brad.

came to town. I had a lot of good friends. JP shows up last minute. Rue gets type, Hey, Ru, J.B's here. She's like, oh, is he, J.P.,

JP? But she had a blast, man. And then I, Charles took her to the ballet around Christmas, and it was just like a mother-daughter, a little date. So I wanted to throw a little daddy-daughter date in there.

She wanted to bring her homie, oh shit. Yeah. She got scared of that little check, didn't she? Double daddy-daughter date going on with the boy, Brian. Shout out Brian and Livy.

But we had a great time, man. And they had fun. No break. downs we're walking into the state we were walking to the arena we left passing the truck and she's like I'm like hey passies in the truck yeah we got we got to give up we got to passy ferry this week so the passies are going away they're gone yeah yeah that'll be a big thank god we're going to Oregon that'll be a one of those thank God yeah yeah yeah yeah like you'll get a call from Charles have you landed yet call me yeah let's you you dropped them off at the passy ferry yet

because I got her this weekend Charles going out of town to Arizona to do a work thing and so I got I got both kids this weekend so I'm just hoping the you know those few days of chaos yeah get through the turbulent because it's like passies are like the kids version of nicotine it takes three days to get out of your system but then it's really about to have it yeah yeah a thousand percent now I feel like ru rips that thing and it's just like man it is going to be hell getting her off of this are you going to go a different path with the passie on scotty yeah I think you have to got to I think you have to and shout out scotty it doesn't seem like she's at as like she hasn't lean on the passy here as much as like Roo just out of the womb was

was all about the passy you have to go wake her up like Scotty sleeps well Rue didn't sleep as well Scottie did um Scotty's a lot more chills she's all smiles like Rue's all smiles too but her personality was the way she was as like an infant too yeah um but yeah you got to go a different route with little Scotty Joe it's amazing to see Rue's a little transition of confidence because when the first couple years of life a year and a half what she's a first year and a lot When she was first starting to get mobile, like you'd see it. She's kind of like stranger danger with everybody.

It seemed like it was only mom and dad. And recently in the last year, it's like this girl has all the confidence in the world. She's all about her. Her spirit is awesome. Got myself a little time with Scott and me and Taye were holding her. She was bobbing and weaving, doing the little head.

She was chicken pecking around a little bit. All smiles, right? All smiles. She's got her dad's mouth. She only breath through her mouth. Like, it was a nice little time. It was a nice little time. You got to start taping her mouth when she sleeps.

And you can see Charles' parents. Like, We kind of like, we didn't take her, but like, hey, you mind if we? Like, yeah. And then Charles' mom kind of just stood over me and Taylorin for the 20 minutes. Kind of like, making sure we were doing it right. Lola's a little helicopter mom. Yeah.

I like, yeah, helicopter grandparent. Yeah. But that was a fun, that was a fun birthday party. I took down those Lady Bird tacos too. I was going to say, shout out Lady Bird. Those tacos, bang, bro. Fire. And local and Nashville go hit up Lady Bird.

Yeah, it was a nice, it was a nice setup. And then the lattes, dude. I mean, there was only two on the docket. And at the bottom and said, cold brew. And I went to do my thing. I walk up to buddy and I say hey let me get that cold brew and he's like no I don't have it I forgot it actually yeah okay let me get this latte then I smack three of them things dude they were awesome in an hour coffee bar was clutch clutch just clutch that for the adults that had to be a lot in addition

yeah oh yeah true I was thinking about it because I was like you know you talk about the party and having a party for your three year old having everybody come and then she's like I got some things that you know the adults will have what you have a lady bird taco you have a coffee bar stuff for people to enjoy have some conversation that way you're not just just watching the three-year-olds the entire time. Right. My two kids ran in there. They had fun.

And by the way, Brian wanted me to tell you guys that your kids were awesome to Parks. That's awesome. His son. His son, he's the straight-haired. He's got black hair, right? Yeah. He's a straight kid. He's like, I think he's four.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a four-year-old. So usually he's ripping around with Livy, who's two, I believe, or three. Roo's age. So he's usually around the younger kids. So getting to hang out with the older kids, when and Willow were like awesome. to him.

Wynn has got this thing about her where she's like, she does really good with young kids. Yeah. Like she got to take someone to their wing. Talen was very nervous about the physicality going in the bounce house. Yeah. Taylor and be like, hey, go take care of that.

I walk over and I go. You guys got to calm down. But then I like body slam one of them and walk away. Like, I made it worse. So they owned it for a little bit. But Talen made a point every time a little kid comes in, chill. Yeah.

So then a little kid would kind of start climbing up. I helped one little kid in there once. I had to make, you know, it's always uncomfortable grabbing a kid that's not yours. But as soon as the kid got in, And when it's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, time out. Little kid, and they all kind of just like watch the kid, like, kind of stroll around for a little bit.

Once it got out, it was fucking W-W-E in there. Isn't it funny, too, like, as a parent, you're, like, watching your little one. And then they go and hang out with, like, older kids. And you're kind of like, get, like, get hurt in this situation. Yeah. And you're kind of like, you're kind of like up about it. So when we were driving to the game, he's like, hey, can you tell Taylor? Like, his kids were awesome to parks.

That's all the time. That'll be a good note for Taylor when I get home because she was worried about that birthday party. And as a parent hearing that, you're kind of like, all right. I'm doing it right. Yeah, yeah. You feel like you're getting something figured out. Because a piece of me is like when I see Willow, who's four, go in, there's like five or six year olds and she starts trying to mix it up.

I want to see her put her hands on somebody. Yeah. I want to see her. I want to see what kind of shit she's got to her. She didn't disappoint dad. She did not disappoint that. She was tossing kids around. I told her to chill one time.

She was like, all right. And then she grabbed that boy, that four-year-old boy. She grabbed that boy. She grabbed that boy in like, slow and I'm like, fuck yeah. I walked away like, all right. She's got it. She's got the stuff. I saw her, took, I mean, your elbow just gave her one to the head and she just didn't

even blink. My elbow? Yeah. You're like, oh, my bad sweetheart, but she's like, Kevin Moon. Willow might have seen me. Got a little bulldog. Yeah. She kind of just eat shit.

She does internalize a little bit, which you got to worry about. But she does, when it comes to pain, she's like, we had a birthday party in the summertime. I don't know why we have, what this podcast doesn't be about my kids, but she, like, one of the big chairs at the kid, my. kitchen counter the big heavy chairs like fell and landed on her foot and she was screaming and i was like she might actually broke her i might actually have to take this kid to the hospital i go hey sweetie if it's if it hurts that bad we have to go to the hospital she's like it doesn't

hurt that bad we're fine we're staying we're staying for the party and the rest of the day i think she had like a bruise on top of her foot was limping around for like three days but like after the party was possibly going away from her she's like we're good don't worry about this yeah she's got it she's got it man did you have it do yeah shout at the kids do yeah shout at the kids Do you have a thing? I would love your intel. I would love your input. But do you have a thing

when your kid is getting like too many presents? Yeah. Too many birthday presents? Because we're sitting there, Charles and I like, Rooz open some of them. And some Charles and I are like,

let's figure out how to like donate some gifts. So that way she doesn't have like too many gifts. That's the move right there. Because Talons have such a big family. They just flood like, they flood so many gifts. It's like, how do you tell people to like, you know,

chill. They tell people to like not get too many gifts. Like my, I came home from... Matter of fact, I think you're a culprit. you had like massive bags yeah i remember looking at that bag just being like god damn i know because i am an enabler because i have the same worry as you is like i don't like anything i want my

kid to have good work ethic and not be like yeah and just be grateful good work ethic and grateful are the two like key pillars for me yeah so when all these presents are coming in what we'll do is we'll get all the presents we'll see what they play with in the first couple of weeks and they're like hey let's donate and then you have to explain those kids that don't get gifts there's kids that don't have it as good as you my kids don't know you know they they they walk around in my house and i'm like you have no fucking clue man yeah you have no how tough this life can actually be i like that move though figure out what they're playing with and yeah and then you donate you donate them away but then you find out what they really love because you'll be like all right this box it's all it's

going out of here it's getting gone and they really like well they'll sit there with two dolls in their hand and have a breakdown about it but i sit there and like yeah you got pick one brother you got to pick one i'm with you on the spoiling stuff though that stuff worries me Because it's, again, it's like, I don't want to sit there and tell everybody to, like, not get her a gift. Especially, like, when, you know, all my brothers, everybody wants to, you know, be the uncle. Everybody wants to have, like, a good gift. I'm sure Cody and Yide are sitting there being like, who's going to out gift. Yeah.

Because I remember telling Cody, I'm like, bro, just get her like a headband that has, like, Elsa or Frozen on it. Like, she'll be good with that. He gets her, like, a butterfly kit, which she enjoys. I'm just thinking you don't have to go. You don't have to get gifts for her all the time. If Christmas is good. And then if you get, like, a nice, like, small, like, sentimental type gift for a bird. there or something i think that's kind of the i think if everybody if everybody listened to you

she would only have frozen headbands because i think i i asked you and a couple guys asked you i recommend it was like a soccer ball and a frozen headband yeah that she just have a dozen soccer balls and 15 headbands yeah there you go ru here's a moana one there's an elson one but it was a good party yeah it was a solid little party man it was a good time everybody seemed that a good time it was a big weekend for all of us man jp your mom came to town she did mom was in town first time visiting me in Nashville. And it was... I heard your dad was a little tight about it.

He was. First words out of his mouth when I'm talking to. Yeah, it's bullshit, man. I was like, God, dang. So, no, but it was good. She wanted to stay in our apartment with us. And if he would have come, they wouldn't have been able because we got a queen-sized guest bed.

But we hit Noco, Best Restaurant in Nashville. That's the one in East? Yeah. JP's high on it. High on it. And then listening room on Saturday, Listening room is awesome. If y'all haven't been, they'll just do like writers' rounds.

And, you know, guys that have written all these number one songs will be performing them, telling you the story behind it, which always amazes me. There's like a couple guys out there that have number one songs that have been on ice for like 15 years. And then finally somebody cuts it and they get their first number one. Even though they wrote it back in the early 2000s. The industry is messed up. But it was awesome.

It's anytime you get to spend time with your mom, like I feel like, I feel like, this is the first time since college we've hung out like this. That's awesome, man. So it was a lot of fun. We got to get your dad out here. And for all the dads, just of the busing with the boys crew, you're put on notice. You're expected to be out here for the dad combat. Except for my dad.

No, he's there. Dave might have to have a one year suspension. We're putting Dave in the dog tank. I might have to go hire a homeless guy and make him be my dad for the day. We'll just put it. We'll build like a penalty box and just put him in the penalty. Yeah, because Dave was talking about it. He's like, hey, I got to make this.

right. I'm like, I might make sure you don't come. Sounds like he's trying to make it better. He's trying to make it better. But also, Dave, like everyone kind of thinks when we play board games or whatever, like, oh, Taylor, yeah, Taylor would do that. And then when you go, it just confirms to everybody. I'm trying to rewrite history. I'm trying to break family ties. And you're out here doing that to us, man. Trying to break the generational habits. Yeah, you know, Dave's listening to this right now. Just like, God damn it, Taylor, please let me come back. You're allowed. Dave, you're allowed back.

Yeah, Dave's back. All right. Yeah, Dave's welcome back. I've been Vito, Dave. You're in. Dave, man. You got to have Dave. You got to have all the dads there.

Oh, yeah. Speaking of dad mode, seem like you dove in some dad mode over the weekend. Yeah, dude, Thursday we had a nice little flood happen in our basement. Because we had the tornado warning on Wednesday night. Dude, we had tornado warnings all week. It was a week of tornadoes.

And so we get in the base. We have a little safe room down there. We get everybody kind of bundled up or whatever. And I remember at like three in the morning, both my girls are like, Not worried about a tornado. They're more worried about spiders, but they also want water. So I go and get them water.

Bring it to them, and then I fall asleep. Morning, tailing gets up and Willow get up and they kind of go. Then wind gets up. I'm kind of still sleeping. I'm getting my time in a little bit. I go to get up and I step on the ground and I'm like, holy shit, like they must have spilled the water. And I take more steps. And I'm like, this is not spilled water.

It's not. So the whole basement is flooded. And then I find this little drain and it's like just cover. in like random shit I just a bunch of ground stuff That's what it is a bunch of ground stuff and dude there's like a dozen people at my house trying to like figure everything out what's going on We're putting things back in place and there everyone's kind of just staring at this thing we take that little drain thing off because it's supposed to it's supposed to drain water stuff We take that off and then the ground shit was everywhere and now I'm like I don't know where this pipe goes

And I got men real men standing around just kind of looking at like what do we do next yeah and i said why don't we take a little strainer and put it on there and i yeah all right buddy kind of give me yeah oh try whatever you want to it's your house i did that shit and it drained all of it all of it bro that ground stuff didn't stay in a chance it's had a chance with me dude i had so much stuff the ground stuff was in shame yeah the water stuff the water stuff was mixing with the ground stuff dude we just had a lot of stuff going on down there And then the next day, I come to the bus, or no. Yeah, Friday I go to the bus, come back and there's this big ass, like, ferret and

there's a big ass cage stuff for like animals and shit. It sounds like you got to put that together. And it says, and it always says the same thing. No tools needed. But you open up the damn little thing and it's got like this bullshit screw. The little Allen rich. Yeah. So you know what your boy did.

I walked into the garage, called somebody. Hey, we're the power tools that I bought four years ago. Let me tell me where it's at. I get the Milwaukee tools out and your boy put that together too. So it was a, it was a big weekend for my man card. Dad mode was activated. A little note too, that strainer is actually still right there right now. I've left it out.

I wanted the real men to pull up on Monday and see that. I wanted them to see. Notice that there's no water here. I wonder how I did it. Probably the strainer. So yeah, it was a big deal for me, man. Big weekend. The tornado stuff was crazy, man.

What was the big day? Wednesday when it first started. And the sirens are going off all around the city. We're watching the live stream on YouTube. What's that? What's that page? Nash-Severre. Was it Nash-Severre?

W-X or something? They're the best follow when it comes to storms in Nashville. The chat, that you want to talk about. The chat was active. That chat is going nuts. They're like an alien abduction has occurred in East. And then everyone's running with it. Send us the updates.

They go crazy, man. That is too, because the one that happened a few years ago, it was going crazy. And I wanted to say, Char and I slept through it, like the one that hit in East. Dude, yes. You kind of like wake up and you go back to sleep. But this time, knowing that it was all going off and you got the two kids upstairs and stuff, and it's like, you know, you're starting to feel a little more serious about the tornado warnings. Like we're down in the closet, we're laying on the floor and everything.

We're like, dead dad, are you scared? I was like, no, dad is not scared. And she's like, okay, I'm not scared either. No, that's sweet. Yeah. Dude, a couple years ago when that tornado happened. Yeah. I'm in that Georgetown house.

And town's like, hey, there's a tornado war night. You think we should get the kids and bring them downstairs? I was like, no, we're fine. Go to sleep. Slept to the siren. Slept through everything. Slept to everything. Woke up the next day.

