Bussin' With The Boys - Shane Gillis Out Drank Joe Rogan + Biggest Regret From Barstool YAK Case Race

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Recorded November 5, 2022 | It has been way too long since the stud stand-up comedian Shane Gillis has been on the podcast. We dive straight into Notre Dame football, his time at West Point, the Joe Rogan bump, his showing at the Barstool Yak's Case Race, and if he would be interested in collabing with Payoff Willy on a future gambling show. This was recorded in a classic college house airbnb and the entire episode matches the vibe so lock in boys and let's have a week. Intro (0:00) Bussin Bowl (5:00) Tier Talk (Best gas stations) (49:00) Shane Gillis interview starts (1:04:15) Shane's time at West Point (1:10:15) Barstool case race recap (1:23:00) Drinking Joe Rogan under the bus (1:35:00) ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ---- Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “BOYS” for 20% off your first purchase! Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Go to Ro.co/Bussinboys for 20% off your first order This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/BUSSIN for 10% off your first month Use code “BUSSIN” at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 15% off your first order. Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeBSS and use the code BUSSIN for 10% off your orderFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What are we doing? He, he, who, who, he, who, he, who, he, who. We're fucking making a baby, dude. And that baby's a 40-pound bronze statue with this beautiful bus displayed on top. Only the best. Only the brightest, only the smartest

and the most talented individuals will hold this trophy. Come Saturday, when we are going to battle. We are going to war. Red versus blue. everything this world wants to see will be the ultimate battle to show who's going to be there

and who's not going to be there I've got to lost that part there but you fucking get what I'm saying boys you get it the Bustin Bowl lives it breathes and it will be in Ann Arbor Michigan this fucking weekend

how are we feeling boys I'm sitting here I'm like yo we have a fucking trophy game official or unofficial it's a fucking The trophy game.

Listen with the boys' brand has a trophy game. It can't get cooler than this. It really can't. Whether or not shit was signed, official, unofficial doesn't matter. Like, we're doing what we always do. Yeah. We just make shit happen.

We just doing it. And we couldn't do it with all these people watching us weekend and week out subscribing and unsubscribing. You guys are the reason why this thing has been able to take off into the stratosphere. Yeah. And for everybody that's wondering where we're going to be, we are currently figuring that out.

So our Twitter, all that shit, we will have it. Taylor and I, we're going to be there Friday through Sunday. Friday through Sunday. And we'll listen. Grypin and ripping. Follow Bustin's account. We will literally tell you guys where we are going to be. We will tell, what's that?

Oh, gripping and rippin. Not this month, dude. No, no, not November. I'm participating. We've only only have one fallen soldier in no, not November so far. Who's that? Who do you think? Jack.

You fell off? We made amends, though. The amendment. The amendment kept me in it. What's the amendment? This is a kid show. Let's see. Did you... Kid show. It's a kid show. No, I haven't. I haven't. The boy, I haven't. No. Like, you posted, you've never seen life so clearly. Like, I am operating at a different frequency because the boys are savored right now.

I think I'm getting dumber. I think it's working the opposite for me. Like, a couple things happen. You either, you got to hone in that aggression because to me it's literally aggression. It's like you get a little mad. It's fucking primal. Yeah, you get a little bit more triggered when stuff isn't going right. But if you can harness that aggression, I'm telling you, you're telling you, you're, you get a little bit. You're like floating. You're like floating. So, is Wilcompton never going to nut again?

I don't know. Just depends. You've seen the movie, Rocky. Yeah. Makes your legs weak. I never believed in that. Yeah, I mean,

I was a firm, I was a firm night before the game guy. If I could twice. There's like a late night show once that talked about how it, it makes you better by 1% and that was all I needed to hear. I was like,

oh, Rocky was fucking wrong. Classic situation of finding the narrative if you need. Yeah. To really fucking bring that thing. home. Let's talk Boston Bowl, dude. I think there's an obvious and clear cut who we know

is going to win this game. I think we know. But I will say, I hope to God it's a game in the first half. And I think, based on Michigan's past, and Nebraska's past, we're going to have that type of situation. Will defend

yourself. How do you feel like this game is going to go? I don't feel like I need to defend myself. Why not? Because it's, dude, it's one week at a time with us. We're going to look at the tape. Like a couple weeks ago, it was abysmal. Last week, we're... Great first half.

Yeah, and even a competitive second half, and we lost to a good Minnesota football. A great Minnesota football team. They have a running back who's going to be in the league one day. Like, we couldn't put all four quarters together, but we were in the lead. It was 10-0-0-half time. There's no question.

Against a good Minnesota football team. Right. And I think, like, you have really good data points with Michigan. And it's truly, like, I have awareness. It's hard for me to defend. what could happen. However, I will say, read the Bible, David and Goliath. This is a classic David and Goliath match. And to say we don't have a shot, I think is a little ignorant, but I do understand the arrogance you might carry because you guys are like a hundred,

you guys have out scored up, what is the stat? A hundred to three in the second half. It's something crazy. One hundred points to three points in the second half is how Michigan has been beating the shit out of opponents. We just have the outstanding coaching. We have elite coaching. And again, I think we are continuing to build our product. every week. And every week is a new fucking weekend. We can build off last weekend against the Minnesota gophers. Right. And honestly, another thing to go off that, you can throw records out the window when it comes to a big rivalry game.

And here we are. This is going to be a dog fight from start to finish. Michigan knows when they're about to walk through that tunnel, they have an angry, rabbit dog that has nothing to lose coming at them. They know. Trey plays. Off script plays. Off script plays. We have nothing to lose.

Nothing. And those are the scariest teams to play. There is something for you guys to lose because if you guys don't win out, you're not bowling. We're bowling this weekend. The Bustin Bowl. Nebraska, I saw a stupid fucking sat out there saying there's only two Power 5 teams that have not made a bowl game since 2017. It's Kansas and Nebraska, and I need that shit to be corrected ASAP because Nebraska is bowling this weekend on November 12. Are we not?

I've seen what's happened over the last, what, five years. I've had to will a bowl game in the reality so we can go bowling. We got to get back to where we wore as Nebraska once was. And it's a bowling. A bowl game in the reality. Yeah. This is going to be maybe the most hype dynamic weekend of our entire lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan. And I think all the boys are aware.

Oh, they're aware. Michigan and Nebraska boys, the boys are fucking aware. Trevor Kagan has let me know that the boys are aware. We've actually saw Trevor Kegan. Oh. His parents. Yeah, his parents. the airport. And they're phenomenal people. Salt of the Earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Midwestern cats.

And I wish the boys luck. Like, I got some relationships. Yeah, you love the boys. Like, not this week. We're not even cool this week. Yeah. We're cool, but it's just we understand. Like, you know, we know. We know. We know. Right. Like yesterday, you're like, hey, and even if Nebraska were to win, like, you know, I'll, I could get, get around. I like, listen, we all know we did. I don't want blue to win. Like, even if blue wins, there's not like, we lost a fucking game. So how are you going to feel, let's say Saturday, it's, 2.30? Games at 2.30. So, let's say 6 o'clock. The game ends overtime.

Could you imagine? I'd be so fucking hurt. We're storming the fucking field. Who's we? We? Nebraska. Husker Nation. You don't think we're going to be deep? You don't think we're going to be deep? Y'all going to roll deep. I know y'all roll deep. I'm telling you. The tailgate, whenever we post it, we might have more Nebraska fans that are tailgate. I would totally believe

that happening. I really, Nebraska fans roll fucking deep and I hope to God, Michigan fans show up and have my fucking back because I do not feel like getting beat up by Nebraska people. They won't. Shut up my leg, beat his ass. We will be sitting on the sidelines

during this game, standing on the sidelines during this game. Michigan has very strict rules about who they allow on their sidelines, and we've been granted. No, dude, it's like a prestigious, it's a fraternity. I understand that. The step foot on the holy grail that is, the big house,

you need to be a certain kind of person, and you've been granted that ability. you have. Your boys already in. Trust me, I'm honored. I am honored about that. So to show, and I was texting with Will, I was on the phone call with Will yesterday,

and he said to show good faith because Michigan is allowing him on the sidelines, he's going to be wearing blue on the sidelines. He'll be wearing blue, supporting the boys. And that is incredible. I cannot believe it. He goes, are you going to, he literally asked, are you going to wear blue or red?

What are you fucking talking about? Just sell out. I was saying the sideline wearing fucking, You got wear your jersey. Oh, well, you got to wear that jersey. With one of our jackets, with one of our robbers? You've been working out. I've been working out.

I've been working out. I see you, dude. I've been working out. I appreciate that. I got a camera in your bedroom. I know what you've been doing. You fucking look good. Going to bed.

Let's, um... No, not November. I've been going to sleep. Fucking pushing shower off. Get out of here. What, uh, let's draw a line of the sand boys. We got, uh, we got, uh, five of you in the back. Let's see, uh, who's with who?

We'll start with Blas. Oh, yeah. Michigan. What was that? Michigan. Boom! Right in the throat already. You know, he's Michigan, Jim Harbaal,

49ers guy. Absolutely. That was easy. Jack. My allegiance goes to the highest bidder, so. What the fuck are you talking about? I'll let y'all just start that and... You can have him.

I don't want my bed. I don't want him. Good. We won't get him a ticket now. He can just chill in the outfit. I mean, we know how I feel about this. I'm an Ohio State fan, so I can't really root for Michigan, so...

I saw that coming. Because what's got to happen is we have to wear the boys electric lightning shirts on who we're rolling for. That's what this is about. All right. Yeah, J.B. Yeah. I wear red. Yes, J.B.

Let's go, Mitch. I'll wear red. I'm in a tough spot. Because I feel like I'm becoming boys. Let's do a reveal for you. Let's do a reveal Saturday. Let's do a reveal. All right, we'll do a reveal Saturday for J.P.

So we've really got Ploss and Mitch. You have said what they'll do. But I know where Garrett's going. Do you? go blue let's fucking go kid let's go now here's the situation

it's happening it caught me off guard too like when I blinked I literally I felt like I was getting stabbed I was like oh fuck that hurt worse than I thought

it was going to happen I think we're gonna have Mitch and Will and red I know Jack's gonna come over he's got relationships in Ann Arbor we know who he's gonna have

he's gonna be wearing blue so that whole the highest better move is not gonna work here I know blue blue blue is gonna be tie game or it's going to be a four-two swing

is what I want to know. Saturday morning when we walked down from the graduate and figure out where JP and that beautiful mustache is going to be aligned. God, buddy. We got to get that shirt split. Yeah, I mean, that's a play shirt. And you can't do that now. You got to

pick, dude. I know, I know. I'll pick. What do you think he's going to go? No texting him. I don't know. I mean, we text, like... He literally says rolling with a brow... I was on the phone with me yesterday. We got to text on other stuff, but I... I will not. I will not. I'll let him make his own decision. I was on the philipone with Will yesterday when he was in the airport because was it United that really scoge you guys over?

Yeah. Yes. That's a tough of United. When United, scoge you guys over, you guys were waiting forever in the, uh, was it Chicago O'Hare? Oh, you didn't hear. He didn't, he doesn't know. He doesn't know what ended up happening. We did get screwed. Like, I heard you, I think I saw you screw the boys over a double. Listen, whatever you saw on the internet was like, I just laughed because it's funny, but that is not what happened. What happened, Bob? How were you on standby and got first class?

