Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Taylor Lewan, Delanie Walker Deliver LOCKS For NFL Divisional Round, Will Compton HAMMERS Ravens Bet

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

The Playoffs ROLL ON and two of our analysts delivered incredible results. Last week, The Mule (Delanie Walker) and Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) finished with a phenomenal record of 10 wins and only two losses. And to celebrate their success, each analyst enjoyed a refreshing Twisted Tea. Meanwhile, William Gekko (Will Compton) finished with a respectable 7-4 record in Super Wild Card Weekend. Here is where we sit after 19 weeks of football: Chet: 136-125-1 (51.9%) Gekko: 135-107-1 (55.6%) Mule: 149-105 (58.7%) This Week’s card puts the number one seeds back in play: Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens host rookie sensation C.J. Stroud and the Houston Texans. Will the Texans have enough firepower to upset the Ravens? The Boys, Christian McCaffrey and George Kittle, and the San Francisco 49ers will play host to Jordan Love and the Green Bay Packers. The 49ers have spent much of the season at the top of the league. Will the Packers be able to go toe-to-toe? In a matchup nobody expected, Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions won their first playoff game in decades and are now set to host a spicy Tampa Bay Buccaneers team led by Baker Mayfield And in what seems like an annual playoff event, Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes will meet again. This time the Buffalo Bills will play host to the Kansas City Chiefs. Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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My name is Chet Savage. I am your host and this is Slips and Picks. Bussing with the Boys presents Slips and Picks 500. Led by retired Diamond-level network marketer, Chet Savage, money interpreter of the ear runner of William Gecko. Theodore, the Mule Jenkins, with diversity and failing college dropouts who get no hoes, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500. The Stock Market One. Welcome back to Slips and Picks.

I'm your host, Chet Savage. We had a wild card weekend. And when you hear from these interns about how everything went, you're going to be wondering, why have I been watching these guys more? Why haven't been jumping on board and seeing the records?

Because everybody knows the regular season is great. We had a fun time doing that. The only thing that matters now is the playoffs, baby. And we got a tire race between three individuals. Let's kick it over to the interns real quick. In just the nick of time, It seems we have a few contenders here playing in these playoff games And with that being said, we'll go on with these records Chet with an impressive 10 and 2

The Gecko with a 7 and 4 not too bad could be better And the mule with another 10 and 2 you got to really respect this kind of hustle this mentality These guys are bringing in this late season of football So for that reason you guys have evaded the enemy list but the only reason I bring the enemy list up It's because myself, I've designated on there. I made a fatal mistake last week. And our beautiful show, Penny Slips, I had put the week prior in. So hand up.

I apologize. It was my fault. And I'm on the enemy list, as you can see right here. J.P. no longer on it. Back to you guys. And we're back. Thank you, interns. Wild.

Wild Wild Wild Wild car weekend. I'll start with you, Meal. 10 and 2. same record as me. Feels good to kind of get over that hump a little bit when it comes to it when ball matters the most. How are you feeling, brother? You know, man, I'm riding through your city.

Where's his lady? I'm count hundreds and 50s. Remember, I like chicks with big titties. But if you hate on me, it's because you didn't start in high school. I'm sorry, man. But if you follow us on slips and picks, subscribe, like, and hit that ring.

You can get money with the mule. Because you heard what he said, 10 and 2. In the playoffs? 10 and two? Playoffs. Playoffs? Playoffs.

That's all I got to say, man. Outstanding. Hey, did you practice that in the mirror before? I did. I did. I had to practice. Got to be hived up a little bit. So, Rick Claire type stuff with that.

That's the promo. Yeah, that's the promo. Oh, yeah. You just got a promo. You know, that's what I do. I might be tailing you this entire show. But hey, listen, I don't know about tailing. It's a tight race, even though Meal and I went 10 and 2, 7 and 4, you're right there.

Yeah, not a, yeah, nothing. It sucks that it's the double digit. You love to chase the double digit to 1-0. But I would like to get my clientele to focus on four and two when calling these games. Buffalo wiping out. Who did they mop? Steelers.

Steelers. Chiefs taking care of business against the dolphins. Packers had no clue they were going to win that game. However, we love the spread and we love the points there. The Rams covering against the Lions. That one. Thank you, Deshaal McVeigh. Was rooting for both teams at the very end.

But I love that that game covered. Thank you. Eagles. That was, if you watched the episode last week, that was the bet I felt most uncomfortable about, the bet I hated the most. And then the Texans, I got that one completely wrong. Matter of fact, Chet called Flacco throwing an interception.

He took two interceptions back to the house, pick sixes. But four and two in the big games, stick with me. I really like the way I'm seeing the board right now. I like that, dude. And the whole Joe Flacco thing, could you imagine being on the Texans offense? Ready, you get the ball, you go three and out, essentially. And then next time you get on the field,

you're up 14 more points and didn't do it. damn thing. That got you fired up halfway through the third, man. What a deal. Let's get into it. Let's start with our, as always, our buy or sell segment the first game. Chiefs at Bills, at Bills. This is Patrick Bohn's first game. First out of 15 playoff games playing away. Incredible. Bills coming off a big win against the Steelers or the Steelers had no business being in the playoffs. We love them. We love Mike Tomlin. We love T.J. Watt wasn't playing, but damn, the Bills really took care of business right there. When Stephen, remember saying that, It was hockey season in October.

