Bussin' With The Boys - Slips & Picks | Chiefs & Eagles battle over Taylor Swift, Bryce Young & Panthers host Dak Prescott & Cowboys

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

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The Raiders 2-0 in their last two after firing their head coach playing the dolphins or the Dolphins' Wheel. Can they beat a real contender team? Are the Raiders even real contender teams at this point? Buccaneers beat the she. I can't curse because more than five minutes. He has known that algorithm. Buccaneers, donkey stomped the tight.

the 49ers break, a three-game losing streak, and then the Jets and the Bills. What gives Jets want Aaron Rogers back in December, but does it even matter if they can win one of their next two games? All of these questions and more answered on this show, Slips and Picks, the greatest gambling show of all time. I'm your host Chet Savage. Let's get right into it.

Bussing with the Boys presents, Slips and Picks 500. Led by retired Diamond-Level network marketer, Chet Savage. Money interpreter of the ear runner-up, William Gecko. Theodore, the Mule, Jenkins, with diversity, and failing college dropouts who get no hoes, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Love that. Welcome back to Slips and Picks.

I'm your host, Chet Savage. Been a big week, a profitable week for all the boys. what the interns get into that. And just a second. Let's just give a round of applause for Willie Gecko. Truly a week that will be etched in history for the longest of time. But to hear more about that, let's go to our interns real quick for a quick recap. Thank you, gentlemen.

Another impressive week by the three of you, but an incredibly impressive effort by the Gecko, who finished out at 12 and 3, which are monumental numbers. You know, he's got to be stoked out there. We had Chet at 9 and 6, and the mule with a little bit of a lag, but still a positive at 8 and 6. So you have to respect that hustle, respect that grind.

You guys have seriously been put in your homework. And, yeah, it's been showing. Back to you guys in the studio. Thank you, interns, as always. Appreciate you being so generous. Appreciate you being so kind. Gecko, how do we feel, brother? I got to say it feels good.

It has to. You go 12 and 3, especially the mule. He has the year that he's been having. But when you look at, what I want to give you is diving into the trenches, diving into the details a little bit. Yeah. Yes, you've been nice all year. You are the leader overall for 2023.

But if you look at the last four weeks and what get-go and what our team has been doing over here at the operations of slips and picks, 12 and 3 this week, 8 and 7 last week, 8 and 5 the week before, 9-and-5 the week before that, we're hitting at 65%. And I think there's a lot of excitement going into holiday season in the gecko world. That's for all of us. It's a team sport right now. It seems like if you're bent with any of the boys here, you're doing a fantastic job as the interns just discuss. A lot of money to spend up like that. Friday, particularly the Buzz with the Boys store. Yeah, particularly. But if you want to spend

on other brands as well, you're more than welcome to, I think you should enjoy yourself with any brand you like, but Bus with the Boys is also a great brand. Great brand. Great brand. Let's get into our first segment, which is a buy or sell segment. I'm going to give these gentlemen games, and they're going to tell me who they're taking in and why. First, we're going to start Steelers. They're at the Browns. Both teams are six and three and also six and three against the spread. Browns are favored at this moment at two and a half. They are minus two and a half. It's changed because yesterday it was minus four. Mule, I'm sure you got some great. some outstanding data.

You've seen the comments on YouTube, people saying, we love the Mule's 9-inch data. Can't wait. Yeah, I love that comment. That's a great comment. Take us through. It's cold outside right now, so the 9-inch data is not as long. But I will give you my thoughts on this game.

Tell me. So the Browns is having some issues right now with the quarterback. They did just come off a great win against the Ravens, but they lost their quarterback in that tough battle. Who will be playing? We don't know what we do know. But at the time, But at the end of the day, how the Steelers is six and three with the stats that they got.

Who knows with those quarterbacks? But I guess is that defense. They out there killing it. They have a Ferrari in the hood. Debatable. And. Go ahead. Sorry.

Debatable. What's bigger? The Steelers. The Steelers defense is debatable as they say. But with that being said, I have to go with the Steelers beating the Browns. You don't even believe that. I do believe that. Is he going to money line?

I am. I'm taking points. But you said Steelers beating the Browns. The Steelers are favored by two and a half. Ooh. Oh, the Steelers is favorite? We listen here on this show. The Browns is favored.

Browns is favored two and a half. Yeah. I'm taking the Steelers. To beat the Browns, you said. So are you taking the Steelers' money line? Are you taking the Steelers' money line? The point is negotiated against himself. Let me tell you why you're wrong.

Let me tell you why you're wrong with this. Two and a half inch data. That I meant spread, the two and a half inch spread. Pick it last week, 14 for 20. 23, 126 yards against the Green Bay Packers. Like, that is not a great ball club. When you look at Cleveland and what Jim Schwartz has done with that defense, and last week against the Ravens, arguably a Super Bowl team.

They held them two for eight on third down. They got to the passer, four sacks against a good old line. 106 rushing yards. That's divvied up between three people, Jackson, Edwards, and Mitchell. Steelers are a dog with fleas, and the Browns are going to walk them this weekend at Cleveland. And I know, listen, I know Deshawn Watson's out. I know he's out. But Jerome Ford, is it Jerome Ford?

Yes. He got going last week. He's been struggling throughout the year, but now he got going. That running game's going, Billy. Callahan, he's going to take him. Lead the way, Billy. Lead the way Browns minus two now. What was the score of that game?

