Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Taylor Lewan RIDES 49ers Christian McCaffrey & Delanie Walker BACK On Top Hitting 77% NFL Bets

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

The Boys are BACK for week 17 of Slips & Picks and The Mule (Delanie Walker) reclaimed the top spot on the panel. The boy went 10-3 hitting 77% of his bets. William Gekko (Will Compton) produced a solid 8-5 record. The firms interns combined for an 8-10 record filling in for Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan). The end of the regular season is near and the push for the postseason is on. Here are the season records after 16 weeks: Chet Savage: 112-115-1 (49.1%) William Gekko: 115-93-1 (55.0%) The Mule: 126-94 (57.3%) This Week’s card again includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: Will the Denver Broncos get an offensive spark against the Los Angeles Chargers after benching Russell Wilson? Can Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens slow down the Miami Dolphins? Will Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys bounce back against Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions? Can the Green Bay Packers handle business against the Minnesota Vikings in an NFC North showdown? Will Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers clinch the NFC South against the New Orleans Saints? And, can the Joe Flacco led Cleveland Browns continue to surge against the New York Jets? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Unfortunately for us, the interns, we had a combined 8 and 11 on the week. The Gecko was positive, though, 8 and 5. And the mule back to his normal routine with 10 and 3. So some positives to look at. Hopefully you guys continue the streak this week. And chat doesn't bring you down. Good luck. All right, welcome back, boys.

Once again, the gecko. just slowly creeping his way up top. I feel like these last two weeks is really going to cement who's who in the zoo in that top spot between you and the mule. How do you feel, Gekko? I feel great. I feel like I've been stringing together some good weeks. Mule, I know he's back on top. He's ready to do. He's ready

to brag. He's ready to flex. I'm sure he bought himself a new watch. Like, who knows. But it was a good week. It was a great week all around. We had the, hey, next man up mentality. We had the interns. Jackie Boy, he went six and five. JP Unfortunately went two and six. He won't be seen on this episode.

but it's great to be on top. I love it. The meal, yes. After a few sliding weeks, we're hitting 10 and 3 right now after this one, brother. How do we feel? First place, baby.

I feel like I'm in first place. Like, I've always been this whole show. You know, it's just how I do it. And I'm doing it for you guys out there. My clients, I know y'all jump shift and jump the board with the mule. And I'm going to get them units for you guys.

I get it. We are unit. We're a unit together, but I stack the units. And if you get on board, you understand what's going on. I see you guys at the top. Hey, that was a nice little deal.

Let me ask you this, brother. Have we stopped buying girls' bags? Have we learned from our past mistakes? Are we back on that train? I'm not on that right now. You know, units are still trying to get there. We're taking trips now. He's trying to go to London.

You understand? First class flights. Hey, if you see this, hit me up. I got the tickets. I got the tickets. All right, let's get to the buy or sell segment. That is the first game on this slate is going to be the Lions, and they are at the Cowboys.

Cowboys right now are favored at minus six. And the total on that game is 53 and a half points. Cowboys still in the big fight for the NFC East. The Lions last week, taking care of business and ended up being the top of the NFC North for the first time since Bill Clinton wasn't his first year being a president. What a time for the Lions. What a time, maybe.

The music, not Music City, what is it? What's their, Motor City. The Motor City's ripping. Motor City, baby. Motor. Yeah, trucks. Let's start with you. Mule, what are you thinking?

Man, this, like you said, this is going to be a good game. The Lions finally clinch, man, and I'm excited to see them boys clench. Going against them Cowboys, what Cowboys will we see? Are they like the Dolphins? When they play a good team,

they usually fold under pressure, and this is a good team. And them Lions, them boys is doing what they're doing over there. They're putting points on the board. They're getting it in. But I'm going to give you a few little stats about these boys, man.

Dallas Cowboys at home against the spread is six and one. Detroit, away, is six and two, and that don't tell you anything. So, I'm going with the Lions. You're going with the Lions just like, and nothing. Data tells me nothing about the Lions because they close the division, Cowboys are playing a good football team. I just, the Cowboys are like the Miami Dolphins.

If they play a good team, they usually foe, and this is a good team. But at home, they are undefeated. And the Lions have been up and down as well against the Super Bowl. They're six and one. Yeah, but undefeated, just like playing ball at all. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They also go from one of the worst rushing defenses to one of the best rushing defenses at home as well. We'll see. And their points per game are like seven points more. I'm not going nowhere. I was trying to sway you because I'm also taking the Lions. The Lions, here's some data. Now, this game does scare me.

