Bussin' With The Boys - Our Producer Played Flag Football With Mitch + Inside The Bus Parlay | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

Recorded: 9/11/25 | Welcome back to another Friday hang with boys in the back. First and foremost, we apologize for the audio being weird, we were battling some weather while recording. The boys get i...nto our producer, Matt Malone, playing flag with Mitch. He had been asking for a while to play and finally got his chance and Mitch gives his review on Matt's performance. After that, the guys breakdown NFL week 2 and give you boys a parlay to ride with that has some BIG odds. Let the boys know if y'all are riding with the boys. Also drop in the comments some question you guys have and if you have any specific questions for Coop. Enjoy fellas and much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:43 You got everything going on the audio and everything? You're recording both of them? All right. Let's go. Go ahead. Guys, welcome to episode 38 of Inside the Bus. It's not 38. It's episode 38 of Inside the Bus.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We are here live in studio. Um, Sherm, welcome back. It's been a minute since we've had you on for a full pod. Sherm returns. Thank you guys. I,
Starting point is 00:02:10 I'm glad to be back. Busy boy. It's raining. Busy boy. And honestly, it's been like a really fun week. Uh, Jill and I had like our first dinner date last night.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I had friends over. And Scarlett killed bedtime. And then we like had a slow, rip bedtime, a little morning this morning, like made breakfast. It's been kind of lit. Well,
Starting point is 00:02:33 Brecky. Friends over. none of us there, huh? Yeah. Because we're hanging out with Shirm all night tonight. All night tonight and Jill's 30. Dude, I'm going to get so hammered at her birthday party. I'm going to get hammered at Jill's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Good. That's the goal. Shirm's got an open bar at the house. I can walk there. Sherman, are you getting banged on? I'm pre-gaming Jill's party. You're going to get banged up for you? Yeah, it depends on how much a baby duty I'll be on.
Starting point is 00:02:58 But if I start, well, it's her birthday. I'm going to scare the shit out of Scarlet. but I'll get Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Nightmare, nightmare. You know what I said? So I'm going to scare the shit out of Scarlet. I'm going to get way too drunk.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Will you tell them the story of when you met my dogs for the first time? Jared's going to be in front of it. Can we find that video? I've still never seen the video. I, uh, I mugged the hell out of the scarlet the first time I met her. Jared, you're 24 years old. That baby is, I'm not 24. I'm 25.
Starting point is 00:03:32 25. Jared's 25 now, y'all. You're going to mug a baby. I, Fortnite emote it all over, Scarlett. I don't like the way that sounded. I don't like the way that sounded. Tell them what you did when you first met my dogs. And we all know dogs aren't safe around Jared.
Starting point is 00:03:46 For real. That's true. Check out episode two. Wait, because I gave away that dog. Gave away is a loose term, but yeah. Well, I mean, then check out episode seven where Jared argues dogs in the bed. You don't have to put that thing in your mouth, brother. Like this.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I was talking more about when you met a goose for the first time and you were going, ah, in his face, and goose started freaking out. It's my favorite thing to do with dogs. He looks at me and goes, hey, he's kind of hyper.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah. I don't know why it's my favorite thing to do a dog. It's just like, ah, and they all, like, they match the energy. Like,
Starting point is 00:04:25 sure? Humans don't do that. Dogs do that. Like, Maple every morning when I wake up, I just turn around. Like, I grab her face.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I was like, and then she goes all like she runs all around the bed she's trying to run away she has nowhere to go no she loves it dude dogs love when you go crazy she tells you like why are you acting like that I go crazy at least once a day with the dogs I just love with the yo sheriff
Starting point is 00:04:50 he's kind of hyper you got you got to match your dogs like you got to show your dogs that you have Zumi's once a day that's true that's kind of like my attitude on it I get real serious that's kind of my mantra on. I do cheer on Zumi's when I see it. Like I try to embrace
Starting point is 00:05:06 Zumbis. It's kind of that. A little pat on the ass. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I swear. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Keep going. That's literally so true. I will start cheering on Riggly in the front yard. I start doing a high pitch voice. Go Riggly, go. Go. Riggly go. And it literally juices them up.
Starting point is 00:05:22 You start going harder. I basically just do that, but I just do Zumis. Like I start the Zumis. And then she's like, oh, we're doing it. and then she just goes nuts. We'll do it to Scarlet. You shouldn't do it, I guess, with your not dogs that aren't yours. I guess that is kind of disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:05:40 No, I didn't find it disrespectful. I found it funny. Maybe I shouldn't do it to your friend's newborn baby. Probably not. You do have my permission to do that to Scarlet on Jill's 30. Guys, that is rain if you were hearing that. The skies are opening up. I've never heard of rain.
Starting point is 00:05:58 How does it sound in the mic? Probably pretty shitty. You can hear it You can absolutely hear it We're like five feet away from it I feel like it's just a little pass by I feel like it's rained half the times We've done this
Starting point is 00:06:10 I really feel like it has it I don't remember any time it's ever rained I don't know I don't know Kim I forgot to put my grill cover on I'm pissed I have my grill cover on I'm getting wet
Starting point is 00:06:23 Let's dive into that We want to dive into that Or we want to dive into Yeah, well, speaking of rain, last night did not rain. Mitch, you had a flag football game, correct? I had a flag football game. We, first one of the season, and we were running low on guys, and everybody here knows that Matt has been on his,
Starting point is 00:06:50 I don't know, I don't want to say. Matt's the producer, by the way. Matt, yeah, Matt, our producer, chop Malone, as we call him or Ferda. But Matt has been wanting to play. and show off his athleticism for a very long time now on Monday, was it Tuesday that I made you, we didn't make you try out, but you did a little,
Starting point is 00:07:11 Tuesday we ran some, ran some routes in the, in the street. And so we were short, we were short a couple guys. Matt, while you can sit down, I'll hit the switcher while you try and defend yourself. Class act. But, uh, round of applause, round of applause. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Fresh haircut. too. Matt Malone. Appreciate it. Oh boy. Here we go. So we get home, I get home last night. Fowl is like, are we going to have enough for tonight? I'm like, we have five.
