Bussin' With The Boys - Slips & Picks | C.J. Stroud Is A Legit MVP Candidate & The Chiefs Are In Trouble Against The Raiders

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

The Boys are BACK for week 12 of Slips & Picks and winning is the name of the game. Last week, William Gekko (Will Compton) delivered for his clients again delivering his 5th-straight winning week. The Mule (Delanie Walker) matched Gekko’s record going 8-6 and leads the firm being 29 games above .500 this season. Not far behind, Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) delivering a 7-7 record (respect the 7’s). Each man has delivered on their promise to increase units for their clients. Here are the season records after 11 weeks: Chet Savage: 86-71-1 (54.4%) William Gekko: 80-58-1 (57.5%) The Mule: 88-59 (59.9%) This week’s card includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: C.J. Stroud and the Houston Texans are home dogs to Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville Jaguars. The red-hot Philadelphia Eagles host a Buffalo Bills team in search of their biggest win of the season. Josh Dobbs and the Minnesota Vikings host Justin Fields and the Chicago Bears on Monday night. Will the Las Vegas Raiders down the Kansas City Chiefs as huge underdogs? Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions are set to host the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving. Will the Dallas Cowboys have trouble with the Washington Commanders on turkey day? Are the Dolphins ready for Friday football in New York against the Jets? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games. Happy Thanksgiving, boys!For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Eagles, big win on Monday night football. Can they do it again? Chiefs, big loss. Now, their favorite minus 9 against the Raiders. What's going to happen there? What's going to go down in the AFC West as they play the Raiders? Ravens, minus 4 after a big win against the Hurt Joe Borough Bengals. And then they're playing the Chargers on the West Coast.

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Money interpreter of the year runner-runner. of William Gecko, Theodore the Mule Jenkins, with diversity, and failing college dropouts who get no hose, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Welcome back to Slips and Picks. As always, I am your host, Chet Savage, and with me is Willie Gecko, and to his left is Theodore Mewheekins. We're going to go over a quick recap as we send it over to the Interimps. turns real quick to see how we did in week 11 of the NFL season.

A disappointing week, nonetheless, for you guys over on the other side of the shop, almost as disappointing as us still being here on Thanksgiving break while you two, three are with your family. So let's get right into the records. Chet went 500, 7 and 7, Gekko went 8 and 6, and the Mew also went 8 and 6. Definitely expecting better from you this week, especially on a holiday when we're slaving away, making sure the show goes out. but back to you guys

appreciate you boys not the best week for the boys not the best week I think that's green I think five weeks in a row geckos went green so yeah a positive week got to feel good about the Eagles and the under Monday night football gotta feel fantastic about that boy that was a lot that was a lot

yeah very confident in that game yes very confident tough well chiefs were holding the lead until the very end to the fourth quarter yeah scary lock scary not quite a lock almost not a lock at all When Chis went up 17 and 7, I was like, I'm in trouble. Yeah.

I'm in trouble. I was sitting there smiling at my phone and going, we've done it again. I'm in trouble. But Kelsey, he fumbled, massive turnover in the red zone for the Eagles. They went down and took care of business. You see, he was mad too. He knew his girl and his parents were watching. That's a tough first impression.

You can see all of his face. He hit the ground. He was frustrated. Let the game get to him. You saw him he was getting into it too with a reddick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cherbman.

Reddick was getting into it. He was getting into it. Asked him early yesterday also. You know what he was saying. Taylor. Swift. That's all I would be said to him on the whole game. Your girl watching this one?

Yeah, yeah. Imagine chirping somebody about dating Taylor Swift. You're a billionaire girlfriend's watching your piece of shit. But yeah, dude, when the Raiders covered, I was like, man, I might be on to something this week. I might have put some really good ball together. But 7 and 7, I'm not disappointed that because you always got to respect the 7s, and it's going to show up good this week. Let's get into our buying and sell segment.

The first game of the week is a AFC South showdown. Two teams that are vying for the number one spot. We've got the Jacksonville Jaguars favored by one against and at the Houston Texans. The number on that game is 46.5 points. We're going to kick it over to you, Meal. Where are you going with this one, brother? Man, this is a crazy one. It's minus one.

