Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Delanie Walker HAMMERS Josh Allen Prop & Will Compton Believes In Baker Mayfield’s Buccaneers

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

The Boys are BACK for Week 18 of Slips & Picks and Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) claims the top spot after hitting nearly 70% on the week. The Mule (Delanie Walker) and William Gekko (Will Compton) produced solid 7-win records going above .500 on the week. The final week of the NFL regular season is here and the push for the regular season crown is on. Here are the season records after 17 weeks: Chet Savage: 120-119-1 (50.0%) William Gekko: 122-99-1 (55.0%) The Mule: 133-99 (57.3%) This week’s card again includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: Will the Buffalo Bills secure the 2-seed or miss the playoffs entirely after facing the Miami Dolphins? Who will win the AFC South? The Houston Texans travel to Indianapolis to face the Colts. And the Tennessee Titans can spoil the Jacksonville Jaguars divisional hopes. Plus, will the Tampa Bay Buccaneers can win the NFC South with a win over the Carolina Panthers. Will the Green Bay Packers secure a playoff birth against NFC North rival Bears? Can the Philadelphia Eagles get back on track against the New York Giants? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But big news, big news. The University of Michigan Wolverines is in the national championship. The greatest team in college football will take on the Washington Huskers. That's exciting. But this is the NFL. We got bills, dolphins. A lot of implications there. We're talking about two-seat, six-seat.

Texans at Colts, a winning get-in game. Rams, they're fighting for, like, trying to be in the 60. It's not that big of deal. 40-N-Avers are going to sit a whole bunch of you guys. And then the Jags at Titans is this Derek Henry's last game. We do not know until after we see the opening credits. We'll see you right after this. This is Slips and Picks 500.

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Jenkins, with diversity, and failing college dropouts who get no hose, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Welcome to slips and picks, boys. Week 17 of the NFL season is done. We have one more week before the playoffs happened.

A lot of teams still available, I believe 20 of the 32 teams are still able to get into the playoffs. But before we get into all that, before we get to the buy and sell, let's check in with the interns on last week's records. Happy New Year. Welcome back. Another fresh slate. But unfortunately, the same old tendencies. We'll run through these records real fast and get it back to the show. We had Chet with 8 and 4. The Gecko, 7 and 6, and the mule 7 and 5. A real middle of the road pack right here, but we definitely expect better. So hoping that 2024 will bring us much higher wind counts and much lower losses. Back to you guys. Thank you. Thank you,

interns. Boys, it's getting to buy us up, but before we do, Delaney, I'm seeing you wearing your yard t-shirt. What's, uh, why we, what are we doing? You know, man, it's a new year and I just want to let all my guys who follow me that's on my team understand where I came from. Look, I was turning wrenches a year ago. Now I'm stacking units. You understand what I'm saying? It can be that easy. if you followed a process of the mule. Tell them about your high school days. Tell me, tell me fun high school stuff. I didn't get to go to high school.

Trades? Yeah, man, you know, it was one of those days. Black community didn't have a high school in the area, so, you know, we just homeschooled each other. Who was your teacher? My brother, Big Mac. Big Mac. Yeah, that's what we call them.

Gotcha. He did all the things, history. Big Hood. All of it. Big Hood. Only Hood education, though, about the hood. been. All right.

How do you feel? How are you feeling there? I feel good. Yeah, I feel good about my record where it stands. I've kind of been right above 500 the entire year, sitting at 55% on the year. One, 122.99 and 1. I feel great about this weekend. Week 18.

All right. Let's get to buy herself, boys, huh? Let's jump right. The first game is going to be the bills, and they're at the Dolphins. Implications on this game. The winner of this game will win the AFC East. It's in Miami. It's a warmer. It's January.

Total points in that game. It's 50 and a half points. We're going to the wrenchman himself with the big wrench, the mule. Hey, man, you know what time it is. I'm going to start off with them dolphins, man. You know, the dolphins gave the bills a run for their money. Don't they did not. Because the bills kicked their motherfucking ass, man.

