Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Taylor Lewan, Will Compton HAMMER Brock Purdy Prop Bet In Big Game

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

On this week’s show, the boys prepare you to stack units in the final pro football game of the 2023 season. Last week, The Mule (Delanie Walker), led the way going 4-1 and increased his Playoff lead to 19-8. Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) finished above .500 with a 3-2 record. William Gekko (Will Compton) and Stu Feiner finished below .500 on the week. This week, the boys broke down the big game, analyzed the prop market, and built a player parlay. Here is where we sit after 21 weeks of football: Chet: 144-132-1 (52.0%) Gekko: 142-115-1 (55.0%) Mule: 158-111 (58.7%) This Week’s card features the final game: Will Taylor Swift’s boyfriend (the boy, Travis Kelce) capture his third world championship? Can Patrick Mahomes continue to chase Tom Brady’s greatness? Can the 49ers get over the hump and capture their first title since 1994. Will Christian McCaffrey and George Kittle lead San Francisco to the promiseland? Can Brock Purdy prove he’s championship caliber? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to the last episode of slips and picks of the entire year. It was, it's been an amazing year, full of ups, full of gowns. But through it all, we hope you have enjoyed yourself weekend, week out, when betting with the boys. Unfortunately, today, the meal could not make it something about a parole hearing. Hearing he's innocent and hearing everything's going to work out that way. But to fill in his place, to my left is Jackie McPherson. some one of the interns, you might have seen them on penny slips.

And to the geckos left is J.P. Hovey, another intern. They put together parlayes. I don't believe there's one this week, but you can look back in a couple weeks before throughout the season. Great stuff that you look forward to in the upcoming 2024 season. Now, it is the terrible voice. It is the big game. Can we say?

No. We can't say so. So it is the big game. It is officially the big game where all the dreams come true where the hardware is finally within reach for. two teams. And those two teams are the San Francisco 49ers versus the Chiefs. We have a fun show for you today. And the first thing we're going to start off with is a tried and true pump or dump segment. But actually, before that, McPherson, you're going to go over the

records from last week. I am. Can't wait to hear what you have to say. And we're not just going to go over the records from last week. Last show of the year, we're doing a full recap of the entire season. So the record is post-wild card weekend. Chet went 144 and 133. and one with a 52% win record. The Gecko with 142, 115 and 1 with a 55% win record. And the Mule who are devastated that he is not with us. Devastated. Win A, impressive 158 and 111 with a 58.7% win record.

Very impressive stuff. The playoff records, Chet, 18 and 9. Gecko, 14 and 12, and the Mule, 19 and 8. And from last week to top it off, Chet went three and two, Gecko went two and three, the mule went four and one, and our hero stew, two and three. So that about sums it up, so I'm pretty impressive. I just want to say, for everybody sad that the nine-inch data

won't be getting delivered today. It still will, it'll just be virtual. We'll have the mule chime in. Do a little cameo, give us pick, so that way you guys understand the nine-inch data that you guys will be receiving. No, nine-inch data, but we do have, Two to three inch data.

Yeah. Maybe nine combined. Yeah, nine combined. Nine combined data. If we all put an inch forward, a couple inches forward, we can get this whole thing together. Yes. So what you've learned based on Jack McPherson's recap is, if you followed this show week in and week out, regardless of Hugh, who you gambled with, you made money this season. And we're happy to have you.

Let's get into the pump or dump segment. Obviously, we're going to go over the big game. But why are there three different? Okay. Okay. Teams. Probably should have read this before. 49ers, obviously, our favorite minus two.

So the chiefs of total points in that game is 47.5 points. Now, we're going to start with you, Jackie. Are you going to pump or dump this? Dump! It's going to be a defensive battle. And it's going to be a war. And it's going to be fought in the trenches. And you know what they say?

Defense wins championships. Dump. Gecko. Good. Two inch data. Last year, 50 million adults gambled $16 billion on the game. That has nothing to do with the pump or dump. I'm dumping.

Nice. I'm glad. We're pumping this game. Well sad. Wednesday, the last time the Niners have scored less than 21 points. Week 13. October 15th, which is the only time they've scored less than 21 points. This offense is going, it's going to be magical.

