Bussin' With The Boys - Rodgers to Steelers? NFL Free Agency Reactions + Chad Kroeger & Strider Wilson Interview

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

Recorded: MARCH 10th, 2025 Former 10-year NFL linebacker Will Compton and 4x Pro Bowler Taylor Lewan host comedians, Stoke Lords, and activists Chad Kroeger and Strider Wilson, two of the legendary voices behind Podcast & Netflix series Going Deep with Chad & JT. The boys dive deep into surf culture, saving the stoke, and spreading good vibes while tackling some of the most pressing issues—like catching a good tan, perineum sunning, and, of course, whether The Fast and the Furious films slap or not. Will and Taylor also break down all the latest free agency movement in the NFL. Aaron Rodgers to the Pittsburgh Steelers from the New York Jets?! Marcus Mariota possibly back to Nashville with the Tennessee Titans?! Josh Allen lands a RECORD deal with the Buffalo Bills, and Myles Garrett is officially the highest paid non-QB in the entire league with the Cleveland Browns. Will is already doubting Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs, and The Bus is HIGH on the Los Angels Rams, and Las Vegas Raiders this year. Make sure to like, subscribe, and let us know who we should have on the bus next! As always, BIG hugs, and *leans in slowly* an incy wincy lil kiss!   TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 Intro1:16 Week 1 With FanDuel4:19 March Madness Is Almost Here6:00 NFL Free Agency Frenzy35:31 Taylor Would Pay How Much For 77?38:23 Vegas Recap46:18 Shoutout Bert47:15 website coming soon49:15 CHAD & STRIDER INTERVIEW STARTS49:37 Being In Front Of The Entire Nation51:16 The Art Of Tanning57:21 Spreading The Stoke 1:07:27 What Is A Shmole?1:12:27 Getting Into/Doing Stand Up Comedy1:17:47 Married Life1:22:25 Beginning Of Taylor And Will's Friendship1:25:44 The Feeling Of Running Out The Tunnel1:33:05 The Boys Love Power Slap1:38:39 Marriage Advice For Chad1:47:56 The Boys Need To Go Paint Balling1:51:24 NFL News1:58:56 Jersey Jerry Calls In2:02:02 Should Chad And Strider Bring Back Blue's Clues?2:04:19 Ending Small Dong Shame2:22:07 The Obsession With Fast And Furious2:31:13 Ayahuasca Trip?2:37:06 Every Dude Needs A Garage 2:40:39 When Do The Holidays Actually Start?2:49:33 Shoutouts OTW2:54:09 Is Jarod A Shmole?2:59:46 Sam Darnold To Seattle 3:07:54 Chad And Strider Give Their Shoutouts3:12:24 Point Break Remake/Jewelry Stores In Airports3:14:26 High School PhasesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're obviously Going to be putting together Some parley Yeah Parlays will happen Whether you like it or not They're coming out Yeah

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You put some sage on you You burn it have fun with it and now you get after it. Yeah. That's what you do. Big, big movement, a lot of movement in the NFL. Can we pull up Shifty's tweets? Let's pull up Shephti's tweets.

Let's just break down the tweets. Restarting computer. Restoring computer. Do what? We can pull up our tweets, but I know Shepty goes line for line of who's been getting these, who's been getting traded, who's been getting new contracts. There's been a few big ones, man. Max Crosby.

Hey, shout out the boy Max Crosby, resetting the market. highest highest non-quarterback contract in NFL history for a total of four days? Four days?

Maybe four days, three days, 72 hours? We'll say 72 hours plus. Yeah. And then all of the son, Miles Garrett comes in that photo of him doing a press conference

with the Johnny Gray's on resurfaces and we understand exactly why he's getting all that money. Bell cow. I was going to say, Miles Garrett, by the way, that's a class 10 dragon.

Your boy watched Todd to train your dragon over the weekend. Class 10 dragon. Dude, he is. it's impressive both of them getting the contracts they have but it's also impressive the game of chess that players are playing now that Max Crosby you hear he's upset about going

with the Raiders he wants to go to a contender he wants to play this game to win be great what happens hey Max have we just throw a massive bag at you and make you the highest paying non-courback of all the time Max Obliges signs is the line Miles Garrett there he wants out you go down to Radio Road during the Super Bowl everyone say hey who wants Max Crosby

all the players are doing their best thing You see George Kittle on there. He's talking about come to the 49ers. Ed Hutchinson's going, I don't know how financially we can get that done. But if we can get that done, that'd be incredible to have me and him back and forth. Yeah. And you have all these teams basically whisper and clamor and saying, Miles, come to us. That makes the Cleveland Browns shit their pants.

And they say, hey, how about this? It's on the dotted line here. And it's $5 million more than Max's, APY? Yeah, 40 per year. It's insane. Insane. 4.5 million more because I think Max is 35 and a half. And he got, usually when guys.

reset the market it's that standard like by a 500,000 it's always by like he sometimes by like i think trent williams became the highest paid five or six years ago when he went to the 49ers by like 0.01 so like 10 000 more but the way it usually resets is like people will jump by 500 000 so i'm okay i'm next i'm next i'm next max crosbie hits 1 355 or one whatever it was beats him by 500 000 whoever the second highest paid non quarterback was and then miles garrett four and a half million Like he was commanding something crazy right there. Now all of a sudden the boy's happy. They're going at all in Miles's eyes now.

The Browns are going to the distance this year, aren't they, Miles? I was fired up too for, I don't know. I forget what the guarantees were for Miles Garrett, but you look at Max, it was like, you know, I'm butchering this a little bit. But I'll just say he signed a $100 million extension and like 90% of it, $90 million guarantee. We're finally getting to the area that was a brain baby of Kirk Cousins of guaranteed contracts.

And you can kind of start to see it with Maxes. because the percentage-wise, it was always in that, it'd be great if it was like a 60% guarantee or like a 65% guarantee. Now you see these guys creeping up the board and getting those close to fully guaranteed contracts, which is awesome. I think Miles is a little less,

he's got more guarantee than max, but less for a percentage in his contract than Max's contract. So it's awesome to see. It's great to see guys get paid, but it brings us back to the conversation that JP was having a couple weeks ago. How much is too much? It brings us back to.

How much is too much, JP? No, I love these contracts for these guys. These two guys deserve it. Right. And this is how you know Max deserves it. This morning I'm scrolling on TikTok. There's a motivational video that comes up in my algorithm, naturally. And it's Tim Grover's voice.

It's Michael Jordan practicing. It's like, you know, it's all about the process. It's all about these things. It goes from Michael Jordan. It goes to a Kobe Bryant game winner. Then it goes to Max. it out of the tunnel and it was a Kobe, Max, and Michael Jordan edit. I was like, yeah, he really made it.

Like, if you get to be put in one of the Tim Grover edits with MJ and Kobe Bryant, it was too good. Yeah, that's, you've made it. Yeah. We need an edit one with just all of us on the bus. Yeah. How hard are you willing to work? It's just laughing.

We'll get that going. Speaking of Max, tune into the vlog from Vegas. He's got a few words for JP in there. Yes, he does. Max has a couple Just not get paid Doesn't mean they forget debts A hundred million dollar man

Still wants his coin from JP They made a bet on the average point from Wainty And JP I will say that Somebody on this bus did sell you out I'm not gonna say who Yeah I mean did you We're not gonna say who Jack

I mean We're not gonna say who Fuck you We're not gonna say who sold them out Whatever dude JP We're seeing We're currently shooting this Monday morning, Twitter.

We're catching word right now from our guy in the back. Twitter is down on desktop so we can go through some more of these contracts. But also on Max with Max and Miles, you've got to think too, like what's going to happen with Michael Parsons, T.J. Watt. These guys who are kind of waiting in the wing, waiting back in the dark. I think if you are those guys, you're fired up. Trey Hendrickson. If you are, well, he wants out of the Bengals, but if you're the Kemp, Cowboys, if you're the Steelers, if you're the Lions, you're kicking yourself right now.

Yeah. Because you want to be first in those situations. You want to be the guys that be like, all right, we'll pay you, we'll make you the highest paid right now. Knowing good and well, that market's going to be reset three more times. Especially with this free agency market of having like that high of caliber rushers that are maybe on a free agency, maybe be up for a contract. They're acting like they're upset when they might not really be upset. Like all these games of chess being played, the Steelers, the Cowboys and would have been the Bengals of, if Hendrickson would have stayed.

We were mentioning the Steelers too, like signing or trading for D.K. Trade for D.K. And getting him a contract. That is big time. And you love, what do you have? Kaleel Mack reached agreement today on one year fully guaranteed $18 million. Oh, good for Kille, man. You saw John, or John, Jim Harbaugh.

He was on the Mac, he showed not too long ago, like telling the GM. I think he was sitting there next. I'm like, oh, pay Kalee, make him, bam, bam. The boy gets paid. But D.K. Metcalf, I love seeing the state. I love seeing the Steelers just go on offense too because they've always been the highest paid defense and they've never had any weapons on offense.

D.K. MacK. McHaf, number 14, George Pickens, number 14. Cannot wait to see them on the team. Yeah. Both of them 14, who's going to get that number? Yeah. Because you... They've got to believe they're going to fight for it.

They got to fight for it. Yeah, they had to do a rough and rowdy or something. I saw a funny meme where it was like from stepbrothers where you have Will Ferrell and John C. Riley when they're standing in the front yard just facing each other. It's going to be like when their first meeting when D. They're going to ask him about number 14. I know what's going to happen

I feel like the go-to move for DK is just to go to one Yeah I feel like that's what all receivers do you go there I think George I don't see George giving it up I don't see George better than need for anything I feel like DK Like it's the potential for a rebrand So like you get go to a new place new number

New You new identity Yeah the Kobe Bryant 8 to 24 We'd all would love to see just already Some locker and beefs just starts doing I mean both those guys are known for their extracurriculars Like on the field during and a little bit after place Like, could you imagine Week two, they're both just pissed off about something

And then there's a draw play up the middle And they're both just fighting on both sides of the field Opposite side of the field Just beating the shit getting 30-year-upils They're gonna be cooking corners Like getting in fights and shit They could, yeah I think they're gonna be a-

I think DK is gonna elevate Piggins game Like you won't see You know, it is what it is He's quit on some routes in the middle of place before But I think with DK there You gotta watch a full play bro You got watch a full play bro You have somebody like DK there

I do think they're gonna feed off of each other It's all about who they're gonna get under center. So Russell Wilson, Justin Fields. There's also whispers now, again, this is, this is Monday. Donald. Free agency basically opens up. I've seen Donald. I've also seen Aaron Rogers. Apparently the Steelers are having a conversation with Aaron Rogers. Like, where is Aaron Rogers going to go? People have been heavy on the New York Giants, but I've been seeing the rumors and whispers of the Steelers, the Vikings. Obviously, I think we might have manufactured the Tennessee one. I don't know if I've ever seen that one for real. The only thing

that would ever come up about Aaron Rogers in Tennessee was he owns land out here. I think that was what the mainstream media would comment on when it rolled into Nashville with a little quick comment and then they kind of quickly jump out of there. Steelers would be a great place for him to go. And Vikings too. Yeah, Vikings would be outstanding for him. I think, I don't love the Vikings pick because you kind of have the opportunity to get the deal

done with Sam Donald, but you also have JJ sitting there. But they're letting Sam go. Yeah, I know. Well, they're letting him test the market. We'll see how much he gets.

Maybe they'll have an offer on board or something like that. Like you kind of, Sam had so much success with the Vikings, he could sit there and get a $40 million deal from somewhere, $40 million from the Vikings, they might match. And I feel like he would kind of lean towards going there, knowing that he fits in that system so well and does really well. I love the idea of Aaron Rogers at the Raiders

before they end up getting Gino Smith. Gino Smith. But there was all that back and forth about Tom Brady and Aaron Rogers. They don't like each other, but you kind of move those things aside for business. Do they actually not like each other? Allegedly the conversation revolving around the Raiders was Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady do not like each other.

There's some sort of beef, whether it's a competitive standpoint or a personality standpoint. They don't like each other. So it might not work. But the best fit for Aaron Rogers and the best fit for the Raiders would be each other. The personalities go well together. You get a guy like Pete Carroll who has got that Tomlin kind of figure where he can kind of sit with any kind of personality and bring out the best in them. So it was an interesting thought process for a little bit. Obviously, that's gone now.

But now I would love to see Aaron Rogers with the Steelers. But how a lead would it be if Aaron Rogers went to Minnesota? fall just step for step with Brett Farr. I know. That is true. Also, speaking about the Titans, I don't know if y'all saw a Bucks tweet this morning. I'm on suicide watch. Oh, buddy, you see all these moves happening in the NFL.

Every name we've mentioned. But he's had two names I've heard around Titans' interests. Zach Wilson and Matt Jones. I swear to God, no bullshit. Actually, I'm not going to do this again. But hypothetically, I'm going to kill myself if we get these guys. I love you start this coming with hyper. I swear to God, no bullshit.

And the end result was I'm going to kill myself. I saw Bugs tweet and I just started laughing because you see all these names that have been coming through Shefty and all the moves, these big dog moves are getting made with all these teams. And then just the Titans they're talking about. This is the issue with the Titans. This is the issue. Every year that I was with the Titans, it was always first day of free agency would go by. And you look at your phone, you'd be excited about what Keystone players are you going to get on your team? and it would be quiet as hell.

Day two, maybe at the end of day, day, day, too, you would get a guy and it would usually be an offensive lineman or a defensive line, but nothing that would make you go. Yeah, like a tier two cat. Let's fucking go. Like, one year we got Julio Jones, and that was exciting.

I think that was day two of the free agency. And then day three finally hits, and you get a couple of guys jumping in with the one year, eight million, the two year, 16 kind of thing going on. And you'd be like, all right, I guess we're going to do it again. We're going to do it with grit and spit.

Last year, the Titans go into free agency. and they make splash moves. They get us all drinking the Kool-Aid a little bit. I go in the radio station. We go 12-0. Oh, sorry, 17-0. We can get this whole thing going. The whole city of Nashville is feeling fired up,

looking at the Vegas, all the sports book, probably most likely the Fanduals sports book, seeing four and a half wins going, this is a bucket. This is as easy as it comes right here. How do I empty the mortgage out on this one? And what do they do?

They get the under on that one. So if I'm the Titans, I'm probably a little more nervous about spending some money in Freedency now, too. I'm telling you right now, Amy Adams and Callahan, since I know you're listening to this, because they're obviously avid watchers. They do watch. If you guys take Zach Wilson or Mac Jones, that would be the fastest way to lose momentum.

It already a dying franchise right now. Don't say dying. He said dying. They're building a new stadium. They're building a new stadium. Like as we were speaking. Rough waters. If we hear Jack Jones or Zach Wilson and free agency, consider us dead.

Let me say this, Jack. Now they're saying these guys could be competent back us because it's it there are I don't even want him in the building Cam Ward oh you're saying I want Cam Ward yeah Jackson was he's been on Cam Ward he's been on the Cam Ward train yeah people are saying that's where they're going with their first picks let's say that that would bring us

so back Super Bowl bound 2026 smooth seas never made a skilled sailor right all right we need these rocky waters right now Callahan we're drowning he's being no he's no we're not dude we're not we're being forged in fire we're being forged right now Callahan's going through the ringer He knows. He knows how the NFL is and it's not for

long and if it goes the way it went last year, it'll probably be out. He gets that. Amy, she's been catching bullets left, right and center about how the whole, the team's going downhill, how are you making a stadium now? If you can't fill up a stadium we have, like this is really not for the Titans, it's for everything else. So we, they understand.

Let's give them some grace and let's see if we can turn the ship around this year. What are you thinking? Do they understand? Five-win season would be successful? 17 games. Would they go last year? What? How many wins did they go? Honestly,

yeah, I think their line seven and a half. I think their line is... We also statistically have the worst spread against teams in the Super Bowl era. So three wins. So you're looking for them just to get like four. I would...

As a Titans fan. You aren't a Titans fan. You literally said it yesterday. But Taylor's line of thinking of seeing the whole picture, like if you just get a little bit better each year, like that's what he's looking for. But I think if you're the little bit better each year,

based on the mentality The, can I, are we going to, is this my show? I don't know what's going on here. So the mentality, I love it. I love it, Joe. You can speak, but I just do want to finish the thought. If you look at where the Titans are at from a mental standpoint, the owners,

the vibe of the city, everything, if you get four or five wins and you're Callahan, you're probably gone. That being said, four five wins is better. You do want to see some sort of step forward. And the good news is for Titans fans, we don't got to do a whole lot to get better.

We don't got to do a whole lot to get better. Jack is hurting from that. What's up, Jack? If you think that if we get four or five ones next year and that's, yeah, it's improvement. Technically, it's improvement. Technically, we're still hypothetically killing ourselves if we go four and whatever. But imagine if we have Zach Wilson and Will Levis in the QB room in a week.

Imagine. Yeah, no one's mom's safe and no mayonnaise is safe. I get it. I understand. I love free agency though. It's fun. I think I don't like if Zach Wilson or Mac Jones come to the Titans, you're not going to see a world where one of those guys and Will Levis are in the building come to fall.

True. If you bring one of those guys, it's a, we know these guys aren't going to stand up a franchise. We know these guys aren't going to be able to give us a thousand wins, but they can be serviceable while we draft a quarterback one overall. If you go with a Mac Jones, if you go with a Zach Wilson, you're basically saying we're taking quarterback with the number one overall pay.

And we need a safety blanket in case this kid isn't who we have. We need somebody with some experience. And right now what the market says is this is the best experience we have for the situation we're in. This is not a, we're planting our flag in the ground

of a Zach Wilson and Mack Jones. Because if they came out and Callahan goes, these are our guys, you have the floor, Jack. Your comments besides killing yourself, I'll support you. This is a process, Jack.

I do. I think what Taylor's saying, is right like if you're going with mac jones or zach wilson that means you're all eyes on going one overall with quarterback one overall i think it's got to be cam ward or i love cam word if they if if the new gm is sitting there saying okay we know who our guy is in this draft and we have the pick of the litter right because we have the first overall pick they need to not be focused on i don't love that photo so much make sure that makes it in the episode uh i i'm not focused on a backup quarterback right now i'm focused on a right tackle i'm focused on morgan moses who is there's a rumor that

came out yesterday about him. You bring a guy like Morgan Moses, Redskin. I think he's at the Jets this past year, correct? Good player, 2014 draft, so you know it was a fantastic draft. Bill Callahan coached him. Yep, Bill Callahan's coached him.

He's been through the fire of Keith Carter so he knows how to take bad coaching. He can come in and have a great coach in Nashville, Tennessee, and keep fighting. You get that right tackle. If you can protect the quarterback, doesn't matter if your quarterback's good or not, you're in better opportunity

to get it out to your playmakers. that's what we need. We need a right tackle right now. You're cooking now. Thank you. You're making Jack feel better about that Buck Rising tweet this morning. Yeah, I mean, I just saw and I just laugh because all these names coming across the hell.

On a Monday of all days. You see we get our new deal. Now all of a sudden Buck Rising has a mustache. He's just trying to be like us now. Buck is really doing his best. If you're planning on drafting the number one, like drafting a quarterback number one overall, wouldn't you want to bring in like a better backup to learn from,

not Mac Jones or Zach Wilson, and bring in like an older guy and let Cam Ward learn from him rather than two players. So, yeah, actually let Jack let Jack take that because I had had a nice little take. That's your take. It is my take, but I wanted you to compliment my take.

I'll still do the take. I'll still do the take. I'll still say the take right now. You bring in Marcus Marriota. You bring in Marcus Marriota. He's a true professional. He's been here. He's a hero in Nashville, Tennessee. He's a serviceable backup.

You saw what happened when he went in for Jane and Daniels last year. He can light up a football field periodically. and who knows. I still think he can be a guy. I still think he can be a guy that might be my bias. I love Marcus Marriota. You bring him back.

You give him the eight. You say Will Levis, we love you to death, make you for everything. We'll see you later. You take Cam Moore, Shudor Sanders, whoever you believe

your quarterback of choices that number one overall pick, you have maybe the best business guy, business quarterback, the best way to approach the game in the locker room with you with a young cat to develop. Cam Ward's got a lot of talent.

Everything everyone is saying, that is the guy now. That is going to be the first quarterback taken off the board, whether it be the first, third pick, or fifth pick. You get a guy like Marcus Mario in the building, and you put him next to him,

you put yourself in a position to be successful. Now, if I'm Callahan, I'm not taking, I'm not taking a quarterback one overall. I would not do that. I think if I'm worried about my job security. You're taking a right tackle at first?

No, honestly, I would have tried harder for this Sam Donald, this Aaron Roger thing, got in a quarterback, the Gino Smith. I knew if he was on the board, the Matthew Stafford when I thought he was on the board.

I would have gone for those guys, knowing that I have a quarterback that can come in and has had success in the NFL with some weapons and been like, this is my best opportunity to stick around here a little bit longer. Then you take an Abdul Carter, or if you're thinking a couple of years from now, we're going to have a nice new stadium.

We need to sell some jerseys, maybe trade back three, four picks, take Travis Hunter as well for a PR standpoint. That's what I would have done. I would love the Abdul Carter. Abdul Carter is... Especially with Harold now going off. Yeah.

That makes a whole lot of sense. now. Rabel getting his minion Harold Landry back. I saw you looking at the minion too.

And you know Harold's stoke because he's not going to have to practice. He's going to have his growing up the click you take on.

He's going to get on the training room. He's going to have that little click thing on his groin. He's going to sit there go, not today.

He's going to go out and do walk through and he's going to go up. He's going to get close to double-digit sax every single year. Shout out. Harold's trying to be

the Ferrari that just comes out on Sunday. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, it's sunny out today? He's a grinder. He is a grinder. Harold works hard. He is trying to get that car out on Sunday.

Harold works hard, but Harold has a great combination of working smart and hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna come in, he's got a good physique. Yeah. He's in shape. He plays extremely hard. But August 21st, he's not gonna wanna practice that. He's trying to always peak at the right time.

Yeah, exactly. It's all about finding that peak, that weekly peak. And Mike Rable understands. Mike Rable fully understands that. I'm happy for him because he's back out in the North Northeast two where, you know, he went to BC, he went to Boston College. Went to Boston college, got that whole thing done.

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Adams I'm sorry I'm thinking about your boy in Florida in Tampa Levante Levante David getting extension I saw that I smiled thinking I know you're somewhere smiling yeah Because that is your guy. Boogie.

Yeah, boogie, bro. I mean, his entire career. Like, he's going to be a ring of honor cat there. There'll be arguments with him in the Hall of Fame for the rest of time. Is he, yeah, is he like the most underrated player to ever play the game? 100%. I mean, got to be. Now, the short list isn't off the top of my head, like, isn't sitting there in front of me.

But Levanté is on that short list of most underrated players of all time. Because I think, I believe he only has one Pro Bowl. Which is crazy. I believe he only has one Pro Bowl. and it might have been an alternate. We've had this conversation with Clay Matthews before, though. They run the 4-3 at the Pro Bowl. Right.

Which kills the middle linebackers. Right. When you're off the ball outside linebacker, you're getting in the same class as the pass rushing outside linebackers. And sacks are more sexy. Sacks are going to be king. Yeah. Because Alvante's stats was,

you put it up next to Bobby Wagner, Luke Keekeley, all their years. Like he stacks up better in some categories than those cats. Slippery, motherfucker, too. East-West guy. Not going to run through your face at all, but has a way of just making sure. You know when you have magnets,

they're both like you take both the positive side, both the negative side, and they're just like always like, you can't get him to touch. Yeah. That's him trying to block. Yeah. You're trying to block him.

He is slippery, bro. He is a pain. Can make all the plays. Dude, uh, Josh Allen as well. Last night, Josh Allen is a seat. Let's give him a round of applause.