Because the dolphins are the dolphins. We knew who they were when they came in the game. They're going to get demolished because they're playing. team that is good. The bills, Josh Allen, what they got going over there, fired the OOC, got a new one, and now those boys is putting points on the board. Hey, we're going to see them in the AFC, maybe in the championship game. I don't know, but put your money on it. I'm going bills. Yeah, if I could get a couple minutes of your time, this game is going to come down to Jalen Ramsey versus Stefan Diggs. I think it's going to be a dog fight. However, that's not actually

I think the game's going to come down to. I think it's going to come down to James Cook over 1,000, yards on the year averaging 4.8 to carry. If they want to get busy and they're going to win this game, you've got to run right at the Miami Dolphins. You got to keep it tight. I think the bills want it more, minus three. They can go from a six seat to a two seat with this dub. I'm taking the bills minus three at Miami.

I like all the stats there. I think with you look at the bills, we talk about it in October. We say the bills are dead. They have too many injuries. Milano, olive oil. He's out. We got guys breaking legs, Achilles, all that is Josh Allen. What's happening to Josh Allen?

Now we're figuring out this team's found a new identity like the Mule said new OC. They're figuring it all out right now, and I believe they're the most dangerous team heading into the playoffs. And another note, Waddle out. Waddle out. Waddle out, right, Jack? Yes. He made it was out a lot.

The Lowe's out for Miami. I feel like another. They lost another. Moster's out. If he out date, they're definitely going to lose. What a war daddy. He's in our draft a kid. He'll be out there.

Yeah, but against them bills. Gest them bills. Mostert said he'll be out there? Oh, Waddle. Yeah, Tua learned to fall. Tough guy. Yeah. Would you pick?

I pick the bills as well. Okay. AAA. Triple A stat on that. Triple A, AAA. Another game. A lot of implications here. AFC South Showdown.

Texans are in Indianapolis. The winner of this, by the way, three teams in the AFC South are 9 and 7 right now. Yeah. The winner of this game, I believe, punches their ticket. It's a winner. winning get-in-in scenario.

Now there's a whole bunch of things. I think the Steelers are in that talk, a couple other teams are in the talk. But this game, the winner of this game, will be able to get into the playoffs. I'll go first. I like that. It's at Indianapolis.

It's a unique, it's a unique stadium. The Colts have just found ways to win this year. I think overall, the Texans, the culture, and the leadership led by C.J. Stroud is going to be the difference in this game. So I'm going to take the Texans money line. Ooh. I mean, it's one point.

But I thought I'd get a little spicy, dude. I thought I'd get a little spicy with it. But I'm going to go, Texan's money line in the situation. Gecker, you want to finish? What we got going here? What do you got? What do you think, Neil? I'm going Texas.

CJ is back. Man, I just think with him out there, he gets that team going, motivates them. They got, what, another receiver. I know Dale is out. He was a thousand-yard receiver. Collins' thousand-yard receiver out there killing. So them two guys together, I feel like the coach don't have a chance.

But again, they are playing in Indianapolis, and you know how that goes when you plan over there, and things can happen. But I think the Texas is going to take it with that plus one. So I have it, Texas there. Goe. Colts. You didn't want to be a table. No.

Sometimes. Colts. Why are you on Colts? Minchew Mayhem, dude. Minchu Madness. I think their defense. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't feel good about it. Yeah. But those are the ones you kind of win sometimes. Yeah, those are the ones. I'm going to need those fucking games out there. Colts, winning in, indie. You just fluttered that thing out, no problem. Yeah.

I'm just going to go with this. Yeah. I like it. Okay. NFC games. Rams are at the 49ers. 49ers have already clinched the one seat. They got no reason to play this game.