I think the Cowboys win, but I think the Lions cover. The Cowboys struggle against the run and running the football. The Lions have been putting on a master class with Jemir Gibbs at running back. They're feeding him the ball. They run the ball well. They're stopping the run. Their top three in the league in the last in the last three weeks, I believe,

or top five, don't stat check me on that one against the run. And also here's a stat for you. Jack, here's a stat for you. The Lions, when they're starting O-Line is healthy and playing together. They've been healthy together six times this year. Guess what their record is? Six and O. The O line is healthy, and they are together.

However, I think they drop this game, but they cover. I'm going Lions plus six. Where are you going to? Chet. All great stats. Gotta give a shout out to the hogs too, dude. Anytime they're all working in you this and you got to feel good about it. 2014, Rock City. I was sitting in the green room.

The 10th overall pick came up, and I prayed to the heavens, the football gods that the Detroit lines would not take me. Trade. Please, God, don't let me go to Detroit. Let me fall farther in this draft, so I just don't have to go to Detroit. Now Detroit is becoming a place that people want to be. They want to go into it. People talk shit about Flint. They talk shit about Detroit.

Oh, it's a vacant city. This place is now starting to get. Water sucks. Water sucks. Gator Raids better. The whole thing. And now slowly but surely the city is getting better and better and it's on the backbone of this team. The Detroit Lions don't want to win this game. They need to win this game, not just for them, but for the damn city itself. I'm thinking the Lions plus six. But I'm taking the lines as well, which gives us a what, Jack? That gives us a AAA stat. Triple A, baby. Glad your heads in the game right now, baby. I'm glad your heads in the game. Triple A, triple A, triple A. Get wrecked, Taylor. over. We're going to go to an

AFC matchup. We're going Dolphins. They're at the Ravens. Ravens are favored at minus three and a half. Big win last week against the 49ers, brought pretty through four picks. And the points in that game is 47.5 points. Get them. So, big headline coming out of last week from the Ravens and Niners, Kyle Hamilton. He had two

interceptions. He has entered the portal. He does not want to be on the all white squad. He came out and said he is not even white. He said, how did I make that squad? I'm not even white. He is Asian. Where did you get that? Listen, all I needed for that roster is a light skin

and he happened to go to Notre Dame and played perfectly. Okay. And you know, you know the way he was getting, the way he was getting video, you know the boys were on him all week ago. He was old of. Oh, they was old of him.

He was like, we got to be this clear. I am not white. Not white. But I was going to go dolphins. However, I thought about this game more. And every time the dolphins have played a physical football team, they've lost. The Ravens are as physical as anybody

They are the number one defense in the league for good reason. When you look at the dolphins early in the year, they play the Patriots. They ended up winning 2417, but it came down to the last drive. This was early in the year in week two when the Patriots had the type of identity for defense. They go at Buffalo. This is before all the injuries happen at Buffalo. Buffalo hit them in the mouth. Whopped them 48 to 20.

They go at Philadelphia, another physical team on defense. Not the Ravens, the Eagles you can throw on them. The back end is a little diluted. Not the Ravens. Again, Eagles beat him 3117. Chiefs at Kansas City. Kansas City hit him in the mouth. Or not at Kansas City, they're in Germany.

But Kansas City hit him in the mouth. Beat him 21 to 14. I'm going with the Ravens, minus three and a half. They are the best team in football right now. Lamar Jackson is the MVP, even though it is the most watered down MVP class. Probably in the history of the league. I'm taking Ravens minus three and a half. What about CMC?

Water down? I think so. Think about it. I mean, I'll give you that. I mean, think about it. Like, Mahomes, like, there's no quarterback who's thrown for $4,000 yet. True. Over, like, 40 touchdowns.

We don't have any of those. We don't have that happening right now. We're talking about Trent Williams, Christian. I mean, Christian is a beast, but Christian McCaffrey, all these different cats, like, in the MVP race. Like, usually there's, like, three quarterbacks who's just knocking it out of the park and we're arguing about, you know. Lamar got it now. Lamar does have it.

He's a monster, but I'm just saying, now people. now people are even trying to argue about Baker Mayfield. No. No. Cut it out. I didn't see anything about Trent Williams. Trent Williams is in the race? No, not in the race, but people bring it up.

Like, hey, if we're looking at most valuable player, like, maybe we look at Trent Williams. Not that. Not at that. We're trying to look at that. We're trying to look at that. He's trying to look at that week. He got a little anchie, didn't he? A little enki.

