Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Delanie Walker HAMMERS Los Angeles Rams Bet & CRUSHES Tea Cementing Parlay w/ Matthew Stafford

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

The playoffs are BACK and so are the boys for Wild Card Weekend in the NFL. Last week, each analyst was a respectable 6-4. The Mule (Delanie Walker) finished the regular season with the most wins and highest winning percentage. William Gekko (Will Compton) came in second with a winning percentage of 55%. And Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) finished just above .500 with a winning percentage of 50.4%. The end of the regular season is here. The playoffs are upon us. Here are the season records after 18 weeks: Chet Savage: 126-123-1 (50.4%) William Gekko: 128-103-1 (55.2%) The Mule: 139-103 (57.4%) Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Theodore, the Mule, Jenkins, with diversity, and failing college dropouts who get no hoes, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Got some notes down. Welcome back to Sliffs and Picks. The regular season in the NFL is over. It is now playoff time. It is where dreams come true. But before we go into dreams coming true, let's talk about the recap with the interns.

Another week, another catastrophe somewhat. say. Even though they were positive, all the fellows on the other side went six and four across the board. We're tired. We just want someone. We just want a champion. That's all we want. We're tired. Back to you guys. Thank you, interns, boys, six and four across the board. How do we feel? Whatever. It's whatever. It's blah. It's blah. It was a blah game. We didn't know. No starters really played. We just made some decisions on what we was going to pick and stuck with it. Just kind of ripped. Yeah.

To be honest, I'm actually proud because... I mean, you know, it's been a little up and down for your boy. I want the mill to go down. It's going to be hard. He's going to have to make some crazy picks. You know him, conservative.

It's going to be hard, but now he's the winner of the regular season. Nothing else matters now. This is all playoffs. This is all post, yeah. We might need to do like a same thing in pro football football does. What?

The Survivor Pool. Do we work that out right now? I think you have to do that. Yeah. Is that like a possible thing, Survivor pool in the playoffs? We all pick a team. Nobody really does it now.

They do like that point system. Nobody ran a mile in four minutes. They said it was impossible until it was done. Honestly, we have three on the buyer's cell. I think we need to pick all six. Yeah. Pick all six? We got to pick every game.

I would say that's what I thought we was going to do. Throughout the show? Throughout the show. Let's just get in the first segment. Let's get it. This is playoffs. Nothing else matters. First game, the Packers.

Come to strap up. Verses the Cowboys. is going to be in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys very good at home, averaging 30 points a game when they're at home. Cowboys are favorite at minus seven and a half. The total points in that game is 50 and a half points. Gecko.

Where are you going, brother? I don't know how you go against the Cowboys here. I know. It's tough. They might. I'll tell you how. They might boat race them. Yeah. This is a different ball club.

It's a different ball club at home. All the weapons that they have defensively, I'm not even mentioning offense yet. But... Defense, yeah. I think the Packers all have a tough time. However, you look at the Packers since November, 7 and 3. They beat the Rams, Chargers, Lions, Chiefs, Panthers, Vikings, Bears.

They might get spicy. I think I'm going to take them with the points against the Cowboys. I like that. Yeah. Let me just jump on that piggyback real quick before you do that. Packers plus seven and a half. that. I'm with that the same thing. Come on, boys.

Cowboys are a different animal at home. They go off. They're truly, I just feel like if this game gets into a situation where two minutes coming to play, there has to be some sort of four minute at the game for the Cowboys. You can bet that they will mess it up. You can bet on them trying to mess it up from a coaching standpoint. And I feel like if the Packers can just keep it in reach, we're going to get that Packers plus seven and a half.

Who knows who's going to win this game? I really don't. That's why I'm going to go with you. I'm taking Packers plus seven and a half. me on. God damn, boys. Y'all. Did we just sway you? Yeah, because I see you're going to pet. I mean, yeah.

You're living in Jerry's world right now. Nah, hell no. Fuck that. Cowboys, baby. Dak's about to get it done, man. You need to get it done. This is your time to show that you a true quarterback handled. Hold it down in the playoffs, man. Look, Jordan Love, he ain't been here before.

