Bussin' With The Boys - Mitch's WILD Diet + Bussin' 4 Square Drama | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

Welcome back to another episode of Inside The Bus. This week we start off the episode with our producer Matt dealing with some issues. He is 24 years old and dealing with hemorrhoids. He gets into the struggles he been going through and the boys give hime some advice. Then the fellas dive into the drama that's been going around the Bussin' With The Boys office surrounding 4 square. The first offical rankings of 4 square has been released and people are not happy with where they are placed on the list. finally the boys dive into Mitch's crazy diet and what he eats for dinner. Tap in and enjoy another fun Friday hang with the boys that make Bussin' run, much love fellas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Eddie George episode, Larry Johnson episode, Mike Trout episode, Vladimir Guerrero episode, and me because I'm 27. We're thinking of enough, we didn't think of one. Big Poppy. He was number 30. I think he started at 27 in War 34. Who else started at 27? Derek Henry. Victor Hampton also. So first thing we're going to talk about Matt's been talking about it all day. Our producer, Matt. Get the mic. Get the mic, Matt. This is breaking. Has a hemorrhoid.

Hopefully not breaking. Jamal Murray. I did not think we're going to talk about this. Yeah, well, we are. The floor's yours now. Yeah, what is going on with you, brother? I don't know, man. I've been shitting blood. If people, because now you're in it.

You're in the, you're in the. Make sure you're still switching. That's all right. you're going through a lot I don't expect you to be on full right now on 100 but what were the first signs of it and this is also this could be educational

for a lot of people so take it serious Monday at like four people switch to yourself oh shit Jesus Mitch no it's me it's me Monday at like four o'clock I take my annual Chipotle shit

and I saw some blood and I was like what the fuck so I was like it's probably because I got red salsa and put some hot sauce on it. So I was like, it's probably just that. And then Monday night comes around. I see some more blood. I'm like, shit.

How much blood are we talking about? He was eating razor blades. Not like a ton, but like a good amount. So like I've never had a head. Has anybody else here had a hemorrhoid before? Nope. I think I have in like a minor way. I never had any medical treatment that.

Yeah. Because I got so like there's just blood in the toilet there's blood in your blood in your poop And there's blood like when you wipe a little bit but it's bright red When it's when it's dark that's when it gets bad oh because it's I mean so a lot That and just like it can be other things but like when it's when it's when it's when it's light red so then last night I or like mid afternoon I take another shit there's blood I'm like does it burn or no? It Does it sting like a little bit?

Sometimes it's supposed to, but mine didn't. So I was like, what the hell's going on? You're different. I guess. And then I went to the doctor today. Tell us about how the doctor went. Wait, that's probably HIPAA, right? Yeah, this might be HIPAA.

This isn't HIPAA. Good try. If you're sharing it. Good try. Let me rewind. It's why HIPAA if you're sharing it. Did you tell your parents that you were dealing with this? Or did you just, okay.

after the third poop because initially when you said you went to urgent care i'm thinking oh he probably is embarrassed to tell his parents so he's just going to go no no no no i'm not embarrassed to my parents about a no my butt's bloody because then your mom your mom or dad your dad probably like son let me see and you're like don't want to go through that no well i i yeah no yeah i don't know i just told him like it was nothing crazy so you go to the doctor did that happen what did pops want to take a look i showed i i took a picture of my shit and showed him yeah Oh, okay. Oh,

your actual shit. I thought he was talking about his. No, I know, but he said a picture my shit and shut him. I thought he meant like his asshole. Like,

no. This doesn't, this definitely doesn't help the like stinky, plain poopy, Matt allegations. I don't think anyone has even going there.

They weren't. But now that you say that, now that it's been brought up. Hopefully you mentioned that to the doctor. Because that could have been where it started. This has been causing problems at work. So then I bend down and they both look at me

and they were like, one in the face and and one looked in the two women. You got Eiffel Tower. Oh, you had to like, you had to bend over spread them. Yeah, yeah. So you got, you were standing up and you bent over and spread them.

She goes, she got like on the table. She was not like I had to stand up and just bend my ass down. She was just like drop your pants. Yeah, dude with my flaccid dick. My flaccid dick. Where pants around the ankles or knees? Oh, God, your dick wasn't hard at the doctor. Yeah, but like nobody's,

where nobody was even. thinking about that. I was embarrassed. I'm telling my side of it. They probably see 20 dicks before lunch. Yeah, this was also at like eight in the morning. So I felt terrible. It was like they just had their breakfast and they had to look at my asshole after. Well, that's what they're doing for work. He's a hairy boy. Yeah, I'm a hairy cat. Oh yeah, they got to see your ass which is hairy as shit. So are you on any medicine now or no? No, I've heard secondhand about how hairy his ass is. I'm on a something foam. Oh, dude. And then yeah, it was so expensive all this shit. And then I had to go to three different

Walgreens to get and nobody has it So I'm sitting there like dude am I ever gonna get cured Are I just gonna poop blood the rest of my fucking life? So huh They called it a prescription to a Walgreens And that Walgreens just didn't have it I wait 20 minutes and then he goes oh yeah we just don't have it And I was like well all right he was like

I was like well here's where I like I work near blah blah blah And he was like okay here I'll take you a Walgreens near it So then I get there and they're like oh yeah We don't even have a prescription for you And then it comes in. He's like, oh wait. She was like, oh, wait, you can't even get it until the 22nd. I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

So I start crashing out. I'm pissed. That sucks. Yeah, I'm shitting blood. Like, this sucks. Not because of. No, but I'm mad. You're yelling at the pharmacist.

No, I'm not. But I'm like, because I, again, I'm not a confrontational. I don't like to do with people like that. You know in the moment. You were like, oh, I'm so sorry. No, I didn't, I didn't like scream at her, but like I started to get impatient because she was like, she was kind of being like, I don't know, she's being weird about it. So then, I mean, yeah, you're, you have a, dude, pharmacists, they love to just take their time.

They're the only, like, place I know that takes a fat lunch besides the bank. I mean, I think the only close, this is from someone who's diabetic and I go pick up routine prescriptions. I'm not trying to make you feel bad. But when you need a prescription field, you feel like you are the number one priority on the whole 200%. And that's not a bad thing. That's because, like, when you're sick or injured or something, you, you feel. your body is telling you you need to get this fix. So imagine working in an industry.

And I'm trying to like stand up for pharmacists where every person thinks that they should be treated better than the next person in line. They should be though. I was the first, the first dude was cool. The second girl like, I really wasn't giving her anything.

But she was like, she was like, basically she's like, I just don't care. She's like, and then it's 100 bucks. It's incredibly frustrating. No matter what. Drop 300 on my ass getting looked at and then medicine for my ass.

