Bussin' With The Boys - Spooktober III
Episode Date: October 19, 2020Recorded: July 9, 2020 HERE. WE. GO. It's officially Week 3 of Spooktober and The Boys are crushing it. Also, shoutout to all of the tiers for bringing it on social. Tagging us in your posts, sharing ...your scary stories with us with the #ShareYourSpook hashtag, all of it. Keep it up, we see you! To kick off this episode, tensions on The Bus are running high when Will & Taylor crown The Greatest Movie Villain/Monster of all time. Then, Will remembers a couple of the scariest spooks he's seen, Taylor addresses what NOT to do at a haunted house if you see him, and both of The Boys review "The Scariest Movie Ever Made". Ending on a lighter note, Will & Taylor wrap up the pod with a list a few of their favorite G-rated spooks they watched growing up. Keep the energy coming! Subscribe/Rate/Review ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I don't know why I bleep that one out.
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Blas, drop the fucking hook to Spooktober number three, my baby.
Oh, with the kids, with the kids fucking giggling at the end, dude.
That's one thing, I tell you what, man, as far as, like, the slasher movies go, it went.
Halloween was fucking well put together.
It had solid backstory.
It put it in there.
And then it was just a nightmare from hell, the whole night of Halloween.
And then Jason Voorhees came in the first couple movies.
It's like, it's tits and ass.
It's smoking joint.
It's kids getting decapitated.
It's a little more.
Yeah, he's taking that machete and slicing heads off.
And we talked about in the last podcast, like, Jason is stacked from the giggo.
He kind of looks like Brock Lesnar.
He does look a little bit like Brock Lesnar, but with a way more fucked up face.
I mean, I feel like Brock doesn't really have that much of a fucked up.
I mean, I know you're a big fan of the pod, but yeah.
Way more of a fucked up face, dude.
And then like, Freddy Kruger's like this, like, and also none of them talk.
Do you imagine if Brock Lesner was sitting in a fucking house?
I was sorry about that.
I didn't mean it.
just looking jacked what do you mean
I tell you what I do you the F5
right here on the fucking boss holy shit
but um
but like another thing too
something to sleep on Freddie Kruger is
one it's done an amazing job of
when you go see that movie you go you go home
and when you go to bed you're like
oh fuck something could happen here you know what I'm saying
I hope when I go to sleep he's not there
and then you're like well I can't give him power
because the whole thing you get Freddie Krueger power
and he's strong enough to kill you
yes and the guy can talk too
And he's got some solid.
He's got some solid chirps.
Yeah.
He's got some solid, solid chips.
When I was like, I think he was flirt a little bit with you too.
Yeah.
He makes it real weird.
He's real rapy.
Yeah.
He is very rapy.
Big rape vibe.
Big rape vibe.
Like, and Jason's like, Jason's a mama's boy.
Like, and so you're like, Jason's mother.
He is, though.
He is.
Jason gets killed.
He's kind of soft.
He's got, there's a, there's a, there's a part of Jason that you're like, man, I kind of
want to root for this cat.
It's like to show him or you or her.
What's the woman?
The dude's like a killer, but he's like obsessive with the girls.
Yeah.
You're not talking about you.
Yeah.
Like you, this guy's murdering cats and being super creepy.
But part of you's like, man, I kind of hope this guy like makes it.
You know what I'm saying?
He seems like he means well.
It seems like he means well.
Yeah.
And then with Jason, you feel that.
Michael Myers is like, man, this guy just wants to kill his entire family.
He's fucking like he said evil.
He's just straight evil.
Yeah, you're right.
Because they've tried changing him a few times.
he might go with it for a second
but that motherfucker turns on you bro
I tell you what man
when the one we saw in theaters together
the newest one that came out in 2018
when they're standing at that
psychiatric war and there's like a
box and they got him like basically on like a chain
yeah and he's just standing there
it kind of reminds me of like the longest yard
when that big ass like Mexican cats playing ping pong
and Adam Sandler
yeah if I lower this part
we could play together
yeah
he said it's way it's way it's way
fucking scarier than that dude but yeah
Kruger got that and his backstory
too like the first movie you watch it Johnny Depp's
actually in the first movie of Nightmare in Elm Street
do you know that? Johnny Depp
is in the first Nightmare of Elm Street
I didn't know that he's the one that falls asleep
and listen to music
and then the claw
Freddy Krueger's claws come up under
and grab Freddy and pull him down
and he's dead
and then blood starts like shooting
onto the roof it's very gory I didn't
I don't feel like I've watched all the nightmare on
Shrews. Really? Yeah, I know. My dad's super
into the nightmare on L'emps streets. I've watched kind of like
the newer ones, like the remakes and so like that.
Well, the Freddie versus Jason one, there he is.
The Freddy versus Jason one,
you get more of a backstory
on Freddie Kruger and Freddie Krueger. And Freddie,
like, Freddy ends up being
the villain out of the two between
Jason Forhees and Freddie Kruger. Yeah. Like,
you actually are rooting for Jason.
Like, they literally, I think they
tranquilize him or something like that. They literally
give him a stab in the neck.
When he's been in the back of the van.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, like,
And he starts having the dream that he's drowning.
Yeah,
because that's like,
that was his thing.
Like,
Freddie was burnt to death.
Right.
And that's why,
I think that's why
they didn't do Michael Myers
and Jason Voorhees or either of those three.
That was a good combination because Jason was water.
Like,
that was his element of like,
this is his weakness.
Like a Pokemon card.
You got a rock Pokemon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then,
and then Freddie,
Freddie was burned to death in a warehouse.
Because he was like snatching kids up.
And I think he was like,
touching them and stuff.
Yeah, then the parents
like burn the school?
The parents burnt the school down.
That is what happened.
That happened in Freddie versus Jason as well.
But I'll tell you what,
Freddie's little origin story is how would you,
yeah,
his one's,
his one's suspect for sure.
His one's suspect,
but it's like,
that's,
I love that kind of stuff when you like.
Because there's more detail
in his backstory than all the others.
Pretty much.
I feel like it.
I mean,
there's a lot on Jason.
A lot on Jason.
And there's a few on Michael too.
Yeah,
but not as much.
Mike just fucking stabbed the sister.
or like, it's not like you knew.
They try to say he got possessed by shit and stuff like that,
but it's not like they show that or anything.
That's the thing when you do 10 separate movies on one guy.
I know.
Things are you're a little skewed.
And then, like, they're redoing the whole thing.
And this is, who's the guy, the devil's rejects guy, who does, uh, Rob Zombie.
Rob Zombie.
Dude, his movie was fucked, bro.
His movie was fucked.
They got him killing animals and kind of transitioning into just being some psycho,
a little psycho guy to killer.
And then when he, he taped his stepdad to the fucking chair.
Fuck, yeah.
Because he was like drunk and passed out.
taped into it and they just started fucking stabbing him.