Which game? The Ravens Browns game. Last minute field. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It was last minute. 33.

33. I mean, the Ravens are a much better team in the Steelers. We can all say so. You don't think so? What are you talking about? I said we can all say so. You did it. I said we can all say so.

I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Go ahead. What you got? Savage. Yeah. Alex Van Pelt that OC has really figured out the boys.

The ground game is going to win you a lot of games, especially when it of a defense led by Jim Schwartz, Miles Garrett, all those guys. They're doing some great things from a defense standpoint. True. Where? Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett.

Alien. All right. All right has 9-inch data. I'm sure he may have. M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M. Imagine if you didn't. It would be sad. That would be a funny-looking body.

I'm sure. That Tarzan ass body with that little eraser. That little eraser cap on there. No, you know he's back in a back. That's probably why he's playing so angry. People are sure maybe finding out. Yeah. You got a small piece of him.

Shower stories. All that being said, I'm going to go to the Browns. I think the Browns are a better team the Steelers. I think the Steelers are a fraudulent, six and three team. I know Jersey Jerry, friend of the show. Loves Wilcompton. loves Tara Luan, loves busting with the boys. Shout out the boy Jerry, and I feel bad saying this,

but the Browns are taking this one. I think it's going to be more by two and a half. I really do. The next game we're going to look into, the silver and black, the Raiders, two-game win streak after AP's taken over versus the dolphins, who drop one, they were in a buy, they were in Germany against Kansas City.

You two pick the dolphins. Fortunately for me, I pick Kansas City, but now we're looking at a team that looks like they're on the rise and then a high-powered offense against a rough defense as well. So Raiders, at Dolphins, dolphins are favored by 12 points get-go.

Jerry, I know we just went against your pick with the Steelers. You cut me open. I know you bleed, what is it, black and gold, black and yellow? Black and yellow. Is it black and yellow? You cut open Jerry's black and yellow.

You cut me open in silver and black. What's the analogy I used earlier? The Raiders are old yellow disguised as a Cinderella story. Dog dies in the end. This isn't a happy ending. And it starts this week because, the Raiders have played the Giants and the Jets.

This is Tua in that offense. This is a real offense. This is a track meet. You got fast guys everywhere. And the biweek was pivotal, was pivotal for the Miami Dolphins because that defense. They just played as a solo unit for the first time over in Germany. They start building that rapport going on. They start building that chemistry.

I like Miami Dolphins. I like a big. The line has already moved from 10 to 12. That shows you a shitload of money is going into the Dolphins in Miami. Lock this shit in now. I'm telling you, this is a lock. Dolphins minus 12. Ooh, that was nice.

Man, but you know, I got to speak on these Raiders, man. They got Antonio Pierce, man. That is my guy. I know some people who play with him. He is the truth. He got the team hype. He got them turn around. They're 2 and OS.

He becomes the new head coach for the Raiders. Man, what can happen? We don't know. Can they go 3 and O? Next to C, right? I love it. He's become the, who, Who knows?

Who really knows? Let's find out this weekend, but we're having fun. That's all that matters. And they smoking cigars in the locker room. They getting vagina. Okay? Huh? You heard me.

So with that being said, I'm going with my man, the Dolphins, baby. I like it. A smart move by you. Of course. That's fun. That's fun. You guys are right. The track meat, Dolphins are a better football team.

They're getting their defense back. All those guys, Xavier and Howard is going to be back. Jalen Ramsey is coming along. along. I think the dolphins are probably going to win this game. What scares me is energy, is vibes. Cigars in the locker room in November, catching just a regular dub after your fire head coach AP Compton guy. Yeah. How far is it from Pomona? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Any bit of a deal between the two? Are they all cool? We don't get along. Okay. Fair enough. Cities. Cities. Yeah, but AP grew up bleeding silver and black. Him and Wilcumns were built

in the same laboratory. You cut them both open. What spews out? Raiders blunt. baby he has got that team firing up are they outmaned yes are they outgunned yes just like the battle of 300 the persians are coming wave after wave that's what miami is or the wave of the wave of the they got zirksis being held up on a stage with a bunch of men just kind of walking him as he can feel like the most dominant god of all time and what happens to those guys what happened to the men of 300 they end up losing but they put up a hell of a fight and that is what i expect to happen today or Dutted Day. This weekend with the Raiders,

Josh Jacobs, the last two games, since AP's taken over, they understand the ground games, how much possession is the most important thing. 53 Kairs, 214 yards, and two TDs. The goal here for the Raiders is, hey, the spread of saying this,

and it's only growing, let's just lose by this much. Let's just lose by this much. I can't. Run the ball, take care of the clock. Keep Miami's offense off the field and your defense out the field, and just get yourself in a position

to win the game in fourth quarter. Take care of the ball. Give it to Josh Jacobs, and if you do that, you will be with me taking this pick of Raiders plus 12. That's where I'm going with this game. That's a nice speech. Thanks, brother. Just Xerces and ain't Aizak Wilson, or whoever played for New York. This is, we're talking about too.

We're talking about God. But can they stop the run? I mean, I even know I'm going to Dolphins, I like what he said. Can they stop the run? Can the Dolphins stop the Raiders run game? Because like you said, if they can't stop that run, they will keep that offense off the field. Oh, bad no, David Long Jr. Raiders are reminding me.

of like a 2016, 2017, Tennessee Titans. You're going to run duo. You're going to run duo. Oh, yeah. Okay, I get you that. I get you that. Run a screen if you're on second and long

G-B-O-T type of situation. Oh, yeah, I don't think you all had Devonte Adams, though, so that helps the Raiders. We had Delaney Walker. I was a tight hit. Yeah, but. Great player. Great ball player.