Huge extension. What was that six years? $330 million? $250 million guaranteed. That's a quarter of a billion dollars. They say, Josh, you could fuck around, do nothing.

You're still going to get a quarter. quarter of a billion dollars no matter what brother and you know what he's probably doing even when he signed that contract he's probably he's probably yeah probably yeah okay fiancee all right what still his fiance we can't just see his hot ass fiance jack she is incredibly yeah she's a beautiful woman but we sit there and we say hey she's a beautiful man on the golf course with his boys i can't be like and his hot wife that guy's he's he's has a history man of home. You know, it's just hammered on the golf course right now.

Yeah, and it's a smoke show of a wife. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's be respectful about it. What I love about Josh, too, is I saw a bus and post a photo of Josh Allen on the bus, and I just thought about that conversation to him talking about how he doesn't really do anything in the off season. Now they just enjoy life and kind of eat whatever.

And the fact that a gentleman can enjoy life and eat whatever and then go to play football for six months out of the year, come back and say, I'm going to keep enjoying life and doing nothing. but I'm also going to sign this deal for $330 million. And he's the quarterback. He is. Josh Allen might be an American hero. The ability to do that and enjoy life,

like if you are, me and Will, we didn't enjoy life. We, like, we picked pockets of time to go and say, I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to go to Cabo San Lucas.

I'm going to go back to Bontan, Missouri and see my family. We're going to go and do these couple of things, but then we get back right into the fucking grind. That's what happens. That is not. Hello? That is not, we did not have that possess the ability to have the talent, get that contract

and everything. Yeah, I mean, we're kind of on a little different levels. No, there's no doubt about it. He's the guys like me and Will. I'm like, we hate life. You and me? I was paranoid all year long. All year long.

Yeah. We were paranoid for different reasons, but I was always the only paranoid survived kind of mentality. We got, oh. Should we have a bow time out real quick? What is this? We'll wait. We'll wait on the bow time out.

Yeah. Josh also, I wonder if he was making less than Haley Steinfeld before the contract. I feel like she may have elevated his game. He needs to be the breadwinner. She's obviously very successful. She might have another Oscar-worthy performance coming up. Yeah, you never know. You never know.

A big win for the bills. And we barely touched on it, but Devante Adams to the Rams is such an underrated move. What makes you say it's an underrated move for $26 million? Because they got rid of Cooper Cup, so you're kind of thinking, how are they going to fill that void? But Devante Adams is still a freak. He's still somebody you can lean on in the game as the playmaker. And you also have Puka Nukua.

Who is it, Tyler Higbee? You got all these offensive weapons, but Devante Adams getting to play with the quarterback like Matt Stafford. Now, he did get to play with Aaron Rogers, and they thought they were going to win the Super Bowl when he signed to the Jets. Right. That little that scene of him on Pat McAfee and he walks on the screen, and he thought the whole world was about the burn right then.

But that's in a situation where Aaron Rogers, the organization, nobody, like the Rams are on the same page culturally, Stafford and McVeigh. You're getting to go play in a scheme like that to where it's high level, level two, level three thinking throughout your play calling throughout the game, which I feel like Devante Adams molds well with that. Because you see clips of Devante talking about the art of the route, talking about how him and Aaron are on the same page from just a mental standpoint on, he'll change a route in the middle of a play or if they audible or something pre-snap. I feel like he's going in a system to where all they do. is talk about that second, third level of playing football. So I think it's going to be a huge move. Yeah, I don't disagree with that at all. It's very interesting how the narrative is working in the NFL

because I'm not taking anything away from Devante Adams and the talent he has. You talk to different receivers throughout the league and they say, yeah, Devonte Adams is still a top five wide receiver. He's still a dog, still a dog. You usually don't see that when a guy for the last two, three years hasn't had the numbers you'd want him to have. A lot of times guys will drop off in numbers. and whether it's the quarterback play or the play calling or whatever that doesn't have anything to do with them,

the narrative around that individual player kind of goes away and be like, hey, he was great, but you know, he's kind of lost a step here and there. That has not happened to Devante Adams. So he is still talked about and widely regard as one of the top wide receivers in the NFL. So when I saw that contract, my brain went to you, man, he hasn't really done nothing a couple of years, but then you start to break it down about the art of the route, him sitting on club Shayshay talking about that, the show receiver on Netflix the passion and drive he has towards the game

and you see he's caught in the shorts thing a couple of times when he's at the Raiders she didn't have a quarterback consistently there was some real big turmoil going on with the Jets last year and Aaron Rogers so you're right all the things you said about the Rams is a great fit yeah they're gonna crush it Puka wears number 17 you think he gives that to Devante Adams or does Devante Adams

or does Devante Adams rebrand like DK potentially will? Great comment great question I think he tries to get what do you I think what's the number you're offering? I think Devante gets 17. How much does he? Yeah, what's the number you offer?

I don't know. I do think somebody like Puka, just his spirit. Small sample size of being around Puka seems like the guy that would be like, doesn't care about the number. Yeah. He cares about the passion of the game. Yeah. So, Devante might get himself.

But if I'm Puka, Puka, if you can see this clip and I know you actually do watch a show, command the bag. Command the bag. What was his year, year 12 for Devante Adams? He's up there. He's been paid multiple master figure contracts. He's got a two-year, 46, million dollar a little bag coming in now.

Give them a little something. Yeah, give them a little something. Throw them 100. Yeah. You got to, that's an unc move right there. Yeah. You got to break them off a little bit.

You got to break them off a little bit. Taylor and I had the conversation when there was like some rumblins if I was still going to go play or not before I found out if I could or not. And Taylor's like, what about 77? And I told her I was like, I'll give my entire contract a way to wear 77 still. You just wear zero? No, I was wearing 77. That was like one of my half twos, half twos. Obviously, never worked out that way.

I really get excited about NFL teams like preseason wise. I'm more dialed into the college football stuff. But with the Rams, I am getting a really strong sense of a one last ride kind of season. I don't know. Right. Going all, yeah, bringing staff back. Yeah. I just have a feeling that they're going to make.

You do got the young defense to build around too. Eaters. Another year in the system. Eaters. What would you? So if you went to another team and somebody had 77 who was a Pro Bowl caliber player but he was young he was young he was in like year three yeah has he made a proble yeah he's made a proble i don't think he'd walk away from it but i'd offer what would you

pay if he said i'll give you 77 for a million dollars would you do it i would go home and talk to tailon about it what if she said yeah do what you want to do then i would go and i'd the art of the deal i would order the deal him i would do something i would try to figure it out but i would you pay a million probably not a million probably not a million and i know i wanted to say yes for the sake of the show, except for the clicks. But in all reality, I probably would have given

$500,000 for $77. At that point in time, with that mind frame, with that mindset at that point in time, yeah, probably. Yeah, I think Pooka's, Pooka had different mindsets. I think Pooka.

I think Pookin, I think differently. If 77s off the table, what number are you taking? 69. I would take 69 or... 69. 69 goes hard. You kidding?

David Boktiari. I feel like you got to be... David Boktiari is 69. And I think there's a lot, there's a lot of branding in 69 too. I think this Dave did a great job with it, but 69 goes hard, dude. So, Boktiari Trojan sponsored him,

so there's some winning opportunities. Yeah, there's some ops there in 69. I do think 69 is an okay number. I think it's okay. I'm being nice. I think for a tackle, you got to stay in the 70s. I think so too

70s or matching numbers I like 55 Wager for a single digit number That would be so funny Yeah that would be sick Do you see a body Like the Trent Williams' body Just wearing number seven

That'd be sweet or X Yeah Yeah I think Yeah I would have been a high six figures guy To keep 77 I was just So a part of the identity So a part of the identity

I feel like if you start at 69 and establish 69, then I see 69, but going from a 70-something number 269, I feel like it's like a downgrade. 55, I think 55's a solid number. I think the best numbers are, 55. 55, no, 55, 71, 77.

I think the best three numbers for a left tackle. I think 71 would be. 71 goes hard, but that's also Trent Williams. 73's still decent too. I like 73. But something about double, sticks, man. Double sticks just looks different

than anything else. I love the single-digit. I don't know how you guys feel, but I love the single-digit look for On Big Boys. I think D-Line. D-Line, single-digits go fucking hard. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

What else do we go? Hey, how was Vegas? How was Zuckerberg? Zuck was awesome. I saw you met Zuck. And it was, I mean, Jack hit me with the, hey, you got to introduce you. I'm like, oh, yeah, we've got to get that done.

So between, I think the Gachian-Pera fight is when, for whatever we, And there was a much bigger calm. There's a lot of moving parts between those fights. So it's all about picking your turn. Dana was up. He was walking around. Zuck was kind of by himself with his wife.

So we went over. We got the photo with Mel Gibson and Taylor Sheridan and all of them. And then I turned around and he's just sitting there all alone. All right. And knowing to protect them in that situation. So I walked up. Mr. Zuckberg wanted to introduce myself. My name's Tara Luwam, blah, blah.

He says whatever. And then I get into the low hanging fruit. Saw you on Joe Rogan. Saw you, Tio, J-CL. How's it? How's the recovery been? I've had a couple myself. I had one that I had a revision done.

So we go through the whole ACL thing, but his eyes lit up. Like, he really wanted to talk about his injury. He was doing the motion of, like, how he was kicking when he, when he tore the ACL. And then right as we were about to, I felt like a low coming or maybe a transition of conversation, hey man, just want to introduce myself.

Great to meet you. Then start to go away. Pulls me back in with, what you do? And I was like, okay, you want to know what I did. Now, I will say this. Mark Zuckerberg is the first person of status. I had him with, I played 10 years in the NFL, not nine years in the NFL. He was my first guy I hit with the decade instead of nine.

It felt uncomfortable. It felt wrong, but at the end of the day, it felt right, you know? He's got my data. He knows. He probably looked me up and go, he's a liar. That's okay. That's all right. I fluffed my numbers a little bit, sue me.

So we talked about it. We talked about the isolated ACL, all that, went and sat back down. But it was a cool experience. And we sat there and we're like, we're talking. We're sitting with Max and we're like talking about the contract a little bit. And as we're like kind of talking about the contract, Zuck walks by. So it goes, what do you think he's worth? And we pull that number up, buddy.

$217.2 billion. That's just, that's, yeah, money you can't. That's just, it's insane. The success this man has had. Insane. And he's got a movie about him. He's doing the whole, we're going. He's got now Dana now on the board of meta.

He's flip-flopped a little bit. but he looks so funny with his hair and that big ass chain the big chain the baggy t-shirt he's made a transition he is switched up after taylor talked to him i started walking off and i was like dude i have to got to i was like if i send a photo of me and zuck to my dad right now just unannounced he's going to die laughing so i asked him like hey can we get a photo and it was like he did a factory reset and he kind of like stood up three seconds yeah sure and then i did it how to compute that And then my phone was a little tougher. My phone froze.

My phone froze trying to take the photo. And you can, in the live photo, you hold it. And the very end, he just looks at me like, are we done here? And I take it and I was like, thanks, look. And just like, ran off, sat next to Taylor and just showed him the photo. Yeah, because I went and sat down and I was kind of just chilling, hanging out because it was great. It was actually a really awesome event because you have Max who were boys with. And then right next to me was Leanne and Burke Kreischer.

So it was, and then right next to them was Theo. So it was really like a comfortable, like, set of. the entire time. So I'm kind of just hanging out or whatever. I don't even realize Jack's gone. Jack sits down with this

shit-hitting grid on his face. He just pop his phone over to me. It's just him and Zuck close up. Just laughing. Jesse Eisenberg. Jack, can we talk about the headphones? We can talk about it,

but you're gonna have to figure out the result in the vlog. It should be coming out. We got the result. No, we don't. You tweeted the result. No, I mean, that's, yeah, we'll just watch the vlog.

I'll tell you this. Don't risk your life for headphones. Just don't. Whether they're expensive or not, just don't. We went to a random neighborhood in Vegas. Shout out to our driver. I forget his name. So the last time you were in Vegas, you left your headphones or you lost your house.

Two times ago. I went over for New Year's Eve with some of my friends. And I left them at like a restaurant inside of the Red Rock. And so they were in the Red Rock for the last month and a half. And then all of a sudden I get pinged. And they're in a neighborhood in Vegas. So someone found them, took them home. Me and Taylor didn't have anything to do in the morning.

So we're like, let's pull up on them. So we drive 25 minutes out there. We get breakfast first and the driver's like, okay, where are we going? And we give him the address and he pulls it up and he kind of zooms out. He goes, North Vegas. Yeah, we're like, oh, is that bad? Is that bad? We're like five minutes out.

I told Taylor, I was like, dude, I'm nervous. It's like it feels like you're about to go into a game. I was like, and dude, knocking on that door, it's scary. And you like to just check out the vlog because we filmed the whole interaction with these patrons. We'll try not to dox them I filmed it That's what you're saying Someone in one of my tweets

Literally got their address And the guy's name And like put it out there And I was like hey Let's let let's not do this Like he's just head down Shout out the boys fighting for you though Yeah yeah

How was the exchange Can we give any type of detail Outside of the result It was about as uncomfortable As you'd expect it to be Someone knock on the door I knock on the door Let's just say

They opened the door All of six inches The whole time For our like three minute interaction And they were two individuals One body at first, a second body came in. Yeah. And if you have your Find My iPhone app,

you can see that the proximity location has gotten really good. So it'll give you like a 30 foot perimeter and then the exact dot. We're standing on the front porch and my headphones had to have been in their living room like five feet through the window that we were standing by. Like there's no doubt in my mind. If you would have walked through their door and take it a left, you probably and that fine my app tells you like footage. Yeah. Like when I was looking at, uh,

we had to find Charles phone one day. It was like in between some cushions and we couldn't find it anywhere. and I pull out the fine eye and it tells you that if you're within like 10 feet like I go up on the second floor and it's like getting warmer getting colder type of type of fun game yeah I didn't know that at all

I'm standing over the couch and it starts it starts vibrating no shit so I like reach up the cushion I'm like oh shit here it is so yeah to your point like it was probably right there it was right there we even debated going to the house next door but like the proximity like cut off half of the house it was no way right there yeah going to the house next door you see how

the exchange kind of ended. Yeah, it... Yeah, true. We're giving too much. Yeah, we're giving too much. Watch the vlog. There's a ton of fun stuff in this vlog. Yeah, we...

It's not just gambling. Because this... Yeah. Try to invade a home. I don't know if you did... I don't know if you were following me on Twitter this weekend, but I put a nice photo of Icarus up. Unsolicited.

Icarus is a, uh... It's a mythological story of a guy who had wings and he was very cocky and arrogant. And he kept flying and flying and like, hey, you should don't fly too close to the sun. He'll burn out. His wings were made a little bit of... wax. Yeah. And he flies too close to the sun and he falls to his death. And so I was, I caught myself and yet another predicament this weekend where I was down a significant amount of money. Luckily, once again didn't learn my lesson. Watch the vlog. Watch the vlog. How'd the boys come out?

Watch the vlog. Yeah. Green? Yeah. Green. That's good. I didn't do a ton of gambling this trip. It was more of a business trip. But it was fun. I had other fish to fry and I still have it out with this old lady so you're giving up too much Wednesday or Thursday but we will say that Jack with the headphones you can lock your headphones

so if they're missing someone can't just take them and use them they'll just sit there they're useless they're useless they're locked unless they are like one of those guys from middle school who like jail broke iPods and stuff

which those dudes were like the most genius dudes you've ever met at a young age like what you can get more apps yeah you get more beer drinking apps or you just turn your phone upside down Um, I saw that. Sure, sure, hold on.

Come back, please. Could you scroll? I need you to scroll up because we have to promote Bert's thing. We can't forget that. We have to be, we have to keep our promises. But go ahead, Will what were you going to?

I can wait. I can wait. We got to hit, we got to hit Bert's thing. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, we have two. Shout up Bert Chrysher.

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cody kid that uh is that obviously that big time gambler all these casinas are now courting cody trying to say hey you should stay here stay here we have all this for you he was showing me a video in resorts world um it's a it's a it's a mansion it has its own movie theater it has his own game room it has his own private pool like uh villa type thing it he said was he's a it was a was easily over 10,000 square feet. And if you walk out of your room and walk down the hall, there's a private gaming area where you just sit up there and you have this view of the strip.

So he was showing me all those videos. I was like, you're going to stay there? He goes, Red Rocks is home. I'll never leave. You know what else comes out March 18th? Severance. The boy, the boy site. BWTV.

Oh yeah, BWTV.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it had to be severance. He said severance. Speaking of severance. Speaking of severance. Weeking a severance. No, no, no.

Hey, BWTB.com will be in action March 18th. I'm sure you can go to the site now, but I'm sure there's going to be a sign-up. You can go now. Go now, sign up. You'll get a discount code for the first purchase, but go sign up right now.

We had like 500 people sign up after last episode, so keep pummel. 500 people, yeah, W-TB, BW-W-TB. We got to figure out. We should just, let me get the OG handshake. There we go. Because it's been a minute. I know.

WTB.com, go sign up. Site goes. Site is already live, but merch is going to be dropping. That'll be coming soon. Right. Keep signing up. Dude.

If we can get to 1,000, that'd be dope. It would be sick. That would be sick. We got a, we got a fun interview coming. We got a fun interview coming up. A couple of relationships guys,

guys who are just all about the Stoke. Fred Kroger and Strider Wilson. We'll be joining bus with the boys here soon. I think they're standing outside right now. But this will be an awesome one. It should be. It should be. I've been a,

I've been a fan of these boys for a little bit. I think when we first started the podcast, I've stumbled upon their stuff, and I just thought it was hilarious. I mean, Chad in front of Congress any time. I love you called Congress. I think it's just like city.

It's like town hall meetings. He's sitting in front of Congress. But yeah, yeah, it's elite. Striders, Joe Olsey's impressions are so funny. And they had a show come out on Netflix as well. So, yeah, it's just, it's awesome. Yeah. Going deep is their podcast, but the boys are going to jump on.

Jump on the bus, so that'll be fun. So tune into that. If you're watching right now, make sure you're subscribe, leaving comments, having fun with the boys. Download the Fandole Sportsbook app, bet with the boys all week long.

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with Chad and Strider. Let's go. Oh, thank you. A couple of guys. Two stoke warlords is spreading the stoke. spreading the positive vibes. In a world that needs Stoke now more than ever. Amen, dude.

Appreciate you guys coming on, man. Dude, stoked to be on the bus. Yeah. This is a sick vibe, dude. You got a lot of fans on this bus. We've been watching your stuff. Again, I was talking to you about it before it. But anytime you're up in front of Congress, you're Joe Olstein.

Like, you guys have been followed for a long time. I know I always call it. Any time you're at the White House, the town hall office. Yeah, it's like town hall, like city hall movements. Yeah. But it makes its way like on news stations at times. So I'm thinking it's like, oh, he's in front of Congress right now. I like to think that we're in front of the entire nation.

Yeah. Yeah. That'd be sick, dude, to get out in front of the White House. They're letting people in the press conference room. If there was one group of individuals to go and do that, it has to be all. Good call. That'd be a fire move, dude. Cruise out there, dude, just be like, we need to change the yellow room to the freaking, like, neon room, dude.

Just get to change up the vibe in there. Exactly. Bring up, make it more of a club scene, dude. They need to have like an after part. party room at the White House would be sick, dude. Trying to put tanning into like the national law. Good call. Good call.

If you could figure out a way to make everybody tan. That could go to Medicaid, dude. That should be covered by the federal gov, dude. You know what I'm saying? Dude, states can decide what they want to do. You know, like obviously the flyover states are going to need more of a budge for tanning booth. Yeah. I mean, yeah, a whole place that can go, it's affordable for everybody to get there.

Exactly. Dude. Because if it's seasonal depression. Like you get in those December, January, February months, it's a reason why people are so sad, so divided. It's true. undivided the country, tanning beds at every corner. Everyone's stoked. You're feeling good. If you start putting them in gas stations,

people are just going to pop in, fill up your gas tank, get 10 minutes in the bed, come back out. You could build it around too with, we just had daylight savings. Like mixing that, like falling back in the fall is brutal. Oh, dude. Nixing that and then putting tanning beds. You know, people ask us all the time, they're like, how do you stay stoked during the winter? And I tell them, just hit a booth, grab your ankles, saute it for like five minutes. Saute the butthole. The butthole.

How did you learn about sauteing your asshole? We have a health guru Troy who lives in Venice. I'm aware of Troy. You know Troy? I've not personally, but I'm aware of who the individual is. Oh, sick. Yeah, yeah. So he lives in Venice and he shows ice baths and all that kind of stuff.

And we cruised over to his place one time. And he's like, yeah, come on over. And he was literally just like grabbing his ankles. And we just got like a straight shot into his behole. like dude what are you doing he's like i'm just sunning it brother and so we just take whatever he says you know we listen to whatever he says so we just started doing it right then and there he's so jacked you're not going to listen to a guy that's not that's you know the guy this jacked you listen to what he says yeah absolutely look at that you'd think this guy would just be outside all the time

you know sleeps basically you know in the back of his vw bug but he has a corvette he's a corvette that's pretty sick new ones It's got to be convertible to the time. Do you guys sonning with him? Yes. Do you son with him? Oh, yeah. Encles up.

Sunlight. Enkles up. Venice Beach. Yeah. Directly on the balls. David, slapping their balls. Do you see? J.T. and Chad were slapping their balls.

I never did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We should all take that back. Let's all slap our nuts. You want to get a quick one in? There's no way I'm doing it. I respect you guys for doing it.

It's not a round of applause for Chad Strider coming on the bond. Dude, it hurts. Are you getting it? It just barely down because I was like, oh, man. I see how you said you weren't going to do it. You kind of got bullied into doing it just now. Here's the thing, I'll do anything to fit in. Anything.

You just do it? I did it. Yeah, he did it a little bit. He was a gentle taps. Gentle taps. I see it though. Talk to me about the euphoria that takes place the first time you sunlight your butthole. Like, break it down for me, paint a picture for me.

I need to know what that feels like. Dude, I mean, you know, you know how they say God created the universe in like seven days? It's kind of like, it's kind of like when you feel like, you're like, I feel like God right now creating existence. Does that make sense? Yeah. I feel like he's going inside and he's placing things. Yeah. It just feels euphoric.

Yeah. And your universe is coming alive. Yeah. It's like, you're talking about like Vaca's soaked tampons earlier. Yeah. It's almost like God is putting his tampon. in your butt and it's just pure goodness

you know what I'm saying giving it life yeah I'm smiling right now because I'm just so stoked on it well dude you just had a major epiphany that was like what you said was so smart and such a good call that like how can you not smile right dude yeah yeah yeah

so smart dude have you guys ever felt that like God is fingering your ass dude when somebody has slipped it in there before it is very euphoric now we're talking now we're talking you get a knuckle or even too

deep. Oh, buddy, so I was at the barbershop last week. That's a crazy transition. That's a crazy transition. Because this is a wild story. What's going on over at Supercuts, dude? Yeah. But one of the barbers was talking about how he got fingered for the first time.

I bet his face lit up, didn't it? This young gal, he's like in his upper 30s. And this young gal slid it in there, how she was talking about how she was getting wild. And I just kind of came into this conversation. He was already talking about it. And all I hear is she got two knuckles deep in me. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm thinking how big of a freak are you?

It was his first time. Wow. Oh, that was his first time. Oh, that's where he started. That's like, that was his first experience with that. And she's getting two knuckles deep in my man. And so I'm sitting there thinking like, you know, how is it going down? Is she down on you?

And is she slide it in? Like, what's going on? He's on his tummy with a pillow hiked up under his hips. I don't like that. That's just, that's uncomfortable. He said he goes, he calls a starfish. He's like, I was star fishing. Whoa.

