Bussin' With The Boys - Quenton Nelson
Episode Date: July 23, 2019Thank you: www.regalrg.com This week the boys sit down with Quenton Nelson, who was a Pro Bowler and 1st Team All-Pro in his rookie year as an Indianapolis Colt. He was also an Unanimous All-America...n while playing at Notre Dame in his college years. The boys dive into discussion about Quenton's time with the Colts and Andrew Luck's questionable gift giving. Taylor goes for an attack on Barstool and Big Cat but redacted his statements after some smart thinking. Check out our sponsor:Regal Realty Group - Hunter BrileyPersonal 615-630-9735615-483-0856www.regalrg.com Rate us 5 stars because you're for the boys. Website: bussinwtb.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dude, I don't want to fucking give Clownie any reason to be like even more pissed.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Clownie's not going to watch this.
True.
It depends on how good of our content is.
Someone might tag a minute.
Hey, we put up a video and you posted like, yo, Clownie, you're going to do something
about this?
I went through it.
Are we filming?
All right.
Thank God, dude, because I hate.
So you're on, by the way, you're on the podcast.
This is what we do.
We don't like to, usually what we do is things are already set up, worst production
career ever.
And we go and we get.
get on the bus, we just start talking.
But there was a miscommunication because Will,
Will runs this, Will is like the
leader of this whole thing.
Thanks.
But I'm like the fucking, I'm, I'm everything.
We, uh, what the fuck was I going to say though, man?
Oh, I went through a phase with Judeaian Clowney
where I, where I would tweet at him every day.
I treat him every day for a month and a half.
Just he's getting to responding and never responded to me.
And I'm like, hey, Jadaven, how are you doing today?
Dude, this is that the Titans or?
Yeah, well, this is like a year and a half.
ago. And he would never, he never responded to a word I said.
He's a freak man.
He's stuck. Were you in that game when, uh, Michigan played South Carolina?
Yeah, you don't have stupid questions. You already know.
You know, is there, do you have any specific plays? You want to ask me about Will?
No, that one is there a, is there a play that he was like famous for?
Yeah, so that play was a, uh, a power play. And, um, look, I'm not going to call people out.
It wasn't, it wasn't my assignment to block him on that play. I'll say that. I was supposed to go to a
Deuce, which is the tackle and the guard universal term, to the will linebacker.
Yeah.
And so I didn't.
And so I did.
In that play, in that play, I remember, God, I hate doing this to my guy.
So we're playing clown.
I was like, obviously the biggest thing.
Clon is like the biggest fucking, he's the shit, right?
And we're like terrified.
They said, before we put the end, they're like, hey, Taylor, just let you know, like,
we're not going to give you any help.
We're going to see how you do.
And if you need help, we'll help you.
I was like, great.
Yeah, it sounds awesome, dude.
Hey, dope.
So the game's actually going pretty good, dude.
I'm having a bit of a game, and it's getting towards the end.
And we, it was like fourth down or something like that,
and we miss the first down by like literally a yard.
And the refs are like, they called the first down for us.
And like, it was so obvious that we didn't get it.
It was crazy.
The very next play that play happened.
And I remember being in my stance, and I said to the time,
and I said, Duce.
And then tired and, like, goes, Trey?
Like, he wants me to do it?
I was like, no.
I was like, no, it's a deuce.
Like, I had that much time to explain what was going on.
And I went down, hit the hip of that, the two, and go up to the wheel.
And before we even hit the wheel, I just hear cheering, screaming.
And I hit the wheel.
And I look at him, I go, there's no chance.
It's a good thing for us.
And I turn it around, dude, and Clownie's like, got it.
He's all flexed up like this.
And I'm like, what happened?
We're coming up the field and people are like, what the fuck happened?
Is Vincent Smith okay?
Like, Vincent Smith, like, I was a running back.
He was like 5'3.
He was just a little dude.
Just got disintegrated.
You do, but he got up, no problem.
Like, he's a stud.
He's from Pahoki, Florida.
They chase rabbits out there for conditioning.
No, I'm not even joking, dude.
They catch some hoppers out there, bro.
Get them bunnies after it.
And they catch those motherfuckers too.
We had a bunch of dudes from Pahoki in Florida.
And they were all so athletic.
Yeah.
But they talked.
They're so country.
They talk like,
like when you first meet him, you can't understand anything they're saying.
They go hog hunting down there.
You go hog hunting down there?
No, I just know like that part of Florida, they chase hogs and stab them with knives and stuff like that.
Is that how this podcast is going to start with that's the kind of information you're going to bring to this thing?
Yeah, I'm going to go hog hunting?
Would I?
Probably.
If I was with the boys.
Yeah, with the boys with some dogs and knives in your hands.
That's how they do it down there.
Like the hog hunting I've done is built with a gun.
I'm not a hunter.
I've been hunting two times.
and I've seen, I was in a deer stand
and I have ADD so bad.
I had a butterfly in my sights and I'm like following the bunny butterfly around.
And I'm like, and then I saw a bunny rabbit
and I'm looking at this bunny rabbit like eating greenery
or whatever the fuck bunny rabbits eat.
And I'm just like, if I pulled the trigger on this thing right now,
he would literally disintegrate.
And I was like, I can't, I can't.
I can't hunt, man.
I just can't do it.
But I tell you what, though, if I was going to hunt,
I'd want to have like a big, like a fucking knife.
And I'd want to go against like a 500 pound hog.
Yeah, that sounds cr.
That stuff's crazy.
Those guys are crazy.
Do you hunt?
No, I never heard.
You seem like a hunter.
Nope.
Just a big old country boy.
He's from New Jersey, though.
Oh, he is?
Yeah.
Where would you think he was from Iowa?
Yeah.
Yeah, honestly.
I mean, he's got the busted black shoes, high white socks.
You're coming out of my fucking outfit right now?
He's got your outfit right now, dude.
You know our first time meeting?
You're going to do that?
No, I pre, like, I respect it.
You got a jersey on.
You got a gold chain.
It sounds like he's disrespecting you, bro.
It does.
No, I mean, like we both look like we shop at the same spot, Walmart.
Like, I got this.
No, I'll shop at Walmart, bro.
No, I can't hear you, Taylor.
What?
I can't hear you do.
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
Stop repeating yourself, bud.
That's what I was trying to whisper to you to get Will with, dude.
It's like, you said, hey, get him with the, what did you say?
No, but, you know, it's awesome to meet you, Will.
Taylor talks about you all the time.
He says, yeah, my second best friend, Will.
He's doing this today, and, yeah, it's just like.
And he'll face time.
Like, hey, Will, meet my.
my new best friend.
That's great, man.
Yeah, man.
Q really got some points up with me, dude,
in the whole off season.
You bailed.
I did bail out of the Cabo trip.
Go ahead and guys.
Guys, please get your Cabo baggage off of me.
First of all,
I don't know what it is with you.
Like, you have like a weird,
like, some people like to get tied up.