God.
Dude.
How would you rate?
Let's do a list.
Hey, bring up the slasher list.
How would we rate the slasters like in a fight, dude?
What kind of slashes we got out there?
Do you want to go with the movies or the villains themselves?
Let's throw the villains in because if we go, if we go, oh.
Well, that's his best villain's monster.
We got a lot out here, dude.
Ooh.
This is just what I could come out with.
I know you guys got more.
Yeah.
Well, no, no, no.
I don't think we'd have more of anything.
We don't want it to be that long.
The best thing to do is just slash them out when you know they don't have a chance.
The first thing you have a chance.
Hannibal Lecter has no chance.
Hannibal Lecter is dead so fast.
He's a genius, but he's not really a monster.
He's a monster, but he's not a real monster.
I've seen Jason, Freddie, and Michael.
I didn't watch the human centipede.
I did.
I did.
That's not really a monster.
He's a mad scientist.
So yeah, he's gone.
Yeah, take him out.
Chucky doesn't stand a chance.
He's out.
Oh, I like a little Chuckie, though.
that motherfucker's crazy.
Yeah.
When you get to these guys,
there's leather face.
So this is the list or not.
People can't see this list.
So Jason Borges,
Freddie Kruger,
ghostface,
which is from the movie Scream.
She's called Scream.
Yeah,
Scream.
Michael Myers,
Jack Terrace from the Shining.
Heat,
Dead.
Sorry,
buddy.
That's a great movie.
That's probably,
that's a top three
spoke of all time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were looking at IMDB
earlier,
and I think it was number two
in the horror list.
Yeah.
But that list is very suspect.
Very suspect.
But shout out to The Shining.
Shout out to The Shining.
That's a well, very few times you find a, like a well done, well acted, well plot, like good plot, good storyline.
Yeah.
The whole thing is rock solid when it comes to the Shining.
I got a side story on the Shining before we move on.
Yeah.
No, I like it.
So the, we have to get rid of the finishing.
The, uh, the hotel or whatever, right, that it was filmed in Colorado.
In Colorado, I've been to.
It's like a, all these different whiskeys, all this different whiskey tasting.
they've turned it into something now and it was pretty dope.
Is it still an active hotel?
Yeah.
I'd be a little scared to stay in that place, man.
I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Stanley Hotel.
It was cool, man.
A huge list of different whiskeys.
I think the guys from Ghost Adventures actually did.
Zach Bagan's,
he's the head dude from Ghost Adventures.
He and I have DMed a couple times on Twitter.
Yeah?
Yeah, he's got himself like a haunted museum in Vegas.
And he's like, yeah, I'll give you like a tour of it or whatever.
He's got that sick.
A haunted museum.
In Vegas?
Because you know they do it right out there.
They do it right in Vegas.
The attractions out there are stupid good.
Yeah.
He's got, who was a guy who just died?
Wasn't die.
He was a serial killer.
And he has Ted Bundy's.
He has Ted Bundy's glasses there.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
He's got, and I think his...
Ted Bondi had a creepy story, dude.
Creepy story, dude.
But I'm a weird...
I'm weird about serial killers.
You like into him.
You're into.
I love the stories.
Yeah, you're into.
Charles Manson, like, people, when you play the game, like, all the time, like,
who would you want?
want to have lunch with you have lunch with anybody like there's i mean obviously i cut out cut out jesus
cut up buddha like cut out the all the religious cats like who do you go with and and some guy i kind
of lean on all the time is um manson uh charles manson you had to give him a booster seat
yeah he's tiny cat huh but do you think like i watch interviews of him and he's just rambling if i
had him in a weird fucking way in a weird way man like you legit kind of like started to believe him
but that's a thing like someone's so manipulative to like get people to go and kill other people
it's crazy.
I mean, you saw it took those women a long time.
I don't even think some of them were covered.
Alex?
Do you guys remember that Charles Manson documentary?
Like those chicks that ended up going to jail
for that murder that happened?
Yeah, you can bring it up.
That was my favorite thing about it.
Shout out Josh, dude.
Shout out Josh bringing the lottes.
Good job.
I'll tell you what, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
you might be sitting here with us right now
and be like, hey, the interview seems a little awe.
Like, these guys don't seem as hype as they.
they usually are.
Oh,
we're hyped,
dude.
We're hype.
Come on now.
We're hype.
But the week before when we did the podcast,
it's taking us all.
Like,
we're in the,
we're in the deep,
deep part of Halloween.
And I'll tell you what,
it messes with your psyche a little bit.
After that last week,
dude,
it was eerie.
It was.
I mean,
we were on the phone
for the next,
probably hour when we were at home.
Yeah.
Separately.
Can't go home.
I just can't go to sleep.
Yeah.
Not by myself,
at least.
That's what I'm saying.
Terrified out there.
It was a weird vibe after last week.
coconut deal.
I think they all are.
I got them all like that.
Yeah,
I'm cooking at all of them.
Yep.
Tell you what.
Coconut milk.
Yep.
That's a sweet little deal.
Let's get back to ranking the slashes.
Yeah.
Go back to right.
Yeah.
So, but Charles.
Oh, you actually brought up.
Oh, yeah, the Charles Manson thing.
Yeah, these girls, they took a while.
They were in like recovery.
There's a whole movie about it, right?
Where they're like in recovery.
Yeah.
It's a documentary.
I think a mockumentary.
Like, it's a true story, but it's like there's actors and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the deal with that?
Back to ranking.
Let's do the rankings.
Oh, are we still staying on this?
I mean, these girls just went through a lot, right?
And they had to, like, are they still in jail?
It's all I want to know.
We'll move on after that.
There's a lot of them.
There's like 16 of them.
I know, but I want to say there's three, right?
That were part of the murder that went to jail and it took, they were trying to do studies, therapy, and everything.
Because they just didn't, they just believe that certain groups of people were trying to take over the world and they had to hurt.
It was a race war, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it was based around race.
This one's still in prison.
And as of January 2019, her case is being reviewed once again.
God.
Oh, yeah.
There's the other.
The next one died of brain cancer at 61.
A long time,
tough.
Spending that much time in jail.
I feel like what's the amount of time you got to spend in jail before it's like you just
Give up.
No, you can't not give up, but like you can't even like really work in the real world anymore.
Like you don't know.
Right.
There comes to time.
I would think like, I don't even give a fuck to go back out there.
But also like if I would just.
jail right now. And the way technology is just so advancing so much every single year, 20 years from
now, I can't even, I won't even be able to really function out in the real world. I would bet it's
way quicker than that. Just because of how different, I mean, I've never been to prison, thank God,
but like I would assume it's so different on the inside. Like, that's nothing like regular society.
I'm sure you get out and you're just like, you're not second guessing everybody that you're around.
You know what I mean? Imagine that. Like, you just go to the calf. You're just trying to eat your food.
