Bussin' With The Boys - Patrick Mahomes Doesn’t Like Playing In Front Of Taylor Swift + Brock Purdy Might Be On Upset Alert

Episode Date: October 21, 2023

Week 7 of Slips and Picks has arrived and so has Willy Gekko. He is back from NFL Gambling rehab according to Chet (Taylor Lewan). The Mule remains on top after another weekend above .500. This week i...n the NFL there are tons of close matchups that most experts would struggle, but not these three. They give you stats, facts, and educated advice on the biggest matchups of the week like: Monday Night Football - San Francisco 49ers vs Minnesota Vikings Detroit Lions vs Baltimore Ravens where Jared Goff’s team is somehow the underdog Denver Broncos vs Green Bay Packers Kansas City Chiefs vs Los Angeles, The Taylor Swift curse is hitting Patrick Mahomes Sunday Night Football - The battle of Alabama quarterbacks Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovaiola in the best matchup of the night Who are you riding this week? Let us know in thee comments.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:26 or wherever you get your podcast. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Before we start this show today, I want to talk to you about one of the most beautiful words in the English language. And that word is hope. It's the one emotion that separates us from the animals. When you're trudging through life and the adversities that inevitably come with it, hope is the only positive you have. When you come to this show, you come to the show and watch with hope. And hopefully, based on the picks from these three men, that hope eventually evolves into faith. Faith that these men are going to help your financial stability. I'm Chet, Savage, and this is Slips and Picks. Bustin with the Boys presents Slips and Picks 500. Led by retired Diamond-level network marketer, Chet Savage, money interpreter of the year runner of William Gecko. Theodore, the Mule, Jenkins, with diversity and failing college dropouts who get no hoes, the interns.
Starting point is 00:02:32 You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Slips and Picks. I am your host, Chet Savage. We are happy to have our entire panel back in full force after a week where we were missing Willie Gecko. Willie Gecko, unfortunately, had to go to Bad Picks Rehab after going three and nine the week before. I want to give a quick shout out to the interns who were able to step in and go above 500 on the week. Before we go any further, let's go to the interns, get an update on what's going on throughout the NFL season in our records. Thank you, Chet. We will be kicking off the records from last. week obviously we're back in our box over here which turns we didn't do too hot but we
Starting point is 00:03:13 didn't do too cold either chat with nine and six on the week the gecko obviously missing mule went eight and five went a little bit stagnant from past weeks but still good and then the interns we went eight and seven off a couple bad losses but with that being said it doesn't matter we're onto a new week good luck to you fellows in the other studio back to you appreciate the interns saying all that hopefully they weren't too uh to me let's check in with gecko let's check in with gecko How are we feeling, brother? Obviously, three and nine the week before you're doing the right thing, understanding you should go into a position where go to Bad Picks Rehab and you're back.
Starting point is 00:03:48 How are you feeling? Bad Pigs Rehab. Yeah. That's what you told the clientele? That's what you told me. Listen. When you called me crying after being the fifth of... I'm right where I want to be.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I am right where I want to be as an investor. All my clients understand that this is a marathon, not a sprint. A wise investor, a mentor of mine back in the day once told me in the darkest hours, opportunities arise. Keeping the faith, strategy, resolve, patience pays off in the end. Prevails in the end. We're right where we want to be. We're at 50% by the way.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Like you just got your head above water and now you're talking crazy. Both of you guys, we got Captain Black Sparrow over here and you guys both rocking sunglasses right now. We'll get back. We'll make our way back. I love your optimism. Let's talk to the meal, dude. 48 and 30, 61.5%. You are the man on this panel right now.
Starting point is 00:04:40 How are we feeling after last week? I'm feeling great. You know, 61.5% that means my clients are getting units, units, units. That's why I brought off the hat and the glasses. Just to show these cats, we count money, baby. They're counting money out here. What a beautiful thing. Like a cashier.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Like a cashier. Let's go on our first segment. That is going to be the buy or sell segment. The first game we're to look at might actually be the game of the week. It is Dolphins. at Eagles right now, the Eagles are favored at minus two and a half. Let's start with you, Gecko, all that confidence talking about resolve, talking about marathon, another race.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Where are you going in this game right here? This is a tough game. Two of the best offenses in the league. You got dolphins. They're like first in every category outside of third down. They're seventh. Eagles are a top five offense in the league. I'm going Eagles.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I like the Eagles at home. When you look at Miami on the road, this is a different offense on the road. go from scoring 47 points per game down to 26 points per game when it comes to playing on the road. They're giving up 114 yards on the ground. That ranks 20th. 142 in away games. Swift, he's averaging over five yards per carry. I like them in the trenches.
Starting point is 00:05:52 I believe Lane Johnson, he's like the badass of the NFL when it comes to coming back from injuries. I am rolling with the Eagles. If you look at the last three weeks, they are ninth in points averaging 25.8. They are, I like them. They average 34 points at home when playing at home. This is in the backyard of Philly. I love Philly this game, minus two and a half. Most of what you said is completely true.
Starting point is 00:06:16 However, Lane Johnson has just been, as of yesterday, Monday was put on IR, so he will not be making a return for a very long time. I think there's an article yesterday that I read last night that he is, it wasn't, the MRI came back and it wasn't as concerning as they thought and he's thinking about playing this Sunday. Sounds like we have optimism in the Lane Johnson category. obviously playing with a groin injury in the Super Bowl this past season. Mule, where we going, baby? Oh, man, everything Gekko said was spot on to me, you know. I'm going to have to concur with him,
Starting point is 00:06:47 and I think those Eagles will get this done. You got Jail and Herz going against Tua. You got A.J. Brown playing against Tyreek Hill. Who is going to show up? That's going to be the answer. Which quarterback is going to play better? Which receiver is going to make the most plays? And that's going to outcome the game. But I always say, I never go against the Eagles, baby. Eagles, Eagles, Eagles. I love that. I'm going to actually take Miami in this one.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Miami is 5 and 1 against the spread this season. And also, you got to pay attention to small details. Every time the Eagles have worn their black pants, the next game, they're 0 and 4 against the spread. So I'm going to be taking the dolphins at minus two and a half. The next game we are going to look at is going to be the Lions at the Ravens. I'd want to get out of that comment. conversation too after you spouted that one off.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Why? We go to the next game. Well, no, if there's something you need to say, go ahead. No, I just, you know, if that's your, if that's the data that tells you that Miami's going to win this game, what was that? What was that? One in four, black pants or something like that? Oh, and four.
