Bussin' With The Boys - Son of a Boy Dad, Dave Portnoy's Beef with Sas, Rone Books Will for Rough'n Rowdy

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Recorded October 1, 2021 | The moment everyone has been waiting for is finally here. Son of a Boy Dad x Bussin' With The Boys pod. Intro: (0:00 - 7:00) Sas + Rone episode begins: (7:00) Sas & Dave Portnoy's beef, and Rone's role as a mentor: (16:22 - 19:00) Will's memorable night out with Jelly Roll (24:40 - 28:50) Lil Sas's back story & why Sas hates Tik Tok: (30:10 - 44:00) Sas's broke his arm from tripping on his lunch box (57:00 - 1:02:50) Sas opens up about why he hates high school, kind of (1:05:45 - 1:13:35) How Rone & Sas found each other (1:18:48 - 1:25:22) Will's sperm troopers (1:36:20 - 1:39:50) Will fight im Rough 'N Rowdy (1:46:46 - 1:57:00) Naturally, Will opens up the podcast by: 1. Shouting out the Titans and 2. Telling himself that Nebraska is still the best 3-win team in the country. Then we get into one of the most anticipated interviews of all time. Will quickly gets it out of Sas that there is beef between him and higher ups. We learn that Sas did indeed come up with the term "Saturdays' are for the Boys' as well as "numbies" both of which Dave stole from him. Then we get into how Rone and Sas linked up and started the Son of a Boy Dad empire. After the boys reminisce about their high school days we come to find out that Sas has a lot internal issues with going back to visit his high school. Will exposes himself a little bit in the next segment because after a brutal night out with Jelly Roll, let's just say Will blamed Waffle for something she 100% didn't do. We move onto the Rough'N Rowdy scene and Rone wastes no time gauging Will's interest and playing matchmaker for him. Who do you think the boy should fight?? ----- EARN YOUR WOLF: Want to be featured on our Instagram Story? Screenshot this episode, tag @bussinwtb, and share it to your Story. The Boys will take care of the rest... ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Georgia Boots: Head over to https://barstool.link/GeorgiaBoot and use code BUSSIN for 20% off Hooters: Visit https://barstool.link/HootersBarstool and use code BARSTOOL for $10 off $50+ orders Rhoback: Go to https://barstool.link/bussin and use the code “BUSSIN” for 20% off your first order! Roman: Go to https://barstool.link/RomanBWTB you can get your first month of Swipes for just $5, when you choose a monthly plan. Sling TV: Go to https://barstool.link/Sling to sign up now and get your first month starting at 10 dollars.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they hit a bogo. Well, then you got it. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast.

or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano. It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast, Point Game, the playoffs. We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season. And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was calling it. You just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Marquis come in to you, he's like, you know I love you, dog. You know, it's all love. This was just playoffs. This was just basketball.

So listen to Point Game on the I Heart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. The Boys, it is Victory Wednesday. The boys are 7 and 2. Hey, let everybody keep sleeping on the boys. Don't even worry about getting national media attention. Who gives a shit? We're going to ride 7 and 2.

We're going to be the underdogs, as always, dude. The boys are balling. The boys in Vegas, they dropped on on the East Coast. We've never had a good showing on the East Coast. but, you know, I believe in the boys. Basaccia, there's still, what, top three, top five in the AFC. I know the boys are going to bounce back this week. Nebraska's, hey, there is no question about it.

J.P.'s already laughing. There's no question about it. We are the best three-win team in the country, and arguably in the entirety of college football. History. History, you can argue it because I dropped a little stat that I think we are like, I want to say the score,

against the four top 10 teams we've played against, Oklahoma, Michigan, Michigan, State and Ohio State. The score, totality, has been 108 to 84. Now, also, what we're not counting are the four miss field goals that we've had during that time. That's 12 points right there. Another extra point that was blocked and taken back for a two-point conversion, that's another three-point swing.

That's 15 points on the board that we haven't had. So what is it? 84 plus 15. You're looking at 99. Now, those, I can't remember, my Twitter is not in front of me, surprisingly. But I can't remember exactly what,

but the numbers were like that. Roughly it was that. And also, when Michigan State only had one first down on us in the entire second half and was shitty, they scored off of a pump return. Again, special teams. Again, it's special teams.

It's clear as day. We're struggling with special teams. teams. And it is what it is. And there's a, there's a twisted little cynical part of me that, like, you know, I thought, now listen, the boys played their ass off. And I was fired up to see it. People were like asking, hey, should I bet on this game? Blah, blah, blah. I was like, I don't know, man, the way they showed up the last two weeks. Who knows what Ohio State is going to do to us. It might treat us like a cheap hooker. Or depending on if the boys who were playing these top 10 team showed up, it looks the way it did. We almost win the game. The ref screw us. We lose by a little bit.

And I forget where I was going with that. Where was I going with that, JP? What was I explaining? You're explaining why they're the best three ones. Right, right, right, right. Oh, the cynical part of me, the weird part of me, the weird little fetish I have right now. I was like, they're about to play Wisconsin and Iowa. I do hope we beat the breaks off Iowa and Michigan too.

And I have no dog in the fight when speaking on Wisconsin. There's like a dude that sits on my head and just suppresses my emotion when we talk about Wisconsin because I got absolutely drug by Wisconsin. in our Big Ten championship. We beat them in the regular season. So, JP, fun story for you. We beat Wisconsin in the regular season like 31 to something. The boy had a good game.

Dropped a pick, dropped an easy pick, but the boy had a good game. We go on and go like, we win ten games. We're 10 and two going into the Big Ten championship. And Ohio State was suspended because of the tattoo stuff that was going on that obviously would be fair now. But Ohio State was like, you know, couldn't make it. They were ineligible to play. They were undefeated.

They beat the shit out of us earlier that year. So we were like, oh, thank God. Penn State was also suspended because of the whole little, the whole, you know, little kid scandal with, with old Jerry Sandusky. That was a weird fucking vibe. So both Ohio State and Penn State, both the top two on the side of whatever it is,

the west, the east, they weren't able to play. So we had to play, I want to say they were six and six at the time. We were 10 and 2. I want to say they were six and six or seven and five. Wisconsin, who we had already beat. They were the third best team to go to the Big Ten Championship. We go and play them in the Big Ten Championship, and they beat the dog's shit out of us,

like 60-something to like 30-something. It was brutal. I'm telling you, dude, it was three different running backs had 200 yards apiece. That was the senior year, was it? My senior year. My defense, black shirts. Trust me.

I trust me. Anytime it gets brought up, there's a part of me that, you know where we start arguing and I have fun and argue with everybody. and like yank everybody's chain and give people stuff back. There's none of that when we start talking about Wisconsin. I like shell up. There's a part of me that's like really scared to even bring it up.

And anytime it's on the Big Ten network, I cringe because I'm like, damn, people are going to watch this game and they're going to know what happened. But yeah, dude, so side story, I do hope we beat Wisconsin and Iowa, but there's a weird twisted fetish inside of me that, you know, if we just go three wins throughout the entire year, we can just argue, yeah, we're the best three-win team in the country.

But I do hope the boys won, especially against Iowa because, you know, fuck Iowa. I'm not going to say the F word, but Iowa. Right. What were you going to say about Illinois before you interrupted? The Illinois loss doesn't look as bad anymore. No, neither does Purdue. Right.

Purdue beat Michigan State. Purdue's beating everybody in the top ten. Yeah. I swear to God, dude. And, you know, we had bad loss. We had a bad loss against Minnesota. That's it. Literally.

Yeah, literally. That's it. Like, you had one against Minnesota. And so it's like, all right, guys, I thought we were, we were turning a, turn on a corner here. Then you usually get dropped a second one against Purdue. And it's like, fuck me, dude. Like everybody's coming to the mob, the woke mob and cancel culture was coming for me after. After, uh, yeah, we almost saw the last of me, dude.

Oh, but, uh, no, the reason I hopped on outside of shouting at the boys and giving you something fresh and hot delivered is we've heard everybody. We've heard the qualms. We've heard the beef. Everybody wants the sass and rhone episode. I have been fearmongered into dropping this episode, essentially. Somebody was like, what was that one dude saying on YouTube? It's like, we have two options here. You either drop the Ronan Sas episode and do Numbies,

or you idly stand by and watch this podcast burn to the ground. And everyone trolls us each and every week. We drop a new episode. Everybody's like, drop the Ronan Sass. Drop the Rona Sass. Don't know if they're burner accounts or Sass, little saskwatches or not. But here is the Ronen SaaS episode. The boys are grinding right now the whole week.

We've kind of shut down this whole week because we're filming our second season of bus stop sessions. So we don't have a fresh new hot pod to deliver. This intro you're hearing is a little fresh and hot delivery, which you only hear on the audio. And if you're hearing on the audio, kindly on subscribe, resubscribe, do all the fun stuff for us. We need to climb the charts. And again, do Numbies with the boys. And if you're a new listener because you like Ronan Sass, we love you. We appreciate you.

You're one of the boys. You're for the boys. That's why you're listening to this podcast. But we have a fun YouTube channel bustle with the boys. We're on social media and all that stuff. We're going to have a great time dropping this episode and bantering back and forth with the boys. Join the fun. Join the fun on social media.

But I'll stop talking so that way you guys can enjoy this episode with Ron and Sass. Bus with the Boys episode 1204. Sass, what's up, bro? How's it going? It's going well. Yeah. I'm excited to have you on. Thank you.

I'm excited to be here. Are we rolling? I tried to tell him he has to talk like a football player. I said that's all he understands. Have you ever played football? Have you ever played football? No. I mean, I played like me and Rontost, the Rock.

around occasionally. We tried to bring a football on like the road trips just to, you know what I mean, get to jog the, the, the mind. Yeah, you don't take him to the Philly Tailgates? We did. We took a, we took a football out there. We took it to the Penn State tailgate. We just taught, dude, he could have been a quarterback. Yeah, I got a great arm. How was the, how was the Philly tailgates? How was the Philly atmosphere? Oh, that was fun. I thought the Penn State one was fun. We were doing a lot more recording there, though. Like filming stuff? Yeah, filming shit. But the Eagles, one was really fun too. Scumbags? A lot of skumbags? How would you characterize the temperature of the people?

No, I wouldn't say scumbags. No. He didn't. I know it's like a known thing that they're scumbags, but like the Phillies fans. So you wouldn't say Eagles fans are scumbags? I wouldn't then. No, I didn't meet any scumbags. Everyone seemed very nice. Dude, I think it's because we were close to the, like the, it's like the nucleus of the atom. Like the closer you are to the stadium, like the richer people are, the more like refined people are. We weren't out on the outskirts. We're like the true. the true scumbags are. We also went to...

But did you go to the game? No, we didn't even go into the game. In the game, it's disgusting. There was, like, the story about the one kid who would, like, intentionally throw up on, like, someone else's child or something like that. It's, like, the most vile Philly fan of all time. One time they said it was, like, a cold-ass game, and, like, it was, like, a woman was, like, freezing.

She looked down, and there was just a dude sucking on her toe. Just a stranger sucking her toe. Just, I don't even know how her toe was exposed. Just for some, like, some good luck shit? I don't even know, dude. Like Silverlining's playbook? He wants him to hold it. He wants him to sit in a certain spot and hold the paper the right way.

Maybe that's what it was. Maybe that was, they did win the Super Bowl that year. So maybe that, they just had to keep on sucking that toe. Philly's like my favorite place to play because they hate you so much. But if you're on the other, if you're like a fan of the other team, like my wife, she's there and she was wearing the Washington gear. And they're like, fuck you bitch. And throwing full ass cans at her. What?

Like, yeah, I'll take a beer. right when they get the beer, they just fucking throw it at her. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, I think I would just not wear the jersey at that point. Just go incognito? Yeah. Just wear the NFL hat.

Yeah, yeah, exactly, the Rob Lowe hat. Do you have an NFL team? Patriots, if I had to pick. I mean, I'm from Massachusetts. Okay. Yeah. Dude, he doesn't care about sports at all. It's fucking crazy.

And that's why it's awesome to have him in here. Why are you in a Mississippi State shirt then? One of my buddies gave it to me. I like hockey. the hockey is the only sport I've ever paid attention to I don't pay attention to the normal season but once they go to the playoffs I do name five hockey players

okay well that's hard you're gonna make it you're gonna put me on the spot like that you just said you follow it I think I could name five current hockey players you just don't start it up just don't want to you're about to say Pavow I was gonna say Patrick came but does he still play

probably probably that works at a hockey you could get past it on me and him. I'm not a hockey guy either. Ovechkin. Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby. There you go. Start with the superstars. Tuka Rask. Okay. Okay. One more. Land the plane. Patrice Bergeron. Okay. Let's go.

