Bussin' With The Boys - Spooktober I

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

Recorded: July 8, 2020 IT'S TIME! The month everyone has been waiting for is finally here. It's Spooktober for BWTB and Will & Taylor are back on The Bus for the entire month bringing the HEAT with 4 ...Spooky Pods. If you weren't around last year, Spooktober is a month long holiday for all The Boys where we celebrate the Halloween season all 31 days for the month of October. On this week's episode, The Boys get into everything they're doing this month to observe their favorite time of year. Topics include the official rules of Spooktober, The Boys list some of their favorite slasher villains of all time, and most importantly, Will and Taylor let all of the Tier 1's know how to participate with them throughout the entire month! *IMPORTANT* Make sure to follow along with The Boys on all platforms listed below for daily updates, a watch along movie calendar, and much more! Let's have a month, pups ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:45 Oh, let's go, dude. I'm fucking feeling ourselves. I'm a little lightheaded. Hey, I'm sweating, dude. I'm a little lightheaded after that, dude. Oh, my God, James Carpenter Halloween is the OG thrash movie just 1978 came out on a budget of about. $10,000, a little bit of nothing.
Starting point is 00:02:02 The first thrasher, right? Slasher? The first ever thrasher. I didn't know you, I knew you were going to do a bit because you did it last year and you did a great job. It was okay. It was back and forth, but it was the first time. I didn't know if you were going to have a freestyle makeup scene or if you were going to go off the Michael Myers original OG Slasher Halloween movie.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Fortunately, I watched it last night and you painted damn near exactly the picture of what happened. I forgot about the boyfriend leaving and looking back and seeing Michael. Kind of forgot about that. but you put that in my mind, I was able to go back and be like, I am watching the movie I just watched last night, listening to Taylor do it. And you said you kind of butchered him looking at the knife,
Starting point is 00:02:38 but if you remember, the mask, the camera looks over and it kind of looks like that fucking huge, just machine motion. Yeah. Overall, your voice was really good. Your tone was nice and level and low with the music
Starting point is 00:02:53 to where it didn't overtake the music. And your delivery was on point. And honestly, people don't know this. That was his first and only. That was just one and only take. Wow. That was just one and only take.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Cats out of the bag, huh? Cats out of the fucking bag, dude. Overall, overall, four point five. I'll fucking take that, dude. That's a good fucking rating. That's a good fucking rating. Thank you for that. Hey, I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 00:03:13 You're feeling firm. I tell you what? I feel, I feel decent. I kind of wish I was wearing a fucking sleeveless. I know. I'm fucking hanging out with your ass. I tell you what it is. You wear the short sleeves and you just roll it up once to get it a little up the bicep.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I'll think you need a pack of smokes in there too, like a 1950. And you need a switch blade comb. Yeah. in your back pocket. Yeah. I'll tell you what. Grease your hair up a little bit, put some oil in that thing.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Dude, hey, if you can't tell we're fired up that it's spooked over. It's fucking spookover, boys. It's fucking spookover. If you're listening, just wait for tomorrow, boys.
Starting point is 00:03:41 When you pop on this YouTube piece, you're going to see an unbelievable setup, dude. How good did the fucking boys do? Oh, my God. They crushed it, dude. Hang on, hang on. Who has this credit?
Starting point is 00:03:50 Because there's some red ass spread around yesterday. Has it really? After, remember? There was. Remember, Alex is like, oh, now you say that after we, yeah. Hey, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:03:58 Now, I hear myself too much. It's like an echo. Fuck it, dude. And, yeah, yeah, better, better. I hear the little echo, like we're in some cans or some shit. Maybe it'll be different. Is that key? And we're going to have to spread red ass already on day one of Spooktober.
Starting point is 00:04:14 I'll tell you what, dude. Podcast number one is Spooktober. You're hearing you bouncing off the back of the thing. Oh, yeah, that is what I'm hearing. Yeah, so we're good, though, right? I don't hear anything at all anymore. Okay, okay, okay. You don't hear anything at all anymore?
Starting point is 00:04:26 I love this. a little adversity. We missed the train. We missed the train so we need some adversity. I kind of like this, though. I kind of like the echo a little bit. Yeah, but you don't want to hear that when you're driving. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the adversity when you're not in some slap dick fucking fucking everybody does at studio, all right? This ain't the most perfect soundproof. We got a tin box ahead of us. We run off a fucking generator, dude. We're running off a fucking gen, dude. All right? It's a big fucking deal. People out there in
Starting point is 00:04:50 studios, you're in L.A., you're in fucking Houston. New York? You're in New York? New York, dude. You're fucking out there, dude, and you're a throne of lies from your ivory tower fucking picking us apart because of our sound quality. I'm sweating my ass off right now, and it's fucking the first week of spooktober. You're not bringing me down, dude. The only thing I can bring me down, ghouls, goblins, specters. I'll tell you what? Spooky, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Hey, they spooked you when you came in. Hey, they scared to have a living shit out of me, honestly. I was taking a pee, hand on piece, turned around. I almost jank that thing out of my hand, dude. I almost put that, I was put that thing on. away. You guys did a great job. Hang on, hang on again. Who was it? Who put this together? That's Garrett
Starting point is 00:05:37 Garrett and Jack. Gary and Jack. Hey, great fucking work, dude. I tell you what, dude, Josh has got his dick in his hand right now. He didn't do fuck all, did you? No. Just with the dairy queen, had yourself a burger and thought, this is pretty good. Never been west of Memphis. Took the burger party off and put it on fucking sandwich bread, dude. He's a psycho.
Starting point is 00:05:54 That fucking whole week, you piece of shit. Hey, but you didn't... It took an eight week. Hey, but you did a great job, boys. Because we ask a fucking lot. Not butt bread over here, but the fucking Jack and Garrett, dude, good fucking work. I'll tell you what. The other day was General Pat, now it's fucking you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 I'll tell you what. Hey, weather the storm. Weather the storm. There's only a few things you can do. Yeah. I'll tell you what. When this podcast is over, I'm calling Corey up. What, you said this guy's fucking solid?
Starting point is 00:06:20 He didn't do anything for spooked over. Hey, man, just listen, Matt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, slow talk fast. I'll tell you what, dude. I can't, like, I know we've probably gone a little too far on how beautiful and how well done this is. I cannot express to people enough.