Starting point is 00:07:50 And it's against the spread when they wear black pants, the next game. It's a very obvious, easy thing to look at. It's small details. It's a small detail. That's why Mitchie Billboard comes and gets me these small details so I can make the best decision for my clients. There's a reason why if you look at the stats, I, and making money from my clients right now,
Starting point is 00:08:07 and the only one that's not is the person sitting in the middle of this table. I would suggest one thing to you, Gecko. Use somebody else's data instead of my own research? Maybe use somebody else's data? Maybe use the books to read, not just for decor. There's obviously not one fucking wrinkle in any of those books. They look nice, they look fresh,
Starting point is 00:08:23 but maybe open them up a couple of times and learn a few things. The next game we're going to go to is Lions at Ravens. The Ravens are favored at minus 3, which is wild to me. They're coming back from London. Long trip, it's a weird, deal. Mule, we're going to start with you. Let's talk about lines at Ravens.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, man, this one, this one's going to be easy. I feel like usually after a London game, the team that played in London usually have a buy. And the Raven doesn't, the Ravens doesn't have a buy this game. They're going against Jared Kauf. And Hutchison on defense, these guys are being beast. Been beast lately. I don't know who this team is. It's a new line. It's a new Detroit. I have to go with the lines against these boys. So I'm going lines plus three against the Ravens and I know Detroit is going to get it done. Watch it. Gecko.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I think I'm riding with the Lions too. The only thing that does make me nervous is even though, like I have, a week after London, but you look at the bills they won when they came back, the week as well, you look at the Jaguars. They spent like two weeks over there. They came back and won right away. Since 2016 teams are 9 and 4 since coming back to London. That's a scary set.
Starting point is 00:09:32 That's where I was trying to go to. That's why I was in the middle of spoke to up right. I'm making it a scary stat. It's a scary stat for sure. But I like the Lions, too. They're first in rush defense. They're 14 and 2 in their last 16 against a spread. 5 and 1 straight up.
Starting point is 00:09:47 They are 5 and 1 against a spread in 2023 and 3 against a spread on the road. They kept Tampa Bay out of the end zone. The Ravens barely covered against a, you know, damn near flatlining Titans team. I like the Lions. I like the Lions in this game. Let's not forget that. When the Titans were 2 and 4,
Starting point is 00:10:04 they ended up going to the AFCJ. Yeah, that was a tough thing. They also had a healthy Tannenhill under center, too, and he's not. And a hell of an offensive line. Okay. That offensive line was a lot better than the one right now. One of you guys grabbed the total points for this game because I might be taking the under as well. The total points for this game?
Starting point is 00:10:22 Yeah. 42. Lions Ravens? Okay, so David Montgomery might be out with a rib injury, which is nerve-wracking. I think this game is. He is. I have him on fantasy. He's out. Yeah, he out too.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I know, he's good. He's a top. He's a good ball player. Yeah, he's a good ball player. We obviously got some win going on earlier in the show, a little bit of AC. Thank goodness, by the way. I was starting to get a little warm in here. Can we turn that off, though?
Starting point is 00:10:47 Dolphins can really just score. We're back. Sorry about that, folks. Obviously, a little AC, a little bit of a little win for everybody. But anyway, the lions, the lines that they went more straight. They're seven and one against a spread in the last eight games. David Montgomery being out is a bit worrisome. And then who is the backup running back?
Starting point is 00:11:04 Gibbs. Gibbs. but people are saying our boys in the back, the interns in the back are saying that he's a little dinged up as well. That makes me nervous. I am going to take the under on this game. I'm going to take the under on this game. I think it's a good move.
Starting point is 00:11:15 It's going to be a knockdown, drag out, on the ground fight. A lot of times going to pass quickly. And the under's been just really helping the boy out when it comes to his picks. I'm going to go with you guys as well, though. I'm going to go Alliance plus three. There, I didn't know I had the capability of being a Lions fan. I never was in my entire life. I never really thought of them as anything special.
Starting point is 00:11:32 But for me, it's very special to see. them just finally being good. Have a good culture in there. Aidan Hutchinson, another great white hope in there just dangling. Full effort guy through and through him. That's the kind of stuff that gets me fired up. So I will be taking the Lions plus three. Is there anything else we want to talk about in this thing?
Starting point is 00:11:50 What's the total? 48? 48. Was it 48 and a half? 42 and a half. I'm going to take the under as well. So you're not about to get a gap on me. That's what you mean.
Starting point is 00:12:02 He didn't choose a spread. So he's not going to do. No, no. No, he did. Lions plus three. Oh, you're going to get a gap. He's been doing that lately. Hey, I'm taking the other tune.
Starting point is 00:12:11 You can't get a gap to me. Do you want to jump on that with the boys? No, I'm fine. I feel good. No, no, no. I can't make an emotional decision just because you hear something. Like, that's a scatterbrainer. I know what time.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Captain Black Sparrow over here. Last week that happened to me with the interns, I was going to take the under on the Chiefs game, and they brought up some really nice stats, some nice fluff, a nice flower arrangement for me. And I was like, maybe I should take that over, and I took the over, and it obviously bit me in the ass. But the under.
Starting point is 00:12:35 brother. I'm taking the unders. The unders are hitting Cowboys against the Chargers that wasn't a big line. I think it was like 47 and a half and I was like, oh, that's an obvious over. And it was just under.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Under. Under. Everything was under. It's brutal because you want to root for touchdowns. You want to root for him so bad. Are we good with this game? Yeah. Is there anything else you want to, I know where we were in a little bit of a break
Starting point is 00:12:58 while the AC was going on, Dolphins, Eagles. Is there anything you want to jump in there a little bit that makes you a little more excited about the Eagles or? No. I feel great. about the Eagles. Okay. Commanders are favored minus two at the Giants. NFC East game.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Giants are, it seems like Sequin Barclays figured out ball again. He's, he's come out and he's, he's kind of crushing it. Gecko wants to stop you? No. Gecko, we're going to start with you. Let's talk ball here. Let's talk a little shot. This one is tough. I feel like statistically they're more even than you think, like, Washington is highly favored over the Giants. I don't think it matters which quarterback plays. I thought Tyrod Taylor was playing well. He may, you know, I don't know what move happened there at the goal line. If he checked a run, that's boneheaded.