See, I feel like we got a fact check. Let's go. No, because I don't think any of those guys were tired. He's a hockey buff. Can we bring up the Chevy ad? I forget we got to do that within the first five minutes. You got a rip. Yeah. By the way, where, while bringing that up. What neighborhood are we in right now? Are we in a Venezuelan neighborhood? Well, what a neighborhood is? It's Barry Hill. Are we in like the Barry Hill? It's very Venezuelan. There's like a Venezuelan restaurant right across

the street. We tried to go in and get some coffee somewhere. Really weird. Really weird. When you said then, you're like, we can be there within five minutes. I was like, oh, they're around here. We kind of were. We kind of were. We were like one minute away. Yeah, we were very close. But we went to what we thought. It came up on Google Maps as a coffee place. We got in there and it was like a doctor's office when we walked in. They led us to a back room and there was like six people sitting at a bar and they told us they don't have coffee, but all they have is like really hot tea and that people were drinking it out of 32-ounce styrofoam containers just fucking crushing hot teas at a bar in the middle of a day.

And I think everyone at the bar works there, I'm pretty sure too. Yeah, like it was like a wellness facility. We like asked though, we asked like the menu and everyone turned and was like hot tea. It was wild. We left because I was, I didn't want hot tea, and that's like all they had. They looked at us like we were idiots for coming into this health clinic to not get hot tea. It was bizarre. And you're just trying to show Sasser on Nashville.

I was trying to show them a good time. I was like, we're going to get some hot chicken later on. We're going to, you know, go on the tour. We're going to do all these nice things. And we got off on the wrong foot, I think. We just went to the wrong spot. It's no one's fault. Are you guys, did you guys get a rental?

We got a rental. We got a Chevy Silverado. We were trying to get... Chevy Silverado. We were trying to. Everyone must have them already because they were out of stock. Did you, do you know why? Why?

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and I haven't seen one of those in like 18 years. Did you know how to work it? Where you actually have to insert the key in? Luckily, I filled it around a little bit and got it. Sass wouldn't have known how. I was going to say, do you even know? Rome was legitimately angry that there was no push to start. Because rappers are still rapping about it like it's a new thing. They're like no keys, push to start. It's like every fucking car has that. Every single car. And then the one that we get doesn't have it. I was incensed. I was furious. I almost gave it back. You're like where the fuck is the push to start at?

I want the push to start, dude. I'm not trying to be turning the key like I'm starting the Model T Ford or something like that. Yeah, you're not poor. I'm not poor. I'm not poor. It's on the company dime. Barstool's not poor. More importantly, look at your guys set up.

There's nothing poor around here. I know thanks to Barstool. Hey, shut up, Barstool. This is an incredible setup. Why is your podcast so much nicer looking than every other podcast? Yeah. Buddy, you're seeing this now. You didn't see the dog days.

Yeah. You got it out the mud. Oh, bro. We were out in a gravel parking lot when we found this bus, and we did our first episodes out there. Really? Before the AC, before, like, we're sitting out in the 98-degree weather during training camp. So you earned it. You're 100-plus deep.

Yes. Look, check out the boys. It's our first one. That wasn't even, that couch wasn't even there. We just had some busted chair or some hamming down. That's classic. And then it got too hot, so we had to buy tarps to put over the bus. so it kept the light out, so it kept the sun out.

It still looks cool, though. It's like an aesthetic, at least. Nobody at Barstool has any aesthetic. None of the other podcasts. Chicks in the office kind of has an aesthetic. Because you guys just got rooms. Any podcast where the studio does. Yeah, they have a little.

KFC radio, part of my take. KFC radio kind of does. Part of my take is just dumping shit into their office. Yeah, they got there's too messy. It's not like a look. It needs to clean that thing up. It is very dirty in there. They need to pass it on to a different podcast.

You're like stepping over stuff. Yeah. Yeah, son of a boy dad. We're taking it. Yeah, why aren't you guys just want to set you guys up a little bit better? I think it has something to do with lack of respect. From the higher-ups. Which higher-ups? Is there anybody thinking of specifically? We're talking to Erica right now?

Most of them. But mostly Dave and Sass butt heads. We got a lot of problems. Would it be fair to say he's nervous about the new guy? Who's the new guy? Oh, me. I'm the new guy. Yeah, King of New York. A lot of people, there's a lot of rumors out there saying like, hey, he's going to be the next portno.

He's going to be the next place of this thing. Yes, yes, exactly. No, he stole the term Numbies from me. So we've been. You guys been beefing hard over Numbies. Every, every cool new term, Sass gets, like, Dave steals it the next day. He's putting it on a shirt. He's on a shirt.

Sass came up with Saturdays or for the boys. And then, like, two weeks later, that was Sass. I swear to God, it was Sass. I believe that. I heard that stuff. I was in, like, seventh grade. and I sent those in. Are there's Numbes T-shirts?

I don't know if they're actually for sale. But Dave just made one. Once we started calling him out, maybe he stopped Stop printing them. He fell back. Are you guys able to print those? Like, are you guys able to be, hey, shoot up this fire merch? I don't really even want it anymore.

No, they're stolen from SaaS. Stolen valor. Yeah, exactly. So now you guys got to come up with a different way to say Numbies. Rowan has one. Yes. Burr. Whenever we're about to do some.

Whenever we're about to do Cuddles Yeah, he just slowly Burr Whenever we're about to do some numbers Yeah Whatever we start We start feeling cold in here

Start feeling a draft You just look around And you know And it's just like You're about to get the burrs We're about to do the burrs Is that because Son of a Boy Dad

Is becoming that popular? I mean it's on its way Son of the Boy Dad Is definitely It's growing Under the tutelage of Sass And I'm just trying to You know

I'm trying to put him In a position to succeed I'm just trying to trying to let him flourish out here. Why does it seem like it's all about... It isn't. Roan just says that when we're talking to people. We talk a completely equal amount on the show.

And then Roan tells people he produces it. It just puts me in a better spot. It like contextualizes it for people more. Like, you feel like you're better if you kind of remove yourself. You're like, you're a better hype man about it. Yeah, I can kind of like, I'm like, oh, I just play the backseat or whatever. But I'm like reaching over him, like, driving the wheel behind.

to him or whatever. But it makes it, it seems easier if it's just like I'm helping him start this podcast where he like navigates like the big bad streets of New York or whatever. It's just like they're like, we need a description for the show. It's like, okay, that's the description for the show. We'll run with it. Now are you trying to get to a point to where the training wheels come off and he's doing his own thing? Is that like the now? Hopefully. Hopefully soon enough so I can move on to my next grooming victim. The next one that I'm trying to... No, I'm trying to ride sass till the wheels fall off

until he goes through like some kind of psychological breakdown or whatever. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming. Don't you think it's coming? Soon. I did hear... I listened to your stand-up. Yeah.

I checked it out. It's doing well in the views. It's doing well. Yeah, we did well. The YouTube verse. I appreciated it too because I was driving over here and I saw a homeless guy standing on the side of the road and I called the cops. I mean...

We got him locked up on my dad. I was like, I'm like, I think God for sense, dude. Fuck yeah. Just round him up. You need more of that. With your comedy, are you like... What? Is it about to...

Yeah. You're about to blow up? Oh, probably not. Like, you're about to become the next in that, too? He is. I mean, I would like to do more stand-up. It's not really about stand-up as much as it is live shows. Like, I just want to do live comedy.

What about live comedy? What do you want to do? Like, we're doing son of the boy dad live. And so you just want to get like the, you want people there live to like laugh and applaud you. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. You're tired of.

Because we just do it to nobody in like, uh, in like a little closet with no aesthetic or whatever. It's like we don't even know people are laughing at this. I know. We don't. It would be nice to hear people laugh. Yeah. That's why we got five. That's why we have five of those days back there.

Yeah. So you know what something is, they all laughing and you're just feeling good about it. Yeah. Yeah. It sets the vibe in a better direction though. It's like it having like a little bit of a live studio audience. Like you can kind of. to gauge what's working.

Like, we'll just say shit and it's like, was that good? Or like, was that not good? I think it's going to be fine. We got one on October 14th. Sold out, though. Can't get your tickets. Sold out. Sold out in one minute.

And we've been saying that, but it was only like 45 tickets. So it's like one big party could have just bought it and all that. Where's it at? It's just at a bar. New York? Yeah. King of New York. King of New York.

Then we got one coming up in Boston. But he's being humble. There are people. He's got like the suits coming out of the woodwork with like briefcases and pinstripes trying to like be like, hey, like we're going to make some more money. He has people descending on him trying to get a piece of the action. Are you his agent? No, I'm not even. But I'd like to be.

I should at least be his agent for his agents. Yeah. Or a consultant. They pay me. I'll take 10% off the top. And then he gets, you know, down the line. Like he'll maybe get like five or six percent of everything. Right.

He'll be a country artist. Yeah. Is that how they do them in town? Yeah. Like everybody's got all the money. They find the voice. They find the figure. You know, big country is what they call it around here.

First time. It kind of just takes over. It's his first time in Nashville. So you got to tell them what to expect as far as the country artists, as far as like the live music scene. Because we got off the plane. It was 10 in the morning. And there was somebody playing live music like right at the Chili's in the airport or whatever. It's like that everywhere.

Pretty much. It's basically like a, if you go on Broadway, it's like a huge like alley of a theme park. You know how they have like the cotton candy and all the like decorative stuff at Disney World. It's kind of the same thing about country music. Yeah, I'm pumped. One of my best friends goes to Vanderbilt, so I'm seeing him today. Yeah? Yeah.

He's one of your best friends? Yeah. Does he come on visit you in New York? Yeah, he has. Okay, well, sounds like you guys are best friends. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, there's so much stuff to do. I honestly, I live here.

I don't go out a whole lot. Yeah. So I can't sit here and tell you, actually whiskey. What is it? Whiskey Row. It gets alive. Is that it? Are you looking for loud?

Are you looking for like, I'm trying to be postured up in a corner. next to an artist like I'm trying to flex on these dudes. No, I'm looking to like... I'll probably start off the night slow and then by the end I'm looking to get loud. He's going to get fired up. What would you guys say? What would you guys recommend? We got some authentic Nashvilleians here.

Don't start on Broadway. You're right. End of the night on Broadway. We're going to start on Broadway. I'm a Kung Fu fan or Kung Fu Panda fan. I'm a Kung Fu Panda. Is it Kung Fu Panda? Kung Fu Fan.

Kung Fu Saloon. I'm a fan of that because they got all the games and stuff. You can play like Papa Shot and, you know. We got to swing through there for sure. Yeah, I'm pumped. Right next to there's losers. Winners and Losers Bar, that's a fire spot. Yep.

I think you told us about that a little bit last time. You know the hot chicken. You've already done your... We've done some hot chicken, but I got to bless him with some hot chicken. Yeah, we're going to grab some hot chicken after this. Bolton's wasn't open last time we were in town because Mr. Bolton had just passed away, unfortunately, so we got to roll through Bolton's. So what's the difference between just like,

regular chicken sandwich and the hot chicken sandwich because I've never had like the hot chicken here and everyone always says get the hot chicken. It's like a paste. It's like basically a paste. But like you said when you did it, they were just giving you like the hottest things that they could make. When you say like hot do you mean like it's super spicy? Yes. They're trying to. I was literally

on the plane. On the plane I was like so do they mean spicy or do they just bring out like scolding hot? Some of those places. I don't get that either. People come here and they're like hey let's get the natural chicken and the cooks in the back are like how do we killed this dude. Like that's how they went to the place 400 degrees or whatever and they gave us like the

1,200 degree chicken or something like that. It was just painful. It wasn't like cool or fun. It was just like they were trying to hurt us. Isn't that what they all did though? A lot of them did. So there's a couple milder ones that you brought that tastes good. Yes, those were fine.

But you like in a strange stroke of fate, you got like the hottest one of all time. Yeah, that was brutal. Yeah, but you were a fucking trooper. You weren't scared of it. Yeah, I was grinding. We were already sweating. Like we were already in a strange. sauna. We're going to try and get him out downtown, though. He's Sass is so skinny and white that

Jelly Roll might try and snort him, but that's the kind of thing. We got to get a mixed up with jelly roll out here. I'll tell you, you don't want to get mixed up with jelly. No, we do want to get mixed up with jelly roll. Bro, that sounds with jelly. We were at, uh, where were we at? What's the, what's the, what's the, Zanis? We're at Zanis. So when you do, when you guys do a show or do your live stuff or live comedy and stuff, you need to bring it through, uh, you need to bring it through Zanis. I think chicks in the office is coming here. Okay. Zanis sounds familiar.

Yeah, Zanis is like, is it the only comedy club? There's a couple. It's the main one that everybody goes to. But you like that vibe. But anyway, I was with Jelly. We stayed late at Zanis, and this dude's putting tequila shots in me left and right. And, you know, that's kind of my first time around them.

So I'm like trying to, like, be, you know, be for the boys with them. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got to the point of the night to where it just all felt like it hit me because I hadn't been drunk in a long time. Long time.

And, uh, bro, I remember telling me. my boy, my boy was in town and I was like, Brad, I was like, hey, you got to get me out of here. And he was like, he was like talking to some gal and I was like, a few minutes went by and I'm just sitting at the bar by myself kind of looking down and it's all starting to get a little fuzzy for me. I'm starting to come up out of my porch. Oh my God. I'm like, I got to get home. And I grabbed Brad and I'm like, hey, we have to leave. And I'm like, I need your help walking out of here.