You're just trying to eat your food. Yeah. You'll pay attention. Yeah. And think about,
But,
Shawshank Redemption.
Great movie.
The old guy that ended up going on,
he hung himself
because he just couldn't really
adapt to the world world.
He was trying to get like a job
and he just wasn't like fitting in.
He like missed the boys of prison.
Well,
I just commit a crime and just want to go back.
I think that happens.
I think people do that.
People do it all the time.
Yeah, people do it all time.
I've been to jail.
Like 72 hours.
Yeah, I love saying this.
I was fucking different after, man.
I said to itself like three hours.
You sound, yeah, drunk tank
Yeah, I was by myself
It wasn't even nothing serious
Yeah, that's shit
What's, it changed me
Did it?
No, I mean, I guess, yeah, yeah,
Like, I learned my lesson, but
I'm saying,
There was nothing on the inside
Did you ever drink underage again?
Yeah
Then you didn't learn your lesson
But I'm saying
He learned out an hockey
Yeah
Hey, the boy was smarter
Yeah, I got smarter
That's a fucking
It's like sipping a coal
I got some whiskey butter, dude
That's hilarious
All right, yeah, sorry
So back to the best villains and monsters
were ranking these guys
Who would win a fight, right?
Ghost face from screen.
Hey, who's in our final?
Who's in our final?
Here we go.
All right, all right, here we go.
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Pennywise is a little different.
I think you can almost kind of,
I would vote take him out.
I don't know.
Before you take Pennywise out,
you need to take Leatherface out
because Leatherface hasn't been killed,
brought back to life,
resurrected,
anything like that.
That man,
he's just a weirdo
that used to work at a butcher shop
and his family's in that.
Yeah,
but Scream,
he's not,
that's just like a human being
trying to hide in the things.
He's next to go.
But I want to see him,
I want to see him go at it.
Who are we going to say wins?
You know what I mean?
Pennywise faces,
ghost face.
Ever ranking these?
You might even go, Freddie is a one seed.
You might go Freddy as a one seat because Freddy's in your dreams.
Yeah, but Jason took him in Freddy versus Jason.
But did he?
Because at the end scene, he's walking out of the lake holding Freddie Kruger's head.
And what does Freddie do?
He winks at him.
I've seen a lot of guys that don't get their hand raised at the end of a UFC fight that says, I'll be back.
That's basically what happened.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
It went to unanimous decision.
Jason run and Freddy's like, I'm,
I'm going to get a rematch.
Just like Connor McGregor versus fucking Diaz
after that first one.
So Jason's the only one that's won an actual fight.
So Jason's a one seed.
I know you're both.
I know you're okay.
I know it's tough.
It's tough,
but yes.
Let's just have him there for right now.
Okay.
Freddie,
all right.
Jason's a one seed.
Freddie is going to be a two seed because he's been in a fight.
Ghost face.
He's not that they've all fucking killed somebody.
I would go,
Michael,
Michael Myers.
He's been in a fight.
No,
like a real fight versus another villain.
You know what I'm saying?
You're talking about like a movie.
They've been in a versus movie.
They've been in a versus movie.
Exactly.
Michael Myers got to be three.
Pennywise is four, which I would even argue Pennywise should be three.
Leather Face is going to be five.
Yeah, definitely scream is at the bottom.
So those face, five seed.
Jason and Freddie are getting buys.
Here's how this will work.
Jason and Freddie get buys.
Who's the three seed?
Mike Myers.
He is facing.
I'll put them all in order for you. Hold on. I'll get them on order.
Mike Myers is going to face.
Mike Myers' face is scream. And Penny Wise faces leather.
Hang on. Hang on. We got it. Hang on. We got it.
There you got it all dialed in now. All right.
So what will happen?
At the three seed, Mike Myers is taking on leather face. Leather face.
And the four seed, Pennywise is taking on ghost face.
Yes. So let's start with Mike Myers versus Leatherface.
Okay. Mike Myers versus Leatherface. This is a clear cut first round.
out in my opinion. I think so too. I think so.
They both, towards the end, like towards
the end, Michael Myers got some bulk
on him. He's been through adversity.
He's literally been resurrected.
He's been dead. He's been alive. He's been
shot. He's been everything. He's been burned.
And the guy keeps fucking coming back.
Yeah. Leatherface literally,
the only thing Leatherface is going from is chainsaw.
Chainsaw, he's big and some, he's
got some of that, you know, that dumb strength.
It's called Simple Jack. He's got some simple jack to him.
I like that. I like how you went around that.
Yeah. I like how you went around that word.
Stopping around.
inside, you know what I mean?
Somebody yells, hey, dinner's ready.
He comes up from the basement.
Mike ain't fucking around with that, dude.
He's going to be standing outside of a room and he's going to slit,
he's going to slit his throat right when he walked to the door.
Here's the thing, too, though, there is, if you get leather face focused on Mike Myers,
he might have a chance because Mike Myers didn't give a fuck about killing really anybody else,
but his family members.
But in this situation, he'll kill it a tournament.
He'll kill an offhand stoner, stab him, done.
Yeah.
But he's looking for Laurie.
You know what I'm saying?
He's looking for the whole family.
Yeah, but, you know, in this situation, he's looking for fucking leather face.
They're in a cage match?
No, no, no.
Let's just say, it's around a house, you know what I'm saying?
Like Leatherface's house from Texas Chase's?
Yeah, we'll say Leatherface's house.
We'll say the rest of the family, they're gone for the weekend.
Then you got more than I think Leatherface, there's trapped doors in that place.
He's got his whole family helping him out.
Booby trap.
Yeah, but the family's not.
I said the family's gone away from vacation.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of rules now.
Leatherface is going to be walking home from the little, his little butcher where he does, he
slices the meat and stuff.
Yeah.
And Michael Myers is going to be stalking him the entire way.
Leatherface isn't going to have a fucking clue or, nor a chance.
But let's just say he's focus on Mike Myers.
Here's another thing.
Leatherface got fired from his job, the butcher job.
That's a big reason why he'd be by he came simple jack mad.
You know what I'm saying?
No, you're right.
You know, the cop, the dad would go and bring the kids back to the house.
He would butcher him up.
I think they would eat him.
There was cannibalism involved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
I'm still going Mike Myers.
I know you are.
Clean sweep.
clean sweep.
I'd say Mike Myers took a couple dents there.
He might have took a dent.
I mean, again, leather face is a big, strong dude.
We're split, Alex, deciding.
Oh, we're split.
You're saying leather face.
I'm saying leather face.
Get the fuck.
Go fuck your face.
I think it's close.
I think it's fucking close.
You want to play some devil's advocate?
I understand.
I respect it, dude.
I don't even know if I'm playing devil's advocate.
I'm just saying it's fucking close.
It's not a clean sweep at all.
In my opinion, Mike Myers is going to face Freddie Kruger.
The thing is
Hang on, let Alex get a word
And what do you think, Alex?