Starting point is 00:13:47 But, you know, he's knocking the rust off. But even if Daniel Jones plays as bad as Daniel Jones is, he is five, one in one against Washington and hasn't lost at home in four years against Washington. So you're going to get your best ball out of Daniel Jones. whatever it is, whether it's jerseys, who knows. He plays well against Washington. And prior to week six, Washington was giving up 33 plus points in four straight games.
Starting point is 00:14:14 New York has lost each of its last eight in October games as underdogs, so that doesn't make me feel good. But I like New York. I'm going New York. Four and one against a spread in last five versus Washington. I'm going to New York. If we're going to hit spreads, the commanders, there are seven and two against the spread in their last nine road games,
Starting point is 00:14:31 and there are three against a spread in their last five. last three road games. Listen, the Giants offense line is literally Swiss cheese out there. The commander's defensive line eats, eats, eats, dude, they just get after it. They're like, OG, Ezekiel Elliott, just out there funnel and food. They should have tattoos on their lower stomach saying, feed me. They are that type of team. I don't know why this line is that close, because I know, and I agree with Gecko on this, the NFC East is a strong conference. But, the commanders, they're a team of hope. They're a team of faith and they're trending in the right direction
Starting point is 00:15:05 where we saw the Giants make the playoffs last year and they're not so much trending in the right direction that we want them to trend in, making a step from last year. I can see the commanders overall throughout the season making a jump even though last year wasn't the best year for them. I'm going to take the commanders at minus two. Mule? I'm going commanders too.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I feel like Brian Robertson is going to have a day against the Giants. I don't care what the Giants got going on over there. That offense is struggling. And then to see the head coach just cuss out the second string quarterback like that is fucking ridiculous to me. So I'm going against them guys. Commanders all the way. Not if you're checking, not if you're checking to a run on the go line. He's played what, like 13, 12, 14 years in league, you're a quarterback.
Starting point is 00:15:42 You can't wait until you get into the locker room. Give him some respect. There's an emotional game. That's not the right mindset. You got to be able to take the hard coach you on the sidelines, brother. And you're going to touch the run in that situation? Cussing me out like that. Hang on, number one, you don't know what he's.
Starting point is 00:15:58 said. Oh, you can read his lips. If he was saying something that crazy, Tyrod, I feel like would be like, hey, you got to do this different. He never even looked at him. Just because he didn't want that. You got got to think about it. We're going into halftime. You dog cussing me. As we walk into this, walking into it, you think
Starting point is 00:16:14 I'm going to look at you and stop and take that? Just keep walking. I get it. I fucked up. I know that. We know we messed up. When you come off on the sideline, you want to hear by a hundred different people you fucked up. We know. But at the same time, yeah. And we understand how highly, how high pressure this game is
Starting point is 00:16:29 to where an emotional reaction happens and if you're a player and you know your coach is losing the gasket but you're securing yourself to be like I get what he's saying but let me just take this and get to the locker room like I'm gonna bounce back and if that was what happened
Starting point is 00:16:41 like where he checked he can yell all he wants so I'm sitting there like I really should not have fucking done that we needed points like you had two more you would have two more opportunities at the end zone and at least getting points on like when the Giants are bleeding right now so there's just a lot of emotion being thrown around all I'm saying is
Starting point is 00:16:57 he kept his head. It's not like they're yelling at each other on the sideline. What he do with the Daniel Jones? That's what I'm saying. Absolutely. No. He stood, a couple weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:17:05 he stood right in front of him thinking, like, yo, why did you throw that ball and literally toss the iPad? Like, do you want me to get fired? Did he dog cuss him?
Starting point is 00:17:12 And that, if that would have happened, he would have lost his shit. I don't know about that, man. I really just, I don't know. You think it's bigger?
Starting point is 00:17:20 Huh? Do you think it's bigger than just bigger than just just quarterbacks? No, no, I just think it's because he's second string quarterback, you got to think about it. Just James Winston even came out and said the same thing.
Starting point is 00:17:27 This is Tyrod. He's played over 10 years. He's been a start of a long time. He's got the respect. This isn't a backup quarterback. He's in his rookie contract. But you got, remember, James Wheat said the same thing. He said, with car throws the interception and it's okay. But when I thought it's a interception, it's a problem. He literally came out
Starting point is 00:17:41 and tweeted. You're just saying. You're just from James Winston. I'm just saying. Now you're bringing in another situation. Just to match your just to match that. Yes. All right. Okay. All right. So where are you going? Oh, you motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You're going to do this to me? To me? Who are you going to, like Gecko? Or, uh, Meal? Oh, the commanders. Going commanders? Giants. Giants, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Giants. Stand alone. It's a good feeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that in those situations. Last game of the segment is going to be Steelers. At the Rams, Rams are favored at minus three. And it's at the Rams.
Starting point is 00:18:21 boys how are we feeling I like the Rams I like the Rams minus 3 I think it's a low spread I understand that the Steelers got a dub when they last played the Ravens which was a big win
Starting point is 00:18:33 but T.J. Watt is the only player who shows up on defense and I like the Rams Cooper Cup is healthy they got they're a tough team I like the Rams and they're playing in L.A. so I don't think the Steelers get it done over there.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I don't think they do it with it. The Steelers are ranked eighth. They're the worst in the league They got, they're worse to, hold on, let me. What do you get? Oh, yeah. See, that's what happens when you don't do your own shit. I do.
Starting point is 00:18:59 That's exactly what happens when you don't do your own research. That's all right. Go ahead look at the records, brother. I think you just need to take a back seat in that attitude. They're allowed to turn 45.6 yards per game. Everybody's logging off right now. That's what the Steelers are allowing right now. And then you got Puka, who's absolutely crushing out there.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And as Gecko said, you're looking at Cooper Cup, who's officially healthy. They're going to have big games. They're not going to be able to stop situation. I'm going to go Rams minus three. Yeah, I concur. I'm going to go rounds as well. Cooper Cup is finally back. Man, this man is making some spectacular plays down the field. It's incredible to see.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I know y'all love that. But then you look on the other side, you got Kenny Pickett looking like trash. So look at him go. You saw that? That's a good run. Let me tweet about this one. I'm going Rams, minus three. Steelers can't get it done.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Boy, you're going minus Rams. Minus three Rams. That's what we're going to? Yeah, it seems like it's full across the board. Yeah, I guess that's the thing. People say you'd be in danger in the situation, but I feel very comfortable with that. We're going to take a quick commercial break. We're going to look at some spooky commercial break.