It's no longer hockey season to him. All of a sudden he's waving the flight like it's no big deal. Like nothing ever happened. Bill's a favorite at minus three. We're not getting the points. We'll do that in the pump or dump segment. So I'm going to start with you, Mule. Who are we looking at and why?

Okay, so we know the weather is not going to be a factor in this game. Because in Kansas City, it's freaking cold. And in Buffalo is fucking colder. All right. So we understand that this is not going to be a factor in the game. But the factor will be playmakers. And the Chiefs, I don't think they have them. some guys step up.

Number four, I can not remember his name right now. Rookie. Number four, just number four. Rice. Just number four. Steped up, made some big plays for the chiefs. Kelse, I don't know what's going on with you. But they're going to need you if y'all want to win this game.

You dropping those boys? I'm not dropping those. But I don't know what's going on with Kelce. We know that's not like him. A Hall of Fame are coming once he retired. But them Buffalo bills, they got playmakers all over the field from receiver to the tight end to run it back. and also that quarterback, he is controlling the ball,

making sure that offense do the right thing, put him in the right situation. So with that being said, I am riding with the Buffalo Mafia Mills. Hands down. Let's get it. Mule. If this was like a Twilight Zone type of situation

and you were placed at the Kansas City Chiefs and Travis Kelsey was placed at the 49ers and then at the Tennessee Titans, would you have the same career Travis Kelsey's had? Oh, definitely. Better? I don't say better. I mean, I feel like, you have seven thousand yards seasons in a row.

Yeah, I feel like we're similar, you know what I'm saying? I average 800 yards every year with the team I played on. I'm not saying that my team wasn't good, just saying, you know, I 800 every year. Yeah, but that's 200 or less than a thousand. With Travis at times, you can just throw it up and you know he's going to. That's what they did to me with quadruple, triple, triple, double. He's taller than you though. But I'm black, so I jump higher, I'm faster.

You jump higher in traffic? definitely jump higher than something. I don't know. What's your vertical right now? I don't know about my vertical. Yeah, it's probably in the 20s, yeah? Somewhere in the 40s, yeah. 37 and 137.

308 or something. We're the 2.5.40 as well. You think you do better? I ran a foe foe in the 40. Your lower body is way thicker than Travis's. Right now? Your squad here. And I remember a rookie officer lineman,

Moss in your ass in summer camp, too. I get you that. You must not have the bunnies. I get you that. I understood the man. I thought the white guy couldn't jump, but, you know. But they made a movie about that. Yeah, they can jump.

We know that. We know they can jump. Gecko, who you got? I like his pick. I'm going bills minus two and a half. The bills, they've done nothing but see blood in the water since they started off 7-6. A lot like Delaney growing up. Busted in the beginning, glob later in life.

That is the Buffalo Bills. We're trusting in Josh Allen. You saw he doesn't give a shit about anything else once they win that game. It's hey, bring it up business next week. Bills on three. But we're going, bills, minus two and a half. I love this slot for the Bills. It's going to be like, oh, my homes, Josh Allen.

It's going to be magical. It's going to be another traditional game, historic. No, it's not. Bills might whoop that ass by double digits. Ooh. I spun there. I felt like I was talking too. I said the Chiefs.

I know. Are you going for the Chiefs? Give me the Bills. Ooh. Okay. I said to double check my sheet. This one scares me a little bit because it's Mahomes. It's the playoffs.

We've seen it so many times. The things that make me feel better, he's going away. This is the first time in January. He's trotting his ass on a plane, getting 30,000 feet in the air and landing down in Buffalo. And I think the bill is just have a better run game. You said the weather's not going to be a factor. There's a lot of snow going up before the game. I think that's going to be frigid.

And run game usually wins in the frigid. I think Josh Allen does that. What also scares me is that they're playing with like their eighth-string linebackers right now. I know. And that is nerve-wracking. But the receivers... Next roundup mentality. Give me the bills, baby.

Next game, Packers are playing the 49ers at the 49ers. The points in that game is minus 8. It was minus 10. That says a lot about who's been who in the Zoom. Maybe we're having a little recency bias with Jordan Love and how he went off. Youngest team in NFL history, all of a sudden winning games back and forth. Most spoiled franchise of all time when it comes getting first round talented,

possible Hall of Fame quarterbacks. But now they've got to face the best team in the NFL. I'm gonna go 49ers. I'm going 49ers. It makes me nervous. Brock Purdy coming off of a bye week. We got boys healthy, though. We got CMC.

We got Trent Williams back. We got Debo Samo. We got George Kittle. The only thing that's ringing in my head is George Kittle being miced up at the Super Bowl against the Kansas City Chiefs when they lost, saying to himself, I will be back here.

No one's around. I will be back here. I will be back here. Some other dude says that, lame as fuck. But George Kittle said it, cool as fuck. Because we know George, we know the work here.

Jay J.J. McCarthy. DJ McCarthy also did that. That's a good point. That's a good point. Maybe George Kittle should put his shoes down very intricately and then lay at the goalpost and do some meditations as well. He might already do that. He might already do that.