Starting point is 00:06:36 The month of October is it's the best month. If you play football, it's the best month. Yes. Because you're through the first month of the season. All right. You get into the second month, you know at the end of that month you're going to be at the halfway point if you play in the NFL. Stuff starts to matter a little bit.
Starting point is 00:06:52 A little bit. Well, it always matters. You only get 60 games. True, true, true. But if you're in high school, you only get 10 games. If you're in college, you only get 12 games. You're right. college, bro, you get the most dope. Not really the most dope, but such fun costume parties. Girls are just being a little ridiculous out there. Yeah, that's an excuse.
Starting point is 00:07:10 October is an excuse for... I used to think that was... When I was like, when I was like, damn, dude, these girls are looking good at here. And then I'm like, I'll tell you what, it looks like you're trying a little too hard. Yeah, a little too hard. It looks like you're trying a little too hard right now. But you know what? Keep doing your thing.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah. If you want to be that person, go ahead and be that person. Yeah. You want to read yourself? You live one time, dude. Have fun and college. I tell you what, if I was a girl, I'd wear a turtle necks every day except for Halloween. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:35 That I wear nothing. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not, though. Who knows? You'd be a little, you'd be a little slut in college.
Starting point is 00:07:44 That's what dudes would always say. When you start going through puberty, you'd be like, man, if I was a girl, I'd be such a slut. Yeah. And you started to think, I don't know. I don't know something stabbing me all the time. I feel like that's a weird deal. I'd probably be a closet one. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:56 I'd probably judge people, but I'd be a little closet. Would you really? Probably. You're a slut, dude. I'm a little free. You're a slut. Hey, but back to the spook door. We'll definitely get that ass, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Oh, shit. Fucking spook-lober. College, NFL. Dude, high school, too. Because high school, you can still go trick or treat. And it's not a fucking weird. We're going to fucking younger. We're getting even younger.
Starting point is 00:08:18 We're getting it all. We can do it all. I'm hitting each range. Like, I'm starting high school. I'm not going to go to middle school. Because middle school is just a fucking awkward time for everybody. But middle school is when you're kind of too cool. Like, I'm not going to dress up.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Fucking dress up. I'm going to do what they called on Rocket Power. Rocket, yeah, Rocket Power. What was it called? Mischiff Night. Mischiff Night. Well, Mischief Night was a real thing, too. TPN.
Starting point is 00:08:36 It's the night before October 30th. That was the night you had Mischiff night. October 30th is Mishiff Night, right? October 31st, Halloween. October 31st is Halloween. It's always a last day. I'm really disappointed that you even had to decline. I thought you said, I thought you were saying that Halloween was October 30th.
Starting point is 00:08:49 That's fair. We're all excited. We're all excited, dude. And one thing, too, about Halloween is it kicks off like the holidays. Yeah. September? Is there anything that happens in September? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:59 your birthday. The boy's birthday. Let's go. Let's go. One to grow on, one to grow up. He's got his birthday in September, but there's no like national holiday. You're right. And everyone can be like, yeah, easy for you to say like Halloween's a holiday, right? Does you know not supposed to wear white after Labor Day? I love that same. Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?
Starting point is 00:09:19 Such a funny scene. But you're right, you're right. It's like, but football's starting up. So it's a lot of excitement. You're fired up. But then you get in the meat potatoes in October of the season. That's when you're fucking, you're really, you're really, fucking... Weather starts to change. That is one of my favorite things. I can't start to change. Because I'll say too many things
Starting point is 00:09:35 are my favorite on this podcast. You know what I know. But like the weather, when the weather does break, you're hitting those... Depends where you're at, for Arizona, you're in them hundies. If you're in, if you're in Tennessee, you're in them eight, high 80s. Growing up in Missouri. What would those be a boy? It gets a little fun. It's where the weather starts to change.
Starting point is 00:09:51 You start to get the cool, like, you know. In Arizona, that's when the weather, like, towards the end of the month, starts to break. Right. It starts to break because it's so fucking hot out there. So fucking hot all the time, dude. And even. in Tennessee. It's so fucking human all the time. True. So human all the time. And the weather starts to break.
Starting point is 00:10:04 You're not going out to practice going, fuck, I can't even breathe out here. You're starting to be like, oh, you know, you're like in football shape. You feel good about it. Weather's fucking breaking. Those leaves are starting to change colors a little bit. It gets dark sooner. It gets dark sooner. Hey, when's the fallback day? When is the fun? Time?
Starting point is 00:10:19 The time? Oh. Is that in October? November? We're going to cut all this part out. All this day. God knows I don't need any more mishaps in the fucking November first. Well, I mean, that sets it up. Hey, restart. Hit what you just said.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I think we can play on that because I guess kind of right. I mean, it's too late because I've already fucked it up. How did you? I've already fucked it. I've already fucked it. I know, but I think it makes it funny now. Because now we don't have to. Do you think we're past it that time?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So November 1 is rollback time. So you know that day after you're, what, you're catching an hour or you're losing an hour. You're getting an extra hour of sleep. Yeah, but I see it. In the fall. Yes, you gain an hour.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Because you get extra. because you go back. Fall back spring forward. Dude, when you're at the bar in college, that's Saturday night. Oh. It goes from, it goes from 159 to one. And you're like, oh. You're so fucking hype, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You're so hype. And you're so extra hungover the next day. Extras fuck homeover. And there's always that spring backwards bullshit or whatever. Spring forward. Spring forward. Yeah. That's when you lose in our sleep.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Because even in our profession, when we're sitting there, it's like, oh, we get an extra hour of sleep tonight. Oh, my God. The recovery is stupid. Yeah. Dude, just a great month. And even though that's November 1st, it still kind of slides in. It slides in there. It's like that next day.
