Bussin' With The Boys - Quenton Nelson

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

Thank you: www.regalrg.com This week the boys sit down with Quenton Nelson, who was a Pro Bowler and 1st Team All-Pro in his rookie year as an Indianapolis Colt. He was also an Unanimous All-America...n while playing at Notre Dame in his college years. The boys dive into discussion about Quenton's time with the Colts and Andrew Luck's questionable gift giving. Taylor goes for an attack on Barstool and Big Cat but redacted his statements after some smart thinking. Check out our sponsor:Regal Realty Group - Hunter BrileyPersonal 615-630-9735615-483-0856www.regalrg.com  Rate us 5 stars because you're for the boys. Website: bussinwtb.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/  Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:34 Guess what? Clownie's not going to watch this. True. It depends on how good of our content is. Someone might tag a minute. Hey, we put up a video and you posted like, yo, Clownie, you're going to do something about this? I went through it.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Are we filming? All right. Thank God, dude, because I hate. So you're on, by the way, you're on the podcast. This is what we do. We don't like to, usually what we do is things are already set up, worst production career ever. And we go and we get.
Starting point is 00:01:58 get on the bus, we just start talking. But there was a miscommunication because Will, Will runs this, Will is like the leader of this whole thing. Thanks. But I'm like the fucking, I'm, I'm everything. We, uh, what the fuck was I going to say though, man? Oh, I went through a phase with Judeaian Clowney
Starting point is 00:02:17 where I, where I would tweet at him every day. I treat him every day for a month and a half. Just he's getting to responding and never responded to me. And I'm like, hey, Jadaven, how are you doing today? Dude, this is that the Titans or? Yeah, well, this is like a year and a half. ago. And he would never, he never responded to a word I said. He's a freak man.
Starting point is 00:02:34 He's stuck. Were you in that game when, uh, Michigan played South Carolina? Yeah, you don't have stupid questions. You already know. You know, is there, do you have any specific plays? You want to ask me about Will? No, that one is there a, is there a play that he was like famous for? Yeah, so that play was a, uh, a power play. And, um, look, I'm not going to call people out. It wasn't, it wasn't my assignment to block him on that play. I'll say that. I was supposed to go to a Deuce, which is the tackle and the guard universal term, to the will linebacker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And so I didn't. And so I did. In that play, in that play, I remember, God, I hate doing this to my guy. So we're playing clown. I was like, obviously the biggest thing. Clon is like the biggest fucking, he's the shit, right? And we're like terrified. They said, before we put the end, they're like, hey, Taylor, just let you know, like,
Starting point is 00:03:24 we're not going to give you any help. We're going to see how you do. And if you need help, we'll help you. I was like, great. Yeah, it sounds awesome, dude. Hey, dope. So the game's actually going pretty good, dude. I'm having a bit of a game, and it's getting towards the end.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And we, it was like fourth down or something like that, and we miss the first down by like literally a yard. And the refs are like, they called the first down for us. And like, it was so obvious that we didn't get it. It was crazy. The very next play that play happened. And I remember being in my stance, and I said to the time, and I said, Duce.
Starting point is 00:03:58 And then tired and, like, goes, Trey? Like, he wants me to do it? I was like, no. I was like, no, it's a deuce. Like, I had that much time to explain what was going on. And I went down, hit the hip of that, the two, and go up to the wheel. And before we even hit the wheel, I just hear cheering, screaming. And I hit the wheel.
Starting point is 00:04:19 And I look at him, I go, there's no chance. It's a good thing for us. And I turn it around, dude, and Clownie's like, got it. He's all flexed up like this. And I'm like, what happened? We're coming up the field and people are like, what the fuck happened? Is Vincent Smith okay? Like, Vincent Smith, like, I was a running back.
Starting point is 00:04:34 He was like 5'3. He was just a little dude. Just got disintegrated. You do, but he got up, no problem. Like, he's a stud. He's from Pahoki, Florida. They chase rabbits out there for conditioning. No, I'm not even joking, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:46 They catch some hoppers out there, bro. Get them bunnies after it. And they catch those motherfuckers too. We had a bunch of dudes from Pahoki in Florida. And they were all so athletic. Yeah. But they talked. They're so country.
Starting point is 00:04:56 They talk like, like when you first meet him, you can't understand anything they're saying. They go hog hunting down there. You go hog hunting down there? No, I just know like that part of Florida, they chase hogs and stab them with knives and stuff like that. Is that how this podcast is going to start with that's the kind of information you're going to bring to this thing? Yeah, I'm going to go hog hunting? Would I?
Starting point is 00:05:16 Probably. If I was with the boys. Yeah, with the boys with some dogs and knives in your hands. That's how they do it down there. Like the hog hunting I've done is built with a gun. I'm not a hunter. I've been hunting two times. and I've seen, I was in a deer stand
Starting point is 00:05:28 and I have ADD so bad. I had a butterfly in my sights and I'm like following the bunny butterfly around. And I'm like, and then I saw a bunny rabbit and I'm looking at this bunny rabbit like eating greenery or whatever the fuck bunny rabbits eat. And I'm just like, if I pulled the trigger on this thing right now, he would literally disintegrate. And I was like, I can't, I can't.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I can't hunt, man. I just can't do it. But I tell you what, though, if I was going to hunt, I'd want to have like a big, like a fucking knife. And I'd want to go against like a 500 pound hog. Yeah, that sounds cr. That stuff's crazy. Those guys are crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Do you hunt? No, I never heard. You seem like a hunter. Nope. Just a big old country boy. He's from New Jersey, though. Oh, he is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Where would you think he was from Iowa? Yeah. Yeah, honestly. I mean, he's got the busted black shoes, high white socks. You're coming out of my fucking outfit right now? He's got your outfit right now, dude. You know our first time meeting? You're going to do that?
Starting point is 00:06:19 No, I pre, like, I respect it. You got a jersey on. You got a gold chain. It sounds like he's disrespecting you, bro. It does. No, I mean, like we both look like we shop at the same spot, Walmart. Like, I got this. No, I'll shop at Walmart, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:33 No, I can't hear you, Taylor. What? I can't hear you do. Yeah, I heard you the first time. Stop repeating yourself, bud. That's what I was trying to whisper to you to get Will with, dude. It's like, you said, hey, get him with the, what did you say? No, but, you know, it's awesome to meet you, Will.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Taylor talks about you all the time. He says, yeah, my second best friend, Will. He's doing this today, and, yeah, it's just like. And he'll face time. Like, hey, Will, meet my. my new best friend. That's great, man. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Q really got some points up with me, dude, in the whole off season. You bailed. I did bail out of the Cabo trip. Go ahead and guys. Guys, please get your Cabo baggage off of me. First of all, I don't know what it is with you.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Like, you have like a weird, like, some people like to get tied up. Some people like to get, like, choked. Like, you just like to get, you just like to get insulted, dude. You got a weird fetish about just getting shit on. Like, you'll, you'll, Will's literally called me.