You were on your tummy? Just getting dominated. What's his name? I can't put all that out there. Alan? Alan? Yeah, Alan. I know that was a boy.

It wasn't my boy. It wasn't my boy. It wasn't Alan. It wasn't Alan. There is a... You know the psychopath that's in there that we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's a Southern Missouri cat.

Yeah. Here's the thing... He's a South Missouri boy out of it. It's uncomfortable to talk about a finger going down south for a moment. It is. I will say it's happened to me before. And I was just I was upset with myself, but it felt nice. That's okay.

I love that. And I feel like you guys' presence has allowed me to speak truthful right now. Yeah. I can tell you're scared and vulnerable saying that, but it is life changing. Now I will, I do want to, oh, so you've had it. Yes. Jack talks tie. This is a safe space.

We're from California. Here's what I'll draw the line though. You guys are from Cali. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll draw the line here. I'm not laying on your tummy and starfishing. Listen, you got to put me in a more masculine, like, safer position.

Yes, I need to be, like, fixing a motorcycle. I need to be getting a tattoo. Exactly. Hold it, headlock of a gator while finger on my butt. Very good. True euphoria. Yes. That's where God created a name thing.

Correct. And I can be like, and then I can tell my dad, yeah, dad, I fucking wrestled a gator. But I was two digits deep. So he's like, what is that? Is that a move? Oh, it's a move, Dad. It's a move. It's a move.

And it gives you an opportunity to tell most of the story, not the entire story. Yes. If people want to know about a sexual experience, you can talk about the finger and then get to the gator. If you want to talk about a tough experience, you just flip those two. 100%. You know your audience? Who you're talking to?

You know what I mean? That's the duality of man. Yeah. The ability. Dude, thank you for sharing that with us. Somebody in your butthole. Yeah. Thank you guys for creating a safe space.

Yeah. So talk about spreading the stoke. Give everybody a definition for everybody that's new tuning in. The boys have a show of their own. It's called Going Deep. I know Strider, you also just released a special like four months ago. Everybody can go check out. What is that making memories?

Yeah, dude, thank you for sharing that. Yes, yeah, free on YouTube, check it out. Yeah, but explain the definition of spreading stoke and being about the stoke. Spring stoke, I mean, it's tough to define. We sort of describe it as like you're cruising down to PCH and you're going to get fish tacos with your girlfriend and your boys. You know, that feeling of like a ripe avocado or like a compliment on your tan.

You know, that feeling of just pure froth where you're just so amped on life and everything is good. So we're just trying to spread that feeling to the whole country. Because especially nowadays, like just in the past like five years, it's just been.

It's been tough, dude. Yeah, it's just... Stokes hard to come by. Yeah, it's like people, People just seem more, you know, just with, I don't even know, just people seem more bum than ever. So we're like, you know, it's time to just metaphorically grab our ankles and just take in the sun. Hey man. I've been just like, a lot of times what I do in L.A. is I just drive around grocery store parking lots.

And just when a guy's going to park, I pull in real quick in front of them. And then I get out and just go, what? What? And just, I've been doing that, you know, I've been really feeling low. It's what? And I'm skinny. I'm a little bitch. I got a small weeny.

I can't fight well. So I've been getting my ass. kicked all over L.A. Albertsons. Safeway, Trader. T.J.'s. You been getting your ass kick? Yeah.

I got beat up by a female hockey player in her of T.J. parking lot, dude. Yeah. I don't know, dude. Yeah. She just hit me in the head with a freaking one of those like, it was during Halloween season

of pumpkin. Just freaking decked me with one of those, dude. Hold just holding the stuff. Taking you out. Yeah, dude. It was one of the many ones, dude, just caught me right in the temple. And I'm like, dude, I need something

that's going to get me stoked. Yeah. So kicking it with the boys, cruising around gaming. Yeah. Honestly, dude, a good variant in fucking gaming with the boys is kind of the best thing you can get. That's a strong game. What are some games of choice with the boys?

It was warsome, but it's ruined now. Yeah. Teabagging in Call Duty, though, is... I see the notes up here, our boy Sherm just actually highlighted that. Dude, you know what I actually tried to do during COVID as I tried to start a Twitch. I'm terrible at video games, but I wanted to start Twitch where it's like our thing is like, what's your hook? our thing was teabagging and so you go on it just

teabagging it didn't catch on but you know oh we caught on because our we have a goon squad on pub gtg shirm is sure

we're on call duty anything and you got a tea bag you got a teabag you got a teabag yeah yeah dude shirm was heavy in the chat for sure

oh for sure oh you're aware of shirm yeah yeah yeah okay shirms edited a video for him I know yeah that's how this kind of whole process start

of getting you guys on yeah because your name was full we're like yeah we love to and shirm raised that hand real fast. I used to make videos used to do this. We're like,

all right, let's get it done. Let's go, dude. So, Sherman, you were in, you were in the chat? Oh,

very first episode. Microphone. We don't have a mic. We don't have a mic. Very first episode, going deep with Chad and JT. I was a listener. Wrote in a question,

got it on the show. Oh, really? Relationship advice. Wow. Oh, that's cool, dude. Oh, yeah. And then just started to make a memes for them,

relance, and then Chad hit me up in the DMs and was like, dude, this is kind of tight. Can you make this? There's like a James Bond meme. Yeah, yeah.

It just went from there. Dude. Sure. He's good. That's how Sherm got on our show too. Oh, really? He used to just DM me all the time, different videos. Yeah, yeah.

Of him bagging. Just check it out. Check it out. I would show real life, dude. Look at this, dude. Yeah, I would show my borders about how hilarious is this video. Like, who is it? I was like, I have no idea.

It goes by CFB memes. Yeah. I would just DM back. And eventually, Shirm just came on. He was full time with us. full time he's a beast dude he just bullied his way through the DMs to get now he's an employee

kills it shout out sharm dude shout out shirr let's shout out shir give it up for shirding the stove to shir nut tap for shirm dude that does hurt I was just hitting the tip right there so it didn't hurt too bad smart smart yes yeah I was just tipping for a second

we had a fun goon session on Friday where I was just chilling in the stream room late at night probably until about what we play till midnight 1230 and we play pub g so we'll just run I think we were running three these trios and obviously any body you take any body that you take you have to teabag their body and our boy coop who's on the other side he's now implemented you have to also take

their fit so you become them in the game you want them to know we're not just teabagging your body we're still your identity we're looting your box and we're taking your fit and we're taking your identity there's nothing there's stealing so many social security number just becoming them for the foreseeable future that's like basically wearing someone's skin in real life. Virtually you should be in jail probably. That's hilarious. It is fucking awesome. So since you guys have started to spread the stoke, have you guys seen a trajectory of people

buying into the stoke or has it become, because of the last five years, a little more plateaued? I think so. I mean, I think, you know, that's a good question. Thanks, man. I think people, when you mention it to them or if you like bring up the idea of like, let's get fired up. They're on board with it. Yeah. But it seems like there's you know

I think we're on an upward trajectory actually. I'll say that. I feel like people are getting more and more fired up I think. And it's tough to spread the stoke. Like you can't be a shmull about it. Like you can't be like, hey guys come on, let's all hang out guys. Like I'm making brisket. Come over. Like you want to come over? It's like no, dude.

You got to mellow into it. You got to mellow into a stoke. You know what I mean? Stop trying to force the stuff. Yeah, you got to set the picnic table. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, I'm just playing a little bass. I'm jamming, you know, whatever it is. You want a game, maybe I'll be on comms later, dude.

Like, that's kind of the new, as a married man, like, courting some bros is kind of like the, what really gets me going these days. Like, for lack of better term, gets me kind of boned up. You know what I mean? That bones up my wean a little bit, just being like, that's why I love being in here with the boys. This vibe for me, this is a sexual vibe for me being in here with you guys. That's the energy. He came in with a boner. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you guys saw it. Yeah. He does say he has a little wean, so no one can tell. No one can't tell. He can't small dong shame. Can't do it. Dude, he was, he's riszing up the barista, this guy, Rick.

Oh, yeah, dude. And like, the guy, uh, he had a fat boner the whole time. Yeah. He was like, dude, this latte, this oat milk is just next level, dude. I love that. It was Rick receptive? He hit me with some fire lart, dude. That's latte art, dude.

Oh, yeah, dude. I made Rick's day. Did you could tell he was dead. definitely hung over probably you know probably definitely like was just hitting the vape you know probably boofing his vape to be honest I hit his vape dude yeah you hit his boofs vape yeah oh yeah dude we boop together dude yeah we we and and uh yeah I'd say you know in the past like couple of years like people is what you're saying too is like weed by example you know because people would be like oh my god inflage is so heavy and I'd be like

Dude, I'm in a speedo on the beach, like, and they'd be like, whoa, like, you don't even think about inflation. I'm like, yeah. That's how you do it. You can't be thinking about that stuff. You can't be thinking about inflation, yeah. You got to be busy thinking about other stuff, dude. Yes, dude. Is that shirm on the sticks right there?

Yeah, come on the sticks. That's a great picture, dude. That's one of the thirstiest photos I think I've ever seen in my life. It's a great. That's a fantastic photo. Yeah, I hit that during like when the Dow was just deep in the red. I'm like, let me just show my abs. Dude, when I applied for my job.

You know it changed three people's lives that day when you posted that. Oh, dude, there are two bros on the beat because I'm engaged too. So I just start riszing up bros right after that. Let's go. Great pick. Yeah. Nice, dude. Dude, that picture of you should be like on the resume.

Like, you know when you apply for a job? It's like, you're my GPA, past work experience, bullshit, whatever, dude, you know. I think it should just be like pictures of your boys. This is my crew, dude. This is Chad. He fucking ripset shredding. Because you are, they say you're the sum total of the five people you hang out with most. All you guys could go apply, honestly, dude, sorry.

You guys could go apply for some sick jobs because you got a good crew right here, dude. You know what I mean? And be like, dude, you can work anywhere, dude. Yeah. So we'd like for him to stay here. Yeah. We'd definitely like that to happen. But if you guys ever have to go somewhere, that's a good thing to do for your resumes.

Yes. Pictures of your bros, shirtless, maybe holding a fish, catching a wave, something said. Now, if you're someone who's employing somebody and your bros are not shredded, like the two you two individuals are, is that take away? Or does it really matter as it more about vibe than it is bodycom? That's a great question. Vibe is very huge, but also what are their numbers? Because there's got, you guys, you know, we're on teams. There's dudes who aren't necessarily shredded but have power.

you know what I mean like if they have power what numbers are they putting up do they have a they have a strong motor you know from that transfer from the ass to the core and can they fucking swing steel from high download up high well yeah that's a dude I wanted my group okay this guy applied

to intern on our podcast and I'm like yeah Harvard is cool but how are your calves yeah he didn't have calves I was like how to go get out of here how do you how do you let him go how do you let him down nicely oh dude maybe I didn't do it too nicely I was

I was like, dude, you got to bounce, like, those calves. I was like, those calves are mid. You told him, you take the stairs. You said, don't take the elevator, bro. You're taking the stairs. Do some lifts as you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some lifts.

And what was the phrase you used earlier? The opposite of, like a stoker. Oh, shmull, dude. A schmol. Yeah, you can't be a shmol. Yeah, this guy's kind of a shmall, yeah. Define a shmull for the, for the audience. You know, it's just every,

crew kind of has one and it's just kind of the dude who is kind of just trying too hard and just off on the vibe. If everyone's like, hey man, tonight we're eating steak for dinner. And then he's like, I had steak last night. I'm really feeling like, we should just do chicken or something like that. If you're going right, he's always going left. You know what I mean? And not only that, it's usually aggressive about it and tries to swing the crew. And, you know, you love them because it's probably like, it's like, you know, whenever you meet your boy's cousin like from Arizona and then they cruise in and they're like they have a ton of cocaine and it's like

dude we're just getting pizza tonight like what are you doing? Just off on the vibe it's like we're getting pizza dude we don't need to be we don't need to be shacked in our domes to just get some Zah and he's like no dude we're gonna fucking at the bus Zah tonight

we're gonna put honey on it did have you heard that honey shit dude so it's just the wrong vibe the guy with the wrong vibe to make a long answer longer and you brought up chicken like Schmull's order chicken because it's a weak bird

yeah and they're trying to make the whole crew week yeah it's a prey bird it's a prey bird you can't have they're they spook easy no i eat bold testicles yeah yeah okay rocky mountain oysters oh yeah have you ever had that yes really i served them at my wedding did you really that's awesome are they good what do you have they're phenomenal fried really yeah you got fried so you don't you like you don't even know and then when they're eating that you're kind of like hey you know what those are yeah Rocky mountain oysters bold testicles that's awesome your tea's rising right now

that's rad so are you both from Or you're born in Sacramento. Born in Sacramento, I grew up in Arizona. Oh, whoa. Dude. And where are you from? Missouri. I grew up in Missouri.

I'll see myself out. Went to college in Nebraska. I'm the flyover state kind of cat. Yeah, yeah. You're from Nebraska? No, grew up in Missouri, but went to Nebraska. Nice. I got to say everyone in Nashville we met seems very happy to be here.

We got some Nashville, Nashville cats right here. You got you boys happy? Yeah. Based on our intro. Jack, I don't know. Oh, it said no guns allowed, but it sounded like a gun was on you when he said that, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, who on the bus would be the schmoll? I think you guys have the right crew. There doesn't have to always be a shmull. We do. We have a good crew. I think Jared is our schmol. I was thinking Jared too. But Jared's a good schmol.

You love Jared. That's what you do love your guy. You love your guy. Jared does go with the flow, though. Like, I don't think he's ever going to be a guy that says chicken. I remember everybody else is saying stick. Right. He doesn't do stuff like that.

I think of, yeah, he's a snitch. He's a snitch. Does Jared? He think of Jared too. Oh, a thin mustache. You can't trust a thin mustache like that. No, no, no, no, no. All the bros on the bus, like pretty much everybody's got some athletic ability to him.

Good, good. Jared can't really throw a football. Like, legitimately can't throw a football. I don't think Jared can do anything. Steps was like the wrong foot. Right. Same arm, same foot throws it. If you told him to get a three-point stance, he'd put the same,

whatever label was up he put the same hand down yeah yeah yeah's a guy that we're all getting steak he's getting the kid's meal yeah yeah yeah the boys'll uber eat stuff to the shop and Jared's always getting like a kid's portion up because he's trying to lean up he's what he said respect yeah he's got a weapon Jared's got a weapon here yeah well that's yeah yeah that's yeah that's delaney's weapon that's demon right there that's awesome yeah but yeah Jared's the type too that says he doesn't want to hit the gym until he loses enough weight or fat. Jared's in the middle of a, he's in the middle of a bet with me right now.

He has still January 1st to get a six-pack. And if he doesn't get a six-pack, he has to do a 20-minute stand-up set. Dude. That is, that is our bet right now. And I feel very confident. Wow. Yeah, he's got a blank canvas. Where's he going to do it?

Zanis? Probably Zanis Nashville, yeah. We got a good relationship with him. We've done a couple live shows there. And I think we could easily sell out Zanis for Jared to do 20 minutes, right? Dude. We could easily, if we promote. We'll do a bus and live show presented by Jared Damon.

20 minutes. Dude, I'll do that's a long time. Yeah, that's a long set. If you don't do stand up, you're standing up there? 20 minutes? Yeah, yeah. Would you guys come and open for him? Oh, 100%.

I was gonna say that's a luxury. You're building him an audience, like make it harder on him. Make him sell the show. Make him go out like do the mics, dude, and grind, all the brutal shit. What do you think would be more disheartening for him, walking out into a, like a sold-out show? and then bombing for 20 minutes or walking out and there'd be like two, like a couple there. Sold out show because that's a true bomb.

Yeah. That's a true bomb. If you, like a sellout show where it's warmed up, people are laughing. There's energy in the room. Then he comes out and just bombs. That's a nightmare. If you have all those eyes staring at it,

if you have just a couple sitting out there, it's like you can, that's okay. But if you have all like all of Nashville looking at you and you're just eating shit. Like man, it should have gone to six back. Chad, do you do stand up as well?

I do. Yeah, yeah. Were you guys doing standup comedy before all the content and stuff was happening like with standup always kind of like in your in your vision of wanting to do so yeah that we that's how we started yeah so uh moved to la and um just started doing open max like every night so i was doing stand-up for probably like three or four years before like our videos kind of started to like pop off a little bit and then i just been doing it ever since um but yeah that's it's kind of like our foundation i guess you could say you met jt

doing stand-up right met jt doing stand-up right met jt doing stand-up Yep. Yeah. And then I met you through J.T. Yeah, yeah. Where'd you guys grow up? I grew up in San Juan Capistrano in Southern California, like right by San Clemente. Okay. And you were a Cali guy too? Yeah, in Northern California. I was born in Sacramento too. A little brooks.

Nice, dude. And then I lived in the Bay Area and then been L.A. for 13 years. And you guys just met doing comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the stoke was so high. It's like, we got to do something. I couldn't imagine walking to a room to make. the day like just imagine being a fly on the wall of them three meeting yeah yeah but like you meet j t and then jt's like

you got to make my boy strider it's like i don't know how could it get even better because i don't know about you yeah but when you have a connection with somebody and they're like you got to meet my boy yeah my first thought is fear yeah yeah yeah because i was like you and i have such a good connection i feel like your boy is going to be a third wheel or you know once i'll be the third wheel yeah yeah yeah you just you three become a tricycle would be an incredible feet to watch

yeah and you knew jt so you're thinking what's this chad guy all about yeah but his vibe is so immaculate dude you meet him like this guy's just the man, dude. So chill. Thank you. Also so hilarious, so talented. Just, yeah. And like very disciplined.

I'm innately a lazy-ass guy. Like today, 11, I was like, dude, can we push back later? I want to record later, dude. And very, very regular time to get up. But he's like disciplined. Like, dude, like the videos that we do and shit, like, we've been having a lot of fun going

and doing these videos where we just say movie lines in public now. But he's so diligent about it. He's like, we have a spreadsheet. He, like, types up. the scene. I'm like, we'll just kind of watch it and wing it. He's like, no, dude, let's get it right. And so it just elevates everything. Elevades. Dude, thank you.

I'm kind of a straight edge in a stoner's body. I guess. When you guys are doing stand-up in California and the vibe is matching and then you go to a place like an Iowa or like Nebraska. These flyover states. Oh.

And there, you, yeah, yeah, I said. And the vibe doesn't necessarily match. You have the best stakes, though, dude. Yeah, great stakes. Great stakes. And the vibe doesn't necessarily match the culture of that state. How do you wrap around that? How do you get the audience to love you?

Dude, I mean, to be honest, though, I think states like Missouri and Nebraska, they're, everyone there is so nice. And everyone actually seems more pumped, I would say. More like deeply happy. Because in California, everyone's like, oh, you just kind of like, there's some people at the beach like Troy. he's like he's stoked you know he's sonning his ass but like you know and a lot of in a lot of LA people are like I don't know like how do you describe it you know what it's like people aren't as you're in California but people aren't as fired up as you think but then you go to like we go to like

just anywhere in the middle like you go to like Michigan or any any of those states it's like people say hi to you and it's in California if if someone says hi to you you're like what what do you want but like uh you'll be transactional out there it's trans yeah if you if you're in like a i'm where i was in michigan and again an elevator and these people are like hi and i was like what the fuck but they're just being nice and so i yeah i've uh i'd say actually people are more they seem more deeply stoked um in in the flyover states i guess yeah and i would say the audiences too like the the especially for stand-up like the crowds maybe they like this i don't know if this is true but maybe we'll view us more so as like characters

Because the podcast, like when they study the analytics dude and shit, like where it does well, a lot of it's in abroad, like in Scotland and London. And I think people will look at SoCal guys more as characters, you know? And of course, you know, admittedly I'll ham it up and vibe it up more. Throw a little more dude or what up when performing. And I think that that when you're outside SoCal, it's more of like character comedy to a degree, which I think helps and is more receptive. And in the flower overseas, there's just not near as much going on.

So when you're going out to a comedy club, like, you're, like, out for a night. Yeah. You're planning it for months. Yeah, and if you're in Cali, like, this stuff's happening all the time. Like, you're going, it's like, hey, impress me. Right.

There's like, I feel like the flower stage. You're like, hey, let's hit the, you know, the funny bone in St. Louis. And you're, like, excited to go watch whoever's going to be out there. Yeah. Yeah, like in Los Angeles. Like, the Lakers are playing in Staples. Clippers are into it that night.

Maybe there's a charges or Rams playing at home at any given night. You can be doing a million different things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot. A lot of competition. Fuck yeah. Look at you out there, man. Handsome.

Thank you, dude. My wife approved that outfit, dude. I was like, do I, should I wear the denim shirt? Can I pull off this? She goes to Chambray. I go, sick term. And I'm wearing those same jeans in that that I'm wearing right now. Smart.

Haven't been washed since. Shot this last April. How long have you been married? So June 10th, 2023, like a year and change. Okay. Yeah, I had our first anniversary. We've been together for a long time, though. like 13 years.

Really? Yeah. What took you so long to pull the trigger? No, it's like it's a bad thing. I probably, actually I phrased that question as it's a bad thing. You know what though?

That's the right way to think about it. That's kind of how I think about it. I would say like when I'm, I always knew and like I would knew that I was going to marry my wife when I was like driving to work at valet and I'd see a sick house and I'd be like, oh. And I would always picture me living there with my wife and then like dawned on me. I'm kind of like a dumb ass.

Like like my brain made me figure it out. And I was like, oh, yeah. We're going to get married then. Like, and that took like five years. And then, uh, also just like, dude, doing valet, like, when did you get career shit in line when the whole time it's like, could have just gotten married sooner, you know what I mean?

But, uh, yeah, just wait it. Honestly, learned a little bit more about taxes. I was like, okay, that could be a sick tax instead of it, you know, for both of us, yeah. I'm learning about that too. Health insurance. Huge. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually a member on her plan. Dude, yeah. I might do that for my fiance. It's a good move. How long have you been engaged? Since December.

Okay. Yeah. But probably wait a couple of years for 2026 probably. Yeah. Get some ducks in a row, get them lined up. Yeah. Get some, uh, where are they called? Oysters.

Rocky Mountain Oysters. Rocky Mountain Oyster. Yeah, yeah. Get those lined up. Yeah. If it is, if it is two years away or a year and a half away, in your mind, without thinking about your wife's emotions at all, what's the perfect wedding for you? Oh, dude.

Man. Dude, some of a good question. Xbox with the boys. She's on comp. She's TV set up. She's teabagging, dude, on con. You get down on, you should have proposed on cons while bagging on one knee. Dude, yeah, okay, I down someone in call duty. And then right as I'm teabagging, the guy's like, will you do that?

I'm like, I fucking do. And then, and then Troy, who's like our, you know, our shaman slash landlord, you know, he's just like dousing us with water from the Pacific Ocean. So, you know, it's happening on the beach. It's happening on the beach, let's say Newport Beach. It's happening in Newport Beach. But I'm gaming somehow and teabagging. And then, you know, as soon as I teabagged some guy, I lay down the smooch.

And then we cruise off and we hit Tahiti. Just get barreled. Nice. I remember we went to Mexico. Do you like that? Strider help me with that. I was like, I don't know. I don't know.

I did you got to put you in a bit of a situation there. You landed that plane. It was a good question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough to think of a dream wedding. Did you guys have like a dream wedding down? Or like this is no. That's what I mean.

I think most dudes are that way. Like yeah. Like when it's your birthday, do you really want something? Like, nah, it would be nice if I got this for my birthday. Like I kind of want him.