He about that action. But I'm going to do, I'm taking the Niners. I think this spread is a lot, which makes me a little bit nervous. But the Packers, I feel like the inexperience is going to catch up with them being as young as they are. They might drink the Kool-Aid a little too much, Gecko. It's an upset alert. Uh-oh. And yeah, you know, we have some friends of the show on the Niners.

Yeah, we see MC, Kittle. I hope you boys are watching. Fred Warner. Fred. Yep. I like the Packers. I like the Packers plus eight. I think that this will be a high-scoring game

because the Niners, they are fairly unstoppable on offense unless the Packers can deal a turnover. Jaira Alexander last week, stepping in front of that route, getting a pick, confidence in the playoffs. Let's not pretend that the Niners don't have some holes or haven't had holes in their defense all season long. The Packers, the way that they're, They're operating on offense, the way that Joe Love is playing, the way that they get creative in the run game,

Aaron Jones anytime touchdown, possibly. I like the Packers. I like Packers plus eight, and I know, I like, I know the Niners are my, the team of interest that I want to root for. Yeah. And I love that Kittle said that about getting the Super Bowl. I think that they truly believe that. But their own upset alert with the Packers. So you're taking the Packers.

I'm taking Packers plus eight. You hope you're wrong, though. Do I? I would hope so. Those are our guys. That's that kind of our other team. Those guys. I have all the teams we're not associated with, that's kind of our other team.

That is our team. But also that staff on the other end when that green is my staff. They help me get in the league. They help me stay in the league. They help bring me back in the league. Like this is a staff that I ride with. So really, will I be upset either way? No.

Yeah, hammered cock Lafleur. I like taking, yeah, I like taking Packers plus eight because I get to still bet on the Packers. And even if the Niners only win by six, seven, I can say, hell yeah. We cover. When win? Niners win. Niners win. But if the Packers upset them and win?

I might be taking Packers all the way to Vegas. I mean, if the Packers win, I would do. If the Packers win, you got to go to the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl. Jordan Love is nuts. It's nuts. It's dealing. If the Packers win, they just win. They're not going to win the Super Bowl, but I like what you're going to be. You know what?

Who's your pick? Hold on. Who's your pick? We can discuss that in a second. Okay, so I like everything both of y'all said, but I'm going to lean towards Will. I'm going to lean towards Will just because I feel like the. 49ers are going to win the game. But for this show's sake,

the Packers were covered to spread. So that's what I believe in because I just feel Matt LaFleur is not how to put the offense together. You saw what he did. He diced them boys up. He put in some good plays that got guys wide the fuck open. And I feel like they're going to do the same against the 49ers, even though they run

a similar style of scheme. So this is going to be like a man in the mirror. Whoever make the most plays is going to win this game. So I think the 49ers win the but I think the Packers covered a spread. So that for, I am going with the Packers plus eight. Now let's get back to the bullshit you said before.

If the Packers can beat the 49ers or one of the best teams in the NFL, best put together teams in the NFL, you don't think the Packers can win the Super Bowl? No, because I believe if they beat the 49ers, that's cool because the Ravens blew the fucking 49ers doors off. It was a sexual experience. Took their chicks, took their jackets that their chicks is making for other players and put them on. So I'm just saying they was disrespectful.

Nice reference. Yeah. It was very disrespectful. So at the end of the day, I just think they're going to come and knock on the wrong door. And then what are the, the ravens is going to swoop down? You know, that bird come down. And, you know, you get scared. No, now, here's what I, here's what you got to think about.

Packers beat the hell out of Dallas at Dallas, where they were undefeated and a completely different team. Score 30 points a game on the home. You're talking about Dak Prescott. Like, we know when he get to the playoffs, you know, he choking. One of those whole videos you got. Huh?

That sound. That's right. That's right. You know, he's a gobbler. He chokes. We know that. So that was, I should have went with the Packers, and I thought I tried to believe in Dak and the Dallas Cowboys,

and they let me down once again. So I'm just saying, anybody could have beat the Dallas Cowboys. I think it had more to do with the Packers than it did the Cowboys. No, I'm not. Matt LaFle, like I said, he put up a great scheme. They played very well. They play sound football. Again, it was against Dallas.

Yeah. I'm with you. At home. You are taking Packers plus eight, so I'm with you. All right. Okay. Another scary one for the number one seat. No.

Another scary one for the one seat. Texans, who just blew the fucking breaks off the Browns, are now going to Baltimore to the bank to play the number one seat of the AFC, the Baltimore Ravens. Ravens are favored right now at minus nine. Now, these four, These four games that we're going to talk about throughout the day. Three of these lines have moved before shooting the show.

The one line that has not moved is the Ravens and staying hard at minus nine. Something like the meal's gotten his pants right now. Okay, so. Meal, who you going with, brother? Hey, man, this is another good one. But let me start off with giving you some back data. Oh. Nine inch data.

So CJ and DeMarco Rines are their first year, first rookie quarterback, first rookie coach. to make it to the playoffs, man. Let's give a shout-off for that. You know, DeMarco Ryan's doing this thing, man, young coach out here showing that we need to hire more football players to be head coaches because we've seen that they're putting in work.