Starting point is 00:07:26 And I'll like shit on him and have like, yeah, yeah, do that at the podcast today. Make sure you see that at the podcast. People like, people probably think I'm such a dick to Will, but Will wants me to do this. He's begging for. This man, this man, this made a cell of soul for a couple of clicks, but a couple of downloads. When you grow up with this voice and those shitty teeth I had before, like, you got to learn how to, you got to learn how to take the punches to do. What don't you like about your voice, though? Well, I had this when I was young.
Starting point is 00:07:50 So the joke growing up. Chugs on glass. You always think like, hey, comp, comp, you're smoking a pack of six. Like, anytime you're around your boys, you're just, eh, it's just, eh, it. Like, they always just mock your voice. I'm like, guys, what the hell do you want me to do? Yeah, I probably wouldn't have fun of you when we were younger. No question.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Having that voice. But I feel like kids are ruthless, dude. But now, now that you grew up, it's solid, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I'd better have your voice than my voice. You're always as funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I got, like, a 12-year-old voice, dude. I got, oh, man. I legit. I've seen people comment on my Instagram like, I don't know Taylor-Luan sounded like that When any time I'm talking on anything I do, I do have a little bit of a girl's voice Dude, I think I do too.
Starting point is 00:08:35 No, you don't. You're proportional. You're really not because you're so fucking bad-d You should sound like Brian and Rackpo. Like, you should sound like you got like, Hey, what's up my baby? Yeah, that one is, that one's O-D. Like, I don't know why anybody should sound like Rack.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Yeah, Rack's insane, dude. We gotta get him on the bus. I don't know, man. He's so retired. He is. He is, but... Have him bring a little batch of his cupcakes. And Gigi cupcakes.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Tell me what you told... Tell me... Tell Will what you told me about Rack when you saw him selling them fucking Gigi cupcakes. Dude, we're in the hotel room. Before the game, I'm rooting... Rooming with Braden Smith. And we're, like, watching TV or whatever,
Starting point is 00:09:17 like watching some, like, NFL show or whatever. And, like, this commercial comes on. I'm, like, looking in my playbook. like focusing on the game and all of a sudden like it's a cupcake commercial so my fat ass obviously he looks at it
Starting point is 00:09:32 and I'm like oh shit cupcakes cupcakes and then it's like people were stressing over Arapo because he's like such a great player and once I saw that commercial
Starting point is 00:09:45 I was like nah he's done he's toast he's dead a fucking dude I was like he owns a cupcake shop like come on come on he's done Oh, he's done.
Starting point is 00:09:56 He's going to end him, bro. That's so funny. People hit me up like, you know, does he really have a cupcake shop? I'm like, yeah, you just thought that was just some fake commercial for Microsoft? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I know, I'm just trying to think. Yeah, no, I'm trying to think back at that, like, that advertisement like, yo, like his acting skills are so trash. Yeah. They're like doing the LeBron James, like throwing the powdered sugar up in the air. Play that commercial. Play the commercial. Can you play that?
Starting point is 00:10:23 That's what we'll get going. Dude, he's such a great player. And everyone was like, in our right tackle is a rookie, too. This is like his first time going against him. And coach was like, this guy's a great player, like all this stuff. Yeah, talk him up a lot. I was like, Braden, you just see that commercial? And he's like, yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:40 And I was like, we'll be good. We'll be good. You got nothing to worry about now. You don't got nothing to worry about. You don't go against Rack. You go at Sirel, though. How's going against Jarrell? Dude, he's a beast.
Starting point is 00:10:51 He's so quick and, like, jumpy. Gets a good jump off the ball too, and yeah, I mean, he can be doing a lot of places. I remember the first play of the game. We had a deuce block against him. He was the three tech. And, dude, like, we didn't move him at all. And I kind of ended up on the ground and, like, on my back. And he was just on top of me.
Starting point is 00:11:15 He was like, it's going to be a long game. And then we won, like, 35 to 3. And I was like, yeah, it sure was a long game. I just got, we just got a text from Matt Neely And this is, this is part of my take So I don't know, I literally just got, I literally just got this And I played it for five seconds and I heard, I heard Taylor 1 will not stop tweeting at me Oh
Starting point is 00:11:36 So we're about to Who? About to hear with this, I got to put these headphones on, hold on. Are we rolling still? Hey, we got to get this now so that way we can Whatever we can chop up. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you. I got you. I'll put this, uh, we'll put this uh, we'll We'll make a little deal. You hear that, Aaron? We're going to make a little deal, like a little snippet,
Starting point is 00:11:56 like a good 60-second little deal here. Or this one? No, this right here. You'll know. You'll know what's going on. All right. By the way, my right, my right ear is not working. So, all right.
Starting point is 00:12:06 So I just got a text from Matt Neely. Okay. And he sent me a, it's, part of my takes podcast is an hour and 12 minutes into it. I have not heard this yet. I've only put five seconds, and I heard Taylor 1 will not stop tweeting me. So these are our fucking boys.
Starting point is 00:12:21 we got to roll that. Let's see what they say. Wait, Taylor-Luan will just not stop tweeting at me. That's tough. You're stuck in a Dan Rolovsky. He's just so fucking annoying about it. All right, here you go. The Mike Rabel penis cutting story was on his podcast. What's it called? Bustin with a boy. Don't disrespect us. Please that out, Hank.