I'll save my pick because the Chief's offense, they have a killer's mentality. The Chiefs, their last time scoring over 30 points, November 26 has nothing to do with the fact that we are pumping this game. This is what Shannon Sharpe would call a touch and bust. This is a pump city game. I don't think it'll be low scoring. It's going to be theatrics. It's going to be fireworks. Brock Purdy's going to show out.

Patrick Mahomes is going to show out. And this is over 47 and a half. A lot of storylines also going on before the game as well. Is T. Swift going to be there? She's going to make it. We'll all be watching. We will all be on Swift. watch during that. I'm, I don't know why my sheet is filled out. Someone must have did that for me,

but I'm also going to pump this game. You sold me. Everything you just said fired me up just now. The data is what really got me. Now, 49ers team total, 23 and a half points. Pump or dump? Gecko, based on what you just said, you're going to pump that situation, correct? You just recocked that and then put it back down? That's not gun safety. Jack has fun with that one. He's fucking cranked that. All right, you're pumping. You're pumping. JP. Yeah, so remember what Gecko just said about the Niners in their 21 points?

Yeah. I was looking at the same stat up. I counted four times they scored less than 21 points. Still great. But the Chiefs. We can look this up. We can. The Chiefs scored less than 21 points nine times in the regular season.

So Niners team total, I'm pumping the Niners. I think the nine. Actually, I don't want to give it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this is what we're going to do. We're going to do the Chiefs next. Yeah, yeah. So you're no got to worry about that.

Jackie. Dump. I'm dumping. It's intuition. That's all it. That's it. That's really it. There's no...

I give all the facts when I'm on this show. I've got a fucking page full of them. Today it's all about the gut, and it's dumb. Did you prepare for the show? Yeah. I was told about this show an hour and a half ago. What were you doing? Waking up.

He was at the bank. Went to the bank. I will pump the 49ers. I will pump the 49. No. Oh. Yes. Yes?

No. 49ers? They scored less than 21 points one time this season. Not true. The 49ers. You guys want to talk it out? I'm saying they scored 17 three times three weeks in a row. What weeks?

Cleveland. It was a... The Bengals Vikings and Browns. They scored 17. Some real heavy hitters. Time out. Time out. Time out.

Cardinals and Graham. or no, Ravens in rank. I fucked up. I read the first number, assuming they were the winning team every time. Stop talking crazy out here, man. Before I pull this trigger. That was on me.

That was on me. Dumb brain move. Pump. Okay. All right, so we got pump. JPM, you're pumping? Yeah, pump. Pump, pump.

Dump. You're a dumb guy today. Dump. It's called the contrarian play. You're either a hero or a zero. All right. Unfortunately, will not be the zero. The last part in pump or dump

that we were going to talk about is going to be Chiefs total points. 23 and a half. This is going to be very telling for anybody who dumps it who's pumped it, who's pumped it, and who's pumped it,

of who they think is going to win this game. Pump. Dump. Look, I'm writing a narrative here, and it's in the stars. It's out there. You can shooting... Pump!

Because the Chiefs are 100% going over 23. half points. So you're picking... Hold on a whole show. We got a whole show. We got a whole show. We got a whole show to get through. But it's pump. I will also be pumping this. Why am I pumping it? Why did I pump the 4-900ers as well? Because I truly don't know who's going to win this game.

I have a thought. I've looked into some data, and I'm not going to get to it to the buy-and-sale segment, so I'm going to pump both so I don't give any cards away. That's what I'm doing. Wait, Jack, were you pumping or dumping the game overall? Dump, dump, pump. Got you. Right.

You guys see this, by the way? All right. J.P., do you pump her down? Yeah, I dumped the Chiefs. You dumped it? Yeah. He's dumped everywhere. Right?

No, no, I pumped the Niners. Nice. Good work, good work. All right, the next thing we're going to go into, if we're doing a break? No. We don't take breaks. We just break records. The next thing we're going to is the Bet the Boys Index Parlay.

We did not have a winner last week, correct? Lamar Jackson, anytime touchdown, did not hit. Therefore, it did not work out this week. We're going to be the same thing over and over again. go, you put your bet slip in, you screenshot that bet slip, you put it on X, you tag at Bustin WTB. If you do those things, and the parlay hits, you have not only won your parlay, but you've also won an opportunity to win $300 from the boy sitting at this desk right now.