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's the next day after fucking the Halloween. Dude, I'm fired up. And it's not even about October 31st. It's about the entire month, dude. We have so many things that go into October. And if you want to embrace it, those tier ones I know you're going to. Hey, tier two's, I know you're going to follow quietly. And those tier three is you might jump in and out on a Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Dude, I tell you what, the base who was listening to us last year are going to be so on board with school. They already know. They already know what the deal is. Say, guys, coach him up. Listen, this isn't it us for a stem. Welcome the new people. Get them on board. That's powerful stuff, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:05 People helping people. It's all over the place, dude. I love it. In this bus, we make a holiday a month long. And credit to the boy, he got me bought in. When I moved to Nashville and was playing for the Titans and October came in and he starts talking about spooktober this, spooktober that.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And I'm like curious, curious little comp, dude. Like, what spooktober? Because I love Halloween. I love haunted houses. I love scary movies. So we're bantering back and forth. And he's like, bro, here's how you do spooktober. I don't want to take your rules.
Starting point is 00:12:32 You go ahead and explain how we have Spook Tover. But he introduced it to me. We bought it. Now we have a pot. It's like, hey, let's get everybody involved in this five. Everyone's got to embrace the spook, dude. That's what you got to do. Your shirt says it all.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Embrace the fucking spook. 2019 shirt, boys. 2019 shirt. We might, will we roll those in? Yeah, right now you're going to know there's merch out. That's buy it up, dude. You're going to have all types of stuff to wear. Talk about the rules.
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Starting point is 00:13:58 The first rule, and it's a toughy, dude, because 31 days of doing this, it does get a little long-winded, but it'll make you buy-in to the spook. Okay. I think the first one's pretty easy. I know you're, I know a rule. I know a rule you're wanting to get you. You said the first rule first and foremost. That's the one I'm talking about right now. So during spooked over, every single day, you need to watch a spook.
Starting point is 00:14:20 It needs to either be, you can jump on a Halloween town if you want, all right? You can jump on even a nightmare before Christmas. That's all acceptable. It's all except Charlie Brown. That's a little bit of an underrated thing. I know Disney Channel and Nickelodeon, they always fall in line with their spooks. They do a couple things here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:38 My thing is I like to start off my Halloween, my October 1 with an OG. Yeah. Slasher. Ogy. Halloween. Slasher, excuse me. You got Friday 13th. You got Halloween.
Starting point is 00:14:50 You got Nightmare and Elm Street. Those are the three OG slashes. Taylor listened to, I think, a pod. Was it on like slasher movies? Yeah. Because I was trying to get you bought into Mike Myers. Yeah. I know this is a, it was a whole podcast about like the origin of Halloween and how it became
Starting point is 00:15:02 and how it like made more slasher movies happen. And Halloween, I was a huge fight of the 13th guy. Still am a huge fan. I love Jason Voorhees. Loves the background story. He's a mama's boy. Oh, dude, that got me a little movement downstairs. That you're warm.
Starting point is 00:15:17 You're warm right now. I know. I'm sweaty. Jason Voorhees, he's a mama's boy. He's, he dies in Camp Crystal Lake because the kids weren't watching him. He's got great stories, except for when, he goes to space. I don't, I don't understand that one. But there's a lot, there's like
Starting point is 00:15:32 12 of those things. Halloween's like there's 10 at this point and then Nightmare in Elm Street, there's like 8 or 9. There's so many of those OGs to watch. If I were you, what I've really done since, kind of I met you is I've kind of bought in. I've bought into Halloween.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Knowing that it's OG, knowing that it's like the original slasher. Mike Myers just wants to murder his fucking family, dude. And that's song. that song that song is so dude it makes you like get a little rumble in that time and remember when we were driving to the uh the first haunted house we went to together and we started playing like oh shit yeah we started playing the song and then remixes of it oh the relics is sitting in the back yeah dude i tell you what taylor embraces that spook like no one's based dude we're at uh what's those um spirit the spirit Halloween pop-up stores yeah yeah yeah buying the fucking whole deal dude we're buying the house we oh you do the whole entire house oh yeah that's part of the rules we'll get back to the spirit of the school yeah we'll get back to the fucking whole deal dude yeah that's part of the rules we'll get back to you the rules. Play the song real quick. Play the song just for a second. Just give me in the mood. Take you on the time.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Enough, but not too much to where we get, you know. Oh. Do you guys not feel that? Yeah. It's fucking, it gets you movement, dude. Oh, hey, you see someone's behind you? Do you think someone's behind you? Do you think someone's about you? That pumpkin's staring. All right, all right, all right, cut it, cut it. Let's get back to the rules because we start riffing. We start riffing. Yeah. So the thing about Spooktober is every day or night, I don't care if it's 15 minutes. I don't care if it's a full movie for two hours. You need to throw a little spook on, dude. I would suggest, and I know because the boys love you, they're going to take care of and they're going to create a little child, what we're going to do for you is every single day if you follow our social media is like you will, tier ones, like you mostly do tier twos and like you need to do tier threes, is you're going to see every single movie spook options.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Every single day, the boys are going to put out options for you to say, I want to fall in line with the boys. I want to know what we're doing. Every single Friday, we go to a haunted house. Rule number, there's another rule. This is another rule. This is another rule. So rule number one of spooktober.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Every day you have to watch a little bit of a spook. Every day. In Taylor's house, a spook is on all the time. All the time, dude. He doesn't let Taylor and he doesn't let nobody change it. Like, hey, let's see what's going on. A sports center. Let's see what's going on here.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I might actually ruin my kids because of spooktober. Like, they are going to be fried. Yeah. And if you watch a spook every single day, you start thinking, you start believing that. Things are out to get you a little bit. Yeah. I'll be turning towards. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stay on the rule.
Starting point is 00:17:54 No, I'm just saying this is part of the school. Okay. I'll be turning. I'll be in the house. We start talking about that. It'll be late October. We've got to hit these rules. I'll be ripping a right going into my little Starbucks, little Starby's action.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And I'm thinking to myself, someone could pop out other than bushes right now and get my house. And kill me. Yeah. Your nervous system is fucked. It's probably a horrible thing for football. Yeah. I'll be practicing thinking somebody's watching in a tree nearby. If I get home and my, no one's home, I'm stressed out until someone's watching the house that I know.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Rule number two of Spooktober. Listen, a lot of people out there, especially the teenagers, you just think you're too cool for school a little bit. Here's where I need you to be a little uncool for school. I need you to be re-cooled on a different kind of school. I need you to go every Friday night.
Starting point is 00:18:39 This is what me and the boys do. On the weekends. Well, yeah, do on the weekends. For us, it's Friday. For us, it's a very chill day in the league. Friday you kind of get done a little earlier. Fast Friday. Feel good.