Starting point is 00:12:42 So yeah, there you go. There's the credit. And we can move on. Okay. Taylor. If you cut. Please stop tweeting me. If you personally cut Mike Brable's penis off, then we'll go on your show to discuss. Yes. Yes. But you have to chop. You have to go full John Bobbitt on him.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Yes. All right. First up, we have a stay woke. PFT. What do you got? Jesus Christ. My first thought is time to sever that piece of Rabel for this. So we can get on the show?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Yeah, for this clout. Here's my thought, dude. Fuck you, big cat. Yeah, dude. Fuck you, dude. The thing is, is like, you know what, dude, you're like 37. All right? and you're talking about frat boy stuff you know what that means you're too old now all right
Starting point is 00:13:22 now you become the creepy guy at the bar going to die soon you're going to die soon you're going to die soon you're going to die and then everyone's going to forget about you baby all right pf t dude i don't even know who you were until now like right fucking now i know he was i'm a fan you're a fan i wanted i wanted to go on the podcast i would have loved to have a friendship but annoying did i know i know i know back and forth yeah that's you know you know he's up to because he can say he's being annoying, but I guarantee every five to ten minutes, he was opening up his phone to see if you replied back. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah, like get a little notification by Taylor 1. He probably went to your profile, hit the settings, and please notify me when he tweets. That's what I would assume. Does you think he did? Yeah, I know that's what I'm fucking. I feel like his ego is just so big now. You know what I'm saying? He's too big time for you.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You think so? It sounded to me like when he brought. You think he's too big time for me or you think he's trying to, I don't know? I'm saying that sarcastically. But it sounds to me like he brought it up, like just to bring it up and let people know, like Taylor Juan's tweeting at me. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I feel you.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Yeah. Hey, they do anything for clout. Anything for clout. Great transition. But hold on one second. I just want to finish with one thing. Fuck you, big cat. Yes, so anyway, we'll do anything for clout.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah, we had a little video there. Made you guys famous. Well, Quentin was famous before that. Made Quentin famous. No, Quentin was already famous. Made Quentin famous. Man. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Dude, that, go ahead. That pissed me off. What did? This just now? Are you fired up right now? I can't transition, yeah. I can't transition. My man's boiling up over there.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Dude, I'll tell you what, there's going to be a time where they are going to ask you to go on that show. They asked me to go on that show. Didn't work out. But here's what you got to do. You're going to say yes. Why is he Big Cat? I don't know. I don't know the origin story behind that.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Self-proclaim. Probably self-reclaim. Yeah, dude. He made it, though. They have, like, the biggest podcast in the world, right? Yeah, there's some stunts. They do well. And the thing that hurts the most is don't disrespect bust him with the boys.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah. He goes, what's the name of that podcast? Knowing. It's called Bussing with the Boys, dude. I tweeted out you 75,000 fucking times, bro. All right. And then somebody goes, don't forget about the wolf who'll come. He just replied, yeah, him too.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Like, fuck, man. I think here's the issue. Here's the issue is like, we got a couple of egos flared up right now. he goes a little flared up, busy goes a little flared up. Here's the deal, dude. The only way that's going to fix this, bare knuckle fucking boxing me and vacat, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:56 That's the only way, we got to meet an alley, dude, and I'm just gonna, he can have a bat if he wants. And we can just go out of it and see what happens, dude. Maybe you two come with. And he can bring PFT.
Starting point is 00:16:09 And you guys can just watch. When you do say yes to theirs, you'll wear a bus with the boys' gear. Yeah. And you're going to say, you're just going to crash their episode. Yeah, your bus with the boys.
Starting point is 00:16:22 I feel like if you were to box him or whatever, he'd have like all his rough and rowdy guys. He's like, are you got to get through all of them first. Like a video game. Yeah, you know what I mean? And like you get to the last age and it's just like the easiest fight ever, you know? It's just the easiest fight.
Starting point is 00:16:36 If you think like, oh, man, I put this great video game where I fight all these guys and I get to the boss and it's actually just, oh, it's, I blinked too hard and I fell down. Man, Baycat. Like a Mortal Kombat ladder? Man, Baycat, dude, he's got like. The problem is, man, people get a little jangle
Starting point is 00:16:49 in their pocket, they think to the man all of a sudden. They got a mic in front of the face, you're the man all of a sudden. They're getting a lot of pub right now. Come fucking get it, Bob. Come get it. You want to go? Let's fucking, let's do it. You don't make videos like me and Quentin Nelson.
Starting point is 00:17:02 You don't make podcasts like us. Old News, baby. You guys are usually what they call in the South old money, baby. It's like blockbuster and Netflix. Yeah, yep. You guys are Blockbuster. Guess what? We're taking over this thing.
Starting point is 00:17:15 We're going to release this podcast today. Fuck it, dude. God damn and I'm so mad now I know you're fired up A couple deep breaths Yeah I'm fired up
Starting point is 00:17:24 Oh I got a bugger in my nose Ah So The legendary video you guys made Yeah Uh huh How uh how has
Starting point is 00:17:33 How'd your life change immediately I'm gonna answer your question With a question No no no no No I'm asking Que Queal Do I queue Um
Starting point is 00:17:41 How'd my life change from that Yeah So Followers went up Big time Um Had a decent amount of
Starting point is 00:17:50 black women so I had my DMs asking me to marry them and stuff like that didn't one of them ask you if you ate ass nah I think I made that up to be funny I was open Q and sit there like you and I replied like groceries
Starting point is 00:18:07 no no someone asked me if uh Cardi B message me and I was like yeah she did and like
Starting point is 00:18:18 playing it off really cool, like not telling him what I said. And the person was like, oh, what'd she say? And I was like, she asked if I eat ass. And like, everyone found it funny. Like, Taylor's texting right now. No, I'm not. I'm actually checking something. He's fired up right now.
Starting point is 00:18:33 But then I was like, yeah, just kidding. Yeah, just kidding. Yeah. What was making that video like? I heard it took a couple takes. It took, they, uh... It took two takes. And, like, Taylor and I kind of went on our own, like, uh,
Starting point is 00:18:48 figuring out what the lyrics were and like the choreograph like part of it too like uh and i i think we hit it pretty spot on we did it the first time uh we did one take the first time and uh we did a we did a pretty good job but then taylor was like no no we could do so much better like he's kind of a perfectionist so we did it a second time and what was the coaching what was the coaching on getting it better that that's to me that's a fun it was a um i don't recall i know i could have done a lot better. There's a bunch of stuff that offset was doing that I could have done that moving my hands a little better and then
Starting point is 00:19:22 when I stood up and doing anything for cloud and I was like how to get in front of the camera I know I did that wrong if I had done that better and then Q's coaching point was Nick Bennett he was like he's like Q you just got to fucking you just got to unlock your bitch bro he's like you just got to let your bitch out
Starting point is 00:19:40 like come on get sassy and Q legit is shirtless like you know you're so right holding his margarita like a total bitch dude Oh, yeah. And he was, he killed it. He puts the cup down the same time, dude, and he unleashed his inner feminist.
Starting point is 00:19:54 He killed it. You killed it. It was a good amount of tequila shots in, because, like, that's all we were drinking. It was our last day, too. So we were running out of alcohol, and you had, like, we were practicing, and so he would practice and take sips.
Starting point is 00:20:10 And so he's like, our bartender, our bartender, Aaron. Yeah, who's a homie deal. I love you, Aaron. And if you somehow are getting this down in Cabo, dude, I love you and I miss you so much. I can't miss you again next March. Will, we'll tell you how it is. But, yeah, dude, Q's like, like, low-key drinks himself under the table during this whole thing. He's, like, five, six of these things in.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Dude, so then in the process of, like, making the video, I had, like, then two margaritas, which were delicious. Aaron made them. And then when we did it the second time, the one that we posted, Taylor was like, ah, like, I know we can do better. Like, I just know it can be better. I could do this like that. And we're all like, Taylor, dude. It's been like 35 minutes now.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Let's get over. And I'm like, dude, I just like killed this margarita. If I have to make another one and then drink it, I don't know, man. He's going to die. Yeah. You know, we spent the whole day at the house. And for those who are listening that don't know the context of this, the boys were down in Cabo and they stayed at the same place that Cardi B.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And offset? Yeah, so here's how the whole story went down. Like, we get to, I'd love for you to tell it, but you weren't there. Invited, but didn't go. Honestly, like, you really can measure your type of friends you have. Can you please? I literally, I invited Quentin, what, like, probably two weeks, two weeks before. And you were like, you were kind of against it at first, and then you end up going.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, until Taylor probably talked you into it somehow. Taylor's spoken into existence. I'll take care of you. Private Jed. I'll pay for that. And he buys your friendship. Not, no. I actually, uh...
