Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Will Compton Bets BIG On The Cowboys & Taylor Lewan Confirms His Love Of Christian McCaffrey

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

The Boys are BACK for week 14 of Slips & Picks and winning is becoming more and more difficult. Last week, the gambling gods were victorious as only The Mule (Delanie Walker) was at .500. Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) and William Gekko (Will Compton) both had losing records, but week 14 brings an opportunity to right the ship and stack units. Here are the season records after 13 weeks: Chet Savage: 97-93-1 (50.7%) William Gekko: 93-75-1 (55.0%) The Mule: 104-75 (58.1%) This Week’s card again includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: Once again the game of the week will feature the Philadelphia Eagles. Jalen Hurts is set to travel to Dallas to face Dak Prescott and the Cowboys. Will the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes end Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills’ playoff hopes? Can the Tennessee Titans shock the Miami Dolphins on Monday night? Will the Baltimore Ravens and Lamar Jackson continue their winning ways against the Los Angeles Rams Should the Detroit Lions be road favorites against the Chicago Bears? Will C.J. Stroud and the Houston Texans handle the Zach Wilson led New York Jets? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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parlias, we got unders and overs. We got so much and more and big opportunities for you to make money. I'm your host, Chet Saddam. And this is slips and picks. market one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sliffs and Picks. It is week 14, the NFL season. Before we get into it, we're going to check it with our interns real quick and get an update on last week.

Substandard, poor, inferior, second rate, second class, unsatisfactory, inadequate. No, those are not synonyms of the word bad. That is the performance of these three from this last week and really tailing off a second week dry spell especially chet five and nine gecko six and seven mule six and six really not too much else to say i hope you guys step it up this week back to you guys as always interns thank you so much i understand i've been on the cold street i understand it's not going well so far your boys finally dipped in the 50 percent i am no longer profitable as it says in this show 93 losses 97 wins just depends how you look at it but yeah that is one thing 55 percent by the gecko brother steady

Steady, steady, steady, steady. Steady. How are we feeling? It's a marathon. Look, you see your boy in the get-up right now? That's because I'm buying back into the Cowboys. I've called them soft. I've called them the Ferrari in the garage.

They don't know how to get hit in the mouth. Last Thursday against Seattle, they did. I'm back on the Cowboys train. Not to give any teasers or any picks away coming up in this show, but that's why your boys are going to get up. I feel good. Based on how the Cowboys are playing, yeah, I love the Seahawks to come because they have been frontrunners.

And the Seahawks thing happened. They end up getting a big win there, but you can't take away if they're situational awareness in football. It's God-awful. Can't take it away. It's going to continue to get tested. You know what? Big Boy Ball here in December.

We're going to find out. Speaking of the big boy balls, Mule. Consistently, 58%, brother. You were on a small little Steve, but I think you made a little bounce back this week. Well, no, you were 500. No, it's 500. Not great.

Not great, but, you know, I realize you, once you think you got this shit by the tail, it bites you an ass, right? So I'm going back to being, soft betting taking it easy man I'm gonna get y'all units back up I've been tripping I've been thinking I was making a lot of units

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First time you're doing A little too much Hey look look Let's be honest The Mule doing this And he's doing it right But I'm gonna get back on track Get these units for you okay

Starts off by saying He's not doing it right Finishes with saying he is doing it right Let's get into the buy or sell segment Eagles are at the Cowboys Cowboys are favored at minus three and a half If the Cowboys had a big comeback It's a Seahawks

And the Eagles get absolutely donkey stomped against the 49ers. Gecko, we know where you're going, but just give us a little insight as to why you're going them over the Eagles. It all comes down to how they played last Thursday. They've been a team that jumps on you. They jump on you early. They need to play with the lead.

But the way they won against Seattle, the way Seattle was throwing fists back at them, I like the Cowboys. They come out. They went in the fourth quarter, Dak Prescott. He's having an MVP year. He can finish this thing off. And if they beat the Eagles and start to compete for the top of the division, do not be surprised if Dak is in that conversation.

to win outright the MVP. So I'm going with the Cowboys. And I think the Eagles, they've had a lot of emotional games recently. They played a lot of tough ball. It's been wearing on them. You can tell, and they're at Dallas. I think when you're in Jerry's world, you've got the rivalry going. I look to Cowboys minus three and a half.

Yeah, statistically, they're much better at home than they are away. Dak, if you're wondering, is top three in the MVP race right now, so the competition's already been started. Mule, where are you going, brother? I mean, damn, just... Because last week, we did a flashback of last week. I always bet on the Eagles Oh, the Eagles are the best

Oh, I have bags, money's units I don't know Bidges hose I mean God they just got slapped in the face By a really good 49ers team And that's just tough Because you know I've said it before I think the 49ers are

Going to win the Super Bowl And then they had that little spill When all them players got hurt And then they start dropping it And I, you know I didn't lose faith in them I always root for the boys You get one I'm saying

But You never lose faith I always root for the boys. Look. But I'm saying what you said was awesome about what the Cowboys are doing. They are playing strong. They at home. Dak is bawling right now.