They didn't even touch it? She goes in shirt. What, my ass? And have two resis this week. Is our resi canceled for Friday? Is the resi? Oh, I don't know. I got a resi tonight.

Where at? Shit. The mod. What, what the fellas? No. You better get that hemorrhoid check. Best of wishes, man. Don't wear white shorts.

Dang. Don't wear white pants, man. Our resi on Friday on Friday can happen, but I'm a little low on the bank now because I didn't think I was going to drop 300 on my fucking asshole. Fanball. Get back in the game. Thursday night, Parley is going to be huge. We don't have to get a resi.

We can just go somewhere. Somewhere easy on the stomach. Let's just get some teas and peas in the chat for Matt's Beholy. Yeah. Appreciate it, fellas. Another thing that's been going around the office that Derek has caused a little bit of a curfuffle. Whoa. Is that a butt disease?

No, it's just like a little, little scrap. Curfuffle? It's a ranking of four square. Some people are happy with theirs. Yeah. I don't know if Coup. You seem distressed right now. Yeah.

I just don't want to relive this again. But I get it. This is the platform to give your piece on. I don't get your ranking. I don't get it personally. What were you ranked? Seven. Out of 12.

Does anybody remember the ranking? I'm pretty sure the cutoff is after eight. There's a cutoff after eight. I'm right at seven. Yeah, you're at the cut line. You made the cut, though. Yeah, that is not enough. No, you definitely should be higher because when four squares got started,

you, I mean, a commercial break would come during the Thursday night game, and you look over and coops out the door. And I feel like it's more than longevity. I feel like I've been in the in the fight, like, law. I feel like I last in there pretty long. Yeah, we need a breakdown on why or how he's ranking it, like the CFP. It's rage baiting. Yeah, I mean, probably.

Probably. A lot of it, I think a lot of it has to do with Shirm being the ref. And he is made, like, I don't think he fully understands the rules. I think, I don't think I've played a game where Shirm has reft. Huh? Oh, I've been called out. Really? Plenty of times by Shirm making the roughs.

Yeah, I guess you weren't here this past Thursday, and there was a, it was like, Shirm gay. There was like three or four plays by different individuals that pretty much everyone watching was like, what is going on? and to an extent it felt fun to just all like have a common enemy but there were a few calls until it happened to you yeah until it happened to me twice

yeah I think it's probably unpopular opinion and as someone that gets called out a lot by Shirm I do think it makes it so much funnier it is hilarious yeah but then it's the ladies reactions are all times it's so funny Delaney gets screwed the most do you want to say the rankings yeah so the rankings go

myself at one Jared Beeman Cade McConnell I'm just going to name a row So and we can break it down from there Cade McConnell Garrett Hargis

J.P. Hovey, Mitch Carsley, Cooper Comsock, Ryan Nolan, and then the cutoff So there's eight people total And then it goes Jeremy Clump, Matt Malone, Chef, Jack Hanning, Delaney Walker, Taylor Luan

And then we have a Clay Matthews But it's a DNP Did Not Play So five people Are not making the cut Eight people in the active roster spot Where do you think You're both the fold, bro.

Like, respect. Like, where do you think, like, not even humbly, like. I think I should be at least when you consider that I've been playing not the longest because, like, you know, there's a few of us that have been playing the longest. You're 100% in the group people who have been playing the longest. I think I should be top four. Founding member. Without a doubt, you should be top four.

You should be one or two. Behind me, though. Last week, you went to a point and go check the tape where I was on the King Square forever. Cooper has not been out of the king spot yet. And then when I got out, it was on a bullshit call. I think what's throwing the list off is Cade being at three. I think you should at least have to play two Thursdays before you can make the cut. You can be in the active power rankings.

But yeah, for Cade to be three is insane. Just because he's a D1 athlete and like Vandy's having a really good season. He wasn't even that. Like he wasn't bad, but he didn't do anything exceptional. I love Cid, but I was glazing by Derek. So it's just you're ahead of Cade and then who else is ahead of Cade? Jared Beeman. I think it's cab.

Yeah. That's why I'm going to wait on. I feel like anytime I play with Jared, like you have good plays, but then like you don't hold the king. Jared will get to three real quick and then like get out. No, what I was talking about with Derek is I feel like the under,

underappreciated role in that is not staying in king, but just staying in the game. Like no matter the spot, even if you're in the two spot or the three spot, the queen spot. And I feel like I stay in the game for a little bit. Because it doesn't matter if you're in the king spot.

You're playing just as good as the king if you're in the game. Two weeks ago, I remember, like, when... Fair. It took us a while to come to that conclusion. But you got to get the king out. It's like, then when you go for the camera... Yeah, for sure, that is good. But we were...

Because we were talking, we were like, how do you judge it? Is it a stop watching the king? And then we slowly realized we're like, I think it's just game time. I like that. And then not to cut you off. Then ultimately, that's kind of hard to keep track of three people at game time. So we were saying one way to judge this would be marks off for every time you get out. Yeah.

And it's just like, I'd be pretty like cut and dry to be like... So valuing the losses. If I'm like, man, I was in the game for like however long it's like, well, you got out 45 times. Everyone else got out 10. You know what I mean? It's like, okay, well, then shit. Do you remember a couple of weeks ago when you were like really? Not you.

I mean, like me. Remember a couple weeks ago when you were really crashing out on like Shirm or it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the week I felt like you were just like you would just get in. Yeah. Get the three and then get out. Yeah. Hey, Passion plays a power ranking too, I guess.

Because I got a jersey coming in for this Thursday. You do? No. I didn't tell you about that. No, you don't tell us. Don't tell us. A lot of us already Yeah.

I was going to keep it a surprise I'm so excited. Yeah, they just told everybody. Yeah, it's not really even a, it's custom jersey coming tomorrow. No, it's my name.

