Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Delanie Walker Cooks Up CRAZY Parlay Leg And Will Compton’s Confidence In Miami Dolphins Runs Wild

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

The Boys are BACK for week 13 of Slips & Picks and winning is the name of the game. Last week, the gambling gods were victorious as only The Mule (Delanie Walker) was at .500. Last week, Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) and William Gekko (Will Compton) combined for 22 losses, but week 13 brings an opportunity to right the ship and make more units. Here are the season records after 12 weeks: Chet Savage: 92-84-1 (52.0%) William Gekko: 87-68-1 (55.8%) The Mule: 98-69 (58.7%) This week’s card includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: The game of the week will see the Philadelphia Eagles host the San Francisco 49ers. Will the Niners slow down Jalen Hurts? Do the Eagles have an answer for Christian McCaffrey? Are the Denver Broncos and Russell Wilson poised to make the playoffs? Will the Miami Dolphins dominate the Washington Commanders? Can the Green Bay Packers upset Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs? Will the Jacksonville Jaguars fold under the bright lights of Monday Night against the Cincinnati Bengals. Can the Detroit Lions handle Bourbon street and the New Orleans Saints? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're watching the S&P 500. The stock market one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to slips and picks. Today, this week is get back on track for a couple of the boys here. It was like the first scene in American History Acts, black and white, bite the curb motherfucker type stuff. And that's what we cannot have on this show. We will be better for you. But let's turn it to the interns real quick.

we jump into the recap. Gentlemen, wow, an absolutely disgusting week by you guys. There's no way to get around it. We'll just go through the records right now. We have Chet at 6 and 12, the get-code 7 and 10, and the mule is standing down with 20 picks at 10 and 10,500, which is the best of the three. Definitely disappointing stuff to see.

I would like to initiate them all three back on the enemy list. Sorry, this is reserved. for somebody who deserves it. So you know what? I'm going to give it to these handsome gentlemen because we won our, we won a bet. Yeah, we did win a bet.

So that's really all it matters. So with that being said, real quick, you said six and 12. That's real. That's real. Oh, my God. It's middle school through high school, gray six through 12.

Tough day for you guys. Hope you do better. Appreciate that interns. As always, Hopefully, being respectful. It was tough. Gicco, I'm going to start with you real quick. Seven and ten last week.

Seven and ten, you've been on the upswing in a big way for the past five weeks. How do we feel? You know, you've got to take your lumps. No question. That was a lump. Look, I had a great holiday weekend. Shout out Thanksgiving. I had a great time on Thanksgiving.

However, not only was I seven and ten, but the games I actually decided to bet on, I was like 0 for 4. I take that back. I was one for five. I won the Michigan game. But a bad weekend. take your lumps, you know, G-B-O-T. I was on like a four-weekend

win streak, so it's just part of the process. So we do a gambling show and you only bet on five games? I did over the weekend, yeah. Big holiday weekend. Holiday weekend. Kids, family, other families, that type of thing. Mule, you've been on a steady pace of decline, although you were 500.

Still 500, you know, but hey, we have our ups and downs. It's the fourth quarter. Some of them sorry teams that we don't see winning games or starting to win games. They started bringing around put points on the board. It happens. You know what I mean? This is what we do. We help you guys get units. Let us take the fall for you to get paid, okay? Let me do my thing and I'm going to get back on track. You've been on a bit of a slow streak though. I mean, I feel a lot. I've been on a

lot, but the percentage is still up there. You're good in September. You're a player that plays in the sun. You play in high. No, no, no. We, no, no. That's a lot. Hey, we, I can't follow these guys. I don't know if they're girlfriends cheating on them, texting other players. Shit happens. You know, they have bad games, but I got my guys on it. We're trying to find these tweets, these texts, so I can bring you some accurate betting, okay? That's what I'm doing. Accurate betting, just like the enunciation of that word. You got to be like Ryan Day, dude. You have to get that private investigator out and go find out all these guys getting cheated on, what's going on in their personal life. And that's how we're going to be the best gambling show

of all time. Let's start with buy or sell. The first game is going to be the San Francisco 49ers. Seems like they're back on track like we need to be. They are favored at minus three versus the Eagles, an NFC championship 2022 rematch. Getco. How do you feel? I got the clickie. Who gave me the clickie? I know.

Give me 60 seconds. 60 seconds. Give me 60 seconds. I got you on the clock right here. Lock this one in. It's 49ers. It is 49ers at Philadelphia. Yes, Philly is undefeated at home.