He ain't throwing all these crazy interceptions. He's making sure he put them boys in a position to win. But again, y'all know what I can't do. And that's go against the Eagles, baby. Eagles, Eagles, Eagles. I'm taking Eagles plus three and a half. Both great points. Both great points.

Cowboys. Cowboys, good ball club, they're doing good. NFCEs is the battle. Whoever wins this game is probably going to win the division. Eagles, I think, are a better team top to bottom. Cowboys quarterback is playing better than Hertz right now. However, this game is going to be close. It's going to come down to situational football.

We've talked about it before. Cowboys are abysmal, whether it's two minute, four minute, burning timeouts, all the stuff that really takes you to the next level from a coaching standpoint. McCarthy's not getting it done. I'm taking the Eagles in this one. This game we're going to talk about, what you get going? He was already right, the Eagles before you even said anything.

Oh, yeah. I knew where he's going. I know. He knew somebody for a long time. That's what happens. I feel you. I ain't mad at you. Bills at the Chiefs, Chiefs are favored minus two and a half.

Bills have a little bit of a spiral, downhill spiral. They fire their O.C. It gets a whole lot better. Chiefs, they lose? No. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

No, they won. No, they lost. What are you talking about? They lost. They lost. Packers. That's right. You're the anchor of this show, man.

You got to know this show. Jordan Love goes off. So both teams in a GBOT type of situation, AFC battle, two of the sought after top teams going into the season. Meal, where are you going, baby? Man, I talked a lot of shit about this team, a lot. I said they were done. As you finish. They were capito, gar-duki.

You get what I'm saying? But, aye, they changed my mind, man. They fired their office and coordinator. and they plan better. Josh Allen is not just out there playing street football. He ain't playing smear the queer anymore. So things is looking really, really good for us right now. You get what I'm saying?

It's a good throwback. Great throwback. Mom made you say to smear the person like you could take it. And you didn't understand why. You're like, all right, smear the person. Smear the car shut the door. This is a game. It's queer.

It's queer. Got them. Tackle the man with the ball. Whatever y'all want to be. We can be politically correct if you want. But the Chiefs, man, I just don't think they got nobody else. Is Pacheco out from being suspended from the last game for throwing a punch? Does he get to play this game?

That's a great question for Mitch. Mitch? Yeah. Is he out? No. No. He's playing. Yeah.

All right, but they don't have nobody else but Pacheco and Travis, and I'm sorry they can't win with just them two guys. If a team is up on them, it's hard for them to get back on top. I am going bills. I feel like they're going to get it done this time. and take the Chiefs out. You're seeing the Chiefs, it's hard for the Chiefs to come back

from being behind with Patrick Mahomes at quarterback? We just saw it against the Packers. They couldn't do it against the Packers. I do think that the Chief's team is not necessarily built to come back in football games. Not because of Patrick Mahomes, just because I think of the talent

that they have on offense. I'm piggybacking that. I'm jumping on, arms are around you. I'm riding the bills. I love that they got under center and ran the football. They're establishing a different run game. Their back is against,

the wall. This is winner go home. They're six and six. They're staring the chiefs right in the face. This is winner go home. I like the bills. I like the bills, Stephen. I like that. Stephen, how do you feel about that pick? Love it. Love it. You told me last week it was hockey season. So what's up? The new week's new attitude. Boys, week 14, AAA stat, AAA stat, triple A stat. We're all going bills. All great points. I was actually leaning towards the Chiefs, to be honest with you. Why not go Chiefs? I was leaning towards the Chiefs. I'm not going to, listen, I hear the way you guys talk about it. It is a win, a must-win situation for the bills. I love where their heads at, big fan of Josh Allen, friend of the show. Friend of the show. Friend of the show.

Great guy. And for that reason, Patrick Mahomes, we reached out to him multiple times. Has he ever come on the show? He has not. Not once. He didn't follow me, actually. Really? Yeah, he did. I mean, you brought that on yourself a little bit. Patrick, McDonough. I mean, becoming the bulletin board material of the Chief Super Bowl victory in 2022. Well, if you want that bullet-of-board material, you still follow me so you can motivate yourself every week. He's got burners. Yeah. Rams, at the Ravens.

Ravens are favored minus seven. Rams, a big win last week against the Browns who got Joe Flacco back in a uniform. Big win. Put up 35 points on them. Pooka Nakua, the guy was bawling out, had like 70 yards. 70-yard touchdown there for a second, and all of a sudden goes out with a rib injury. Boys are a little nervous. Cooper Cups not having the yards he used to have.