Starting point is 00:07:51 He's like, we definitely need one more. And I was like, all right. I know a guy. And Fowl's like, all right, call him. So I literally start dialing the phone and I said, watch this. I think it was one ring. Yeah. It was like one or two rings.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Mad answers. He's like, what's up, dude? I can already tell he's at the gym, like, your number has been called. And he's like, dude, are you serious? Let's go. So. I get off the squat, right? Yeah, he ended up showing up.
Starting point is 00:08:18 And he, like, Matt is, like, can hold his own. I'm not going to say he made anything crazy, did anything crazy. Like, oh, shit, like, nothing like when Jack, nothing like when Jack showed up and just, like, one-handed snagged. And I'm like, oh, yeah, we got a guy. but Matt Matt showed up and did his thing serviceable two drops though I was I still
Starting point is 00:08:43 I couldn't sleep last night after that like that first drop for the extra point you had a couple and like that last well that last one was just like you yucked it up I mean the last yeah the last couple drives
Starting point is 00:08:56 I was trying to force feature the ball and it's not really my game I don't think I think I'm not really a white out anymore but that first yeah that extra point I'm glad it didn't hurt us in the end yeah we dubbed them I'm not going to lie. He had a crazy performance.
Starting point is 00:09:10 He went, he went crazy. It's good, too, side note that you were free. Like, you had no plans last night, right? I never have plans, no. Like, there was no prior plans? No, I was. No canceled plans? Damn.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah, I got stood up last night. Did not get stood up, bro. Just side notes. I didn't actually get, I didn't get stood up. We'll, we're linking up next week. There you go. He had a date planned. But Mitch made my date.
Starting point is 00:09:37 because I was like pretty bummed out about it. As I'm leaving the shop, he's like, hey, I'm mad. If you need somebody, I'm mad. I'm like, all right, Matt. So he calls me, I'm at the squad rack. You in? It felt like a like a draft pick. Like it was, I thought it was like Pete Carroll calling me.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I'm D.K. Matt Cab. He was like, you ready to go? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. And, um, I was pumped. But yeah, my performance was just, I mean, I, dude, honestly, I think I've just, I play better defense. I mean, defense isn't that hard. I mean, all right.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I had a sick pass deflection. I could, dude, there's no way I could have picked that. That was like, I had to dive. If you would have had like, I don't want to say football like you because that, like, if you got your head around quicker and like knew it was coming to you. Maybe, maybe. That's first game. You still did make a play on it.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. First game jitters. I mean, Calvin Ridley had two drops against the Broncos. And I was watching literally football highlights last night after it, just trying to, trying to get better. and so... No, it was fun, though. I had a blast. Is Matt comparing himself to NFL star Calvin Ridley?
Starting point is 00:10:50 No, I'm not comparing. That's what you just said. Honestly, yeah, you know what? I am comparing. I'm standing ten toes on it. I'm comparing. But not like I'm Calvin Ridley, but he had two drops on his debut
Starting point is 00:11:01 and I'm ready. Gee! I'm talking about my shitty football performance yesterday. Are you in here full time now? Or you just could be. Just spotlighted. Okay. This is like a zoom in and inside the bus spotlight.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Holy shit. No. That's not get that confused. But I like the guys. I like the team. You guys have a good squad. Yeah. And it sucks, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Like this league two years ago was super competitive. And then the last two seasons that we played in this league, it's just not what it was. The other team was weird luck and for sure. Like they're like they dog walked. So we got there early. The first game was at like where they were playing at 730. They had a double header. the team that they played was bad and they like dogwalked them and then we dogwalk the team like won the game before so it's like the competitiveness isn't there so it's not as like fun and like serious in that way but then it also makes it more fun because you're just messing around I mean dude you were bawling out I'm not gonna lie like Mitch had like that first hut you had like like low key moss a dude and I was sitting there like I'm so pissed Brooke didn't have the camera rolling for it she wasn't she wasn't she wasn't recording
Starting point is 00:12:13 We need someone to go film Mitch's flag games, like for real. A hundred percent. This is not a shot at Brooke at all, but we have heard many times. She was trying to help her get the focus gone. Yeah, she should just watch. She doesn't have to man the camera. And I'm not, like, I don't ever like, hey, listen, I want, like, if you're going to come, I don't want you to feel like you're working with it.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Because there was another. That's why we need a hire somebody. I like to imagine that you all have, like a perfect relationship and this is the only thing you'll argue about. No, no, not at all. You're getting huge. Well, brother. You got one at boss that guy. Literally, I did do that.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I was like, did you get that when? She's like, she just had a fat smile on our face. I'm like, you didn't get it. Did you? Dude, did you hear? Babe, I'll talk later. They were talking a little shit. They were talking a little shit.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Like, oh, did you get that on camera? I'm like, bro, you just got moss and your chop. Like, they were. And your chop. And that team was so chopped. And yeah, bro. Did you get a haircut? I did.
Starting point is 00:13:03 And then I should have heard the excuses he was making because he was dropping. Bro, my hair was in my eyes every time I was running. He had to put on Fowl's hat. And guess what I had to catch that drive. I'm telling you, dude, like... I think everything's fakes now that the hair has been cut. I did want to highlight that. How's his route running?
Starting point is 00:13:19 Did you cover that? No, I told him, hey, Matt, run straight, and he's just going across the field. Dude, I don't... Like, they were playing... Going against a grain. He is not what I'm like, you know, if you run straight, it's a one-on-one ball. I'm just going to throw it up. Like, I was trying to get you the ball.
Starting point is 00:13:35 No, I know. I know. I just don't think that's my game, dude. Like, I think I'm just like a little... You're a little slot guy. Let him do his thing. I will say, Matt, was very good at rushing the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Like not that he got any sacks, but like he got the guy off platform and anything. I thought I was playing better like... Damn, we got to get some film. I was locking that dude down with the bullshit-ass frat shirt he had on, the Lipscomb kid.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah, he comes up to me, this dude was wearing a fraternity shirt on. He's like, hey, this is so-and-so frat. This is war. This is person. Well, no, this kid I know started his own, this kid who played hockey. Actually, I'm not going to...
Starting point is 00:14:07 Oh, Jared. All right. I think my time's done on that. The good news is he did get a haircut, so no more drops. No more drops. You got a brick hands. I had a blast. It was so fun.
Starting point is 00:14:21 No, like as much as I was, like, giving you a hard time out there and like just fucking. I'm coachable. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I'm like, I'm happy you were able to come out and like it was fun. Are you going to, do I get another callback eventually? If we need somebody, absolutely. Fuck yeah. That's all I needed.
