Bussin' With The Boys - Shane Gillis

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

Recorded: April 20, 2022 | The boys have been on an insane run and in today's episode you'll get a recap of our first ever live show, and a hilarious interview with comedian Shane Gillis. Intro (0:00) Shane interview starts (40:07) SNL & getting cancelled (48:45) Notre Dame & hating Michigan (1:04:31) Will & Taylor debating who won their fights against each other (1:25:54) Tier Talk, best comedic actors of all time (1:45:10) Could you beat up a wolf? (2:10:30) End pod (2:22:01) ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. BetterHelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BUSSIN for 10% off your first month Gametime: Download the Gametime app, go to the account tab to create a login, and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Duke Cannon: Use code “Bussin” at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 15% off your first order. Roman: Go to https://barstool.link/BussinRoman to get $15 off your first order of ED treatment if approvedFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, so listen to us. We'll get, we'll get started real, real quick. This is episode one. This is episode 1, 47. Dude, I actually love the number 47. I had a buddy named Kenny Proden in high school. He were 47, linebacker, fucking stud. Every time he got a pick,

he got tackled by the fatest kid on the other team. but he would, you filming me? No. Oh. Anytime we'd be at school or something like that, he'd be like, he'd point out 47 everywhere you went. If it was like 147 on the clock or there was 47, whatever, he'd always point it out.

And to this day, 30 years old now, I see 47 everywhere. And you think of him. I always think of Kenny every single day. Is that how you came up with respect to sevens? No, I can't respect the sevens as I wear 77. Like, don't get it twisted. I run my own life. But I, you know what I'm saying?

I'm saying maybe subconsciously the way he always would point out 47s. you and your mind, you're like, I need to make sure everybody understands the boy's 77. Respect to seven. Is any time he's 77? Respect to seven. Yeah, I think I might have picked that up from him. I see what you're asking. I think the answer is yes.

Yeah. Like in my mind, I took that. And once I left the area he was in where I was out of his little network of people, I could take his own ideas and make him mine. Yeah, yeah. And now I'm the guy. Maybe you weren't really doing it. Maybe it was just like it got built in.

No, I think I did that on purpose. I'm not the dude who stole Napster in the Italian job. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I took that shit. And now that shit's mine. I got you. Hey, but hey, this has been a fire weekend.

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And it worked through a little diversity. It worked with a little adversity. And I can kind of feel this bus right now is a little tense. You can cut it with a knife. Here's what's basically happened. And this will count as house cleaning for a little bit. Here's basically what's happened with not only me and Will, but all of the boys. I'm talking JP, Garrett, Jack, Blossie.

We've been fucking grinding. Right. And we go, we come for real. We come and grind on the cameras. But then after, these boys got to go back and stif through all this bullshit. If I go all through this shit that's not going to matter filming. Nice stuff. Yeah, well, I got to.

I know. Because at first I'm looking at it. I'm like, yo, same. day. Hey, rent is not given. It's earned. And it's due, oh, no, success is not given. It's earned. And rents through every day, right? Success is in the least. Success is least. It is least. It is due every day. And rent is due every day. I didn't have said it better myself. It's owned. It's leased. Yes. Rent is due every day. That's it. JJ Watts. Jay J.J. Watt said that I think. Fucking that's a quote. Somebody needs to quote that and put it on a meme.

Yeah. Inspiration from the boys. So I, at first I was like, what the fuck we doing? And then I thought about it and it's like, yo, the boys have legit been grinding their ass off. Yeah. We really have. Yeah. No, we have from the Boston Spring Football Tour. Which is unbelievable. You can see it on YouTube.

We just went to Tennessee. Yeah. Dude, why are we having? I don't know. I'm having a tough time right now. We went to Tennessee, Michigan, Nebraska. Yeah. All doing like five episodes at the time of the spot, all while doing a little more,

the boys leveling up. Number one, becoming full-time employees. Let's give a round of applause for a boy becoming full-time employees. No juice back there. No juice. But a transition with Barstool and our guys becoming full-time employees, all while doing five episodes of pop at our Boston Spring Tour. Also lining up guests.

Like last week we had a guest like every day of the week it felt like. Was it 11 pause in eight days? Yeah, 11 pods in eight days. We had a live show we had to prepare for all while. Which we really didn't prepare for. Yeah, but it was a great time. I mean, we had a phenomenal time. No, no, no.

We prepared a little bit. We prepared 20 minutes. Yeah. We've prepared 20. It was a phenomenal time. And we'll get into that. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But just, it's been a grind.

We had a kid. We had a kid in the middle of it all. Oh, my God. And a newborn baby. But the boys have been grinding, dude. For real. And it's been cool. Kind of like a new role.

Their roles and responsibilities picked up all in the midst of all of this work, all this front work. So shout out to the boys. No free shoutouts. And that doesn't even count. That doesn't even count for a shout out of the week. We appreciate you, guys. Jack, you need to get a little bit more sleep.

It's called being hungover. No, I didn't really drink that much yesterday. No, I didn't know about that. I, like, don't have bad allergies at all. And, like, once a year I get one of these sinus infections. And it's like, I feel like there's, like, a concrete brick. That would not be correct because it's two different things. See, we'll just said a bunch of nice things.

And I agree with everything. I love that, dude. Concrete brick in my face. I agree with everything Will just said about how might be. all the things he said, I agree with all of them. But you didn't have this sinus infection until the day after Mike's concert. And then all of a sudden, you're like... That was the first time I told you about it.

But when we go 11 pods in eight days, there's really no time to tell people you're sick. If I was infecting other people, then I would be, you know, conscious and aware and not tell people... I would tell people if it was going to get someone else sick. A sinus infection... You don't worry about that, dude. Yeah. COVID's dead. Hey, what?

What is the vibe on COVID? I think it's over, right? You don't have to worry about it. But like in China. China, for real, aren't, uh, they're like shutting everything down again. They're going mass lockdowns again. Really? Japan's not allowing tourists anymore.

In America, we just dipped on the mask thing in airports, which you know I love. You know, I fucking, that stuff was tough, dude. You got to relax. You got to relax on that. Your mask goes down. I'll look at Taylor. Oh, dude. That was so funny, though.

But yeah, when we're traveling to Nebraska and traveling to Michigan, I was just like, dude. And especially when you need to take, he had to stop. And, like, in Nebraska, you just can't get to Nebraska. You have to stop in St. Louis' first thing, go to Nebraska. Like, just frustrating. We're wearing that damn mask all the time. I know.

And if you got a little bit of a beard going to it, it just kind of tickles your mustache and your bearder. It's just so itchy. I know. I hate the vibe right now because I'm so used to us always being high energy. But we're just talking shot. I'm a little hungover, so. People are in their cars right now just hanging out with us.

And what I was going to say, too, I feel like a, a, a con to all of the grind work is we all got to be around each other so much. Yeah. Like people say some little sly stuff. People get a little bit more uptight, a little snippy. Like, Jack was, at the end of the day,

Jack, he was on his phone. We had to get to the ad read. My man was on his phone. I understand he was tweeting. Like, he's not a quarterback. He's trying to, yeah. Intentionally, he's trying to like, in his mind, he's doing the right thing.

It's like when you get caught being on your phone. It's like, hey, man, I was trying to do something. It's like, well, we're running a fucking show right now. We're doing the show. The reason why we're all. Everybody gets a little more bite deal. It's a quick trigger. But that's also, see, that could be looked at as a bad thing.

But for me, I look at that. I'm like, yeah, we're becoming family, all of us. Look at us, huh? Not me, I think I want to get out of here. Oh, for real? Yeah. Damn. I think to myself, well, we've been around each other too much.

Like, let's get some space. Oh, for real. Oh, yeah, you know me, though. Yeah, I tell you what, I'm a dude that likes to hang all day every day. And after, like, a full day of hanging with Willie, and the next day is like, I'll see in a week. If Will can stay away from me, since we're doing pods, You just kind of want to stay away from me until we do pods again.

It's kind of tough. We do pods every day. It's fucking amazing. Every day. I love it. And you're getting better on social media. I know. Well,

talk about social media more. Like, you know, we're in communication 24 hours. We are, when we first started this podcast, we're like, you know,

one of these days, we're really just going to talk when it comes to, like, doing this business. And that's kind of where we've been at these last couple months. There is no, like, joking around. Because it almost has become like a thing.

We're like, let's just wait until cameras around before we have fun with each other. Right. You know what I'm saying? Kind of a weird. Save it. Kind of a weird deal. We hang out.

We hang out hard. Do you want to do a shout-out, enough to show of the week, or do you want to break down what's happened yesterday specifically and how fucking cool that was? Let's sit out. Yeah, we can. House cleaning. It can be top of the list. All right.

Do you want to, hey, listen to stuff. Yeah, so we had our first live show yesterday on Sunday. It was so much fun, dude. The Sunday after Easter. The Sunday. a week after Easter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you can tell, like, listen. We were saying yesterday, it's Wednesday. Imagine if it went like this. Imagine if we went on a stage and sound like this for an hour. I think people would still laugh because people hang out of this each and every week. Dude, we had so much fun. We really did. We showed up an hour and a half before the show and we're hanging there.

And I'll be honest with you, Will was making me so nervous because of how calm he seemed. He was kind of just chilling there. And I'm like, hey, you nervous? And in my head, I'm like, one at ten. I'm a six. And I look at Willie, are you nervous? And I'm like, he's like, yeah, I'm all right.

I'm like, what are you at? One of ten? He goes, I don't know, three, three and a half? And I go, yeah, I'm like a two. In my head, I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm at a six. I was putting me at a seven because I'm like, holy shit. And then I'm like, yeah, what if we fucking, what if this happens? What if that happens?

And we have zero plan. Like, we were like, thank God I went to did the KFC. And being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the KFC thing was. I went to do KFC's, a live show at Zanis like two days before. and after we all hung out, I was like, give me some pointers on what we should do. And he's like, people come to see your guys as pod. Like, we did some cheeky shit in Pennsylvania a while back. And people liked it, but it wasn't like the pot.

Like, just do a podcast. And once he told me that, I was like, fuck yeah. Another thing that really helped, Ernest came in and he was, I mean, higher than can be, dude. He was. Love earned, bro. Yeah, he was oozy high, did you know what I'm saying? Where you can't really, you got to peel him off the couch, like Velcro high. And he was kind of chilling with the boys.

having a good time and that made me feel more cozy because I knew I had like another person that okay now we have three people three people total the vibe with right and then when I really felt good was when jelly roll came in he came in he said uh what do you say there's three kinds of audiences there's the it's gonna be hard to recite I know it's be hard to recite this but the one he said that made me feel a lot better was your welcome we're here audience like we're yeah because we have tier one cats yeah and the many he said I was like holy shit like this thing did sell out in 12 hours right or less than 12 hours And so these people coming are legit, like big fans of what we've done and what we've been able to create.

So we kind of got like a free pass of humor. That's how you want it, man. Oh, oh, for real. Like everybody's showing up being like, yo, we're about to be around like all like-minded motherfuckers do. Everyone is the same journey. Just to have a fun. Just to smile and laugh. That's why I have some drinks.

Luke he's in is one of my favorite places now in Nashville. That was like yesterday. You'll listen to this on Wednesday. So Sunday, it was probably a. top five, top 10 night, and I've ever had in Nashville. Really? I fucking loved it. Like the minute, like, the minute we walked on stage, 20 seconds in, I'm like, this is

fucking sick. We started the four of the boys chant. Yeah, dude, that was so hot. And then you started to realize, and we told people, we can't tell you everything, because there's going to be more shows. Yeah, yeah. There was some people were fucking in it. People were giving shoutouts.

There were big belly laughs, not just off the stage, but on stage, dude. We were fucking giggling and laughing and just having a good time. And we, in our mind, with the small little guideline we did, we're like, okay, we'll go this amount of time, then we'll do this, then we'll bring jelly roll and Ernest out. Yeah. And we went, we like, we went over. The show was almost over, but that's how many brought them out. Before we came on the show, before we started the live show, we're thinking like, all right, how are we going to fill 20 minutes of me? Yes.

The next thing you know, it's like 30, 35 minutes and we're like, hey, we got to bring out Gillian earnest. No doubt. I guess I brought my phone out. I'm looking at like, damn, we're kind of just doing this thing right now. Yeah. Fucking the boys had amazing shoutouts. They did. They were good.

I love to us doing the shout-a-no free shout-out segment with us. And then even the fans, like, you get to engage with the fans, have more fun. We're doing, you know, don't want to say everything that we've been doing. Yeah. But I think we did figure out that we like, we can do life shows. We enjoy doing it. Oh, I enjoy the fuck out of it. Yeah.

When we first did our first one and it sold out, they're like, hey, do you want to do another one? Because people are like, people were mad that they woke up the next morning. Like, hey, I was going to buy tickets, but you can't now. And it's like, isn't that fucking wild, dude? Fucking cool. That's so straight. But they're like, hey, do you want to add a second show? And we had all the Boston Spring Tour booked out.

We were doing all these pods. And I was just like, no, like, let's just do this first, life show first, and see if we even enjoyed doing it. Like, if it's any good. Yeah. But now I think we figured out, like, yo, we can have some fun, dude. Yeah. I tell you what, I got my eyes set on one place in Nashville.

I'm not going to say it. I've already tweeted it. I've said it up probably out loud to everybody else. I'm not going to say it. It's public information, but I'm not going to say it. It rhymes with Shimon. I want to sell that bitch out one day That would be sick

Bro, that would be just a cool deal I'm trying to sell a bridge stone Bridges? Yeah Hey Just to imagine For the ball Echoing, dude

The acoustics in there are fire Too I want to know what the boys thought When you guys were doing your shoutout I was a shoutout And a shout out of the week During the show Were you guys nervous

Gary had a good I could use it I heard some fucking Kisser Dude that was crazy Buddy did that That was crazy Yeah I was hell of nervous

no lie. Oh yeah. I can tell them your voice. I'm glad I didn't go first for sure. Oh, yeah. Boss. I had a little bit of shakiness

in like my chest for sure. And then... From what the? Knowing it's going to be in front of everybody type thing? Like you're... Like a public speaking thing? Yeah, just public speaking.

Yeah. It was for sure nerve-wracking. And then the kiss her part, I talked to Atlanta after and she was like, dude, I totally blacked out. I just heard my name. over the mic and was like, what the fuck just happened?

Hey, so what did you do? We can talk about it off camera. Yeah, oh, damn. I knew he must have a fuck up. Oh, a public apology. He said, shut out. We haven't even talked about, like, the fact I did that. Yeah, honestly, in my mind,

when you did that at the show last night, I was legit, like, we got to unpack that later. We got to see what's going on there. And for whatever reason I forgot. We'll unpack it later. Yeah, oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah, 100%. But, yeah, that's dany's show was so fun.

And going back on you and talking about the nursing, I think I'd have been a lot more nervous had I not known that I was doing stand-up later. Because I was like trying to remain focused on some of my lines and stuff like. Really? Yeah, to where I was like, I couldn't wait to do the live show. But to me, I was like, we're going to have so much fun on the live show. You're a beast, dude.

You're a beast on the mic. So I'm like, I told you that yesterday when you're like, bro, how are you not nervous? I'm like, bro, I'm like Chris Paul. I just got to dish the ball around to my LeBron James, dude. The fuck out of here. That's super nice. I said you'll be up there working the micy. Because one time, Taylor's like, hey, so you just want me to rant a little bit?

Like, you know, he's like, like, you can't go compliment and then go burn. He goes like, I usually do on the bus. You know, you mess with that, right? I'm like, I mean, yeah, you just kind of rant on the bus. I'm like, okay, Taylor, once this moment they're like, get his five minutes in. But you kind of know, like, we're going to have a great time as long as we engaged. I know. Like, it was such a good time.

But that's why I feel like I was calm because I was more like thinking focused nerves on doing standup later. I was, and I was so nervous for you when you do that. We'll get that in second. I want to hear what boss and Jackie thought about their little shout. I don't know free shots. Did you, hey, did you guys like me commentating your shoutouts? Yeah, I love it. Jack was so set out because he was last.