That's essentially another by week for them. They are favored, however, a minus three and a half. The Rams have already clinched a playoff spot. Now, the question is, based on this game, if they win this game, they take the six seed, or they're a six seed. or they are the seventh seat if they lose. That's kind of not a whole lot of implications, but they're still playing for more than the 49ers are.

And for that reason, I'm going to take the Rams in this game. I believe they're going to win this game. Now, for the sake of this show and me just being over $500 and being a little nervous, being a little bit of a puss, being a little bit of a puss bag, I'm going to take them plus three and a half. Sneak preview. Rams Underdog?

Go Rams Underdog? I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think he did. I think he'd take that. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. There's a lot of show. A lot of show left, but I like that.

Yeah. Gecko, we're at. What do you think, Mule? They're sitting Christian McAfrey. It doesn't matter what you think. We're going 49ers. All right, we're going Rams. We're going Rams plus three and a half.

I love the momentum they have going into the playoffs. Yeah, they might not be playing for a whole lot, but McVail know how to motivate those boys. Christian McCaffrey's out with the calf. He's going to get right for playoff time. I think the Rams want them more, and the Rams are a team you do not want to face in the playoffs. Give me Rams plus three and a half.

Mm. That was good. That was good. You got me. I'm going to also have to jump on his train and go Rams. You get what I'm saying? Dig out. Yeah.

That's a fair deal here. Pooka Nakua. I mean, the man is a beast. Cupid. Stud. Fifth round pick. Kiron Williams. Yeah.

Pooka Nakua had a horrible combine. He did. Terrible combine. But that don't mean anything, though. Combine. You can tell. The dude, he caught the ball. All cornerback missed the tackle, could have basically fell down and still hawked him down.

I mean, he's not fast. Possession receiver. He's an islander. Yeah, he's a islander. He's not that fast. Crafty. Ouse is crafty. That's all the intangible.

Yeah, Week 18 is such a weird, a weird time of year because some teams have nothing to play for, some teams have everything to play for. One, in this AFC South Division right here, we're looking at the Jacksonville Jaguar's favorite at minus five. And they are at Tennessee. They are playing against our beloved Titans. Let's rip the band-aid off right now. Titans are going to lose this game. Jags are going to cover.

Jags are, like I said, three teams are nine and seven right now. Titans don't have a whole lot to play for. It is better for the franchise if they lose this game. Put your ego aside. You lose this game. It's even better. I hope Derek Kennedy goes for a billion yards. The guy deserves it.

This might be his last game as a titan. However, the Jags, although fraudulent, are probably going to win this game. So you're going Jaguar. I'm going Jaguars to cover. Against the King's last game. Yes. Yeah. Where are you going?

I'm going to go to Jack Warr. Who's going to be the Titans quarterback this game? I don't know. Who is it? Jack. It'll be Tana Hill. But then he take an injury, though, late in the game, though? Yeah, but it'll be a team.

What's that? Tanyhill Legacy game. Tany Hill Legacy game. I think you've set that three weeks in a row. And listen, I love the Titans. I don't want the Titans to win because I want the better draft pick. but for the to bet on the king

you need better off its line play you need more opportunities I think DeAndre Hopkins is going to have a hell of a game and you'll see that when we get to our player prop bets because he has a lot of incentives in his contract leading up into this week we're talking about million plus dollars here in these incentives

however you can see it on Mike Rable's face he's ready for the season to be over everyone's ready for the season to be over it's tough being in a part in a locker room during a losing season sucks. Just regroup and get excited for free agency. Get excited for the off season Titans fans.

Let's go back at it in 2024 and put it together. Or do we have, do the Titans have the defense? All their defensive guys? Simmons is out. Simmons is out? Yeah, he's been to put on an IAR for three weeks. They all on IR. Harold Landry, 10 and a half sacks.

Yeah. Give me the Titans. Give me the Titans. This is A. This is a. This is one last ride. It could be, Derek, it could be a lot of you guys in here last time to play together. Don't even play for the name on your front.