Starting point is 00:14:34 That's all I needed. Maybe, maybe I not, we might need to get Ryan out for a game and then see who does better. I will play. I will. Live trials. You're running from the grind?
Starting point is 00:14:43 No, I'm not running from the grind. It's a competition? Yeah, all right. How about me and Ryan? Like, no, no, let Ryan go out there. Let Ryan go out there. But I'm telling you I'm better than Ryan. And Ryan's my boy.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Damn, you hear that, Ryan? Yeah, you heard that first. Hey, we need to have a combine. Yeah, like something. That's what I was about to say, like something. Listen, I've been trying to do a bus and combine since I got here. Mitch just wants to hold that most athletic. That would be fun to do an entire office one,
Starting point is 00:15:09 but it would be fun to do a Ferta versus Nolan Ryan. Because you know Matt would be like trying to be the most, just like I would be trying to the most out of us. Yeah, I will take that 200%. I'm not going to let, again, Ryan is my guy, but I'm not letting him out athletic meat at all ever. I don't know, dude. He's got a silky arm. He's got a silky jumper too. He does five reps on the bench.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Oh. How many did? How many did you get? Okay. I'm not going to say, but. How many did you get? 25. How many did Ryan get?
Starting point is 00:15:38 Like, I'm not going to say it. I think, yeah, I don't think Ryan got that many. I'm telling you. If we're going to, like, I got one on him. Let him stop. Let him play. I pulled a hammy.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's my boy. He'll probably do well, but I'll do better. Okay. All right, but I did have fun. No, and I, we, it was a blast. We did have fun. That was a blast.
Starting point is 00:15:55 But did you guys go out without me last night? No, it was 9.30. Because I heard a little rumbling about Centennial. I was like, oh, like, is Michigan? No. You guys kept it. We went home, showered, and went to bed. I was like, I was thinking, like.
Starting point is 00:16:11 This isn't intermereals. I had to get up and get like my U-Haul because your boy's moving. He's moving. Come on. Nice segue. Hey, also, can I safely say if you guys were going out, he would a million percent get the invite. Yeah, dude. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I was making sure. It's like that's. That's where all this energy is coming from. I'm saying that's where I would. At the very end. And y'all don't go over there. That's where I would have stepped up for sure. Like you would have been impressed on that point.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I thought I was like, oh, okay. I didn't have a bunch of catches, like I'll get a bunch of beer. We did, we, I promise you this, we did not go out. So don't worry.
Starting point is 00:16:49 You didn't miss any. I was like, dude, I had two drops. Like, you think they fucking. Fow was, in the car,
Starting point is 00:16:53 like, what's in the car? If I was cramping in the car, we had to go home. God, dude. You're just, the team,
Starting point is 00:16:57 the team is quick. Who's the guy that's, uh, I feel like we've exhausted this topic. I got to take a place. I'll be right back. He's quick. He's good.
Starting point is 00:17:05 That guy's quick. No, they have a good squad uh see later coop this boring this story it's pretty boring i just got bored i got to i don't have any of know what hey what are those weekends plans what are the plans moving yeah where are we going out you want to you want to come to a distillery with me i'll be in knoxville then why the hell do you ask i was just asking you what he all did not not to kick it back to jill's 30th but i did just want to put it on furtus radar did you forget that half of us will be gone no i did i i did i
Starting point is 00:17:37 Oh, okay. When you sent that, I was like, oh, no, did he forget that we're gone? No, not at all. And it's like, it's 100% an open invite thing to where if y'all have friends in town, hit people up, like, I might just tip my group text to me like, hey, guys, there's a party at this house on Saturday. I'm serious. We don't know that many people here in Nash.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Honestly, God, that sounds so much better than going out anywhere else. But I was going to say, how do you play? He's even. Let's go. Been worse. You missed a flag recap. Look at him. We don't have to talk about it anymore.
Starting point is 00:18:17 He dropped some passes because his hair was a little too long. Don't worry. He got a haircut. Yeah, we don't have to die back. They had fun. That was the serviceable. He got, he's getting another opportunity.
Starting point is 00:18:28 That's all I need. That's all I need. You 100% can. And what I wanted to tell you is some of Jill's single nurse friends will be at the birthday party. That's like Matt. It's a kryptonite. You said what?
Starting point is 00:18:40 A dog. Or I live with Gunner. Yeah. I mean, if they haven't gotten the invite, they are invited. It's her 30th birthday. Are they like, how old are they? Most of the people at on her floor at the hospital or your age, like, 22 to like 26. A lot of my girls.
Starting point is 00:19:01 I know most girls my age. All right, Matt. Matt, back to producer chair. Hold on. Tennessee has a great nursing program How old are they there your age? I'll probably know. You might.
Starting point is 00:19:14 They're probably like people I know. But it's sounding like you will come and... I'll be there for sure. Well, that's promising. That's a good start. They have a guest bedroom. Michigan margaritas and Nebraska and Gronies. Isn't that what you said?
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah, Nebraska Nogonies or Michigan mudslides. Yeah, Michigan mudslides, margaritas or Moscow meals. Thank Godly. If what's up, if Ferda got too banged up
Starting point is 00:19:42 at Jill's birthday party and had to crash in our guest room, this is so awkward. That might be here, Jack, you take the
Starting point is 00:19:47 seat back in that night. This is just, this is so awkward. You want to sit in between me and Jack? Watch your hand. Viewers, we're going to have to
Starting point is 00:19:57 take a second because it's going to get really awkward between the guys. You're good. Here, Jack, I'm going to sit on the couch. Jack,
Starting point is 00:20:04 come here. So, Hey, as our producer, can you get us more equipment? Remember, you asked me like a week ago, you said, I really hate working on the weekends. Can I just be a producer here? It looks so easy. Where's our mics? The second time you told me that today.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah, we can't derail this whole pod. It already is. We'll be good. Guys, a little behind the same side of the bus. The way this podcast started is we took the equipment from every other show here, like in the off season. And we built the studio. And then now that football season just start back, we are just scraping by.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah, here, honestly, you can't tell. Cut to Mitch and Garrett's camera. Let's go. POV. Yeah, this is a POV shot. We're rocking here. This is the POV. Honestly, I think we've done a decent job.