Yes, Philly knows how to win the tough close games. But this is where the Niners get back on track. They know the bad taste that they had in their mouth last year in the NFC. championship when they lost all their quarterbacks and they're playing with fullback trying to throw the ball Christian McCaffrey trying to throw the ball they couldn't really throw it uh but they remember going into philly getting egg the fan base getting egg they know the bad taste nineers are gonna beat their ass 49ers minus three at philadelphia can't wait to see where you go delaney let's go meal he already know i never go against the eagles never never never they just proved it time and time

again that they can't be beat I don't care what you guys say yes to four 49ers is back. Brock Brody, you got Christian McCaffer, you got all them studs over there. Brock Brody. But you got the same studs on the Eagles team, man. It's going to be a tough one. It's going to be a battle that we want to see. But I got to go with the Eagles plus three.

It fires me up because it's like, I think that's the first time you picked like an underdog. You said that last week, though. He always said that. He said that every week. Let me take it back to January 30 at 2022, 5.30 p.m. Central time. That's when the hopes and dreams of the 49ers began. to go to the Super Bowl after they haven't been there in a couple of years. Injuries, Brock Brody gets injured.

Everybody starts falling apart. There's fights on the sideline. Like you said, Christian McCaffrey, Great White Hope, hell of a running back, garbage quarterback. It was a tough, it was a tough game. They walked out of the stadium. They got six-year-old kids pretending to dab up, and then following up with the bird. They know what the environment's going to be like. They've circled this on the calendar.

This is the 49ers all the way, minus three. I like where your head's at. To understand the present, you have to realize the past as well. I think that's the line. I don't know. Something like that. Predict the future, understand, analyze the past, and, you know, make the best decision in the current.

That was good, too. Yeah. I like to mind better. Chiefs, minus six and a half are favored. They are going to be in Green Bay and they are playing the Packers. Packers have shown a little bit of improvement. They've got a little bit better. But, Mule, we're going to start with you on this one.

What are you thinking, brother? Man, it's going to be a tough one. The Packers showed up against them boys, man. My favorite team, the Lions. and y'all talked so bad about Jordan Love, and he showed up. So is we going to get another Jordan Love that played against the fucking Lions? Are we going to get the Jordan Love that been playing shitty all season? I feel like we're going to get the Jordan Love that's been playing shitty all season.

I'm sorry, Jordan Love. So I'm going with the Chiefs minus six, man. They got to get this one back on track. So come on, baby. Give me what I'm looking for. Units. So you're doing Chiefs. Chiefs.

Chiefs. Keiko. Tailing. I'm tailing a mule there. That was a phenomenal breakdown. a good setup to not so very good ending with Jordan Love. Shout out teasing piece of George Love, but I agree with you. I think

the Chiefs mop them. If anything, I think this minus six and a half makes me feel a little uncomfortable. It's like, okay, are they kind of believing in the Packers a little bit? Are they going to show up? Any given Sunday, Packers beat the Lions and I was like, that was one game where I lost pretty big. Man, me too. And kind of got me down in the dumps. Like, okay, maybe I just bet one more game on the weekend.

On Thanksgiving. Yeah, on Thanksgiving. Yeah, you lose right out of the gate. It's not fun. It's a tough deal. Yeah, Chiefs, minus six and a half. Yeah, I'll, um, yep, AAA stat. We're going to go AAA stat, AAA stat, AAA. We're going AAA stat on that. Chiefs minus six and a half.

We're going to go with that. I think Patrick Holmes are starting to find their groove. They've been much more slow on offense this year, but I can feel it. I feel it coming. Jordan Love, he's not getting any love in this song. He's boom or bust in all situations. Usually after a boom, comes a bust.

And for that reason, we're going to go Chiefs minus six and a half. Dolphins. favorite at minus 9.5. They're playing at the commanders. I think two weeks ago, the commanders got dummy, 31 to 3 against the Giants. Is that correct? Yes.

Is that correct in saying that? Yes, it is. And they lost his passaway, too, against the Cowboys. That was close-ish in the first half, and then at the end of the game. Pick six, who's the DB that set the record in the NFL? The Cowboys. I don't know, but he's a D-back for the Cowboys.

Say his name again? The Cowboys. Blan. Bland. Bland. Blan. Blan. But we're not talking about the Cowboys.

We're talking about the commanders. Commanders are just in... They're just bad, man. They're just bad, and what do the dolphins do with bad teams? Destroy them. They destroy them. Sam Howell is just having a rough time. He's like the meal, man.

He's great in September. He's great in October. That weather starts to change a little bit, and you see the slide going down. I got the dolphins minus nine and a half here. It's a big line. Strong line. But for whatever reason, unless the line's massive in favor of the dolphins, they don't cover. So that's why I'm going to go with the dolphins here.