I'd go Mike Myers as well
He's a season vet man
How many chainsaw masker movies are there?
That's true
That's a good fucking point.
That's a good point, dude.
Three?
Best abilities availability
And they're still making them movies
And they still are
Halloween kills
October 15, 2021
Oh shit.
Oh shit, there's eight of them
How many Hallowings are there?
There's like 30 Halloween.
Let me guess.
for this 11.
I'll say 12.
13.
No way.
Hey, Price is right rules.
You won.
Friday 13.
Oh.
Zach, what do you think?
I ain't going to lie.
I'm probably going leather face here.
I'm a big Texas chainsaw master guy.
Are you?
Yeah.
Take the mic from him.
Hey, take the mic from him.
I know.
Good on you.
Good on you, Zach.
I say it.
All right, first off,
I probably would have been swayed to go to Mike Myers.
I would have, for the sole reason that he's been,
he's seasoned.
There's not that many more, yes, but he's been killed, brought up, kill, but I haven't seen all the Texas Chainsaw Masquer movie movies, so I'm playing a little bit of favoritism here.
Yeah.
Josh Whiann.
I haven't seen any of the chainsaw movies, but I'm going to have to go with Mike Myers just because, I mean, you take him out once, he's going to come back.
Yeah.
That's true.
He has cheated death several times.
Yeah.
And he's known as the devil.
He's known as evil.
Like just that his word is evil.
Pure evil.
Pure evil.
Yep.
Mike Myers is going to the next round
Mike Myers is going the next round
Leatherface is out
Pennywise versus ghost face
I think this is pretty simple
This is a clean sweep
Pennywise
Pennywise is done
Pennywise he's crushing him
Yeah
Okay
I did not know
I thought
I'm trying to think
I'm trying to think
about Penny Wise's voice
Because I can
I can kind of do his voice
decently
Yeah
But I think I got to hear it
Do do when he's talking to
What is it
Is it Georgie
Hi you Georgie
Oh dude
Penny Wise is definitely
taken out.
Pennywise,
the dancing
clown.
Hey, it's creepy.
That is creepy.
Solid stuff.
Solid.
So we're going to say
Pennywise over scream.
Even though I like,
I just like scream.
Like,
I just feel like he tries hard.
He's got a little knife
runs around.
It's a solid movie too.
But I say people don't remember
scream as much as they remember
scary movie.
People remember the scary movie stuff.
Yeah.
More than remember scream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What that?
The,
Mike Myers, though,
took dance.
took dense about leather face he's beat up he's beaten and battered a little bit
my thing is how do you actually fight pennywise that's why i didn't fully want him on the
here's the argument for penny wise is a bunch of kids beat his ass you know what i'm saying yeah that's
true what how did the movie end was it like um they didn't give him his power they didn't they
didn't they didn't allow to be allowed to be scared or something like that i think it was maybe
a fear thing too right it had to be something i think it was a fear thing it had to be a fear thing it had
to be a fear thing.
Kind of like a Freddie thing.
All right.
Hey,
let's get into what we want to
fucking talk about
this final four.
Hey,
in the end,
they defeat Pennywise
by making him
feel really bad about it.
God damn it.
Oh my God.
That's so funny.
Penny Wise is...
And he's going against Jason right now.
He's going against Jason.
You could almost say
Scream would win
because Scream would call Penny Wise
and do the old
what's your favorite scary movie?
No, because that's actually
And talk him into feeling bad about himself
That's not the actual
Scream is, I know what you did last summer
No, no
That's actually a movie called
I know what you did last summer isn't
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
So cute
It is
Such a cute laugh
But scream was playing off
Like, you know
What's your favorite scary movie
Like is this one blah blah
So
Yeah
I almost just want to do
Around Robin with the three boys, dude
Jason,
Freddie Mike Myers
I think that's what we all want
I think what's going to
happen if you're doing these monsters. First off, we're missing a couple monsters. Like, I don't know,
Frankenstein or the creature from the Black Lagoon, one of the original horror movies.
Yeah. There was a 3D movie from 1954.
Awful. Yeah, we're leaving some people off. But ultimately, deep down the child,
and us, we wanted Jason, Fredi, Mike Myers, triple thread. I know the tier ones do,
I know the tier ones do. I know the tier 3s have heard a couple murmurings going on.
We are big slasher guys. We do like the slasers. Why? Because I tell you what,
the other stuff, a little too scary sometimes. You know,
Dude, it is.
You got the murderers with the knives and they go and got all the place.
That's scary, but it's not too scary.
But then you got the devil shit, dude.
The devil shit is the scariest shit.
The exorcist.
Annabelle.
Paranolal activity, any of them.
Polterkeyes.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Sinister.
Oh, sinister.
Good.
That was a good spook.
It was a really good spook.
All right.
Let's finish this tournament up.
Okay, so we're finishing the tournament up.
If we win by it, it's Pennywise versus Jason.
Pennywise versus Jason.
I think it's, it's.
It's Jason.
Jason's our one seed, and we want to see Jason go to the finals.
Yeah, but I also think Pennywise, Jason can't talk so no one can make Pennywise feel bad about himself.
And he would play into the little boy and Jason.
Yep, he would play in a little boy, Jason.
I think Pennywise beats Jason for one upset.
That's a good, that's a good thought.
That's a good take.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I would like to buy that take.
All right.
But I just want to see Jason go to the finals.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we all do.
But I tell you, if we're talking about just strictly, like, I might be able to beat Alex's ass.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
But you could probably, you could beat out.
Like, I could beat Alex's ass, but you could beat my ass.
It's like a rock paper scissors thing.
Like one always beats the other.
Who am I being?
I'm rocked to his paper to your scissors.
I think we're saying.
You beat Will.
I think we'll.
No.
Will beats you.
Ultimately.
You beat me.
Wait.
Jason would be seen as the victor, but Pennywise would play into his weakness.
If you had a no old bar.
He's smart.
He plays smarter not harder.
Who would?
Who would?
Penny wise.
Yes. And that's why Jason will lose because Jason is a fumbling, just a slash him and stab him type dude.
just a slash him and stab him type dude. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's got a heart of gold. He's, he's
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Back to the episode.
We do want to talk about this.
So this is a proposition version of a rock paper scissors thing.
Because I think if you put Freddie Kruger against Pennywise,
it's,
Freddy Krueger's, he's well-spoken,
he's got some good chirps,
he's tearing Pennywise apart,
he's going to win that battle.
Boom.
But Michael Myers don't talk.
He's just evil.
He's just evil.
Like, what are you going to get Michael Myers' dreams?
He's not scared.
I don't think he sleeps.
I know.
I don't think he sleeps either.
Let's assume he does sleep.
Either way, I don't think Mike Myers is scared.
You know, I think Pennywise is going to win this whole thing.
He's pure evil.
I got Mike Myers.
I know you do.
