Bussin' With The Boys - SLIPS & PICKS | Will Compton RIDES Dak Prescott, Cowboys vs Bills & Taylor Lewan Meets Desperation Face-To-Face

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

The Boys are BACK for week 15 of Slips & Picks and winning is becoming more and more difficult. Last week, the man in the middle, William Gekko, led the way with a 10-6 record. Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) and The Mule (Delanie Walker) both had losing records, but week 15 brings an opportunity to right the ship and stack units. Here are the season records after 14 weeks: Chet Savage: 104-102-1 (50.2%) William Gekko: 103-81-1 (55.7%) The Mule: 110-83 (57.0%) This Week’s card again includes intriguing road favorites and several low totals: Will Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys end Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills playoff hopes? Can the Jacksonville Jaguars upset the Baltimore Ravens in Duval County? The Philadelphia Eagles fly west to tangle with the Seattle Seahawks. The San Francisco 49ers are double-digit road favorites against the Arizona Cardinals. The Green Bay Packers host Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Miami Dolphins will try to bounce back against division rival New York Jets. Can the Detroit Lions get back on track against Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos? Be the board, see the board, stack units. Comment your best bets for this week’s games.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bills are hot. Cowboys are hot. What's going to happen there? Broncos, we're like five of the last six going to the Lions. And all of a sudden, we don't know if the Lions are they frauds. Are they not frauds? People are saying that. We're not, but people are saying that.

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The interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Slips and Picks. I'm your host, Chet Savage. We have a great slate for you today, buy or sell. We're doing pump or dump the whole thing. But before we get into all of that, let's stick in with these interns real quick on the weekend recap.

Truly impressive how terrible some of the co-hosts are gambling. And it's just showing weekend and week out. Let's just get right into the records. We had Chet at 7 and 9. The gecko, though, with a glimmer of hope with 10 and 6, a profitable weekend nonetheless, and the mule at 6 and 8. So no addition to the enemy list. Something I hope we don't see is Chet try to make a ton of picks to make up for his losses recently.

Hopefully you don't do that. But with that being said, back to you guys. Heartbreak Hotel for your boy, Chet Savage, 7 and 9. Big opportunities yesterday. Big opportunities. I can't believe I'm saying this. Titans fucked me. Tiger's fucked me in a big way, and if you look back at last week, what did I say?

This is the game that the Titans are going to win, and you even took the opportunity to say, hey, go and take Titans then. What I do? I tucked my tail like a little bitch, and I kept it walking. I kept it moving. And that's just the accountability we have to have. No? No, we all went dolphins. Listen, if they played the game again tomorrow or Thursday, I'm still taking the same pick.

I'm still taking the same spread. You still taking the under, though? No, he said. Oh, the under? Yeah, we both took the under in that game. Oh, yeah, that's right. As the interns just said, Gecko on a hot street.

That's my cup. Tyreek Hill. That's my cup under the table. Tyreek, I had him in a parlay. And Tyreek, you let me down. Yeah, that probably didn't hit. Talk to us about your last couple weeks, brother. What's the, give us a secret sauce.

Well, a couple weeks ago, I was about 500. But the secret sauce, the back half of the year, like we've said before, talking to the meal, because he has been in first the whole year. However, he's more of in first place. He's kind of like Jared golf. He's played well the first half the question marks are starting to rise. But I will tell you,

Art of War. This is the secret sauce. Attack the strategy. You have to attack the board. You can't let your mind be clouded by all the judgment, the external things going on. Yes, I'm competing with these fellow boys right here. But also, we are competing against the board. And I just feel like I've had a hot hand.

I fact, we've been patient. We've let the game come to us. And you see me rocking the hat this week? That's because last week I've completely flipped the script to go with the Cowboys since not only the Cowboys hit and Jake Ferguson, he gave luck as well. That was a massive hit for us in the Beto. the boys parlay, I got to rock the fit until I go, until I lose. You might never go again.

Maybe not. Maybe not. We'll see. This is a scary week. Scary week. Scary week. Mule, started strong. We've talked about it every single week.

You've been on a pretty steep decline so far. Still in first places you pointed out. Still first. But what's the deal? Is this your first losing week? Are we still buying? This is my first losing week? No, no, no, no, no.

He's been 500 a lot. A lot. That's when he tailed you. That's when he told you. That's when he went on that super hot street for like four weeks in a row. I was always 500. When you tailed me. Yeah, because remember y'all played me three bets.