Some people like to get, like, choked.
Like, you just like to get,
you just like to get insulted, dude.
You got a weird fetish about just getting shit on.
Like, you'll, you'll,
Will's literally called me.
And I'll like shit on him and have like, yeah, yeah, do that at the podcast today.
Make sure you see that at the podcast.
People like, people probably think I'm such a dick to Will, but Will wants me to do this.
He's begging for.
This man, this man, this made a cell of soul for a couple of clicks, but a couple of downloads.
When you grow up with this voice and those shitty teeth I had before, like, you got to learn how to, you got to learn how to take the punches to do.
What don't you like about your voice, though?
Well, I had this when I was young.
So the joke growing up.
Chugs on glass.
You always think like, hey, comp, comp, you're smoking a pack of six.
Like, anytime you're around your boys, you're just, eh, it's just, eh, it.
Like, they always just mock your voice.
I'm like, guys, what the hell do you want me to do?
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have fun of you when we were younger.
No question.
Having that voice.
But I feel like kids are ruthless, dude.
But now, now that you grew up, it's solid, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, I'd better have your voice than my voice.
You're always as funny.
Yeah.
I got, like, a 12-year-old voice, dude.
I got, oh, man.
I legit.
I've seen people comment on my
Instagram like, I don't know Taylor-Luan sounded like that
When any time I'm talking on anything
I do, I do have a little bit of a girl's voice
Dude, I think I do too.
No, you don't.
You're proportional.
You're really not because you're so fucking bad-d
You should sound like Brian and Rackpo.
Like, you should sound like you got like,
Hey, what's up my baby?
Yeah, that one is, that one's O-D.
Like, I don't know why anybody should sound like Rack.
Yeah, Rack's insane, dude.
We gotta get him on the bus.
I don't know, man.
He's so retired.
He is.
He is, but...
Have him bring a little batch of his cupcakes.
And Gigi cupcakes.
Tell me what you told...
Tell me...
Tell Will what you told me about Rack
when you saw him selling them fucking Gigi cupcakes.
Dude, we're in the hotel room.
Before the game, I'm rooting...
Rooming with Braden Smith.
And we're, like, watching TV or whatever,
like watching some, like, NFL show or whatever.
And, like, this commercial comes on.
I'm, like, looking in my playbook.
like focusing on the game
and all of a sudden
like it's a cupcake commercial
so my fat ass obviously
he looks at it
and I'm like oh shit
cupcakes
cupcakes and then
it's like
people were stressing over
Arapo because he's like
such a great player
and once I saw that commercial
I was like nah he's done
he's toast
he's dead a fucking dude
I was like
he owns a cupcake shop
like come on
come on he's done
Oh, he's done.
He's going to end him, bro.
That's so funny.
People hit me up like,
you know, does he really have a cupcake shop?
I'm like, yeah, you just thought
that was just some fake commercial for Microsoft?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, no, no.
I know, I'm just trying to think.
Yeah, no, I'm trying to think back at that, like,
that advertisement like, yo, like his acting skills are so trash.
Yeah.
They're like doing the LeBron James, like throwing the powdered sugar up in the air.
Play that commercial.
Play the commercial.
Can you play that?
That's what we'll get going.
Dude, he's such a great player.
And everyone was like, in our right tackle is a rookie, too.
This is like his first time going against him.
And coach was like, this guy's a great player, like all this stuff.
Yeah, talk him up a lot.
I was like, Braden, you just see that commercial?
And he's like, yeah, dude.
And I was like, we'll be good.
We'll be good.
You got nothing to worry about now.
You don't got nothing to worry about.
You don't go against Rack.
You go at Sirel, though.
How's going against Jarrell?
Dude, he's a beast.
He's so quick and, like, jumpy.
Gets a good jump off the ball too, and yeah, I mean, he can be doing a lot of places.
I remember the first play of the game.
We had a deuce block against him.
He was the three tech.
And, dude, like, we didn't move him at all.
And I kind of ended up on the ground and, like, on my back.
And he was just on top of me.
He was like, it's going to be a long game.
And then we won, like, 35 to 3.
And I was like, yeah, it sure was a long game.
I just got, we just got a text from Matt Neely
And this is, this is part of my take
So I don't know, I literally just got, I literally just got this
And I played it for five seconds and I heard, I heard Taylor 1 will not stop tweeting at me
Oh
So we're about to
Who? About to hear with this, I got to put these headphones on, hold on. Are we rolling still?
Hey, we got to get this now so that way we can
Whatever we can chop up. Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, I got you. I got you. I'll put this, uh, we'll put this uh, we'll
We'll make a little deal.
You hear that, Aaron?
We're going to make a little deal, like a little snippet,
like a good 60-second little deal here.
Or this one?
No, this right here.
You'll know.
You'll know what's going on.
All right.
By the way, my right, my right ear is not working.
So, all right.
So I just got a text from Matt Neely.
Okay.
And he sent me a, it's,
part of my takes podcast is an hour and 12 minutes into it.
I have not heard this yet.
I've only put five seconds,
and I heard Taylor 1 will not stop tweeting me.
So these are our fucking boys.
we got to roll that. Let's see what they say. Wait,
Taylor-Luan will just not stop tweeting at me.
That's tough. You're stuck in a
Dan Rolovsky. He's just so fucking annoying about it. All right, here you go.
The Mike Rabel
penis cutting story was on his podcast.
What's it called? Bustin with a boy. Don't disrespect us.
Please that out, Hank.
So yeah, there you go. There's the credit. And
we can move on.
Okay. Taylor. If you cut. Please stop tweeting me.
If you personally cut Mike Brable's penis off, then we'll go on your show to discuss.
Yes.
Yes.
But you have to chop.
You have to go full John Bobbitt on him.
Yes.
All right.
First up, we have a stay woke.
PFT.
What do you got?
Jesus Christ.
My first thought is time to sever that piece of Rabel for this.
So we can get on the show?
Yeah, for this clout.
Here's my thought, dude.
Fuck you, big cat.
Yeah, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
The thing is, is like, you know what, dude, you're like 37.
All right?
and you're talking about frat boy stuff you know what that means you're too old now all right
now you become the creepy guy at the bar going to die soon you're going to die soon you're going to
die soon you're going to die and then everyone's going to forget about you baby all right pf t dude i
don't even know who you were until now like right fucking now i know he was i'm a fan you're a fan
i wanted i wanted to go on the podcast i would have loved to have a friendship but
annoying did i know i know i know back and forth yeah that's you know you know he's
up to because he can say he's being annoying, but I guarantee every five to ten minutes,
he was opening up his phone to see if you replied back.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like get a little notification by Taylor 1.
He probably went to your profile, hit the settings, and please notify me when he tweets.
That's what I would assume.
Does you think he did?
Yeah, I know that's what I'm fucking.
I feel like his ego is just so big now.
You know what I'm saying?
He's too big time for you.
You think so?
It sounded to me like when he brought.