He ain't been in the postseason. We don't know what he's going to do. This is the first time he's been out here able to do this. You know what I mean? With that offense, not having Aaron Rogers, so can he beat the Cowboys? I don't think so. Yes, he got hype in the end of the season, but this is the postseason. Nothing matters anymore but this game.

Especially your record in the regular season. Are you telling me Cowboys are contenders? I am. I'm saying it right now. You don't feel confident in that. I don't feel confident in that. But, guys, you know I'm all about getting them units. So, Cowboys.

Yeah, if you were about getting them units, you wouldn't have been swaying in the beginning. I'm taking the money line, though. You're like a teeter totter out there. No, no, no, no, no. You get them a same. What are you talking about? You can't take money line when they're favored by seven and a half.

We got to pick every game. Hey, just go, man, all right, you guys. So I want you to say, Cowboys minus seven and a half. Say it. Cowboys minus seven and a half. Let's go to the next game. Dolphins at Chiefs. These guys played across seas.

Germany. Way back, I believe it was in October. Maybe it was November. I really don't care. Chiefs are favored at minus four and a half. The total points in that game is 44 and a half points. I'll go first. Chiefs have been not the Chiefs of Old.

They haven't been playing up to this standard that Andy Reed and those boys have put in place for the last five or six years whenever Patrick Mahomes took over. However, injuries with the Dolphins are going to hurt them in this case. They've beaten them once they can do it again. I'm going to take the Chiefs at minus four and a half.

Meal. I mean, everything you said I feel is correct. The Chiefs done it before, but now the Dolphins are hurt. They got their defenses struggling. They got a lot of injuries on there. They don't have they start running back right now. Is Tyreek playing healthy? No, he had a few drops to the last games.

Even though the Chiefs don't have any receivers, I feel like they're the better team in this situation and they can get it done. Who had better hands? You were Tyreek? I mean, we have two different positions. Who had better hands? You guys both caught the ball? Oh, me.

No question? No question. He'll tell you the same. Tyrie Hill would look at me in the eyes and say Delaney Walker has better hands of me. Yes, but I'm faster than him. That's what he would say. Okay, that's what he would say. Yeah, that's what he would say.

I saw you get losing against the Patriots that one year, though. Hurdle and cats. Go! Trample the weak, hurdle the dead. Yeah, you know, we needed that. All right. What you got, Gecko? Man, I want the dolphins to win, but I just don't.

I don't see how they pull this off, man. We get a triple A step? I think so. We do it in a triple A stat? I think so. Man, I truly, I, I'm rooting for the dolphins to win. I am rooting for the dolphins to win. But zero degrees, negative nine is the low that day.

I think it is just good. Where did they play Buffalo last week? Yeah. Or did Buffalo play in Miami? There's no fucking weight. That's a different, that's a different game. Yeah, it's a different game. It slows down the speed, makes the hammies a little more tight, soft-ish injuries.

Right. And with all the injuries they got going on, I don't see how they fucking do it. I really don't. I don't either. I'm going Chiefs. Say you're rooting for the Dolphins, though. I'm rooting for the Dolphins, but I'm going Chiefs.

Say you want the Chiefs to lose. Do what? Say, I want the Chiefs to lose. No, no, no. I want my bet to hit. I know. But if you say that, everyone knows your takes are as cold as ice when you're talking about the Chiefs or the Michigan Wolverines.

So if you say I want the Chiefs to lose, they're for sure going to win. Your bet will hit. But I'm betting on the Chiefs. I didn't bet on Michigan. Travis is playing too, right? Yeah, he's playing. I'll just make sure. He didn't suit up the last game.

He had a 750K incentive and he didn't even play. So I'm just trying to make sure. Man, okay. Yeah, he got $20 million from Pfizer. Yeah. He's Gucci out there. Yeah, all right. All right.

Let's go to the last game in the Buy-Rself segment. That is going to be the Rams. The Rams are. playing at Detroit. Detroit is hosting their first game since I don't know the NFL probably started Lions are actually favored at minus 3 and the total points in that game is 51 and a half interesting storyline here. Matt Stafford is now going back to Detroit and Jared Goff who is at the Rams. The Rams ditched Jared Goff. They win a Super Bowl. Who's getting who? Who's winning this storyline? Is Matthew Stafford going to be the guy that ruins the Lions hopes and dreams if they're

playing there for 11 years? I don't know. Yes he is. Okay, yeah, we're all going to. All five Steelers. According to my sheet here, Mule. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you feel that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My fault. For some reason I thought it was a way.

