Bussin' With The Boys - NFL Players Are More Athletic Than NBA Players, The Jaguars Should Move To London & Will Opens Up About His Pink Eye

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

Recorded: May 10th 2023 | On this weeks episode, the boys are back, Thursdays are for the boys. Will starts off the pod saying that he is playing injured, his injury was pink eye, so his word count is lower throughout this episode. Following the injury report, the boys go around and give a positive thing that is going on in each of their lives cause we are a feel good pod. Taylor then gets into how the NFL London schedule has been leaked and that the Titans are playing the Ravens across the pond. He gives his honest opinion when it comes to playing in London and how he has a strong distaste for it. Will then chimes in as both he and Taylor recap their 4 hour game of Risk that happened over the weekend. Alliances were made, some backstabbing happened, you'll have to listen to see who ended up victorious in the game. The boys end the pod with what eventually became Tier Talk with the debate of: Who is more athletic, NBA players or NFL players? Leave your thoughts in the comments. Big hugs, tiny kisses. :43 Will is playing hurt 3:14 Positive things going on in the boys lives 9:35 London schedule has been leaked 14:59 Predictions for the Ravens vs Titans London game 16:37 London Jaguars 19:04 Relegating in the NFL 21:41 Will’s vocal chords and pink eye 24:05 The Boys recap their Risk game 39:30 We are being shadow banned by Youtube 40:21 Is the NBA more athletic than the NFL? 50:23 Tier Talk 59:30 Pet Peeve of the week 1:09:44 Shoutout no free shoutout ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy: Head over to Chevy.com to learn more. Black Tux: Go to TheBlackTux.com/bussin and use code bussin, you’ll save $20 off your order.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Bustin with the Boys. This is episode 221. I believe my correct in saying that? Correct. You know, I just don't know why, like, every single time I do this, I don't just like figure it out before we start the episode. Little stuff you in here today, boys, a little adversity going on more ways than one. We're getting the bus painted right now, which is kind of a redundant thing to do because we have a pretty, pretty, pretty, Pretty twisted partner coming on, dude. We got a pretty ridiculous partner coming on with.

Budweiser had their opportunity. They had their ops. They had their ops. But because of that, standing's happening. AC was off. Windows have been up. There's a little bit of heat going on the button. Kid Rock's reaction video.

Kid Rock's reaction video. Will is barely here with us right now. Will is on his deathbed, but that's the kind of person he is. He is going to sit on this bus. I don't know what his workout is going to be today. He's out there. He's a distraction guy. He's an elite athlete.

We got him in the field. We got him out there. Like, we got to make sure we cover this guy, but he's got a broken fucking leg. Taylor's the performer today. Yeah. I'm going to be on the sideline hyping him up. Yes, I'm playing hurt right now. Yes, I'm playing hurt.

I just got off pink eye vocal cords a little bit. It's still inflamed. They're a little weak. Taylor is going to be the fucking star player of the show. And you guys are going to absolutely love it. It's going to be electric. You look really cool today. You got a lot of natural tones on everywhere.

It's a cool vibe. You got like a nice spring going in a summer vibe. You look fantastic. might feel and sound like shit. But brother, on the exterior. When I tell you, I feel much better than I sound. Like, let's just call spade of spade. I just sound like shit, you know.

There was some rumbling in the back about why would Will come in here when his throat sounds like that with pink eye, all that. Boys, we know Will doesn't believe in the vaccine. He doesn't believe in medicine. So he's just going to keep on fucking riding. And if we all get sick, dude, fuck it. If we all, hey, hey, I'm running the shit, brother. The personnel's in right now.

We're in 12. You're not in right now. You need some water. I'll wait till you need some water. until I need a little bit of water, and then we can talk about that some more. But let's get into the nitty gritty of this situation. That is a Chevy Silverado. You know weird truck guys through and through, and the Chevy Silverado has been a partner

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That's like your, that's like an iPad on steroids, right? That's out. That's crazy. That's a crazy amount of screen time, boys. It can tow up to 10,000 pounds on max towing, zero to 60 and under 4.5 seconds, which is my 40 time. Yeah, here he is. See, hey, my role guy today.

And that is in wow mode, which we are, we're speaking with Chevy. We are still saying that it is a working time. title, up to an impressive 785 foot pounds of torque, still trying to figure out, land our finger on what torque means. Head over to Chevy.com to learn more. As we said, dude, kind of running solo today, kind of not, wheels on his phone. The boys are back here. We're dealing with a lot of stress right now. I will tell you this, Thursdays for the boys. Last week, we started out with some high vibe stuff and I want to keep that fucking train going. Dude, I want to hear, I just want to hear one quick thing from the boys while life is doing

wonders for you right now. Why you're just happy to be alive? Garrett will start with you. Who was also on his phone. Why are you happy to be alive, bud? That's a good question. Oh, God. You caught me off guard. I was reading your phone, right? Yeah. I was just checking my comments.

Yeah. I was catching my always in the gram. My followers. Checking your followers? Yeah. Yeah, we got to get you on something because JP's got a nice little thing going right now on Tuesday. 8 p.m. Jack's just ascending into the... I don't want to steal that,

but that's a pretty cool thing going on. Yeah, you can't steal that. That's 100% JP's thing. So, what let JP go? JP on. So JP? JP, what are you happy to be alive for? Apparently, Garrett's on his...

He's questionable right now about happiness. Yeah, it goes without saying the push-ups are going well, but the weather is turning. So I'm happy about this warm weather. Let's fucking go, dude. It really is. And it's been the longest spring, I think, Nashville's ever experienced.

Two weeks. It's crazy right after you talked about how... Well, that's also how like time works in life, right? We were already near the springtime. He was eating. For other places, we're already feeling the spring. And I was like, you mean, I can't wait to feel what they have over there. And now we're feeling it.

Two good solid weeks, then a nice little rainy week. Not a nice rainy week. Then a rainy week. Now it seems like we're jumping into summer a little bit. We're hitting those 80s. So I'm still correct in saying you get three weeks of spring here. We'll see what the fall. Hopefully it surprises us with a whole month in October.

That'd be fantastic. Jackie, what are you excited to be alive for right now? Because Thursdays are for the fucking boys. I think that I'm, it's only been 24 hours. We have our new office set up. And when, like, we're trying to... We're trying to get comfortable in it. And I'm like seeing...

I'm seeing the future of our office and, like, what the potential it could hold. And it's got me kind of juice. Yeah. We were starting to hang up art in there. Our first art piece. I saw your art, by the way. It's a great first dish. It costs a lot of money.

to make. So if any of the people out there want to make a go-fund me for the boys, start donating some custom pieces, we will hang them up. So I'm excited for our camaraderie that, because I've been on this bus the whole time. The whole time. So I'm excited to be with the boys. That's outstanding, dude. Nothing like Jack Panhandling at the end of a comment, too.

That is fantastic news. Happy for your brother. Happy. Blossi, what are you happy about to be alive right now? I would say JP and I had these, had a few conversations about the weather as well. so I want to double down on that. I've been on record saying that I'm a cold weather guy. But this weather change has really got me thinking whether or not I'm going to stay true to that.

Because going outside the activities, building up that good sweat, going for a nice run, bike ride, whatever. There's something about that sweat that you don't get during cold weather. Yeah. And I think I'm turning. Makes you feel like you're doing more. You might do the same workout as he did in January and May. but all of a sudden, for whatever reason, you're walking away, going, you know, I fucking did something today.

That's good. And also, boss, you've gotten a lot better on the mic, too. I didn't feel any nervous at all. You felt fucking confident right there, brother, and I loved that. I love that. You confidently gave a shout-out, no free shout-out. I'm still wondering you to know why you're happy to be alive. You're okay?

Are you okay right now? Positive vibes. Thursdays are for the boys? I'm still wondering why you're alive. Basically, it's just that's a lot. You know what I mean? The weather's changing, dude. You know what he is?

You're happy to be alive because you're also in growth mindset, you're willing to change your opinions. That's a beautiful thing about being on a podcast, dude. There's receipts every single day of what we say and what we do. And you were able to sit there and basically hit a 180 with us right now saying cold weather might not be as good as warm weather, which we all thought you were crazy to begin with. But you finally come to that conclusion by yourself. What a reason to be alive.

Incredible, brother. Incredible. Hey, watch that word count now. Watch that word count. Just let me know in the punty. Mitchie, what you got, brother? I guess I'm happy to be alive because this past weekend once in an EDM. festival just got to see all the boys.

