Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Stu Feiner, Will Compton, Taylor Lewan Deliver WINNERS On The Bussin’ Sports Advisors

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

On this week’s show, the boys are joined by legendary handicapper, Stu ‘The Source’ Feiner. Stu was everything you’d expect and more during his first show with the guys. Last week, The Mule (Delanie Walker), Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan), and William Gekko (Will Compton) finished with the exact same record of five wins and five losses. This week, the boys once again broke down both games on the board and built you a winning parlay. Here is where we sit after 20 weeks of football: Chet: 141-130-1 (51.8%) Gekko: 140-112-1 (55.3%) Mule: 154-110 (58.3%) This Week’s card features the final four teams alive: Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens are set to host Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs for his second road playoff game. Jackson is in the hunt for his second league MVP and he will face two-time Super Bowl MVP in Mahomes. One will represent the AFC in this year’s big game. The Boys, Christian McCaffrey and George Kittle, and the San Francisco 49ers will play host to Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions. CMC is also in the running for league MVP, while Goff and his Lions will wear the hat of underdog this weekend. It’s Kyle Shanahan vs Dan Campbell, the Bay vs the motor city, California vs Michigan for the right to represent the NFC. Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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stewfinder dot com stewfinder dot com stew finer dot com Thank you very much interns. Now, usually in this show we go by herself, and then we do the parleyes, and then we do the pump or dump. Today we're going to do pump or dump. Stu, you know this because Will told you before,

but we are going to give you the games. You're going to tell us whether to pump it. You're going to take the over and you're going to go under, all right, which is a dump. So first game, Chiefs at Ravens. No one thought the Chiefs would be here based on the way they were playing. But here we go. Once again, we have Patchma, Holmes.

Travis Kelsey scores two touchdowns against the bills. They're looking incredible. They're doing their thing. A kick in the script. Obviously, Bass, that thing was going right up the uprights, no win, but for some reason it takes a hard right turn. The total points in that game is 44.5 points. Stu, we're going to start with you.

Let me know what you think. 44.5. Are you going to pump or dump? I'm dumping this game. I think it's going to be a very, very tight game to score. I think people will go up and down the field, but I'm looking for field goals, field goals, field goals. I'm looking for a low-scoring game in this game.

I'm like under that total. So you might like a game. game prop of over three and a half field goals? 100%. 100%. That makes you feel good about that. Why? I just think that Andy Reid this time

of year, probably he's the most underrated coach in the history of the NFL. He just knows what to do, and Spags is a champion, is a Super Bowl champion, did it with the Giants, now does it with the Chiefs. I think he's going to figure out a scheme

to just control Baltimore. I think they'll go up and down the field, and I saw Baltimore all year. The first half, they just don't show up, and then they play a great second half, or they play a great first half, and they don't play a great second half. They don't play four quarters.

They play to win the game. They don't play to blow you out and score. And I think the Chiefs will just dump everybody, put everything in front of them, spy on Lamar, and I think it'll be a low-scoring game. I don't hate that. And right now, the public is all over. the over. Like they're betting the fucking over like it's free money.

Yeah, well, it's free cash. Like, I'll go. I think I'm pumping this game. I'm taking the over. Exactly. Exactly. And you should. Season, he's got more players on the outside. They're scoring a lot of points. The Chiefs now, where they're worried going into the playoffs, whether they can score points or not. But you saw them going back and forth, a lot of field goals, Chiefs versus Bills. But also, they can put points in the board in an absolute hurry. They're very innovative the way they call games. And I just feel like, for me, 44 and a half versus two offense, teams that when you, when you, When I say Chiefs, when I say Ravens, you think offense immediately.

Chiefs haven't had much, the Chiefs haven't had a whole lot of offense on you. Not really. They've been kicking it up a little bit more, have they not? The receivers all of a sudden can catch again. Yeah, against Buffalo's defense against a track team that came into zero-degree weather. So don't pass. What's your pick? I'm passing the mule.