The Jackson's been hot. Travis Lawrence has been playing great. But the Texan, CJ is being great. He's been on fire. He was putting points on the board, getting everybody involved. The team looked like they're. ready to get back on top. So I have to go with the Texans plus one, dog.

Plus one? Yeah. I'm tailing. I'm tailing that. You're tailing that? Yeah, I like the Texas. Matter of fact, I like the Texas to win the division. And I think this is the game where they step up and show the AFC South that they're the big dogs on campus.

Texans. C.J. Stroud. Defense. Momentum. Culture. Damico Ryans. Yeah. Yeah.

I like the Texas. I love it and I believe. We put up a big sign last week. AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA, big sign. Big sign, AAA. Because when we all go with the same teams, it's going to over 70% right now. I'm going with the Texans as well. You look at their biggest wins.

Texans beat the Jags in week 3, 37 to 17 and beat the Bengals in week 10. They are showing that momentum. C.J. showed not the best game he's had this past week against the Cardinals, but has shown that this guy's playing an MVP caliber. I'm excited. Personally, I'd like to see the MVP out of him. I think that would just be cool. CJ?

Yeah, I said the same thing. I think it's a long shot still. I mean, it's good that he's in the race. It's good that he's in the race. Who's that running back that won it? He's the only rookie to ever win, rookie of the year, and MVP. Boe Campbell?

Bo Campbell? Was it Bo Campbell? So I like the Houston Texans to repeat the win and sweep the Jags in this one and start taking over that AFC South. Let's go on to the next game. It's going to be the Bills at the Eagles. Eagles just played Monday Night Football.

Short week for them. Eagles are favorite at minus three and a half. The total points in that game is 47 and a half points. Gecko. Talk to us, brother. Take us through it and tell us why you are the gecko. Bills got back on track a little bit last week versus the Jets. They're moving the ball.

They played with a little bit more attitude, but it was the Jets. I think we have to temper expectations here. Do I think the Bills can get back in it? Yes, I do. think they can get back in it. Do I think it's this week against the Eagles? No, I do not.

I like the Eagles minus three and a half. I just think the Eagles are a tough team and they play very tough at home. They just went into Arrowhead. Arrowhead, national television, raining tough, loud. Crazy atmosphere and came away with the dub. And they were losing.

They were getting handled the majority of the game. The Chiefs were looking good, but this is a team that knows how to win. That's why I like them, minus three and a half against the bills. But I think what scares me about it is that this, could be a field goal game.

So that plays to the Bills plus three and a half. But I'm rocking with the Eagles, man. I just think they're playing good, and they are the better team from top to bottom. And, again, they're not the Jets. Yeah, I concur. I feel like the Bills showed us, you know, that they came to play against the Jets.

Obviously, it is the Jets. But, you know, getting a new offensive coordinator looked like it worked. They was moving the ball around, putting points on the board. But I just don't think they could beat the Eagles right now. They're high. And it's in Philly. Coming off a win against the Chiefs, man,

I just see the Eagles taking this one again. I think minus three and a half is close, but got to be the Eagles. They get the job done. Haven't played their best football yet. Just know that. Haven't played their best football yet. Usually this team plays their best football in the beginning of the season. We see a little bit tail off at this part of the season.

But firing Ken Dorsey, you see the little bit of juice. Seems like they had a little more structure in their office to play calling last week, which makes me a little bit nervous. You say the Jets are going to beat the Jets. However, the Jets have an elite defense. They do. They do a great job of rushing the pastor. They have elite corners.

Their back end's phenomenal. But they still put points on the board against them. Which makes me a little more nervous about this game. This was two weeks ago, but Ken Dorsey is still behind the helm of making the calls. I'm now thinking this is an easy pick for the Eagles. I am still going to keep this AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA with the boys. I'm going to take the Eagles as well. Can I say so too?

I'm proud of you for taking the Texans on the last pick because they're an underdog. I know. You said on the – I'm just saying you are a guy who picks all of the fans. favorites all the time. It's paid off. It's paid off. It pays all, it pays all.

If you checked the last five weeks, you were not the big government. Yeah, I've been under right now. I'm under, but I'm still number one. Yeah. Beginners' luck, people could say. Huh? People could say that, but they're not saying that.