Gecko. Yeah. This is a gunfight. Commanders don't have a weapon. their staff, they're going to get cleaned out. Everybody's going to get fired. Black Monday is going to happen in Washington. They got their asswled by the Giants,

who was a bad football team. They got their asswood by the 49ers on Thanksgiving, or by the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. Here's what I got for you. What we're going to do here, I might have wrote it down, because I made the bet this morning. Let me check, let me check the units this morning.

I made a bet this morning. I made a bet this morning. Just to keep this alive. I have a three-leg parlay with this game. It includes the first quarter, the first half in the game total. And that bet that I put in, I put some, that is plus 197, Dolphins minus 2.5 in the first quarter spread.

Dolphins minus 6 and a half in the first half. Game's going to be over in the first half. And then Miami Dolphins minus 9.5 total in the game. That's a three-leg parlay plus 198. That's what I'm doing with this game. That's what I'm doing this. Those are your three picks and a parlay. It's just a parlay.

Parlay is the pick. So you're going dolphin? Yeah. He's going dolphins. First quarter, dolphins half and dolphins at the end of the game as well. Incremental steps. Turn your minus 110 until plus one night game. I've done that before with the dolphins, so I hit.

And what did you make? I hit like 240. That's right. You said you're going to jump on that far lay? Hold on. Give it to me again. Dolphins? Minus two and a half in the first quarter.

Okay. Minus six and a half in the first half. And then the spread minus nine and a half. You combine those and you get plus 198. Ooh. I locked it in this morning. It is Wednesday, so I don't know if that moves at all, if that changes either way. That's when you want to get locked in.

I'll be honest with you, brother, the confidence to put in a bet this early, it's not like you. You must be seeing something that Vegas is not seeing. Well, when you wear the jersey and you bleed for this team in this organization, you kind of know where it's headed. Okay. I'm jumping on that. I'm jumping on that parlay. That's now a parlay of mine. Are we ever a AAA parlay?

I didn't go yet, but I do concur. I'm not taking that parlay, but I will be taking that parlay, but I will be taking it. And the dolphins, I'm in my matching butt-necked eating chocolates and smoking weed, and they fucking with me. That's a good weekend. Let me ask you, do you think it's going to be close until the second half? Yeah. So you think Dolphins won't be up by three points after the first quarter, by at least three? I feel like they will be up.

I just don't want to take that bet. Honestly, I think it's a great bet. I just don't want to touch it. You're playing not to lose right now. Yes, indeed. You're playing not to lose. That's why you've been down the last few weeks. I'm in my match.

In September, brother, in September, you were out there slinging around. On the 80s. You were taking that nine-inch data in September, and you were flying that thing around, no problem. It's the fourth quarter. The good teams are trying to, they plan a little slow, they're trying to save themselves for the playoffs.

I feel like that's what's happening. You don't see a lot of points getting put on the board by the better teams. The sorry teams is putting more points on the board than the good team. Not Washington. No, not Washington. I ain't say that. The prolet is going to hit.

Y'all keep that. I mean, you know what I'm saying? That's fine. I'm going to stick with minds, you know? Do you keep it? I'm going to let y'all have that. Scary money don't make money. I'm excited about that.

I'm excited about that. Broncos, they're at the Texans. Texans lost a divisional game last week. The Broncos are in a five-game win streak right now. A five-game win streak. Nuts. People were calling for Sean Payton's head early. It was me.

I was the guy saying that. I think he's not the quarterback. He was just being helped by Drew Brees. It seems like that's not the case. O-4-3 on quarterbacks this season. Oh, for three. Russell Wilson, Brock Purdy, and Josh Dobbs? No.

No, he said Jordan Love. He said Josh Dobbs should be the starter for the Vikings, and they should not re-sign Kirk. Yeah, we both said that. That is a good, yes. Did you watch Monday? Yeah, but, you know, we're going to be right. That is a good comment.

Kirk said bad games? Many of them. Tough game. How many times? How far have you win in the playoffs? Kirk. Far. About as many as Will Compton.

Yeah. That being said, Gecko. Gecko. What do you got, brother? I want the Broncos. I like the Texans. Actually, I love the Texans.

I love them as like a dark horse. I love them as a dark horse, even in the playoffs, going deep in the playoffs. But there's something about the way the Broncos are playing right now defensively. I like the Broncos. Give me the Broncos at Houston,

with the points. Of course. But give me it, I want the Broncos. But if you're taking the Broncos, you're putting the Texans in a bad position to make the playoffs. You're going to go to the playoffs. No doubt. No doubt. They're in the hunt. They're in the hunt category. They are in the hunt right now. But, man, I do too much with my heart, man.