Okay. So he wants to talk back, but he doesn't want to give his answer of what he has. Go ahead. I'm going to pump this game. The reason I'm going to pump this game, you got to think about it. Last game, Chiefs, they lost their safety. Mike Edwards. Then they lost their linebacker, I want to say, Willie Gay, Julian.

And Bolton, right? And Bolton. So they got a lot of injuries. And Buffalo showed that you can run the ball with the quarterback on the Kansas City Chiefs. I think, I want to say, Josh had, what, 75 yards rushing that game, and they had 183 rushing yards together. But he had 75 rushing yards. His longest was a 38-yard rush. And then you got, Lamar Jackson, that's hard to stop.

If you already exposed them that you can run with the quarterback, now you've got to put a spot. Now you want to put a spy. You got to have another person on defense, spy the quarterback. That leaves Odell, Zay, that leaves Mark Andrews coming back. Hopefully he's coming back. But likely it's been balling, been putting points on the board. So I'll pump this game because I feel like with Lamar Jackson out there putting the points on the board, making his team look great as hell, and then Patrick doing what he did,

getting his guys fired up, making sure they're catching the ball. We're going to need Travis Kelsey to be. out there to put points on the board. They're going to have to have all them guys ball, Rice. I want to say, then they got Justin Winston out there, too. Them dudes got to make plays, because I feel like this is going to be a high-scoring game. They're going to be putting the ball up in the air. They're going to be running the ball. You got Pacheko'u out there running like he's a toy story character. So the game is going to be, I feel like it's going to be a high-scoring game. I feel like these teams are going to come out there. They're excited. They know this is only

one game left to get to that Super Bowl, and one of them got to be over top. And I feel like this this is just going to be a pump game. They're going to be over 44 and a half points. You just blew your load in the first day. No, I didn't. There was so much information. I got a lot more. Just wait.

Yeah, you're ready. I just got educated. Did you? I was unbelievable. Stu, you're talking about... I mean, it was all fucking wrong what he just said, but it's on me. No, I mean, I never heard it. You know, it was fucking great.

Stoutly, you talk about the Ravens don't show up and play four quarters. This is the number four scoring offense in the league, the number one scoring defense in the league. They put up 34, 56, 33, 33, 37, 34, 34, 34, 3, 3, 3rd. 33, 37, 31. They might put all those points up in the first half and rest in the second half, or like you saw them do last week against Houston, they started off with 10 and then whooped their ass in the second half. Now, the reason I'm dumping this game is because you have the number one scoring defense

versus the number two scoring defense. The Ravens could struggle scoring in the end zone, but again, I like this game to be about 24 to 10, 24 to 10, and I guess we'll save that pick for later. for when that comes on the show. But I see it to be an under game as well. The defense is a great. The reason both of those teams are here right now is their defense.

And as a matter of fact, they're putting in the over three and a half on field goals for the team. I like it. I like it. That's a good pick. All right. The last only game left. Lions.

At the Niners. Lyons, first time in the NFC championship is 1991. Your boy wasn't even born yet. The total points in that game is 50 and a half points. Mule, take a deep breath and tell us where you're going, brother. I'm pumping this. game as well. I'm pumped, pump, pump all through the board. The only reason why I'm pumping this game is because the 49ers struggle with the

Packers. The Packers put points on the board on the 49ers. And the Lions are not the Packers. They are better than the Packers. They got more receiver threats on the outside. You got St. Brown. You got Reynolds. You got Gibbs. You got Montgomery. And then all we got to do is, man, Jared, go, please, protect the ball. You got guys out there. You got Sam LaPorter. They're going to make plays that's going to put boards on the board. Then you got the 49ers. The high power 49ers.

I don't even have to say all them dudes' names. They can make plays. I feel like this is going to be a high-scoring game if it's not raining because Brock cannot throw in the rain. We all saw that. So hopefully if it's a great game, I feel like this game is going to be over 50 points, and that's why I'm pumping this game.

Do we know the weather? I think it's like 65. So it would be a clear day? Are we talking clear? I don't know if it's clear. You want me to double check real quick? Yeah, I'd like to know that. Okay.