Neil, where you going with this one, brother? Man, you spoke that one up. Without Puka, man, I feel like the Rams is slowly dying. You know what I mean? Without him, Cooper Cup, I know he's the great white hope. One of the greatest white receivers to play the game, but he's not looking like the guy anymore. Yeah, take your hat off for him.

So with that. Take your hat out for him. I'm going to go Ravens, man. I think the Ravens is hot. Again, I just think what they got going on with the receivers. Man, I'm mad that they miss and they tied in. He was a key factor in that offense. Mark Andrews.

Andrews was balling his butt off until that injury happened. So I'm going Ravens, man. Minus 7. I just think that they still all-around team with the receivers, the quarterback, the run game. Defense is still playing explosive. They beat the Rams. Did Puka come back in the game? He did.

I was going to say, I think he came back in the game. Do we know if he's out for sure this week or not? Stephen. That's questionable. Because honestly, I want this to be my kind of like fuck-it-pick-up-y. Buck-and-wick-the-week. Rams plus seven. I was thinking that, too.

Because they took care of business last week. Like this isn't a team that goes out quietly. They never do. He gets a good brown team. He still, yeah, against a great Brown's defense. But staff still has the juice in his arm. You never know if, you know, he takes chances. He does.

But he lets it sling. He slings the lead. And I love McVeigh. I just love the minds over there. Gotta love stiff white pocket passers. Yeah. Get the ball out. I mean, they use your brain.

The strategy. He's your brain to beat them. They usually better. They usually better. They sit down pocket. I like that pick. I'm just, and this one makes me nervous, but that's why I'm calling it the fucking pick of the week.

I'm going Rams plus seven. I think the Ravens are tough. They're coming off a bye week. I don't know. I don't know. There's something telling me. Will, go Rams. Go Rams.

I'm going to go Rams as well. I'm going to go Rams as well, especially if Puka plays, man. These are all, I mean, you can follow us on the social media. Picks can change any time as will they get to. likes to show every single week, but this is, this is the season. It's a Rams plus seven. It's a good opportunity there.

They can score points. I think if you put Lamar Jackson behind, he's going to have issues. He's going to have problems there. Last game of the buyer-sell segment, the Seahawks are at the 49ers. 49ers are healthy. There's a lot of shit talking last week against the Eagles. They came in, bent them over and took care of business. Now, Seahawks coming off a devastating loss on Thursday night football against Cowboys.

Have a big weekend. Did really well. My opinion here. It was 12 and a half yesterday. Today it's 10.5. Who knows if it goes down even more. The 49ers are going to win this game. They're going to win it.

They are the best team in the NFL. They proved that last week. They're the best put-together team. The only thing stopping them is injuries. And also, you'll talk about MVP races. Brock Party is absolutely in that MVP race as well. I'm going 49ers. Meal?

Man, damn. Everything you said, you know, I wanted to say, to see if they can cover it. but after what they did to the fucking Eagles was just outstanding. I mean, they left their socks on. Oh, my God. They don't spit, no nothing, no lotion, anything. It was just.

Loathing me that. Dry. It was dry. Yeah, it was dry. Yeah, but, man, goddamn, Taylor. I'm going Niners. My name is Jeff. I'm going nineers.

I'm going nineers, too. I think it's been tough for the Seahawks. I don't think they're, look. look, they're on a three-game losing streak. Do I think they're down and out? No. But I think when you look at the difference between the Rams and the Seahawks, they're both sitting at six and six. I think the Seahawks losing three in the row,

the Rams have a little bit more hope and feel like they have a little bit more to fight for. Seattle, knowing that they're about to play the Niners at the Niners. It's kind of like, and they've lost three in a row, tough games. The tough game in Dallas, I think it just wears on you. And that's why I'm going to take now. Do they keep it close? I'm saying no. I'm saying the Niners.

The momentum, I think the momentum, I do. I just think the Niners are on it right now. They have the right mentality in the locker room, as they always do, that we've talked about all year long. And I think Seattle, even though they're not dead, I think that they're emotionally drained from their three-distance. I think we're going a completely different way if the Seahawks pull it out against the Cowboys at the Cowboys last week. Yes. I'm going 49ers. Triple-A stat.

That's called. Triple-A stat. Triple-A stat. I love that. All right. I do that to see how they feel. Coming up next is going to be our parlay segment when you bet with us in the parlay segment and it hits you not only win in your bet but you win with the boys because you

are entered in a chance to win a cash giveaway we'll be right back after these messages just keep striking out another holiday season no hose no hope what do we need to do at this point we might's well give up oh here here just take i'm the ghost of christmas riz here to get you bitches how do we do that watch this oh these sweaters are awesome these sweaters are awesome How do y'all feel? I feel risier than ever. Let's see if, well, I feel arisier than ever. Say, where'd you get these?