You talking about Trent? Yeah. A little growing. Oh, is it a growing piece? A little. What do you think? What's you trying to say? I'm just saying, you don't come out the game.

if you, if you're that dog. Oh, you're saying, you're saying some puscius creeped up on him. Huh? You're saying some Poseidus creeped up on him. I'm just saying that score started getting high. You know how you ought to hire you. I said he didn't want to be a basketball. Hey, but just on the MVP thing, I'm just saying we're trying to find other people

outside of the quarterback position for like, I feel like stronger than never this year. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that. I want CMC to take that thing. He nod down after they got blown out. He's still 117 yards in a touchdown. Yeah, but Lamar?

Lamar, though, he's nasty, bro. They don't give it to Lamar again, I guarantee. When we're looking at guys like MJ and LeBron and Patrick G. Holmes, not this year, but in the past years, we just get so used to them being awesome all the time that we become numb to it. And I feel like that's what's happening with me, especially with Lamar. Like, he's just always doing dope shit. To the point, it's like, okay, I expect that.

Like, who else is out there that's doing dope shit, too? You see a salty white guy running the rock and in all those touchdowns. You think to yourself, man, we got one. But it's going to be him. or McCaffrey. Because now Brock took himself out the pitcher. He is not in there no more. So it's McCaffrey and Lamar, I promise you.

It's either those two, and it's going to tell from these last two games who are going to tell you. Let me ask you this. Dolphins or Ravens. Good question. Yeah. And, you know, I'm going to say it again. The dolphins are the Dallas Cowboys where they play a good team. They just shit the bed.

They can't beat a good team. For some reason, it's like a bully, right? And in Baltimore, they're bullies. Miami felt like they're bullies, but in Baltimore, they're like, we bully bullies. So they're going to come in there and they're going to just be, bing, bop, boom. You know what I mean? Put it on their cheeks. So I'm going, Ravens, smack the dolphins, man.

That's just what it is. Dolphins beat the Cowboys last week. Yeah, they beat a good football team. A month ago. It was like Spider-Man. Miami and the Cowboys are like Spider-Man. They pointing at each other. It's all the same.

That game, of course, what if it was going to win that game. Someone had to win. Someone had to win it. Their demons are. has become top tens as Jalen Ramsey's come back. Their defense has gotten better. Tuas slinging the rock, which, by the way, might be an MVP candidate as well. Who?

Stop. Stop. I mean. 200 yards. Huh? 4200 yards. Okay, so he's somebody's got to pull 1,000. And what?

45 seconds ago? If they beat the Ravens this weekend, Tua will be, start to enter the chat again. He will. He's in the chat. He'll just start, he'll rename the chat. After this weekend, people are like, it's Lamars. Like, this is permanently Lamar's. But what we've noticed in the NFL season is every week it's a new somebody.

Every week we're like, oh, this guy's now. Oh, this guy's great. Look, Sharp, I've never said that. Sharp said it the best. Tua wouldn't be Tua without the receivers he have. Yes, he has the yards because his receivers break for 40 yards every time they touch the ball. What do you expect? We had this conversation.

He is just a manager. Listen, where's this done with the manager, game changer? He's a manager. Bro, you're not throwing for 4,200 yards as a manager. If I was on the Miami Dauphus, I can do it. No, you can't. You're crazy. I'm slanging it to my best receivers.

Give him a screen. He takes it for 80 yards. Come on. He just got all those stats. Okay, what about the deep balls? You ain't doing that. You're not throwing a deep ball. You're not breaking down coverages.

Yeah, if you got Tyreek here, just throwing up. It ain't even in the right spot. Tyrico gets it. Something else. Come on, bro. Y'all know this, man. This man just throws the ball with his eyes closed. So you think Lamar still doing Lamar's shit without Zayflower?

Definitely. He was doing it without that. He never had receivers before like that. He never had receivers before. He always been this dude. He's going to run the ball. He's going to throw it when he can throw it because they break open, they do the scramble jail,

and he just toss it over there. We all see it. Everyone knows it. What's your deal to him? Nothing. I like them. You just talked to a lot like that and you don't have a deal with him?

No, I don't like it. I mean, I like them. DM your girl or something? No, come on. Game manager. Can't handle that. You call it to a game manager. My man.

40, 200 yards, like 20-something touchdowns. How many touchdowns he got? Okay, what happened when Tyreek got out against the Titans? Shmacked. Yeah, but the next week they were without Tyreek and hung, Waddle went off, and you got Wado went off. We were literally talking about that. I know Wado went off.

He needs a receiver to- Every quarterback needs a receiver. Just like you said, they drafted, they, out of Waddle away. What school out of Waddle went to? I don't know. Alabama. They went to go get them.