Starting point is 00:21:47 Well, I kind of did happen a little bit, but... Dude, I pay for the jet. No, not you pay for the jet. I'm saying, like, he's saying, like, I try to talk you again. I was like, yeah, I did. So, uh, he asked me, and I was like, no, I'm not sure, dude, like, uh, no, I don't think I could go. So then he's like, all right, okay, you're gonna go to that. And I'm like, all right, I can see that, yeah, okay, buddy.
Starting point is 00:22:09 And, uh, literally, like, every conversation we have with another person, um, there would be like, yeah so when Q and I go to Cabo together and it's like I'm looking like what the like I didn't agree to that like and he pretty much spoke it into existence and he's so persistent and it got to the point like all right yep I'm going to Cabo and then once I said that he's like
Starting point is 00:22:31 what do you say like and I was like I'm in and uh best choice you've ever made your entire life huh it was amazing true I tell you the more you guys just listen to me the more we're going to be all right you fought me on this bus too what happened I didn't fight you're in a massive I did not fight you on it.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I was just like, are you sure? And I was like, man, I don't, I don't know if this will work. And I was like, hey, it's going to be all right. It's going to be all right. But yeah, it's, it's been magical. I mean, there is some truth to that. Sometimes I'll be like, it was like me. My strength coach came over to like shoot the shit on the deck.
Starting point is 00:23:08 And Taylor was going to come over. We didn't end up calling him. But I told him, my thought was if we FaceTime Taylor, Taylor is going to talk us into leaving my house and go to his house because that's just how this man functions. He talks you into everything. Yep.
Starting point is 00:23:23 He's a winner. Persistent. What can I say? I'm not a winner against the Colts, but I am a winner in general. The context of Cabo, we got a little off topic there. So we pull up the first day into this house. House is immaculate.
Starting point is 00:23:36 It's beautiful. And we're cruising around. All the boys are finding in their rooms. They're going to stay in, put my bag down. I walk out. And we're eating like they have like, They have like, uh, shushimi waiting for us. They have like lobster tail.
Starting point is 00:23:47 They have a whole bunch of stuff like, just waiting for us. And, uh, this guy, Aaron, our bartender, our homie, he goes, uh, he goes, uh, Cartybee was here yesterday. We're like, what? Uh, Cardi B. She does, Cardi B, the rapist. She just, she just left. I was like, oh, Cardi B the rapist just left. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:07 All right. So, uh, Quinn, my brother-in-law, he goes on our Instagram and sees that they literally did video for their song Clout in the hot tub of the house we're staying at. So the first day, all the boys knew, like, back in the day, I was a big, like, dub smash dude. And they're like, Taylor, you got to do it. You got to do the video. And I was like, I'm not doing the video.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That's stupid. There's no way. It won't get any hits. It's dumb. And so we go about our business. We spend the whole, like, whole weekend. Boozing, having a good time, hitting, what, Mango Bay or whatever, mango deck. Yeah, Matt.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Going down to Squid Road. no name bar just kind of crush an end of coppel love it, going a little fish in action and the last day we were there before we left, it's the morning, we're all having morning margaritas. The drink of the whole weekend was just tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime.
Starting point is 00:24:58 That was the drink. And they're like, dude, let's just do it. And I was kind of like, no, I don't know. But in my head I'm like, yo, if the boys get hype about it, I'll do. So the boys, like, someone got hype about itself. Like, fuck it, let's do it. Q, you got to be Cardi B though,
Starting point is 00:25:12 because, dude, you're fucking, you're thick, bro. You got to do. You're, he was all about it. You were all in from the get-go, ready to do it. Yep, yep. And so, I have to do offsets part. He moves around a lot more, so I had to, like, go and figure out his, like, hit, well, his little choreographer or whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:29 And, um, so I'm in the corner of this house by myself. Well, all the boys are with Q. Like, giving Q point is doing it. And I'm, like, staring at my phone. I'm like, okay. Switch to the Pint, house man, on the beach, all right. crazy on streets and they're going to come to defeat
Starting point is 00:25:45 and I'm like trying to do all the stuff or whatever yeah this is the video up here and uh yeah I can talk crazy on tweets that don't want it because it comes to defeat I peat these peckers all sweet yeah look at him back there
Starting point is 00:25:58 he's so sassy in it too in that bucket hat that's the part that we had to do over dude the abs are popping a little poppy action there Look, this is the best part I'm putting his day at the same time wait
Starting point is 00:26:14 Get a cue He said Pussy is still wet Like a big bitch It's splashed the water Dude oh dude That's awesome So funny man
Starting point is 00:26:29 She's just a lyrical genius She really is Dude Cardi B See like Taylorin has a weird obsession on Cardi B But the thing I love
Starting point is 00:26:36 About Cardi B She's so real She's like She owns it She's a boss She talks about like She was a stripper Like stealing from dudes
Starting point is 00:26:42 And everyone's like Oh my God Cardi B Why would you do that She's like Pitching from the hood That's what we had to do we did it.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I'm not going to pretend like we never did that. So anyway, it was awesome. We ended up doing it. It was cool, but we could have definitely done better, I think. Dude, my first thought when I saw that, it took about FOMO.
Starting point is 00:27:02 It went through the roof when I saw that video drop. Well, it was like, I can do a better job as quite a mess car to be. I don't know if I could have. I did think like, that could have been me, but dude, you crushed it.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Like there's no. You literally texted me and said that would have been me. Yeah. Don't fucking lie He said that he goes Yeah no no That would have been me For sure
Starting point is 00:27:23 In my head I'm like Probably not though Because you don't look anything like Like you ain't thick Yeah like he did He crushed it And puts it still wet like a big bitch And hits the water
Starting point is 00:27:31 That was his improv too The splash The splash was all year Dude you slayed that thing I loved it man You really did do a good job with that You did a great job too I feel like you keep telling me
Starting point is 00:27:42 You did a great job Like fishing for a common moon back Like You shouldn't need that You shouldn't need that You should know. Yeah, I love that. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:27:51 This is the train? Are you fucking kidding me? The disrespect. Hey, you're witnessing a train on the bus. Yeah. Every time, every pod. It wouldn't be a Bustin' With the Boys podcast without a little train action going by.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Do you even listen to the P? Hey, if you're just tuning in to Bustin with the Boys, just a quick update. Fuck part of my take. Fuck Bob. Big Cat, dude. PFT. We don't have any qualms right now.
Starting point is 00:28:12 We're giving him a lot. We're giving them a lot. Whatever, dude. Everybody who follows us. us follows them. You guys are way, way bigger than us.