I have no clue. Well, when I do get booked... They booked me for first class. How did you get first class? They booked me for first class, like, on the flights. Remember I got demoted to middle seat because they overbooked the flight on the way there. They're like, hey, sir, we're sorry.

I was like premium access first class and everything. They're like, hey, sir, we're sorry. We overbooked the flight. Like, we got you a seat. And it was just in the... It was like toward the back. And it was like a middle seat. Are we firsties on a window?

It wasn't a long flight. Usually we're first, but I was telling Caitlin like, hey, because I see a couple of favorable Southwest tickets that I would like to start running up the points. You're only four weeks to stop. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to tell us. Dude, I got, I got to give my points because I want to keep my A-list preferred status. I might lose it because we haven't been flying southwest.

We've got to fly United and American. This is my favorite airline. I think it's the best airline. I was going to say, like, United American, they're all the most untrustable, like, just roller coaster up and down airlines that. Or out there. I got to pray to God, I get that long fucking seat, that long exit aisle seat. At, in Southwest? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We could probably swing that. Yeah, they don't put the brace back on? Like, I'm a list preferred. So we get in there, like, I'll let you sit. Hang on. Like, we are laughing at that, but I'm telling you this. Like, I will probably be ahead of you in line and I will go and try and secure that seat

for you. And I will move so you can sit in it because I'm a fucking boy. To do that in a week like this is pretty, it says a lot about your character. That's pretty outstanding. But we will say about United. So yesterday, the flight, the maintenance happened on the first flight. Number one, we should have drove to Chicago to make our 1030 flight versus flying from South Bend to Chicago. We sat on the runway or whatever it's called for an hour and a half.

Yeah. And we miss our connecting flight, so we get rebooked. By four minutes. We get rebooked for almost four o'clock. We would have got home at six is what I was telling you about. Dude, when we got out of the phone, I had already knew, you know, I was just, you know, I was just trying not to say a whole lot. But I had made, they're like, you'll get booked for the 3.45 o'clock flight.

You can go at standby on 2.10. And if you get in, like, you'll be on the list. I was number one on the list. Yeah. Which is hilarious because a couple of them were arguing about who was first. JP was like, I think I'm first and Will's second. I'm kind of sitting there. I was like, I saw that like I was first on the list.

So I just didn't say nothing. But I had known before the flight that I was going to get on that 210 flight. And then everybody else, it was fully booked, fully boarded. It was going to be a full flight. All the boys were kind of hanging their head. It sucked. I was like, guys, you know, my kids got RSV. I got to get on with the family.

So that's the video you saw with JP. I didn't book that flight like he was saying. And then be like, oh, my bad. I didn't know I booked this flight, guys. So I go on the flight. Before we move on, we have to, it needs to be said. Once Will got on that flight, Will was 1A on the 210 flight. One A.

I was first class. Yeah, like I was premium access, brother. Is that what that is, is just going. because you fly enough, they just see you automatically get a problem to priority? I think since I was already going to be first class on the 1045 flight in the morning, they were, I guess I was premium access. I'm not a United guy, so I don't know, like, all the ins and outs of it. But I assume that's why I was like, probably number one on list because I was already, like,

going to be first class and premium access. Yeah, he pulled it. I don't doubt that JP probably did it before me to where he was thinking he was first. But I feel like that's what happened. And they jipped me the week. Well, got on a flight before all of you. what I'm hearing. Yeah. And they're thinking they're flying at 3.45. Like, I was going to go

210. I dapped him up. It was kind of sad. JP recorded me. Yeah. Mitch was at 6 o'clock. He wasn't even on the next one. So, and all the boys were kind of hanging back like, well, fuck. We got to just hang out here another hour before we even get on our flight. Will's going to be home? They're on standby. They're on standby.

Bro. Not everybody shows up. I'm sitting on the flight. I'm like messing on my phone. I see a hand come across and Mitch, like, grabs my leg. And I saw somebody who's going to be, hey, big fan of the pod. I look up. I see Mitch and J.P. I see Mitch and J.P. And I'm like, oh, let's fucking go. And they get on the flight.

I'm like, what about Jack and G? And they're like, I don't know if they're making maybe. Like, they have a shot. They're next on the standby list. But again, it was fully booked. Yeah. We're getting lucky that people aren't showing up to their flight. Right.

Then I see Jack a little bit longer goes by. This is probably three-fourths of the way done. Everybody getting on. Jack comes in by himself. I'm like, let's go. And I'm like, hey, what about G? And he goes, I'm going to be honest. I think he's stuck here.

Dude, I tried to wait up there with him because I was like, I'm not going to let them sit in this airport solo while we all go. So I was going to be a boy. It would be worse airports, though. Yeah, no, not a bad airport to be at. But as soon as they scan my ticket, I'm standing there waiting for them to call Garrett's name. And they go, you can walk on. Like, they weren't letting me stand up there.

And I was like, best of luck, dude. So what happened? So he walks on. He's a crazy one, though. Last person to get on the plane. Delayed getting on the plane. Not like with the line. Yeah, everyone's in file then.

You're getting ready to taxi out. Garrett walks on hands up. No, he doesn't. And I'm like, let's fucking go in that. He goes to the back and you see your people just getting excited. It was electric and fucking the airport. God, I love that. Everyone was like, what the fuck is this weirdo doing?

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Go to the account tab to create a login and redeem code busing for $20 off your first purchase terms of apply download game time last minute tickets lowest prices guaranteed back to the episode yeah eating them doves eating the doves dude but that was in the trip to south bend like it was like me i mean there ain't much out there there ain't nothing to do but beautiful campus beautiful campus it was a good time that rush in the field electric but it's not the loudest day not very loudst thing kind of like a bowl like we talked about a smaller michigan yeah smaller michigan it'll be yeah nether d'am's all the hit history there, but it's not the atmosphere you're looking at like a Penn State.

Yeah. You know, Penn State goes crazy. Some fun staple bars we were at, age from 21 all the way up to 65. I mean, just a mixed bag of every genre. From what to what? 21 to 65. Oh. You'd go in these college bars and there's old people in the bag.

Chilling. Yeah, it's Notre Dame football until you die out there. Yeah, kind of go, I just want to go like that at Michigan. They got the student bars and that's it. Are we fucking stoke for Mr. Spots, by the way? Yeah. Oh, is that the first stop? Is that the first fucking stop?

I might fast till Saturday. I might fast till Saturday, boys. Dude, we're going crazy at Mr. Spots. Shout out, Keith. If you want to know where the boys are at, we'll probably be at Mr. Spots, dude. Hopefully we get hooked up. I know.

Last time we tried to, he said, hey, you guys can have it. Yeah. I'm excited. It's going to be a fun weekend. It's going to be a great weekend. And the first one I can go on, I'm stoked.

Silverlined everything. I hope we get the dump, dude. Probably not. It's a long shot, but we got a shot. You can't tell me we don't have a shot. Yeah, no, you have a shot. Both teams have to play on Saturday. You guys are going to get the ball at some point?

I'm just saying it ain't like Hawaii's coming to town. Buddy. This is like Georgia, Missou. Buddy. Mizzou was up until Georgia snuck out a win at the very end. I'm fucking, I'm telling you. What is a victory to you? It has to be a dub, or what if you guys lose by three points?

Is that a win to you? No. There's no moral victories in this. I might, yeah, like, will I spin it however I need to to sleep at night? Absolutely. But there are no fucking more victories. We're leaving the big house with the W. Don't get it twisted, brother.

I got to start texting my boys right now on the team. On the team? Don't distract him, dude. They know it's a Dave in Goliath situation. Yeah, I got to make sure that Garrett Nelson gets the boys down. You know every time we happened to you when you stepped in that building? What building? The big house.

I played there one time. And? We lost. Bad. But the next year, when I, I was in Nebraska, a completely different place. I was captain. And I led them boys on the field.

And we mop that ass, dude. Mop that ass and got a very gracious, good game from all the fans. They're so nice. You couldn't even like be in the suck of a lot. Wilcoffin's 1 in the big house. That's all I know. He's O in the Big House. If the game was being played in Lincoln, it'd be a completely different narrative.

I'd be spinning in my head. But you were 0 in a real bad way. What do you mean in a real bad? Yeah. You guys got donkey. We got whooped. I did tackle DeNard, though, on a big third down stop. And Domba Kusud dat me up.

I was doing the fucking Eat sign and everything. That was first quarter. I'm pretty sure Dynard started the Eid thing. No, I think I did. No, he did not start that. She did not start that. I was telling you, Dinar Robinson started that. I'm older than Dinard, bro.

Doesn't mean he's not a fucking trendsetter? Yeah, but I did that. Go ahead and tell him that when we see him in Ann Arbor. I will tell his punk ass that. Hey, clip this, bro. Clip that, dude. That's crazy. De Nore knows what happened because he keeps thinking

that they would have won had he stayed in the game. We would have won that game. We didn't have him in a fucking vacuum that entire first half. The first half. Then he got hurt. Where's that kid? Hey, they had us in the first half.

I'm not going to lie. Then what happened? We won. We continued to win. Yeah, because they got hurt, dude. Shout out Russell Bell. Let us down. Build yourself stronger.

Drink of muscle milk. Stay on the field. He had nerve damage. So? Into the ball. And actually ended his career. No, it didn't. He played the league. He's playing the league. He's played a way bigger impact given the hand.

We're playing the woulda should have could a game now. Yeah. Why not? It's the best part of life. It's fun, but... Yeah. Predicting a score. What do you got? If we're going to win this game... I fucking hate that he does that. What I'm trying to think.

That truly fucking... And you're going to move away from the mic to you. You put your nostrils even closer to the mic. It's going to be... The spread is for this game? No, don't tell us yet. Don't tell us the spread. But I bet you's in the 30s.

Brother, if it's in the 30s. I'm bet in Nebraska, too. You got to keep things in a perspective for the line that big. If I had to guess, I will say 3224. Corn. I'm going to say 5410 Mays.

Hang on, hang on. I can't wait to hear the spread because just literally 10 seconds ago, you said you'd bet Nebraska on the spread. If it's 30 points, you're betting Nebraska, and you just have them winning by 44. Yeah. First off, incredible math.

Okay. I was like, oh, shit. Second off, I believe that's going to be the score. What's the spread? 29.5. Yes, sir. Going to be a great day for bet the bus this week, boys. I would be at Nebraska that, too.

It's a smarter bet. It's a smarter bet to bet Nebraska on that. What did you say it was, 29? 29. If we don't need, if we didn't need any more bulletin board material, 29 fucking points? I hope, I hope. I honestly hope mission comes out a little slow.

They are. You guys do not, are not that good in the first half. That's what we need to capitalize. I'm thinking, we need a little bit more cushion. Hopefully 2110 in the first half. I was going to say 1710, but 1710 is still a little. It's only once more game. Yeah, yeah, it's only one more game.

I need 2110 going in a half. to half. 2110 going in a half. Yeah. We got to load the box. We got to load the box. We got to make... Oh, you play corn. I'll tell you what, dude.