Play for the name on your back. And do it together. Do it one last time. We all know what's about to happen. We're all building a resume out here. This is one last opportunity to do it. You know you're not going to play the next week. It's all hands on deck.

Let's fucking go out and have fun. Let's enjoy the game that we grew up loving to play. I love it. You know what I mean? Give you the Titans plus five. I like that, and I just feel like that's a great speech. Clock hits, something doesn't go your way, and it's like, it is the last game, boys. We can kind of just do whatever.

We're fine. Don't even worry. There's nothing play for. We're good. Of course, Jaguars, but that would be sick. Jaguar has got a clinch, though. I actually don't hope you're right because they're going to play everybody. They're going to play hard.

They're going to play fight because, again, they're trying to clinch this division. I will be at that game. I'm going to be at that game on Sunday. I'll be there too on Sunday. Yeah, I'm going to go there. I have to tip the cap to the king. Tell him I love him, give him a big hug. You don't know, he might be back.

Hopefully he is back. I like Derek to be back. Oh, you're the legend? No. No, no, no. I just called him and say, hey, I want to be at the game. Oh. That's going to be on the field.

No, no, no, no. Technically, your boy's still active. So, big enough. But yeah, Derek, he's got what? He needs like 600 yards to be Eddie George, all-time rusher. All-time. He needs, like, ten more touchdowns. Man.

Let's go after it. Let's go after it. Let's go after the record this week. This week. Let's go after the record. Six hundred yards. of rushing and 10 touchdowns. Put them sliders on rookie mode.

Let's run it up. Put that thing, Rick. Let's run it up. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we're going to head out a parlay segment. That's Bet the Boys Index Parlay. Did we have a winner last week? We did not have a winner last week.

That is Heartbreak Hotel. But we'll do Bet the Boys Index Parlay and our ETFS right after these messages. Yeah, he did. All right, boys. Welcome back to Slips and Picks. We're going to pick up right where we left off. We are going into our Bet the Boys Index Parley, myself, Gecko, and the Mule are going to give you player prop bets.

We're going to bottle that up into a parlay, and that is put up real nicely for you guys. If these hits, if this parlay hits or the ETFs hit, and you screenshot your bet slip, you tag Bustin with the boys on Twitter, you are entered an opportunity to win $300. It's that easy. That's called double dipping, as they say in the league. I'm going to go first. I kind of tease this a little bit in our buy and sell segment. DeAndre Hopkins, that boy needs 49 yards to get a million dollars.

He also needs seven catches to get $100,000. Now, I put in here, DeAndre Hopkins, over receptions, because I believe you get those seven receptions that 49 yards is going to take care of themselves. They're going to feed this guy. We're looking at it. We know there's nothing to play for. Let's get this guy as bonuses.

Let's help him out the best way we can and send it off on a good note, make his bank account a little bit better, and that is the reason why I'm going to DeAndre Hopkins. Mule. Josh Allen, over one and a half Tidys, they're going to be playing them dolphins. just feel like it's going to be a shootout.

And Josh Allen, he got the weapons to make this happen, guys. So put this in. Put that slip in, I'm telling you. You're saying over one and a half total touchdown? Yeah, over one and a half touchdowns? Any time, yeah. Okay. I don't know if it was passing.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, anytime. What are you talking about? Over one and a half touchdowns. It's over one and a half throwing touchdowns. No, we didn't say that. But I'm saying that's what the sports. If you want to do it like the sportsbook, do whatever the get-go. say. You get what I'm saying? That's not what I'm saying.

That's what you said. No, I'm saying when you look at over one and a half touchdowns, we can do one and a half touch shot. They're talking about throwing. Yeah, he's going throw it. But, you know, Taylor wanted to do Russian art. So I gave him, I gave him his bet. You did? Yeah, but I did receptions. But it doesn't, it just doesn't work. It's a totally different bet. It's a TD's, man. Come on. So you're going Josh Allen. He's making this bet all day. He didn't want to address that situation. And I say, yeah. And I say, yeah. You can't just say any. I say, if there's So film and he get a Russian Titi in the throw world.