Starting point is 00:28:24 We're going to get you, though. Hey, we're going to get you though. All right. You listen to the pod? Have you listened to any of them? No, I have. I have. I listened to the first three
Starting point is 00:28:36 and then I just, I've been listening to the little things you put on Instagram. What's been your favorite one? Probably the first one without Taylor. And Zach's little voices in there, like, making comments. And you're just like, Zach, shut the fuck up, Jack. I heard to hear, but he's not wrong.
Starting point is 00:28:58 He doesn't saw a little, the triple zero pod. That's who he's talking about. Fuck you, Q. Fuck you. Dude, I'm just playing with you, bro. Hey, you did a great job on that Cardi B video. You need to know that. So you play for the cults.
Starting point is 00:29:14 We already knew that everyone. knows that, but let's talk about that anyway. Pro bowler. Did you want to play for the Colts when you first, when you were at Notre Dame, which is a, just you haven't made a lot of good life decisions, huh? What do you mean? Well, you grew up in New Jersey, so and then you had to go to fucking Notre Dame. Have you ever been? Do you know
Starting point is 00:29:28 Matt I Anianitis? Yeah, I went to New Jersey to actually wipe my ass and then I flew to New York. I had a layover. I flew to New Jersey. I was like, dude, what a perfect place to take a shit. And I've got in the plane. Do you know Matt Ionitis? Oh, okay. Oops. I guess I was just Oops, oopsies. Oopsies. I guess I was just in the middle of a little rant there.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Yeah. Will. That was a great bit. He's from New Jersey. You know. You never know. Yeah, that got quality content there. Thank you, Will.
Starting point is 00:29:54 All right. Go back. Go back to your bed. So I was in New Jersey, right? Took a fart. Took a poop. All right. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:30:00 So you go to Notre Dame. Did you ever play Michigan? When I was redshirting, yeah. Yeah. Who won that game? Notre Dame. Did they really? My landslide.
Starting point is 00:30:11 It was like 308 zero. Are you serious? Yeah. Was that the Natty year? At home. Damn, when was your freshman year? 14. Okay, that was the year after I left.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah. When did you guys win the Natty? Or not win, lose the Natty. That was like 2013-12. 2012. Oh, okay. That year, 2012, we played Alabama. Got it got waxed.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Dude, we were you guys so fucking hard in that first game? Really? And you guys just got, yeah, because Big Ten versus SAC, it's like, you're always rooting for the Big Ten squad. You know, you're always rooting for the Big Ten squad. You guys don't care. You guys are independent. You guys play mostly ACC schools now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:46 You take that easy way out. Yeah, that is an easy way out, dude. Clemson's one. Clemson's solid. No, don't get me wrong. Well, now you want to hang on to Clemson, but all and all. All and all, dude. Is Syracuse in the ACC?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Syracuse, yeah. Who else? Dude, their mascot is a fruit. Their mascot's not even fruit. It's a color, bro. It's a, they literally have an orange with legs walking around. That's their mascot. And you're like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:31:12 You know, tough, tough schedule this year. Got to play a fruit. Let's scroll, let's, yeah, let's figure out who else is in the ACC. Uh, Florida State, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia. Florida State used to be good. Virginia, no, Virginia Tech, nope. Wake Forest? Wake Forest is a D1 school.
Starting point is 00:31:30 I had no idea. Oh, Georgia Tech, did triple option? Yeah, that's a tough one. Is Georgia Tech in the fucking ACC C? Yeah, NC State. Yeah. NC State's good. Lokee solid, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Duke. I got an offer from Duke Come out of high school Did you? Yeah, you know Didn't think twice Didn't even think Did even think about it?
Starting point is 00:31:50 GeoQ sweet dude Yeah, QOQ How many offers you have from high school? I don't want to talk about it How many? All of them? Were you a big group? I'm not trying to
Starting point is 00:32:01 Toot my own horn right now Were you an all-American? Yeah Army All-American? Yeah Army deed? I don't know, I was the way to do it. I heard the Army one had like
Starting point is 00:32:13 for legit um, like two a days. So disrespectful. Dude, don't fucking disrespect our podcast, dude. Don't disrespect our podcast, bro. Hey, you won't drink all that whiskey right now. I will not. We got a special event coming up with you. Yeah, we do with my birthday parties tonight. Actually, wins birthday parties first. Then it's my birthday party.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I can't wait to just go and smile at this extravagant two-year-old birthday party. Yeah, my daughter's got a, we're She has no idea. I told my wife, I said, I don't want surprises as far as, like, how expensive this thing is. She goes, oh, you're going to be surprised. Dude, it's probably going to be the best birthday party of those two-year-olds I've ever been to.
Starting point is 00:32:53 I mean, wins obviously. Yeah, dude. It's a Winnie the Poe theme one, too. Win. Winnie the Poe. E-Or. Tigre. Tigger.
Starting point is 00:33:02 T-I-D-D-E-D-E-E-U-R. I want to be the little piglet. Dude, we should paint you pink. If we painted you pink. That would be funny. Except the pig. It's like just all. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:33:13 You'd be a better Eeyore. If you had to be a Winnie the Pooh character, what would you be? Probably Pooh. All right, talk like Pooh. Pull up a clip of poo talking and I want you to, I want you to... Do you think you'd be like poo? I think so. I don't really watch Winnie the Pooh.
Starting point is 00:33:30 I'd be Tigger for sure. When's the last thing you guys watched a Winnie the Pooh movie? Oh, it's scary, isn't it? Dude, it acts to Heffulips. It's actually terrifying. But like, whenie the Pooh says, some of the most like
Starting point is 00:33:43 philosophical philosophious Socrates ass shit dude he is he is just dropping gems out there
Starting point is 00:33:50 he drops gems out there What to do indeed What to do indeed Nice dude What's his movie called Winnie the Pooh No I suppose it's true
Starting point is 00:34:06 It needs to be That's a silly explanation Why thank you Yeah that'd be cute Look at just in there Just give him a small t-shirt to wear today Belly shirt Billy hanging out
Starting point is 00:34:18 This is belly hanging on a little crop top Yo that crop piece bro I have not just eating honey I wonder which way I always get to where I'm going By walking the way from where I have been Dude right I told you he dropped some gems
Starting point is 00:34:35 Might have to rewind that Here go go back Go back and have Q re-do that Let's add value to our listeners It would appear that I am stuck. Have you just eaten honey? I have not just eating honey. I wonder which way.
Starting point is 00:34:47 I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I have been. It's too many words. I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been. You got this. I can't do it on the spot. I always get to where I'm going because
Starting point is 00:35:01 wait, now fuck, dude again. Go back, dude. Go back one more time. Hey. Hey. Hey, he's nervous. He's nervous. Hey, it's always the brave this one. It's always the bravest one has said. I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I have been.
Starting point is 00:35:16 I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been. That's solid, dude. Not too shabby. I told you, do Winnie the Pooh dropped some nuggets out there, dude. Yeah, I'm going to watch that now. Christopher Robin, I've never seen this movie. I was on a flight with Talen and I like took a nap, fell asleep. She put this movie on.