They're not saying that. They know what I do out here. You can hear. Very easily say that, but they're not saying that. But I will say you're a little nervous finally dipping under 60% in your picks. Yeah, you're a little nervous. Okay.

This is best false. I do appreciate you saying that. I do appreciate that. I feel like the bills are finding identity, however the Eagles are right now, just doing exactly what we talked about a few weeks ago, just finding ways to win and gain momentum as the season goes on. So we're all going to go to the bills on that one. Can we get a AAA stat?

Can we get a AAA block? Big A's, AAA, AAA, AAA? Every time the word AAA saying? Maybe an alarm goes off. Speaking of alarms, we put an alarms in the chiefs. Chiefs are favored at minus nine against a Raiders team that covered against the Dolphins. They covered showing that they're a little bit different.

AFC West game. Chiefs are down. They're not putting a points in the boards that they used to in the past. They're playing at the Raiders. Chiefs are favored minus 9. The total points in that game is 44.5 points. Meal, talk to me, brother.

This is a big one. This is a tough one because, you know, I fuck with the Raiders, man. And what they're doing is great. Under the new head coach, they're showing that they can play. They're showing they can go out there and they can play with the best of them.

Okay, so if they're playing with the best of them, well, you got in this game. Somebody there, This is a best of them team. Do I think the Raiders can't cover? Fuck it, I'm going Raiders. You got cheats on that paper. He's got Chiefs on the paper?

He's got Chiefs on the paper. I'm going to Raiders plus not. Now, here we go. Let's see this favor. They can play with the best of them? Oh, can they? Well, let's hear. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gecko, do you concur? I said last week, and I'm glad the Raiders used it for bulletin board material. I called them in the old Yeller movie. Not a Cinderella story. The Dog's going to die. They did cover last week against the Dolphins. I'm riding the Raiders. No, no, no, no.

This is perfect. The Raiders at home against their rival, the Chiefs. Like, yeah, they dropped the game against the Dolphins, but you know they still came in. Like, hey, we'll get it corrected. This wasn't like a, fuck, we lost again type of mentality. This was a, we'll get this thing working. We can play with the teams.

We can play with the best of them against the Dolphins out in Miami. Let's play at home. where we are 2 and 0 under the new helm. I like the Raiders. I like the Raiders against the cheese plus nine right now. But now I'm thinking, do I talk myself into this underdog money line? I like the silver and black. That's a little crazy.

That's a little crazy. Right now we're saying Raiders plus nine. But I like the boys. I like the boys at the Death Star. Cut me open, silver and black. God, that fires me off. I like it, I like it. Here's where I think the lock is in this game.

The lock is the under. Both teams are two and eight. versus the over. Both teams are two and eight versus the over. The chiefs have not put points on the board like they did in years past. The Raiders doing better about putting points to the board, but owning, controlling, and handling the time of possession, keeping an offense that can score at any point. I know they haven't scored as much points as they have in the past, but could score at any point. I'm going to take the under in this game. We're going to keep this triple A stand. I'm going Raiders. I'm going Raiders plus nine. I think they're just better

than people think they are. Just jumping in the back seat of all of our picks. Jump in the back seat. But I'm going to take that under too. Eagles, Chiefs versus Eagles decisions. I can't. Hey, I'm going to think that's under, too, though, with that game. He talked me into it. I just, I got to go with that. I'm going to take the under on that as well.

Here's what makes me worried is when the Chiefs lost to the Lions, the next two weeks in a row, they covered and they covered big. And I feel like they had that chip on their shoulder mentality, tell themselves, whatever they have to tell themselves to make them not believe they haven't been in the Super Bowl every single year of Patrick Mahomes's career. But. Fair.

Yeah. But AP, man, out of Bonfin, handling business. Yeah. You like that? Not bomped it, but yeah. Oh, you didn't fire, that didn't fire you up? He's crib. He's crib.

You can't say that? Why can't I? I don't think that just would be that. Was that wrong? No, you're not wrong. Let's hurry up and get on to the next pick. Let's get on to the next pick before everything gets in trouble for a couple of white guys. All right, Ravens, minus four.