I know that they're playing the Ravens. Lamar and the high-power Ravens are explosive, number one team in the NFL. Everyone thinks they're going to the Super Bowl. Some may even say they may win the Super Bowl, right? Yes, people are saying that. Okay, they don't. But at the end of the day,

I feel like the Ravens will win this game, but the Texans will cover. And if they do win, hey, that's more for me, man. That's just more units to make for me to put in your pockets, all right? So I am going Texas plus nine. What y'all think about that? I'm going Ravens minus nine. Okay, good. I'm going Texans.

Thank you. I'm going Texans. They're spicy. They're spicy. They're spicy. They're spicy. They are spicy. C.J. Stroud set a record in the first half of most touchdowns thrown by a rookie quarterback in the playoffs.

The Texans are a legit-ass football team, and they are ripping around. You see them on defense, flying the ball. Even when they're one-on-one, they're not one-on-one. They're five-on-one, because guys are flowing. They're getting there, getting dudes to stop their feet, and who comes? The damn cavalry is coming. Now, what scares me about the Ravens. I know.

Nine's a lot of points, and I know they've been there before. And all I can go off of is my history. in my bias, 2019, they were the one seed, and they got upset by a six-seat Titans who had no business being in the playoffs. And what we... No, can't let you have that. What'd you mean?

You guys had business being in the playoffs. You guys went on a hell of a run. We had to win four of the last five just to make the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys were on a hell of a run. Hell of a run. You're right.

It wasn't like the Eagles where you went like, where you go like 10 and one and then lose the last time. True, but it's very similar to who. The Houston Texans, who were maybe going to be in the playoffs, maybe not going to be in the playoffs, had to keep winning games

and end up winning the division beat the Jacks. They have been playing an escalating good ball. Not saying the Ravens haven't. The Ravens have been playing good ball consistent all year. But that week, that week break makes me a little uncomfortable. It just makes me a little uncomfortable. It makes me a little time for Lamar. This is a legacy game for Lamar. Would you say it's make or break for Lamar right now? No. No? No. No. Front of the show? No. No. I just think like, what do you mean make or break? Like if he doesn't win this, he's like he's a choke artist, he can't, he's not a playoff quarterback. If he doesn't win this, if he doesn't win this, he doesn't win this, he's a

That narrative becomes talked about. That's for sure. Ken Lamar actually get it done as he's just a really good regular season quarterback. And that's what the people will say. Yeah. So there's a lot of pressure. You know how much pressure is on the Texans?

None. None. Zero. Yeah, they're playing with house money. Right now, was it, Domeko Ryan? That's his name? He's out there showing the film from 2019. You see these boys?

He's band of misfits in the two-tone blue? What'd they go do? Watch 77 here. Look at this block. Watch 22. Who's that? Ask your question. Who's that?

That's Derek fucking Henry right there. That's who that is. Watch 77 again just because I like the player and I really respect him. I don't know. All right, last game. Remember how you felt last year?

That's my speech for the Ravens. Wow. Man, they're going to get donkey if that's his speech. That's how to start. Remember how you felt last year? It's like, I remember. Bring it in here. Now go out there and play.

Flock on three. That's it. Bad memory before we play. Oh, my God. All right. Last game. Only eight team stand boys. Last game.

Buccaneers. Upsetting the team that was in the Super Bowl last year. It looked like dog shit, by the way he goes. It was very disappointing to watch. The Lions flying high right now. They're lions. They can't even fly. They're flying high like that.

Lions are favored at minus six in Detroit. It's loud. Mine six and a half. Slightly. Oh, sorry. Yep. You're right. You're right.

That's a good catch. That's a good catch. M&M. Slim shady. Bunny Rabbit is doing these. Didn't like it. We'll call it interesting. We'll call him interesting posts.

Didn't like it. But nonetheless, the man's getting on there with his awesome hat, his little peeky blinders type of hat, and he's shouting out the lion. Guy lives in a whole half the year and just makes smash tapes now. He just fucking goes out and gets boys. He blinks like he lives in a whole lot. The son doesn't do well for him. He's got very pale skin right now.

It seems like it's wintertime all the time for the guy. But he's coming out and that's kind of energy he's bringing. Kid Rock somewhere in his fake White House down the street of Nashville, Tennessee, going, God, I need these boys to win. All of a sudden, he's a fan. Yeah. So the lions are really cruising up. It's cool to be a Lions fan now.

Boys, where we go and get called? I'm going to start with you. The city of Detroit. You felt the explosion when they would score or have a play at the beginning of it. They're hosting another home game. Yes. And the way that people are kind of tearing up, fans are crying. When the Rams would score, it would be deafening silent.

Like, you can just tell that entire city is playing the Buccaneers. Bucks are going to Detroit. They had, they were terrible in the Red Zone last time. They couldn't score. I think it was like, what, 20 to 6 last time they played? 27 to 6. Detroit handled business. I know Baker he's playing well.

I love the story with the Buccaneers. They're kind of like the underdog of the whole thing. Nobody's believing in them, similar to the Texans. But I like the Lions, man, the momentum. The momentum going into this game, Detroit is on top of the world. I'm going with the Lions. Lions minus 6 and a half. I love that pick.

I love that pick. Go ahead, Miel. And don't change your answer. I changed your answer. I'm looking at it. I changed it, man. I changed it. I changed it.