Just like absolute chaos happened in Nashville. I'm like, oh shit. Yeah. I need to be a better leader. Yeah. A leader in this outfit. Do the tornado thing. It was happening all week long.

Like, I want to say on Friday, I want to say my dad got to, in and then we were talking about possibly doing dinner and they're like, you guys don't have any storms going on and then I checked the app and I'm like, oh, heavy rain is supposed to sit in five minutes. And just like that, bro, heavy rainfall was going nuts. It was dumping.

Blowing sideways. A tree goes down on the road that takes out the power for like half the block. It was crazy, dude. Did your power stay intact? Yep. Generator. I don't even know if the generator worked or not because I had power the whole time. But good time.

You sent that text on Wednesday asking about power and I was like, No, dude, I would have been, I've been walking around that rain. There were some lightning strikes, though, that I felt like were on top of me. I was like, I was going out, chorn, hitting the animals, like, making sure they're all good. And at one point, there was like a light flash and, like, the top of my hair felt like it got staticy. And then a loud crack right after that. And I like, legit was like, these animals got to fend for themselves tonight. Whatever, like a flash of lightning happens, you all do that old, like, why just?

tell where you count like one Mississippi, two Mississippi. Yeah. The thunder happens. You're like, that's how far away. Yeah. Yeah, dude. That's a good one. That's a good poll.

We were playing PubG that night and the storm would happen or the lightning would strike and I'm just sitting there in my head counting. I'm like, don't worry, boys is like 20 miles away right now. Yeah. Speaking of PubG, what a game. Yeah, we finally got you on. We got you on. And you guys did it in a way that I couldn't say no.

Yeah. Like, Shirm and Will pulled me into our little, the den, a little area where we do a voice stream. And I'm like, oh shit, who's on the hot seat? And they're like, no, it's not a hot seat. It's the opportunity seat. And I'm like, oh, shit, what's happening? They're like, PubG, we need a fourth tonight.

You win. And I immediately called Taylin. Yeah. I was like, can I do this? How fun is the game? Do we have any plans? So much fun. It's like a dream of mine was coming to life because I brought up

PUBG, I brought up Rainbow 6 back in the wrist days during COVID. Yes. And seeing it all come to life. Like it was a proud moment. That makes me look back at the COVID time and say, we miss a knob. Yeah. With the PubG stuff. It wouldn't have been able to pull it.

off that well though because our boy Brad well then also we had five too and you have to play a four yeah yeah so Brad Brad would have been essentially Jared yeah I'm assuming he just can't really play shooter games like you got your boys who just for whatever reason they can't play shooter games that well and he's one of those guys

that you just can't like all right let's just play risk or let's play Rocket League and then you just leave them off on the side do you want to talk about what Jared did so Jared so Jared so Jared and Taylor have this rivalry going on. It's not a rivalry.

It's like a sibling rivalry. Yeah, he's like a little bro. Yeah. Little bro, big bro. That dynamic goes on at all times. That little rivalry goes on. It feels like at all times at the shop. And knowing that we were going to get Jared and Taylor on the game on PubG,

we already knew it was going to be fireworks. Yep. And so I start planning in Jared's year to kill Taylor when he lands in PubG. And then Jared looks at me like as he leaves in JP and, And Coupe, I believe we're standing there in J.P. And Jared was like, you have my word. I'll kill him. And I'm like, R.R. Yeah, I'm walked off.

That night, Taylor's on before Jared can get on. It's just me, Sherman, Taylor playing. And then Taylor starts like, hey, I'm going to kill Jared. And then text in our group, you have me, him and Shirm. Like, I'm going to kill Jared whenever we land. And I'm just grinning behind the phone, knowing that both of them want to kill each other when they land. Well, Shurm said when we first got on, he's like, I can't wait for Jared to get on because you know one of them is going to kill each other. Yeah.

Yeah. So when I hear Jared's getting on, I hit you both. I'm like, hey, should I kill Jared? But the way my ADD works, I put my phone down and then completely forgot about it. But I'm texting you on the side. I'm like, I'm telling Jared and Taylor both on the side. I'm telling Jared, hey, Taylor said he's going to kill you. Help the master Willie.

Yeah, and then I'm texting Taylor. I'm like, hey, Jared said he's going to kill you. So you got to move fast when you land. And then I text Sherm just one-on-one like, this is awesome. Jared and Taylor, this is going to be hilarious. They both land and we're starting to loot. And if you're not familiar with PubG, you're like loot and you're trying to pick up gear and everything else.

Jared, I see him run across my window, like going to kill you. And then I just hear Taylor on the mic saying, oh, I don't have any ammo yet. And I'm like, oh, Jared's going to get the boy Taylor. So I go into the room to watch this unfold. Jared knocks down Taylor. And in this game, you don't kill anybody outright. You knock them down first and then they're crawling and you would have to finish them off.

And then they're out of the game. They're out of the game unless you, like, bring them back to life. Right. And when you first drop in the game, like, you guys refer to it as hot drops. And then sometimes you drop and there's like nobody around. Yeah. So when we dropped, there was really. nobody around us. Yeah. So I'm kind of going, I go, hey, I got no ammo if anybody has any.

And then all of a sudden I get shot. My little screen like vibrates and I see a little blood pop up. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, I'm taking shots. I'm taking shots. And then I get knocked. And it's like, you know, you've been knocked and it. And it puts you in this like, like, a little like crawly position. And I just like pan my camera over and I just see Jared like pressing his pelvis against me crawling around. Jared starts teabagging him telling him he's got to take this. And I just laughing and then he picks Taylor up so it's like okay he's gonna pick him up like let's start playing the game he knocks Taylor again yes picks him up knocks him a third time which is still funny we're all sitting there in the mind like Jared what are you doing like no times times running out like

we're gonna have to the store's coming him down like let's start playing now then jared kills him like executes him and murders him to where he's out of the game it's like you've been killed yeah and we're like jerry what the fuck are you doing bro he's like you told me and just like that jared is that friend We're in high school, if you get in trouble in front of your parents, he starts gnarcing and saying everything. He's like, Will text to me this. Say like 9.50 p.m. Make sure you know, hey, make sure you kill Taylor. Taylor's going to kill you.

Will sends a screenshot saying Taylor's going to kill you. Will's saying all this. Sherms there. Sherm's laughing saying, kill him. And he just starts outing everybody. And we're all just laughing. Like, bro, Jared, relax. And the whole time in the game, I'm so new to the game.

I'm like, am I just done for this round then? Like, I just got to sit here and wait. So Jared's got to go revamp me. He takes on fire. Yeah. It was a fucking deal, man. It was a fun night, though. We were up good until like two in the morning, I feel like, before we got the chicken dinner.

It was a late night. It was a late. Got that chicken dinner, though. Yeah. It was massive. It was a massive deal. The chatter was just epic for the remainder of the night between Will and Taylor. Everything turned into a fight from there on out of Jared got the scope that Taylor wanted, wouldn't give it to Taylor.

It was like trying to get you to like do or like say things like you forgave them or like, hey, it's all good. You knocked me. And that I'll give you the scope. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's going to count for anything. Yeah.

And I loved how deep his voice was when he was knocking you. He was like, yeah, what do you think about that, Taylor? What do you think? And then as soon as Taylor was like when he killed Taylor and we're like, dude, what are you doing? And he started narkey on everybody. He went the high pitch voice. It was like, well, I don't know. It was just like the tale of two Jared's.

Yeah. That night, I want to say the sleep out. account was low however what I got in the mail I've gotten on my Ashton Hall shit those magnet ashton Hall come on the morning routine come on oh yeah the dude who's doing it out there sorry yeah yeah yeah he's a leader okay my fault going he's got these magnetic nasal strips and I got him in the mail and I shit you not they're game changers really these are game changers boys like you have there's different tapes out there you clip one on you clip the other like pulls your

Yeah, there's like tapes out there that try to like, that stay stiff and they try to expand your nostrils. This one has like a little piece of tape on each side and has this little magnetic strip, right? And so then you have like this fixed like hard material nasal strip to where it magnetizes to it. So it expands your nostrils far. So I have the mouth tape on. I have the nostril magnetic strips now. And bro, I think I only got like five hours and some change of sleep. I logged an 80 sleep score on my garment.

shit. Yeah. This is... Now tape and everything? I'm telling you, type in, uh, type in magnetic nasal strip. Let me ask you this. So we can at least shout out the brand. So in case people that are want to get their sleep game in order. How does it work with the face routine though? So you'll do your face routine. Make sure you're dry up. Now, our boy, Ash and Hall, he uses a banana to clean his face. I haven't gotten that far yet. I'll just use the face wash. I'll do my little night routine on my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll just, I'll put, I'll make sure it's dry. Yeah. Intake. Intake. Intake bands. Magnetic. Intake. Intake. Intake. bands is the spot is the place to order from and uh so you you'll have your you'll still have like

your dry skin you'll get it dry and you'll just tape them on and it'll magnetize it up and just inflate your nostrils i put like an oil on there's an oil at the end so my face is like greasy you might have to try it out an experiment who knows yeah again ashen all he rubs the banana on so i'm sure there's a little bit of moisture when he does it who knows yeah but this cuts but i'm just letting you know intake that's the brand it is a game changer okay all right good to know that might have to be my shoutout no free shout I'm saying we normally give no free shoutouts yeah should we that's sure we do yeah we are a no free shoutout podcast oh free shoutouts let's yeah let's talk about uh bo jangles

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Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early, names of our band before Jonas Brothers

was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas.

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Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. You get the Cajun, Filet biscuit boys. Bing. This is the move. Honey. You put honey on this. Gotta put honey on it.

Do what? Yeah. We have some, I think we, oh, shit, we got honey. You want to take a bite? I know, you know, just a nut. I'm sure people are watching. Yeah. I wonder what this is going to taste like in their mouth.

We got to get these free, we got to get these free Cajun biscuits. Yeah, the biscuit is soft. Yes. Do you want honey? Hey, Taylor. Yo, if you got extra biscuit? Extra bids. We just cut through this part.

Yeah. show that way. Yeah, give me that great jelly. All right. You want it? All right. Oh, nice. We got it.

Here we go. You just break that off the mic. He blew it. So my shot out, Bo free shout out this week is going to be intake magnetic bands. On your nose. I'm telling you, and everybody listening,

parent life, it doesn't matter. This shit is a game changer. I swear to God. I think they have. It's supposed to help two people with deviated septims Because the tape doesn't necessarily work Like the tape brands out there But the magnetic one, bro, it's like this fixed hard material

So it expands out your nostrils And it has all these different levels for your nose So if you want a massive one If you want a smaller one, if you have a little petite nose I don't know if anybody on the bus says a petite nose Maybe Shirm I got a cute little last guy You got cute little button nose

Come on, come on now But yeah Intake Intake Intake Yeah Good shout out Honey.

Honey. Uh, I got you. That's cool. Uh, my shout out, no free shout out is going to go. Bo free shout out. My shout out no bow shout out. My shout out, bow free shout out goes to deep laughter on the microphone while playing online with the boys. Mm.

When you, when someone just says something or we just, it's late at night and you just get the giggles. And everyone's just kind of laughing and it's quiet for a little bit. And then someone's laughter starts more laughter for everybody else. Yeah. There's really not an endorphin spike like anything else. Yeah. It is amazing. I have a shout out. Okay, Mitch.

Oh, hi, Mitch. Talk to him, Mitch. So I, it's not, I'm not going to preface it. My shout-in-offrey shout-out is, my shout-out, my shout-out, Bo free shout-out, is getting up really early and, like, knocking out a workout or doing whatever you need to do, and then, like, getting to work early, and then just knocking some shit out, and then you feel like, okay, that was a producer. I got up at 615 this morning.

I ran a mile and a half. I signed up for a 5K on last Saturday for this coming Saturday, not realizing that we travel all week, so I'm not going to be able to run for the rest of the week. But like, yeah, I have this triathlon coming up, so I ran

this morning, got to work at like 7.30, knock some shit out here. And I was like, this was a productive ass morning. Like this felt good. I'm I'm a bit tired, but I got a coffee and it felt really good this morning. You're going to do like a baby tonight too.

Oh, yeah. You got that run in so you could eat this bitch. Shout out, Beaufort. Shout out, Ashton Hall. He's changing lives. He's changing lives. We got to get him on Bojangles. Got to get him on Bojangles.

Can I say something about this biscuit real quick? That bite you take after, minutes after, I still have the flavor of the biscuit while also having a little bit of that heat from the Cajun Filet chicken. 4.5. It's a good biscuit. It's a good biscuit.

Soft biscuit. It's a good biscuit. Good biscuit. Next time I'm going to have it with the honey, though. I got to do with the honey next time. Yeah. I don't know if this is breaking any rules, but I have two shout-out, Beau-free shout-outs. Go ahead.

First one is a personal and selfish shout-out, Beau-free shout-out. I heard tell that flak football season is starting today for a particular person on the bus. Mitch Garzley. We've been talking about mustache. Must-shaish, all the different forms of Mitch, but I think my favorite form of Mitch is flag football Mitch. I'm really excited for the content that comes from that this year. Got some new stuff lined up this year. Huge.

And the back of the bus pod is going to be a perfect place for us to really deep dive into the flag football stuff. So I'm excited for that as well. And then more selfishly, the shout out, Beauforty shout out. I went to go pick up a pizza this weekend. The pizza wasn't ready. So I parked the car and I just sat there in the parking lot. The sound of rain when you're in a parked car and there's no wipers going and it's just a ddddddd on the top of the car love that dude dude on a tin roof too solid good shout out my shout out bow free shout out goes to good customer service and i mentioned no co earlier but if you're a restaurant and you are a restaurant that takes reservations i cannot stress enough how how much you should

add this to your game. From a service industry standard. This should be the standard. The next day, you get a phone call from Noco Nashville, and it's one of the managers, whoever it is. Hey, JP, just want to say thanks again for coming in last night. How was everything? Tell them how it was.

All right, man, thank you so much for coming in to our restaurant and for, you know, your business. We really appreciate it. We'll see you next time. Getting a phone call the next day from a place you already had a great dinner from is like, You feel like you're a part of their, you feel like you're a part of their family. Damn. That is a nice little nugget.

Great touch. Yeah. And they were hucked up. We got the tomahawk. I swear this is why. The tomahawk, obviously it's like a more expensive thing. And then like it comes out when it's ready. So you have a little bit of time.

And they brought two more like free appetizers. Like, hey. From the chef. Here's the shrimp. This is on me. Here's these fries. This is on me. It's like, y'all are crushing it.

And that is why a doco is the best restaurant in Nashville. A no coat better hook the boy up with a little gift card. Yeah, no doubt. And those fries look crazy to the right of that. What is that? Tomahawk. Yeah. Is that chishito peppers in the side too?

Best chishito peppers that you'll ever have, dude. I love chishito peppers. The Caesar salad is crazy. He does. He loves chichito peppers. I've been. I think I went when I first opened up with the boy Chandler. Chandler and your boy M.F.