Starting point is 00:18:52 feel good. Hit a nice little early dint in. All right. I'm not going to tell you where I go. I'll tell you where I go after. Like I'll tell you every Monday. I bet this is where I went on Friday. But you go to a haunted house.
Starting point is 00:19:05 I don't care if you have to drive fucking two hours, dude. I don't care if you have to drive 15 minutes. You got to go see a haunted house. And here's a big mistake that people make all the time when they get to the haunted houses. They go in there and they walk through and they think, okay, some guy's going to pop out of the corner. Don't bring that friend with you. Fuck that friend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Someone in the back. Oh, he's behind the thing. He's behind the thing. Yeah. Well, you just ruin the fucking, you just ruined the poop for me, dude. Oh, I'm not going to be scared when I walk in here. Yeah. All right, dude, go fucking home then.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah, exactly. Well, don't go home. Embrace it first. That's why you have to embrace the spook. Yeah. It's all on the shirt, baby. So rule number two is go to the spook and embrace the spook. Let's clarify what a haunted house is.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Sometimes if you got a scary spot you can drive out to, like that's an abandoned house or a graveyard or a spooky field or forest on your own. and it's not like commercialized, go to that, that counts. Are we counting pumpkin patches? That, I believe, is a good school. Like on a weekend, say you got a family. A lot of you out there have families. Yeah, you're grooming a little pup right now.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah. Right, right, right. And another thing, too, is, yeah, you can go to pumpkin patches. Another thing is, and a lot of you guys, based on where you are geographically in the United States, there's some spooky stuff around, all right? There is. We can't all be in Salem. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Yeah. But where you're from, there's that one spooky hangum ranch or whatever. Yeah. That's a, that is a stupid. It's called, fuck, what's the area you call? Yeah, there's a hangam ranch in the town. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:20:29 In Bontare? No, not in Bantara, not in Bantara. Where it's a fucking call, dude. Nothing like going blank on a podcast. I know. It sucks. Look it up. Haunted towns, haunted towns in Missouri.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Because it'll show up. It probably will. Yeah. But they say if you sit on the railroad tracks and sit quietly. And I want to say it's you honk three times. And you sit, you could hear some ghost train coming. One time me and my boys went, we were trying to do that.
Starting point is 00:21:01 We were so scared. We didn't end up going through. It's kind of like saying, I'm bloody merry three times in the mirror in the dark. I've still yet to do that. I've done that. How scary were you? How scared were you?
Starting point is 00:21:11 Hey, where are we at? Where are we going here? I'm so pissed that I haven't figured this out. It's okay. It starts with a B. That cabin looks a little spooky. we'll get into haunted like spots in a later week of Spooker. I apologize.
Starting point is 00:21:25 That's true. That's true. We will have a whole episode. I'll fucking apologize. Tune in next week. Tune in next week. No doubt. But yeah, geographically, there's a lot of places you can go that are scary. Jerome, Arizona. It's a haunted mining town. It's about two hours from Scottsdale Arizona.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's a blast. It's 45 minutes from Sedona. Get you some spirit. A little bit of spirit, a little bit of energy in you, a little force field. Then head over to Jerome and get a little spook in you. You know what I'm saying? Things get all crazy. That is rule number two.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Let's see here. What's rule number three? Do we have a rule number three? I was just referred to it as spookover. Yeah. And then rule number three. I guess that would be rule number one. What do we got there?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Well, rule number one would be just refer to October as spooktober because it's spooky. All right. Yeah, yeah. Let's give a nice recap. Sorry, hey, do you guys know how the boys get? We get excited. Sometimes we stumble. Sometimes we, yeah, sometimes we ran.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I've been sitting up this entire podcast. I've been sitting up. Listen, I'm up in the air right now, dude. Rule number one, refer to October as spooktober. Bang. Rule number two. Every day you have to watch a show or a movie that has some spooky in it. It could be some feel good stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:27 It could be some Nickelodeon, some Charlie Brown, some Disney. Halloween town, great flick. And then all of a sudden hills have eyes. Holy shit. Yeah, holy shit. I know. Or the OG slashes. You got to watch something scary or Halloween thing every day.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Like he said earlier, 15 minutes to a movie, whatever you got to do. Something's got to happen. Just get something in any of it gets you in the spirit. And share it with us. Last year, a lot of people were saying spooktober day one, day two, day 27. and everybody's kind of posting their picture of what they're watching that night. Join us with it.
Starting point is 00:22:54 We'll have it for you. Rule number three, every weekend, you've got to go to a spooky spot. Or do something themed. Yeah, do something Halloween theme. Carving pumpkins. Yeah, with the fam, pumpkin patch. Go pick out a pumpkin.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Baking pumpkin seeds. Different color pumpkins. Decorate your house. We won't make that a rule because some of you might be in an apartment. Decorate the inside of your... Make it look like the bus. I'll literally in the month of October,
Starting point is 00:23:14 I'll just drive around Nashville. And I'll be like, embrace a spout. Embrace a spoot. Look at different houses. Oh, I know. You know. Your house is your house last year looked really fucking. Let me just tell you. Can I say a quick story? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We said the rules. I think we hit them all right.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We hit them all right. Buy them buy the merch, all the fun shit. Participate in Spooktober. We're going to fucking sell out. It's a holiday all month long, dude. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a lot. There's a spider right there. I have no idea. Could have got bit, dude. I think it's a black widow, too. So when I was around eight or nine years old, not eight or nine, my parents were still together so loving family and uh but three houses down to the left there was a woman i don't know her real name but everybody referred to her as crazy that's a real that's a real thing crazy was
Starting point is 00:23:57 the manager of a warehouse every year during Halloween dude they would get the most elaborate haunted house set up because they would have like it was a big a costume warehouse shed type of thing and it'd be like an absolutely it'd be a castle in front of their house and they'd have uh the what's the dry ice flying everywhere they'd have like they have like a it's a dry ice flying everywhere they have like a petting zoo in the middle of the whole thing you go and stick your hands and things you feel in brains but it's just it's just noodles or some shit like that it's just crazy dude and it was the the best part of probably the best part of my entire childhood you know just going there every single every single Halloween it was beautiful and they'd set up about a week before dude
Starting point is 00:24:37 it was absolutely epic sorry no you've heard that story probably yeah yeah yeah yeah no i was trying to figure it out it's really bothering me that I forget that down I know I know you're still warm You're still warm I'm sweaty They're not scrawny They're nice Dude fucking Just absolutely love spooktoberber
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Starting point is 00:27:29 I saw his brain thinking about it as you were saying it, flopping around your mouth. I'll tell you what, dude. Take that thing, take it chilled, take it warm, put that thing in your belly, dude, because it's delicious, dude. The taste of fall, the smell of fall, candles, buy as many candles you want. Popery, I think that's a thing. It's a false smell. Buy it. You did it.
