Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Are The Cowboys Poised To Dominate The Giants & Will Christian McCaffrey Run Wild Past The Jaguars? Description

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

The Boys are back for week 10 of Slips & Picks and winning is the name of the game. Last week, Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) and The Mule (Delanie Walker) delivered a strong portfolio with each man delivering a 9-5 record. William Gekko (Will Compton) also gave the people a winning record at 8-5. Each man has delivered on their promise to increase units for their clients. Here are the season records after nine weeks: Chet Savage: 70-58-1 (54.3%) William Gekko: 60-49-1 (54.5%) The Mule: 72-47 (60.5%) This week’s card includes several home dogs and intriguing matchups: Will the Dallas Cowboys cover more than a two-touchdown spread vs. teh New York Giants? Christian McCaffrey is chasing history as the San Francisco 49ers head to Jacksonville to challenge the Jaguars. Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals host Offensive Rookie of the Year candidate C.J. Stroud and the Houston Texans. Will Lamar Jackson continue another MVP season against Myles Garrett and the Cleveland Browns? Josh Dobbs’ Minnesota Vikings host Derek Carr’s New Orleans Saints. Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this Sunday’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to slips and picks. I'm your host, Chet Savage, alongside me as always, Willie Gecko, and to his left, Theodore Meal Jenkins, aka Michael Blackson. What's going on with the glove there, brother? When you get units, you get teatimes. Remember that. When you get these units, you get tea time, baby.

When you get units, you get tea times. Let's go to the interns real quick for a recap of last week, and I think if you bet with this last week, you'd be pleasantly surprised with all three of these gentlemen here. Thank you, Joe. Gentlemen, another impressive week by the three of you. Truly inspiring stuff. Once again, you have all made it off of the enemy list for a week,

but it comes for everybody, so please be wary of that. Chet went 9 and 5 on the week. Gecko, 8 and 5, and the mule, 9 and 5. So a lot of consistency, a lot of good things to look forward to. Back to you guys in the studio. All right, thank you, interns, as always. Thank you guys for the love. Thank you guys for the love, the individual love,

the winning streak since I had the down week when I was. out of the office. You've really come back in a big way the last two weeks. Yeah, yeah, I feel good about it. Again, this is a marathon. It's not a sprint. You've got to be patient. You have to lean into the discomfort. And we're here to make some money. We've been doing that collectively for the past few weeks. Indeed. The mule, he's, yeah, he's goaded right now. He's the king. He's the king. He's goaded. I don't have a problem with it at all. Me neither. The glove thing makes me a little uncomfortable, but I can get past that. Let's get into our buyer's sell segment. I'm going to give these gentlemen four games. They're going to tell me who they're taking and why

they're taking them. They can beat the under, the over, and bet this game however they want. The first game we're going to look into is the San Francisco 49ers at the Jacksonville Jaguars. The 49ers at this point are favored at minus three, but they've dropped the last three games they've played coming out of a buy. Gekyll, who are you going to go with this game and why? Both teams on a bye week.

I like the Niners because they're healthy. I think before they drop three, right? We talked about, you've alluded to it as well. You know, they're not needing Kittle to score. they're not needing to use all these weapons because you got Debo, you got Christian McCaffrey. And when you look at CMC and I, I got some nice data points here. Before they dropped their last three, CMC's touching the Rock 25 times, 23, 23, 27, 21. In the last three games now, and he's been a little unhealthy.

He's touched the ball, 14 touches, 15 carries, 12 carries. CMC's now healthy. You're going to get them in the Rock. You got Debo back. You got Trent Williams back. I like them in Jacksonville. The question you have to ask is, where is San Francisco? Francisco week, it's through the air.

Trevor Lawrence, he could have a big day ahead of him. But I like the boys to get back on track. I don't think they lose four in a row. I just don't, I'm not buying it. You believe in the boys out west. I believe in the boys out west. You've got to cut through that humidity. Down in Jacksonville.

Mule, where are you going on this game, brother? Man, you know, let me give you something, man. Jaguars is six and two against the spread. And the 49ers is four and four against the spread. Time out, time out, time out. Where's the historic data? Yeah, you're our history, T. Yeah, you're the...

Hey, look, that's next week. You know... I signed up for social studies. I want to learn about what's going on. You're the favorite teacher. I'm going to get you all that next week. It's so bad to get in your class. They played 130 times.

They're 65 and 65. Hey, but that hit, though, that 9 and 5 hit history lesson, boy. But like I said, the Jaguars are six and two against the spread. Against the spread, they're six and two. The 49ers are four and four right now against the spread. And they've been, they 0 and 3 after they lost the Dallas. Is it the Dallas? Is it the Dallas?

white red towel blue towel whatever the hell they call white towel it's like the opposite of good luck chuck like you're not going to find your wedding after you fuck chuck right that movie you think it's a great yeah that's a good that's the opposite i'm just trying to help you get there because i'm just saying that's why we work together that's right baby we bring it out but also they beat Dallas in a big way you said they lost the Dallas who who the 49ers what's that's what's that's yeah so i'm going jaguars with that so i'm going jaguars with that say so you're really going data heavy yeah yeah I love the data heavy let me give you a little data of myself dude when they have Debo samuels when debo samuels when debo samuel is healthy they're

actually four and one against a spread in a full game since he's been gone they've dropped three since then against the spread and that's what's making them four and four and four now you want a little history in these games head to head the 49ers are four and oh against the jacksville jaguars and i believe the first time they played was 2009 it was december and they're four and o against a spread against Jacksonville. I think Jacksonville is a real team. I think they're probably going to win the AFC South at this point. Throwing what a five game? We streak? They're crushing. They're crushing. They are crushing. They're a good team. But health is wealth, baby. And I think with the 49ers, when you're put together the way the 49ers are, you're going to win that game and you're going to cover

the spread of minus three. So I'm going to get going. I feel like they both healthy. It's going to be a battle. It's going to see it. It's getting out. That's why the line so. Brock's ready. Brock's ready. And Brock, there's a lot of stuff that gets thrown out about you in the media. A lot of people. A lot of people are the vessel for that voice. We're rocking with you. Rock Purdy. Time to get rocked up this weekend.