He'll eat that corn. Who's the cue? JJ McCarthy. J.J. McCarthy. We need to make him try and beat us. And I don't know, he ain't got the... He was throwing absolute dimes at Rutgers. Yeah, that's Rutgers, bro.

We're talking about Rutgers. We handled them. The spread for the Rutgers game was 26 and a half. And we got that. That's Rutgers. And we got that, right? You're 29 and a half. I know.

We beat Rutgers. I'm saying the spread between Michigan and Rutgers is 26 and a half. The spread between Michigan and Nebraska is 29 and a half. It's bigger, but it shouldn't be because we beat Rutgers. I won. It doesn't matter. At home, when they were at home, on their home turf. We beat them by 30 at their house.

Yeah, too, yeah, you guys getting to play. This was one week after Mickey Joseph was the head coach. This was one week after Mickey Joseph was the head coach. Like, we need some kind of time. The fact that nobody's like, everybody's forgetting that. Like, we're literally building a new fucking. team in the middle of the year. God, I hate that you're laughing so hard right now.

Oh, buddy, dude. My hat's going to be your fucking slogan at the end of this game, dude. Just add tequila to whatever. You're going to be hurting. Yeah. If we're getting dumbied, I'm going to be sitting there like this, and I'll be fucking just spiking my drink, whatever I'm drinking. Get me out of here.

You're like, oh, we've got to take the trophy out there. I'm going to push you over and I'm going to fucking walk out of the stadium. A dollar bill on you, take care of yourself. Oh, dude. I don't know why nobody else in the back is laughing at that. It's probably going to be cold, too. I hope it is cold. I hope it's cold.

I hope it snows. What's the weather supposed to be? Dude, if it snows, we got a better shot. You're talking about Nebraska weather, boys. We have the best running game. Okay. We need the elements. It's going to be a smash mouth game.

Good luck to the boys in blue. Good luck to the boys in blue. You're just saying. Whatever, dude, dude, do you just say. Whatever. It'll be 38 degrees with 15-9-hour winds. Oh, you don't real? Can you repeat that?

Our defense is so good. It's going to be 38 degrees with 50 mile an hour winds, thanks to our weatherman, Mitch, back there. Oh, 38 degrees. Cloudy. Cloudy. Just getting the boys all tuned up. You guys are thinking about Ohio State. No, we're not, dude.

This is a rivalry game. You guys are going to Ohio State. This is the biggest trophy game in college football. There's no way we're overlooking this. We would be that way. No, so are they. No, they're thinking of Ohio State. You think the boys are.

in the fucking DMs right now, but we're doing this for you, boss? Trap game. No, dude. This is a prime trap game. This is not a trap game. I actually hate saying it because I know the boys listen. They're probably going to have some, they're probably going to be hey, comp, thanks. Yeah, put it up, dude. Put on the bulls. Will doesn't think you guys are going to come out strong and

finish harder, dude. Oh, man. It's going to be a fun day. It's going to be a fun day. The vibes, all the boys in the back wearing blue are going to have super high vibes. All the ones wearing red are going to be nervous fucking Rex. We're not going to be nervous. We got to let it hang. Again, we got nothing to lose.

We got to let this game hang. You guys got to win your next three games to make a bowl game. Otherwise, it would be the lone team in all of Power 5 to not go bowling. We're bowling this week. You know what the fuck I'm talking about, dude. No, no. You guys want to get you that. The guys are not concerned about it.

In New York, that's where you guys want to get to. I've alleviated the stress of winning out to make a bowl game. You can't even jerk off. How do you're alleviated the stress? I've alleviated the stress by creating a bowl game. So we are bowling this weekend. The boys got to let it hang loose. Nothing.

in the loose, trick plays, off script, fucking more trick plays. Went on special teams. I started this conversation, hoping it was close in the first half. I hope you guys don't score a point. Have you guys earned your black shirts yet? Probably not.

I mean, we're fucking, we're losing right. We're trying to, here we go again, recreating, like we're literally recreating a new football team right now. And you're asking you guys. I've been a part of that, dude. I've been a part of that in the NFL. Yeah, so, like, think about what you're saying.

It's tough. Yeah, so I have some empathy. But the good ones keep moving forward. And that's what we're going to do this weekend. Yeah. You want a shot? You guys want an upset? You guys want a shot of the week that's going to hit?

Nebraska Money Line. It's going to be fun. You're going to bet the spread of Nebraska, huh? No question. I mean, you can't let emotion get in a way of business. Yeah. So you're going to bet Nebraska. the spread.

Yeah, the spread. I'm going to take the points. What I just said. Yeah, like, I'm going to take the points. I thought you were trying to spin it like you're not even actually going to bet on your team to win outright. Yeah. But just that right there, you're so worried about me saying you're going to bet on Nebraska to win straight up. That you literally were like, no, no, no, it's business.

So all other words you just said are nothing. No, because when there's dollars in the line, like, you've got to be, again, you've got to leave your emotions out of it, which is what I'm going to do. I mean, I literally just said I would bet Nebraska on that. Like, am I going to sprinkle? Am I going to sprinkle the money? money line in case that plus I'm assuming plus what 700 plus 2,000.

Oh well you got to hit that. Brother. Turn 10 into 2 grand. Is that it? Oh. 200 into 2 grand, right? Yeah. And then I'm going to take the spread and

you're going to be a dollar amount. Why are you fucking moving the way you are right now, dude? You're like the low, I feel like the way of, no, the way your body gestures are. You're literally like going down the evolutionary chart. You're becoming primal on me. You're like, I feel like we're in the jungle right now.

Oh, you're in the jungle, dude. I hope they play that song. You're in the jungle, baby. Because I know I'm having to, you know, I'm having to figure it out as I speak. If Michigan wins and we give the trophy to Michigan, you have to be happy for them.

Why do I have to be happy for them? Because regardless, they're accepting the Buston Bowl trophy, the first annual. It's going to be this. It's going to be, hey, congratulations, boys. like you guys won, fair and square. And I'm going to do this in the photo. I'm going to hold up the two for you.

Like, I'm not going to be like, man, you guys did it, man. Great job. No, fuck you, kids. Do you want to make a bet the two of us? Sure, but come on. I'll give you 14 points. All right, what are we doing? What you want to do?

Hang on, give me the spread. No, I'll give you 14 points. I'm not Vegas. I'm Taylor. Hang on, what are we doing? And then I'll say yes or no. I don't know. What sounds appropriate for you?

It's got to be big. You're the one that wants to make the bet, so you're telling me. I find when you get a tattoo. No. You get the block M. The what? The block M. No.

No. And if Nebraska, and I'm giving you 14 points, I'll get... Oh, hey, you're not doing me any favors with that. Trust me, I am not. I'm not. I'll get me 41 points. No. You give me 40 points?

40? You said 54 to 10. Give me your score. And I'll take a few off. 40. There's no chance. What do you want to do? I said tattoos.

You said no. Now this is part where you come back with something. No, because you're already starting. You're starting somewhere that it's not even worth my time to come out of that. You buy the drinks the entire night. On your credit card, not Bustin's credit card. Okay. Well, I can start from there.

All right. So what do you think, Kit? drinks for me and you all night. No. And everybody wearing blue. No. I'll be goddamn if I buy anybody in a bar wearing blue. No, and I don't know. On the back of the bus. That would be me, Garrett, and Jack right now.

J.P.'s got to stay out of it. This isn't a situation where it just flips on me at the very end of the week. It's not what's happening here. I see what you're smart. You think on your feet. J.P.'s. looking his lips already. Like, yeah, make that mistake, bitch.

All I'm saying is it needs to be the spread of the game in the line. That's clearly the fairest that the outside world sees it. What's the spread again? 29 and a half? Good God. Right now it could change. I'll give you 25. And if I lose, I pay for drinks for the boys for you.

And everybody wearing blue and this bus. So that would exclude you. you, Mitch, and TBD, JP. You going, boss? No, he didn't travel. So you're not, what do you? Do you want to send you a coupon for drinks or something like that? Do you like send his pub?

He's just alleviating the, yeah, the detail. I'm thinking about it. 21 points. You said 25. It's only three people. It's a college bar. It's not a far enough of a decision to make. Well, like you make good money

Yeah, this dude is gonna be rich rich someday Hang on, hang on, hang on it This man will go buy 14 lattes There are six bucks to pop For the boys, every week That's not what I'm worried about It's got back drinks All right, here's the fine print

The college bar With plastic cups That's not the problem Oh, it's for the ball No, it's only for the guys. Yeah, I'm not going to say the whole, hey, buddy. You're not going to be like, oh, I'm doing 30. Why ain't doing that?

I mean, my, one round. One round, though, yeah? You'd be like, oh, 30, 30 tequila. I could see you doing that. And it's like, no, that's a line drawn. I do do that. But if I do, four, six, eight. There's a line drawn is all I'm saying.

That's eight tequila shots. And you'd have to pay for all those tequila shots. Every single drink that we drink out of our mouse. Eight tequila shots at Skeepers? It's $16 It's $16, little man. Put this shit in my hand. This chance on pop, Will.

What do I get if I win? What do you want? Wait, do you agree to that? No, I thought it'll be the drinks back and forth. I'll pay for drinks. Yeah, but, come on now. Our budgets are different. I've got to hit you where it hurts.

Hurt's you. What do you mean? Will, you're... We don't live in Bont Tare anymore, dude. We're not in fucking high school. It's not about what you make. Not about what you make. It's about what you keep.

I'll take, yeah, I'll do the same thing. It'd be drinks. Do you want to add anything to me? Because apparently it's not fair enough. 25 points. What if it comes out to exactly 25 points? That's a wash. Then we still enjoy the night on the busing cart.

You don't want to add nothing to that? I don't think so. No, like there's nothing I'm thinking of. All right. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, well, you have. You're buying drinks for three other people, and then he would just have to buy drinks for us to. J.B. San Jose, he could go to Nebraska.

I love how you're thinking on your feet right now. I mean, I literally just brought that up. Like, I was like, do you want anything else? 300 bucks. You want $300? $300.00. To cover up that money line? Yeah, $300.

Actually, $300. You know what? I need to pay for everybody's drinks and also give you $300. Yeah, yeah. And it's 21 points. 25. You said 25. Yeah, but $300 is a lot of money, Will.

Listen, I don't need to do this bet at all. I don't know. We've been talking about a bet for seven minutes on the spot. Let's just do the drinks. I don't know. I feel worse about giving you money. It makes me feel way worse inside. If I had to give you $300.

Yeah, exactly. I want to see it come. Because then Midgud wins by 24 points. And Will it's like, yeah, but I got that. paper or whatever fucking weird thing you want to say. No, it's going to suck to get that money. It's just like Shane Gillis did the same thing. He gave me what, $20.

No, no, no. It was 20 points. 20 points on the Tennessee, Georgia game. And he lost, so he paid me $100. Cash. At the bar after the game. He gave it over us. I appreciate it.

That's literally all that happened. All right. $300, 25 points, and then obviously the drinks. Good luck. You too. Talk to us with the Shane Gillis, but obviously I wasn't there. This is in South Bend, Indiana.