I changed it, man. You changed it. I changed it, man. I changed it, man. I'll go for you. The meal is going to go buckingeers. He believes in Baker Mayfield and Detroit. No, no, no.

I'm going lines, me. I changed that whole. After I heard what he said, that just made sense to me. I just really thought that, you know, the bucks was going to come in there and knock them boys off the saddle, but the Greek line do have wings.

So I'm going to have to go with the lions. Oh! It's called the Griffin. Let's get a little recalling. What was it about geckos that made you want to go? They got the ass with. I forgot about that. They got whooped on the last time they was up there.

The boys got schmitz. Let's not, let's not. Buccaneers won the game, but the Eagles were a bad football. Yeah, yeah, bad football team. And that's why I went with the bucks, and I saw the drops that the Buccaneers was having. If they do that against the Lions, that shit is overweight. So I'm just going to go with the Lions.

And, uh... Hell of a year for the Bucks. Yeah, hell of a year. Good job, Baker. Good job, Baker. You started. Guys went farther than everybody thought. Yeah.

I like that. I'm going lines. It bugs me that you went bucks. I feel a little more comfortable when it's like, out of everybody. I know the AAA stat, AAA stat. Triple A stat is a good deal. Has it been a good deal?

I feel like the percentage has gone down a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see Jackie with the hand movement like this. The guy who did our data, he got another job or something. I know. Yeah. He said he couldn't continue doing this. No.

He quit us. Oh, he did quit us. Yeah, he did. He quit us. Yeah, he did. continue doing it. That's crazy, guys. Just want to stop working for free.

That's nuts, man. It was working for clicks. And he's like, I need checks. He got us to follow him, though. I started following him. Let me see what's going on out here. When you were buying in, he's like, I can't keep doing this. Oh, yeah, he's putting up a heartball with us.

Never thought wants to pay him. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to hit our parlay segment. There was a winner last week doing the twisted parlay, and we'll get to that right these messages. Welcome back to slips and picks. We're going to talk our Bet the Boys Index Parlay and our ETFFs sponsored by, and we still got to give a big round of applause for this.

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Oh. It's a light, which means probably the same thing I just said. regardless, they're delicious. And I didn't want to do this. But the meal begged at the commercial break. Please, God, please God, let me just chug one more. You saw how great if a show it was the last time. You know the people loved it.

I would never let them down. I am the twisted gesture. Chet, you told me, you told me that was my nickname, and I love it. And so for that, I'm going to concede. I'm going to let them have it. Can you please pass that down to the meal real quick? No, you got it. You got it.

You got it. You got it. You're the gesture. You're the gesture. Fuck it. Twisted Prince. Twisted Prince. We both do it.

Let's check. Let's go ahead, Mule. I'm a twisted prince. I can't be seen. I'm royalty. I can't be seen like that. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge.

Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. I got Gout. I got Gout. He do. God, damn. But he going to do it.

Do you regret making it? Yeah, I do regret making him do it. Drop the comments. My God. All right, meal, go ahead. Cheers, brother. One, two, three. Three.

Three. That boy, this is a peck. You better hear of a guzzle. You better have a guzzle. You still got something in there? I was thinking for a second. Hey, he was cheating, but he bust his shit all the way open. I needed an airflow, too.

Oh, damn, that is a... That's a trick, man. It's like the boo. We have chugs so many drinks together. Huh? Let's get into the Bet the Boys Index, probably a sponsor by Twisting Tea, baby. Twisted Prince, Twisted Prince, Twisted Gesture.

We are here to serve you on our kingdom. him. First one, low-hanging fruit boys. He's back after a nice little break, got the Enki right, got the obliques right. He's out there doing his Pilates. He's doing his yoga. I am taking CMC anytime touchdown. That is the lock of the week. That is the lock of the week. That is the lock of the week. These boys want to win a Super Bowl. Put it in the white boy's hands. That's what you got to do here. Gekko, who are you going with? I like Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown. Yeah. Getting in the end zone with his feet. Oh, no celebration. Oh. If he scores early Any kind of touchdown, this isn't just Oh, yeah, okay This is on the ground Lamar Jackson any time

touchdown, I like that I was gonna do I was gonna Oh, fuck Yo, my fucking ankle almost got caught My God I mean, we're chuckling right now

But yeah, but there is a home enough Hang on a second, I can't get this foot out of you He goes, we're chuckling right now, but Not laughing at all. Truly in a blender. I was going to go Aaron Jones anytime touchdown, but I don't want us just to focus on a couple games. I want to watch them all.

I want Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown. I believe in it. I'd like to see the mule switches pick to Aaron Jones anytime touchdown. No. Why? Because I feel like if you put that together, we're just living. I just feel Sam Leporter is the reason why the lines are pretty well off in the situation at the end,

and I think he's going to get over that 5.5 receptions. I don't know what the receptions are. I'm just guessing, but I'm assuming that's what it is because last week it was five and a half, so I'm assuming they may be five and a half. Did he hit it last week? Yeah, he hit it last week. Of course he did.

It's Sam La Porter, let's be real. The man came back with a sprained knee, okay, and still getting open. You can spray a knee? He's sprained. That's what they said. They said they spraying something, and then MCL, ACL, I don't know, with the top.