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Starting point is 00:21:07 So go now, store. Dot barstoolsports.com forward slash busing with the boys. Embrace the spook. Ladies gentlemen, welcome back to slips and picks. We are going to get into our parlay segment of the show. So first is going to be the bet the boys index parlay myself, Gecko and Meal. Getko and meal, get a bundle up a nice little player prop bet parlay for you. Make that real nice and tight.
Starting point is 00:21:36 We're going to hand it over to you. You can bet it and guess what? As Meal would say, units, units, units. That being said, Neil, we're going to start with you on your bet the boys index parlay. You know where I'm going. I'm enjoying St. Brown, baby. Anytime touchdown, them boys is going to show. I'm enjoying.
Starting point is 00:21:53 We're back. I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying. We got to talk about that for a second. Have you thought about it a little bit more and how bad that candy is, or you're still all about... I think he's solid.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Like, he posted about it, people loved it. Or maybe I posted about it, people hate it on me. He posts about it, people hate it on him. Like, it's just, you know, everybody's out there arguing. Almond Joy is a middle tier. It's a middle tier. It's a bottom tier. I'm not saying it's the best
Starting point is 00:22:16 trick-or-treat candy in the basket, but it's one that... I don't know if it's top ten. Top ten? It's definitely not top ten. Name ten. Name 10? It depends on how many numbers we're putting in tears.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Name 10. That came out of my mouth and then I'd be like, well, I'm not fully. Three each. Name 10, that's in the bucket. Snickers. One, that's for sure. Rees. Reeses.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Two. Peanut M&Ms. Regular M&Ms. Nope. Milk nuts. Yeah, regular M&M and twigs. Twigs. Sourer Skittles.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Tewks. Sour Patch Kids. Oh. Okay. Fast break. Who? Fast break. Who?
Starting point is 00:22:50 Oh, there's an alley. There's an alley. There's an alleying. I don't know what that is. Fast break. You need a fast break. You better go taste one. That ain't no pretzel in it,
Starting point is 00:22:57 but he's a candy. I don't really do the pretzels and the candy. That one's a fast break's regular reason. You're talking about the take five. You're talking about the fast break take five. But there's another one that's actually better too. What? A thousand grand bar, a hundred grand bar.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Are you getting these in every? Rollos. Are you getting these in every, and chicken, chicken. This is, you name it candies that people ain't really buying. This is expensive candy. Who's buying almond joy to pass them out? Old white people. Old white people.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Yeah. That's what it is. Almond joys and butterscotch? Justin is fire. Almond joys exist in the houses that have the least amount of decorations. When you have a whole neighborhood that's lit up and that one house looks like the haunted house of the group, that's where you can find the almond room. You crazy. No one goes there. Yes, you crazy.
Starting point is 00:23:39 All right, we're going to go trick-or-treating and we're going to do it. When y'all, we go trick-treating with our kids, let's bring, let's do that. No, we're going to treat just the three of us. I got a treat. I got a treat for you guys right here. Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns. I like that. That is my little treat, my little trick-or-treat, throw it in the bag.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns he's playing well. That's doable. I like that a lot because it's going to play well into my bet and that's going to be Stefan Diggs anytime touchdown. Oh yeah. Those things just kind of roll together, do they not? I think they are going to hit. It's going to be a nice little deal. It's about time those two really find the same page in a more consistent way. Yeah. You can feel it.
Starting point is 00:24:11 You can feel it on the horizon that it's really coming. It was real. Daze gets like 14 targets a game. He's finding it. He's finding it, but they just got to they got to show us that they're like for real because I feel like they are. Stefan Diggs and Josh Allen? No, I'm the whole Bill's team. Oh, I mean, they're pretty tough. I think they're pretty tough.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Pretty tough ball cup, but are they as good as you thought they were going to be at the start of this year? From week one, no, but since week one, yes. Yeah, they've been doing their thing since week one. You guys want to do you easy teams? Let's do it. Let's go. We're going to pick heavy favorites. You know, Monday landing, go against the spread.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Do what you want. Neil, you've been just absolutely crows. this the way your presentation goes. So we're going to start with you again on this. I hope to God, you're not going to do what I think you're going to do. I am moving the line. All right. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:25:02 I am moving along. It's good to see how successful you're being because you've been adapting and you're coachable. Well, because I'm the better one out of it. I don't, if you were the better one, you would stick to your original philosophies. I listen. I take data. I change data. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Like I said, you're adaptable and coachable. Adaptable and coachable. That's what makes you great. Hey, look. So I'm going Seahawks. I am moving the line. It was minus eight and a half, but I am moving in the line to minus six and a half now,
Starting point is 00:25:30 taking the Seahawks against Arizona. So you got Geno Smith going against Josh Dobbs. I feel like this should be an easy one for the Seahawks. So there you have it. You got some guys in here that ride with Josh Dobbs. I mean, I don't get him wrong, great quarterback in college. Arizona right now, he's trying to get them guys going.
Starting point is 00:25:48 And I understand. I like him. He played well for the Titans. So I like the man. Are you ready to admit that Josh Jobs is probably the best quarterback in Tennessee Balls history? Huh? What are you talking to? You?
Starting point is 00:26:02 I have no. Do you, are you, uh, Tennessee Falls? No, no. You don't think Josh Jobs is the best. Who's better? I don't, I really don't know anything about the quarterbacks. Tennessee balls? Maybe Josh Dobbs and whoever was last year.
Starting point is 00:26:14 What was his name? What's the dude there now? Hennon Hooker. He was a beast, but I. Is he in the league? What's would there be? Who, where? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:21 It seems like you need a, you need a floaty right now because you're sitting out in the ocean. I thought he was going to know what you're talking about. You guys know what I'm talking about. You guys are very aware what I'm talking about, right? It's tough with this one right here in the middle. It really is sometimes. All right. I guess it's tough with me though. I'm going to think the bill's the spread is very large again. I'm going to take the bills minus two and a half in this game. It's easy scenes fair fun for a reason. Let's go into a gecko. What do you got first, brother? Raiders Moneyline versus Chicago. They've won a couple straight. They're feeling good. They got to build momentum.
Starting point is 00:26:55 A couple things. I think at home versus Chicago Raven or Raiders Money Line. By the way, Max Grosby, shout out the boy
Starting point is 00:27:02 for that little double swipe double swipe on the tight end and the right tackle. And the right tackle. And just clean. Yeah. Like,
Starting point is 00:27:10 yo, what are you doing? You know when you beat when the tight end miss and look back. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know.