Yeah. We all went out. the dinner and grabbed it was it was fire that steak is really good you brought up a thing too that i need to do a better job of and that's doing national activities in national yeah i just don't like i got jason so i don't really eat out and then like my weekends are pretty much like hey we do whatever with the kids and then we go to the farmer's market like i'm pretty structured i got to figure out a way to get out of my own head and go to these riders rounds or these other events that are taking place in nashville that make nashville nashville because i have people come in all

the time like whether it's arizona or tailon's family from can they're like what should we do we could sit on my couch while jason cook something like i i like go get down the pool yeah yeah yeah i just kind of like we do busing and then i just go home and hang out i need to find something i need to find there's a lot going on yeah the city would love for you to be out yeah i was at home depot twice this weekend. I don't, I hate bragging. I hate bragging about being a man, but about two axes. Oh.

For what? Planting, bro. I've been planting my ass off this spring. An axe for planting. I'm planting gardens, bro. What do you? Oh, good question, Jack. I'll tell you right now.

So when we first moved in, you know, you just pulling in my house and the gate opens and then on the right, there's like what the goats and everything are. So there is, used to be a tree. We took that tree out because the tree died during construction But under there is a stump and my wife's like hey we need to take this tree we need to plant it in this area As I start to dig there's too much wood So I got I bought axes I'm about to go ham on mother earth Yeah, like two little ones like you're like

No those are hatchets those are hatchets I bought a four pound axe and then an eight pound axe Because I didn't know which one is is that what it is no because it's underground So it's like it's a root system because it's not like above ground Please video yourself. Stationary cam video yourself, chop and water. Testosterone on Twitter will go crazy. I might have to.

I might have to. Because I have been planting my ass off, boys. We got all our little, like our garden. We have all in the garage. We have the lights on and stuff like that. I turn them on in the morning, turn them off at night. We water them.

Taylor's all about it, man. We're making a compost station right now. That's what we need. Don't be coming in with a sus swing, though. No, I got to swing down. I chopped a tree down last year. I mean, it was about like, it was like that thick But a tree nonetheless

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Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,

where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

And also the reason why I asked Sherm for a Sharpie was, Wizard. We did a stream. Wizard was massive in helping me get the white Arabian horse on Red Dead Redemption 2. Could not figure it out. He's earned himself on this plaque. It is, it wipes away very easy wizard. So that's a good lesson for life.

That's a good lesson for life. You're great right now. Let's continue to be great, Wizard. Yeah, dude. Love it. That's it. Should we dive into Mark Norman? What a show.

Did they need to do their master's dinner? Oh, yeah. Masters dinner? I mean, we can do that outside of... Now, when you say master's dinner, now do we have, like, a menu to work off of? Can you pull up the menu? Or this is just...

It's the previous winner every year sets the menu for the master's dinner before. So what is it? Give me on Wednesday night? Yeah, it's Scotty Shepard. So it sounds like a last meal. Like if you're on death row. Yeah, yeah.

It's like three courses. And basically you can choose whatever. You choose like your favorite home. hometown restaurant, they'll cater it in. You have like your mom's favorite, you know, green bean casserole, whatever. I'm ready to go right now. So whenever you're ready.

Do you let me. Structure it. Do like an appetizer, main course dessert. Yeah. Go off Scotty's for this year. All right, let's read off Scotty's. There should be a photo of it if you just go to him. I switch it up from this previous one.

I would sabotage. I feel like if you're in Scotty shoes, if you're in Scotty shoes, you've won before, run the same exact dinner back. Right. But he added some things around. He has... He's cheeseburger sliders, firecracker shrimp,

Papa chefs, meatball and ravioli bites, Texas-style chili. You know I love chili? Nice little bit. Does some peanut butter in there. You got a wood-fired cowboy ribby or a blackened redfish,

warm chocolate chip cookies, skillet cookie. That is pretty okay at best. That's a Texan meal. That's a Texan meal. The ice cream? No, no, no, no. That dessert, that's elite.

That's the best thing on there, though. Oh, you're saying the whole menu. Yeah. I just saw a little menu. Yeah, what did you not like on it? Is that the first off, I think cheeseburger sliders always sound better than they actually are. It's a little starter, though.

Yeah, it's a little starter. It's fine, but it's like, even if it is good, it's like this bite's not going very far from me. I need, I need, I need food. You want to hear what I have. That's why you look down the rest of the video, that cowboy's ribi. Toasted ravioli,

pizza rolls and Rocky Mountain oysters and then for the little soup dish I love the chili vibe you're going to have chili with little half cut sandwiches of peanut butter peanut butter sandwiches main course is going to be

CB Joe's barbecue pizza C.B. Joe's is now out of business but growing up in high school if I could bring something back to life it's C.B. Joe's barbecue pizza that's the main course and for dessert I'm going to go with the Blandi from Applebee's. The Blandi is a white

chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on top like a white chocolate chip brownie coming out on a hot sizzling skillet with ice cream on top and it is incredible okay uh it feels like a tear talk should we all give one word go ahead uh missouri will authentic um scrumptious mid i want to hurt oysters i did love the uh the blondie. It's not my favorite version of the skillet, uh, dessert combo, but I do like the idea of a hot plate with some sort of dough in the bottom, followed by an ice cream on top.

I love that. If I ever won the masters, people were eating off my menu, I think that they would get a nice, nice taste of Willie C. Yeah. If I, if I ever won the masters,

I want people to come back that next year and I want them to have the best meal of their entire life. So the appetizer we're going to start with is zips, medium golden wings, extra crispy, extra sauce, There will be a note on that thing saying no blue cheese allowed. There will only be a ranch available to everybody. There will also be plenty of celery and carrots on the side and a lot of wet naps.

Now, when I get down to my main course, you'll have multiple options, but you're going to get both. You're going to get a Monaco Ficcasha from Zips with half and half onion rings and French fries. And also, you're going to get yourself a nice tomahawk. I think a tomahawk, you're going to have the bone in. It's not going to be cut up for you. You're going to have to work through it. She's JPM's Tomahawk. Because there's a class there, but also you're probably going to have a couple bites that

Tom. I'm going to be like, this is pretty damn good. But then you're going to get to that precaution. Like, holy shit, dude. I know I shouldn't eat this, but I'm going to do it anyway. Yeah. The steak will also have a mound of spicy pimento cheese next to it. And then a cup of chimmy churry sauce as well.

Because everybody who goes into a steak place wants to get the sauce. But at one point in their life, they were told when you go to a nice steakhouse, you don't ask for the sauce because it insults the chef because their steak is supposed to be a certain way. Not here. You're already getting sides with that. My dessert is going to be similar, but it is going to be a chocolate chip cookie skillet with not one, not two, but three scoops of vanilla ice cream on top.

That's my master's dinner. Solid. Dialed. Meady. Zips. All hyphenated, sign me up. Food baby. Food baby is a good one.

I have to carry in some dairy. Queen. Blizzards on deck. People walk out. A bunch of Mitches walk out of your dinner and like, it was all right. There's a Dairy Queen truck there waiting. Everyone just tipping over blizzards. There you go.

A super slept on Master's Center was Hideki Matsuyama's. I got the menu pulled up there for you guys. Some apps he had assorted sushi, sashimi, and Nagiri, chicken skewers. What is that? Dashi. broth. It's like a miso soup. Dashi. Okay. Some 85 Wagyu beef ribby with mixed mushrooms and vegetables. Some sancho de conan, ponzu, fluffy sponge cake with whipped cream and

Amal strawberries. Amal? Yeah, we'll say that. Served in honor of Mr. Hideki Matsuyami. Seems pretty average. Yeah, didn't you? Yeah. Basic. If I was to add anything to my dinner, I would add New England clam chowder. And I would also, there was one other thing when you were talking. Oh, Shoshito peppers. I would add shishita peppers. It was funny to watch Will read that venue and then pause and chuckle. Even though just a second ago, he said chili with half-slice peanut butter right next to it.

This pizza place that actually closed down. That's all right. Well, that shit's all right. Yeah. That is funny. Non-like American food they've had at a master's standard. Shout out of Japan. Shout out of Japan.

Why would they be pissed off? You know what. 1942. Pearl Harbor. Are you Canadian? Oh, damn. A speaking of Canada. Oh.

Didn't we, uh, we shouted him out with Norman. Oh, you did. We did. We did shout him out with Norman. We shouted him out with Norman. Let's not. No, don't worry. He's got 15 things here.

Burke Archer's Great Outdoors Comedy Festival this week, July 18th, Winnipeg, August 9th, Halifax, August 23rd, Spokane, Washington, and August 24th, Calgary. Oh, go check out the boy, Bert. Yeah, I love the boy, Burke. Oh, let's get into Mark Norman. You guys are going to love this episode. It's fantastic. Yeah, yeah, he was a great time. A lot of laughs.

A lot of laughs. Also, he just kind of comes out with comments. Like, you'll be having a conversation, and then he'll just have, like, a one-liner in there. He's got a good idea. energy too. He had one about Will Smith that you're laughing and while you're laughing, I don't know if I should laugh at this. But it was still solid good enough to laugh at.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, you'll be all right. All right. Don't like we'll tend to like the back. Yeah, the cool kids in middle school always went to the back when I was a kid. Was there ever, do you a big bus guy going to school growing up? I did it a couple times. to public school till like fifth grade

and then it ended. Thank you sir. You had a private school after that? My parents made me. They're like you're slacking off. You need some discipline. So they brought me to Catholic school. How was that? It sucked. But the Catholic school kids are way more fucked up. The drugs were out of control. The girls were horrors and a half. How long did you go to Catholic, like a private Catholic school?

Just four years. Just did the high school. Oh, you did it through high school? Yeah. Did you have to rock? Those are the core years of your life, your childhood. Uniform, drug test, all that. I was Catholic school up until fourth grade. and then you went to public school after that? I went to public school up to that.

So you guys kind of flipped because you went fifth grade and then you went to Catholic school. Yeah, I'm sorry, eighth grade and then high school. Wait, where, where are you from? Missouri. Oh, interesting. Yeah, Bontan, Missouri, St. Joseph Catholic School. Did you get dittled?

Did not get diddled. Come on, you're a hunk. You're at some point. I'd simply take it as an insult. Yeah. You see a bunch of other kids walking in there. It's like, yeah, what's wrong with me? Yeah.

Yeah, who knows. Too much. You know, it was it too fast. You could get you could run away. I was quick back then. Yeah, you're still quick. Yeah. But the fat kids, they got fucked.

Isn't it interesting, the public school and the private school dynamic with like, you were talking about girls being the way they are, the drugs? Yeah. I was up in a small town school for my first three years of high school. And then I went down to Scotts to Arizona to a different high school. But there was a lot of money there. And so up in Cave Creek, he was like, we're going to do weed. Everyone just did weed.

Yeah. And every once in a while a kid would find their mom's oxy. Sure. And that was kind of it. But then you get down to, like, Paradise Valley. All the kids were running pills. Oh, yeah. Harder drugs.

It was very, it was like crazy how just a 30 minute drive. Right. How different everyone's like ideas were. You get that crunchy weed crew and then you go down there and it's just blow and pills. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. But boy, you must have.

I think the hottest women in America or in Arizona. Yeah. It is. You find them working in a target. I know. I'm working at CVS. And you're just like, yeah, what's going on here? I think it's because it's so hot.

So you can't, you got to be in a bikini all the time. You can't be fat. Yeah. Yeah. There's not that Midwest you just kind of like put a couple on for the winter. Yeah.

Yeah. You gotta bundle up. It's gonna get old outside. Exactly. You see you ever go to Buffalo? These women have a, the Buffalo Bills, uh,

pajama pants on and a scowl, you know, they're real bummed out up there. Yeah. They're real bummed out there. It's like, give me in a pool with a beer. Yeah.

That's a good time. Go ahead. I was just going to say, where'd you grow up? Did you go down to a Catholic school? Was it New Orleans? New Orleans, baby.

Born and raised. Did you guys have to rock uniforms? We did, yeah, it sucked. Tie, the whole thing, black shoes, gray pants, white button down. Do you have like a fond outlook on your high school days? Yeah, I guess. I had a couple moments. I banged a prostitute who was 50 when I was like a junior in college, I mean high school,

and I was the king of school for a while. No shit. I guess I'm a survivor of assault, but no one cared. And a couple of SDDs. Probably. You got through unscathed. Yeah, what do you call it? wrapped up.

Oh, did you? Yeah, she was a prostitute. They had to play safe. Yeah, but 50 years old. Was that something... Did you check your ID? Well, she was weathered. She looked like this bus.

I mean, she was, she'd seen a few winters. Was that something the boys kind of talked you into? No, it was a crazy story. It was New Year's Eve, Eve. So the day before the millennium, 2000. So it was 1999. So there was Y2K in the air. There was a buzz.

So everybody thought the world was going to end. I'm walking down Bourbon Street with my high school buddies. There's a woman, flashing on the balcony. I'm just staring at her. It's pre-internet porn. And she goes, you want to come up? And it was just that easy.

And she came down, we couldn't get in the hotel. They wouldn't let us in. She came down. She goes, you kids want to come up and throw some beads? And I just go, fuck it. And I go, I don't want to go to 2000 a virgin. And she goes, well, I won't let you. True story.

No shit. Yeah. So I went up to her hotel and her husband was there, or her pimp or whoever. And he goes, which one is it? And she pointed to me. And he took my two friends on the balcony. And I banged her. How, were you nervous?

I was terrified. I mean, she's an old bag. What were your boys doing? You guys leave the room. You're sitting there like, fuck, am I going to be able to operate right now? 100%. I mean, I feel like when you're a junior in high school, you're, yeah. There's not, there can be a problem getting that up at all.

Yeah, and I remember she said, you have a condom. And I pulled a condom from my wallet. It was like from the Reagan era. You know, it was all stretchy and brown. And she opened a drawer, and she had like dildos, vibrators, lube. And so, yeah. And then my friends were on the balcony. They just closed the doors and they hung out out there.

Did your friends talk about what they were doing with the husband? Yeah, they were just drinking. They had a cooler out there. So they're drinking, throwing beads off the balcony as you do. And, you know, 20 seconds later, I said, hey, I'm done. No shit. And after it was done, she's like, okay, that'll be like $150. No, I think she had a thing for teenagers because she was like, give me your number.

Let's do this again. Because I don't think the old guy could get it up. That was me, a little skateboard and deviant. So a fifth-year-old woman took that down? Yes, yes. I barely had pubes. That is wild New Orleans is a crazy place

Crazy place Weird place to grow up Because it skews your whole perception of life And I moved to New York And I was like what's all this? Yeah we went down there for the Super Bowl Oh Taylor was hyping it up big time

I'm a big fan of New Orleans Yeah we ate some bad oysters It was kind of a tough week A week I walk away And I'm just like What do people love about New Orleans Yeah A lot different time

I was telling Will before I was like hey man Like you're gonna go down there. The culture is so different. Yeah. The Cajun. Everyone's just kind of like in their own world. It's like a third world country.

Yeah. But you're still in the United States. It's like a lot of fun. Yeah, you can drink outside. The food's weird. Everyone's kind of about it. Like everyone just, it's like a cool fun time.

Yes. We get there. We go to Acmey Oyster House in the first like the next day. He's on the toilet. Our boy G's on the toilet that I get put on the toilet. So like it's one of those weeks where you hype something up to your boys. And then at the end of the end of the week, it's like there's no way I'm ever to get them to go back.