No, it's really, it's demon. I thought it was, I'll just go ahead because by this time, they'll see it. Yeah,

it's going to have a big four squared and then it'll say either beeman or demon across the back. I haven't decided yet. I don't say demon. So how's it going to get here before tomorrow?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm ironing this on. I bought the ironons. I bought the big numbers, the little numbers, the letters, and the shirt. It's, I win it. It might be controversial. I was going to buy a jersey to put it on,

and then I changed to, for maximum efficiency out there, I bought like an athletic black shirt. You got a jersey? Yeah, shirzy. I can play good in it. I kind of want to. I think that's the move. I actually bought a black tank top,

and I clicked cancel on that order, and then went, I really thought about this last night. I set up late thinking about. Bro, let's go. Way too late. Like thinking about this. If you look at my Amazon canceled orders, I ordered a lot.

lot of stuff and then we cancel it and then order new stuff and then I landed on a black athletic shirt with just white lettering on it and then got a black zip up to go over it to uh you got warmups yeah got to get the you got to get the rip off pants dude not to this is such boring details I looked at track suits like velour track suits rip off pants at one point in my car I had a full golden track suit that was like reflective and it got to a point where it was like how much was that like that's the only issue is it was like that was like 40 bucks plus the shirt plus the and I was like I'm not dropping a hundred bucks on fucking four square a four square outfit you better go off this week if i if my rankings better than

maybe i'll drop a hundred next but it felt a little stupid at the end of the day where it's like this will get a laugh for a second yeah we got to figure out a tournament two or something yeah yeah we're talking about maybe on the wall right here having like the leaderboard of that like on the actual board and you can change it oh then figure out yeah tournament style like golf ones yeah exactly love that that would be awesome dang spain he's got spam down too Number's getting leaked. Sorry, Mitch, you were trying to say something about 4Square, and I cut you off on some of the jersey.

I don't know if you remember. That's my thought. So when you were crushing out. Oh, okay, good. I thought you were about to pull up in a baiting in Jersey. That would be sick. Dude, I, I looked at, there's also, there's these cool, if you look it up on Amazon,

they take too long to ship here, but if you look up 4 square apparel, there's these shirts that say, I heart 4 square. There's, this is my 4thwear shirt. Stop talking to me. I'm playing 4th Square. I was looking at all those,

but then they took like two weeks to get in. Yeah. I feel like Went with custom jersey instead Is it just going to Like continue Is it just going to like continue Is the end of the season

The end of the four square season Kind of deal? Like how we like Is there going to be like a final tournament For the uh The trophy you said or like what are your I mean I I don't know that's a good question

I think when the football season's over We reevaluate and maybe get a bigger bigger uh bigger square square And play outside but we got to be able to film it. Maybe that's... Yeah, maybe we split the seasons up. Like, maybe a four-square season isn't a football season.

Maybe, like, this four-square season, this is not actually. It's just fall ball off-down. Like Christmas, like that's a four-square season. Winter ball, spring ball. Yes, there's... Gotcha. So football off-season maybe is... I don't know sports terms, but, yeah, like, that's another season.

We have enough people now... When we're not filming the locker room. Yeah. That one. We have enough people that work with us now that I feel like we're... we need to get a squad volleyball game going. I think I could create some beach volleyball. Yeah, go to Centennial Park, play beach volleyball.

Beach volleyball is all that he creates. Have you guys ever heard of U-ball? Batman would be fun. Which one? U-ball. I've seen it and never played it though. I forget what it is, but like I know like the Macafee guys talk about it. Is it the same as Gaga Ball?

I love Gaga Ball. Is that octobals? I think you're in an octagon. Yeah, yeah. Is that the same? That's a great game. Sorry, explain yours. I think U-Ball is kind of like basketball.

That's a church camp game. But it's like you can't dribble or anything. Is that what they play? Like, uh, I feel like they always post a clip and somebody has a crazy lay-up. Yeah, like a dumb or something. Yeah,

but I don't know if it's tips, but it's like, I think there's like a legit like, U-ball's a real thing. And you get like a U-ball hoop. And like, I don't know how it works, but I feel like that would be.

What was the, what was the little basketball type game on the playground growing up with like, throw it up there had all the other holes that it would come out. Did you all know that? Oh, Yeah, I didn't even know that had a name. Oh, I didn't even know there was a game to go with it. I just, we just fucking were throwing things in it.

Same. Yeah. I bet there is a game ago. I don't think we had that. That doesn't sound familiar. It was like plastic or always was. It's one just big, yeah, like hoop, but there's four exit paths for the ball and it's random. So it just go out once.

You kind of would just shoot it and you just hope it comes out of yours. It probably is a proper game. No idea. I wish I wish we could play wall ball ball. Wall ball is great. Gaga ball is a league. What is Gaga? I don't even know how to explain it.

You're basically. You're basically in an octagon-ish shape where these are walls, let's say they're like waist, a little bit higher than waist-high. Everybody's in it. Then, like, you can correct me if I'm wrong, either of you all, like a ball gets spiked down and then you're trying not to get hit from the waist down, right? Everyone's slapping the ball. I even think it's like even like knee down. Yeah. And it's like you're basically just, I think just one bounce like across.

And then if it goes out. It's not even a bounce. It's like I would start with it on the ground and I would pretty much hit it as. hard as I could have Jack. He could either stop it with his hands

and hit it he could jump up have it go off the wall but you just cannot get hit oh yeah don't let it get it's like the church

camp game that people would get very hurt playing like people would like flip over the wall like it was we got different spirit

yeah I don't know I don't know church game you've been so hard I have old old Snapchat memories I think of like us playing that game it is so fun

one of these times we should go to Centennial Park and like on the beach things or geez on the volleyball courts,

and I think we need to have, like, a spike ball tournament. That'd be fun. And, like, beach volleyball is so fun. Even though Taylor kind of ruined it when we were at the draft. Why? He was just being...

Because you were losing? No, he, like... You were playing with me, right? Yeah. Like, what he was doing just wasn't, like... What was it him being... Like, him just, like, spiking it on the serve? It's like, what are we even doing here?

We just never fully established, like, hey, what kind of serves are we doing? And then any time it would switch the other way, Taylor would have something to say and then it was like all right yeah he was being a little annoying I didn't care because I was on his team we were winning but I will say if you go look at professional for sure but they're like they're like they're whipping that thing on the serve I don't know how they do it either six feet back whereas Taylor's doing it from like three feet away from the thing true yeah like I think if we establish those rules and 100% but like I feel

like the fun part of spike ball is getting like those really long volleys and with Taylor doing that it just we didn't really I don't remember really having any long like Yeah. We got a lot of games we could play, especially in the inside the bus universe. Yeah. With all the guys. Dude, during COVID, we, like, because there's, like, so many strict rules about like how you could hang out with people, we all would play beach volleyball at the college

campus in my hometown, which is, like, fully outdoors in the middle of the college campus. We didn't think we would get in trouble. And we used to play every day, and they must have been planning a sting operation on us. Because one night, while we're playing, like, playing at the exact same time, every exit that we could have gone on, a police car pulls up at the same time, like lights on.

And they were just like made us stop and like checked us all. And I said we were banned from the campus. It was so terrifying. That's funny. The heart was racing. Oh my God. Because we're all about to run. And there's like, we're like, what are we getting surrounded? Like, what did we do?

And the cops are even laughing. Like, we got. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas.

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. First people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.