You think he's too big time for me or you think he's trying to, I don't know?
I'm saying that sarcastically.
But it sounds to me like he brought it up, like just to bring it up and let people know,
like Taylor Juan's tweeting at me.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I feel you.
Yeah.
Hey, they do anything for clout.
Anything for clout.
Great transition.
But hold on one second.
I just want to finish with one thing.
Fuck you, big cat.
Yes, so anyway, we'll do anything for clout.
Yeah, we had a little video there.
Made you guys famous.
Well, Quentin was famous before that.
Made Quentin famous.
No, Quentin was already famous.
Made Quentin famous.
Man.
I'm just kidding.
Dude, that, go ahead.
That pissed me off.
What did?
This just now?
Are you fired up right now?
I can't transition, yeah.
I can't transition.
My man's boiling up over there.
Dude, I'll tell you what, there's going to be a time where they are going to ask you to go on that show.
They asked me to go on that show.
Didn't work out.
But here's what you got to do.
You're going to say yes.
Why is he Big Cat?
I don't know.
I don't know the origin story behind that.
Self-proclaim.
Probably self-reclaim.
Yeah, dude.
He made it, though.
They have, like, the biggest podcast in the world, right?
Yeah, there's some stunts.
They do well.
And the thing that hurts the most is don't disrespect bust him with the boys.
Yeah.
He goes, what's the name of that podcast?
Knowing.
It's called Bussing with the Boys, dude.
I tweeted out you 75,000 fucking times, bro.
All right.
And then somebody goes, don't forget about the wolf who'll come.
He just replied, yeah, him too.
Like, fuck, man.
I think here's the issue.
Here's the issue is like, we got a couple of egos flared up right now.
he goes a little flared up,
busy goes a little flared up.
Here's the deal, dude.
The only way that's going to fix this,
bare knuckle fucking boxing me and vacat, dude.
That's the only way,
we got to meet an alley, dude,
and I'm just gonna,
he can have a bat if he wants.
And we can just go out of it
and see what happens, dude.
Maybe you two come with.
And he can bring PFT.
And you guys can just watch.
When you do say yes to theirs,
you'll wear a bus with the boys' gear.
Yeah.
And you're going to say,
you're just going to crash
their episode.
Yeah, your bus with the boys.
I feel like if you were to box him or whatever,
he'd have like all his rough and rowdy guys.
He's like, are you got to get through all of them first.
Like a video game.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
And like you get to the last age
and it's just like the easiest fight ever, you know?
It's just the easiest fight.
If you think like, oh, man, I put this great video game
where I fight all these guys and I get to the boss
and it's actually just, oh, it's, I blinked too hard
and I fell down.
Man, Baycat.
Like a Mortal Kombat ladder?
Man, Baycat, dude, he's got like.
The problem is, man, people get a little jangle
in their pocket, they think to the man all of a sudden.
They got a mic in front of the face, you're the man all of a sudden.
They're getting a lot of pub right now.
Come fucking get it, Bob.
Come get it.
You want to go?
Let's fucking, let's do it.
You don't make videos like me and Quentin Nelson.
You don't make podcasts like us.
Old News, baby.
You guys are usually what they call in the South old money, baby.
It's like blockbuster and Netflix.
Yeah, yep.
You guys are Blockbuster.
Guess what?
We're taking over this thing.
We're going to release this podcast today.
Fuck it, dude.
God damn
and I'm so mad now
I know you're fired up
A couple deep breaths
Yeah
I'm fired up
Oh
I got a bugger in my nose
Ah
So
The legendary video you guys made
Yeah
Uh huh
How uh how has
How'd your life change immediately
I'm gonna answer your question
With a question
No no no no
No I'm asking Que
Queal
Do I queue
Um
How'd my life change from that
Yeah
So
Followers went up
Big time
Um
Had
a decent amount of
black women
so I had my DMs
asking me to marry them
and stuff like that
didn't one of them ask you if you ate ass
nah I think I made that up to be funny
I was open Q and sit there like
you and I replied like groceries
no
no
someone asked me if
uh
Cardi B
message me and I was like
yeah she did
and like
playing it off really cool, like not telling him what I said.
And the person was like, oh, what'd she say?
And I was like, she asked if I eat ass.
And like, everyone found it funny.
Like, Taylor's texting right now.
No, I'm not.
I'm actually checking something.
He's fired up right now.
But then I was like, yeah, just kidding.
Yeah, just kidding.
Yeah.
What was making that video like?
I heard it took a couple takes.
It took, they, uh...
It took two takes.
And, like, Taylor and I kind of went on our own, like, uh,
figuring out what the lyrics were and like the choreograph like part of it too like uh and i i
think we hit it pretty spot on we did it the first time uh we did one take the first time and uh
we did a we did a pretty good job but then taylor was like no no we could do so much better like
he's kind of a perfectionist so we did it a second time and what was the coaching what was the
coaching on getting it better that that's to me that's a fun it was a um i don't recall i know i could
have done a lot better. There's a bunch of stuff that offset was doing
that I could have done that moving my
hands a little better and then
when I stood up and doing anything
for cloud and I was like how to get in front of the camera
I know I did that wrong if I had done that better
and then Q's coaching point was Nick Bennett
he was like he's like
Q you just got to fucking you just got to
unlock your bitch bro
he's like you just got to let your bitch out
like come on get sassy
and Q legit is shirtless
like you know you're so right
holding his margarita like a total bitch dude
Oh, yeah.
And he was, he killed it.
He puts the cup down the same time, dude,
and he unleashed his inner feminist.
He killed it.
You killed it.
It was a good amount of tequila shots in,
because, like, that's all we were drinking.
It was our last day, too.
So we were running out of alcohol,
and you had, like, we were practicing,
and so he would practice and take sips.
And so he's like, our bartender, our bartender, Aaron.
Yeah, who's a homie deal.
I love you, Aaron.
And if you somehow are getting this down in Cabo, dude, I love you and I miss you so much.
I can't miss you again next March.
Will, we'll tell you how it is.
But, yeah, dude, Q's like, like, low-key drinks himself under the table during this whole thing.
He's, like, five, six of these things in.
Dude, so then in the process of, like, making the video, I had, like, then two margaritas, which were delicious.
Aaron made them.
And then when we did it the second time,
the one that we posted, Taylor was like, ah, like, I know we can do better.
Like, I just know it can be better.
I could do this like that.
And we're all like, Taylor, dude.
It's been like 35 minutes now.
Let's get over.
And I'm like, dude, I just like killed this margarita.
If I have to make another one and then drink it, I don't know, man.
He's going to die.
Yeah.
You know, we spent the whole day at the house.
And for those who are listening that don't know the context of this, the boys were down in
Cabo and they stayed at the same place that Cardi B.
And offset?
Yeah, so here's how the whole story went down.
Like, we get to, I'd love for you to tell it, but you weren't there.
Invited, but didn't go.
Honestly, like, you really can measure your type of friends you have.