Yeah, but I feel like you went through the Super Bowl. That's a different thing. You've got to go just a normal Tuesday. Where do you rank New Orleans as a city now that you've been everywhere? Well, I mean, it's wildly corrupt and we've got horrible infrastructure and the pelicans are going to fucking shut down. They're so bad. But as a city, it's just great.

It's a jewel of the South. I mean, we got, you know, the Bourbon Street. We got Mardi Gras. We got Jazz Fest, the food, the gumbo, crawfish. So I put it way up, but not a great comedy town. You know as a... Not a great comedy camp. You know, as a high school or two, like just Mardi Gras coming in.

Oh, forget about it. We got two weeks off of school for Mardi Gras. That's how crazy that city is. No shit. Two weeks. So you just go to parades every night and try to get fingered. Try to get fingered. Oh, sorry.

Freudian. Dude, were you like in New Orleans in New Orleans? In the city. In the city. I got a crazy... I don't know anything about sports. I'm sorry. You didn't play ball growing up?

I mean, I played Little League. Yeah. Yeah. And Frisbee. skateboarding. But yeah, I grew up in a dilapidated mansion in a black neighborhood and everyone thought we were rich

because we had this mansion but it was just like a piece of shit house. If you want to look it up, it's the Dufour Baldwin House, 1707 Esplanade Avenue. And we got robbed all the time and people would break in and be like, you gotta get your shit together. You know, like you guys, this is horrible.

Yeah, that was our house. It was like a real fixer-upper. My dad bought it. It goes back and back. And everybody thought we were loaded. but we had no money. No shit. Yeah, so we turned to...

Just get robbed, nothing to take. Nothing to take. We turned into a bed and breakfast because my dad ran out of income, so he needed more money. I mean, it looks nice from the outside. I would rob you. If I was in that business, that'd probably be one of the first houses I would stop at.

Half the houses or half the rooms didn't have electricity. We had running water and like only a certain part of the house. It was crazy. No way. Yeah. Yeah. I had a couple, obviously had a bunch of teammates that, like, were from like Baton Rouge or New Orleans and like,

they'd always talk about like the ninth ward. Yeah. And the ninth ward is like the hardest area of New Orleans, yeah? Terrifying. Is it like the, would you say like the ninth ward's the number one like most tough spot? Yes, 100%. How many wards are there? 13?

Yeah, something like that. Yeah. You go to Taylor? Yeah. I've done my homework on my boys now. I've done my homework. It is, that's a tough area. And Katrina, that's where that really got fucked during Katrina.

So really? Yeah. A lot of the poor people who lived in that area moved to like Biloxi or Texas. And what made you go to New York? So you're in New Orleans. You just lost your Virginia to a 50-year-old right before 2000, right before the world was about to come to an end. Yeah.

You graduate high school and you just go up north? Yeah, well, I wanted to be a comedian, and there's no clubs there. There's no – people don't care about comedy there. They want to get drunk. They don't want to hear your thoughts on cereal, you know. And so you got to go to New York or L.A., so I went to New York. You wanted to be a comic for – since when? I think, you know, in college, I did some open mics just because I had nothing going on.

I was a loser. I lived in a house with five guys. We'd play beer pong and poker, and we'd try to get laid. And that was my whole life. I failed out of three colleges. So eventually I found comedy. Three colleges? Yeah. Which three?

LSU, UNO, and Southeastern. How do you fail out of LSU? That's a good school, actually. I mean, I just didn't do any work and didn't go to class. So it wasn't that hard. But, yeah, I finished online eventually because my parents made me. And you're just like, I'm just going to take a stab at this comedy game. Take a stat.

I had so little going on and my parents were like, do something. You're depressing us. You're a disgrace. Your disappointment. Yeah. So I became a janitor in New York and did comedy at night. A janitor? Yeah.

Great gig, by the way. Yeah? I mean, you got headphones in, you're mopping. It's very zen. Was like a janitor at a school? No, like a high rise, like a skyscraper. Okay. So you go to floor.

There was never like mathematics on the board. You would just see and have no problem fixing. Yeah. On the wall. You see a dick on the wall and be like, how did this dick get here? Write a little joke about that dick. Yeah. I wanted a job where you didn't have to think.

So you could just think about comedy. I did furniture moving, bus boy, shit like that. So you do a couple open mics and it starts to consume you. Yes. You're like, you love it. Completely. Especially when you have nothing going on. You're like, this is something.

I'm getting something out of this. I'm meeting people. I'm getting laughs. Fuck it. I'll go for it. It's kind of a blessing sometimes to have nothing to fall. Like, your backs against the cliff. Yeah.

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And she was like blowing up. So I just got lucky. and then she took me on the road and I got to quit the janitor job and go for it. How does the process work about becoming an opener for somebody? Do you have to have the relationship

or you have an agent that's like, hey, try this guy out? Yeah, I was super lucky. All these agents and they don't do shit. Other comics are the ones that help you. And I did a set at a comedy club. She happened to be headlining it.

She saw me. She was like, hey, that's pretty funny. We got to know each other. And then she said, I'm doing this gig in Long Island. I said, great. We hit it off. And there you go.

What was it like working with Amy? I feel like she gets some weird hate at times. She does, yeah. Well, this is before everything was weird. Everything is like political now and divisive and this and that. It was before all that shit. You just had fun and told jokes and got laughs. And she was awesome.

She was super helpful. And I watched her blow up. I watched her go from like clubs to theaters to arenas. Yeah. And becoming a mom. Yeah. All that shit. Movies.

Yeah, she did do a movie thing too. That is wild. Now, how long did you open for her? A while. I'd say like six years or something. So you started going to theaters with her. Yeah. And I was a green open micer.

So that was all new to me too. So I had to learn how to do that shit as well. What is there, what's the difference for you when you're working a small room, like a small little comedy club compared to a theater? Like is it much more intimate when you're in the small club? Yeah. I say a small club is like a fist fight,

like a bar fight. And a theater is like a sanctioned boxing match. You know, we got like rules and regulations and there's money involved. But a comedy club, It's like a knife fight. You're just trying to survive. These drunks are yelling at you.

Didn't you have recently somebody like come on stage? Yeah, well, that was a hoax. Was it really? Yeah. I feel guilty about it. But some guy was like, I want to go viral. And I was like, I'm not the guy because he's like, comedy's blowing up. I want to go viral.

And I said, I'm not the guy. And he goes, I'll give you this much money. And I said, I'm in. No shit. He set the whole thing up and it worked. It went viral. Because it did go crazy for a minute. And so this is all, this is all planned out gig.

You were never nervous at all. No, no. I was like, I didn't know what was going to happen. He just said something crazy is going to happen and just play off of it. That's all I knew. And then this guy walks on stage. And the brilliance of it was we left it to the unknown. Like, no one, nothing was explained.

So then the internet starts trying to figure it out. Then it turns into some fucking JFK thing. We're like, this happened and that happened. There's multiple shooters, a CIA was in on that. Yeah, exactly. That is fucking, yeah. How much did he pay you? It was a hefty sum.

Really? Yeah. That's enough for you to compromise your more. Yes, completely. You say, hey, I'll go the opposite direction of what I want. And I got some hate. I got a lot of hate on the internet. Like, oh, you are, I was a fan of yours.

Now you're selling out for money, you fucking hack and all that. But it blows over. Yeah, it blows over. Just trying to get a nice little laugh, leave it up for mystery. Yeah. I saw it on my, oh, shit, like this seems like a real thing that's going down. Yeah. Yeah, they nailed it.

Have you ever had guys that come up and kind of interrupt your set and it gets a little... All the time. All the time. No one respects comedy. Like, no one's walking on stage at fucking, uh, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, you know. So, like, people come up there, people throw bottles at you, especially in the early days because you're nobody.

Yeah. I get it. Like, some guy works at a mill. He comes out to the funny bone in Toledo, and you're not killing. And he's like, I paid for this. I paid for some dweeb to talk on stage while drinking a beer and I'm not laughing. Fuck this guy. Yeah, but the process of, like, throwing a bottle, you're making it sound like it's a scene

from the Blues Brothers, and they play like the old Western Saloon. Yeah. It's like, at what point do you just go, how old this? is not a good show. This is not for me and just walk away instead of throwing bottles of people. And making the comic, like, I'm sure they just feel shitty that you have such a strong opinion. It's like, then you kind of can't get in your creative anymore.

You're just like, fuck. I kind of feel like, I feel guilty. I feel like a loser right now. This guy's so fucking mad at me. Yeah. And if you're not laughing, the comic knows you're not laughing and no one's laughing. You think he's up there by himself with a microphone. He's got to be up there for 20 more minutes.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a Will Smith thing. It's like with Chris Rock. Like every comic know what that felt like. Yeah. Did you see Will Smith's song he just dropped? I heard.

I haven't seen it. He just put up a video of like, it's basically a video of him playing a bunch of different characters in a barbershop talking shit about Will Smith. But it's like a whole, it's like a whole rap. It's actually kind of solid. Oh, really?

It's kind of solid. It's creative is what it is. He needs a win. He needs a win. He's in a bad spot. Yeah. Because he's kind of ever since that Chris Rock thing, like what's he been doing?

He did one movie that flopped. It was like a slave. movie, which is weird because he's used to getting backlash. But, uh, sorry. That was right there. Hey, oh, hey, ooh. But yeah, that flopped. And then after that, I mean, it's one of those things.

Just change your whole trajectory. It's like Alec Baldwin shooting a lady. You know, your life is one way. Then one day later, it's completely different. Yeah, I can't, I can't understand the way what went through his head to make that decision. Everything's going your way. You win an Academy Award that you win an Oscar, right?

It was Oscar. He wins some sort of massive award. He did. He did. And so you know he's on the top of the world still. He's been doing it for decades. Yeah. And Chris Rock makes a G.I.

Jane joke. And he's come out massively on top from that. Yes. He's cleaning out. You take it to the chin. It's like, the internet's being like, is this staged? Right. I thought it was.

Did they crush this? Yeah. His slap, like seems so like mechanical. Yes. It did seem fake to me. It was like a medieval thing. Like, how dare you with a glove. Like he's been acting his whole life.

He doesn't know how a real slap should even look. Yeah. And Chris Rock, I mean, I would have been like, what the fuck. Jesus Christ. He was just like, okay. That was weird. We're at the Oscars right now. Even that stance right there.

It looks like that's choreographed. It totally does. Like this fuck, it's like perfectly done. Yeah, Chris Rock handled that like a gangster. You wouldn't do that, you think? No, I mean, I would swing, you think? Well, I don't know. First of all, he might be on the ground.

Yeah, that's true. I might be out. That's true. I might be out. And I might milk it too. I might go full flagrant. Just be like, oh. Come out the next day.

You got a back brace on. Black guy, the whole thing going. Dude, that is, what is that? What are we looking at there, Sherm? Oh, people, that's got to be AI. They're saying it might be a patch. May have been faked. I can see it being fake still.

Interesting. That could be Photoshop, though. It could be Photoshop. With AI these days, you never know what's going to happen. New headline, Chris Rock does blackface. Have you ever been in a fight yourself? Oh, yeah. I don't know if I've ever won one, but I've been beat up a few times.

Yeah. Who was it, were you the antagonist? No, never, never. But I got knocked out once and I pissed myself. That's how bad the knockout was. No shit. Broad Daylight? No, I was at night. It was at a Mardi Gras parade. I was in college and I was with a bunch of dudes. Yeah.

It was a crazy time. This kid, one of the things, you know, they throw beads and de bloons and all that and cups. But if you catch a spear, that was like the ultimate get at a Mardi Gras parade. So one kid had a spear and these fucking tough guys, guys, these other kids were like, hey, give us a spear. And we stepped in. We're like, give the kid the spear. He caught the spear. Let them have it. But they wanted the spear. So now they start shit with us.

Like, you got a problem. And, you know, we're not tough guys. We're like, wait, you fuck with a kid. What are you doing? And then before I do it, like out of a movie, one of the guys pushed me and he had a friend on the knees behind me. So I rolled over. Oh, you got bridged. I got bridged. Which I didn't know people actually did that.

So I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And I scream like a girl. And then they start just wailing on me. And And yeah, it was crazy. And we all got beat up pretty bad. I was going to say, where's all the boys at? Like, it seemed like they just kind of identified you. Like, let's whip hit this dude's ass.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I think I was chirping a little bit. Yeah. And we all got stomped out. I remember being on the floor on the cement. I could see my friend getting like a Doc Martin on his face. And we were okay. And then it ended.

The cops came. They ran away. And then we were on a front lawn like 20 minutes later. Like, that was crazy, huh? And one lady yells, they're coming back. or like one of my friend's girlfriends. And a guy got a running start. It hit me in the temple.

And I saw white and I hit the fucking, I hit the dirt. And then I pissed myself. But I woke up to all my friends fist fighting above me. It was crazy. Yeah, no shit. Some lady is yelling, they're coming back.

Yeah. I had a big egg on my head too. And now when you wake up and you see your friends fighting, what's the first thing goes to your head? My pants are wet or my God, look at this. I was just, I was woozy, pants are wet. And my girlfriend was like super turned off.

Yeah. She was like, look at this. This is the guy I'm with. He's covered in piss and he's on the floor. Yeah. When you're sitting on the lawn or the cops there? Well, the cops had gone at this point. Okay.

So they were just fighting and then eventually it ended. You guys just kind of be like, how crazy is that? And then old buddy comes out of nowhere and just wrecks you. Clock me, yeah. You must have said something bad. I guess so. I don't know. Maybe the N-word.

I can't remember. But, yeah. One of the guys was pretty fat, so I went on on that. Yeah, that's a low-hanging fruit. Yeah. Taking them out. Yeah, that's all you know back then. You're in town.

You were doing Kill Tony? No, I did the Riemann last night. Did the Riemann last night. Unbelievable, one of these guys was there. Yeah, they were there. Yeah. And that's a hot room. What a crowd, what a show.

And yeah, it's Kill Tony Tonight. Kill Tony tonight. Oh, yeah. You guys were at Bob's house last night, Kid Rock's house. Yeah, he wouldn't let us leave. We were there at 4 in the morning. He kept being like, drink more. Hang out.

I'll blow you. It's pretty wild. I mean, you just pull up to that White House and it's just, there's a Statue of Liberty, there's the crazy view. Have you guys been there? No, I have not been there. It's unreal.

It's crazy. He's got a full-size live giraffe stuff. Not live, but a real giraffe. Yeah, a life-sized giraffe. Yes, and it's huge, and the fridge is stocked and there's crazy photos of him with Trump, and there's a big grand piano, there's a bunch of, like, deerheads everywhere.

There it is. It's unreal. He calls it the Southern White House. The Southern White House. That was some slave. there, I'm sure. Somewhere in the back. And he's got a Statue of Liberty too?

Yeah, yeah. So did he just like, when you guys get there? First, how'd you get the invite? I was with Tony. And Tony's like, we're going. Yeah. And Tony wouldn't tell me. He's like, I got a surprise.

So I thought we were going to strip club. Then we show up in fucking Bob's house. I got a surprise. I'm glad you still made it. Yeah. It was at 4 in the morning at this age. I would have said, no. It wasn't easy.