I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast. we could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.

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It's stopping you guys. What else on that list? Or maybe we could even dive into your dinner last night. Yeah, I mean, we can. I think, obviously, at this point, I'm pretty sure we all respect it. Maybe now more so for the viewers. Explain the thought process behind only eating Ritz for dinner when you have a full-time job. Yeah, so my, this, what is today, Wednesday, so Tuesday night, if you go back on my Twitter, I tweeted out my dinner for Tuesday night.

And everybody here knows, and I'm sure you guys listening, knows I'm a peanut butter and jelly guy. JP's gotten me on a handful of two like too many to count of me just licking my PB&J just being nasty with it and not long I was in New Orleans this past weekend so I wasn't able to go grocery shopping

and for whatever reason I hate grocery shopping during the week so I don't have any food you get five good days you can't and so I was like I saw I peaked in my little cupboard and I really I saw I had a whole thing of Ritz crackers and I know I had peanut butter and jelly I had the sleeve.

Peanut butter and jelly. Got the essentials. Sandwiches. I'm like, all right. Like, I guess that's dinner for the night. Backstory. I used to,

like my dad would grow up, like, not grow up. When I was a kid, he would have this for dinner. He'd get home at like 9 p.m. 10 p.m. from like a board meeting or something.

And he would just make some peanut butter and jelly crackers. And we would just kind of sit there and hang out for a little bit. And like he would make me a couple every once in a while. Like, these are good. Did they have food at the board meeting? And maybe. this was just a snack when he got back.

I don't think like they might have probably eaten it that board meeting the way he makes it seem like they didn't really have like this is a midnight snack I have never asked the portion of your food seems like you should still be hungry or am I wrong it was a lot we brought it up earlier when we brought it up earlier he goes like I'm not going to lie I'm starving yeah I'm not going to sit here and tell you it's also because you don't eat until like two and you eat peanut butter and jelly for lunch so and then you went home and ate peanut butter jelly I had Chipotle last night yesterday for

Grown Amman by the way So like I had that I had that too I think my favorite part is you saying I don't like grocery shopping during the week Like you can't just go get like a meal From anywhere Yeah just a restaurant or

It's just I mean Like Chipotle Listen I'm on I hear you guys I'm just lazy When it comes to like I don't really like if you're frugal Or if you're lazy They also have delivery

It seems like you're lazy Like a little bit of both Because I don't I don't really like spending money. But we get Uber money. I know. And you always have some extra. I save it for the back half of the month.

Like, you only got to feed the fam anymore. Tomorrow, tomorrow I'm going to probably get Cheba Hut. And then we get stuff for Thursday night. And then Friday, I'm going to get my donuts. The issue is that in the last. So there is one crazy. Like, how do you look how you look? Cheva Hut.

Donuts. I don't eat. I don't eat. Yeah, but all you eat is donuts and 24 out. Sweets and peanut butter. 7 p.m. hits there will be a 24 hour period where all you had was peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. It happens often.

I mean, like most days. Like when I live with foul, meanwhile, they just shredded. Shredded. When I live with foul at the apartment, like there was one night I made my peanut butter and jelly crackers and he had like a full three like steak with carrots and beans and shit. And I'm like a duality of man.

That sounds like a crazy. The classic American meal Steak and carrots It's what he had Like a falcon cook And he had that fire And he had that fire dinner My fault

Steak carrots And beans Yeah I mean like I don't know if you guys have ever had it It is it's a good Now I don't know if it's a good dinner But it's a good snack I do appreciate that you lay it out

The way you do For the photo Yeah so like I got it I have it down to a science You're not skimping on the peanut butter. No. So you just get the knife. You get the cracker.

Obviously, you can't do the jelly first because the jelly, like the juices of the jelly will like go through the cracker, make it a little soggy get on your paper towel. So you got to do the jelly second and then paper towel. How long are you eating? This is an art for. This can't be more than like a 15 second meal. It's a five minute process to make it. No, no, not making it. I mean, like, once you're sitting down with it, like there's no way you and those crackers are less than more than like 20 seconds.

I mean, you can eat them all in one bite. Are you stacking towards an actual sandwich Or you're going one bite? No, no, you stack it like it's a sandwich. That's a good question. How long does it take to eat it? It takes more to prep it than it does to eat it.

Because I mean like, You just have like the I know how long it takes the sticking in your mouth so it's like it takes a little bit. But I mean like What is also a crazy thing about you got to have hell of water

for this meal because crackers and peanut butter and a jug of water. I started eating. I started eating. I started eating. I don't have my water. I had to go find.

I can't wait for you and Brooke her over together. Oh, she's going to. Seriously. She's going to be like you're going to be full. It makes sense like you're saying. I don't know how many weeks ago it was, but why he goes to bed so early.

Yeah. There's no energy. Dinner doesn't take long. How do you feel your energy is during the day? I mean, fine. How do you guys say like you guys are around me? Like so you guys can detect my energy sometimes more than I can. I don't know.

I wouldn't assume that you're eating. Yeah. Like, yeah. And this man goes in place flag and has a championship game. Undefeated. The peanut butter and crackers. What's bad is I don't know what I'm going to have for dinner tonight because I got it. It's tonight the game?

Yeah. I'm out of jelly. You go to something. Bro, if you win tonight, you can eat whatever you want. You can hit McDonald's. But the thing, like, the thing is though. You need protein. With the dollar menu at the drive.

This is way more ready for like the apocalypse and all the rest of us. True. With like, I don't know if you want to say fasting, but like I only eat from two to eight. So like once eight, eight to close. block comes like I just don't eat because I know I go to bed at like 9, 930 and like I know it's not good to go to bed when you have food in your stomach and it just make it like it makes my stomach hurt. So that's why I'm like, I ate I'm done.

The time's not the issue though. What do you mean? Like we're not talking about like what time you're eating. No, I'm saying I'm saying for tonight for like flag like I have a game at 730 if we win that then we have the championship at 830. So I'm not going to get done until 930. Will you ever make a like a like tonight when you're busy during dinner time but will you eat late if you have to?

Or you're just like, no dinner tonight. I cannot be Mitch's kids. That is crazy, bro. Yeah, I, I, there's been nights where. I missed my window. I'm going to move in ASAP. There's been nice where. I miss my window of eating tonight.

I have like, I have like a late lunch. Like I meet at like 2.30, 2.45. Sometimes maybe three, depending on how long we're recording. And I have flag. Like, I'm still full from lunch. And like, I'll have flag. I'll get back at 8.30. It makes sense why you're full because you don't.