Dude, people are... It's Shane Gillis. Yeah, Shane Gillis. We're going to get the Shane Gillie bump. Yeah. It's a nice deal. He's got an all-e. Welcome.

Yeah, I mean, he's got Gilly and Keyes that just dropped. I don't know if you've seen in Avia shorts. I'm sure you said... It's hilarious. I'm sure, like, his clips have been going on on Instagram. Like, the dude's, he's all time. Yeah, he's all time. His comedy.

Like, I was telling him on the pod, like, I was like, Taylor and I regreted that we didn't, like, no. We didn't get on our Shane Gillis shit until after the pod. It was all time. We ask about the Joe Rogan bump. We ask about what it's like, how life been since getting canceled. He's funny, man. He's just a good hang.

And it's boys that we were hanging out with all week, and they were a good fucking time. I'm bummed, I couldn't make it. Sounds like a great time. Yeah. Do we need to hit, we still got a shout-out, no free shout-on. We're 40 minutes into this thing. We can, you know, we can chop down some of that bet talk.

I mean, that's a long-winded negotiation that we just had right there. I think people would like to hear that. They probably would. But it's just we're going to obviously, oh, I mean, it doesn't really matter a whole lot. Shane Gills is a 47-minute pod. Oh. 43, even better. Shout out, no free shout-out.

Blas. Blas, does Blas when I kick us off. We get us out with a shout-out. The shot-out. The Blas, kick us out. Shut, no free shout-out, brother. So my shout-out this week goes to those places that reward you for going there frequently. So this weekend, I went to one of my favorite coffee shops out in Hendersonville.

And luckily, I was able to find my coffee card. So any 10th visit you get. get a free coffee. Whole puncture? They whole punch it. Fuck yeah, dude. That's a good one. It just so happened to be my 10th visit, and I was able to get my free coffee.

So shout out to those places who were worn. You know good and well you went there. You know when you had that 10th visit out. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. My man's having a strong showing.

Pat him on the ass, though. See what happens next week. Jackie Baby. Shout out. No free shout out goes to football weather. We had it in prime form this weekend in South Bend. It was super overcast, nice wind. You can wear a sweater.

You can wear a fucking sweatshirt over the sweater and you're still not overheating. But not cold enough to wear your toes are starting to feel it. Hopefully it's going to be the same situation this weekend in Ann Arbor. But Mitch did say it was going to be 38 and 15-degree, I mean, 15-mile-hour wind. So it might be a little bit more nippily than the ideal football weather. Bully ball time. Still will be great. Shout-out-out-out-out-out-out-all-all-all-all-out.

Other than the lack of enthusiasm, I thought that was a great shout-up-off a shout-out. It was the hand movements for me. Mine's more relevant to this past weekend and these upcoming weekends. Get it, my shout it goes to getting the window seat on the plane because one, it gives you like a little headrest so you can take a nap on until you get to look out the window and just kind of look above. Look above, like your God. Yeah.

Yeah. Did someone have done that? Done what? Really. That's a, hey, listen, that's a nice little one that I thought was done. Exit Row was one. Yeah. I'm a window guy because then you can put like a little.

I'm a window guy too. I love washing takeoff. I love watching takeoff. I love landing. Yeah, you got a, yeah. I got a weird thing. I fucking love planes. I love being on planes.

Anyway, JP. My shout out, no free shout out. I've been going to the gas stations recently and instead of buying a drink from, you know, out of the bottle, get it from the fountain to good economical move. But it's when you get the good ice because you never know what kind of ice you're getting. You know the ice that's like a Zaxpies. Yeah, that light country boy. My shout out. I know if you shout out, I go to the light,

like, crunchy, like, crunchy boys ice. Yeah. I haven't been in the Xxp's a whole lot. Is that like the Sonic Ice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is. Shout out good ice.

That's a good one. That's a good one. Are you getting a little sick? I'm coming back from being sick. Oh, no regard for people with kids. That's cool. But I love the shout out. That was a really good one.

Has that one been done? Sonic Ice? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Details. Garrett. Gertal.

Love the stash, by the way, JP. It does look outstanding. Are you? you doing a stash this weekend? Yeah. Love that. Tonight, literally. I love the gentleman like Jack who just fucking lives in the stash.

Every day I wake up and look at the mirror, I hate myself. I don't have any mustache. You see it a little bit, right? Okay, good. All right, so my shout-out, no free shout-out is when you're a little banged up in a car wreck at night. And you're about to put a movie on you, get that last minute. Maybe we should run to the gas station, get some snacks. So my shout-out, no-frey.

Shoutout is to that banged-up car wreck gas station run. That's a good one. I'll tell you what. That's a good one. The premeditated knowing you're about to get a car wreck. Oh, yeah. And go in the gas station, though. Like, what a fucking, what a deal that is, right?

For those who do that. Mine, my shout-out, no free shout-out, goes to the walking escalators. Oh, I don't use that one. What is a walking escalator? You know when you're... Oh, on the airport. When you're in those long airports, dude. Because we were in Chicago yesterday

and we were going to get some grub over in Terminal C because we heard Terminal C had the best food. That's the shit. But those walking escalators when you just see them and you're just strolling and fucking just floating at the same time. You kind of hit a different walk too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel like you need to walk different when you're doing that.

Because you can stand, you can stand and just let them take you, but it's also fun to, like, walk. And then try and hit the nice rhythm when you're getting off the walking escalator. That is a fucking great one. Hey, the eruption in the back of the bus, too. That's got to feel outstanding. There's pressure here now that I know I'm not going to get. I have a video of me and you're just walking on that thing because it's so long.

It's peaceful. You look over me and you just start dying laughing. And I'm just like, yeah, this is cool. You're like holding it up to your chair. I was doing this one. Yeah. Have you remembered my brother, Bryce? Yeah, a couple times.

That, what he just did remind me of Bryce so much. Holding it on the chest. Yeah, the little, the facial. and stuff. Anyway, my shout-out, no-free shout-out. Spooktober is now over. The spider webs, the spiders, the ghouls, the goblins, the specters, they no longer have service to you. It's 365 more days until you're able to put those bad boys back up on the shelf. Now, my shout-out, no-free shout-out, goes to those smart, genius individuals. November 1, tear that shit down and then cruise everything back up because it's Christmas.

time, baby. You get the lights going. You don't get the tree yet. The tree happens the day after Thanksgiving. Everybody knows that. You start getting lights up. Everything starts to feel a little more festive. The pictures change a little bit. Everything just feels a little more cozier, warmer. Those 32-degree days with 15-mile-hour winds, a little hot cocoa on that, a little fire kicking. That is when you know you're in the heart of the holiday season. And that is my shot-in-off-offy show-out. Well, hang on. What exactly is the shout-in-offrey show? You set a lot of sure there. The heart of holiday season? Do you want to say it all again? Do you want to say it again? Just something simply.

Right. A seamless transition from one holiday to the next is my shoutout, no free shadow. Thank you. I mean, I wouldn't interrupt for that, but I think he's just so good. And you know what's fucked up? Go ahead, Will, say what you said, then I'll tell you what's fucked up. I think putting Christmas lights up on November 1 is fucking stupid. Yeah, okay.

Will text me before is that you should do this shout-out, no free shout-out. And I go, oh, you're going to crash me as soon as I say it. He literally said, that's what your shout-out should be, because I didn't have one. And then just, you literally did that all, so you can tell me, it's fucking stupid. Because I do, I think there's two sides out there. I, like, I think there are people who do that shit. And then there's people who think that that's fucking stupid. And, like, you should, Thanksgiving has its time.

Like, has it. You cruise by my house. You know where I live. Them lights are up. Yeah, I understand. Like, are you not a big Thanksgiving guy? I think Thanksgiving has a place. I don't think it needs a whole entire month.

Like, how do you find festive? Like, in that three weeks span, it's a difficult thing to do to me. because it's the third Thursday of November, right? That's it right there. You do that. What are you going to do? How many hand turkey grafts can you make?

You can fucking trace your hand, then you put a gobre on it. I'm just saying it's not Christmas. Like it's not Christmas on November 1. It's Christmas. You're now gearing up for the Christmas season. It's not Christmas. My family spends the whole month of September

getting ready for Halloween. The whole month. Fucking, you've been there. The lights, everything. That shit comes down. and Christmas goes up in a 12-hour span. The lights are on the trees. We had a big tree in the back.

It's always lit up. That is, I think, amazing. And then you literally at night, then the daylight savings bullshit hits, and it's dark at 4 o'clock. You see those lights beaming into your house. You feel amazing. It makes you feel a whole lot better.

Then you take out your day, two days, three days, whatever you think is appropriate for Thanksgiving. You share, you give thanks. You have the big turkey. You hold hands. You go around the table. Tell everybody what you're thankful for.

That is perfect. You take those three days. because I was once like you. I was once like, hey, Thanksgiving needs their time. But then you find out, it's kind of like a dead period for you. So why not bring home them Christmas? I got Christmas is coming by being Crosby playing a repeat at my house 24-7. No, man.

I disagree. Okay. That's all right. Maybe we'll let the people decide. That pissed you off. I was thinking that when I, when I breathed, I was like, oh, fuck, I just did it again. He does do that a lot, doesn't he? Should we hear that?

Big fucking week, dude, bus and bull. I cannot believe it's here. All the work. All the work. We're going to find out who wants it more on Saturday. Throw the records at the window, boys. This is just good on good now. Should we get to the Shang Gilly pod?

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And back to our episode. Sure. Back of the bus. Am I leading this charge? Our honorable mention goes to Costco because, one, they got incredible gas and it's a whole ass gas. I mean, a whole ass grocery store

posted up next to it. We didn't include that in our top three because we knew a riot would ensue between y'all. We can already see in your face as how upset we are with just using as an honorable mention. Number three, why don't you... This one is more of a northeastern delicacy. It's Wawa.

Everybody in the Northeast, they know you go get a Wawa Hogi, get an Eagles game, go to Phillies game, where it's your go-to spot if you don't have dinner. They just have an amazing, like, made-to-order food. So that's just a northeastern. Have you guys been to a Waw-Was? Yeah. Fire?

I've seen people on TikTok too talk about how good the food is. It's actually very, very good. That's your tier three? Yeah. Do you want to do? No, we got a shot. Wah-Wad, dude. Our tier two is the gas station that walked so Buckees could run.

And that gas station is QT. Before there was a Buckees, QT came, change the game. 49 cents slushies. All the candy, all the food. Tier 2 QT. I don't know why.

It's the quick pause. I'm getting pissed off. I don't know why I'm that. For people who don't know, that is the quick trip. Yeah, everybody should fucking know. There's some hostility on that side. Number one.

This is about the king size candy bar bullshit, dude. We're new y'all. Anyways, number one, the God tier for us and should be for everyone. And if you've never been... You get the lowest prices guaranteed at Walmart. and you can also get you some gas outside.

Sorry, go ahead, Costco. Are we done? Oh, Buckees, number one, undisputed champion of the world, the largest gas station in the actual world. It's got 100 pumps. You can get fresh-made brisket, barbecue, food. You can get married there.

You can do everything. So, number one, Buckees. You can get married at Buckees? Yeah. You can't just go in and do it. You've got to, like, organize it up front. But you can go and Google Buckees married. and there's people getting ordained and officially married in Buckees.