Yeah, you know what you need his help? When you need to rely on another human being to get you out of there. And he's driving me home. We're going back to my spot. And I'm like, windows down. And I'm kind of just hanging on the side of the door. Just praying. I'm literally just praying at this point that I don't throw up before I get home.

And we'd stop at a stoplight. I don't know where we are. My eyes are just close because I'm literally, again, just thinking, praying. Like, just, please save me. Yeah. And I'm like, go faster, but like, don't go too fast type of thing. No warp speed for me. We get to the house.

And I'm like, hey, I need you to take care of waffle. And he's like, I got you. Waffles, my English bulldog. Yeah. Adorable. Scrumptious, dude. She's the best. And I just slowly walk up the stairs. It takes me probably five minutes to get up the stairs.

I finally get to the bathroom, bro, and I just yak all over the place. You did? You held it, though? Oh, I held it. And then I'm like, Team America yacking in the toilet. Damn. And I just fully closed in bed out. Damn.

Wake up the next day, a little waffle and shit all over the bed. No way. Oh, no. No way. Why'd you blame it on waffle? You know you shit the bad At this point I'm talking about how bad of the day it was I wake up the next morning

I see a shit stain going down the back of her ass And she had diarrhea all over the damn room bro Now I'm talking to hangover city because of jelly roll All the way to spin this back to jelly roll Like you got to be careful getting around that dude Yeah Because he's just hey Bubba Yeah

Bubba'll do it on purpose to you And you're just like yeah I fucking love jelly And he's like an evil genius He'll be like plodding in the corner or like tenting his fingers and stroking his beard like yes like get him fucked up like he did that to all my friends when they were in town too like he was just like bringing him into the bathroom

or like come over this way like come down this way Hey Bubba here's another one it's like a double shot every time exactly you're like yeah I gotta show him how fucking hard I am yeah and it's a sport and he's a big boy like sass doing the same amount of alcohol as jelly roll would like kill sats there's no doubt in my mind I went golfing with him later like a few weeks later and he was trying to get me hammered

on the golf course I'm like hey bro I honestly You've learned your lesson. Yeah, I can't do this again. You're bad at all the lessons. My mom would tell me to stay away from you. Rightfully so, but he's just a psychopath like that. I respect it. And I feel like there's a lot of people who just come to Nashville with that purpose,

that they're just going to be like the party guy. It's like a good town to be like a party guy. Well, he's from here. Yeah, I fuck with jelly too because he's like one of those independent artists. We were joking earlier about the country artist stuff because that stuff's real. But he's like an independent guy. So he's done it all with his group, with his team. Yeah, it's crazy.

And I think he's getting, he's getting money now, right? Yeah, it seems like it. I think he's getting paid now. I try not to look at his pockets. You're trying to ever to look at another man's pockets. I'm always looking at another man's pockets. I can't stop looking at it. I'm always sneaking a little peak.

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We've been, we've been wheeling and dealing. I want to know, like, what's the deal? What's the story? Get to the bottom of them. Yeah. About what? Just me? How'd you get the bar still?

Like, tell me a little bit where you from. What's your actual fucking name? Harry. You're lying. I want to see your license. It's Harry. You can ask Roan. I'm not going to ask Roan either.

It's not Harry. Let me just see your license. I don't have my license on me. Yeah, you do because you flew. And you flew. I swear to go. I swear God, it's in the car. It's not Harry.

Should we read an ad? We'll read an ad. You go fucking get in the car? It's Walter. I literally, like, it is. Show me your Vax card. Yeah, I know you get your Vax card on your phone. Can't go anywhere without your Vax card.

Here, there's my plane ticket from today. Don't say, don't say my last name, though. It's because it's that good. Okay. But he's... Is it really fucking Harry? Yes. Not that I'm making fun of that

That just threw me for a loop Yeah, that is my real name Why don't you believe that it's Harry Because a saskatch squash is hairy I just don't trust him Yeah No one believes when I say that He's just got that look

You just don't trust him What's your name? Harry? Like your fucking lying Yeah, get to the bottom of them Yeah, how'd you get the bar still? How old are you? 20.

So you can't drink yet? No. All right. Go to the good spots on the way. Um, yeah. So I got hired at Barstool a year, a little bit over a year ago, right? Yeah. Year and a couple months. Okay. And, uh, I'd been on Twitter for like a long time. I've been doing stuff online for like six years. And then basically I was at, I was in college as a freshman and then I got sent home for COVID. And then Gaz, uh, reached out to me. Was Gaz a scout? Is he the one in the front office responsible for the hiring of a little Sasquatch? Yes, he is.

I thought that KB was a scout. I think KB might have scouted, like a vent scouted him and then he kicked it up to Gas. No. Okay. No, me and KB knew each other. And Gaz was like, do you know anyone who would be a good fit at Barstool? And he was like, I can think of one person, but he hates Barstool. And it was me.

Did you hate Barstool? I mean, not really, but like a little bit. Bartstil was probably used for like bits on like just chirping them. Yeah, exactly. And, uh, yeah, so then I, it was a long process after that. I mean, Gaz was, the process could have gone better on Gaz's end. He would be like, all right, we'll, uh, we'll get back to you.

We'll get back to you. Like he was like, so he was like, hey, do you want this job at Barstool? Blah, blah, blah. We like met. And I was like, yeah, this sounds awesome. And he's like, all right, uh, we'll talk to you in at the end of the week. A month goes by nothing. And I saw I'm like, call.

I would text gas. like, hey man, I hate to bother you trying to, because I'm like, I don't want to say the wrong thing and like knock at the job, so I'd be like super careful. I'd have like my parents helping me word out this text, like asking what's going on. And then he'd be like, yeah, things are just a little shirky with COVID right now.

I think it was after like four months that they hired me. Of you just waiting? Yeah. Because it was, it was in April to June, was when I got hired. April 4th, I think, was the day that they reached out to me. So that's two months? That's two months.

Yeah, that's all right. He didn't finish college. Yeah. He's a dropout. So it was two months. Like a junior senior year. It was two months. And then I did, I worked remote for the first like two months and then, or whoever, maybe a month. I don't know.

Until, until August I moved. Okay. Yeah. How were you wording these texts with your parents? Are you like, hey, man, just checking in. You know, I got a lot of stuff on the line. Yeah. I did say that at one point.

Yeah. I was, I mean, it was, I kind of, the thing. I had to decide if I was going to go back to college or not. Yeah. Because as of right now, I'm still enrolled in college. Like, I'm going back in the fall. But I'm like, if I'm going to go full time at this company, like, I'm not going to go back to college. Yeah.

So you're full time with the company now. No college. No college. You're going to finish school? No. All comedy. Yeah, I suppose. Hard knocks.

I mean, like, when you think about it's like what I was going to school for would be like, the end goal is to get to where I am right now. So it's like, why would I waste all the money on college? Like the end goal is to get a job writing somewhere I wanted to be a writer And now I work at a writing company You can pay $40,000 a year To go to college

Or get paid the $15,000 Barso was paying you Exactly Exactly It's the dream Yeah and I've been here ever since But you get to I mean

Do you write for other people Other than yourself? No Okay That's a legit question though Like being a writer He's like I want to go for writing and it seemed like you want to be behind the curtain,

but now it seems like you're like doing all your own funny shit. Oh, yeah. I still, ideally, eventually, I'd just like to be behind the curtain. Really? Yeah. Like, maybe, like, once I've made my millions. You said you want to be live. Like, here to be the applause.

You're the Sasquash, King of New York. Yeah, I'm like... But preferably, you'd like to be behind the curtain. He's going to be, like, daft punk of comedy. He's going to be just wearing, like, a bubble helmet or something like that. Exactly. Exactly. I mean, I would like to be. a writer, but like writing, like, writers for like shows and stuff, I don't think they really

do that well. So it's like not very realistic of a career. I think writers for shows do decently well. But probably depends on the show. Yeah. I mean, there's so many shows. I wrote for like a show that it was like a TBS show, but it was like a, uh, my, it was an entry level writing position. And they were giving me like $3,000 plus a week. And now it's like the lowest level like that they can give you, which isn't, that's not like bad pay at all. No. No. Just sit in a room and like eat snacks. and kick around joke ideas. It's kind of an easy profession. Yeah.

If you could just crack enough jokes, you know what I mean? It's a fun little gig. So why would you, I don't know why you would go back behind the scenes, though. Like, I feel like you're like in front of the camera, you're making money. I feel like everybody who's behind the scenes wants to get in front of the camera.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you'll juggle it. I feel like you'll continue to do all your stuff. And there'll be a point to where you and whatever group wants to come together. and you're like, yo, I got this idea. I want to, if Barstill ends up making some, like, you know, sitcom or some shit like that. It sounds funny, but that's not out of the question the way parcel is kind of going everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Like, it's very much within the question. Yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, like, there could be a sitcom that you're like, yeah, I want to be a writer on this. Now, you probably play a little role, but. Yeah. Yeah, I would love to do that, something like that. Yeah, I would just, like, I write my own sketches and stuff, but it's like, that's like, I mean, that's just like on a note pad, like, writing down one liner.

It's not that. it's like not very like like I've been doing it for so long it kind of gets boring after a while so I would like to like do like real like sketches like quality produced sketches like in a script writing in a scripted way yeah like right out of full script

with personalities from barstool maybe busing with the boys yeah yeah we could work we could work you guys in into the script game or into some skits I love doing that so before Vine got shut and I was on my way you know what I mean you're on Vine?

Yeah, bro, heavy. I had to stop because I was too nervous when I went to the Washington football team. No way. I was like, yeah, if anybody catches wind of me doing these little... I mean, I was just goofy on it. Yeah, how are you doing? I enjoyed doing just, like, funny stuff. Yeah, I was a vine guy.

Were you a vine guy, too? Yeah, well, I didn't make vines, but I was heavily on Vine. You were heavily on Vine? Oh, yeah, I was in like... I think it came out probably when I was in, like, sixth grade. He was heavy on the internet early, though. He was like... Yeah, and then I think it ended up.

did when I was in ninth grade. Yeah, that was a bummer, dude. Crazy that is. Was it a bummer, though? Yeah. I think so. That shit was on its way out for a while. There was like no,

no one was even making videos anymore the whole last year. And then as soon as it was going to end, everyone was like, no, don't take away Vine. Well, what happened, Vine was on the come up because all you had to do is put in the hashtag and you knew you were going to get those kinds of news. And then they went, yeah, Numbies, dude. Then they went with the categories and you could get lost in the equation, dude, get lost in the algorithm.

Yeah. I miss. I miss like the revines too. Like you know you could retweet on that thing on Vine? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like TikTok, it's like you only get what you're presented with. Yeah, TikTok, I just... Not for you?

It's so tough, man. It sucks. It would be for me if I was younger, but I just, I feel like I'm doing all the different stuff and it's just another social media you have to put... Oh, it's genuinely a bad app. Yeah? It's genuinely sucks. Because it works so well on you because you just like drop in and like 20 hours

I literally think that they should ban it. Why is that? No, I hate it with a passion. Everything I see on it, like, it ruins my day. But your algorithm is tailored to the things that you like. So it's like you like stuff that you hate basically. Yeah, I just get sucked in on, like, comments. And I'm, like, fighting with, like, 12-year-old kids behind Burner, I guess.

On TikTok at, like, 4 a.m. But you should just not argue with those people. Like, the stuff, my TikTok experience is so pleasurable. I just, like, see, like, soccer highlights and shit like that. I haven't seen, like, a normal video on. on TikTok in forever. See, I open it and it's just loud from the get-go. I can't like, it can't be silenced.

And I'm like, what am I doing? Then I'll just basically recycle whatever I've put a couple of times on Instagram. It has to be messing with our brain chemistry the way that it gives you such- It's probably fucking people's attention span. Yeah, your attention spans are definitely like crumbling because you get gratification as fast as you want it and like the algorithm will just sift through till it gives you something that you do find gratifying. My little sisters, I have two little sisters and they're like one of them is,

is in, one of them's a junior in high school and one of them is in eighth grade. And they're like, so like, especially the eighth grade one is like the prime, like TikTok, like their whole, that's like their life is TikTok. Yeah. Like all they do is TikTok. And I literally like, I literally like, I literally think that they're like getting progressively dumber and their attention spans are just like shot. Like, you watch them and feel bad for it. No, no. We like watched, we were watching Shawshank Redemption. This was like in the beginning of quarantine. We're watching Shawshank Redemption as a family. And I'm like, this is like, one of the, of the best movies of all time.

My little sister's just clocked out within the first like 15 seconds. She's like, this is so boring. Just get out of jail or say in jail. And then just goes right back to TikTok. Dude, but it might be a dude movie. Shawshank Redemption might be a guy movie. Come on, man. It might be a guy movie. Shawshank's in everyone movie.

No way. I'm not saying it definitely is, but like there are definitely girl and guy movies and there's movies that guys are just like drooling over that girls are like, nah, not really for me. And it's not like monolithic. It's not across the board. But I think that there's some movies like, I don't think women love prison movies. How crazy for thinking that?

I don't think anyone loves prison movies. The other side, like you make a decent point. I'm into prison movies. Try with like, love actually with them and see if their attention spans really shot. It's a good movie. It is. Exactly. That's an everyone movie.