Right. Stomach shrinks up. Yeah. So I mean, like, that's like it is kind of like you guys said it. it is kind of crazy that I look the way I look eating what I eat. It's funny when you say it's funny when you say Body tea.

Get him through the week. Like I mean it When I have food it's going to quick. Brooke is going to be starving. What is your what do they call it? Your like last meal. No, no, no, no. Yeah, death row meal.

Death row meal. It's the same thing for last night. No. Peanut butter and tortilla. Tortillas. Nutella. My, so, yeah, I actually, I know exactly what it is. I let you out for free with this meal.

My mom makes this, uh, this chicken and dumpling in the crock pot. It has like the, uh, peanut butter. The Pillsbury, like little biscuit things and you put it in there. Dumblings? Yeah. But like, it's not like, you don't buy them as dumplings. You buy them as like the biscuits. And then she like cuts them up.

And it's like cream of chicken soup and like a bunch of other shit in there. Obviously chicken and the dumplings. And you pour like some salt and pepper on there. It is unreal. And then give me like a half gallon of milk and the most... Chicken of dumplings of milk. Dude, are you never... Half a gallon.

By the way. I was a dog man. Grown ass man. She's not done. And I got to get the half gallon of milk. Well, I grew up drinking milk with every meal, so I would want a glass of milk. Dude, I'm with them. I was the exact same way.

Give me a half gallon of milk in all of the warm cookies you have. Why only a half gallon? Because I feel like a gallon is just like... A gallon is just like... A gallon is just like... He wants to rest easy. Yeah, no, honestly, that's a heady flag. Yeah.

So that would be my... So chicken and dumplings, milk and cookies is your last meal on earth. I could die happy that. Does the cookies come from somewhere? Is your mom making them? Does it matter? He too said warm. Long as they're warm. I'm trying to like...

I haven't had it in so long because they closed down, but there was this restaurant in my hometown, or like right outside of my hometown called Max and Irma's. And like, you could buy, like, just the cookies and like they were really really warm they were super chocolatey and like for whatever reason I just what's so funny? Y'all got something to say say it is this objectively a hilarious story like and they're really really warm as if that's like yeah that's sick well yeah like they can't anyone can make them warm the right temperature the right amount of like melted chocolateness

Gooniness? Yeah, gooniness and like Those, if I could get that recipe, I think I'd be good Going back to what y'all saying about Brooke moving in We've kind of already established that like We'll have meals together sometimes But like she's making her food I'm making my food.

What I'm nervous for like She's like shit that I don't like Like what? Steak Chicken Like protein Her enchiladas Brooke likes and he doesn't

No, no Yeah, you said that. No, I did say that, but like, I was like, then I thought about it for a second. Like, actually her enchilada is pretty good. I don't, like, she'll just make like chicken and rice, which is better than crackers and chips. It's all coming full circle to me. She's like, well, damn, I do like chicken and rice. I did have Chipotle yesterday.

That's half the recipe of dumplings right there. Your dream meal. Listen. I don't know what you want me to say. I'm weird. I understand. I have the palette of someone out there. is going to really identify with this.

I have that. One, maybe none, but I know the comments you're gonna be like, you're about to be making separate meals. Yeah,

like, I don't like that grocery runs not going to be efficient. She eats like, be careful. Be careful. Be careful. And shit.

I just don't. I couldn't tell. I honestly, green beans and shit. Hand up, I could not tell you the last time I banned myself a vegetable.

Oh my. Wow. When's last time you ate one? That's a good question. What about fruit? And the corn on your. I'll have, Brook have like a

What do you call it Fruit platter? Or like a Fruit bowl Fruit bowl? Or actually I got one Like a sun life Organics they had an assay bowl

And that has fruit in it You got like a fruit cup You eat fruit cups Now I used to love the little mandarin orange When I was a kid No you did Slurping them. Dude I'm nervous for when you have like three kids

And they're like Brooks out of town And you listen Don't want to go out to eat I think by then I think I'll be Craves then like I would just order pizza or whatever

that's the next By then I love Mitch so much By then I'll learn how to order A pizza By then like I'll realize I realize I can't Like this works for me

It's not gonna work for two kids Like I gotta keep these two kids alive I don't want three kids I'm capping in it too We'll see But He likes things I don't like Surprise chicken and rice

Chicken rice Green beans That sounds fire That sounds amazing. She makes these, like, corn tortilla, like a little taco things. And I just hate the corn tortillas. You know you can get your own tortillas. But this is also, like, when I've gone to her apartment, she's already made dinner.

It's not like we've... Sounds so good. Like a meal that we've made a lot together. This is going to be two things. We used to make, like, we'd make breakfast for dinner. She's like the waffles and shit like that. The waffles. Not the bacon.

Not the eggs. I don't like me. Hold on. I was about to say, when is... Anyone in here seen Mitch? You good? Eat eggs when we've traveled at breakfast. Who?

Never. I don't. I don't like eggs by itself. I don't either anymore. But like I'll eat like a... That's not good. The breakfast food you like is like waffles and pancakes. Yeah, the unhealthy stuff.

Oh, yeah. Mitch is getting the swirl on top of the pancakes. There's nothing wrong with it. We couldn't have more opposite. No, no, no, no. I like strawberries and stuff on my pancakes. So that's why I have fruit left. But,

New Orleans. Strawberry. Oh, I do like strawberries. Strawberry delivered via a pancake. I have this like stuffed waffle maker that will put like, you can put other shit in it and it's actually really good. It's actually really good.

You won't cook chicken, but you have a waffle maker. Sorry. I keep cutting you off. Bro. Like Brooke will make eggs and her roommate will make like some bacon and stuff and I'll have like a piece of the bacon, but I'm just really eating their waffles. Bacon's so good.

And then another. The other thing we'll make, she, Brooke's like into making sourdough, so we'll make sourdough pizza. And that's like, uh, it's like this garlic spread and obviously cheese and then prosciutto. We're talking. And you put like sprinkles on yours or something. That's really good because sourdough is like healthy for you. Yeah. Healthy for you.

Healthy for you. What was, so what were you going to say? The last question I have on it, if you, you can't use a crock pie. I know you're a crock pie guy. If you have to cook Brooke a nice meal for y'all's anniversary, what would you make her? No. Oh. So I did this when I actually asked her to be my girlfriend.

This was in East when I lived in East. It was like 7 o'clock or 8, 6 o'clock on a Friday night. Time running out. Dead ass. Babe, we got to eat now. No, no. It's actually a funny story. Or we're not eating.