Below the belt. That's our guy. Just messengers. Like, the people that have said those things on this channel. Just a messenger. Just a messenger. It's not plural. It's just one.

Yeah, yeah. Just one messenger. I get what you're saying there. All right. Let's move on to the Browns. They are playing Baltimore Ravens. At the Ravens, the Ravens are favored right now at minus six. Is Lamar Jackson, him.

Are the Ravens? Ravens contenders. Deshawn Watson comes back last week. Has a big game and does really well. How's it doing? How's he going to do, Neil? Well, yeah, what are you thinking? I mean, you know. I feel like you're more of the Ravens guy this year. Yeah, I mean, you have been. Yeah, I am. I'm Ravens this year right now. But I gave you, again, let me give you what the Ravens are against the spread. They five and three against the spread. The Browns are four, three, and one against the spread. So with that being saying, Ravens, baby.

Minutes. Ravens. You just with those stats, and then you're going to go. Ravens. Ravens. All day. Why do you like the Ravens? I just think the Ravens is playing where with Lamar.

They got the team going. He's controlling the game very well. The offense is putting points on the board, and the defense is controlling the game. So at the end of the day, I'm just going to have to say the Ravens is going to get it done. Gets the Brown, especially they plan in Baltimore. That's the help. Mm-hmm. Yeah, when you look at seven last three, Baltimore.

Yeah. And when you look at the last game, they beat Cleveland 28 to three. The last game. Got me, no. But I like the Browns. I like the Browns. I like the Browns too. Maybe the Ravens get away with a win.

I just think it's a lot of points. I like the Browns. The theme of the year has been what, Miles Garrett, this defense. Who's the common denominator in all this? Jim Schwartz. And I think that if anybody can game playing and kind of handle the Ravens' offense, it would be Jim Schwartz. And I like the Browns.

I like the Browns, man. Watson played better last week. I know it was against the Cardinals, but they played better. They went to AZ. They shut them out. I like the Browns to keep it close, man. Maybe the Ravens get away with a win.

The Ravens team right now is reminding me that the offense, it reminded me of the offense that y'all beat in, what was it, 2019? 2019, 2019. Yeah, when they have momentum and they're winning, like, it's tough to slow them down. But I'm going with the Browns. I like it. I like Bill Callahan in the run game.

I think they get it going. They control the clock a little bit. It's going to be a grimy game. I see it as a field goal game. I'm going to be a grimy game, and I think both teams are going to hit the ground a lot. This is going to be a fast game. This game is going to be finished before all the other games in that time slot is going to be finished. I agree with the stats, but I also agree that you should go with the Browns at plus six.

DeShon Watson, 19 of 30, 219 yards and two touchdowns last week, sat out the entire fourth quarter. That's three quarters of work right there. The man. The Cardinals with a bomb quarterback. He was a bomb. The quarterback, who is a bum? Who was the quarterback? Who knows?

Exactly. Who cares? But quarterbacks don't play quarterbacks. Quarterbacks play defenses, and the Cardinals defenses aren't that great, but Deshaun Watson came back from a shoulder injury and looks a whole lot better. Here's where I think the real play is in this game. The defense for the Ravens is nice. Yeah. They're nice.

Let's be honest. That and that brings me to my point. Browns are three, four and one versus the total. Ravens are three and six versus the total. This is an under game. What is the over under here? Uh, 38 and a half points. I ain't even touching it.

It's 38 and a half points. I feel comfortable knowing that these guys are in it. It's going to be a ground and pound type game. Both defenses are stout. Jim Schwartz. You talk about 2019 Titans. He was consulting for the Titans when we were able to scheme Lamar Jackson. They get a little bit of tape on him a couple weeks ago when they played him and they got dummied by the Ravens.

Now they come back going to their own house with the opportunity to fix those mistakes. They've gone, they've gone to the film. They've looked at it and say, hey, make him go east and west. Don't let him go north and south. This is an under game This is 38 and a half And I'm going to take the Browns as well At plus six

I think that's the move there Odell is going to have a game He finally got in the end zone Got his feet wet watch He's feeling healthy man I'm telling y'all Odell? You're back on Odell I mean he was playing

He wasn't healthy He's playing real slow He's been healthy In five years No disrespect I love Odette I think Oddo's fantastic But it's like He's getting a ball down

You ain't got to say that you That's true He ain't been healthy So at the day You know, he's healthy finally. Inzei Flowers is a monster. Flowers is a beast right now. And that 300-pound full-back,

Ricardo. Jesus Christ, man. 300-pound? I mean, I put him to sleep, but he's big, though. You fit me again, no problem. Yeah, same you. He'll be eating through a straw when I get done. If Will Compton is playing in this game,

that's what you're doing first play the game. Yeah, it doesn't matter of it's elite. It's just like replacements. Yep. You be watching. Kill everybody. Kill everybody. He'd go through the old.