They said, oh, we got a. For him to be great, we got to put a gang of receivers for him to be great. They looked at Alabama and see who he had, so then they start adding pieces. For every team to be great, you need good players at every position. And for a quarterback, it definitely helps with the guys catching the ball. Hats off to the GM for not just thinking, okay, we got a good quarterback. I think we're good. Yeah.

What's putting other pieces on the roster. What happened to the first year? What happened to first year? The only coach has done that is Bill Belichick. Found himself a sixth-round white guy and goes, you know, That is nuts. What are you talking about two is rookie or down? Let's move on.

Let's move on. I'm going ravens, I'm going ravens as well. Which makes it a what, Jack? Yeah, I'm excited, Jack. Love your enthusiasm. Huh? You didn't watch last week, did you? No.

Yeah, AAA, triple A. Get wrecked, Taylor. What does that have to do with anything? It's okay. Just watch last week. Because you put AAA stand. up when you guys roll up? It's okay.

Let's move on. You feel a little mouthy. All right, Bengals are at the Chiefs. Chiefs, I'm having a tough time right now. They're favorite at minus seven. Total points is 44.5. Gecko. Great spot for the Bengals.

He's got done getting their ass whipped. The Chiefs are not a Super Bowl contender this year. No. They're just not. They're a playoff team. They might win a game or two. But they're not a Super Bowl contender this year. They're not going to Bay.

What? I just feel like the minute you say that, the world starts to think that is when the opposite happens. The world should think that because it's true. What needs to happen here is a couple things. Chiefs are going to win this game, and I believe they cover against the Bengals. But also the gambling guys, I feel like the Bengals are in a good spot. Browning, he was playing his ass off, gets checked, chin check last week, three interceptions. He might get back on track.

But the Chiefs usually respond. when they're pissed off. Mahomes usually responds when he's pissed off. He's yon at the boys on the sideline. Kelsey's dropping a couple balls. We can blame. We can blame Taylor Swift. At the end of the day,

Travis sees to get back to them hotel tugs the night before a game. Stop swapping photos with your girlfriend. Start getting back to what you know is best, what made you great. And that's being on the chase, being on the hunt at all time, tugging it in the hotel room,

maybe tugging it before the game the next morning. You know what that's like the lady? I do know what that's like, too. But the Chiefs will get back to the baseball. And I think they cover against the Bengals at Kansas City. Again, I think the Chiefs pissed off. They showed you whenever they got whooped or they got handled by the Broncos. They go to Germany and beat the shit out of the Dolphins.

Come out swinging in their first 15. But I got the Chiefs. And also, maybe throwing a little prop bet for you, Chiefs opening drive touchdown. Oh, wow. Chiefs are, every time they've lost this year, they're undefeated against the spread. I'm going Chiefs. That's a great stat. That's a great stat.

You like that stat? What's that? Pacheco gonna play this week, you think? I don't call him. He's on your team. I should call him. That's one of my guys. I'll talk to you later. Side note real quick. Pre-game hotel tug. Is that not tier one?

A night before? That's a tier one. Don't want a nice Zinski? I usually do it. Get out of that day, make a mess of the hotel room. You do it in the afternoon? Oh, yeah. You've tugged in the absence of bath?

It's clean, yeah. It's salty. What if it gets in your peep? That's fine. Oh, yeah. And it gets that thing nice and relaxed. You don't want it relaxed, Tom. I do want to relax.

That's called the ED. After you bus, you dice and relaxed. Then it's everywhere. It's floating. And so it's a bag. You said it's floating. Then there's a question we have to ask you. Are you talking to Epsonsol bath in the metal tubs?

No. Man, come on. I don't know. What metal tubs is at the hotel? I didn't know. I didn't know if you come in. You're like an early bus guy. I am, but I ain't busted in the...

You gotta be a first bus guy. I can't. Yeah, look, yeah, but the water, they don't drain the water at the facility. I had to ask. Because people do their, people, they get the metal tubs going. I know, yeah, but no, you know ours. It was like a 10-person tub. We couldn't do it in that.

Couldn't do what? I said to ask. He took a bus a nut in the team's tub. Yeah, who ever did that? No, not the team tub. I'll talk, again, the individual at the stadium. Brother, that's in the training room where everybody's at. Whoever has done that?

I was just asking the question. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever busted or not inside the stadium? Yeah. Facility? No. Never done that. Because it seems like based on your question.

I know. I'm like, yo. No, again, Epsons Salt, guys who do the Epsons Salt Bats and they make it on their own, they're usually doing it in the individual metal tubs because you get the, you get the jets going. Yeah, but see, we would do it before at the hotel at night. That's what we did. We'll get it. They're having for us.