I know. That's a women movie. But it's a women movie that you guys are big enough. that you can appreciate. You don't think Love Actually is for... No, I can't argue that because my wife put me on that for Christmas. Yeah, she definitely did.

No, Love Actually is an everyone movie. Yeah, after watching it, I'm like, oh, this is an everyone movie. But predominantly, I could see him saying it's one. The cover or the way that it's laid out. But saying Shawshank is a guy's movie is crazy. I think it is. Maybe if it wasn't their most famous movie ever.

Is there one woman in the movie? The girl who gets killed. There's a chick on the poster. Yeah, like, what women do they have to relate to in Shawshank Redemption? Like what women roles are there in Shawshank Redemption? There's nothing for women in there. His wife cheating on him. Yeah, and they're like vilified.

Like the only women in there are like the demons of the movie. She gets killed. Whose side are you fucking on, Ron? I know. I'm on the jail side, bro. They should have locked his ass up. Oh, wait. There might be a woman in the jail.

No. No, like someone that works at the jail. You're thinking of the opera music. You're thinking of the only soft thing in the movie. I think what we're missing, though, is the fact that the family sits down to watch a movie together and you who is it your eighth grade sister just checks out on the family oh yeah instantly yeah those her headphones in and the most annoying part about it is like so she's the young ones we have to like we can't watch oh we can't watch this because she's here we can't watch this because

she's here and then we get a movie and then it's like she checks out within 10 seconds damn brutal yeah that's brutal what do you think about uh dave on being on tictox so much i i i have no words No, I don't care at all. I mean, he explains it, like, and it makes sense what he's doing. I don't really know if I fully believe that's why he's doing it. Like, when he's like, he's like, I'm going to get this big fan base of kids and then they're going to all grow up and gamble with Barstool. I don't think that's the only reason he's doing it. That's big brain thinking, though.

That could be some big brain thinking. That sounds like something that he came up with to, like, make it sound better for him that he thought everyone would, like, eat up. What do you think you, why do you think he really wants to be on it? I think he likes being like relevant and like in the in the eye of what's going on. And it's like the TikTok kids like the biggest people out right now. So he inserted himself into it. With the BFS pod? Yeah.

What's that dude's name? Josh Richards. How old is he? I think 19. Sasas's age, probably, probably, you probably, I think he's a little younger than me. 20 by now. You could take him? Oh, easily.

Yeah. Really? I don't doubt it. Do you see this dude? He's bigger in person. That'll be one and done. He is bigger in person. He's built like a brick shit out.

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Not even rebuilding, building his body He's trying to get big He's trying to get yoked Yeah, he's built like a Chevy You know what? Yeah, he is, he's built to last Yeah, they're durable, dependable Yes, but I mean, any advice you have for him

Like, how can he get big? How should Sass get big? He wants to get big You're going to be here tomorrow. You're going to be here tomorrow. You're trying to hit the gym early? No, I'm like gymmed out. Well, I'm still working out.

Hey, recovery day tomorrow? I'm still working out. But I'm not like I'm, I has, I did the weights so long, just not really get into where I want to be. So now I'm just going straight up pushups every day. Yeah. Thousand pushups a day. Really? I'm like, this has to work.

Like science says this has to work. Yeah. Are you getting your protein? Oh, yeah. You get your. Macros, you count in them? No, I refuse to do that. I tried it for like a week and I was like, this is like hell. I was like, I'd rather, I'd rather just look how I look now than ever do this. Then count? You're hitting your protein shakes? You actually like weigh your food and be like,

oh, oh, okay, this has 30 grams of fat. We can't eat this. Throw it away. Is that true? Is that really what it is? No, no, no, no. What is macros? That's what it is. That's literally what it is. Fats, protein and carbs. How do people count that? You got like break it up into a percentages. So, like, I think most people do, like, 33%, or I was doing, like, a high protein diet. So I think I did, like, 33% of fat, 33% carbs and then whatever else protein. That dude's about that life. Yeah, he is. That's all I know.

Well, I've tried to do it, like, multiple times. So I've, like, researched it. And then every time I try it, I'm like, fuck this. Like, this is so stupid. You should be easy on you. Like, you should do something, like, a lot more simple. Like, okay, what's your body weight? like 175 right now

you take 175 and like times 1.5 and that's how many grams of protein you should do. Yeah yeah no I did that this year and then you're just like okay I don't eat I eat 200 grams of carbs a day and then 120 grams of fat or something like that and then you just get an app and you just log it on the app you don't get a measure of be like I hit all my percentages

yeah yeah that makes sense are you locked in on that shit not as much anymore but you used to be I used to for sure when were you most locked in on that when was I when I was on Washington I'd say Washington in my first year on the Titans. And how come? What made you like really focus on that? Was someone telling you to do that or were you like, this is what I need to do to optimize

my performance? It was what I thought I needed to do. I mean, it was what I needed to do in my head. Like I was just brainwashed. I was obsessed with playing ball. I was obsessed with being like one of the best linebackers. And for me, I was like, all right, what does a pro bowl linebacker do on a daily basis? And then I just backtrack it from that and write out the whole process of it.

And is that what they do? Is that what, like, guys who are making the pro ball? Are they that meticulous about it? Well, the thing is, I feel like they probably have like cooks, like chefs and stuff. Yeah. Some people have that for sure. Really? Some people are just genetic.

They just genetically got it. Yeah. That's infuriating. Yeah. No, that is infuriating. It pains me, dude. It pains me when my boy next to me is just crushing it on the field and he's just eating fast food. Who of linebackers that you've seen or play with that just like have it genetically,

that you're just like, oh my God, if I was blessed with that, dude, is genetics. Zach Brown? Yeah. Yeah. Jack Brown, yeah, he's a beast. Yeah, Zach Brown, he was... Where did he go, North Carolina? Yeah, he went to North Carolina.

He was like an indoor 60 meter champion. Oh, he was a slight wrestling champion in high school. Dude was a monster. Didn't really work out, didn't really work out hard when I was with him on Washington. Wasn't the brightest. And he was just somebody I looked at and I was just like, put me in that. Do you genetics?

Yeah, put this brain in that. I'm wearing a gold jacket right now. Yeah? On the bus. Damn. He could just fly around. Yeah, he was a monster. He was on the Eagles for a second.

Yeah, I remember that and they caught him. I think he was making bad decisions. He was talking shit about Kurt Cousins, and then Kirk Cousins, like, went ham on him that same week, and then they got rid of him. People love talking shit on Kirk Cousins. They do, man. Does that bother you?

I don't, it's not like I'm in all of his drama, so I just don't know. But, yeah, I mean, he's a good dude. Like, Kirk's an awesome dude. Is he? High character, all the stuff that you say about somebody that's a good person, but he does, he gets hated on hardcore. Why do you think that is?

Probably just because the teams he's been on, they haven't won the big game. Like, he doesn't have a Super Bowl. You know what I mean? He hasn't gone deep in the playoffs. Yeah. I would say that's pretty much what it is. I think people have like an interpersonal problem with him,

like even just him like going down the hallway and like the way he's like whooping it up after games. Yeah, that kind of shit, I think rub people the wrong way. Why do you think so? I think that people just like want to see like they want something. specific out of their quarterback when they're like a little bit goofy or like they're like playing around i think that that bothers some people sometimes yeah kirk cousins is he's a football player sass i don't know if you know he's a yeah i caught on i caught on yeah the context clues or

whatever thank you but i think that that might have something to do with it yeah who knows though it's not it's not fair i mean like being at barstool from the outside looking in like there's people who like or dislike certain personalities and barstool and i'm just like why do you why would ever dislike that person? Right. Or like, why would you ever like that person? It's like, I don't see it with Sass. People dislike you, Sass?

Is that what you were getting at? I'm saying people like him and I'm like, why? What is he doing? I've got my, I got a fair share of haters. Don't we all, though? Yeah. If you don't have any haters, like, you haven't made it yet. What's the lyric?

If you haven't got no haters, you ain't popping. That's right, yeah. Who, what do you deal with your haters, Sass? Block them. Do you utilize the block button? No, I barely block people. What I have been doing, though, on Instagram, there's this new feature where you can block someone

and then you can block every new account that they make. It's like, you click blog. So it's like, if I get a mean comment, I'm like, you're gone forever. Like, I'm not, you can't even make a new account and come to my account. Yeah. Like, you are literally gone forever. Your children and your children's children will never be able to comment. Yeah.

You got like a whole new IP address or something. Yeah, because I was more so thinking about the accounts that have like, oh, I just made $10 million. I can't believe my friends told me I could never do it. Come to my page. I'm just like, I need to get this. Yeah, usually it just like depends on my mood. Like I rarely block people on Twitter. I mainly never block people on Twitter.

But like if I'm just like in a bad mood and I'm like looking at my Instagram DMs and I see something that annoys me, it's just like gone. Forever. Forever. You ever fire back at the people? no that's because that's what they want I've done it like once every time I've done it I end up feeling yeah every time I've done it I feel like a fucking idiot

after I'm like that's like I'm like they want that like they're probably in their room like howling laughing right now that's all their buddies all their buddies what do you mean troll people but you're like you're laughing like if they react to it

you're laughing yeah you're a troll JP who are you troll who are you trolling who are you trolling? I can't see my comment I know you're not trolling me because I will argue with people in the comments Roan

J-Hovey-34 Just a subtle plug Did he get in my ass? To me my favorite part about it is like acting like you have so many haters Like I just love I love talking like there's a storyline going on Like we were messing around yesterday JPM

And I was like people swear I don't grind And I'm just like People swear I'm not doing this and that Yeah, that's funny. I love that too, yeah. I love doing shit like that. It's so funny. They all want to see me fail.

Yeah, just make it up. Yeah. You know rappers do that all the time? And they're like, my teacher said I wouldn't be shit. Right. No, they didn't. Yeah. Or people like, I'm self-made.

It's just like, yeah, okay. You've just done everything on your own. Everyone, nobody thought I'd be standing ten toes down right now. There's a whole industry. of like self-made people. I was watching, I was in a self-made TikTok wormhole the other day

and the dude said he was like, I get up at 3.30 every single day and I do the Wimhoff breathing technique and then I do 170 straight push-ups. You saw that?

Hey, hey. Hey, hey, they're laughing because I hit the Wimhoff, dude. Oh, I hit the Wimhoff too. I hit the Wimhoff. I was the Wimhoff too. I don't mind the Wim-Wing off. I love Wimhoff.

But 170 straight afterwards at 3.30 in the morning? No, you just. don't. No, you don't. That's like the Mark Wahlberg schedule. Yeah. Oh, that's funny.

Mark Wahlberg wakes up at 3 a.m. to plays 18 holes of golf. Did you watch his, his 18 holes is right in his backyard? Yeah. And then he goes and he's got like a par three like hole in his backyard. Oh, really? Yeah.

He must be such a shitty dad. Have you, did you see, did you see his, uh, it's going to bed. It's 4 p.m. We just want to have dinner, dad. Did you watch his little docu series on HBO? No. I like Mark Wahlberg. Yeah,

I like it. He's basically taking people around his whole like entrepreneurial gig. Like he's a good guy. He builds businesses. And he's actually, he's got his sons like his kids like building little card businesses and stuff like that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So if he's shitty, he's teaching him to be rich. Yeah. I mean, like he, like I was just saying must suck because like they, I'm pretty sure they literally have like family time like one to two like etched in.

Yeah. Written in the calendar. Like if you got to write in when family time is, I assume it's not going great in that house. And he definitely produced that docu-series himself. 100%. And his kids were acting in it. They probably cried one scene and he's like, all right, take two.

Let's run that back again. Do you ever watch the Walburger's show? I think I saw like back when it first came out of the first episode. I think I saw a couple of the first episodes, but it was pretty good. Yeah. I liked it. It's just about Donnie. It's more about Donnie, right?

It's about the whole fan. Yeah. It's like the Kardashians. but Donnie like runs it Yeah And Donnie's it Donnie acts too right Donnie's in like uh blue bloods or some shit like that

Yeah is that Donnie or is that the There's three right I don't know There's the one who there's one who owns the restaurant And then there's one who's in blue bloods And then there's one who's in the one that he was just on Yeah Donnie The one who runs the restaurant is Paul

Oh Paul Oh fuck And Robert Donnie's probably the one that's the little actor Oh there's nine of the And they're all males, they're all men, or for the most part? Holy shit, though. Their mom just died very recently.

Sad. RIP. RIP. I've never had a Walburder's brother. It's bad. Yeah, it's not good. You went and had a one? Yeah. I grew up in Massachusetts. Oh, that's right. He's a huge New England.

I actually went to private school for one year, and it was in fifth grade. I went to this school called Derby Academy. And, um... Did you hate your parents for it? Yeah, I was so mad. They thought I had something wrong with me. But then they just found out that I just hated school. So they like to put me on Adderall and all this shit.

And the only part I remember from that experience was Mark Wahlberg came to our school to announce the Walbergers opening up down the street. And then as a school, we walked down to Walburgers for like a field trip day. Yeah. That's some privilege stuff, then it's even, that's like privilege and like corporate, like weirdly corporate. Did you have to wear a uni? No, we just had to wear like a dress code. What was the dress code? Collared shirt.