Right? Yeah, we fucking, you were like, it was like a McGregor event, dude. You were like the main card right there. You literally, my dad goes, hey, man, Taylor really say you up good at the end. Yeah. I appreciate it. Oh, what did you think? What, we were you guys both nervous when you did it?

Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, we talked about this last night. Yeah. And my voice was already a little shaky from the weekend. We've had some friends in town. You know, we got in a bit of a car wreck on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, those fender vendors. Yeah, you know, we made it out.

No new fatalities. Falking the next day. Yeah, so my voice was already, and I gave a horse pretty easily. So the first couple words came out a little like this. Yeah. And so then I had to immediately go, no free shoutouts. And I was like, everyone get a drink. Like, get the throat nice and moist.

That is a vetty move, dude. And then I was telling you last night, Taylor, like, once you get through the first, like 10 words and then you know, what you're saying, then it just starts flowing. And then, you know, you get in, you get out. And I feel like you did a really good job bouncing it back and forth. Like, especially, I don't want to take Bloss's. I'll let him talk about it.

But the way that you came at him about his shout-out, I'll just let Bloss talk about it. I thought you did a really good job complimenting what he was saying back and forth. What parts did I do good on? Everything. You regret going to go. I'll take you your best part.

I don't hear Bloss, but I'll tell you your shit was funny as hell. Just get in there. Hey, so what did I do well? I was super nervous because I knew as soon as I said police, it could either go really well or really bad. Yeah. And I feel like that's where you stepped in. Oh, defund them.

Yeah. Where Taylor stepped in, especially at the end and kind of wrapped it all up. I thought that was awesome. But yeah, I was super nervous about my shout-out, but I love the spin that I kind of put on it. Hey, I was a solid spin. Everybody at ease.

No, I was nervous too, especially going first. I thought I was going to stumble all over my words. You guys crushed it, man. It was cool. It was kind of cool, like going out in the crowd and stuff. It's crazy. You're like, what's the word? You're like, you're like Bruce Buffer.

You know what I mean? Like the MC, yeah. Dude, when you got like three rows back, I could no longer see you. I was just speaking to an abyss of people. It was, it was a wild deal, dude. It was so fun. I'll tell you what was so fucking funny, dude, is when Ernest and Jelly came out, and I'm not going to give too many things, but we were playing that game.

And it was like, would you, the, you know, I have such a hard time jumping around it. Yeah, I almost did. I almost gave up right there. But the thing we were going to talk about, and you, everyone's so nervous to answer. I answer it, no problem,

because I've answered that question 100 times. Jilly doesn't really want to answer. Ernest doesn't really want to answer. And you're, at this point, Willsl. Hey, FCSI, bro. You're pretty dizzy.

And you're in the chair like this, and you go, you don't the mic, you go, man, I'm getting fucked. And it was like the funniest shit, Because it was unprovoked.

No one really asked. We weren't even on you yet. It was just like, I don't know. And the crowd went fucking nuts. Started laughing so hard. Oh, shit, dude. It was so much fun. It really was.

And then after people, the couple guys were like, hey, can I get a picture? I'm like, yeah, for sure, no problem. So I'm taking a picture. Then all of a sudden, I look, and there's a huge massive. Like, everybody's in line after we finished. Right, we're outside the green room. And the guy's like, hey, we had to open doors in 20 minutes for the next show. do you guys want to do this outside?

And thankfully, the boys had all that shit set up outside ready to rip. So we do a meeting greet. Yeah. Didn't even plan on doing a meet and greet. Like photos and a couple things. I know Garrett wanted to do. Like he was like, hey, make sure you guys have a couple minutes after. Right.

We're out there for what, an hour and a half? Bro, it was wrapped around the fucking block. Around the block. It was crazy. That's why I was getting more nervous. Oh, you could tell you're about too. Yeah, I kept looking down and seeing like how the, yeah, the block. It wasn't, whatever I'm trying to fucking say.

the line wasn't in sight. And Taylor, like, you know, my man, he's personal, but with everybody, which is awesome. But you usually are, too, when we did the thing at, uh, usually, but I'm nervous thinking, like, I need time to go. Will, who's legit going, keep it going. Who's next? Yeah, I was like, hey, Taylor, let's go.

Let's fucking the next people. Yeah, for real, this is funny as hell. I'm thinking, like, yo, I'm, I'm drunk right now. I need to come down and I need to focus on what my bid is. But that's, yeah, I was super like, we got to get these fucking next person, next person. Yeah, it was. so much fun. And then, so that the show ends, and it was amazing. Like, we definitely are gonna do

more. That was a fucking blast. The tier ones that were there, like, holy shit. I know. It was the coolest fucking thing ever. For you guys to come in and be like so loving, so into it with the energy was so fucking high the whole time. And you literally, like, it was like a feeling of like euphoria. You're like on stage. Everyone was just fucking, we're all just fucking mentally. You know what I'm saying? Our eyes, our bodies, our energies are just fucking each other, dude. And we had a blast. We had an absolute blast. Then we go back in the green room. I'm chilling.

I'm having the best time ever right now. We're doing shots, hanging out. Everyone's joking and laughing. And I'm like, yo, where's Will? My man is like Eminem and 8 Mile in the hallway, bro. He had a little throw-up little mom spaghetti on his sweater. He was nervous, but on the surface he was calm and ready to drop bombs. And he was on that thing over and over and over again.

I go to Will and I try to give him that little bit. And Will's just looking at me and I'm like kind of butchering it because I'm getting a little tossed at that point. And he just goes, Taylor, leave me alone. man. Like straight out. Get the fuck away from me type of attitude. I was like, damn, he's really in it. And I go in there and I'm like just having a ball.

I had zero stress. But like in my mind, I'm so hype to watch Will go up there. I'm like, this is going to be the coolest thing ever. Well, it's literally doing something that's like, no one, no one does. Like people think about doing their whole life. People talk about, yeah, you know, I can get a couple minutes. Actually, back in the day I wrote down a little bit, we'll do five minutes.

And he's fucking gets a packed crowd sold out. Like the fact that you weren't throwing up, low-key, I'd be throwing up. I mean, I was nervous. Oh, as hell. I'm just trying to think of, like, every line I had. That's why I was, like, out there in the hallway, because I'm like, I got to get away from, like, the stimulation,

and I got to just, like, dial in on all this stuff. Because my heart's starting to beat a lot faster. Yeah. I mean, I'm really about to fucking go out there. You can't even, like, grab the mic and hold it. Like, you're kind of just like... Yeah. And you know how to...

You know the saying. Ain't nobody coming to save you once you're out there, bro. No, it's you. It's you trying to like, I'm about to use my words and trying to entertain people and make them laugh through like timing, pauses, like. Isn't that a weird art? Stage presence and like, obviously everybody who goes up there, like, they want to be funny. And if you're not, you immediately like, I was thinking to myself, like, I'll start forgetting my jokes because, oh, people then laugh there. Now you're in your own head.

Not really in your own head. You're like having an outer body of experience wondering what everybody's thinking of you type of thing. Like if you're not, if you are bombing, right? you gotta come over like a bomb line but after that it's like how do you get back on track if I do start fucking failing or these motherfuckers like don't bat an eye to anything I say dude it just be one of those feelings like you'd get through it and get over and all that stuff and it'd be funny content afterwards but you know you you want to be like successful at stuff did you see yeah flashing light back there no no no no bro when I was in it like I was just fucking it and like

jack said once you get like your first like 10 words out like when we went on stage and you started doing the four the boy Shane you realize we're all there that have just a great time. Yeah. And then, like, you get one laugh in the, in the stand, like when I was out there doing standup, once I got my first laugh and you just hear a couple things down in the crowd, you're just like, oh, this is fucking fun, dude. Like, just, then you start, like, catching, like, a rhythm.

It was just cool, man. Which the last joke would have learned a little bit better. Should have probably nixed it. But I think it was fucking awesome, dude. And the thing is, he said five minutes. You're out there for, like, 12, 13 minutes. Was it? Oh, bro.

I thought it was like eight. It was, like, a good eight minutes, but the guy was, like, flashing his line with you. Yeah, he, he, oh. I had you on live. I should have ended after the Deshawn Watson joke. Bro, that shit was funny as hell. Everyone was it, what was it? You really had to go.

Hey, you're, um, when you first got up there, your energy was perfect. Really? You kind of came up there. You were walking around. You were, like, kind of looking at people. And I've loved your interaction. Like, you look at a guy and be like,

you know what I'm talking about. And I'm like, I bet you that guy in his head was like, I do. I do know what the fuck he's talking about. I do know what the fuck he's talking about. It was, it was so cool to see you up there. And you fucking did awesome. Thanks.

It was just, it was so good. You're going to do it again? I kind of want to. Really? I kind of want to. Stand up, really. Steve were hyping me up and stuff and, yeah, hey, if you want to do this. He's the ultimate hype, dude.

Dude, he's awesome. Steve Burns. Shout out Steve Byrne. No for your shout out to the boy. Oh my God, unbelievable. But he's just so like, yeah, he's a hype man, dude. Afterwards he's like, yo, for your first time, blah, blah, all this stuff. And you're kind of just like, I mean, that was a great time.

Yeah. It kind of makes you like want to do it again. Makes you just want to do stuff because we had our live show. And it's like, yo, I think we got something with the live show. Yeah. And it's just fun. It's like a light switch goes off. When we did a live show, like a light switch went off.

We're like, oh, this is a whole other thing we just could be doing. Yeah. And it's just fun. Yeah. So when you're ready to retire? Hey. Your boy love ball. Yeah, your boy love ball.

Your boy love ball. It'll always be time to do the live shows and stuff. Yeah, the way. We'll go on tour next off season. Yeah. That spring tour, hey. That tour 2023 now. And that 2023 tour is going to be fire.

The spring tour? We can low-key go on the spring tour and do Thursday, Friday, and the college town. Saturday we could do a live show. Yeah. 100%. Hey. Like do 10 schools. Yeah.

Maybe 10 schools. That's a lot of fucking schools. That's a lot of traveling 10 weeks. That's a grinder, buddy. But we'll get done. Yeah. You're playing ball and a lot of other stuff having that stuff to do. And then you've got to come back and do the pot.

I know people make it work and it happens. I'm just saying like, you know, 10 shows. If we want to be the best. You're right. We got to work like it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

There's no question. So 10 at least. Should we get to our favorite new segment? I think we should get to our favorite new segment. I love this segment of the week. Outstanding times every single week. JP! JP, we need you.

Let's go, baby. It's time. Ladies gentlemen, it's time for shoutout, no free shoutouts of the week, presented by your name here. Any opportunity you guys. want you're more than willing, more than able to sponsor this pod. The shout out, no free shout out of the week. First up, as always, we go with our Hispanic friend, Blas Hernandez.

All right, my shout out, no free shout out of the week. It goes to this leg brace I've been wearing. I think I've worn it out pretty tough. I have surgery on Thursday. And I've absolutely pushed this thing to the limit. I've disregarded all medical advice. and have pushed it to the limit, the fact that it's still put together,

I'm going to go ahead and shout it out. That's the amazing thing about modern technologies. Yeah, good luck with surgery for real. Also, maybe you should listen to a couple of things that the doctors are saying, right? Like, you want to go on that trampoline park again. Like, when you're fully healed, that should be your first stop is that trampoline part

to show them what's what? Like, that shit can't keep you down. You got to conquer. You got to the same basketball. And then loon-dun-dun-dun-dun-slow here. And you fucking yam that thing down. Your 360 windmill dunks, whatever the fuck you were lying about. Go do that shit.

Go do that shit, boss. The layup on the trampoline. Hey, no doubt. Staple. What do you got, J.P? My shout-out, no free shout-out of the week goes to, last night we kind of had a pretty big night. Big night.

Big night. And so I get at home late at night. I'm looking on the weather app, praying that we'll see some rain for today. So my shout-out, no-free shout-out, goes to rain, rainy days after a big night out. Oh, I love that. You don't have any foam-mo. You're not missing out on nothing.

Exactly. It's okay to be inside. It's okay to be inside. Those are the only times that you want rain. Exactly. God. I love it, dude. You always come correct.

I see, I told you were going to pull some shit out of your hat. Hey, that was nice, dude. You were thinking out there for real? He said he didn't have one. Jack, what do you got, ball? complete opposite of what we had yesterday but my shoutout, no free start of the week, goes to Lazy Sundays.

One where you truly earn it, though. Not like a hungover, lazy Sunday. Like one where you've been grinding for months and you just know that you can do nothing for 12 hours and not feel one bit of remorse about it. You just know you earned it. I fuck with that so heavy. And I think all of us in this bus

have earned one of those coming up at some point. So I'm hoping. hoping to find that my future. Maybe it's not next week. Maybe it's not the week after. But sooner or later, we'll find one. It goes from being on his phone when this show just starts. He's like, I'm looking for that lazy-ass Sunday, boys.

Yeah, I'm looking to do fucking nothing, dude. I will, besides the last part, dude, I agree 100% with you. I am all about. Especially if it's your remorse. Like, when you're like, I'm not doing nothing. Right. Like, I don't care of a pain about it. Can't tell me what to do.

Yeah. Yeah. I do think a lazy Sunday after you've been grinding your fucking ass off there is not a better feeling. Not a better. I'll tell you what's a tough feeling, though, is that next Monday you're like, damn, I kind of want to be lazy again.

You know what I'm saying? You got to take it for what it is. Yep. Don't get complacent. Take the 12 hours and then bounce back and it's time to grind. I love that. Dude, I'll fucking love that.

Here, baby, what you got? I'm about to add on to all of those because I'm about to shout out my bed. Oh. Oh, dang. The boys are tired. The boys are sleepy. The boys are sleepy.

I have a fairly new mattress and that shit felt fire. Really? Yeah. Can I tell you, can I give you some advice? Love one. I'll ask first. Do you, what kind of sheets you got on that bed?

I don't even, I don't even know. Hey, they're nice. Hey, can I please offer advice to go get yourself a set of bamboo sheets? Ooh, the cooling? They are so fucking good. Cooling? Touch you so good. Yes.

Bamboo sheets, bro. You never get that little, that little like ball feeling like on the sheets after they get a little worn. down. They are so nice. They make you feel good, safe. I think my comforter is that. I think my comforter is that. Get some sheets. I'm talking about what you're laying on too. How much am I looking at?

I don't know. Maybe we'll gift them for you. Hey, you heard it here first. Click that. Some bamboo sheets will change your life. Hey, he heard. Maybe we'll get him there for you. You got me one of them waters, Bob? Yeah. Appreciate you. But hey, I'm telling you and everybody listening, bamboo sheets, change your fucking life. No question about it.

shout out the bed on a lazy Sunday oh for real yeah we're all about them Jesus Charles showed me about him yeah he told me about him I said show me no no you said you said

yeah that's why everybody went oh what you meant about right now nothing I don't know you want to go you want to go you want me to go you go ahead

my shout out I don't like going last my shout out no free shout out of the week goes to the farmer's market. Oh. When we were texting about it that day, I thought in my head,

I wanted to text. I got my shout-on-no-free shout-out, but then I didn't want to text because I'm like, maybe you wanted it. You know what I mean? That was going to be mine. But Farmers Market,

going to the farmer's market on a Saturday morning is truly an all-time vibe. It's usually a Saturday morning. Yeah, I didn't get to go this past week. Taylor extended an invite, and that's when I started getting in my head like all farmers market season.

Not that there's like, it stops or ends. I think it's kind of like all year round, but there's nothing better than going to a farmer's market on a Saturday. Picking you out a cut of meat, a cut of steak, maybe some veggies, a little coffee staying there, some of the food trucks that pull up. What's that one food truck down in the Franklin Farm Farmia? California, bro. Those burgers? The burgers are fire. Bologna burger?

Holy fuck. They have a breakfast burrito, too. Really? Yeah, they have a fire breakfast burrito. But the Franklin Farmers Market specifically is a great one. There's also one in Germantown, right? I've went to that one in German town. that's really good.

And they have a great little food area in the back too. It's nice. God, bro. Mexican food, pizza. They got Greek. They got ice cream. They got all. That's what mine was, but it's not quite the same because these ones are just like the farmer's markets, they don't come around every single weekend. And that is something I will say, what's that? Carnivals?