Can you please?
I literally, I invited Quentin, what, like, probably two weeks, two weeks before.
And you were like, you were kind of against it at first, and then you end up going.
Yeah, until Taylor probably talked you into it somehow.
Taylor's spoken into existence.
I'll take care of you.
Private Jed.
I'll pay for that.
And he buys your friendship.
Not, no.
I actually, uh...
Well, I kind of did happen a little bit, but...
Dude, I pay for the jet.
No, not you pay for the jet.
I'm saying, like, he's saying, like, I try to talk you again.
I was like, yeah, I did.
So, uh, he asked me, and I was like, no, I'm not sure, dude, like, uh, no, I don't think I could go.
So then he's like, all right, okay, you're gonna go to that.
And I'm like, all right, I can see that, yeah, okay, buddy.
And, uh, literally, like, every conversation we have with another person, um, there would be like,
yeah so when Q and I go to Cabo together
and it's like I'm looking like what the
like I didn't agree to that like and
he pretty much spoke it into existence
and he's so persistent and it got to the point
like all right yep I'm going to Cabo and then
once I said that he's like
what do you say like and I was like
I'm in and uh
best choice you've ever made your entire life huh
it was amazing true
I tell you the more you guys just listen to me the more we're going to be
all right you fought me on this bus too
what happened I didn't fight you're in a massive
I did not fight you on it.
I was just like, are you sure?
And I was like, man, I don't, I don't know if this will work.
And I was like, hey, it's going to be all right.
It's going to be all right.
But yeah, it's, it's been magical.
I mean, there is some truth to that.
Sometimes I'll be like, it was like me.
My strength coach came over to like shoot the shit on the deck.
And Taylor was going to come over.
We didn't end up calling him.
But I told him, my thought was if we FaceTime Taylor,
Taylor is going to talk us into leaving my house
and go to his house because that's just how
this man functions.
He talks you into everything.
Yep.
He's a winner.
Persistent.
What can I say?
I'm not a winner against the Colts,
but I am a winner in general.
The context of Cabo, we got a little off topic there.
So we pull up the first day into this house.
House is immaculate.
It's beautiful.
And we're cruising around.
All the boys are finding in their rooms.
They're going to stay in, put my bag down.
I walk out.
And we're eating like they have like,
They have like, uh, shushimi waiting for us.
They have like lobster tail.
They have a whole bunch of stuff like, just waiting for us.
And, uh, this guy, Aaron, our bartender, our homie, he goes, uh, he goes, uh, Cartybee was here yesterday.
We're like, what?
Uh, Cardi B.
She does, Cardi B, the rapist.
She just, she just left.
I was like, oh, Cardi B the rapist just left.
Okay.
All right.
So, uh, Quinn, my brother-in-law, he goes on our Instagram and sees that they literally did
video for their song Clout in the hot tub of the house we're staying at.
So the first day, all the boys knew, like, back in the day, I was a big, like,
dub smash dude.
And they're like, Taylor, you got to do it.
You got to do the video.
And I was like, I'm not doing the video.
That's stupid.
There's no way.
It won't get any hits.
It's dumb.
And so we go about our business.
We spend the whole, like, whole weekend.
Boozing, having a good time, hitting, what, Mango Bay or whatever, mango deck.
Yeah, Matt.
Going down to Squid Road.
no name bar just kind of crush an end of coppel
love it, going a little fish in action
and the last day we were there
before we left, it's the morning,
we're all having morning margaritas.
The drink of the whole weekend was just tequila
on the rocks with a splash of lime.
That was the drink.
And they're like, dude, let's just do it.
And I was kind of like, no, I don't know.
But in my head I'm like, yo, if the boys get hype about it,
I'll do.
So the boys, like, someone got hype about itself.
Like, fuck it, let's do it.
Q, you got to be Cardi B though,
because, dude, you're fucking, you're thick, bro.
You got to do.
You're, he was all about it.
You were all in from the get-go, ready to do it.
Yep, yep.
And so, I have to do offsets part.
He moves around a lot more, so I had to, like, go and figure out his, like, hit, well,
his little choreographer or whatever.
And, um, so I'm in the corner of this house by myself.
Well, all the boys are with Q.
Like, giving Q point is doing it.
And I'm, like, staring at my phone.
I'm like, okay.
Switch to the Pint, house man, on the beach, all right.
crazy on streets
and they're going to come to defeat
and I'm like trying to do all the stuff or whatever
yeah this is the video up here
and uh
yeah
I can talk crazy on tweets
that don't want it because it comes to defeat
I peat these peckers all sweet
yeah look at him back there
he's so sassy in it too
in that bucket hat
that's the part that we had to do over
dude the abs are popping
a little poppy action there
Look, this is the best part
I'm putting his day
at the same time wait
Get a cue
He said
Pussy is still wet
Like a big bitch
It's splashed the water
Dude oh dude
That's awesome
So funny man
She's just a lyrical genius
She really is
Dude Cardi B
See like
Taylorin has a weird
obsession
on Cardi B
But the thing I love
About Cardi B
She's so real
She's like
She owns it
She's a boss
She talks about like
She was a stripper
Like stealing from dudes
And everyone's like
Oh my God
Cardi B
Why would you do that
She's like
Pitching from the hood
That's what we had to do
we did it.
I'm not going to pretend like
we never did that.
So anyway, it was awesome.
We ended up doing it.
It was cool, but
we could have definitely done better, I think.
Dude, my first thought when I saw that,
it took about FOMO.
It went through the roof
when I saw that video drop.
Well, it was like,
I can do a better job as quite a mess car to be.
I don't know if I could have.
I did think like,
that could have been me, but dude,
you crushed it.
Like there's no.
You literally texted me and said that would have been me.
Yeah.
Don't fucking lie
He said that he goes
Yeah no no
That would have been me
For sure
In my head I'm like
Probably not though
Because you don't look anything like
Like you ain't thick
Yeah like he did
He crushed it
And puts it still wet like a big bitch
And hits the water
That was his improv too
The splash
The splash was all year
Dude you slayed that thing
I loved it man
You really did do a good job with that
You did a great job too
I feel like you keep telling me
You did a great job
Like fishing for a common moon back
Like
You shouldn't need that
You shouldn't need that
You should know.
Yeah, I love that.
Oh my God.
This is the train?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The disrespect.
Hey, you're witnessing a train on the bus.
Yeah.
Every time, every pod.
It wouldn't be a Bustin' With the Boys podcast
without a little train action going by.
Do you even listen to the P?
Hey, if you're just tuning in to Bustin with the Boys,
just a quick update.
Fuck part of my take.
Fuck Bob.
Big Cat, dude.
PFT.
We don't have any qualms right now.
We're giving him a lot.
We're giving them a lot.
Whatever, dude.
Everybody who follows us.
us follows them.
You guys are way,
way
bigger than us.
We're going to get you, though.
Hey, we're going to get you though.
All right.
You listen to the pod?