You can find us at store. .barsdoll sports.com slash busing with the boys. That's awesome. Hey, let's go talk to some girls. Welcome back to Sliffs and Picks. We are getting to our Parlay segment. And if you're wondering, hey, there's a giveaway. Oh my God, it's my first time being on the show.

Let me tell you, we do Bet the Boys Index Parlay and we do E-T-FFs. Bet the Boys, the Next Parley is... is strictly player prop bets, strictly player prop bets. I got you. We all pick one. We all pick one. When it hits, you won that parlay. And also, if you screenshot your bet slip and you tag any,

all of us in there, any of us in there, who should we tag? Yeah, basically, you got a screen, you got a screenshot it, show that you're doing the bet the boys parlay. Yeah, and tag, obviously buss it. Is it coach Pedy? Buston WTB. Once you do that, you're entered a chance to win. We give you the winnings.

It's a big deal. Now we will start with it with the Boys Index Parlay. I will go first. As always, it's not easy. If it's staring you in the face, you take it every single time. And I got Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown. Simple, easy as that. Great White Hope.

Salute to the guy proving that white guys can still really do it out here at a skill position level. Gecko's going to go somewhere else, but we're going to also hit on the Mule, who's going to have his obvious pick. Go ahead, Mule. Mule unfortunately lost the battle of racing to the document to pick CMC. Let's hear who you're going with. Gotta be quicker than that. Hey, I know you've been talking to Steven,

and you getting this stuff before we get it, because it literally hits on my email, I click on it, it's already there. So is he putting it on for you, or is you doing it? I'm doing it. Okay. So I'm doing. Jared Gough, okay?

Over five, over one and a half. No, no, no, the other one-and-a-half. Jerry Goss is going to have a career dad. Over one-half PDs, okay? Y'all know what time. Kate, I'm not gonna give this up.

Jared Gough has been doing this thing, and I'm on ride with this man. Like I told you, I'll probably be playing for Detroit Lions if I was out there in the 70s. You did? You think so? Yeah. When you're talking to me, Taylor was only who said that.

You think so? I for sure, no. Yeah. You're riding Jared Gough? Oh, yeah. Bearback? I mean, you know, I may use a skim condom, you know, them lamb's...

Whoa, dude, I'm talking about riding in a figure-tipping as a horse. Oh, my fault. Master. And now the exciting part of the week is he picks somebody different every week. Wow. He's so amazing that he picks someone new every week. It's such a cool thing for him.

Go ahead, Gicke what do you have for us? Great speech. I'm sticking with the Cowboys. Jake Ferguson over in receptions. When you look at the Eagles and the way that they give up, receptions to tight ends, the 49ers last week, Kittle had six, I believe. Bills, Kincaid, had five. Chiefs gave up seven to Travis.

The Cowboys, he gave up six to Jake when they last time played him. The commanders before that, they're five games. Their last five games to round out. Logan Thomas, seven receptions. The Eagles give up receptions to the tight ends. And I'm rolling with Jake Ferguson after last Thursday. He's trucking motherfuckers. He's talking shit.

He's running over diggs. That's a friend of the show. I love you digs. Jamal Adams gets in his face. Jamal Adams kind of gives him a little swipe. A little no swipe. Thinking I'm the alpha male. No brother.

Jake Ferguson was the alpha male. He's the sheriff in town. Catches it over for the game winner or the go-ahad touchdown. Jake Ferguson over receptions. don't know what that line is, but the average right now is sitting around three and a half it might go up to four and a half. So take those, take that pick. Jake Ferguson, over in receptions. He's also averaging north of 42 yards a game. Usually it sits in the 30s. I was looking at both of those props. I really like this pick to make it exciting and not bland vanilla like,

you know, like making units, like making money for everybody week in and week out. That's exciting. I hope that thing hits. Let me try this one more time. I mean, yeah, no, that's a great bad. I like Jake. I'm going to hit this parlay one more time. Here's the title. Why do you white McFlurry picked? How do we feel about that?

Who? All white guys. Oh, yeah, they always hit. They're all white, and I got it right. That's usually our Soul Patrol parlay. Yeah, but the last time we went Soul Patrol didn't hit. And I also think last time we told you it's time to start sitting out of the whole. Yeah, but you keep swinging, dude.

When you're in a slump, what do you do? I've had a couple of bad weeks in the show. Do I just pack it up? Don't shave my face. Don't get ready. Don't get ready to sit in the seat and host a show. No, I get in my car. I put on some banger music,

and I rip on over here with a positive attitude knowing this week is going to be my week. What's the banger, though? So now we're going to keep swinging. What's the banger? The music. Counting Crows, Mr. Jones. It's a nice little vibe for me.

Okay. I have a little story about that. I'll say it all later. Okay, Soul Patrol Parlay. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Perfect.