Starting point is 00:27:18 And you're thinking as a tackle you're like this motherfucker right here because he better and then you just hope you get out of it so you can go yell
Starting point is 00:27:24 to the tight end up. We're not even thinking about nothing else. Man, get the fuck in the way. Why you didn't touch him? You didn't even touch him. But he really is that dude right now. He really is. Let's talk about this bet, though.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Yeah, that's a little scary. What about it? I mean, wait, Phelz is down, right? Is he playing? Is Justin playing this game? He's got a dislocated thumb, so I know he's very- Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I don't know if the time's so-in or not. Who's the rookie quarterback that was playing 14? What's his name? Magic. No, you don't know it because it's not. It doesn't matter. I know. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:57 So what? Dude, this is exactly. So what are you talking about? Why are we concerned about? This is that jobs get taken. Guy like Justin Fields, not playing too well. Everyone's like the Bears are dead. The Bears are dead.
Starting point is 00:28:06 The Bears are dead. And then all of a sudden, no disrespect, a no-name quarterback comes in. All of a sudden gives them a shot of life for whatever reason. But the Bears are dead. They won one game. Yeah, they're dead. But the Raiders also, like, they're not a team. You can be like, oh, that's reliable.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Your quarterback out too, right? Did he get hurt this last game? Yeah. But the Raiders have, they've stacked a couple Ws. Jobs was on the line. Job was on the line. They barely beat the Giants, though. Barely beat the Patriots.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I mean, Patriots. Barely beat the Patriots. But we're talking about the Bears. Talk about the bears. I don't know. They've been exciting, though. You feel comfortable enough just to move on. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I like the Raiders. He was uncomfortable. So if you got, I share the same discomfort as you, Neil. What do you guys want me to do? Would you want me to switch on this one? You take it money line? Yeah, money line. Because they're favorite.
Starting point is 00:28:57 They're favored by like, what is it, five, five and a half? Okay. Three and a half, something like that? I just get to see more of the Raiders. I get it. This is going to hit last week. By three? They're favored by three?
Starting point is 00:29:09 At home. Easy team favorite fund. That doesn't feel so easy. Well, y'all want me to go to you guys. I said a six and a half last week out there. You got a dog. There ain't really nobody out there. You right.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I get it. I take that because that one is a hard one. And all the other. All the other games, the spread's like under two points. I know. I know. No, you're good. And I like the Raiders, again, at home, get a third win in a row, continue to just build
Starting point is 00:29:33 a man at home. At home? They're at home. Oh, okay. Raiders? Yeah. Raiders are at Chicago? That's a bad look for me.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That's a tough look. It happened last week, too. It's a bad look for me. It's a bad look for me. I apologize. I did not know that. Raiders' money line. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I think that is the perfect time to do it, a quick commercial break. When we come back, we are going to get into our pump or dump segment right after this merchandise messaging. Hey, you, are you horny? Yeah, me too. We can talk about that later. Do I have a deal for you? Girl, Dad Merge, Dad Merge, Bus and Golf Collection, all in our merchandise store. Click the link on this video and buy it up.
Starting point is 00:30:14 If you're stiffer for longer than four hours, take it off. Stay on. Welcome back to slips and picks. We are now going to get into our pump or dump segment. I'm going to give these gentlemen a team with the total points, and they're going to tell me to pump it, taking the over, or dump it, taking the under. Gecko, I know you don't like to start these.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I know you don't like to start these. So we're going to go to the meal in the first one, but I want you to start thinking about Packers, Broncos. But the first one we're going to look at is Chargers at Chiefs, 48 and a half is the total points. Meal, what are you looking at here, brother? Man, I'm dumping this game. The Chiefs are not putting points on the board.
Starting point is 00:30:54 It's right. It's just, it's terrifying. They haven't been putting any points on the board. It's spooky out here. It's spooky out here, man. So I am going to take a dump on this game. Just can't go over on it. Fuck no.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I'm rocking with the mule. I'm rocking with the mule. Dump City. Triple dump, dude. A little bit different since the over. Pumping all those things. I like that level of heads are prevailing in the situation. We're going to dump this game as well.
Starting point is 00:31:23 I think the Chiefs defense is like, number four. five and scoring points per game. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. I think there was also a stat that we shared yesterday with Patrick Mahomes and Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson, from what I saw on this one post on Twitter, is that Russell Wilson actually has better numbers than Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes is just so good on their defense.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah, bro, they're similar. They're similar. They're not similar. Russell Wilson has better stats. Wow. Like touchdown interception ratio, ratio, passing yards per game. like literally almost everything. Yeah, Kansas City doesn't have a defense
Starting point is 00:31:58 that gives up 70 points to the Miami Dolphs. And that's why this is an obvious undergame. Obvious undergame. So all three of us here are dumped this one. I think that's a smart move. That's a lock. That's a lock. Packers, at the Broncos,
Starting point is 00:32:12 the number on that is 44.5. Get-go, I said that doesn't come to you. I'm ready, brother, when you are. I like the under. I'll tell you why I like the under. And I like the under for this data alone. unders this year are 56, 36, and 1. That's 61% when it comes to gambling data.
Starting point is 00:32:33 And that is the best win rate in the league since 1991. So for that, for that reason, we're going under Packers at Broncos. You found that set? Yeah. That is an incredible set. Yeah, where do you find that? The internet. We'll talk after.
Starting point is 00:32:51 We'll talk after. I mean, this is, yeah, this is an obvious dumb 44 and a half Broncos. Just, you know, they're just not the team. There's not the guys. I've serious doubts in Sean Payton. Sean Payton might be dead. I think he's not as good as the coach as everyone thought he was. I think Drew Brees saved his life in more ways than one.
Starting point is 00:33:13 And then the Packers, Jordan Love, so iffy, so up and down, I just, it's just, it's tough to bet on, on them scoring a whole lot of points this game. This is a dump for me as well. Oh, man, I concurred. I just, I don't see Jordan Love all Russell Wilson putting a lot of points. Triple dumps? Triple dumps. Two triple dumps. Back to back in the row that makes me a little uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Well, we'll see what happens here. Falcons at the Bucks, real small line here. 38 and a half. 38. 38, what? You just want to say that? Yeah. I'm going to head what you got?
Starting point is 00:33:45 No, I'm daydreaming. I'm like, man, 30 and a half, that is a small line. That's a risky one. That's a tough one there. But risk is what keeps us young. No question. I would like to dump. Give me some stats on the Falcons.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Let's hear it. What we got? There's not a whole lot other than Arthur Smith, creative in the run game. I think this game stays on the ground. Buccaneers, they didn't get in the end zone last week. I think this will be a battle. Who's the better defense? Who has the better run game?