It was like, I think it was early. It was like five or six. Got home from work on Friday. And it was just me and foul at the house. And I was like, I think I'm going to ask Brooke to be my girlfriend. And I need to make some food. it out. I remember you tell me this. So then Fowl like me and Fowl like I'm like but the thing is, but the thing is she's coming over in like an hour and a half. I need to not I need to go to the

store but also like come back and make it. So Fowl like found this recipe. It was like it was kind of like a like a bowl type thing. It had like peppers and chicken and rice. It was Jopole. It was a Jopole. But it was like it was. was like bell pepper. You found this recipe. What do you mean, man? Fucking genius. No, like, I forget what I can't remember.

It was actually pretty good. We went to the store like came back, foul started cutting up the peppers for me. I was cooking them. He was playing mad and like, hey, appreciate you, bro. I was cooking up the meat and the rice and everything and then like we put it together

and then like foul, he like helped me plate it and everything. We went up to the roof. I set it out up on the roof and then Rooftop, hey, Fow was actually a gangster for this. He, like, hey, it would be so funny if you dressed up.

And, like, hey, your meals up. That's the part I heard. So she, Fow got a suit and everything. I got her flowers and. That's so far. That's so elite. Yeah. For a Chappel secured the bag for you.

So when she, when she walked up the stairs, like, Fow was like waiting there with like the towel and the flower. He's like, she, and Fow was like, your meal is this way and like, took her all the way up to the roof. I just didn't have foul on. I just didn't know the meal that was waiting. And like he crushed it, but I can't remember exactly what it was. But if I had to make something, it would probably be like, if it's not that meal after all that.

I was going to say, well, I think foul made that one. I made like, I didn't get them work for you. Not that it's like, not that it's like a crazy meal, but like a stir fry or like I would like to think. What's in the stir fry? Chicken. Rice mixed like the California medley vegetables That's probably honestly the last time I've had vegetables Little soy sauce

Yeah soy sauce, terriaki sauce and then that yum yum yeah You don't like steak like you can't just you don't eat a steak See it takes too much time to make it It actually takes like 10 minutes It takes like nothing to make It probably takes less than the crackers And I don't doubt it I'm not like

Maybe for it inside the bus vlog We have Mitch Cook us dinner Yes We'll pay for it I can tell you what it is right now Are we gonna do the Mitch diet one week Tom Brady diet 15 pounds

I'm gonna be so lightheaded It's cutting season Yeah I mean it's not Bill for everybody Yeah for that you are Bill good Amen it is It's so funny because our criticisms of it I don't think No one comes from a place where that's so whack or like

It's like that sounds good It's just I can't believe that you like sustain sustain That's the whole question It's more impressive last donuts here. It works sometimes. Yeah,

that's Friday. You have one like yesterday. A donut? Yeah. That's because, uh, show bro, I'm speaking of that,

we got a, you keep a show brobron. Can't wait for that vlog to come out. That clip will be, yeah, that's the, I mean,

I'm just kind of like, at this one, I'm kind of like the food guy that like, Mitch, put that in your mouth. Just one bite it. Don't flip that one guy.

But yeah. That's your eyes. Unreal. Glad I did a deep dive into my diet and everything. I know I need to change, guys. Please don't. I don't think you do. You're in the best shape.

You got to keep me in me. Yeah, you are in the best shape. You're the most athletic. It's truly just impressive. That's why I wanted to know. But you brought up a good point. It's like, when Mitch starts complaining about being sick, we know why. And I'm like, there has been a couple.

I remember last year where I literally had that last night's dinner and I ended up getting sick. So like I am, I do need to get some food tonight. Like some. Do you go to the grocery or? Oh, yeah. you're just going to have to go to the drive through. Yeah, I'll... No, the game's at 8.30.

He can't eat. Got to eat before. And he's not going to do that. Go to 50 first, bro. I know, but it's so far out of the way. Get a West Nasty. I keep forgetting your... I'm in the Gulch now.

I might just get some... A lot of stuff in the Galtz, though. Yeah, I'll just go to... Go to a grocery store. Go get you a burger and a milkshake. I might just go to... After the dub. Not, not Po' boy.

Right, Poebo. You should go a whole food hot bar. Are you back at your old apartment? No. But it's... I'll say there's a dominoes right there, but... I don't want the dominoes. You peasant.

They'll have my saltines. There's a sandwich spot in the gulch. Pop belly. Pop belly. That's what it was. I'm thinking of gumbo bros. Yeah. I mean, yeah, dude, you live next to everything.

A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. It's just I literally pure laziness and not wanting to spend money. That's crazy. Dang, I actually have one more question. Like, do you and Brooke go out to dinner? No. Damn.

What are you doing? I'm putting it all together. I'm like, I guess that really wouldn't be enjoyable. We were literally talking about it last night. Like, you've never taken me on a date. We were actually talking about like, hey, like, kind of like, what's your pet peeves with each other? Oof. Kind of like.

Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.

Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down in my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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Available on the IHartRadio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts Did you bring you this up? I don't know if I did Can't tell you something that pisses me off I probably did And mine is just her timeliness

Like it wasn't anything Like she was like Is there anything that I do that annoys you? I was like, yeah, like sometimes you take a long time and you're like, we're in a rush to get somewhere. It's because you ate a cracker and we're trying to get dinner. But her thing was like I like obviously we still go out and stuff, but it's like I don't want you to become like a homebody where you don't want to do anything.

I'm like I completely agree because I grew up doing this and I know you grew up doing this. Like we would go out to dinner a lot. And like I know like I want to start doing that, but I just need to get over. Not the fear of spending money, but like get. comfortable with spending money because like you guys are going to all of these cool restaurants and like everybody has all of these great recommendations and like I just don't take advantage of what Nashville has to offer. So like I need to. You should try two times a month. That's what that's what we said like it not. It doesn't have to be like every weekend. Right. But like it can also. It can also be during the week. The eight o'clock res. You should also. Also if you're trying to spend money like you can cook a steak like we were saying it doesn't take that long and that's like a date night. No, you should go spend some money somewhere and just make sure Brooke is free on a night. And then around this time, be like, hey, wear a dress and we're going somewhere at eight. And that's all you're going to know.

And I'm telling you, bro. Free money. I'm not going to say what I want to say because I respect Brooke too much, but you're going to have a great night. And where would you take? Like, what would that? I just went to this place called Craggs. It's new in the Gulch. It's very close to you guys.

Where's it at? Do you know where, like, peg leg porker is? Yeah, yeah. It's close to there. It's right around the It's Italian spot? It's Italian and like kind of out of steak. The old brewery?