Did ecstasy and got after it. I just had an amazing time. Yeah. Who would you go with? I went with my roommate down here and then I met because I lived out in Charlotte so I was like with those people my girlfriend and all her girlfriends

came down. We all had a blast. We saw Dead Mouth. Zad. It was a good time. You guys did, you don't have to say yes or no, but did you guys take any extracurriculars? I didn't. Others did. Nice. Did you think about it? I did think about it. You did what?

I did think about it. You thought about it? What was the deciding factor if you were not to take any of those extracurriculars? I just didn't know if that was the place I wanted to be during. Yeah, EDM Festival and Ecstasy usually does a mix. It's just like it would have been my first time doing stuff like that. So I was like, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't, I'm never done it, but I know people that have done it. And they say that that's probably the best time to do it. Yeah. I've heard the same. Yeah. I just wasn't quite. All ecstasy is is MDA with a dash or something, MDMA with a dash or something else.

gets those endorphins real high. Now the next four or five days, you're not so happy to be alive. But that day might be the best day to be alive. Yeah. You feel like a fucking king during those four to five hours. Transcendant. Gary, what you got for me, brother?

Are you fucking kidding me, dude? On it over here. On it. All right. Well, what are you happy to be alive for, brother? Let me hear it. I'm happy to be alive. A positive thing going on right now.

The boys might be closing. A deal. Do I know about this? Yeah, of course. Oh, the deal that I mentioned. No, no, no. The boys might be adding somebody to the team. Yeah.

Underneath the umbrella. A dish. But that's, you know, we're not at the finish line. However, deductive conversation is going on. There's a level of excitement when you get to grow a business. Yeah. And that's where you're feeling the most excited to be alive right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a positive thing going on right now. Yeah. That makes you excited to be alive. Yeah. I love it, dude. I love it. Things that maybe not so positive,

maybe positive for the NFL landscape, but not so positive for maybe the players playing to make that NFL landscape a little more broad, not just a North American thing. The London schedule has been leaked. And the boys in the two-tone blue will be playing the Baltimore Ravens in the UK. Very cool when you look at it on paper.

As a player that's played in London, you look at that and you go, man, that's going to be fucking dope to do it. Let me let you know a little secret. That shit fucking sucks. It is absolutely fucking terrible. I've told you the schedule before. I will tell you one more time what happens.

You're going to practice all a week after a football game that you've already played. Nixon bruises all over the place. What's the worst thing you can do? Get on a plane. What's the plane do? Adds inflammation to your body. The longer, the worse. So boys, when you're flying across the pond, that's a bit of a flight, right?

You're going to practice. This is how we did it. There's a lot of guys that can do it differently, especially when you're on the West Coast. When you practice in Nashville, what we did, practice on Thursday. You practice on Thursday. You guys, you guys are already packed. You get changed, showered, the whole thing. You go to the airport.

Once you're at the airport, you get on the plane. The doctors will give you something. They'll give you a pill. They'll take this. You take that pill, all right? It's like limitless, except for sleep. You will now sleep the entire flight. Ambien.

Ambien. Yeah. You will now sleep from Nashville, Tennessee to where are we playing? Where are they playing? London. Hot Spur Stadium. What's Hot Spurr Stadium? London.

Oh, is it cool? Is that like a historic stadium? Because Wimbley, you look at a Wimbley, and you're like, oh, fuck, that's sick. JP, what you got? Is that a cool place to play? Yeah, no, it's like one of the bigger Premier League teams in England, yeah.

It's like loosely Ted Lassow. Okay. I was going to ask that too. Yeah, that's a fucking, that's a nice little pull right there. Let me see that is a cool stadium. That'll be dope. And it's such a unique experience. You get on the plane, you take your Ambien,

your limitless drug for sleep, you kind of sleep for eight hours until you get there. Once you land, they will tell you, go put your stuff away. We have to go to practice. Now, when we were practicing there, we were on a field that literally is just a field. It's never been manicured for athletes to be on. You do like some sort of jog through, kind of get the juices flowing, trying to run out that jet lag. But I'm telling you, that field's got ruts, it's got holes, it's got a whole bunch of shit all over. But you're not moving too fast.

You're going to be right. Then they tell you don't fall asleep until 7.30. so you can reset the old clock. That time between practice and 730, you are truly sitting there thinking to yourself, all I want to do is fucking sleep. Please God just let me sleep. Finally, you get to sleep,

you feel a little bit better the next day, and then after that you go play the game. Then they tell you stay up the entire way back. So you're doing bare minimum sleep, bad for soft-ish, and for injuries. However, when you get in that stadium, the accents that are yelling at you are way different. People get way excited when those special teamers come on the field

because that ball is going to go in the air off a foot. What a feeling that is for them for whatever reason. They're absolutely loving it. It truly is a Will Compton dream scenario. The fucking punt team comes out. He gets that kickset in, and people are just absolutely loving it when that ball touches that foot.

Apparently you forgot about my interception and 10-tackle game over in London. Oh, is that in London? Yeah, not on the tights. Remember, I got to skip that one about Washington. I got to skip that one. You did play in London? In Washington, yeah.

Oh, I didn't even know that because I thought you missed down that because you didn't miss in London because you had a hamster. Yeah, in Tennessee. Will faked an injury just to not be able to go. That's false. Don't be putting the narrative out there. Will didn't want to. That was back when BPC was allowed.

You could have played. No, I had a grade two. I had a grade two. In the middle of a tackle on kickoff. Just FYI. Buffalo Bill's looking up. We also win that game if I'm in on third down instead of somebody else. and I will not mention his name.

On third down? Yeah, there was a play on third down that we gave up on LaShawn McCoy. Could have been probably Wesley Woodyard. Don't, we're not going to say names. Was it Wesley Woodyard? It wasn't a starter. It was a role, but we're not going to say names. I can't think of who it was.

We're not going to say names. I did get a call from Wesley Woodard the other day because when David Bakhtiari was on this podcast and I was absolutely soiling the NFLPA, which I stand by. Where were we when he called? Colorado. We were in Colorado. He's all...

Did you call him back? Yeah, I called him back. And, you know, Wes is a great dude. I love Wes. Wes. Wes works for the NFLPA now. Now, what I've said about the NFLPA,

they fucking suck. And the NFLPA does suck. However, Wesley, I think he's a good dude. I think whatever he's doing, hopefully he's doing a good job to push that cart, so it's not such a torrential downpour of horribleness. No, you're not pushing it.

What's that? Oh, I'm definitely not pushing that cart. I ran away from that cart. I would love the Trojan horse that cart. It's crazy that you kind of flip like when Bach was on here your tone was a little different. What do you mean? Now you're going back to going rogue. Yeah, I'm going rogue because there's no one here to check me.

Like when we have J.C. Treterter on here, I can't wait for J.C. treter around here because I'm going to look like a fucking idiot. He's going to come with all the facts, all the things. And I'm going to sit there with just my opinion with nothing to back it up and look like a damn fool. And when that time comes, I will gladly lay down my sword. But until then, I've been wronged. I've been wrong. So for that, I'm anti-P.A. But Wesley called me.

We had a good conversation. He asked me, hey, man, just lay off on the NFLPA stuff. So I... Great job. So I fucking did it, right? Right, Wes? We did it, buddy. Bit of a deal.

Let's get some predictions in there for Ravens and Hyens. Because the Raven seems like they're fucking juice to the gills right now. They got Odell over there. They got a hell of a wide receiver core. Lamar's back. Apparently Lamar wanted to be there the entire time. He's doing his interview. His hair looks super cool when he was doing it, by the way.

highest paid quarterback. You know, people say he could have played last year, but he didn't play because he was in a contract negotiation. Now this dude's got all the money in the world that he wants. Jackie, do we think the Ravens beat, or the Titans beat the Ravens? Yes. Without a doubt.

Without a doubt. That team, you can just tell that team is not going to be good traveling across seas. You can just tell? You can just tell the OBJs and Lamar Jackson's of the world. They're not going to be fit to go to London. and they're going to take advantage of the plane right over. They're not going to be hitting the ambient. They might have to get off the plane because of Odell.

Honestly, yeah, exactly. Nice pull. Nice pull. But yeah, you know the Titans, just, we're a sleeper team, literally. If there was a team to be a sleeper team, the Titans are a Sleeper Team. No one is saying this Titans are going to be good this year. I think Titans take it 35, 13, crushing them. I think 35 would be more points that we scored the whole entire last season combined.