But I'm saying, like, you got a Devante Adams. Like, that's a different animal. How many yards did he have the other week? not versus the Giants how crazy were you going in your career if you had Devante Adam lined up a dog oh nutty that's what I'm saying I mean if I'm not saying like it at the mission I was I got to play with AJ the whole time shit you nothing on the world come on seem unstoppable I know I saw little highlights dry socks no context no context Tennessee Giants page yeah yeah yeah they did a little

thread of all your touchdowns yeah nasty they loved it covered by always two three people on me give you one hundred The Colts game. That Colts game. You know what highlights weren't in there? Redskins. Because he ain't had an outfit. Let's go to the last.

Yeah. With all those reasons, I will be taking the Raiders. Next game. Second and the last game is the Buccaneers just destroyed the Titans. My God. Just destroyed the Titans. It was disgusting to watch. It was hard.

But if you look back, Jackie, look back when I took my underdogs, what did I say? Don't bet with me. I'm betting the Titans because I love pain. I like to hurt. And look what happened. I was able to feel the pain, which was nice for me personally. I get something out of that. They're playing the 49ers.

49ers just snapped a three-game losing streak. They got Debo Samuel back. They got Trent Williams, the best player, and all the football back. They're running all on all cylinders. Brock Purdy is ripping the ball up and down the field. He's got his aliens back. Chris McAfley doesn't score a touchdown. I think that does change in this week.

But the line itself is 11 and a half after a big win for both teams. Gecko. Biggest point you made, the 49ers are healthy. They proved that going into Jacksonville last week and beating their ass. And you're right about the Buccaneers. They threw the towel on top of the Titans after they got done and said, clean yourself up. Reasons, I like the Niners outside of hell. It's one reason.

It's the Chase Young edition. Not because he's some all-world player, but again, we were talking about it last week. It frees up the back end. You now get the cover with seven guys and rush four. And the Bucs have struggled to move the ball against the Bill's defense, Falcons and the Lions. And the Niners defense, to me, is a defense that's, you know, I know statistically, not for real, but they have the vets in the room that does the self-scouting.

They check their ego. They check themselves. And they rally around for a game like this. I think they drag the bucks at home minus 11 and a half. Yes, sir. I concur, man. I mean, I can't say it better than he did, man. I mean, God damn, the 49ers look good.

Boy, they look good. Right, Tampa Bay is 22 in total offense. And then the 49ers are actually tied for third in points per game at 28. Baker Mayfield, man. Are we going to clean sweep? Up and down. Are we looking at a AAA? Are we looking at a AAA right here?

We're looking at the AAA staff, which I'm going 49ers as well. Are those numbers still rising for us? The AAA picks? I think it did. Yeah, we hit every time we win. I think there needs to be a big alert going on. The triple A is happening. They have to.

You almost have to ride it. Yeah. You got to. The stats don't lie. Yeah. No, they don't. So we're all going 49ers on that. Yeah.

Yeah, I love the pit. I love it. I love it. You know, what? 76%. When we, 76%. Every time it goes up. It went up.

Yeah. Everybody knew. Wow. Did you hear that? Did you see that set? Pump and dump is 86% when we're all on the same page. Yeah.

That's what they say. Great minds think alike. More brainpower. More brainpower. For everybody knew. watching the millions out there watching if you're just tuning in this week that triple a move it's when all the boys we get a line on a pick we're hitting at 76 for teams we're hitting that 80 87 87 80 86 86 80% on pumping down we will

absolutely get to the last game in the buyer sales segment is going to be an abysmal one an aFC East game uh dude it's the jets we it was crazy as we thought this is a division we yeah that is wild yeah we really thought these elderly guys are going to be them. Yeah. Bills have no identity that has fired their O.C. Jets are coming off another loss. They're talking about Aaron Rogers coming back.

Is he even come back if they don't win with the next two games between the bills or the dolphins? That's the big question here. Bills are favored by minus seven. It is at Buffalo. Neil, what do you think, brother? Talk to me. Woo, man.

I said in week two, the bills are finished. I said it in week two. They were struggling. Y'all argue with me about the whole situation. I said they ain't got no identity. Is that true? That is true. It is true.

I said it in week two or week three. And you argue you said Bill's Mafia is going to be other than I mean, suck it. You didn't want to say? That's what I'm saying. But at the end of the day, I'm going to talk about it. No, no, no, no. He's telling me. I'm pretty sure you just said.

I didn't say Bill's Mafia, but if you got a problem at us, man, tweet us. Don't, hey, don't hear about it. I want to hear about it. Don't do that. Don't do that. I said, I've been down that road before, brother. That is a dark and lonely road. I love it.

They come by swarms. They come by the dozens. It's literally like the battle of 300 versus the Persians. Like, you get destroyed. Hey, you know, man, I just, I got blinders, though. I see what I want to see. You know what I'm saying? That's why we love the meals data.

Hell you. Hey, but with that being said, I'm going bills. What? You just shit all over the bills and you're going to win bills? Bills, baby. You are the definition. Why? Why?