The person I'll be paying it this week will be J.P. Hovey. Now, we're going to start with you, J.P. Yes, sir. Who is your Bet the Boys Index Parlay? I got a couple options I'd like you guys to choose from. Is that how this show works? Debo Samuel, over 15 and a half rush yards. or Debo Samuel anytime touchdown.

I like the first one. All right. First one, one vote for the first one. Just total rush yards? Yeah. That's what that is? 15 and a half. Yeah.

I think we got to take that. Let's do it. I like that. Debo, and you're sticking to your roots. Got to. Gamecox. Two gamecocks in the Super Bowl. Debo Samuel, Jamie, Jamie Kim, Kim Law.

I like that. I like to be an agent of chaos, and I say go anytime TV, but that leads me to me. to my pick on the other side of the ball, and I'm throwing a little prediction out there. I think Travis Kelsey not only scores in this game, but he walks off, puts down the gloves, lays the helmet on the 50, him and Taylor Swift get married right in and there, and they live a beautiful life.

You're saying that your player prop bet is what? Is that Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift get married? It's plus 1,000. What are those odds? Oh, there are odds. I'm just going to go Anytime TV. You can parlay Anytime TV with the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift engagement, but that's for the heavy haters out there.

The guys who've got Cajonas, the Dan Campbells of this world, but that's why they're not in the big game. So I'm taking Travis Kelsey Anytime TV. And an engagement. That's optional if you've got huge nuts. I will go now too. I think Travis Kelsey tied Jerry Rice for the most 100-yard reception game. No, he tied the 100-yard.

receiving. Oh, 100 receiving. I thought even the reception. Yeah, my bad. I misspoke. He tied the 100, 100 yards receiving in playoff games. I expect him to go off in this game as well. He is the number one product as well, so I have Travis Kelsey over his receiving yards. What is that right now? I think it's like... 67? It might be in the 70s. It'll probably be high after the week he had last time. 65 or 75, I bet. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to take that. I think he goes, I think he sneaks in a hundred. I think he sneaks a hundred. I think he sneaks a hundred. I think he sneaks a hundred. I do. This is one of those games that seems a little bit bigger than football right now.

Seems a little bit bigger than football. Gecko. Well, since you already given up on Old Faithful. Christian McCaffrey, I have two. I have two that I want to throw in here. Christian McCaffrey, CMC, we got shirts in the store. Go buy one. Christian McCaffrey, over 16 and a half rushing attempts.

I think they're going to work him like a dog this game. Like a dog. And he's ready to fucking go. Second one, the boy, to round out the Soul Patrol. George Kittle over three and a half receptions. Vengeance.

Take it to the bank, boys. I'm telling you, it's going to be a big game, and I like everybody we put in here. I think Travis Kelsey is going to have a great game. So we got Travis Kelsey over receiving yards. We got George Kittle overreasing yards. We got Christian McCaffrey over rushing attempts.

We got Travis Kelsey anytime touchdown, plus engagement, and Debo Samuel, over 15 and a half rush yards. Here's what we're going to do for the parley side. Plus one million. If you... Yeah.

If you bet the Travis Kelsky engagement, the first person we see, they're going to win that. And it hits. You're going to win that. However, you don't have to put that into parlay for it to win this week. How's that sound boy? Is that all right? This is what, five legs? Yeah, we're definitely not putting in that.

No, I wouldn't at all. Because Taylor Swift, too, you can see from last week they put her on the broadcast. She's mouthing get it off me. I don't want to be on here. She understands that this moment is not about her. She's got the grameys coming up this Sunday. It would actually be last Sunday now that you're watching this. But she knows that this is a.

about Travis's day. There's not going to be an engagement. She's not going to be looking for much. It's a great call. But in the next six months, if there's a parley out there for that, go ahead and put everything. Next six months, before the 2024 season starts. Yeah, that's a lock. Can you bet against the engagement? If so, I would because, again, age and chaos. All that is is, minus one million. They break up. 69.5 yards? That's even better, dude. 69. I had a question, but I forgot it, so we'll just move on. Let's go. After this, we're going to hit prop bets.

Prop bets, boys. We're talking coin flips. We're talking about the color of the drink right after these messages, and they will be sponsored by Twisted Tea, which Jack McPherson has already promised. He is going to chug. Right, after these messages. Let's go, Jack. Welcome back to slips and picks.