I bet that's a good group of guys and girls there, dude. I bet you. And fire merch, so check out of Buckees as you can't. That shirt does fucking hit. Angry. Interesting. Do you want to go? Do you want me to go?

What are you writing down, dude? I'm looking up something. All right, I'll go. And I'm... Hang on, hang on, no, no, you go last now. I'm a go. Like the torches? Like the torches?

No, I'm not similar. Go ahead. all right obviously I'm not a world travel like the boys in the back this list I got five guys coming up with one list my tier three brings a level of nostalgia for me

I remember waking up as a kid my dad would be waking me up like 6 a.m. to go do whatever sport I was doing at that point in the year and we'd always stop at the super pumper and he'd always I have the floor he'd always go in there and he'd give me a

banana-flavored power bar, dude. And for whatever reason, that shit hit every time. That shit hit every time, bro. So Super Bumper is my tier three, dude. Woo! My tier two. Goes out to something that's been mentioned. Quick trip.

I think their slushies are all time. I think the horchata slushy in particular is a hitter for me. I remember going driving 20 minutes just to go to the Q T's with the boys can get their extra large slushies. I fucking love QuickTrip. In my tier one, because this is the greatest one I've ever been to, I have not had experienced

two out of the three you guys had, goes to Love's gas stations. I think Love's is when you're on a road trip and you have the choice, you see the pilots, you see the Circle K, you see Loves, you know you're making that extra half a mile just to go into Loves. The gas is affordable.

It's a nice little shopping center in there. Apparently not what Wawa was. and Bucky's is, so please God hold your pitchforks, but I do love loves. Don't be scared of that

Bucky's cult, dude. I'm a little nervous. Loki, I won't be a part of it. I've never been there. I want to go there just so and be like, yeah. Super pumper. That banana flavor power bar, bro. That shit is a hitter.

All right. It's over, thank God. Yeah, one word. Gas. I don't know. Suspect Elementary All right

Boy goes to Bucky's twice jealous He's such a troll It's nothing dude It's the same as a shell It's the same as a Circle K He said no it's not Super bumper

My words hyphenated Better than theirs What It's a synch, bro This hyphenated It's all right Listen, listen, listen. Hey, listen, listen.

Don't explain this on a podcast. Better Nairs. Better Ners. Better Ners. Let's go, Will. All right, my... Talk that shit. My honorable mention,

where I first fell in love of slushies, had one of my hometown. 7-Eleven. O-G. Yeah. Homage to 7-Eleven. No longer there. Always remembered.

My tier three. Midwest staple. Casey's. I think they have phenomenal pizza. They always have a nice little, nice little donut selection in the morning, a little bakery, get you a nice hot coffee. Oh, does Bucketys have that? Yeah, Casey's is my tier three. My tier two, it's my current, it's my current gas station that I frequent the most, and that's twice daily. Taylor, I'm going to tell a word that you said earlier. They have a nice contemporary vibe. It's very clean inside. They have pretty much everything. High quality snacks, low quality snacks.

And I really appreciate what they're doing with their business model because they have a detailed car wash in the back. Not in most. They're trying to, they're working on that. But I think they have a good business model going because they have one of those car washes that's like a full in. You get out of the car. They detail it as they take it through a monster car wash. Twice daily is a little hitter. My mouth's actually watering.

I love they got white bison coffee and a lot of their twice dailies. And that is a very good, respectable coffee brand that lives in a gas station. They're all making bets together. Like, hey, this is, we're going to rewrite the way gas. gas station coffees looked at. My tier one, my favorite, you guys have mentioned it, it is quick trip. Dude, when you're a kid and you leave the small town, you're driving on them, on them, you know, you're driving to the city. You, yeah, you're driving on them highways, dude, like you almost beg that, you almost beg your parents to stop by a quick trip. You just feel like

you enter a different status when you walk in a quick trip. They have it all. You can eat a meal in there. They got the rotating foods. They got a wide selection of slushies, Flavored coffee. They have it all. They have it all at QuickTrip. Quick Trip is without a doubt my favorite gas station of all time. From kid to adult, I always get a little giddy. I'm a little excited.

I go to a quick trip. After this. Garrett? Variety. Can we wait to your Jack for Jack? Simple. Genetic. What was that, Jack?

Generic. Different. Shut up, Blas. Fitting. Listen. I feel like that we just watched Will's whole life within his gas stations. He started out at the small place, moved to Nebraska, experience the new gas station, then he made it to the NFL and got QT.

Like, those gas stations is Will's life story. Hey, look, I think we... Taylor gives his word? No, no, no. What you got there for? King. Look, at the end of the day, we haven't been to a Buckees. I'm sure it's a great gas station, but I'll say this.

You try and be in everything to everyone, you're nothing to nobody. They got too much shit going on in Buckees to be a common man's gas station. You go there like you want to go to a Chucky Cheese. They're all common men. It's for kings. Yeah, exactly. You forget what you fucking come from when you go to Bucke's store. No, Andrew Cate was in the fucking back, dude.

Yeah. But that's why, that is why I believe that our gas station tier talk is, are the better tier talk. if the people really sat and thought, you're not going to an amusement park. I've never been to Buckees. Sounds like a great time. Yeah, I bet their gas prices are through the fucking roof, though. You all can be, you know, giving Buggies as flowers and also shitting on it at the same time.

No, we sure it's great, but it's not, you know. That's like an event. I just know the first time of y'all. You want to go to a good spot? You want a banana-flavored power bar? You got a super pumper, dude. You want the best stuff you're ever going to have? Quick trip. You want to be at Salt to the Earth people and enjoy yourself, dude.

These are the gas stations you need to go to. Right here. You just name. Another one of our top three, too. You know, Quick Trip wins. The Quitrip was in all of ours. The Internet will hold down Buckees without a doubt. I don't doubt that.

I can't wait for y'all to go to a Buckees, not to, like, be proven wrong, just to experience how chaotic it is. There's hundreds of people in there. It's almost too much, but it's something everyone should experience. Which is exactly Philly and the narrative what we're saying. I'm sure Buckees is a great time. And I know there's going to be hundreds, if not millions of people on the internet that are going to say,

oh yeah, Buckeys and they've never even fucking been to one because they just want to be a part of something. Something. Yeah. I'm sure Wawa's a good love. I've never been to Wawa. The only time I heard of Wawa was when I pulled up my phone and said Wawa's or Buckees. I'm curious, when did Tear Talk become us first y'all too?

I thought it was an individual thing. At times it's been every man for himself. I just think today we've Real and I've realized that you guys, I don't know what you guys are doing with your with your life. But you guys are trying to be something.

Will and I are sitting to our roots right here. That's all up. Does that not kind of feel like it is? That was great. They sound like they're talking to what they think people are going to want to hear. We're giving what we are. Here's what I think happens. Unless we have a strong disagreement on something.

Yeah. At the end of the day, we have to, like, there's five of them back there. It's five on two. Commenting, making comments on our stuff. So I feel like, you know, we got to battle more than just one person. We can kind of talk on our own about what our tier talks are. It's like playing the game of risk. If all of us are playing and we know you guys are playing as a group together,

Will and I got to team out. We'll sort it out later. Exactly. We'll sort out what we got to go through at the end. Because you guys team up with your one words and stuff. Yeah, you guys do. You're giggling in the back. You don't think we don't hear the giggles?

We hear those giggles in the back. Sometimes when they say something, you hear, and you're just like, fuck, they're ganging up on the script right now. Y'all can draft one of us if you need to help you guys come up in your list each week. I think we're good here. I think we're good here. I know you're going to say it's a bad idea. You just get another person to argue.

Each week you just pick somebody. Yeah. You just get somebody to argue. Like, that's the fun. I think that's the fun stuff. Who would be your first pick? To argue? Yeah.

Now, are you picking somebody? Because this person would have their own platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think. What do you mean their own platform? Like it would go back of the bus, individual said that we recruited that day and then you and me. No, I'm saying the individual helps you guys

pick your list. But that's only if we were on a team. True. Yeah, but we're not really, Will and I aren't on teams. We're just, how we have an allegiance. What a stupid idea. To get to the end. I mean, we got here.

There's seven of us. You trying to pick teams? Yeah, I was trying to see if we could start going in the, in the twos. And then you go like a team one, team two, team three and let the internet decide, like. But then it would take away from you guys as personnel. Your list are your person. That's a good point, too. Yeah.

Like your gas station. I think it would be better if we did appoint one person a week to sit on the chair and they have their own list opposed back in the bus. But they got to stand alone. No, they have their own thing too, but they got to stand alone. So they will have four columns? Yeah, we'll have four columns. Similar, like, if we just don't have a gas that's doing interior talk that week. Right.

That's not a bad idea. Yeah, we can just... I'll pull names out of a hat. Yeah. Oh, hey. Shane Gillis Pod. Quick break. This show is...

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bro. We talk the Irish, dude. We talk, we talk Irish. We're in South Bend right now. Like, this is South Bend. Like, it's exactly what I thought it would. Your attitude, you've got such a good attitude, dude. You think this is bad? You've got a great attitude. I was telling my friends. I was like, before, I was like, wait till you meet this guy. He's getting high energy, football energy, dude. He's a football guy. Yeah. You're not a fucking non-football person.

You weren't hype about the fucking the wind going on. I'm upset about the wind. I wanted to show my friend Notre Dame. I wanted to show him like. To me, you're showing them Notre Dame. This is Notre Dame. True. I called you. You were like, I'm in the indoor facilities right now. Where are you at?

The indoor facilities. I was literally showing all the boys where I ran my first four, 540. I mean, running 4, 540 is hilarious. That's so fast. That's so fast. That was a sophomore in high school, bro.

Yeah. When you get the head, like it. It's so funny. Charlie Weiss was sitting in the golf cart. with all those rings. And you had a photo op. After you ran your 40, you could walk over and do a photo op.

With Charlie Weiss. Damn. It was just like a... Too bad he didn't work out for no name. Is it? I liked a lot of the Weiss era guys. Jimmy Clausen. Jimmy Clausen's my guy.

Maybe the Weiss era guys because he's a good recruiter. But you guys have so much talent. Like nobody, you guys never did shit with all that talent. Yeah, they did never do shit. But I don't know. They could have won a couple of BCS bowls. Notre Dame gets matched up in BCS polls like you wouldn't believe, dude. Other than this last year, Oklahoma State.

Actually, Oklahoma State was supposed to be in the playoffs until the last play of their season. And then they get matched up with Notre Dame. Do you look at who Notre Dame gets matched up with in BCS polls? You'd be shocked. You guys had your, yeah, but you guys were in the playoff when it's not like. No, I know, but I'm talking back in the Royce era during the BCS, literally during the BCS era, Notre Dame's matchups would always be whoever literally got left out of the title because it would always be an at-large game yeah you know what i mean but that's that's kind of like

you guys get to do your own independent shit i know but then they get false they get fucked in the bowl games because if you're a good team you end up handling the bowl game i worked i tried my ass off to be a nether dame fighting irish guy did you know that no yeah i grew up i grew up i went to catholic school until fourth grade our principal would go to a notre dame game every year and bring back souvenirs so i grew up a nondon fan i went to their four-day camp two years in a row and went to their senior invite camp to try and get an offer. And I was like a rebound guy.