The meal would always get one bag of Eps and salts. rubbing alcohol and proxide. Proxide, right, and he put it all in the tub. I saw him doing that one time. He goes, it gets you right, Todd, get you right. That next week I called Jebup, I go, let me get what Delaney gets. If you have a cut on your body, do not do that.

All right. Will Bird. Mule, did you say who you're going with? Cheese, baby. Boom, which makes that a what? All right, let's go last game of buyer's sell. That's going to be Packers at the Vikings. Line was at minus six for the Vikings, and now it's moved to minus two of total points in that game.

46 and a half points. I'll go first. I haven't gone first yet. I'm going to go with the Packers. I think the Packers are not only in the cover, I think the Packers are going to win this game. They're playing better. The Vikings have done this,

and they have quickly done that. Their playoff hoax are over, yeah? That's done. That's complete. They might be in the hunt and might not be mathematically eliminated, but I don't see it happening for those boys. I'm going to go to the Packers on this one.

Gecko. I am going to I'm going to switch my pick. I'm going Vikings. Ooh, with the minus two? No reason. You were going to, I see you have Packers written down. We were about to be AAA stat.

Oh, man, yeah. What a boring-ass show? That would be, I'm going Vikings. T.J. Hawkinson is down with an ACL, next man up mentality. DJ, or is it Wanam? Wanam. Wanam. Is it Wanam?

Yeah. DJ Wanam, their primary pass rusher. He's out as well for the rest of the year. Again, they're trying to decide out of Nick Mowens and Jaron Hall. This is not a very confident pick. However, I am going Vikings at home. They're going to etch out of win. I don't know how, but they're going to do it.

Vikings. I feel like because you laid on the sword, you laid on the sword for us not all having AAA picks. You're going to win that pick now. I hope so. I hope so. I think that's how it works. Yeah, I'm just go Packers.

Yeah, I'm just doing. We're going to Packers. This week-ass game. Packers is Viking Packers. This weak-ass game. I would just do Packers. All right. We're in a day a quick break.

When we come back, it is our parlay segment. We have a winner last week. No winners. No winners. Well, this dude think he won because he picked our, what is the game ones. He's like, man, I know I won. He keeps messaging me. I'm like, bro, we're talking about players parlay.

Wait, wait, wait. I love the fact that you don't understand that concert. The favorites win, the ETFs? Yeah. Is that part of the giveaway? It can be if he wanted to be. Well, he'd been messaging this. He messaged me like,

seven times. We got to pick somebody, but... Because he was like, I was the first one. We'll be, we're going to figure it out right after these messages. Enjoy this commercial break. Welcome back to Sliffs and Picks. We are now going to get into our bet the boys index parlay. For those of you who are joining us for the first time,

we're giving you player prop bets from the three of us. Bottle together. Put a parlay together for you. And I will start. Obviously, everyone knows who's watched this show. It's been a... I swung a big stick two weeks ago. didn't go my way. So I'm going to get back to the basics here, and I'm going to go Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown.

I feel like that's the only way we can do it. Back to the basics, run the ball, just do the gritty stuff, do the stuff that's worked for you in the past. Gecko, who you got, brother? I'm going to go Baker Mayfield, over one and a half touchdowns versus the Saints. Baker Mayfield, he's been on a... MVP tower.

He's been on a tear in the last three or four weeks. Throwing for two or more. I think last week he might have done four. But Baker Mayfield, he's in this spot. He wants to be in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They're sneaky. They're waking up dangerous. I like Baker Mayfield over one and a half touchdowns versus Saints.

Matthew Stafford, over one and a half TDs against the Giants. We got Cooper Cup. We got Pooka. Y'all know what time it is, man. They definitely will get in the end zone. We also got Williamson running the ball again. And that man is crazy. We may just dump him a basket three.

What's his last name, Williams? Williams. Williams. What it, Williamson? First thousand-yard rusher since Todd Grody. Williamson. First thousand-yard rushes since Todd Gurley. Skittles.

Really? Yeah. Oh, y'all heard that. In Rams. Let's go Rams. Teams looking good. What did you say, five and one since their three and six start? Yeah.

Five and one. That's impressive. Let's get to our ETFs, which is the easy team favorite funds to go along with my, at the boys index parlay. I will be taking the 49ers, money line, please. I think last week was a fluke. Brock Pretty's going to be just fine, and those boys are going to sail in this game. Gecko.