I hope my wife gets me that shirt. Like, no. I think, I don't know if dudes like have that. I think when you're eight months away from your birthday, you think like, man,

that'd be nice to get from my birthday. And then you get like a week from your birthday. You're like, I want. I want a birthday guy. I'm a big birthday guy. Oh, you are? Take them to put pressure back.

Can't wait to see what you give me for. Yeah, I do. Really? Yeah. Giff giving is your love. But I don't, I don't like to tell you what I want. I don't give you a brainstorm. I just say I cannot wait to see what you provide for me on my birthday.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I want. It's a select few. It's a select few. I don't do it. I don't even think I don't do it to my wife. Nope, I do do it to my wife. And Will, those are the two people that I kind of really hammer in.

Like I cannot wait to see how much you show me you love me. Oh, that's beautiful. On July 22nd. That's a great one. I get nothing but anxiety. I think he knows I get a lot of anxiety about it. Wow. Yeah, but you've gotten a lot better at gift giving.

Thanks. What is a good gift that, like just like a good healthy knife? That's super masculine. It's like what do you buy for somebody that can buy anything? Right. Maybe a couple digits. Oh, I gave him a key dish. But hold on, hold on.

It was practical. It was practical. And I do because I'm a, I'm a super forgetful person. I will forget my keys I forget my wall I actually have not found my my wall it's been missing

for three weeks now Wow Flew with a passport last couple of days but yeah key dish Yeah It sits in my kitchen counter What was it the year before

Was it the daily stoic Or was it was it was a daily dad Daily Dad Daily Dad It was the daily dad Which I have still on my nightstand To this day And I go through periods

Like I'll read the Daily Dad for like three weeks straight Every single day And then I won't touch it for four months That's what it's for one Yeah But every once you'll see it You're like brushing your teeth

Let me just fucking pop this open for a second. That's great. And it makes you smile. That's awesome. When did you two become boys? When I came to, yeah, 2018. August, no. No, bro.

April. April. It happened quick. Yeah. It was so the way our relationship works is will, we are very similar yet we have very different personalities. When I decide, I'll just speak for myself. When I decide that I'm all in on somebody, it's over for you. Like you're not going to be able to know what's, you're not going to be able to know what's,

What's what? Like you're you can't make a decision for yourself anymore. I am now implemented whether you like it or not. So my wife and I, we, so we had a very different situation. We got engaged in five weeks married in two months. Dude, let's go. Secretly. And then two years later, we did a wedding for everybody else in big sir, California. Beautiful. But 2018 was when we were doing the wedding. I meet Will in April. I think by like April 22nd, I was like, you're coming to my wedding. You're going to be at my wedding. And like, we've already

I made you a seat and was like, listen, he can talk about his situation, but he's like, I don't know if I should go, all your family this. I'm like, you're going, you're going. FaceTime's calls, face time with my wife, like you are,

you're coming. He ends up going. So I forced Will to be best friends. That's great. I forced Will to be best friends in 2018. Is that your wedding? That's beautiful. That's me on the left.

Yeah, and that's my wife. Did he be a tea bag after that? We should have done, man, I wish I knew you guys then. We would have had Xboxes everywhere. Oh, dude. Yeah, I imagine like the driveway, for my wedding, the drive away will be like, I'll be like carrying an Xbox. And I'll be like, we'll get in the car and I'll just be like, yeah.

Like a 360 in your hand. A 360 in your hand. Yeah, check this shit out. Yeah. I struggle with commitment. Taylor is, Taylor's hardcore. He loves heart and he loves fast. Hard and fast, dude.

So I got here as a free agent in 2018. Then, you know, you don't have like friends in the locker room right away. Taylor, Taylor picked me out, man. How was this gal? I was saying at the Candlewood Suites right down the road from the facility. You realize I had no place to go. I had nobody around and he just honed in on, he'd come to the hotel room. I'd have the red lights going everywhere.

You got the good coffee getting brewed up, French press going on. Oh, let's go. You know, kind of like sunning, but with the red light therapy. Have you done red light before? My buddies do it. I don't do red light. I haven't really tried it yet. I do French press, but I haven't done red light.

I love French press. You do seem like a guy who enjoys their espresso, enjoys their coffee, the right way. Yeah, I mean, Rick. over there, Rick somewhere blushing, texting his boys right now, about the experience he had at a cafe. Oh, yeah. Dude, are you kidding me, bro? Exactly.

I'll get behind the counter at a coffee shop. Yeah. I'll just get behind there. And then every day, like, we get down at the facility and I would just have to go back to the hotel. So he knew I had nothing going on. He'd just, hey, you're coming over. You're coming over.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, why aren't you answering my face time? I know you're in the room. I know that's a free wine. That's exactly how it went. That's exactly how to go. Like an appearance and he's, like, suited up. And he, like, FaceTiming and I answered.

I answered, I'm with Campanara. It's like, the red lights on. He's like, oh, you guys are hanging out. It's like, yeah, we stay in the Candlewood Suites. He's like, I didn't get invited and we're like, bro, you're at, you have like an event to go to. He's like, that's fucked up. Went home mad. Where you go, dude.

That's Willie. That's sick. Yeah. That's so sick. Let's like the trisop kind of popping out too. I love that. Just a little bit. Enough swag.

What do they have horses walking through the facility, dude? That is a horse shoe on there. That's a thorough bread. Dude, how, how, how, how stoked do you get? run through the tunnel into a stadium. That must be a good thing. That was like my only time that ever happened. And I about passed out by the time I was done so hard.

Really? Because I was going so hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, there's nothing better than when they come up

and they're like, line up today, you're on this part. Yeah. And you're like going out. Yeah. The first time you get to run out of a tunnel. Dude.

Because in Washington, it's like right when I began to start, they like nixed it. Like, no. Because we kind of sucked. We were like 500. Like the whole team's going.

one out together like it's right i hate when teams do that and i was like fuck i was gonna get to go out next week next week next week was like veterans day so we had to go out as a team and honor the vets i wanted my time to shine again so i never got to do it in washington but when i came to tennessee and got to go out this time you're like that's you're like shaking before you go out the tunnel and then you're just adrenaline going it's just i'm yelling for the fucking boys and yeah that's so safe yeah running out the tunnel second and on dude yeah that's the dream you're all just running out as a team right there's no announcements college yeah In college, you got the tunnel walk, you smoke everywhere.

Yeah. You don't know where you're running. You trip over a photographer. Yeah, you're doing the awkward. Like, you're kind of like jogging in place just hoping you don't hit somebody, right? Somebody bumps you. Ter and E. Yeah, exactly.

He's getting hurt. Yeah, I went to Nebraska. I went to Michigan and it's kind of, she just running as a team. Right. But in the NFL, when they do the announcements. Yeah. And you hear, you know, I was an offensive alignment. So, like, you're going out of the tunnel and they're like, from Michigan,

and everyone really cheers, but you're like, so stoked. Dude, you were the man in Tennessee. Don't, you're like, you're the man in Tennessee. Don't you know, I see you're being home. Yeah, bro, bro. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I'm glad you said that.

The offensive line would kind of wait for him because he's the last. I would go out and do a prom wave. Dude, you freaking. And I'd run out. Clearing lanes for freaking D. Henry, bro. Okay, I see you. I see you right there that bottom left photo,

me laying on the ground. Talking about ACLs. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, shit. Yeah, dead body. Oh. Arm looks nice though. If we were in therapy right now,

if we were in therapy right now, the therapist would be saying Taylor, catch the compliment. catch the ball and hold it. Okay. Don't try to dish it off into something negative. Now we're going down to you're right. Now we got a photo you on a stretcher. Can I just...

This is beautiful. Yeah, we're hyping you up running out the tunnel and then you're going in the tunnel. That's a different game. It's a different game. Yeah. I get to see that photo down here. I'm laying on the ground.

I know what's crazy? You know what's crazy is that's exactly what happened. You gave me a compliment. I felt relatively uncomfortable. So I was like, how could I make fun of myself? Okay, there's me tearing my eyes. There's my career ending. My hopes and dreams dying.

That's fun. Getting yelled at, what did you do to upset that woman? You said something. I got ejected from this game. We were playing the Packers. This is the third or fourth play of the game. We already ran for a touchdown to the left side. That's your side.

So that's my side. This guy with the Packer's helmet on, he jumped off sides and he hit Marcus Marriotto. So I get in his face. And then I feel somebody's hand on my chest and I like move. I like rip the hand off my chest. That was a referee. And if you touch a referee, you're automatically ejected.

And then there's another photo of me somewhere where I'm like giving double birds to the field. That's awesome, dude. Let's go. Very, yeah, took a lot of violence to become this relaxed. Those are different people we're looking at right there. Fun times, though. That's the ref, 133. Dude, it's crazy.

It got fined like $30,000 for that too. Really? Yeah. It's more money than I made last year. Dude. That's rad, dude. Dude, don't brag like that, dude. My fault, my fault.

Dude, my buddy's dad, sick dad story dude. Grandpa story, dude. Wouldn't be a proper podcast. We weren't talking like this. He was a badass. Went to USC. Was a fullback for O.J. and Marcus Allen.

Won a Super Bowl with the Manders back in the 70s, but was drafted by the Bears. And he said exactly what you said. He goes, he goes, when I, and we see old pictures of him. And he was fucking jacked. He was a fullback, dude. And he would go up against butt kiss in practice. He's like, I hate Buckkiss. He's like, that guy took gears off my career, and he was an animal and would literally just want to hit heads the whole time.

Like, that was it. But he looks at old pictures of himself and he goes, I don't know that guy. He'd be like, that was a different dude. And now he's like the sweetest, nicest guy, dude. He makes fluffer nutter sandwiches. And I'm like, dude, your dad's a huge pussy. There's no way. He could have fluff or another sandwich.

He's like, you want a fluffer another? I'm like, dude, I could beat up your dad maybe. And you pinned it in gaps. He penned him one time. Fluffer notes. Yeah, I pinned him. He was like 80. So I pinned him when he's 80.

On the ground? Yeah. Against the wall. To the ground, dude, in his house. Broken at night, woke him up out of bed. Get pinned later. Sometimes I just need a victory. You got bagged him, dude.

We're all about pinning dads on the... Yeah? Then I was like, I'm on my belly. Get me. He's like, what does that mean? Just get me. I'm on my belly. He didn't understand that.

He didn't know what he never did. Get me. Did he seem with it? Somebody who's just running in a butt kiss every day? A thousand percent with it. Like, went on to have a career like, is a successful. or fully fully.

So that's good. Nothing like headwise. You play back then. That's, you see some guys now. And he talks about the bears. And he's like, dude,

the way they ran practice, he's like, dude, it was so dumb. They would just hit and hit and hit. And he's like, not smart. I mean,

we've had Allstad on the pod before and you can tell like he's fucking, he lived their life. He was about that. Yeah, he was about that. He was about that. He was about that.

He was about that. Back of my J talk. It was an order to have him on the show. For sure. He gave it to us. in a way that you walk away and you're like, I respect that he did that to us. Yeah.

And we didn't take any offense at all. He like pinned you via the pot. Yeah. Verbly pinned us for an hour and a half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We submitted fairly quickly too. Yeah, our generation, we are way soft. Yeah, I think we actually started it maybe.

I think we kind of started with like, we're soft, right? And he's like, yeah, let me tell you why. Yeah. You talk about how he'd be crushing beers at like 6 a.m. before practice. No way. Like back in the day, people, I feel like people were just, crushing beers smoking

like after games yeah they're like yeah in like comedy through the bit yeah this guy was ripping minds before set I'm like I don't you don't see that at all

yeah today yeah it's kind of a bummer like why don't we yeah I think it's maybe health I think you're so aware of health now people are more aware of it

yeah and it's like but even yeah maybe I'm just a huge pushy but I can't imagine like doing lines before set I'm trying to be funny pizza only just for pizza

yeah no the I think I think people optimize now. I think like all the most successful. Like, you know how it used to be like billionaires? It's like they have like the, you know, what's it called? When you're like liver patches on their skin from drinking, do and blow, buying a speedboat, probably dying on it.

Now billionaires like, like Zuckerberg has like a hoverboard. You know what I mean? Yeah. Sweet, dude. Like, and like they optimize. You know what I mean? Like, have you seen that documentary on Netflix where that dude like tracks everything? He's trying to live to like, what was that?

I've seen this guy on Instagram before. Yeah. We were just talking about this cat, not too long. Yeah, and he's got the means and resources to do it. He's doing it every day all day long. Like he's got like no life. He's just dedicated to the craft of optimization. He's like, he's a modern day monk.

Like he's just fully focused on one thing. Yeah, one thing only. Like back in the day, like the most successful people. That was suck this weekend. Oh, one up. Did you guys hoverboard? Is that power slap? I'm asking him.

That one's at UFC. But yeah, he was at power. They were at Power Slop the night before. I saw you guys were at Power Slap, not this past time, but the time before. Did I saw you, we were filming something there. I saw you from across the, uh, You were in the VIP. We were in the... Well, we tried to get to y'all.

Oh, you did? You saw us? Yeah, we're like, yo, chat in JT over there. We're like, yo, let's go over there and introduce ourselves. Yeah, we couldn't cross the barrier, yeah. We couldn't get to you guys. Because we were literally going to come up and just like ruin whatever you guys were doing to say hello. Yeah, they kind of stop. It's like, you can't come back here.

I'm thinking like, we have the, I have 17 wristbands on. There's an 18th I don't know about. So I guess I didn't have the 18th wristband. Yeah, like, don't cross you might get slapped. Yeah, like you guys were right up in there, huh? We were in there. Yeah, yeah. We were like interviewing some of the slappers, strikers.

How was that experience? We've done that before, too. Dude, they're actually, they're really cool. Dorian, he did the heavyweight match with DeBelle. We interviewed DeBelle and Dorian. Really cool dudes. It's crazy that they do that. Is it loud?

And they're very like, oh, people to always talk about like the head trauma and stuff. They're like, but you were in a fight. You get punched in the head. And I'm like, but you do get slapped. Like, consistent. Consistently. I mean, do they have like with this part of our hand? I think that's called clubbing.

There's a whole bunch of rules. Yeah. I have been to, I think all of the, all the ones in the continents of the United States I've been to every single part of them. Are you serious? Wow.

Is it loud when they get hit? Like when you're, dude, when people get K-Oed, it does light up quite a bit. Oh. And it is. I mean, we've seen people seize, bro.

Are you, yeah, like, seize, like shake. Yeah. Or if you get caught flinching and you just take one and then you got to get back in there for another round. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the whole flinching thing would be tough.

I think I'd flinch every single time. Yeah, you should have to close your eyes and take it. Guys just bleeding and swelling's happening on the side of their face. Right. And they're doing it for like a 10K purse. That one dude was like, I just want to buy my girl tits. Right. Yeah.

That's amazing. It's honorable cause. His name is Wolverine. Really? Yeah. Not his government name. That was a nickname. He should be an official, dude.

He's going to, yeah, he should switch it out. That'd be so sick. We're like, hey, $10,000. What are you going to do with that? that he's like oh my wife wants some tits so i think i'll hear those we're like all right i mean kind of a gift that keeps giving right yeah that's an asset maybe slap those around what was it like meeting uh zuck uh it was dope yeah it was awesome like he walked by and you're like holy shit that's mark zucker wow and then i saw him kind of like between the main the the co-main events yeah he was like

kind of sitting there by himself yeah so this is my time to strike yeah so i went up to him and i had him with the ACL. Yeah, me too. And then we kind of talked about ACL for a little bit. He lit up with the opportunity to talk about his ACL. Yeah. And that was awesome. That's cool. It was cool. There's even a thought too. Like you see somebody like Zuckerberg out in the wild. Like, is that even him? Right. We're watching severance right now. Like he has the means to be severed. Like is that his out. Yeah. Dude. See, I don't know. I don't know what severed me. I haven't seen the show severance. So that's right. Yeah. So I don't know. I haven't watched season two, but I watch season one. Oh, wow. Season two is picking up. I started a little slow, but it's good. But this last episode was brutal, I thought.

You saw, hey, you saw the ratings came out too. It's the lowest rated episode in all of severance, which I agree with. Like you spend that much time on Cobell. Like the intro, I know I'm like boring. No, it's a boring. Hey, listen, as long as you guys are enjoying yourselves, I'm going on. This is the shortest episode of the season, it was 37 minutes. Like the first five to 10 minutes was just like a drone shot of the waves and everything else

and the car driving in. It's like, why are we wasting time? Then Cobell's making out with this, this druggie cat that she knew back in a day. What's he doing? For a few minutes. It was a slow episode, but we were massive. This is a massive severance podcast outside of the board. Here's my, my take on like slow episodes is that is a big reason why you should binge shows. Because if you watch like Yellowstone, I didn't watch like the third season or whatever, but I started watching over and over again. And there were a couple moments where there's some like slower episodes. And I thought to myself, if I was watching week to week, I'd be pissed off about this.

But now I just get to go to the next one. Yeah. It's also what makes it so fun because you get to be pissed off with the world because people are so into this show again i haven't felt this way about a show since game of thrones because of all the theories and nuggets they kind of put in and people chop out like we have this group chat to where we're just dropping jims every day on oh we missed this scene or if you zoom into this writing on the sheet of paper it calls back to something a few episodes ago like that's the vibe that this show has that i think yeah we're pissed off that the episode happened last week but again you're like bitching about it with everybody you're kind of arguing you're debating you can't wait to go on to work the next day to talk about with everybody

that watch it at the shop. That's the vibe that this show is. Some water cooler time. I need to pop this show. We just gave them a free shoutout right there too. It's great. And it's great to have a show to watch with the lady. Like the lady and I watch us.

Having a show with your wife or something, like White Lotus. We're crushing White Lotus together. And we flew in last night, Sunday night. And we're like, I intentionally don't think about watching without me. I would never. And so, dude, we get back into town, watch that. It's the best, dude.

Yeah. It's the best. And having something with your lady that is. That's some game for all the young cats out there that getting married like it is. Yeah. It's like you were talking about earlier, like courting the boys is now like a thing.

Big time. When we were talking about PubG last week, you're kind of building it up and foreplaying throughout the week. Like, hey, let's set up this time. Because we're going to have to schedule some things around. We've got a double date happening. This happened on Saturday.

Let's get it Friday. Once you lock that time in, it's teasing up all the way to the moment. Then you're just gooning with the boys at that point. You just fired me up. Dude, exactly that. That right there's how you spread the stug. Now, yeah, bro.

That was like a locker room speed. Yes, bro. I'm ready to go to tackle someone that. That's fucking nice. What marriage advice would you give, would you give Chad? I would say, well, you already are very skilled at making love, so you're good on that front. That's fine. Better to probably than even I am.

I'm a monster in the sad. Are you really? Oh, yeah. Giver. What's up? He said you're a giver. Yeah, I'm just like, let me eat that butt. Oh, yeah, dude.

I love that, dude. Oh, oh. I would say, you know. Because having a girlfriend's a lot different than being married. Oh, for sure. You're a roommate. You got to just make sure you're, and you guys already live together. You know that.

Just like being a good like human, you know what I mean? Even before like anything else, like keeping your shit clean, staying on top of your stuff, communicating and then not keeping score, which is tough to do because you'll be like, well, I took the trip. Well, you know, I did clean the bathroom last week. By the way, my wife kicks my ass on all that stuff. We're keeping scores. She's kicking my ass.

But trying not to do that is good and just being like, yeah. Because she'll hit you at one point with, hey, when you're going to clean up what you said, you was going to clean up? And you're like, hey, I'm going to get to it. Right. And your time zones are just way off. Like, they want stuff to, I know my wife.

She'll be like, you said this for about three weeks now. Yeah. Like when you're going to open this box from Amazon? Right, right. I'm going to get to it. Big time. Cleaning. Dude, honestly, bro, if you clean,

if you want to get your wife in the mood, dude, clean your place bro. If she's out of town or she goes out does whatever, she's at work for a few hours, you got the day off, hire a whole crew. Get all the boys together. That'd be a sick video. Get the boys together. Clean the crew, hang out, dab it up, you know, maybe order a little food

when you're all done. Send the boys away. Wife comes home to a clean house. Sweetheart, did you clean the house? Yeah. It was all I thought about all day long. Wow. I got down with my day and I thought, how can I be the husband that you deserve? I knew you were going to have a stressful day. I want to make make sure you came back to a nice Zen room. Wow.

I wanted you to feel special when you got home. In some game when you have kids, it's like if she's doing bedtime, like you do the dishes and make sure everything's cleaned up for when they come down and you're, hey, you got Apple TV on ready to go. Yeah. Sweetheart, you've done that you did the dishes, you cleaned everything up, I got you, get your water. Matter of fact, I already got your ice water.

It's sitting right here. Wow. Let's watch some severance. Curating the vibe. You know they say there's statistics about like only 50% of marriages last? Hearing the way you two talk, you guys won't be part of that statistic. No. I'm inspired, yeah.

Yeah. You're going to give them some game too. Dude, only 50% is your chance of doggy that night, dude. Big time, dude. And then your answer is, only if you want. Is that what you want? Only if you want. Got to be a giver.

Got to be a lover. If you want. Can't for me. Are you feeling? Yeah. She says that to you and you're, yeah. Oh, we got two questions from Wilcompton's bulge.

Oh, nice. Where's some good questions to ask on a second date, not a first date, that a lady would like to hear personally, I think, second dates are harder than the first. For people that are just tuning to the show, you gentlemen are a great relationship advice givers, correct? Relationship consultants. Try to be, yeah.

We try, we try, you know, we speak from our experience and we try to be honest, take or leave, you know. But yeah, we're going to do. Good question to ask second date, just right at the top of the date. What are your politics? Yeah, nice. Just get right into it. Draw a line in the sand right away.

Yeah, yeah, be like, what are you into? who'd you vote for and that kind of like that'll get things out of like nice and heated so you know then you then your makeout session afterwards will be like they'll be like there's a lot of tension in there and now we're just suck in face or they'll be like you'll bond really deeply and then it all sets up for a good makeout at the end of the second date yeah that's a good That's a good one. I like that a lot. What's your,

what are your politics? What's your tics? I would say like, yeah, yeah, it's a good, breathe. Yeah, what's your tics? It's a good brief. Yeah.

You just say a country, Ukraine, go. Pakistan, go. Brazil, go. Talk at me, what? Australia, how do you feel? Now, now. Putin, give me a breakdown.

Putin, give me a breakdown. What did you think is Zelensky last week? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he need a suit up? Yeah, yeah. I think the sweaters are sick. I actually like the look. It's tactical.

It's a good tactical look. Zelensky's outfit. What do you think? Fashion. You're technically talking fashion. Dude, I think a good second, yeah, second date, I could see it being hard. You know, things went well on the first date. You want to keep that going.

You know, first date, I always think a good move is like a walking date. Keep it moving. Like here, if there's like a river walk, walking the strand of the beach in California is always a move with the fucking dang. bowl or smoothie. Second date, I think it's like, I think the move is if you're a dude, you have the luxury of planning this traditionally, but pick something that speaks to you a little bit. Like, I might try to take the pressure off myself, go to a comedy show, see what she laughs out,

learn out of humor, then you immediately have, maybe go to the early show. If it goes, well, you grab a drink after, you talk about the set you saw. Did you love it or you hate it? Or whatever you're into, if you're into paintball, be like, hey, let's go paintballing. I think that'd be sick. Figure out how she handles a gun. Amen. I understand strategically how she operates. Give her commands. Yeah.

Be like, bum rush that. Silent ones? Bum brush. Get on all four, tell her to come bag you. Bag me. Just aggressively.