Starting point is 00:27:49 If you walk in somewhere and it is themed Halloween, dude, you should at least think about purchasing whatever it is or trying to sell you. Right. Lay away. Buy things. Put payments on it. Do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Start planning for Christmas. Yeah. Here's the thing, too, is we obviously have a very interactive social media. We're like the boys. Great job. Alex and everybody. Mostly just Alex. On social media, that will, we bang back and forth with you.
Starting point is 00:28:13 You bang us. We bang you back. You know what I'm saying? You want to tweet. We tweet. We tweet you tweet you tweet. I don't know if I think bangs a little Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:18 That's too much Yeah That was too much We've had a lot of a What do they call InU windows? Yes There you go
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Starting point is 00:28:31 I need that I'm out of your safe of face Dude You don't give up That thing's making a full reach I had no idea That was gonna happen It's amazing
Starting point is 00:28:39 Dude just Just anything you do That involves the spook Just embracing spooktover I don't care dude if you're playing football and it's a Friday night dude and there's a little spider on your shoulder take a pick. Take a selfie because that's
Starting point is 00:28:51 spooky as fuck. That is spooky shit. If I'm getting in my stance dude and I hear a little and it's a little spider dude. It's an awful spider noise. What would have? We got eight legs. I don't know. It would be one leg. It's not like he would just claw you and do. If it's a big fucking spider. Have you ever seen eight-legged freaks? That's a
Starting point is 00:29:09 that's a spook right there. Boy, it's a comedy spook. It is a comedy spook. And the thing is too, if you have dumb, X-Finity, if you have direct TV, no free shout-outs, dude. By the way, they don't sponsor us. No free shout-outs. But if you have that, I went last night and actually looked, you can get categories of embracing the spook. Like, there's comedies, there's getting a Halloween spirit during spook-tober.
Starting point is 00:29:31 The Nightmare in Elm Street's, there's a couple other ones, but that's really the only one coming to my head right now. You can hit, like, the gory ones. You can hit the fun ones. You can hit the scary ones, the cheesy ones. You got them all, dude. Embrace it, bro. Embrace them.
Starting point is 00:29:44 What's the worst spooks? Spooktober movie we have watched together because I'm thinking of the movie that you probably give me a lot of heat for Oh Which I disagree
Starting point is 00:29:54 It was like the Witcher or something like that No What was it, dude? 30 days a night Remember we had Jay on in the baseball? Oh, ass, dude 30 days of night is not ass That shit is fucking crazy
Starting point is 00:30:04 We were banged up that night too The boys were banged up The boys were banged up Yeah, we were watching 30 days a night And I'll tell you what I love vampires I'm a big vampire guy
Starting point is 00:30:15 I actually for three years in a row or two years in a row during the crazy thing I was about eight or nine years old was a vampire two years in a row for Halloween that's how much I love vampires but that shit did not do it for me dude
Starting point is 00:30:27 dude then things are so fucking crazy you see vampires out there like that like I mean look at this shit I'll tell you what's hey when you look at please God help me and the dude she's on her knees and he's standing there he looks up and he goes
Starting point is 00:30:38 and then leans down to her and whispers there is no God hey I know you felt that you see that in the south That's fucked up, man. Can't say that itself. Yeah, we're talking about scary movie shit, too. Hey, but you know what you said about vampires?
Starting point is 00:30:55 Because here's another thing you can do. Which? Shout out Logan. No free shoutouts. Well, all free shoutouts. He's a boy. He's a boy. Logan and I say box tops one year when we were in high school.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And we got... What's a box top? Remember? Serial. Box tops. Oh, yes. We were so in the spirit. We got free teas with Count Chocula,
Starting point is 00:31:15 Frankenberry, and Booberry on a shirt. Are you fucking? swear to God. That's a real thing. That's a real thing. I wonder if they, I would love to cop a, a Frankenberry t-shirt,
Starting point is 00:31:23 dude. All three of them sitting there. Count Chocula, buy that. That's some cereal and some food to get in the spirit. Oh, that is.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I won't eat that shit, but I'll tell you what. I will. You eat the fuck out. Yeah, I will, guys. I know. That Dairy Queen video
Starting point is 00:31:38 is still living strong, isn't it? I love it. I love it, dude. Dude, that shit was the bomb, dude, I fucking chocker.
Starting point is 00:31:46 love holl. This whole podcast should just be us saying, I fucking love Halloween. I fucking love Spooktober. I hope as people are listening to this pod, like, they're just as fired up as us. Just listening to the enthusiasm and passion with the face to you, because that's all, this podcast has brought me more joy than
Starting point is 00:32:01 probably anything else in my entire life. And I have children. Yeah. And we got four episodes this month. Last year we did one Spook Topor episode. We did one. We did, but like we were still finding our way last year. I guess I was always still finding our way. 30 days and night. solid. Let's look at a list.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Bring up a list of random movies. Let's move away from the OG slashes. I keep saying thrashers, but slashes for a little bit because that is going to be a big topic for us the entire month of October. Yeah, we got to save them.
Starting point is 00:32:29 We got to save them. I'll say this. We, I do love the gory ones too. I think, like, give me a gory example so I can get in that myself.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Would you like to play a game? Oh, that was good. Hey. Any Quentin Tarantino movie almost has to spook to it, dude. You know what I'm saying? A little over the top, things being blown up and stuff like that. Oh, Planet Terror. What is the movie?
Starting point is 00:32:56 You never saw it. That pissed me off when you show me that trailer, dude. I was so over the planet terror bullshit that you said. You didn't think that was good? The dude, he was killing people without legs or whatever. They got removed? No, she was a go-go dancer and she had her leg cut off. That's right.