That's my fault. That's my fault. You're going Rams? I am definitely going Rams. I think Sean McVeigh and Matt Stafford with Cooper Cup, Puka, Nutuka. That sounds cool. That was cool. Kukumatata.

And then Williamson coming back and Ben, he was great until he got injured and then came back and was like he never left. I just see the Rams going down there to the Lions in Detroit. And when I seen that the Lions were like, we're going to put a ban on Matt Stafford jerseys? I was like, oh, they're getting their ass beat. You worried about the quarterback on another team? You're about to banish jerseys from the stadium? You're losing.

Once I heard that, I was like, Rams. For the record, you should always worry about the quarterback on the other team. Waring their jersey, you're not going to let fans wear his jersey, though? Lion jersey. Come on, man. That's crazy. You're going to stop every fan who got a Matt Stafford, Jersey coming in a stadium? You worried about the wrong shit already.

You think the GM and the head coach are the ones making that rule? I should. I don't really know. I don't work upstairs. You got Rams. Who you got? It's above my paygirl. Yeah.

It ain't for me to worry about. That ain't for me. I'm tailing that. I think you look at the Rams, number one, they got one of the best brains in the game. Sean McVey. You got Matt Stafford, who still has juice. There's a reason McVeigh wanted Stafford over golf. I think it shows up.

Staff has still shown that he has juice in his arm. Then you got wide receiver one and two for the All-White team on the Rams in Puka, Nukuoka, and Cooper Cove. Then you got Kieran Williams? Karen Williams. Not on the All-White team. Not on the All-White team, but the first 1,000-yard rush for the Rams since that. Todd Gurley. You said that.

05 Steelers, 07 Patriots, 2010 Packers, and 2020 bucks. Five seat, five seed, six seat, five seed. The Rams are that team this year that is low on the totem pole, but they're the most dangerous team

in the playoffs. I'm going Rams. Give me Rams plus three. I loved everything you just said. I loved everything about it. I'm rooting for the Rams in this game. It's hard. I actually rooting for both teams.

I'll be happy either way. I'm going to take the lion. I'm gonna take the lions. Whoever wins this game, I will be happy about because I love the chaos. I love the fact that Detroit finally has a heartbeat and it makes me happy. Because we go back, I told you guys this,

when your boy was about to get picked by them, I was like, please God, pray him to the heavens, do not take me to Detroit. I cannot go there. So I'm happy for the lions. I'm going to take the lions. I think they win this one. I don't know how far they go.

I feel like Dan Campbell's aggression kind of gets him in trouble. but can get them in trouble. We'll see what happens at a way of the day. We'll see what happens this weekend. We're going to take a quick break when we come back. We're going to go over the Bet the Boys' The Nix Parlay and the ETFS and, boys, twisted parleyes.

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I know I took the Lions in the buyer sales segment, but I'm going to take Puka Nakua over his receptions will probably be around four, four and a half. He's been averaging 6.17 receptions per game and the amazing rookie season where he literally was in for the first half

of the week 18 just to break the record and move on forward. Now, I will throw this in there. This is not going to be a part of the Bet the Boys Index Parlay, but if you want to get a little more spicy, I like Joe Flacco over, was it, 0.5 receptions?

Is that how you phrase it? Interceptions, interceptions. Over 0.5 interceptions. The guy came off the couch is absolutely throwing it all over the yard and with that comes with a couple of whoopsies every once in a while. Has a couple of whoopsies.

You can see it in the stat sheet. I think that might even be a bigger lock than Puka. You guys do what you want with that information. Do what you want. It's not necessary for entering into this, but that is what it is. Gecko, what you got, brother? How are Twisted T's best served?

Chilled. Chilled. We're going up to the tundra with Buffalo, the Mafia. Bill's Mafia, Josh Allen, over one and a half touchdowns. It's playoff mode for Josh Allen. Playoff mode. I won't say he. He's obviously probably the biggest reason.