They are playing the abysmal chargers. I think Brandon Staley had a press conference. Other day, it looked like he was in panic mode. If there's turbulence on a plane, you look to the flight attendant. If he was a flight attendant, you believed your, that this plane is going down and he's getting fired. This is a must win for the Chargers, but the Ravens are on fire right now.

Where are we going? Let's throw it to you. Start it all. Okay. I'll start this off. I like to look at my notes before because I like to set it up for the boys, but I can absolutely do that.

We just want to make sure that you aren't tailing us. Right. So the Bengals, or not the Bengals, the Ravens won big against a hurt Bengals. I think the Bengals win that game if Joe Burrow stays healthy. It's 10 to 7 when they get hurt. But the Chargers being 3, 6, and 1 against the spread,

being one of the teams that have just underperformed, probably the number one most underperforming team in the NFL, this is a strong case, even though the Ravens are flying all the way to L.A., and you know that time change, them playing last Thursday night, getting a long week, having the turkey eating that, they'll probably leave a day early

and be able to get acclimated quickly. I think this is an easy Ravens minus 4. And I don't want to do this too much, but I do feel kind of close to that under as well. 46 and a half points feels good. What times the game? Steve, what times the game? This might be a 1 o'clock game.

It can't be a 1 o'clock game. If it's playing the West Coast, it'll be a 3.30 game. 3.30, yeah, yeah. Night game. Night game? Night game. The underers are nasty. That's all I need to hear.

I'm going Ravens, minus 4. And I'm going to take the under in that game as well. You look at them versus the totals, man. Chargers 3 and 7 versus. is the over. Ravens 5 and 6. It just seems like Staley is, he's scared. He's scared.

And there's been a couple of drops, a couple of things that makes me feel like the charges are just not believing in themselves right now. For that reason, I'm going to take the Ravens minus 4, and I'm also going to take the under in that game. Gecko, go ahead. You've been hiding away. Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have wrote my picks down

because I just realized that this has been out in the open the whole time, and I have Ravens written right here, so I should have known you would take that. We're going Ravens. Justin Herbert, he is a baller. He is a baller. The team around him, the offense, Keenan Allen, I don't want to spread red ass with Keenan Allen

because he's a bona fide legend. Yeah, but he dropped that easy touchdown. Austin Eccler fumbles on the two-yard line. Like Herbert, part of my take, Big Cat and the boys were saying it. He's getting the early onset of the Phillip Rivers. He's getting frustrated out there for the first time you've kind of seen. And as you alluded to, Chet Staley, he's kind of losing his mind. There's some internal conflict going on.

And this is a shitty defense. They have been the entire year. Ravens, they're won. to be hot going into the playoffs. They're going to get back on track because they dropped one a couple weeks ago against the Browns. Ravens, that offense, and Chargers are playing a top three? Yeah.

Top five? Top three defense in the Ravens. I like the Ravens minus four. In matter of fact, I'm going to go over. I'm going to say primetime Lamar Jackson. I'm betting on him. I'm betting also on a pissed off Herbert, but primetime Lamar Jackson, I'm going over.

75% in night games. He gets all excited about that stat uses it all last week. You're not going to go to the over? Yeah, gut instinct. Gut instinct. You know what I think it is? I don't know that your gut is, because you're seeing that all these picks are the same,

and you're like, how do I make it make a big swing here to switch it up on the boys? Maybe. I think that's smart. I think it's smart. Because if it pays off for you, it's going to pay dividends, and that's why we're in this business to make units. Mule.

Right. Man, I'm going Ravens, minus four. And I'm taking the under. Ooh. You get what I'm saying? Because, hey, I just feel like. Because you're trendy. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, definitely trendy. I just follow what happens in the world. I watch what the TV say. That's what fruitcakes do. He's not wrong, though. the way I just watch what the TV do. It's a food taste do. I don't know what that means.

You know what that means. I don't know. He heard him, you know, in the airstream, too. He's trying to say, you look back there. Hey, Mule, he's trying to say you're being sweet right now. Nah, man, never that. You're zesty. You got some zest.

Yeah. No, I don't have to be a shirt. I don't wear a shirt like that. You don't wear a shirt like that. You got a little sweet. That I'm gay? Whoa. No. No.