I'm not a fucking doctor. Yeah. Yeah. That bone bruise is no joke. Yeah. And he went out there and still played a hell of a game with a knee brace and everything. Oh, he's a war daddy. And, you know, I mentored him at the combine.

So, Sam, I mean, hey guys, hey guys, hey guys. Having one conversation is not a mentorship. Huh? That's a nice conversation between a guy that used to be and a guy's going to be. I was going to go and tack the ball, how to get open, how to cheat without getting caught. And it's working. So I'm going, Sam. It was definitely a situation where he walked off and you had to leave somebody and go, hey, who was that again?

You got me fucked up. They all knew who I was. No, no, no, no. I'm saying you about him. Oh, you said, I was like, who that? Oh, but they might have said that too. Oh, no, I definitely was like, hey, what's his name? But no, I had a paper.

I'm lying. I had a paper with all their faces, so I do how to talk to everybody. You're going to combine this year? I'm going to combine this year, too. You think Sam might have been like, this old guy kept talking about releases. He was trying to. Yeah, out there doing, like, Jordan Reed with me at Tide in you trying to show, like, different routes and stuff like that. Or he goes up to his boy, hey, why'd you leave me?

I got stuck with that guy. What the fuck is that guy? He goes up to him? Thanks a lot, man. You're crazy. That old black guy was yelling at me, man. You know, I'll be out there talking shit. You're the mule.

Yeah, I'm the mule. So, Sam Leporter, over receptions, get that locked in, I promise y'all. I love that. Let's talk about the winner. Because when you hit these parlays with the boys, you put that bet slip in, you screenshot it, and you put it on Twitter, and then you tag, blessing with the boys. You were entered it a chance.

win, not only the bet you place, but also a $300 winner as well. And that winner is Michael McIntyre. Oh, Mike. Congratulations, Michael McIntyre. That's 75, Big Mac. Good job, Big Mac. Good job. Big God. But you can't do that. But you can't do that. All right, let's get into the next Parlay 7. That's going to be E-T-FF's. Easy Team Favorite Fund. We're taking the teams that are favored by the most. And we're going to say we're going to put this in a parlay, make the odds a little bit better for us and make a little money on top of it. I'll go first. Very simple. It's going to go along with my Bet the Boys Index Parlay, and that is the 49ers.

I switch that one. Gecko. What are you going to go? I switch mines. Why you got it more cut off on my shoes? Because I'm a gangster. What was yours before? We ain't going to talk about it.

Yours is the Ravens Money Line before? I like the Lions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you on that. Lions' Money Line, right? I love the Lions. This is the crazy part. You want to switch your Rudy?

The what? You're rooting sheet? No, this is like, I love the lines, just this pick. Gotcha. I love them to cover. I love them to do it. So you're not picking money line? Yeah, money line.

Okay, there you go. Can I tell you something? Yeah. That twist the tea. It's been like 90 seconds. I told you. I'm like, I'm not only listening to him, I'm feeling everything he says. I told you.

I'm like, I'm like, bro. I'm like, I'm not too. I know. I haven't eaten today. That shit hits you fast as fuck. Bet you won't do another one. I will. No.

You want. You are you a pussy? No, I won't. I am a pussy. Oh, man. If you would have done it, I would have did it on God. You just said you would have done it before you've been asked him if you would do it. Yeah, I know then I changed my mind.

Let's get one more. You know how when the person get pulled over, you be like, have you been drinking? No. Then they'd be like, I can smell it. Well, I had two. You know, it's like that. You know what? You should just tell them a tan sanitizer.

I usually be like, I got COVID. Oh. Oh, you guys? Yeah, back back up. Back up, I got COVID. Big pandemic, take it over the world. But you're using it too many advantage. You don't like it.

Let the snout come out, you know, I can't feel it. Just sneeze on them, don't even cover your mouth. COVID. Don't smell it. I can't smell it. I'm going bills, money line. Why did you switch Ravens to bills? Man, you know, because when I got on the sheet, these dudes usually don't fill out the sheets.

I'm usually the first one to get hit the sheets. I get on the sheets. Both of them got the best teams already. So then I chose the Ravens. Made a mistake. I'm going to go with the bills. Because the spread is a little better for the bills to win that game. Money line.

So what you're saying is... The spread is better with the Ravens to win the game, but for money purposes, the bills. Yeah. Okay. So you're saying the Ravens are you going to win this game? I'm sorry. No, you're saying that the bills are going to win. Yeah.

So you don't believe the Ravens' money line's going to hit. No, I just don't know what the Texans. The Texans scare me with... So take the Texans. Yeah. Go, Texans the money line. Take Texan money line. The F is the favor, so I'm going to take the bills.

By our cell. Go, yeah. Y'all don't know the fuck y'all talking about. Buy our cell segment, you took the Texans plus nine. Yeah. We are saying now, since you are going away from Ravens running. No, fuck that. I'll say they're going to cover the spread.

I didn't say they was going to win the game. Watch it win now. You basically just lock them up for a dub. We almost got it, man. All right. Did you take your pet? Yeah, you take the lines. I fell in love with that immediately through your eyes.

And you're good? I'm good. All right. All right, let's take a break, dude. When we come back, we're going to hit the pump or dump segment. You're all right about the... You're not done yet? The picking.