My shout out, Norfolk's shout out of the week is carnivals, festivals, county fairs, those things that pop up right when springtime hits. That's summer piece that warm, warms you up. The funnel cakes, the meats on a stick type vibe, the big giant half-eaten turkey legs. you get to gobble up every once in a while. You don't want to get the animal for no goddamn reason. For no reason. And it's just gross and yucky. And you have some sort of flea on it that do you stuff the animals get fleas.

It is so nice. It's so fun. You're guaranteed to get Tetanus. And it's an amazing fucking time. It's great, dude. I fucking love them. I went to the Franklin. What was the place, JP?

What's it called? Franklin. Franklin Street Festival. No, yeah. I think it was a Franklin Main Street Festival. That's correct. Yeah. It was right in the middle of town.

They shut down the main streets of Franklin. For those of you haven't been to Franklin, Tennessee, it's such a gorgeous town. It's cute. It's adorable. It's fun. It's loving. It's everything and more. It snuggles you up with a little blanket, dude.

And the whole place was shut down. They had, like, bamboo sheets. And they had these stands where you can get all the beer, different kinds of beers you wanted. They had a stage where little kids were tap dancing. That shit kind of weirded me out a little bit, but like it's kind of part of like the vibe. And then they had a bunch of food trucks hanging out. and then one little fucking Texas

meat on a stick, dude. And I walked by and I said, I'm coming back for you. I looked at that place right in the eye. And I said, it was Buffalo Bills, Texas meat on a stick. I said,

I'm coming back for you. So we go down, and my kids are hot. They're sweaty. They're ready to leave. And they're, like, complaining. And I was like,

we should really go. And I was like, we'll go after we walk all the way across. Right. And go get a, and I got one. And I got one.

Care of. So my shout out, Norfrey shout of the week is seasonal festivals, I suppose. That's awesome. I love that. And that little, like, in the funny, too, like all the games that are at, like,

carnivals and shit like that, you get a little nervous. You're like, all right, I'm a man. My masculinity's about to be tested right now. And the guys who work it, they will shit on you if you're not good. Or if you don't put down enough money, they'll be like, oh, you don't got it for your girl. Like, and he'll be like, you want to go home with this guy who's actually winning prizes.

No doubt. You feel like less of a man. Yeah, that's a pretty shut out. That's a quick way to lose a girl. Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? Or get one. If you got the arm strength.

Yeah. Let's go, homie. That was a great one. That was an awesome shout out. No free shout out, shout out of the week segment. This week, okay, so listen, we already said we've done 11 pods in eight days. Who we running this week? Shane, baby.

Shane, baby. Shut up the boy, Shane Gillis. Shane came on, and he'll hear all of the stuff, obviously, on this episode coming up. Shane came on and was fucking hilarious, had a great time. We get done, he starts questioning himself. I like, you guys how funny is this? And then proceeds to shit on us for the next two days. via text coming at us.

Dude, he's a funny cab, bro. I think he's hilarious. How funny is his YouTube? I know you went on a little skits. Oh yeah, I started following. I love his skits. I would love to be a part of a skits. I know, do.

I would fucking love to do those skits. But Shane was amazing. You guys should really enjoy this. We talk about his time of his four days at S&L. We talk about his comedy career. We talk about his skits. We just talk about life in general. Notre Dame Michigan football.

Talk about all that stuff. It is unbelievable. Is there anything you want to get out in front of? Is there something? I should be thinking of? Oh, don't do that. No, I'm just saying. Is there anything you want to get in front of?

The anxiety police, dude. You're fucking, it's a little squirpian right there but a snap me in the back of the head. What is it? What Shane was busting your balls about. Oh, dude. You think you want to get out on front of that? He's a comedian, by the way.

I know I didn't say that. He said I was saying racial stuff, which is 100% aren't true. 100% was not. Bro. I don't need to defend myself. I should run that to all time. I should have done to all the podcast.

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I don't know what's going on with me. But hey, I did speak on my things, and that was really special. Make sure you guys subscribe and rate five stars. If he had a gun on him, you would have been dead. For real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Shane saw the look.

Yeah. Hey, give it to me. A lot of hostility in the box. A lot of hostility in the boss. I know, but really, all because Willis a newborn baby. Like, listen, I don't do it. I'm cool. I had great sleep last night.

It's actually not. Really, it's all someone else's fault. That's not true. I've had bad sleep. I've had bad sleep the last two nights because I've been quitting Zins. Oh. And it's fucking... Can't stop.

Dude, I've quit, uh, I've quit dip. I've quit cigarettes. I, after my ACL, I quit pills. You smoke cigarettes? Oh. Yeah. Like, I knew you did the. whole like pick them up off the ground when you're like a nice smoke cigarettes

like my rookie here but like in the league yeah bro what the fuck I know was it just drinking or we just actually no I would like have a pack sitting there in the front pocket type of smoking cool though I know right I know there's nothing cooler than if you guys smoking a cigarette that's cool pulling in a vape it's just a douche flu you know what I'm saying that thing doesn't look too nice no But I quit all that. Anyway, the whole reason... What's that?

You're taking shots of Ray right now? No, because rape smokes them heaters too. You go and look at a center console who's always got a pack of Marblows right sitting there. Yeah, but what's he walking? He's probably a camel crush guy. What's he walked around with though? He walks around that jewel.

He doesn't see that fix. But the reason why I was saying all this is because I've quit, like, all these things. And this nicotine, Zen thing has, like, controlled me. Yeah. Like, my wife will say something to me, and it's like super-humble. I'm like, hey, babe, can you clean that dish?

And I'm like, I wonder if I can get away with murder today. You know what I'm saying? It's shit like that. It's just crazy. Watch out, dude. Watch out. I'm like not even 72 hours in. And it's fucking tough. Yeah.

It's tough. But every day you know, I feel way better than I did. The first day was the hardest. Yesterday it was tough. And then today's like been the easiest. But I just feel like someone's missing my life. You know what I'm saying? There's a hole.

Just do it. You're not the guy I want to hang out with, dude. Just do it. I walked in. I saw it on the table while I ran out. before I came and I was like fuck I think Jackie I have it in nonstop

Do you have sins on you? I pulled it to the gas station They got like a Zin challenge What you know that? There's like a Zin challenge No it could beat me in a Zin challenge To tell you that much Well do you quit

You gotta get back on I'm right I'm gonna for a chance Anything Dude and by the way We couldn't Are these not ice cold No they're not at all

They're not ice cold Bro I go do not What's the main road We get off of We exit it's what's the main Nolensville Pike Nolansville Pike. Exxon off a Nolensville Pike, do not go there. If you're listening, you're driving around Nashville right now, do not go to fucking Akson.

How do you go right or left on the way out of here? This road. Yeah, this road, you go right down the road. Oh, so as if you're on the highway? Like toward, no, no, no, like toward a strike out wings. I'm going to wing. The best wings in Nashville. But do not go to Exxon off fucking Nolensville Pike.

I go in, bro, and I'm like, I was on the phone with you. Limited sleep last night. It was a grinder. Yeah. It was a little. I'm a little on it. Your energy is affecting the entire bus. He walked in here.

He's like, how do I get the fuck out of here? I was affecting the Exxon, dude. Yeah. Boycotting an Exxon. Yeah. He made a movie about that anyway. Mark Wahlberg was in it, right? I don't know.

Oh, yeah. The mob was, yeah. Motherfuckers are snakes now. Oh, like that. Yeah. But I walk in and I'm like, this is like, I'm driving all the pot. I'm like, all right, I get to get out, go do a podcast with the boys. I'm going to.

I get to leave my child at home. I'm going to give me an ice cold, liquid death. I'm even on the phone with Taylor. something for somebody else. I'm like, hey, Taylor, what do you want? He's like, I'll take a huge smart water, so I get the smart water. I just surprised me. I reached down there, bro, and everything in their fridge is fucking warm. How you're drinking it? Like, if you're going to be a fucking gas station, you've got to be on top of your shit. You should have rage. You should start fucking...

Oh, I was mad. I did one of those things where I grabbed the first one. I'm like, oh, maybe they just put these in there. So I'm reaching in the back. And they're all fucking like that. And there wasn't nobody. There wasn't nobody in there. Like, it's not like it was a busy one. They're like, oh, hey, we got to restock. You know what I mean? No, I didn't say nothing I say, I'll just get this. Hey, you do say shit though. I go to the dude, I do say shit.

It wasn't that dude's fault, you know what I mean? No, but it is. It's not his fault. He was working. He was working and he looked like he was not enjoying himself. So I said, hey, man, how you just day going? He's like, oh, it's all good. So when you say when you, like, if you own a gas station,

you got to be on your shit. He's the cashier. You know, you know they got a stock boy back there. Okay, I feel. And it's like, and then after I felt all of them, I was reaching in and then I held my hand for five seconds just to feel the air. And I was like, yo, this fridge is not cold.

Oh, it was the fridge was down. The fridge was down, bro. It's the electrician's fault. I don't know whose fault it is, but that shit really pissed me off. And then I'm driving, and I go to take a left to come to the bus. And a motherfucker, bro, I don't understand how people don't get to get out in the, get out in the middle a little bit to turn left when the light's going to turn red. That is the most annoying shit. They stay behind the line.

And then it turns red and they don't even go. And it's yellow. And fucking they could. have went, bro, and they just sit there. I was so fucking mad. I gave a honk. And then you know how you do one of the things where you're not going to do nothing, but you're staring. And then when you drive next to him,

you drive by, you kind of do one of those fucking, like, yeah, I'll look, I'll stare you down, motherfucker. Yeah. Bitch, and then turn left into the bus. Holy shit, dude. You're unhinged. You're out of control. And then, oh. Oh, no, dude. They got the unloading truck. Dude, our parking

line, like, if you have an unloading truck, fucking bring it in our parking lot. and just use up all of our fucking spaces. I've never seen him this mad. I've never seen where I've never seen where like this before. I couldn't even park in our parking lot. Because everybody was on load shit next door. I know the dude next door.

I think he's a fan of the bus. Like if you're listening, like, you get those fucking trucks out of our parking lot. Yeah. Do you ever get a gun? You're going to change a lot of people's minds. Right now they're not respecting you. You know how it just snowballs. Like, everything's happening to you.

Like, just so I'm like. I got to come in here. I got to see the boy. That chook outside did piss you off. Yes. Yes. When Shane first walked in, I didn't know as him. And he's just kind of, I'm looking at his bio.

And it's like, oh, what's this dude into? And it's like observational humor. Black humor. Oh, shock humor. All this shit. And so me and Blas start talking about like racist shit that bothers you. And I'm like, if I hear the N-word, that shit bothers me a lot. Oh, you think he's going to come in here.

No, no, no. No. No. We don't know. We're saying, I hear a conversation. I hear the door open and I'm like literally having this coverage you with Jack and Blas and Bloss is like yeah like

Mexican shit doesn't bother me but if you say Cracker and like Blasel you can't say that so me and Bloss are arguing about saying the word Cracker and then we're also both agreeing that Mexican racist shit doesn't bother either of us and I'm like uh hello and legit

I look back and I got the neck my tent to do with one of these and I'm like the fucking delivery drivers who was part of that. What the fuck is he doing in here? And I asked him like, hey, does the N-word bother you? Still not knowing it's him. Would you say like, nah, I love that shit? I'm like on the bus.

Dude, I was like, oh my God. I didn't know. I thought you might be doing a podcast when I walked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I heard you start to be like saying the N-word, and I was like, there's no way this. No. I was like, what's up, everybody?

Don't fucking do that. Oh, that's so funny, bro. I couldn't believe it when I heard it. I was like, man. No, I'm so uncomfortable right now. I'm so uncomfortable right now, bro. Oh, welcome to Bust with the Boys. Yeah, yeah, presented by Chevy, dude.

Fuck, man, that was funny. You know what would be funny? That whole thing we just went on, like, the whole you coming in, because you're a phenomenal, like, you do skits. Yeah, and those shits are hilarious, bro. Yeah. That right there, I think, would be like, You're a good skit.

Yeah, that would be a solid skit. It would be a solid skit. We should reenact that entire skit right now. But I don't know if you should say it this time. I wouldn't say it this time. You think so? You can get in trouble on podcast.

I'm having a hard time playing ball here. I'm having a hard time playing ball. All stuff. He did not say. We got a real comedian on our hands. He didn't say it. I know. I'm going to go in the locker room.

And it's going to be like a fucking bunch of bats and shit. Guys would be looking at me? So you like to say the N-word, huh? Like something like that. Oh, fuck, man. Bro, that would have been a funny-ass skit. But it's like you were almost on Saturday Night Live. You were almost good enough.

I was almost on, dude. Over four days. You were there, right? And then you, I mean, you got canceled? Yeah, I got canceled. Is that a real thing? Not being canceled back on. It's really real.

What do you mean? You got fired, but what was it over? No, no, no. Before you go to that, talk to us about the process of like going on S&L, like, what is it like to, like, how do you even get a writing job? for that. Was that your name? No, it wasn't, I think when I was younger.

Yeah. But then, yeah, I got older and I was like, I'll never be on it. I'm a comedian. I do stand up. I'm not going to, you know, you've seen the show lately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So. It's a little what? Something. And, no, I like a lot of the people that work there. I try not to trash it. Yeah, so I moved to New York and all of a sudden I get, my agents were like, do you want to audition to be a writer on SNL? And I was like, no.

Like, I don't want to be a writer. Yeah, you want to be on it. I'm not going to go write. If I wrote a joke and somebody else told it, I'd be like, fuck. Everybody likes that guy. I'm the one who's funny. I couldn't do it. I'm a psycho.

But then they were like, all right, here's a writer's pack. So you feel like you're supposed to do a writer's packet. I don't know if you guys know what that. It's just like here write like five sketches, do all this. And then they can keep it, by the way. They can not hire you. They don't have the rights. They can still use them.

Yeah, yeah. I believe that's true. Have you ever heard of it? that happening to somebody? Yeah, there's been a couple. It's a sketchy business out there. It is. No pun. But then my agents... Boy still got it. Yeah. I didn't do the writing packet. I was like, I'm not going to be a writer. And then they were like, do you want to audition just straight on the main stage audition?

And I was like, yeah, for sure. That's awesome. And then I did the audition and they were like, you got it. Time out real quick. Hey, guys, what the fuck are we doing? What the fuck are we doing? He said it's sketch. It's sketched fun. Oh, man. Oh, you didn't get that you made that joke? No, I just said, I'm thinking it's just a sketchy business. I wasn't thinking because he's trying to tell the story and he's just like talking back and forth. I'm like, just give a fucking second.

I swear to God, we're way better than this usually. This is great. I don't feel like you're telling the truth. And that's okay. Yeah, I'm having a blast. I just like telling me he's not having fun enough to her. He believes you finally. You know what?

The fuckers. So they ask you to go. They ask you to go on stage. This is the main stage that S&L, like the real live model. The blog part? Yeah. Holy shit. That's badass.

That was scary. I bet. It was empty. The room's empty. So you go up there by yourself. And how many people are in it? Like eight people at a table watching. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I've been told that when you go up there, it's like a known thing that they're not going to laugh at anything you say.

That's what I was told. And then the first joke, they laughed. And I was like, oh, shit, this is great. Yeah. I'm killing it. Who's right now? You know what I'm saying? And then I got done.

And then like within a couple days, they were like, we're hiring you. And then a couple days later, they were like, we want you to. not be a writer we want you on the cast this year, which started in like two weeks. Oh, no shit. I was like, yo, this is crazy.

It was like the first time I was able to like call my parents. Be like, shit's, do you know what this is? Like normally it's like, oh, I'm going on the road. They're like,

who cares? Right. Finally, I was like S&L. American parents would. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

you're a loser. And, yeah, then this, it is funny because I got in trouble for using a racial slur against Asians. My bad.

Something in an armor. I'll do that. He said what was it? That thing that was an armor, right? The weak point of an armor. The weak point of the armor. Yeah. And I was, I said it as a joke.

I would never, like, genuinely be on a podcast saying that. Yeah. Saying what. That word. Yeah. Remember what you said earlier? Yeah. I can't believe you said that.