Starting point is 00:33:10 That's right. You show me the trailer to my eyes. I was like, I'm not going to watch that. The guy from Die Hard was in it. That's all right. You only got 31 days. You only got 31 shows and movies. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:33:20 You have a total of 31 days. Look at this. This is unbelievable. This is an unbelievable movie. Guy gets bit. Look at the art. Like, it's unbelievable. The art,
Starting point is 00:33:31 the cinematography, the way it's kind of like the filter of it, to get the lines going through it. It looks like a shittily done movie, low budget. It is low budget. But it's so good.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Hey, how much of the, how much of Halloween did you watch last night? I probably caught it like an hour of it Dude There's some funny parts So we're on the OG thrashers Slasher
Starting point is 00:33:52 I know I know but I just want to talk about the one movie We've referred to this this pod Dude Did you notice how When Mike got done stabbing his sister Yeah He comes outside In the beginning
Starting point is 00:34:04 Oh yes dude And his parents are like Michael what'd you do And they try to do this cinema thing Where they're like They try to make it like a standstill But the knife just keeps reflecting the entire time.
Starting point is 00:34:15 And the difference in size of the fucking knife that he's stabbing her with besides when he's standing. Because when he's standing there, that thing looks like a fucking sword. Yeah. And it's just shining differently. And the parents are standing there frozen the whole time. And it's panning out. I'm just talking about funny moments.
Starting point is 00:34:27 The funny thing about that is, is he, the boy's standing there. And you can kind of tell he's shaking a little bit. Like, I got to hold us. I don't. This is the 17th time I've done this. Yeah. The dad actually, you can tell him he like kind of like looks to the right a little bit and then looks to the right. And then you know James Carpenter's just like,
Starting point is 00:34:42 fuck it. That's what we're doing. Yeah, we're going with that. Hey, hey. And then when they go to the graveyard to see if the parents dug up and they're standing there at the grave, and the grave is like this fucking big. They're standing there. Their legs, like it's like, yo, no one thinks it's a dug up fucking grave, dude.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Dude, when. Can we show it? When Jamie Lee Curtis is sitting in the back of class and she's peering out the window daydreaming and then she sees Michael Myers in the, uh, in the Winnebago, like, and behind the Winnebago that he stole the car from. Great car, by the way. And the teacher's like, oh, whatever her name. I forget her name.
Starting point is 00:35:13 the movie but she's like what was the answer she looks back and just gives this perfect answer about like love and whether it's like an element like wind fire and blah blah blah and then goes back to looking outside but in that 15 second frame michael mire's like i can't imagine like scurring to the car like getting in the driver's seat and like putting a drive and like scooting away like i hope she didn't see me hey and when he broke he broke he broke the pottery in that one scene and had to back up yeah like hit and he was like scurried back i go fuck hey i'll tell you what's a good twitter follow dude is michael myers on yes dude because he does some funny
Starting point is 00:35:43 shit on that thing, dude. By the time people hear this, we'll already have tweeted Michael Myers being Michael Myers in his mask, in the shower, in that little funny video. Dude, look at the size of that grave. Dude, look at the fucking grave, bro. Watch them walk up to it. Can we play the...
Starting point is 00:35:57 Look at that shit, dude. Do we get cut for this? Depends on how long they put it on there. It's got to be under 15 seconds. That looks like a dog buried a bone there. Dog, doesn't it? Like, they put a little doll in there. Perfectly rectangle, like a tiny little...
Starting point is 00:36:15 shoebox rectangle dude like his foot his fucking great bro isn't that funny that's terrible oh my god it is next to his foot he got some tiny ass feet too but I'll tell you what
Starting point is 00:36:26 a good part of the movie that really sets it up well and old movies don't do this like if you watch the original Friday the 13th there's not a lot of backstory on what Jason Voorhees how he became and really the first Friday of 13th
Starting point is 00:36:37 it's not even Jason Voorhees it's his mom that's the killer spoiler alert Jesus Christ but um and in this movie like the guy the doctor I forget his name.
Starting point is 00:36:45 I'm drawing blanks on names. He refers to Michael Myers as it and he refers to him as evil. Yeah. And it's just like, they're like sitting in the car like, you don't want him to get out, do you? And he's like, I don't want it to get out. And he's like, she's like, why do you keep referring to him as, blah, blah, blah. He's like, he's just pure evil. Dude.
Starting point is 00:37:00 It's a good setting up like you see as a child. Yeah. Set up. The setup. The set up. The black in his eyes. Yeah. And you're just like.
Starting point is 00:37:08 The movie's in the 70s. Like you got, you're not going to sit here in 2020 right now and look at a movie done right now and be like, hold. and then go watch Halloween the original and be like, well, that's just as good. It's not. Like, the cinematography is totally different now. But to have the backstory of Michael kills his sister, boom, saw it. So we know the kids fucked up from the beginning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:26 All right. Wasn't the parents' fault. Maybe it was. Then it fast forwards and then they're driving to the, to the, uh, that's another funny one. Yeah. And the, the lady's like, oh, do they usually just walk around freely like that? And they're literally like not everybody walking. There's kind of like swaying back and forth for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Like, dude, what the fuck are we doing? Hey, and then, what's the dude's name? The doctor or whatever? I was drawing a blank on his name before, too. Anyway, he's standing trying to, like, see if he can get in, right? Yeah, he's opening the game. And Michael Myers jumps on things and does it, and she, like, runs off and speak. And he's nowhere to be found.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Like, dude, you're 15 feet away. This guy's beating the fucking, and by the way, when that, the glass on the driver's side door breaks. Don't get me started. No car glass windows like that. No car glass windows break like that. But he, like, puts a palm on it. It's like, just shattering noise. And do, and old, and old boys just standing over there.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I guess still trying to get in, can't see and hear her screaming. Well, the thing, too, is if I'm going on. And then he runs over and wait, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. Go get the motherfucker. No, but he also's like, are you okay? And then before she can kind of answer, he gets up and walks away. Like, we gotta go.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah. Out of the rain. He doesn't really give a fuck about how she feels, dude, at all. Dude, when she's drive, when he, like, jumps up on the car and, like, the car hardly moves at all. Like, that's one thing that Jason Voorhees has on Michael Myers is in the OG movie, Michael Myers probably six foot 195.