100 pounds. Catch the ball. Let's hit the next game, boys. Do you mind? All right, we're going to go, Saints. Saints are favorite at minus 2.5. They're playing at the Vikings. Kirk Cousins, Achilles, Josh Dobbs comes in.

Last week, bit of a controversy. Intern Jack, myself, told Gecko. Dobbs isn't playing. You're an idiot. Don't take the over in the game. Don't take the over in the game. What do my boy do? Send a little SOS, told the OSC, you know let Dobbs spin it.

What happens? There's an injury in the first quarter. I heard they're faking it, actually. Josh, Jobs comes in, says this is what the cadence is going to be. They got the headsetter going no huddle so that they can talk a little bit longer. And Josh Dobbs plays a hell of a game. Can he repeat being an underdog at home versus the Saints?

Gecko. Gene might as well finish your thought. My thought is the Vikings will. I was trying to set up a nice question there. A nice fun question that we can all kind of jump into. But we can get into this. Listen, when the Saints are favored by two and a half or more, they're 06 and 1 versus spread. What are they favorite by this week?

Two and a half. Two and a half. Do I need to say anything else? Two and a half. I don't do math. Josh Dubs. Do W's. Letters.

Do letters. We don't do numbers unless, I mean, algebra. You throw a letter in there. I'll get right. You can throw a letter in there. You can't know the graph doing that? I failed that class twice. Mule, I'm going Vikings.

You're going Vikings. Well, let me give you something. Go ahead. This is why I show up. Yeah, I'm sure. All my guys out there with a portfolio with me, this is why they show up because we get units. Doesn't matter how we get them.

Tell them the comment that they love your data, to love your data. It's like say it in the comments. Tell them, tell the camera. What? Say, if you love my data, comment, I love the meal's data. You heard what he said. So comment. If you love our data.

I love the meal's nine inch data. Horny. It's that time of year, Jack. It's November. So, the Saints are two, five, and one. right now against the spread. That's fucking terrible. That's not what they are.

They're 2, 6, and 1. No, they're 2, 5, and 1. 2, 6, and 1. Maybe you jumped in a later game, like another game on top earlier. Yeah, also, I'm looking at my data now. I don't think there's been 9 games play. No, they played 9 games.

Yeah, they're 2, 6 and 1. That's all right. Hey, stay focused. I read this offline, so if it's wrong. I'm laughing because I'm part of it. And then the bike is. I mean, what I say, where we have? The Vikings is 5-3 and 1 right now.

So with that being said, with Dobbs back there, spinning the rock, Tennessee's finest. Yeah, that's a good pull. You're saying best quarterback in Tennessee ball assistant? Arguably. You're saying that right now. I didn't say that. I said Tennessee's finest.

Arguably. Arguably. To ever play the game of football. I don't think so. But he will get the job done. You know what I'm saying? I like this guy. I'm going Vikings, man.

Vikings all day. Get it done against the Saints. Even though the Saints got a great defense, I still feel like the Vikings got that momentum behind them. So you're saying the Vikings are going to get it done? Yeah. Are you saying Vikings money line here? No. Oh.

I like the Vikings. Saints haven't covered in the last six games versus an NFC opponent. Josh Dobbs, if I had a tremor here right now, I'd shave my eyebrows. I like the culture going on right now in the Vikings. You have a situation where Kurt goes down, Dobbs comes in. Everybody's kind of wondering what's happened. We talked about it last week, Quisenberry. He had to step in the moment before the game.

Shout out David Lee. He had to be a glass eater. You got Foxhole guys. You come into that locker room after beating a decent Atlanta team. The vibes are high. They're wearing Kerkow shirts. They're singing Creed. They're playing creed in his absence.

Dobbs is killing it. The boys are feeling good right now. They're trying to build momentum. They will build on that offensive concept because you know they had to be vanilla with Dobbs. I like the Vikings. And the Saints, they couldn't step on the throats of the Bears when they had every opportunity to. They only beat them 2417. We're talking about the Bears here.

That's why I like the Vikings. and they're at Minnesota. I love the Vikings. I think he got a pisha, though, my guy. Popeisha? That's fine. I'm just saying to support. I'm just saying to support.

Yeah, but you have to say about less hair. More aerodynamic. No, he said he was going to shave his eyebrows. I said, uh. Yeah, to support. Support. Support. To support.

To be on the train to the Dobbs's train. Just throw it up, baby. Just throw it up. What Willie Gecko is saying is Josh continues this trend, there's not going to be an eyebrow in sight in the land of 10,000 lakes. Oh, yeah. Ardon on Kerkow. Kerkow out of there.

Oh, you're saying Josh is taking over. Oh, yeah. You know. Or you think he's taking Kirkland's job. Guy had two days, he's not. Guy had two days of practice. He put his hand in the shoulder, what almost happened? Almost died.

Guy had two days of practice got it done. Kirkko, can he do that? Yes. Don't forget, Gecko was leaning. Gecko was leaning on Kirk Cousins over one and a half touchdowns that hit damn every week. I know, he hit every week, but they took that L too, though. So we're all going Vikings. Yeah.

And what was the AAA stat? 70 percent? A. And I think all three hit last week. You're saying when they went on three, it was Kirk's fault. Yeah. You don't watch tape. It's always the quarterback ball.