Have you listened to any of them?
No, I have.
I have.
I listened to the first three
and then I just,
I've been listening to the little
things you put on Instagram.
What's been your favorite one?
Probably the first one without Taylor.
And Zach's little voices in there, like, making comments.
And you're just like, Zach, shut the fuck up, Jack.
I heard to hear, but he's not wrong.
He doesn't saw a little, the triple zero pod.
That's who he's talking about.
Fuck you, Q.
Fuck you.
Dude, I'm just playing with you, bro.
Hey, you did a great job on that Cardi B video.
You need to know that.
So you play for the cults.
We already knew that everyone.
knows that, but let's talk about that anyway.
Pro bowler. Did you want to play for the Colts
when you first, when you were at Notre Dame, which is a, just
you haven't made a lot of good life decisions, huh?
What do you mean? Well, you grew up in New Jersey, so
and then you had to go to
fucking Notre Dame. Have you ever been? Do you know
Matt I Anianitis? Yeah, I went to New Jersey to actually wipe
my ass and then I flew to New York.
I had a layover. I flew to New Jersey. I was like, dude, what a perfect place to
take a shit. And I've got in the plane. Do you know
Matt Ionitis? Oh, okay. Oops. I guess I was just
Oops, oopsies.
Oopsies.
I guess I was just in the middle of a little rant there.
Yeah.
Will.
That was a great bit.
He's from New Jersey.
You know.
You never know.
Yeah, that got quality content there.
Thank you, Will.
All right.
Go back.
Go back to your bed.
So I was in New Jersey, right?
Took a fart.
Took a poop.
All right.
I'm just kidding.
So you go to Notre Dame.
Did you ever play Michigan?
When I was redshirting, yeah.
Yeah.
Who won that game?
Notre Dame.
Did they really?
My landslide.
It was like 308 zero.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Was that the Natty year?
At home.
Damn, when was your freshman year?
14.
Okay, that was the year after I left.
Yeah.
When did you guys win the Natty?
Or not win, lose the Natty.
That was like 2013-12.
2012.
Oh, okay.
That year, 2012, we played Alabama.
Got it got waxed.
Dude, we were you guys so fucking hard in that first game?
Really?
And you guys just got, yeah, because Big Ten versus SAC, it's like, you're always rooting for the Big Ten squad.
You know, you're always rooting for the Big Ten squad.
You guys don't care.
You guys are independent.
You guys play mostly ACC schools now.
Yeah.
You take that easy way out.
Yeah, that is an easy way out, dude.
Clemson's one.
Clemson's solid.
No, don't get me wrong.
Well, now you want to hang on to Clemson, but all and all.
All and all, dude.
Is Syracuse in the ACC?
Syracuse, yeah.
Who else?
Dude, their mascot is a fruit.
Their mascot's not even fruit.
It's a color, bro.
It's a, they literally have an orange with legs walking around.
That's their mascot.
And you're like, yeah,
You know, tough, tough schedule this year.
Got to play a fruit.
Let's scroll, let's, yeah, let's figure out who else is in the ACC.
Uh, Florida State, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia.
Florida State used to be good.
Virginia, no, Virginia Tech, nope.
Wake Forest?
Wake Forest is a D1 school.
I had no idea.
Oh, Georgia Tech, did triple option?
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Is Georgia Tech in the fucking ACC C?
Yeah, NC State.
Yeah.
NC State's good.
Lokee solid, yeah.
Duke.
I got an offer from Duke
Come out of high school
Did you?
Yeah, you know
Didn't think twice
Didn't even think
Did even think about it?
GeoQ sweet dude
Yeah, QOQ
How many offers you have from high school?
I don't want to talk about it
How many?
All of them?
Were you a big group?
I'm not trying to
Toot my own horn right now
Were you an all-American?
Yeah
Army All-American?
Yeah
Army deed?
I don't know, I was the way to
do it. I heard the Army one had like
for legit um, like two
a days. So disrespectful.
Dude, don't fucking disrespect our podcast, dude.
Don't disrespect our podcast, bro.
Hey, you won't drink all that whiskey right now.
I will not. We got a special event coming up with you.
Yeah, we do with my birthday parties tonight. Actually,
wins birthday parties first. Then it's my birthday party.
I can't wait to just go
and smile at this extravagant two-year-old
birthday party.
Yeah, my daughter's got a, we're
She has no idea.
I told my wife, I said, I don't want surprises as far as, like, how expensive this thing is.
She goes, oh, you're going to be surprised.
Dude, it's probably going to be the best birthday party of those two-year-olds I've ever been to.
I mean, wins obviously.
Yeah, dude.
It's a Winnie the Poe theme one, too.
Win.
Winnie the Poe.
E-Or.
Tigre.
Tigger.
T-I-D-D-E-D-E-E-U-R.
I want to be the little piglet.
Dude, we should paint you pink.
If we painted you pink.
That would be funny.
Except the pig.
It's like just all.
Yeah, that's true.
You'd be a better Eeyore.
If you had to be a Winnie the Pooh character, what would you be?
Probably Pooh.
All right, talk like Pooh.
Pull up a clip of poo talking and I want you to, I want you to...
Do you think you'd be like poo?
I think so.
I don't really watch Winnie the Pooh.
I'd be Tigger for sure.
When's the last thing you guys watched a Winnie the Pooh movie?
Oh, it's scary, isn't it?
Dude, it acts to Heffulips.
It's actually terrifying.
But like, whenie the Pooh says,
some of the most
like
philosophical
philosophious
Socrates
ass shit
dude he is
he is
just dropping gems
out there
he drops gems out there
What to do indeed
What to do indeed
Nice dude
What's his movie called
Winnie the Pooh
No
I suppose it's true
It needs to be
That's a silly explanation
Why thank you
Yeah that'd be cute
Look at just in there
Just give him a small t-shirt to wear today
Belly shirt
Billy hanging out
This is belly hanging on a little crop top
Yo that crop piece bro
I have not just eating honey
I wonder which way
I always get to where I'm going
By walking the way from where I have been
Dude right
I told you he dropped some gems
Might have to rewind that
Here go go back
Go back and have Q re-do that
Let's add value to our listeners
It would appear that I am stuck.
Have you just eaten honey?
I have not just eating honey.
I wonder which way.
I always get to where I'm going
by walking away from where I have been.
It's too many words.
I always get to where I'm going
by walking away from where I've been.
You got this.
I can't do it on the spot.
I always get to where I'm going because
wait, now fuck, dude again.
Go back, dude. Go back one more time.
Hey. Hey.
Hey, he's nervous.
He's nervous.
Hey, it's always the brave this one.
It's always the bravest one has said.
I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I have been.
I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.
That's solid, dude.
Not too shabby.
I told you, do Winnie the Pooh dropped some nuggets out there, dude.
Yeah, I'm going to watch that now.
Christopher Robin, I've never seen this movie.
I was on a flight with Talen and I like took a nap, fell asleep.