Starting point is 00:34:15 I don't know who's going to win, but I think I'm going with the under. Under 38 and a half. I'm going dumb. It's not a crazy pick. It's not a crazy pick. I think Baker Mayfield, he's a lot better than we all thought. We all kind of wrote him off. Yeah, the first overall pick in Cleveland.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah, not the best game last week. They were wearing the Cream School jerseys. We know how they look statistically in the cream school jerseys. Shitty. I feel like they're going to score some points. I feel like this is a massive opportunity. Because the Falcons were to buy last week, correct? They never buy?
Starting point is 00:34:46 No. They didn't have a buy? They lost, man. He threw that pick. Gosh, dude. He threw that pick, nobody. I'm like, who are you throwing it to? I think if Hineke's in that game, that they win.
Starting point is 00:34:55 They win. Oh, yeah. Because Ridditch threw three picks. Three pigs. Oh. Did you see how he threw it? He just, he just. Yeah, but Jalen's like,
Starting point is 00:35:03 Ritter's like, it's his first year into it. Like he's making mistakes, yada yada. It's his second year. Jalen, oh, I think he'll, he's heading enough. He'll get back on track. His history shows that he's like a great quarterback. I just feel like Arthur Smith is really about to open up the playbook. As far as, like, utilizing all of his weapons,
Starting point is 00:35:19 not just Bijon. Like, he's just, he's going to start giving out a little bit more. going to see more of those, the OC 2019 Titan type vibe where they're scoring the high 20s points per game. I'm hoping that's the case because I am going to pump this game. I'm going to take the over. Mule. Man, shit, writer, ridder, whatever his name is, it's just, man, I don't know. I just don't see him running arts offense the way he wanted to be ran. And I think they're going to have to do a lot of trick plays to try to get points on the board. I just don't see that happening. Baker Mayfield. It's better quarterback out the group, but I don't think they're going to
Starting point is 00:35:53 put a lot of points on the board. So I'm going to have to dump this one as well, man. We're dumping that one? Dump. Man. One of my guys who shot me a message. On what? Falcons 0 and 5 against the spread in their last five games.
Starting point is 00:36:07 The under is 5 and 1 in the Falcons last six games. The under is 5 and O in the Falcons last five road games. Falcons are 5 and 2 against their spread in their last 7 versus NFC South opponents. And Buccaneers are 514 and 1 against the spread in their last 10 games. So some stats to play both ways on Falcons, Bucks covering in this game. However, the under is really glaring. The under in this game, I think, it helps data-wise. But what an opportunity for Baker Mayfield to step up.
Starting point is 00:36:39 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I will not get in the pattern of that. Last week I set out in this show, the Chiefs, I wanted to take the under. The interns talked me into the over. I am going to stick with my guns. Stats, stats can say what they want in the situation.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I've got to take the over. I've got to listen to my heart. I've got to listen to intuition. Listen to that hope inside my little brain of mine. Let's go to the underdog segment. The dogs, dog, dogs. This is where we are going to pick a team that is an underdog. And we're going to say that they are making the big upset of the week.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I will go last. Let's go with Gecko. Who you got this week in your underdog segment? I like the Chargers. I like the Chargers for a couple reasons. Their last three games against the Chiefs decided by a total of 12 points. Last game that they played against the Chiefs, the Chiefs won off of a pick six. I like the Chargers.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I think they show up. You said it earlier. You said it earlier. The Chiefs are not putting up a lot of points. I like Chargers. Ooh, that's a big one. What's that pay? What's that unit payout?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Now here's the thing. Do I get charges plus five and a half? I heard that there was some back and forth last week. Some clamoring? Some clamoring. You got to do money. You got to do money line. Oh, listen.
Starting point is 00:38:04 If I can't do plus five and a half because it's a payout of like minus one, whatever it is, move the line until you hit your first plus odd. I'm sure it's at like plus four and a half, plus four, whatever it is. Whenever you get the plus odds, that might be the, is that the rule? Is that the rule for underdogs? There's so much up for interpretation right now on that. Look, look, look. What's the money line?
Starting point is 00:38:25 No. What's the odds would be plus. There you go. Chargers, plus four and a half. If you need the plus odds, the money line's a lot. But listen, you still got to play smart ball. We're taking an underdog right here and we're going to charge. Yeah, I like charges.
Starting point is 00:38:40 You want to take the line. Yeah, like, I would take the line, but if it's, if I can't do a plus five and a half because the payout is minus 105, 110. What's money line? Money lines. Plus one ninety four. It's good. So you're going to take, you're going to hit the Chargers plus four and a half.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're still getting, what Jack said, plus 110, I believe. So we're good. Chargers. I like Chargers. At Kansas City, too. Oh, and by the way, I kind of forget what I was going to say with these stats, but Taylor Swift in the crowd, the last two games where they played against the Jets.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Who did they just play this last week? Broncos. Broncos. Mahomes of 78. his rating, 78 and a half with Taylor Swift in the stand. And two touchdowns of three interceptions. Just again, Taylor Swift in the stand. She's going to be there at Kansas City.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Just FYI. FYI, Chargers. There wouldn't be the NFL without bringing up Taylor Swift. Neal. Where are we going, Benz? Man, I'm going Lions, Money Line. Doubling down. I like that.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Dan Campbell has got something great going up there in Detroit, and them guys are buying in, and I love saying it. I love seeing what he's doing. I can play for a guy like that. I see myself out there running through balls for him. So I feel like they're going to get this done against those Baltimore Ravens, man. I just don't think. I know what y'all said on the stats,
Starting point is 00:40:06 the guys that have been coming back from London that haven't had a bite has been winning when they come back. But I just don't think they're going to get it done. The lines are on a high pace right now. I see them making it to the... They're contenders. No, they're contenders. Yes, 1,000%.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Since 2016, coming back from London. Yeah. But we're all on, we were all on the Lions. Yeah, we're all on the Lions. Yeah, I think that's a great pick. I think it's a phenomenal. That was just the stat you were looking for. Lyons, you see yourself playing for them?
Starting point is 00:40:32 I can see myself playing for them. How many snaps do you think you have? Right now? Right now. I got 100 snaps in it. I'm locking you up 100 times. You're crazy. You don't think so?