It's you exposing yourself that you don't watch too. It's always the quarterback fault. I've never been to a game when we lost and it hadn't been the quarterback fault. Even if he threw seven touchdowns, we lost the game. Blamed on the quarterback. Take a breath. Take a breath. Just going to do your breath real quick.

Center yourself. Went off. Cowboys. Next game. All right. The next game is Giants. at Dallas playing the Cowboys. Cowboys are favored at 16.5.

This game opened up at 10. This game opened up Cowboys' favorite at 10, and now it's gone all the way to 16.5. That money is getting loaded. That is getting a little bit wild. Now, the Cowboys have shown history of beating the teams are supposed to be and covering the spread.

The teams that are not supposed to beat the teams that actually have winning records, they lose. They don't do well. They had an opportunity to beat the Eagles last week, but we saw, yet again, time management, strategic play in critical times at the Cowboys is the worst of all time. I'm not going to finish that thought.

I'm going to go to Gecko. Because, I'll be honest. You get a thought going, keep it rolling. I'm going to be real with you. I'm going to be real with you right now. In my notes here, it says minus 10. I felt very comfortable with the bet I was in a place. Now I look over at the sheet sitting here on Wednesday

as we're filming the show and it says 16 and a half. Nerves. A lot of points. A lot of points. I'll make you feel constant. That's what I need. This, you know, at first I kind of like, ah, giant, 16 and a half that's way too many points.

But this is not a situational football game. The Cowboys are great with the lead, and when they're having fun. Any of us could probably be the quarterback this weekend for the Giants. The D-Line for the Dallas Cowboys will be riding in on horseback versus the Giants. O'Line drinking their beer, taking their women. Michael Parsons, DeMarcus Lawrence, they're going to have a blast going against that piece-together offensive line. I'm taking Dallas with 16 and a half. I got them covering.

You can see this being – they beat them 40 to nothing in the first game. You can see this again. 30 to 3. Do the math. 16. Some quarterback in this week. Tyra Taylor. Shit.

Right? Mobile quarterbacks are always a little iffy. Yeah, but that, that, bro. Waller's out. Is he? Oh, never been, that. Oh, that's all you need to hear? Like, Tyrod is solid.

Tyrod is a, he's a solid and capable backup. But you look at what happened against the Raiders last week. Like, that old line is pieced together, bro. I'm talking to Wright tackles the third stringer. He just signed their three weeks. Yeah. Can I just say something to that real quick? The Raiders, they fire upstairs, they fire their head coach,

and they go and they do what every team does when an interim head coach comes on. They win. They win a game. And all of a sudden, there's a culture change. It's just a new spark. I don't know if the Raiders are going to keep winning. What are you doing? Hang on, we're not talking about the Roe.

I know, but I'm saying like. I'm talking about how the Giants play the Raiders. Is it because the Giants played bad or the Raiders just had a new spark for that week? They had a new sport. And the Giants suck. Dingo Jones is out. Dane Jones. Who has sucked.

Yeah, he. So you're going, you're going Cowboys. Cowboys, minus 16 and a half. What are you going? Cowboys. Cowboys. Minus 16 and a half. The S&P tracker out there on percentages are high.

I know, I know. I know. Maybe more than 70 now. Giants are 30 second in league in yards per game, the 30 second league passing yards per game, and they're 30 second league in points per game. So you're going to all things pointing. All things are pointing. The Cowboys is 5 and 3 against the spread.

I know. And the Cowboys are averaging 30. seven points per game at home. I know. Only one time they went over. All right, yes. All right, all right. Decisions made.

Decisions made. I'm going to go money line, though. Huh? What? God damn it, bro. We're not, it's 16 and a half points. That is,

yeah. You're going money line? Just because I just leave them to win. That's the most asinine shit I've never heard in my life. I just need them to win, baby. That's it. But what are the odds on that? We're not keeping track of records,

just our records. We're talking about units. If you take a percentage. A face. The favorite team at 16 and a half. For the love of God, find those odds, bro. Moneyline, minus 16 and a half. We're going to lose all of our audience right to me.

He's guys. You're crazy. You got to place $1,500. Just to win $100. No, I know. No, Delaney, you have to say you're joking right now. Yeah. Say you were kidding.

Yeah, I'm sad. We go to spread. All right. Cowboys, across the board. Art rate jumped to 102 there. Dude. Hey, I'm untouchable. We got to take a break.

We're going to take a break. We're going to read. We're going to, you. But you're not getting units with that. No, we were talking head like it. That was just a fuck off. That was a fuck off. You're trying to give me worked out.

Yeah. Good on. Because that did. We're gonna take a break when we come back. We're gonna head our parlay segment that Betta Boys in next Parlay plus E-T-F-Fs. We need to cool down before we get after it, boys. We'll be back right after these messages. Guys, I'm at ideas.

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Buy our merch, buy our merch, buy our merch, buy our merch. Buy, buy, buy, buy. Welcome back to slips and picks. This is where we get into our parlay segment. The first segment is going to be Bet the Boys Index Parlay. We're going to take player prop bets, bottom them up together. and give you something nice to unwrap on Monday evening after the whole week is over. Gecko, we're going to start with you.

Who are you taking this weekend? Why, brother? I love by week. He's healthy now. Christian McCaffrey at Jacksonville, anytime touchdown. We're going Christian McCaffrey, the Great White Hope. I am going CMC. Anytime touchdown, baby. The streak, a matter of fact, I think he breaks a record. When he scores this weekend, he's breaking a record for touchdown streak. If you don't do a fucking chicken dance, Christian.