She put this movie on.
I woke up and the movie was ending and she was bawling her eyes out.
Oh, boy.
She was crying.
She's like,
this is one of the best movies.
She was so emotional right now.
It was incredible, dude.
I got to see it.
I got to watch that.
I love Winnie the Pooh.
But yeah,
we got a Winnie the Pooh theme,
Betty Betty Betty Betty,
right there.
What's up,
Blas?
You got some?
We got some.
We, um, yeah,
Winnie the Pooh,
we got a whole thing.
We got,
we got cookies,
like all Winnie the Pooh themed.
We got like a whole 100 acre forest.
Yeah,
actual 100 acres,
but there's going to be trees and shit in there.
This pod's been like a subtle flex
the entire episode.
What's that?
Oh,
And he's like, you know, I bought the private jet.
Hey, he did.
Hey, we got the whole spread.
We got lobster.
We got shrimp.
We got this.
We got that.
Cardi B stayed here.
You know what the thing is?
We probably accidentally started doing that because a big cat's fat ass talking shit.
Yeah.
He started talking shit and we had to be like, how big is big cat?
Look it up, dude.
Pull up a picture of that clown.
Honestly, I'm saying.
To pull a picture that wind of the poo mustache looking motherfucker, dude.
We might have to, uh, we might have to run this pod soon.
We might have to run this pod tomorrow.
I don't know if we have time.
Let's do emergency pod.
Either this week or next week for sure.
No.
Big Cat Barstool.
Oh, good, dude.
Just type in Big Cat, height and weight.
He's going to have his size.
They have a blog recapping their first doctor's appointment.
Wait in at 222.
Come on, bro.
Seriously.
I think he's hiding it.
He doesn't want people to know.
You know what sucks is that Barstall is so big
that if I ever fuck up in a game now,
they can highlight the hell out.
Oh, yeah, they can.
And they can expose me.
I hope it happens.
Let me just take the time right now,
Big Cat, to apologize for everything I've said to do.
I am, I don't mean any of this.
6-2?
You got some height.
Good for him.
I thought he'd be like 5-11.
Dude, I thought he'd be like 5-7.
Do you thought so?
Yeah.
6-2-22.
He's thick-ass dude, but he ain't that fat.
See, how I'm going back on.
everything now?
Dude, you're going back.
You see how I'm back peddling?
I know, dude, I'm such a bitch.
How big a boy are you?
You remember Roy D. Mercer back in the day?
Are you guys too young?
Maybe. It's probably too young.
Dude, you're so old.
Talk about a candlewop ass.
He'd prank call people.
Yeah.
You guys know?
His last name's cats.
K-A-T-Z.
Oh, so that's probably good.
Yeah.
I guess 6-2's big.
Six-2 is.
How tall are you?
6-5.
You're not 6-5, bro.
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
I mean, you're shorter than 6.5.
All right, 6.4, 3 quarters, bro.
Oh, dude, the chief is starting to come out.
I'm like 6.2.
He'll be 6.2 by June of next year.
Me?
Yeah.
Why?
Because the truth are slowly trickles, dude.
Some dudes don't want to be taller.
Like, I don't want to be any taller than I am.
3.30?
Accurate.
How accurate?
How accurate are you right now?
About 6 pounds.
We're not bad, dude.
How were we in February, though?
February we were a big boy
You're looking lean right now though
Do you look good
You look good
You look good I've been working out
You've been trying hard
You ready to go?
Am I ready to go?
Yeah
Can't wait
It's going to be an awesome season
Do you guys think
You guys think you're actual Super Bowl contenders?
Yeah
Really
Over the tights
Why do you say really?
Well because I'm in the same division
as you as you
And then if you guys are Super Bowl contenders
It's going to be really unfortunate for us
Well do you guys think your Super Bowl contenders
Stanley?
I think it's a very big possibility
Absolutely
What do you think about that?
What do you think about Titans versus Colts this year?
I think week two is the Super Bowl then.
I have a question.
Do Andrew Luck get married this offseason?
He did.
He did.
Where did you sit at his wedding?
You son of a bitch.
Wow, really close to you guys.
Do you guys, like, did you were you a groomsman or were you like just in the stand?
It was a private wedding.
Not a lot of people were invited.
A private wedding.
What's a private wedding?
Not a lot of people knew about it
Yeah
Were you even invited
No, I wasn't
Wow it sounds like real Super Bowl contenders
Yeah
Hey didn't somebody get married
And all the boys
Huh?
Didn't who got married this past year
And all the boys were there
Was it Q?
Yeah I missed that one though
Yeah but you were invited
Yeah it was invited though
And the whole squad was there
Coup Spain the whole squad was invited
Mexico Cancun
That's how the Titans did it bro
That's crazy
You guys camarader is kind of shit over there huh
No it's actually a very strong
Is it?
Yeah
Andrew's a great guy, great player.
Yeah, you're going political on us now.
Did he? Yeah, dude.
He loves the O-Ly. He always sits with us during much.
What do you get you guys?
What do you guys for Christmas?
Let me guess. Let me guess.
A couple of coats, maybe, some dress shirts.
No, he got us all Rolexes.
No, your line.
You'd be wearing the Rolex right now if you had it.
No, man, I don't like the flex like that.
So you're lying?
No, dude.
So you got your Rolex.
What kind of Rolex was it?
A beautiful one.
I think it's a seed dweller.
A seed dweller?
Pull up a seed dweller.
Hey, we're going down that lane.
Gator boots?
Gator boots and a Rolex.
Dude, he went all out this year.
Would Marcus get the old life?
He actually got us gator boots for real.
Okay, that's cool.
And I'm iPhones.
And I'm boots with the pimped out Gucci shoes.
Yeah, he got us an iPhone too.
A custom iPhone with Titan colors.
Yeah, where is that?
Do you have it?
No, this is actually Taylor's old foam.
Mm-hmm.
I actually got one, too.
Once this one breaks, I'm going to use that one.
Nice, nice.
Which ones do you get?
Dude, I don't know.
Can we move on to it next?
God.
We got all these roll eyes up here, dude, that's plural for Rolex.
Which ones do you get?
Is it? I don't know.
You don't say Rolex?
I think it's Roll-I.
I like that better.
Like Smurf.
They should trademark better.
I got some Roli.
I don't have Rola.
I was just kind of.
of saying that word.
Maybe if you came to Cabo, you'd have one.
Yeah.
Actually, probably, though.
Yeah.
How much is that thing?
14,000, do you?
That's nothing.
Did you get one?
Not a fucking dent.
You should get that.
I know he got something for all of his old boys.
Yeah.
And we're not going to keep flexing on this, on this podcast, but yes, I did.
I don't know what Big Cat said for his boys in the podcast.
So that's the enrol you got?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
14.
148, huh?
Good for you, Andrew, Luck.
Are you telling the truth, Quentin?
He's just sitting there like, he's like, please, I just want to stop talking about this.
Stop putting down my quarterback, bro.