We are going to do prop bets. Now the first thing we're going to talk about is the coin flip heads or tails. Both are minus 105. Can I please get a twisted tea? Can I get a twisted tea out here? You don't have to chug it, but can you just hold it? Last week went really well. The twisted tea lights.

Twisted tea light, 5% ABV, non-carbonated. It feels great in your tummy. Great for tailgates. Great for watching the game. If you're either in a suite, the nosebleeds are at home enjoying some AC. Give that thing a kiss and pass it down, brother. Now, we're going to talk about the coin flip.

Who wants to go first in this? There's two options here. So who's drinking this? You or JP? Who's got keys? Y'all know I can. Oh, you're about to... Look at that.

Oh, I got keys. I got keys. Yeah, you're the janitor. Yeah, come on. There's a nice shirt. What's her to say about Twisted tea besides it's delishing, it's refreshing.

It's delishing and refreshing. It's really all the above, but I think there's no better way to do it than shotguning. Become a legend today, Jack. So with the lights, we're spilling, but does anyone a toast to the last show of the year?

I don't know. To the last show. of the year brother to the last show of the year to the seasonal depression coming to a close to the big game the bowl which is super oh oh become a legend he said what is going oh no you did it the wrong way didn't you stick with us stick with us so quiet here sorry he'll make it you're watching a master at work that is impressive good job

thank you good job brother what was the time on that 7 7 7 7 Respect the seven. That's a good sign. That's a good sign. That's a great sign. So go ahead, call the flip. Tails never fails. But I believe...

Do we have a simulation? We do. Will, you have your coin? Yes, sir. Watch of you tails. Is that a nickel? I know the gecko did not come out here and bring a nickel on here for the Super Bowl flip.

So, this is a Super Bowl coin. This is what you were looking for. Yikes. Me will. There you go. Continue. Yes, sir. A little side show.

Tails. Is this what we're all going? I know what I'm going. Is there a better rivalry in all of life? Heads versus Tails. I don't think there is. You know how much we love head, but... Tails leads the...

Oh, it's heads. Yeah, it doesn't matter then. Hens. Your boy's going heads. Same thing as... when you drop a ball in practice. Doesn't matter if it's Wednesday, as long as you can do it on Sunday.

Right. For the heads? The lights aren't on in practice. No, they're not. Go ahead, Jekko. I'm going heads to Gecko? I'm going heads. Yeah, last seven of the ten Super Bowls

were Tails and Tails leads. It's my stat. I have heard that down. God damn it. They will extend that lead. Let's go. I like that. They're about to do it,

and they just pull out of football and just say laces or spaces. Oh, just that would be epic. And he just fenced it on the ground. Yeah. Damn. Hey, good stat. I had that written down right.

Fuck. I'm gonna go tails as well. I'm gonna go tails as well. So we got... Tails, tails, tails, heads. All right. Okay. You need that, too, for the playoff record.

This is Super Bowl. Everything else is wiped. Nothing else matters. That's not... Never did. Regular season. You can't just do shitty and, like, not great in the playoffs.

What do you mean? Nothing else matters now. Nothing else matters in regular season. Yeah, because it's the regular season. You go to the playoffs. If the playoffs doesn't matter, now it's a Super Bowl. It's a big day.

It's a big day. are we? Oh and oh. Zero and zero. All right, all right, fine. You want to do this narrative? That's fine. That's fine.

So we got tails, heads, tails, tails, do not. You treat a tweet like that? It's starting to kick in, yeah. You are out, man, and outnumbered. All right, let's talk Gatorade color, boys. Let me give you guys some stats before J.P. steals my stats. I got no stats. Since 2015, blue has appeared the most of five,

and that is four times. That's 44.4%. Since 2001, red has never won. Purple and yellow Gatorade have only appeared three times. That's all I got. J.P., what do you have? You know, I was just thinking about it earlier today. Do they actually have Gatorade on the sideline? It's the dump.

Just for the dump? I'm saying, do y'all drink Gatorade? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's drink in water. I feel like all this stuff has come out, like, you think they'd have something better than Gatorade for y'all on the sideline. You think? What would you suggest?

Twisted tea? Like twisted tea. Yes. Exactly. Are y'all drinking Gatorade, though? During the game? If it's offered? Yeah.