We need the chicken dance. Do the chicken dance. Shake shack. He scores and he just. Hey, Delaney, do, do chicken dance. Hey, wait, wait a, fuck you. For what? Delia, do the chicken dance.

Do it real quick. Do it real quick. We'll talk about it. Real quick, we'll talk about it. Christian dance. He's going to score and he's going to hit the chicken dance. Shake Shack for a week. For a week.

Hey, fuck you, though, man. Who you going with for your bet the boys parlay, Delaney? Or, uh, no. No. No. Beryl over one to half T TVs, baby. No. No.

Oh. That Justin Jefferson, that's that get back. Yeah. Hey, who are you going to take? I got a good one for you. People are watching us being like, why are they so upset? Why are things happening? The mule on here.

Yeah, the mule took Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown in the sheet. Gecko obviously stole that, and then the mule stowed Joe Burrow over one and a half TV for me. Jared Gough. He was going against the Chargers. He said Jared Gough. Yeah, okay, I'm taking Jared Gough, over one and a half against the charge. I mean, it's a good pick. It's not as safe as Joe Bulla.

All three of them was good. All three of them was good. I ain't going to lie. Yeah, but CMC is his locking. But that was a lockdown. I needed the Great White Hope for saying. Monday night, Monday night, I get on the computer and I go look at it. I go to put it in Christopher anytime touchdown.

Meal's already been there. Hours. Hours before. You lost last week with Tyree killed. Man, all white dudes. So we all go hit. I notice that. Every time we do all white dudes, we hit.

When I mix it up, salt and pepper, never hit. When we get the Soul Patrol out there rolling again, we're sitting right. Yeah. Yeah. Are we ever gone all? The Soul Patrol Parlay. We have never went all black. This is not the Soul Patrol Parlay.

Soul Patrol. This is the Soulless Patrol Parlay. No, this is Soul Patrol. Two left feet parlay. They patrol. They patrol the soul. No groove parlay. Okay.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. They patrol the soul. Oh, I get it now. Hey, it took me a second, but I get it out. Patrol Parlay. I like that. You're all stupid.

What do you mean? That's funny. Good work, ECHO. Good work. All right, the next thing we're going to go to is our E-T-FF. That stands for Easy Team Favorite Fund. We're going to take teams that are heavy favorites. Move those points down, tease them down for you,

and then put it into a parlay. Before anybody else goes, I'm going first. I'm going Bengals Money Line. All right. Now that we're safe. We're going Bengals Money Line. Joe Burrow, hopefully goes off for the Mules pick as well, one and a half touchdowns.

They've won four in a row. They're going to continue that process against the Texans this week. Gecko. Niners. I like the Niners. They're favored by, what is it? Three? Three and a half?

Something like that? Three versus the job. They are a way favorite. That makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable, but I'm obviously rocking with them to cover. I like them. I like them Money Line. Niners' money line for the ETFFs. But you see what you did there?

What? We had one block. We talked about the Niners, and we wanted to keep them out. And then now we wanted to switch it. And then now we wanted to switch it to hit other teams. But you still went through the Niners. Pre-production meeting. Niners.

This is ETFS. Sign language. Oh. The Soul Patrol. I'm going coats. They plan the, they plan the Patriots. Team's dead. He's dead.

Dead. I thought, was it a player yelling at Belichick on the sideline, 41? No. I think he was. 41 is a four-string number, too. Yeah, he was cussing him out. That's a wild shot at the boys in the 40s. 41.

I don't know. He kind of good, 41. I don't know who that is. He got the long hair. The white boy with the long hair. You say 40 numbers are a full-string. When I was around the boys during team, scout team period, and the linebackers would be sitting in the corner,

guys with 40s would be getting busted up because they got 40 numbers. That's where that comment's coming from. I has nothing to do with 41. However, if he was yelling at him, at Bill Belichick, he probably got cut. Yeah, him. Tell you what, do you talk about the Patriot way and the culture that the Patriots build?

White what? Look at it. Look where he is in the depth chart. He started. Nine tackles on special teams? Oh, on special teams. Oh, okay. He ain't yelling at Bill Belichick.

He was. Promise you, bruh. Pull the clip. Pull the clip. Put the clip up. But here we go. Coach is four and three against his spread. Patriots is two and seven,

so I will be going coach. Coats, coats, coats. You do the spread? Yeah. Because it's easy team favorite. I don't need to do money line on this one. Flip that. You should do the money line.

No, because I make more money. Now we're talking about units. So now... Spare it's one and a half. Oh, it spreads one and a half? Oh, okay. So money line. What's the money line?

No, no, because we're doing a parlay. I can't. It's a week 10. It's truly it's every week. He's 60%. I know, but it's every week. Yeah. Trust me, I'm good.

Good. Spread. This started when you left. You know that, right? Yeah. When you were at HQ, this is where this whole, I'm not doing the money line because it's an easy team favorite fund. Which? It was a big thing, bro.

It still is. I know. You're still doing it. I know. I'm still doing the money line or do it. He's just saying he's taking the points. He's taking minus one. Mine is one and a half.

All right. Minus one and a half, Colts. Yeah. You better pray to God that hits. It's going to hit. For the entire parlay? Yeah. Plus what?

Plus 376. Lock it in. Trust me, man. All right, all right. I am golden out here. You, I mean, your numbers, you see your 60% you're one of one right now. But it scares me with the thought process you have. Obviously, everybody gets there in their own ways, but that way is wild. We're going to take a quick break when we come back.