It was the chef and I was the previous restaurant But it's like a L.A restaurant they brought here I went there on Monday night It was very good You don't have to go there But there are dude, ask JP Ask Garrett Like they're out there in the restaurant scene

Go to Noco man Fargo Please go to Norgo I need to go to Varago on Monday Varago On Mugughey and it's half off Oh you know what Mitch I actually can't go

I have a reservation at Noco for this weekend and now I can't go because of some bull crap you can have the reservation Oh, what day? It's on Friday, Friday night. What time is it, JP? What time's the resume?

It would be a Matt time, hang on. Because I might need to steal that. Hey, me and Matt going to Noco. What sucks is, 9's a new 8. Brooke is like. Eight to new 9. Like a couple weekends ago, I was like,

hey, Saturday, I have something playing for us and we went to like this orchard that we've seen on TikTok. and like now she's like all right it's my turn 8 o'clock razzi something but she's got to plan for Friday night she's got to do it I guess we got to get a squad dinner me you G by the end of the year if y'all are by the end of the year we're going to go on a double date and we're going to

go to restaurant shake on it and you're paying that's fine wait so is that uh what's good with that reservation yeah for real why can't I I can't I can't like it's it's up because I no no no why can't you go I have a birthday thing It's Saturday night It's a

Friday night That's why I was hoping nobody would ask We'll see how tonight goes Because I've been You've been what I'm gonna drop a bag today Speaking to Mike I'm gonna drop a bag

All right well don't get rid of it Yeah How how coop and I'll go Far out do you have to do for no coup? Pretty far now But I sign up for the Notifications When people drop.

Got you. Has anybody tried Abba? Yeah, it's good. Is it good? Yeah, you would love it. It's like, it's right up your alley with the vibe. Is it vibe? It's a little bit overpriced for what it is, but the food is good.

So it's worth going. I'll go back. It's Mediterranean, right? Yeah. I feel like this is tough for the listeners if they don't know what we're talking about. But I feel like half the restaurants outside. Yeah. What are they going to do when it's cold out?

I bet they have, yeah. All the way out to the, heat out. Yeah, because that's how they. do it in Florida. I went on a walk around the neighborhood this weekend and they already had some of it up like closer to the building part. And I'm sitting there thinking like what happens when it's like freezing cold as fun? You get those like space heaters.

Obviously it only helps so much. But Brooke does this all the time and it's like it's a I don't know if it's a big girl thing. But like I think it would be fun for us like to do. Just hit a happy hour. Yeah. I've been trying. I've been trying with you. I think that's a good idea.

If we can get out of here. Yeah, I mean, true. We can get out of here. But, like, that seems fun to, like,

just kind of hang out with, like, your friends, but you're not, everything's cheaper. That's drinking, Mitch, not food.

I know, but it's like, you don't have to get hammered. You can have a beer. Answer has a great happy hour. That's what Brooke said. Where? Yeah.

I think that's where Brooke is in Sylvan Park. Huh. They did go there. What about Twilight Tavern? Dude, I still have never been. I want to go.

It's not bad. Wait, is Twilight? It's not bad. It's kind of close to my middle school. Yeah. That's right where I play flight. Just a bar. I've always seen that place.

It's next to that Bobby's Derry dip. Yeah, that always has a line out the ass. Yeah, I mean, it looks popping. When we had like a 6 o'clock game or 7 o'clock game, we would go out, we would go there afterwards. That actually might be what I do for dinner. What? Twilight Tavern. I thought you were over.

Yeah, I don't know what I'm going. Twilight Tavern's over. I know, that's Charlotte. I play flag out there. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Fifty first then. Which is crazy.

Checks. What fields do you play? The West Park. West Park. I don't know that. I don't know which street it's downed. It's out there. I do like the idea of Mitch cooking us dinner and foul serving us.

I mean, we can certainly do that. Okay. That sounds good. I have an electric griddle and I was like the, when I got that for Christmas, I was like, it's up. It's up. What do you make on it? That's what I do, like, my stir fry. So I cook my meat on.

If I'm doing, like, ground beef, like, that's what I'll cook it on. I honestly, I make myself five to seven meals. That's honestly, I'm laughing, but, like, that's more than me. Do you have the air fry? I don't use it enough. You should use the air fryer. I know. Because you can make veggies in it.

I know. I need to use. I have, like, a nice meal. You can use it. I've made steak in an airfire. I would never do that, but. I've heard that's actually pretty good. I'm not brave enough to try it.

I saw it. I saw it on TikTok. It was fire. It was fire. I just did, I don't want to try it. Like a terriockey bowl with like meatballs and shit. What?

Yeah, that was good. I've expanding, I've started to expand my Crockpot game. I love the Crockpot. I love it. It's a great tool. Especially for somebody like me who's lazy.

Just kind of wake up. Wake up. Do the shit you got to do. Set it and forget. Tap it online. Just crockbock rock rock hot. I have a question. I have it all over TikTok.

That's all you need. What are you going to eat Saturday morning before the stream? I don't know. Are we cooking here? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're breaking with the boys. Breakfast with the boys.

He's not going to be eating. I mean, bring a Ritz crackers. Nah, Saturday. Like the weekend. Where are we going to be cooking on? Friday.

Somebody got a griddle. We got a grill. Honestly, what time we supposed to be here? 10? we should definitely get McDonald's breakfast. We should go somewhere in your breakfast. You know where I haven't been yet?

Hungry McDonald's. Woffhouse. You never have Woffel. How long we've been going, Matt? 48. The Mitch episode. The Mitch episode. This is 27.

Do we want to do shoutouts or pet peeves? I'm trying to think. Yeah, let's see. Or how do people feel about the tear talk, too? I feel like Jared. Jared was the one that brought it up. He's got to wear a pet my asshole. Man, what has happened?

That's bothered me recently. I wrote some down. Let's go. Cube, you got one? Did I already say this one? What about the parking lot? I don't know if they, like, or the parking garage?

Oh, yeah. That was, that was another. I don't really have a pet peeve, but I do have something that I feel like people would agree with. When you just have those days and we had it today, when you obviously need to eat lunch but nothing sounds good and you can't make a decision on anything

Yep That's I'm gonna throw that in my pet peeve realm For this Just like indecisiveness or not that Indecisiveness or just nothing sounds good Yeah nothing sounds good When'd you have gotten Hit the rounds over here

You got the Jimmy Yeah it was mid Yeah Almost said eh I had But there was like a couple good bites but like it's not what I wanted. That's why I went. It was just freaky fast.