So when guys didn't commit at the Army All-American game our senior year, that's when I got offered. And they offered me as a fullback, not even a linebacker. Like I tried so hard to be a Notre Dame. Damn. They fucked up so many.

Dude, Luke Keekley wanted to be one. Really? All of them, dude. I think Sean, uh, what's his name from Penn State? Sean Lee. No shit.

They all, everybody wants to be a Notre Dame. Every white linebacker's like, Like, Notre Dame. Linebacker you. Granted, it is. That was a fucking wild take right there. It is Penn State.

That's a dumb take by me. What's that? Linebacker you. I said linebacker you, but that's false. Notre Dame? No. Yeah. I was saying that,

but I'm saying that that's definitely not. It is Penn State. But yeah, bro. I wanted to be a fucking. That's a white lineback of dream, dude. But you got to give the coaches credit. That's tough to weed through which white lineback is going to be good. I think I'm,

I think I'm probably one of Charlie Whitebacker. his biggest recruiting messes of all time. You see a guy running a white lineback and run a four five. You got a fucking offer. Yeah, sophomore year high school. That's a hard work. That's so hard to run a four five as a white guy. Yeah.

You couldn't really be on our tour. Yeah, what's on fuck, dude? Yeah, so I'm trying to get, uh, we're like doing this tour for the vlogging and everything like that. And I asked if Shane and his squad can be on the, uh, go on tour with us. And I was told. No, they've passed on me. Literally, the response was, isn't he spicy?

And all I said was, he's a comedian. He's a massive Notre Dame fan. Wait, what? They said, they said, isn't he spicy? They said, isn't he spicy? I said, he's a massive Notre Dame fan. He's a comedian. I say, yeah, based on, you know, some of his shows and Catholics, it's a no-go.

I'm a pro-Cathletic. You went to West Plains? West Point, yeah. West Point, yeah. That's a 4-5-40, white running back line. That's what it's a, that's what it. takes to run a four or five as a white guy you gotta say things like you're at the west planes what was your uh what was your 40 dude laser laser i'm not kidding it was like a five

i swear to god like i was i was about i was probably 290 at this camp it was a scout dot com dude scout dot com no joke i might have run of i think it was a 58 5 9 and i was like under 6 nice And I had a coach, well, you know how it is with the fucking hand time for me a coach. Yeah. He'd be like 5-1. Yeah. Be like, nice. I run a 5-1.

Put out recruiting tapes. Be like, Shangela, 6-3-2-90 pounds, 5-140. And then I go to a camp to like 6-2. I was like, holy shit. I'm not going anyway. Did you have offers? I think it was Army. It was Army Temple in eastern Michigan.

Those were the down to the bottom three. You got fucking offers, though. The bottom three. Were you a dog in high school? No. You can be on. I was this in high school. I fucked around.

I was just big. I played, I played double A Pennsylvania football. It was small. Were you one of the locker room favorites? Were you like the Vives guy? I mean, I was the captain,

but I was like, let's skip working out today, right, fellas? Let's go fuck around. You know, you were a captain? Yeah. That's fucking sick. It's pretty sick.

You're right. You're one of the only guys. You're one of the only guys as an Dolphins like, yo, that's funny. You were the high school football captain? That's sick. Anyway, sorry. I thought you're the captain at West Point.

Oh, no. I was at West Point for three weeks. I showed up, dude. The vibes were not chilled. Those guys, they were trying to work out so hard, dude. You quit after three weeks. Yeah, I got there and cried and went home, dude. That was my military service.

I swore in. They shaved my head. I started crying and they were like, you can leave. I was like, all right, I'm out of here. Oh, that is fucking hilarious, bro. And then I went to Elon. I played one season at Elon. I would love to know, like, who your roommate was at your three weeks at West Point and be like, hey, what did you thought?

You know, it's funny. It was my roommate at West Point, but I was in the class with Villanueva that tackle from the Steelers. Oh, no shit. Me and him were in the same class. So we got recruited together. He was like six fucking ten. And he went on to become like an army ranger and then a 12 year NFL vet. Yeah.

I was just in my parents' house. My dad, we'd be watching the Steelers game. My dad was like, no, that's a man. He was like refusing to kneel during the National Anthem. My dad was like,

that guy's tough. And I'll sit in there. Damn, dude. I'm trying to plug in the Xbox 360 in the basement. I got an NCAA, A 14. You still fuck with Villanueva? No, I didn't know.

I didn't know. Had you talked to him since? No, no, no. You know, you're, I didn't talk to him since I cried. You're comedic ascendance? As soon as I cried, I left. Bro, we got, dude, Bill and theueva, the dude's got, he's got some jaw work on him. That's, no.

What his face? No, the dude can talk for hours. Like, the deepest shit, bro. He can go down any rabbit hole. Yeah, he's smart. He was a fucking army ranger in Afghanistan. Yeah, we got baked. We were at the Pro Bowl.

Obviously, I wasn't a pro bowl guy, but I was at the pro bowl. You were hanging out. Yeah, we were hanging out. My man was just, dude, we were just, we talked for like three hours, bro. Yeah. He saw you cry? No, I don't think he was, he wasn't in my squad. Thank Christ.

Hang on, let's get the shade. Did you actually cry? At Westmore, I did cry. But not while they were shaved. Probably not around. No, no, no. No, not while they, they weren't shaving my head. And I was like, you're not a bitch like that.

No, but one, dude, after like, yeah, you find out pretty quick. You're like, fuck. I fucked up so bad. This sucks. Yeah. Just because of like the culture, like, all the shit you had to do all the time? Yeah.

Yeah. You're going to be like the dude from a full metal jacket. I was close, dude. I was close. Just sitting on your fucking, just getting the shit beat out of you. It's soap and the pillowcase. Yeah, well, that's the other thing.

It wasn't West Point's boot camp is not like that. It's not like, it's not Vietnam Marines boot camp. It's fucking West Point is designed for dorks to, it's for kids who got 1600s to become troops. So it's like... Is it bad that I'm not aware of that?

No. I think you wouldn't imagine that it's not that hard. West Point's boot camp is not that hard. Okay. It is if you're 300 pounds and don't want to be there. Like the hardest... They make you do like 10 push-ups at a time and then jog.

Most of it's just standing still. Were you strong as fuck? No. I'm just curious. I'm really curious. No, I wasn't. I wasn't.

I wasn't. I had a good frame. I'm long. Could have been, but I had no ass. I had a flat ass. Oh, that's so tough,

bro. It's the worst. Yeah, not having that. That's just a guarantee, like that guy's can't be good at football. When your lower back sticks out furthering your ass, I still got that going.

It's not a good. It's not a good. My dad sent me a picture today. Because I did go on the tour. Sorry, Notre Dame. I did go on the fucking tour. my dad took a picture of me like looking at like the Heisman trophies it looks like I'm taking a piss

my fucking back sticks out so much further than my ass it looks like I'm standing out anyway oh is this buzzing with the boys what are we doing this buzzing with the boys this is good stuff this is fucking good stuff because the bros aren't laughing they're sitting there dead silent you guys need to start fucking laughing you guys are too cool for school we got five guys sitting around we need an audience we need a little laugh he's working some bits of I'm trying to work out some bits right now. I like the Minnesota always has fucking Muslim running backs, dude. Yeah, we got the Nebraska Minnesota game.

It's fucking 10-10. The defense, the black shirts are dead. Kind of the pink shirts, dude. Yeah, we're not. Not to be homophobic, dude. I didn't want, no, I didn't mean to be homophobic. That's not even homophobic. I'm just saying you ain't got to call us like the pink shirts.

We just say we just got to say the black shirts are kind of dead right now. We're figuring it out. we're in a rebuild. Unfortunately, you guys would probably give No Dame a game. Yeah, I think so. I mean, No Dame would be favored by like 10, but. Yeah.

Especially. No-Dane can lose to anybody. But you guys' off-season are always like, oh, this is the year. That's not true. There's so many common misconceptions about No-Dame football. That's one of them. That's one of them. You can check the last eight years where No-Dame's pre-season rank and where they finished.

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It's Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson, those three. Now Georgia's ascended. That's kind of it. LSU, kind of, Oklahoma, kind of. But Notre Dame's in that second tier that's always right there. It is what it is. I think that's arguable, though. Like, y'all's schedule's a little.

Look at the, there's a fucking guy. That's not a misconception. Look at the strength of schedule every year, bro. It's not, yeah, but every year the teams that are on that's Google it, bro. Every team, every team that starts on your schedule, it looks nice. But then as the year unfolds, it's like, all these guys weren't that fucking good. Like, well, you're going to claim Stanford and USC? No.

No, I'll claim fucking Clemson. I'll claim Ohio State. We won at Ohio State. Got your ass whoops. We were leading in the fucking second half. What are you talking about? That was a close game. You guys ended up getting your ass whoops.

I think they lost my, like, yeah. And maybe. Was that right? It was a close game. Oh. All right. I might have been off. That's one year, though.

If you look up, I swear to God, Nodem, Strength, and schedule is pretty intense every year. They pick who they want to play, but they do pick, like, you know,

they will play Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State. Now it's been unfortunate that USC has sucked for a decade, but they're back. Now it's, that's tough.

It seems like I'm getting wrong right here. Let's switch it up. How's life been since getting canceled at SNL? Like, what happened at SNL? It's just been good, bro. I developed a pretty nasty drinking habit, but other than that,

shit's been pretty good, dude. Just, oh, man, I saw you on a couple of pods. Everybody always asked about this. Dude, I look back on. Before you got on the bus, before you got on the bus, it's just me and Taylor. Taylor didn't know who I was. He thought I was a guy that entered the building.

It was like, it's up, dude. We got on. And he was like, so SNL what's that like also it's one of my biggest regrets like here's what we need to address dude first thing's hang on hang on hang on we'll get to that because I know what you're wanting to address

that's one of my bigger regrets because I started listening to all your stuff because we had our group chat going and everything else I started listening to all the shit I started consuming Shane Gillis and then I realized because I'd see the comments like these dudes don't even know who the big dog is for real and I'm thinking fuck like I should have done a little bit more homework but that's probably my biggest regret looking back on that pop.

Dude, that's totally fine. Because we had a little bit of a Shane gilly bump. You got an audience, bro. I got the bros. You got the bros. Dude, they're nasty little fuckers. They'll hop in there. Who are these two CTE fucking retards?

Shane's a retard too. These fucking, these don't even know our big bro. But could you, for the love of God, fix the fucking camera angle on the bus, dude? For a fat guy, dude. that side angle is insane. It's insane. How would you,

how would you recommend? No, I'm, fuck it. I mean, probably this is fucking. This end of the couch is sunk in,

dude. I don't know. Hey, you do look small as fuck. You're like sitting over there, hey, the camera angle's on the bus. Like,

it's guys on me out, dude. Fuck, I didn't realize I was slaps like that. Now, you were right. The bus camera angle,

the guest's angle, is... I was bummed. It was hot in there. My dark red, the angle was up from the side. I'm like, yeah, the S&L was pretty tough. Fuck, dude. I saw people after I did that episode that were like,

you've been working out. You look good. You looked insane on that episode. We were worried about you on that episode. So anytime they're, I saw you after the episode. They're like, there.