Collared shirt, khakis. Damn. Just picture a bunch of collared shirts and khakis. Really, really had a bad time at that school. I broke my arm on the first day of school. Fuck. Yeah. That's why you started working out.

It is. It had to be. He was trying to get a rookie of the year situation, come back for baseball season, and just throw 90. Oh, I was running. Who'd you beat up? No, it was actually a very, like, not impressive story. I had a lunchbox that was a... More of a purse lunchbox.

Not actually, but it had like a long... God damn, this is a song. It had like a long strap. He broke his arm on a lunchbox that was a purse. Well, I didn't know how else to describe it. It was a lunchbox, but the strap was long. Long strap. So that you could, like, attach to your backpack

or something. I don't know. I don't know what it was for. I would carry it and I would fling it around the entire time. And then it was like my first day and I saw one kid that I recognized from like my homeroom. And I was like, where's the French class? Where's the French classroom? I was trying to. I remember. And for some reason he was sprinting. I don't even remember. I think he was just like one of those kids who just like runs to class. His arms behind. Yeah. So I followed him and I tripped. You started running behind him. I tripped over the lunchbox strap. And I, like, catapulted in the air and I landed on my arm. Did you cry? No. Be real. I swear to God I didn't cry. Okay. I held it together.

Big time. I was my first day, and there's, like, a hundred people surrounding me. And they're like, go get the nurse. Damn. Oh, I was a time of the rain. Did you guys run for lunch? What? Did you guys run to lunch?

No. Wasn't a runner. You were a runner? Is that funny, JP? You were the time they did run the lunch? Oh, 100% and I threw high through high school. What do you mean? Like, I'm saying you're down one of the hallways, and right when the bell goes off to go to lunch, I'm trying to be first in line.

Like, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to go eat. Just because I'm hungry. You're just that hungry. Big dogs hungry. Hungry dogs run faster, too. Exactly. And we're kind of toward the end of the hall. So we'd get out and we'd be like running to lunch.

You swim moving kids. Yes. Yes. Trucking kids. Spinning, doing stuff. The worst part would be like when you got caught and you'd have to like come back and walk next to teacher. But yeah, I'm always trying to go first. And then when people come through the line, the people who got like the chocolate milks, I'd be like, hey, you want your chocolate milk.

And I'll try to gather all the chocolate milks. No way. That's hilarious. You would hoard them all? Yeah. Would you sell them back? No, I drink. You were fueling up. I thought you meant you were gathering them all up and then you have to sell them to the kids. No, I was stupid. I was just hungry. That's crazy. I just wanted all them. You were counting macro. It was early. Yeah. You needed that pot of milk. Because, you know, when you say you don't get a, you don't have enough to get a school lunch, you would get a peanut butter sandwich and a chocolate milk.

And some kids, you know, you know high school, Liz. Like, some of them kids are just like, they don't want to eat. They're like, go throughout the whole day without eating. Right. Right. I get that peanut butter sandwich and chocolate milk. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

Robin Hood. You were stealing from the underprivileged kids? These kids couldn't afford real food. and you would take the only food they had. I was in the same boat, though. Like, there was a couple of years there. I was just getting P.B.J's and the chocolate milk, so I'm hungry. Yeah. That's right. P.B. and J is not that bad.

When I, for, at our school, if you had that, you got literally like a piece of craft smack, like, like, of craft cheese, singles. Yeah. Just in between two pieces of bread. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I mean, that's like prison. That's probably bad. I mean, yeah.

We're getting honey dumped in our peanut butter, too. So it's getting sweet enough. It kind of tastes sweet. It's packed in. soft bread. Damn. What school did you go to? That sounds incredible.

That sounds awesome. That's awesome. Damn. That's a public school? Yeah. And they're just dumping honey in the fucking public. I think so.

There's something in them. And they make these undercooked cookies, chocolate chip cookies. Damn. So you'd want to stack up on all the chocolate milk. Some soft ones. You got peanut butter sandwiches and cookies you got to eat.

Yeah. There was some dark shit happening in our cafeteria. Really? But I don't know if I want to say it. Like, would you guys care? I would say it on our podcast. Would you care?

you guys not like when people say things that may be... How dark? No one knows what you're about to say. Yeah, no one knows what you're about to say. There was like a whole... I'm not all obviously. We had my school. So the cookies, right?

They would make fresh cookies. But they would have like the special needs kids come down. Come down to the cafeteria. And they'd put them in like an assembly line. And they'd literally like I remember going into the cafeteria in the middle of the day like before lunch started. And they're literally in an assembly line like taking the cookies. He's, like, wrapping them up and, like, praying them over. They put them to work in the middle of the day.

That's fucked up. Yeah. I wish I wasn't laughing. It's, it was crazy. The way this has been built up. No, it was funny. It was the way it was built up. It is funny, too.

It's funny to make any kind of students, like, work. It was crazy. I was my, I was mind blown when I saw it. Yeah. I was like, that's happening. Like, that's been going on for this whole time. Back in the, in the cafeteria. In the cafeteria.

You see them, you had to kind of like... No, our... Instead of our cafeteria was like... I don't know how to describe it. But then you also say that like all the kids in your school thought that they were like gumshoe journalists or some shit. I feel like that would be like the perfect case for them to like break open. Put in school paper?

Yeah, throw it in the school paper and expose or something like that and just like... I think someone actually might have tried to do that, but I think then they got down there and they were like, no. They made them work the assembly line. They threw them on the chain gang. The elite got them. Yeah, exactly. Got them.

Damn. No, it was crazy. We got to go free the kids. I know. We should break into the school and free them. I know. I'd love to go back to this. Actually, I wouldn't.

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Do you guys ever go back to your high school? No. Never been back? I did when I was in college. I did a couple times in college. And then like when I was on Washington, when I'd go back, I'd like train and work out there, but not like go for a school day. Yeah, yeah.

I honestly, truth be told, I'd love to go back for a Thursday of chili and peanut butter sandwich day. Yeah. Yes. Our breakfast sandwiches were crazy. I haven't been back to my high school since I graduated. And like when I was a, I remember when I was in high school. high school, I used to think it was always so weird when like the seniors would graduate.

And then they like, the kids like that you knew, like I was a junior, the seniors graduate. And then you're a senior and they come back like they're fucking like celebrities. They're like come lean on the door. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. You guys are going to love college. You're going to love it.

It's so much freedom. Yeah. It's incredible in college. That used to piss me off. I was a little angsty boy, though. Everything would piss me off in high school. Yeah. A little firecracker.

Yeah. But I would bury it all deep. down. Yeah. Yeah. I would never express that to anyone. Let that shit out on Twitter. That's what had just hated me coming back in high school, like playing in Nebraska.

Like, oh, what's up, boys? Yeah. Let her in jacket out. Yeah. Did a lot of kids from your school wind up playing ball anywhere? Or were you like an anomaly? So you, so when you came back, it was like, the fucking boy has returned. The prodigal son.

It definitely was, right? Like, I love the compliments. You know. It wasn't? So it was like, no. I thought you're about to refute it. I know. I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking sick. So you must be like a king when you go back there. Like king of Bontere. Yeah. King of Bontere. Well, you're actually the King of Bonteer. Yeah.

That would be awesome. Yeah, it does sound awesome. You pull up like a high school football game. Paparazzi's there. I mean, no, not paparazzi. But, you know, kids are, you know, the school journalists. Yeah, kids are fired up.

I feel like you, like, that'll be your reality. No. 100%. Why won't it be? because your team's football your football team wasn't all that no they just don't care

so they're gonna be a comedian one day bro yeah they're gonna love you like you're gonna be like one of your they definitely are you know when you go to you find the people

I didn't like most of the people but these kids don't know that it's not the same people it's not even high school anymore at this point

oh it's just the whole town you're talking about the state yeah the whole town sucks like oh he's from Massachusetts yeah

and then even though you weren't close with anybody back in high school like when a couple generations down they're gonna be

oh he went to this high school. Yeah. Who cares about the kids you went to school with? Definitely. I went back to my high school. They're just going to be haters. Yeah. You're the fucking haters who don't want you to succeed. That's them, dude. That's them in the flesh. I went back to my high school at a football game and they're like, give us a fucking speech. Like speech. Really? And they all like sat down for me to give a speech. Yeah, but you're also like a Philly. Like, I feel like the Philly guys like, they all loved you in Philly. What do you mean?

And you were a beast football player? Like, I don't think I talk about where I'm from enough for this to happen. What do you mean? It's so much easier for Roan to talk about Because Roan is like Oh yeah I was incredible Kind of like getting like tight No I didn't

I didn't play any football I fucking suck But just the fact that I was Like I was a terrible athlete I'm a terrible athlete But even to go back Just like having like some success From battle rap

It was before I was even at bar stools They were just like Give us a fucking speech They loved it I like came back and did a concert At my school And I was like trying to do like Regular songs

And I was like like, you know what? These kids just want to fucking go nuts. So I have one song that I just did when I was like with my, I would just like, when I'd be sitting around with my boys like trying to smoke, I would just be like, who got the lighter, who got the lighter, who got the lighter, boy. And then I started doing that. And the fucking crowd went. It was some Sean Paul.

I was like, I got the lighter, fire reigniter. I came with the flame. And they were going fucking nuts, dude. It was like, like they didn't fuck with any of the other music, like the songs I was actually working on. And then I did that song and they were like a fucking full mosh. people going crazy. It was a nice...

But that was like the last time I've been back for like a show at my high school. I haven't been back since a conquering hero. It was... That was dope though.

That was very cool. It seems like you need to go back to your high school. You should. I'm saying like they'll love you. It's not going to be the same experience that you had. In fact, you can kind of exercise

those demons by getting back in high school. Face your fears. Knowing the kids in my town and like their parents and stuff, I'm probably like the enemy of the town. You don't know that. He's putting a disgrace to the name of this town. What have you even done? That's disgraceful.

Nothing. They're crazy. So you're just, this is just something eternal. We can unpack this. We don't pack this. Why do you feel like it's that way? You want to lie down on the couch? No, not at all.

No, just a lot of the people from my town are like really crazy. Yeah, but you could just be making this stuff up now. No. It's like an own thing between me and like the normal people. A crazy how about. So you wouldn't want to go back because you get clowned by your boys. your normal people friends that you're thinking of. No, my boys.

My boys are my boys. Please. I'm seeing one of my boys after this. But they were like the goth kids that sat underneath the bleachers and like football's gay. No, we, uh, it actually is kind of true. My buddy that we're going to see was on the, you make fun of football?

You're not football because football wasn't as big. It was, well, it was actually huge at our school. But lacrosse was like, the big one. And we would, we would rip on the lacrosse team pretty hard. And, uh, my,

then like, but also one of my best friends is on the lacrosse is on the lacrosse team. So, and we still shit, we, we, we, we, like, just such a weird school.

Like, we, it was, we graduated high school. And it was day of graduation, everyone smoked cigars on the turf. That fires me up on the field. I loved it. I was like,

and I hate, I hate shit like that, but I was like, damn, this is awesome. I was like, I'm having a great time doing this, smoking the cigar on. on the field.

They're not allowed to smoke cigars. The lacrosse players weren't allowed to because one of the teams from the other town, a couple of years back, they were going up against each other in states. And they came over and they took pictures of the lacrosse kids smoking cigars and sent them into like the high school rule book, whatever it is. And those kids got suspended from the states. For smoking cigars as high school graduates?

Yeah. You're 18 years old. It's 21 in Massachusetts now. What the fuck? Yeah. damn wow that kind of sucks

lacrosse is gay yeah yeah you're right yeah you were spot on holy shit yeah

and we were like going on a school trip one time and like he wasn't allowed to go because lacrosse I don't know

it's like they treat it like he's like he's going to the fucking military it's like dude we're like

we're like 14 yeah and there's not even like the trajectory of lacrosse to be like a huge

pro sport or anything like that that's whack it's also a boring sport to watch I'm sorry Gary You're the only lacrosse guy we got I know nothing about lacrosse

Yeah you probably don't know the rules I bro I played I laced up I laid up for like three years I was so bad I don't know why I played Still to this day I asked myself I'm like why did I do that I think it was just everyone else in my town played

So I was like this is something I'm doing now And I was so bad Do you have like a weird running style like? Oh yeah I'm very unathletic Except for quarterback He could have been a quarterback I can throw both. I can throw both ways, too.

He's ambidextrous. Has anyone ever done that? Has there ever been a quarterback who's just throwing with both hands? I got a perfect spiral on both arms. Yeah? Yeah. I do. Do we have a ball here?

Get this boy a rock. I'd love to see you. Probably this guy a rock. His seven step drop, bro. His seven step drop is incredible. His balance, he just feels the pocket. You could just tell his sense of the pocket. His awareness is off the charts.

Do you guys like weird question off topic? Do you guys like these microphones better than the ones at? the New York office. I have no clue. I don't have a whole lot of experience with the ones. I love these. Great microphones.

Yeah, these are the cool ones. These are like sexy. I wish we had these. There you go, boys. This whole setup is sexy. Yeah, like everything's sexy about this. I'm just jealous from...