No. No. No. No. Yeah. Never. Half and half? Nah. Where are you going? I just said Ravens. Oh, you're on Ravens in under. Yeah. Ravensend under. With this shirt? Hey, this Thanksgiving shirt. You don't like my Thanksgiving? I'm grateful for your friendship. I just want to say that. Yeah, yeah. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving shirt, baby. Hmm. No invites though, but thank you. Do you guys? How do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving? Black people? Yeah. Oh my God. Next segment. Your Gecko is literally you just tow the line.

You're the middle school kid that, like, found a black friend. You're like, maybe how to see how far what you do this? Yeah, let's ask all the questions. Yeah, let's ask all the questions. Let's get it all right. How do you guys celebrate? What a good way to say, go into a commercial break. When we come back, we're going to hit our Bet the Boys index part layer and our ETFFs as well.

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if you followed along with us last week. You'll be happy to know that both of these parlayes hit. Both of them, right? Yeah, we got to give money to people. Yeah, we got to get $300 of somebody. You picked the... McPherson. Can you go on my Twitter,

or my Instagram, or whatever, wherever I put that we're doing a giveaway and we're going to announce it on this show right now. Well, not right now, after we go through this show. So you wanted to do a giveaway, you don't know what your winner is. Well, we have to make them hit first. It's been Tuesday.

I know it hit. So here we are. And now we're filming the show and I'll be able to say it right now. And then look at that. We're doubling down. Hey, come watch the show. He posted it right after the show.

Right after the show. He posted. He went outside. Put it on Twitter. Yeah. On Twitter last week. We were fine this lucky winner for winning. There's like three responses to, which was nice.

I was wondering because people kept all hitting, like sending the picks. And I'm like, oh, shit, okay. They hit. Yeah, hell you. But they got to have the screenshot. Got to have the screenshot. You got to be riding. Got to be riding with the bullies.

We're going to pick some. We're going to give them away $300. It was Jared golf over one and a half. T.J. Hawkinson, over three and a half receptions. Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown. That's that sole patrol parlay. Whoever took a screenshot of that and posted it under that. video, you should be a lucky winner because if there's only three replies, then you have a 33%

chance of winning $300. Right. So bet the boys index parlay is what the gecko just referred to. We're going to get into that right now. We're going to start off with the meal. Meal, who you going with and your player prop bet. Jared Gough, man. And man, hey, have it.

That's your new Christian McCaffee. That's your new Christian McCaffee. Yeah, you stole them. Yeah, so this is my guy. I know he's going to put some points on the board. He's going to throw for two touchdowns. I will be watching you, Jared. How'd you come up with Jared Gough?

How did I? Yeah, like what made you think of him? Um and Joy. You know what it was. Yeah, it was me. You? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, I forgot about it. Jack, where you off? Josh Jacobs, anytime touchdown, I like him to see the end zone. He's running mean. He's running with an attitude. I like their run game on the ground right now with the Raiders. Josh Jacobs. Anytime touchdown, Bama, too.

And he got fine. Andy got fined, which is bullshit. Trucking. He's a trucking. He puts his shoulders down and runs somebody fucking over, bro. They're fining everybody for that now, though. You run somebody over you're getting fined. Not when we played.

Not when we played. No. Boom, man. You play a man ball out there. You get to step over them in. Tom Brady was talking about throwing it over the middle of Ray Lewis, but he forgot five one out there back in next time. Yeah.

It was different back in a house. WRL. I like that. You meant to say Compton. Yeah, he meant. Yeah, yeah. C.J. Stroud, over one and a half touchdowns, obviously, playing the Jags this week.

I want this guy in the MVP talk. I want him. Yeah, no, I had to, because we were to say what Thursday. You're right, you're right. CJ Stroud, over one and a half touchdowns against the Jags. Get this man in the MVP race. Because his team is going to lose this weekend versus the University of Michigan. Give him something to be happy about.

That's what I want, C.J. Stroud. And it looks like, boys, we went from a Soul Patrol parlay to an, uh-oh, Oreo parlay. Oh, Oreo. Got a little chocolate in the middle of that thing. Is it going to hit? Yes, it is. It's a regular Oreo. It's a Recy PC.