That was my defense. Oh, man. It's so uncomfortable. I, you know, that he knows, too. Smiling of my eyes are all sad, you know, that type of thing. Oh, I'm tough. Anyway, the stories, yeah, that's it. So you...

That came out. You said that word. Yes. How'd they find out that you said the word if you didn't go on the podcast? It was on a podcast. You know the word? You're actually documented if... Yes, I know the word.

There's literally... There's something in an armor. Like, if I say, hey, if it's a chink of an armor. Yeah. The chink in the armor. Got you. It's a win. But I'm telling it a different tense.

You don't give a fuck. Yeah. That's what it was. You're fine. You didn't do anything wrong. I don't know if I am. I want to go on SNL. You know what I'm saying?

You explain it fine. You used in a sentence, a different, like, you're talking about... Yeah, different content. A chink in the armor. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. All right, cool.

I feel safer now. It's like two of us doing it. You know what I'm saying? I'm already dead. He's done. Dude. Now you guys have it. But yeah, it was funny because my agent called me.

I was on my way to go do stand-up that night. And I was like, this is going to be the sickest night. All my friends are out. Everybody knows I'm getting on SNL. I get on the train to go to the city. And I get it. call that was like, did you say that way? I was like, no, I would never say that.

Then I get to the next stop where you lose service on the subway. Yeah. Next stop, she's like, here's a video of you saying it. It's just my face like, just a close up on my face saying it. When you lost service between conversation one and two, anxiety attack. It just had getting worse. Like articles, tweets, all that within.

Was it toward the culture? Was it used in a different context? No, it was, I used it racially. But it was a bad joke. It was, look, I'm not saying I shouldn't have been fired. I've never denied that. But, yeah, it was just, it was that. And then there was like a million tweets.

Then by the end of the night, it was like. You did or a million tweets about what you said? Yeah. Then it all blew up. And then. Your name was going viral. Yeah, I was number one on Twitter for like three days. The woke mob was coming.

I was destroyed, dude. Hitchforks, dude. Yeah, it was bad. I had the issue with fucking apology statement. Oh, wow. And you are by our lawyers or are you? NBC tried to write it and I was like, I'm not saying that. What did NBC say?

Some shit like this is, you can see him now. They use him for like Fallon and whoever gets in trouble. Like when he was doing Blackface, it was basically the apology I was supposed to give. When did Fallon do Blackface? Oh, they've all done it. Back in the day. I mean, they're for... Kimmel did it.

Oh, really? Yeah. On SNL? No, they did. I think Fallon did it on SNL as Chris Rock, which was... I think it was funny. Hey, shouldn't have done it or not. It's like the number one thing you don't do, right?

Yeah, for sure. That is. He did it. Oh, man. You know, it's funny, too, is somebody wrote that skit and it might not even have been Jimmy that wrote that. No, definitely not. You know what I'm saying?

He just does a good Chris Rock impression. So they're like, we'll do that. And he probably got there and they were like, put this on. Yeah. And he's like, all right. It's super uncomfortable. Yeah, there's... What year was that that happened?

Camel hit in the fucking... Oh, my. God, bro. Dude, who's the guy from a... Blas, you're good for asking that. Like, I'm not jumping in those waters at all. Did he say, why's that bad? Yeah, Blas, our Hispanic employee said that.

He asked why that was bad. I get it because of Jim, Jim Crow laws, right? Or what was it? Back in the day when they used to do, listen. The menstrual shows, yeah. Real, that's what it was, right? And the white people would go on, they would do blackface, and they would act like they were less than,

or not as smart or stupid. And then once, you know, like, slavery kind of stopped, I'm trying not to, like, you know, I'm white navigating this. I'm in some fucking crashing waters right now. You're trying to do it. Anyway, you can't do that shit anymore.

So I don't know why they did that. Anyway, football. So where'd you play football? Wait, so you had to issue an apology. Oh, yeah, we could go back to that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, the apology was kind of, I don't know. It was like half-assed a little.

I was like, I'm sorry to anybody. who actually got offended because I don't think anybody I mean it's a lame thing I actually would rather not revisit it oh yeah for sure if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to say I thought he was bringing up my apology I was like let's not read this

yeah we don't got to read it what is this right here we don't got to know this this is a bot this is there's these articles he does not see anything wrong with his racist comments so we get rid of that Jackie you can probably move away from that. Just keeping us in the deep waters.

Yeah, he's just keeping us in deep waters. Look, there's not a lot on there. So once you issued an apology, what happened from there? The S&O was like trying to keep me. At least Lauren Michaels seem to be. Who's like the man? Yeah.

He was like, you're going to be all right. You're going to be all right. And I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm not. It doesn't look good. Yeah. Good. And then he was like, let's hope if we can get through the weekend, the news will stop.

Hopefully by Monday we're good. And then by Monday, that's when I got fired. They tried to get through it. They were like, eh, it's not going to work. Really? Yeah. I was like, I had a feeling. So how did that feel when you finally got that call?

Did you already knew? Like it was not going to happen? The second that I got in trouble. I was like, oh. Were you pissed? Uh, no, it was just weird. It was surreal. I was like totally out of it.

More angry than? I wasn't even angry. I was just like, this is fucking insane. Like every second of it, I was like, this is crazy. Is it one of those things where you're like, you understand it at the same time. It's like, why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I understood you get fired for saying shit like that. But, you know, why? So, like, I understood the rules, but why do we have those rules? Yeah, so that was the hard part. And then what was your pivot after that?

I just kept doing stand-up. So it's just been stand-up, writing skits, right? Yeah, stand-up, making my own sketches, made my own special. Those shit, dude, those things are funny. I'll get lost on your Instagram. Thank you very much. When I first heard about you, who was it from? Was it KFC?

Probably KFC. And he was KFC and I get on your Instagram right away and I'm just like watching all of your skis. Those things are hilarious. Thank you. You guys are listening. Go follow Shane Gillis on Instagram. It is worth your time. Gileon Keyes on YouTube.

Gillian Keith. I was looking at stuff and I'm like, yo, Taylor, I'm singing myself, Taylor would love this dude because Taylor's always one. He's one of us to do. I love like doing like fun, like bed acting and stuff like that. Yeah, I think that would be so fun, dude. Like funny ones? Yeah, I'm all about that. Yeah.

Yeah. So what's your process like when you do that? When you go to write like. My friend McKever, he's like, the one who can write. I can't write. Like, he can sit down and write a script. Yeah. Yeah. He can write, like, full scripts, all that. I can give him an idea. I'll be like, this would be a funny idea.

He can sit there and fucking write them out. And then we just go make them. It's easy. That's awesome. How do you do that, though? Like, is everybody in the room, like, are they, like, actors, too? I mean, most of the people in our sketches are just comedians from Philly. But we do had, we had, like, a real production crew. Like, that was expensive. That was, like, $150,000 to make all. Really? Yeah. It was crazy.

There's ones where you're like in armor and sitting at the dinner table and all that shit. Yeah. I got to watch this shit. This sounds hilarious, bro. But I sit there and think, like, if you're coming up with those things, like, you just corral, like, you know, if it feels all the boys, you just come and you tell us the idea and how we're going to act it out. Yeah, that's it. I mean, you would get it as script emailed to you, but I don't know. What if somebody's like, oh, I wouldn't read them?

What if somebody's like, oh, I wouldn't read them? I'm like, all right, this is funny. No doubt. What if somebody was like, oh, I think this would be funny if I did this. Yeah, we'd do it on the spot. Yeah. You film a bunch. bunch of different whatever you would say there

and then you just go edit it. John's a beast at editing. He sits down and he's like this is how it's the funniest. Yeah, you can say like 10 different lines. Like, all right, we'll keep that one. Different stuff. It's like real filming. Yeah, no, that's, I think that would be so fun.

It is. It is really fun. I think there'll be a lot of laughs too. The outtakes shit like that. The outtakes are the best part because we're all friends. So it's just like, yo, say this, say that. Like, you're behind the camera.

Like, say this. And then they'll say it. It's like, that's so funny. Or like, that didn't work, which is even funier. Yeah, when you just kind of bomb and it's quiet for a second And everyone's kind of laugh out of like It being low-key uncomfortable Yeah

When you, for how long after this whole S&L thing Did you say I'm gonna start doing that? You went back to comedy I think that took like a year maybe Yeah It's been like three years almost Now is there ever a world you think happens Where like this whole

You sang what you said And then people getting over it And then you're going back to S&L I don't think I'll go back to S&L If Estenol came to you and was like Hey, we would love to have you back We know that this happened. They're going pretty good right now.

Oh. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, I know the SNL salary. Oh, really? Do they not make bank like that? Well, see how they make bank is like movies and TV shows after SNL, but just SNL, but what is it after taxes?

I don't know. You get like, I think your first year, you probably get like $120,000. I didn't think you did tell. I mean, yeah, but also that's in New York. They fired. Yeah. It inspired me Yeah

It goes up after each year Yeah So the guys that have been there forever They're making a lot But you're first year You also don't want to be there forever Because you want to go to the next thing, right? Yeah probably

I guess if you're thinking from a career standpoint How you want it to go For sure There's some people that jump You're Pete Davidson You're too early Yeah Pete Davidson's only been on for a few years Did you think he'll go on to a bigger, better thing?

He's already done movies He did King of Staten Island He does a lot of A lot of stuff he's Dandy Kardashian now He's kind of low-key I think Pete Davidson's hilarious genius type

Who's the guy from Keenan and Kel Keenan Thompson? That's what I'm thinking of I feel like he's been on that fucker for a while He's starting to branch out It looks like Yeah

He's getting like shows and shit I think he has a show called Fires me up Because I grew up on Keenan and Kel Yeah I thought that shit was hilarious Good Burger

All that shit I thought they were fantastic Why does somebody like him Do SNL for so long Is because he's not getting A big break somewhere else I don't know Some guys like it

Some guys love the show. And they're like, this is, yeah. Some people, like, and from Broadway perspective, like Emma Stone, she was doing movies, big time movies, and then went and did like six months on Broadway. Because there's, like, levels to being an actor or an actress. Like, some people think if you go do Broadway or S&L, something that's live or if you fuck up, there's no retakes,

it's like makes you a real actor or actress. You know what I'm like? Yeah, but he's the longer you're on, the more you get paid. plus then he's doing shows and movies and commercials and shit. But yeah, he's... He does some funny-ass commercials. Yeah.

He does like pizza, I think there's a pizza commercial. I does some sort of pizza commercial. That's fair grabbing. No, I know you're talking about. But there's another one. Mixing up black guys now. Damn, man.

No, no, no. I know that Thompson does one. Okay, he does something funny. There's a commercial and there's pizza involved. It's okay. No. No. You're fine, man.

You're fine. No. I'm a professional football player. Massive minority in my locker. I saw you play Notre Dame against Notre Dame. He's a big Notre Dame guy. I know he told me when he first got on here. I went, I was at Ann Arbor under the lights.

2011, 2012? Not the Dernard year. It was... It had to be 12 then. Yeah, it was, what's the name? Mantaio? No, no. He wasn't there.

Mantao. That's the one we came back. There's like 30 points scored. It was the worst fucking game involved. time. It was also one of the best games ever. It was so bad, dude. What do you mean?

Notre Dame was fucking dominating. Of all the teams... And just exploded at the end. Of all the teams that Michigan, when I was in Michigan was terrible. Yeah. But we were like one and three, no, three and one versus Notre Dame. Like, we Loki owned Notre Dame. Kind of a deal.

Yeah, it was fine. I went to like five straight. I went to like five straight Notre Dame Michigan game. Did you really? Yeah, I love Notre Dame. You know what blows? So you went to in one... Michigan.

Really? Eight him. And so you went to one in Ann Arbor as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I don't understand is the same architect who made the big house made Notre Dame's stadium. Like they both did the same architectural plans. They're the same like level of how they go out. But Notre Dame Stadium is way louder than Michigan's.

And it's drastically less people. Yeah, true. I think maybe it's just open more. Michigan seems a little wider, you know? I don't know. They're both like wide bowls. Yeah, true. You know what I'm saying?

They're not like straight up and down like a Washington. Pretty quiet. You think it is? It's like old, well, you, when they're playing Michigan, no. There was a game we played. It was a night game. I think it was when Manciteo was still there. It might have been like my sophomore year.

And that's when DeNarb was like kind of going fucking off. He was running everywhere. And there was like the first time, like the lights flickering were a thing. It was at night. And this woman comes on. And she says, like, here come the Irish. And it was just the most hype. fucking entrance I've ever seen ever.

The fucking leprechauns getting it in the corner. It was cool shit, dude. Like Notre Dame's a storied ass program. Their uniforms are fire. I love how they've been due on the green too. Yeah. Just blue on the thing. I wish they would. I wish they'd do more of that. Yeah. I love their helmets too. I think they're fire.

My grandpa and cousin played there. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my whole family's obsessed. It's in Indiana. Is that where Notre Dame is? Yeah. What a weird place to have a storied program. Bro, and it is in the middle, like, nowhere, too. Oh, for real.

It's obviously a Catholic school, like, if you get caught fornicant, you're expelled. Really? Yeah, it's like, I've heard it's super dry to you. Like, if you get caught drinking, expel. They've lightened up on that. Yeah, I... Because they were losing players every fucking, every offseason. They would lose half the fucking team.

Dude to be fucking gone. Like, yeah. Except for Manta, you know, he's just on the phone beating it to another dude. You know what I'm saying? He got tricked. He got tricked. Dude, I told... I think he believed it.

I've told this before. No, he 100% believed it. Mantai and I were in the All-American game together in high school. And then we were at this, like, function in college, like a week before this shit came out about him and his girlfriend. And I saw him, and I could tell he was, like, uneasy about something. Like, it just seemed... Yeah.

Something was about to go down. And sure enough. That's tough, man. We've all been duped, right? Not like that. We've all been tricked into whacking off the guys. Yeah, no question, but not like that. I got catfish one time I was in house, a senior in high school,

getting recruited some gal on MySpace. And we started texting and we're like... The best social media platform ever made. We're like, we're like sexing and stuff. But every time, like, I would go on a visit or something, like we'd be, like, messaging or something like that. And she'd never meet up with me. You know what I mean?

And then it took years that happened, like the catfish TV show to come out. Like, these stories were like, man-tied. Where I look back and realize, like, yo, I was getting fucking catfished. There's no question in my mind that I was getting catfished. Yeah, she, he, whatever, was also messaging somebody who went to Nebraska with me as well. And I found that out when I was at Nebraska as like a freshman. But I never like said like, oh, I'm talking to that same person.

I'm thinking, yo, they're talking to him like that too? This is just a dude who loved Nebraska. No question. He loved you guys. He loved you so much. He wanted to fuck you. Oh, man. All right, we interrupt this episode.

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Who's like autistic for Michigan. Shout out, Jared. You've got to explain what that means. Dude, he lives in Central PA, goes to every. Michigan game. Okay. He's got season tickets. He lives in Harrisburg. No, that's, yeah, okay, that, you landed that plan. Drives out. Yeah. Knows every

player. Oh, he drives out? Yeah, dude. How long as I drive? Eight hours? Yeah, probably like 10. For every problem, dude. He was at the spring game last week. He loves it, dude. So he we were driving around campus. He loves Michigan, but he knew every player. Like, we were on campus, so he was like, there's that guy, there's that guy, that guy's that, like,

in street clothes, knew the recruits. Oh, he's wild. He's obsessed. We pulled up. You were there. You were at the intersection. You were about to cross the thing. He was like, there's Taylor the one.

And I was like, I rolled down and I went, I go, hey, Taylor. I started taunting you. And you were literally like, we just drove off. He got him. Oh, my God. Oh, that had to be like 11 or 12 we were talking about. How'd you trash talking about? That was it.

I just went. Hey, Taylor. Hey, Taylor. I was probably sending my newest dick pick at that time. I was just walking from a class. I was an adult. I was a grown man. How old are you?

I'm 34. Okay, you're only four years old than me. Yeah, but it was still like I was four years out of college. Yeah? I was on a college campus driving around like harassing recruits. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, dude, getting trip in the streets of Ann Arbor.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who was the quarterback? I forget his name. Bernard Robinson. No. Devin Gardner. Yes, Devin Gardner.