We got these big asses. Like, we got these microphones. They're like probably same size as this, but like the phone part is like this big. Yeah. It's like a Tom Brok all mic. And they smell bad. Really?

Does that smell back there, Alex? Does that one smell? No, this is from... people recording before us. But your guys don't smell. No, you would know. You don't even have to get that close. Yeah, no one else even used it.

We need our own studio. This is awesome. It's just like what? Like you use, you're using that chair every time. You use, you're the only one that uses that microphone. Yeah.

Don't have to worry about it. It's stanking. Right. Taylor sits in that one. Guess it's in that one. It's all works out. It's perfect. You just farting.

Oh, Bloss. We got shout out Bloss. Bloss set up a lot of this stuff. Shout out. All the aesthetics going on, all the lights and lighting and everything. Shout out Bloss. Shout out Blas. He's a good man.

Big shout out to Bloss. Big shout out. So is this your whole crew right here? Yeah. It's the boys. The only one we're missing is Taylor. He's at practice right now because he's employed. That's dope.

That's dope. Yeah. So do you guys all work for Barstool or no? Or do they work for you? They work for me. That sounds weird to say. I'm sorry, boys. He's like, hey, he's even with that shit, man.

No, I was curious. Yeah. Yeah. No, when we got found, we were already kind of put together a little bit. Nice. So we got in there. That's awesome. No, it's dope.

They deserve more credit. They did the behind the scenes because the behind the scenes people at like barstool headquarters are always getting credit. They're like sneaking on the content and they're like, you know, zillion beers and their ways into things. Yeah. Oh. You guys should take a video of you guys burning a zillion beers shirt. See, I'm from the warehouse. Down cool with Dana.

Yes, how are we? We are too. Yeah. It doesn't sound like you. No, we are. No, Dana's the boy. Yeah. Dana's in Mississippi with Coach Prime

So anytime I'm going down there to see Coach Prime I'm chilling with Dana. Yeah. They love him down there. They go nuts for Dana down there. He's the man. Yeah. He's kind of snuck his way in front of the camera.

Not even sn-like it's like a viable career path. I think that a lot of people at Barstle start behind the scenes and then they make their way onto the scenes. Like Frankie Borrelli was Dave's cameraman and now he's a host of Foreplay. I think it's like a viable work. your way up. It's not even like shade necessarily, but it's like

people deserve the credit that they of like the work that they put in I think. And your boys are putting in somewhere. They deserve some credit. Oh yeah, 100%. Shout out all the boys. Do I need to go one by one? J.P. Hovey. No, let's give them all. Let's give them all. Let's give them all. Do each one of them. Plas Fernandez, Jack McPherson,

Garrett Hargis, Alex Lagos. I love these names. SAS doesn't even know the names of the people that work on his shit. That's not true. That's not true, man. My roommate does it. All this stems back from it. It seems like his younger days, man, his high school days.

You got a lot of hate in that heart. You got a lot of anger that you got to exercise. My roommate Owen produces son of a boy dad. Right. Our boy, Tyler Miller, does the clips for our podcast. And then Jake Malasak produces or does the whole video. Okay. And they set up the cameras.

That's my team. You didn't try that your producer? I would take a bullet for any of those boys. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, I would take a bullet for you guys, man. Likewise. And you didn't shout out the producer.

I did shout out the producer, bro. How did you guys come up with son of a boy dad? Sask came up with it actually. No, Ron came up with it. No, we literally just texted back and forth names until like, I just sent like 20 names and I was like, this one's making me laugh the most. And so we just ran with it.

Yeah, I think it's got to get flow to it too. I like it. I have no regrets on the name at all. I love the name. People will be like, no, people will be like, people will comment. People will comment and be like, good pod, brutal name. When have you ever, like, decided what, like, you're knocking, you're, I love this

Paul, but I gotta stop listening to it, dude, the name. The name just pissing me off. The title of it is just killing me. Names don't mean anything. Like, the names of books, the names of movies, people's names, like, they just don't mean anything. Like, your name isn't, like, determinative of, like, your character as a person or of, like, how good a fucking movie's going to be.

Actually, the only thing it matters in is restaurants. You could tell how good a. restaurant is based on on its name like if something's like pub and kitchen or something like that true true you're going to eat some good ass food there if there's ever an and in a restaurant name it's going to be some good as food okay fork and spoon or some shit like that it's gonna fucking play or like figs and berries that's just going to be delicious yeah that makes sense that's a little wisdom that's something i've learned from being on the road out here it is true it is true we exclusively go to places with ands or something that has kitchen in the name kitchen's good

If it says kitchen in it. You've got to try a kitchen sometime, bro. It'll flip your fucking lid. It'll have you going fucking crazy. How did you guys find each other? Like working together? Tinder. Grindr?

No, we uh, the yak. But Sass was just like, Sash was, had been working at Barstool for like a year. Did it? He had said that he was working on a podcast, like on his own, like trying to do a solo. Oh, no, I try. tried to, but they were like, no. Like, I tried, I recorded a pre-episode and they were like, nah. They were like, yeah, I think you should stick to more video stuff. It sucked. It was really

bad. Did it actually suck? Was it actually bad? It was me taught. It was like my first week there. I was talking alone in a room. What did you, what did you talk about? What did you say? Or like, what did you? I don't know. I don't even like want to think about it because it's like, it was so cringy. No. It was so cringy looking back on it. Yeah. It's hard to do a podcast, we're the only person in the room. Yeah, unless you're like Bill Burr Some shit like that But even he probably has like a producer in his room

Beal Vaughan Deauvon Dio Von just rambles DeLia Dalia's good at it Even though he got canceled last year Tim Dillon kind of does it on his own Tim Dillon's got his

Ben Shapiro Ben Habry Like there's a lot of people who just like rip through some shit Brennan Chob Yeah but he does Below the belt He's like talking about

He has topics Like to me like when I watch Dalia Like Dalia is literally like just looking at the camera and going off the cuff. Doesn't Alex do as by yourself sometimes? Alex Cooper? Yeah, I think. Yeah, probably.

Are we Alex Cooper fans here? Oh. She's the big homie. Yeah? She's family to us. Okay. Yeah. Anytime we're like in a pinch or we're like, hey, like Dave and Erica are acting

like kind of funny about like putting us in in these like five star hotels or whatever. Like what should we say to them? Like what's the best way to complain? She'll just fly out to New York and she'll just like, Spend some time with us. Yeah. She'll take care of it. Yeah.

She's the shit. Sounds like love, man. Yeah. Do you guys have the same relationship with her? No, we don't know her. Oh, no. We'll get her out here sometime for sure. Yeah, busts him with the boys.

Yeah. It seems like it would fit. Yeah. You know, call her daddy, busts him with the boys. Right. Yeah. Boy dad. It's like we're in kind of the boy triangle.

Boys and dad. You know, boys and dads and... Son of a boy dad. Taylor calls himself dad. It's like a self-prevank thing. He calls him daddy. Yeah. You know what I mean?

it all kind of fits together. Yeah. We should do like a crossover. We should do like a live show. As you can tell, like I'm always trying to get the bar, the barstool community out here, bro. Yeah. Rohn's been out here. I didn't even know when I had zillion beers on, like, that it was, well, he wasn't.

That it was beast. Remember how I was that? Yeah. Remember when I said I had him on? Like, he was just blowing up a zillion beer. So I just thought he was like a big barstool guy, like a big barstool personality talent. Right. He thought that because he wanted you to think that.

Yeah. And then he sat on the couch talking about, you know, his journey and how he just kind of started the whole t-shirt thing and I'm just like oh so yeah he's neglecting his actual work yeah he's supposed to be editing like there's a bunch of unedited footage that's just sitting at his desk because he just was trying to go on uh he's trying to sleep on the couch out in the balcony yeah he's trying to go on missions but no sass was just uh sass like he had been there for like a year I heard he was doing a podcast and I was like let's just like let's just try and record something like let's just like try and get

in the booth like we recorded a couple and was like, oh, this is super easy. It just didn't feel like work. And like, all right, we're just going to start putting them out. And just started cranking them out. I mean, Barstle's a big podcast network. That's one of the best ways Barstle can make money through one of their like 57 podcasts. So it's like, let's make, let's get another podcast.

Let's throw a podcast on the fire. And it's going on. And when you guys had the idea, they were just all about it? Oh, yeah. Because when they shut you down individually. But they shut me down individually because the podcast sucked. Like, it wasn't like a personal thing. But it might not have sucked.

It was genuinely bad. I would like to take a listen to it. I think it's wiped. I think I deleted everything from that. Really? Yeah. I want to hear it because it might not have sucked. You might have just had that self-doubt thing that you got going.

I think I was also like super nervous because he was like my first week there. I was like someone's going to come in when I'm recording. Yeah. Or just not even come in but walk by the window. It's hard to like make yourself laugh when you're by yourself. Like you feel like a crazy person. Yeah. Just sitting there for an hour.

like telling jokes to no one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane to like a blank wall. Yeah. It's very, it's just like an asylum type behavior. Yeah.

Like the origin story of a maniac. Yeah. Like you're just telling, just cracking jokes to yourself. But, uh, we linked in together. We just like, show it to people. It wasn't really, it wasn't even really a question. They were just like, yeah, they were like, yeah, you guys can do it. Do whatever you want.

It's doing well. Yeah, it's doing great. I've listened to a couple. Hell yes. They're fun. I mean, it's just like, it's not like, it's not like, it's not like high level comedy. We're just like in there. It should feel like you're just like sitting and like talking with two of your friends, I think.

Yeah, you guys kind of just go off the cuff. No plan. Yeah, for the most part. Sometimes I'll have like a couple things in my head that I'll be like, oh, maybe we could talk about this. But like usually it's pretty. You've been writing for the show, bro? Rohn doesn't like when I write. Do you ever get nervous with Rhone because he's like a rap battle and he's always just off the cuff all the time?

No, no, not at all. He's not scary. Sometimes Rohn gets going in front of me and I'm sitting here like I can't even keep up with what they're saying. He talks. He's quite the talker. That's the thing too. It's funny because Rone could literally do this podcast with anyone. What do you mean?

Like, I mean, you could have a conversation with anybody for an hour straight once a week. I do just have a fucking. You have good. You have good. He's saying he goes on or that he, he chose him.

I don't think that's what he's saying. No, I'm just saying like it's, I'm saying more as like, it's crazy like how Rone is like such like a good conversationalist. Like, yeah. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Yeah.

Like when Roan, I don't know if you guys watch the, watch the yak ever, but like, if Roan or Big Cat aren't there, it turns into like a shit show. Because they are just like so good at, like, keeping the show flowing. I'm just to talk to, or it doesn't really get me in trouble, but I'll just like even talk to strangers and shit like that. Like, we went to the Yankees game and like. Well, that wasn't even talking to strangers. You were harassing them? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

They'll get me in trouble sometimes. I was just sitting there with him, Nick and KB, and I was just like, talking shit to strangers or just like getting into like random ball or you're in a ballpark everybody's just like on top of each other and uh i was just talking to random people and they're like putting their heads down like uncomfortable that i was just uh running my old mouth a little bit too much so i guess it gets me in trouble but it's not like i'm getting punch in the face all the fucking time just like every now and again all right interesting that we have a a roman ad read after uh an ad we had earlier from hooters but most guys have tried different ways to last longer in bed but thinking about baseball

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Hey, Will, do they still call you Minuteman? Have you ever been punching the face? No, not from not from talking shit. Okay. From like getting in fights. Like from being in like a fight in like college or like in. in grade school, but I wouldn't even start the fight. So I would just be like,

like my boys would be in a fight. And I'd be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh, sorry, I had to break up this fight. Yeah, just get in the middle and just get punched in the face. Were you fighting a lot in college? No. No? No, not a big fighter.

No? No, man. The dudes on Penn State's football team. Or I ran with dudes on the boxing team at Penn State. And, like, it would come to like one in the morning. And like, a couple of them would be like, all right, guys, you want to go out and, like, fight some people? And they would just like, it'd be like very calm and organized.

They go out for like 15 minutes and like beat the shit out of people and just like come back home. That's crazy. I'm just looking for some laughs, bro. You're just trying to have a good time? I'm always looking for a good time. Really? When the vibes are bad, I'm just like, I just want to be out of here. Yeah, you just got to bounce.

Yeah. I don't want to hurt nobody. You know what I mean? Who knows? Who knows what comes up out of me? Sasas always ain't shit like that. He doesn't want to unleash. Yeah, no, I've never been in a fight.

I've tried to fight one of my friends twice. He did? Yeah, like my best friend. Really? The one here? No, different one. No. I was going to say, we could, we could...

Set something up. Yeah. Set something up. He can be really... Like, you know, some people can just be annoying as fuck sometimes. Yeah. So once you gotta lay it down. What was the, what was the context of it?

I don't even remember. He was being annoying as fuck? He was being annoying. And then I tried to fight him. You have to remember. I genuinely don't. Like, what triggered you to be, uh, eh, it's fucking time? Like, he was talking shit.