Is it not giving you a little tummy ache? Sometimes. That does happen. Sometimes when you come off the sideline, there's guys with trays waiting for you with water or Gatorade. I usually take half the Gatorade, pour water in it, and then slam that down. Is Gatorade ever giving you that, like, stomach ache type thing? Because I feel like when I specifically drink Gatorade while exercising, it's a no-go.

Yeah, I always did water. Body armor does not. Always not. I was just a big. cramp guy, I needed the electrolytes. Unless, like, it's a long day on the sideline. My legs getting a little stiff, and I might just take some sips. Just for some fun.

Like, let me get a little taste. Yeah. With all that being said, I'm taking yellow plus 450. You're taking yellow? Yes. It's my favorite flavor. Dark horse. I like that, dude.

All right, all right. JP's going yellow. Keiko, what do you got? You've already said it color yet to be poured red, but if you think about it, Chiefs 49ers, is what color are they? Red. Yes, and Gary just brought up amazing point. Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift

One of her top albums, Red. But you can't take back words that were already spoken. Purple has went to plus 225 from Plus 800. Why? Andy Reid's last bath was purple. Yeah. What's the number one color in the NFL for Gatorade?

Red. I wrote a little poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Purple's the new favorite But that picks not for you The last three out of four Has been blue

The Juice whore Okay Orange plus 550 Wow Who said you can't rhyme orange? You're the new Shell Silverstein Really Jackie who you got? Who you got?

I'm truly becoming an I'm truly becoming an issue of chaos as in true theme. I think that Andy Reid's running a no-nonsense operation this week. And for that reason, it will be clear water. It's going to be indoors, which means it's not going to dry as fast. It means it's going to get sticky.

Dude, just listen. Like I said, I didn't prep very much. It's clear. It's water. It's fucking water, and it always has been. Even though I think maybe like one out of the last 12 Super Bowl has been water, it's gonna be water. Or clear.

There is a clear gatorade. So if it even is that kind of like off-pinchish white gatorade, I still cover plus 1,000 Asian of Chaos. I like, too, how you just yelled louder at the camera when you said, it's always been water. Like, it's just a no-brainer. In my head, the louder your voice gets, the more you're able to

logically speak, which is always been the case. That's always been the case. Okay. I'll go purple. I think it's going to be purple. What's y'all's favorite Gatorade flavor? I know JPs is yellow. The white one. That's a horrible big. Yellow is my favorite in-game flavor.

Honestly. That's the white one. That's the yellow's fire. Not bad. That one is what I think of with a Gatorade stomach age. Mine, yeah. Mine's always been yellow but I stopped drinking yellow because I heard it makes your penis smaller. Really?

That's what I heard. I've never had yellow Gatorade. You guys want to hear some lame shit? What? Stephen, what's your favorite Gatorade flavor? Oh, no. Listen to this. Say it loud.

Lime cucumber. Honestly, I'm a big fan of light blue. Light blue is the best. He just moves on from the cucumber comment. Life was great. I have never in my life when you told me that a few months ago, have ever heard somebody sip cucumber and go, Yeah, that's it for me.

That was in Vegas, right? Yeah, it was. You went out and sinked out of a cucumber flavor. But listen, he also gets heartburn. He also needs to carry around his tongue. Red wine can give him some heartburn. Dude, Gatorade gives me heartburn. I only drink Gatorade when I was playing.

I only drink Gatorade when I was playing games. But during the week, if I drank Gatorade, like that night I had a bad heartburn. Tell me, I got worms. That's why we on that body armor. That's right. We're on body armor. Oh, yeah, bam.

Probably you're going to talk about Gatorade for 45 minutes. All right. Next prop bet. Super Bowl MVP. Jack, start us off. I've been writing this narrative all day, all day. It's going to be Patrick Mahomes' MVP written in the stars. He's going to affidly solidify himself in the conversation of greatest quarterbacks of all time. I believe he is going to have three passing TDs over on his rush. rushing yards, under on his passing yards, but he's going to come through in the late

fourth quarter drive, two minutes. It's going to be down maybe 2420. I don't know. That also defeats my whole over process. But it's Patrick Mahomes. It's Patrick Mahomes. MVP, thank you. Yeah, you dumped the total, right?

Let's move on. Can't win them all, I guess. You got Patrick's peace in your mouth a little bit with that little speech. I think everybody's got Patrick's peace in their mouth. Not me. Who you got, J.P.? Y'all know who I got, man. The most versatile player on that field.