I just, they just fired their OC. I know. I just feel like the Jets ain't going to get it done, though, against the bills. You were the definition of an abusive relationship. Yes, definitely. Definitely. You're awful. You're terrible.

Make me dinner. Love you. Go ahead. Love you. Okay. What a psychopathic way to go about it, but the meal is going minus seven with the bills. Gecko, where you're going, brother? Fuck it.

Give me the Jets, dude. Oh, give me the Jets. Defense, defense, defense. Bill's just fired their O.C. They, like, they've been struggling. And I hate it for the boy, Josh Allen. They've been struggling. They've been struggling defensively for a while, but their offense, they just,

they're not figuring out. They have no run game. They have a, what Dan Oraloski would probably say is a simple offense with just some motion and a little bit of window dressing. They don't really do a whole lot. They live in the gun. Give me the Jets. They won the first game without N. Rogers.

I know. But why not lining it up again and do the same thing? Why not again? When they're in disarray. Because their OC now is Joe Brady. Fun fact about Joe Brady, who the new OC is, guess where he was last year? The Raiders. Panthers with Coach Rule got fired midseason.

Rule let him go midseason. Really? Rule let him go. Hey, man. Rule let him go to the season before Rule went out. So that tells me everything I need to know about this. Research, because. That's what?

Research. That's big brain. God damn. We're going jets with the points at Buffalo. Oh, that's going to be an electric time. You should have just took the money line if you'd ask. confident no you gotta get too crazy plus seven those are good odds you want that now if you took the dolphins money line like you probably were about to i was i know not is

will it be plus 1500 or whatever it is what was that crazy tweet he bet it's 70000 or something on the niners oh somebody who put like maybe you retweeted money saying this was probably the mule or player Delaney Walker yeah but like a lot of money like Cowboys money yeah it was still a big pay up he put 72,000 only got five thousand dollars something like that yeah yeah um that was that was fun all great stats there meal i want i want to put a note on you brother i love it when you bring your stats out i love it when you bring the history 130 games played you know 65 and 65 that's a tradition we love yeah i'm gonna bring it back i just got it once but yeah it's a tradition that you love.

I got to get back on top and then I'll bring it out. You know, I got a little too cocky. From a stat standpoint, you're still on top. I mean, I am. But not in these last four weeks. But he is creeping up on you right now. I look, I said, ooh.

Consistency is the name of the game. You're playing well. I'm going to take the Jets. I'm going to take the Jets as well. Jets plus seven. It's the move. I think the bills are in disarray. I feel bad for Josh Allen.

But I hate the fact that they're always just playing backyard football. He is a generational talent. A generational talent. What else is a generational talent? Bojangles. Do you know Jangles has more family meal options for your next tailgate or gathering

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Yum. And watermelon. Whoa. You like to put a little, like, salt on the watermelon? Season salt? Like some, what is that? Tehine.

Oh, Tahit. Yeah, yeah. You put tahit on the watermelon? That shit is fire. Yeah, yeah, but I don't do that. You don't do that? No, it's fine, no. But I don't do that.

If it's fine, then why don't you do it? I don't really eat a lot of watermelon. You know, growing up as a kid, man, I ate a lot of watermelon. It's not my thing. Watermelon and almond joys. That's what the meal had as a kid. No, I didn't have almond joys. I told you.

You grew up rich. I saw I've seen pictures of your old house. 20,000 square feet. Yes. Stable of horses, polo fields. The projects? No. Yeah, that's what it was 20-200 square feet.

That's what your family called a million-dollar suburbs is the Yeah, that's how you got to live that. The horses have police on them. The horse, yeah, security for your house. All right, we're gonna get into our next segment is gonna be our parlay segment. The first one we're gonna go through is bet the boys index parlay or hit player prop bets between the three of us,

bundle them up together, make some great odds for you and move it all on. Are you guys good? Yeah, the water milling thing, you guys expire, but he doesn't do it. Yeah, if it's so far, why don't you do it? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. He said we love fried chicken and then look at me.

Just kind of look at Delaney, kind of give a little joke, but he doubles and triples down on the joke. So then you're just kind of like, we're in this water. We're going to have to live here for a little bit. Cops on horses, where I'm on. Like, all right. Last week, the boys had a Soul Patrol parlay. It took me about 45 minutes in a couple of days to figure out what that meant. But we got it, and it didn't hit.

So this is where we, GBOT, we get back in track. you guys what happened last with i'll go first i'm thinking christian macafer anytime touchdowns that is that is the mood there we i'll go first we as a unit fuck that man up it was a bad deal we shouldn't have been trying to steal and snipe the great white hope he was sad you know he was making big jokes on bustling with the boys you can check that out now it's actually out also with stevo but you know he felt fat they felt fat felt sad about the situation was it uh the fullback juice yeah juice juice the team got on him for scoring a touchdown being selfish you didn't go down the one yard line you didn't go down the one you're

So I'm taking Christian McCaffrey. The only way to start a new streak is to get in the end zone, baby. So we're going to do that. Gecko, who you got, baby? Well, I love that we have another Soul Patrol Parlay coming up. You got Christian McCaffrey.

I'm going to go T.J. Hawkinson over in receptions. We don't know exactly what they're at right now because we are filming this on Wednesday. The player prop has not been out yet. But I am very confident that T.J. Hawkinson is going to hit the over in receptions. When you look at his last four weeks,

he's called 11 balls, 7, 6, and 11 again. He's targeted these last two games with Dobbs as his quarterback. He's been targeted a total of 27 times. 15 last week, 12 the week before. He's a big part of the offense. I love T.J. Hawkinson over in receptions. Boom. Meal.