That counts. No, it doesn't. He said it. What did I say? I think you were just asking for clarity, right? Oh, that's your clarity. Are you saying two touchdowns total rushing or passing? Or are you saying over one and a half?

You can't do rushing or pass. It's just TD passes. Okay, so. Yeah. No CD passes. I'm glad you got there. I was going to take the free anytime, TDs. I know.

I know what you said. I know what you said. trying to win. He tried to win. I love the competitive nature. That's why you're not working a trade anymore. That's why you're on this show. Of course.

Giving out units. Gecko, where you going, brother, for your player prop bet? Going with the mule and Josh Allen. I'm going to say Kincaid. Over in receptions. I think this is going to be a big game for James Cook. However, I feel like that opens up for Kincaid to get the ball. The bills, they do a great job.

What's the word I'm looking for? Don't know. They do a great job of... Disgazy. Disguising. No, like drawing up plays for Kincaid. Scheme. Scheme.

Scheme. Scheme. Schemean for Kincaid. I apologize. That's fresh leather. So I'm going to go Kincaid over recessions. I bet it sits around 3.5 or 4.5, so go ahead and take that. He had four this past week.

However, he was the highest. He was the most targeted cat. Don't quote me on that, because I don't know if that's true or not. But we're going to go Kincaid over receptions. But I want to circle back to DeAndre Hopkins. Why can't we just add y'all, why can't we just do yards over reception. I didn't see the prop bet come out yet because it's obviously when we're filming this. Those bets haven't been established. So it could be 69, 70. In my mind, in my mind, it's like he

needs seven receptions to get that extra $100,000. With those seven receptions, the 49 and a half yards will come for that million dollars. Now, we can go, we can go over yards too if you guys want. You're just saying it's not said at 49 and a half. You're saying it could be like 70. It could be 70. It could be 80. Like he's a thousand yard receiver. on a bad offense. So they're obviously going to feed him the ball. I think the receptions is the easier bet here. I think at least 50 yards is going to come out of that.

But I can also see them being like, hey, Hop needs the ball to make some money. Let's throw them a couple bubble screens out here. Let's just try to feed it to him. Make some easy completions. And that's the more simple bet in a parlay segment like this. It all depends who's playing, too, because since when Will Levis was the quarterback,

that's when he averaged over 70 yards a game. When Ryan Tannenhill is a quarterback, I think he's been under like 30 yards a game with Ryan Tannenhill is a quarterback. You got to throw those little path screens. You got to throw those bubble screens. Let him kind of go do a workout there with them awesome spin moves and no ball security.

You know what I go to that motherfucker. You got to throw it deep, but you need protection to throw it deep, brother. Josh Allen out there feasting. Yeah. The Blackwell's fair. Yeah, the Blackwell. Yeah. That's a bit of a deal.

I like our bets. I like our bets right there. Let's go to ETF. That is the easy team favorite fun. Now, I'll start. Eagles are playing the Giants again. Eagles have been a slop fest. They need to really, from a leadership standpoint,

get the guys, have a player's only meeting, and say, listen, we played the Giants, almost lost that game. Now we're playing them again twice in three weeks. Let's get it right, and let's have some momentum going to playoffs because right now, they're not a dangerous team. I think they win this game,

and that's all I got. I just think the Eagles need to get back on track. from winning consistently and showing good play on the field. This is a game to do it for them. What's the spread? I think it's 3-A. I think they're minus 3. Okay.

But can you double-check that? Yeah, he's just lost the Cardinals there. Yeah, I have to get away from the boys. I'm taking, I like Buck's money line over the Panthers. Right now the spreads, five and a half. I really like that bet. I really like that pick. The Panthers are ready to get on with the off-season.