I never got my three bets in, so that put me below you guys. Remember that? What? The first week, I never got my three bets in, so that put me below you guys. And then after that, I just started shooting up and taking first place. But let me be, let me say, you killed me with the Jerry golf, gave you that one. You got me. But at the end of the day, you started off week in September, November.

You're getting strong a little bit. I mean, I didn't start off week. I got below 50% one time, one week. Other than that, we're above 50% like, look, boys, at the end of the day, we're betting like we have over 200 bets a piece on this thing. Yeah, yeah. It's tough to go 500. It's tough.

It's tough. It's December ball. I've got to get on my game again. I'm new to this December ball. I'm seeing the ups and downs. I'm saying teams that were supposed to be great starting to play to the bad levels and the teams that were sorry starting to play to the great levels. Look, I understand it's December. You got some teams that's older than the other teams, some younger teams.

They struggle when they get this late in the game. But I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to get this strategy going. We're going to get back to them units. People need the mule. San Francisco, not Tennessee. You know what he said? Yeah, playoff.

The same thing. Gritty. Yeah. Yeah. Limited. Limited snaps on offense. Yeah. Sift.

Blackford. Black for a. I'm here for it. I'm here. No, I ain't blocking for Vernon. I'm fucking talking about Frank Gore. I was a decoy for Vernon. There you go.

No question of decoy. You're a tight-in-rock in a 40s number. You're the DJ. Yeah, I was decoy. It's all good. I knew my role. I knew my role and I knew my check. Yeah.

And I knew my check, which got better of the tights. It got better. It got better. Okay, baby. All right, let's get the buy-your-sell segment. First game, obviously, Cowboys have been on a big run. They're at the bills.

Bills are for, I can't tell you why. Bills are favored at minus two and a half. They are playing better ball, but the Cowboys have really ascended themselves as a top three team in the NFL. The points in that game is 49.5 points. We're going to start with the hot hand. We're going to talk to the gecko.

You can take as much time as you want, six minutes, 10 minutes, whatever, brother. Go in, take me from A to B on this one and let me know where you're going. I just need 10 seconds of your time. We alluded to it. Taylor said in Bust with the boys. This is the number two football team in the NFL right now, and they're playing like it. They beat Seattle. They won a close game, and they also just beat the shit out of the Eagles.

When you think the Eagles would bounce back after a loss, I don't know if it's at 10 seconds, But the answer, Cowboys. Cowboys, Cowboys, Cowboys, take them with the money line. 17 seconds. Money line. Money line. Just to be clear.

You are clear. We can take money line? Bills are favored by a minus two and a half. So we're doing money line now. I don't know. Let me default to Stephen. You see what I'm saying? Take the point.

Okay. Cowboys plus two and a half. It's crazy how this shit works out. No, no, no. We can't have, listen. It's not okay when the meal takes favored teams by multiple touchdowns and puts them at money line. It's okay if Gecko wants to go and take a plus two and a half.

All about the points. All about the point. This show is about making bets and knowing why you're making them. We're talking about units and cash out. Right. So if you want to take money line, take the money line. Listen, for the sake of the segment, or is this camera on me, Gary? For the sake of the segment, Cowboys Plus 2 and a Half.

However, Willie Gecko is going to be sprinkling, and by sprinkling, I mean, handfuls on the money line. Yeah. You got to stop watching Trump highlights. videos. Your hands are getting out of me. He's coming up. I'll tell you what. Hey. Hey, you're going to get to fuck out of here, dude. So disrespect. Relax. Relax. All right. Miel, who you take it on this one? This is a tough one, man. Like you said, the bills has been playing better. They just got it. They just beat Ken City. Had the boy out here talking like Kermit the frog yelling at the refs and

everything. So, I mean, I get it. I understand. They haven't had nobody whoop on them like that. and the bills are showing up. I know I talk bad about the Bill Mafia, but y'all doing your thing. But, you know what I mean? But, dude, Dack has been doing his thing. C.D. Lamb, Brandon Cooks, that defense over there in Dallas has been putting it down, man.

This is going to be a tough game. I don't see how the bills is up on this. They favorite in this game. I'm going to have to go Cowboys plus two and a half. I'm also sprinkled that money line as well. You know what I'm saying? Get a little touch of that. Not for the segment for my.

But my clients. I see what my clients. Well, do you also see what happened right here? Like, he saw something. He wanted to make a stab. Like, hey, Will, hey, how we do things around here. Got me corrected. Got me corrected.