Let's go to ETFF. ETFs, I'll start first. Steelers money line to play the Patriots this week. Patriots, what, the last three weeks, have held their opponent to less than 10 points and still lost the game. 10 points or less, it still lost the game. That's blasphemy, that's ridiculous.

The Steelers are going to win this game. I don't think the Steelers are good, but you obviously see by their record they just find ways to win. So shout out Jersey Jerry on this one. I'm going Steelers Money Line. Who are they playing again? I'm pretty sure they're playing the Patriots, though.

We're going to ETFFs. You're right. ETFs. I'm taking the Niners' Money Line right now. They're favored by 10 and a half. Against the Seahawks. It's a little hating fruit. Yeah, against the Seahawks, it's an exchange-traded fund. Like, this is a conservative pick. I understand. Like, I know you're fighting for some get-ups on, like, it's a tripped a couple times, but. Brother, we're having a fun time. It's E. Forty-Nineers Money Line.

49ers Money Line. Go ahead, Meal. Lions, they playing the Bears. I know it was a tough one the first time, but they still got the job done. I'm taking Lions' Money Line against the Bears. Good to see you hit the... Understood the assignment. Yeah, the parlays. Both parlays. But the boys, now the ETFs.

I do this, I do this, and I make money, okay? Yeah, but you do this and you make mistakes, too. To you guys, because y'all think that's the mistake on the show, but then... Because it is a mistake on the show. Yeah, on the show. But in real back. Like the boys index parlay, ETFs. Hey, on real life, though.

I'm taking the Eagles over this bullshit team minus 40. It's like, just think them... Less than that. You bet the actual spread is not an easy team favorite fund. I know you. We're going to go to Detroit Lions winning by one to seven points in the individual player parlay. It's a whole team. That's a whole team.

That's a whole team. I'm just saying I'm fired up. I'm fired up that you got it right this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a hit. As always. Oh, we can take a quick break. Quick break.

Quick break. You've got a button falling off. Do I? Yeah. You can understand why I'm not going to look, right? Yeah, I can very much understand, but I know we're going to break. We're going to take a quick break when we come back. God damn it!

We're going to take a quick break when we come back and we do our pump or dump segment right after these messages. Guys, I'm about ideas. What are we doing for merch this week? I don't know. Dude, I actually have no idea. Man, I wish there was just like a way we could get inside of the consumer's head. Whiskey and cigars on a polo. Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed inside their head.

Dead hats, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer. Buy our merch, buy our merch, buy our merch, buy our merch. Buy, buy, buy, buy. Welcome back to Slips and Picks. Now our pump or dump segment. I'm gonna give these boys games plus the totals. They're gonna tell me to pump it, taking the over,

or dump it, taking the under. The first game, Buccaneers. NFC South matchup, Buccaneers at the Falcons. Total points of that game is 39.5 points. Not a whole lot. But Gecko, we're going to start with you, brother. Vegas is getting better. It gets stronger.

Yeah, they are. They're getting better. Especially the primetime night games. Our boy, Stephen, he just told us the primetime night games were 3-0 against on overs, and they've been crushing it with the unders this year. 39.5 points, I think,'s a lot. Falcons barely beat the jets.

Buccaneers, I don't think, can score a whole lot of points. I'm going to dump this game at 39 and a half. Dump. Yeah. This is a dump. This is a dump all the way. Falcons. They're 500.

They're the top of the NFC South. Baker Mayfield's up and down. I think he's injured, right? He's hurt. I think he's hurt right now. He's been hobbling around. Regos, any way you slice that this game is going to be an under. This is going to be one of those tough.

Go through puberty, strong defensive games, not because they're good. Just because both teams are equally as bad. I'm taking a dump in this one. Neil. thing. You start putting plays together, getting them guys mixed up. You're saying the reverses, the reverse passes. He's just getting dodged with Dijon. Beijon. Bejon's a mustard. Yeah, he getting him involved, giving him the ball, man. I think this game is going to be a pump game for sure. You like it? For sure. For sure. Good deal. Jaguars. At the Browns.

Brown's got a flaco. Jaguars might be missing Trevor Lawrence. That game has gone from 37 and a points to 33 and a half points. Getco. Pass. I'll take it. Go ahead. Pump. Got it.

I just know it's going to be a game where it's December ball. I don't take it under's anymore. It's pump. It's time to. It's time to pump. Yeah. Full court press. Yeah.

It's pump. I like the pump here. I like the pump here. I think Joe Flack with those are nice deep ball. He still got some spring in that shoulder. They don't worry me about the pump in the situation. Is Trevor Lawrence is he going to play? Is he not going to play?

Technically, it's a shorter week for him. But you look at the games the Jags just played, they played against a Bengals team without Joe Burrow and they put up a whole bunch of points. Why can't the Jaggs do the same thing? Why can't a bunch of points be scored in this game? I like the Browns and I'm hearing rumors that Miles Garrett is a little more hurt than we're all expecting right now, which is a massive help for the Jaguars in this game. I'm going to take the pump.