Starting point is 00:38:56 195. Yeah, he doesn't hit the two at all. He didn't. Yeah, and he don't have a lot to him. He don't. But that motherfucker
Starting point is 00:39:03 can take some fucking blows. He gets shot like seven times at the end of that movie. But that motherfucker in the 2000s? Thick. With two Cs. Yeah, bro. When was the most recent one made?
Starting point is 00:39:12 That dude. That was in 2018. That was when you were at the Titans. In 2018, Michael Myers? Strong. Strong? Stronger?
Starting point is 00:39:21 Rob Zombies, Michael Myers. Oh my god. That motherfucker. I think they had cane under that motherfucker. Um, dude, yes. 100%. Jason Voorhees from the get. It looked like he had shoulder pads under that damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's always been a stud. He's always been a unit. Uglier than the dog, dog shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:38 What's the one where all when the crew goes to the beach? Are they go to like a getaway lakehouse? Jason. Remember? That's most of them. Yeah, you're right. It's always in, it's always in the area of Camp Crystal Lake. Um, but they're driving the boat and he fucking. Um, but they're driving the boat and he fucking fires an arrow from the shore. That's like never six. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Kind of like a new, not a newer one, but like a more update when we were like in high school or some shit. There's also, there's a lot of rules. Like if you want to be in a horror movie, here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:40:15 And we might even make these into t-shirts. If you're in a horror movie, don't be in the front or the back. Stay in the middle. And for God's sakes, do not ever split up. Can't ever split up. You're fucking dead.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Are you mean like front back? Like if you're like, if all of us were in a group, no, no, I'm talking about in a horror movie. If you were in a horror movie. Right, right. I'm talking about the setup.
Starting point is 00:40:33 I'm staying in the middle. I'm putting Alex in the front and fucking Josh in the back. Zach. I tell you what, Zach probably dead. Right. That's probably not dead because these other rules. Another rules, if you hear a noise, don't investigate that thing. Just get the fuck out, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Just get, like, if you're, oh, what was that? Is it just a, oh, you're dead. No doubt. You know what I'm saying? You're fucking out of there. That's a big no-no. If you hear something, you get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. A third one,
Starting point is 00:41:01 If you're videotaping with a camcorder, games already over. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're dead. You're gonna catch something, dude. If you're walking around in the forest, like Blair Witch Project,
Starting point is 00:41:10 they're doing this, just go ahead and catch chickens, call your wife, tell them it's over. Paranormal activity. Banger, dude. Oh my God. That movie,
Starting point is 00:41:18 I will talk about that in a second. We'll get that next time. We'll get that one next time. If you have sex, do drugs, you're dead or you drink. You're fucking dead. If you are out,
Starting point is 00:41:28 let's say you're like, so you say we need to be abstin it during the month of October. You might. need to and your own house. Nope, even in your own house. You fucking die, dude. Don't have sex in October, dude. You know they say sober October? Yeah. That's we're doing. We're doing sober-spoctober.
Starting point is 00:41:40 From everything, dude. No drugs. No drinking. No sex. No sex. Joe Roggin, we're with you, dude. Sober October. Unless you're Jamie Lee Curtis in the OG Halloween. She actually smokes a bit of a blunt and she fucking she makes it out. But her, but her shithead friend who's a cop, if you're dad's a cop, you're dead.
Starting point is 00:41:58 If your dad is a cop, you're fucking dead. Yeah. All right. Let's see here. don't be a job if you are an athlete you're fucking dead we're sitting here lying I know I'm just letting you know though dude if you and I go out of the forest together well we might one of us will go out of the forest together well we might one of us will go out
Starting point is 00:42:14 if you wear a letterman's jacket maybe if you wear a letterman's jacket you might as well just fucking shoot yourself in the head stab yourself stab yourself just don't even worry about the suspense of dying just kill yourself in general but if like you and I like if you and I went out and we were both jocks
Starting point is 00:42:28 I would be the one to die because I'm the loud obnoxious one If you're the loud of not just one in the group. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like the cool guy or rebel. Yeah, the guy that thinks he's too cool for school. Like, oh, let's go check it out.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Yeah, who's going on here? It ain't no big deal. That shit's a movie. That's only a movie. Jimmy stop. Jimmy stop it. That guy. Dead.
Starting point is 00:42:47 What else we got here? Hey, look, there they are. Let him his jacket. Done. Yo, that is scary as fuck. That's like from the 2013 one. That's awesome. They're a highest shit in that one.
Starting point is 00:42:59 We're in a 66. Respect the six is dead. Gotta respect them sixes, dude. Look this guy. It's like Corey Levin with long hair, dude. No doubt. He looks like Bluto from Animal House. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:43:12 See this guy? Dead foot. Oh, shit. Look at that. Cheese. This is, no, this is Freddy versus Jason. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:45:37 How many fucking rules are there I think everybody's dead I've been dead I've been dead a couple times I know never assume the killer is dead That's a big one right That's a big one when you're out there Never assume the motherfucker's dead
Starting point is 00:45:48 Decapit his ass Pull it away from his body Yeah Because a scream There was a couple of them Toward the end right I'm Michael Meyer And we keep going back to OG Holloman
Starting point is 00:45:57 Because this will we watched last night Michael Myers It's shot seven times at the end of that movie falls out of a two-story house into the bushes. She takes a breath, dude. Hugs the doctor, everything's going to be okay, looks out, but he's gone. Classic. You're talking about the most recent one, right?
Starting point is 00:46:16 No, I'm talking about the original. Even the most recent one, because they kind of played off some old themes, which I fucking loved. Shout out to whoever made the newest Halloween one. The new one was... He lays there and she comes out and he's gone, remember? Yeah. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:46:28 The house goes on fire and then... Right, but he's laying out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then by the time they look down, just like the original one where the camera... cameras like on the roof looking down he's gone do you see the trailer for uh like Halloween killer or something like that I tweeted at you no oh I tweeted at you I treated at you today that's something you don't tweet at me you fucking send that shit in a message you're right I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:46:47 that's a big fucking deal there's one more rule to live make you through a horror movie it's be a virgin born again counts you got to be a virgin if you're a virgin you're gonna make it oh it's great we're born again versions bum but hey the mother fall deciding now dude we're born again virgin starting now tomorrow okay Are we about to look at the trailer? Yeah. The trailer, dude, I'll tell you what. And this is how I know he was dying and he was in the house.