They're not, I think they just got worked last week from what, Jacksonville? The Jaguar is 20-something to nothing. Owner gets sued too. Yeah, give me the bucks in this one. Create some momentum. The Panthers. Oh, yeah, throwing the water. Maybe Baker and them get dangerous in the playoffs.

You never know. Give me the bucks. Give me the bucks money line over the Panthers to throw into this ETFs. I like that. I like it. Neil. Man, I'm going Brown's money line.

I'm taking that Joe flocking. I know y'all don't even know what flocking mean, but we're going to be flocking them bangles, man. We're running up in their spot duct-taping them, taking the loop and getting loose. Brown's money line. What's flocking?

Oh, house burglary. We're breaking into your house. That's called, that's flocking. Hell yes. So Brown's flocking over the Bengals? Yeah, over the Bengals. I love that cake. Yeah.

I'll ski mask up with you. Yeah, yeah. I'll flop. I'll drop the selfie on game day. What we do is we take... No, we take the shirt off, tie where the neck part go. We tie it in the back. We're running up in there.

So all you see is eyes, no mouth, no hair, no neck. Hell yeah, dude. You, uh-oh. What do you say? Browns are underdogs. Wait, what? You're going to spread a spot. Time out, time out, time out, time out.

Wait, I thought the Browns was the- Browns or underdogs? To the Bengals? Are you cribbing me? Are you cripping me? Let me change that real quick. Oh, wait. I got to double-check that too.

Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, Bengals favored by six. Wow. There you go. Hey, for an underdog. Yeah, maybe they're sitting cats. Maybe Joe's sitting.

Maybe he's sitting, huh? What'd you say? Leave it in. Leave it in? Leave it in. Fuck it. Leave it in. Go Brown's Money Line.

Brown's Money Line. That's why I said, Brown's Money Line. That's fucking awesome. I can't really do the odds on that, dude. Dude, we are flocking. I like that. You just made B&E sound so cool. Yeah, right.

All right. Let's take a quick break. When we come back, we do our pumper dump, right after these messages. All right, we're back. Pump or dump segment. For those of you joining us for the first time, pump or dump segment is,

I'm going to tell the boys the game and the total points. They're going to pump it, taking the over or dump it, taking the under. First game, the fraudulent cowboys are favored at minus 13. They're playing at the commanders. The total points in that game is 44 and a half points.

I'm noticed here on my sheet, the mule decided to take teams instead of pumping or dumping. We're going to chalk that up to some head traumas in his past, Maybe a couple of B&E's gone wrong But, Emil, why don't you fix it with this number right here? You pump it or dumping it up in 44 and a half.

I'm dumping this. Did not read this stuff before I wrote it down. So dump. You didn't study? I definitely did not. It was New Year's. Yeah, and the Michigan was playing. You know what time it is.

Yeah, go blue. Hard ball, baby. Yeah. I'm going to dump this game as well. Well, I think divisional game end of the year. I think Cowboys win this thing. Probably 44 to nothing. So I'm going to dump this game with the commanders and the Cowboys.

I think the Cowboys win this one by a lot, but I'm going to pump this game. I figure the commanders will get a couple in while the Cowboys score 44. They'll get a field goal. They'll get a field goal. You shouldn't have said that. So I'm going to go, I'm going to pump this one. The next game, Bears at Packers. Packers are favored.

Minus three, the total points is 44.5. Simple situation, but the Packers as well. If the Rams lose and the Packers win, the Packers will now jump into the sixth seat. The Rams will jump or bump down to the seventh seat. What does that mean? I don't know. I just know the Bears have nothing to play for. The Packers are everything to play for. So boys, what do we think? So time out. So Packers are in the playoffs? Packers are either the outside looking in or they're seven seed. Right now they're in the seven seat.