Cover my six. Cover my six. What the one-on-one paintball, dude. Flank, giant map. Flank right, flank right. Don't see each other for 20 minutes. You just keep getting lost in this giant map.

to the snack bar for half of it, is she still out there? Oh, man, I was wondering where you were. But then when she comes back, you already have hot dogs and nachas waiting for her. Exactly, dude, exactly. She's in a full sweat. She thinks you left her. It's never the right temperature at paintball, dude. I don't care what time it is, you're sweating.

You want to lose weight, go paintball, dude. You're gonna sweat everything out. Right what she's thinking, what the fuck that I get myself into? You ask her a question to learn about her, like, hey, what's a goal or a dream that you've held on to and never went after. Wow. I've had something nice. You're getting laid that night. Oh.

See, for me, the second date is always about the preparation before the second day. The first date goes well. And let's say you want to go out the next week. You're spending those next five, six days, adding nuggets. Hey, what are you doing today? What are you up to? But you don't follow up on that. You get to the second date.

You have easy conversation. Hey, Monday, you said you had a big business meeting. How'd that go? Let me bring that down with them. So you do a little homework before. Then you hit them with the paintball. Yes. Big goal.

Guess what? You're scoring. You're getting back. Yeah. You're getting back. Yes, dude. You know what's good with pain. is if you shoot them yourself to test their integrity.

Mm. Be like, are you out? Like, no. What if they say no? Yeah, if they say no, then you're like, or just yell at a barrel plug in, barrel plug in, barrel plug in, we're in the lot, put your barrel plug in unsafe.

You're being dangerous, you're being dangerous. Dude, my first, my second day was, actually, she came to a comedy, she came to my show, which was, which was, that was stressful. That was stressful. Yes. I was like, because I was like really into her, I was like, if I bombed, she's like, I want to come to show? I was like, oh, okay.

And I was like, if I bomb, like, it's, yeah. And I, like, I probably won't be doing a show for a while. She's like, I just saw you post on Instagram. Dude, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, it's actually not happening. I saw her like on stage. I was like, oh, I got a boner now. Yeah, just busted on stage.

Just busted on stage. What's that? Do you use crowd work with her? Yeah, I'm like, who's this chick? is this your man is this your man how long you do it's my dad

yeah yeah old dude yeah yeah look at this dumb ass in the front yeah nice sweater just yeah just nagging her from the stage well where'd you get that sweater

fucking ross yeah she's like what dude how did that second date show go you know what it went okay it was like it was a bar show

in San Diego I like had a good set but you know I in your mind you like you want to like crush and it's it's tough at a bar show though it's kind of loud you know from the background so it went okay but she was like I think it was nice that it went like kind of okay because I was like oh she actually likes me for me me a little bit more than like if I like crushed you know you know I'm saying yeah if you if you crush she thinks herself I just scored yeah no one's found this guy yet I'll just hitch my wagon to him yeah but if you did okay she doesn't know if you're gonna be

successful or not. She doesn't know you're going to be the Chad you are today. Exactly. Yeah. She's got to write it out. Yeah. And I'm like, what do you think of that tea bag bit? What would you have done if she started giving you advice? On that, oh, like, she came up. She said, hey, I like the set with the tea bag bit. I feel like it'd be a lot better if you did X, Y, and Z. He'd be like, I don't like your calves. You got to bounce out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Time to go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why don't you take the stairs right there?

Take the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is tough. Hey, Sherman's a true stoker. Because Sherm's been trying to implement paintball. Oh, you have? With the squad. Dude, we're all about it, but he just always just brings it up.

And I will say a lot of paintball talk. I said this in the last show because Sherman was bringing it up. I've only been paintballing like one or two times in my life. It's fun, man. You're a big target, though. That's what we're trying to tell them. I'm nimble, dude. You are, that is true?

I can move a little bit. Maybe not. It can be the seal. no I did not say that no Taylor was saying we should go up against like a I'm like bro paintball I know it good and well we would lose yeah yeah yeah yeah it was funny growing up in southern

California we were right by Camp Pendleton and so the myth was which in hindsight is so untrue because like kids would have their birthday parties at paintball Pendleton do we're going at Penelton dude the Marines paintball there dude in hindsight it's like no Marines paintballing on the weekend they're like out at the bar

right or like yeah anyway we've worked five days this week you want to go the same thing. Exactly. They're anywhere but the base, but it like you thought every adult on the course was a Marine, dude. It's so funny. What is this? Oh, I thought she had a harness on like she was in the air suspended like being thrown around.

That's just vertical. See, this looks cool. This is like a classic varsity blues. Like the angles don't add up for football like you know, like when you see the filmmaking of the football like guys are tackling at a downward angle like in sacking. This is an inefficient paintball move by this lady here. I'll be it sick. Dude, that's my wife

Yeah, paintball would be fun Payball would be a good time Painball is so fun, yeah When that paint's flying and you are against a good squad It is pretty terrifying See, I've never been in a situation where my backs against the wall Against a good squad

I was just playing against other football players Yeah And they're bigger or the same size as me Right, yeah So easy just to peg them down, no problem Yeah What position in football would translate the best Dude, because these guys are pretty good athletes

And the finger speed, your barber. That's what I'm saying. Dude, you could get in there and just, yeah, I was gonna say, not the barber, the barber's girl. Yeah, I mean, it had to be corner or wide receiver, right? Is corner the best athlete on the field? That's my theory. Besides the left tackle, I would say so.

I mean, but you think pound for pound. You're just left tackle? Big boys, nimble, moving islands, the whole thing. But yeah, corners are pretty solid. D-end are the biggest. Just because you run it backwards and you got to react, you don't know what's happening. And you're always undersized.

You're going up against some. someone who's like six inches taller than you at least and 40 pounds heavier every single time. I'm just staying in there and strapping up against D.K. Metcalf just across the line of scrimmage. AJ Brown wanting to, you're like a press corner. You're like, fuck, I'm going to have to butt hands on this. Just having to go against black GI Joe's all day. Yeah. Wow. That'd be tough. Dude. Look at this. That's intimidating. Like, if you're, if you're trying to get a job and that's in your crew right there. Wow. You're getting the job right away.

Yeah. Yeah. DK's the man, dude. Can you imagine having a rig like? that? What's your day like? Do you own a t-shirt if you look like that? No, no, no. You're saving money. You're saving Kaubo and you just fucking chill. Yeah, you're sunny all day. On the beach. Now he's going to Pittsburgh. Built in town. Yeah, he's got to Pittsburgh. I see you with your. Some, some, I'm looking at some deal. Josh Allen's getting that money, even though he couldn't get a yard, dude. I mean, I don't know, bro. Oh, whoa. I'm a big Levis guy. I'm a big Levis guy, dude. Levis is my dude. Yeah, I love Levis guy. Yeah, I love

Levis is Jack, pull him up. Miles Garrett, he just signed a huge-ass contract. Look at that huge-ass contract right there. Steelers are closing on the deal. Are they really? Yo, that's going to be huge. Steelers are contenders. And Spillane got announced to Patriots.

Yeah? Splies he going back to Braves? I saw Spillane this weekend. Did you really? Yes. Yeah. Do you guys think really Rogers and the Steelers is a good move? Yes.

Why? Do you see what he did last year? Yes. I mean, his last six games was pretty sick. But is it going to be annoying? And then he's like, oh, let's get Adams to the receiving room now. And then you've got D.K. Adams is in LA.

He's going to the rain. Oh, he actually did go to the rent. He was $46 million. Aaron Rogers is a stud. There's no doubt about it. And now he's got Tomlin as a head coach. Tomlin's a man. Take the car keys and go, go ahead, do what you want.

You have George Pickens. You got Naji Harris. And you got D.K. Metcalfe. with a decent offensive line boys are gonna cook this year and Arthur Smith is their OC come on. Did you guys have Josh Allen on the pod?

He sat right there Wow He seems like cool I do love Josh Allen Oh I don't know Playing golf I don't know really Couldn't get a yard

I'll say this Josh is the man But that bar you said About get all that paper But couldn't get a yard That's a good bar That's a good shit talking bar He got a yard

Bro The rest screwed it up Yes Yeah Yeah Shout out your Here's what I mean you need to get a yard and then some dude if you're getting paid that much dough dude get a yard and a half

fucking come on the are push you know what like they say in comedy is what steve martin said you got to be undeniable make it undeniable although this is you know he's not the only one doing it it's a lot of guys involved here a lot of guys that's okay Josh Allen I'd say yeah he did get it he'd be about the stoke yeah he's the first pot he was on he had we had to call a we had to call a bow time actually we interrupt this episode with a bow time out listen if you You were a fan of chicken and waffles, but I always feel like it was messing a little bit of bold Cajunian flavor. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what?

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to go out and throw up because he pounded like 13 old fashions the night before because he's in town for I was going to say Kettlefest tied in you. I love it. He's the mayor.

Yeah, he's, I love watching that guy. Pay him more. I changed my stance entirely. Yeah, $3.30 million is not enough. I'll tell you what, dude. It's the whole nine yards, am I right?

You don't need one more. Come on, bro. What will be interesting about Aaron Rogers to the Steelers is last year when Russ came to the Steelers. I know like Tomlin was very, was very instrumental in kind of helping shift the image a little bit with Russ. Like, hey, all the outside bullshit, you're not going to be doing any of that when you come here.

I'm kind of, I'm just saying that. However, I'm taking it in the context. I'm butchering that. I'm sure it's much lighter. But it'll be interesting to see how those conversations are with Aaron because Aaron does so many things off the field, like the McAfee Show and everything else. Ayahuasca. But you know what I mean?

Just always talking in the media and everything like that. I don't think it'll stop, but I do think that conversation was had. Because Steelears, Pittsburgh's a way better organization than the Jets. And Tomlin has a culture. Like a head coach brings a culture and it's like... I mean, he said Levyon Bell. He's got... He had Antonio Brown with the Pouncy Brothers with, you know, all these different unique personalities.

Yes. And he's able to handle them all over gracefully. Like Arthur Smith will do a great job. Yeah, Arthur's going to do great with Aaron Rogers. Steelers contenders. Jersey Jerry's got to be happy right now. Dude, that's a tough division too. Oh, Jersey Jerry's great.

You like Jerry? I love Jersey Jerry. Yeah, he's funny. Him and Robbie Burger, when he's like, you guys with Rodger, do you guys know Robbie Burger. I don't think I do. He does Bob does sports. Yes, I do no Bob.

So when he was with, when he was doing like content with Robbie Burger, that's where I came hit to him, that guy's hilarious. Both those guys are great. Jerry's all time.

Jerry's all time. This might be a loaded question. I don't know if it is. If you could play for any team based on location and vibe, what would it be? Because I always wonder,

but I feel like I'd go to Miami just because I love Miami. Miami is a good point. Are we trying to take into account, like, the team too? I think maybe just location. And, yeah. See, location stuff, because you're talking about vibe, like something you want to represent. That's, like, badass.

Like, that's an easy answer to me. That's the Raiders. Right. I think, like, the vibe of the Raiders when they're at Oakland or even now, like, they've got like a bad boy attitude in their color scheme goes so hard. Right. But I don't know if I'd want to live in Vegas full time because I would go broke. That's my personality.

Yeah. I love gambling. What's your game on you? Right now it's Baccarat. It used to be Black Jet, but it was, it's now Baccarat. I just became a craps guy.

Yeah? I love crap. You would be an all-time craps guy to hang out with it. My first role. That is vibe, that is everything. My first time rolling,

I had like a monster, whatever you call it, Sesh. Yeah. My sister run. Monster run. There we go. And it was like,

it was like 45 minutes. That was my sister. She was teaching me. She's like, roll again? I was like, all right. And the guys at the other end of the table.

We're like, let's go. And I was like, yeah, fucking, there you go, bro. It was so far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is the best, dude. When you get everyone around the cat, you cheer for the guy. You're on the same team. On the same team.

Exactly. And there's all, it's like a great sample size for society. Like you have all these people, a group of people that are sitting there going, we're all in it for the one thing right now. That's they get this point. We're all putting on the come bets and all these different things. And then there's the, was it Schmolb? Schmole, who doesn't bet the pass.

And they go against you. Yes. So there's one guy in there that's being an asshole. Everybody else is being a unit in a team. And you just hope you can beat that guy's ass, man. Yeah, yeah. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.

Blackjack's so fun too, though. If you're with the boys, you're all sitting at the table. If you can all roll up on a table, the best, dude. Yeah. Also a small scenario, though. Someone can come over and then they're splitting tens, and it's like, what are you doing, dude? Get out, get away.

Right, unless that's the vibe. Unless all the boys are on board. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sometimes you get like a stranger and you become like best friends with them. You're like, you're the best, dude. Yeah. Oh, it's great. And you go, do I hit?

Do I hit? If the dealer's shown like a four and you're holding a 12 and you're like hitting it's like, hey, why you hit it? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Sometimes they got to take one for the team. Yeah. Throw them a chip. Something about that vibe.

Yeah. Something about that vibe. But yeah, Raiders or Dallas, I think the start would be sick. Yeah. Dallas seems like it'd be cool just because of the culture. And like, it seems like it'd be cool to play for a team where it's like it's an institution where it's like it's ingrained in the city. And, yeah. A place that would have been great would have.

been the Chargers when they're at San Diego yeah oh he's calling you right now Josh Allen no Jersey Jerry Jerry Jerry slow it down slow it tell me's on the shirt yeah you're on you're on bustin with the boys a matter of fact your name just came up like four minutes ago because it seems like Aaron Rogers is going to the Steelers where you getting that info why you putting out tweets like that face swaps I don't know what happened what was the tweet It was a face swap with Tomlin and Rogers. He said, who the fuck is running your Twitter? Is that not happening?

What are you asking? Is it happening? I don't know. That's what Sherm just, that's what Sherman in the back just say. He's like, hey, they're closing in on a deal with Aaron Rogers and the Steelers. Is that real? What the what does Sherm know?

I listen, I wouldn't hate it. I'd like it. You know, I'm fine with it, but he can't be putting stuff out there. You can't hope so. Tell me to Sporting News.com. They have a live free agency tracker. So a Sporting News.com has a live free agency tracker, and they said, what, Jack? They are close to a deal.

They are close to a deal. And there's also other notable people on Twitter who have been confirmed. And there's also other notable people on Twitter, too, that have been confirming. Hey, Jerry, Jerry Taylor here. Why would you not like Aaron Rogers? Not that I wouldn't like him. it's just that like what is he going to give us a year you know i mean if you guys go all in yeah it's like if you guys you got to be pumped about them trying to put money into the

offense right of course yes yes yes but i would love that connection with russie and nidke oh that's right you are you are you are sussie for russie since day one so i'm not sussie for russie i don't know we'll see we'll see i'm going to be very mad at sherman if this doesn't happen okay Hey, what's the Instagram? What's the Instagram? The same photo. Oh, same photo.

Gotcha. Who the fuck is running your Twitter? Oh, easy, Jerry. Easy. Hey, Jerry, when's Mr. Jerry coming out? Sometime in May, I'll keep you posting. Okay. All right, I love it.

We love you. And the boys, we got Chad Kroger and Strider Wilson on the bus. Love that. Love that. Enjoy, boys. Have fun. All right, love you. Legend, dude.

Jared didn't care at all. All right. Cool. Yeah, see you. Yeah, whatever. Who the fuck is running your Twitter? So he's coming out with Mr. Jerry. Yeah, so Jersey Jerry, he's coming out with Mr. Jerry

and knock off of Miss Rachel. Oh, nice. Rachel, blipy. Yeah, but are your boy Prince? Yeah. They're officially in direct competition with each other. So you gotta draw a line in the sand. Mr. Jerry.

That's awesome, dude. I can't enjoy both. Like, I enjoy Miss Rachel. I don't watch. Who is it? You're right, you can't enjoy both. It's Prince, Mr. A? Yeah.

Mr. A. Yeah. You can't enjoy both. I just feel like sometimes you've got to pick one. Like you can't be a fan of the Red Sox and the Yankees. Like I don't know if Prince, though, rolls out episodes. I think he just says, yeah, he just says like YouTube. You know what I mean?

Like full episodes of our kids shows. Yeah. Would you guys ever run into the kid show world? I feel like you guys would do phenomenal. Yeah, like, like write one or like acting one? Like a Miss Rachel type thing or Mr. Jerry that's about to happen, Mr. A? Yeah, blues clues. I think I would rip it.

I think you would crush Blue's clues. Dude, I'd be sick. Like, what are we doing today? Be the original Steve. Yeah. Steve, yeah. I'd be like Steve, but didn't he got hooked on crack. I was gonna say, I think it was just coke.

I think it was just coke. I think it was Coke, I think it was coke, not cracked. Man, might have been cracked. I'd be sort. They're like one of the same, right? Yeah, too. I think I'd, yeah, blues clues, I'd be like, oh, you guys see this clue or you guys fired up? I'd be like, what is this like a fucking, oh shit, dude.

We just, it's all this crunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got. There's so many clues. Like what a, what a blue? How are you doing? Blue, like barks. Yeah, it's sick. Save little, bop-p-poll.

Yeah, every single time, man. That's a good show. I never thought about that. That show is an elite show. Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, but then their kids, Peppreca. Yeah. I'm at DM-Chicloiter.

Going on in that relationship. Yeah. Oh, dude. I'm at the DM Nickelodeon and just be like, what do you guys think? Is it time to bring it back? Yeah, yeah. You would do so great at that.

That would be elite. What's up, kids? Alex, how's your drawings? Because I feel like anytime I saw Steve the way he was like, we found a mailbox and he would do the mailbox

in such a simplistic yet beautiful way. Yeah, I'd do stick figures it'd be tough not to draw dicks too. Because I'd realize it's like a kid show but I'm like, it's just hilarious drawing dicks. Yeah, just a stick figure and there's a small little.

Yeah, you know, like a stick and a couple rocks. Yeah, like all those like kids movies they have little like hidden gems for adults you know, like sort of like hidden like sick. Yeah, I'd just have like a dick. and like every

sexual window you would not be subtle about it yeah yeah yeah yeah this is for the parents yeah look away for the kids

it's just like the most detailed penis you write you write it on the screen too this is for the parents not the kids don't worry

they can't read three two one right look away oh it is a dick that's a for sure dick they bring it back

it goes back to something else like bros what's this clue and it's just a huge dick broos what's this clue yeah

an adult blues clues actually would probably be better than the kid show itself yeah That would be awesome. Adult blues clues.

Yeah. Yeah. But speaking of Dix, you guys went on a journey of your lives. And that's to bring a take away a small dong shame. Yeah. Yeah. I saw your process. Thank you.

Yeah, it started with Strider actually. He got, we were going on one of our weekly streaks. And Strider got shame for having a small dink. A lot of people laughed at me outside of a DMV. You know, people said, oh, man, that tall guy has especially small penis. I would always justify it to myself saying I have a taller frame, so therefore maybe it'll make it look smaller. Turns out it's a double negative. Just some tall body with a small weenie.

But then my boys were like, dude, let's end that small dong shame. This is something I can't control. This is the weiner that I was given. And it's made me develop other lovemaking moves. So it's actually been a benefit. You know, now I'm teedarting. Now my wife can pick me up. She can do all sorts of moves on me that I've never been thought of.

They do reverse 69. Reverse 69. Nice. Legit. Is that what you're on top? That's where my wife picks me up, flips me over, and we go to town. Oh, it starts headbanging. Yeah, we go to town.

Yeah, we go to town. Oh, dude, we definitely, our love making music is definitely like rush, heavy, just double foot pedal always when making love, dude. None of this, you know, easy listening. But this was the biggest, dude, was the, there we are, ending small dog shame. You guys got permits and we went around Los Angeles's downtown L.A. The route was in the shape of a dick. Was it?

Yeah, if the helicopter was watching, it would see. That's the kind of detail people don't understand sometimes. Yeah, and you know, Bill Maher covered it. Really? Here in L.A., we had a small dong march. I try to do that. Kyle Dunnigan does a great impression. He can pull that up.

His impressions are the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's live in the small dong mindset for a second. They had to come with a lot of pressure. Of course. And I played volleyball in college and through, high school and I've always been on teams and I've always been in locker rooms. In locker rooms, look, you know, there's etiquette, you're in the shower, whatever. Hey, how's it going eye contact?

But you're clocking. Everyone, that's been a big thing on this podcast. Everyone meet peaks. Of course. Of course. I was, and there's like 20 dudes on a volleyball team. I was always bottom 18. That has to be tough too because your frame. It's like this dude obviously has a massive piece. Because again, you got, you're kind of like a lanky tall guy. Yes. Got a little. nose, you got a little nose on you to be like he's got, he's working with a pipe down there. Yeah. A guy with that frame, Taylor Knight, we see you. I pride, I pride myself on being in a locker room for most of my life and understanding

what the body frame is for a big piece. And you would have tricked me. Exactly. And imagine, uh, my wife when we first made love. And she's thinking to herself, I'm making myself and not a nice little treat, a nice big treat. Yeah. And but now my wife loves me, she says my wiener's fine. And that's nice.

That's good. Yeah. How long do I take her to get to find? Was it immediate? Was she always body positive or was it tough? Took me 13 years to propose. There's a reason. Like, are you somebody that has to get it under the covers first and then take your

boxers off? I'm a lights off guy. Wow. I'm a lights off guy, candle, mood, you know what I mean? Yeah. That also, that's a good way to kind of distract from anything you don't want them to really notice. Correct.

My wife comes in the room. She says, turn the lights on, spread them. You know, that's what she's in. Get in the start. I want to see you. Brave of her as well. well though too yeah oh yeah oh yeah god and i'll wear a thong carhart but still a thong yeah doesn't chafe oh did they make good quality stuff but the way we move yeah oh yeah

the nerves for your first time had to be high you got a picture kind of like the notebook where they're standing there in front of a fire and just going one article at a time god and he's like are you sure i'm scared that you're not going to be okay with this but she just like lets them know like you're in a safe space. Yeah. What is, that's Will, yeah. That's,

I think he looked good there. I appreciate that. Yeah. That was a vulnerable state for me as well. Tom Brady posted a photo that was very similar, so I had to.

Oh, nice. Let him know. I had to show him what a real alpha look like. That is. I guess, Strider, you carry big hog energy,

though. You do. Thank you. Yeah. Is that a downfall? Yes. To have such big dick energy? To compensation.

Yeah. I would like to just be myself. Right now, I'd like to still be curled up in my hotel room. Taking a nap Pushing the pot. It's still too early.

Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to just be doing that, you know? He's not ready. Yeah, exactly. That's my true nature. I just want to shell up, dude, but. You just got to fluff it all day.

I'm like, if there's like a weird thing I do that people don't necessarily know about is I'm always like fluffing myself throughout the day. Yeah, yeah. Like right now, is that like very like,

I'm very nervous. Yeah. I noticed when we met, before we shook hands, you were like. Yeah, like, God, fuck. Yeah, you did come up.

You're like, dude what up. Just hit adapt us a little bit. Give yourself a little blood down there, which is, I get it. Yeah, you want that. My small dog journey was kind of a rude awakening because I played water polo.

And I did it for the tan and shot off my bulge. Because I thought I had a good bulge. And so I played water polo. And then my first match, like I invited my crush. I'm like, because my plan was that my crush see me, she see my bulge. And she'd be like, okay, you're the guy, you know. and but then I didn't realize that I had a pointy bulge

you guys know what I'm talking about I know what you're talking about it's where the shaft rests on the sack instead of wrapping around called that a bird's nest yeah it's like a little tent yeah and she bailed at half time no yeah and I was like bro's what do you think

happened they're like it's your bulge man it's pointy so you thought your greatest asset ended up being your greatest demise yeah it's like you know I was just everyone was just so nice to me growing up They're like, yeah, dude, you got a solid piece. But they were just, that's, that's the downside being too nice. It's like, you know, I had all this like kind of false reinforcement where people are like, yeah, you got a firepiece.