But the boys are back in this hunt. They just jumped from the, what, the 60th to the two seats by the win last week. When they were not made the playoffs, when they were counted out. Everyone, they're dead. They're gone. They're never. Hey, everybody better start criticizing. Josh Allen, the way you do everybody else, keep this energy, keep that energy.

He's talking about you, Stephen. He's talking about you talking about hockey season in October. He's talking about you. Bill's Mafia, the unfaithful business, those mafia people. It's playoff mode. Blood is in the water, and the bills are going to beat the shit out of the Steelers. Take the, take the bills with the points. That's just a side thing, but the parlay we're going here for the Twisted King himself, Josh Allen.

Josh Allen, over one and a half touchdowns, mule. I like that. I like that. I love that. I love that. Matthew Stafford over one and a half TD passes. You know he gonna get it done. They got the Great White Hope and Cooper Cup.

And they got the Asian persuasion Masoan. Oh, Hawaii. I don't know what he is, but at the end of the day, he may be tongueing. I'm sorry if you are, but they got. So let's go. I'm taking them all day, baby. Hey, that shit might have kicked in right away.

Yeah, good, good. That's good. Hey, Puka, he's a little ethnic cocktail, dude. Yeah. All right, let's go to the next one. It's E.T. F, F, easy team, favorite fun, twisted, parlay's. We're ripping it. I'm going to take Chief's Money Line.

Chief's Money Line. I've said it a little bit. They've been to the playoffs before. They know what they're doing. They're not as explosive as they used to be in the past. They've beaten the Miami Dolphins already. You're going, what do you say, zero degrees, negative 9-9 winchill? I think one is the high.

Negative 9 is the low. Last I checked. The cold is skis. games ever played were in Kansas City. Oh, yeah. It's so... Is that true? Yes.

Yes. Oh, was it 2017? Yeah, 2017. Yeah, 2017. Coldest games ever played. Coldest games I've ever played. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was ready.

I was right. You were about to kill. You saw a little stubborn in the armor. Yeah, get on that. I knew what he was said, though, because I... Yeah. That was nuts. But, yeah, Chief's money line.

Gecko. Same. Love that. Go ahead. Wow. That's new. I'm just kidding. Oh, okay.

I was about to say, well. I'm gonna go. Go Steelers money line. After all that, I talk about the rules. No, no. Don't be scared. I mean, it's like, hey, how big is a spread in the Bill Steelers game?

Go Cowboys Money Line. They're minus seven and a half. It's 10? I feel like that's too big, right? That's two. That's too big? What do I? Somebody dish me some fucking,

Brown's one is two and a half? No, Browns are going to lose Were they playing? Yeah, they're going to lose. Mule, what's yours? What's yours? I'm going bills Because just what Willie Gecko said

Okay That is true. Taking Josh Allen He's going to get it done So I'm taking Bill's money line, baby. Take the Texans. Are they favored? No, you got to take the favor.

I'm taking them the underdogs. I mean, what the fuck? What's the Eagles bucks? Eagles are minus 160. What does that mean? What's a spread? The spread is three. Eagles minus three?

Yep. Let's go Eagles minus three. What? I don't like that. I don't like that one either. I don't either. All right. Let's go, boys.

Let's go. AJ, you didn't practice all week. Let's go. You know he did. Yeah, you know he didn't. You know he didn't practice. A little mizki. Are we going to do?

underdog? My sheets are all messed up. I was trying to help the gecko out. Underdog? Nope. Put a pump or pump or pump or dump right now or do we go, we're going to a break? We're going to a break. We'll see you guys in 15 seconds. Enjoy this commercial break. I'm hoping it's twisted tea. All right, welcome back. Pump or dump segment now our executive producer to sign us tell us on the day of shooting that we are not only going to pump or dump taking the overs or the unders in these games. We're also going to pick the teams that are going to win or not win, whatever, spreads, all that stuff. So this is like a buy or sell slash pump or dump segment.