Starting point is 00:21:18 All the artwork, too, is basically just repurpose stuff. But it falls off the wall. stuff that's been out on the we've gotten to. So again, I don't know if you, if you're tuning for the first time ever, uh, Sherm, if you want to hold that jersey up. Oh, absolutely. We got our first piece of fan mail.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Shout out Mike and Neskech. Is it high school Frank H. It's Ryan Yichick. Archbishop Ryan. Oh, is it? Okay. Gotcha. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Uh, if you guys want to send this stuff, we'll put whatever pretty much as long as we're just. Should we just? Hey, it's us to Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
Starting point is 00:21:57 We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
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Starting point is 00:24:48 Send it to your old house? Yeah, but it's going to go in. going to take it. Like, hey, did you get a package for Mitch? Yeah, and it'll just fall off the wall like everything else. Damn, Jared. This is what? Well, I'm personally upset because I hung all that stupid shit up there. Jared. Dude, what do you love?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Maple, blue, Minecraft, MacGrav, Michigan. In that order? In that order. Love my dogs, love my Minecraft, that I love my girl. What else do you need? Nothing. I played Minecraft. last night.
Starting point is 00:25:24 You want to get into that? I think on the topic of football, let's go over. Garrett and JP aren't aware but you guys can pull up your Fandil Sportsbook app. Shout out with Fandall.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Best gambling platform on the planet. We are building an inside-the-bus parlay so it will be seven legs. We could even let Chop get in on this one if you wants it. We got to do it. We got to do just us for now. Chop will get in there.
Starting point is 00:25:50 We got a hit. Sorry, Matt. I tried. I was willing to feed me your pick. I'll throw your. All right. So Mitch, I don't know if you want to go. You must have not played very well.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Yeah. You must have not played very well. We're trying to get Gere and JP a little bit of time. Yeah. So my pick is going to be the Patriots plus one and a half against the dolphins. The dolphins are in shambles right now. No, just NFL. Just NFL.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah, the dolphins are dead. and they just got a beat down from the cults. And I think Braves and the Patriots, Patriots plus one and a half. Did we move that? Earlier, I was going to take the Eagles over the Chiefs, one and a half. And then we started talking about the injuries that Kansas City has been facing. We've been talking about how the Eagles could even blast the Chiefs in this game. A lot of people expecting the Chiefs to lose.
Starting point is 00:26:48 So that I changed my mind, and we're going Chiefs. plus one and a half because these are the types of games that the Chiefs have no business winning, and they still find a way. Bang. I am going, the Atlanta Falcons, I think, are better than people realize. They have a huge Sunday night football matchup this weekend against the Minnesota Vikings. Minnesota Vikings look shaky for like three quarters against a Bears team that I don't think is that good. I'm taking Falcons plus three and a half on Sunday night football to cover and
Starting point is 00:27:20 I think they're going to win personally. So what's your pick? My pick is the Balkans, plus three and a half. Someone putting this together? Yeah. Do we have to do spreads? No, if you want to do a player problem, we could have done that. Yeah, I mean, I got, I can pick a team.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Or wait, y'all should say yours first, so I don't say anybody. I mean, I was going to go Lions, my six and a half, but then I think about Ben Johnson. And he was the old O.C. of the Lions. He's now the head coach of the Bears. but the way the bears just absolutely shit the bed on, what was that, Sunday night? Or Monday night, yeah, Monday night football. The Lions look you shit the bed too, though.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Yeah, I know. But the Packers are. The only thing that Provincingum taking the Lions minus six and a half is the Ben Johnson effect. And honestly, I just don't think the bears are developed enough to hang with the line. So I'm going to go with my gut and take lines minus six and a half. So the Browns are going to be taking on the Ravens The Ravens are heavy 11 and a half favorites What I'm going to do is I'm going to move that line down to seven and a half
Starting point is 00:28:28 Ravens by seven and a half I'm not even going to read all this I got GROC to give me all the reasons why seven and a half is a good pick And I'm not going to I don't even understand You want to do seven and a half or six and a half six and a half Six and a half is a better because yeah The thing's just one one button Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:28:43 That's what it's. Grock typo Grock typo. Grog, sorry, guys. I will do Bengals Jaguars. I'm going to do Bengals Money Line because it's minus 180. I like that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I love that. I'm going to go Bengals Money Line. I couldn't love that more. That was going to be one. All right. You guys help me with this one because I'm between the Cowboys covering four and a half against the Giants or the Broncos covering against the Colts two and a half. I like the Cowboys.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I like the Cowboys. I do too. Not that I'm like, not that I am worried about the Broncos Colts game. I just. Colts, Maliwap. The Dolphins. The Dolphins. But is it because the Colts are good or because the dolphins are bad?
Starting point is 00:29:30 I also think Denver's, obviously Denver's defense is good. Also, it probably doesn't matter for this week just because the nature football. But like the Cowboys own the Giants every single time they play. Very true. Like, own them bad. So we want four and a half? Yeah, I like that. Where did he do you want to do?
Starting point is 00:29:47 No, let's do it. All right, so I have that all together. Patriots plus one and a half, Chiefs plus one and a half, Falcons plus three and a half, Detroit minus six and a half, Baltimore, alternate spread minus six and a half, Sinci Money Line and Dallas minus four and a half, plus $52,55. Put $10 on that to win $525. Let's go. Charge it to the game.
Starting point is 00:30:12 That feels good. That low-key feels good. Low key feels good. It does. After this weekend, after this weekend, we have, if, Jack, if Stu hits, we might have to. We might have to. For a night, which would have been last night. So it wouldn't matter.
Starting point is 00:30:30 So I guess we can revisit it. But when we landed in New York last night, lady texted me and said, you want to give a background who Stu is. Yeah, she's my buddy from high school. And last week on NFL, he went 10 and 0. on picks and he's not just like looking at stats he's looking at quarterback birth charts like astrology and i mean he just said stats were never going to be enough and you know you think it's kind of crazy and kooky until this motherfucker goes 10 and no in NFL and he was also like i want to say eight and one um in college football so and i i tailed him on a bunch stuff so we're calling it
Starting point is 00:31:10 the chun method his name's steward chun shout out stew We might have time on the show as well if he keeps it up. But he said commanders when I land it, which made me a little nervous, especially home game in Green Bay, with all the hype around the Packers. And I know the commanders have just as much juice. But then he texted me as I was landing back in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And he goes, I think I've switched. And he thinks it's going to be a, well, let me read the exact text. So I don't bouch this. Because he's a man of many words. Yeah. If you, yeah. He said there's a chance I may change my page.