But I tell you what, you can't just stay with your bias.
You have to talk about who's going to, like, win the fight based on what.
Unlike you, Mike Myers does not need to sleep, E or upset.
Mike Myers, Mike Myers beats Freddie Coor because he never actually sees him.
He's been a fucking dream.
You know what I'm saying?
One of them's going to quit after a while, and Freddie Cougar talks and has a personality.
Mike Myers or is Pennywise.
Final.
Well, again, to me, Pennywise, it's a big fear thing with him.
Mike Myers doesn't talk.
So I'm saying Mike Myers isn't scared.
So what if this?
What if Penny Wise goes out, gets Lori, all the people that Mike Myers wants to kill in his family, puts him out there.
Now a man's got no goal.
He's getting a horse on the race anymore.
Does he just lay down and die now?
Possibly.
But again, we're thinking one-on-one.
It's hard.
It's a fucking coin flip.
It really is.
What do you guys think?
Alex, what do you think?
I've never seen it.
Wow.
So there's that.
But.
Disappointing?
Yeah.
I would go Mike Myers just off strength of his name.
He's Mike Myers.
He's fucking Mike Myers, dude.
He's got the mask.
I'll tell you what, dude.
That's like when you go play the Patriots.
People say, hey, don't worry about, like, when you play the Yankees?
The Lion.
What's that a movie called Catch-Mex?
me if you can.
Guys
walking into a bank
and he said
why are the Yankees
always win
because the two
the teams,
the other team's
too busy
looking at the
pinstripes.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what you're saying
right now.
Don't look at the pinstripes.
You got to tell
that the penny wise,
dude.
I'm just having a hot take.
I'm just a commentator.
You're not taking a hot take.
You're taking a regular take.
My hot take is penway
I'm just taking a regular take
on our show.
We'll see Sunday.
One thing we got to do.
We got to flip a coin.
I mean,
if we're going
just have names.
You just have a bubble
on your throat?
I have a bubble on my thought.
I did have a bubble on the throat.
So you're saying we got to flip a coin
and see who wins this one?
I think so.
I mean,
unless everyone else thinks Mike Myers
and then it's over,
then my vote.
What do you think,
Josh?
I think he thinks Mike Myers.
I think he does too.
I think the fact that Pennywise
made it out of the first round
is just ridiculous.
Oh!
It was based on who he was up against.
Yeah, I mean, walking through a blockbuster when I was like seven years old, seeing the original cover, I mean, that used to scare me.
But after seeing this movie and seeing him getting just sunned by a bunch of kids because they don't believe in him, that's a pretty weak.
Maybe we're stupid.
That's pretty weak.
Maybe we're ridiculous for having him on this fucking list.
It's even a real slasher.
No, he's a monster, though.
Best to villains and monsters.
Okay.
Or is the Joker that got clear.
I think if you can beat somebody by just insulting, then they're fairly weak-minded and they won't win any battle.
in.
Wow.
Okay.
All right.
That's a good...
That's a strong argument.
He's got me swayed right now.
I know.
Zach, do you care to even weigh in on it before we just give Michael Myers the trophy?
Yeah, I go Mike Myers just because I'm a big Jason fan.
I think it's kind of bullshit that y'all give Pennywise the win over Jason.
So that's my opinion.
Okay.
General Patton over here.
Okay.
The committee's just bitter back here.
Everybody got pretty upset with these takes.
When Will and I first met, I was a huge Friday 13th guy.
It was actually my favorite one.
over all of them.
It still is in a toss-up.
I respect Halloween for being the OG.
Yeah, you heard that story.
You heard that podcast or whatever you listen to to what you respected the original.
It was super good.
And there's more depth in the Halloween movies than there is in the Friday of 13th movies.
Jason Voorhees, though, has weakness.
He's insecure.
He drowned.
He had water.
You can put the mom, like you can put a silhouette of the mom and literally say,
hey don't do this and he won't do it
that's a little bit in the movies where it's like
Jason it's your mom and she's been holding the woman's head
I think it's in part two
513 part two
Jason is resurrects himself to come back
from the dead to fucking finish
what his mom started at Camp Crystal Lake
he goes up the end of the movie
the girl's like has the mom's like
mummified head and holds it in front of her
and is saying something along the lines of
Jason my sweet sweet Jason it's all good
everything's work out and stabs shit out of them
So Jason's gullible
Pennywise is smart
That's the only reason why he would be
Be Jason
I know I know you're trying to defend yourself against
I mean that was some heat back there
It was heat
But I'm just trying to say where I'm coming from
I wanted Jason to win
You know what I'm saying
I'm just not playing Homer
Right right right right
I'm in Spooktober because I respect Spooktober
Is Pennywise the best
The best villain not even close
But based on the way the ranking set up
Right and you got to
Like he said you got to respect the game
If Pennywise
matched up against Freddie Krueger, guess what?
Freddie Krueger would have kicked his ass.
As smart, intelligent, he would have beat him
down mentally. But Jason beats Freddy Kruger.
Exactly, but it's like
Rock Paper, Papers, scissors. Yeah, but sometimes you can't always
play that. It's like, Michigan
should have beat Appalachian State that one year. Yeah, 2008.
I was there. But you take him lightly, Appalachian
State plays their weakness.
Applite State comes out of the win. Jake Long.
Jake Long was there. Yeah.
Sad.
I guess fair point. I mean, I guess it's a fair point.
Like I said, I'm just, I'm being kind of
closed-minded.
right now.
If rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper and paper beats rock, you know what I'm saying?
Like, just because one would be the other doesn't mean that one is now the best.
Right.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It just happened to be where the cards were dealt out when you laid out the scissors.
You laid out the paper, you laid out the rock.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You and your goddamn rock paper scissors.
Because I've fucked it up like three or four times in this podcast and I just don't want to get dummies.
So I'm like trying to, hey, by the way, I'm figuring this shit out as we go.
I'll tell you what.
I'm the way he's done the rock and the paper and the scissors.
Like, you know.
You know.
It's just the one you do.
It's a circle.
It's a triangle,
but it's also a circle.
It's a big fucking deal with you.
Hey, Jason, throughout the rock.
He's the rock.
But hey, Pennywise comes out of that paper.
What if we had all the villains together?
They just put rock paper scissors in the tournament.
Dude, in high school, we hit a rock paper scissors league.
Swear to God.
Swear to God.
Shout out the boys, dude.
North County Rock Paper Scissors League.
We created a mice space.
There ain't nothing to do in Baltimore, Missouri.
You're talking shit like that.
We created a MySpace, and your rankings were on, like, you know, your rankings were the top friends.
Yeah.
And so you create this bracket, and you play all around school, dude.
So if you pass somebody in the hallway, you bet.
Hey, Josh, you got to play Taylor.
And you guys would sit there and duel it out, best of five, best of seven, best of three, whatever, wherever around you were in the tournament.