I do too much with my heart. And I got to lean into this momentum of Denver. They're playing good defense. Russell Wilson, everybody's like eating their words, including all of myself. And they're playing good ball. And Champayton knows it He's got them boys motivated I'm going Broncos

Man I gotta go Texas I just feel like they got it They got it going They found what they needed They got that niche Just got C.J getting out there Putting points on the board Leaning his team

Doing the baby boy knockout Just brung that back Man that real L.A. shit Man when it's celebration I mean they should have won A kicker man The kicker fuck that game up bro you lost me money

You lost me money Texas I'm gonna do with the Broncos as well I think Sean Payne's great I love it I'm not gonna say I love the Texans because that feels nasty to say but I love C.J. Stroud

and I love where that franchise is headed for them. There's a couple of games during the season that I'm gonna be really upset about especially in the future but right now it's the Broncos brother. They're the hot hand. They got a quarterback who's elite

but they need a couple more pieces and I feel like the Broncos are doing this right now at the right time I'm gonna take the under in this game. 47 and a half points. I'm taking it a couple of more. the under with the Broncos plus three and a half. Wait, so you're saying the boy is elite now?

Who? The quarterback for the Broncos. Yeah, either he is elite or he's going to be league or he's going to be. So he's just playing better. He's so good. He got Frank White Fire. To Denver. And now he's playing a little bit more like his old self.

At Seattle that made him great. They kept him on a field long enough to be great. What are you talking about? So hang on, hang on. He said he was great. He said he was great. Don't touch me. My fault.

He said it was great when he was in Seattle. He had a great defense. So are you saying Russell Wilson's not a good quarterback? I never said that. But you're alluding something to me. You're like, are he elite? Because he seemed to have like a different opinion. Because at first y'all said he was guac ducy, but now he's elite.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that never came out of her mouth. He never said that. I never said he was elite. C.J. Stroud is elite. Oh, I thought that I said Russell Wilson was elite. No. I think Russell was. Russell Wilson's playing better.

Like he's moving the ball. Him and Champaign are on the same page. Russell Wilson has obviously lost a step. Yeah, yeah, okay. Obviously. Like, most improved is Russell Wilson from where you're one with the Broncos last year. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. I give you that.

Okay, I just wanted to make sure. No, it's good. Thanks for trying to check us. It didn't go in your favor, but I appreciate you doing that. I mean, I just thought you said he was elite. That's good. No, I'm happy. I hope you got what you needed out of that conversation.

We're going to take a quick commercial break. When we come back, we're going to look at the Parley segment. of our show, which has got the boys in next parlay and the ETFFs. We'll be back right after these messages. Just keep striking out. Another holiday season. No hoes.

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No, no, no. Okay, can I be honest? I was trying to. Yeah. There's something that's like, it's like, bubble guts. Yeah, it's pushed up. It's the Thanksgiving food. Yeah, yeah, it happens.

But I was trying. It hasn't happened yet. He's still on leftovers right now. That's all good. Yeah. Time's upset. Parlay segment, Bet the Boys Index Parlay.

We're taking player prop bets strictly. Player prop bets in this segment. And we're going to bundle that together and give you guys a big opportunity. Also, I believe we had a parlay hit last week, correct? We did, yes. And. C.J. Stroud over one and a half touchdowns.

Josh Jacobs anytime touchdown. Jared Golf over one and a half touchdowns. That's the Oreo W. You bet the boys in next parlay. Jack. Could you find us the winner? Could you find us the winner for the Bet the Boys Index Parlay to make $300 today?

Because they bet with the boys on this show, Slipin Picks. As we're doing that, we're going to get into... Tell us how they win money. Tell the people how they win money. This is how you're going to win money. When this show comes out, you're going to be able to bet with the boys

by taking either the Bet the Boys Index Parlay or the ETFs. You're going to bet it, screenshot it, and share it. With Bus with the Boyle... There it is. with Bustin with the boys account when it hits

you not only made money on that parlay but you're always going to have an opportunity to make $300 with the boys that is a big time deal that's called double dipping as we call it in the league bet the boys the next parlay Christian McCaffrey

anytime touched out of time simple as that we gotta get out of here that was wet go ahead I just said mine you stink bet the boys parlay

trust me why would you do that why would you do that why would you just take a minute we're not going to take a minute this show goes on so who'd you go with

Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown. Who do you got? What do you know? Let's go. David Montgomery, as somebody who likes to mess around, who likes to play and see the entire board, likes to choose a different player.