He's wearing like 98 and we lost. Stupid thing we did. You guys stunk. Yeah, that is a dumb. but we beat you know what I'm saying it was dumb as fuck that we did it Tom Harmon was our first Heisman trophy winner he wore 98 that's the reason why they like had all these legendary numbers Yeah Where there was like Desmond Howard or like whoever fucking Charles Woodson

And they gave him out What's that? It's a cool game I mean the atmosphere and there's yeah I'm more to upset about the numbers the way they're making a quarterback word 98 Because at the time you think it you when you're like in it you're in the college like atmosphere like you're like a part of it Yeah You're like oh that's cool as shit like a devon to wear 98.

And then you get like a couple of years removing him, but like that was the dumbest shit. It looked ridiculous. Yeah, it was so stupid. He was big, too. It literally looks like a defensive end. No, I don't know.

Well, he was tall wearing 98. He might be telling big catfish stories. He was tall and long. Taylor. For sure. Hey, Taylor. Notre Dame kind of always let you down, huh? Yeah.

Yep. It's got to be tough being to Notre Dame fan. Well, 2000, I think, 11 years was the national championship. Yeah, that was a rough one. That was, it was. Talk about a letdown. We lost two.

Alabama, like 41 to 14. And then same year. That was the week one. Yeah, the Cowboy Classic got fucking donkeyed. And then we played Notre Dame and lost that game like 12 to 9. There was like no. Is that Teos in your year? Yeah.

Those five straight picks or like three straight. Yeah, yeah. He was crazy. He's been running. Yeah, but that game, that Michigan game, they threw like three straight, four straight possessions. Right. Interceptions.

One of them was like a halfback pass. You guys were getting nuts, dude. Yeah. Just run and play. We were doing whatever the fuck we could. Get the ball back. How you see how bad coaching can be sometimes. Yeah.

You know, you look back and you're like, oh. I mean, after this third straight interception to be like, all right, halfback pass. Yeah. Fuck, that's the worst straight interception. What's like the biggest Notre Dame argument you get into is people? The worst one is join a conference. That's the dumbest fucking thing. Why is it dumb, though?

That makes a whole lot of sense to us. Why? What do you mean? What's the point? Why wouldn't you join a conference? No, no. You should join the SEC. You guys should join the SEC.

Yeah, I think we will. else do it. I don't want that. Notre Dame and the SEC. Join the Big Ten. I would love that. That's what they should join. I think historically, I think there was a problem there.

Like the Big Ten and Notre Dame never. I think Notre Dame wanted to join back in the day and they were like, no. I think there's some racism against Catholics. I don't think that's how it works. Big Ten's disgusting. But, no, it's why, like, here's what bothers me about is when people like,

Notre Dame join a conference, like, oh, are you scared? It's like, I wish Notre Dame played a fucking conference schedule. Now they're scheduling. Suts, but forever, Notre Dame schedule was... Yeah, there was like Oklahoma, U.S.C., Texas. It was nonstop. This year, it's like Clemson...

It's non-st... Every year they get killed by somebody. They better not lose to Clemson. Clemson's trash now, right? Clemson, everybody says they're trashed. They, what, lost three games last year? Clemson was not that good last year. Clemson was a dumpster fire last year.

Still loaded. But they should join the ACC, right? Their basketball team joined the ACC. Yeah, and during COVID, Notre Dame joined the ACC for one season. Yeah. I don't think it's a very smart idea from like wanting to make the college football playoffs to be an independent school. Yeah, now they're going to have to start looking into that. Unless they know the college football is expanding, which I think it's going to. I think it is.

And they can stay outside. I think the NCAA is on its way out. Yeah, it looks like it. Like the people who run it. I don't know who that is. I just like literally think of them as like Voldemort. Like I have no idea. I think Voldemort's on his way out.

I think Voldemort's on his way out. Yeah. I think the SEC is trying to take over. Like they're going to try to get in Michigan and Ohio State, Oklahoma, get these big fucking schools and be like, all right, we're on. conference, fuck everybody else. Yeah. Like we have all the best schools. Yeah, they got Oklahoma.

Nebraska. I wasn't going to say nothing. You probably weren't thinking it. You're too tired. Well, I looked at JP and I go. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. And then you go Nebraska.

Because your boys got your back right now. I'd like to see Nebraska come back a little. I think we all would. Yeah. It'd be fun. Yeah. You know, there's a huge, there's a huge thing happening this year.

I don't know if we've heard about it. There's a... Buckle up. In the fall, November 12th will be the first... Hang on. Hang on. Buckle up. All right. In the fall, November 12th, there's going to be a game played by two historically, traditionally amazing teams, both who claimed to have won the 1997 National Championship.

One game being the University of Michigan, one team being the University of Michigan. The other team, the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Oh, man. Battle of the bust. Battle of the bust. What's going to happen? We made a trophy, and they're going to sign off on it. We're creating a trophy game for these people.

And they said yes. They're dumb enough to say yes. Wait, who said you? Ross and Harbaal. Both on camera. The head pole just have said. Pull it up, dude. Pull that shit up.

Show them the contract. I can't believe you've heard. This is the biggest news in NCAA history. Oh, you're going to be scrolling for a minute. You're going to be strong for a minute, dude. What are you doing? There's got to be a better way to do this. We'll just type in a bus and bowl.

Where's the game? Where's the game? I think it's in Michigan this year. Yeah, it's going to go right where. Here we go. There's going to bus and bowl. Oh, yeah, dude. Would we have the headsets?

I kind of like how it's like this now, though. This is on ESPN. We're on ESPN. Oh, really? Yeah, the Keys. Oh, yeah. On ESPN. Holy shit, I can't believe it's on ESPN.com.

Anyway. But yeah. So, Scott Frost, we would say, we're going to cut this up. It looks so good. Yeah. So we go to Nebraska first, and I asked Scott Frost. I was like, in the fall, would you guys play for the bus and

And he says, if you get Harbaugh and the AD to sign off on it, we're in. And so we go to Michigan the very next weekend. And is that the contract? Damn. Swipe it. He says. Swipe right. So fucking confident. I've seen this. You seen it? I just forgot about it. Of course you said it.

Of course you've fucking seen it. So Harbaal, we showed to Harball and we're like, hey, we show him the video. This is what Scott Frost said. And then Jack, thinking smarter than he ever has in his entire life, literally to the limitless bill, writes up a quick contract that says I, Jim Harbaal,

will play for the Bustin Bowl. And he takes the paper, signs it right there. Damn. So now, do you have a picture of the mock-up? Or we're past it. We're past that other part now. Well, I showed him the photo on... Yes.

Of the mock-up? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Underscore Will Compton. Did you guys have a trophy for it? You can hear the story again right here. I just told you this. I'm wearing the same hat. Nice dick on Rosser.

Hey. Fucking unit. Hey, different hat. Signed it. The nicest signature you've ever seen in your life. Look at that thing. It's unbelievable.

How's he? How's he? How's Harbaugh? A unique and legendary coach that everybody wants to play for. Yeah, unique is the best word for it. You're sitting there talking to me. There's the shirt. Yeah.

Follow that off the top of my head. He goes crazy. You know, that's how you got to be. It starts beating his chest. He's always got this, like, crazy looking at his eye. Yeah, yeah, he said it. He needs. Yeah, he said it.

He needed that Ohio State went pretty bad, didn't they? He needed it pretty bad, but guess what? We pretty got it. Oh, that was crazy. What a game. We didn't only be to a high state. We literally fucking get the shit of them, do you know what I'm saying? That one hurt.

That was the big one. That was a big win. You ran down that throat. I know the best part of us, we were flying to New England to play the Patriots, and I'm up. in first class with Vrable standing over him, standing over him,

watching him watch the game and making sly comments him the whole time. And Vrable played at Ohio State. Yeah. And Vrable, when he gets put into a corner, his first thing is to kind of be like,

agree with you in like a condescending way. Like, yeah, of course. You guys are beating her ass. Like, whatever. Yeah. I was eating that shit up, dude, like you've never fucking seen. That's the worst way to,

when you're talking shit to someone if they're like, yeah, we suck this year. It's like, dude, shut up. Let me have this. Yeah, exactly. You got the last 11 fucking years. No. boys too or this face too where he's always like doing this too you're like yeah fucking of course

you guys won like focus on the game sunday yeah do better in your punsets don't let this guy go by you hey block that end yeah last week and you're like all right block your guy yeah i thought we were having fun man yeah oh yeah yeah he didn't you fast the job on kickoff like okay now we're just taking personal shots like i know we're just fucking trying to have fun dude dude dude that'd be so sick if rabel had the had the stones to sign you this year oh yeah if he if he had the cajones if he knew it was good for him i've said it every year really not every year but the last couple you sign me, we're getting a Super Bowl. What do you think the chances are of the Titans winning, not just making,

but winning the Super Bowl if Will Compton sign? 100%. Oh, you think it's a no-brainer? Yeah, I think we're going all the way. And that's just, what if we don't sign you? I think we'll see what happens. Oh, really? I think so. Can you put a percent on it, though? On what? If you guys win the Super Bowl or not?

The probability numbers, right? If you're betting on it. All right, if we're being actually real about it, if the Titans sign me, the chances of the Titans winning a Super Bowl go up, I think north of 80%. Okay. If they do not sign me, and this could be at any time of the year. Like, Vrabel, he's made a couple comments.

I'll call you in November. I'll call you in December. Like, playoff Willie, that whole thing, right? Right. Just depending on how fresh you want the boy. Yeah. If I'm not on the team... At all.

I think you guys are fighting to stay above 500. Wow, you guys all agree with that? That's because they got my fucking back. Jack and Gary, definitely done. They all got my back, dude. Yeah. That's fine. We see how it unfolds.

Like I'm already like, I know he's not going to sign me. Like, yeah, we'll see what you guys fucking do this year. Yeah, we'll see how you guys do this in your court. We'll see how it unfolds. There's a lot going on. Do you follow a lot of NFL? I do. Have you seen this stuff that came out today about Debo Samuel?

Not, I don't know why. Why it's happening? I don't know why either. I mean, when you first jumped on the bus, he was, he just wants out of the 49ers. Don't know why. Because before we were talking about how the 49ers, Loki got like swag. Him, Trent Williams, the boom box coming out of the locker room and stuff like that.

I placed a bet on that game when I watched them walk out with the bootbox. Which one? They did that. They did it. No, in the playoffs. Yeah. Turnwaves when they're leading coming out. Yeah. Like, uh, they got the right music going. Who was in the playoffs? Who was in the playoffs? Was it at Dallas or? Oh, the game that they won that. Yeah, Dallas.

At Dallas when they came out with it, I was like, oh, shit, they're going to win. Oh, really? How much money did you put on it? Not a lot, like 500 bucks. What's the biggest bet you've made? Probably around there. A thousand 500. I don't, I can't, I don't want to gamble. I thought things were going pretty good.

They are. I don't want to gamble too much. Yeah. Fuck you guys. What do you mean? Whoa. I hope you don't get signed. Whoa.

Oh my God. And you're right. And you're racist. It's the next one. He goes, and you said it, dude. No, I was here. What is this about, dude?

We're doing this right now. I saw the run. I saw it. Yeah, bro. Oakland, yeah. You know what I mean. Las Vegas. Vegas, baby, stand up.

Yeah. We're looking good this year. Who's we? Me in the rain. The Raiders. We got to pick a team. You got to pick a team. We'll do a, you know, before the season starts,

we'll do like a, you know, an official signing. I'll get some hats laid out. Really? Yeah. I'll fucking. I tell you who is. I know it's not going to be it. It's the commanders.

We'll see. Tom will tell. You don't fuck. I spent five years. I spent half a decade. I spent half a decade with the Washington. And you couldn't wait to get out of there. Your words.

No, no, no. That's fault. You don't have those text receipts. I have a text receipt from over an hour ago. A little over an hour ago. That says commander suck. Yeah, you're the name. Why do you hate the commander?

You're talking about my tweet. He'd rather be the Redskins. Whoa. That's not good, dude. I'd rather be the football team. Yeah, the football team for sure. Yeah, the football team kind of went hard after a little bit. Yeah, I would not want to be the Redskins.

So sick. Sick fucking logos. So, sex. The logos did go fucking hard, though, dude. I spent most of my time there, bro. Hey, and hey, there's a dark horse now. The Saints. There's a dark horse now.

You weren't on a week one roster with them. I wasn't, but I was there for 10 days. You saw what they did. They went to the playoffs. Yeah, that's crazy, huh? Last year, was it last year when I was like, would you give up? Taylor was making like $16 million.

I was like, would you give up a million dollars to let me be on the team? First off, don't be telling people how much I make. It's on the internet. He can Google it if you want. But you don't need to be putting it. Not my fucking bank statements. Taylor made a lot of money

and I was like, hey, would you sacrifice a million dollars? He made a lot of money. You're going to be on the team. He's like, no. No. I'm like, bro, why fucking not? Like, you signed a monster deal.

It's mine. That's what, yeah. But would you? Oh, I would, in a second. Yeah, hypothetically, I'm in, I'm in a world where things are going pretty good. Ask me the same question. What do you mean?

Ask me the same question. Things are going pretty good for me right now. I'm ashamed. Yeah, absolutely will. I give you all of it. I'm not as a matter. I'm not asking a question. I'm not asking you the question you've already answered.

I would have done it in a heartbeat, dude. I'd love to see how to you. It would have helped the team, too, and I care about team more than my money. That's how I am, though. I'm not... Just a racist liberal, dude. Fucking a racist, socialist. Everyone just have it.

This is crazy, dude. I feel like I'm getting ran up on, and it's your fault. What? What? Joining you. You're fucking your fault, dude. Damn. It's tough.

what it is? I know you haven't slept very well. I'm not, it's not you. It's the Rulian. It's crazy. You better keep my daughter's name out of your fucking mouth. If you would have slapped me right there, how amazing would that have been. You guys got to fight, I would scream. If we fought? If you started fighting anybody in this fucking bus, it'd be terrified.

There'd be so much fucking revenue going around. There'd be so much movement, dude. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be wild. And it'd be so hard for us to, you know? Yeah. Who? Us fighting? we fought three times

we fought three times boss saw one of them you've been in three fights me and taylor yeah yeah yeah why you know when are you three and oh

slept on the boy oh you're talking about wrestling we're talking about wrestling oh I thought you just said fighting yeah I'm just playing it up I'm like yeah I gave him spankins one day for his birthday

that was when we first got on the bus I put you over that couch yeah I was all about it real bad with 30 full spankans. Then we wrestled one time. Yeah, I slept on you. You tossed my ass. There's no question about it. What?

Fucking tossed me. You used to wrestle? Bro, he's from Bontair, Missouri. That's all they do. Yeah. Right? That is keeping going in and those weaves or whatever they do in wrestling.

But what happened after that, right after you tossed me? You got really mad. He's got real serious. I tossed him and I'm kind of laughing because I got his ass. And his wife in the background goes, oh, shit. Oh, no. He starts, like, on the ground. He starts trying to, like,

Choke me and shit. Like, hey, fucking take it easy, man. But yeah, he wasn't. That's one way to fucking say the way I went. I'm not going to argue with things. We're doing a show to do. But the second time was in Miami with boss. Boss, you saw what happened.

I got a video. Yeah, we got a video, buddy. I don't know if you want to go to this thing. He saw what happened. Wait, what's the video. Tell him what happened. He's wrestling me while we're on the bed. He said, while we're on the bed.

Yeah, we were on the bed. It was actually late night, too. You're coming with the boys. We just got done eating some of my screen. And it was right after a rough and rowdy show. And we just signed a bar. We just got to feel ourselves. But I'm like laying on the bed and Taylor like he wants to.

Just a couple dudes that boners getting after it. It's just us. What's all about? He just like wants to like fuck with me. Like I enjoy a nice wrestle. I know I'm like getting tired. He like gets on top of me. He's like, hey, come on now.

Whoa. That sounds gay. Whoa, dude. Hey, kids are gay. Don't take gay. We sit there and we start wrestling. And next thing you know, I'm on top of him. Whoa, dude.