And then I had to get up and do Theo earlier. And that was a little wonky. With Theo? Well, you know what Theo is. He's like, oh, my dad's made out of wood. You know, you're like, oh, shit. How do I keep up with this? I'm hung over.

My dad's made out of wood. His brain does operate in a crazy way. Brilliant guy, so quick, so funny. I've known the guy for, you know, he's a Louisiana guy as well. So I watched him do open mics and shit back in the day. Yeah, the, he is a very interesting human. It's crazy he did real, was it road rules? Yeah.

Real world road rules. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, just go from the reality game to that. And you kind of see it in the road rules, too. Like he kind of had that personality. Yes.

But he's honed himself in a nice, fine tool. He's massive now. His show's huge. Huge. I feel like it's transitioned a little bit. I know I'm just saying this name, but the Rogan world where he's sitting down with all these different people, not just comedians anymore. I mean, Trump, J.D. Van, Bernie Sanders, Dana White, and Timothy Shalame.

Yeah, he's in the mix. Yeah. God. What's that? I love Timothy Shalame. He's a good actor and he's banging the hell out of Kylie. Yeah. Which is a crazy twist.

Yeah. I know. That's a wild twist for him to be with her. But I saw him on college game day and I just thought the way he operated from like understanding sports and he sounded like he was an analyst. I'm like this guy really truly takes everything. I saw that. I saw that.

That was like, because you think of it was like a little twink. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a real dude. Yeah. He's a dude's dude. He was somewhere too with Kylie. I don't know if it was like a tennis match or something where she's like in his ear and

everybody's talking like this guy. I saw a ball. He's a ball guy because she's like trying to whisper, give him a kiss, and he's like focusing on the game. No shit. It seems like he's about, he's about sports. Yeah. Oh, I love that. I imagine that broad is feeling you up and you're like, hang on, whore. I'm trying to watch the ball game here. And she used to, she was banging Tyga or what it was the guy's name? The rapper. I mean, the confidence for Timothy to walk into that inventory. Yeah. Yeah. Look around and be like, okay, this is where these guys have been before. He's got to have a piece. He's got to. He's tall, skinny guy. Those guys are always hanging. come out in that. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I mean, that is an impressive.

There's an expectation in the bedroom that you might not be able to live up. Yeah, I feel like there's like that conversation before you open the door by I listen.

I understand what's happened at the past. I want you to know, I'm a giver, I'm a lover. Yes. And I will sound very excited right now but again, 20 seconds, it's probably going to be all I have.

Let's get the first one out of the way. Let's get that first hit done. Happened. You just whispered. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'll do better next time. Yeah.

Sorry about that. But he really gentrified that vagina. I'm sure he's doing a lot of oral. You know, we've all been there. Pre-game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 15, 15, 30, take me. But you got, you're a 7 foot 18 guy.

You've got to be slinging a torpedo bat. He's got a solid little, you know. It's gotten better since I've lost weight because I've lost 60 pounds. So I don't know if I can just see it more. Right. Or I just like, now I'm like, okay. There's not as much of that foop holding me back. Yeah, the foo.

Yeah, but I was an offensive alignment, and I think offensive alignment, if you're looking at the chart of pieces, we're down here. Of course, of course. We hang down here. We're that little bird nest. Right. It just kind of sits right on top of the balls. That's kind of our game plan. I get it.

I'm a turtle in a bush over here. I mean, that's what you can see. There's not even a dent there. Yeah. Well, you got some cup on, I assume. Nope, no cup. I know. I hate that you even said the cup thing.

Damn it. You got a cup on, I assume. We got going here, Sherman. I think it's a labia. That's probably it right there. That's it. That's something. But you're also in game mode.

You got the adrenaline pumping. Your dick goes in with a fight. I've had that happen. I've had that happen. You can't do have to do the adjust. Yes. Anytime you come on a practice or a game, it is pretty hidden. Yeah.

You're in the compression shorts. Yeah, the compression shorts do definitely play an interesting game with you. What are you doing in the locker room? It's got to be just meat hammers hanging all day long. There are a few for sure. Yeah. I would be so intimidated. Yeah.

There's a couple. You just learn to appreciate it. You see in the locker room and you're like, well, okay, that's beautiful. Yeah. It's one of those things. Yeah. Like I've talked to it on the pod before, but one of my nicknames in Washington was Scrimp.

Oh, man. So those are always like tough battles and vulnerabilities to go through. I know. Yeah. But you learn to love yourself. There you go. Yeah. And that hammer could really ruin a lady.

That's an illusion. Those pants. Those are dark pants. Yeah. Dark pants are taken away from confidence. It's slimming. Sherman, I don't know why you keep just zooming in. Sherman's in heaven right now.

He's hard. Sherman's first. Sherman had crafted some fun questions for you. And I think the first one was, like, who's somebody you walk into a room with. Or when you walk into a room, who's somebody where you go, oh, fuck. Oh, geez. Yeah, that reaction right there. That kind of hard hitting question.

Yeah. I'm sure you had similar ones. Yeah, Ben Laden. Like, holy shit. I thought you died. I met Larry David. about a couple weeks ago and he's like a huge hero mine

and that I was I couldn't think of anything I was off I was frazzled and he's also a tough dude like he doesn't give you anything he's he's very cynical you know so that was scary but glad to meet him

who are some other guys that you've been like Starstruck around now that you've kind of leveled up in the comic game well the weird thing about comedy is like like Nate Burgatzi world famous does arenas huge name he's just a normal guy

He's like a sober, god-fearing family man. Yeah. And that's the cool. Like, I've met Seinfeld that we hung out. And he's just like a dude from Long Island who likes baseball and cars. That's a cool thing about comics. But you meet an actor, you know, and they're usually, like, you meet Daniel Day Lewis. That guy's the worst hang on the planet.

You know, he's so meta and into it. You're like, shut up. You know? But comics are pretty down there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, comics seem like guys, guys. Yeah, that's us. We went out to breakfast one day and I was rock hard.

Now, it was a good experience with Seinfeld? Great. He's the coolest. He's a nice guy. Because you hear a couple of things. He gets a lot of hate. He does get a lot of hate. Well, there's some Israel shit going on.

But yeah, he can be cutting because he's seen at all. He's so world famous. And I think people yell shit at him or they, they shit on his show or whatever. So he's always ready with a with a zinger. Yeah. He's always got one in the holster. Yeah. So he's a dick.

Yeah, yeah. Like he's a dick. He's like an asshole, something like that. Yeah. He heard the same. Same thing about Dane Cook. Have you had to run him with Dane Cook? I met him once. And I had to go on earlier than him at a show. We were at the comedy store. And I was like, I got to go on next. I got another spot. And then he was pissed. So I like,

kissed the ring. You know, I was like, I'm a huge, you're a huge influence on me. I'm a huge fan. You're the man. He was like, all right, all right. We're good. He was pissed about you going on earlier. Yeah, because I had to run out. I had somewhere to be. And he didn't. And so I was like, do you mind if I go on earlier? And in comedy, that's kind of a, it's like an alpha move, almost, but I didn't mean it to be an alpha move. Why is it seen as like an alpha move to like go on sooner? Like they see it as you're trying to get out of the conversation with them.

No, well, we all have our time slot. You get your time. You're going third. You're going forward. So if you come in there and go, I'm going on what I want to go. I'm big time and everybody. I'm going on before you or whenever. People see that as like, oh shit, you're trying to big time me.

But I just needed it for the time. It wasn't like I wasn't trying to do anything. I just had to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you came across guys who come in and they big, they kind of big time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. I mean, Chappelle walks in and the whole show is his. You know, you just take the night off. Is there, is there like a framework too where you're sitting there and Chappelle comes in? It's like, Chappelle and do whatever he wants. Totally. I'm very, like, you know, what's the word? Reverend. You know, I'm like, hey, you're Chappelle. I'm nobody. You go on. And hopefully if I ever blow up, I can do that to some fucking nerd, you know. That's how it goes. The hierarchy. Like, if you meet, you know, Peyton Manning or Troy,

What the fuck? Troy Aikman or one of these, you know, Bob Elway? Bob Elway. Bob Elway. John Elway. You know, you got to go, oh, geez, you got to, you know, you got to be. You got to kiss the ring. Get a bow down a little bit.

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We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.

We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was...

This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing. a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down

on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. What's the family dynamic with you and your wife, both being comics? Well,

the kid, we just had a kid. And I know you did have... Congratulations, man. Yes. Yes. Appreciate it. It's not mine. But we had a kid and it's really like hunkered us down. Like we're a team now and we're working on this kid and trying not to get them on fentanyl and all that.

So yeah, it's it's helped. But she's kind of had to take a back seat because she's all mom mode. Yeah. Is that hard? I'm assuming that's like hard for knowing that she's somebody who gets on the mic too and you have to kind of, you have to kind of sacrifice yourself and your identities to kind of be like a nurturing mother. 100%. But as you know, you got the kid, women just go into like fucking, they go into the zone with a kid.

It's just the instincts kick in. They go full maternal. So she's not, she would like to have a life. But the kid is obviously. Isn't it crazy to see and like admire with your partner too? Like when they become a mom and just seeing them take on this role? I love it. Because you sit back and you're like, fuck, I got to catch this flight and go here.

And you kind of have this guilt cloud of like being out and have. And you do something that's fun too. So you know how it can come off. but you're like, I have to leave for some brother. And then you come home and you talk about like, man, that was a long trip, whatever, but really just been hanging with your boys for three days. And it's like, did I really work? Yes.

But was I, like, having a good time? It's like, yeah, the cloud thing is a big deal. You have to fake it. Like, oh, that was a tough one. Yeah, God, you should have seen it. His wife being a comic, too, like, stop bullshit. Yeah. I know, I know it went great.

But I just show her the check. That's what I do. I get in the house, I go, here you go. Don't be too mad. Just paying the mortgage. We got to buy formula, bitch. When my wife first got pregnant, we have two kids now, seven and a four year old. But we had, she got pregnant with our first one.

It was like a total surprise. Whoa. And she was like, she just filmed the documentary in South America for like all these like animals and stuff like that. She had like this trajectory of what she wanted to do from a career standpoint. Yeah. And then she gets pregnant. She's like, I don't, I don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.

She's obviously still going to have a kid. She doesn't have the kid. And like from that day, she's like been full mom. Like all I totally 100% bought in. So the maternal thing is. crazy. It's real. Turns on.

I feel like it takes a little bit longer, that sweet tailing right there. Oh, that's great. I feel like it is, it's a harder for the dads at first. Yes. When those kids are first born.

Easy, easy, easy. Well, they take like, they have nine months of being in the womb. A little harder for us. Yeah. No, no,

I'm saying like, I guess a connection standpoint. Yes. Because the moms are holding it for nine months. They feel it. Oh, the baby's kicking.

I feel that. And then they have the baby. It's like a piece of them is obviously just came out of them. Right. And you're like, you're still living. Yes. And you're like, you go and you're with them and you help them as much as you can.

But then you have to go to like what I was playing football or we have to go do something for the bus. And then you come back and it's like, okay, now I have to work on this relationship. Yeah. And then like once they start like showing emotion, I remember telling you this, like right around that six month mark, they, you walk into a room and they smile at you. And that's when it hits you and you're like, God damn. The best. Yeah. How old is yours?

Two and a half months. So it's just still warm. You're still, yeah, you're still building the foundation. Hey, how are you? How was your day? Or weren't you talking? Right. It just started smiling, which I was about to throw it in the garbage compartment. Yeah.

Because you're like, I'm bombing with this kid. Right. And it has to be trying to, you're stuck at home for 12 hours. You're like, I got to work out a little bit. Yeah, hit some squats with that baby. Squats in. Hold on the head. You got the technique down on everything.

Oh, yeah. That's a hospital issue, Beanie right there. No doubt. I haven't watched this special yet, but shows he just dropped them where he like dives into all the family life stuff and having the kid. And I guess gets vulnerable in talking about these jokes. I'm like, I'm excited to watch it, just knowing that you have experiences as a father. I feel like watching even Nate Bargazzi, like talk about his just lifestyle, his dynamic, his wife and kids and just being a family guy.

I feel like those, those comedy sets kind of resonate more since you're going through it. You hear Bert talk about it. Bert's like my kids are out of the house now. Like I don't even know what I'm going to make jokes about. My whole life has been about making jokes about my two kids. Right. You know? Shout out his special Lucky.

Go watch Bert Chrysher's Lucky Special. Check out on Netflix now. Check it off. We lost a bet in New Orleans. What happened? Well, he was, we did his, something's burning. Is that what it is? Something's burning.

We did that. And he's like, I bench 300 pounds. We're like, oh, yeah. He's like, I got a video you want to see. And he showed us. And he goes up and it starts to come down and his trainer grabs it. And he's like, pretty cool, huh? I was like, you didn't get 300.

That was not 300. Yeah. So it was like two months before the Super Bowl. It started at 315. Then we're like, all right, 320 by Super Bowl. If you get that, we'll promote whatever you want us to promote for the rest of the year. if not every two bears, you have to shout out bust one of the boys.

That's great. Great bet. I thought there's not a chance in hell we lose that bet. He knocked out 320 and then did 325. Holy. Well, he's on the tea. He's on the tea with a dash of something else. He's got a whole bunch of,

he's got a cocktail going on. Right, right. Because it is that he's not only beat red, but he was like with ease. He got it up with ease. He's a beast. I mean, for how much he drinks, we've gone on ski trips,

the guy can ski, then he can snowboard. He can, run really fast. He's a great swimmer. The guy's an athlete. You see him swing a baseball bat. I mean, he is a... He played college baseball, right? Yeah. So, and he, but, you know, if RFK saw what he ate, he'd kill himself. Yeah. But he still pulls it out. I mean, the guy, he's got that Mickey Mantle gene.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can kind of do everything a little bit. Yeah, and drink like a fucking animal. You a skier? Can you ski? Get on the snowboard? I'm a snowboard, because I skateboarded, so I wanted to stay on a board. Yeah. But yeah, I love it. We'd, Ari and all of us would go. out and Burt and Shane went one year. We'd all get a cabin in Denver and just ski it up and drink every night and make meals

drunk and watch movies. It was great. Does Sam ever mix it up with you guys on the competitive side? Well, these Jews, they don't really get out much, you know? He's watching the Knicks and drinking a black coffee and read the post. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with it.

He's getting me in. We just went to a game last week. So yeah, it's fun. What sport do you find yourself kind of gravitating towards since you weren't like a sports guy growing up. I'm 100% UFC. Okay. That's one of the only ones that I can really, I like sports.

I can get into a game, but I don't follow it. You know, they're like, they traded Buneer. I'm like, I don't know. But UFC, I'm all over. I love UFC. What's your thought on Michael Chandler, Patty Pimilton coming up? Oh, that's exciting because they're so different. Chandler's like a little tank, you know?