Starting point is 00:40:44 Will, lock me up? You right now, how old are you? He's getting near 40. What is that bad? How much you weighing, too? I'm a little heavier right now, but I don't see. I'm saying it right now. On the real game, I'm destroying you.
Starting point is 00:40:58 On the real game. We might have one, one, like, deeper route, and I think we both go down with injury. And maybe me before you. No, you may go down before me. Oh, you don't think your little GNC supplements are going to just, you're going to be popping something right away? No, I think you're going to last 100 snaps? What's the last time you sprinted? Wow, long time.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Yeah, that's serious. Now, look at here. I don't get paid to run anymore. I get paid talk shit. Okay. So you got 100 or you got 10 in you? I got a hundred third down snaps. Like it's only got to be third down.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Like get the ball, I'm out. You know, I catch it, go down. I ain't saying I'm breaking tackles. I'm not doing any of that. I may catch it, get tackled, get out. Third down, come back in. I got a hundred third down snaps right now. Y'all don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:41:47 No, a hundred snaps, bro? You said, y'all don't believe that? No, dude. I don't think I do. What about you? Me? Yeah. Everybody laughed.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Probably not even 100. Probably not even 100. Probably like... Are you going to be left tackle? Are you playing left tackle still? He got to have to play tight end. I'm not to play tight end. I'll probably be the best blocking tight end.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yeah, you come in, you're the heavy. You got to... No, no, I'm wearing an eligible number. At this way, he's wearing 88. 88, 88, 82? Pay homage? 87. Got to have a 7 in there.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Oh, did you have a 7 in there. Oh, did you say? Yeah, yeah. Or just seven. Or just seven now. Just set. That would be hard. Hey, can you do 07? That needs to be the next rule change.
Starting point is 00:42:35 It's got to be the next rule change. I don't know if you can have 07 and 7 out there, though. Listen, this segment's gone by, this series has gone way too long. We're having a fun. We're some of all watched up ball players reminiscing. Reminiscing on the good time. I just, we're going to go into a quick commercial break, but before that I'm going to give you mine. I'm going to take Jags money line to playing the Saints.
Starting point is 00:42:51 When I found this pick, Jags were underdogs by three points now. It's one point. The Jaggers are going to win this game. You're doing the same thing again. What? You're doing the same thing. You're like not really picking an underdog. No, it's literally, we've just looked at it before.
Starting point is 00:43:03 It's the same exact odds when you take four and a half chargers. Which is crazy, by the way. No, you basically need to go to even to get plus odds. No, at plus one, the jags are... Plus odds? Yeah, well, it's plus 100. It's the same exact as you taking charges four and a half. Yeah, it's a bunch of money.
Starting point is 00:43:20 But because I feel like there is an argument saying, taking plus four and a half on an underdog segment. It's a tough look. What do you mean? Well, it's usually, for the most part, we take money to the show. Right, like when you take an underdog, you're taking a team
Starting point is 00:43:31 that's not favored in the spread. Trust me, I don't feel like getting this conversation again. It literally happened with our EP and our intern last week. All right, we're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we are going to talk about Monday night football.
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Starting point is 00:44:43 Mule, we're going to start with you in this situation. What are we doing, brother? 49ers, man. 49ers all the way. I know they took an elk. Whoa, that was terrifying against the Cleveland Browns. Oh, that was scary. Ooh, it was spooky. That was spooky. That was spooky. So I've got to go with the 49ers.
Starting point is 00:45:03 I feel like they're going to come back strong. Hopefully they get Christian McCaffrey back, Debo back, and then Brock Brody, man, come on. We need you. We need you to show up. Brock Brody, come back. Come back to us, man. R is Debo and CMC coming back this week? And Trent Williams is hurt.
Starting point is 00:45:19 And Trent Williams. I have it on good of third. authority that they all be back that i know for sure one of them will be back i i who's the one ours i'm thinking about moving in line on this just just because just in case just in case them guys do not play i think about i'm thinking about moving the line to minus four and a half dog come on like just bet the game though you taking niners minus six and a half or you taking uh the uh the uh vikings to cover why are you worried about my i'm just saying right you Take some risk, man.
Starting point is 00:45:52 I've been taking risk. Oh, man, you wear your seat belt. You wear your seat belt. You wear your seat belt, bro. I'm wearing my seatbelt right now. Look, look at here. Look at here. I'm trying to get units from my clients
Starting point is 00:46:05 and telling them to be smart. We don't know what's going to happen. They are missing some key players on the 49ers. That loss against the Browns was tough. I don't know what can happen after that. But I see the 49ers winning this game. I'm taking them minus 49ers. And I'm taking an under
Starting point is 00:46:22 43 and a half I like that pick I like the under I like the under a lot Is it me? Yeah, you can go I'll go under with you But I'm feeling a little spicy
Starting point is 00:46:40 I'm going Vikings plus six and a half What? Why? Let's go Let's go What? Why will? What? Why? I'm feeling dangerous, man, I'm feeling frisky You look dangerous
Starting point is 00:46:52 That's crazy Crazy. Yeah, I like it. I like it. In order to make a comeback, you know, you've got to make a big splash. I get it. I'm going to take the 49ers in this game, and I'm also going to take the under in this game. Did you want to jump in the under?
Starting point is 00:47:04 No, I'm saying I like that. Like, I'm going to pretend. Remember your stat? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that stat for historically, I like it. But if we're just talking ball, Kirk Cousness is without Justin Jefferson. They're going to have to make something shake. Their backs against the wall.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Hey, nobody thinks nobody believes in this this week. They got nothing to lose. I think that's a good thing. Niners are a little bang. up and they just had a tough road game against Cleveland. And I think Cleveland at least gave some formula of what, you know, a suffering Minnesota defense can watch. I like them to try to keep the game on the ground.
Starting point is 00:47:38 That's why I like the under too. Because even Sanfran, they're good, like running football team. Time of possession, all that kind of stuff. So that's why I like the under. But I'm going Vikings. Wait, so is it Jeff and Justin? He out for the season, right? He's in the hour.
Starting point is 00:47:49 He's in the hour right now. He's on the short term, four to six weeks. Four to six weeks. Because he's on my fantasy team as well. All we are you to focus on right now is he's out for this game. Yeah. And I think the formula to beat the 49ers is have Jim Schwartz and Miles Garrett. And that's neither one of the things that Minnesota has.