And, you know, yeah. I'm laughing because it's so traumatic. It's tough to deal with, dude. That's tough to deal. This is brave. Yeah. And then, and then like my buddy who is like a straight shooter. He's like, look, it's your bulge.

She bailed because you're bulge Okay, let me ask you this So if you guys are all about the stoke You guys are all about body positivity Yeah How do you achieve body positivity with your bros While also being honest with them Because you never want to put your boys

In a situation that you were in After water polo Yeah So how do you tell them Hey the bulge is not the Not the thing that's gonna get you where you need to go Dude if you like Let's say you have a buddy who has a pointy bulge

You know he's like bro's like You know Give me an assessment Like strange You know how's my bulge I'd be like dude Honestly the bulls is like kind of you know it's not the best bulge but your calves make up for it you find

something else to rewrable for you know your delts will for sure make up for that thumb tech penis you got it's beautiful that really helped me you would send that into a group text thread we have a group text thread where we'd send like our weightlifting regimen for the day and stuff and we really emphasize form on there you know it's not oh did i put up these numbers today it's like great technique you low on that squat you got to 90 if you're just doing 90 yeah other guys have different goals so you'll put your goal and whatever that is we will support you on that journey yeah and some goals you can't like you can't get it I mean you could get a penis extension but we just said take what you got and make the best of it you know what I mean you these are the ingredients that we have bake the best

cake you can yeah with what you got and it's like too like when you identify that a bro is struggling with a small piece and you know you have one as well you kind of break the ice with like hey I got a small one too. Yeah. And I know JP, I could tell he was nervous at one point in time. And I had to break out the story. Similar to you, Chad, I had to learn the hard way. I was in a locker room of my own back in Washington,

and I walked in the shower. And Quentin Dunbar, I'll never forget it. I'm walking toward the back corner because that's where I'm trying to hurry up and get to before I take off my towel. And he's like, scrimp, there goes scramp. And the whole team, I was on notice. And that unfortunately became my nickname. So I had to learn the hard way.

I mean, I already knew it. Yeah. But it kind of really... To have your teammates. You really get naked. Yeah. Yes. When that gets unleashed on you.

Yeah. So it's always been like a... It's always been a point of emphasis when I know a fellow bro's out there struggling with a small piece. Right. And you can tell. There was telltale signs. Like I was like... I was buying...

I bought a couple chain necklaces. Yeah. When I would greet you, I'd say, what's up, pussy bitch? You know, like, I would try to talk tough. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, dude, that's not you. Yeah. Yeah.

I would rent convertibles. Dude, I went into heavy debt. Renting just convertible. Really? He's a huge Corvette guy. Mm-hmm. Just renting them. Yeah.

I remember one time we were, he's like, you know, one time he, too, you're like, what books are you reading? I'm like, oh, you know, like holes. And I'm like, what do you read? You're like, the game. Yeah. The game by Neil Strauss. Yeah.

I'd be like, dude, do you want to go sarging for chicks? He's like, dude, we're both married. I'm like, yeah, but let's just serge. You know, let's just get out in the field, I'd say. Yeah. Stuff like that. God. I know.

But, dude, thank you for sharing that. I appreciate it. That's a beautiful story. Creating the space. Yeah, yeah. You know, create the space on our show. A small dog can be...

You know there's an audience out there listening like, hey, I kind of got a small piece soon. Maybe you can be a little bit more confident. There's at least a dozen men out there right now wiping their tears. Yeah. And saying, feeling that they finally have been heard. Yes. They finally found you guys.

Yeah. And they know they have support. I mean, you've lost a bunch of weight. I'm sure you've got a lot of growth with that. So guys, it might be a little bit more heavyset. Like, hey, there is opportunity out there. just lies in your discipline in your day-to-day. Yeah.

If this isn't who you are. I've lost 60 pounds and I've definitely seen a change in my piece. Your penis got bigger when you lost weight. It did. Yeah. It's well, at least it looks that way to me. It looks that way to me. No, it does.

I saw you at the urinal. I saw you at the urinal. Really? Yeah. And I was like, my boy really is doing it. That's amazing. People are talking to talk about his face looks beautiful, how much weight he's lost. There's also situations, like, when you try to overcompensate for that because, I mean,

when I was in the locker room, too, like, Offensive linemen, you know, usually have what we call a butt and penis when the foop kind of pushes out too far. And so you kind of, that kind of just sets. It doesn't even touch the nut sack. So a lot of us have been shame for such a long time. And to see like even any droop at all, I started to get overly confident myself. And I said some untimely things on a road trip to Notre Dame one time. There was that bottle you're right there.

Right there. And I said something about my piece. It was kind of like tough to put it in there. But I was trying to brag about my piece. And I should, I didn't have to do that. No, it was an insecurity. Yes, exactly. It was an insecurity.

Because he goes, I can barely fit my piece in this wide mouth. This wide mouth bottom, we all just started, you know, JP in the back. JP takes his hat off, puts it on my head. And I knew right then there, I sat in silence for the next 45 minutes and just, I was in total despair. It was terrible. But you live and you learn. That's why you do those things. Exactly.

So I think there's a lot of offensive linemen out there listening to this story. And I just want you guys to know you're not alone. Like you can lose this weight and you can be more proud of what you have. I'm still white. You know, I'm still from Arizona. Like, I have all the things going against me. I'm not impressive by any means. But I'm better than I was yesterday.

Yeah. Hey, man, that's beautiful. And if you do have a button hook, just change the verbiage. Yeah, yeah. Change the verbiage to like an army helmet. It seems a little more mad. That sounds cool.

Yeah. It seems like more military. A keyhole. A keyhole in a door that kind of comes out a little bit. A lock pick. Yeah. Yeah. Phoenix.

Yes. Phoenix penis is a real thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. It's, um, there's something about, though, the, the desert, like dehydrates. Shrumps it up.

It's like a raisin. They give a grape, think how full of a grape is. You start to take the water out of a grape, what's to turn into. Yeah, should have a little raisin.

Exactly. And so that's what happens to all my boys out there. Yeah. That's good advice. Charles Barkley said when he played for the sons, he's like,

he might dink, like, lost like two inches. Yeah. If you could just tell me. I think per capita, baggy shorts, there's more people that wear baggy shorts in Arizona per capita

than any other part of the country because of that. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Yeah, it's tough out there, man. It's tough, especially in Cave Creek, Arizona. Pretty much white. Pretty much white, pretty much just baggy clothes.

Baggy clothes, cowboy boots. You know, the boys are having a hard time out there. Yeah. Yeah, if you're wearing basketball shorts and cowboy boots, that's a fashion statement. That's a fashion statement. That's hiding something. That's like my schedule today is jacking off.

I'll be jacking. backing off today. Yeah. It is definitely. Also, the, the, uh, super lifted trucks are a big giveaway. Huge. Oh, yeah. Big giveaway. That's always tough for the peace community.

Yes. Yeah, exactly. I can tell. Yes. Yeah. You have a lifted. Oh, yeah. Super lifted?

Oh, yeah. Super lifted. As lifted as you can get. Really? Yeah. Monster truck status. Yeah. Yeah.

With extra lift or just fordraff, Ford Raptor? Leveling? Extra lift. Yeah. Yeah. Fat muffler on there. Or exhaust. Custom shocks.

Yeah. Like that, that's literally. That's literally me, dude. Oh. That's when I was told about my bulge, I did that. Sometimes things you can't help. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just part of your makeup.

That's how humans work. Totally. History's a circle. A good, we've created a safe space here. A good safe space for your bros too can be comms, but also that reminded me is off-roading. Did you guys ever go off-roading? Maybe in Arizona growing up, or you guys...

We used to romp. Dude, it's so much fun. Did you just rip it on a car or whatever? you take out your mom's accurate MDX or something like that not giving advice to any of the young kids to go do that but if you have a truck that's capable just go hit some dunes for a little bit park crack open an energy jink and just talk it's kind of the best thing you can do yeah we're waxing poetic right now i had i had a really tough experience romping one time in florida i went down there i was just just started to date uh my wife so it was like a two-week period and she was invited to a

wedding her ex-boyfriend was there i met him this guy's a real man he was a professional in a wakeboarder when I met him. He had you just caught a baby alligator in his hand. So already I'm feeling like the bait in the situation. Wow. The smallest man in the room. Yeah, I felt like the smallest man in the room. I had a Ford Raptor.

Had a leveling kid on it. Spacers out just a little bit. Real nice looking truck. These guys had these lighter body chunks. They love to go romping. So like, hey, let's go. Let's go. And I'll say, all right, let's go.

Let's get after it. He gets in the car with us. He's drunk. He's bringing up, you know, like inside jokes with Taylorin. He's laughing. And my truck got stuck. Oh and then he gets out of my my truck opens the door as it's stuck in and I had one those like step-ups that kind of come out and down based on if the doors open or closed

Oh yeah, that running board down there yeah and he was taking the pee off of it kind of bouncing. Oh my god And it broke the step. Oh, this truck's kind of kind of insulted my truck. It was the last time I romped Wow it was last time I romped safe space. You guys take them romping do you guys got to go recreate the memory there I think a good thing to do is any place you've been hurt, go back there and re-conquer that space. Go back to that exact swap. And either you're up there or maybe you drop down, you do 20 push-ups. Maybe you just go, reset the memory. We'll just grab some ankle. Piss on the space. Yeah. Oh, that'd be a great call. Yeah. Beautiful. Get a nice little perimeter, make sure there's no alligators around, grab ankles

and spend 10 minutes there, just soaking. Then you start doing blues clues, dude. Start doing blues clues out there. Yeah. What's this? Yeah. God. This is, this is, I'm a lot of, gosh. This is, I tell you what, we're not done with this show, but this has been nice. I love this. You guys are great. A lot of good stoke in here. Yeah, I was pumped to come on.

Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, thank you for having us. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we guys aware of the show at all before you came? You just got to invite and you're like, oh, we're coming. Yeah. No, I, no, actually, I saw you guys followed the podcast page. Mm-hmm. Something like that.

And I was like, or one of you guys, I was like, whoa. So, no, I, I, I've, I've watched a, I've watched a, I've watched a few episodes before. I think I watched the Shane Gillis one. So, no, I'm a big fan. I saw the page. Whoa. You guys were on my fantasy team.

For y'all show, like, do you guys, how often do you all have guests on? Because a lot of clips, I see the three of you a lot. But would you ever, is there a guest in mind that you're like, we've got to have this person? A guest in mind. Who's your white whale? Who's our white whale?

Good question. Bro, here's a hint for you right here. Do Vin Dee? Did Vin Diesel. Yeah. Vin Diesel. If you got Vin on, that'd be sick. Yeah.

If we got Paul, if we got like a medium to kind of like. If you can come back. I'm sure, Paul. Yeah. Speak to him from the other side. The rock. The rock. Yeah, you know, we're kind of anti-rock in here.

Anti-Rocin here. Anti-Raw? ass and we just can't yeah you're not standing for that no i in terms of the family over everything yeah in terms of the beef between vin and the rock i side with vin and i don't know if you guys caught in the golden globes like vin like tried to extend an olive branch where he was presenting an award and he said dwayne and that was like him like offering peace and dwayne i don't even think he took it wow yeah so yeah roman pierce i love tyrese he's got a habachi grubache in his backyard.

Really? Yeah. That's awesome, dude. Yeah. He's a little factoid. How did you all become so infatuated with Fast and the Furious? What was the moment you knew? Like, okay, this is the greatest show to you.

It was, for me, it was when I first saw it in theaters. I was like 11 years old. And I was with my brothers and my dad. And it was kind of like that moment. You know when he'd become shit from a boy into a man? It was like that moment where when Paul first hit the Noss, I was like, dude, I'm into chicks now. And then we got Carl's Jr. afterwards. So good.

It's just that memory. Yeah. No best. Come on. And just seeing Paul, Paul had such a good tan, such good flow. He just, he was so cool under pressure. So much Riz. So I think it was just that whole combo, it was like, it was like, this is who I want to be.

I want to be like Brian O'Connor. And that, that was one neat. for speed was at its peak yeah dude yeah I used to play that yeah that was fun yeah man you're in those drag races and then every restarting every time you lose you just knew the exact buttons they hit oh the best you just be gaming all day long on need for speed are you PS2 guy PS2 yeah PS2 yeah PS2 is the last PlayStation I I was on yeah yeah yeah then I found red dead red dead's amazing yeah yeah that's uh if I could ever meet a real human being or make a person a real him and being it'll be Arthur Morgan. Yeah, I can't believe

that I've been, they got to make a movie out of that or a show. Like they, all the best, like, what's the HBO and with the mushrooms and then Fall Out Boy? Yeah, Last of Us. Yeah, Last of Us. And then the Amazon one, Fall Out Boy. That's, great band. That's a band. Yeah, Fall Out. Aft Boy. What's the, what's the movie game? Fall Out. Yes.

Yeah. Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy. They are said. It's my favorite genre of music is that music. It is a great. Yeah, because we're kind of this, around the similar, like, age like when this band was big. How are you? I'm 37. Perfect. 34. 33. 35. Nice. We're all there. Yeah. Yeah. This, to me, the greatest band of all time is Blink 12. Blink's amazing, dude. Yeah, bro. Can't be blink. Can't be blink. I saw Angels and Airwaves. I've never seen Blank One Airwaves. I've seen Angels and Airways. Really? Yeah. Blank 118 two came here.

They played at Bridgetown. I'm not a concert guy. I've never been a huge concert guy, but I was like, we got to go to this. A bunch of the boys, the Predators hooked us up with a suite. and they started to play, they came out to Anthem Part 2, and no joke felt by stuff about to cry. I had to take a step back. I had to get away from the boys a little bit because I was like,

so much nostalgic. Angels and Airwaves, too, though. They have some bangers, dude. Yeah, and that'll just take you down memory lane with high school. Oh, dude, exactly, dude. I saw a blanket, SOFI, and we were like,

and when they played, what's my age again, all SOFi was dancing. It was wild. It was like, Because just the whole stadium was just going nuts. God. Just, they're the best.

Dude, just listening to I miss you, dude, driving home. After talking to zero chicks at a party, just, bing-o-d-d-d-d-d- I miss you live. Oh, I'm, oh, you saw. Where are you? I'm so sorry. Oh, dude. It's the best choice to sing like that.

Like, it's such an interesting way that that's like. Peaking at the rearview mirror like you're in a music video. Yeah, looking at the window for a little too long, even know you're driving. Oh, yeah. I should get looking at this, this road. It was, uh, it's, and they had like such good, bad jokes in between their sets where they would just tell like shitty, like, you know, like teenage boy jokes, poop, fart jokes.

Yeah. And then they go back in their next song and it just, it was amazing. Yeah. It was an amazing experience. Oh. They're awesome. Bar jokes are grown man jokes. My fault.

Yeah. I didn't mean to say it like that. I don't know. I know. I know. Listen, I'm not trying to disrespect you. Not in this show. Not today.

Tomorrow maybe, but not today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not in this moment. But Strider, Fast and the Fears for you. When did it take you by Storm?

You know, I think it was just, I loved it at first sight. Like, I was like, this movie is a banger. I think, like, number one is legit an amazing-ass movie. And it's, like, basically point break, which is also an amazing-ass movie. I remember staying home, like, watching, I have siblings and, like, my parents would go out for dinner on Friday and I, whatever, we'd stay home and watch whatever was on TV and, like, TNT or AMC. And point break was on one night.

And I remember, like, we all discovered it together. and we're like, this is the best movie I've ever seen. And then Fast and the Furious, watching it just brought back those memories. And what a great subculture of street racing. And that did like, I mean, number one is still by far, in a way, my favorite. There's a few duds in the series, but like just the fact that there's so many and just the whole culture of it. And then bonding with the bros. It started to shift when they became like superheroes.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's some stuff. One and two are, like, honestly. You can't really beat them. One and two are amazing. honestly when the rock shows up up when the rock shows up

it goes downhill is what you're saying it seems like their beef too is like all like contractually like losing in scenes or who had more punches who has more punches yeah it's kind of hilarious it is like a funny beef like they have to win for the same amount of time land like the equal badass of a punch

right like if Ben loses a fight he has to lose a certain way that doesn't make it seem like the rock just dummied him that's why those fights are the way it is like punch for punch in the contract that was a that was I know about the contracts. I don't know about the fights. To be honest,

save space, right? 100%? Oh, no. Is it okay to be, if we're going to save space? 1,000%. We're not going to judge here. You can do anything you want.

We're not going to judge. Just say it. You haven't seen it. I hate Fast and the Furious. Oh. Dude. We can't judge. I can't.

Dude, the bullet. The bullet is not in those movies. Nobody's perfect. Nobody. You were batten a thousand. I know the whole time you were talking. This guy's awesome. I want him to do what he did.

Do you become my friend? I want it. Yeah. Oh, you took so many face-times. But dude, yeah, here's what the problem is. Oh. I went. I'm always a guy, I kind of, I gave a little sample of this with severance.

I'm never like on time with shows. I'm never on time of movies. Very rarely do I go like to like the weekend premiere of something or like stay up to date. I, the third or fourth one came out and I, I, I think the third or fourth one came out and I, I went with a bunch of my boys to it. And there was a scene where one of the guys gets hit, head-on collision, flies across the highway, lands with his back into a car, stands up, dust themselves off, keep walking.

I thought, I'm out of here. You don't think that could happen? I've never. I want it to. I want it to be so bad. But you also have, we have Twitter now. Right. I see how people get bawdy just on basic hits.

What is that with Twitter? It's like, every time I pull up Twitter, you see someone die. And you have to watch too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to watch. You know, Fast and Furious, it taught me a lot, the first one. Like, I tried to talk to girls the way Vin does in the first one, where I'd, you know, I'd walk into, like, hey, Janiel, what are you doing, yoga?

And it worked, dude. It did. Yeah, it worked, yeah. I'm honest with my back sweating a little bit from telling you guys that. Yeah, that's a good. Honest take, dude. But you are right. Like, when the rock stops like a torpedo.

with his arm in one of the things. Like there's a guy's torpedo on ice and he like redirects it with his arm. And when they're just all fighting on the plane. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is crazy.

The disappointment is that it sounds like you saw like four first. Yeah. And then it rerouted me so much that I really haven't seen one of them all through. So you haven't seen one or two? No. Oh, dude.

You got to watch. But here's the thing too is like I watch that scene and I was like, this is ridiculous. But then I'll watch Jason X when Jason gets, It's, you know, he's in a cryo chamber and he wakes up in space and kills 50 people. I'm like, this movie is unbelievable. Yeah.

It's a different sandbox, though. You're at least, yeah, this is the different. Yeah, this is supposed to be reality. Number one, dude, I would say if you guys have like a dude's night, just watch number one together or something like that. You might like that in night. Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. I, uh, winning is winning. Dude, yeah, good quote.

I, um, it's the best. I, uh, I don't want to be braggy, but I, I went to the premiere of Fast 9. and Vin he gives a speech before every movie so he shows up an hour late I was like hell yeah dude he's wearing all white sunglasses indoors

pulls up to the mic he's like familia and they just start no way yeah it is what was your reaction did you cry? I was crying the whole time

just waiting for him I was like oh oh just crying and hard yeah what a do what a diabolical combination. So you're streaming down your face while rock hard. Yeah.

Like that's like pure Nirvana. Yeah, dude. Crying with a Woody, dude. That's a... Yeah, yeah. That is how you achieve a light. That is how you do it. And that's all these monks, dude.

That's what Rogers is doing when he's on this ayahuasca. Yeah. Ashwaganda. What's your take on ayahuasca? Would you ever do it or have you done it? I'm a baby when it comes to substance stuff like that. Like I like an IPA. I don't even like weed.

I don't like it like... Like an IPA? You know, like, that's about it. Like, I don't know. I don't know. But, like, if it did happen, it would be, like, with my wife on a retreat in Costa Rica or something. I just don't want to throw up or do any of that stuff. I'm like hallucinogenics.

I'm a baby. No other than that. I don't think I would do it either. No. I would float with the idea of doing it, but I don't, I think I'd probably post it at the end. Yeah. Like, I've said, I mentioned one time I'd be interested in it. And then someone from Aaron Rogers camp, DM me.

actually it was a player poir who's done it with him and he's like if you really if you're really serious we're doing one like in march in Costa Rica and I left him on red yeah that's like that's I don't know because there's like different stuff too there's like a like a frog poison you can do too where like you scrape and you cut your arm a little bit and it's just like cleanse you but you're just like what thing is like what are you needing out of that I don't know that you couldn't do it some other with different ways I guess I don't know it would be bonding with the like the big sell on me on that trip is like oh i get to go hang out with some dudes like like that would be fun like let's skip the whole other stuff yeah right

let's just have dinner just get a fire pit and hang out yeah exactly let's just talk with rosamala's yeah instead of pain ball in this quarter let's go hit some an ayahuasca yeah yeah but maybe it's amazing i don't know i can't knock it till i try it would you do it i think i think i'd give a shot meet mother mother inawaska meet mother yeah the uh they say like you're never the same after that It kind of changes you forever. Yeah, I worry about that. Because you hear that about acid, you'd be like, oh, when I was younger, that would scare me from doing acid because they're like, some guys change. And you're like, that's one thing that scares me.

I don't think that was true. But like, with this, yeah, I don't know. But I don't know. Troy had us do hoppe, which is like a Brazilian drug. We didn't really have a choice. we have them on our podcast and the way you administer it is yeah dude you just blow it through their note you like he puts like a straw to your nose you just and it just and he like blows in both nostrils I'm like why both he's like to harmonize the brain I'm like okay and um yeah there

he is dude dude if you told me that was an unthawed cave man like they found this guy he like the alps somewhere I'd believe you if you pan down he had like ancient tools I'd be like yes I think I'd try if I felt ready I think I'd do it How do you get ready? That's what I'm saying I'm never ready dude It's a fight

Yeah fight Is Troy also a hockey player? Like what's going on with this That's his son Okay oh wow yeah that's Arizona ice Stigoon on the ice He's kind of getting it huh Oh dangled Upper deck let's go

That was nice That was silky athletic jeans for Troy, man Yeah, I've never been against, not against, I've always been willing to try substances, but the ayahuasca and the hallucinogens Never like mushrooms

Yeah But I always like heard stories as a kid Being like some guy Did acid and then three months later He like cracked his back and all of a sudden he like Rew went into an hallucination Yeah, when you hear like war stories like that It's a little too scary for me

Yeah I had a bad trip on mushrooms once So that was brutal. Yeah. My buddy, like, this was like in high school. He's like, we had Oregon blue caps, which he's like, these are really potent. I was like, sweet. Because I did them once before and it was awesome.

And so I was like, I want to do that again. And I was like, how many do I take? He's like, just eyeball it. I was like, okay. So I'd just take a bunch. And you know, it takes like 45 minutes to start tripping. I started, we were going to go to Chipotle first. I started driving Chipotle.

But I started tripping in like 10 minutes. Good metabolism. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I pull out and I pulled back in. And I was like, I can't hitchpole. And then I literally, my brother came home. My brother's older, I didn't want him to know I was on mushrooms. So then I freaked out.

I, like, blacked out. And I came to tied to a chair. My brother tied me to a chair because I was freaking out too much. I was like throwing shit. And then my dick was out. It was weird. Nice. I thought my brother, this is true.

I thought my brother, He looked like Bart Simpson. And I thought he was trying to kill me. And we haven't spoken of it since. It was brutal. So that kind of scares me a little bit. I don't smoke weed. Like, I, I, yeah, let's, I don't know.

Just cost-benefit analysis. Like, hearing a story like that, like, that's the downside compared to, like, what the upside is. I'm like, not enough. Not enough of an upside for me to feel a little bit dizzy for a little bit. I don't feel a little dizzy for a while, right? I'll rip some T.HC now. Yeah, I like to get up in the clouds a little bit.