Starting point is 00:35:35 I woke up and the movie was ending and she was bawling her eyes out. Oh, boy. She was crying. She's like, this is one of the best movies. She was so emotional right now. It was incredible, dude. I got to see it.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I got to watch that. I love Winnie the Pooh. But yeah, we got a Winnie the Pooh theme, Betty Betty Betty Betty, right there. What's up, Blas?
Starting point is 00:35:52 You got some? We got some. We, um, yeah, Winnie the Pooh, we got a whole thing. We got, we got cookies, like all Winnie the Pooh themed.
Starting point is 00:36:00 We got like a whole 100 acre forest. Yeah, actual 100 acres, but there's going to be trees and shit in there. This pod's been like a subtle flex the entire episode. What's that? Oh,
Starting point is 00:36:10 And he's like, you know, I bought the private jet. Hey, he did. Hey, we got the whole spread. We got lobster. We got shrimp. We got this. We got that. Cardi B stayed here.
Starting point is 00:36:19 You know what the thing is? We probably accidentally started doing that because a big cat's fat ass talking shit. Yeah. He started talking shit and we had to be like, how big is big cat? Look it up, dude. Pull up a picture of that clown. Honestly, I'm saying. To pull a picture that wind of the poo mustache looking motherfucker, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:36 We might have to, uh, we might have to run this pod soon. We might have to run this pod tomorrow. I don't know if we have time. Let's do emergency pod. Either this week or next week for sure. No. Big Cat Barstool. Oh, good, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Just type in Big Cat, height and weight. He's going to have his size. They have a blog recapping their first doctor's appointment. Wait in at 222. Come on, bro. Seriously. I think he's hiding it. He doesn't want people to know.
Starting point is 00:37:29 You know what sucks is that Barstall is so big that if I ever fuck up in a game now, they can highlight the hell out. Oh, yeah, they can. And they can expose me. I hope it happens. Let me just take the time right now, Big Cat, to apologize for everything I've said to do.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I am, I don't mean any of this. 6-2? You got some height. Good for him. I thought he'd be like 5-11. Dude, I thought he'd be like 5-7. Do you thought so? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:55 6-2-22. He's thick-ass dude, but he ain't that fat. See, how I'm going back on. everything now? Dude, you're going back. You see how I'm back peddling? I know, dude, I'm such a bitch. How big a boy are you?
Starting point is 00:38:08 You remember Roy D. Mercer back in the day? Are you guys too young? Maybe. It's probably too young. Dude, you're so old. Talk about a candlewop ass. He'd prank call people. Yeah. You guys know?
Starting point is 00:38:19 His last name's cats. K-A-T-Z. Oh, so that's probably good. Yeah. I guess 6-2's big. Six-2 is. How tall are you? 6-5.
Starting point is 00:38:30 You're not 6-5, bro. What do you mean? What do I mean? I mean, you're shorter than 6.5. All right, 6.4, 3 quarters, bro. Oh, dude, the chief is starting to come out. I'm like 6.2. He'll be 6.2 by June of next year.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Me? Yeah. Why? Because the truth are slowly trickles, dude. Some dudes don't want to be taller. Like, I don't want to be any taller than I am. 3.30? Accurate.
Starting point is 00:38:54 How accurate? How accurate are you right now? About 6 pounds. We're not bad, dude. How were we in February, though? February we were a big boy You're looking lean right now though Do you look good
Starting point is 00:39:05 You look good You look good I've been working out You've been trying hard You ready to go? Am I ready to go? Yeah Can't wait It's going to be an awesome season
Starting point is 00:39:14 Do you guys think You guys think you're actual Super Bowl contenders? Yeah Really Over the tights Why do you say really? Well because I'm in the same division as you as you
Starting point is 00:39:24 And then if you guys are Super Bowl contenders It's going to be really unfortunate for us Well do you guys think your Super Bowl contenders Stanley? I think it's a very big possibility Absolutely What do you think about that? What do you think about Titans versus Colts this year?
Starting point is 00:39:35 I think week two is the Super Bowl then. I have a question. Do Andrew Luck get married this offseason? He did. He did. Where did you sit at his wedding? You son of a bitch. Wow, really close to you guys.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Do you guys, like, did you were you a groomsman or were you like just in the stand? It was a private wedding. Not a lot of people were invited. A private wedding. What's a private wedding? Not a lot of people knew about it Yeah Were you even invited
Starting point is 00:40:05 No, I wasn't Wow it sounds like real Super Bowl contenders Yeah Hey didn't somebody get married And all the boys Huh? Didn't who got married this past year And all the boys were there
Starting point is 00:40:14 Was it Q? Yeah I missed that one though Yeah but you were invited Yeah it was invited though And the whole squad was there Coup Spain the whole squad was invited Mexico Cancun That's how the Titans did it bro
Starting point is 00:40:25 That's crazy You guys camarader is kind of shit over there huh No it's actually a very strong Is it? Yeah Andrew's a great guy, great player. Yeah, you're going political on us now. Did he? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:38 He loves the O-Ly. He always sits with us during much. What do you get you guys? What do you guys for Christmas? Let me guess. Let me guess. A couple of coats, maybe, some dress shirts. No, he got us all Rolexes. No, your line. You'd be wearing the Rolex right now if you had it.
Starting point is 00:40:55 No, man, I don't like the flex like that. So you're lying? No, dude. So you got your Rolex. What kind of Rolex was it? A beautiful one. I think it's a seed dweller. A seed dweller?
Starting point is 00:41:11 Pull up a seed dweller. Hey, we're going down that lane. Gator boots? Gator boots and a Rolex. Dude, he went all out this year. Would Marcus get the old life? He actually got us gator boots for real. Okay, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:41:27 And I'm iPhones. And I'm boots with the pimped out Gucci shoes. Yeah, he got us an iPhone too. A custom iPhone with Titan colors. Yeah, where is that? Do you have it? No, this is actually Taylor's old foam. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I actually got one, too. Once this one breaks, I'm going to use that one. Nice, nice. Which ones do you get? Dude, I don't know. Can we move on to it next? God. We got all these roll eyes up here, dude, that's plural for Rolex.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Which ones do you get? Is it? I don't know. You don't say Rolex? I think it's Roll-I. I like that better. Like Smurf. They should trademark better. I got some Roli.
Starting point is 00:42:01 I don't have Rola. I was just kind of. of saying that word. Maybe if you came to Cabo, you'd have one. Yeah. Actually, probably, though. Yeah. How much is that thing?
Starting point is 00:42:12 14,000, do you? That's nothing. Did you get one? Not a fucking dent. You should get that. I know he got something for all of his old boys. Yeah. And we're not going to keep flexing on this, on this podcast, but yes, I did.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I don't know what Big Cat said for his boys in the podcast. So that's the enrol you got? Mm-hmm. Wow. 14. 148, huh? Good for you, Andrew, Luck. Are you telling the truth, Quentin?