I'm going to finish up what we were just talking about with Matt Stafford. We're going Rams, money line against the Giants. Again, the Rams are one of those teams similar to the bills on the other side. A team you don't want to see in the playoffs

if they keep this momentum going. I'm going Rams, Money Line versus Giants. Love it. Neal. I'm going Eagles, Money Lines, versus the Cardinals. Come on, guys. Give it to them.

Don't let me down. I know it's December football on your boys is playing like garbage. But show it what it is, man. Get back on track. I want to see you do your thing, boys, out there in Philly. Can we see what the odds are? We're going to give you two.

Quick question about the Eagles. We said that you said the Chiefs, they're not Super Bowl contenders. Do we feel the same way with the Eagles? At this moment. Yeah, at this moment, I'd say no. Yeah, this moment. Three of the last four, barely beat the Giants. Barely.

They're too good to be doing that. I think it's just catching up to them. What's catching up? They're old. They're old in the back end. They're secondary. Yeah, but the guy, KB. Receivers are getting separation on it?

KB is a little bit older. He's eight. You're eight. Yeah, I'm not saying they're not good. Who is it, who is that white safety that played for the charges forever? A blanket ship. No. You said the white safety for the English?

Yeah, yeah, but he's retired to Eric Waddle. Eric Waddle. Wettle. Wettle. That's why I knew I was messing it up. He was a stud for, what, 15 years? Yeah. I'm not saying these cats aren't good.

I'm just saying. like receivers are getting a little bit more separation. They have some miss tackles in the back end. They're just, they're not the same Eagles team that they were last year. Locking cats down. Locking cats down. DB is the toughest position to maintain

and sustain throughout a career. You lose half a step. If they deal, I don't get to them boys right away. They're getting exposed back there. But you've got to get savvy, right? Like when you start to lose a step, you got to get in the film room a little bit more. Understand what's going on from the neck up, brother.

Well, the coach should help them out, putting them in more zone coverage instead of man, coverage. That's what's getting them beat. You ever watch film? Watch film all the time. Were you a film guy? I was a great film guy. Were you really? Yeah. You don't remember one? Yeah, I was calling the, remember y'all? We had the one center, what was his name?

Ben Jones? No. Brian Swanky? No. The other dude from Boston, where he's from Boston College, I think. He has a little, yeah. Yeah. I can't remember him, but he did this kid when you get nervous, you guys, because you go, pooh. Yeah, hey. All the time. He had a weird tick.

But he would check the role person. every time you're like no that's the mic he'd be pointing all over the fucking place yeah we had a couple years there before Ben got in yeah it was kind of it was tough sledding it was tough dudes five mercenaries not working as a team it was a tough little sled not there he didn't know who to go through I was uh could we get the odds on that minus minus 129 for all three of those what's the what's the what are the spreads with the Niners and Eagles the Niners are minus 900 wow Jesus see he's confident part of life

Easy favorites. Yeah, this is easy favorites. Very easy favorites. We're not even getting it down to just a regular spread picture. Nineers are what? Where they favorite at? Seven. Minus 900.

Who's this now? The Niners. What's the spread? We can't walk away from this parlay, given minus odds. We're not making no money. What's that? 13 and a half. Put that down to six and a half from me.

Let me do that six and a half. The money line? Yeah, we may have to switch it because we ain't making no money right here. I mean, I know Rams are minus three, so I know my pick is solid. And it is supposed to be the easy team favorite fun. I'm going against Cardinals, the Eagles, so this is, this probably hurting us. Cardinals upset the Cowboys when they were riding high early in season. Yeah, that was beginning.

I had a little story. I love story, Super Bowl, Super Bowl 49ers, Ravens. 2012. Yeah, a kickoff was returned. I had a shut up? It was, on the Niners. I saw 46 in the... You got me fucked up.

Let me tell you right here. I saw 46. Jason. Let me tell you what happened. Hey, did the dude just missed the tackle? Oh, no. It was a set-up cross, and we had the guy got in there. He missed the tackle.

Say he didn't miss the tackle. Scott Free. It was a set-up block. I know you was in the frame. Yeah, because I chased him. I had to chase him. Oh, no, me. It was a setup.

It was a no, it was a call play on kickoff. Like a switch. Like a switch. And he got Scott free, we could pull it up on the back. He missed the tackle. He missed the tackle. Pull it up. And then the next kickoff's looking see when four six did.

It's too late by then. You'll give up six. You see the lack of accountability, too. Yeah, I was. You're going half times? Did you go after the game? I told because I said, you made me look bad. I didn't let them look.

You made me look bad, because it looked like I messed up. I'm the one chasing them. Somebody just watching it on TV? Yeah, like, oh, look, four six messed up. That's why he's running so hard. Hey, who's that punt return of that drop to Kyle Williams? Yeah, Kyle Williams. Yeah, that's my boy.