I don't know what to do. Gotcha. I don't know what to do. This is one I feel much more confident in Chiefs Ravens being a dump game. This one, I feel what you're saying, but then there's a part of me that thinks is golf going to show up since he's not indoors,

since he's not in the dome. There you go. He struggled before. Bears being one of those teams. It is going to be nice weather. Yeah, so we got an update from... 71, partly cloudy. So it should be clear.

It should be clear. Not a lot of action. Yeah, not an action. Comfortable for Jared Goff. Comfortable. Yeah. But we've seen Jared golf in a dome compared to just being outside in general.

who knows pump it fuck it pump it still where you going brother nineers I think put it together

this weekend yeah and lines I think to continue to be the lions yeah pump so who wait oh we'll get to that

we'll get to that I know a little teaser a little clitanger Stu baby what you got gotta dump this game like I ate

a twin cheeseburger a large vanilla milk chick for fucking breakfast and I'm on the fucking toilet for that first

and second deuce of the day do you know something by the way talking about dumps I take three to four poops a day.

Do you really? Otherwise, I'd be like Frank the tight. Oh, I think we're learning that three to four could be the healthy? It is healthy. It's healthy. I have a great metabolism. It goes through me. The reason I'm going to dump on this game again is I think both teams are going to be tight.

You have one game left to go to the Super Bowl. And I think they're going to just run the fucking ball, run the fucking ball, run the fucking ball. And I think Detroit knows they cannot out. score for sco. There is no fucking way. First of all, shout out Tom Kennedy. He's on the practice squad. He played football with my son, Ryan Finner at Farmington High School, went to Bryant, was a lacrosse player, switched over the football, and he was two years ago through a touchdown pass on Detroit. It was fucking great. Is there a probate for him in this game? No, because he's still on the practice. He's on the practice. But fucking love Tom Kennedy.

It was really funny. Um, Barstle came to my house and, uh, Frank the tank roasted Tom Kennedy in my pool. It was so fucking funny. It was great. And then TK.K. through the touchdown pass. And Big Cat game props, you know, retweeted it. They got like 9 million views on it.

But I think this will be a low-scoring game. Again, against the grain, against the public. Everybody in their fucking mother's going, over, over, over. I'm dumping. Ready to roll! Let's go under, under, under. Where are you going? Where are you going?

I'm dumping it. I think I'm switching. I'm not. Wow. You talked me into it. The way you just talked about running the football, I lean under Delaney. I say he's getting me hard by talking about it.

Well, my confidence slows through my body into everyone and I normally can control. And Delaney also said that the Detroit has a lot of receiving influences. And then he used David Montgomery, who is, he's like Derek Kennedy. He can't catch the ball. So that's the illusion. You got to get kids out there. He can catch? They do a great job.

Intermediate throws. But both these teams are going to. Both these teams are going to run the ball. They're going to run the ball. Sure. The thing that's so amazing, the lions. That's what they thought the Packers thing. They're going to keep them off the field, time of possession, run the ball, three yards in a cloud of dust.

All right. Pump. I'm going back to Pump. I think both teams also in the red zone. What, JP? Their defenses will excel. He plans. Debo Samuel 50-50.

But he's going to play, though, because after that bullshit, what's the name said about him? It's old. Who said what? It's old, but Gardner and Johnson was like, you're a running back. You ain't no receiver. You can't run routes? We're killing them. Can you run routes?

Does he get running routes? I don't know. What would you say? You don't know? I don't watch them like that. I watch tight ends. I don't know. I won't watch tight ends.

Yeah, who does he? I love Dibos. I love Dibon. Yeah, I think he can play any position he won't. Quarterback? Probably. Derek Henry can, so, I mean, I'm sure he can. D tackle?

I mean, D tackle. That's a little time. We're gonna take a quick break. When we come back, we hit our parlay seven, our Bet the Boys Index. Five right after these messages. Slips and Picks. Welcome back to Slips and Picks.