This guy's not that bad. All right, let's let's, let's, let's, let's go out of the boys camera adds 40 fucking pounds. Bro, that ain't,

that's kind of true. Like, we did, you guys are behind the table, sitting down, we did the, we did the, uh,

we did the bus the other day, so he could, like, uh, he could do something funny with production. But I was sitting there looking at myself in the corner compared to looking to myself.

I unbutting my shirt to where my belly's hanging out. And then I had myself in Taylor's chair. and me on the couch, I look massive, dude. And then in the corner where I'm at, I look like a fit little boy. Yeah, well, the couch, also, the camera angle, you're the closest. You're fucking just profile slouched on a chair. We could probably work on that. No, fuck it.

It's very funny. It's very funny. Just keep it, dude. It's funny. Derek Henry doesn't look like that. No, of course. Yeah, Derek Henry's literally a horse. That's a fucking horse.

All right. let's fucking the case race is that is that one to talk about yeah yeah let's talk about we gotta talk about it I've got nothing but regrets I still regret it I heard you on uh I heard you on shows I heard you on shows talking about it a little bit I haven't you're the only one that looked good on that and you I came out I did came I did come out a little

hilarious on that oh man except like nothing worse like I took some matter all like there's a room I knew you guys were on PEDs dude I had to you you you set a different bar I feel like I ruined it. I ruined it. The competitive nature ruined it. But I enjoyed it. It was for him. Dude, I had a good time. But I feel like I was talking you off a ledge a little bit those next few days.

You had the scariest for like the next few days. You had the scariest for like the next one. I was done, dude. That hurt. Shane would text me like, hey, bro, I just, I've been reading the comments. I just, I want to fucking take my own life right now. That hurt, dude. Because then that fucking Stephen came in and tried to fight me. Bro, hey, dude, I was so hammered. I didn't even realize. that then it happened. I didn't even fucking realize that happened.

I literally, I was like, we woke up because, you know, as soon as something like that happens while you're hammered, it's done. You're just like,

all right, whatever, that guy was dumb. Me and him talked about it immediately after. It was fine. Yeah. Normally you would never remember that.

But then it's on the internet and you get to watch that go down. And then people have, man, Shane should have fucked him up. What a pussy. He's like, dude,

you think I'm going to get fucking, to come in a wrestling match at Barstool with face paint on. Wasn't it like, boy, he was kind of pushing the envelope, I felt like. Like it took,

it took a while for it to even get there because you weren't even, no, I wouldn't even being serious like that. I was over there to eat popcorn. That's the other thing. I didn't know it was seriously either, so I was like screaming shit at him

thinking clearly there's no way we're actually fighting. I was like, I'll have you fucking fired asshole. You want to get fired, dumbass? Like, but I guess it.

I'll make sure you're fired. Yeah, in hindsight, it did look like I'm serious. So maybe I was, dude. I don't know. It was nothing. What do you feel like you would do different? Nothing, dude. I win again.

I would win again. I will continue to go. I'm defending my title every time they have that. Would you, you feel like you'd slow it down? Hey, because let's get, let's not get a twisted. You were right behind you. You guys were pushing the pace. But you were always won ahead of us.

I know. I tried to stay one ahead the whole time. But in. Rome wasn't drinking like me and me. He didn't drink a goddamn thing. You're not 17 beers in an hour. I was fucking retarded. You don't say that word.

Nick and I are not the black eyed peas. We don't say it like that. Nick and I were like the, an actual like full team. You guys were working. Yeah, like trying. Like I don't have to look him in the eyes and say, hey, you got to drink.

Do you see this fucking machine over there? You guys were working, dude. Because I was blacked, bro. Like, I mean, we were all blacked out. You, dude, I don't, I don't, I never want. I never rewatched the full thing. But what I remember was you trying to shake the hand of the delivery guy. And it's one of my favorite things.

I'm like, you with no pants, sting face, like, I just want to shake your hands, sir. Everyone's like, everyone's like,

Will, sit down, dude, chill the fuck out. I'm just trying to shake his hand. Oh, oh. Yeah,

I mean, you came out good because you're the, bro. You're the nicest, you're the nicest, dude. But like, yeah.

We started watching highlights in the middle the fucking case race. We started throwing on Indomacan Su highlights. I love Indomacin Su. The problem was... It felt like the problem was some of the vibes of the other boys were off. I don't want to blame them. We're off.

I don't want to blame those guys, but I felt like they were saying weird shit to me. Let's do it. We're not going to blame them at all. We're not in the blame type of game. Let's just say we're in the film room. Let's say we're sitting there. We got the squire. We're running the team meeting.

Okay. The outside noise, that'll take care of itself. Listen, we're all about the fellas inside of these four. walls. But if we're going to take accountability for what happened, I felt like KB was off. He came in with some weird, some weird negative vibes because he was talking about the scholarships of with wrestlers with wrestlers and football players. And he, but he was trying to take care of like some rent stuff that was going on. So he had some weird vibes. I felt like Sass's vibes were off a little bit. Because I feel like Sass was,

I feel like Sass was like you were kind of rubbing off on him a little bit. Yeah, but I was, I would, I tried to body Sass earlier. but clearly that's out of friendship. Yeah. Like that would never be like... I felt like Sash was trying to like become a little bit more of like, you know, trying to make you laugh because you're the, you're the big dog. You're the big dog comedian.

Well, see, that's the thing that hurts is whenever I get started getting calling like the big dog and like, that's what it seemed to happen to me where they would be like, chain, chain, is this funny? Is this funny? And I'd be like... You're alter ego. Like I can't, I can't. I'm not going to...

I'm not the big dog. Like, I'm a fucking moron. I'm drinking 17 beers and pissing myself. Like, I'm not, I don't know. I don't know. And in some way in the middle of it. Big cat's nasty, dude. Big cat's nasty nasty.

Big cat is weird nasty. People don't know that. Big cat's a little nasty fucker. Yeah. Good bro. Real good bro. But he's low-key sticking the knife in you a little bit in the back. Yeah.

Yeah. He enjoys the drama. He knows how to jab and he knows how to, like, pull back in the middle. He knows how to do a jab and then in the middle of throw him the jab. He, like, somehow plays victim. he's good at it he's good he stirs the pot yeah he stirred the pot immediately

he came in while I was getting my face paint it was like dude I didn't know Will and you had beef first of all we never had beef first of first of all I know what you're doing so I just ignored it I was like yeah I do have beef with him fuck him gonna fuck him up because I mean yeah but he was immediately

and then there started to be chatter there was like you think you can win this and like it got competitive people were like no I'm definitely gonna win I'm gonna be real I had nerves going into it. Because I saw the photos. Are you a rogue in the beers everywhere? Like, oh, this is the big dog.

And Shane hit me up. He's like, hey, we're, we doing this? I was like, y'all. I was fired up to do it. I was fired up to put on a show with you. Yeah. And then when I saw you were doing it, I was like, all right. I'm in.

And Roan, that was also my favorite part. It was toward the end. You started turning on Roe. Yeah. You're like, she didn't fucking drink anything. He didn't know. He wasn't talking shit, though. He wasn't even talking shit.

I know, but you, how can he talk shit when you weren't any part of, like, you just stood up, you were standing over him. You didn't drink a fucking thing. It's like, all right, man. Just randomly a player starts attacking an equipment manager. You didn't do shit, bro. Would you do it again? Yeah.

I don't know, but at the beginning when you first got out, you're like, I would never, I felt like you'd probably never do that shit again. I think we could do it and have fun. now that we've all done it together and know how bad it can go. Yeah. No money. Money talk was the most embarrassing. That's the most embarrassing. Because I even joined Dan on some of it too.

That's when I'm like, oh, fuck, you know it gets weird and out of hand. That's the most crippling. I don't even remember. I don't even want to try and figure out what we said. I don't either. It was something about how much you make. It was something about it was bad.

And then the pizza guy showed up and we were all like, I'll tip him 400 fucking dollars. And it got like in, insulting. This guy was, yeah, I felt like it was pretty insane. It felt like one of those YouTube videos where they're like, watch how much money I gave this homeless guy. He was like, I'm just delivering pizza. And Will stands on, I'm going to shake your fucking hand.

It's so scary. The penis jokes that came out of that, bro. I have JJ Reddick texts me the next morning like, hey, what were you doing with your pants off? How'd you know about that? He's like, I have sources inside the building. And then apparently all the yak. they have a group chat talking about my fucking not even a horn like a little turtle head

anybody's dick on Adderall is minuscule I just need that out there I need that out there that it was we were also I might have been one of the guys pointed out and saying nasty things about it but for real hey I think you did I think you did probably that sounds funny I don't even know how my pants got off bro just all of a sudden

oh and then they just ended up off be asleep on. Gotta keep the inflammation of a, which, by the way, I had a workout now. Yeah, I know. You're like, Hey, immediately when I got the workout with Atlanta,

I hit up Shane. Yeah. Oh, I got about that. That was a nasty thing I said on the bar stool. He's like, bro, you know.

I was like, give up, dude, look at you. And it really said in. He was wearing face paint like, ah, shit. Oh, shit. Maybe this guy's right.

Yeah. Um, I, dude I love mine, man. His was good. His was good. Mine was the funniest looking. Yeah, I thought the way you guys,

the way you need up on the helmets is a funny look. Because Nick backed out on me with the wrestling. I don't know, man. Fuck those yak. Pussies. No, I like them. For real, those guys are the best.

Dog. We got to get, yeah, we just have a nice time. I think we got to do it again. We're going to do it. it again. Unless the belt, unless it were the champions forever, me and Roan. I was trying to get me and you on a team.

It'd be a bloodbath. I'd be a bloodbath. Yeah. It would have been over. I was disappointed at Roan's intake. I legitimately think he had four. He was trying as hard as he could. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. True. I was. I was trying as hard as I could.

But in Roan's defense, like, I would ride those coattails, too. Like, the way, because we actually had you in the last. Guys were up like one. And then you literally just chubbed two and one. You like, oh, you like, look to wrong. Like, hey, it's all good. Yeah.

Hit both. And I was like, fuck. Next thing you know, I'm on a couch having a heart to heart with fucking sass about stand-up comedy. I think everyone had a heart to heart with sass that night, bro. Talk about stand-up. That's another thing. I don't like the commenters going to sass for that night.

He was getting a lot. Can you imagine being 21 doing that? All the shit he had that he does do. And he's like 21. Like everybody, I feel like, misses the point that he's a young cat in the game he's 21 dude if I did a case race I mean it was bad I'm 34 and that was embarrassing 13 years ago that would have been nuts I would have cried I would have cried

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Clems is minus four. Yeah, I got Notre Dame one, though. I mean, it's obviously going to come out after the fact. But I do think I do think Notre Dame's... I think Notre Dame had a chance until they banned me from their facilities. You got in, though? I got in on the little back door. He was like, yeah, he's like, I don't fucking need you guys.

I was like, hang on now. We are team Gilly. We can talk about the Gilly and Keyes. Broke my heart. How's that shit doing? It's good. what's that mean? The way you just kind of...