Yeah, reroute the system a little bit. Druel at the mouth. Yeah. Think about ice cream all night long. That sounds nice. Sneak into the pantry. Yeah. I know.

Even when you try, how many cookies did you eat? You think to yourself like, all right, I'm going to smoke or I'm going to do whatever, and then I'm not going to have, I'm not going to snack tonight. But then you spend the next hour and a half thinking about, like, how many good snacks there are.

And you have the house. Yeah. Your house is the one, like, Roo's going to have friends over. His oldest daughter's name is Rue. She's going to have friends over, and they're going to be like, we got to get to the Compton house. They have that type of snack. You want to know what the key is? What?

Trader Joe's snacks. Oh, Trader Joe's rips for snacks. Good call. And your dark chocolate. You probably got a good garage fridge. Do you have a garage fridge that's just stacked with like the best Gatorade? No, I don't have that. I guess I need to level up my game because I don't have a garage fridge.

Sounds like the next step for you. Yeah. Because you've definitely cemented yourself in my mind as like, you're going to be that guy. Like you want to set up a good night, like, let's have a movie night or something like that. It's probably at Will's house because he's already got the snacks. Like, hey, I thought you said you had soda in the fridge and then everybody was somebody like, go check the garage. That's where it's all that. Stacked up.

Yeah, yeah. Exactly, dude. Yeah. Now, I get it. I get it. It's a fight. What do you do on the Instagram, Sherman? I was trying to find a picture of your garage.

You got a little weight room set up in your garage. Yeah. A little nice. A little half garage set up right now. It's building. We're stacking day by day, brick by brick. It's kind of like maybe this is common tread of turf, but the, I find that dudes and a lot of, like, among my bros that have, our homeowners now, their garage is their area of expression in the home. Is the sanctuary?

Yes. Like, that's where their workout is. Like, they have a TV in there. They almost, like, the living room is. nothing. I would imagine they'd want to extend the garage into the house more. I want more garage in my house. Do you find that that's something that's going on out here among your guys' friend crew or anything like that? Yeah, I think I aspire to have something like that. It'd be nice. You start peeking at different houses. What's the garage setup look like? Do we have a little

guest area? Like where can you build out the sauna, the cold tub, the garage set up, the TV out there? So that way it can kind of be your sanctuary. This is kind of a beautiful thing. Like this warehouse is kind of like that. Like you have the, this is like the vibe. Yeah. Yeah. It's like one big, this place is one big garage. Yeah,

it is basically one big ass garage. It's awesome. And we'll game it up in the stream room too. Yeah. Even if we're not streaming, it's like, hey, let's go get a game in. Dude,

is there anything? Blackop six. Anything better than just dedicating a day to gaming? You're like, I'm just going to game all day. Maybe not. Hey,

no. I'll be honest. I'm with you. You can't. No, no, I'm digesting that. I just love the internet. I just love the internet.

you that was happening when you were saying that to just be like, let's just sit here in this. Because there's a, if you just get up one day in game and it just kind of pops up on you, that's nice. But there's something about thinking to yourself like, I have to, like, I have to get this many things done in the next couple of weeks. But that day right there, I'm going to make sure the boys are ready or I'm ready or I'm just going to have a whole day to myself. Yeah. Turn off the phone and get after it. It's like having days like that in general to me. Yeah, it's like, they're very rare, but it's like, it's like almost like, I'd say like December 20th.

You're like right before the holidays. You're not with family yet. You're kind of off work. I can dedicate a day to just teabagging nubs. Yeah. It's the best thing. But I'm kind of in the same boat as you where I'm like, if I'm going to do something,

I like to make sure I've gotten everything done some of the right space for it. You know what I mean? Like if I'm going to go tie one on tonight with the boys or do like a Vegas trip. Like I can't, I would have, like, that's where I think maybe a bad trip comes from too if I'm worried in the back of my mind

or stress, I got something coming up. I want it to be after the thing as like the reward of the treat. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's the, you know you put your work in for the week. Yep.

Yeah. And that's why December makes sense. You just put a year of whatever behind you, productivity, whatever. And then holidays are coming up that's looming, but that's your personal time. I think that's it. You brought December 20th and he said right before the holiday start. What's your take of when the holiday season starts? Oh, man.

Good question. That's a great question. I mean, I would say it gets put upon me by my fans. family like in August. Everyone's like, where are you going for Christmas? Where are you doing Thanksgiving? Where are we doing Christmas? Like in August, that's when the planning begins, which I'm like, let's.

When does your, here's a better question. When does your spirit of the holiday season start to come alive? Dude, January 2nd. I'm always in holiday season. Always in holiday season. How do you spread the stoke? You can't just like pick and choose your time. You have to either buy in or not.

Yeah, I'm just all, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the Santa Claus of Stoke. Dude, I'm just always. I'm like, I'm like, hey, You guys want to make fucking gingerbread? Like, it's February. I'm like, yeah. You know? It is nice to do a Christmas in July.

Christmas in July, yeah. Holiday season for me starts up probably right after Pearl Harbor anniversary. Yeah. Yeah. Mid-April. Yeah. I mean, that was a big turning point in our country's history. Yeah.

So that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Were you hoping to hear in October? Yeah. I was hoping to hear that because you brought up December 20th. 20th and you said Thanksgiving, but I didn't hear one mention of, in my opinion, the greatest holiday. And that's how that's a spooktober. It's Halloween. Dude, my, that's what my fiance, we watch a scary movie every night, October. Do you do that? He's built for spooktober. He's built

for spooktober. I love it. Built for spooktober. Tell them the rules. Okay, so spooktober, 31 days of gold goblins and fright, right? Yeah. But a lot of people want to wait till mid-October before they start getting the holiday season. To me, October 1 is spook-tober. That's when, it's like the kickoff ceremony to all the holidays. You have a full month, 31 days of spooky. Then you have a nice quick three-week transition period, putting the weight on a little bit. The leaves have really fallen that weather's really starting to get cold.

Then you have Thanksgiving. And then finally, between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's all holly jolly season all the way through. It's mint, it's candy can't. It's peppermint, all that stuff. But Spooktober, it's just about all-embracing the spook. If you have to embrace it as much as, possible so every single day whether it's for five minutes or for the entire day you just have us have

something spooky on and it could be charlie brown it could be you know front of 13th yeah it'd be your your sludge could be uh you know some sort of demonic thing whatever whatever your speed is on that day 31 days are just feeling the festivities yeah love it once a week because you have 31 days once a week get get something in get an event in whether it's going to a pumpkin patch Hit your local Yeah Get festive Get to a local

Haunted house Yeah Just stop by the store Your local A coffee Get a pumpkin spice latte And then We refer to it as spooktober

It's not October It's spooktober And then just Get a little decor up Yeah Gotta have decor up Got it And it could be small

It could be big Spooktober all season long Yeah that's me I was a flag one year I love That's hilarious Dude I I went to

Halloween Horror Night At Universal Studios You got to like Stuff like like horror mazes. I love that. Like cornfield? Spooten?

Yeah. Like scare actors will come out and just like, duh. Yeah. It's the best. It is so much fun. We had a great opportunity to get a little banged up too. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Just a touch. Just a touch banged up to the life. Yeah, you're in public. Yeah. You're in public. You want to be respectful to all parties involved. But like getting just a, just a smidge of like,

I feel way better. Like you said that moment of being like, all right, that's nice. And then I feel like it's, fully you have to buy into being scared early on a haunted house. Like you know it's fake. You should get older. But that first person that comes around, give them a big scream. Oh, I think this resets your CNS. And you're like, okay, now I get to be afraid for this entire 35 minutes. It's energy. It's performance. Like if you're in a strip club, give the energy, throw the ones, have fun.

If you're at a comedy club, laugh a little bit. Well, you give the performers, you're going to get back. Yeah. Dude, I think Halloween gets disrespected. I think Halloween, I think Thanksgiving's getting disrespected by Christmas. I think Christmas has usurped everything. And I I like Christmas, but like you go to Trader Joe's or whatever. Trader Joe's actually maybe does it all right with their, what do you call it, Spooktober decor? Right. They get festive.

Everywhere else, dude, they're putting up Christmas trees in Southern California before Thanksgiving. You got to wait until after Thanksgiving to put up the Christmas tree, my humble opinion. So I love where you're standing from. I love, I didn't see that coming and I love it. I'm fully on board. I agree with you on Thanksgiving, too. It needs its moment. Yeah.

It needs its moment. I had a, I was big, strong stance on no, like Christmas is right after Thanksgiving. Like the minute you finish whatever, that last meal, that Friday, that's when Christmas starts. Now my wife, she is from Canada. Their Thanksgiving is in October. I would do away with that. But I've slowly been beat down a little bit. And now I've officially like October 31st Christmas decorations are going up in my household.

Which I know is going to hurt some feelings in here. However, you know, happy wife, happy life. Amen. You know? Amen. I'm trying to get all the things then that you guys are getting done. That stand-up 69 thing. I don't know if my wife can pull that off.

You get a big frame. Big frame. You're a big frame. Offensive line. She's going to be. She's strong. Yeah. You can get there with the right regimen, the right training, right coaching.

I think anything can happen. You're going to hold on. You might have to do a little work yourself. Yeah. But I just have a, I have to be like super relaxed to finish. Oh, you can't be tense. I can't be tense. I can't be holding a pose.

Yeah. Like just like a comma sutra stuff. Yeah. You see the books. First of all, I don't have the flexibility. But saying I feel like the strain that would have to take place everywhere else other than my midsection. You just got to learn how to, you gotta learn how to edge.

Hmm. Wow. I can edge. I've edged. Yeah. I've gooned. Yeah. I'm with you.

I'm just saying that's like comma sutra. You're talking to you. And it's also, um, I'm not very good at it. But I've, I've read some literature. Nice, dude. I can sense that.

I've read some literature and tried a few times. Just myself solo to see if I could get into the training. I could feel, I could feel the chi from you. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. do feel like if you're trying to get to that level, you almost need to pull like double days with yourself,

probably go two weeks in a row, double days to try and train yourself mentally. Absolutely. Because once you start diving in, that's a whole different feeling. That's a whole different vibe that honestly, I don't hang on very long whatsoever. You can't have to apologize afterwards.

Or you say, hey, well, I'll get there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mental preparation is more than half the battle. Yeah. Chad's very, you're pretty tant.

You're very forward and progressive. I'm chock full of jizz, yeah. Yeah, I got into semen retentch. I was like 18. I saw this video where Jim Carrey's like, yeah, it's a secret to my comedic genius. And I was like, boom, I'm in. Nikola Tesla says the secret to his, you know, whatever he did.

I don't really know what he did, but apparently he was a huge verge. I think he did magic. Oh, he did magic? Yeah, it's magic for your sacrifice. Magic's another underrated art. Absolutely. It doesn't get enough credit. We've mentioned a few things.

Should we kick off? Shout out, no free shout out. Yeah. Can I pee? I have to pee so bad. Yeah, please. Maybe I'll pee too while we... Should we just go get in the line and pee?

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Dude, it's been great. It's been fun, like, kicking back, just talking about, you know, some fun shit, some funny stuff. It's the best. Just bros. It's the dream. We're going to do a shoutout, no free shout out. So ultimately this segment is you just shout out anything you want to. Something you appreciate.

Maybe you're pissed off about something, but you want to shout out something within that story. Right. Like the video game would be like, shout out, no free shout out, like structured video game nights of the boys. Right. Where you know you get the permission everywhere, whether you have a wife, a girlfriend, whatever the case may be, hey, let's do it. At 9 o'clock after the kids go down and everybody's locked in and dialed in on this specific date. Yeah, yeah. And all the boys show up.

We ran a risk stream where we played risk. We had some of the boys that we played with back in COVID. They came in, they came into town just to get everybody together late in night on a Thursday, I believe, 9 o'clock. And we played risk till about one in the morning. Yeah. That's awesome. That would be like an example of a shoutout, no free shoutout. Or something small like, you know, the water fountain.

Water getting cold in the wintertime. Have a nice drive. No traffic. A legendary shout, no free shoutout is when the weather, Will has this one. When the weather breaks and you leave a water bottle in your truck. You get your truck in the morning, you have cold water. Oh, that's a nice. That's an incredible shout-out, no-free shout-out.

So we should probably start. Go ahead and rip one. I might have a couple. The first one that goes off. Shout-no-free shout-out. Shout-out no-free shout-out when your kids make you laugh. Because I think a lot of times, like my kids, I have seven and four, both girls.

And I spend most of my day trying to make them laugh. Like, how can I get them to giggle or whatever? But when your seven-year-old comes in and says something that catches you off guard that really makes you laugh, it's such a great feeling. My daughter woke up this morning and she's been creating a village outside. She's been making teepee. She wants to live like the indigenous borderline cultural appropriation, but she's really, I dove into it. And I was like, hey, spring break, like, what do you want to do this week?

And she goes, dad, I'd love to work. But, you know, I got this village and I got to start this business now. It just caught me so off guard about how she wants to like focus on that. It just made me laugh. And I was like, that is awesome. Yeah. So making, just shout out of a free shout out when your children make you laugh for real. That's great.

Oh, that's a great one. That's a really good one. That's a really nice. Thanks. And so genuine. That's awesome. Wow. Okay.

Very nice. Very nice. We got to have you guys on the bus more. Is there usually not this good of a vibe? Usually it's a little more hostile in here. You use just, you're tapping his nuts solo, dude. Is it Jared? Who's the guy?

Yeah, Jared. Yeah. Yeah. He's just solo. Just outside the bus. beating his nuts. Where's Jared at? He's on the other side.

Oh yeah, dude. We keep him locked on the other side. I'll unleash him after this. Shout out, no free shout out. I love that shoutout, by the way. It's like Ruse learned she's seeing farting as a joke and she laughs at it, laughs at herself when she toot. So let's have a nice to,

when Brad was over last week, she wanted dead at it, come see. Like she wanted Brad to pick her up. Brad picked her up and she held the fart until Brad held her. Wow. She farted on his chest. Hilarious. No way.

Yeah. Hilarious. That's awesome. My shout-off, free shout-out goes to toothless in how to train your dragon. The family, we do pizza, pizza and movie night on Fridays. And we got Rue on how to train your dragon on Friday. And then on Sunday we watch How to Train Your Dragon 2. And my shout-on, no free shout-out goes to that little dragon toothless.

Like the arc that he's had in these movies, because I hear there's a third that I need to watch. Yeah, maybe the best one. To go full alpha and dominate the alpha in the second one, that class 10 dragon in your darkest moment when you do something to off, like lay my man stoic, what is it, Stoic the Vast to rest? And you kind of turned on everybody because the alpha kind of dominated you. And just when you're at your lowest moment, he needed his boy Hickup. He didn't know it in himself, but he just knew Hickup wouldn't give up on him,

even though he turned his back on his tribe. at that moment later in the movie and the ending when he takes over the class 10 alpha dragon to know that hiccups just sitting here hey it's me it's your best friend it's your best friend then he just flips back and then gets on that little rock and then just starts pelting the alpha and then all the dragons come behind him and they just rise up and take that dude down and he becomes the alpha i just feel like there needs to be a shout out no free shout out for toothless wow beautiful oh dude that's a nice one and yeah you guys were both you guys like i know have you guys all watch how to train your dragon.

I know you guys are high on it. Like awesome. I love two is better than one. Taylor tells me that three is the best one. I think three is the best one. I know. That's kind of why we start watching because there's a live action

coming out in a couple months. There's money grab, dude. Is that Jared? We don't need it right now. Yeah, he can sit out there. We'll get him on. All right. Let's say what's up.

All right. All right. All right. What's up? Oh, yeah. Jared Beast. What up you? You paintball?

We were talking about paintball You paintball? Yeah, I like paintball. Hell yeah, dude. You can tell how he's the... Can you just tell a first introduction? Yeah. I think he seems chill.

He seems chill, dude. No, yeah, he's cool. No, he's a chill, dude. He's a real chill guy. They were trying to say that you all are. No, what were they trying to say? He'll see him within an hour, so. He can edit it too.

You can edit it too. You can edit yourself. You are you. What you know? He's ready to. I'm just going to take you out. You said paintball. That was not a good way to interest. I told him better bet.

You want to show me your progress? I'm eating my healthy lunch over there right now. What's you eating right now? Chicken. Right to go. The weakest bird. What did you get Chipotle? Dang.

Fuck, yeah, dude. Kid size? Yeah. It's actually not, it's actually a good move to be honest. You save some coin doing that. Six bucks. Yeah. Wait, what did you eat?

What did you eat for lunch? A Chipotle kids meal. What meat? Chicken. We'll be, yeah, that's a callback. That's a callback. We're saying that we all meet. I feel bad.

Clip it, clip it. You're good, dude. You're good, dude. Oh, you're good, dude. Hey, well, no. Do you want to show them their progress for work? No. What's that sure?

We'll have more about progress at the end of this month. So you don't want to show them right now what's going on? Have you written writing any stand up? Because you, you should, writing is the key. I did tell JP the other day I didn't think about. I was like, I think I might need to start prepary. But the goal is to get six. So if you start writing, that means you maybe you're thinking about giving up.

you can't give yourself a plan B. I've gotten a lot of DM. Talk to him. It would be easier for you to come up with a good 30 minutes than to win this bet. No, it's very hard to come up with 30. Actually, it's very hard to get a six-pack and 30 minutes. Are you in your 20s though, right? Yeah.

You can probably get a six-packed. Hopefully. And Blake Camp is like his body is probably in shock right now. Yeah. First time he's probably lifted away. I mean, how much did you lift before this? We're talking about the diet part. Yeah, the diet part, but have you been lifting?

Yeah, it's in shock. Okay. I thought you were talking about my body. like normally eating like fucking brownie? No, no, no, no. I don't know your dietary confinements before. I just knew that you referred to, I can't get in the gym until I lose weight first.

You were saying some crazy off tilt. Go to Will's garage, dude. Sorry to invite him over, but- He can come. I invite someone else to your house, dude. Dude's an open door policy, dude. You can come check out the garage. You edit, dude, you can program a clicker, dude.

Just have the door open. Garage only. Legend, dude. Dude, great meeting you, dude. Demon. Legend. Dude. Shout out, no shout out to Jared, dude.

Yeah. Demon, he's a goon. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. He's waiting for us. Go ahead. I can see, I just saw you move over inside. What did y'all think?

She's a nice guy, dude. He's a good dude. You know, here's the thing. What we say about Shnuals too is every crew has their own crew. If he doesn't eat Apex Predators, that's all right. There's other dudes out there.

eat chicken. Yeah. You know, you just find that crew. So you're saying he's a good crew member, maybe just not this crew. Exactly. Could be,

could be it. It's like, but also I think he fits. He fits here. He fits. You know, he's awesome. It's like every,

every crew, too, that just talks like, everybody loves busting balls about everybody. But then when you see him, you just can't be mean to somebody. They say it's to hire. No,

for sure. And they say it's actually if you razed people, like, and in your relationship, it's better for the relationship. Like light jokes and humor. You know what I mean?

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, Jared, your dad love you? Like, you can't hit him with that, you know what I mean? You just come to, you razz him a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But great shout, I know for shout out on Toothless.

Thank you. Like, he is. I'm a big fan of his. It's incredible. And just the third one, too, like, he just hits new heights. He does. And when Stoic DeVass, like, sees, um, old girl after like 20 years. And she's all scared.

And he's like, what did he say? Like, you're as beautiful as when you left me. And just eases the tension. She was so worried about him being mad about her leaving. Yeah. Because this whole time she thought he was dead. Yeah. He thought she was dead.

He's this big, masculine, stoic figure. Right. And he just hits her with that. Like, that's one of the three moments I almost cried in that second. I think when you finish how to train your dragon, the third one, that saga will become to us as fast and furious as to them. Mm. Dude, I don't know, I'm, you know I love Rocky.

True. Yeah, I guess, I guess that's a fair point. Because Rocky is solid. but I also haven't seen all the Rockies. Have you seen? Creed's amazing. Creed is, you don't like Creed? The first Creed?

Love the first Creed. The other ones are terrible. I kind of stood on business with Stallone with Sly. Because he doesn't fuck with Creed because they didn't really want to include him. So I kind of stood with Rocky on that. I respect that. And he created the whole thing and he made sure that he was in it. He could have sold the script and he had like $600 bucks in his bank account.

What a story that has bought his dog back? Yeah. Yeah, it's amazing. Buck is. He had to sell his dog to help. financed the film. It's awesome. And then he went back and paid like five times the amount that he sold it for. Yeah. That's a guy right there. Yeah, I love Rocky. That's a guy. Rocky's amazing. Rocky 4's is a great movie though. I do like Creed. And I think Rockies or Salone's acting is the best in

Crete. I like, I think he's acting. Stallone's always somebody who's gotten a little bit better with every movie he's in. Copeland? Yeah. Oh, fire. Sam Donald to Seattle? How much? How much? Uh, three years, 100, nil. Whoa. Less than, less than I, everyone was expecting though. I think you kind of didn't know because he had such a great year with the Vikings and kind of had some bumps in those last two games. You kind of just didn't know what his market would be, right? Yeah, those last couple games I think hurt him a little bit. Especially with having that one year of massive success, but getting that bag is awesome. Oh, big time. Shout out of boy Sammy D. puts the Titans even more into like that what do you do. Because I really didn't know what they were trying to do for a minute. I mean,

still kind of don't. You trade away McCaffrey, Gino. Yeah, Sam's going to have a hard time. Seems like culturally they're trying to clean house. a little bit. Maybe they thought that they, those two pieces weren't fitting in well, possibly. Yeah, but if a guy like D.K.K. was that dominant for that long on the team. Like he becomes the culture. You saw some of the sideline stuff that was going on throughout the year where D.K. was getting mad and he's putting on the headset. I'm saying he's a bad culture guy, but you just know the frictions that can happen in the works. Right. Right. And JSN had a breakout year. They got a new number one. Yeah. They got their guy. And I like that for Darnold. It's

a SoCal guy. Let's go, baby. Get him paid. Let's go. You're a ball guy, huh? I love football. dude I love it it's my favorite dad you a ball guy dude I became a fan last year nice who's your teams well so my fiancee is a raiders fan love that and then

I did something for the Rams that's how I became a football fan so now I'm kind of a Rams guy I should be a Niners fan but I think I'm more I like so okay I'm more so yeah I'm a Rams guy but I'll go Raiders and Rams but I love it dude what about college

have you thought about that at all college what's up USC I think USC Trojans USA LA's really football team is the Raiders but USC is the team

when NFL left everyone was USC fans Of course you have UCLA people But yeah Yeah I was always I was just kind of like a Watch surfing

And I don't know And my brother and I We like My older brother He's really into sports And then my other brother And I

We just never really We just watched Like Nickelodeon growing up and then uh but then i became obsessed with football last year so do you know uh rick devo no his son he's a commentator on the wsl uh-huh that's all i had that's it dude that's the only thing i have to that be a sick job jad you yeah it's your boy let's go dude where are you right there hawaii that's awesome hawaihu nice dude that's where it's like erian turtle bay uh starts of the k k k k k k k k k k kona oh

Oh, God. North Shore? Coalina. No, we went up to North Shore. What's that famous beach where you're watching the surfers? Pipeline. Yeah, Pipeline. We went out there for a day.

That was sick. It's like where they have like, hey, don't go out in the water. If you can't swim and everybody's just kind of sitting back on the beach, like up on the sand, taking photos and people are just watching. Yeah. It is crazy, bro. It's sick. Like you hit this and you think you're, when you're out there, you think you're doing something. Oh, yeah.