Jared golf, baby. Over one and a half TDs, he's going to get it done. You know, he got St. Brown over there, and they're playing great. I think he's on pace right beyond AJ, AJ Brown, actually. What touchdowns? For yards per game. No way. Yes.

Did you see AJ's stat in October? Crazy. 500 yards receiving and five touchdowns. I know, crazy. I think it's even more than that. He would say Brown is right behind him though. Literally right behind him. He is, he is pushing Megatron like stats right now for him to be five five.

That's wild. Yeah, right. I like the Jerry golf move. Yeah, I mean, he's underrated. Yeah, he. Underrated QB. I mean, underrated. Every time AJ Brown catches a, catches a pass, a Tennessee Titans fan dies.

So just know that, AJ. Know that when you catch passes, you're actually committing murder. Let's go to ETFFs. That's going to be our easy team favorite fund. The boys are going to pick hot, big favorites. Manipulate the line. T's the line, as they say in the biz. And we're going to bundle that up and do a parlay for you so you can feel nice, warm and fuzzy walking into plus odds. GECO. I don't like your pick. We're going to go Jaggs money line against the Titans. The spread is at six and a half right now. Look, man, it is. Well, you take a Titans. Money line. You got to separate the heart from the

brain. You take a Titans Money line? Jags. No, it's the easy team's favorites, but not other dogs. Man, look how you wrote it. Yeah, I guess I see that. Somebody must have corrected my shit. Somebody must have corrected my shit. Yeah, that one hurts, but it'll probably hit.

Yeah, Jaggs, right. You know, they lost to the 49ers. They were on a five-game winning streak. They have all of these weapons on offense. Like, when you look at the tights, who they played the last couple weeks, who was the Buccaneers and the week before that was the Steelers, the week before that was the Falcons. Who they did look at the Titans.

better against but uh jaguars i think offensively even defensively they have a good defense yeah even though they didn't perform as well last week but they have too many weapons jaguars money line and the titans defense is kind of not been great up and down up and down we're just tough because that's usually such a strength for them i know such a strength i know that one hurts us move on i don't want to feel that i know in her own backyard yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not doing it for you're not doing it you're doing it for money and we love rave we love rave you're A lot of friends over there. Yeah, a lot of good boys.

Most of them being raped. But again, you've got to separate, you know, emotion. It's just business. No, it's just business, man. I try to say that all the time, you know. Yeah, let's get past sad boy season. All right, Neil, you're out. What do you got, brother?

Hey, man, you get over where I'm going. We just talked about the boy. Jared Gough, man, in the Lions, holding it down against the bears. And you talk, man, you told, you said so much about this quarterback, And I'm not going to talk bad about you because you went D2, man. And I went, I know some cats who win D2. So I mess with you. But damn, throw the ball, bro.

Throw the damn ball. With that being said, Lions. What is the spread in that? It's a minus 9. Yeah. You went money line? No, I did not. I'm taking the spread.

Gets the Bears, Lions against the Bears. Yeah. I swear to God. It's like, it's almost not. funny anymore I'm almost concerned for him let me listen to me I'm units do you not listen to me I get units you deal with it I know you can use brother you echo it every week I'm not moving this look the bear's not gonna put no points on the board that's okay you can we can stand you can send those down

this just the explanation of ETFS is we're trying to get the easy team favorite I know this is a easy team favorite I understand but you almost go down because this is a parlay we're grouping them all together you were still gonna plus odds here it's just moving if it's nine you want to cut the line in half or obviously money line we're putting let's ask how much is it going to be right now with just me and get goes that well we didn't even put Taylor's in Savage yet right now with the with nine with minus nine oh ahead Taylor hang on let's get Texas money line last week I picked the Bengals and the easy team

favorite fund they they lost to the Texans if you can't beat them join them C.J. Stroud might actually be the MVP as a He made a good ball club. Did you see the over and there on that? Did you see the over under on that? Delaney, I'm going to show you an example of how you probably should handle the situation right now. I was wrong about the Texans. I said they were dead in the beginning of season.

They have proven otherwise. I had a bad take in that situation. You see that? Yeah. I told you that they was going to be good though. Right, right. Now, lions. We're talking about the lions now.

Lions minus nine and a half. What would you like to say? No. No. Don't point. So, hey, give us Texas, Texans, Jags, and Lions money line. All money lines?

Mine is not. Give us all money lines. See? That's plus odds. Plus odds. But it's less units. ETFF. If you look at the,

if you look at the stock market, an ETF is an exchange, traded fund. It's a low risk. It's a steadier pick. So you're not getting for $10, 15, 15, percent your stock. You're getting that fun eight to seven. But you, I can make more money if I do it

this way. Yeah, but you have a stronger tendency of losing. Not really because it's the bears. Now, that stock we know is going to sell. Say it's an iPhone. Why would you not put all your boom booms into the iPhone? You know it's going to sell. Because it's riskier. It's why we know iPhones come out every year and they sell out every year. Also Apple is a world dominating stock. It's a safe. The Lions is the world dominating over the bears. I. guarantee with oh guarantee it what's oh buddy name if you get who you don't even know his name that's what I'm saying he was guac duke listen his dad got more attention than he seems as though we have two he still won he's still one last

week they won by oh my god the defense the special teams he didn't do a damn thing he did enough to almost lose the game I think oh is he we'll move the line if he coming back minus six that's all you had to say man minus six they No, that's still good. Minus six is good. Minus six is good. Listen, I'm good with that. We're good with that.