Now, the first game is going to be the Browns. They are favored minus two and a half as they cruise down from Cleveland down to Houston, where the Michigan Wolverines just won the national championship, and they're playing the Texans. The overall points in that game is 44.5. I will be pumping this game, and I am taking the Texans. I'm not just taking the Texans with the points. I'm taking the Texans money line. I think C.J. Strouds is a special talent.

I think those boys have got it figured out I think this is about as far as they go in the playoffs though after the wild card weekend. We get to the divisional that's what the big boys are going to come out, send the rookie back home, let him go to cop, let him enjoy himself, let him get all healthy and arrested from his first season in the NFL and let's, you guys can go do your thing next year. That's as far as they go.

I'm taking the Texans money line and pump. Get go. Give me pump. Love it. And then let's go to the Super Bowl champ, Flacco. Let's go Flacco. Let's go Browns. They're averaging like 30-something points of game since he's been at the quarterback.

nuts. Let's go Browns. Let's go Browns. Mine's soon and a half. I had to talk myself into that. I think I was Texans yesterday on busing the boys. You were. You were.

Because I do. I believe CJ's incredible. They got a couple injuries. I know Nico Collins he'll be good to go. But they don't have, what's his name? Tankdale. That's what hurts. But Nico Collins.

Yeah. New Collins is a beast, though. Beast. First playing the game against the Colts, play action pass, bomb. Beasts over Baghdad. But my decision? Texas won. South.

Yeah. I mean, they've had a hell of a year. They got to thank the Titans, though. Thank the Titans on that last game. That's true. The Jags would have won. The Jags would have took it. Oh, yeah, for sure.

There's a lot of variables. Either way, what I'm saying is they've had such a great year. I think they're one of those teams. I know they're not satisfied. However, I think it's like, hey, no one expected us to be here. True. Very true. And I'm going Flacko.

I'm going to Flacko. I'm going to Flacko. And I like that decision because I don't, I like the delivery. I didn't like your body language. I didn't like it one bit. I'm a ride with you on that one, Willie Gecko. I think the Browns are going to get this game just because I think the Texans haven't seen a defense,

a defensive front like they're about to go against, and a defensive coordinator that they're about to go against. And this is a young quarterback. He's about to throw all type of exotic blitz to keep him off his toes. It's going to be just like what Michigan did to Washington. They got to keep that quarterback moving. If he ain't settled making great passes, he can't throw the ball. Because CJ, if he's in the pocket and he can settle,

he'll make the perfect pass. But if you got the man all over the place, that's when you get him off his down. You know Miles was bringing that weapon, too. Yeah. Yeah. That gray shoes. That 12-inch data.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm going Browns. Yeah. We'll just ignore the fact when they played the Bengals when Joe Burrow was healthy. He was actually pressured a whole bunch of times and was moving outside the pocket and making dime throws.

But the way that you explained the whole thing made me feel really confident that I feel good about my pick. All right. You're good for you, babe. Pump it up slash buy or sell segment. We're still here. Steelers.

At the bills, we're all taking the bills. Yeah. We're all taking the bills. Yeah. But let's talk about 36 and a half points. Ooh. Pump. I'll pump.

Dump. I'm pumping this one. We're good? Man, the bills by the score all over the still. They ain't got no weapons out there. They lost their best guy. He didn't watch out. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's over. It is over. Pittsburgh, I don't know how they stumbled in to the fucking playoffs, but they did. I do not know either. Yeah, I don't know how either. Pump. I'm pumping it too. I literally just resonating with the thought of T.J. Watt, not getting the pressure in there.

And the bills are literally, that's been the theme of this entire show, is the bills are going to mop the floor with the Steelers. See the guys don't feel comfortable with taking the bills. Now, Zade, my boy Zade, who's kind of like my uncle Vinny, he hit me last night. He sent me, probably a Bakers dozen picks so far, whether it's UFC Raiders last week saying these are the plays. He has not missed once. So you got a guy you haven't been sharing this? This is literally the first time I've asked him about this show.