I'm hearing people say it's going to be a reload and not a rebuild. So you're going with him on that? You're taking Titans? No, no. I'm playing middle. I'm playing middleman. That doesn't sound very middle. You'll have to wait for my pick come week of. What week is that week? Week six. Just enough time to get some new blood in there.

That means their biweek's going to be week seven. Not a terrible buy week. Not a too. The shitty part of the schedule. There's one team on there. Jacksonville. Back to back. I actually don't think that's shitty for Jacksonville.

Will was pointing out October 1st, Jacksonville plays the Falcons, and then October 8th, Jacksonville plays the Bills. Do I think Jacksonville wins both those games? No, they go 0 and 2 across the pond. However, I don't think it's that bad. That second game, they're going to be much more ready to go in the Buffalo Bills. You've already sold me. Just like that?

Not because of that, but because you get to spend a week in London. Yeah, you get to spend a week in London. Now, wow, that's actually a really good deal, except for their biweek is going to be week six. They'll have the whole week six off. able to recharge the batteries and go attack the rest of the season. But I think a back-to-backer is the move.

Ask this question just for the clip. Ask it like this too. Are Are the Jacksonville Jaguars going to become the London Jaguars? I think we got to ask ourselves are the Jacksonville Jaguars going to become the London Jaguars?

You ready? Yeah. I think at this point we got to ask ourselves are the Jacksonville Jaguars going to become the London Jaguars? Is that? That's a great fucking question. Is your voice not matter of mind?

We needed that. Is that what we're thinking, boys? Imagine the AFC South who's a Houston team, a national team, an Indianapolis team, and a London team? Matter of time. Only a matter of time. I want to say last year they were talking about a team in London, a team in London. Yeah, but how would that work? You play.

And it was the Jaguars, right? It wasn't any like expansion? No, I think, no, no, no, I think. Jacksonville was in that conversation. Because the owner of Jacksonville must love it. Also, Arthur Smith loves going to London. And you knew any opportunity. Well, if you're a coach, you love going to London.

No question. What a time. Yeah. That's exciting. But as a player, holy fuck, dude, it's such a tiring game. 2016, we could. Was it 2016? It was 2018. You guys went for two. Went for two. We should have won. Which, I guess it was the good. I mean, I'd rather go for two than go to overtime.

I'd rather go for two than go overtime. for overtime. Did we not get the two? We didn't get the two. We scored though. Yeah. Because I remember Vrabble just fucking holding up that two. You're like, yo fucking nuts in the way. And if you would have got that, it's like just another variable situation. I have a question.

So like in soccer, what is it relicating? Relegating. Where like the bottom team in like said league or division gets dropped to basically like the triple A's of the Premier League. Do you think that should happen in the NFL where the worst team in the league every year

then get swapped out with a UK team? No. I do not. That's... Ooh. Yeah. I think that's ridiculous. One, the Titans would have been in it.

2014. You weren't the worst teams here? 2015, we would have been in it. Well, yeah. You would have got to go to London. I would have been... Yeah. But out there playing in Germany somewhere.

No, dude, because that next team that comes up, it's like, every year, it's like, okay, bring up these guys from the UK that are going to get fucking dummied for a year. Everyone gets a dub from them and they just go back down. There's no way unless there was an actual setup. There are some holes in this theory, but I think it could work. I like what your head's at, Jack, but I think that's, uh, there's nowhere near that right now. NFL's Monopoly.

We're handling. The worst team is like stuck in London for a year. Not like relegating. They can't leave? Like all their games. Some sort of at it, like some sort of camp they have to stay in and do manual labor. Is that what you're talking about? I'm just saying like their home games are now in London and they have to,

to travel. And like once they, if then the worst team, if there's a, like, the worst team, then has to take their spot. And they get like back to the States. I like that idea better. I like that. I like that idea. The worst team has to stay in London. Yeah. And then like, that would be a good, that, not only would that be a hell of a deal for the team that gets last, it would be such a weird shot at London. Like, we're going to send our worst team every year to you guys. And they have like the worst facilities and stuff like that. And then it's all mad. Why would you do this? It's like, because 1776. That's why. Exactly why.

That's the reason why we're doing this, dude. Yeah, that could be, I like that better than the other theory. Not going to say who's it was. I'm just saying. Bro, there's a working theory. There's a working theory. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

There's no bad ideas in a brainstorm. That's on me. That's definitely got to be on me. Also, have you seen what English people eat for breakfast? Yeah, it's that toast with the shit on it. I will say there was no good food I had in London. Yeah, there's no good food in London. That shit, what is, that didn't look bad at all.

And they all smoked cigarette. Dude. Cigarettes are way cooler than vapes. I was actually thinking today when I was doing my rehab, I was like, man, we should bring back cigarettes over vapes. Bring them back. Are you going to pioneer that?

It'd be gross, man. I was just on here smoking a dart. Yeah. Everybody would sound like Will right now. Yeah. Wild shot at the vocal cords. Try not to yell. You do have some...

Like, your vocal cords are my right knee. Like, my knee to me is your vocal cords. course you. Like, you never know when them bitches are going to go out. No doubt. You have no shot. I saw Morgan Wallen. He's got to push his tour because his vocal chords are weak. Yeah, but he's out there singing 36 songs every other night. You think it's easy to do? Will's voice. I talked to Will this morning. It's easy to do what I do. Well, I was supposed to meet at 11. It's noon when we're shooting this.

At 1148, I was like, hey, are you coming in? He goes, yeah, I've had two meetings. My vocal cords have been downgraded to doubtful. That's a way, massive difference. And this guy's singing in stadiums to we'll head two meetings. Well, hang on. We all know I just recovered from Pink Eye. I had an upper respiratory deal going on. Vocal cords got inflamed and dried out.

And I'm recovering from it. How much better do I sound than... About that much better at all, dude. Here we go. Here we go. Now I'm back. Yeah. You're back?

For a second. Just from a minute ago? Don't yell, brother. You want me to yell! Dude, you sound You sound terrible And you've already gotten me sick once this month And I just feel like, am I going to get this?

I've never heard of... No, no, I'm not, I'm not contagious anymore That's what they all say, dude. That's what they fucking... That's what they all say. When people get pink, I never... And this might be totally off. I might just not be educated.

I've never heard of somebody getting a throat thing too. That's like, I think that's... Look it up. I think, and I'm not joking. I think that's chlamydia. Like, chlamydia affects the eyes and... I'm not joking. That's a real thing, right?

Yeah, but that's, that's a way. So Will doesn't have pink eye, Will has chlamydia possibly. That's a WebMD deep dive that you guys go down the wrong rabbit hole. WebMD is the worst thing ever created. AI is out there though. I don't trust AI for a second.

AI scares the shit out of me. Some cases, in some cases, viruses and bacteria that cause pink eye can create issues not only in the eye but in the throat as well. See? So you're just a uniquely sick cat.

Yeah. You're unique. Maybe I didn't, maybe I did not adequately rest myself after, um, whatever I had. Saturday. Well, you were up,

we were up to like two in the morning on Saturday. But I'm saying that week prior. Mm-hmm. Because my voice started to go out before my pink eye came. I can't believe this much time's past, but if you guys don't know, Will Compton is our most recent champion on risk. If we'd like to give him a golf clap real quick for that.

Because that is. I'm wondering if that would come up. Yeah. Didn't know how sore was that. Congratulations. Congratulations. Will, um, I'll speak for Will.

It was the greatest. I will correct you. It was the greatest. It was truly a movie what happened while playing risk. Now, when we play risk, we play on Xbox. The boys get on the mics and we all talk and chat and everything like that. We do a thing called Tickin, which is short for Paul Tickin. I text Will seven hours in advance to risk in saying, because Will and I, when we play, tip of the cap to both of us, we respect each other's game.

But we also know that neither one of us want the other one to win. ever. If we can't win, we can't let the other. Yeah, yeah. If we can't win, we can't. So I said to Will, seven hours before kickoff, I go, hey, is this the day we finally lay down our swords and worked together and then sort it out at the end? Will oblige. He said, yeah, we can do that. Little did I know this little cuck or spaniel right here was also talking to his boy, Brad, who is no disrespect to Brad. He's an absolute fucking puppet when it comes to Will.