Starting point is 00:31:43 today looks like a better day for Jordan than Jaden. So I said, let me know. He said, we'll do. So at this point, it looks like he's going to switch to Packers, which in reality makes me more calm. But also, it's like maybe it is the commanders. But I don't know. I'm going to tail him with whatever he does.
Starting point is 00:32:03 As of right now, I, he's taking, I'm assuming he's going to take the Packers, but I will tweet out before the game, whether the Chun method is on Packers or commanders just so it is out there in the ether so you guys can go back and look to see if he was right. But man, I hope he continues this street because I'm trying to get him on the locker room.
Starting point is 00:32:22 I've already talked to Will. I'm like, if he goes another historic weekend, like you'll have to legitimately consider him coming on for like a five minutes second. Is Stu a generational talent? I mean, he's on the verge of being a generational gambler or just like a generational statistician mixed him with birth charts and...
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yeah, Horoscope. So maybe your crazy X was right. I don't know. I don't know. I know Matt like that one. But yeah. Sweet. So take our parley.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Let's move on from football. What else we want to talk about? You want to get into Minecraft? Thank you. So, thank you, of course. So my realm, no,
Starting point is 00:33:02 I mean, it's not going to act. I wish I wanted to break down the construction I've been doing on the world. I would love to hear about it, honestly. Do you have a time limit on how long you play?
Starting point is 00:33:14 No. Just because of... Oh, the back. Minecraft's the one game that all limits are off. PubGit's that we gotta get off by 12. This game you gotta get. Minecraft is like therapeutic for the brain. It's common.
Starting point is 00:33:27 It is alone. You just building stuff, you're mining stuff. And if you're like locked in. Me and my buddy Samuel, shout out Samuel Sheffield. We've been working on a subway system on this world for the last three years.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And we just, we just had like an opening day for that. The subway system is open to the public. Ribbon cutting? Let's go. We now have a subway system that goes from the main house to the main town. This is like Elon's tunnel he wants to build.
Starting point is 00:33:51 It's like a 45 second long ride, which is very long across the world. That would be a... Do what? It took you three years. Legitimately, yeah. That's insane. We've had this world since COVID.
Starting point is 00:34:04 We pay monthly to have this world. What's the name of your world? I think it's literally called like Samuel's Gamer Taggs World because it's technically like he's paying for it. sometimes I don't remind him, but sometimes I'm paying for it. But he's been paying for this for... Samuel? Vimmo request, Jared.
Starting point is 00:34:19 That's insane. It's like not that cheap. It's like 10 or 15 bucks a month, which is cheap, but it's like for a Minecraft world. For five years. But Minecraft matters. It's so fun now. A lot of people get Nintendo Switches, we got to run a Mario cart. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:34:33 If we did that, we'd need to do an inside-the-bus stream. Yeah. Who all has switches here? I just got a Switching Jazz. Yeah, I just got a Switch on. Mine's not even mine, so, and it's just, it's the original one. And I've been grinding Mario card, so if y'all want to do a tournament? Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Have you been playing that more than... I have one, just out of doing one. Mitch has a great... If the Chun method hits, I'll buy one. That driving game, we used to play at your house, or that you made a drinking game. Or it Schlesz? Yeah, where it does the random... Or...
Starting point is 00:35:03 We should all lay bets that would make us win enough money for a switch. Yeah, if our parlay. Our parlay. I think. What I'm saying? If we hit the parlay, if I think literally a switch is 500 bucks, right? If we hit the parlay,
Starting point is 00:35:17 I will buy a switch the next day. We'll call it the Nintendo Switch Parlay. We all agree on that. If we win this parlay, each of us, then we will all buy a switch. No. I'm not buying one.
Starting point is 00:35:26 You do? Just not a new one. You're good. I'm not buying another one. Yeah, you're good. Coup, you got to buy something. What would you want to buy? A new game.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Maybe I'll buy a new game. Maybe I'll buy a new game. Maybe another controller. You and I will buy wings for the stream. deal. Damn, let's go. $500 for the wing. We all have a understanding that if we hit it,
Starting point is 00:35:49 we have to make one purchase with the amount. Yeah, we are. Switches. This one doesn't hit. Then the next one, if there's ever something else, we have to make a $500 purchase. Maybe if we hit a fat one,
Starting point is 00:36:00 we can get another microphone. You think we can get this on fan, like the app? Definitely not. Check out the inside of the bus. We gotta hit one. We got to hit one. first.
Starting point is 00:36:11 True. Will and Taylor don't have to hit to get on there. Starting this week, we're hitting them. We're good. They put Will and Taylor.
Starting point is 00:36:16 We can ask. Yeah, I mean, they seem pretty cool. Shout out Fandall. Fandall, you're sick. I can talk a little bit about New York today because there's one little interesting piece. It just kind of sucked,
Starting point is 00:36:29 but it's just how things go when you travel. We fly out. So you're listening to this, if you're listening to it tomorrow, Friday, September 12th. today, September 11th. Also, let's take a little moment of silence, September 11th. Thank you to all the people who sacrificed our lives.