Yeah. They lose their out. They are out. They're out. Winning it. Yeah. The Bears are that sneaky team that just happens to win like four or five games and then can't sniff a point. Got you.

Packers, Money Line. Okay, well, we're doing Pumper Dobs segment. We're doing Pumper. I'll go, give me, yeah. Give me pump. Give me pump, because the Bears, they've gotten a little frisky at the end of the year. It's not like they're, I know they're not playing for anything, but they're playing for pro.

Yeah. Another pride's been doing them well, but Packers needed more. Give me a 3127 type of game. I like that. It's a high-scoring game. I'll pump that as well. I'll pump that as well. Mule?

Pump. Side note on this game, Shannon Sharp came out and said that the Bears should trade their quarterback. What's his name? Justin Fields. I don't know why. For the whole year, I forgot his name. Should trade him to the Atlanta Falcons for a first-round pick. They already got a first-round pick.

The Bears do. They got it once Carolina lost. The first overall. First overall pick. First overall pick. Yeah, but I'm saying the bear should move on from Justin Fields by trading him for another first round pick to the Falcons. I don't think you get a first round pick for Fields.

You're not. No. Maybe a second? But why? I mean, I get it if you're trying to go for the Washington State guy, I mean, the Washington kid, but he going to be in a shitload of trouble too. I think everybody's still in that kid from Duke and the kid from USC. Drake May.

Graham. Williams. No. No. When your quarterback is post-game saying, I want to go home and cuddle my cat and watch TV? No. You're a bust. He could have been just being funny.

He wouldn't be in funny. He wasn't being funny. He wouldn't being funny. If he was being funny, I take it all back. I don't like that mentality. I don't need that. I hope you're not a bust because I want everybody to do well. But that's a tough look.

I will be pumping. What did you do? Pump. All right, last one, the pump or dump segment. We're talking about Buccaneers, favorite minus five and a half against the Carolina The Panthers, total points in that game is 37 and a half points. Man, this is a tough one. I'll go first.

Pump. I think that's, I think, Baker Mayfield, too. I think Baker Mayfield's going to have one of them games. He's going to go nasty on them boys. They definitely going to have to score every point because Carolina is not putting a point on the board. Dump. Give me 37 nothing, Buccaneers. I'm dumping this game too.

I feel like it's like. It's almost too obvious to go pump here. It's almost like a challenge. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like after that alcohol toss, Carolina out of it, baby. Maybe that's the juice they needed from the owner. Start putting points on the board.

Start tossing alcohol everywhere. Work for Brittany Mahomes. She starts spraying champagne on the squad. You're right. They end up winning Super Bowls. You're right. That's true. Something to think about, brother.

We're going to take a break. When we come back, we are going to hit our underdog segment. And I'm thinking, break, what do you mean? It usually goes in with all the pump or dump. No, there's no Thursday night game this week. So we're just going to get straight into the underdog segment right after these messages. Underdog segment, dogs, dogs, dogs. All right.

Rams, money line versus the 49ers. Give me Chiefs. Chiefs Money Line against the Chargers. They're plus one right now. Yeah, they're not the other-half. It may change. No. Chiefs have nothing to play for.

True. Wait, so is Mahomes playing? I don't think so. I don't know. You would think he's not going to play the whole game. I was going to go Bears, but then I just realized I picked the Packers last segment. Yeah, you did. Give me a...

Oh, you didn't pick Bears. You was pumping out. Mill, who you're taking a while? Give me Falcons. Give me Falcons. Plus three. Falcons money line. They're playing the Saints.

Mm. Mm. All right. Might save Arthur Smith's job. It better. Now, if Arthur Smith does get fired, I would be really sad for the boy, but his assings is it. Come right back up to Nashville. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, B-O-C for sure. Yeah, we need here back here. Love Tim Kelly too. Love Tim Kelly. Great guy. No, I'd rather have. Brother of Dennis Kelly. Yeah, yeah.