Yeah. And he's tough as nails. Have you been around Mike before? No. He is truly bit like a pit bull. Really? He is just a dense. You like grab him and you're like, he's just built with something a little extra in his

Yeah, and he's what five I don't know what six meters are I mean why they do the height and centimeter I know what are we doing? What are we British? Yeah, let's get away from that immediately I also can't get down with kilograms either Same like they put me on the LBs Yeah, we go

Don't confuse the Americans Yeah, but he's a different human being Yeah, Patty, he's I mean he was a barstool guy for a minute He was like I don't know if Mike's 5, 9 by the way He's probably like that 5758 category I would agree But yeah they're both like dynamic fighters And so I don't know if you had an opinion

because that's coming up, what, next weekend, right? Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, I think it's next weekend. Yeah. It's going down. That's a vet. This show comes out on Tuesday, so it'll be just a couple of days away. That's a, you see Pereira got, got down.

Yeah. I never thought I'd see him go down. We were at that fight. Whoa. And it was like, it just kind of felt like he wasn't into it. Really? I don't know what it was. I was at the Pereira, the one where he knocked Buddy out,

that Russian, Croatian guy, whatever he is. Yeah, he hit him in the end of the first round And then four minutes four seconds into the second round Head kick yeah and knocked him out cold Yeah His walk out he's like all timed up This one just felt different It didn't feel like he was like

He was all he was he looked like he was afraid of getting taken down Now I don't know the first thing about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Or UFC like the techniques of those things But he just didn't seem like his heart was in it Well you guys know as athletes you have an off night You know sometimes just as a comic you have an off night You just you know you can't get there You're not feeling it

Something's wrong. It's such an interesting world with the UFC, though, having it off night because with football, like football of all the main sports, you only have 17 games. Yeah. But if you fuck up one week, it's like next week, I'm solely focused on fixing these issues from that week and having a better week. Yes. When you lose in UFC, it's like, it's such a team game too. Such a team game. So there's so many different variables.

When it comes to the UFC, like you're in there three times a year. Right. If you're putting the gas on the floor. But there's so much build up, you know, like you're probably puking and training and. and it's just at one shot. You get one fight. I know. Do you have a process going into, going into comedy?

I found, like when you're feeling off, like what are you doing to try and get in the mode? That's a good question. I still haven't cracked that code yet. But to me, the less you think about it, the better.

That, to me is the key. I used to be like, let me prepare, let me think of some topical shit to be ready with and all that. And now I just, like the rhyme in last night, I just cleared the brain

and went right in. And I just started riffing on Morgan Wallin. I was like, I'm going to say the N-word. It's his God's cut. country and then I was talking about how Nashville is like it's Sini now it's like a Texas raped L.A. And I was just going off. And it was just coming off the dome. But I think if I had prepared because you prepare it and you kind of plan it out in your head and when it doesn't go exactly right,

you start to panic. And then that that throws off your whole set, I think. So it's better just riff. When you're not hitting like what's going on in your mind. Oh. You just frazzled, man. It sucks. You get that fight or flight and you have to party just wants to go, hang on. guys, let me start over, but you can't do that, obviously. So you've got to just like, one thing to do is lean in. Like, if you're scared of bombing, just go up and bomb the first joke. And then you'll be like, all right, that sucked. But now I shook it off. Right. Like, if this is the worst part, I'm good with it. Exactly. Sometimes the best thing you can do is the worst thing to do.

Yeah. The thing you're scared of, just do that immediately. And then it'll, you'll clear out. Like working on sets, like what are, you do kill Tony. You've been a part of Rose. Yeah. Like, what are the styles of comedy that you enjoy the most? Like, outside of your, like, your crafting is set on your own for it, like, a special. Well, to me, doing an hour is a really, that's, to me, that's the coolest thing, watching a guy do a full hour and building that over years. But I like a guy like Bill Burr, who can, he's funny on Kimmel, he's funny on stage, he's funny on his own pod. You want to be that well-round.

As Shane is like that, you know, like these guys who can just be funny everywhere on a podcast, whatever. and I just always wanted to be that guy. So you got to put the work in. How impromptu is all the kill sonny stuff. All impromptu. Because you don't know who's coming up. That seems like so much fun just being at those events. It's the best.

As a guy sitting on the table, you don't know who's coming up next? No, they just pull shit out of a bucket. So you get some fucking handicapped guy and you just got to make it work. And he'll pull you guys, he'll pull stuff out of a hat and those people come up and do a minute. One minute, yeah. Yeah. The sound of the cat is what ends. And they rip their minute.

you guys roast them. Yep. You talk about how they can tighten it up? Yep. And what they look like, I mean, we go all in. And they signed up for it. So no one gets offended. It's all fun in games.

God. How terrified would you be? Yeah, I would be pretty terrified. And imagine the arena. These kids are doing an arena tonight. Yeah. So that must be, I'd be shit in my pants. 60 seconds to make it work.

And this is like a massive break for them. Of course. Because I feel like. You put all these big time comics too. One of the wins for a lot of comics, I feel like, because I have no idea, is, when you're starting out, no one knows you are. So you don't have a fan base to sit back and be like, oh, you're funny.

You're not funny. You get you to grow over time with everybody. Yes. These people are coming to see funny and you have 60 seconds to prove that you are that. Oh, yeah. And if you're not, you will get lamb-baseded in front of 20,000 people and on the internet. Have you been on Kill Tony with a man named Uncle Laser yet? I've heard the name, but I don't think I've had him.

He's an Austin mainstay. He was a part of Bureau of Olympics a couple years ago. Oh, Mullet? Yeah, I haven't seen this guy. He talks about women's on flaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen him, but I haven't, I just saw him online. We were in Austin.

We did a live show in Austin. I don't know how he had a couple of funny, like, reels on Instagram. And for whatever he and he and I started talking. So he came up during our live show. And our fans were even like, get the fuck off the stage. Oh, shit. We did not come to see you. And we're not funny.

Like, we just said, they're like, hey, so this is a podcast. We're going to do the podcast now. Yeah. And he comes up and starts doing bits. Everyone's like, get the fuck off the stage. He's like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Party it harder with him that night. Yeah, hell yeah.

We got after it with him that night. But he's been on Kill Tony. I thought he did pretty solid. Yeah, he's got a fan base. I think people will really like him. He's got a nice fan base. He paints his toenails. Didn't know how I felt about that when we found that out at Beer Olympics.

Have you seen, have you seen beer Olympics? I've seen it, yeah. I don't know if I could hang. I'm a liquor guy. I mean, I have a gluten allergy, which is might be the gayest thing. It's ever been said this bus. I grew up drinking beer all the time. And then when I hit 35, I would just get gas, diarrhea, shit water.

So I think I have a gluten allergy that I haven't diagnosed, but that's what I'm guessing. Yeah. So that beer you're holding in your hand right now. Well, I can do one or two, but if I do more than that, I'm fucked. Really? I get a distended belly. I get like a little woozy and mouth feel, weird, dry mouth. Safe to say he's out of beer Olympics.

Sorry. You do liquor Olympics. I'll blow it. You'll be there. Yeah. You'll be there. Yeah. Yeah, dial that in.

Like, I don't know how Gillis does it with those blood lights. He's a tank the way he puts him down. He is. Over and over again. That's our, me and him sell a hooch. That's our rye. That's your guys right there, the bodega. Bodega cat.

Yeah, we sell that. It's in all the comedy clubs now. It's getting some videos. Where can people get it? Shout it out, dude. It's online right now. Tennessee is so fucking Bible Belt. You guys have crazy red tapes.

We're having trouble getting it in here. But it's all over the country, and you can get it online. Bodega Cat. And when you see it get in here, like in the clubs and... In the state. Like ordering it into the state or just like being able to sell it inside of the state? There's a little weird liquor world. I know when we were doing the Whistlepig, it all, you know, the tough part of it was you could buy it online.

But in certain states, Tennessee being one of them, Tennessee and Missouri, like our big states. There you go. People couldn't like order it online and get it shipped to them. Exactly. What made you guys want to start a rye? Well, all these comics kept getting sober. Like when I started comedy, it was. like degenerates. It was like cokeheads and, you know, pedophiles. And, uh, comedy kind of got

like softer and everybody got sober and started doing like wellness and yoga. And so we were like, we're like the last couple guys who are still party hard and drink. So let's start a liquor. Nice. Yeah. And you know, Kevin Hart has one and, you know, uh, Ryan Reynolds. So it just seemed like people are doing it. And I was like, why not us? Yeah. Did you guys like go and like do tastings and like figure out what you really wanted? Like, did you guys do the whole process? We did all that shit. We went to Texas and did a distillery and tasted like, I want to taste like 20 whiskeys. We're like, this is the one.

Then we had to pick a name. Then you pick a bottle and you pick a label. It's quite a process. Sounds like a fun process. It was fun. I mean, you're drinking the whole time. Oh, there you go. Oh, you got to have some because you went to Sam's show.

Yeah. Like when you were shooting, you were shooting something with me. Yeah, so Sam's doing like a movie along with his tour right now. He's like self-funding a movie. That's right. And so I don't know the whole premise. He didn't really give it to me. but do you want to be in it?

And I was like, yeah, I'd love to be in it. So we did a bunch of bits of, like, his opener who sounds, what's his opener's name? Gary Veter? Yeah. They're the exact same person, by the way. They have the exact same tone, everything. Yeah.

Like, we like did a bit of us doing shots and then him doing a big line of cocaine and maybe being like, that was for all of us. That's great. Jay, were you in it? We all took shots. We all took shots. We all took shots. What'd you think?

All right. Yeah. There they are. Yeah. He's just those bald, small Sam. That's what he is. Dude, they sound the exact same. They had, like, the same delivery, same everything.

They're both extremely funny. Yeah. They were both great. I loved them. But I wondered, because I haven't been to a lot of shows, if, like, you pick your openers to sound like you, because that's what people are there for you, is you. That's interesting. I don't do that.

Like, I had a girl in a wheelchair open for me last night at the rhyme. Was she on Kill Tony as well? Yes, yes. Yeah, red hair girl, right? Fiona. Yeah. She's funny. She's super funny,

super dark and a lot of wheelchair jokes obviously and I feel like it just cuts the tension and it lets the crowd know like, oh,

we're going in on crazy shit. Like everybody loosening up. This is what you're opening with. It's actually quite cute for a cripple. But she's super funny and she's doing well. I think she's going to blow up

if she doesn't, you know, die. Well, she's got some crazy disease. What's a disease? I'm sure you can Google it. I can't remember the name. It's some rare-ass disease. It's something you never heard before. Okay. Yeah, but it's

It's slowly killing her. Because I've seen that clip of her and I saw everybody on the bench like rolling. And that's how you found her, yeah? On Kill Tony? I actually did a show with her years ago randomly and I was like, who's this handicapped lady? And then she started just blowing up on her own. No shit. She lives here now. For real? Yeah. Okay, what is this? Will? Is it what? Frederick's atate actaxia A muscular distraphy

There you go Words man Words are tough for me Is it cool that It feels like you're in a spot too Like you got people who can open for you Where you feel like you can kind of You can kind of help them

Yeah that is fun That's really cool Like Bargazzi has all these guys Doing Nate Land Which is like his way of propping people up And I would love to do that Because it's so fucking hard out there As a comic in the beginning

Yeah It's hard to break through. And too, it's like the comedy world. You guys, everybody's built all these different platforms to where I feel like

now there are way more opportunities for comics to make it versus just grinding it out in New York, the streets in New York at a small ball and like four people there. Now there's all these podcasts. Like I feel like your guys' industry

has done such a great job. Yeah. Oh, thanks. Yeah, it seems like comics are like higher than it's ever been right now. It's where, I mean, Theo's talking to Trump.

I mean, like it's all, it's crazy how big it's gotten. But it's all the internet. The internet changed everything. Before you had to get on the Tonight Show, you got five minutes. And you maybe got an HBO special if you were lucky. It was like five guys every three years got an HBO special.

So now you can just be a funny guy and go on TikTok and boom, you're out into the world. When do you feel like your big break was? Ooh, that's it. I did a, during the pandemic, I had a crazy, right when the pandemic hit, I did Rogan when he was on YouTube, like the real old Rogan, like the career-making Rogan. then I got a shout out at a Mets game from Seinfeld and then I put a special out on YouTube before anyone was really doing that and those three things kind of happened all

within like a month or two and it popped the special got millions of views because it was in the pandemics and no one had any content yeah everyone just sitting at the house consuming a bunch of shit. That's awesome man it was just a luck of the draw

and this like this opera right here like going on Rogans big time huge how did you get linked up with him I met him with Andrew Santino I was doing a show in Atlanta We were friends He was opening for Rogan at some arena And he goes, we're going to the UFC fight

If you want to go And I said, hell yeah And I got to meet Joe We got to chit chat And we got drunk together And eventually he was like You ever want to do the show And you're like

What the fuck? Like that's like a super bottle going If you ever want to fuck You know just let me know Yeah yeah Of course I want to fuck So I hit him up I had a special coming out

And I said hey you said this I don't want to you know, step on any toes here, but he goes, yeah, come on by. No shit. That is fucking awesome. I was terrified. To do the show. To do the show.

It was just the biggest show. It's just so weird talking and you're like, 10 million people are listening to this right now. Yeah. I'm wearing a suit because I did the tonight show the night before and got on a red eye and flew there. So I'm wearing the same clothes. No fucking way. Yeah. Just shit in your pants the whole time walking in the studio.

This is when it was still in L.A., yeah? Yeah. Yeah. And it's after like an hour. Good looking, a little year. This was a few years ago. This is 2019. Yeah.

Yeah. Been a little weathered since then. Yeah. To the hangover of the baby. Yeah. You haven't slept in two and a half months. BLM. A lot of shit happened.

A lot of shit went down. Yeah. I've aged. So now when you go on for like the protector of parks pods, do you feel uncomfortable or nervous at all? Now it's just your norm. It's a, this is regular life. And it's just fun.

We've done like 12 of them now. So we've all gotten to know each other. And you get by the half hour mark, you shit faced. Yeah. So you're just letting it. lie and then we edit later. A lot of editing. Yeah.

I mean, we say wild shit. What is that next day? Scary's life. Oh, dude, I'm texting Jamie. Take that out. Take that out. And the anxiety hits you. Do they send you the raw footage?

Because if you're, if you're a shit face, like some things you're not going to remember. You got to kind of just remember it. That's the hard part. And sometimes you're like, just got to fucking do it. You're like, Jane, I said, yeah, I said fag at some point. He's like, you got to let me know it's a four hour pot.

I can't, I can't just comb looking for that one word. Yeah. I think it was like a hour, half it. I don't know. God damn. Yeah, getting hammered on a show like that would be fucking tough.

And you're ripping liquor, yeah? Oh yeah, I'm going liquor. Shane's always giving me shit. Yeah, they got like, they're ripping like 20 beers.

Right. It's just water. Yeah. Makes you throw up, makes you puffy, does all those things. That's true. But water nonetheless.

Oh yeah. And you got to wear the shades because we're smoking weed. We're doing shrooms. You're doing all of them. Yeah. We're smoking cigars. See,

the liquor part for me wouldn't be like the tough part. It's when you're smoking. smoking. Because I can always kind of smoke myself into a frenzy where it's like I'm kind of just nothing's going on to my brain anymore. Yeah, you're a zombie. Yeah, you're a zombie. I was like, what do you think? You're like, I fucking just want to eat something right now. That's all they care about. Ari does that. Ari goes quiet after about an hour because he's so high and he's in his head. Ari seems like a guy that just does not stop. No, he does not stop. He came on the show. We were talking

for about 45 minutes. He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't give a fuck. Amici is amazing racist stuff. Yeah, and he's like, uh, crazy. And now he's, you're talking about backpack. I forget it. Yeah, because we were talking about Beer Olympics with him as well. Everybody that comes into the show, we're like, so what do you think about Beer Olympics?