We're going to hit a Pupp or Dump segment. Right after these messages. Just keep striking out. Another holiday season. No hose. What do we need to do? At this point. Here, here, here.

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I'm going to give these boys games and totals. They're going to pump it, taking the over. We'll dump it, taking the under. The first game we're going to look at is the Jets. At the Raiders, Raiders' new life. Maybe, maybe not. We don't know yet, but we know the energy is high when Max Crosby was on Bustin with the boys. On Tuesday afternoon, the total number on that game is 36 and a half points.

Pumped. We're pumping that game. Pumping it. Pumping it. The Raiders got life. I feel like they're going to shut. show out for my guy. The Jets, I feel like can put points on the board, too.

Are you sure about that? What data shows that? Yeah. My data. Jets, they can score? No, they can. No, they can. Man, I'm trying to feel good about this.

I know. I'm trying to feel good. I'm pumping mine. I like to dump in this because I love the Jets defense. Raiders, yeah, they could have had that first game spark. I think they slowed down a little bit scoring-wise. Again, they were playing the Giants last week. Like, this is a Jets defense.

I do think the Raiders win this game. Maybe. I'm not fully sold on that. But neither team I don't think is going to have enough to get over that 36 and a half. Jets sure should not. Give them the stat. They haven't scored more than 20 points except for... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So... That's one team. Oh, yeah. But I'm saying the Raiders... They scored 27. But again, the sample size now you're with Antonio Pierce. They've scored 30 now. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not simple. It's just one game. Wow. But again, Josh Jacobs, he was going crazy. This Jets' defense is different. Yeah, definitely. The Jets' defense is nasty, bro. If the Raiders win this, it's going to be like 17, 14,

Jets aren't going to score a lot of points, especially if they get behind in the game, like, did you watch the Chargers game? Yeah, they score special teams touchdown. And Zach Wilson is not a quarterback who's going to, like, get you out of that hole. He's got to be a team that plays with the league. You got to play with the leading out of the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I think it's going to be under.

Rators are 2 and 7 versus the totals. They're one in four in their last five, and the Jets are three and five versus the totals. This is a dump game. This is a dump game all the way. All right. It's like 100% dump. It's 100% dump.

You shouldn't say that. We shouldn't say that. Why is that? Because if we guarantee, then it's over. 99% does. 99% do you want to change? No, hell no. I love that.

I love that. Commanders are at the Seahawks. 45 and a half points is the total in that game. Seahawks after an abysmal. loss last week. Absolutely got B-a-dog walked versus the Ravens. They did get put on a leash, which was tough to see. It had to

be a long-ass plane flight back to Seattle. 45 and a half points. Meelea, you're on a, you're crushing it. Go ahead, keep going. Dump. Okay. I'm rocking with him. Dump. I'm going to, yeah. Go ahead. I was just going to say

I think the commander's score a little bit C-A-Lx get back on track some, but it's 45 and a half. Like, I think at Seattle, the defense will learn from some of their, you know, some of their bullshit last week. Yeah, I'm dumping. I think Sam Howells made a big jump in the last couple of weeks. The last two games, he's had 325 yards and 397 yards. The point totals in the last two games versus the Eagles, they scored 31,

and versus the Pats, they scored 20 points, and that's while going one in the red zone. That's awful. The commanders sell away their entire defensive stars, right? Montez Sweat, gone. They give him a bag. in Chicago, that they literally could have gotten free agency without giving up draft picks, but that's for a different time.

Chase Young gets sent all the way to San Francisco. They already had holes, and they were already giving up big chunk plays. I expect that they continue more without having the star-studded ends on both sides. This is a game here, or even though the number is so high, I'm pumping this game. I think the commanders are showing themselves as a team that can start to score points, and the Seahawks, after getting embarrassed the way they did, need to come back in a big way, and that's going to be a big way.

And that's going to be a big key for Pete Carroll this week. So I'm going to pump that thing. Texans at the Bengals, points on that is also very high. 475 points. Texans, five touchdowns last week, 475 yards, 78 yards from C.J. Stroud. Bengals, four-game win streak. Joe Burrow has thrown, like, you know, two or three touchdowns in the last four games each game. So I want to hear what you boys in he said.

I'm pumping. I think C.J. Stroud, he, he, he has. had a masterful game last week. I think he even played better than what the stats showed. Dude almost had 500 yards, five touchdowns. I like this to be a high-scoring game against Cincinnati. Texas are coming alive, man. They can score points. They can move the ball. Like, you thought it was, you know, you thought it was over when Baker drove the ball down and scored to go up, what was it? Four, three, three? It was 33. But then you got 40-something seconds left. CJ Stroud goes all the way down and scores.

Like, I like the Texas. I think I like, what's the spread here? It's like seven, right? Yeah, it is high. Six or seven. Give me the, yeah, we're pumping. Are you going to take a team in that? No. You matter of fact, I am. Texans.

Texans to cover. You taking this game, too? Yeah, I'm taking the game too. I like the game. I like the juice on this game. You like the juice, is that? I like the Texas, man. I love Stroud.

But Joe B, he's nice. Over the Bengals? I'm taking the Texas to cover. Oh, okay. Like Bengals can still win, but we're talking six seven points. Six and a half? Six and a half? Yeah, six and a half.