Good individuals, good human beings. That's his brother? Yes. I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, well, then I like, I like Chip Kelly. I didn't know that was Tim. I like Chip Kelly.

I'm a Dennis fan, you know. You gotta be a dentist fan. Yeah, I'm a dentist fan. I didn't know they was brothers, though. Damn. Yeah, but Arthur Smith, dude. The Great White Hope. Yeah, I rather.

Arthur Smith, no offense, Tim. Love you, Tim. I love Arthur. Who are you going with? I am going Jets against the Patriots. Really? Jets against the Patriots, yeah. That shit don't matter.

Yeah, I don't like that pick. What a gross game. It's a terrible game. You're going to turn that game on. You're going to look at your butterdog segment on the sheet on Sunday. Let me pop that on for a little bit. And win. And pull my fucking hair out for a little bit.

I won't watch the game. I'll just check the score. be honest That's fair. Yeah, I'll just keep it one. A game like that, that's fair. Yeah, I'll keep it 100. Throw a couple of units on that thing,

but I'll check back later to see if I have some money. Yeah, yeah, that's what I do on games like this. I like it. Listen, no Thursday night game this week, boys. New year, new us. 2024, baby. Michigan's in the national championship. What a start.

What a start to the 2024 year. Have a great day. Big hugs, tiny kisses. What do you do? Damn, Tim Kelly is Dennis Kelly brother. Damn, I didn't know that, man. It's great. It's Star Wars.

Star Wars' Stars. You see my Star Wars? Yeah, we know. I've actually seen Star Wars. No, you haven't. There's like seven of them. That's not, them are not really, you can't use them to eat, can you? There's too many of them.

I've seen Star Wars, though. I don't know who the Ars Vader is. Oh, yeah. They were? I can't get that day. You don't use drumsticks, right, all right. There you go. Give it to the meal.

See if you can do it. Come on, man, I'm black. Yeah. Right, give the little... I see you? You know, the boy is sushi every now and that? I ate sushi every once in a while he'd be. Yeah, boy moving. Good one.

Hey, I'm black in these. Remember that. Oh, these are some thick boys, huh? Right, you said something that big in my hand. Hands cramping. Look that. Hand cramping. Did you drink some more water, gee?

God damn. All right. See you guys later, dude. Have a great day. All right. Welcome back to the Penny Slips Parley segment of the show. First one of 2024. You know what that means.

It means we are undefeated in the new year, and we plan to keep it that way. I'll start off first with mine. I'm going to go C.J. Stroud over one and a half passing touchdowns. And I'm going to go, who has. Ever is starting for the Ravens over on their rushing yards. Lastly, I will go, sorry, Jack, Jags minus five and a half. That's understandable.

That's understandable. For my team bet, I'll be sick and shirt through with just teams. We're going Raiders Money Line, Cleveland Brown's Money Line, Big Upset Alert, and Kansas Chief's Money Line. When you parlay of those three together, you get an absolute whopping plus 1150. We really just need the Browns pull out that win, and it's got a huge chance. So let's hopefully stay on the undefeated side in 2024.

Moving on, though, to our team bet, which we will be going bucks minus five. And then we're going Falcons plus three and a half. And to finish it off, we'll take the Lions minus three. You parlor those together, and you get a plus 5, 73 odds. And moving on to, I guess, our final segment of the day, Moving on to the final segment of the day.

Go ahead and set it up. It is the Texans and Colts. I believe the Texans, if they win, they clinch their spot. Colts might need a few other things to happen. Needless to say, this is a great divisional end-of-year matchup with a lot on the line. So what better way to pick it than the Rockham-Socom pick-em-parlay? Yeah, Colts, Texans. Good luck.

Good luck. All right. Wow. Take the Colts. Data does not lie. AFC Showdown, but it looks like the Colts are going to come out victorious. Early, often, and hard. Because how the Colts are coming.

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