And then you sit there and mark them down, mark them off.
Dude, around Robbins, create divisions.
We had it all, dude.
It was a fucking blast, bro.
We'd be sitting there in class and I leaned over in a, let's say.
it was us. I'm like, hey, Taylor, hey, you gotta play Alex. And you guys would play from afar
and just kind of look like while the teacher's a solid high school game. And that's a solid high school game.
And then you look at far like while you're listening to the teacher giving notes and stuff.
And you just, you just, you guys didn't go shoot, huh? Rock papers. Oh, you guys would go shoot.
Rock papers is a shoot. Yeah. Yeah. But that's, we had that league, dude. Shout out, hey,
shout out the boys going off the story. That's a thing, too. Who doesn't go shoot?
I feel like everybody goes shoot. I want to say maybe in the beginning it would be rock paper
scissors.
So you just go on,
you know, the third one.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
They're going to shoot.
They're going to shoot.
This is the World Championship in 2006
for 50 grand.
Watch.
They go on shoot.
Why?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, slow-mo.
Oh, they fucking slow-moed it.
And there would be some strategy to it,
dude, because you'd start to figure out
out what guys kind of lean on
like a secondary move, shit like that.
It would get so serious.
Somebody would just pull out a dollar bill.
and you know how it has like the little coded
like the little code of numbers next to like the face value
yeah yeah yeah and if it was like one through three that would be like rock
if it was four through six it would be paper seven through nine with scissors so you just check like numbers
and back all right that's gonna be my move doesn't matter so nobody could get a read on you
it's a fucking psychotic we were wow that's pretty fucking ridiculous and not spooky at all
I know that's not spooky at all I know dude I'll tell you what
God, I'm kind of pissed off Pennywise
made it that far.
I know.
Hey, when they had those takes,
I was like,
we sound stupid up here
in these seats.
I know.
But also,
our list,
to be totally fair,
it wasn't,
it wasn't the best list.
It was a,
it was a food barred put together
top 10.
Yeah,
it was a potluck.
It was a potluck of villains.
It was a potluck.
So we're going to blame this
on the fucking production team back here.
We'll throw it to Twitter
and see what they think.
Well,
that's,
they're going to,
hey,
everybody out here listening,
fucking,
uh,
shame,
Alex.
When you guys hear this, shame fucking Alex.
And we'll throw it at the Twitter, but go ahead.
We'll kill up the Twitter, dude.
Fucking shame Alex's ass, pro.
I'll tell you what, dude.
You guys made the seeds right here on the podcast.
You guys seeded them.
Fucking shame Alex, dude.
The way it came out, though, the way they seeded,
fucking Pennywise snuck as a last in there.
Yeah.
Shame his bitch ass, dude.
Jason doesn't beat, uh...
We got to get out.
We got to move off of it.
That's what we're doing.
We're beating ourselves up right now.
I know.
I'm upset, dude.
Let's talk about them.
Let's talk about what we're,
we were talking about earlier.
Let's talk about this.
Let's talk about the amount of people that have been just fucking...
I'll go fuck myself.
Hey, it was a sidebar, my dude.
I know.
Let's talk about the amount of people that are engaging on Spooktober, dude.
You Tier 1s, Tier 2s and Tier 3s, I see you out there, dude, and you're fucking killing.
The more I'm starting to realize the tier ones, Tier 1's legit got them little wolf emojis on their names.
That's how you know they're out there, dude.
That's how you know they're out there, dude.
That's all that.
They're probably reping the old vintage Spooktoberge.
All vintage.
Looking at the new
The newbies
I'm a big fan of that new shit
But you guys have come in there
And it's absolutely been crushing it
When we see you guys in social media
We just get fired up
When I when I do the refresh
On my Twitter thing
And it's just like boom
A bunch of shit
I'm like fuck
I only get on to see what people
Are watching on Spooktober
Day
Following through like
Who's staying consistent
I love it boys and girls
I absolutely love you
You guys are doing an amazing job
Well there it is
Michael Myers
is your champion.
Congratulations to Michael Meyer.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
I wanted this one of anything.
What else we got going on the day?
Let's talk about the demonic movies.
Yeah.
The legit scary fucking movies.
Absolutely.
Like, I've said this time and time again.
The scariest movie I've ever seen in my entire life was, um, parallel activity.
The, like, it affected me the longest.
It affected me the hardest.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Because, like, we talked about before.
The slashes don't really scare you.
You know what I'm saying?
When you're younger, you're a little kid, like,
the thought of a giant man with a knife coming in super scary.
It still is, obviously, but like, hey, you can't be fucking around with them.
Can't see them's.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, you got some can't see them out there, dude.
It's like, oh, hey, oh, can't get right over there.
These, them can't see them.
Can't see them.
If you can't see them, you got no chance of them.
Yeah.
That thing is a bit of a deal now.
Bit of a reach on that joke.
Man, my, our friendships get a little spooky.
Let's get a little ghostly.
Let's get a little...
Them can't see them's, though.
Hey, them can't see them's though, dude.
I'll tell you why.
Hey, but think about being a leather face.
You're a can't...
Oh, yeah.
That was stupid.
Don't say that.
I was going to say, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that bullshit no more.
Oh.
I was going to say he's a can't see him and it can't get right.
But he's a, he's a can see him.
We don't have the whole squad here today on this beautiful bus,
but it's hilarious because Alex is wearing headphones.
Zach's got headphones, me and Will got headphones,
and Josh went and got us coffees
and now he was just playing on his computer.
Boy, Josh, I got headphones.
Hey, he's got the mirrors, though.
He got them satellite frequencies.
He can hear everything going on in here.
Hey, that's an Adam Sandler joke.
What's that Wi-Fi password?
Anyway, so we got
the supernatural's parental relativity.
Obviously, that's a scariest movie I have ever,
like I have ever been affected by in my entire life.
Insidious.
people got blown away by Insidious
I'll tell you what I did like
Insidious
Insidious to me is not
Are you saying it's overhyped
I don't think so I think insidious is a very good
Spook dude I think it's a good spook I think it wasn't as good as
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yeah that's crazy that shit was scary and then like when
remember when they're in the kitchen and then they
flashed over and the face was just sitting right next to them yeah the
them jumpy spookies are scary and then the little
the little boy or girl like walks across the hall
yeah dude and cities is pretty scary the end of the movie dude
when he takes a picture of the woman yeah
And she doesn't be like an old broad.
Yeah.
She's the witch or whatever.
I didn't follow it too far.
Did it not follow it too far?
But it's a scary little spooky deal.
I think Insidious does well too because they had sequels.
There's three of them, right?
Yeah, there's three.
Yeah, there's three of them.
And they're all pretty solid.
You know what I mean?
It's not like they got like, you know, some of them just reach too hard.
Yeah.
The storylines terrible.
That's kind of what happened.
Parano activity.