The number, the total is so low. I just feel a little bit safer taking the pump here. super confident but I am going to take the pump here that line can move though if they if they think uh Trevor playing that's why people need to watch the show early and often so they can get on his line lock it in lock it in lock it in triple a stack all right I'm right triple a collect jump up by the way Jack great job with the AAA stack graphic last week phenomenal job I liked it weather report the whole thing was there an alarm in it there's a lot of alarms good

mute then all right next game last game last game is gonna be Broncos at Chargers totals and that the total in that game is 43 and a half points this is a this is a nerve-wracking game it's a nerve-racking game it's a nerve-wracking game Chargers beat the Patriots last week six to zero I know Big Ten West type shit I know it's disgusting I'll go first is a dump game for me this is a easy dump game I think Houston Texas did a great job against Russell Wilson containing him, making it stand in the pocket a little bit more and throwing the ball. If the Chargers can do the same thing with even more elite pass rushers on their side of the ball,

I think this is going to be a good, good solid dump game for us. I think Vegas knows something. I know. That's what I'm like. I'm going pump. I feel like 43 and a half is a lot. You can look at this game and look at it as a 2117 matchup, 2114. But I think Vegas, I think they're figuring it out.

And I do think points are going to be scored. Chargers did only score six points against the Patriots, but they're at home. Broncos are going to give them a hell of a game. If anything, Broncos might upset the Chargers. I like the Broncos in the game as far as spread numbers go. I will not put that in. Actually, you know what? Go ahead and put that in.

Broncos plus three, I believe, against the Chargers, but I'm pumping this game. Now, I would like to say one thing, that usually divisional games end up in a dump situation because they play each other twice a year. They do. They do. I don't know. So I'm just saying, like, what is Vegas doing? Why are they putting it at 43 and a half?

Because it does not feel like it should be at 43.5. I know. It feels like it should be in the 30s. Yeah. Kind of tease you to like, you know, Jaguars Browns, like tease you to take the over. Right. So that's why I'm like, they're doing something here. They're doing, I'm going with that.

They're getting smarter. They played. They played already, right? The Broncos and the Chargers? I don't think so. I think they play twice. Stephen? I think they play each other last year.

here. Steve, you got to know these things. You got to know it right away. As soon as we're on the show, you got to know these things. What's that? Oh, really? What was the Chargers

ending score last week? 6 to 0. I'm dumping. I got to dump it. I got to dump it. You got to bait in the water. I know. I was going to put it's a safe pick.

That's a safe pick. The last part you just said it's December football. I'm pumping everything. I know. But I don't fuck with Russ, though. You don't fuck with Russ. I don't fuck with Russ.

I know he is, but I just, I don't know. When he started doing well, he started doing his commercials again, he start kissing babies and shit, and then he gets back to the old. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's with Sierra. They are doing that because she needs to stay relevant.

She can stay relevant. How? She can stay relevant without Russ? No, she needs Russ. She ain't made a song in what, since 2008? Look that up. What was the last time Sierra made a song? She's a business woman.

With Russ. Yeah, but she's also a business. this woman on her own. She has her own money. She don't need them, man. She released a song last year. What was it called? See me now. No one heard it. Play it for two seconds. Just play for two seconds. We ain't paying for nothing. We ain't paying for nothing. Unless you go to barcel.com. TV and watch our stuff. Don't pay for... We don't, you don't... There's no pay for us.

We're still successfully on YouTube. The merch, bruce? Merch is done well. Merch is done well. Yeah, it's a good black fighter for the boys. All right, let's, before we take a break, let's get the underdog segment. Dogs, dogs, dogs. We're taking underdogs here. I'm going to go first. We've talked about the Broncos quite a bit in the situation.

Broncos plus three. Even though we're not the biggest fans of Russell Wilson and the Mule hates Sierra, I'm going to take, he despises Sierra. He thinks she's a talentless bitch. She's a talentless bitch. That's what you said on a break. I think plus three, they won five in a row. they played the Texas.

The Texans are a real football team, so they just tried as a real quarterback. And I know the charges are the most underperforming team in the NFL this year, we'll say, yeah? Yes, I think that's fair. It's them with the bills. It's them of the bills. And so for that reason, I'm going to take the Broncos.

I think they're a little hot, even though they had a little stumble last week, so I'm taking the Broncos situation. This is a money-line game to me, but based on my records, I have no room to talk, so I'm going to take them plus three. Gecko. You're doing what?

You're doing Broncos plus three? Yeah. Is that what we're doing now? Yes. All right. I'm over it every week. Hey, so. Jaguars Moneyline versus the Browns.

I started it. The under, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're plus two. Before the show, they were, they removed them off the board. Trevor Lawrence is hurt. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. They took them off the board. They were, like, kind of like, probably even pick at the moment. But now it comes out, Jaguars plus two.