He'll literally do anything Will says. Time out. When it comes to... Come out. Can't let you disrespect the boy right now. Special teams isn't on right now, brother. What was your quote? He's a puppet when it comes to you. History is written by the victors. So if I need to correct the story,

I will correct the story. That is true. History is written by the victors. Brad will do anything Will says when it comes to playing video games. Anything he says, especially when it comes to risk. Now we start playing for those of you played risk before. Australia is the one you want to get immediately. If you can obtain Australia in the first round or two, because it's only one border you have to protect

to allow yourself to get a bonus of two soldiers all the time. Brad ends up warning that three, four in. I get a real big stronghold. in South America. Things really can good. Will is a nomad. I'm in my head trying to help Will

in this game. Let's get him set. But Taylor can't help me because we are apart from each other. We're too far away. We're too far away. So as the game goes, you collect cards

as you're attacking people and winning over territories back and forth. I've fired seven cards. I see Dennis Kelly who's looking like an absolute strip club. He's got ones all over the map. And I'm thinking, man, I'm close enough to him

where I can actually take him out if I just trade in a little bit early. as I'm doing that, you know, your boy's a little banged up. So I'm looking at, I'm not looking at my phone as much anymore because I'm, I'm strategically trying to take out Dennis to absorb him and take his cards. I take his cards, look down and Will goes, I get a text from Will while I was in the middle of it saying, I need you to hurt Corey. I didn't hurt Corey in the situation.

Willa, what'd you end up doing that really just fucking pissed me off? Your story is really interesting. What do you mean? Just how you're telling it. I get it, though. It's from your angle. Yeah, because I'm not on your side. being like I need a text.

Why no, all I'm saying, do you mind? Go ahead. So when Taylor hit me up, I was on board with doing what he was saying. However, changed a little bit. The reason why. You didn't benefit will. Right. I wasn't established.

I was probably the only guy in the game that wasn't. I had some in Asia, which is the worst continent to try to control. You don't want to be in Asia. And then one in Europe and then another one in Africa. I'm going to try to keep my voice alive. Now, if you look up any risk strategy, you want, to acquire a continent as fast as possible. Typically, Australia, if not Australia, South America, because you only protect one border or two borders. They're either coming down through Mexico

or they're coming over from Africa. So Taylor in the first round, it's South America. Taylor's already getting a bonus of soldiers every round. Two people each time. While we all try and figure out what we're all trying to do. Brad can get Australia, but they're kind of fighting over it at first. And like Taylor said, I'm kind of a nomad. The whole time Taylor builds to get his seven cards, there's a part of me that plays mine in Brazil, or not Brazil, in Africa. Fear throat. Sound better?

Sound better? Yeah, a minute. Now, while it's going on, Taylor's asking me on the side to try and pick people off for him. But Taylor is the alpha of the board at the moment. I need Taylor being the alpha to help me figure out what I'm trying to do. Hold on. Put a pin in that real quick. Then that's when you were saying, I wasn't in a position to help you at that point because I was so centrally located in South America.

But I told you, I said, I want Europe. I need you to hurt Corey. Right. And he decides to start taking over North America. He leaves me alive. However, I see where this is trending. Because I could have killed, I could have killed Will. I could have took Will out and the game would have been over. No, no, no, no.

You couldn't have got all the way to Asia? Why would you went to try to kill me? That's how I got Dennis. It was going into Asia. Dennis was the side of North America and then over into Asia. But you would have been spread way too thin trying to go. I was spread way too thin after I got Dennis. If you, if you would have just saw blood in the water and just wanted to take me out and lose

the game, like, yeah, maybe you could have got me, but. I could have got you instead of getting Dennis. No, you were thinking about it. I literally said to you, I could have killed you there, but I didn't. Yeah, my one player in North America. My one little three piece of North America. No, I could have taken you out of the game. No, you couldn't have.

Okay. Anyway, carry on. By the victors. Yeah, it is. Like, at the end of the day, you were trying to decide between Brad and Dennis who you should take out. Yeah. And I talked you out of Brad. Yeah.

So that way. And then when you didn't take care of Corey, when I needed you to help me out, that's where you made your mistake. Well, that's where I made a mistake. But my biggest mistake was trusting you in general because the whole time Will is cohuding with Brad. And they're talking back and forth of how to essentially let Brad win the game because Brad is in the second best position, which long term is the best position being in Australia because you only have one border to defend. I end up taking out Dennis.

Then Will trades in. and takes out my shit. I'd take away his bonuses because Taylor owns so much of the board. He was going to win. He was going to win. He wanted me to do stuff. And ultimately, I seen it as he was just going to take care of me until he had to kill me.

And I didn't sit right with me. It didn't sit right with me. Which we literally said we're going to look out for each other. I am not the game. I can't decide where people are put in the game when we start. But I'm still trying to win. I'm not just trying to be the little brother the entire game. That's where ego got into it.

So. So will. me, go get into it. Taylor just fucking sees black. All he cares about is taking me out. And he could because he was too far away from me. That's not true. I was livid.

There's no question. I was so mad. You called me a cunt. You called me everywhere. We went back and forth. I said, I don't give a fuck. Actions speak louder than words. I'm not making you.

I'm not letting you win this game. So, which is true. I called Willa cunt. I called him a lot more things than that too. Yeah, yeah. But I also did an act on my anger. I sat back and I was like,

I need to reestablish whatever it is that I had going on here because I made a mistake taking Dennis and not taking Will when I should have took Will, even though I thought we were a team. You couldn't have taken. Now, this is where I decided that my ego can't get the best of me in the situation. Looking back on it, horrible mistake. I am now depleted. Corey is depleted. Will is our only shot to take down Brad because Will is all the way across the globe. There's no way for Brad to get him at that point. So I get on the mic and I'm openly saying, Corey, we have to save Will Compton so that he can take out Brad. While, I came to this conclusion on my own. There was no more Will and I, communication was cut off. Cut off.

After about five rounds, I hit him back. And I was like, are we ready to get back on track? Because I was like, okay, I think we can do something here to really like, you know, Will can fix the issue he made with me in my head. Brad, or he saw an opening to where he could probably pull it off. and he goes, hey, and then put dot, dot, dot. And he goes, are we ready to get this friendship back on track? And I just put like, look at you.

Fuck you. Yeah. I'll text me the whole time. So for whatever reason, I'm like, we got to help Will because it's the only way we can stop Brad from winning. So Corey and I joined forces essentially have borders that are not protected from each other and are just attacking Brad and allowing Will to take South America and get stronger and stronger and stronger until it's finally fucking time. Now, there comes a point in this game. This game lasted four hours.

the way. Way too long. Way too long. I'm sitting in Africa with about 17, not Africa, the border of Africa and Asia. I don't know whichever one that is. I chime in. You might,

you may. So they started to hate Brad so much because Brad says nothing. Brad had Australia. And I was like, Taylor and I were going at it. We were at each other's neck. But I'm like staying quiet because I sounded like shit.

And his throat. Yeah. Because his throat. Yeah, because my throw. Yeah, for sure. But they're sitting there going back and forth with Brad the whole time. Taylor and Corey decide to conspire the whole time when me, Corey and Brad were also in the chat being like,

hey, we know we cannot let Taylor win this game. So when Corey sided with you. This is, no one ever wants to see me win. That's great, dude. I love that chip on my show. I'll take that. Hang on. You've said it, though.

It's the person who starts off the best. They're always in the worst spot because everybody's like, we can't let this motherfucker win this quick. And this is where there was a long time ago when Corey had essentially the entire map and made a couple of horrible moves in law. And it's been titled the worst loss in risk history by far. And now when Will and I are going back and forth and we're like basically assaulting each other over the mic, Will is trying to play that like, oh, biggest loss like Taylor is now the biggest loss.

It's one in the top three. It was top three. It was top three. Because essentially what Will just said, what Will just said is you start gray on the map. Everyone's now conspiring against you. Corey had that opportunity halfway through the game. Have you guys played risk? Oh, so you have no clue.

Jack, you kind of do. No one, no. Half the people listening this podcast, this is for us. Hang on, there's probably a crowd out there that's going to understand this. Taylor, every round, you get three troops. Whenever you have a continent, you get a bonus. Whenever you have the majority of a map, you get a bonus. Whenever you trade in cards, you get a massive bonus.

Right. Ten cards equals 30 extra troops. Taylor had, he had South America from day one, round one. Taylor never saw three soldiers the entire game. Not only that, when he took out Dennis, he traded in twice. for anybody traded in once. Taylor's troops doubled everybody's. And Taylor lost the fucking game.

That's one way to look at it. That happened on my watch. Another way to look at it is, I traded in, see? You see what's happening here? I'm telling you. Listen, my voice has been shit for a week. I got to lead tomorrow.