He was a good dude. He was a great dude, though. I played high school football with his brother Tyler. Yeah, his older brother, yeah, yeah. Dude, like in high school, I didn't think you could get injured in football. And then he tore his ACL, like, the second week of my senior year. And I was like, I had no fucking clue. Damn.

You can legit get hurt. Yeah, playing baseball. You know his dad was in the pros and everything. His dad was the manager for the White Sox. God, no. I went to his house one time. They had, like, an infinity pool. I know.

They was rich already. Palm trees. They was rich already. Yeah, they had money, money. He dropped those two punts, though, and it was over for him. But it wasn't his fault, though. It wasn't his fault. Yeah.

I'll give you that. It wasn't his fault. What do you mean? He muffed the punt. Because the day of the game, he didn't practice, he didn't practice no punt return. Ted Gann was our punt returner. Ted Gann, the day of the game said he didn't want to play.

So then Kyle Williams had to go back there and catch punt returns in the rain and drop two. We're going to go to pump or dump after this segment. Welcome back to slips and picks. As we went to commercial break, you were saying plus 110. Plus 110 on the ETFS. So now we're going to get into our pump or dump segment. First game, Patriots at Bills. Bills are favorite of minus 12.

Total points in that game is 40 and a half meal. I will pump this game. I feel like the Patriots is playing a lot better. after switching quarterbacks, they're putting points on the board. I know the bills are going to go nuts and put points on the board. So I see this as a pump game. Dump. Dump.

I'm going dump, divisional game. I feel good about it. You dumping, too? Yeah, I'm dumping. Next game is going to be Steelers. I like it. What was it? I said, I like it.

Steelers at Seahawks. Seahawks are a fairer to minus three and a half. The total points in that game is 41.5 points. Gecko. Dump. I like dump here. Steelers, they put up a lot of points last week. They will not do it again against the Seahawks.

Seahawks also won't score a whole lot. This will probably be like a 2014-2010 win by Seattle. And, yeah, dump. I'm going to go pump on this. I think Mason Rudolph played some good ball last week. The Seahawks, they lost, yeah? Who did they lose to last week? No, they beat the Titans.

They beat the Times. Yeah, they snuck it out. Oh, that's right. They snuck it out. I think they're going to get back on track on scoring points. I can't believe. I forgot that. Wait.

So I think I'm going to pump this game. What was it score that game? Oh, they kicked out field goal 30. Oh, yeah. That was the worst two-minute drill I've ever seen. I know. That pissed me off so much. You see that?

It was like a minute 45 left in the game, and they had a timeout. Tannhill takes two sacks, holds the ball forever. It was just checks it down, can't get out of bounds. We talked about, well, I said Tannenhill has to play. He got to show teams. that he still got it. That wasn't his best. Resumé bill.

Yeah, yeah. That's a tough one. But I am going to pump this game. Mule. I'm going to pump too, man. I thought about it. I had dump on there at first, but hearing what you said,

I think this is going to be a pump game now. I think Mason gets figured out. Every team experiences a nice little game. Right. A nice little game with the backup. I agree. But I think what we've talked about in the past is it's a nice couple of games.

We only see one or two And then that third, fourth Is when we usually see the wheels fall off But we'll see after this week We'll see Last game in the pumper dump What the f? Hey, can we get that thing on silence?

Yeah, it was just on silent That little big It was on silent Are you good to go? Yeah, yeah Do you want to read that text? No You sure?

Who was it from? I didn't see it Just read it My text don't show On the screen I gotta pull it up In spy mode, always. He looked like we don't have iPhones.

What that mean? You can't. No, you can't. Not on mine. It ain't know where to be. Oh, he don't even get the ban. I don't get the ban. Hey, you sneeze.

Yeah. Last game is Saints at Bucks. Bucks fair minus three total points. 41 and a half points. Mule. Pump. Gecko. I'm pumping too.

I'm pump it too. I think Derek Carr puts points on the board. I think Baker Mayfield puts points on the board. I like this to kind of be a high scoring game. Buccaneers winning. I'm pumping. I think the Saints score a few points. I think the Buccaneers score a lot of points.

I just, Derek Carl, I don't know what to think right now. I know it's your boy. That's the boy, but I'm saying even when they're down, he'll still find a way to score points toward the end of the game. Who? Derek. Really? Yeah.