Well, like, why did you get to where you took your shirt off and ready to go? Oh, I didn't take my shirt off. Your reflection, your nipples out of him. I gave him a shove and he backed down. It's always funny how that works, too. Just give a good shove. Right when you shove too, like hoping in your head, like somebody grabs you. Yeah.

Like, man, I hope so I fucking grabs him. That's the hope of the shover that just like ends right there. That it ends at the shove. And you were successful both times. I think I could be the annoying friend sometimes. My friend did, he didn't punch me in the face, but he would, he would gut punch me and he would even threaten he'd be like you keep on being annoying my friend mike

he was like I'm gonna go right yeah I've a lot of friends named Mike the one whose house we went to and watched the Eagles game oh yeah yeah he just he would he would gut punch me I think it happened twice where he would just like he just would gut punch the fuck out of me and just fold me over like Houdini and fucking uh but it's better than punching somebody in the face

it's just like uh I think so you're not you're not gonna leave a mark it just kind of get your point across just a hearty gut punch Mark Wahlberg says a body shot's much more powerful than a headshot. Does he say that? He does.

He came to your grade school. No, he said. In the fighter. Head body, head body. He gave his feet to the kids. Head body. Before he took everybody to Walburgers. But I also would rather be punched in the gut.

Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't want to be walking around. Yeah. Broken jaw. Yeah. Actually, chip tooth.

My nose is permanently fucking wonky because I got I got punched in the face in a in a pickup football game when I was like 15 or 16 years old. kid named Kevin Kevin Ruff That's son of a bitch What'd you do to him Let's destroy his life I fucking

The week before We had like a weekly Like touch We had like a weekly football game And the numbers were Uneven the week before So we were switching people on and off And I was on the sideline

Someone through an interception And someone on this kid's team Was like running down the sideline And I came off the sideline And I speared the kid It was like the perfect form of that Yeah I came out of the sideline And I like scooped him behind the sideline

And I like scooped him behind the sideline behind it was the most perfect form tackle I didn't feel a thing he was fucked up up from it exactly and so the next week like we ran the game back it was like our town versus their town were you on the sideline again yeah do you like it no I was like running down like trying to throw a block on a screenplay and like he just like fucking just like climb the elevator and fucking punch me square in my face I was bleeding all over the place like my eyes like we're welling up like uh I was like I'm not fucking crying dude that's crazy just got punching the face dude I'm up fucking crying.

And he's like, that's what we do in fucking Havortown. We're not for the fuckers. That's wild. I think you got addicted to heroin later in life or something like that. So I went out in the long run

I'm pretty sure. Oh, shit, dude. That's crazy. You guys got anything you going to ask him? Huh? How are you? I'm old.

I'm 33. Oh, we're in the same. We're in the same realm. Hell you're in the same. Oh, yeah. Congratulations. Yeah, both married the summer. Yeah.

Went on some honeymoon. I didn't even know you had a gal. Yeah, man. She's coming down this weekend. Yeah. You're going to show her to the town? Yeah, I'm going to try to. Yeah.

Get her some hot chicken, just have her shit and bring. Just make it real painful for her. Yeah, we're newlyweds and everything, dude. Yeah, it's awesome. Tell me what you hate most about it. It's not like we've been together for a while, so it's like it's not that different, honestly. Like, it's not like this, like massive threshold that you cross through. where like your life is like so fucking different now.

So it hasn't been like, it hasn't been this massive like, I guess just like the kind of letdown of like you're planning for a wedding for so long. Like every single detail is like, fuck. Like what am I about to plan now? Like what am I going to like focus on now? Were you real involved in planning your wedding? I tried my best not to be. Yeah, you try to stay out of it.

Yeah. But I try to say my yes and knows when when questions were asked. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm just kind of like, babe. Like, because for me, it's all like, we're going to have the best time ever, no matter, like, what color the fork is. Yes. You know what I mean?

What color is? Or it's like what shade of white this napkin is. It's like there's a million shades of white of napkins. I feel like she's, they stress way more about it than we do. We're just like, yeah, let's have a bang. My things was, I wanted her to have the best day ever and I wanted the party to be awesome afterwards. And they were accomplished. Check them both off.

That's how I feel too. But leading up to it, in our brain, like in my brain, I'm just like, it's going to be. to work out, it's going to be all right. Like, this is going to be awesome, no matter what. Yeah. Like, no matter if you trip and fall, like, walking down the aisle, no matter of something doesn't go the right way. Like, weddings are just a great time, depending on the people you invite. And my main thing going into it was, like, those 24 hours are going to pass the same as any 24 hours. So it's like, you still have to just have that day be like a day no matter what. Like, you can't sacrifice every day before that and make every day shitty leading up to it, like, just

to for one day. Like you have to really maximize that day no matter what. Yeah. But it's fun. I have no qualms with it. I think that there's like... Let me see how this goes.

I'll give it a couple months. My thing was like, because people always ask, right? People are always like, yeah, what's different? How's it changed? And I feel like for me, it's just like, I guess when I'm done with my days

or I'm going to go do something, I think to myself, oh, what can I bring home? Or like, what can I go get for us? Yeah. I wasn't doing that before. So you're a hunter gathering now? Maybe I'm better now than I was.

I feel like I have her in mind when I'm thinking of doing more stuff around the town. Yeah? What kind of shit do you bring it home? Like groceries. Like, oh, let me be, let me put on my husband hat and like, let me go bring a bag home. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You're domesticated.

Yeah. Turn up truck down the roll. Hey, babe, what do you want me to bring home today? Hell yes. I need to get anything. What do we want for dinner? Yes. I feel like I'm cooking a little bit more.

Yeah. I respect that. Yeah. I'm trying to be cooking more. But in New York is talking. I wear the fucking pants. I want that to be clear. I want that to be clear.

You cook because you want to cook. Yeah, I cook because I don't want to fucking cook, dude. Trying to build a craft. Maybe open a restaurant sometime where you're the executive chef. Yes. Yeah. No, that's fire. I think that a lot of, I think guys are scared of marriage across the board.

I think it's not always on like a super conscious level, but I think that dudes are a little bit wary of it, and I don't think necessarily they need to be as wary as they are. I know I was a little trepidation. Yeah. And it's not, it's not scary. no not at all I just feel like that's just a dude thing to think about like wild animals dude

no one's gonna tie us down forever when we get pushed you forever yeah exactly my seed needs to be everywhere I can be held down but are you guys are you guys trying to have a little one soon

we're trying to get some some traveling in first I want to try and get some because from all accounts it's a little bit harder to travel once you got someone else to worry about so we're gonna try and knock out a bunch are traveling in this next year or so,

and then then plan it out from there. But it's definitely eventually in the plans, for sure. Yeah, I'm a home body, so I was trying to knock her up right away. So we didn't have to go. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, and you are? Yo, let's go. Now you're having a baby girl.

I'm not upset about it. Huh? Wait, say that whole sentence again? I said, we're having a baby girl. I'm not upset about it. That's fantastic, dude. I was shooting for a guy. You know what I was shooting for a son of a board?

For the pod. Yeah. I mean, it would have been good promotion, but. Yeah. 100%. That's okay. I'm always looking for that. That's okay.

But no, we're fired up, dude. That's going to be incredible. I was always nervous because I knew she was going to be like ovulating that week, right? I know we're getting into something you don't even know about. You're still virgin. It's facts, though. Yeah, he's not married. He's saving himself.

I was like, damn, I'm trying to get married so I can fuck. Harry's saving himself, dude. And I was nervous because when she told me she was pregnant, I'm thinking like, man, I hope none of the boys got in on wedding night. because you're messed up on wedding night so I'm looking like quality of sperm when you're drunk does it go down like I'm not trying to, you know,

I'm not trying to risk. And what did you find? Is that a real thing? Yeah, the quality of your sperm goes down when you're drunk. So I'm thinking of my head like I hope none of the troops came in from that night because I don't want them to be like,

you know. They're like dumb or something like that. Yes, dude. They're just like stumbling in the door and the egg just like what the fuck. You know, they just like going through the fridge of the egg. Not athletic, no disrespect. But it's facts though.

That's your least athletic ones. You need to go like fresh out of the out of the gym. I know. That's what I'm saying. Fresh. Like when everybody's... We'll give it about 18 years and we'll figure out where we are. You were really Googling if that's a thing?

Oh, I googled sperm quality on... That's hilarious. It definitely is. It's a real... Were you like freaking out for a little bit? No. My hesitation says it all. Every dude...

You're like, fuck. I feel like every jockish, like, athlete dude like wants a son. They want, like, they're, you know, a replica of themselves. Yeah. So I'm, like, trying to get the boy, and I'm trying to figure out how do you get a boy. Like, I'm searching all that stuff. And so then when she said she was pregnant, and I'm still thinking, oh, I'm getting a boy because I'm trying to do law of attraction. I'm trying to put it in the universe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manifest it. Yeah, I'm trying to manifest this shit. Manifest this shit, dude. And so I'm like, I'm like, oh, that's awesome. And I'm like, I'm like, when do you think it happens? She's like, oh, proud of the honeymoon and stuff. And I'm like, you don't think it was like wedding night or nothing like that, right?

you know what do you think down like babe I was sauce on when I didn't even remember what we're doing I don't even remember coming yeah you know can't blame me for that yeah because it's like you lose track you're dropping you're dropping troops in every night and you're trying to figure out like when when this might have happened yeah and you just you know you want to

yeah I say dropping troops dropping troops dropping troops like it's the funniest thing I've heard we're storming the beaches of yeah And you want them to be strong, you want them to be smart. I'm playing baby Einstein CDs by my nuts while I sleep.

I'm just trying to get them. I'm reading them the Art of War on audio tape just to fucking see, to build some fucking strong-ass troops. Yeah. I want the troops to be swinging in there. I like that too because now that we get into pregnancy, I'll probably start doing that next to her belly. Yes, dude. Why not?

We need a savage. Yeah. Well, she's a girl. She can still listen. You're a son of a boy dad. I'm a son of a boy dad for sure 100%. All males are. No, play some son of a boy dad for the baby.

Yeah. Play your jokes. I play your stand-up. Yeah. Get her going on homeless people right away. We got to say, I don't know what I'm saying about homeless people who haven't listened to stand-up. It's joking. He said he was kidding right after the joke.

Yeah, were you kidding? That's the thing. No, I was. No, I was kidding. We're doing a live show at a homeless shelter. Yeah. She should be loved. cost $40 a ticket.

So they better be panhandling. They better be grinding those that we Oh my God, dude. That was funny as fuck, man.

They put in their asses. $40 a ticket. Very sure. But when's your guys due date? March 27th. I love how

I was saying. Oh, awfully close to my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. If we could It'd all be so lucky. When's your birthday? April 5th.

Never know, man. Aries. Yep. Maybe Harriet might be in the, might be one of the names. Harriet. Or Harriet? Yeah, Harriet.

You don't like Harriet as a name? No. Show some respect for Tubman, bro. Yeah. It has to be Harry. Like Harry Potter. It's a woman. It's a young woman.

It's a girl. You gotta get son of a boy dad out of your brain. Okay. There's, there's, We'll release a one of one son of a girl dad merch for you. It can't be a son. Daughter.

What would it be? Daughter of a girl dad. Daughter of a girl dad? Yeah. We'll release it just for you. I appreciate that. I'll boost it. One of one.

No, it's only going to be one. Okay. Yeah. We'll frame it or maybe like a sticker. It'll be an original and we'll sign it too. Yeah, I would love that. So at least your actual first and last name. Yeah.

My actual first and last name. I don't want a little sats on there. Blur it out, though, smudge it out for sure. No, that's exciting. JP, you had something? You wanted to ask? Oh, I was just going to ask about Jersey Jerry. Who's Jersey Jerry?

He's just the dude that came on after the whole RICO thing. Oh, yeah, all that RICO drama, dude. I was a fan of RICO when I was there when I was on the... Was he on the Yack? Was he on that time? He was on the betting the show. Yeah, yeah. He was just Pick Central.

Pick Central. He was funny as shit to me. Yeah, he's super funny. Yeah, he's very funny. I think he's very funny. Yeah, he's talking about icing the cooler. I'm going to ice the cooler. How far out do you ice the cooler?

I was like, what are you talking about? You know, ice the cooler. Like, is it like a day? You start icing the cooler a day out? I'm like, no, I just bring a cooler to the gas station, dump ice in it. He's like, no, you got to ice the cooler. Wait, what? He aces the cooler?

And that's not a euphemism for something? I thought you about, I thought that was like code. No, he's talking about ice in the cooler. Like, I guess he freezes the cooler. Yeah. That doesn't make the beers colder. Hey, I didn't know what he was saying. All I know is it was making me giggle.

And he was a funny girl. He's hilarious. He's talking about playing cornerback in high school. I'm just like, you know, you look at him. Like, this dude playing corner. Like, what kind of talent level we got out there? He's very territorial, though. He, uh, he, he unfollowed me on Twitter because I, uh, I talked to the dude Jeff Nadu,

who he doesn't like. So it's like you, if you communicate with someone that he doesn't like, he'll cut you off. You're cut. So you're cut. So I'm not blocked, but I'm unfollowed. I need to say it's good graces then, because we'll DM back and forth every now and then to each other. I, and I'll message with him back and forth, too. Or like, I, I gave him a cooler.