But then not only that, they took the strategy. The same exact strategy. Of course. I'm trying to do this every week. I'm going to get the money lying with the cowboy. Do you have any data for us at all today? Not today. How many times with these seasons?

Because, look, man, that data shit right now is December football. I can go off that data shit and fall. to the underdog. People come to stare at your 9-inch data. That's all they're all they're here for. They want to marvel, one of the six wonders of the world, happen to be, yours 9-inch data. Fads only.

Follow me there. You can see a lot of 9-inch data. Whatever. My fans only. I'm taking the Cowboys. I'm taking the Cowboys plus 2.5. Cowboys have also scored more than 30 points in all of their last five games. Oh, that's a great step.

Yeah, that is. Now, I'm going to take the over as well. We're swinging a big stick this week. I am swinging a big stick this week. say when you're in a situation of stress, don't panic, stay calm. I'm no longer staying calm. I am swinging the stick as hard as I can,

and we're going to boom or bust this week in week 15. We've got to do something. Can I just say this for all of us? Go ahead. I was just going to say, the bills are a tough team. Let's not just not sleep on it. Tough ball and all right.

Yes, because we are going hard. John Challenge, friend of the show, great guy, Gabe Davis. Stud. Stud. We love you guys. But Cowboys right now are. playing in an incredible way.

Dag Prescott may very well be the MVP of this league. Here's a scary thing about the over. Bills haven't covered the over in the last five home games against the NFC. How's that for a stat? Say that one again? The bills have not covered their last five home games against NFC opponents. All that plays into this conversation right here, right? You like that kind of.

Yeah, you like that. But because the Cowboys are on such a hot hand right now, hot streak, and they're scoring 30 or more points, I'm going to have to go with the over. Cowboys plus two and a half for me plus the over. Got that? Appreciate you, Stephen. Next game, Ravens favored at minus three and a half, and they are playing at Jacksonville with a hurt ankle, Trevor Lawrence.

12 points, 43 and a half. Gecko, guess what? This is going to be a theme the whole day. Where you're going? What are you doing? How's life? How's your mother? Let's go.

The Jaguars are bleeding. Trevor Lawrence is hurt. They're struggling a little bit on offense. They lost, too. Who was at the Bengals? The Browns? Bangles. Sorry, I get them kind of confused.

It's okay. But I like Jacksonville this week. I like Jacksonville. The reason, look, to me, the Ravens got away with one against the Rams. They won an overtime, right? Walk off return touchdown. On special team, shout out fourth down. But they stole one out there at home.

The Ravens in the past, you look at them in 2001, you look at them in 2002. Their teams at the majority of their losses, in 2021, they lost their last six. In 2022, three of their seven losses came in December. In December football. There's a team that usually gets figured out, and that's why I think the line is where it's at. I like Jacksonville. I like Jacksonville plus three and a half against the Ravens in December football. Again, oh, and also, shout out Puka Nakua.

Yeah, beast. Bare hand, no conum catch. Yes. You see a catch? G? Here's it again. Just the fingertip. Steps up, floats one.

McCuah! Finger tip tape. Dog. Old school. I'm telling you, bro. We sat with that kid. That was insane. We sat with him at UFC, International Fight Week.

I know. He was like, yay, I just got drafted by the Rams. I was like, dude, congratulations. Like, good luck with your career. Super unassuming cat. Very humble. Well, no one knew he was going to take off. Yeah, yeah.

You'd be like, oh. They didn't know he was going to take off, though. No, yeah, he's a fourth round pick. Yeah, no. I was going to know that. I'd have, hey, we need John Bussing with the Boys this year. What's that? What's that?

Yeah, right now. Right now. I mean, you can still get him. He's happy to do it. We'll get him. Not the same show. Not the same show. Miel, where you're going?

Let's subscribe to Buston with the Boys. Yeah, please do that, actually. I mean, I like what you said about the Jaguars, but again, I get it. It's December football, and they're struggling right now. I mean, with their quarterback being hurt, man, I can't. I just got to go Ravens. I think Lamar Jackson and them boys going to get it done. I know the game was tough last week that they won it in overtime, but, hey, at the end of the day, the Ravens, they look like they're going to be the strongest team right now in the AFC.

So, what's going with them? Ravens, man. Strongest team in the NFC. All right. I'm going to take the Ravens as well. Listen, I, I, Trevor Lawrence's ankle does concern me. It makes me a little bit nervous, but what concerns me more than Trevor Lawrence

is the Jacksonville Jaguar's defense against Cleveland against old man Joe Flacco last week. Hey, Joe now, hey. Joe was slinging it. I think it was five touchdowns, had 250 yards in the first half. Oh, he went nutty. It was a very impressive game.