Paranotity started reaching a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They started reaching.
But I tell you what, the first two, the scary.
to ever living shit out of me.
Shout out Cam Gordon,
dude.
Cam Gordon and I went and saw that movie together.
It was so scary.
Paranoma activity is solid.
You know what?
Annabelle.
Annabelle did me a scary one,
it wasn't the scary because I'm just saying like that to me is a little sleeper's good.
There was a,
it was a spooktober of 18.
And we were going to Nashville Nightmare,
which is also,
we always like to shout out a little,
a little haunted house.
Nashville Nightmare solid.
They have like four or five attractions.
It's a fun time.
It's a good event for the night.
night. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a couple gals. They got some concession
stand there. They got a concession stand. If you want
to have a couple drinks, you can go out there have a couple of drinks.
Pictures. I'll tell you, if you're a high school kid, there's
no, you're not going to have more fun. Yeah.
It's an awesome. It's a really,
really good time. The issue with that
is, their lines get a little long.
Here's the biggest problem with haunted houses.
I know I always want a rampage.
I always go to a little bit of a rampage, but
when you're in a haunted house, haunted houses, I hope
to God you're listening. If
if we come to your haunted house.
Owned houses, I hope the God.
Owners of haunted houses, when you're walking through, if you're just filing people in a single file line going through, you're ruining the spook for everybody.
Because the person at the front, you're going to hear someone go, ha!
Ha!
Like, it's like everyone, obviously, the people are in their corners, getting their cues of when they're going to scare people.
Yeah.
But if I'm in a line and there's five people in front of me and five people behind me, first off, I'm not going to die because I'm not in the front of their back.
But I will also like, I'm not getting scared.
I'm watching other people in the front get scared.
And people get in the back end scared.
I know.
I'm not getting scared.
That's an issue I had with Nashville nightmare.
They,
they very overpopulated.
But their attractions are good.
The,
they have different themes.
Yeah.
Their theatrics are really good.
They did a really good job.
Yeah.
But I just can't have so many people walking through.
And it's got to take time.
It's like,
it's like everybody's got to work together.
You got to hold the lines a little longer.
Little longer.
But also.
don't tiptoe through the fucking thing
and to let people come behind you.
Then it just convolutes fucking everything.
I'm a tiptoeer.
I like to enjoy the entire thing.
I know, but after we get super scared,
we pick up the pace a little bit.
You know what I mean?
You don't want to sit there and drag back.
You're right, dude.
You're right.
It's just, it's a small mistake,
but there's,
there's big penalties because of it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were just saying, hey, let's get these people through.
They obviously, they paid a lot of money to get in here.
Let's let them go.
But also, like, you just,
Take a little time.
Let two go.
If I'm in a group,
I like to get a big group of people
and make an event at a bit,
make an evening out of it.
But we do a good job splitting up.
But that's what I was going to say.
You got to split up.
Sometimes I'll even ditch tailing.
You go get scared on your own.
I'll get scared on your own.
I like to go in by myself sometimes.
But I can't stand it.
And if there's somebody who does an attraction,
this has happened when people will be like,
ha.
Hey, man, big fan.
Don't do that.
Do not do that, dude.
If you stop and you and you know who I am,
I appreciate.
cheat it. We can talk after, but stay the fucking character, dude.
Yeah. Because I love, I just love getting scared, but if someone's like, ah, hey, man, tighten up.
What you know? I love us with the boys. I rate five stories all the time.
I love it, dude. Staying there looking like Mike Myers, dude. And the guys look at him,
oh, I appreciate it. He got the mascot. Yeah, man. You're the best. Yeah, dude. Thanks, man.
My night's ruined. You know what I'm saying? Friday night during the season, dude, it's really all you got for like,
kind of wash all the week away. Because you're going 24-7. Friday night, I kind of
trying to cut that out.
It's date night with the lady.
That weather, that weather changes.
Oh, no, weather's changing.
I can't even.
I can't even, dude.
Oh, it's the fucking best.
It is the best, bro.
That's a big thing that people need to stay in character, keep the lines well spaced and in small groups.
Gracious.
And when you're going through it, have a little pace.
Don't rush.
Enjoy it.
But once you get past being spooked, you know when there's some lag, like, get moving a little bit.
Get moving a little bit.
It's not an art show.
You can't just look at it.
and depict, how does this painting meet me feel?
Just keep on walking, take mental notes as you're going through.
Oh, I like that detail, like that detail.
But I'm moving.
See how I'm moving the whole time?
I'm moving the whole time I'm going.
You know what I'm saying?
That's an important thing.
Yeah.
What else we got on the supernatals?
Okay, so actually, we were before the podcast,
we were actually talking about the scariest movies.
Are we getting off the scary movie?
No, I'm in Supernatural because I'm bringing it back around.
Okay.
So Supernatals, we were talking about the scariest movies.
IMDB said these are the top, whatever.
thousand movies, whatever, starting in order.
One movie that I heard and I've seen YouTube videos on,
and it's actually epic to look it up,
any person I've ever met that was alive and went to see this movie,
at the time,
they all say it was like,
it changed the game.
It was like revolutionary for spooks.
And that was the original exorcism.
People were, yeah, people were walking outside of theaters,
like giving takes and just like,
you said a guy watched like four times and he hadn't finished it.
There's YouTube videos of people doing interviews outside the theater
saying they've seen it four times.
times and they can't finish the movie. I've never
been able to not finish a movie.
And I know there's lots of people that have
like have finished movies.
But like, were people
possees in the 60s or like, or 70s?
I mean, I feel like this, like the
exorcist was ahead of its time. It was
so ahead of its time. It really was.
It reminds me like a Jurassic Park. It was like
so sacrilegious too. You don't really do that.
The lady's literally going to town on herself with
a crucifix. And she's like
12. Yeah. And then saying the craziest
fucking things too. And then puke in and
pissing herself.
That must have been a tough little acting job for that little girl.
Yeah.
That must have been a hard gig to get the character.
And here's what we're going to do now.
We should put this crucifix between your legs and just start to say it's
fuck me over and over again.
And you're 12.
Like, that's a weird.
And you got to keep redoing that scene.
I know.
A little more.
A little more umph on the fuck me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this kid is 13, 12 years old.
It's crazy.
And then telling the priest and shit like, you know, that kind of shit.
I don't even want to say it.
There's that Ouija board Jack was talking about last week, man.
Oh.
That's just spooky, dude.
Hey, you got scared just now.
Look up, go and pull up some of those testimonials or interviews or whatever.
Those people doing, going to see the exorcism getting scared.
I mean to bump you, baby.
You know, but we can put a little footsy.
Another crazy-ass exorcism movies, the one where they went over, um, over in that desert area.
You know what I'm talking about?
No.
They got the disease going around.
You don't know which exorcism I'm talking about?
No.
It's not the one of Emily Rose.
Exism Emily Lowe's.