You kind of like feel it all out with them. But he's going to be like backpacking in Alaska, South America? Wow. No, China for a while. Costa Rica. I mean,

that guy lives. He's like an old. He like goes and does shit for real. Yeah. How do you, I mean. Pull up the photo of Ari passed out on the floor because he tried to out drink Shane.

And he's like 78 years old, by the way, you know? So he, I thought he's going to the hospital. I mean, bro. I was telling him too, because I remember like every, he's making a joke, every middle schooler understands the amazing racist. Yeah. And I was like, I remember coming across you again one day because I was thinking one night, I'm like, what happened to this one guy who used to do the amazing racist content?

And I saw him on a clip on Rogan. I'm like, oh, he's still around. He's like doing Rogan and shit. Because I don't know, like, we had a rumor at our school like, oh, the amazing racist guy. You know, he got killed in the hole. Yeah. Wow. There was always that rumor and there was always that rumor.

and there was always the rumor of Marilyn Manson pulled out their rib so he could suck his own dick. I heard that one for sure. That was like the first thing. Yeah. Trying to figure it out. You ever try that? Oh yeah. I got a lick once.

No, I got a lick. Yeah. And I'm not well endowed at all. Flexible? I just really like kept pushing it. I was doing my own yoga at home. And I got a lick.

And right when your tongue touches your dick, you go, what the fuck am I doing? Like reality sets in. Is this effort really worth it? Yeah. Yeah. Like everything's so cool. You're something not that I've managed to get a lick in. I had that feeling.

Yeah. I mean, there's no, I'm not. I'm too stiff. Yeah, same. The T-spine, I don't have it. I don't have that spine mobility to get up there like that. Same here. The cat cows, man.

Yeah, I guess you never know where you're at until you actually get the lick in, but part of me feels like I would go farther. Yeah. On yourself? Yeah, I don't know. If it wasn't wrong in your mind? It's a bad feeling. Yeah, I guess I guess you would know. Yeah, it's not great.

It seems like I managed to go farther. Yeah, right guys? Everyone just feel the same exact way, right? Yeah, anyway, stuck in your own dick, dude. Welcome to Boston with the boys. Hope everyone's enjoying themselves right now. You got you asked me about fistfights. You guys must, oh, there he is.

He's passed out in the cooler, by the way. Face in the cooler. What hour is this? That's probably hour three, four. We'll go to five sometimes. No fucking way. Yeah, look at all the dead soldiers up there. No doubt.

None of them are yours. No, no. I'll have one or two in the beginning and then I go all whiskey. You start to get pink and bloated and you're like, let me get to this ride. Yeah, yeah, I can feel the gurgle bubbling up. my asshole. Yeah. Dude, yeah.

I mean, it's so, so interesting that like 2020, you're shit in your pants going on that show. Fast forward. 2025, you're like,

we've done 12. And now you just get shit facing the biggest show in the world. Well, everything gets normalized. You're like, when you first see porn, you're like,

oh my God, tits. And after a while, you're like, I need a hitchhiker, you know, like you need more. You got to keep up again.

So I need this guy forcing her to do that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you hear you, we can't quote movies anymore. Hearing your story. Yeah.

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Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. To TC Society today and save lives. You were about to ask if we were been in fistfights? Yeah, you guys are athletic. Dude, to be honest, no, not really. Really? There's one I had in like sixth grade, but it got broken up pretty quickly after I threw a low leg kick at him and dropped it. Low leg kick.

Oh, you were calculated. You know, I wrestled. I kind of dabbled in some different selves. Well, they're supposed to throw on leg kicks. Most of the time people are going to come in thinking you're going to throw fist. Nobody's ever thinking about their legs. So you just throw somebody off. You have a longer reach with your legs.

Like, let me dominate his legs real quick. And then if this gets to the ground, which is where I want to be, it'll be over for him. Yeah. But I do the leg kick. We started to get to the ground. Teachers broke it up. Nice. But no bar fight?

No, man. Not really. Wow. That's good. It's got like tense before like everybody. But I've never really had. Interesting. Yeah.

I've had a handful. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, I was a nasty boy. in college. I wouldn't was didn't mind getting in a scrum every once in a while my senior year we we played Ohio State we lost by one and then I went to my house with my boys and we cracked we like took down like 12 hams yeah the old hams lights land of sky blue waters sure and yeah this is that's me right there this is the video cam footage I actually told the boys about the story the other day

and uh we're going to this place called the brown jug which is this is the brown jug I've heard of the brown jug and there's a four or five guys on like a Megaphones. Ohio State fans are like, fuck Michigan, blah, blah. Oh boy.

To me, I was like, I'm so focused on getting hammered. Yeah. I want to get after it with my, my boys. And one dude is drunkenly hip checks a pole. And I just,

I didn't see it, but my brother saw it, my best friend saw it. And my girlfriend at the time saw it. And I just kept walking. Well, my brother starts laughing at the guy, him and his four guys get in front of my brother and like,

sort like pushing him around a little bit. So my girlfriend at the time, Alex was like, hey, Taylor, your brother's buddy in a fight. So I walk over to the guy. move one of his buddies out of the way and like open hand like palmed him in the face

and he hits the ground and he like spun when he hit the ground and I was like I thought I killed him so I kind of get freaked out I run back in the brown jug and then I see one of my buddies I say the same thing and then I'm like well the police are going to be here soon I should probably go outside so they don't like come get me out of the bar you can tell it's like a packed area

I go out there the guy's eating a burrito he's totally fine okay he's just hanging out the police officer's there I lie I said I would never yeah and then a week later I broke up with that girl. And a police officer called her doing an investigation. She's like, oh, yeah, he for sure hit her, hit him. So my rookie year, I was literally in the middle of like this, this little situation. Whoa. Yeah. And so that was the last fight I've ever been in. All right. Not too

bad. Yeah, not too bad. There was one other incident at losers with Zach Mettemberger. Oh, you got the name. Yeah, well, Zach, he was a seventh round pick for the Titans. And it was my He protected his quarterback. Yeah. We would get drunk at losers with the band and we would all, we sang Colin on Baton Rouge. Oh, yeah. Because he went to LSU. He was all about it.

And then this Alabama fan comes in and like starts yapping off to Zach and punches. That's me, yeah, it's me doing an okay job at best blocking for Zach. And the guy punches Zach in the face. And then he did drop him? I know you told the story. No, yeah, he did. Yeah, he dropped him. He dropped him, but he like scrubs back up.

He's got a big like raspberry in his face. And I walk him, hey, what's going on? You all right? He's like, that guy just punched me in the face. I'm like, oh, what happened? He goes, that guy punched me in the face. So I walked out there and I saw him. That's the day he got, he was told he was told he was going to be a starter.

Oh. And that was a Snapchat of him saying, this is my team now. Oh. And we played the Houston Texans. J.J. Watt got a sack on him. And there's a photo of JJ doing a selfie to make fun of that exact picture. Holy shit. I walk outside of losers and I hit this guy, Lon Chared him, knocked him out.

And I said something like, bolded him. Like, oh, you don't fucking touch my friend like that. Something lame. Yeah. And then got out of there. And that was really it. That was the last time I ever put my hands on another man.

Damn, but it's nice to get a knockout in. Nice to get a knockout in. That's cool. You know, it's a guy like that on your side too. Of course. You get clocked. You're like him. Yeah.

Yeah. Just we'll just like barbs through like four security guards, smoke them. Let the dog off the leash. The owner of the bar like kicked everybody out. Shut it down. He's, we're done here. The Titans. called me the next day, like, tell me what happened.

I'm like, so I go in there. I didn't sign my contract yet. So they call my agent. Oh, no. And they're like, hey, we got a problem. Looks like we're going to have to like renegotiate Taylor's stuff. And my agent's like, Taylor loses leverage. Yeah, I lose all the leverage.

But my agent was like, hey, listen, like he just protected your quarterback that you drafted. Technically, he did his job. If anything, he needs a raise. Good point. And my contract was signed like a week later. Yeah. Boy, you look a lot better now. Right?

Holy hell. Dude, isn't it crazy? That's a different. boy right there, isn't it? That's a different guy. Yeah. There's no resemblance. None.

Damn. Look at those. Look those tits. I know. He's not bad, huh? Not bad. You see those. You see them boys popping.

I got some nice nips too now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they got the full thing going on. Well, I lived in a house with a bunch of guys and one of the guys was six, nine. Just a pot head, nice guy, like Grateful Dead and Fish. But everywhere we went, people would start shit with him because he was so tall. So everybody's like, I want to fight. You think you're tougher than me?

The guy's like, hey, man, I'm just drinking a beer. What are we doing here? and he would get in fights constantly just because he was so big. Could he scrap? He eventually could, yeah. He figured it out. Yeah.

Yeah, but he was like the sweet, nerdy, kind of hippie guy and he was like wearing burkingstocks and shit and yeah, hemp necklace and people would always fuck with him just because he was tall. Something about like, yeah, guys just always want to check

the biggest dude in the room sometimes. Exactly. It's like some primate shit. You get that courage, that liquor. Yeah, I could take this guy out. Right. Yeah, buddy, what are we doing? Come to my belly button

6-9 those zoo animal height Yes That's crazy I walk around myself And I think I'm way too tall Yeah You are too tall I am too tall

Yeah I look around I'm like I was at my daughter's A daughter's friend's birthday part the other day And I looked and I saw All the women were the same height And then there was a little step up

But then all the men were the same height Yep And I was looking over all of them Yeah This is Because I don't know I'm just tall Gentle giant

Just fucking tall I don't know Yeah I look at all these other people I'm like holy shit shit. What about a flight? That's got to be hell. Flights aren't bad. Southwest, you get that nice little exit row. Oh, yeah.

That's the move for me. That's good stuff. If you get that exit row, you're living Levita Loco right there. It's not bad. But I feel like tall guy, what are you, 6-1? 6-2, sorry. I'm 5'10, so I'm obsessed with, you know, I know every height on a man because, you know, you scan it immediately as a short guy. But women just flock. I mean, if you're over 6-foot, 6-1, you're in. It's like you, it's tall as big tits for men. that's so funny you say that because I've never felt that way. Really?

Fear strikes in my mind when when like women were to approach. You know what I mean? We were talking about this not too long ago. Like I was never the guy that could sit there. Your charisma just shells up. Yeah. And be like, yo, you know, you're thinking of all the wrong things. You're trying to be cool.

You're trying to do whatever. Like, hey, how you doing? And I don't say that. What do I say it like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ask him like, what year are you?

And they're like, oh, cool. And then I five things like, what are you? And you're like, I just fucking ask you. You come here a lot? What brought you out today? Well, sometimes, you know, we'll have football players

at the mothership will come by and the girls, like the female comics, they switch. They just are like, oh my God, there's something like primal about a big dude

coming in around a lady. And they turn into like dudes. They're like drooling. And they're like, oh, can I eat your ass? You know, like they panic.

And it's fun to see women lusting over men because, you know, as I'm a dweeby guy. I'd go up to girls all my life. And they'd be like,

no thanks. So it's fun to see girls like into dudes. Yeah. I feel like you guys, you know, athletes. I mean, you saw the old photos of me.

Well, that's true. Yeah, there wasn't, I wasn't walking into a bar and turning heads. Yeah, good point.

And the old teeth that I had, it was, you know, we got here. He said, pulled up. This is going on. Well,

that was true. Oh, buddy, you got a sleeper build under there? What is that? Years ago. That's a lot less, uh,

drinking. Pull the shirt up, dude. We got that same thing going right there, Don't you? Oh, my bird. You got a six-pack going on under there?

No, well, that's all flab now. But this is pre-pandemic. I was working out every day. I had nothing going on. I just do comedy at night. It's just hitting the gym. Zoom-ins are insane. Yeah, you're killing me here.

The gays do this to me all the time. I'm on these gay websites. Thank you. I mean, buddy, that's a real, that's a legit six-pack. Thanks, thanks. It was a different time. Yeah. We got Jared right here.

He was at your show last night, but he and I made a bet. $5,000 by January, first of 2026. Wait, is it 2025 right now? Yeah, 2026. 2026. If he can have a six-pack by Jan 1, I'll give him $5,000. If he does not, he's got to do a 20-minute set.

Oh, that's a long time. 20 minutes is an eternity for a new comic. I don't even want to say it because it hurts myself. You keep lower. I know you. You started a half an hour. Yeah, but you said to me a couple days ago and I still think it's 20. That's Jared.

School shit. Any pointers for Jared? 20 minutes because he's Hey Joe lift your shirt up for the show Come on I mean we just gotta see what we're all right All right you got you got a already flat stomach There we go

It wasn't flat like a month ago I'll tell you one trick He does look a lot better Yeah I lost a little bit of weight Every time you're sitting down right now Just just hover your feet Two inches off the floor Just do that all day every day

And that's one good way That'll get you a core going But other than that I think it's the What do you call those mountain climbers Yeah the Versa climber Yeah good luck Sam said that I had no chance when we talked to him.

Sam did say that. But I was drinking beer with him when we said that. True. You'll get leaner, but a six-pack is so hard to get and maintain. Coming from a guy who's had one. Did I tell you what? Doing 20 minutes would be crazy. You did five.

Yeah, and that's like it. That felt like I was in hell. But you really went nine. I think you were around like the nine-minute-minute-mor? Yeah. He was solid. Dude, you killed. You killed at the roast?

Yeah, I appreciate that. Dude. Terrified for that. I had like Nick Tarani helped me write a couple jokes. Caleb Presley, I think, gave me one. But I was absolutely terrified going out there. I'm like talking with Taylor beforehand. Because again, you're like, you're like trying to map it out in your head. But honestly, seeing you guys, seeing you guys go back and forth and have the papers out, I was like, oh, thank God I can look at my phone. I'm like trying to, I'm like trying to

memorize all this stuff. But you're like sitting there terrified. Who's the guy that looks like a joyride, like the truck, the trucker? Trucker. Chris Porter? No, it wasn't Chris. Is this the guy that had the hair half? Yeah, such a big J. Oh, Big J. Big J. He went off the dome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he didn't know anything down. That was unbelievable. How was it watching an athlete up here just shaking, trying to read jokes? I'm like, oh, man, that is how I was mentally. Well, he didn't much, I didn't prepare like I should have. And he was like, oh, I didn't even know it was a roast. So he got there like, wait, this is a roast? I thought we were just having a birthday party.

And so he went off the dome and riffed on everything and killed. It was like, maybe set of the night. Had the cigarette going. Yeah. Yeah. He was so. I thought Adam. Ray was

I thought he was amazing He was just ripping through him on the papers Like that one sucks Alright yeah We're the next one He's having a real moment And the old buddy from From Yellowstone

heckling from the top Oh yeah Colton Carson Yeah Rip He was in character That night That might have just been him Yeah

He was ripping around Kid Rock Right Yeah Yeah they were hammered Because yeah What was it Bert Bert

Burt was a jerk Yeah And then Rip was like Shut your fucking mouth My daddy The reason why You're even on the set. It's because my dad or my grandpa.