It was one of those things make you want to dust off the old cleats a little bit, huh, meal? Yeah. You want to dust him off a little bit watching Joe Flacco play. I mean, if he can do it, I can do it. You think so? Yeah, definitely.

I don't know if I concur. with that. But I'm going to take the Ravens here. I think it's a safer move what scares me about them going to Jacksonville. We all know about the weather. I will take the over as well. Let me give you one stat because we're swinging a big stick this week. That's the theme. Seven, the last eight games in December for Jacksonville

has been the over. And for that reason, I will be taking the over and I will be taking the Ravens as well. Wow. Right? You're really putting some picks together. Those are some big... Yeah. I appreciate you noticing. Thank you. I'm a little nervous. Yeah, because you realize,

are all these separate picks or they're used two-leg parlayes? He's going to say separate. Separate picks. They're separate picks. Yeah, he can't get a risk on them parlay. You know. Fun fact about Joe Flacco,

he won most attractive back in 2015, I believe. People were also saying it was the ugliest year in America. I was number seven on that list. Were you? That list was... My point exactly.

Jackie, he'll dig in the research. What magazine? You don't have to do that, Jack. What magazine was this? The fucking Nashville scoop. Boomer Sooner, what was that? The Nashville Scoop. Nashville Scoop.

Nashville Scoop. We had two more games, boys. Let's dial this in. We're 13 minutes in the A block. So let's keep it going here for a second. Broncos are at the Lions. Lions are minus five and a half. People are swirling saying the Lions are frauds.

How can you be frauds with an ankle butter like Dan Campbell? I have no idea, but they're dropped two of their last three. Points in that game, 46 and a half points. Gecko. We've got the Broncos winning the AFC West. I got them on the heels of the Chiefs sneaking them here in the end. If they're going to do that, then they're going to have to beat the Lions. Yes, call out for the Lions.

They need to win this game in a bad way to have some kind of mojo going into the playoffs. But I love the Broncos here with the points. I love the spot they're sitting in. Backs against the wall. Let's go take the West. It's in a dome. You said earlier, Jared Goughbett might be a bad weather or bad quarterback. You know who else?

Grew up in a dome? Sean Payton. Nice. Mule. Didn't write anything down. Nothing on the sheet here. I was thinking about this one. The lines has been letting me down the last few weeks, man.

I've been having them dudes riding with Jared. He didn't get my parlay, player parlay. So with that being saying, and I fucking hate Russell Wilson. But at the end of the day, I'm going to go Broncos, man. I just feel like the Broncos is up right now. They figured it out December football. They're playing strong Russell Wilson. Kissing babies and shit and scoring touchdown.

So let's just ride with it for right now. High, Denver. Let's ride with it for right now. Bring the Danger Witch back. I'm going to go to the Broncos as well. 46 and a half points. Taking the over.

Why? Jared Goff, when he's in a dome, throws the ball a whole lot better. Gets points on the board. Russell Wilson, for whatever reason, he's back through his Seattle days. Points will be had. I see this game hitting the over,

46 and a half. You don't have to see it with me. I hope to God everybody fades me. I hope they do. But I'm taking Broncos plus five, and I'm taking the over on 46. Last game in this segment is going to be Jets at the Dolphins.

Dolphins were favored at 12. And then the boys in the two-tone blue went down to Miami and spanked that little ass, didn't they? Two didn't see that happening. Little Niski for Tyreek Hill. Which, by the way, we did have that parlay. I owe you some money. Yeah, you do.

Yeah, I do. No Jeffrey Simmons, Derek Henry, out a whole lot of touches. Will Levis, 300 yards. That's not the game we're talking about. We're talking about Jets at Dolphins. Dolphins are favored minus 9. 9 and a half.

Total points, 40 and a half. Gecko, go after meal. Dolphins. Got it. Why? They play in the Jets. I mean, that's the reason. They played great last week.

Jets played some ball last week. The Jets' defense is good. Okay, I give you that. But is Tiberg-Hun's. He played a little bit last week. I'm sure he's on the injury report. But he came back in the game. Yeah, he did.

Came back in the game. I mean, he got a, yeah, I think he got that shot. It's got to be concerning that your production drops That much as a football team. With a one player. One player, job comes out. I know. So, yeah, what you're...