I hope. Yeah, you are. I hope to God, brother. I hope we don't have this issue again. Because you've already got me once in May. Taylor, my voice has sounded shitty all week. If this voice thing was contagious, all the boys would be fucking sick. We'll see. Also, JP, I love the shirt you're wearing today. So we are, I trade in at seven cards instead of 10 cards. You should wait to get the 10 cards because

I saw the opportunity to take Dennis. I use all my troops in that seven trade in to take out Dennis to get. I essentially ended up with weaker borders and the same amount of cards. That's how my situation ended up in the beginning of the game. Now, let's get back to the timeline of the game. At this point, we have gotten Will so fucking strong. It's time to take out Brad. I got a whole buttload of troops, kind of just one nucleus. I have really nothing else going on other than the fact that I'm just here to help Will take out. And they truly did that.

Like when they ended the round, they made sure to move all their troops that protected my border. And I'm just staying quiet. He's not saying a word. I cannot believe these motherfuckers are helping me out, especially Taylor because we were like at each other's throat. Yeah, at each other's throats, dude. But I thought, you know what, dude, if I can't win, the next strong was just Brad. so I want to put my issues on Brad, obviously tactical air on my point. Yeah.

So now it's time for Will to take out Brad. He's got enough troops. Trade in. He's got enough to trade and he's got the 10 trade him. It's eerily quiet over the microphones. And it clicks in my fucking head. Oh. I am not helping my friend.

I'm helping an enemy. Will? I say out loud This is the greatest plot twist of all time Isn't it Will? Corey's sitting there like he's watching movies Like do it do it Because I could go from Asia South

To take out Brad I had Iceland to take out Corey in Europe And I had Brazil to move And take out Taylor if I wanted to I had a show of troops He had enough troops to go to Iceland And Africa To take out both me and Corey at the same time

And then I'm looking at this map Corey I was like dude Yeah Corey What are we waiting on this is going to be biblical. Corey has no fucking idea. And I'm connecting these dots, dude, like, oh my God, he's played us.

We've played ourselves. Yeah. We've fucking played ourselves. I go, Will, this is not about Brad, is it? And he just quietly, nope. Over the mic. And I start cheering, dude. Like, I just got, like, truly a movie.

Will puts all his shit on Iceland. He puts all his shit in Africa. And he's going to take me and Corey out. And I told Will, I was like, bro. I know you want to take me out first. Take me out because then I don't get podium. Now the shit talking is Will gets one, Brad gets two, Corey gets three, and I'm nowhere to be seen, which is where Will and I both won each other at the end of these games.

It's not even to fucking touch podium. What's funny is there is one point where I thought I was going to die. I mean, it is funny. He had 10 troops throughout the entire map. He should have took me out. But I just text Brad because I thought Brad could win. I'm like, if you just listen, you can win this game, but you're making some stupid moves. Which I don't understand because Brad is.

is such an intelligent individual. Yeah. But when it comes to this strategy, it could be other strategies, he's great with it. This one in particular, idiot. No disrespect.

All of them I said, just leave one, one territory of Taylor alive. Let me twist the knife. Because I wanted to get Taylor out so bad. So when I get to have the opportunity to take out all of them, I was like,

oh, let's go. Took, started taking me and Corey out, takes us out one by one. And we have, Corey and I have two bordering countries that are staying there with two little single,

biscuits on each of them. Not a fight to be had on either. And Willa has a guy has got about 30 troops here and 30 troops here. And he's now going to make the decision of who he kills first. Will, I'll let you explain what went through your head because I can't imagine why you came to the conclusion you did. I think because you came around and there's just that little glimmer of hope where we could still have somewhat of a friendship. And Corey, there's a part of me that Corey talks some weird shit and he makes the worst moves on a risk board I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, Corey is not a good risk player. And he always talks himself into these weird, like, this is what I was thinking, this is why

it was right. And so I wanted Corey to get forth. So that's how I came to that conclusion. He takes out Corey instead of me and I get the bronze medal. Yeah. Which I was, you could, you could, you'd always tell on the mic when someone's hurting because of how much they were talking before versus how much they were talking after the demise of whatever was going on in their game.

Yeah. And Corey was hurt. Man, that's crazy. And then kind of be quiet for 10 more minutes and be like, I can't believe that happened. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Corey just talks so fucking slow, too, dude.

Talk so slow. But yes, what a game indeed. What a game that we gotta do that again. Yeah, if you guys are risk bands, we need to hear something about risk in the comments. We hope you guys enjoyed that story. Yeah, we got to talk about, um, we got to talk about YouTube.

Are we being shadow banned by YouTube right now? It's a possibility. Because John Chris is a, is a phenomenal guest. He's got a great following. And all of a sudden, these numbers aren't really showing up. A lot of headlines about Jeffrey Starr,

does YouTube not want us to see us grow? We were saying, have on people from every part of the spectrum? I don't know. Yeah, because we're so. Dana White relationship? I think the Dana White thing, because that one also barely got $100,000 too.

I'm going to look into. Something to look into. But if those are you watching right now, who just love to have a good time with the boys. Make sure you fucking get on that John Chris won't do, because we're not going to let YouTube win. We can't allow them to win this fight. I see the next thing on the docket is,

is the NBA more athletic than the NFL? Yes. Next. No. What? No. No, brother. Athletically, absolutely. Nope.

Factor in offensive linemen. You got the scale, brother. Offensive linemen brings our scale way fucking down. Defense of linemen, especially interior defense linemen, way fucking down. and then you get the guys in the outside who all football players, especially the skill group,

love basketball. They fucking are all about basketball. So why didn't they play basketball? They're not big enough. Because they weren't athletic enough. No, no, no, no. There's some little dudes out there. Here's my argument.

Here's my argument. If you take NBA players and NFL players and play them across every sport, which Lee will be more successful across all sports, and I think it is the NFL. Baseball. I see baseball is my first thought of like I don't think I think it'd be maybe bad across the board

Bad across the board like I think if if NFL played baseball baseball baseball is probably one of the hardest sports to play No not not like from a exerting energy but hitting a baseball yeah hitting a fastball is one of the hardest skills Hitting a curveball is a hardest skill in sports but I think NFL players have the upper hand on that why because I think we have, I think we're just fucking better than basketball players. Yeah, dude, that's good fucking stats. You know what I'm saying? That was a good, those are good stats.

There's not, there's not, NFL players, the boys can play some ball now. You're not going to beat basketball players at their own game. However, there's not an NBA player that can backpedal and cover one wide receiver in the league. True. True. I think cornerback is the hardest position of any sport across all league.

Besides left tackle, yeah, I would have, that's close. It's absolutely close. Yeah, but you're doing two arguments now. First you said all sports, I brought up baseball. You didn't really say a whole lot. And then you went to good basketball players play. I think as far as like body control and everything else, there's a lot of fucking good NBA players.

But I think the majority, I think. Are you talking about body control? What do you? These dudes are in the air for seconds at a time. Do we controlling a ball, moving it backwards? I'm going to put it up. No, I'm not. I'm going to give it to this guy back here.

That's wild. Power, speed, agility, football. Track. Who's winning that? Mental toughness. NFL's wiping the floor with the NBA. I jump. Wiping the floor with the NBA.

You don't think there's some bunnies out there, receiver? There's some bunnies out there, but dude, basketball is built on bunny. Did you see DK Metcalf fucking jump in the air? You think basketball is the only ones that can jump? No. Did you see my 32-inch Verticle pro date?

No. There you go. 32-inch. Not one person. And the NBA got a 32-inch. High-jump record, North County Middle School, 5'10. Will Compton.

Nasty. Comp nasty. However, I'm not, I'm not arguing myself here. But I think, dude, you're going to have, there's some freak-fucking athletes in the NFL. Freak athletes. You're thinking of what? LeBron James, of course.

I'm thinking about all the basketball players. They all can fucking do the shit. What are doing anything? A known undeveloper's to dunk. They get in the air. They jump way more than all football players jump. Dog, NFL, there's bunnies out there, bro. What about, what's another sport?

Hockey. They're all going to be bad hockey. NFL will beat NBA at hockey. Yeah, I believe, I agree. Soccer, NFL. What are that? Dude, anybody can do a 360 fucking dunk. Meal?

Yeah, I'm sure there's a couple NFL guys out there. Max Crosby. Just put up my boy Max like that. And he's white. Max, he ain't doing no 365. fucking windmill dunk. He can probably do a 360 dunk. He can win a but he can't do both the same time. Look at that!