Right. I feel blessed. And I'm kind of sitting back. I'm leaning over to Big Jay. I'm like, hey, he's just real. He's like, oh, it's heckling it happens all the time. I'm like, man, it feels pretty real right now. We got in the green room and we were about to head out because we, I was cool line.

And he walks in, Cole Houser. Oh, yeah. And Bert's like, hey, just stay for a minute. We're like, okay, yeah, we'll stay. And we had like, we had to like watch them shake hands and hug it out for a second. He says he's six one, but he was built. He's built like he's six five. Yes.

He has like a stature about him That's pretty intimidating I don't know if it's character on Yellowstone Right that helps definitely that Yeah He does he's got a fucking vibe about him He does he's menacing He was coming in no smile

Just scary Yeah he like he kind of like that He likes he likes that He's rip he is rip And then when he comes in he's like super polite But it's almost like the respect Is established that he's rip Yeah he's the elf in the room

He has to be the alpha in the room And Bert too like you Bert said the whole time He's like I'm at my element I'm not a roaster. So he, of course, he's the one

that's like trying to be nice to the process. Yeah. And catches the most hands. Right. That's true. He was like, I'm a fan.

What are you doing? Yeah. Exactly. What did Bert say? He's like, I pay like five grand for these. He had like the paperwork, the jokes.

Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. He said, what? He's like, I pay like five grand for these jokes. He's talked about how much he doesn't like roasting.

Like roasting's not like his, his bag of comedy. Yeah. What's your, what's your take on roast? I feel like you're, You're good. I'm a fan of them.

I think we've got to go back to what they used to be because now roasting has just become like this one-on-one thing. Before it was like fucking Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin and was like roasting the people you love. Like we roasted Charlie Sheen and Trump and those were fun. Now we don't have those anymore. We have to bring some out of Tom Brady. That was like a throwback. That's what a roast supposed to be. Yeah. Comedy Central did great roast.

Yes. There was one with Justin Bieber and Andy Sandberg. That was great. came in and he did like an anti, like what an anti-roaster. Yeah. He was like very polite to everybody, but pretending like he was roasting everyone. Yes. I think that was one of the funniest.

It was so good. Yeah. Well, it's hard to get a new spin on roasting. So that was, him and Norm, Norm had that anti-comedy roast. I don't ever saw that. Dude, Norm is so far. He's my hero. Is that number one to you?

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm doing him, basically. I'm not doing him. I can't replicate that. But, but he's growing up, you put him on and you're like, like, is everyone nears a little bit, right? Right? Yeah.

You find something you like and you run with it. Exactly. And that was him. Yeah, he's my guy. His bit about it being a deeply closeted day man. Oh, brilliant. So funny. Have you heard that?

I have not. He's on like what? Larry King. And he's like, what's one thing about you? We don't know. He's like, one thing about me. No one knows is I am a deeply closeted gay man. He goes, wait, what do you say?

He's like, I'm not saying anything. He's like, but you're saying you're deeply closeted. And he's like, yeah, I'm deeply closeted. So you're gay. Whoa. There's a lot of layers to it. Yeah. A lot of layers

But it was He's basically trolling Larry King Yeah Is he? Oh yeah He's fucking around Is Larry gay? No no

He's just He's just like Larry's not gay He's dead Does that mean Larry's gay? Yeah He's just

Who's gay here? God Larry King By the way I think he had eight wives Give that a goog Give that a goo Yeah throw that in there

He's a wild dude Jew from Brooklyn He's been doing that show Forever I think he's dead now RIP Yeah for real.

Oh, how many wives you got here? There's a whole list. Hit that show more. Oh, seven women. Okay, pretty good. You got a second chance. Married eight times, seven women. Wow.

Yeah, that is wild. I don't know if I could do the marriage thing again. No. Like, do you think you'd ever, let's say it didn't work out. Never again. Shut it down, right? No, what's the point? Yeah, exactly.

You got the kid. That's how complicated it is. You have a kid going on. Exactly. Yeah, that would be a very tough situation. Yeah. But the thought of, like, having another wedding, sit down. I'm giving you my heart talk.

Didn't we already do this? You just have to be best friends with somebody for the rest of time. They would have to understand that. Yeah. Okay, let's just not make it complicated. But you see people get older and they're like, I want to get married. It's like you're 62. I know.

What are we doing? Just find another divorce city and just live together. Yeah, just hang out. Good friend, girlfriend. Right, exactly. We got a sign shit. You want to jump it, put a ring on it and all that. No, fuck that.

I guess you get lonely, but what do you need the certificate for? Right. What's it do? What's the difference? Exactly. Yeah. this show The Golden Bachelor, I came in. I'd fuck her in a second.

Jesus. I think that's a chick on bird. She's hot. I got a thing for old broads. I like a big old catcher's mat. Yeah. Why do you think you gravitate towards that? You have some mom issues growing up?

I think my mom wasn't around a ton. She was like a workaholic. And also older women, they're just like dudes. They're like, just fuck me and leave. You know, young girls are like, what are we? Where's this going? You're like, ah. Yeah, I don't want to text you.

I just thought we were hooking up Yeah the texting is fun until it happens And it's like hey we kind of We had some fun Yeah yeah exactly We let's circle back It's horrible wiring that God did Where we fuck a girl

We have zero interest after That's the weirdest thing I don't know why they designed it Because the girl is now more interested And the guy is like I gotta get out of here Yeah we were talking before you came in Like you know you'd spank one off in college Before you go out

So that way you could have a little bit more longevity if you do strike something or it helps you decide do I even really want to go out. No, it clears your mind. Yeah. That puts up clarity. Yes, that is very real.

That is a, yes, absolutely. Yeah. I think that's what women have all the time. Like, the way we feel right after we nut, I think is how women feel baseline. Sad? Wow. A little shame, yeah.

Over a shame. Yeah, a little sticky. Oh, after what brain leads, a cocktail of chemicals. Okay. sexual arreals, shift your emotional state, and lead to a more detached mindset. Yeah, there you go. Maybe it's like a...

That makes it sound sad. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't make it sound as fun as I did in college when you're just like, I want to make good decisions. Yeah. And if something sparks up, I can last a little bit longer. Right, right. Because there's nothing more defeating than being a two pump jump.

Oh, yeah. Story of my life. Just looking at him like, hey, Timothy Shalermanon, and what's your name the first time? Ah, 100%. Sorry about that. Yeah. It's hard to last. It is.

Although you get older and it, you know, you know, you know, you can start thinking about your dad or whatever. Whatever works. Whatever works. Gotta get desperate. We think. What else we got, boys? Anything you want to get off your chest?

Well, I want to apologize for not knowing about sports, but you guys can talk. You guys are good. You guys are real broad. You don't have to know about sports. I forgets the whole thing. No, pods for everybody. Come in, hang out, have a good conversation. All right.

Establish relationship. What do you think about the WNBA? No Thanks a lot Yeah you've been crushing it man We appreciate you Like finding time to come on the bus too It's an honor

Again sorry I was late Theo Wouldn't shut up about Gaza So I appreciate it No problem A boys in the back You feel great Any questions? Any questions?

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If most fingernail clippers are too weak to clip fingernails, so we just end up using toenail clippers on our fingernails. Also, what's your favorite burger joint? I got one clipper. I don't know if it's a toenail or fingernail. I know. I feel like my fingernail clippers are pretty strong. Yeah.

I was reading through that. I was like, yeah, I kind of use them for both my fingernails and my toes. I just pick my nails. Oh, yeah. That's too. I just pick them and peel them off. Same. Yeah, just go over there, and I just.

Find a little weak point in my nails and I just pull it off. I feel like I got some like strong feminine nails where I can't do that. Like chew at them or pick them off. I'll tell you what a big win is. This might be a little, little too much is a hot warm day. Shoes come off. Then the socks come off and you start feeling those nails that are a little too long.

Yeah. Yeah, this boy's got some weakness to him. So you kind of start picking it and you just get that one. It's like a thick nail too. Oh, that's the best. Get it off. It's a great feeling. Yeah, that full pull where it doesn't break.

Yeah, because both my. big toes right now. My nails are a little too long. And I'm waiting for the heat to catch up a little bit for me to take them boys down and have myself a little afternoon with it. Oh, yeah. There's another one. Fuck Merry Kill, Shane, Sam, and Ari. Ooh, wow. Well, uh, geez, that's a tough one. I mean, they're all, I guess I'd fuck Sam because he's somewhat in shape. I guess you marry Shane for the money and then you'd kill Ari because he's ugly. That's awesome. We do appreciate you coming on.

Thank you. Oh, our Bud Lake question. Oh, that's right. Brought to us by Bud Light. Bud Light, you know, people do anything for a Bud Light. You got that right. What would you do anything for? Can't say family.

Okay. I wouldn't even think of that. What would I do anything for? I mean, sadly, I would just, to be able to keep doing comedy is, uh, I have no other skills. So, like, I have to do this. Dude, if comedy was gone, what would you do? I think I would go UPS. Okay.

I like the, the, the, shorts, no office, van with no door. Everybody loves the package. Maybe you bang a housewife on your route, you know? So what can Brown do for you? What can Brown do for you? Show at UPS, man. What about you guys? What would you do? I mean, great question. It's a tough one. Especially if you can't include family. Yeah. Right. What would you do anything for? Because you want to make a couple bucks. Like you do Uber, but, you know, you want to make more money than that. Yeah. I love how Marky stays within the realm two of like just his old janitor day.

Yeah. Yeah. Like if it's not comedy, it's got to be. Yeah. Give me UPS. And then he's thinking for us like, you know, Uber. Yeah. A perfect world.

I'd be like a madman. That's pretty cool. Making ads and commercials and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the dream. What would you do anything for?

I don't know if I have. We should probably say it with that. Yeah. Something. I know. I want to come up with something right now because we are in the middle of doing a show, but you're right. It does take some thinking. Sports analysis? You think it could do like a game time. All right. I think it would be fun to do that. Would I do anything to be able to do that? No. Good point. Because like you have the podcast and you have a podcast. Like you just get to fuck around and talk about whatever you want.

Right. When you're going to be an analyst, like there's the pressure that comes. Oh, yeah. Right. X as a nose. You see what you see Greg Olson doing. Everybody loves him. Then you see Tom and people are shitting on Tom in the first one. Or Tony Roma, oh, he's getting late. And people just fucking... Yeah. I would love to do a game once in my life with Will, where we both call the game. Whether it's college or NFL. That's cool. And he does the defense.

I do the offense. I think that'd be a lot of fun. Even if it was like the sideline reporting type of thing. That's great. We'd have some fun with that. We would have some fun. Like the megacast. Yeah.

Like that is, that's awesome. Have you seen the megatcast? No. It's like yours on the sideline. It's an alternate broadcast of just two guys in a booth. Uh-huh. But you have like a small little bottom right corner camera. Yeah.

And it's doing the game. you're kind of talking and you're going into the game. It's like having a podcast. That's great. During the game. To me, that's cooler than the actual real analysis. Yeah,

being a real commentator. Yeah, that would be, that would be fun to do. Would I do anything for it? No. Well, sure. Well,

what do you think of Pat McAfee? Do we hate him? What do you think? No. No. He does. I'm here, bro. Okay.

Okay. He gets a lot of shit. He does, but I feel like when you're that big, you're going to get shit no matter what. That's true. Like, no matter what you're going to get shit.

Right. But as somebody like Pat, he's somebody in the space who retired at his peak. He was a pro bowler. I had like a $16 million contract on the table and walks away from it to do all the stuff that you see him doing. To at the time make way less money. Wow. He had left and he joined Barstool. Then he leaves Barstool to do his own thing with the Pat McAfee show.

He's a cat that grew up like loving wrestling. And now he's like commentating on the WWE. He's gotten to make appearances. So I feel like he's living like all of his childhood dreams. Right. And yeah. You can't get mad at somebody for taking what they want. Like he does everything.

Everything he decides to do, he does at the highest level. Yeah. So. Okay. Yeah. I'm a fan. All right. To be able to operate at that capacity 24-7.

It's impressive. You know what I mean? Like, think of, like, we think of our lives with, you know, how much you're on the road and you have a family back home or us doing the podcast. You got the family. Like, all the shit that he does. And he's able to operate at such a high level. Yeah. Yeah.

Do it five days a week. Wow. And get on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. Okay. So a lot of respect for Pat.

You hate Pat. No, I don't know, Pat. I just, I hear a lot of people shitting on him. Yeah, no. The internet gets loud. They really do. I hate the internet. As Saban.

Yeah. Again, it's like Saban retires and he's like this, this lure of Nick Saban. What's he going to do in his post life? And Pat's sitting down with him every week to have like the legend of Nick Sabin. That's pretty cool. On the biggest platform, the biggest sports platform you can possibly have Pat. And again, like when Pat made it. show he was wanting to do the stuff that he's doing now yeah but again in like main tv he wasn't like a

quarterback or some high round pick that's like you know he was a punter right he got told no a lot so he kind of just created his own thing i love that and now that he's on ESPN is just like it's like one of those full circle things of like you know fuck everybody who who doubted the boy yeah because it's almost like if pat didn't do the things he did he probably wouldn't be in the position he isn't like he wouldn't probably even be on the spian right because the whole punter thing yeah if he played got done i don't want to get into broadcast and be like, well, you're a punner, like, you probably do some satellite reporting for us because that's how it was.

Yeah. He essentially had to make his own path. Wow. Undeniable. I love that. We're sick. We're done glazing path. Like, we have been going off on him.

Yeah, we would, we would dominate him in physical wrestling. You think so? Yeah. Yeah, he's growing up a lot. We can't glaze him too much. We've glazed him a lot. We've got to tone it. We got a ton of back.

Yeah, he's the goat. He's a goat. There you go. He used the goat. That's something you do anything for. I, yeah, I don't know. Is Larry King. Something that comes to my mind

I don't know if I'd do anything for it But I think it would be sick If like You were You had like a movie That was like I am legend Or castaway to where it's just you Damn

I think that would be sick to like have or do They own yeah Own one movie For the two hours that it's on Yeah You were just the guy the whole time Yeah Oh right I got mine

I got it You got one Do anything for Sidney Sweeney One night 20 seconds No, I'm just kidding. She's single again, by the way.

And her husband... That's a big topic. Yeah, he's not like the best-looking guy on the planet. So I feel like... Gives everybody hope. Yeah, exactly. Shane gives everybody hope. Yeah.

He's got a bit of a rocket and it's, you know, it's Shane. Exactly. You make people laugh. You got a chance. There you go. Laughter. Money doesn't hurt. Yeah.

Yeah, no doubt. God damn. Well... All right, boys. Oh, hey, by the way, Larry King is not... He's deeply closeted. Deeply closeted. Mark, thank you, man.

Hey, thank you. Let's give a applause with Mark. We have a good voice. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate you making a time. Who that? Big hugs, tiny kisses.

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