You know what I'm saying? Watch the thing. you guys are yeah rolling Yeah we're in there rolling around in the sheets That sounds so funny Dude night crawlers I know I'm on top of him Yeah it's my mouth

Slipping on all the come He tried to wrestle again It still didn't go that way He wrestled me in the pool And he did toss mice in the pool But I've never wrestle I've never wrestled before I don't know how to wrestle

Yeah How do you get somebody Dunk him in the pool Through my back out doing it Yeah he picked my ass up He got under me Point that fucker over here too so I can see it.

Point that thing over here also. Oh man. Well, why you thrusting? Hit that sound button so we can hear a little. I got you. You're pinned. It's over. I'm just playing. I'm just playing now. I've got you. You're done. And I'm just fucking around.

Oh. He tries to give me a rear naked choke. Dude. Look at that. Amateur. I'm wearing boots too. I'm not, I was not ready for this. Hey. I don't even know what happens here. I was looking gone right now. Yeah, it looks like you.

I was gone right there. Yeah, I don't know what I was on. Oh, you said it. You said it start on top of me. You couldn't finish it. Hey, what is this? Hey, are we like that world? Why are we doing that?

You guys never watched this? You guys are a little. I was there. I might even see me in the video. No, but I mean, bro. Oh, this isn't great. He said, look, that got to be sure. That's my favorite.

That was one of my favorite shirts. This is literally like Cinemax, Skinimax, dude. People would like that. I'm watching softcore porn with you. What did I just say? That's the most pauseworthy thing ever, I don't know. I don't know. That was like weird and stuff at the same time.

So low key, I won that. Like, what's, there's no argument. I dominated you right there. Listen, we'll cut it up. I'll cut it up. That's fine. We'll cut it up the way you want it. I'll put the whole thing out there.

Who won that? I'll put that on me You won that Hold on You started You were you started in the Dominant position I don't know how long you maintained it

He did You know he got out for a second I don't know It wasn't Who do you guys think won? Who won? Put the stones on the table I don't know

I think he won that Oh you think Taylor won that Dude Hey I Yeah Hold on what did you Wait what part What part of you made you think you won that?

Like, I'm trying to think of my head. Like, if the only way he would say you is if he's, like, trying to joke on me right now. I'm over there on the bed. You come over and you start as like the instigator. You get on top of me and you end up on the bottom. No. You try and hold me. He's not watching the same video.

You try and rear naked choke, mate. You can't get out. And then I get up. Yeah, because I got on top of you. Not in the beginning, Will. Will, we're not going to watch the video again, but it's not what happened, buddy. Bloss, who do you take one? In the beginning of the video, I'm on top of Will.

I put Will. I put Will in the choke. Then I get up on my own terms. I give him my own and then Will is laying there. I let me go, hey, you're laying there waiting for me. And we laugh a little bit. I go over there.

I'm on top, Will's on top. And then at the end, I go to get up and you get mad because I grab your shirt. Yeah. He had you started to like break my chain and rip my shirt. Because I get on top of you because I'm about to beat your ass,

little kiddie. Hey, that's why you know you can have that one. It's so uncomfortable. You can have that one. Literally the first one I went too. No, you didn't, bro. You just tossed me once. The third one you won. You got your wife on the phone.

I bet you don't want to hear it. You know, Tailing doesn't ever take my side. That's fucking sellout, dude. Tailing will never take my side in an argument like this. Taylorin's just a realist. Is something going on between you two? No. She's beautiful.

You need to start drinking me. Oh, man. Fuck that, dude. So we did it. Yeah. Well, I'm not saying. You like being, how long have you been in Nashville for? How long have you been in Nashville for?

How long have you been here this week? I got here Sunday. You've been enjoying it? Yeah, Nashville's awesome. It's a good time, right? Maybe it's time to move away from New York and kind of put roots here.

Theo Vaughn did it. Why not you? Then we can do skits all the time. We can do fun skits. Dude, I would love, selfishly, I'd love for you to move to Nashville.

And then we kind of like... Skits would be fun. Hey, I legit go 50-50 with you on the skits. All right. That'd be fun. You got like kind of like a fun little approachable smile when he did that too. Yeah.

I wouldn't mind being in there. I wouldn't help. Yeah, I'm going to mind getting tossed around. around by you. Let's go, dude. You guys get me in the hotel room. Getting a little three-way? Yeah. Yeah. But you'll be in the dominant position, though. We'll be in the dominant position.

Whoa, these guys are so strong. You start saying racial slurs, we gotta go. Yeah. What's that? What's that? Though, you're going to fucking Australia, England, Scotland. I'm just flexing. Those aren't sold out, though. I think they are. No, they're not sold out yet.

He's a part of the crew now, boys. I'm just chirping. I actually have no idea if they are or not. Yeah. Dublin? Glasgow? Play the guy in the Los Cowell. Look at a lot. little sass out there. Come to Brazil. Yeah, that's cocksucker. Yeah, he's hilarious. Why do he say that? Because every comment's like,

come to Grand Rapids. It's not how this works. How's it work? Agents. It's not just people comment. You don't just comment on. How do you know to go to like England and Australia? If I come into this, it doesn't just show up again as Nashville.

I'm like, come to Nashville. I'm like, yeah, all right, fine. Yeah. Yeah, they just, they were like, you want to do England tour? I was like, yeah. They have promoters over there that have this set up. Got you. All these shows are lined up. So other comedians are like Tim Dillan was just doing this.

I think Tim's going to Australia. I'm going to go to that. It's like a run. Everybody, you can do it. Who are comedians you look at that kind of like you look up to the most? Louis. Like as if who... Is D.K.? Yeah. I think he's the best. Fucking hilarious. These are both been canceled. That's awesome.

Is that the start of it for you? That's how we met each other. Yeah, for real? Sure. Yeah. Dude, I fucking love. His stand-up is hilarious. He called and was like, this is tough.

How are you doing? Like that, you know. Really? Yeah, it was cool. And I was obsessed with him. My whole, like, he was, I, that was the guy. That's who I wanted to do. The pinnacle?

Yeah. I think he's the best comedian. Of all time? In my opinion, yeah. He's my favorite. Who's in your top five? He has, look, he sounded a lot of like, too. Yeah, that's, I copied him.

Did you really? Definitely. Just like Dan Cook. Yeah. Lewis has got the bit about sitting on airplanes, right? Yeah. So funny. Yeah.

He's also got a bit about, like, the books about Narnia. There's seven books about the rise and fall of an empire, but there's 87 books on Clifford the Big Red Dog. He's fucking, he's hilarious. Who's your top five? I don't know. I don't watch it enough. I'd say, actually, Louis, I think, is a bet,

but in no particular order, it'd be Louis, Chappelle, Norm, I love Norm And then it's Bernie Mac or Patrice there Those are all really good I like the Norm one Stupid who's Norm? Who's Norm MacDonald He just passed away

He was on SNL for a while Good friends with Farley and That crew Is he the one who has that like longest joke? Yeah Okay yeah yeah yeah He's got a lot of those His stand-up, it's on Netflix

His last stand-up is fucking good I feel so dumb for saying him No he's he's a guy you should really look into Because he's super funny I like him and this is he might be a real controversial one but I put Dan Cook in my top five I think he's fucking hilarious

Yeah And I know like the comedian community Didn't like him a lot But like when I was 11, 12, 13 When he was huge I lived off his stuff I was one of the first comedians I was like

This is the best guy ever Dude he was one of those guys He like fucking shot it into the stratosphere Of like being comedian Yeah why why is he disliked in the In the world A lot of people think he stole jokes But like how is that

I mean, I guess people would know if he stole jokes or not. But do we know? Is that, like, a factual thing that he stole jokes? I don't know. There's one joke that Lewis C.K. actually did. He was talking, he did a bit about, he did about a bit about, like, how he wants to be a father. And someday, like, you know, why does everybody get to name their kids, like regular names like Tom or Shane or Bob?

Like, I want to name my kid something ridiculous, like, you know, something like that. That was like his bit. And, like, almost verbatim, like a year or later, Dank Cook did that same exact bit. but it was like with a different syllable. Got you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. It was funny.

The Kool-Aid man stuff, the fucking getting weird with the remote sexually with a joke. I thought, I thought Dan was hilarious. He was funny and his like his energy, the way he fucking owned every piece of the stage was really good too.

His first Comedy Central half hour was God, it was so fucking funny, dude. And that stuff too, I miss how comedy Central used to do a bunch of stuff because they used to like crank calls too where there make skits of people. Yeah, crankingers.

That's what it was. Crank anchors, dude That shit was the fucking best Was fucking Roy D. Mercer Who's that? You don't remember Roy D. Mercer? No. Do you know Roy D. Mercer?

Damn it, man. Does anybody know Roy D. By God, Mercer? And Willow... He just made somebody up. Open up a can of whoop ass. He calls people, businesses. Talks to him, talks about how he has an issue.

The man is fucking hilarious. You ever get a moment? You know, I know people listening right now will probably back me back. Damn, I don't know how these boys don't know Roy D. Mercer. is. Where are you from?

He used to have like, what's up? Where are you from originally? Missouri. Yeah, he's probably big in Missouri. Like, you hear that new Roy D. Mercy? I'm serious, man. How big a boy are you? I'll come down there and whoop your ass.

And get people really hyped up. And then, you know, tell him that he's prank calling him and shit. When you're usually like his boy. Because it'd be on a CD. It was like, that's what comedians had like CDs and shit like that. That's just funny. But shut out Roy D. Mercer, man. When you're doing your top five, do you go, Louis D.

CK and Chappelle's second. No, it was no particular order. It was changes. It changes. They're pretty different as far as comedic style, but like Bill Burr. Yeah. I mean, you put him in your top eye. I think he is fucking hilarious.

He's unreal. He's all time. He's like a Mount Rushmore guy. I think so. This generation for sure, right? Definitely. This generation for sure. Him, the CK.

I never got to, I didn't watch enough like prior, Carlin, Cosby or any of that shit. I didn't watch it. Towsby was to I mean besides the whole like things that run with grape thing There was also He was he had super clean humor right

He never cursed or did nothing like that Which is wild Yeah But have you heard Did you hear Pete Davidson's bit on Louis CK? Yes The way like he tried to get a fire from S&L Yeah I don't know how true it is

Oh really Yeah I don't know Well you know you know You know Louis Both of them I know Louis yeah You know both You don't know how it is

I don't know I don't know but Is Louis a big of against weed guy? No, I doubt he would do that. That's why I'm... Really? I'd be surprised if Louis

tried to get a guy fired on SNO. Hey, this gets the... That bit's hilarious, though. I haven't even seen the bit. I wish I knew. Fashioned guy, yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, I loved it.

No. No, I get what you're saying. I understand why you can't really jump into that. But, um, I think that... Well, when you're writing, I don't... I've never written a... I've never written bits. I've never even tried.

But, like, if there's a story you're going off of in your head, I'm sure something along those lines on, like, maybe he was so stone, something's ridiculous and losing. Like, hey, what are you doing, bud? Yeah. And that was kind of it. And maybe he took it and made it way bigger. Like, do you do that in your comedy?

For sure. Were you just, like, amplify big fish story the shit out of it? Absolutely. You kind of got to, right? Yes. Definitely. I mean, that's easily what could have happened. For sure.

He's over here trying to get you. Yeah, I know this is going to be the clip. Do you think Pete did? This would be one clip. I'm like, yeah, fuck Pete Day. No, it's like, no, he was nice. He's been nice every time I've run and don't. No, no, no, no.

Just so we have the fun, you know what I mean? Just so who would win in a fight now between you two, though? Me and Will? Hey, yeah. In a fist fight, yeah, I'd probably win. I outweigh Will by 70 pounds. Yeah. It'd be embarrassing if I didn't.

Yeah. We're not even the same weight class. I'd fucking end him. I'm just going. So Pete's a good dude when you're around him. Yeah. You like him? For sure.

So you think he lied about Louis C.K. All right. I deserve it. I deserve it. I remember what you said right when I walked in. It was like... Say it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I would never. I was raised right. Oh, dude, this is so tough for me to swallow. No, it was good. You want to do some tear talk? Yeah, what's that? I'm glad you asked, Will. So, too.

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for your career? Do you want to go into movies? You want to do something like that? Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. Just keep doing stand-up, though. That's the one thing. Yeah.

You love stand up. Yeah. Yeah. How often are you doing standup? Like, is it all the time? Every day. Really? Yeah.

You don't get tired of it at all? Sometimes. Yeah. Especially doing the road like I am, like every weekend. You're tired right now? I'm a little tired today. I had a couple of drinks last night. Did you?

Yeah. Are you only going on stage tonight? I do have a show tonight. Yeah. You guys should come if you're not doing anything. It'll be a good show. That's crazy you're invited now, but yeah, we'll think about it. A little half-ass late invite.

I know. It's kind of tough, right? I didn't invite you. You guys should come. Oh, wait, you guys have been texting? Yeah. That's wild because I have a phone number two. I never got it.

KFC put us in a group chat when I first met him. Yeah. We lined up the pod and that was it. That's crazy. It's that. Bill Murray. You told me he was going to be like this. You told me in the group text, dude.

It was going to be like this. That's so fucking tough. Steve Correll's a good one. Nah. He sucks. I disagree, man. I'm mad about everything now. Fuck that, dude.

He's a piece of shit, dude. Off is so. Probably Chaplin. Put him in there, dude. I fucking dare you. Yeah. Put Chaplin in there, Will? No, I don't really know who Chaplin is. He's a comedian from like the 30s and 40s. Did like a black and white comedy.

Yeah, it's still pretty funny though. It is pretty funny. It's like, yeah, it's funny that they thought. But it's like, I just feel like people weren't as seen as many funny things in their life. Yeah, a lot of it was silent. If not all of it, I'm sure towards the end. And like skating around in circles and like falling off a building. Chevy Chase is a good one. Chevy Chase is in my top five.

for sure. Let's make them, let's make that a little, thank you. Well, maybe a little bigger than that would be great. Right,

can we do? Big as it goes. Really? Well, you are the guest, if you'd like to go first. Okay. Well, there we go.

Oh, man. How many tiers are we? Well, that is tough. We're going to do three tiers, two in each tier. There's no,

whoa. Do you like that? Two in each tier. So you have a tier, two tier ones, two tier tiers, tier twos, and two tiers.

And two tiers. And two tiers. And two tiers. Tier 3s. It's a bit of a tongue twister. I'm going tier 1. Sandler and Will Ferrell. Really?

Yeah. Where's, uh, was Chevy chasing this thing? There's no Farley on here, by the way. Yeah, that's... Yeah, you don't have to go on the list. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, this is like, uh,

an, was it, idea board. Yeah, yeah, brainstorming board. Okay. All right, I like that. Damn. It's tough not to put Farley's tier one. Are you about to change your tier one? I don't want to drop Sandler, though, or Farrell.

Oh, Sandler and Farley, Tier 1. Oof, over Farrell. You think Farley's over Farrell? I mean, it's your list. That's a tough one, because he died so early. Yeah, but you either, you know, either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

True. You know? Yeah. You tell me, do you think grown-ups two was sold out? No. Probably not. No. But every time, every time Black Sheep comes on, what do you do?

You watch it. But same with Waterboy. happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are Outstanding movies That's incredible From an SNL standpoint who had better skits Bapper Boy? Barley

100%. Farley by far And it wasn't close Not even close But So what do you do? I'm going Sandler

Oh you're putting Sandler back in I'm keeping Sandler But Will Ferrell's up there too Because old school was That was hilarious Step Brothers was incredible That was like my favorite For a very long time

I'll go Sandler and Farley Now Year one. I'm sticking my original. Sandler and Will Ferrell. All right. Touch that cap a couple more times when you change your idea. You know what I'm saying?

Here we go. I'm going, I'm going Sandler and Vince Vaughn. Oh, I like that. Vince Vaugh? I love Vince Vaugh. I love him too, but what are we talking about here? Wedding Crushers.

No, but I mean, that's the resume. Personal are just personal favorites. That's what we're ranking. Or are we talking like greatness? That is a gray area. We didn't go across. right here.

Yeah. So it's kind of like you got your list. So you're trying to go personal favorites? You're trying to go personal favorites? Or you're trying to go who's the best in your mind? Like I'm talking like if Will wanted to go to the movies tomorrow night.