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Let us know how you feel in the comments about that. Now let's get into the pump or dump segment. Now I'm going to give these boys the four games we've already talked about. This is only four games left. I'm going to give them the total points, and they're going to say pump, taking the over or dump, taking the under. Boys, but if you forgot, this is a show kind of like stocks, and that's what we're going to do here. Okay, first game is Chiefs at Bills. We already know that the bills are favored, but the total points in that game is 45 and a half.

So with that being said, Mule, you pump it or dumping? I'm going to pump this game. I feel like this is going to be a high-scoring game. We got the Chiefs, Patrick Magic. We know he can put points on the board. Just need them guys to catch the ball to do that. bills we know they got a high power office at the fire in that officer coordinator so these dudes is putting points on the board left and right so i have to pump this game nice i like that

gecko go got it i'll be pumping this game i really believe that i'm looking at the chiefs and the bills and i know chiefs haven't scored in many points as years prior but i feel like we're going to run to ourselves a situation that we saw a few years ago in the afc championship whereas who has the ball last. Whoever has the ball last to win, we might even be looking at overtime in this game. It's going to be a tight, tight race. With that, I can see this going well over 45 and a half point, so I'm going to pump it. The next game, Packers at Niners. This game was 49.5 and now it is 50 and a half. So the odds, the odds makers, the betters are all saying over, over, over. These guys are getting squirley and they're bumping the numbers up. Mule, where are you going?

I see, I know all of them dudes is pumping it up. It's because you got Shanahan and Matt LaFey, You know they offense is high power. Same tree. Huh? Same tree. Same tree. You know these guys like to put points on the board. You know they come up with different schemes to put points on the board to get the playmakers, the balls in their hands.

So with that, I am pumping this game. Pump. I like a pump here. I like 49ers offense. I like the Packers offense. You're right from the same tree. Let's get high. Let's get hot and the Packers will be able to thaw out a little bit being in San Francisco.

The weather is going to be nice. That ball is going to be slinging everywhere. They're going to be slinging that thing all over the yard. Texas at Texans at Ravens total points was 45 and a half and now it has gone down to 43 and a half makes me a lot more comfortable about my pick I'll go first on this one I'm expecting a pump all the way I'm expecting a pump all the way in this game I think Lamar Kobe Brian eyes the whole thing that's really exciting I think CJ Stroud and his offense along with Nico Collins bummer tank bells out that's a big bummer because they had that one two punch right there

but they were efficient in running the ball on the perimeter against the browns and they did a great job of that. I know the Ravens have a really good defense, but when you're able to do the pin pull technique with the tackles and the Titans, we used to call that trailer, tractor, taxi, Uber, those types of things. You get a guy out in space like Laramie Tunso who can move really well, has great feet, leaves you a big opportunity to gain those efficient type of run play,

which is four yards or more. And with that, I think they'll be able to keep the ball, you know, get those safeties to come up a little bit, and then finally take it over at the top in that type of situation, which gives me a pump with 43 and a half points. Man, I like everything you said. That shit was beautiful. Thanks, brother.

It was fucking beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. The shit really just hit me. I daydream for a little bit, but I'm back. Really liked what you said. Didn't hear any of it, but I'm back. I played earlier this season.

Okay. 25 to 9. Where did Collins go again in college? University of Michigan. Hey, baby. He's been fucking balling. The dude said he took up yoga this last off season, and he just put them in his peace and mine,

and now we see it on the field. I am pumping this game because I feel like he is going to have a game against these boys. We need them to. We really need them to. CJ need you to. And if y'all didn't know,

CJ is from the Pied town. Pomona, baby. Is he really? Represent. Yes, indeed. So, you know, get this done. I'm going to pump it because I feel like he's going to throw them,

he's going to be putting points on the board. I think he's a blue or red guy. I think he's a blood. Oh, really? Yeah, I think his father was a blood. Is it a neighborhood he was in? Oh, yeah, sorry, his father. Yeah, I think his father.

Yeah, yeah. Not a shot, just a... No, not a shot. His dad is a good parent. He's a care of his kid. Make sure his kid went to a great school. He didn't go to Pomona High. Actually moved him out of Pomona so he can go to a better high school.

So, I mean, with that being said, you know, his family is great. But again, I think he was on the red side. Yeah, that makes you mad. No, no, no. It would have made you mad. He would have made you mad. He represented. Yeah, yeah.

He represented the city now. Yeah, yeah, that's all that matters. He mad. No, no, go ahead. Go ahead, Gekko, who you got, pump or dump? I already know what he's thinking. I know that he's so well, I know what he's thinking. What?

I know you want to pump this game, but you just saw the Mule and I pump, and it makes you want to say, don't. Of course. Of course. Was that spot on? He don't like to be home. He don't like them triple A's.

No, it's not about the AAAs. It's if you're 7 and 4, which is a hell of a stat to have after the wild card weekend, but your two buddies were 10 and 2, you've got to shake it up a little bit by having a couple of, hey, I got to swing a bigger stick in the situation. Not necessarily.

What makes you say dumb? Because if we're- Ravons score a lot of points, Texas score a lot of points. If we're aligned on the majority of games and there's like a couple that are different, and that's like, to me, that would be enough to swing it.