Debo Samuel. He hadn't scored a touchdown this whole playoffs. He was a little bit banged up, but going into the NFC championship game, what did he say? He asked him about his body. Do you care about your body? He said, I ain't protecting nothing.

And during the game, he ain't protected nothing. And after the game, he's protecting that MVP trophy, the Lombardi trophy, and anything else he wants. He wants to protect. He ain't gonna be protecting nothing when he has you bent over that couch either the way you're fucking standing for him.

Might protect your heart though, if you're good to him. Yeah. You can change him. It's not all about looks, bro. He's not all about looks, bro. It's not my first time. It's not my first time. We went to school together.

Are you gonna wanna protection? I ain't protected nothing. Kek who you got. Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey. Care to expand? He's white. Yeah, over.

I have him over in attempts. What else I have before? Oh, that was kiddle. I had over in attempts. I think he's going to, I think he's going to put up at least 100. I think he's going to be very pivotal in this game. I think Shanahan gets very creative in the run game. I think Brock Pretty is really close to getting that MVP spot,

but Christian McCaffrey, I can see him getting two touchdowns like he has at last. I don't know how many games out of how many games. but take that stat to the bank. Christian McCaffrey. I just think he's going to have a monster game. And I think the, you know, Niders are going to win. Spoiler.

Spoiler. The MVP of my team is probably going to win the game. Who you got, Taylor? Dibo? I hate that we're doing this now before Buy or Sell. Because I want to talk through my buyer cell a little bit. We can do. We can save it to the end.

I'm going to save it to the end. That's a great point. So you got the 49ers. we're gonna take a break when we come back the spread now different ball game it's a different ball game they're only favored by two points yeah this could be a one point win

Chris McCaffrey's holding up the trophy you know what I mean but she still win I get what you're saying in the bet and the spread I mean I see I see your buyer's all already so I know where you're going but I already take a break you know what fuck it dude I'll just go I also think Patrick Mahomes is gonna be the Super Bowl MVP Hmm we know you do no I don't

No I don't Don't don't don't let these like I I'm going to bend the knee for how wrong I've been this year. And I think the MVP of the Super Bowl is Brock Purdy. Oh, let's go!

I'm with that. So you just switched your who's going to win the game pick? Maybe, maybe not, I don't know. I don't care about winning this one. I care about winning this last bet. For those of you watching who are thinking about taking my bets,

the only ones I care about winning are the coin flip, the Gatorade color, and then this next by herself. How you do one thing is how you do everything. We are back with the final segment of our show. That is the buy or sell segment of this segment is sponsored by Ship. Listen, big games coming up.

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Now the buyer sell segment. This is big because the 49ers. are favorite by minus two. It's a close game. It's a close game, which is exactly what you want in the Super Bowl. You're right. Forty-niners playing the Chiefs. Chiefs have been there a dozen times. The last time these two teams played in the Super Bowl, the 49ers were up, and the Chiefs came back and won it. And we all talk about, mostly just me, talk about that one video of Kittle being miced up saying, I will be back here, I will be back here. You will not get the best of me. As he stares off at a distance with death in his eyes, knowing that the possibility of

coming back is so far. But he's finally made it. With that said, Gekko, I want to know where you're going with this game. Pass. To JP. Taylor Swift will be traveling from Japan to the Super Bowl. I got something to say to Taylor Swift. Minogashi my sin.

I don't miss. 49ers minus two. 49ers are lifting the trophy. 49ers have everything. Oh, my God. That's going to be tough, JP. Can I tell you something about Taylor Swift? Sure.

You know what a favorite number is? Nope. My favorite number is 13. You know what Super Bowl this is? No. No. No. What's 5 plus 8?

13. If Taylor Swift makes this game, it'll be her 13th appearance at a Chiefs game. The date of this Super Bowl is 211. What's 2 plus 11? 13. Now she has to be in Tokyo, like you said. Do you know what the time duration is?

from Tokyo to Las Vegas, Nevada? 13 hours. 13 hours. The 49ers. What's 4 plus 9, by the way? 13. The 49ers are what seed? The 13 seed.