Jets. Fuck. What? Jets. All right, cool. Gecko, where you're at? Do you want to hurt the points at all? No.

No. I'm still right. I think there's something. There's something sparkle. up. It just hasn't manifested itself yet. Dolphins. Good ball club. Just didn't do well as the Titans. I'm going to go to the dolphins as well at minus nine and a half. And guess what? Taking me over. I think it goes you have a big comeback. You'll see that later in our parley segment. So you got eight picks on the back. I got eight picks

in the first one. We're swinging a big stick boys. Have you not figured up the theme yet? Is he scared? He's trying to catch up. I'm terrified right now. And I need to figure it out in a hurry. Week 15 will be a historic week for Chet Savage. I said over. He said over. He said over on Everything. He took over and everything. Over to all of them. All right, we're going to take a quick break when we come back. We are going to hit our parlay segment, Bet the Boys Index Parlay, followed by ETFFs. All right. We'll be right back after these messages. Welcome back to Slips and Picks. We are now hitting our Bet the Boys Index Parlay. Now, if you're joining us for the first time, if your friend called you, you said, hey, you got to watch this gambling show. There's two guys doing great on there, and there's a handsome host. You got to go watch that show. You're in the right spot. Now, With the parley's, what's going to happen here is if you bet these parlayes and it hits, you're making money. And then you go on Twitter, you screenshot your bet slip, you tag at Busen, WTB. You are now entered a chance to win $300.

Last week, no winner. That's our right. More for us this week. Actually, the exact same. So let's get right into it. Gecko, where you're going with on your bet the boys index parlay? Breece Hall, over four and a half receptions. He had eight last week

Against the Texans Zach Wilson he came back in You know you can tell he's dialed in ready to go They put up what 30 points against the Texans Yes that was shocking Shut the Texas down So it tells me a couple things because last week Clearly one of us did our homework

Taylor ran with or Chet Ran with CMC anytime touchdown Because it's just you know It's right there Mule over here went Jared Gough Because Gecko tipped him off about Jared golf early in the year But I like the data that's coming alive with Brees Hall.

When you look at Zach Wilson and coming back into this game and him wanting to make a statement and play well, he got the ball of Gary Wilson nine times, but who was second? Brice Hall with eight receptions. He's going to look at his reads.

He's going to go one, two, and then boom, check down. Breece Hall, he gets busy with it. He gets busy with the pill. Bruce Hall over four and a half receptions. That's a lock. I mean, God damn. Do you know they plan

against some good corners over there, though? Do our corners covering Brees Hall? No. They're going to lock down. White linebacker. No. They're going to bring that safety down on them. Yeah, but all you guys do is still dish the ball.

It's called checkdowns, man. All right. Because Zach Wilson is trying to prove, yeah. How many checkdowns did he have last week? He had a reception, would it? Oh, yeah, that's it. There you go. Bill, what do you got?

Justin Fields over 32 and a half, total passing attempts. Last games he won 33, 37, 32. I feel like this is a good game for him to have it over them passing attempts against the Browns. I mean the Browns. So this is, I'm going Justin Fields, man. I think he's going to get this one done. I love that. Do you love that, Yicko?

You feel good with it? I don't know. Yeah, it really doesn't matter. I'm going to go to Tunga Vailoa over one-half touchdowns. Last three games, he averaged over 33. I'm going to go to Tunga-Loa over one and a half touchdowns. It's a good pick. Thank you.

I feel good about that one. It's going to happen. It's going to be good for both mine and Gecko's pick because if the dolphins do get up the way we see them winning by over nine and a half points, that means they'll be in two minute with the Jets, allowing for more checkdowns. That is a great partnership when it comes to Parleys. Didn't like the way you presented the parlay, but it is what it is. We're going to move on to our E.T, F, F, EZE, Team, favorite fun.

Gecko, we're going to start with you. Easy Team Favorite Fun, brother. Falcons, Money Lion. Their favorite against the Panthers. Falcons dropped one last week, and it's bullshit. Already, it's bullshit. You've got to choke out the NFC South, brother. But you get the Panthers this week.

You're only favored by three. We're going to go ahead and take that money line because they're going to take care of business against the Panthers. Fucking win the NFC South. I know. And win the NFC South, Art. Mule. 49ers, best fucking team in the NFL right now.

Probably going to win the Super Bowl. I'm cheering for them. They do. I will be wearing my 49er red and gold. faithful, so I'm going 49ers money line, baby. Get this shit down for your boy. Do you claim the 49ers? I claim the 49ers.