No, he said that sucks. Wow. I'd like it to be mine. Or three and a half. Two and a half. Two and a half. Man, y'all are playing. Okay.

Can we go two and a half? What's the line? What's the line? That's fine. Probably hard. Well, don't worry, but two and a half is good. Jackie, make sure you put what it would be. But every time, but every time they tell me move, what, what happened?

My hit always hit over what it should have been. For the love of God, can we take a break in the show? Remember Vikings early in the season? When he took, you kept it at like minus seven and a half maybe and you didn't move it down. And you lost that because you didn't listen. Yeah, and then when I started listening, you're not listening right now.

Listen, here's what we'll do. Are you going two and a half? Are you going two and a half? Okay, because the meal was able to finally bend the knee to his ridiculous. logic we're going to do this for you on this show if et f f hits houston money line jaggs money line lions minus two and a half we're going to do a giveaway okay if that hits we're going to do a giveaway what it's going to be a money a cash giveaway we'll say what

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Welcome back to pump and dump. It's been exhausting so far, boys. It's been exhausting, but this is how we make units. Sometimes you've got to be conflict before cooperation. Our next segment is going to be pump or dump. I'm going to give these gentlemen games the total numbers, and they're going to pump it, taking me over, or they're going to dump it, taking me under.

The first game is going to be the Titans. They are at the Jaguars. The number in that game is 39 and a half points. You all right, brother? Yeah, we're going to pump. You're dumping, okay? Dump. I mean, if I'm looking at stats and statistics, when we dump it, it hits.

When all of us, well, yeah, but you have to feel it. I know, I got a, I got a feeling the way. Like, you know how it is. You're staying a little corner. You want me to go first? Yeah, you go. Go ahead. Yeah, you go back on.

Yeah. Let me say what he'd do. All right, Jags are four and five against the title. The totals, the Titans are two and seven. This is a dump game. But Derek usually go off. In division. Indivision.

Indivision. And divisional games are usually. But he usually go crazy against the Jags. I know. I understand. But what has been the biggest struggle for the Titans offense this year? Giving Derek the ball.

Off is a lot. Okay. So we, I'm going to dump. Gecko is going to dump. I guess I'm going to dump. Let's go. And we're hitting that 86% when we do that. Triple A.

Yes, sir. Some cool sign like that, Jackie. Triple A. I don't know. It's up to you. You actually, you have a creative mind. All right. Next game is Vikings at the Broncos.

That game is at 42 and a half points. Is it 42 or 43? Dump. You dumping it? Dump it. Can I tell you why? Yeah. I know this is a quick segment getting get off get out but stat last week brought to us by

one of our guys. Uh, 77% late night games are hitting under. Oh. They did on Monday night football. We are now doing it, uh, Vikings Broncos. They play at 720 in Denver next Sunday or this Sunday. What's the weather like out there? Dump weather.

Okay, dumb weather. I like, say you what, it's high elevation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you dumping or pumping? I'm riding with the train, man. I love that.

I love that. You'll get. Vikings are 3 and 7 versus the totals, but with Josh Dobbs are 2 and 0 versus the totals. They are putting points on the board of Denver Broncos in the last two games have looked like Denver Broncos who want them to be Sean Payton. People were saying he's a bad coach. I said that. I said he's a bad coach.

Yeah. Apparently I was wrong about that too. That's life, baby. Russell Wilson out here out here cooking again. Cooking again. Which actually might make a comeback on some way. Twist and turn and doing he he going on X games mode and all of a sudden throwing it to the back of the end zone getting touchdowns There's a bit 42 and a half points for these two teams. It seems a little scary, but I will be pumping this game

I believe in Josh jobs and I believe in what Sean Payton is doing right now in the last two games If I'm taking sample size from the two games of these last two teams you have no choice but to pump it Next game Giants at commanders the number on that is 37 and a half points Deco you like to just yell things out loud go ahead. What you got? 37 and a half that's low It's low. It's low. Kind of intimidating.

Yep. Because I like what the boys are doing offensively over in Washington. Yeah. Howe he can dish it. Yeah. Can the Giants? Yeah. Can they score?

I'm gonna go to you. You go Mule. I want to look something up while you answer this. I think it's a possibility they score. I said, let's go to you. I know. I think it's a possibility of this for. I think the commanders have done a good job of putting points to the board.

Sam Howell, like I said, last week. when I actually took the commanders to hit the over with the Seahawks, that game actually hit. The reason why, Sam Howell was getting the ball a lot faster, he's throwing the ball for a lot more yards. He's moving the ball up and down the field. He's doing good. But another reason why I think the commander's football team in general

is a team that you want to take an over in more times and not. It says they get away from Monte Sweat. They get away from Chase Young. They get away from their staple defensive guys where they were already giving up chunk plays before that. Now, especially on the ground game, they're able to get even more. A lot of edges aren't being set the way you like them to be set because you don't have those top first-round draft pick type guys.