Oh. No, no, uh-oh. It's a white Recy's pieces. Yeah, because Oreos are chocolate, creamy vanilla center, chocolate. Yeah. This is vanilla creamy chocolate center, vanilla. That's an uh-oh Oreo. Oh, uh-oh Oreo.

Uh-oh Oreo. You don't remember those? Can we do it? Can we just do the white Reese's pieces? The white Reese's Pieces, the white Chaconesee's pieces, the white chocolate risi pieces? He just strut's black. Yeah, he's black.

CJ strud's black Yeah this is just an Oreo parlay Take a screenshot Put it under You show us that you're betting With the bet the boys parlay You have a chance to win It sounds like $300 from Chet

From all of us here As slips and picks It's a pumpkin and Reese's pieces Remember when they came out with the pumpkin Recy Pieces? Yeah what's the give one Who won last week? Caleb Ingram

That's a tier one I know Caleb Yeah that's a tier one He's also the first person Shout out Caleb Caleb Ingram, do us a favor. Go to the bus with the boys, social media. You're going to DM the boys, I believe, G, Jack, JP, one of those guys.

You can get your information. We're going to send you $300. We'll just tweet at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He won. Good job. Shout out the boy. All right.

You know what I'm saying? I guess, I guess we're host on the show as well. Let's get on to our next parlay, and that's going to be ETFF's easy team favorite funds. We're taking the teams with our heavy favorites, bumping that line down. We're going to tease that line and put it into a nice parlay for you so you can have plus odds. I'll go first. I got dolphins. They're a favorite by nine.

I'm going, maybe even 11, but I'm taking them minus two and a half versus the Jets. The Jets are just, you know, after benching, you know, the Miltz Hunter, and now they got the new quarterback out there. He didn't play much better, not a whole lot of juice there. I think the idea of Aaron Rogers coming back in December should be dead. I love to see him just practice, but there's no reason for that man to really come back. They're going to lose against the Dolphins as well. And that's what I'm going to go with in this game.

Get-go. Ravens. Money line? Yeah, Ravens Moneyline? Yeah, Ravens Moneyline. And then Mule Chiefs. Loaded line. Two and a half.

I love it. Quite a predicament going with the Raiders on plus nine. Oh, she. You're going with them on plus nine, so you need the Chiefs to win. Yeah. Or seven, or six, five, four, three. What you should do is go Chief's Money Line. I know.

So Chief's Money Line? No, because then I... Yeah, Chief's Money Line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chief's Money Line, yeah. All right. Because of the Raiders, I got you. Yeah. So ETFs is going to be Dolphins, minus two and a half first of the Jets, Ravens Money Line,

and the Chief's Money line. And a reminder, those hit last week, so I'll double down on that bet this week. Just because I'll change my mind. Let's see a quick commercial break. Look at some merch. New commercial? It's because you train.

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No hose. No hope. What do we need to do? At this point, we might as well give up. Hey, here, here. Just take it. I'm the ghost of Christmas Riz.

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You can find us at store. Dot barstool sports.com slash busing with the board. That's awesome. Hey, let's go talk to some girls. Welcome back to slips and picks. Our new, our next segment is going to be the pump or dump segment. I'm going to give these gentlemen three games, give them the totals, and they're going to tell me if they're pumping it, taking the over or dumping it.

Taking the end of the first game is going to be the New Orleans Saints at the Atlanta Falcons. NFC South Showdown. The total points in that game is 42 and a half points. Let's talk to Gecko real quick. We pumping or are we dumping? 42 and a half. Saints at Atlanta, NFC. South. teams aren't, you know, that great.

They're trying to figure it out. They're both, yeah, true, Ritters back in. Both coming off by weeks, I think that'll kind of play into this game. Maybe some sloppy ball. Yeah. And in the first quarter first half, getting back on track, I'm going to go under. Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump. Mule.

Dump. Dump. Falcons, Saints, 3 and 7 versus the total. Here's the deal. In the last five, Saints are 3 and 2 versus the total, which I like. They're showing that they're putting points on the board. The Falcons are also 3 and 2 against the total. I thought they're actually 3-0 in their last three.