So you're thinking your favorites. Got it. Okay. You're thinking personal favorites. That kind of changes it up a little bit then, doesn't it? I love Vince Vaughn as well, yeah. Yeah. Like I wouldn't have put Vince Vaughn in any of these categories

if you're thinking about just straight comedians. He's got a lot of range. Like he's in a lot of stuff. Vince Vaughn, I'm saying he hasn't stuck to just the comedy stuff like some of these guys. Yeah. Did Vince really do stand up? No, I don't think he was.

He did swingers. That was his first movie and he kind of catapult himself in there. He never really did stand up. From what I understand. I didn't know where he's talking to stand up. I thought we're just talking to be... He's very funny. But do you think he'd be...

Stand up? Yeah, it doesn't mean saying we're just talking in movies, bro. Yeah. I don't care if he was in stand up. I'm my butt. Ain't anybody coming at you. That's not a little, you know. Maybe that's just me.

That's just me. Please don't touch me. Please get your fucking hand. All right. I'm trying to figure out what are we going off of, like, who we think was the best? This is your list. This is your truth, bro. Or my truth, I would put Vince Vaughn in it, even though it doesn't make sense.

What are we talking about? I know. Vince Vaughn over these guys in best comedic act. I think he's personally one of my favorite comedic actors. He's been in, like, four. Yeah, that's a good point. You guys are in. I'll go, okay, okay.

Then I'm going to go your way. So I'm going to, who's the greatest? That's what we're going with here. The greatest of all time? Yeah, that's what we're ranking. Greatest comedian, not your favorite. Oh, fuck, man. Well, that's it.

That has to be the way to do it because otherwise we can just. But that doesn't work. Because I say Blikwin-82 is the greatest band of all time. They're also my favorite band. But there's nothing to back up the fact that they're the best band of all time. Yeah, but you're obviously wrong that they're the greatest band of all time. That's a little aggressive, but why do you say that? Because the fucking the Beatles, Led Zeppelin are all graded as fuck.

I'd say, if we're going greatest. I'd say Adam Sandler and Bill Murray. Name three movies Bill Murray's been in. Don't say cheaper that a dozen. Those three movies. Which one? That was to Martin.

You're right. Martin. He is a legend. Caddyshack. Zombie land. Come on. Zombie land. Come on.

Zombie land. Let's fucking go, dude. Come on. Ghost. Yeah, Ghostbusters. Ground. Groundhog Day. You've seen Groundhog Day?

Yeah, I've seen Groundhog Day. Kingpin. Yeah, he's great in Space Jam. Space Jam at that point, he was living off his legend, though. I'm trying to use my brain now on, like, the way people perceive these guys. Like, you're like, okay, well, you name three movies. It's like, listen, it's not my personal. I've got to, I've got to be selfless about this.

So we're talking about, the best of, the greatest comedic actors of all time. Like, we had to put these above our bias. So, Vince Vaughn's obviously not in it. My tier one is going to be Robin Williams. And Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey's a good one. Jim Carrey is a good one. I think he was...

He's maybe not my favorite... Yeah. Style of, like, comedic acting, but he did change the fucking game quite a bit. He's been sure it wasn't... Dumb and Dumber was great. Dumb and Dumber was so fucking good. Fucking hilarious.

I think he was unreal. I think... We should have been tiered fucking movies. I know. Because Dumb and Dumbers is, like... There's some arguments there with best comedic movies. Yeah, that's where I would That's where I would go in

With wedding crashes I'm a wedding crasher's number one Wedding Croucher until I die Hold on so that's tier one So we did Tier 1 Yeah I did Robin Williams and Jim Carrey And I guess I have to stick to it

I already regret my decision But I'm fucking in it You can see your personal is getting mixed in there That's why you know that way I know but I already know my tier two So you guys go ahead Who's your two two? I did tier one was Sandler and Will Farrell

Yeah I got to go Farley and... Buddy, you can pick whatever you want. I don't know. I'm mad. It's not a draft. Who else?

Who's out there? You have Farley... I mean, this is a pretty good list. Yeah, this is... You know, like, Robin Williams? Like, how is he not easy picks for you? He's up there? He's good.

No, you... I'm just trying to think, though, what... Don't try to make him upset. He's dead. Like, what are you trying to beat on the bush? I know, but, like, what are we talking here? What are we talking here? Which Robin Williams' movies?

I think I'm going... Like, what is he done? I'm going Will Ferrell and Eddie Murphy for my tier two. Nettie Professor. And still, I personally, I'll go, I like Steve Martin. Norbit. Nettie Professor 2? I'll go tier 2, tier 2.

Do a little, that's right, bro. Tier 2 is Chris Farley and Jim Carrey. That's a good one. That's a good one. What about you, Taylor? My tier 2 is you want to be Chris Farley and Will Ferrell. Solid. Tall choices.

Tier 3 to round it off. Who'd you do, tier 2? Will Ferrell and Eddie Murphy. Tier 3. Paul Rod is funny. He's really funny, bro. It's pretty funny. Damn.

Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen and all those guys. Funny actors are so good. Actually, you know what? I should have gotten this right away. Danny McBride is... Fucking hilarious, dude. Day of Bride's incredible. Righteous gemstones right now?

Hilarious. Eastbound down was like. like the best. It was the best. Ryan Reynolds, Romcom all the way, honey. Yeah, you like Ryan Reynolds? I don't like Ryan Reynolds now.

You like him? Yeah. You don't like him? Like him. He's great. You know, he's moving to Nashville just to be on the bus. Really? Yeah.

And that would be good. Yeah. People say he just wants to move here just so he can come on. That's what people are saying. Isn't that wild? But you don't think Ryan Reynolds is good? I think Ryan Reynolds is good. I don't think he's the greatest

of all time. Who do you like more? Who do you like more? Pete Davis here or Louis C.K. Louis. I don't want to step on your guy's toes. I don't want to be like, dude, what are you guys fucking idiots? I don't want to be mean, dude.

You're like, you know who's the funniest actor of all time? Ryan Reynolds, I loved him in fucking Deadpool. It's like, dude, what are you fucking 12 years old? I can't stop watching superhero movies. I'm an adult man. That's what I need. That's the bad thing. I don't want to be mean.

So you guys say stuff. I'm not worried about. Damn, Jack. Black is fucking awesome too. God damn it. He hasn't moved the needle for me. Owen Wilson? Jack Black?

First off, those friends are fucking hilarious. Today's just being a pick a destiny. You're kidding me? The greatest and best song in the world? Yes. I could do that a whole album for you, no problem. I used to do that. Really?

I used to sing it in my... Dude, 100%. My tier three, I'll probably do... Hold on. that chirp I'm calling us fucking my best

Manning more superheroes it's fucking hilarious I love every bit of that Deadpool's a good fucking movie and it's funny

as shit too like let's be real I think the best picture that year Deadpool that is good it is good it is good

it's not getting comfortable and just fucking pulling the gloves off and this bare knuckle in us in the face dude I'm gonna go

what about Ryan Reynolds Reynolds Ryan Reynolds and Vince Vawn greatest comedic actors of all time. Vince Vaughn's the man. I love the Rock either.

The Rock's hilarious. The Rock and, dude, I love when the Rock and Ryan Reynolds is funny, bro. I love with the Rock. Hey, what about Kevin Harder for real, though? When the Rock and Kevin Harder together, I lose my fucking shit, dude. Are you being serious right now?

Are you being... Don't you like it? Do you like it? I think Kevin Hart's funny. Obviously, Kevin Hart's funny. I don't think the Rock, like, you know, the motherfucker. You don't think the Rock's funny?

I mean, at times, but not really. Do you think who's funny or you or Kevin Hart? Kevin R. Not close. Yeah. Numbers don't lie. That's not true. I know.

So who's your tier three? Danny McBride. I'm trying to think of who I haven't. Dame McBride and it's got to be like Eddie Murphy or Bill Murray. If we add, if we add Chappelle Show, Dave Chappelle, Dame McBride and Chappelle, my tier three. Okay. The Chappelle Show was the best show and Eastbound down of the two.

I think the best comedies. Cool. All right. Sorry, dude. My bad. Those were fine. My bad, guys. I think I'm going to go Owen Wilson and Mark Wahlberg.

Are you cute? Are you serious? Though, the other guys is funny as fuck. But do you... You can't put Mark Wahlberg in, dude. There's fucking... Or Owen Wilson. Yeah.

But who put all Wilson, wedding crashes. But there's like Bill Murray and... Hey, just relax. Oh my. No, no, no, that's yours. If I was right down in tears. That was the best. What was the last two?

Mark Wahlberg. He saw the other guys. He saw the other guys you thought that's a comedian genius right there. Yeah, the going back and forth. Did you add? Did you put Will Ferrell on your list yet? Yeah, Will Ferrell is my two. All right.

Then it makes sense to you now? Because I was going to be like, dude, if you put Walberg in. Well, Vince Vaughn's on my list, right? Kevin James. God. Kevin James. Kevin James. Can someone tell me

my first two tears where I forgot? King of Queens. John C. Riley's up there. Walk hard, walk hard and stepbrothers. Have you seen the new fucking L.A.? The Lakers show?

Yeah, I like it. It's unreal. I think he's so good. I watched the first episode. I was like, this is okay. Yeah. It's been great.

I love it. Yeah. I haven't caught the newest one yet, but it's fucking great. Oh, John C. Riley is funny. He's incredibly funny. He's one of the greatest of all time?

He's up there with Mark Wahlberg? Above Walbrook. You see if they're with Mark Wahlberg and Owen Wilson? Walberg's funny, though. Who did I have in my tier one? Robin Williams and who, Jim Carrey? And Chris Farley and who else? Chris Farley and Will Ferrell.

Okay. And then I'm going to do... Who's Dana Kirby? Chevy Chase and... Oh. Oh, we forgot Mike Myers. Oh, fuck. Mike Myers.

Okay, Mike Myers. Tier three. Those are my tier three. Mike Myers is... The awesome powers, dude. Awesome Powers, dude. It was crazy. Three of the greatest movies ever made.

They're up there, dude. It was, uh, Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite. It was so trash, dude. I hated that movie. What you? I hated Napoleon Dynamite. You know, other movie I didn't like very much?

Step brothers. You didn't? I wasn't a huge fan of it. I can't believe that, dude. No, I didn't like it. Awesome, Powers is sick. Step brothers is, Yeah, Steb Brothers is all time.

I'm honestly surprised. Was that one of the things you didn't see it, the weekend it came out and everybody else saw it and left it, and then you're just like, oh, no, it kind of fucking sucks. Definitely. Taylor's kind of like that. Yeah, why are you coming out, dude? Sorry.

Be more interesting, you know? I saw that thanks for my life. What were you guys saying? Oh, I don't even remember. Oh, you're tired like that. What were you guys saying? He said that you probably didn't see Stepbrothers when it came out, and everybody loved it.

And then since you're the type of guy who would be like, well, I think it sucks. You think it sucks. That's how he said it. I'm very much not that guy at all. I didn't get that vibe, but that's what he said. That's okay. He was watching Harry Potter like a decade later. I think it's fire.

It is fire. I think the movies are wrong. I just finished Deathly Hallis Part 2 last night. That's exciting. I went through it. No, no, that's what I'm saying. I'm not that guy. Do you want that guy?

Because you just watched it. Yeah, but no. The point you're missing, I'm saying I'm not the guy is, is that I don't, just because I didn't see the movie and claim that it was funny first. I'm saying like, oh, that movie sucks. I think Harry Potter is awesome. I just saw for the first time at 30 years old. You made fun of it. You made fun of it for a long time.

You don't make fun of it. You like Harry Potter? Love it. Yeah. And he would make fun of it. I put him on it. He's just saying shit. And he would criticize him.

I haven't seen it yet. I heard it's great. It's good? Yeah, it's annoying to me to see all those people that want to move to Montana, though. Oh, okay. If y'all move to Montana, you're doing the same shit that they're trying to fight. against in the show. Yeah.

That's a good point. You know what I'm saying? Like getting married up there, some shit. It was a great wedding. You got married there? Yeah, we got married there. Oh, but it was a fucking blast. Is it because you saw Yellowstone?

Absolutely. It was in the middle of Yellowstone for sure. Really? You were like, let's get married up there? That's fucking great. My wife wanted a mountain wedding. That's awesome. Then, like, Colorado's a lot more pricey than Montana.

So we looked at like Wyoming and Montana. And then we, you know, she fell in love with this, the pictures we were seeing during COVID. That's awesome. Yeah, for real. Greatest day of all the time. Is this the first thing we're going over to Europe on your stand-up? Yeah. First time?

Yeah. I was stoked are you for that. I'm pretty excited. Do you think the jokes are going to hit different? I don't know. I'm worried about it. I just did Canada a couple weeks ago and I realized my entire acts about America, obviously. Yeah.

I'm like talking about football and talking about things like that. And they're like, fucking talking about. like that. Canadians hate... They knew what it was, though. Edmonton likes football. Do they? Yeah.

Well, they got a team over there. Yeah. Edmonton. Yeah. Edmonton Tiger Cats? Yeah, true. It is something like that. That could be on the table.

You ever think about... You ever think about strapping up for the Tiger Cats? Out there, both like I see the XFL. They got league coming out to the USFL. Like, I feel that a couple of balls. The XFL would have been... That'd be a nice move. Yeah.

And you would thrive in the XFL for a year. Just do antics? Oh, 100%. Just have fun and fucking... Literally go, he'd sit down and write some skits out for you, you just do them. You'd be a star if you fucked around. I mean, that guy... You'd also be all X-FL.

Yeah, just get a funny jersey name. Yeah. I mean, it could be lucrative. On the back of your jersey? Oh. A biscuit, dude. We got a squad with colors on the biscuits. He will just bring gravy.

And after you get like an I-N-T or something like that, you run across like the bleachers and they fucking just pour gravy on you as you run by. Yeah. What's the, what team? What do you mean? What are the biscuits? It's our Xbox. Yeah, it's our Xbox.

Oh, shit. What do you play in Xbox? We play Rocket League, mostly. Rocket League rules. Or Risk. Rocket League, risk. You'll play Risk? Red Dead Redemption.

Bro, that shit's fun as hell. Not on Xbox. Yeah, it's like this big giant map, obviously. Yeah, it's risk. It's a board game. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, oh. Like, it's this big.

I just immediately look over at him thinking, like, yeah, I think he knows it. I know risk. Yeah, it's risk. Idiot, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Deadpool and then Rocket League? I do fuck with Deadpool heavy.

I don't think... Deadpool was good. It was good. I wouldn't say it was one of the greatest comedic performances of all time. No, but it does make you warm and fuzzy at the entire time. Yeah, that's true.

And it's a different concept, right? Like, it kind of changed the game a little bit. It did rewrite cinematic history. Deadpool rewrote cinematic history. I think Ryan Reynolds is a fucking comedic... I used to love Van Wilder.

Outstanding movie. Ryan Reynolds is funny. No doubt. National Ampton? No doubt he's funny. You can tell he's got the little skit game in him, too, the way he does his little commercials and everything else. Yeah, funny skits.

Yeah, but like, Will, the game is just that skit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the skit game in him, too. It's like, yeah, he's a movie star. Yeah, but he also writes, you know, some people that just perform, they're just performers. Oh, you're saying he's got the brains and the brawn.

Yes. He does seem pretty intelligent. Yes. Yeah. For Canadian. He sold that, uh, yeah. He sold that aviation gin for fucking fuck loads of money. Really?

I think that was the exact percentage, too. You should see the fucking commercial he did for that. Yeah, you think I'd get a kick out of the commercial. I think you'd like it. I think you'd like it. So next time we're coming to Nashville. This is good podcasting. Ryan Reynolds is doing pretty good.

All right. He sold his Jim. Hey, what do you think about commercials? What do you think of a podcast? It's gin. Yeah, what did you think about your first appearance on Bus with the Boys? I could have done better. Personally, I could have done better.

That's what I think. Really? Yeah, I think I let that. I think you were fucking hilarious. Yeah, I got, I didn't like it. Where in it, do you feel like are you thinking about? What do you mean, where I let it down? What do you regret about your first appearance on Bustin with the Boys?