Yeah, there are several that were kind of different on. I like what you're saying. That's the odds. I just like, with it going down and seeing that the Ravens beat him 25 to 9 in the first game, like that's not going to happen again though you never know you're right but that was CJ plan what CJ plan yeah yeah he was I think he was I don't think he was oh first game of

the season oh first game of the season yeah he wasn't ready that's the one the Texas were pronounced dead yeah yeah um bucks at lions total points 48 and a half that line has not moved at all gecko where you going brother I like dump I think the lion's defense shows up I think the buck struggle offensively their season slowly comes to an end. And the second half we're kind of talking, hey, they've kind of had a hell of a year, all the changes and that Baker.

He should be, you know, he should be proud about this. Like Mike Evans, the Bucks didn't sign him, extend him, what he's going to do for agency, they're going to be making a lot of changes. And is this head coach? Is he still going to be the head coach going in the next year because it could be that bad?

Wow. Well, you're crazy. The head coach is going to be the head coach going into that. But all I'm saying... What's his name? The black guy. No, I know. I'm laughing because I mainly do you as well.

You see that clip? Yeah, what is his name again? Todd Bowles. Yeah, Todd Bowles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he in Illinois? Defensive Mind. Yeah.

Lubby Smith was out there. Oh, wow. Hey, to white people, black people all look alike. It's okay. But also, how similar do we look like to you? No. Oh. I get him with that one.

But what I was saying is before they made it this far like Bulls has been on the hot seat. Oh, yeah, you definitely, that is so true. With my pick... Go ahead, man, what's your pick? My fault. Bad host. What do you want?

What are you going to do? With my pick, you know, I'm going to dump this game. I just don't think the Buccaneers can score points. Even though with the game against the Eagles, they could have went over, but they didn't. They thank you. Thankfully, they didn't go over, and I don't think they're going to go over 48 and a half points. With the lines, though, that scares me, because the lines. Lions could do that if the game gets out of hand,

but I don't think it's going to get out of hand. I think it's going to be close. So I'm going to dump this game. This is the only one I really was really worried about, so we'll see what happens. This is the one you're worried about. Yeah. That's the only game I've been worried about.

What are you doing? You see that right there? Question mark. That's the only game I'm worried about. I know. I'll dump. Thank you. All dumb.

That's a nervous little pick I got there. apparently. I'm going to dump this game. Why? I don't know, but I'm going to dump it. Yeah. I like the idea of the lines showing up. I like the thought process of Baker Mayfield having the yips. Good, one week, bad one week, kind of the consistent theme right there, a little more of a roller coaster with Baker. I'm going to dump this game. I'm going to dump it. We all good? You guys feel good about it? I like the picks. I feel good. I think this is great. Boys, there is no underdog segment or Monday night football or Thursday and football because maybe it's the playoffs is the division finals so division finals it's the divisionals week so that's the end of the show enjoy it you have your time comment like subscribe

tell your friends we're enjoying doing this for you we hope you enjoy it just as much as we love doing it big hugs tiny kisses I'm your host jet savage welcome back to the playoff penny slips parleyes we are here champion or divisional round weekend not championship weekend I'm already thinking about next week because I've already seen who has won this week and this week. We will be picking our own parleyes. There's no team parley. No team parlay. And then we'll also, I have a player pro parlay as well that I just now remember that I have.

I love that. I can kick it off. Yeah, go ahead. The Texans Ravens game, I am picking the Texans to cover plus nine. Packers 49ers, I'm choosing the Niners, minus nine. Bucks Lions, I think the Bucks are going to upset the lions. We're going bucks plus six and a half. And Chiefs Bills, we're rocking Buffalo minus three.

Okay, all right. I like these picks. Mine, you know, there's only four games this weekend, so these parlayers are going to get a little close. But for my parlay, I will be going Houston Texans. plus nine and a half. I'll be taking the San Francisco 49ers minus nine and a half. I'll be taking the Detroit Lions minus six and a half.

And then I'll be taking the Buffalo Villas minus two and a half. So a little bit of a separation on the Lions Bucks game. But if it was the same, this wouldn't even be fun. And this is usually how parleyes go. Y'all know how it is. You lose one leg. And that game will probably be the leg that decides who brings home this cash. So what JP's saying is take both parlayes, but just switch out the bucks and the lions.

And it's guaranteed. Guaranteed free money. The last one that I had prepared because I messed up the instructions, I had Lamar Jackson plus one and a half passing touchdowns, Aaron Jones, anytime touchdown, and Baker Mayfield over one and a half. That's plus 821 odds for a divisional weekend. We're about to stack the bread for next for championship. weekend so that for the Super Bowl we go all in on the kickoff.

I love it. All right, we'll set it up with the last thing. We have our Rock'em-Socom and pick them. As y'all know, it's been undefeated except for like four times. And this week, we're rocking with the closest game on the board, and that game is the Chiefs versus the Bills. Now, y'all saw how we picked this game, but let's watch how Destiny picks this game. Good luck.

Bill's Chiefs, naturally. One punchman. Oh my gosh. Bill's Mafia. Yeah, I mean, dude, that's literally throw every single cent you've ever collected in your bank account on the bills minus two and a half. Yeah, there's no way it doesn't win as you, we are, you just watched the game. It's a shootout. All right.

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