Most weeks, I'm going to go with David Montgomery anytime touchdown. Nine weeks in a row, he went Kirk Cousins over one and a half touchdown. Okay, fact-checked that. Okay, seven weeks in a row. You and Delaney just take turns on your knees

with the Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown. Delaney and I do do that. Yes. They do hit. They do hit. Who you got? I'm going to change it up just a little bit. This ain't a player,

but it is the fucking holy team. You feel what I'm saying? So I'm going Detroit by one through seven points, winning the game, either by one or seven points. If they win the game between any one of those, I hit units, baby, look it up. Plus 290. Get on top of that. Real quick. Can I talk to you about something, Neil? It's going to hit. Okay, so it's the bet the boys index parlay. Okay. Yes. I say we do strictly player prop bets here. And I just told you I'm switching it up. this one. This is a hitter right here. I know it's coming in. Hey, it's

a player prop bet. Or a teaming. You mess something up every week. Every week and I hit. Yeah, but this, it's a bet the boys. Like, it's a, he even says right here definition, player prop. I see that. I know that. They're not just saying in the beginning. I'm changing. I know you know that, but you're still messing it up. It's not,

it's a player prop. You can't do team. You can't do team. Why? Because it says bet the boys index parlay. A player prop bet that you're choosing to combine as a parlay. This is And you make it hard to work with you. You're lucky we need to have a minority hire. Hey, you're lucky to have a minority high.

Hey, you're gonna- I'm making the most units out of here. You can get sued for that. You can get sued for that. Hey, you want, hey, they want me to keep it simple for him. I'll keep it simple for him. I always hit on here. I'll just go Jared golf, baby, one over one and a half touchdown.

You wanted me to keep it simple? Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. Let's do that. I'm trying to make us units out here where we can buy Ferraris and fucking doking donuts and shit, okay? What? What?

Two different financial demographics, merging in the one. The definition of the meal. Are we good? Yeah, we good. So we got Jared Gough, over one and a half touchdowns. David Montgomery, anytime touchdown. Christian McCaffrey, anytime touchdown.

I'm not going to do it again. That wasn't just an Oreo, correct? Do what? No. That's a fucking Oreo. What am I doing? Wait, what? Hey, you need to stop trying with that.

Yeah, shit. And then you just quit the show. Easy team favorite fun. Chet, go first. Kay, Jags, money line. That's what I'm doing. They're the best in the AFC South. They're going to win the AFC South.

I wanted the Texans to win, but we obviously know it's not going to happen. Then I wanted the Texans to win. Now it's obvious that the Jaggs are going to win the AFC South. It's not going to stop this week. Gecko, who do you got? I'm going Lions money line. Right now the line is minus four against the Saints. I'm taking that money line to add in to the ETFs.

They had a tough loss against the Packers. I understand divisional. Thanksgiving game, all that fun stuff. But. But yeah, they gotta get, they gotta get right heading into December. And I think they do against the Saints. Lions, Money Line. I'm gonna go Buccaneers Money Line so y'all don't hear your motherfucking mouth.

So we're gonna go, Buccaneers, money line. And they're playing the Panthers, you dig. So. You wanna go minus three. I see minus three. I do. Then go minus three. But they, oh, you're doing this again, man, this is this.

You know what I'm saying? I can't deal with the shit. Are you being mentally weak right now? No. Are you not being with a hand in the heat right now? I'm helping you guys out. Helping us. I'm being a team player and just follow along

because I don't want to separate any farther from you guys in the percentage of the units. Don't trust me, brother. You're coming down just far away over a week. I am because I've been listening to you guys. When I've been doing me, the mule, the mule has been eating, man. He didn't come out in December, but I'm out. I'm out here.

I guess we forgot that your streak started when you started tailing the gecko and then he just took off from there and now the last five weeks you've gone down in percentage. See, that's like someone bringing up the puffy shit. What is that? It already happened. Don't bring it up. What's the puppy shit? Yeah, it was. Nothing.

Talking about Piddy? No, I did. Don't. Don't put that in my mouth, man. Is this puff? Wait. Puffs? Two-paw? Nothing. No, no. They get it. Okay. All right. Don't put that in my mouth.

We're going to take a quick break when we come back. We're going to hit our total. Total segment or pump or dump segment. I'm going to give the gentlemen three games and we're going to choose to take the over pumping it or take the under dumping it. We'll be back right after these messages. Guys, I'm at ideas. What are we doing for merch this week? Oh, I don't know. Dude, I actually have no idea. Man, I wish there was just like a way we could get inside of the consumer's head. Whiskey and cigars on a polo. Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed inside of their head. Dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead ass. Imagine if we could. Imagine if we could. hypnotize the customer. Buy our merch.