I gave him a cooler as a gift. I gave him a massive. He's probably icing the cooler. He's probably icing the cooler. He's probably on ice right now. It's just a small gift. And he's still infalleled me. It's sad.

But it's like a lot of people want to stay in his good graces. And so they'll play scared. You know what I mean? They'll operate out of fear of Rico rather than in confidence of themselves. And I think that's what gets people cut off. But it's a political thing, though. It's very political. What side do you fall on in the whole Rico boss?

go situation, to ask and pick your words wisely. I am, I am a writer. Are you? Are you a writer? Yeah. I don't see you on the shirt. Yeah, wow. I've never seen you wearing anything RICO related.

Are you a writer? I've said multiple times I am a writer. But you also like Jeff Nadeau. Like, so that's the thing. Like, I don't dislike Jeff Nadoo. Right. Do I have to dislike Jeff to do? To be a writer.

Like, what qualifies as a writer? See, I like Jeff Nadoo. I like RICO. So, and, but for Enrico's world, that's, that's not okay. Occam's razor, yeah, you're cut off. Okay, well, then I'm going to go into that world, too. I like Jeff Nadeau, and I like Rico. So you're not a writer.

And I think Jersey Jerry's funny, too. Yeah, I think all the gambling guys. But there's like something else going on. Like, I keep on getting DMs being like you have to say who, oh, because the riders want Jersey Jerry to win in Rough and Rowdy. That's why. Oh, he's the guy fighting to do. He's the guy fighting to do. It sounds like it looks like a Dollar General versus Dollar Tree out there.

does it not though yeah it does but if you see the bags that they're getting they could spend a long time a dollar general and dollar tree what kind of bags

they get yeah what do they get I don't know I don't know the specifics but I know what other rough and rowdy people have gotten I think it might be uncouthy

to say but they're getting a lot of money well six figures I don't know but huh we're counting people's money we're just I'm just asking

to quote we're talking six figures there okay so like when Billy he got what? 50k or so 100. Probably probably closer to 50. Because it's more than that.

And it's, and I know it's more than that. Yeah. Billy football made, it's obviously like the prize taxes and stuff. So it's like, I think he won 100K, but I think he probably won't. I thought he got, I think he won 50. No, I think he was 100. To fight Konseco? Yeah, I think you got 50. And I think that Konseco got over a million. Yeah, and now I might be, yeah, I might be speaking out of turn at this point.

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I mean, you see these bags that they're throwing around and you're already in shape. The thing that's the worst for people is getting into the shape. Like Billy said he'd fight in another Ruff and Routy if it was just next week and he didn't have to live for two months in like getting in boxing shape. working on his cardio. Like, what if you, like, what have you just fought somebody? Yeah, I mean, if the price was right, I'd fight somebody. For real? Why not?

Exactly. Why not? Yeah. So when you say for real, that's why I'm like, yeah, why not? So, like, well, we could make it happen, though. We could make that happen for sure. Like, who do you want to fight? Do you want to fight, like, a West Virginia guy?

Do you want to fight a guy who works in a coal mine or is, like, a logger? Or do you want to fight, like, somebody who's, like, an internet person? Do you want to fight another football player? Like, who's the dude on Washington that? that looks like you? Who is that? Damn, what is it? Fake you?

I'm blowing this, dude, because I hate kind of disrespecting it. Fake, but yeah, I've seen him only in passing for a stolen valor of you. It's not like who I want to fight. It's more of like, yeah, I would fight for money. Yeah. So I don't need a, I don't need a cause like. Yeah, just fight for money. Yeah.

Mayo, David Mayo. David Mayo, yeah. Fight Mayo, man. Make a mayo sandwich, man. Yeah. I see you. You're a good promoter. I just think that there's money to be made.

Right. Pac-Man definitely got a fucking bag. And he's going to come back and get another bag eventually. Probably more than Billy. Definitely six fingers. Two commas or one comma? Three commas. Probably two.

I don't know. Probably just one comma. But like it was good. Like he wants to come back again. He was happy. He lost his fight. And I think he was happy with how it went. So you could tell, like he was definitely making money.

Yeah. I wish that one could, could have, went longer, like longer rounds and stuff like that. I think if they redo it, I think it will. Yeah. I think the rematch will be either longer round or more. Rough and Routy's growing. It's fucking crushing it right now.

Yeah, it is. And the names are just going to, like, the prices are, like, people are making more money, bigger names are going to be in it. You should fight Bryce Hall. Who's Bryce Hall? TikToker. He said he wanted to fight in Rough and Routi. And he's like, he's got how many followers?

Like 10 million? 10 million? No, probably like 20 million. 20 million on TikTok. You guys could be my agents. Let's get it. You would beat his ass, too. Yeah.

He's like not that big and he's also on steroids. I mean, look like him. Fake muscles. Yeah, I would I would love to train for a little bit. Get into boxing. It's awesome. It's awesome. It's like a whole different type of shame.

If you were fighting Bryce Hall, you'd get a pretty good payout. You guys are my agents. Hey, you guys are my agents. Let's make it happen. I'm going to talk to, I'll talk to somebody today. I'll talk to somebody about it. I'll talk to like, so Devlin is newly in a role where he runs, this guy, Devlin who he used to do like a lot of the.

Oh, yeah, we met Devlin. Yeah. He's the man. And he runs rough and rowdy now, basically, especially, like, the planning it, like, he's always looking for fights. Like, if anyone brought him a fight, he'd be like, oh, yeah, we'll make it happen. Yeah, he's super into it. And, uh, why, like, why not? Like, you're a, it bodes well for barstool people when they fight in it, especially, like, if you win, like, the people who have won, who have fought in rough and rowdy and are still at barstool, like, they're all doing incredible.

It's like, it's a good omen if you fight and you win, and you would win. And you would win. Yeah, you fought it, haven't you? Oh, five times. I can't stop fighting in Rough and Routy in the money. I'll keep on fucking fighting. We're trying to get sass on the training regime. Are you trying to get into it?

No. Why not? Josh Richards. No, I would never fight it. Yeah, let's beat the shit out of Josh Richards. Yo, what? Let me be in your corner. I'll fucking train.

We got Mike Chandler in town. We can train at his gym. Yes. Why not? I would never fight in Ruff and Routy. For a million dollars? No. I don't want, if I don't want to even have the thought of losing a fight.

For a million dollars? So for you, it's the thought of losing a fight. For me, it's just fighting in a rough and rowdy. It's like, you know. It's an incredible. Not to talk about the demographic, but I'm just... Yeah. Oh, it's an incredible fucking, like, just doing some West Virginia shit, some country shit.

Like, it's an incredible platform for somebody to thrive on it. You could even fight against... You know, Will's... Come on. They definitely would love you. You should fight Bobby Lang. They do the Pac-Man fought. Should fight Jake Paul.

Jake Paul. Hey, we get Jake Paul going. We get Jake Paul in the line. Or, like, I mean, another football player would be, that would be easy. That would be easy to, like. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I'll fight for money. So if we can figure something out here. Let's make it happen.

Yeah. Let's make it happen. I love this. At the end of the day. Yeah, we really will. You think I lose? I mean, I've seen you hit the bag. No, you haven't.

Were you saying he doesn't have any thump? Hang on. I'm texting Devlin right now. Yeah, shoot him a message. Ooh, hey, we get me a biz. Ooh. Oh, that would be a great fight. Who knows?

Who gives a fuck? You guys aren't getting it. Okay, sure. Yeah, that would be incredible. Yeah, Biz versus you would be unreal. And he's a fighter. I think I'd sneak up on you guys, dude. He is a good fighter.

It's crazy that you're doubting me, number one. It was a professional fighting On skates Yeah on skates That's a nice show Hey that's my Wim Hof That's my Wim Hof You're just breathing

You got a little Yeah he's just got a little photo Of my belly sticking up A little gut to him Nothing wrong with that though How old is Biz now 38 it says right there 36 36 38 85 he was born

36 that's not bad How old are you? 32 Oh 32 32 32 I'm a young 32 as well Sprye Is that too much of an age difference No what?

Like a lot lot might change He was a hockey fighter, dude. Yeah, I know. Yeah. But like something might, like,

you know, his bones are probably brittle. They could be strong. He could be on his body and beat. He's gonna fight you after that. Oh, fuck? No,

I think that your body starts, like, you, you have like, tons of recovery, like, up to 40. Like,

your, your recovery is, and even after that, like, look what fucking Tom Brady's doing. Yeah. Tom Brady could fucking sling a football. Yeah.

Can he fight, though? He's at 44, though. He's 30, 32. Oh, he could definitely get in that ring.

Yeah. That's a really good one. I wasn't saying that he couldn't get in the ring. I was saying I know about Bizz. Old man Biz? Yeah. Biz is going to whip your ass. Biz has gray hairs grown out of his beard.

No, Bizz was in the ring. Biz was talking about Jake Paul. Oh yeah, that's true. He was. And he's a fighter. Like, he's fought. He knows how to fight? Yeah.

That would be fucking great. Have you ever boxed before? Just like, hit the bag. You ever do a speed bag or just a heavy bag? I've just dabbled on a speed bag before. And when I say dabbled, like there's a speedback sitting there. and I mess with it. Speedbags are hard.

Yeah. What's up? What game? Probably a million. I don't know. Easily a million. Dude, I think that we could set something up. I texted Devlin,

balls in his court right now. But whenever we start talking about that shit, like the Super Bowl, rough and rowdy? Like, if we do it at the Super Bowl, what? Yeah, but I'll probably be in the Super Bowl. Yeah, exactly.

What if you do both? What if you do both, though? No one's ever done. That'd be like when Dion like played a baseball. baseball game or like a playoff baseball game and then like played on sunday for the falcons like if you play in the super bowl and fighting rough and rowdy the same weekend and do a podcast it's a triple threat it definitely sounds nice yes it sounds nice on an individual level but if i'm on a team going to play the super bowl like you're you're all ball they got to understand that you got it like

whatever you go in and round you could all come to rough and rowdy yes is the rough and rowdy after the super bowl it's before the super bowl oh when uh you won't you won't you won't get really hurt. You'll probably get like, you could get like scuffed up in the face or something. It's more of like, you're gonna be exhausted.

It's more of like, hey, where's your head at? Yeah. We're about to play in the Super Bowl. The, uh, the one Super Bowl. It feels after the Super Bowl. Okay, well, if you're going to the Super Bowl,

you're probably training pretty hard, right? Kill two birds with one stone there. You can just show up at the fight the day of the fight. Just don't tell, just don't tell them. And they just find out on the internet. Yeah. Yeah, just sprint out in full uniform. You're not to even train.

If you're training for something else at that point. That's sure. Jared Goff's boy fought in the one Super Bowl. It was their fantasy football team. Their fantasy football league's competition, whoever lost the fantasy football league had to fight in Rough and Rowdy. And so their buddy lost the fantasy football league

and that same week, just by happenstance, Jared was in the Super Bowl. He didn't show up at the Rough and Rowdy, but it was still like his boy as like, it was one of the main event fights of the entire weekend. It's kind of badass. But Goff didn't show up. That's kind of not a great friend.

No. Not a great friend. Just stay your priorities in line. Are you for the boys? Are you for... Right, exactly. For the Rams or whatever. Maybe they beat the Patriots.

If he shows up for his friends. If his priorities are in order. But yeah, I think that's a good goal. That's a good goal to take me. You're my agent. Yes. You stay in contact with me. Let me know what Devlin says.

Sass is a top promoter as well. Sass will sell the fuck out of this fight. There's no question. He'll get some fucking numbies for you, no doubt in my mind. And we'll make it happen. Let's all get rid of you. Only if we're allowed to be in your corner. corner. How many people can I have in the corner? Unlimited. Unlimited. Just have an entourage?

Pac-Man Jones had maybe like 150 people in his corner. Oh yeah. We'll go deep. Hey, we'll go deep, boys. Yeah. Fuck you. You guys, you like bought out the hotel for sure. All right. Love it. Huh? Yo. You might be able to put the bus there just for whatever Barso wanted to like ride out on the bus. Is this a functioning bus? No, it doesn't, it doesn't run. We'll push it. Yeah, just have a bunch of strong, big, strong boys. Yes. You gotta be waving the flag Like whatever flag we have I want you stone face

Just waving the flag behind me I'm down Yeah I definitely do that You know how they'll have like They'll have like Jay Balvin Rapping or something like that Sass has to just be doing his comedy set

As you walk out He's just like telling Joe He's walking you out That'd be fire That'd be incredible I love it Boys we've done an hour 40 on here Yeah

It's been a good episode I've had a lot of fun Strong episode. I love the studio. Yeah. I appreciate it, man. It's awesome. You're always welcome.

Thank you. We might have to start flying out here weekly. Yeah. Record our episodes here. Yeah. Just start, yeah. You go,

you get a real set? Yeah. We should. It wouldn't be that. Just get a son of a boy dad sign. Oh, I would love a glow up sign. It's going to glow up.

And he's in the same scenario doing it on someone else. Yeah. We're the ones who make the mics think. We got the smelly. It goes us all along. Fuck yeah. No,

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