That was wild. That was fucking wild. Who's that? He was to duck his head. Who is that guy? Braun James, bro. We're not arguing best athlete. We're arguing who has the best pool of athletes. And I think it is. Dwight Howard, best shoulders in the game. And he's seven feet tall.

Seven feet. And he moves like that. Bro. You mean to tell me Russell Westbrook, if he trained some... Oh my God. Look at him. No, it's very impressive. He's moving his face out of the way of the rim.

That's very impressive. And you don't even know that person's name. Yeah, of course. NBA guys are tall. Hey, I'm about to put on some NFL highlights so we can really get a good basis. Bro, the basketball is a more athletic sport than football. No, no, no, no, no.

Listen, for all the NFL boys out there right now, I'm fighting. I will die on this hill for us. And not me. I wish. We know who we're talking about. Yeah. I wish I could argue this with you. Bro, you would find a more competitive,

you'd find a more entertaining league of NFL players having their own basketball league than NBA players playing football. So false. I don't know. That's a good point. Dog, bro, these guys flop, they ain't got the mental capacity to play in the NFL.

That is also true. But I feel like these arguments keep changing with Will. I'm saying athletically, basketball is more athletic than football. If you switch to sports, I would rather watch basketball players. No, no, hang on. NFL players play basketball than the opposite. Bring up the notes.

Antonio Gates never played college football and dominated the NFL. He wasn't that good. Antonio Gates? Hey, relax. Jimmy Graham. Another good one. Yeah. Nobody could go from the NFL into the NBA.

No, you're right about that. Like, that's a more, hang on. That's a more specific sport. you have to be at least like 6-6 to even get a look in the NBA. But we're talking who has the best athletes, right? You know about who has best athletes? The most athletic sport, yeah. You're not going to find guys being able to play in the NBA.

Like you're amongst giants. But as far as like pound for pound best athletes, it's going to be the NFL. It's just weird how you just, you keep kind of twisting the argument. You're like using NBA players' height against them. Yeah, it's a weird thing. Okay, hang on. Let's define what an athlete is. Running, jumping, hand-eye coordination. That's an athlete? That's part of it, yeah.

What about speed, power, and agility? Yeah, okay. Running is that. Speed? Yeah. Jumping is how your body creates power to get in the air. And agility, I mean, you see the fucking handles on some of these guys breaking ankles out there. So you think NBA players have better agility than NFL? No. And why did you just try to argue?

It depends. I say across the board, yes. Across the board, what? Like a center versus an offensive line. I hear you say it. Across the board, you think NBA has better agility than the NFL players. Across the board, yes. If you're putting in defensive linemen,

offensive linemen, yes, because you're thinking about just skill positions. All these guys on the court, and there's less of them. They're so fucking athletic. But at NFL, you got five fucking offensive linemen out there. Some of these guys can't fucking touch their toes. I've played with them. I am an elite athletic offensive linemen. And I fucking wouldn't stand a chance with those centers or the other guys in there.

Yeah, but yeah, I guess it just depends on what the argument is. Like if you're trying to find the best athletes... I'm getting lost. I know, but you're obviously like, if you're bringing in centers, like centers are not that athletic. The White Howard is not athletic. The White Howard is. Taylor-L-Wan's extremely athletic. Joel Embed is not athletic.

He's athletic. Bamato Bios is not athletic. They have crazy. The games change so much. If we're talking about the 90s, they have length, skill, and coordination. And they're fast.

No. These boys are not that fast out there. I would dust them. I would dust them in a 40. Will. Joel M. B can line it up. Bro.

You would dust them, but you're a linebacker. I know. I'm arguing for not offensive linemen. I'm arguing for skill players. Okay. So if we're going to change the argument again, I'll change it with you.

Skill players, overall athleticism, versus NBA players, what we said to talk about, everybody but the centers? Everybody at the centers? Okay, I agree with you. Is that what you needed?

I guess. I'm not looking for you to agree. I'm just saying like, if the argument... We're having a debate about a conversation. The issue I'm having with this conversation is we are jumping across the board to find where we can say

the NFL players are more athletic than NBA players. And I'm cool with that because I'd rather be on the side with you anyway. If you're looking at skill players, receivers and corners versus... NBA players in just athletic things, I believe the NFL would win that. That's what my argument is. I don't know.

To me, it's like, who has more athletes, the NBA or the NFL? To me, it's like, are we... By numbers alone, NFL is going to dust it. If we're measuring... If we're measuring... Exactly. If we're measuring across how many sports

can all these athletes play, I think the NFL player will be able to play a wider range of sports than a basketball player. If you took the top five athletes in the NFL versus the top five athletes in the NBA, you think it still lines up like that? How are we measuring it?

Just based off of other sports and transit. Baseball, track, hockey, fucking all of it? Yes, I think NFL takes it. I think you've got to take into account the amount of overseas players in the NBA that probably grew up playing all those other sports too. We're talking about NFL and NBA.

I think we found our tier talk. If you're going across other sports, some of those basketball players might be really fucking good at soccer. versus like a football player. Is about guys in the NBA right now? Yes. Possibly. Chad Ojosenko.

Can anybody line them up? Anybody line them up. We've seen him play soccer. Let's do this. What a perfect opportunity it is to go into our tier talk for this week. We'll put a little bit of a caveat on it. The back of the bus will do top five NBA players to play any other sport besides the NBA. And Will and I will do NFL players to go against those guys.

And we'll leave it to the masses on the internet to decide who is going to win that. man, you almost need, you need a fuckload of data to see what it is. Yeah, but this is, we're on a bus. Current players? Current players. You guys are going to figure out the top five basketball players, freak athletes, to go play other sports against the top five NFL athletes willing I choose. Does that sound fair?

You're going to do the top five sports in America. So alleviating basketball and NBA. So it would be, yeah, sorry, alleviating NFL. NFL and NBA. So you're going to do baseball, hockey, track. Soccer. Yeah, soccer's probably better than track, yeah? Yeah. I mean, track, track, they truly don't stand a chance. I disagree. On what I think the field portion. Like shooting guards are just as fast as, like Russell Westbrook's just as fast as the NFL.

Are we kill? No. Absolutely not. I'm officially taking Will's side on this. Will's done a great job of changing the narrative of this thing throughout. We can go back and look. However, where we've ended up now, I'm now on Will's side. So you guys, let's take five.

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Oh, yeah. Too many, man. Too many. We got six. We're going to do six. Yep. We're doing six.

Add one more. I put somebody who was on that. If you guys were that confident, we'll do six. Yeah. You want me to say them all since your voice? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let him know that how we're doing tier talk this week. It's going to be a little different. All right, boys, we're going to do tier talk a little different. This week, obviously we discussed it before the black tucks ad. A little bit of debate has hit the bus.

The question is, is who would do best? in other sports. NBA players versus NFL players. They are all playing sports that are not their original sport that we see and love them on their days of competition. The back of the bus will be doing NBA players

and Will and I have made a strong strong list of NFL players that we are going to put in. We'll let the internet to decide and we will come back Monday or Wednesday next week, sorry, Tuesday or Thursday next week and have you, we'll have the results right then and there. Boys in the back

would you like to start? Do it. your six athletes out of the NBA. Starting at six? Yeah, ours are no particular order. No, what is? No orders. Yeah, they're all on the team. All right, our list.

LeBron James, the goat athlete. That's a good one. Good one. Janice Atentcumpo, the Greek freak. The only seven-footer to ever move how he's, how any seven-footer has ever moved in the world. The world has never seen anybody like Janus before. Yeah, I think we got that the first one of one.

The world hasn't seen many seven-footers, but go ahead. There's a lot in the NBA, actually. So next we have J. John Morant, which the highlight real speaks for itself. Yeah, that show club video is wild. It was.

You don't like having fun? Would hate to bring up some NFL players' names with some videos out there. Who's that? Name one. Antonio Brown. Thank you, Jack. Anyway,

I ain't right. Yeah, Joe Mixed in. Fuck. Oh, we got... That was an accident with Joe. Whoa. I shouldn't have said that. We got Russell Westbrook, Deeran Fox, and number six.

We want a dunk contest guy, or do we want to? Yeah, we'll do Zach. We'll do Zach Levine. All of them. Three, maybe four. All of them. I know them all. Our list in no particular order.

Going to give you guys a spoiler real quick. there is not one white guy on our list. We're going to go, Tyreek Hill. Sorry, boys, you've lost a speed game. D.K. Metcalf. Odell Beckham Jr. That's all right. You guys go and laugh.