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there's thousands and thousands of people that decide to take part in the parley, but only one can win, and that's going to be Alex Guerrero. That is at Guerrero. 72 underscore Alex. Alex, just a quick thing should probably change up.

your thing because it's really the spelling is very tough. But you just won $300, sir. Congratulations. Remember when you bet with the boys, whether it's on the index parlay or the ETFs, you have an opportunity to win there and with the boys with $300 on this show. Now, Pumper Dump and Dump's segment, the Cardinals are at the Steelers. The points have moved since Tuesday. It is now at 41 and a half it's gone up.

Mule, I see yours is already written down yesterday. No, no, I change that. The points went up. I changed it. Okay. What's your thing? Then just tell us to that. I thought it was going to be, yeah, a total of 40 or 41.

It was, yeah, it was, yeah. It was 39 and a half, went up two points, and that was, hey, that was enough to break your back right there. Yeah, they broke my back. I'm going to dump this game, man. Okay. I'm not confident in the team. Smart man, I'm dumping. Yeah, it's a delus.

I was dumping with the initial line. Right. Really? Yes. I kind of was pushing it. Kyle Murray, dude, comes back from his ACL injury. It has 25 points. The next two games, he gets 16 points and 14 points.

You know, the Steelers. abysmal, man. They fire Canada. There's a shot of life, and then all of a sudden it goes away. This is a dump game all the way. Did you see, uh, who is it, Deontay Johnson? Oh, my God. That was the most disgusting play. What would we have done if we went on the sideline? I would have been like, bro. If you saw that in film? If I saw that, no, people saw it on the sideline. They was like, what the, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what I would have done. I would have been so mad and talked so much shit, but probably done nothing. Yeah, that sounds about right. That's exactly what I would be for it. We all would have been a whisper, we all have been

going to go, right. So fucking DeAndi, what are we fucking doing? Hey, hey, good job out there, Kay. Good job. Do your things, huh? Hey, that was solid. Hey, so what happened? Oh, and then they tell you the story?

I got you. Man, that's crazy. They're treating you like that. Yeah, we all would have been doing that sense. You know they're in that team meeting the next day, and the television sit up there with the camera or the film going,

just playing it back and forth, over and over again. Not saying a word for three minutes. Yeah. Circle in it. Hmm. I mean, that play was, that effort and everything is absolutely bullshit, man. He didn't even run off the ball.

So? I know. He literally stood there. And then the ball, it seemed like there was a fumble right there next. He just walked. By the guy that was covering him. And then, like, a week before, two weeks ago, you got, who was it, Pickens?

Yeah. He was doing something in the end zone. Or he posted something after the game, talk about, like, more touches, more touch. Like, Steelers just have a way with receivers. They don't have to make a praise. Yeah, yeah. Colts.

Colts, Colts, Colts. the Titans. Points in that game is 42. I know. Points in those game is 42 and a half. Getco. Dump. Okay.

Dump. No reason to elaborate. This is a dump game. It's going to be tight. Divisional game. Colts are probably going to win. Titans, I don't know if, you know, dump. Yeah, Titans score about 15 points a game right now.

I can see. The Colts don't have their quarterback, and they're just figuring out a way to win games better than the Titans are winning games. What can you see? I can see the Titans being the Colts, though. Bro, we all could. I mean, we all could. Who would we be surprised?

No. But if we run the ball like we did last week, we just let Derek just run? He had 42 yards. A touchdown. He had a touchdown. And it was a touchdown. And it was against the Panthers. Okay.

And the Biggs was almost one. They had like three chances in the fourth quarter. Not that the Colts are them, but. I mean, they're not. 17, 10. Yeah, they're not. better than the, they're not that much better than the Panthers. Are we all dumping?

Yes. Dump. AAA stat. Triple A stat. Triple A stat. Triple A dump. Lions at the Saints. Total points, 45 and a half.

Neal. Dump. Dump. Dump. Dump. Dump. Triple A stat. Just run with that.

Hey, Stephen, are there more stats on the undershit? What do you mean? What are you asking? Like, you know how the under's are like setting records this. year in the NFL. Yeah, it's set in records. Is there an updated stat? I don't have an updated one. Because that's ultimately what I'm rocking with here.

I'm like, okay. Yeah, December ball, getting colder. Yeah. Dump. Yeah. Like, the fact that the Colts in the Times are 42 and a half is crazy to me. They feel like they're going to put points on the week. Huh?