I'm taking them Moneyline versus the Browns. Fuck it. That doesn't make you nervous with Trevor Lawrence. Get a lot of weapons. Yeah. No, I just think that they got a lot of weapons on offense. I think Coach Peterson, Doug. Dougie.

Yeah, Dougie. I think he's a, you know, he's a QB guy. I think he's going to have the backup ready. I think he's got a lot of weapons around him. They'll be able to facilitate some things and make it happen against the Browns. Neil, were you a big Dougie guy when it came out? Duggy? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know, I don't doggie, Dougie. Show us. Oh, no, I don't doggie. You never duggy? I buggy. I buggy, I don't do you. Did you mean how to do you?

Yeah, no, I buggy. Everybody love me. I don't do that. I stand in the corner and hold my, you know, my Johnson. Check the weather out? Yeah. Yeah. A little pocket pool?

Yeah. I feel you. Tug and rub. That's the do-it-yourself method. What are you going to go with that? What are you going to be 55 next week? I'm going to take the line. You're taking the spread too?

Yeah. Smart. Hey, if y'all going to let me eat, I'm going to eat, right? You know what I'm going to eat, right? You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to start, yeah. Every segment needs to just be, we just pick one of the way. Somebody do whatever the fuck they want, right?

Because that's what he just did. Okay. Well, no, we've gone over this so many times, Stephen. Have we not gone over it so many times? I mean, don't even ask Jack. Hey, do not ask Jack. You cannot fix stupid. It's crazy.

It's like every other week, Jack was like, oh, did you take money life? It's like, let's just relax. Because you're being stupid. I love you to death. I love it. I think you're like you're a golden retriever. You're awesome and you're stupid.

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Monday Night Football, we got the tie-ins. Versus the dolphins in Miami minus 14. Now, I know a few weeks ago we talked about when the weather starts to get a little colder, going down to Florida, is tough. The Titans are bad. What do you just say it now? It hurts me to say, that's a bad ball club you got out there right now. And they're playing against the dolphins who take advantage of bad ball clubs. Total points, 46 and a half, Gecko.

Where you going, brother? dolphins this is a no-brainer dolphins dolphins minus 14 yeah dolphins and I'm taking the under that's a that's a solid pig yeah I can see it be in 40 42 to nothing

oh damn why you just shit on those god damn no that's just for TV but dolphins minus 14 speak with me for a second news came out about Jeffrey Simmons knee he's actually as hurt as they thought he was.

Derek Henry is not he got some protocol. He's going to play Monday night. Is he? These are the type of games that no one expects the Titans to win. And they win.

And they win the game. It's going to be that game? No. Wait, you think... And I'm going to take the Dolphins at minus 14. And it's not because I don't want to think the Titans. It's because the Titans need to lose this game for the draft stock.

For the betterment of the franchise. They should lose. They should forfeit actually. So you wouldn't be surprised if they win though. No, I mean. So if you think they're going to lose it but you wouldn't be surprised they're going to win, wouldn't that mean you'd want to take plus 14? Listen, I know we've kind of been going back and forth this whole show.

Don't do this right now. I'm just repeating. Dolphins minus 14 and the under. Do you want them to tank, but we're not going to draft another quarterback though, so I don't know what we tank it for? Because there's other players in the field, brother. What are the offensive line? the offensive line. I feel like our left tackle has been balling this last.

He went from right to left, Duncan. Yeah. Balling right now. We did one and a half sacks last week to keep going. How many? One and a half. I mean, how many you did? In his season, sometimes just one and a half.

Okay, I get you that. Good comeback. But the man ain't been playing all season. He just gets in there doing his state. He's a rookie, too. And he's a rookie. He's played better. He's, yeah.

He's played better. I feel like, I don't think we should lose out. I just don't think that's my. For what? reason. You can still get good picks. We don't, we don't, we don't, how many first round pigs do we have? One. Damn, that sucks.

Hey, hold on. Most teams have one. No, some teams get one or two. In trades, in drafts. Yeah, yeah. Acquisitions. We're all going dolphins minus 14. Yeah. Yeah, I'm taking under. Yeah. You don't want to attack that? Yeah, I'm going to go under. All right. He's down talking about tights. Let's go. I'm not taking, I'm not touching the top. He over. Yeah, I don't know what, yeah. Next week, he gets. show. All right. What the fuck is going on?

What do you mean? You go to the next pick. Yeah, it's two Monday night. Oh, there's two of them. All right, next game. Packers, maybe you should host the show. Packers are favored minus six and a half and they're playing against the Giants. Packers, minus six and a half. This might be the, this is going to be a lot.

Packers minus six and a half. I need this more than anybody. This is the pick. I'm taking the Packers. Jordan loves been playing incredible. Gecko. Packers, minus six and a half, and I'm also going to go over 37.