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Now, this week, ooh, we're adding stew. So this has gone from a three-leggar to a four-legged. Stu, we're going to start with you. Okay. Let me know who you're going with and why you're going with them. Okay. And now this is a side selection. It could be a prop.

It could be anything. It's going to be a player. Player-prope. Player-prope that. And one of them are two? Just one. Just one. One.

Do you want to pass? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Responsive. Christ. Responsible. Everything you can. Yes.

Everything you can. Everything you can. Everything you own. Responsibly. Yes. 1-800 gambler. Deco. Lamar Jackson, any time touchdown. Love that.

We're two and out so far. Two and out. I went with that last week. He ran two. I know. Two and O so far. He's about to get busy. Yeah.

Yeah. Sam LaPorter, man. Over four and a half reception. Y'all already know. That's a good thing. Three team poll. Let's do it. Three team.

Do I think Pauli? Do I? No pressure on you, but so far it's three and up. Do I go old faithful or do I switch it up a little bit? No. Just pick a fucking winner. Yeah, I mean, why switch now? Pick a winner!

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No, no, they have the player props out right now. They have them out already. Yeah. Who cares? Is somebody going to chug this twisted tea? You. No. I did it last week.

Yeah, man. I don't see like nobody is. You want to spout off from behind the airstream. You come do it. You got this, baby. Got quiet all the sudden. Because he don't want to spell. He don't want to spell.

He's scared. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to get into our buy or sell segment right after these messages. Show's humming. It's humming. Welcome back to Slipson.

I might have to come here every week next year. I'm coming. Every week? I might. $3 a show. $3 a show. If I can get free room and board and plain for me and my wife. Okay, you'll bring your wife?

I bring my wife everywhere. I love that. Because that eliminates all fucking problems. Oh, yeah. Listen, I got no prenuptial. I didn't save my money when I was young. I've made in my life probably $70 million, but spent $70,500,000.

thousand. Tell it like it and you don't fucking lie, you know what. Don't lie! My wife comes everywhere with me. Everywhere. I love it. Okay. We'll look into that.

We'll look into that. Drop comments if we should be bringing stool on. I'm ready. And change the name to this show to bust and advisors as well. Stay advised. Original name. Original name. This, okay, this segment, By or Cell is brought to us by Ship, dude.

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This is the bread and butter. Mm. I love bread. I love bread. I love bread. I love three on the playoffs. If you look at in totality from the pro football football show, 281 games. The win loss ratio, 149 and 116.

That's 55% when talking about spreads. Amazing. This game right here, Chiefs at Ravens. Death, taxes, and Lamar fucking Jackson. Listen, the Chiefs, it's a great story. Mahomes might do it. He's the goat. He's the greatest quarterback of our generation.

But make no mistake. Miami Dolphins are a track team who was bruised up and banged up, came out to zero degree weather in the chiefs. We knew that that was going to happen. Buffalo Chiefs, it was kind of a toss-up. Some people want Buffalo to win. Some want the Chiefs to win. Bass, he shanks the field goal.

But again, against the Buffalo Bill's defense, this is a brutally banged-up defense. They are now facing the Baltimore fucking Ravens on defense. This is going to be a long day up from our homes. It's going to be a long day for the boys. You eliminate Travis Kelsey. win the fucking football game. This is one of the best run defenses, one of the best past defense, one of the, or the best scoring defense in the fucking league. And again, if you look at the Chiefs,

they don't really, they haven't really played a whole lot of defenses this year. And this is the best fucking one. Ravens. Do not overthink this. Ravens. Ravens, minus three and a half. Meal. Let me start up with some nine inch data, okay? Over the last five meetings in seven years, the Ravens are one and four overall. They're four and seven against the Chiefs. And the four of those games, the Chiefs and the Ravens had that current quarterback. The Chiefs with Patrick Mahomes, he's three and one against the Ravens. And Lamar is one in three against the Chiefs.

Yeah, man, that is, with that being said, man, that is tough. You get what I'm saying? So go Chiefs. I am. I'm going Chiefs. Not to win the game, but to cover the spread. Wow. You get what I'm saying?