Yeah. If they feel like they go put points on the board, they don't lose at home. I'm telling you. They haven't lost yet. That's great. I love that. I absolutely love it. While we're talking about, let's get to our under segment,

dogs, dogs, dogs, underdog segment. We're going to pick a team, underdog, cover, Money Lion, whatever. Meal, who you got? Oh, you know who I'm going with. The Eagles. No offense, 49ers. I still love y'all, but I just can't go against the Eagles.

What Hertz is doing up there, man. He can't lose a game. Even though he shook his head after they made the field go, I didn't know what that was all about, man. I see you still went out there and got that dub. So, got to go with. Because he had a QBR of seven in the first half. He didn't play very well.

terrible in the first half. In the second half, he played pretty good. Yeah, he played great. That 60-yard or hits the end of the game was nuts. That was nuts. He also had some weird throws, like his checkdowns. He was, like, lobbing his checkdowns. I know.

It was raining, though, you know what I was. He played really bad in the rain. Even though I had the Eagles, like I was kind of pulling for the bills, because they were kind of like, you know, they were showing up. Yeah, they were showing up. Yeah, they were showing up. Yeah. Josh Allen, front of the show.

Yeah. Front of the show. They all friends of the show. I'm gonna go, I like, you know, I'm glad you won with that pick. you won with that pick. I'm going to go Cardinals Money Line. They're underdogs against the Steelers. Ooh. I think it's crazy, but I just, I really

don't think the Steelers, I mean, Cardinals aren't either, but I don't think the Steelers are that good. And they have a, they're locker room too. They're abysmal right now. Yeah. And I just think the X Factor being Murray, he's a little bit more electric and elusive. Like he can just win a game with his legs type of thing. I give you that.

Because the Steelers, if they win, it's going to be like a low scoring win. Yeah. So I just think the Cardinals got a good chance upset them. The lines that, I believe it's, they're four point underdogs. Is that true? Because I just wrote money line on here. I believe they're four. What is it? You get five and a half. Five and a half points. Yeah, five and a half points. I like, you know, taking some risk. Like last week, I went with the Raiders and that one looked amazing in the second

point. 14-0. Oh, my God. I was like, we're about to do it. I was like, none of the Raiders about to make a little run here did. But they did. They did. They did. She said it up flipping it and also covering. That was a mad. That's psychotic. I was the same thing. It was just an abysmal weekend for all of us. I know.

And I was like, please God, just get this. That one I didn't even do a point. I literally did Raiders' money line. It felt good, but this one feels really good. This one feels really good. And minus five and a half. I like take chances. Can we take your thing?

But stillers do for 400, they had 400 yards total offense after firing their office as a coordinator last week. So, man, I'm just saying that's tough. You know, they're showing that they can move the ball a little bit more. Cardinals mind line. All right. I mean, Packers beat the Lions. That was a shit show.

They came out through a bomb. They started off, and when they caught it, I was like, oh, this ain't going to be good. I knew it right off the jump. I'm going to take the Titans. I don't know why. What's that line at? Where you go out tight? One and a half.

That's, that's... I'm taking a money line. They're not going to win. They're not going to win. They shouldn't win. They shouldn't win. They shouldn't win. The team should just say, let's make sure not win this game to get a better draft,

I'm taking Marvin Harrison, Jr. So I'm going to take the tines. I'm taking the tines in this one. We're going to take a break when we come back. We're going to go Monday night football. Monday Monday. Ride for these messages. You, you there.

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We are talking Monday night. football, the Bengals, dead. Joe Burrow, wrist injury. It's tough, it's bad. Jags, probably the AFC South winners. Jags are favored at, Stephen, you changed it, minus eight? Minus eight and a half? Nope, just minus eight.

Oh, it's changed? Total points. 37 and a half points. Mule. I'm going, Jags. Like you said, the Bengals ain't got a great quarterback right now that's playing for them, and I'm sad. for them boys man I got to go Jags feel like they gonna get this game damn minus eight

though eight's a big number that's a big number that's a big number jags are gonna win yeah but i what y'all thinking i think it's an under game i disagree so wait so we go are we gonna move the line or are we gonna just keep the line no we gotta keep the line and make a pick I'll go I'm gonna take the Jags I'm doing a parley okay I'm taking Jags money line plus the over that's plus 143 That might be that that that's the GBOT pick of the week. I'm getting back on track with that one. I am getting back on track. 37.5 points is low.