That's why I go with P.B and J. Never get tired of it. That's why you should have got the jersey. It's the same difference. It's not the same. I'm not. Mike had his way with mine. I guess I'm not like a,

I don't show up to places early. So I feel like I give people grace when they do show up late. But when people show up past that threshold of what I feel is as is acceptable. then I feel like it's disrespectful disrespectful by them if you show up like 30 minutes late to something that you said you'd be there we're going to meet at 6

and then they text you 605 hey I'm 25 minutes out but you just left I just missed the cut right like you could have let me know this at 530 that you were going to be this late I thought you were going to talk about when I was late to play paddle no no

trust me I'm on the way going my thing's kind of the same. It's like when you or when you're going to go pick somebody up and like, like, and they're not down there at the like when you get there or it's not like it takes some five, 10 minutes to get down there. That shit pisses me off so much because like I'll do the thing where I'm like I can see where I'm going or I know I'm like a minute or two minutes out. I'll say here just to like give them an extra time like, okay, maybe they'll, They're sitting outside for 30 seconds, like, big deal.

But like, I'll text somebody. I'm here. And it took, it took him seven minutes to get downstairs. And I'm like, brother, what the fuck are you doing? It's like, it's just at least should be a text. Yeah. And it's like, like in my, like the way I think about it, like, if Coop's coming to get me, I know it's probably like 10 to 15 minutes from his apartment to mine.

So I'm like, all right, he said he left at 649. it's about 10, 15 minutes to get down to get to my apartment. I'll head down at 7 o'clock. Worst case, I'm sitting down there for a minute or two outside getting some fresh air. And then he doesn't have to wait. He can just turn around, pick me up and we're grooving. Boom. But like fresh air obtained on time.

Like there's times where I'm going to pick up bro. You really are, you are somebody that when it's like, hey, we're doing this. Like, let's do this. Yeah. I noticed that about you. Like when you pick me up. Not a bad way. No, yeah.

I didn't notice that. When you picked me up. couple times when we were doing like the live show. Yeah, I'm just sitting outside and like, I'm not annoyed or anything that's taking you that long. It's just like, all right, I'm just going to wait out here for you to come pick me up. But it's like sometimes when I'm picking up Brooke, it takes her like four minutes to get downstairs. I'm like, but I'm also, I'm also texting. That's one song.

That's one song. But I'm also texting her like three minutes before I like, am even at her apartment. You want her to like get in while you're still moving? No, like I want to be able to like. are waiting down there. I can, like, I can park

and I'll wait like a minute or so. What you were in a hurry for? It's like, because we got to get places, bro. Motion. So you could go to bed?

Maybe you give it like a two song limit. Yeah. There's been. That's, I, you didn't even said five minutes. I think this would have blown over very easily.

But four minutes is like, man, you were timing. There has been times where I have times. He also, he also, He said if Coop leaves at 649, like you didn't just say 50.

Time definitely moves slower, though, when you're waiting on someone in a car. I feel like that's that I may be over exaggerating a little bit because that is true. We talked about it. And then it moves fast when you're trying to get there. I'm always there making sure like that I'm ready. Yeah. I get the frustration. Sleep late?

I'm late too. I got to do it. Like, yeah. It's just. Grines my gears. Anybody else? I got one. I don't know if this is just hating or if it is a pet peeve.

Let's go. But when someone brings their whole ass stinky meal on a plane, like, why are we eating an onion sandwich on the plane right now? I'm with you. It's a small area and it just smells like onions. That just piss me off. I don't know. I get it.

You got to eat. You got to eat. Right. But it just like, just a little pet peeve. I feel you. Didn't we do that on a flight one time? Everyone's done. I know you will, but like...

You know what I mean? It smells like onions. There's been times where... I'll bring an onion sandwich on that bitch. I feel like we got like Chinese. I think there's a... There's like if you're going from Nashville to California and Nashville, it's like Arizona, somewhere where it's over three hours, you're allowed to have food.

You should do justice to not have a smelly, like a big, you know... I would never stop anybody to be like, why are you? you eating on a plate? Like, why are you eating a meal on a plane right now? But I'm just still sitting there thinking like, man, that stinks. Like there was other options in the airport you could have gotten. I also like, even as someone who isn't willing to bring a meal on a plane, I find myself getting self-conscious eating for that reason because I know no one's ever going to say anything. I try to mow it down on the plane. I mean, yeah, like I'm not trying to just kill it either right before or like right when I sit down and just like get it out of the way, you know.

It is tough when you're on a plane. It's tight and you're like, man, I really, want to enjoy this, but... Even eating beef jerky sometimes. Man, it smells like... Yeah. Stink it up. Right when you open it up, you're... Damn.

That shit's loud. Protein. An onion sandwich is so funny, bro. Sometimes that's what it smells like. They're just eating straight onions and bread. You got one, Matt? Just my ass, man. Just my ass.

Respectable. I'm just... Nah, I'm not more of like I'm just a pissed off thing. Good thing. Oh, I got one. I got one. because it happened on Monday. I just ordered my Chipotle.

This has never happened. And I actually passed Matt walking out. He's like, I want to pick yours up for you. And I was like, I didn't even know you're coming. So I walk in. My meal is like your order time should be ready. I walk up there. The lady who was, you know, she was kind of by herself and the to go for the Chipotle.

And you know that Chapole on Thompson Lane where like, people hate their lives there. Yeah. The lady was, she was like, don't stay in here to begin with. And I'm just showing her my name. I'm like, hey, it's ready. You know, Jackson. She's like, there's no Jackson. And I'm like,

this is my name like what do you mean she's like if it's not there it's not there and I was like so I was like you all are making it and she's like no there's no line like you're not in the queue anymore and I'm like so somebody stole it and she goes happens all the time like this is like I should be accepting my fate already and because it's Uber eats like they don't care at all there's nothing they're going to do anyways um so pet peeve is definitely stealing people's food out of the to go line But also a shout out to the other lady That was working the register in the actual walkthrough line Because afterwards, I'm just trying to be as patient as possible

Like, you know, like, I can imagine like how many assholes Are in here yelling at people like that a day So I'm just, just bite my tongue Pay for my meal, the lady, she gives me a cup for the soda fountain She's like, hey, sorry about all that going down And I was like, thanks, like, you know That must be protocol because the same thing happened to me last year Motherfucker, you know, I knew that this bitch was bullshit

I was visiting Last year When I got that wrecked And I told my car The very next day In my rental I went to Chipotle Food gone

Stolen But the same thing Everywhere I was like Hey Can you just remake it And I forget if I paid for it or not But then they gave me a cup

So it was all good But So it'll be tasting good too Damn Feel good Fuckers I steal meals Feel great

Damn Wasting no time Yeah, that's all we got for episode 27. Are you 28 or 29? Bro, about to be 30, son. 29, dog, what you're talking about? We have a 28. Damn.

29. About to be. Smooth 29. Do we have a 28-year-old? I think you'd be the closest to it. Shit. Y'all are some oaks, man. Wait, are you turning 29?

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