This is a game for me that is a scary pump because the Giants are so bad. But it's like every once in a while, we see Saquoan Barkley find himself knowing how to play football again. And it's not like a Saquan-Barkley thing. They're just terrible, so they're stacked in the boxes. They can't throw the ball up and down the field. But I think there's an opportunity here.

I think there's an opportunity here for a pump. I'm not 100% sold on it, so guess what's going to? Neil, what are you taking? Which quarterback? like it's going to play for the Giants this week. Who cares? You know what I'm saying? It all depends.

Do they got their tie-in back? Do they got Willard back? No. Waller, I mean. Yeah, he's on my fantasy. Yeah, he's on my fantasy. My fantasy is more off. Giants haven't scored 17.

They've scored 17 one time this year is on the Cardinals in early September. I'm actually going to dump this game. I just, I feel like it's a dump game. And I'm a, every time I dump, dump, dump, I usually go, go, go. Go go go. Oh, I like that. Dump, dump as well.

I like that. I like the dump. I don't think the Giants score. Washington won 14-7 last game. Who knows? I'm dumping. Washington did win 14-7 last game. Oh, they're helping for the Giants.

Yeah, let's jump on the Seahawks. My fault. Triple-A stat. Do you dump too? Oh, it's on your shoulder. Yeah. We're dumping it, boys. I thought you pumped it.

No, no, no. He's talked about it. I was talking about why it should be a pump while you were looking up a stat. Yeah. And then essentially I went back to the meal to pick. So we are dumping that triple dump, triple dump, triple A dump. We're AAA dumping that. Next segment, where am I?

Underdogs. Underdogs. Dogs, dog, dogs. We are going to pick teams that are underdogs in their games to either win or to just cover their spread. Because that was what the argument has turned into on the show. Meal. What you got, baby? Bikis, money line.

against the Broncos. All right, all right, all right. I don't hate that pick at all. I mean, I just think Josh Dobbs is the fucking man. He's the best. You said it, best quarterback in Tennessee ball sister. I've never said that. You've alluded to it if you're debatable.

I said he's one of the smartest. Okay. Is that fair? Is that a fair statement? Jack, is that a fair statement? And you know who's been going off for the Broncos though? James Gabriel, their tight end. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know. Guess what, Will? I just pulled a big cat on him You're lying, motherfucker You got him a big name You got me too We both was like yeah Now I see why big cat does it

It's a little hanging fruit All right, where are you going So your underdog is I haven't said my underdog My underdog is gonna be The Rams Money Line versus the Seahawks They were our favorite at one yesterday The line might have moved

Wait a move Is that why you're coming once again Once again The last person too was you Ram's money line, I believe, is minus 105 right now. Oh, that's fair. Mine, I'm going to go. Eagles Moneyline versus the Chiefs.

The odds with the spread at three in Kansas City's favor, plus 130. I think the Eagles are the team and the Formula 2 beat the Chiefs. This will not be a repeat of the Super Bowl. I think they have the horses on defense to slow them down. I think they got what it takes on offense to control the clock, time of possession. They end the ball off, ditching around, operate, protect the football. I like the Eagles in Kansas City. Taylor Swift can show up if she wants to.

She's not. She's in Argentina. If her boys go to Argentina, for her, she should come to Kansas City. Well, she got to sing. She still have her concert. I have to look that up. They're in love. They're in love.

You see a clip? Yeah. Her walking on the field and waving to her fans and then sprint down. And then running and kiss them. Yeah. That kind of made you feel good, right? No. What?

It doesn't make you smile? Not really. He just kind of gave me one of these. I was going like this. I feel like it was like for the cameras. I feel it was like for the cameras. I'd hit with this. I was like, hey, think so.

You can't do this right here? You couldn't do that in backstage? That's a front of the crowd. He wanted to meet her out there. Let you know. I'm not saying my dog. I know he ain't doing it for the cameras. I'm just saying.

She changed her lyrics. I love it. Yeah, there's a little player in the words. Then she was like. Karma is the guy from the Chiefs. When he was dancing over there, she was like, players, and then pointed at him. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, is this? Because we're young and we're reckless. He would like this. We'll take this way too far. Don't want to get copyrighted on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to do that. But the Eagles over Chiefs.

Got you. Got you. Got it. Got it. Wait. Okay. We got you? Yeah, I take the Rams money line.

Minus one. Five. Don't care. Which one? Yeah, it's Seattle's favorite by one point. Okay. Low-hanging fruit. All right, we're going to take a quick commercial break.

When we come back, we're going to get into our D block, which is Monday, Nice football. Prime time, baby, prime time. Right for these messages. Just keep striking out. Another holiday season. No hoes. No hub. What do we need to do? At this point, you might as well give up. Oh, here, here. Just take it. I'm the ghost of Christmas Riz. Here to get you bitches. How do we do that? Watch this. These sweaters are awesome. How do y'all feel? I feel risier than ever. Let's see if... Well, I feel arisier than ever.

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Come on. What? What? Nealhaw. He's on IR. He's on IR. Eagles are at the Chief's. Chiefs are favored and minus three, as Gecko alluded to in the last segment,

talking about underdogs. The total point on that game is 45 and a half points. Gecko, we know your pick. We know you're going Eagles money line in this game. Do you want to touch that over under? Under. Prime time, under. They're smacking.

They're up. 75% plus hit the unders hit on primetime games. Isn't that right? He shouted out in the air, hoping somebody would reassert them. That right? All right. All right, Neil, who you got, baby? Eagles.