Starting point is 00:36:47 There's a serious moment on this pod that we don't have many of, but thank you. Well, I was going to like, after I said it, like, do it, but you get to gist. One, flying into New York on 9-11, interesting idea. I was halfway there, and Shannon, she texted me and she's like, you're flying in New York on 9-11 and I was like oh yeah cool all right like you just kind of like all right I'm gonna text you when I land
Starting point is 00:37:16 let you know like I we're good so obviously we're fun we go to the hotel we get in our rooms like 1230 JP and I went last week we discussed this they thought they put us in the four seasons they put us in like the four points it was a it was a mess of a hotel so they upgrades just like a
Starting point is 00:37:34 a loft hotel so it was nice especially like the lobby and stuff the rooms were fine my sheets though were killing me they were scratching I cannot sleep with a t-shirt on but I had to last night so it was like
Starting point is 00:37:46 yeah I like I was like I'm not able to go to sleep so it's 1230 by the time my head it's the pillow we gotta be up at like five I had my alarm set for 510 because we got to be in the lobby 530 to go down there
Starting point is 00:37:59 right as I'm about to get like I swear it's like that little moment where you like think your sleep crazy loud alarm goes off for 25 minutes a fire alarm went off in our hotel and it just did not stop and so there was a really loud siren going on that sounded like it was coming out outside because I had like a avenue facing room and then it would switch every like 15 seconds to cadence and it would be like a fire alarm in your high school but in a room smaller than this so
Starting point is 00:38:32 and you just hear people opening their doors outside the hallway so you're just like someone hopefully is reporting this because it is not going to be me I brag I'm like and then it got to a point where it just never went off so I'm timing it where in my head I can hear the outside alarm and I'm not like hearing it as much
Starting point is 00:38:50 but then when it went inside in your room it is piercing so I had it perfectly synced up to where right when I heard that one like the cadence drop I just plug the ear and then I remember just waking up in a rush I looked at
Starting point is 00:39:06 phone and like in hindsight it said 351 but I read it as 5 51 and last week Will was like 5 10 minutes late getting down and it like ruined his morning and you just don't ever want to be that guy like it's in reality it's not the biggest deal but it is and you just don't want to be that guy because when you're not that guy you're like oh dude I I really I'm good for the rest of the day and so at 350 I like I rush up and I'm like I'm getting in the shower even though I had showered at like midnight. Like so I didn't have to shower. And then I,
Starting point is 00:39:40 like, yeah, and then I just kind of hit me and I was like, oh my gosh, 3.50. I was like, at least the alarms out on. Fell asleep, woke up at like 505 for the alarm. Just kind of set up and was like, all right. But,
Starting point is 00:39:52 dude, the people at ESPN are so cool. All the dudes, same guys are there last week. The omelets, finally got the unlimited one with all the toppings. They kind of, they kind of got mad at me last week. But, yeah,
Starting point is 00:40:05 Overall, it's going to be a really good relationship, and Will and Taylor are dialing in. They're actually going to do a, actually, I probably shouldn't even say this. I'll tell it off camera. But, yeah, overall, continue to watch Get Up on Thursday mornings at 8 a.m. Eastern, 9 p.m. 9 a.m. Central. It's a fun show. They had Hawk on today, Andrew Hawkins, which is cool. Shefty's always a legend.
Starting point is 00:40:30 So is Orlovsky. How about Taylor getting the Tana Hill question? That's a troll job. by then it has to be uh hymbo is the guy who asked those questions and he was like hey we're gonna do that segment next um and he like show me the questions and i was like i was like is it is it tan hill and he's like yes and he was like taylor was on concussion protocol then so in my mind i mean he he's probably not going to get it even if he was playing in that game and he ends up texting me and i give him the information i was just like it's tan hill it's like you were
Starting point is 00:41:02 concussed it was a 27 to three game and so i think they're intentionally said that wrong to have fun with the joke but next week he was like we're coming for two and one I don't want any any hint so I appreciated Taylor being like you know what I know the answer but I did not know the answer
Starting point is 00:41:20 was giving the answer because he wanted it and he still chose to take the fall so I thought that was honorable how come I saw on the post did he get into the set late it wasn't even like late we were there with plenty of time they were
Starting point is 00:41:35 his hair was not cooperating. It was so funny. The girls doing it were keeping him longer. And he was like, I really got to go. It was like 7.57. They got to be on it at 8. And they got to mic him up. And he got, he got out.
Starting point is 00:41:47 And it was crazy. And he's like, they weren't happy with it. I'm not happy with it. So, but right as he walked in, yeah, those guys started operating. They were stressing out trying to get his mic on. And he got on. Because, you know, in those shows,
Starting point is 00:42:00 they always do like, it'll be like a VEO of Greenie, like talking about like the, pocket ahead and like what's been going on and so in reality he probably had like an extra minute and a half but he got on what's funny about that this morning this morning one of uh like our buddies that we do our boy trip with texted in the group chat and says coop does your boss wear a wig looks like he just woke up did he send a photo or just saying that he just said it he was watching he just said it i mean i have like uh his hair looks like last week when you did like the surfboard on his hair.
Starting point is 00:42:37 It just looks so unnatural. But he has such good hair. Such a thick hair line and like, yeah. I mean, I guess it's because he's always, it's always, he's always wearing hats. So, like, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:42:50 But like, I don't know. I don't think they need to do his hair. Oh, like the way they do. You cut, I mean, you kind of have to in,
Starting point is 00:42:56 in TV. It looks it bad on TV. It doesn't look bad. What are you all talking about? I don't look that. I would have never noticed that what, like, I don't know. It just looks more poofy.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I miss his hair and I'm like, I wish my hair was... It might just be a little long right now. Yeah, it's the guy's just slack, dude. No, I'm just saying like... It's a joke. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name?
Starting point is 00:43:20 Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how did we... How do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
Starting point is 00:43:39 I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
Starting point is 00:43:58 where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Hey, I'm Jared Adano.
Starting point is 00:44:17 You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people
Starting point is 00:44:36 in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice.
Starting point is 00:44:56 One ring is too scary. Oh, cream a chicken suit. Hey, cream A cream chicken suit. This is help from a hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest advice from the dumbest. people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura podcast network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself
Starting point is 00:45:18 about love or relationships can then shape my behavior and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery
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Starting point is 00:46:06 Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. He has the best hair in the shop. Maybe next to yours. Keep going. And like he always, he's worried about losing his hair. It's like, bro, shut up. Look at my hair line. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Chopp might have the best hair. You could be in the running. You could be in the running. He might be podium, top three. Ryan's got a good hair too. Great hair. The middle part. Matt, do you think you have better hair than Ryan?
Starting point is 00:46:42 Ryan's a handsome boy. The rivalry continues. But yeah. Go watch ESPN. How long we've been going? Damn. Should we do, like, people can submit questions when we talk about it to help fill this dead hair? We should.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I actually love that. We need a little hashtag going. Wait, I think there was some tier talk for some of us on. Yeah, what should we call it? Guys, y'all should send out those questions. Coup would fucking love that. Yeah, DM them, DM them to Coupe. I forgot how to act.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Birthday, man. Birthday week. Jared's birthday. Nah, I got too much love. Maybe not enough love. Everybody want to give me a spanking. 25 of them? How you did in that photo?