Yeah, I just don't even give a fuck anymore.
He doesn't even get as comfortable as I fucking can't know.
It's kind of nice sitting over here because I don't know.
You guys are kind of scrunched up.
I'll do what I want over here.
I feel good.
I feel comfortable.
I got my latte in hand.
Is that a latte?
Cross, yeah.
Ice latte with almond milk.
I'm a lot, dude.
You had one too.
almond milk.
And then you disrespected our podcast.
almond milk, baby.
Dairy free, dude
I can tell there wasn't any sugar in there
I was kind of disappointed
But I know you're like holding me accountable
You're like I don't want Q to gain weight
Before going to camp
I appreciate that
Yo, you want to talk about a couple
Accountability things
We had to deal with in California
There was a lot of accountability things
Dude
It was rough
I'll say I lost like 10 pounds out there
End of the season
In February like 362 pounds
That's so fat
Dude because it's just like
You got a new guy every week.
It's like Gino Ackins.
Then you got Fletcher Cox.
Then you got Clay's.
You got Durel.
You got clowny.
All these guys.
And it's just stressy.
I was like, holy fuck.
Did I got to go against this guy this week?
Let me eat a lot and make myself feel better.
So we got pretty big.
We started the season at like 332 and then ended at 362.
So a subtle like 30 pound jump.
Like within like four months.
and then
I lost about like
now it was like 16 pounds
in California
and then lost another
like however many pounds
back training it with the Colts
feeling good though
the joints are feeling a lot better
after taking that weight off
yeah
what kind of accountability things
you have to go through
when you were out in California
a lot of eating things
Taylor was on the paleo diet
just getting ripped and like
yeah and then I was like
yeah I'll do that
but I wasn't totally committed.
You'd do it around him, but then you'd go home.
Q lived with me in some house.
Hey, the dark doctor.
Hey, who's at the door?
And he's like, uh, postmates.
Like, what's going on?
Nothing.
Just mind your own fucking business.
The fuck out of you, too.
Dude, there was one time I caught, uh, Kew.
I went in his room to wake him up in the morning.
And I found like, uh, he sets an alarm an hour early just to eat.
Yeah.
I found like a bunch of
chocolate wrappers
Dark chocolate
Yeah because it's good for your heart
Yeah
We're at CVS one time
And I'm literally arguing about
If chocolate's good for you or not
He's like there's no way dark chocolate's good for you
And I was like
Your blood pressure
The last one was like
It's good for your skin
And I had like terrible sunburn
And like we were just talking about
We were dying laughing in CVS
Dude dark chocolate is good for you right
Oh that's great
Just not just not like
20 packets like one night.
So many.
And then we would carpool every once in a while to Exos.
And I'd get in the car and I'd be like kicking around empty boxes of dark chocolate, dude.
Do you know a percentage that was?
It was very high.
It was like extra dark or something like that.
Yeah.
Have you ever tried a 100% dark chocolate bar?
I think it was like damn near close to that.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying like in general, like those things fucking suck, dude.
Like I've tried it.
I've worked my way up to like 85 and it's, it's.
I think that's where I was about 85.
Yeah.
yeah i love me some dark chocolate
damn 85
i don't even do i don't really do chocolate like that
that's not only my fan i love it i love chocolate i can't um
i don't eat sweet i'll tell you what though i smack ice cream
i love ice cream like i do ice dress eat too
so like october hits september you're usually pretty good like you're like yeah okay
cool i'm cool with this like i can i'm gonna be so sharp the whole season right
life's good couple of stresses maybe a couple bad plays in there all right fuck i did all
some chinese food it's all right just one time having the chinese food
Yep.
I went a little harder practice.
General Salas chicken.
You all just run super hard at practice next day.
They feel like shit.
You're like, man, I'm not really feeling like good.
I'll take it easy because I had a game on Sunday.
Finish the game up.
You're like, man, that was pretty good.
Hey, good win, boys.
Flying back from the game, they're passing out fucking chocolate chip cookies and chocolate milk
and little ice cream bars.
You're like, well, we did have a good game.
I did just play.
I lost a lot of cows there.
Bang, bang, smacking that up.
Get home.
Oh, man, I'm so fucking hungry.
It's how old is the only thing they're open.
is like pizza places.
Well,
I'll definitely work out hard
in the morning
so I'll get some...
Yeah, so Monday
I gotta have legs on Monday
so I gotta make sure
get that out.
You know what?
I'm hit the treadmill too.
Long story,
sure you hit that vicious circle,
dude,
you're looking like trash in December.
And then everybody's just trashed your body.
Everyone was gonna'
your body.
Delany Walker was killing Will last year.
Yeah.
He was hurting and he came back.
He goes,
damn, come,
don't you stop working out?
I was getting the hot tub,
you know,
a spandex a little tight too
and you just feel shitty about yourself.
Dude,
do the worst is,
during the season when I was getting fat
like kids on the team would be like
damn cute you're getting bigger man
I'm like what do you mean man
like more jacked like
trying to take their questions
and turn it this way
because I know I'm not getting more jack during the season
like we're lifting like three times a week
doing nothing like your body's hurting
you can't go that like that hard
in the lifts and I'm like God that hurts
like I know what you mean when you say bigger buddy
It is a tough little deal, man
It's a tough little game
Do you have like a weight you can't go over
Did they keep you too?
I don't think there's a weight he can't go over
That's Jayham Brown
Boy
Well, he's got to stay out there though
Dude yeah we had a weight limit
I got a
I got firing quite a bit last year
Did you really get fined?
Yeah
Damn, that's heartless
The Titans would never find me
If you want to come play with for us
No, I'm okay
You good?
Mm-hmm
Would you ever want to play for the Titans?
No
That's the wrong answer
Your age and would say
Colts big
Let's go Colts
Whoever's paying, right?
Go shoot
Do you guys just hang out Pat McAfee all the time?
I did an interview with him once
And you loved him, huh?
Yeah, he's awesome
Yeah, McAfee's an absolute beauty
He's a friend of the show
I'm like Big Cat
I will say
What was the thing?
What was it?
Oh, what was with that video
This year of you screaming
While you were pulling
When you were laying out some Jaguars
defenders. Oh yeah.
So pretty much I was miced up that game.
And I'm not like huge on
social media.
So you're trying to build your clout
with this mic. No, no, no. No, like
I wasn't. I don't like tweet often or anything like that.
Have you heard him mic'd up? No.
He says like exactly what you think he would say. He was not acting at all.
He's so genuinely cueing it.
Are those co-cakes?
Our media guy, Matt,
Matt Conti comes up.
Keep you in this up?
Is this the mic'd up?
Yeah, you absolutely drummered like that.
All right.
All right.
Here, I'm going to explain it, like, quick.
All right, so, media guy on, like, Thursday,
Matt Conti comes up to me,
says, I want to mic you up.
I'm like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that.
And then he's like, dude, it'll be really good for our fans,
like, just this one time and I'll never bother you the rest of the season.