Yeah, six and a half. I'm taking Texans with the points. Put me in on that, Stephen. You're pumping or dumping? Pumping. I like everything you said, I concur. I feel like this is going to be a high, high scoring game. Both teams can throw the ball.

Both teams like to put the ball in the air, so I feel like it will be over. 47 and a half. So pump it. Yeah, Texans are, here's the issue. Texans are three and five versus the totals. Bengals are three and five versus the total. Texans are coming along. There's no doubt about it.

It's hard for me to see C.J. Stroud having a similar game they did. Back-to-back weeks, five touchdowns. I just don't see that happening. So you're dumping? I'm going to dump this game. I am. I think the points are going to be too high. I think the Bengals are going to play well on defense.

I think we're the two white boys on the edge. Hendrickson and poor man's J.J. White? Hubbard? Yeah, I think Hubbard. I think they're going to play a good ball. I think they're going to get to the quarterback, and I think it's going to be a dump game. Yes.

Check it in. Maybe our delivery. Our burrito delivery. Oh. Ooh. Yeah. How are the numbers? Fruitful.

Underdog segment. Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. We are going to pick teams that are underdogs this week, and we're going to pick them to cover the spread in this situation. Meal, who you going with, baby? Raiders. Raiders. Going Raiders, man.

Raiders gets the jets. Taking Raiders plus one and a half. Okay. Why don't you just take the money on it? Get a little risky. Get risky. You want to get risky on the... The most conservative parlay, which is the ETFFs,

but you don't want to get risky for the underdog. That's why the new makes units. You're talking about plus one and a half. That's why I make units, son. Let's not forget how some of these units have been made. That was one week. You know. One week, I said, let me see what my boy was going.

Gecko was looking really good out there. I jumped on board. I see I got my work cut out to put together a full montage of some of these, you know. Okay. Plus one and a half. We'll get you going. I like the Lions Money Line at Chargers at L.A. in L.A. I love this pick.

I think the Chargers, they beat the Jets' ass. But again, to me, this is that whole situation of a, I'm not going to say a four, but a six that looks like a 10 right now. I think they put it on the Jets. They were able to take advantage of some special teams, big plays to start the game. I love this to be a Lions money line. I think this is free money, to be honest. I love the Lions in the situation.

I love the confidence the way you're talking. talking right now. I love this. Call me a hopeless romantic. I'm taking the Titans. Plus one and a half versus the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They got embarrassed with the way they played against. Well, they actually played pretty decent against Houston, not their defense, but their offense got embarrassed. Flip that their defense got embarrassed.

I think the Titans are going to go. They've officially called Will Levis a starting quarterback. It's official changing the guard in Nashville, Tennessee. It's piping hot out here. The energy's high. The fan base is really, like essentially back to high vibes. after, you know, essentially a year of being in the dumps, and for that reason, which is this is the perfect week not to take the Titans, by the way.

This is the week you don't take the Titans, when the vibes are so high, and all of a sudden they think we're going to win the Super Bowl. But they're underdogs. They're underdogs. And I'm going to take them, plus one and a half. Gets the bucks. Get the bucks. The bucks is coming here.

Underdogs at home. Underdogs away. It's away. It's out of Tampa. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot.

Is it hot in Tampa? Bro, we practiced against him. It is hot. It's a hill. It is hills. You did what? You practiced there in August. Yeah.

No, but even when we played here. It's always hot. Yeah, it's always hot. I checked the weather. What's the weather in Tampa this week? Get to awesome. Sunday, the high is 80s. Hold on, time out.

We can move on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you say, the turn? The lion must have moved. Would you say the lions are not underdogs? What, it's 80 degrees in Tampa right now. That's hot. It's not kind of hot.

The humidity. The humidity, though, yes. Humid ease. Humid ease. You built different being from Missouri. Would you say with the lion? They are not the underdog Just right now

You know what? Yeah 61% humidity Just to get off the topic Of you still sweat Because I did this a few weeks ago And all of a sudden You wanted to crucify me

Yeah no I'll switch it Like yeah I wasn't aware I'm not gonna sit here and try to be like You know I'm still gonna stick with it I'm shocked you even thought the lion Was the underdog against the Chargers You should do Since they were at L.A and L.A.

And L.A. had a big win For whatever reason I thought that was The minus two and a half number was next to the Chargers That's my mess up. I mess that up. That's all me. The Chargers beat the Jets, right?

Yes. That won't give them no pull. They're at home. Who? Give me a minute. The Chargers. What you like as an underdog? How was your weekend, right?

It was great, man. You know, got to travel. What did you? Did you go? I went to Central. How was it? It was good, man. They got the Dunny's down out there?

See some Jennies. I've seen a lot of Jennies. They got the dub, though. Were people noticing the meal? Oh, yeah. Yeah? They love the show. Do they really?

They love busting with the boys the most, though. Give me Vikings. What are the odds on that? Minus two and a half. Glad you could join us. All right, we're going to take it. So I'm going, Titans. You're going Vikings.

The meal is going, Raiders. He's going, yeah. Money line? No. He's going with the points. Okay, he's going with the points. My money line is even, though. That's why I only reason are.

That's all the Titans. Titans are even also on money on. Yours? Yeah. I'd rather just make it. Okay, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're talking Monday night football right after these messages. Hey, you, you there?

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The game, Monday night. Denver Broncos at the Buffalo Bills. Bills are favored at seven and a half. The number on that game is 46. and a half points. Gecko, let's hear we're going with this game, brother.