Starting point is 00:42:36 He's just sitting there like, he's like, please, I just want to stop talking about this. Stop putting down my quarterback, bro. Yeah, I just don't even give a fuck anymore. He doesn't even get as comfortable as I fucking can't know. It's kind of nice sitting over here because I don't know. You guys are kind of scrunched up. I'll do what I want over here. I feel good.
Starting point is 00:42:53 I feel comfortable. I got my latte in hand. Is that a latte? Cross, yeah. Ice latte with almond milk. I'm a lot, dude. You had one too. almond milk.
Starting point is 00:43:00 And then you disrespected our podcast. almond milk, baby. Dairy free, dude I can tell there wasn't any sugar in there I was kind of disappointed But I know you're like holding me accountable You're like I don't want Q to gain weight Before going to camp
Starting point is 00:43:11 I appreciate that Yo, you want to talk about a couple Accountability things We had to deal with in California There was a lot of accountability things Dude It was rough I'll say I lost like 10 pounds out there
Starting point is 00:43:24 End of the season In February like 362 pounds That's so fat Dude because it's just like You got a new guy every week. It's like Gino Ackins. Then you got Fletcher Cox. Then you got Clay's.
Starting point is 00:43:37 You got Durel. You got clowny. All these guys. And it's just stressy. I was like, holy fuck. Did I got to go against this guy this week? Let me eat a lot and make myself feel better. So we got pretty big.
Starting point is 00:43:50 We started the season at like 332 and then ended at 362. So a subtle like 30 pound jump. Like within like four months. and then I lost about like now it was like 16 pounds in California and then lost another
Starting point is 00:44:09 like however many pounds back training it with the Colts feeling good though the joints are feeling a lot better after taking that weight off yeah what kind of accountability things you have to go through
Starting point is 00:44:22 when you were out in California a lot of eating things Taylor was on the paleo diet just getting ripped and like yeah and then I was like yeah I'll do that but I wasn't totally committed. You'd do it around him, but then you'd go home.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Q lived with me in some house. Hey, the dark doctor. Hey, who's at the door? And he's like, uh, postmates. Like, what's going on? Nothing. Just mind your own fucking business. The fuck out of you, too.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Dude, there was one time I caught, uh, Kew. I went in his room to wake him up in the morning. And I found like, uh, he sets an alarm an hour early just to eat. Yeah. I found like a bunch of chocolate wrappers Dark chocolate Yeah because it's good for your heart
Starting point is 00:45:06 Yeah We're at CVS one time And I'm literally arguing about If chocolate's good for you or not He's like there's no way dark chocolate's good for you And I was like Your blood pressure The last one was like
Starting point is 00:45:18 It's good for your skin And I had like terrible sunburn And like we were just talking about We were dying laughing in CVS Dude dark chocolate is good for you right Oh that's great Just not just not like 20 packets like one night.
Starting point is 00:45:31 So many. And then we would carpool every once in a while to Exos. And I'd get in the car and I'd be like kicking around empty boxes of dark chocolate, dude. Do you know a percentage that was? It was very high. It was like extra dark or something like that. Yeah. Have you ever tried a 100% dark chocolate bar?
Starting point is 00:45:48 I think it was like damn near close to that. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying like in general, like those things fucking suck, dude. Like I've tried it. I've worked my way up to like 85 and it's, it's. I think that's where I was about 85. Yeah. yeah i love me some dark chocolate
Starting point is 00:46:01 damn 85 i don't even do i don't really do chocolate like that that's not only my fan i love it i love chocolate i can't um i don't eat sweet i'll tell you what though i smack ice cream i love ice cream like i do ice dress eat too so like october hits september you're usually pretty good like you're like yeah okay cool i'm cool with this like i can i'm gonna be so sharp the whole season right life's good couple of stresses maybe a couple bad plays in there all right fuck i did all
Starting point is 00:46:25 some chinese food it's all right just one time having the chinese food Yep. I went a little harder practice. General Salas chicken. You all just run super hard at practice next day. They feel like shit. You're like, man, I'm not really feeling like good. I'll take it easy because I had a game on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Finish the game up. You're like, man, that was pretty good. Hey, good win, boys. Flying back from the game, they're passing out fucking chocolate chip cookies and chocolate milk and little ice cream bars. You're like, well, we did have a good game. I did just play. I lost a lot of cows there.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Bang, bang, smacking that up. Get home. Oh, man, I'm so fucking hungry. It's how old is the only thing they're open. is like pizza places. Well, I'll definitely work out hard in the morning
Starting point is 00:47:01 so I'll get some... Yeah, so Monday I gotta have legs on Monday so I gotta make sure get that out. You know what? I'm hit the treadmill too. Long story,
Starting point is 00:47:08 sure you hit that vicious circle, dude, you're looking like trash in December. And then everybody's just trashed your body. Everyone was gonna' your body. Delany Walker was killing Will last year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:18 He was hurting and he came back. He goes, damn, come, don't you stop working out? I was getting the hot tub, you know, a spandex a little tight too and you just feel shitty about yourself.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Dude, do the worst is, during the season when I was getting fat like kids on the team would be like damn cute you're getting bigger man I'm like what do you mean man like more jacked like trying to take their questions
Starting point is 00:47:42 and turn it this way because I know I'm not getting more jack during the season like we're lifting like three times a week doing nothing like your body's hurting you can't go that like that hard in the lifts and I'm like God that hurts like I know what you mean when you say bigger buddy It is a tough little deal, man
Starting point is 00:47:59 It's a tough little game Do you have like a weight you can't go over Did they keep you too? I don't think there's a weight he can't go over That's Jayham Brown Boy Well, he's got to stay out there though Dude yeah we had a weight limit
Starting point is 00:48:10 I got a I got firing quite a bit last year Did you really get fined? Yeah Damn, that's heartless The Titans would never find me If you want to come play with for us No, I'm okay
Starting point is 00:48:18 You good? Mm-hmm Would you ever want to play for the Titans? No That's the wrong answer Your age and would say Colts big Let's go Colts
Starting point is 00:48:27 Whoever's paying, right? Go shoot Do you guys just hang out Pat McAfee all the time? I did an interview with him once And you loved him, huh? Yeah, he's awesome Yeah, McAfee's an absolute beauty He's a friend of the show
Starting point is 00:48:43 I'm like Big Cat I will say What was the thing? What was it? Oh, what was with that video This year of you screaming While you were pulling When you were laying out some Jaguars
Starting point is 00:48:56 defenders. Oh yeah. So pretty much I was miced up that game. And I'm not like huge on social media. So you're trying to build your clout with this mic. No, no, no. No, like I wasn't. I don't like tweet often or anything like that. Have you heard him mic'd up? No.
Starting point is 00:49:16 He says like exactly what you think he would say. He was not acting at all. He's so genuinely cueing it. Are those co-cakes? Our media guy, Matt, Matt Conti comes up. Keep you in this up? Is this the mic'd up? Yeah, you absolutely drummered like that.