So I am taking the Chiefs, and that reason why, I know that the Ravens is high power, and the Chiefs is struggling on defense, and I feel like the Ravens will win this game, but I do not think they will beat them by four points. So I am taking the Chiefs to cover the fucking game. Bada Bing, Bada Boom. Still. Until, excuse me, my voice is a little. That's right.

Long flight. Until Patty Mahomes is dead in a coffin. And I go to the funeral and it's an open coffin and I see that he's dead. I am never picking against him. I am simile. I'm just not. Now, every sucker in their mother is on the Ravens right now. So much money.

Parlay cards, early money, shops, public, your mother, your grandmother, your daughter. I'm not doing it. Also, I know people hate this. Taylor Swift is God. Taylor Swift is, when we die, go to heaven. I don't think any of us are going to heaven. But someone's going to heaven. Taylor Swift is going to be sitting there going, hi.

It's the Taylor Swift world. We're just living in it. I think that's a factor. I think the referees and I think the NFL wants the chiefs to go. Because more viewership, more money. Now, is the NFL fixed? No. But I just said it was.

Hey, no, did you have you heard the conspiracy? Don't kill us first. Don't kill the club of the state. No. I'm not into conspiracies. But I love conspiracies. On Barstall Sports Advisers, week one, me, Dave, and Big Cat.

I picked three things to happen. My heart picks were the Jets Giants going to Super Bowl. That was a pure hand job. Okay. I was out of that game, four plays into the jet season. Then I had my money. I had the Bengals playing the Niners with the Bengals winning the Super Bowl. And then Joe Burrow got hurt.

My long shot, which is still alive, which was the Ravens playing the Lions. You know what I just said? I confused you. You're like, what is Stu doing on the show? What's going on? You got free pros here. And you got some jerk off that eats ass in a hall house. I like the change.

I love the cheese It's all cheese Cheez You think Chiefs are going to win I can't go after you I'm going Chiefs I'm going Chiefs I'm riding solo

Ryan Solo And let me be clear I think the Chiefs are going to win this game All right Chiefs are going to win this game In the Super Bowl again You said Chief's Money Line Yeah

Ooh Who I said Chief's Money Line Chief's money line. It's a different. Because we're not doing a underdog segment, but guess what I just picked an underdog. Yes.

The conspiracy is like the last, how many years? I know what the colors. The colors of the Super Bowl, the theme of the Super Bowl, has represented the colors of the teams that played in it. And this came out before the teams show up. So right now, right now it's what? Ravens and 49ers.

It's purple and red. Raiders in the 49ers. Wow. You fucking jerkles! What are you kidding me? That's me like saying, I've fucked your girl. She knows what she's been missing. Of course.

Goes without saying. By the way, can I drop something right here? Go ahead, drop it. Drop it, dude. College game in a year on Saturday. Stufinder.com. Stufinder.com. Stufinder.com.

Stufinder.com. I wasn't going to have it, but I just had it. Can you whisper it today? No. I love that. You think he can whisper? 11.30 a.m. on Saturday, Easter. this game

Saturday last week. I love it. Chiefs, Chiefs, Ravens Chiefs. Thank you. Last game, NFC Championship. Lions at Niners. Niners are favored at minus seven. I'm going to take the Lions plus seven.

I think the Niners are going to win this game. I think it's going to be, just like we're dumping it, just as we decided to dump, I think they're going to run the ball. It's going to be close. But at the end, the Chiefs have a chip. Oh, not the Chiefs. The Niners have a chip on their shoulder, and they're going to get it done.

The Lions haven't been here. I've already said this is 1991. The whole city of Detroit is ecstatic right now. Eminem has literally come out of the closet of social media and is now tweeting all of a sudden. Can't understand how the whole thing works. It looks like me out there. So they're excited and the Niners are standing on business.