Emily Rose was super good
ending was horrible
It didn't scare me very much
But yeah, pop this on for a couple seconds
Look it up
You put those over the mics real quick
Are we gonna get pulled if we play this?
No, we'll be okay
Okay
I wonder what the deal
Yeah audience, no this is audience reactions
Fast forward a little bit
Because I want to see
When I just pulled up the trailer
It had a YouTube warning on it
From the trailer from 1970, whatever
It said like hey this content
Is not suitable for most audiences
And I had to click I understand
there's real exorcisms that happen out there now we talked about that in the movie i was talking about it's called exorcist uh the beginnings yeah i think i've seen that i think i've seen that's a scary little deal you know one that fucks me up that i like don't like want to ever really watch but like i will if it's no i won't really if it's on i only will if like people are like watching it and want to watch it but hills have eyes see that one kind of fucks me up in a weird way that movie um um
I enjoy them.
I do.
It's fucked up to say.
I know, I know.
But like, it's so, it's the, the grace that happens.
The rape is fucked up.
And then the baby shit.
Yeah, the baby's,
they take the baby and then they burn the dad.
The thing that's so interesting to me is like,
like there's like a nuke town,
like Call a Duty nuke town.
Right, right, right, right.
Where they nuked them and like everyone,
they had these diseases because they were all like affected by radioactive,
whatever.
Yeah.
Like, to me, it's interesting to me.
It's like, I don't know, super gross.
But I understand.
understand why people think it's like super out there so you're super out there i remember um the first year taylin
and i were together and i i brought the spook into her life she she was all about it and then one day
she came downstairs in the basement and uh hells have eyes were on and she's like uh after that day
she was kind of over the spook for the rest of that year yeah i think we're about halfway through too
yeah so i understand why people wouldn't like it it's got a place it's got a place in my uh my library
of spookies in your playbook my playbook of spooks
Yeah.
There's so many out there though.
And we do get really too, like, too much on the slasters, too much on this, too much, you know what I'm saying?
Like, there's so many out there.
If there's things that we're not thinking of, which is, there's so many.
You guys need to let us know.
Tweet us, fucking follow us.
Dude, some sleepers out there?
I mean, there's some huge Halloween town fan.
That's what we actually, you know what, pull that list up because them G-rated spookies are solid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I was young, like, I almost hoped that they were making it.
another Halloween time that was going to be released on this.
I used to love,
because you wouldn't follow the family the entire way.
I used to love Nickelodeon Disney Channel,
and they would always have,
like, you're watching like,
That's a Raven.
There was like a Halloween episode.
You know,
and the Nickelodeons would have all their Halloween ones.
That fired me up.
And then the Disney Channel used to do like the kids,
the kids were like jumping in the air
off the trampolines and doing the splits
and like kicking their legs out like so.
It was epic, dude.
But then in October,
there were like bats and ghouls and goblins while they were doing
their same kicks and splits and shit like that.
fires you up and gets you going.
Oh, hocus pocus.
Shout out Austin Rogers, dude.
Austin Rogers Build.
He's building my house right now.
Shout out the boy.
Definitely a discount after that, Austin.
Come up the boy up.
But he loves hocus pocus now.
He's in my phone as Austin Rogers, Hocus Pocus.
Hey, sleeper boys, goosebumps.
That is a sleeper, dude.
Goose bumps, dude.
And that came out recent, Jack Black,
they came out like three, four years ago, didn't it?
Or maybe five years ago.
Yeah. I'll tell you which one fucked me up
when I was young.
and that was the werewolf one.
The goosebumps one were wolves, man.
Like, you got some underlying shit with some wolves.
We are finding some...
We're finding some hidden things.
There you go.
Hey, I'm bustling with the boys.
You're going to unravel them little layers, dude.
That you're a little teramisu cake, dude.
You got layers.
The Batman origin story, dude, the wolf origin story.
I tell you what, man.
Hey, but the werewolf one messed me up, like, having friends.
And then you got trapped in the net.
The guy who, like, was trying to hunt the werewolves.
Was that a cartoon network?
Was goosebumps?
or was it Nickelodeon?
It was too extreme for Disney, I think.
I think it was goosebumps.
Well, no, goose.
I know.
But what network did they play that
when we were kids?
Oh, um,
I don't know.
I feel like it was so disappointed.
I feel like you said that.
I feel like it was on the network
that, uh,
the show Wishbone was on.
That was the little dog.
That was the old, that was the worst one.
Isn't that PBS?
Wishbone?
It might have actually been on PBS.
I used to watch that.
That was a nice pull if you did that.
That's a new at network it was on.
That fever, dude.
That fever.
That swamp fever.
Mm-hmm.
The werewolf.
Ooh, scared of the dark.
That was another one that was pretty good, dude.
That was a good one.
God, I loved it.
Where are we at on time?
About an hour.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
We've been rolling.
We have been rolling.
This has been a great pod, guys.
I've really enjoyed it.
It has been a great pod.
It's been a great pod, boys.
Some good laughs.
I'll tell you what, don't say enough love when you.
You guys are shouting the boys out and telling us things because we need new spooks every year just
because we put on the show doesn't mean we're not experts on it.
Yeah.
You people out there know a little something.
They'll deal a little bit and bat.
You got to let us know now.
Educate us.
Educate the boys.
Education with the boys.
Nothing more than we love than getting educated on for spook to over.
What we love.
Love getting educated on what we love.
Yeah.
Students at the game, you would say.
Oh, teachable.
Let's find out.
Let's find out what network goosebumps is on and then let's wrap her up.
Yeah.
Am I bleeding?
What is that?
That is blood.
Why is it blood on my leg?
Ooh, it's hey, it's fucking spooky.
It's spooky out here, dude.
You see that little calf butt?
Yeah, my spider might have bit you, dude.
Oh.
Dude, what if it became Spider-Man?
Did you say, we'd be you?
So what if I became Spider-Man?
I came and fucking see this.
What are we trying to look at here?
You guys want to know what network this was on?
Mm-hmm.
The werewolf of fever swamp, dude.
Is that it?
That's tough.
I'll tell you what.
If you know what network goosebumps is on,
us out.
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much
for coming on the podcast,
dude.
We love having you guys
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You guys are unbelievable.
Each and every one of you
even use sneaky little tier threes
in the back there.
We see you.
We see you.
We appreciate you.
We appreciate you.
But go ahead and jump on board,
man.
We don't bite.
We embrace everybody
that comes on the bus.
Yeah.
Don't forget to subscribe,
resubscribe,
all that's,
I think it was on Cartoon Network,
wasn't it?
2007 and 2009.
Let's follow us.
Go, dude.
Buzz and WTV.
Shout us out, follow us.
Have a blast of the dude.
Leave reviews.
Leave spooky reviews.
Oh, spooky reviews.
We should get some spooky reviews.
Leave us spooky reviews of your spooky experiences.
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