Starting point is 00:48:04 And Justice Jefferson being out, I get the storybook where it's like, hey, everyone's counting us out, backs against the wall, do it for JJ. Look at him in the corner. He's on his crutches. Just like in the movie. What was that movie? Any given Sunday? No, Friday night lights. Friday night.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Dude for booby miles. Dude for booby miles. And I want you to put booby miles in your hearts. Yeah. He's just kind of staying there tearing up. It's a great scene. It's a great scene. The preacher at halftime.
Starting point is 00:48:29 God. Anyway, that's besides the point. So, Mule and I are going 49ers. What was the number you're going to make a minute you take? Mine is four and a half. You go on Moneyline? No. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I'm just, no, I'm just saying. Hey, we said, let's have some fun. You can tell you. He's got us back against the wall. He's been feeling like we're not there for him. His record. No, no, no, no. He came in his record a little bit in the beginning.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Throw the records out. the window, baby. Get spicy in this game. Read the books. Don't just buy them. Read the books. I'm going to take 49ers minus six and a half. I love, I love minus six and a half because of the touchdown thing. I just, I think that's, that one, that's what fires me up. And I'm also going to take the under in this game. Unders is where you need to go, man, except for the one under I took or that one over I took. You just got to take that, man. You got to take that. Ladies and gentlemen, are we good? I think so. Yes, sir. Is that it? Yeah. I love that shirt. I love that shirt, by the way. Thanks, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:24 What do you know, bitch made? Woo. Lines don't care about the opinions of sheep. Thank you so much for joining us on slips and picks. It's week 70 NFL. I am your host, Chet Savage. Have a day. You gotta.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I literally in my air. I appreciate that. Welcome back. Another week, the penny slips parlayes. Unfortunately, We caught another L last week, and this winter's cap behind us is picking up a little dust, but do not worry, because the cleaners are coming this week, and we're going to have a clean sweep of dubs that will be bringing that hat back onto one of our heads.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Jack, the enemy list. Looks similar. Yeah, it looks pretty similar. I think the mule has lost one of his crowns. We went eight and five last week, so he still gets to keep one. These guys, obviously, we had a missing guy. I don't even anymore. talk about him. The number one enemy though of this week is the Titans. Yes. They are falling into the
Starting point is 00:50:41 pit of despair as hometown heroes for me. It's devastating to see you. But they're officially on the enemy list. I don't like to see it. Let's go ahead and move it straight into our picks. My first parlay is a four leg, the Cleveland Browns money line. On top of that, we're going to take Washington Commanders Moneyline, first the Giants. The third leg, a guy who can potentially get off this list, he does have the crown, but he's still an enemy of mine from past parley's. We're taking the Jags on Thursday Night Football versus Saints, and they're an underdog. So we'd love to see that boost the odds a lot.
Starting point is 00:51:12 And then our final pick is just straight up Chief's Money Line. So with that, though, a staggering plus 730 odds. Go ahead and take that for what it will be. $1.1 win you seven. I think this one's got a huge chance of winning, and those are my parlays. Yeah, when you rattle off those four teams and you get plus 700 odds, you have to be feeling good. I have one less leg to my parlay this week.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I got the Rams minus three versus the Steelers. It's a home game. That spread seems fishy, but I'm going fishing and I'm fine of dollars. We'll be rolling up Benjys. The next game, we're going to be taking the bills over the Patriots. Nothing fancy about it. We're staying away from the big spread. We're just taking the bills money line.
Starting point is 00:51:58 In our third leg, another one that's very confusing is the Lions versus Ravens. They got the Lions as the underdogs, but we're going to take the spread. Lions plus three. Three-leg parlay plus three-forty-five odds. Threes across the board and three digits in the bank account, depending on how much you bet. I like that a lot. Two locks. You saw the stats that S&P bet tracker put out.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Like if we were to do individual bets on all of our parlayers, we're hitting at like almost 80%. Which is unheard of. Let's move on to our team parlay. we are going to start out an easy three-legger. First leg, though, Raiders Money Line. Second leg, Buck's Money Line, over the Falcons. And the third leg, who we just brought up, it was obviously the Rams Money Line, and that's your leg.
Starting point is 00:52:48 It'll get you plus 363 odds. It's just a healthy far leg. That's when you go in the doctor's office and he tests you out. He hits the knee. That's flexing. Yeah, checks the chest, cough. Yep.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And then he goes, you know, what, your healthies can be. And just like this parlay, just like us, coughing, we're good. We're on the pick-em. Before we do that, we have what we like to call a risk-free parlay. Risk-free. Only one of its kind. And before we start, I'm just going to let you know the odds on this bet are $242,081. $1 is going to win you $24,000.
Starting point is 00:53:25 So obviously, go ahead and get out of debt. I'm just going to rattle them off really fast for you. We are taking the under 40 on Jags Saints, Detroit Lions Money Line, Buffalo Bills minus 9, the under of 40 on Cleveland Browns and the Colts, commanders minus 2, Raiders minus 3, the under of 38 on Falcons Bucks, Seahawks money line, Rams minus 3, over 48 and a half for Chargers Chiefs, under 45 on Packers Broncos, Philly Money Line, and last but not least, the 49ers money line. That's a 13-leg parlay. 242,081 odds.
Starting point is 00:54:04 If you need a dollar, I'll give you a dollar. Exactly. And I know it's the same way. Ask your buddy for a dollar. Ask your grandma. Put $1 on this and you can quit your job. We will all be living in the same neighborhood come Monday night. Amen.
Starting point is 00:54:17 If you want to go ahead and set this up, it's, it's, it's one is tough to set up because of all the success. It has brought us. It is the rock and sock and pick them parlay. As you guys have seen, we caught our first L last week. But when I say L, I don't mean loss. I mean lesson because we do not lose in the penny slip parlays. We don't lose. We only learn.
Starting point is 00:54:38 And last week, there was some discrepancies in what you guys saw on camera because we had some technical difficulties. We actually ran that Rockhamsockham a time before, and it didn't get recorded properly. So we had to mess with destiny. And we all know how destiny goes. But this week, we're getting back on track. We got, we have the Packers and Broncos. We saw it last night in our dreams.
Starting point is 00:55:12 We're putting it into reality right now. Broncos are red, Packers are blue. Best of luck. That's of luck. Okay, well, it looks like the Packers are going to get stomped and mile high. Trust the day, that will be over early. It will be over fast. And we will have even more money in our bank accounts.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I'd say that about does it for us. That about does it. This is probably our cleanest show ever so. Leave a comment for us under the chat saying how much you love penny slips and how you skip through the entire episode just to watch the last five minutes of it. It really helps us out. Amen. Cue that outro music.
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