Hey, can I just... As well as the Tennessee Tigers. If you had to pick one, though. That's just not fair. Why? You played for two teams. I think it's pretty easy. Evenly.

Will, of the 17 teams you played for, who would you pick? All of them. Okay, so you'd say it is fair. Yeah, he's going to say, oh, that's not, yeah. Where are you going? Redskins, Raiders, Titans. I got favorite, like, favorites. You know what I mean?

Who's your favorite? Who's your number one favorite? You'd kill the other two teams for this team. If they were all... All out of the lineup, and you got to pick one. And it's like, who's that comedian? It goes, pick A, B, or C, and the girl's like, why? He's like, just pick one.

And it's B, and he shoots the guy in the stomach. If they were all in the conference championship... Yep, three teams, one game. Three teams, so Washington wins. They go to the Super Bowl. Okay. And then AFC championship... Raiders.

Raiders. You're taking the Raiders over the Titans. And then in the Super Bowl, I'm taking Washington over the Raiders. Wow. That's fair. That's fair. Wow. I spent the most amount of time there.

Yeah. Yeah. See, I was even 7-7, so they both the same to me. What are you talking about? 7-7. Seven years each? Yeah, but how much success did you have it? I was known because of 49ers from the specialties from the special team.

That's what I'm saying. You went to the Super Bowl. I know. Who is your head coach? When? with you. I had a lot of head coach. Who was your favorite? Jim Harbaugh

definitely was my favorite. Who was your favorite? Head coach. Jim Harbaugh. Over Tom Sula? Tom Sula was only a coach for half the year. He was my favorite intern coach. Let's say that he's the favorite intern. Intern. Intern coach. Not quite a coach yet

still in college. Yeah. I love that. But, bro, you should claim the Titans. I do claim the Titans. I claim the Titans. Yeah, but if you had to pick one, you should absolutely take the Titans. If it goes, I'm going off, it's a year

pick, it's a year pick the 49ers this year because they win. That's why he's great in September. I'm just like a fan. And by the way, Justin Fields is only throwing for over 3.3. What is it? 32 and a half twice on the season. Yeah, he's going to do this.

Not the last three games. It was. It was the last two games, buddy. Get it right. Yeah. He was hurt the last few of them. Now he's back doing his thing. Let's get it right. We're on.

The ETFs. I'm going to take the Chiefs. They're playing the Pats. It's a good big. Yeah, Pats haven't covered eight of their last nine in Delette Stadium. And the Chiefs have won 12 at the last 14 against AFC opponents. What's up? What if the Pats sneak the Chiefs?

I'm telling you, they've been coming back. The Chiefs are bleeding a little bit? Sorry. The Chiefs are bleeding a little bit. And the Pats just won. although against the Steelers, but they won a primetime game in a fashion that they leave has some excitement and momentum in December to be like, hey, let's put a game together.

Let's shut down the Chiefs. They play an old buddy. I hear you. Now, can I tell you something? Yeah, Zappi out there. I can do it. Really good. Zappi doing his thing.

Right where this curve is, there's a lot of bleeding going on over here. All right. We're taking on water, and that's not the kind of negativity I need what I made. I was just bringing it. I was just bringing it, too. I know. And if it happens, it'll be fun to revisit, and you once again can wear that hat and have fun. So, all right.

We are going to take a quick break when we come back. We're doing our pump or dump segment. That involves overs and unders. We'll be back right after these messages. All right, let's get to the show. Pump or dump segment. That was fun. All right, pump or dump segment, for those of you joining us for the first time,

I'm going to give these boys a game. I'm going to give them who's favored. I'm going to give them the totals. And they're going to tell me to pump it, taking the over or dump it, taking the under. We're going to start with Gecko. This one's coming in hot at you. We've got the Vikings.

They're playing at Cincinnati against the Bengals. Bengals are favored. At minus three and a half, the total points is 38 and a half points. Dump. Got it. Pump, bug it. Hell yeah, dude. I'm going to pump this one as well.

I'm going to pump this one as well. I think a lot of people are going to look at the Vikings Raiders last week and they're going to say, oh, not a whole lot going on. They're going to get GBOT. And who's the quarterback for the Bengals playing so well right now? Jake Brown. Jake Browning. Kind of slinging it out there.

Yeah, and I do. I think the Bengals take care of business. Yeah. But also, I think they play good defense to do so. Perfect. Swingbake stick, taking the bangles, minus three and a half, and I'm also taking the over. Do what? I'm taking the bangles, minus three and a half, and I'm going to take the over in that game, too.