I see the Bucks putting up 31. in this game? Yeah. Yeah, I did too. And all they got to do is put up, what, 10 more? I can see that. I can see that. All right, so triple pump. Yeah, triple pump. This is a certified triple A selection. Triple A to a triple A. All right, last thing for our break is the underdogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. Okay, here's the deal. Steelers. Talked about it a little bit in the last segment. I think the Steelers have been

We talked about it. Mason Rudolph coming in, backup guy, you know, in the past, he gets figured out, comes back in new life. They score a lot of points last week. No one expected it. Steelers are dead. Maybe now they're not dead. I think they got one more good game before Mason starts to get figured out for the last game of the season. I will be taking the Steelers, Moneyline, and that is plus 150. Raiders or Deco? Yeah, I'm going Raiders. Look, last week, those who bet with me last week, yes, the mule had the better record. He was 10 and 3 to my 8 and 5, but if you bet with your boy, your units were a lot higher when going with me. Last week, Raiders hit Moneyline at a plus 475.

Your boy sprinkled 250 on that, turned it in $1,500. About $1,500. We're going Raiders again this week, plus 130 money line. They're playing with confidence. They just got that swagger about him. Antonio Pierce. He's going to get hired as a next head coach. They might sneak around and get into playoffs.

Don't let the boys get hot going into the playoffs with this type of momentum and this type of confidence. but I think the Raiders win money line. Did you steal my pick? So you're following this. I don't remember putting the Falcons down there, though. Have you seen this Tom Fullery going on? Yeah, I'm just saying, man. I don't know, man.

It's crazy. We broke out plus 130. Hey, my kid. I'm going to just go Packers, man. Let's just go. I'm going packing on the other dog. So I got jugged. I don't know what's going on here.

You don't have confidence? You don't think you put Falcons? I definitely didn't put Falcons. The Falcons is the, it's the, um, they got them to win the game. I know how they put the Falcons. No. Bears are favored by three. Yeah.

Oh, I'm tripping. I did pick the Falcons. Yes, sir. We're going Falcons, plus 130. Let's do it, baby. You know, bears have won like five or six games. Yeah. Yeah, and Colts are favored by three.

So that's why they're both plus one 30. All right. I thought you joked me at first. Because you was looking at the Raiders? Yeah. I'm surprised they're underdogs. So you're not taking the Falcons, actually, guys. Sorry, Falcons.

Bears are kind of spicy. They are spicy. Egg dogs still in my system, guys. Sorry. All right, we're going to take a quick break when we come back. Next week, there's no Monday night football game, so we're going to go into the Thursday night game right after these messages.

Too, man. As soon as I got there, we drank. Welcome back to Sliffs in Picks and Pittsburgh. We're going to go over to the Thursday night football game. Game about a month ago wouldn't be too excited about. Now there's a little more excitement. Old man Joe Flacco is throwing the rock around all over the place. The Jets are playing at Cleveland against the Browns.

Browns are favored minus seven and a half. Total points in that game is 34 and a half points. I love the over in this game. I think Flacco has been thrown it all over the yard. So what makes me confident about this over is that Flacco not only is throwing for like two, three touchdowns a game, but he's also giving the rock up a whole bunch to a good Jets defense. I believe, that is going to bring it back maybe for one. So you know the Jets are going to get spotted seven points in this one.

Which makes me feel more comfortable about the total points being 34 and a half. I will maybe take one of these teams, but I want to hear from the boys first. Gecko, let's go with you. Pass. Nice. Meal. Jets. And I'm taking it over.

Because what I said? Yeah. It made you feel good, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes me more nervous about my bet. You know what I'm right? I'm right with that. I have Browns on here.

I think they're the more physical team. But I think Brees Hall, he had a game last week. I think they just tried to build on that. We'll see if Joe Flacco, how he does against the Jets passing defense. Yeah. But I'm going to go Jets plus seven and a half. I like to spot. I think the Browns win.

Jets cover. So I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to go Jets. And let's get crazy. I'll go over too. All right. Jets in the over. I'll jump on the Jets too. I'll jump on the Jets as well.

I was feeling comfortable about the Browns, but. You don't want to rock a solo mission? No, because here's why. And it has nothing to do with the three of us sitting here. When I think about the Jets, I think their defense is going to play well. I think they're going to spot their offensive points,

and their offense is going to keep the time of possession. And that's going to keep the game closer from a total, from a point standpoint differential after the game. I think I agree with you where the Browns are going to win this game, but seven and a half is a lot to spot to a team with a guy who has drafted. the first round from Delaware at 2008. You know?

That makes me a little nervous. So for that reason, and listening to you, right, this is evolving. I'm going to think the Jets is won't. You go to Jets money away? No, I already said I think the Jets are going to win. I think it's a lot. I'll just try the ass.

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