No, it's the one seed. What are the chiefs? The three? The three seed. What number is that? 13. Wow. And if you were to take 13 away from 100,

what would you get? You would get 87. Great year. Now, you might think that's written in the stars. And you might think, And you might think Taylor Swift is in her ivory tower holding strings on the dolls of the NFL people thinking that she's just going to let this happen and she is creating the narrative of the NFL. But the last time, a Shanahan won a Super Bowl was with McCaffrey on their team.

Ed McCaffrey, Denver Broncos. I've got the 49ers winning this game and I've got them covering. All the hopes and dreams of the Swifties will be crushed come February 11th. That was incredible. Thanks, brother. Seems like you knew that all too well. And you're wrong. All the things I just said were right.

He hit him with the lyric. So let me hit you with a couple of stats. Look, I said I didn't prepare. You know, I knew about this an hour ago. You think I didn't come prepared? Yeah. Based on this whole entire show, yes. So let me use some knowledge, Buck.

Underdogs are 3-0 against the spread in the last three Super Bowls. Mahomes, 10-1-1 against the spread in his career as an underdog. Mahomes, 9 and 3, straight up in his career in the playoffs or something like that. I believe he's already played 15 playoff games. I said it before and I'll say it again. This moment is bigger than us. I'm not here to advocate for the Swifties or for the Kelsey fans or for anyone who's a fan of Greenlight or Kyle Long.

whoever's podcast we're talking about. But this moment is much bigger than football. You've seen it. NFL's been broadcasting it. Taylor Swift will make her away from Tokyo. And yes, 13-hour commute, sure. She's going to have a full night's sleep before the game. But Mahomes is going to come out with Kelsey,

Rashid Rice, Andy Reed, the whole fucking crew. And they are going to dominate. And it's going to break my heart. Because I want the 49ers to win. I do. I want them to win. But it does seem like this was written before any of us were born. Loving him was red.

Yeah. And what are the Chief's colors? Red. What are the 49ers? Off red. Go ahead. What would you like to say? Before I go ahead and hammer down this one.

Everything you just said made no sense. Every person sitting in this room right now is dumber. You understand it. The underdogs are three known. last three Super Bowls, Mahomes is 10-1-1 in Super Bowls? He's 10-1-1 in the Super Bowls? I know. I mean, 10-1-1 when he is against the spread.

He's also, you said he's 9 and 3 in the playoffs. He's played over 15, this will be his 15th playoff game. No, no, no, no. You could have really hit a bar with before everybody here was born in the earliest, 19809. Okay, we cut that back? Get out of the woods, get out of the woods, Jack. Chiefs, plus two.

Because I can still win, though, this bet. with a beautiful... No, you get to say that and take Chiefs Plus 2. Take Chiefs Money Line. Chiefs Minutes 2. How about that? Chiefs minus 2. That's my lot.

Yeah. That was the weirdest negotiation. Yeah. I've ever seen. I respect it. That's why I don't drink on the job, Mitch. Mitch? Can't save you now, brother.

All right. Who hasn't gone? I haven't. 31, 27. 49ers are winning this game. 49ers are covering. Christian McCallie. He's playing his ass off.

Brock Purdy's playing his ass off. That man has done nothing but battle like a Jedi versus stormtroopers. People throwing comments all year long. Some wait for a three-game losing streak to go and say something on national television. Some by him before this last playoff game saying he's not in the conversation with the Lamar Jackson's. He's not in the conversation with the Josh Allen's of the world. Who is the last, one of the two last men standing right now?

It's Brock Purdy. I think he balls and when he balls, potentially gets the MVP. To Taylor's point, MVP, Taylor was down on him earlier this year, when he, if let's say he wins the MVP, the earth will shake, Taylor will start pissing down his leg, getting on his knees, asking for forgiveness from Brock Purdy. And Brock's going to look down and Taylor's going to say, Brock, and he's going to say, Tyler?

He's going to look back up. But my name is Taylor. It doesn't matter what your name is. 49ers, minus two, apology not accepted. 49ers minus two. I'm switching my MVP pick. It's Brock Purdy, Big Dick Purdy, MVP of the Super Bowl, whatever number it is.

Stufighter.com, Stufighter.com, Suefighter.com. Hey, I know that was hard for me to hear, but it was really well-performed. That was really good job. That was nice. Put it together nicely. Shut up the rock. Way better than the other guy who did try to do something.

Hit him with another rock coil of Taylor. Shut up, bitch. He just hits you with that. Really? All right. We saw it, boys? We feel good about it? We're not solid.

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