You have soccer videos on YouTube. I've spoke to the boys that play with him in LSU. He can do every sport in a very elite way. So we'll see you is laughing when this thing actually comes to life. A.J. Brown drafted for both baseball and football. Devante Adams, which we have on good authority, apparently Devante Adams could have actually played in the NBA. You got offered in college for both.

For both. For both. And decided. So there goes J.P.'s argument. Similar to LeBron and Alan Advers. And for our time. Next and our last pick, our second to last pick, is going to be Justin Jefferson. And we've actually got a bonus seven for you guys because we've got planning to go off of what is that will?

Another high drafts baseball was Kyler Murray. We could even do Kyler Murray if we wanted. We need guys that are focused. We'll take them out. Not playing video games. Not playing video games. We need guys that are focused. Yeah, but just athletic ability,

Kyler Murray is. Yeah. Better than any NBA player. I love it when non-athletes talk about athletes. Non-athletes. L-O-L. Just because they're not... I love it when non-athletic people talk about stuff.

What's that, dude? All right, bro. I hate where this is going. You didn't even play it to that place. No, dude, J.P. actually took it that point. JP started it, dude. JP started it.

The back of the bus has been begging for a combine. Begging. But I know y'all won't do it until I guess you're out of, you know, out and chilling like us, like normal people. Muggles. Is what we call you guys. But also, I have a knee. I can't run right now.

I bet I'm faster than you, Jack. guarantee I'm faster than you, Jack. You got my 40 time out there. You got my 40 time out there. That's fine. That's laser too. Whatever you want to do, I'm about it. I've seen you throw a football.

I ain't worried about your athletic ability. I've seen you throw a football. I've seen you in competition. I've seen you any time. The lights are on you. It's tough to watch. Taylor. Football transfers to other sports better than basketball.

At the beginning of this, You were on the other side of Will's argument. I think I've, yeah, Will change the argument enough to where I could finally agree with him. We saw it. Hey, guess what, Jack? I got a new pet peeve of the week. What is that?

You'll go find out when we do it. Yeah, I do too, bro. We'll find out when we fucking do it, bro. That's funny, dude, whisper it. Yeah. You whispering things over there? Hey, it's okay. Don't get mad.

Don't get mad. I ain't, man. Next segment, next segment. The pep peeve of the week. The week is up. Pet pee for the week. Go ahead, Taylor. You're all right.

I always go last. Go ahead. boss. Actually, go ahead, Jack. I just said you go. Age before beauty. It's technically my podcast. Let me get mine out of the way. My pet peeve of the week is losing my voice. A tale is all his time. It happens often.

It's always rough when it does and it takes a while to come back. But my pet peeve of the week is when you lose your fucking voice. JP? Or I'm giving my pet peeve? I was like one word. My pet peeve, this is top two things that piss me off. And since it's summertime, it's especially relevant. It is grown adults, male or female, that plug their nose when they jump into a body of water.

If you are plugging your nose and you're over the age of six, you don't deserve to be at the pool. Or at least you got to have like floaties on or something. I would never understand it. No. And I, yeah. I know. That's what, yeah. I saw Taylor almost do it when he went underneath the cold time.

I did do it. I don't know, almost. I did do that. Yeah. That made you think of it? No, it's something that's always bug me. JP's got a couple of things with water. Yeah.

Got a couple of things. Grown adult. Jack? I'm not going to take a personal shock without a nice pet peeve, but I'll let you have your moment. I will. But my pet peeve is an airport. related one. And it is when you are sitting on a plane or hours ready to take off and they keep

giving you all this hope that you're going to be able to take off and you're going to leave. And then after two and a half hours, they go, you know what? We have to debaward the plane now and your flight has been canceled. It's like at the beginning of it, just be honest with us and say, look, there is a potential that this flight could get canceled. We're going to try our best. But every time they come on the intercom, they're like, hey, we're going to get you guys out of here really soon. We got 10 more minutes and I promise we're on the tarmac and we're taking off. Just be honest with us, pilots. That's all we want. Yeah, pet peeve is basically debboarding a plane and flights getting canceled. It's the worst. Do you care to share the story that brought this up

because I heard from you yesterday and it was, it was hard, it was hard to hear you go through that. It was essentially where, what I just explained, but I was in Atlanta and it was, I had a five-hour layover. So at like 1145, we finally get on the plane. and we sit at the, at like the gate, we didn't even back up. For two and a half hours, we're all hanging out. They're not even handing out drinks or anything, so we're just like dying on this plane.

And they keep saying, hey, 10 more minutes, 15, we're trying to beat out of storm. And you understand whether you don't want to go fly through something nasty. But then we end up having a D board. They cancel our flight. At this point, it's 1.30 at night. We're sitting in the Atlanta airport.

They're all reschedule our flights for the following day at 3 p.m. Like, we're just going to hang out. hang out in Atlanta for another basically, you know, 18 hours. So I end up having to go get a hotel. Been the money on that. I have to buy a new flight on Southwest because I have to be back in the morning. And then I wake up after sleeping for two hours.

And my new flight has now been canceled. So then I came from Florida. I get on a now third new flight, fly back to Florida, just to fly back to Nashville to get home by 10.30 in the morning. And it was, travel can go from being so easy to being the, save your life and like a matter of a few announcements. But we're back and it's nice to be in Nashville. I'm sorry I had to go through that, brother.

Yeah, that's a deal right there. It happens. Lossie. Pet peeve of the week. My pet peeve of the week is, I had a few coming into this, but it's whenever you go to get a new haircut and you don't go to your same person. You go somewhere new because that person's either booked or you just didn't book an appointment. and you tell them when you specifically get there.

Like, hey, just don't go above the ear too high. Like, you even point it. You give them a landmark on where they shouldn't cross. And they decide to just do their own fucking thing and fuck up your hair. So my pet peeve of the week are those barbers who just decide to do whatever the fuck they want with your hair. And we get that MVP cut, dude. We get that MVP cut. Mitch?

My pepity of the week goes to backseat drivers. When you are... Oh, sorry. Backseat drivers, when you're driving and whether it's somebody physically in the backseat or it's like in your, like your passenger sheet and they're like, oh, you got to turn here. You got to turn here. Or like, it's my dad does this all the time. Like if I'm like driving and like I'm paying attention. But then like we get too close to a car. He'll be like freak out. And it freaks me out. And like I'm like standing on. Like I slam on the brake. I'm like, what are you doing? I don't know if you're going to stop. I'm like, dad. I see that. the fucking car right there. I'm going to stop. Like, people that just do that, it makes driving such an fun experience and like you're just on edge

because like you're wondering what they're going to say next or how they're going to react next. So that is my pet pee the week. Watching sons, adult sons interact with their fathers is always a treat for me. I got to experience it with you when we did Supercross and you get a ride home.

You do that to a couple times of your dad. Yeah. You know, like, dad, I'm going to stop. Yeah. It was nice. It's like, dude. It's funny. It's nice to see it because you're like, good.

I'm normal. I do that. I do that too. That's a solid one. Garrett? My pet peeve of the week is people that have no sense of awareness. For example, this weekend, trying to have breakfast, but the person next to us has their headphones in.

And I know everything about that person now. They just talk so fucking loud. And that shit drives me insane. I was even like throwing out weird little side comments, but clearly their headphones were loud enough that they weren't hearing me. So that's my pet peeve. Have a little bit of awareness.

Yeah. And respect. People walking through the mall too with their, with, like no headphones and play music. Yeah, that one's tough. That's another awareness thing. It's like, brother, what would be doing?

Bro, RG3 would do that. He'd walk around the facility. He'd sit down at the lunchroom and just play his fucking phone. Loud as loud as fuck? Yeah. Makes no sense. Zero sense.

And we would all be like, what the fuck? Why is he doing that? No one ever said nothing? He was RG. is RG. That's fair. Yeah. My pet peeve for the week has changed.

I've had enough time to calm down. I'm not going to take personal shots. But it did bring me to a situation kind of similar to this, but also it's like, it's not pointed at Jack or you anybody in the back. So this is my pet peeve for the week. My pet peeve for the week is when you're watching a sporting event

with people. and they have this distant, like, view of reality when someone drops a ball or doesn't make a basket. And they're like, how do you fucking miss that? And I'm thinking, bro, you're sitting here. What do you mean? Like, you can make that shot. Like, what do you mean?