5. I think the Packers' offense is playing a lot better. They just beat a very good Chiefs team. They've been averaging over 20, who knows, probably 25 plus in the last four or five games. I'm going Packers. I think the Giants score a little bit, just to make it interesting,

so that's why I like the over as well. But Packers, minus six and a half. What did the Giants do last week? They were on buy week. Fortunately, they were on a buy. But they were on a buy. They've won, I believe. Yeah, they've been winning.

Yeah, they've been winning. And I think Tyrod's coming back. Oh, Tyrod's coming back. Who did they play last time? Patriots. Yeah, beat them. They scored 10 points. You just said the Patriots have a great defense.

Bill Belichick can stop anybody. Can you say it? No, I didn't know. Why didn't you talk about? What are you talking about? Well, hey, statistically, in last three games, they've held a team to under 10 points. Yeah, they got to hear it. What you said isn't wrong.

Yeah. I'm going to go Packers, though, too. Taking the Packers, not touching it. Yeah. I just wanted to do that. I just wanted to do that because it just feels good. Hey, hey. All right.

I like the over, too. I'm thinking the over. Are you going over on this game? No, no, I'm not touching it. You're AAA stat that thing right now. We're 75%. If you just go over, we won't win. Nah, no, can't do any more deals.

But we are all on Packers. We're all on Packers. All on dolphins. Fair? So. So it's going to be a good Monday. night for the boys we'll see yeah we want to thank you for joining us on slips and picks i'm your host chit savage this is willie getco subscribe and diversity theodore meal jenkins have a great day

subscribe rate five stars flood the algorithm with comments we love you so much big hugs and the tiniest of kisses we're back again we are slowly becoming the penny slips parley that just misses by one leg It was our first week of December. This is the second week of December. Clarity is fully here, and we have clarity on all of these parlayes. We're about to serve up to you. Don't think there's any updates on the enemy list? No, just the three guys on the show.

They're just so gross. It's been horrible to watch. I mean, we're not much better, but the records the last two weeks have really shown some true character. Some people are worried about our jobs. Oh, if Chet and Gecko and Mule can. keep doing bad. Are you guys worried that you might get fired? We're not worried because we don't even get paid to begin with.

So there will be no trimming the fat here when we are truly the only muscle in this whole body. It might even benefit us just to get fired. It would benefit us. With that being said, we will get into our individual parley's first, Jack. And I'm going purely over December football. We're hoping for a lot of points on the board. Three-leg parlay starting with.

with the Detroit Lions at the Chicago Bears, taking the over at 45 and a half, then taking the over at the L.A. Rams versus the Baltimore Ravens at over 40 in the final. And third over, which is the scariest. And I know a lot of people are going to say, Jack, don't bet this game. Jack, don't do this.

Shut up. I'm taking the Houston Texans at the New York Jets over at 33. Combine those and you get plus 595. I will be sticking with my teams last week. Russell Wilson burned me. He was on the goal line. Ruin the parlay. Was not cooking.

Confirmed. This week, we're rocking Lions Money Line over the Bears. Right now, that's Lions Money Line is sitting at minus 168. Seems like some value there. Then I'm going Bengals plus one and a half. Yes, the Rock'em-Soccom pick-em will also be that game, but I'm trusting Destiny. And lastly, I got the Falcons over the Bucks minus two and a half. that brings you plus 575.

This is the week it hits similar to our team parlay. It includes the Texans matchup. Texans minus five and a half versus the Jets. And then we're going to be taking the Las Vegas Raiders plus three versus the Vikings. It's a home game for the Raiders, I believe. Home game. And lastly, we got the Packers minus six and a half. against Tommy DeVito and the New York Giants.

Respect to Tommy, but the Packers are rolling. That brings us to our last one. And I'm going to pull the whole board, you know, just because why not? Starting out, we were taking Steelers minus six, lions minus three, Ravens Money Line, Texans Money Line, Saints Money Line, Brown's Money Line, Falcons Money Line, Bingles Money Line, Money Line, 49ers money line, Vikings money line, Chiefs money line, Chargers money line, Eagles money line,

Dolphins money line, and Packers Money Line. You take those 15 bets and you will get 100,436 odds. That's literally $10 to win 10 grand. As you were listening to them off, I did feel good, and I did notice the Dolphins money line, which shows growth. Shows growth. My Titans are in the fucking shitter right now. then you can't really do much about it, except move forward,

put your head up and deposit some money in your account for these parlays. With that being said, are you moving on to our final segment? Let's do it. All right. If you can go ahead and set it up. The Rock'em, Sockham, pick them, parlay. We are undefeated on the year except for four games, and we look to continue that undefeated streak.

As we previously said, it will be the Bengals versus the Colts. Correct. Naturally, Colts will be blue. Bengals will be red. Good luck Yeah Yeah Oh I don't like that

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