I don't know. That's fair. That's a fair point. I got you. Where are you going? Give me something. Give us a history lesson. I'll save the day, man.

Look, the Bills is three and six against the spread. The Broncos is two, five, and one against the spread, correct? Yes. Just making sure because you, you're the data guy. So I will be going,

bills with the under. Bills are covered with the under. Yeah, huh? They don't, but they put, man, I mean, they're fucking playing a Brono. The Broncos have been getting better. They beat the Chiefs.

Well, you're going to say the Chiefs are bad right now? No, I'm not going to say that. Yeah. You was about to say sober. You're about to go off. I was about to go off and print. Taylor Swift was not at the game. She wasn't in the game last week in Germany.

I know, but they had two of mess that whole game. You hate Tua. No, I love Tua. He just cost me some bread. And he's blown that game. He's blown it. You know what I'm saying? It's not personal.

It's just business. It's just business. But you're thinking the Bulls minus seven and a half? Are you going Broncos with the Broncos? I don't know. I'm in the same position. This was a hard one. This was a hard one. But, you know, I went to my data guy, my cousin Vinnie. Yeah.

Love Vinny. Does he hello. I tell him hello. He's watching, I'm sure. Bills. Bills under. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go both of those. I'm going to go as bills to cover and the under. I do think they're struggling identity-wise. They are. They are.

But I still think the Bills are a playoff team. They just got to get it figured. out, which I think they do. It's almost better to be in this position right now this year than they were last year where they're just the MVP's of the entire regular season, then they fall down in December. I'm going to say it's going to swing their way. They're going to start finding a rhythm, and I'm betting on the boy Josh Allen. I'm going to go, yeah, bills minus seven and a half and I'm also going to go under. Are you going to put those into a little parlay or just no, no, standalone. Yeah, don't put a little parlay. Hedge a bet. Yeah, I like that. Listen, for the

sake of the AAA, 70%, whatever that is, the tracker tells us, I'm going bills and I'm going under as well. That's good. I think that's it, yeah? Great show. Leave comments, guys. Leave comments. Leave them.

Especially for the mules. You love the mules nine, what was it? Nine inch data. Data. Comment that. Data log. You guys have a great day. We'll see you next week on slips and picks.

Welcome back to the Penny Slips Parley. once again, we were one team away from hitting, and it seems to keep happening each week. But we're knocking on that door, and this week we're breaking that door down. We got our enemy list. Yeah, it's really just us. We are becoming the identity of the enemy list. We're going to run through some parlays. We're going to get you some money in your bank.

And then you do whatever you want. Just do whatever you want. I'll go ahead and start us out with my bar lay. And no, that is not a mistake. It is the Barley because it is all of the B teams in my parlay. For the first off, we're doing Chicago Bears money line. We're doing the Cincinnati Bengals money line. We're doing the Baltimore Ravens Money Line.

And we're doing the Buffalo Bills Money Line. Parlay that up, it's 276. So pretty easy numbers, but a lot of favorites to hit. But it is the official first Barlow. And with it being the first official barlet, it is also undefeated on the year so far. Yeah, 100%. We have not lost in the barlet. My parlay is the CD's TD's touchdown barlet.

Let's go. And we are going with a Derek Henry anytime touchdown. We're going with a CMC anytime touchdown. And we are closing it out with a Josh Jacobs anytime touchdown. I don't have the odds on that yet. They're not in. Rumor has it, Vegas. They heard what I was doing.

They're trying to knock some odds down, not make it very profitable, but sit tight and we'll win this one. I love it. A lot of word play, word parlays out here on the desk today. Thank you, Chet. Appreciate it. Thank you, Chet. Thanks. Routine stuff, routine stuff.

Let's go ahead and move into our team parlay. Once again, we've been one-off so many times. And I feel it this week. I truly do. In this $1,000 suit, I feel it. And we're going to start off hot with a Ravens minus 6. And we will continue the hotness with the Bengals minus 6.5. And then to cap this one off, we're riding the Pastronaut,

aka the Chocolate Rocket, aka Josh Dobbs and the Vikings, plus 2.5. You take those odds, and you're going to get a really beautiful plus 606. You know, that is, that's the prime time juice for a parlay. So we love those numbers, love those odds. Before we move to our final segment, we're going to keep doing it, and we're going to parlay the entire board for the week, starting with the Buffalo Bills on Monday night. We're taking them money line, even though we should have saved them for last.

So Buffalo Bills money line, Chicago Bears money line, Indianapolis Colts money line Bengals money line Ravens money line 49ers money line Vikings money line Steelers money line Titans money line

Lions money line Falcons money line Cowboys money line Seahawks money line And to wrap it up We're taking the silver and black Raiders money line I believe those odds are

Yes 65,000 in change Healthy healthy Let's move on to our favorite and I don't know what our record is, but I'm sure it's close to undefeated. Yeah, I think we've only had two losses. And this week, our options would be Falcons and Cardinals, Titans and Bucks.

You know, just from a color scheme, why don't we go to Titans and Bucks? Good call. All right, obviously Titans and then the Bucks. If it goes down to it, we'll have to hit the replay, but let's hope it's a clean fight. Good luck. Ow!

Hey, you know what they say, tighten up, baby. It's trust the data, trust the Titans, trust Ravel, trust Will Levis, trust Eric Henry, trust anybody unless they are from Tampa. Don't trust them. You know what they say. Trust us, most importantly. That's what they say. Everybody that's watching, put your hands in.

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