The guy's running and he drops the ball. It's like, oh, he should have caught that. Like, bitch, you catch it. That shit's hard to do. Or drop it. Like, I'm one of those guys if you drop a ball. I'm like, how in the fuck? Like, I can drop the ball.

Pay me a million dollars. drop the fucking ball. Right. You drop a ball every time if you wait for a million bucks. But I like, I kind of like, I kind of dig that. You like that? I like the aggression tour. Dude, it makes me mad as fuck. Especially when old men do it. I'm talking to you, Mr. Ray. Every time I watch a fucking, a sporting event with him, dude, he has to sit there and talk about how easy the thing is that the guy didn't do that he should have done. And I'm like, bro, it's all good. Just enjoy the game. What are we stressing about? So that's, that is my peppy for the week. Some of the beauty in the fandom.

Yeah, that's true. I hope you get to experience that. Yeah, I don't know. Well, we talked about with John. Like, I've never truly become like a fan of something to that degree before where I've like been so invested like that. I'm looking forward to that someday happening. Yeah. Okay.

Someday happening. Anyway, happy to the week. So nothing to, nothing to Jack? No, nothing to Jack. Yeah. I would love to hear the first one. To be honest with you, I couldn't think of one. I couldn't think of one

The reason he wants to hear it is because he actually got one in before he did the pet peeve of the week Which will be kept That will be kept What did he say? Because I actually didn't hear it Look at me sitting like a little boy What was it?

I think he said Washed athletes Man It's easy to punch up dude It's easy to punch up It really is It really it's easy to punch up I'd rather be a husband than it never was

You know That's always what you do That would have been nice if you'd say it like five minutes ago. Well, I heard it for the first time 30 seconds ago. I want to take the time. I reach back and I plucked the cord back into the wall. Hey, Taylor, you know. I love you.

I love you too. I love you. Hey, Jack, I love you, bro. I love you, man. I love you. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I fucking love you. I fucking love you.

I fucking love you. I wish Will and I could make up like that. It took us fucking three hours on risk. I wanted to murder him. I wanted to drive to his house somehow keep him connected to the mic so he didn't know. To fucking kill him. in his own house. I was so mad. Okay, I got to go to the restroom

like 10 minutes go by. Everybody's like, where the fuck? Eating down the road? That'd have been hilarious. All of a sudden you just hear my voice over your mic. Yeah. All right, motherfucker say something now. Oh shit. I got pink guy. Stay away. Oh, dude. Well, what's your pet peeve?

I gave mine. Lose my voice. Oh, right. Hey, Gary, it's talking about awareness level. Will's your awareness this podcast has been at zero, brother. Overall rating's gone down a little bit. My tongue. Overall rating?

Yeah. Till 4.5. 4.5. Should we do? Shoutout, no free shoutout? Yeah, we should. My shoutout, no free shoutout goes to boys making up. Oh, damn, dude.

Always making up. Like, passion is there. Passion is there. They go back and forth and they realize, like, I'm sorry, man. I fucking, I love you. It's bigger than us. The boys make up.

It's bigger. Yeah. my shout-out. Yeah, I gotta figure out my shout-up before this ends. JP. Garrett, I know. Garrett did zero preparation for this podcast. You're right.

You know your buddy. Hey, yo. That was pretty good. Thanks, dude, thanks for a shout-out on my fucking joke. I wonder how long it'll be like awkward, you know. I know. Long. Oh, my shout-out, no free shout-out.

goes with the summer theme as well when you start hearing that I haven't really gotten anything from this place before but when you hear the ice cream truck song playing and that's just a nostalgic feeling and there's also one that comes around Nashville comes around here

and there's one around the nations I hear it and just like man I'm about to go out there and grab me a SpongeBob Popsicle. Yeah and that picture looks so much better than the actual result but it still tastes amazing. Yeah it does.

You know those ice cream trucks trucks now. Jelly Roll made us millions. I know. They got a different song playing now. Yeah. We had a different song playing now. Solid shout out for shoutout.

Who's up next? Speaking of Jelly Roll, my shoutout goes to Jelly Roll. I had one of him like a month ago when he won his award at CMT. But when we were in Florida this weekend, he was the headliner at this festival. And I was with all these like artists that were performing at the songwriters. So they're all like getting everyone here and we're doing filming stuff there. But Jelly's was a ticketed show.

So I texted him. And I was like, hey, man, like, is there any way we can come to the show? He's like, already got you on the list. Just tell me how many people. I was like, I have 15 people with me. Oh, my. He goes, there's never too many, brother. And I brought everyone who has all these, like, artist passes and bands.

And I'm like, nobody, just this dude filming stuff for him. All of a sudden, I now have become the totem pole, the holder. And it was, it was beautiful. Jellie was so accommodating. His whole crew was sweet. And it was the first time seeing him live. And Jellier Roe put on a hell of a show. But yeah, shout out the jelly roll and their whole crew.

Shout out Boston, too. You and, you and Garrett have really been feeling the, the benefits of this show. Last week was Nashville Sounds. Oh, yeah. Getting those tickies. Yeah, and then now the jelly roll thing, the glow up, dude.

Plus 10,000? I tell you something, Jack. Yeah. I fucking love you, bro. I love you. Hell yeah, dude. The boys are back. We're so back.

All right, Bossie, what do you got? My shout out, no free shout out. It goes to, whenever you're cleaning out your closet, or your garage and you find a box that you haven't gone through at all and it almost feels like opening up a time capsule. I found a box from high school and I opened it up. It had like concert tickets.

It had football tickets from when I went to games during high school. It had my puka shell necklace that I wore in high school. It was crazy. It was like opening up a time capsule. That's a fucking great shout-o-no-for- shout-out. Good luck, Mitch.

My shadow, Nervie Shadow goes to, sort of along the line of what JP said, with the weather getting nice. It's being able to put your windows down, turn your music up, and then just put your arm out the window and just drive. And you get up and just play with the wind and everything and just vibe with the nice weather and good music going. You get it up to the mirror too? Yeah. Make sure you're staying good. You don't feel it as much.

Behind it. Yeah, hide behind it. So you get out of there. Crazy. That's a fucking good one, Mitch. A hard one to follow. But my shout-of-free shout-out is going to be when the weather turns

and you can finally cut the AC down low in your house. When you're sleeping, it's nice and chilly. Hell yeah. About the AC, man. Yeah, a cold room is the best, dude, especially when you're going to bed. My shout-out, enough-free shout-out will also pertain to the weather.

And it's something I feel like I must have just realized it this year. But in the wintertime, when you wake up, you kind of just don't hear anything and you get in your car and you go do whatever you're doing. When spring officially hits, I wake up in the morning and I can hear birds chirping, animals waking up like the alive activity of nature. And it is a heartwarming feeling, dude. Springtime's here. A lot of eggs are being hatched.

A little baby birds are coming out. I see birds all over my house. They're using it as a, they're essentially loitering, but they're making their own nest and doing all their shit. It's adorable. So shout out. Birds. Hey, I think one we cannot miss. Shout out moms. It is Mother's Day weekend. Our wives. Hell yeah, dude. Mothers. And if you're somebody without a mother, you know, it's always an opportunity to reflect on the mom that you did have, carry out the legacy,

be there for somebody who might have lost their mother. But shout out to moms, especially. You know, I'm sure you want to shout out the girl, Taylan. Yeah, absolutely. But shout out Taylan and Charo. Shout out Taylor and Char. Incredible mothers. in the moms of this podcast. Just the moms in general. The moms that we deal with on a day-to-day basis watching what they put into it.

Yeah. Outstanding. I was actually driving to go pick up our fourth fucking dog yesterday. Two hours in the car. Taylor's in the co-pilot chair and the kids are back there screaming back and forth. I can't do anything. I'm trying to keep us safe, right?

The work that woman puts in while keeping her temperament down, it was extremely impressive because I was getting frustrated. I tell you what? The patience is incredible. Yeah, of the moms, dude. It is. a thing to see. Because I'm with you.

Sometimes I'll be internally like, hey. What are we doing here? Not where I'll pop you. Yeah. Drop back. She's 13 months old, Will. Yeah.

I'm just kidding. Yeah, they got to grow up sometime. And then I'll look at ruin. I'll beg wait until you were of age. Of age. Yeah, dude. Shout at them.

Anyway, boys, I think that's a good pod, yeah? Good vibes podcast. A little turbulent here and there. We fucking worked through it. We did. It was amazing. I think the NFL NBA thing will be a nice argument

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