I didn't have talked about S&L. I should have said. Really? It's our fault, I think. No, I've just done it a thousand times. I know, but I was very excited to hear about it. That's totally fine. Maybe we fucked up.

Maybe we let you down. I'm sure you guys have a ton of listeners that have never heard me say that, so. You think so? Definitely. Yeah, our listeners do a rip, dude. They roll fucking deep, too. Nice. When do you come back to Nashville next?

I'm not sure. You want to do some skits when you come back? Yeah, dude. Let's do some skits. You're kind of right now. That's well. Yeah, you guys want to sign a guy. What type of skit are you interested in doing?

I'm done to do anything. Whatever your brain comes up with. Oh, you're in it too? Oh, I would love to be if you guys will have me. Damn, you guys jumped in pretty quick. If you guys will have me, I think I will be fantastic. Yeah, I think we get this guy full night of sleep. He's on fire.

I'd be happy to have you guys. I kind of see us in like a sketch. I'd be happy to have you. Like a medieval's time thing. Yeah, you can... He's got one. You got one of those. You got to watch it.

You could be in that. Oh. You could be perfect in that. You don't know me that well. Why? Well, hour 26. He knows you well enough.

What do you mean? I think you could be pretty... You don't even have to have lines. You can be the fucking mountain. Damn. You can just show up and be you. I just a piece of meat to you? Yeah.

He's not even giving you lines. So we're going to do skits? What do you go on? You can be the mountain in the show. I want lines. You can be the mountain. He grunts? I don't want to grunt, dude.

Let me hear a grunt. Unless you're paying me fucking I am Groot money. You're not getting, you're not getting almost, you're not in no money. I'll give you my time. Yeah. And I'll pay for some of the production. Let me hear a grunt first. And we'll shake on.

All right. That was like a gentle. That's a two or three. What if you were the hound, his brother? And what's the situation? The monsters. The mountains going wild. You're scared.

This is a scared grunt. Oh, is a scary grunt? Yeah, you're like, what the fuck's this? But you can't see. All you can communicate in is grunt. Oh, that wasn't that scary. I'm out of him. He's out of his cage.

Yeah. He's going nuts. You didn't change it the whole time. Like, somebody, hey, fucking, like, like, tat me or something. That was pretty good, dude. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Both you guys are good.

So. It's official. It's official. I'll have Will. It takes you to another number or nothing. You guys are, yes. Fuck yeah, dude.

I love it, bro. Thanks for coming on, man. I'm honored to be here. Are you really? Yeah. For real, I was excited. I was excited to come on. I'm a fan.

I've watched you guys clips. Yeah. Let's fucking go. I didn't know that. And it took us that long to get on the skits? Yeah. We did audition? I watched your clips on here.

That doesn't necessarily translate. Yeah. No, I bet we translate. But I saw the grunting. So coachable? Yeah. Hey, your little turn? That's the improv there at the end. Holy fuck.

That's the improv type of shit we need. Yes. I'm saying? That show was awesome. I would love to see whatever you wrote and then we kind of, you know, have some fun with it. You do all the work and then we'll act it out and take the fan. Yeah, that's what I do. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I hear you. But what did you think of all of all the pods you've been on, how do you feel about Bustin with the boys? We're fishing. Yeah, I'm definitely fishing. Like, this is the sickest. studio. By far. For sure. Yeah. I agree.

I like football, so it's cool to see you guys. Ever. Favorite pod I've ever been on? I like, Rogan was cool. That was one that I was like, what? Oh, this one? Yeah. This is, Rogan, yeah, it doesn't compare to this. This is like a different, this is cool. Yeah. You go into Rogan, it's like, oh shit, this is scary.

Were you nervous going into Rogan? First time, yeah. First time for sure. What were you nervous about? You're on Rogan. You know, too. They're already being canceled, you know? I know, but I knew we were going to talk about it. And I knew I was going to have to, like, relive it, talk about it there. I talked about it on a thousand podcasts.

There's a level of guilt you do have, though. No. So why, what does it matter if you relive it then? Well, I just don't, I don't feel like reading comments again, being like, seeing people be like, fuck him. Big moment to go on Rogan, you got to talk about it. And then I got to talk about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.

I love it. Rogan was good. And we keep going back on and it's fun. Good, dude? Yeah, he's a man. He's asked us to come on a couple times. We just haven't made it work. Yeah, you can...

Fuck, man. Get him down here. Oh, yeah, let's call him. Call him up. Get him down. He's got the number one podcast in the world. Yeah. FaceTime him.

I do have his number. FaceTime him right now. Hey, he'll be texting with the boys wants to have you on their busing that. He'd be mad if I did that. Why would he be mad? Because I'd be clearly using him for clout.

And he hates that, right? He could recognize it. If I was like, hey, what's up, Joe. Here's my friends. Here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll do. I like that. That had a nice little ring to it, right?

We'll click... There you go. My best. We'll clip this bar for him. Give it to him. And then you can just send it to Joe. But hey, we won't even put it out there in the public, but it just pay... Yeah, I just want you know, these quots tried to...

I'll tell Rogan, he's on your guys radar. Do you guys... Thank you for doing that. Do you... Do you guys even boys like that? Yeah. Like what? Like...

Like, I don't know. I think the whole... You're in Austin, Texas. You go to the bar. You have one... many. Some girls hitting on you and you're like, I really don't want to do this. There's only one person you can call because every contact in your phone is now deleted except for one. And it's Joe's. Do you feel comfortable calling him and staying in the notice house?

Yes. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Step closer. You guys. Oh, you do you guys think I'm like a stepping stone to get to that. Yeah. Everybody's, that's how high. You guys aren't. You guys aren't. Let me tell you something. You guys aren't going to do well on that show. You don't think so? If you guys were on there. Well, I think we do. I think. What type of is running? Why don't you think so? What's his name? Aryan Foster went on it and he killed. Oh, he crushed.

He was great. Fighting a wolf? Joe doesn't know football. Yeah. He doesn't like, he never liked it. He watched fighting. Yeah.

He doesn't care about it. And then when you explain, like, like, Aaron Foster was explaining how hard football is. He was like, oh, shit. Like the training and shit.

Yeah, but like the whole fighting a wolf thing, I feel like, I feel like we could beat up a wolf. How many of us? No, just one-on-one. I'd have a tough. I don't know, bro.

You're talking about an alpha- fucking wolf. Yeah. It would smell fear on you. But if you don't have it on you? You would have fear. What if you would use a kind of perfume? What?

Throw them off. I'm just letting you know. Like, oh, is that Savage? And then all of a sudden you got his ass. Yeah. I think you'd have a decent chance against a wolf. I don't, you're really. I had a three floors.

Airbnb. Yeah, he's crazy. Gassing you up. He is. He's fucking huge. What about me? I think you'd do great against the wolf, dude. I would die.

Who would do better against the wolf, though? Probably him. I'm kidding. What? You don't think you don't agree? The wolves don't have thumbs. I know they're super aggressive and they're really strong. They only have so much neck mobility.

They're not owls. Yeah. They fucking, they're fast. But if you put them in a small room, like, what are we going to do? Their teeth are sharp, but they're not like razor blade sharp. They would fuck you up so bad. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's not going to hurt. Yeah.

But like, if you've been bit by a dog, I've been bit by like a German shepherd. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Amplify that too. times. Okay, ouch. But I'm getting my arms around that dog's neck and I'm waiting to the fucking bubble stop. You know what I'm saying? Put them under water. Yeah. Under water, I thought you're in the room.

Yeah, this could be a bucket of water there. That ain't razor sharp, huh? Doug, I don't know if you're taking a wolf. How big of a wolf are we talking here? I'm talking full fucking. Now, here's one thing. Here's one thing I don't know. I've never been next to a wolf in my life. And you've been to a

wolf sanctuary. Yeah, I would have been terrified if one was mad at me. Every time in my life I've been really scared of something. I run towards it, not from it. And it's not from like, I'm a tough guy thing. One time, me and my buddies, those in third grade, we're throwing rocks at cars going by on the road. Not a great kid. But we hit this car

and it takes a hard left at us. And we start running away from it. And then I, like, get behind this, like, Bush and the car like stops right in front of it. And instead of, like, hiding and being, like, afraid, not being afraid, I was still afraid, but I get out of the Bush and I kind of run towards the car real quick as if, like, I'm going to

diffuse the situation now. Same thing happened with me and my buddy Anthony. What happened when you ran that? What happened? We just, he was like, don't throw rocks in my car and I was eight and he's like, get the fuck out of here, kid. It was something like that. I was smoking a cigar with my buddy in eighth grade and like somebody walked open the door and like immediately walked over to them like out of like fear. So yeah, I do think I'd walk towards that thing.

It's a weird gig. It's a weird deal. I'm not sure why I shared that. Well, it sounds like you'd be a good person to camp with. Yeah, so you could run. Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, you'd be the good person to camp with.

I'm not gonna fucking go get him. I'm not messing with a cougar. But I would fuck a wolf up, I think. You think you'd do well against the wolf? I would not do that. I would not do very well. I'm pretty out of shape. I'd get fucked up.

You guys are strong that you could fuck up a wolf. I think you could take a wolf. We could fight a wolf. I guess. I don't know. I haven't watched wolves in a while. You just pull up a video of a wolf? I see some wolves and what they're up to.

Just think of that last scene in was it the movie of Liam Neeson? Yeah, that's a good one. He's up there for comedy, too. Actually, truthfully, he is very funny. Oh, I see that, Flex. I will find you. No, no, I didn't mean it like that.

I'm messing with you. How do you mean it then? He's funny in, uh, he's had some cameos in comedies where he's like, actually hilarious. Shout out Roman, no free shoutouts, boys. No one out there is perfect. Even the best baseball players strike out with the bases loaded. The best golfers sometimes.

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That's a good dog, dude. You could? I don't know, man. This one time I charge this is fucking animal. I'm just not out of a fear thing, just what I do. Yeah. Hey, check out this dog. A good dog though.

It's like a fucking nice looking dog. Could dogs beat wolf? What dog can beat a wolf? Holy shit. Even the production crew's out of there. They're not all with it either, are they? This whole group. It should be a little shorter.

It's like, what matter, what happens? It's not like we're going to solve the problem. Not what it is. Like, no, I think I'm taking a wolf. Willie, you don't think you can take a wolf? I think I'm taking a wolf. That's it. Enough said.

We could have ended that conversation 30 minutes ago. It was good, though. But either way, Rogan and Aryan Foster did have a good conversation about five people. Holy shit, that was 20 minutes ago. Yeah. That was our version of human versus wolf. Sure, much more interesting than what was there? What was their statement, though?

I think Rogan definitely believes he could. I think Rogan said he couldn't. Oh, really? He does respect nature. Yeah, he respects the shit out of nature. It's really annoying. After the one podcast, me, Ari, Shafir and Mark Norman did a podcast with him.

We were out hanging out afterwards. And we were like, they were like, do you think the three of us could beat up Rogan? And it was like, no. Oh, he's like that? And he was immediately like, no, you couldn't. Well, Ari and Norman are small. He would literally just take me out instantly.

Because he does fucking kicks and shit. Oh, hey, he's crazy. Dude, if he hit me with a leg kick, I'd be That would be it incapacitated Yeah Peripelgic If he was nice enough

To go to my legs He hit me in the body Or the fucking head Yeah I'm like 6 3 But still he's He's small But he can get up there

Yeah I'm about to get in the gym Yeah I think I'm gonna get into it Getting into kicking and stuff Just like some combat shit Just being able to throw a kick Would be so nice

I can't kick anything I'm not Throw some hands a little bit Yeah A little bit more dangerous Harder to kill Break it out to the XFL Yeah

Throwing leg kicks at guys You gotta really do that. You think Joe's really like that. Is he really as rock solid as he seems? Yeah, he would fuck us up. Especially me, Ari, and Norman. Yeah. You think you're taking Rogan?

No. I really don't. I'm gonna say, I don't. Yeah, dude, I don't. I'm a confident I'm not stupid. You know what I'm saying? I think of the wolf thing is I'm like Kay. I have thumbs.

I have all these years of evolution on my side. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm going with my hands. Wordworking. A lot bigger. Pretty quick twitch for a big guy. You were confident enough to say you'd take me,

so I didn't know how stupid you were. Yeah. I don't know about you and Rogan. That's tough. You're huge. No, I think Rogan, but I have zero combat skill. Zero.

Yeah, exactly. That's the thing. If he and I got in a ring together, I'd be like, I was over there now. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of these, a lot of dudes think they can just fight whoever.

It's like, yeah, I got fights in middle school and in college. Yeah, would cry and tackle a guy. Yeah. You'd be like, Oh. You remember that shit in middle school? You get so mad.

You'd be like, crying down your face. Every fight I got in it. Exactly. But like to be like in it and to be like to know like tells and what people are doing and the movement of the body, no fucking chance. How they throw punches. Dudes that know how to throw punches.

Yes. It's crazy. No, I can't know. It's all like compact and. Rogan would fucking end my shirt. I'd be, I'd be swinging with this. I think McGregor would have me. I think like when you get to the conversation like who was the girl that was like the best

UFC fighter and then she lost to Hall of. Rhonda Rousey? Rhonda. Yeah. Like, do you think you could be her in a fight? Absolutely not. You don't think so. Me versus Rhonda Rousey?

Yeah, she's 130, what, 130 pounds? 135 pounds? No, she could do a move. She would grab my arm. Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't know how to get out of an arm bar. That'd be the, but how much is Joe Rogan weigh?

155, 170, maybe. You don't, you think he weighs 195? He's like 5'7. No, he's not 1905. I don't think so. Jack's like 195, 205. Yeah, Joe Rogan. like 5-8 or 5-9.

Look up Joe Rogan height and weight. He's 5-6, dude. Oh, oh, it's 5-8. Sorry, I thought that said 5-6. 9-94. Oh, damn. He's way bigger than I thought. Yeah, look at that picture. He's... American Twist his feel. Yeah, I've seen this photo. So scary, dude. That's a good Rogan.

That's a good-looking Rogan, dude. He's going to fuck cats up. He sees some damage. He's some damage. He's a little bit of the plate. He gets just a lot of place. It's a good looking road. Let's get some dogs going again. You got your Ryan Reynolds pictures?

No, they're a fucking movie, man. All right, all right. All right. We appreciate you coming on, dude. This is an unreal. Thank you very much. How do other podcasts go on normally? A lot better than this.

Better than this, though. Yeah, it's not too much of, like, a drag. We've had some... No, dude. You were good. I thought you were outstanding. I enjoyed you a lot. Thanks, man.

And I think if you were going to come on again, it'd be more fun you'd be able to talk more. be able to relax a little more. Well, we were, I feel comfortable. Yes, it's true. You came in fighting, you've had a bad attitude for a while now. And it's affecting the crew.

Yeah. Hey. I think you gave us too much, like, respect on, like, I don't want to step on their toes. Yeah. Yeah. Way too much. I think next time you come on and remember this,

because we'll forget, you should just come out swinging. Okay. To the point where, like, 20 minutes and we're like, holy shit, what are we going to do about this? Well, I don't want to, I don't want you guys to get to that point. No, we're not going to get to the point. I don't want you to get to the point where,

like, what'd you say? I just think it'd be... I think if you just came in, just chirping right away, I think it'd be the best podcast ever. Yeah, you want to delete this one? No, I did it. I had a blast. Just delete it.

No, bro. I thought it was awesome. I'm joking, yeah. It was great. It was amazing. Go check out those fucking skits. I'm not... Yeah. And if you're in Europe, we have a lot of fans in Europe.

Oh, sick. You have a whole tour. Whole tour. In Europe. London. My shows. Australia. Are you guys going on tour? I tour on Sunday I tour from August to January

Oh sick it's gonna be great Are you here? I leave Sunday Come Friday I'm here I'm here You should be here Friday and Saturday I have shows at Zanis

You guys can come It'd be fun Tonight's at the rhyming That'll be fun Maybe you like that Text me Oh right Come through

Group chat I'll tell I'll talk I hate when this happens We'll chat It's like that It's my light to touch So sick. We're friends now.

That's so dope. Look at us. He's this picture up front. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick.

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