So for that reason, I'm going to get you over in this game of 42 and a half points. The next game is going to be Browns at the Broncos. Lines already moved. Or points have already moved. 35 and a half points there. How we feel, boys? Man. That's a low one.

Got it. Meals pumping. Nice. A man, a few words, handling his business on this show. Browns, I mean, quarterback, had a nice story last. week getting emotional on the sidelines as they march down the field and take a victory. The Broncos, Sean Payton's looking a whole lot better. They put points on the side. I have written here

Pomp, but I am nervous about the pump. I see the 35 and a half as a challenge in a sign of disrespect, and I accept that challenge. We're going dumb. Ooh. Let's get some Big Ten football over there in the AFC. Some Big Ten, some real football. Some puberty football. Yeah. Some grown man. Growing man.

Boy shit. Defense. Defense is getting after. Yeah. Just tough guy ball. Everybody's getting fined. I know. Listen. The last three totals for both these teams that they did not make was 40 or over, and they were just in that 39 range.

I know they're different teams. I know they're going through different situations, but I feel like the Broncos are getting a whole lot better. The Browns are the ones that scare me because their defense is elite, but they show signs of weaknesses here and there. It's a tough one. And 36 and a half points is not. You signs a weakness is where?

That is low. A lot of points. up last week? To the Steelers? Yeah, it was like 21? No, they lost 13. They won 13 to 10. Yeah, it was 10. Was that? Yeah, that's literally what happened. Watch this. I'm going to dump that one.

I'm going to get back in the lab and figure out some stuff. Here's another one with small totals, Patriots, New England Patriots, the Dead New England Patriots, the Tom Brady Way is dead over there. The new, playing the New York Giants at the New York Giants. The total points is 35. and a half points. 33 and a half points. Jeez.

33 and a half points. Pats are 3 and 7 versus total. Giants are 2 and 8 versus the total. What the fuck? Dup. This is a challenge game. You said it in the last one. This is the challenge.

The Patriots are, it's a sad franchise over there right now. Yeah, it is. A long, rich history, but a sad franchise, Gecko. What's you doing? I'm the way I'm switching, the way I'm going to spins on this, is these teams, both being as bad as they are. They lower themselves to the level of college football. College football, you think, points.

We're going over. Over 33 and a half, I think these guys try to – they're bad, right? They're just going to make a lot of mistakes. I like Sequan scoring a Tommy DeVito. I think Mac Jones might have just one of his games, right? So I'm going – I'm going pump. Is Matt Jones playing this week, though? Is he the starter?

I don't know. The Giants scored 31 points last week, but commanders. Yeah, they did. Tommy DeVito. But the commander – Hey, is Mac Jones not the starter? But Commanders is better than the Patriots, though. Let's be honest.

Yeah, but Sam Hal also threw three interceptions in that game. That's true. They gave away their two edge rushers. It was abysmal. If Matt Jones player, he'll do the same thing. Who knows, man. Do what? See?

That's awesome. I love that. And that's a college football coach answer right there. We're looking at doing two quarterbacks. It's a college football game. I'm going over. I'm pumping, too. Okay.

DeVito. I'm pumping as well. You're pumping as well? Yep. Makes you want to pump too. Switch it up. Go ahead. Get in the car, man, get the back seat.

Strap in. Divido is in New York. He's Italian in New York. I'm going to pump. They're going to ride with you. Hold on, meal. I have to make a statement. I'm pumping this one as well.

All right, go ahead. 33 and a half points. I like the college analogy. I like Bill Belichick. Not saying he has a name of starter yet. Let's get to our next segment. Dogs, dogs, dogs. The underdog segment.

We're picking a team that is an underdog to figure their shit out. Okay. I'm taking Texans money line. They're dogs by one point. They're going to win this game. They're going to win against the Jags. my team, Gekko. Raiders beat the Chiefs for the first time since

2020. You're saying money line Raiders. Moneyline Raiders. He's a psycho. He's a psycho. He's a psycho. Get him a straight jacket in a padded room. He's a crazy person. I hope it pays all.

I do too, man. Let's get risk. Let's get risky. Come on. We're jumping back to buy and sell. Are you to take it in that as well? No, no. That's plus nine still. Okay. So I'm still. Hedging bets. Yeah, yeah. Smart man. That's how, that's why Gecko has a he has on today.