I'll You got to get us in all the picks It's coming in your way You've got a guy But if I give you guys his contact I'm just going to be a show of us Taking all the same picks No no no no no

I'm talking just the other stuff You got a guy who's dialed on picks Then you drop him in the chat If you're looking to get in some action tonight this game MLS whatever it is We're going to get Zaid on track here He did take the Steelers and the bills When it was 37

He goes now that it's gone down I'm not as confident in it That's where now I'm sitting in this wish you On the pumper dump? On the pumper dump. He took dump. I'll have to double check that. I'll have to double check that.

But he took a dump on 37, but now it's 36 and a half. He's like, I don't know. Look, bills are scoring 40 plus this game. I'm talking facing the pillow, lift up and breathe for a second. You're not allowed to be excited, Stephen. Face back down on the pillow. You focus on hockey season. Only time you get to talk is when you breathe.

But is he the type of guy when he throw you a bone, do he want to know how it tastes? Hold on now. What are we talking about here? What kind of people you hang out of? Hey, I'm just asking. Yeah. Oh, no, he hasn't asked for nothing. Oh, okay.

All right, that's what I'm asking you. He threw you a bone. Do he want a little taste? I thought you were like that. Back alley, you want this. You don't have to let me do a couple times. Because I'm the type of person, when I throw the dog a bone, I don't want to know how he fucking tastes. You know what I mean?

Oh, you're a guy's guy. Yeah, I'm a guy. You're a dude's dude. Yeah. I love it. Hey, you want Tweed is a nice place to be. I love it, boys. Let's take a little break.

Right? Well, hang on, hang on. We got to hit the other game, right? Bucks. We're going to get to it? And the D block. Underdog. Dogs, dogs, dogs, dog.

Segment. Here we go, boys. We're taking underdogs. I've shouted out the Texans. I think C.J. Stroud is a gifted individual. It pisses me out because he's at the AFC South. You know your boy rules of the tight-ins all the time. Except for last week.

I actually should have done that. I would have actually had a better record. But I didn't. And I've learned my lesson. RIP and Mike Vrabble on that note. But I'm going to take Texans and the underdog. I'm taking the money line in the situation. Stephen, while you're looking up the hockey season.

season. Can you please look at what that is? Texas money line. Plus 120. Plus 120. That's fun. That'll silence everybody about that whole conversation, right? We feel good about it? Plus 120? Plus 120. Oh yeah, you in that. Well, you didn't see. All right, go ahead. I'm gonna go Rams, Rams Money Line. Hold up, Cus. Good pick. Hey, good pick, strong pick.

What's good? Plus one. Yeah. Put your hands on them, Neil. You like the box? Put your hands on the jester? What? Do you like bucks over the eagles?

Motherfuss. You know what? Cut it. Bucks over the eagles, hands down, is going down, baby. Tell us why. Because he stole my pick. So I'm taking the bucks. He stole my pick, gave me another one.

I like what he said. I'm taking the bugs all day over the eagles, because the eagles right now, they fall into sleep. They used to be him, but they're not him no more. You feel me? They're not there. I don't know what's going on over there. I'm not sure. He looked like he on blues.

If y'all don't know what blues there are, look him up. What is? Hang on. Rockies. I don't know what that is either. Oh, that's a... Prococet, Vicodin. Some sort of pill. Similar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a downer, right? It's a down there. It's a down there. He's a down here sleeping and shit on the field. Small blue pills, usually costing anywhere from $10 to $15. Oh, that's cheap. Where do you get these? A pop.

Made up a fentanyl. Yeah, that's what the whole part was... Trying anything twice. Yeah, he fed knolled out. But, nah, I'm going to do it. on Buccaneers because this motherfucker stole my pick. Delaney Walker doesn't believe in the Eagles thinks Jalen Hertz is a wash and A.J. Brown is a diva. No, no, no. I never said that.

Which players on Fenton? Which players on Fenton? Which one's on Fenton? I don't know yet. You don't know yet? Yeah, we're going to find out. We're going to find out. But Delany Walker thinks it's A. J. Brown. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we're going to hit the last game. It's not a Monday night game, is it? Yeah.

Yeah, it is. Monday night. Monday night. Playoff games? Yeah, because it's... Money. They got to get money. Money, money. Capitalism. Same thing if this show is all about. Which is what this show is all about, baby.