I'm taking the Lions but with the points. Still. Still to this day when I think of Eminem, you just said it? Shout out Brittany Murphy, I fucking love you! Gosh, you were so hot. Oh, so hot. That was me in my dreams, banging Britney! Do you lose your voice quick?

No. Okay. I was just checking. Oh, she died. Because we would have had to, because we still got busing. I'll tell you, when I was like 11 or 12 when that movie came out, that little scene with Eminem and her in that little factory, I felt everybody. You beat to it?

Smoking, Britney. Did you be? I was 11. Okay. Of course. Could I have? If I could, would I have? I did.

You could have jacked off. Dude, I was out there Googling if you can even do it yourself at 11 or 12. Trying to find out. In the chat rooms, I was almost a statistic. I was out there starting to fire. Were you really? Yeah, I was dingoing, dangling it all over the place. All over.

I put my piece in a shoebox. My go-choo jerk off is Margo Robbie eating Dua Leapah. Shout out, Mago! Shout out, Dua! Does it get better? No. No, no, no, no. No.

It doesn't. Did you pick your game? No. Be likes to do.com for all my merch, chtowels, books, merge, be likes to dot com. Lions are favorites. Niders are favorite of minus seven.

My heart is with the Detroit Lions. Love the Lions. Love the Lions. Love everything about Michigan. Everything about Detroit. Right now, the numbers say they have no prayer. They have no shot because the percentage of bets are all on Detroit or Detroit. Taking the number.

Makes sense. Take the number. But, but, butt, but! Sharp money. The sharp people, the people that, that millions of dollars, the syndicates, All that money's on Friska. All that money's on laying the number.

Can't go against the sharp money. It's all sad, Fred. I don't want it to happen. I hope it doesn't happen. That's just you playing the into the tree. But it's going to happen. That's just your experience with the game. Correct.

The short money, follow the sharp money. Well, if the amount of bets, let's say 1,000 people bet the game. Okay. 750 bet Detroit, only 250 bet Frisco. But the amount of money, money bet is all on Frisco. That normally is a reverse and the shops, and Frisco's the number. Frisco wins. Now, this year, that's been dog shit.

This year, first time in 44 years, has not worked. but I die on my hill I measure my success by the decade not the week month of year this is my 45th year four to half decades I'm using Frisco it's what I got

I don't think I can hear all that it's all I don't think I can hear all that and not go San Francisco that my heart was kind of up in here you kind of root for both teams I do think the Niners put it together this weekend and everything you just said I think I'd just fucking, I'd be an idiot not to follow that.

Well, I don't know about that. San Francisco. San Francisco 49ers, minus seven, at San Fran. They put it together, and Brock Purdy does this to the fucking world. Mm. Nine-year's day at a time. Did you guys know that the lines used to be called Port Smith, Ohio Spartans? No.

No. Yes. Okay. Then they were brought by George A. Richardson. He purchased the Spartans in 1934, moved them to Detroit, and named him the Lions. Damn, did y'all know that? No, I'm good.

Okay, now let's get started. Look, they signed Zach Ertz. The Lions have signed Zach Ertz. They lost, the last time they played to the 49ers, they lost, 41 and 33. Golf is not the same when he play away. We all know that. He is terrible when he plays away. Hopefully that's not the case.

And they haven't been in this position in 32. years. So with that being said, yes, the lines are going to be hyped up. They finally in a position and have a chance to go to the Super Bowl. It's been a very long time. We know the history with them. They started in shitty Ohio and moved to Detroit, shittier Detroit. So we get that. It's a lot going on with this team, right? And the 49ers are struggling on offense right now. They lost Joe Tooney and McDuffie, offense alignment, starters. That would be tough for them. If we say they're going to run the ball, now they're going to be running the ball with second string guys.

That is a tough one. So with that being said, man, I am taking the Lions plus seven. I know the 49ers is going to win the game, but I do not think they're going to beat them. It's going to be a very close game like the Packers game. Very, very close. It's going to come down to the last minute. A Miss Field Gold or a Field Gold is going to tell this game.