Next game. Really going off script. Last week, you took the Broncos plus three, and you took underover, I can't remember. You did do that. I like the Broncos in the game as far as spread numbers go. I will not put that in. Actually, you know what? Go ahead and put that in.

Off script. You getting you back? You got to get off script to get back on track. You like that? You liked that! Did you like that? We can go to the next pig. Buccaneers at Packers.

Packers are favored minus three and a half. Total points, 42 and a half points. Gecko. Under. Dump. Dump. The Packers bounce back. I don't think the bucks can move the ball a whole lot.

Under. Nice. Mule. Dump. Don't. Fuck it. I got to dump this as well. I like all your fucking picks this week.

It's kind of weird. You just show up. You didn't look up anything this week, did you? Man, this is December ball. I can look up. You never know what's going to happen in December. Throw out the data. The data is shitty right now, buddy.

I need those nine inches. The data would have been telling me to pick the favorites, and the favorites is getting smacked right now. Got it. I'm dumping this game. I'm taking the Packers as well that are favored at minus three and a half. Last game.

Just a man trying to get on the pump or dump segment. I'm taking up. Sorry. Whoa. Bears at Browns. Bears are, uh, Browns are favored minus three and a half. Total points 37 and a half.

Getco. Dump. Mule. Pump. I'm going to pump this one as well. I'm going to take the Bears plus three and a half. Steven, you got that?

Don't forget. I was three and O in this category. You get what I'm saying? Do not forget that. All right. We're going to go to an underdog segment, under dogs, dogs, dogs. We're going to pick teams that are underdogs, and we're going to take them. So we're going to start with you, Gecko.

Who do you got? Go ahead. You can get in with mine if you want. Devedo. Devedo. The Devedo. The Devedo. The family.

The agent that's out there. I'm going Giants' money line over the Saints. I think when you look at who the Saints have beat, it's been the Panthers a couple times. There's Titans early in the year. was they beat a, they lost to a bad Packers team at the time. The Giants just beat a better Packers team later in the year. And through all that, I'm going Giants. Those hands.

Money line. Do you think his agent is his cousin? Because he's seen super fucking Italian too. He does. He loves it. That's an agent that sees an opportunity. He loves it. Oh, he was on the sideline with the phone.

It's how legends get made doing shit he's doing right now. I don't think no one's going to sign with that guy. But at the end of day, I mean. Would you tell with him? No. Why not? Why are you on the sideline talking to me? If he came up, if he started walking up to you in a three-point-old.

Full Italian. If he started walking up to you in a three-piece suit with a chain going from his coat down to his pocket, and he was flipping a quarter in his hand, he's going to rip me off. You're walking away with him. He's going to take you. No, he's ripping you off. He's going to take you to an Italian restaurant.

You're going to be mixed up in something you don't want to be mixed in. Yeah. Yeah, your finances won't be in order. But you're going to be signed. Yeah, you're going to be signed. They'll never cut you either because he's got something on that team. Yeah. Where are you going?

I'm going Bear's money line, man. Plus 150 if they take that. Let's get it. I'm thinking the Cowboys Money Line. They're the hottest team in the league right now. The hot. It's so hot right now, dude. I'm taking Cowboys Money Line.

Boys, when we come back, we're going to talk Monday Night Football. All right, let's go back to it. Let's get into Monday Night Football. We got the Eagles. Favored. At three and a half, Stephen? Three and a half. Okay, because it says 30.

on my sheet. That's obviously not the case. Eagles are favored at three and a half. They're at Seattle. Points in that game is 47 and a half points. We're going to start with you. Eagles get back on track. I like that. Eagles get back on track. I think it's tough. They're bleeding a little bit, but I think the Philly Christmas gets going. Yeah, I think that's a play. Eagles minus three and a half at Seattle. Meal, you're going to take the Eagles as well. So I'll go. I'm going to take the Eagles also. I'm gonna take the under, though, on that game. Bad luck. Very first pick of this show was a AAA pick with the Cowboys.

We didn't call it out. We have another AAA one. Let's hope the gambling gods playing our favor, but I am scared that we did not give the bills enough. I was going to say it, but then we didn't call out the AAA pick. Like, we're not. We weren't rocking. I know.

I feel like our AAAs didn't hit very well last week. They haven't. They have not been hit. They've got to keep believing. Keep believing. I believe that's it, right, guys? We're done. Is there only one Monday not football games?