Nice. And I'm going to take the under. with my guy over here Nice I'm gonna go Chiefs Chiefs under Here's what I see happening Chiefs are going to win this game

Philly and the Chiefs may play in the Super Bowl when they do Philadelphia will do some dumb shit like the Bengals did last year Mayor's gonna be like they own them Was it? No the Chiefs Wait Cleveland said that Joe Bro's owns

So I guess it wouldn't happen So I guess that wouldn't happen Owned. Arrowhead. Burrowhead. And what happened? Burrowhead. They got beaten.

Yeah. So, but that's not going to happen because the Chiefs know better to do that. Whatever. I think if the Chiefs win this game, they're going to cover. Throw everything I just said.

Honestly, you could delete it, but please don't. Chiefs minus three. I'm taking the under. And that's Super Bowl. I want this game. And if not this game, I want Chiefs Niners.

So you want Chiefs in the bowl. Really? Who else? Who else? You got Miami. You got the Ravens. Texans in the Super Bowl? Texans in the Super Bowl.

Hey, cut it out. Don't say that. You can't say that. Remember Sadboy season. Yeah. Cut it out. No. No, you can't.

Texas can make it a little. You got the Bengals, Miami, the Ravens. Yeah. Miami's not going to make it. Miami could, man. They can't be. If they, the likelihood is lower than everybody else. But I'm saying like, yeah.

I see the Ravens are the Chiefs. going against somewhat the 49ers. I think the Niners. Let's lock up the show. We can talk about that after. All right. So I'm going Chiefs under. Gecko and Miller going Eagles under.

Let's hope we got that under at least heads boys. All right. Thank you so much for joining on this show. As always, we appreciate you coming on and bet with us. And I'm sure you want to say thank you to us too, because if you bet with any of us, then you've won a whole lot of money this year in the NFL football season. I love it.

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was slips and picks. Welcome back to the penny slips parlay. I'm not even going to discuss last week because last week was last week and we have moved on to this week. And this week we are going to win. How are we going to win? We're going to start with our team parlay. Actually, wait, do we need to address the any list on this part too?

I think we already did. Briggs on the enemy list. Dude's a nerd. Let's move on. Do's a nerd. So we move on from the nerds. we will go to our team parlay where we are starting with the Bengals first Ravens. Bengals are the underdogs and we're taking them at plus four.

Moving on, we're taking the lion. It's going to be able to spread. It started at nine. We're taking at minus five and a half versus the bears. A little trick from the mule that we learned. Lastly, to finish out this parlay, we're doing 40 miners first bucks minus six and a half. Move the line down a little bit. That brings you to plus 309 odds.

The team parlay is back. Back. And I like the first of the team parlay. We're kind of shaking up the mojo, see if things can work, see if things can operate in different settings. So I think this is the week where we literally go full 100% on the board.

I'll just go ahead and get right into my three-leg parlay. I got a pretty conservative one. We were starting with Dallas Cowboys, minus six and a half, versus the Carolina Panthers. I'm taking the Mrdrdav, the Minnesota Vikings with the pasture or not, the chocolate rocket, the Josh Dobbs.

Finally, I'm taking the Los Angeles Chargers, Money Line versus the Green Bay Packers. Combined all three of those, you're going to get a nice, healthy plus 406. I love it. My Parlay, we include one team from the team parlay. We also include another team from Jack's Parlay that he just said. It was slightly different. I got Bengals Money Line. Then I got Chargers minus three.

finishing it out with the bills money line. These odds, they don't seem real. They're a plus 566. What? I guess it's that bingles. It's the bingles. Yes. But they're hitting a mid-season stride that is definitely notable.

So I'm going to have to jump on that one regardless. That one's free money. Free money. That reaction he just had with the what is exactly how we're going to be waking up on Monday when we check the account. How did I add an extra comma to this account? Oh, yeah. I hit on all of my parlayes this weekend. And we also hit on one more thing.

The pickum, the, uh, Rockham. Sockham robot pickum of the week. Yes. But before we move into our favorite undefeated segment, I'm going to go ahead parlay the whole board, money line as we do. Starting out, Cincinnati Bengals money line, Dallas Cowboys money line,

Dolphins money line, Steelers money line, Lions money line, Texans money line, Jags money line, commanders money line, Chargers money line, 49ers money line, Buffalo Bills money line, Rams money line, Vikings Money Line, and the Chiefs Money Line. Go ahead and parlay those 14 teams together. They're getting a healthy plus 38,476. You know, put about $10 on there.

It's about, you know, three and a half grand. So, you know, get your Christmas shopping done early this year with this one parlay. And yeah, I think now we just move on to our favorite undefeated segment, the Rockham-Sackum-Pick-Parlay of the week. Let's do it. And this week, we have the Seahawks versus the Rams, the battle out on the West Coast. We need to get back on the Rockam-Soccom winning. S&P BetTracker.

I know that we say we may have only lost one time. The bett tracker has said that we have fallen to 50%. Oh, on this? Yeah. Man, fuck that data. This data is, that's inconclusive data. This data, this is real. This is physical.

That guy does do it. a stand-up job. So maybe this is the week where we shift it back into the above 50% category. We have 100% mindset. Seahawks, Rams. All right. Good luck. All right.

Go Rams. Stafford. Hookah. Yeah. Anyone on the L.A. scene, they got to love this one because you guys are getting a dub this week. We're going above 50% on this.

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