So I'm going Lions Plus Seven, baby. Wow. Where you were going, they start talking about the Spartans. He confused me so much. History lesson. History lesson. It's what it's good for. I mean, for a man so smart and so good-looking and so talented,

I've never heard so much bullshit in my life. The fuck was... Who gives a fuck? 1930! Jesus! Do you have fun? Listen, it's my greatest honor ever. You know what I mean?

I'm five, four, and three quarters, five, two inches short, it'd be perfectly round. I'm like tits on a bowl. I'm just a fucking guy struggling in life. I'm a wannabe. That's with bees, and it's an honor. I have a pleasure happening. Listen, I love you.

No, I fucking love you guys. I never take it for granted. I'm some jerk off that somehow's here. Shout it out. I love that, dude. Thank you so much for joining us on Slips and Picks. I'm your host, Ted Savage. Please subscribe, rate five stars,

and get in those comments, hack that algorithm for us. Have a great championship weekend. Sturvartney.com, DELFIN.com, Stuvon.com, Sputton.com. No pay me! Welcome to the championship penny slips parlay weekend segment. Championship Sunday is upon us, which means it's time to make some more money. Last week was not a great week.

Two out of three of my individual parlay, the legs hit. The last one did not. And it just doesn't, nothing seems to be going my way this year, honestly, except for this weekend and this parlay that I have right here. And it is Lamar Jackson over one and a half passing touchdowns. He got it last week. He's getting it this week. Isaiah Pacheco, we saw why he runs hard. Go to Jack's Twitter and you find out why he runs hard. We're going over on his rushing and receiving yards and it's at 86 and a half. And finally, the man who I don't know why I would ever bet against him in a big moment on a big stage playing in front of a big name. Travis,

Kelsey, anytime touchdown. That will give you plus 691 odds going into your Super Bowl week. Please place it and cash it. Fire, fire, fire. That's a fire sale, I've ever heard one. I've got three picks for you. They're juicy and they're right off the dome. And it's anytime TDs in threes.

First, Lamar Jackson, anytime TD. Second, Christian McCaffrey, anytime TD. third, David Montgomery, anytime TD. Jemir Gibbs picked up the TD this past week, David Monti, the week before. I'm feeling a resurgent for David Monty. So with that being said, I don't have the odds on it, but it's going to be juicy. It's another fire sale. And now the team bet with the first leg being, because we only have two games, four teams left.

You know, it's getting narrowed down where we're working with what we got. But the first leg will be Ravens Money Line. second leg 49ers money line you really can take the spreads on any of these it's kind of just like

pull your nuts out of your pants and drop on the table but the final one is we're we're tailing stewfinder.com stewfinder.com suefinder dot com with the under

in the Ravens Sheaf games we think dude to these teams they're juggernauts they're offensive fucking warriors they're the gods of the goal line

but it's gonna be a lot of field goals is what Stu says so we're taking the under the it's like plus something, but it's a lot. It's like plus 488. So I take that.

I take it with every part of my soul. Yeah, there's a lot of logic behind it. Bonus bet for you to go along with this under. Jadavion Clowny to record a sack is like plus 220. Clowny's getting a sack. It's all he knows how to do. Ever since he came to the Ravens, he stepped up his game. We've seen the resurgence.

Clownie's getting a sack. That's your bonus bet. Bonus bet. You got to love it. All right. Final segment. Final segment. Our undefeated segment most of the time,

the pick the rock them, suck them, parlay, pick them this week. Clearly by the colors, we're going Ravens and Chiefs. Yes. And just to put that out there, if this game, if this doesn't add up with the final results of the game, it doesn't count. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, for sure. All right, good love. I actually love that.

I love that. I love that because we've been heavy on the Ravens and all of other bets. Fuck it. Chief's Money Line. Actually, yeah, fuck it. Chief's Money Line. Chief's Money Line. And if it loses, you know why this rig.

Right. It doesn't count. But, yeah. Last one. Second to last one of the year. Next week, we give you every Super Bowl pick you could ever imagine. It's going to be too much. It's going to be way too much money flying around.

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