You watch the video. You watch it. Yeah, right to monster. I'm kind of asking old. buddy like hey is this where you serve he's like oh no we go up to north shore like and north shore is that in maui the area no north shore is on the island of a lot oh oh okay got you can just drive like what an hour north and you're basically at the at the north part of the island like you can cover the entire island in one hour in 2014 or like early 2015 we went to maui with some friends

and then we went to jaws and like we were on this like tiny little boat while like right where the water like stopped breaking it was just insane seeing these guys get on these skyscrapers It shakes the cliffs the cliffs. Yeah. When the waves are big enough, like the cliff shake, it's pretty wild. That's wild. Serving is crazy. It's crazy.

We were a UFC event one time and said, I see Kelly Slater. Yeah. And it was like, I mean, I'm not a big surf guy, but just being around him, I was like, this dude is all fucking ton. His tan has got to be. Do you think it's bad or do you think it's natural? Oh, all natural. Yeah? But it's like, only Kelly Slater can have that tan.

You know, if I wanted to have that tan, I'd have to hit the booth. But that guy is just all natural. He's just, he's like, he's a god. Arguably the most dominant athlete of the 20th century, you could say. No guy's been on top of his sport longer. And he boned Pamela Anderson or Prime. That's cool. Which is big.

That's big. Imagine his stroke, too. Is that before after Tommy Lee? What's up? I think after. Imagine his stroke, too. Like Pamela Anderson and there's only a few videos to go to. back in the day.

It flows. It's probably like, it's probably like swell. It comes in threes. Flute. You know. Check out this set. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And you just wait. You just wait there for 15 minutes right. No one's coming in. There's going. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, a dolphin. But no,

I started watching football. Like, I've always been a, I always, of all the sports I enjoy watching football the most. But I became a fan like last year. And I'll tell you that, like, I wish I'd, been a fan my whole life. I just like, it's the best.

It's so fun, dude. Yeah, it made you more perfect, in my opinion. I love, I love that you like football now. It's so great. It's, dude, it's so much fun, man, and like, yeah, the NFL is crushing. Who do you guys think, this is hypothetical did a little what if? Do you think if the Niners were

fully healthy, they would have beat the Eagles and gone to the Super Bowl? Or do you think it was the Eagles here? No, this year is. Like, this year is Niners. Nah, because he really didn't have that grade of a year, right? I mean, obviously injuries play into it. I thought you were talking to a couple years ago when it was a third string quarterback. Oh, yeah.

No, the Niners played Eagles, and that's when Purdy, like, hurt himself. And they were playing, like, with CMC in the back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the backup did hurt himself. Yeah. I think that year, if they were healthy, they absolutely could have. Yeah.

Because they were dominant. I love the Niners too. They didn't have a lot of, like, turnover. It just wasn't clicking this year. Yeah. Just wasn't getting it done. Kittle went off, though. Shout out the boy Kettle.

Yeah. Kettle's a beast, dude. I love Kiel, man. And I love their uniforms, the 49. One of the best-looking uniforms is football. Yeah. You guys would thrive. When the sun's out.

I watch Purdy. Beautiful. The red and gold combination. It's a gorgeous uniform. It's one of my favorite uniforms. Dolphins are sick. I went to Rams Niners this year. Watching Purdy live was pretty sick.

I was like, this guy's legit. Is he going to get paid? That's what they're talking. There was a rumor that the first offer came in at just like right around 40 million a year. So it's out there. That's right. He is. because 40 million

but you're like what top 20 yeah yeah yeah he's so much money now it's crazy what do you think of the Rams getting rid of a Cooper Cup well they just got Devante Adams oh they did yeah they just signed Stafford yeah yeah they just signed Stafford and now they got the Vontae Adams

Pooka Pooka and a beast Pyro Williams is a monster their young defensive line yeah yeah they got some cats man dude the Rams have been a good job staying good like they were like a rebuild year and they got to the playoffs and a rebuild like randomly it's yeah Well, like,

Like, Dave is a stud. Yeah. He's an awesome coach. It was weird, too, a couple years ago that they were talking about him retiring.

Yeah, he was like, getting out. Yeah, him getting out. Aaron Donald was talking about getting out. Obviously, Aaron did eventually leave,

but he like played one or two more years. I saw, I saw Stafford and Newport Beach walking with his family. Good vibes. Yeah? Good guy.

Yeah. Can you say what's got to him? No, I was too. I was just like, oh. He seemed pretty chill, dude. He's tall. He's like six four.

He's big dude. How's a tan? How was his tan was good Beer's good It was actually during my I was during my engagement party Or like so I was like kind of like I was like what up But it seems like a good dude

Keep the photographers away from Bro yeah yeah yeah Is it Stafford Is it him that has that highlight Where he's in Detroit Where it's like arm gets fucked up And dislocated bro that's the sickest Comes out for like half of a play

I'm good I'm good I'll go back in Yeah that's amazing Or does even go out He does no he goes back out there Throws a dart they score and win He's like, it's out. It's out. Yeah, and he's just like,

gangsters shit. The pain the whole time. Yeah. He's a beast. That's awesome, dude. But a shout-out, no-free shout-out boys. What do you have for us? I love the train your dragon, dude.

I watched that at Chris's Bachelor party. We watched it on his bachelor party, do little shrooms. Watch how to train your dragon with the boys. Phenomenal. So I'm fully on that pick. On that train. I want to get two some shots.

Go ahead. Rip a couple. Okay, my shout-out, no free shout-out is. This came to me from Will Angus, told me about this. It's a little book. And I'm not a big reader, but I want it to be a reader. Like this year, I was like, I want to read more.

Mistborn is the book by this guy, Brandon Sanderson. And it's like a fantasy series. Because I always try to read a book. And when I read, I'm like, I need to be getting smarter. You know, like, I need to be reading Bill Bryson, which I think is good to read. But like, it's a little more dense. This is just purely a fun story. And I think they're probably going to make a series out of it about like a badass girl

who like, it's all about the, it's this fictional. world where you do like alimancy and your powers are you use different metals and so you like drink this fluid and mistborns can use all the metals some people that have powers can just use like tin or just use gold or just use like steel but a misborn you can use them all and you're the most badass and so she if anyone wants to read i won't give it away but like vin is her character's name and she uses like all the metals and discovers this power within her to like overthrow the lord ruler dude so this a revolution. Your projection is that there's going to be a series and then probably a movie series. They should do it. Yeah. It's got it written all over it. And even if they don't, like how they say,

like I saw the movies Harry Potter before I actually still haven't even read the books. Everything in my life has always been seeing the movie first. This would be the first one where I'm like, one of the dude who's read the book first and I want that. You want that. You want that. A movie's good with the books better comment. I want to say that. Yeah. Like my voice, you saw Game of Thrones. Have you read the books though? I want to be like, but have you read the books though? So I'm waiting for that And also Harry Potter books, dude

My daughter's in the middle of it right now We're on the fifth book I think It's been a minute since we read up Is that goblet of fire? Goblet of Fire right now Yeah, right now they're at the world quidditch match And just go, like remembering the movie

But like watching the detail Because they're breaking down like All the different cultures of wizards That are like they're tailgating for And all the different tailgating things they're doing And then they're walking into it And it's like, I think seeing the movie first help me paint the picture in my head. So I don't know if I can't be like the book is better.

But like seeing the movie, knowing an idea of what it's like, but then seeing it hearing the detail, it's awesome. Yeah. It is awesome. Harry Potter rips so fucking hard. It's so good. Dude, reading those books as a kid, when the new books would come out. So it's the best. When that first movie came out, I went and saw it.

And I walked out of that theater like, I knew I was a wizard the whole time. exactly you want powers dude dude dude just just we all have stories the power of us just dude shout out for shout out stories don't you love when your boy has a story to tell you in the locker room you fucking never guess what happened last night or whatever or even an old story like

and one that you told me like like when you used to not bust and stuff a lot I'd tell me about that time yeah yeah yeah I want to hear about that again dude it's just the power of it is the best thing why we'd love podcasts yeah yeah your first shout out was great that was a phenomenal shout out that was a phenomenal one thank you

God, that time not bust into it. It was wild. The floor is yours, Chad. Oh, yeah. My shot, no, if you shout out, okay. In the spirit of daylight savings, my, it's, uh, when you're with your lady, the light is still, it's like 8 p.m.

And it's still light out. You're having a rib eye. Maybe a rib eye with some fucking potatoes. I don't know how you prepare them. Maybe you make some, like, potato crisps. some asparagus and you get like a nice glass like a brew secure wine

you have a nice dinner when it's still light out but it's late and you're like summer's coming then you cap off the night with dark night rises oh bro dude

yes yes yeah yeah oh you guys understand man You guys understood it. That is unbelievable.

Dark Night Rise is such a great fucking... So good. Go ahead, McPherson. Now is not the time for you. It's a two-part question and they both are unrelated to each other. One, what are your thoughts on the point-point break remake and two, what is the purpose of jewelry stores and airports? Okay. Point break remake.

Check needs these answers. You saw them deliver those questions, too. Point break remake, complete travesty. it's disrespectful to the franchise disrespectful to Keanu disrespectful to Patrick disrespectful to me so whoever made it

where's the camera fuck you it's bad it's like what do they try to do like the Ocho 8 in that thing or something like that yo Saki 8 the main guy's good though I like that actor whoever plays them like yeah this guy's a good actor

I like him but the script that's the gladiator No But gladiardier two? Gladier too That's not the same guy Is it? No no no he's older

Because he's too old He's older than the gladier guy The gladiator guy's like an Irish guy This guy's like an actor Oh my bad Sorry But airport jewelry stores I think are just for dudes Who forgot to buy their wife something

When they were out of town They're like I need to get something at the airport Probably is my guess I want to meet those guys though Because I'm with you Jack I never No clue Like you understand sunglass hut

people want to buy shades they go somewhere it's like oh let's get some fresh shades but jewelry i thought i never seen anyone in there i passed it when we were going to our terminal leave national on Thursday and i was like who is it like you just dude it's got to be for like yeah business-wise it's like there's no way they're in the green with those stores like it's got to be like money laundering yeah or like a burberry store like who's getting burberry yeah after a flight great question jack Great question.

To what? If we all just started wearing burberry, just go heavy in on the burberry plaid. Like all of us just reinvent our wardrobe. Don't even, not even tell our wives, tell no one in our lives. Just be like,

yeah, dude, I'm just heavy. I wear berbery trench coats everywhere now. Did you guys ever go through like a real rough patch in your clothing, your apparel choices?

I went through an Ed Hardy face. Oh, that's a rough one. Yeah. Fliction, Ed Hardy, rough. Yep. Yeah. The bedazzled t-shirts.

Did you also do a lot of axed body spray? Yeah. I was more of a bod guy. Do you know what bod? Wait, what's bought? That's how that's how they come and like B O D for me. Oh yeah, I remember Jack out. Yeah, dude.

And you like the cartoon and then fucking got I love the jillette ones that like the gel came out of and you put it on it like feel smooth on me. See, I didn't like that. That one made my own comfortable. Feel wet. Yeah. For some reason I like that.

I'm pinting a little bit right now, but I'm even pitting more. Yeah. I'm thinking about those Gillettes. Yeah, the bodd dude. Baud was, bod was like the second, the deep second to Axe body's friend. Sick. Again,

X body spray, I feel like is some of the greatest times of my life. Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah, you know,

you think you're spraying it on and you're just going to start getting laid. It never happens. I'll tell you, you still feel like a beast. The most iconic,

the most iconic scent I've ever put on my body was Jake from Hollister. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Jake, that was the one,

I probably went through a bottle every two weeks. Did any you guys hit curve, like at Walmart? Like you just go in, all right,

I can't afford to get some colom, but I'll just go ahead and spray it off for the day. Oh yeah, yeah, you'd get the sample. I would do that at Abercombe. I get wood. Abercombe Wood was what the scent was called. I don't get that.

Abercummy, Fierce. Fierce is sick. God. Dude, you could tell how horny your boy was based on how far away you could smell him from ass. Like, Zach's fucking horny tonight, dude. This guy.

You could smell it. You just don't shower. You just spray axe. Spray the shit out of yourself. A horse bath. Yeah, the ax, dude. Yeah. Double pits to chesty.

You read that commercial? That commercial went so hard to me. Dude, I went to a boarding school for high school in Connecticut, and all my siblings went on it. So I'm the fifth one. So I was, I was like pumped to go. And I was like, I'm going to go to the East Coast. I'm an East Coast guy now.

East Coast is sick. So I was like, I got to start dressing like an East Coast guy. So I would get like collared shirts, you know, pastel, pop the collar. People were like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm an East Coast guy. I'm about to go become an East Coast. You're like, I'm going to go work on Wall Street. And I had like sparries and like, you know, khaki shorts.

Like that guy. Yeah, I tried to look like that guy. And I got to Connecticut. Dude, the ankle of the damn line is crazy. Yeah, oh, I'll do the boat shoes. Then I got to Connecticut and it snowed once. I was like, it sucks. I went back to California style.

But shout Connecticut. East Coast. I have a spary phase as well in college. Sparey-sperry. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bo-shoes phase. I don't like shoes, no socks. You don't like shoes, no socks?

I'm comfortable for me. I don't mind it. No-show socks. Oh, yeah, no-show socks. See, no-show socks to me, I feel like I always, they always, like, peel under my heel, and then I'm rocking just, like, my toes and half my foot are covered.

You got to get the grip. You feel your heel about it. Something's squishing around. And then you feel like a, like, there's a little pressure in the middle of your foot, and I hate that feeling. Yeah. you can't have that no no no yeah the no show is obviously have the best look but you knew you

were trash too like when the boys would clown the boys would clown me i'd have the i'd have sweatpants on with the elastic band at the bottom and i'd just get shit on really yeah see i kind of always like the elastic band at the bottom like the tapered look like the tapered no but it wasn't tapered like these are just old school cotton sweatpants with the little elastic thing of the wrestling sweatpants yeah like wrestling sweatpants yeah i don't mind that at all yeah i don't mind it more now it's just like you know when you're young, you're going through different phases. And your boys just kind of shit on you for whatever's hot. There's nothing more nerve-wracking than trying something new in front of the boys.

Yeah. Especially your boys you've been, like, friends with for a little bit. They know your personality. They know how you operate. And then you go to try something new on and just walking in that room. And you're not confident either. Like I remember we had a Christmas and I wanted some Hollister gear. I got this sick light blue Hollister shirt.

And I wanted to wear it to the Christmas tournament where the basketball games were being played because that's where you kind of go show off your new fits. And I was also a very like anxious person Or like nervous to where I'd be pitting all the time And the light blue shirt just didn't Killed you God and it just makes it worse too Because you're thinking about it

Dude I I What about that moment where you become a skinny gene guy I love skinny jeans Dude did you have that moment Was it was it tough to like Show your boys like I'm

Dude I'm a skinny gene dude So because of my size Like I always wanted to do the skinny gene thing. Like, I remember, like, Christmas when I was, like, 12 or 13, like, go either, it was seventh grade year or eighth grade

year, and there was ES jeans, and they, like, kind of just came out. My brother got a bunch of pairs, and they all fit them perfectly, and then I got, like, whatever waist size I was, tight, and I couldn't even fit them over my thighs and just body bagged me, it crushed me, it crushed my soul. Right. And then I didn't start wearing tight jeans

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That's nice. Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. Some good movement. Like you can get a lot of things done here. Dude, shout out of True Classic. Yeah.

True Classic rips. One of my worst fashion mistakes was getting a pair of soaps. Do you remember those, dude? Those shoes that you could grind anything on. Yeah. It had like the thing in the middle. And I thought it was so sick. I'm like,

I'm going to grind everything at school. All I did was just get hurt, dude. Fucking would come home, spraying wrist, sprained that. And then you'd clink around in these things, dude. Dude, I was begging my mom to take me to this skate shop so I could buy something called curb cream

and I'd have in my backpack curb cream and I'd be like, oh, there's a good gutter. Curb it up, dude, and just run up and just on soaps, dude, amazing. I went through a soap phase, but the craziest phase is heelies. Oh, yeah, dude, yes, bro. Not you, like, it's super convenient when you're like kind of on a downhill

and you're walking and some guy just like slides past you. It's like, man, that's really well thought out. But like being on a flat surface, like walking to class and just having like, you're kind of like walking on heels. Yeah. And you're not even healing around yet. Yeah. You're just using them for regular shoes.

It's when you're like kind of in hell. Yes. Do you remember those shoes where it could like, uh, kind of measure your speed? No. Like they had some like a little electrical thing. Like LA gears? LA gears. Yeah.

To where it wouldn't like say what your speed is, but it's like have like, you know, eight miles an hour, 10, 12 up to like 16 and you'd be, I'd be trying to sprint as like a fifth grader and be like a, you know, You want to try my shoes on, see how fast you can run? That's genius, dude. Dude, that's a great shout out too, is having something that, like, gets the whole, like, your whole class is, like, behind or whatever you're doing. Like, hey, try a wheel's shoes on.

I had a line. You measure your speed. Yeah. And kindergarten, in kindergarten, shout out, Miss Burline, I had a Lion King lunchbox that I would bring, and I, like, made a whole thing of it, and all the kids were, like, so fired up to see my lunchbox a couple of days. And that was, that was massive for me. It was massive for me.

Having a cool lunchbox? Having a cool lunchbox is it. A great shoutout to a free shoutout. I did have a San Francisco 49ers lunchbox back in the day. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids fucking lost their mind over it. And you know, you're like going into school, like first day of school.

Like I'm about to show off my lunchbox, my new fit. Sick. Or like right after Christmas fits. Like the day everyone gets back from Christmas break. Everyone's got the new hoodies, the new whatever, whatever they wanted. Everyone's kind of posturing on each other. Yeah. I remember Strider, during your soap phase, he ripped a six stair, like six stair rail.

in front of my sister, she would not stop talking about it. Really? Yeah. It's true. And I was like, really I was like, you know,

I respect your sister, but I really wanted to get into her, like her skinny jeans. I was like, I want her jeans. Yeah, I'll give you my soaps if you let me wear your jeans.

Yeah. That's how that happened. That's how that way. Did you ever get those jeans? Never got them, but I did raid my own sister's closet for her jeans. Try them on to it.

Nice, dude. That's got the legs for it. Yeah. Oh, dude, guarantee. Yeah. Skinny jeans for me was never an issue. Never a problem. No, I'm just calf all the way up, dude, the same size.

It's good. I was always nervous getting into tighter jeans. She'd wear them and then you just hear it up. Look at this queer. Yeah. Fuck. Those guys never wore them, dude. That's the, those guys should have tried wearing them, dude.

Don't knock it until you try it. It's a risky move, but if you pull it off, you pull it off well. And, sorry, we're sorry. No, it's just when they're too fitted where you can see, like, the thigh muscle and the calves, it's like. Right. Like, yours are perfectly fit. Thank you. It's like if some guy, I think if they're too tight around the thighs, it doesn't work.

You have to have that kind of tapered look. I agree. I agree. And it's important for men to feel sexy as well, too. Like a skinny gene. Like sometimes the guy that would say that is fighting something in himself. It's like, dude, just feel sexy, bro. It's okay.

You know, get some lavender soap, lather yourself up. It's okay to be sexy. Yeah, it's okay to be sexy, dude. I think sexy is pretty sick. I mean, that would never fit. Seekwan Barclay, those would never fit. No, no, no. Regular jeans for him are skinny jeans.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you should get true classic to make some skinny jeans for Seeklon. See if he'll wear. That is. A move right there, Ryan, if you're listening. You know Ryan's listening.

Dude, I mean, look at that. Why are we zoomed in in just the lower half, though? Let's see the whole thing. Sequin's the man, dude. He really is. Look at him. And I don't want to start beef on this pod. You know, but I feel like...

More breaking these, Justin. Fields going to the Jets. Go ahead. Whoa. I feel like Mahomes is Skinny Gene game. Not it. Will love that take. What I love that take?

You're anti-Chiefs guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But you're so pro-Skinny Jean that it cancels out. You don't like him. Okay. I like Mahomes, but I feel like his skinny gene game needs some work. I think he needs a true classic.

He might be a true classic. Yeah. love my homes. Yeah, I feel, he's, he's, he's,

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he needs to hit up tillies or something. I mean,

like, you need to, he needs to, he needs to redo this shit. Get some Dickies, dude, you know, get some Dickies.

When are Dickies, when we start, let's do it, dude, we can start the rev right now. Dickies were a generation, man. Yeah,

it was unbelievable. You're walking to pack son. Oh, pack son. Oh, Pac son. You all just fold it up all right.

Oh my God. movie lines to the public. Oh yeah, dude. That would be great. Fun. Yeah. Rocky would be a fun one. I'm like,

if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. I'm so great for that. It just said that hot dog on a stick. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. We should take you to like a gaming arcade like a like a Howie's Game Shack or something where you're going to like play land part like Battlefield 2 against like 10 year olds. And then we're hitting you with Rocky quotes,

toweling you up and you're ready to learn. Do you want it? Dude, I hate to cut this. I mean, I feel like it's not, this has been a really long podcast. It's been a great podcast, but we got to hit those couple of things.

Yeah, we do got some Fanduel here coming up. Yeah, Fandle and Brett is well. Boys, honestly, incredible. Incredible. First time meeting you guys, unbelievable podcast.

Thank you so much. This is awesome, we got a link again. And since you're getting into the football world, like maybe there's a little something in football season. We can get going. Yeah.

Maybe he has come to a, game with us. We'll go, we'll go do something in the fall. That'll be amazing, dude. Rip over. Yeah. All the Titans play in LA this season? I might. They play in LA a couple years ago. They put the chargers in LA, yeah. Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be awesome. That'd be so sick. Yeah, yeah, you get you a call to you.

Oh, Michigan or Nebraska. I would love to go to Michigan. Lincoln's sick too. Both, both your schools are amazing to go to either. Michigan and Nebraska play this year, September 20th. in Nebraska. Dude. But I don't know if you guys, I don't know if they would be good for it. Like this has been,

you just see how good the vibes are right now. And like the bus isn't always like this. It's going to be a very like. And you guys will be going against you. It'll be a very turbulent time in our relationship. And I don't know if I don't want you guys to see us in that way. But maybe it'll be hostile, but to bring it all back together later that night.

It's true. It's true. We turn on the dark night. Oh. Throw on the dark night. Pop some in. Dark night. Yeah.

Yes. A couple of Lucy's and... Hey, SC plays Nebraska. Is that right? Yeah. In Lincoln. Bro, we could come out for that. Michigan plays at USC this year.

You guys could come out for that. We should do even one of those, too. The rivalry week's going to be maybe intense. I don't know. You guys might enjoy it. Yeah, it'd be fun. Y'all should come out because it is a great time. So down.

Super down. You guys just go from the perspective of investigating the hostile environment that's going on with the rivalry of us. Yeah. Your tailgate vibes. We'll maintain the vibes. It'll be very difficult because it gets, I mean, this is what the third annual busomble? Yeah.

Dude, I got a, I got like a little portable, like, tanning booth thing. So I'll just, if someone's feeling off, I'll just like get your taint real quick. It's sort of like in Blade, you know, when he needs the, in Blade Trinity, when Wesley Snipes needs, like, his serum. So he can keep going. He's like, oh, and the guy just pops in his mouth and he becomes Blade again. Yeah. That's what that. That's what happens.

Yeah. We could start off the day, I mean, start the vibes off right by just grab an ankle in the morning. Exactly. Oh, dude. Yeah, grab an ankle in Nashville. It's got to be an experience. Yeah. Gotta be.

Yeah. It's a little, it is a good day. It's a little chilly outside, though. Yeah. Isn't it? For a taint, for a taint sunlight? It is. Yeah.

Today, it's going to be 80. Oh, no way. Seventy-79. All good. Round up. Round up. Thursday's ankle day, baby. That's hilarious.

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