Starting point is 00:47:38 Thank you guys, all the fans for all the birthday wishes. DM, Jared. It actually was one. This morning. Anything fun happening at the golf tournament, Jake? Golf tournament. I actually met a guy that knows Jack and Garrett. More so Jack, because he's closer in age.
Starting point is 00:47:53 His name's Reed. He does documentaries. What's his last thing? He went to Brentwood. Reed Manglesdorf? No. Dude, I'm telling you this guy. Matt probably knows him.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Reed Smith. Reed Smith. He's friends with early. He played basketball. So he's closer to. I feel like I got to see this guy. Joey. He's in between James and Joe.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Gotcha. Gotcha. Go Bruins. Dude, he, like, he shoots documentaries where he goes to Nepal. He goes to Uganda. Oh, he's out there. He is out there and hit child soldiers type. For golf tournaments?
Starting point is 00:48:27 Literally. No, no, for world. But today I'm, today I'm doing this talk on this golf tournament. World issues. Like, we think so. We think bad things happen here. Dude, this guy has been in, like, the front lines of insane things. So it was cool to meet him.
Starting point is 00:48:42 And they were all falling around his brother. So that was fun Because I just went solo And then I ended up walking with his family for Does he have his own channel Like is it a channel or is he do him for a company He's independent so people will hire him out to join their documentary team Oh nice
Starting point is 00:48:58 Or they'll hire his documentary company Oh cool where was the golf course or which golf course are Oh nice Legendary nice Do y'all remember like side note on that what happened to that dude that made the coni 2012 documentary Go ahead Jared I remember Connie very vividly
Starting point is 00:49:13 but like I don't remember that time of life In crash out Within like a year after Because I mean remember that was the biggest thing on earth Like that was like He he like had a full crash out Because of how big it got Like he never thought it would get that big
Starting point is 00:49:27 And like there's like a video of him like Naked walking the streets of L.A. Like tweaking out And then I think he went like on Oprah I just watched this video about the other day The way The way he explained it kind of was sad He's like I've been like trying to push this thing
Starting point is 00:49:42 My entire life like almost how they say about like Olympic like gold medalist where it's like kind of depressing after. He's like my life's mission was like Coney. And then it became the biggest thing on earth. I forget what it even was about. Like child soldiers. Stopping Coney.
Starting point is 00:49:56 And it's crazy because like no one talks about it. Next question. He did like end it. Like it worked like this like the guy like apparently like his whole army like. Now he's like hiring child soldiers to get a new rebellion going. It's like way worse. Anyway, sorry. That was the call turn.
Starting point is 00:50:10 How did it? How'd your boy? While we were speaking about football. He finished even. So it's day one. That's good. This is the Corn Fairy Tour Finals. And so now there's like more people get cut after each tournament.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Yeah. So instead of like, you know, the typical 72 that make it. Now it's like only 60 make it. Next week, only 50 will make it. So it's like, is there like a cut line or how does this like? They'll know after today. Yeah. You got to have two days.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Evens usually safe for a cut line. they'd be in front of right? No. I would say, Really? Like at the end of tomorrow, I bet he would have to be like four under. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Did, uh, are they playing from the tips? I'm trying to figure out how long it is. It's what it, they're playing from the furthest ones. Yeah. Tipped out, boy. Legends.
Starting point is 00:51:04 It's where Vandy, it's Vandy's home facility. Awesome course. Yeah, it's sick. They have two 18s out there. That's a real supporter. Yeah. Because I mean,
Starting point is 00:51:13 I would have been a one. one day guy. It would have been tomorrow, though. I would have been a one whole guy. Well, he teed off, he teed off this morning. Oh, me, that's different. Yeah, it's way different. I don't, I feel like this golfer guy is no, like, not to say to him and JPM aren't
Starting point is 00:51:28 close, but probably aren't the level of friendship that Garrett and I are, but I mean, realistically, if I could be on the bad. It would depend on the person. If it was even someone like remotely close that I believed in, yeah, I'd want to be out there. All go for me. Yeah. Yeah, what do you mean? Four.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Damn it. We know you were making the cut, but we'd be out there. Yeah, whenever you tee up, demon home. Happy Gilmore. I wonder what those nerves are like. Oh, man. I mean, dude. Was there anybody, like, were there a lot of people out there?
Starting point is 00:51:58 I was going to ask that. A decent amount. It's tough on a Thursday. Saturday there will be people. I remember going growing up to watch on Saturdays. That Blades kid is in the mix. Yeah, that BA kid. Yeah, this kid, for those who don't know, he was like, at one time, I guess the number one, like, 16-year-old golfer in the world.
Starting point is 00:52:15 He played his way on to the Corn Fairy Tour by making like hella Monday qualifiers. And so now he's in the Corn Fairy Tour finals, Nashville Kid. His name is Blades? Blaze Brown. He was born to play golf. His name is Blades. Yeah. That's sick.
Starting point is 00:52:32 That really feels like a character out of like sticks. And the only way you can get your card, correct, is winning the entire Corn Fairy or how do you get your pro card? You got to win like a few tournaments. Yeah, so you can get auto. No bid to PJ Tour if you win three Corn Ferry, if you finish first and three Corn Ferry tournaments over course the year. Plus, I think it's the top 10 or 15 at the end of your rankings.
Starting point is 00:52:56 They get their cards. 16 through 70 get full status for Corn Ferry the following year. 70 to the end get conditional. So what? And where's your boy at? He's like in the 120. So like he really needs to make this cut. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:12 He's going to secure at least conditional status next year. What is conditional means? Because it's hard to get back on. There's so many people. What is conditional me? Like, depending how many people qualify to join? Sorry, depending how many people qualify to join the corn fairy,
Starting point is 00:53:30 it would then bump people out of that last ranking, correct? And so when they show up to a tournament, not everybody plays every tournament. So he's like in that next crew that gets in. Got you. Got you, got you, got you, got you. Plus X amount of games. guaranteed starts like three to five that's so sick the golf world seems so sick but also so stressful at the same time
Starting point is 00:53:52 yeah yeah I mean it's just you and your thoughts and so many guys for hours just as good as you and way better yeah this year yeah like you'll always have one on corn fairy but a lot of times it could be a different person each tournament and like you're paying out of pocket a lot of money for this stuff this thing he's staying with me this week that's five nights of lodging I'm charging him like 300 tonight. It came prime one night. Maybe there's an idea out there for our next inside the bus vlog where we do a four-man scramble.