Now, dude, don't trick me into drinking and talking about money again. Gileon Keynes did good. That's good, right? Yeah, I feel like you're kind of on the wave of like the, like, maybe it's off, but like the Andrew Shulls where you guys kind of... Yeah. Yeah, you can just... But you stand up on YouTube.

You can do it. It seemed like life's been good since the whole cancellation thing. Yes. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. Hey. How much has the Rogan... Is the Rogan bump real?

No, Rogan Bump's insane. How many times you've been on Rogan? I did Rogan like five times this year. So that's... Okay, we ain't got to talk about money. Let's talk about audience. Like, what... I need to hear something tangible about this Rogan bump.

Then I need you to get me off. So I did Rogan once, and the episode was not great. I was nervous. We talked about SNL. I was just nervous. I never met him really. So it was just a one-on-one, and it was like, it was bad. It wasn't good.

Are you talking like night before, day of? You're just like-night before I was like, holy shit. Like this is, and it was the same, it was the week after I filmed my special or the same week. It was very, I think it was the same week. I was in Austin. So it was just an intense week. And I was by myself. I was standing at Tim Dillon's house that he wasn't at.

So I was just in like a mansion in the hills in Texas. alone doing the most important things in my career and then going home into an empty mansion like what the fuck and then uh yeah we did rogan and it was like i don't know i was i was just nervous so you get done it was like a fucking bomb went off it was like that ringing like whoa i just died and you don't see if you have a bad episode you don't see a bump there's no real i mean you'll get a bump like 10 000 followers something like that but nothing but then we started doing it and me, Ari, and Norman with him. It's more

of a party. You guys did like, you guys did like your own kind of case race, I felt like. Yeah. Somewhat, yeah. Unfortunately, Ari, yeah, we just drank as much as we could. Ari, Ari tried to drink with me and he died.

And then Rogan tried last episode. How'd that one go? He died. Is that one out? It is, but there was some editing going on, dude. Really? Rogie's got on there. edited some things out. As in like saving,

showing how bad of an ass beating it was type of deal? Like that he couldn't hang? It wasn't the pride about the drinking. It was the pride about how fucked up he was. It was just fucking crazy, dude. Well, we had a beer bong. It was the end of the podcast. We all started bonging beers.

Like this was the last one we did together. Sorry, I'm losing my voice. The last one we did together was like the first one that was like kind of sober. Until the end. At the very end, Jamie brought out a beer bong. and we all started bonging beers and Joe's competitive and he was like I can drink with you

I can bong just as many as you and I was like Were you trying to tell him like Hey listen no you can't? No I was instantly I was like Let's go dude please I Because I've never seen Rogan fucking obliterated

Dude we bonged like five or six In like 20 minutes He was he turned gray His face was gray And he was like But he was blacked out But he was still in like Podcast mode

So we'd be like talking to the mic and we were all just hanging out the show was clearly over we're just sitting in the studio talking and it was like say that into the mic and we're like Joe

dude we can't use this we cannot use this his head falls into we stayed in the room for I'd say five five and a half hours and the podcast is three hours long so for two hours

it was just rogan blacked out like take it out come on fellas dude Jamie pull that up Jamie, what was the fucking video I showed you

So what's the What of those bumps Was like that's that Those have been huge Massive Massive Like do you go on Like Gillian Keith's come out

You're like yo I'm gonna get on the I'm gonna jump I'm gonna hop on the pod I'm sure he's like Hey you want to come on the pod Fucking yeah he's dude He's

Yeah there's a lot of those comics There out there Joe Rogan's like The man at like Helping Right He'll help if he thinks you're funny he'll help you it's you're a funny cat it's cool there's a lot of guys

that are like big and famous that would be like you know try to keep the new guys down yeah i can't let you get too big he's he's he's one that's like delighted if shit's going well for other people is there like a uh is there like little cliques in the comedian world yeah but it's all self it's all perceived it seems like you're in the good click you're it seems like yeah but it's all perceived like before i was in this this group i was like fuck this group what group like the like you start the you're in our group and then you ascended to the rogan group no no no no no i mean before i was with the guys i'm with now so like with rogan and his all those la comics that were like rogan and bert and sagura and all these guys yeah before i met i was in an open micer in philly

i'd be sitting there like fuck those guys they're not that good they suck yeah then they're like hey, you're pretty good. You're like, dude, you guys are the fucking best. I love you guys. I love you guys so much. I was just being gay, dude. I mean, that's how it works in anything, in anything. Yeah.

It really is. Like, you know what I mean? I just thought you were about to drop something right there, but then I saw you're thinking. No, I was just taking a picture. I was just perfect. No, I know what you mean. It's like you're kind of like, you're salty because you're not in the world. You're like, it's a selfish thing.

Yeah. It's a self-defense. You're insecure. You're insecure. you know you're like I'm better than them it's like no you're not I would say I'm better than people when I was like I had five minutes of material I'd be like that guy sucks dude and then you meet them and you're like fuck I'm I'm the biggest douche of all time

yeah you're like this dude's a good fucking dude yep but I do that as normal I think everybody I literally think everybody's like and then you watch them kill and then you watch them kill like I remember there was a comic that I would like I like shit all over I was like this guy sucks and then I happened to do a show with him that night and he just murdered and I had to follow him and I was like, Dave. Are you not a lot of Sam since you've given him? Yeah, I don't want to talk shit

about. No. See, I feel like if I talk shit on somebody, I'd be like, I was wrong about this motherfucker. I think I've said it to him. That's good. But yeah. So you want to say it into the mic? I'm just fucking. How long

we've been rolling? I feel like because one thing like, we're literally it's game day. It was a game. It's Notre Dame game day. I was just drinking beers with my dad outside of the stadium. And it was a good vibe. We had a good vibe going on. I hated being like, hey, we had the pod lined up.

I've been excited about this. We couldn't get it in this morning. I do fucking appreciate you. No, I've been excited about this, dude. You guys fucking rule. Bussing with the boys is, it's the shit, dude. You fuck with Bustin with the boys? I really do.

I hate the Taylor couldn't be here. I know. That would have been fun. I would have liked to have told him how much I fucking hate Michigan. Duh. I fucking hate. I fucking hate. Michigan, bro. Yeah, because you were saying

when you were on the bus the first time, you felt like you weren't really like going at us. On moments where you would be like, you know, you're big, though. You're big, though. No, I was, with Michigan, here's the Michigan. They have half a title since fucking Adolf Hitler was alive. Half a title since then. And here's the thing. Like, right now,

everybody's like Michigan's good. They're doing what Michigan always. They've had one win in the last how many years. They beat Ohio State last year. That's it. Now all of a sudden, everyone's like, Michigan's top. Michigan could beat Clemson.

What? Michigan? I mean, Michigan could, I feel like, could be Clemson. I know Clemson's not that great. Yeah, Clemson's not nice. That's the thing. But to me, Clemsons is a fucking resume.

You think Michigan's the most fraudulent undefeated team? I do. Hang on, hang on. So this is going to come out. I mean, everybody's listening. We got the Buston Bowl. Now that everybody's listening, we got the Buston ball this.

weekend. I'm big red, dude. You think we got a shot? No, I think. Oh, it fucking happened. It's 20 to 10. Minnesota's running away with this thing. Rebuild year. No, I think Michigan's going to run the ball down your throats. I thought you just said you were big red, brother.

I'm big red, dude. It's going to be a tough one. Michigan is good. I'm not saying that. You just said there weren't fucking good. We need, we need some juice. We need juice going into the, I just hate Michigan. And I hate that just that one game, which everybody in the world was cheering for it. I was cheering for him when they beat Ohio State last year.

That was fun. Fuck Ohio State. I do hate Ohio State. Unless Michigan beats them, then I fucking... Michigan's... They're the worst, dude. I used to hate Penn State. I used to think Penn State was the gayest team of all time.

Turns out it to Michigan. Michigan, I will say this. I'm surprised that Taylor being a first-round pick and all the stuff he's accomplished in the NFL that we can't get more than a couple, more than just two sideline passes. Yeah, you should be upset about that, you should go down there with an AR-15.

You should go straightening some things out. He had an illness. He had a mental illness. No, they, I don't know. Let's say Michigan loses that, all right, you can't do that in football, so that's a bad argument. That's their one win.

Hardball, before. that one Michigan Ohio State win, Harbaugh is on the way out, dude. He has sucked the entire time. So far this year, their only wins Penn State. Their schedule has to be dead last in the country. It's the worst schedule I've ever seen. But to just play devil's advocate. We're all basing Michigan being good off of the one win last year.

But to play devil's advocate, they took care of business with all of their Yeah, they've run the, they've rushed for 400 yards against Hawaii. Why? Yes, consistently. That's a good club back. They beat the fuck out of who they got today. Ruckers. They got Yukon, UMass, whoever the fuck they play every week.

It's unbelievable. Now, as a Notre Dame fan, yes, we lost to Marshall at home. I'm not saying we're good. And Stanford. You guys lost Stanford. Stanford sucks. I'm not saying Notre Dame wouldn't get

fucking destroyed by Michigan this year. Notre Dame does suck right now. I'm not saying. that you know what I mean yeah yeah this isn't about no day you're trying to be an objective football hand is fucking overrated it's annoying and I hate to see teams get rewarded for having a soft schedule because that's what happens Alabama gets it every year Alabama gets what rewarded for having a fucking week-ass schedule they play one away game every fucking season dude it's insane yeah that's now they obviously obviously just start just start yeah you got really you got that's a great point

He's that he, that's where he went to school. Obviously, Alabama's, they're the best team, without a doubt, in college football history, without a doubt. They still get rewarded on some bullshit. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I feel like the ACC, bro. Is it who's comes to play this year? I don't know.

Syracuse. They play Wake's actually not bad. Wake's better than every team. Wake in Penn State. Syracuse and Penn State close. Just as good as anybody Michigan's played. But I don't hear people saying

Clemson's the best. I hear people saying Michigan's great. Everyone's going, Clemson kind of sucks. That's fair. Maybe I always Taylor is here to go back and forth about it. Because I do see that side of it. Like, I root for the blue just because, obviously.

Your boys. Yeah, boys. And we need the, and we need the big 10. We need the big 10 to show up. I fucking hate the Big Ten. See, I'm pro Big Ten. But with the, with the emergence of the SEC in the last

couple years, I'm becoming a Big Ten, man. Why? Because the SEC fans are just so fucking annoying? No. Hey, that will be the end of the trailer. There you go. No, I uh, yeah, I just like the North. I hate the fucking sad. This is southern

football is so annoying. A bunch of white racists in a fucking stadium being like oh you fucking yikes don't know it it's like bro you racist do you go to their game day experiences though what's yeah i mean it's your rules it's a good time it does i just hate to see all those southern racists just keeps benefiting off of black athletes hey you're stand-up bit on fucking bama bro that's from the heart dude dog that shit is so funny man i was i was watching a fucking thing about Alabama's first black players

and they were like, it was 1971. And I was like, Jesus Christ. 71, the first black guy? And in the bit, you're like, no, we did it because they lost the USC. It was that USC, USC came down to Tuscaloos and blocked them up. A bunch of black dudes from L.A.

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