No question, no question. Quick break, come back. Monday night football. Damn, you stole a good pig, bro. Monday night football. Eagles are favorite at minus three. They've had an abysmal back half of the season. They were playing the Buccaneers.

Baker Mayfield and the boys won the NFC South. They're feeling a little bit better about themselves. Total points, 43 and a half points. Mule, who you got? Same people as your underdog? Indeed. I'm going Buccaneers, like I said again. I don't know what's going on with the Eagles.

Man, they started off strong. And earlier in the show, if y'all go back and watch our episodes, I said I'll never go against the Eagles. But for some reason, I don't know why, because it's late in the season. Maybe they got older players on their team. They're starting to shed it down. They have that I don't care mentality. And I just can't go with it.

I'm going to go with the Bucks. I feel like the Bucks really want it. Baker want to show the world that he can still do this. So I'm going to take the Buccaneers plus three. Gecko. Eagles. Eagles minus three. I don't feel good about it at all.

Yeah, I don't like that big. I don't like, he's right. I don't know what's, they suck right now. They suck. Yeah, they're so good. Yeah, they're so good. They're not so good. Yeah, they have so much talent.

They have talent. I mean, they just packed it in last week. They gave it up. And Hurts is probably not going to play. They gave it up. And he may not play his finger broke. Don't get me wrong. We love Marcus Marriota.

If he had the opposite in the play, I think he'll put them in a great position. But again, the team around is not playing as a whole. Mariotta's going to play? He dislocated his finger. On his throwing hand, too, right? On his throwing hand. In Bucks, I think Baker Mayfield's limping around a little bit. Lanky?

Can we look that up? Baker Mayfield injury. I'm going to take the Eagles. But yeah, I'm going to Eagles. And the reason why I'm taking the Eagles is you brought up the Mary Goals. Marcus Marriota. I know. I hate if he play, I'm like, damn.

I know. You took the bucks too. Never go against the Eagles and Mary God is playing. I know. And I feel like Marcus, those opportunities he gets. He takes advantage of it. Yes. You see what he did?

Last week what he had? He was 20. He hurt his ribs? Rick. Baker? Baker hurt too? Yeah. Oh my God.

This is going to suck. It's a tough game. It's a tough game. Both. these teams aren't going very far over. Yeah. No. No.

Philly, do we want to touch the points? No. For the sake of the show, we should touch the points. I was going to ask you that, too. Yeah, because there's so many less games. We should touch the points. Touch them, man. All right, I'm going under.

I'm going under, too. I'm dumping this game. Stay away from this one. Oh, what a bitch. All right, boys. We have truly enjoyed it. The meal has been entertaining as hell with his chug. Did a great job with that one.

He will be drunk in the next 50. I am drunk already. I didn't eat anything. You were sweating, too. I know, I was sweating like a more. I dabbed you up. Oh, shit, I couldn't stop sweating. I'm like, yo, this twisted tea, what y'all laced me with?

The fuck. The razzles. What are you called? Blues. Blue's. No, what was the other word? Rickos. No.

Roxy's. Yeah, Roxys. Pentnell and Twee. You guys have a great day, and we will see you for the divisional playoffs next week. Big hugs and tiny stuff kisses. all right welcome back to the penny slips parley segment of the show first one of 2024 you know what that means it means we are undefeated in the new year and we plan to keep it that way i'll start off first with mine i'm going to go cj stroud over one and a half passing touchdowns

and i'm going to go whoever is starting for the ravens over on their rushing y'all lastly i will go sorry jack jaggs minus five and a half that's understandable that's understandable for my team bet i'll be sick and shirt through with just teams um we're going raiders money line cleveland brown's money line big upset alert and kansas city chief's money line when you probably those three together you get an absolute whopping plus 1115 um we really just need the Brown's pull out that win and it's got a huge chance. So let's hopefully stay on the undefeated side in 2024. Moving on, though, to our team bet, which we will be going bucks minus five.

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Colts might need a few other things to happen. Needless to say, this is a great divisional end-of-year matchup with a lot on the line. So what better way to pick it than the Rockham-Soccom pick-em-parlay. Yeah, Colts, Texans. Good luck. Good luck. All right. Wow. Take the Colts. Data does not lie.

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