Hit all those room in the shoulders to fill it with money. Mule. Giants. Money line. Versus the Patriots, like we said. That Italian way, eh? All right. I like you, boys.

Fun show. Fun show. So far, when we come back, we're going to do our last segment, which is going to be Monday night football. Can't wait to have you. We'll take a break. We'll be back right after this.

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Imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer. Buy our merch. Buy our merch. Buy our merch. Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Welcome back to Sliffs and Picks. We're talking Monday Night Football Bears at the Verveach. Vikings. Justin Fields is back. Josh Dobbs. Mule said it, best quarterback in Tennessee

Ball's history. Vikings are favored at minus three and a half. The total points in that game is 44 and a half points. Meal, I'm going to hit you with it right now, brother. Where are we going and why? Vikings, baby. Josh Dillinger, he out there slaying him. Gotta go with my man, holding it down. The ballhead assassin. Did you write that down? I just made that up. Did you really? The ballhead assassin, y'all know what time it is, baby. Josh Dobbs, get it done.

Vikings, man, minus three and a half. Vikings, minus three and a half. I like it. That does it. That does it. That does it twice. That does it twice. That did it twice.

That dizzed it. That dizzed it. That did it. He got me really juiced up about that little John Dillinger. Yeah. I do like the Vikings. I think they bounce back again. Fan of Dobbs, the way he's playing.

They got to protect him a little bit more. I think they do against the Bears' defense. chance. Josh Dobbs and the bike, he's minus three and a half at home. I'm taking the, right, AAA stat. Yeah. Triple A, AAA, AAA. Also under. Also under. I'm going to take the over in that game.

I'm thinking the over. Justin Fields. Justin Fields being back. Yeah. They set up those first 10, 15 plays. They put a lot of runs in for him. He was looking good. He was ripping around.

They're putting points on the board. I like that. And I think Josh Dobbs has got a stranglehold on this offense right now, making them be the best they've ever been. Mule the best they've ever been I'm not taking it I'm not touching it So far this year I would say so I would say that this is the strongest the Vikings I would say so too

I would say this is the mind I know Kirk your cousin Yeah what are like what are we talking about I would say Best that their offenses looked Vikings minus three and a half and the over And the over and Josh Dobbs we trust You think Dives better in Kirk Right now Yeah, definitely right now.

Right now, yeah. You gotta be kidding. Friend of the show. Yeah. Friend of the show. Good guy. Great guy. Yeah.

Ph. Yeah. Ph. It's not even close. You're right. I agree. Why I'm with you? No, no, no.

I think of Josh. Yeah. I'm with you. That falls in line with your quarterback takes this year. Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess we'll find out on Monday Night Football. That'd be wrong again.

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What a time. Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Welcome back to Penny Slips Parlay. As you heard Jack earlier, they've had us working all week, so we're going to keep it quick so we can finally get home to our families. Thanksgiving. We're grateful. Therefore, no enemies this week. We're going to go ahead and jump into it. Jack, you want to start us off? I'll start us off. We are going to go Houston, Texans, Money Line, New York Giants, Money Line, Tennessee Titans, Money Line. The odds are plus 634 to you, JP.

I will stay in the plus 634 range. I'm going Detroit Lions, Money Line, Cowboys, Money Line, Niners, Minutes, minus seven, Dolphins Money Line, Tampa Bay, Money Line. That's plus 6.47. Banger. And a lot of Thanksgiving action. A lot of Thanksgiving action. All right, moving on to the team parlays. Again, we're trying to get out of here.

Our families are waiting. It's basically Thanksgiving dinner in like 20 minutes. So anyway, starting out for the team bet, Dolphins minus 10 versus the Jets. Eagles, minus three to half versus the bills. And the Ravens, minus three to half versus the Chargers. That will give you plus 652. And moving on to our always undefeated segment, the Rockham Sock and Pizzle of the week.

We got the Falcons versus the Saints. And there will be the Red Rockaman is the Falcons. The blue Rockaman is the Saints. Jack, best of luck. Good luck. All right. And right here you see the replay. And wow.

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