Starting point is 00:47:14 It's called Halloween kills or something like that. They postponed it. It was supposed to come out this year. It's coming out October 15th, 2021. No. I know. I know. James Carpenter actually tweeted it.
Starting point is 00:47:26 See, look. This is the original one. This is him on the ground. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, that's, yeah. He just shot him seven times. Just shot him seven times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Mike Myers is resilient. I'll tell you what they all are. Maybe the most resilient killer. He's a fucking wolf. He's a fucking wolf, dude. But Jason Voorhees is also. But has Jason been tossed around like Michael Myers? Jason Voorhees went toes with Freddie Kruger and won.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Technically not because Freddie Krueger winks with a decapitated head at the end of the other. Yeah, that is true. That is true. He did wink. Jason did win that one, though. Jason is more like Jason has shot people with arrows. He's used different things. He's killed people with his bare hands.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Like Michael Myers is a big steak. knife guy and that's about it. He's sneaky sneaky, one-trick pony guy, though. Yeah, he's sneaky. He understands his environment. He understands every element. He knows where to hide. He knows where he's got to go to plan B, plan C, plan D, he knows it all.
Starting point is 00:48:18 And the guy's the king, him and Jason Forges 2, I've never seen those guys go above a trot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's always, it's always, at most a stern walk. Yeah, and it's confident. Very. But that's another fucking funny thing about a horror movie dude. Oh, this is it.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Yeah, yeah, play this whole thing. This is unbelievable. I'm fired up. I got goosebumps, dude. I swear to God. Look at these. See, 2021. That was supposed to come out this year.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Oh, my God. John Carpenter released a statement about it back in July. Yo. Do you feel that, Zach? There is? Where's that? Oh, is that the statement? That's the statement that John Carpenter released about the movie.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I'll tell you why there's only one person that needs to read this. There is. There's one person that can read this. I can read this. I can read this statement. Jackie. Would you please come sit down on the on the... Sit on the skeleton's lap.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Just don't even get comfortable. Yeah, don't get comfortable. Sit on the skeleton's lap. Oh my God. You're a freak. I'll tell you, I love that shirt. I love that hat, dude. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:49:56 The boy's crushing it today. You smell. You smell like skunk. What's the deal? He's a brand of shirt. Why do you? Yeah. Here, grab this mic. Would you drive in that?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Do you drive your car with that shirt on? I did. That's the issue. Is it? Yeah. Okay. All right. Can you zoom in on that a little bit or what's the deal?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I want the skeleton to cuddle you. All right. Dude, what a great podcast. I fucking love this podcast. All right. Hey, feel his heart. Let me know how I feel. Are you nervous?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Are you nervous? I think. He's a little nervous. But he's not that bad. He's not that bad. He's got a lot better. He probably didn't take a hit before he came in here. That ain't.
Starting point is 00:50:36 anxiety. All right, go ahead, Jack. Read the statement from, who wrote this? John Carpenter, the guy who made the first Halloween and then oversaw, oversaw the most recently made Halloween. Give everybody the bad news. All right, Halloween kills July 8th, 2020. We write this to you heartbroken over the fact that the delay of our film is even a discussion.
Starting point is 00:51:01 But if there's one thing that a career in the film industry has prepared us for, it's the unexpected. Over the past few weeks, our film family has looked into the forecast of theoretical exhibition with obvious concern. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Starting point is 00:51:16 it's getting tough. Theatrical, theatrical. Oh, yeah, see, I knew there was going to be one. All right, so we'll back up. Our film family is... You're in the first paragraph and that's your one you're going to take? It's the one.
Starting point is 00:51:26 All right, everybody can be more... Theoretical. All right. Went to cross his legs and then uncrossed them because he was too nervous. Our film family is looked at the forecast of our theatrical exhibition with obvious concern.
Starting point is 00:51:39 We've discussed and struggled with how the best to... We have discussed and struggled with how best to present Halloween kills to the loyal fans around the world, as well as the new audience we hope to invite this experience. It was a wild and
Starting point is 00:51:54 vibrant production. We lined up a cast of legacy characters like Lori and Tommy, Lindsay Lonnie, Marion Brackett, and the shape. Then alongside some new faces, we aggressively made the second chapter of our Halloween trilogy. That means it's going to be three. That means it's going to be three.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Calm down, calm down. It unfolded into an experience that was a creative playground. We feel confident that our misfit pleasures will be seen as an unexpected entry into this franchise. Oh, my God, it fires me up, but it's also sad. If we release it in October of this year's plan, we have to face the reality that the film would be consumed in a compromised theatrical experience. After weighing our options, we have chosen to push the film's theatrical release by one year. Oh. On top of a traditional release, Universal is agreed to an IMAX presentation of the film in October 2021.
Starting point is 00:52:51 We are sound mixing with one of the greatest design teams that can slash scream and creep their way under your skin. Oh my God. We're going to have, we're going to have time to complete the film with the quality that the fans deserve and preparation on Halloween ends has begun as well. Yeah, that's so sick. It is an honor to be working with these characters and spending time in Haddonfield. We look forward to sharing our next chapters with you with love, David Gordon Green and John Carpenter.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Question, where's Haddonfield? Illinois is it in Illinois? It sounds like Illinois. That wasn't a question for you, Will. Oh. If I really had to guess, I really do think it would have been. Haddonfield, but it's in New Jersey. No, it's in Illinois.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Yeah, it doesn't matter. You can easily just go look up the original movie and the opening scene in the movie. It says Haddonfield, Illinois. I'll tell you what, the boy's a bit of a nerd when it comes to this shit, dude. I know. Go ahead. You got on camera long enough, dude. Great job.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Four miss-ups. Was it? What's that? I almost don't like the reading presentation he had. No, he was way too stoic. Like, yeah, like he's trying to do too much. I don't know if he was trying to do too much as much as it was like I think he was just trying to get through it You know what I'm saying?
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Starting point is 00:54:57 We're no slouch. But I'm saying top 100, it's like, you know. We know what we are. You know what I'm saying? Great work. shout out to the fucking boys putting this together except for Josh. Like an amazing job on decorating this entire place, dude.
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