Starting point is 00:54:27 We need to. With this group. Obviously, whoever has G's their captain will have a significant advantage. I should go on G's for that. I don't know. We could come up with something. I think we could figure it out.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I should be an auto. I don't know who all plays golf in here, but I would assume it would be G and I as captains. And there's a massive. differential between me and G, but I mean, I have broke 80, so people forget that. I've broken... Jack hasn't played golf since.
Starting point is 00:54:54 No, but I haven't played golf in a minute. I've broken 90 twice, so... Yeah. I mean, I'm the... Jack was almost there when I broke 70. Yeah. Almost broke 70. 69 at the bridge. I would have buried the clubs. I'm not that good, but I... Trop, what about you? I think it'd be fun to get out there.
Starting point is 00:55:10 It would be very, very fun. We could... We don't have to... Because chef would play, too. We don't have to do a full 18. of golf, we could truly go do a put-put. Yeah, that would be fun. Because that'd make it
Starting point is 00:55:20 it gets cheap and easy. We could play 18, film nine. We could play 18 film nine and then dick around. Or people leave, whatever. Or we go to, uh, we go like Spencer Creek too. Or not Spencer Creek. Uh, the little, fuck, not the little course.
Starting point is 00:55:37 I'm thinking of all the places. In Spencer Creek, the one by BGA? Yes. I'm, uh, at Shelby. Vinnie. I'm thinking of Vinny. links. These are all golf courses just for people who are wondering. What's the one that
Starting point is 00:55:49 I always go to? Nashville. Nashville's fun. Nashville's got a decent disc golf course. Murdo's pretty neat. So the one thing about Nashville, this is such a niche fact, but if you've ever been up to Nashville that you will notice there is so many Oregon flags and you're like, is this like
Starting point is 00:56:05 an ex-organ alumni community? And it turns out the guy who basically owns the entire neighborhood offered every rental place a percentage discount on their rent if they fly an Oregon flag in their yard. So the whole neighborhood just has Oregon flags everywhere. So honestly, kind of a sick thing for them.
Starting point is 00:56:24 That makes so much sense. If Dan Landings listening, you should send a crew out here to do a little scoop on that because it's hilarious. And you're talking about those cottages too. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like on three. Just go look. You can see him on the T-box right there.
Starting point is 00:56:37 You'll see him everywhere. It's so funny. He's like big dicking all of his tenants. But I mean, if you don't care about football, it's like, Clearly that guy does not, it doesn't matter that discount to him. If you're like, people over for like a Tennessee watch party, why don't even Oregon flag up?
Starting point is 00:56:53 It's like, well, and what? I'm getting a discount on my rent. Yeah. I know, it's like you're instantly, it's alphaing you.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I could be wrong because I've never seen the front of the houses, but it might just be even like on the golf course side. I think that is what it. So like the front of your house can be like, that makes more sense. Because I was like, business in the front party in the back. That he wants all of his like tenants.
Starting point is 00:57:12 I mean, imagine how much money he, in turn, technically like paying for flags be flown if it's that percentage off the rent. Another thing Nashville does very well is their hot dogs. It's the best hot dog I think I've ever had. They split the dog and grill it and grill it on both sides. Really?
Starting point is 00:57:34 That's a real OG move. We might got to go on a hot dog tour in Nashville. Okay. All right. So inside the bus, the daddy dog will host us. They hit me up all the time. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:42 So inside the bus, we should do a. some sort of vlog we need a vlog while all these could be vlogs we need national shores okay Nashville shores we did that
Starting point is 00:57:51 they were about to close a hot dog tour what's another food tour we should do obviously we all love wings there's there is a panda fest is coming to Nashville which is a big thing
Starting point is 00:58:03 that happened like express it's like an Asian food festival we'll be there like there's just who needs to go to Japan I think
Starting point is 00:58:11 I think it's in either I think it's in either I think it's October. But yeah, it'll be like on the streets for two days. And it's just ton of Asian food markets and like every kind of weird, obscure things. I'm going to be volunteering. What's up, Matt? Good looks.
Starting point is 00:58:28 All right, yeah, maybe we lean into the food world. We'll figure it out. Drop comments. Yeah, what would you like us to do? We'll do a cribs too. Also comment. Yeah, we can do that. We'll do that for your apartment once you get set up too.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Yeah, moving this weekend again. Again. Drop comments. on what questions you want to ask Koop on the next episode or just any of the guys but try and direct them that Koop also comment what you want to see us do
Starting point is 00:58:55 for a vlog first whether it's a food related one Pupp, putt, maybe Frizzby ball food boating. Taylor's pool party vlog is actually doing very well for it. Jared could stream Minecraft. Yeah, if you guys want me to do a hardcore Minecraft, I'll do that. What does hardcore mean?
Starting point is 00:59:09 You have to stand up. It means if you die. It's like if you die the world's over. No. How do you die in Minecraft? How do you die? I've never played. I've never played.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Zombie villagers, zombie, baby, zombie. All these things can hurt you. Like, do you have that on your world right now? Because you said you just get on and chill. Like, you gotta be on, you gotta be on a piece. I'm on the monsters. I'm on normal. I'm on normal.
Starting point is 00:59:32 I'm on normal play mode, though, not hard or easy. I'm on normal. So they're not all over you all the time. But if you play hardcore Minecraft, I think it's automatic down hard. And then if you die, it's over. I die like every night. I die like 10 times.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Are there chicken jockeys? No. And I hate what that movie did for the brand. I get everyone saying chicken jocky. Drop comments. You and Dan Laining, son. If you guys have questions where we want to talk about, ask Coop some questions. I'm answering.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Yeah, that's all we have for you this year. I love the like eight sign-offs we do every time. Coop, sign us out. Yeah, sign us out. See y'all next episode. You're just not talking to a mic. Oh, I thought you were. He is talking into a mic.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Sign us off, Coop. What episode is it actually? 16 or 17. This was episode 16 or 17. Tune in next week to episode 17 or 18. Yeah. And ask you some questions. Oh, yeah.
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