Only one Monday night at football game. I mean, you know, that last, just a quick little blip in the middle of December. It was four teams, except the Dolphins that was struggling. They had to show another game just in case. It was a bad one. You know, if they were the tightness got blown out, they needed that other game to justify that. Did you mic fall? Oh, he got me.

He got me. We want to thank you. We want to thank you for coming and watching. We also want to thank you for subscribing and rating five stars. And we'd like to thank you again for leaving so many comments that YouTube algorithm doesn't even know what to do with it. We're going to leave you here, but stay tuned for penny slips coming up right after this. Thank you so much. We are back with the penny slips, parlays another week.

Back on this camera, back on this channel, back with you guys showing love in the comments to us right now. Don't ask me what happened last week. This week, we're cooking. We feel good. Christmas is around the corner, and we're about to be dishing out some nice gifts with this money we're about to make. Should we start with our individual parlays? Let's do it.

I can go first. Go ahead. I will go Sam LaPorte over whatever his receptions are. We don't have these lines yet, but two games on the road recently for the Lions. We know how they are outside, but they're back indoors this Sunday. And I think Leporta goes big this Sunday. Next, we're taking Tua over one and a half touchdowns.

All the offense does a score. They took a tough loss to the Titans this past week, but they still put up 27 points. I always feel good about Tua tossing that thing to the end zone. Lastly, Mr. Italiano, Tommy DeVito, shout out Nikki the Good. We're going over Tommy DeVito rush yards. He went nuclear this past week in prime time, and there's no sign, especially around Christmas,

I don't know why the Italians would stop going. So that is mine. I have no idea what the odds are, but I do know it will bring you a lot of money. I will be going spread. Spreads only, first starting with the Indianapolis Colts at minus two and a half versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. Second, I'll be taking the Chicago Bears,

plus three and a half versus the Cleveland Browns. And finally, I'm taking the Atlanta Falcons versus the detrimental Carolina Panthers. Minus three. Parlay Lodes can be plus 584. Now, moving on to our team bed. Starting with the Green Bay Packers, minus three and a half, versus the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Go ahead, Jopi.

Yeah, I do love that. Jordan Love is rocking. And it's Christmas. Every movie that comes out around Christmas is a love movie, a romance movie, so there's no reason to go against Jordan Love. The second leg of the parlay is the Cincinnati Bengals. minus three and a half. The Bengals the past couple weeks have been free money.

I don't know when they're going to start realizing Jake Browning is the guy, but until they do, we'll be riding them in the last leg. And the last leg, which hopefully pays out to where we have a really juicy Monday night because we're taking the Philadelphia Eagles to get back on track versus the Seahawks. At minus four, eagles have definitely been stumbling around, but I think this is the week they get back on track. We parlay those together, you're going to get plus 608, I really think the team betts got a big one this week.

So, yeah, feel the love, feel the Christmas spirit. And empty your pockets into this. And now to our undefeated. Oh, not yet. Just kidding. Oh. I'm going to parlay the whole board. My apologies.

Even though December is the scariest time to parlay the whole board, because as we've seen in the last few weeks, it's been Underdog Central. But I'm hoping this week it turns around. But we still got a couple of underdogs sprinkled in there. So we're going to start out Raiders Money Lines. Bingles Money Line Colts Money Line Lions Money Line Chiefs Money Line Dolphins Money Line Giants money line Bears money line

Falcons money line Packers money line Titans money line 49ers money line Rams money line Bill's money line Ravens money line and finish it off The Philadelphia Eagles money line Parlay of those together and you're going to get plus $189,568 odd that's $10 to win $18,000. grand again get all of your Christmas shopping done with this one parley you can just give people cash at this point and that's really all they want so parley of the whole board hopefully this is the week without further ado we're going to go into our always undefeated segment the rock

and sock them pick them parley of the week jp you can set it up the rockum sock them pickum parley of the week is the bills bills versus the cowboys which That's about us. Pick them as you can get two teams that look like they're starting to peak. But this segment is undefeated except for four times. So we look to stay undefeated. Yes. I guess we'll go Bill's Giants, Cowboys. Bills versus the Cowboys. Good luck.

Good luck out there. Without a doubt, our greatest battle so far this year. This game might go into quadruple overtime. That's what I'm feeling too. And I really do like the bills in this game, but like we stay the day to the other. and lie were undefeated except for four weeks. So go ahead and pile it all on the Cowboys, I guess. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that wraps it up.

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