The Jags score points, although the Bengals quarterback is not great that he has weapons in the outside. They're going to toss it out to them, let him run. They might squeak out 10 points there and let the bag, Jags handle the rest.

Well, since he said it's a parley, if he missed one, he lose all these bets, right? All right. If I miss one, it's one loss. No, it's all. You said it's a parlay. They would have to be two separate. I'll give you two separate.

Jaguars minus eight and under 37 and a half. Meal. I'm gonna just go Jaguars Money Line, thanks for... No, you're not gonna do that. What the fuck? You literally just said. We just said, we just said that. We just said that.

We just said that. I can't pick Money Line. No! It's eight. What do you talk? If you're doing Money Line, then do Bengals plus eight. No way. Fuck no.

I'm gonna just take the Jagu Line. Jaguars minus 8, man. God damn. So hang on, hang on. When you took Money Lion, what are you thinking the score is going to be? I just don't. I can't tell you. It's December ball.

It's December ball. They don't play well. Predict it. I think they win by three. But you think Jaguars won by three? Yeah. So take Bengals plus eight. That's why the spread is there.

I'm not even going to play with that no more. I try that. And I don't hit every time I take the minus. It's the same as betting. I know, but I don't hit. Never. If you move the line. To Jags minus two and a half.

Huh? That's what I'm telling you. Yay, you know what they're trying to make. They want to catch up. What's your pick? Mine's a day, man. Let's do it. All right.

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DDD to start off. Yeah, I got a four-leg parlay that, um, pretty tasty. So listen up. We have the Miami Dolphins minus nine and a half versus the commanders. Then we have the chiefs minus six. versus the Packers, Titans money line, Underdog Alert, and then we're taking the Panthers plus five and a half.

After the coach, Frank Reich being fired, the week after a coach is fired, the team always plays a little bit harder. We saw it happen with the Raiders recently with McDaniels. They came out, got a dub. So I think that there's a couple of underdog picks in here that could really tote the line. When you combine all four of those picks,

you get plus 1,281. So it's a big, big payout if it hits. Something that will also be hitting is the Bronco, plus three and a half versus the Texans Russ is back Russ is cooking Russ is in subway

the new subway subway subway 2.0 not the Jared subway then we are rocking lions minus four and a half over the saints the saints are whatever the mule said

earlier guac dudo or something guac doodoo is what the saints are the lions are winning that lastly chargers money line over the Patriots my deal bell check's last game might not be that is plus 404 i currently i'm looking at my app right now i have three dollars

and 98 cents left in my account and those three dollars and 98 cents we'll be going towards our next bet which is our team bet and we will be rocking jared golf over one and a half touchdowns we got tua tug of iola over one and a half touchdowns and we got justin herbert Oh, yes, over one and a half touchdowns. All three of those guys are on, I believe, except maybe two. The other two are on four games of over one and a half touchdowns, the last four games. And also, each of them have only had, I think, four games this year where they've only thrown one touchdown. So your money is safe with those three.

Before we move on to our final segment, Parling, the whole board, there's a few underdogs in here. So stay with me. We are starting out with Dallas Cowboys Money Line, Arizona Money Line, Falcons Money Line, Dolphins Money Line, Chargers Money Line, Texans Money Line, Lions Money Line, Titans Money Line, Panthers Money Line, Eagles Money Line, Rams Money Line, Chiefs Money Line, and Jags Money Line. Those 13 picks probably together are going to give you plus 85,424 odds. I have literally already put $10 on this to win 80s. grand. So ride with me. Without further ado, I think we're on to our final segment. Our most winning segment. Yeah, which we won last week. Thank you to the Falcons for pulling off that dub. But yeah, let's introduce the Rockham-Soccom, pick and parlay of the week.

Who is it? Yeah, so we got the AFC South divisional matchup, the Titans versus the Colts. Titans Colts. Yes. All right. Titans Colts. Good luck. Best of luck. Yes. Wait. No. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! This is not good. That's fine. I'm okay with this losing,

because sometimes this does lose, and so for the first time ever I'm praying that the parlay does not win for my own selfish ambitions. But there is a chance for a tie. Yeah. In which case we still lose. Yeah. Maybe the game gets canceled.

And it doesn't happen. Yeah. Honestly, the Titans haven't lost it. home this year and it's Titans Colts so it's in Nashville um so I'm okay if this loses and the Titans win there's a win somewhere on the board there's a win somewhere on the board and it's all the matters yeah thank you guys for sticking with us um apologies for the other people on the other side who went like two and 28 they lost you a lot of units a lot of units this is where you're gonna make up that money though so ride with us um like I said stay vigilant don't check your closet for monsters

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