Starting point is 00:49:38 All right. All right. Here, I'm going to explain it, like, quick. All right, so, media guy on, like, Thursday, Matt Conti comes up to me, says, I want to mic you up. I'm like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. And then he's like, dude, it'll be really good for our fans,
Starting point is 00:49:51 like, just this one time and I'll never bother you the rest of the season. When he said, never bother you the rest of the season, I was like, all in. And I was like, And he's like, dude, nothing bad is going to happen from it. Honestly, it's going to promote you and stuff like that. So anyway, game rolls around. I'm miced up.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Like, don't even, like, remember, don't even, like, whatever. So pretty much that play that we just saw happened earlier on in the game. But then later in the game, it was, like, fourth and one, and we were running, like, fake power right, so I was pulling. And Andrew was going to, like, fake hand the ball. and do a bootleg the other way. So on my pole, like to, like, suck the linebackers down more, I screamed like that. I for sure, I'd for sure fall for that, too.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Yeah. So, I was like, ah! Yeah. And, like, did a, it totally worked. And we got the first down. Totally worked. So then after the game, like, you look at my phone and I just like, it's like blown up. And, like, I see the play.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I'm like, that's cool, like, whatever. You felt so. Yeah, no, what do you mean? That's cool, whatever. Like, you know, I feel. I'm dumbied that dude out. I wasn't like that so cool or whatever. I'm the man, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:04 That's so sick. That is so dope. That's porn for an office alignment. That's so cool. It was. So then, like, someone comes up with the video of me, like, screaming. And I'm getting texts from all my friends saying, like, is everything all right? Like, you're a psycho, all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Like, you lunatic. And I'm like, dude, like, no, that wasn't me screaming. Like, that's from a different way. Like, they dubbed it in. And it got to the point where so many people were texting me that I was like, dude, I can't answer these anymore. But like everyone thought I was a psycho. And then three days later, I'm hit with a like $26,000 fine. And like the media guy told me like, hey, everything's going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Like nothing bad is going to happen from this. And I'm like, I took that the letter they gave me, like the fine. I walked into the media room and just slammed it on his desk. And I was like, you're fucking paying for this. motherfucker, all this stuff. Should I be mad too? And, like, obviously he's not going to pay for it. So, but going back to that play,
Starting point is 00:52:11 dude, I pulled around, and I was, like, literally looking this way, and I turned left, and I saw this guy coming full speed downhill at me, and I just, like, got as well as I can. But I, like, barely even saw him. Like, I saw him in a split second. And it was, like, probably, like, one of the luckiest hits in my life. Like, I didn't do it on purpose.
Starting point is 00:52:29 It just like kind of happened. Like I fell into it. You just fell into your body and it just took over. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, a pool basically overrides anything for a backer. A what? A pooler.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Like you see a pool? You're just fucking, you don't see anything else. You see a puller? Like when he said he's going to bootleg out the other way and fake everybody. Like, yeah, I totally fall for that. I would have probably dummied him, though. I would have probably been the other way around. You think so?
Starting point is 00:52:54 What do you think? I think we'll never know. What do you think? he's a big boy man Q's yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't be excited I wouldn't be excited to throw my life on the line for
Starting point is 00:53:06 for that but I definitely would and we'll just see what happens like that one time when I told you I got knocked out and the guy's like go to sleep motherfucker yeah and I was like fucking knocked out like probably a boxer that goes down
Starting point is 00:53:18 they can't get up for a second I was stunned like that dude and I just laid my life on the line thinking I'm gonna tee off on this dude and it went the other way around and I was fucking numb I'm trying to get up in shit talk. And I just hear as he keeps going like,
Starting point is 00:53:32 go to night night, motherfucker. Holy shit this boy gave it to me. He goes, holy shit this boy gave it to me. Dude, nothing worse than getting fucking knocked out. It happens, though. People get God all the time, man. But people think, like, you know, cues this big dude.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Like, you're jacked up, man. The man's firm. Can't disrespect him. Yeah. And he's fast. faster than he looks too quick are you quick what was that 40 never ran it never ran oh smart man probably was a little smart but i'll tell you what um you're quick we worked out together for the whole off season from from january to april right after the pro bowl it was it was very
Starting point is 00:54:17 competitive we definitely made each other better but you um i was the thing i was most impressed was with how how good your conditioning was i thought for sure like yeah this dude he's probably be stronger than me. But his conditioning, like, there were times when he was like, let's go, Taylor. Like, telling me to pick it up. Yeah. And I was like, damn, man, this guy's, this guy's the real deal. No, I'm very impressed by you, Q.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Not only as a football player, but I'm also impressed by you as a person more than anything else. You're an awesome guy. Anyway, Judevian calling. I like that. I like that note for. What's that? None, I enjoy, I enjoy hearing that. I'm sitting here.
Starting point is 00:54:49 I'm like, I want to what Keith's thinking. Like, likewise. I know, too. Yeah. I get real sturdy like Yeah, like that. Stupid. I respect you too, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Keep it all in. Oh, dude. What did you think of the bus? Did you enjoy it? Do you have fun on it? The bus? Yeah, absolutely. Do you have more fun when you were on with Pat?
Starting point is 00:55:08 Did you go to his spot? No, it wasn't a podcast. It was an interview I did with him. And I'm definitely enjoying this a lot better. Wow, dude. We love Pat. He's like a mentor of this show. I love Pat McAfee, love Barstall's a part of my tech.
Starting point is 00:55:19 He's such a great guy. We've officially done a whole 180 on this podcast. I like to officially. apologize to part of my take i'm starting i'm starting to think of the repercussions for my actions here yeah they're following yeah you're gonna i mean anytime i get beat it could be highlighted it could be a whole bit for them dude if you have a sweet play they're probably not gonna like post it no they never will but maybe they will hey guys i'm sorry hey hey sit up straight you're right give them give them some respect hey guys sorry
Starting point is 00:55:58 I didn't mean it, man. I bet off a little more than I could chew. I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to get these guys, maybe get a couple clicks. You'll fix your mic, Will. Get a couple clicks. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, yo, these guys got way too much firepower. Yeah. Like their demographic is my demographic.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yeah. And their demographic is way bigger. So listen, part of my take, if you guys want to buy us, whatever, we'd love to come hang out. Total, total 180. We're done. God, I'm a bitch. you sold out on that. I did just sell out so hard.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Whatever, dude. I'll come back next week with a totally different opinion. That's the thing about podcast, dude, is I can have as many personalities as I want. This is a solid pod. I could say whatever I want, and then the next day I can say the exact opposite, and you guys can't do anything about it because it's my podcast.
Starting point is 00:56:43 And that's it. You got anything? You got any messages for the Colt fans while we're here? With respect to the Titans fans. I would say, see you at Grand Park. I mean, that's where we do. training camp.
Starting point is 00:56:59 And I think we have a lot of afternoon practices, so it'll be easier for them to make some of the practices. And just excited for this year. We started off with two-away games, so hopefully we can win those two and then come home and have an electric factory at Lucas Oil. You're ready to go, dude. And you're fired up, dude, I can see it.
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