When he said, never bother you the rest of the season,
I was like, all in.
And I was like,
And he's like, dude, nothing bad is going to happen from it.
Honestly, it's going to promote you and stuff like that.
So anyway, game rolls around.
I'm miced up.
Like, don't even, like, remember, don't even, like, whatever.
So pretty much that play that we just saw happened earlier on in the game.
But then later in the game, it was, like, fourth and one,
and we were running, like, fake power right, so I was pulling.
And Andrew was going to, like, fake hand the ball.
and do a bootleg the other way.
So on my pole, like to, like, suck the linebackers down more, I screamed like that.
I for sure, I'd for sure fall for that, too.
Yeah.
So, I was like, ah!
Yeah.
And, like, did a, it totally worked.
And we got the first down.
Totally worked.
So then after the game, like, you look at my phone and I just like, it's like blown up.
And, like, I see the play.
I'm like, that's cool, like, whatever.
You felt so.
Yeah, no, what do you mean?
That's cool, whatever.
Like, you know, I feel.
I'm dumbied that dude out.
I wasn't like that so cool or whatever.
I'm the man, bro.
That's so sick.
That is so dope.
That's porn for an office alignment.
That's so cool.
It was.
So then, like, someone comes up with the video of me, like, screaming.
And I'm getting texts from all my friends saying, like, is everything all right?
Like, you're a psycho, all this stuff.
Like, you lunatic.
And I'm like, dude, like, no, that wasn't me screaming.
Like, that's from a different way.
Like, they dubbed it in.
And it got to the point where so many people were texting me that I was like, dude, I can't answer these anymore.
But like everyone thought I was a psycho.
And then three days later, I'm hit with a like $26,000 fine.
And like the media guy told me like, hey, everything's going to be fine.
Like nothing bad is going to happen from this.
And I'm like, I took that the letter they gave me, like the fine.
I walked into the media room and just slammed it on his desk.
And I was like, you're fucking paying for this.
motherfucker, all this stuff.
Should I be mad too?
And, like, obviously he's not going to pay for it.
So, but going back to that play,
dude, I pulled around, and I was, like,
literally looking this way, and I turned left,
and I saw this guy coming full speed downhill at me,
and I just, like, got as well as I can.
But I, like, barely even saw him.
Like, I saw him in a split second.
And it was, like, probably, like, one of the luckiest hits in my life.
Like, I didn't do it on purpose.
It just like kind of happened.
Like I fell into it.
You just fell into your body and it just took over.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah, a pool basically overrides anything for a backer.
A what?
A pooler.
Like you see a pool?
You're just fucking, you don't see anything else.
You see a puller?
Like when he said he's going to bootleg out the other way and fake everybody.
Like, yeah, I totally fall for that.
I would have probably dummied him, though.
I would have probably been the other way around.
You think so?
What do you think?
I think we'll never know.
What do you think?
he's a big boy man
Q's yeah I wouldn't
I wouldn't be excited
I wouldn't be excited to throw my life on the line
for
for that but I definitely would
and we'll just see what happens
like that one time when I told you
I got knocked out
and the guy's like go to sleep motherfucker
yeah
and I was like fucking knocked out
like probably a boxer that goes down
they can't get up for a second
I was stunned like that dude
and I just laid my life on the line
thinking I'm gonna tee off on this dude
and it went the other way around
and I was fucking numb
I'm trying to get up in shit talk.
And I just hear as he keeps going like,
go to night night, motherfucker.
Holy shit this boy gave it to me.
He goes, holy shit this boy gave it to me.
Dude, nothing worse than getting fucking knocked out.
It happens, though.
People get God all the time, man.
But people think, like, you know,
cues this big dude.
Like, you're jacked up, man.
The man's firm.
Can't disrespect him.
Yeah.
And he's fast.
faster than he looks too quick are you quick what was that 40 never ran it never ran oh smart man
probably was a little smart but i'll tell you what um you're quick we worked out together for
the whole off season from from january to april right after the pro bowl it was it was very
competitive we definitely made each other better but you um i was the thing i was most impressed was
with how how good your conditioning was i thought for sure like yeah this dude he's probably
be stronger than me.
But his conditioning, like, there were times when he was like, let's go, Taylor.
Like, telling me to pick it up.
Yeah.
And I was like, damn, man, this guy's, this guy's the real deal.
No, I'm very impressed by you, Q.
Not only as a football player, but I'm also impressed by you as a person more than anything else.
You're an awesome guy.
Anyway, Judevian calling.
I like that.
I like that note for.
What's that?
None, I enjoy, I enjoy hearing that.
I'm sitting here.
I'm like, I want to what Keith's thinking.
Like, likewise.
I know, too.
Yeah.
I get real sturdy like
Yeah, like that.
Stupid.
I respect you too, bro.
Keep it all in.
Oh, dude.
What did you think of the bus?
Did you enjoy it?
Do you have fun on it?
The bus?
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you have more fun when you were on with Pat?
Did you go to his spot?
No, it wasn't a podcast.
It was an interview I did with him.
And I'm definitely enjoying this a lot better.
Wow, dude.
We love Pat.
He's like a mentor of this show.
I love Pat McAfee, love Barstall's a part of my tech.
He's such a great guy.
We've officially done a whole 180 on this podcast.
I like to officially.
apologize to part of my take i'm starting i'm starting to think of the repercussions for my actions here
yeah they're following yeah you're gonna i mean anytime i get beat it could be highlighted it could be
a whole bit for them dude if you have a sweet play they're probably not gonna like post it no they
never will but maybe they will hey guys i'm sorry hey hey sit up straight you're right give them
give them some respect hey guys sorry
I didn't mean it, man.
I bet off a little more than I could chew.
I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to get these guys, maybe get a couple clicks.
You'll fix your mic, Will.
Get a couple clicks.
And then all of a sudden, I'm like, yo, these guys got way too much firepower.
Yeah.
Like their demographic is my demographic.
Yeah.
And their demographic is way bigger.
So listen, part of my take, if you guys want to buy us, whatever, we'd love to come hang out.
Total, total 180.
We're done.
God, I'm a bitch.
you sold out on that.
I did just sell out so hard.
Whatever, dude.
I'll come back next week with a totally different opinion.
That's the thing about podcast, dude,
is I can have as many personalities as I want.
This is a solid pod.
I could say whatever I want,
and then the next day I can say the exact opposite,
and you guys can't do anything about it because it's my podcast.
And that's it.
You got anything?
You got any messages for the Colt fans while we're here?
With respect to the Titans fans.
I would say,
see you at Grand Park.
I mean, that's where we do.
training camp.
And I think we have a lot of afternoon practices,
so it'll be easier for them to make some of the practices.
And just excited for this year.
We started off with two-away games,
so hopefully we can win those two and then come home
and have an electric factory at Lucas Oil.
You're ready to go, dude.
And you're fired up, dude, I can see it.
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