Bussin' With The Boys - Spooktober IV

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

It's FINALLY Halloween week! The Boys are coming down the home stretch of Spooktober and today's episode is another banger! Will & Taylor start things off by remembering their favorite costumes they wore growing up, Taylor tells the story of his biggest trick-or-treating regret, Will recalls his middle school days, and it wouldn't be a BWTB Spooktober without some Mischief Night talk. Next, we get an update on what The Boys' Spooktobers look like now, Taylor tells the story of how he broke a child's heart last Halloween, and they wrap it up with another review of one of their favorite haunted houses. Last but definitely not least, we want to thank all of the Tier 1's, 2's, and even 3's that participated in Spooktober this year! Y'all were incredible all month long! Next year will be even bigger & better than ever! ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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anybody who takes their job serious is like this when something goes wrong and you say you quote unquote lose you put yourself under a microscope and you literally want you literally critique everything that you do because you feel like if you would have just stepped a certain way a little different the play would have turned out differently would have turned out more positive which would have led to us probably winning the game and because everyone always thinks it's their fault when you lose the game like because you look at yourself so hard you're like if i'd have made this play we wouldn't have lost that's all i mean that's a good thing because everybody takes their job, you know, very seriously. You get a lot of focused individuals that takes a lot of pride in

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You know at the end of the week, that Saturday piece, and you know in college, you know in college in high school when you got that weekend piece, that turns into the Halloween piece, You knew it's going to be a bit of a deal. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're on the last episode of Spooktober. We are so excited to have you today. Let's fucking go. Happy Halloween!

We run strong for four weeks long. Four weeks long we've ran strong. Dude, it's been a great fucking month. We've turned the entire month into a holiday. And I'm fried. Absolutely fine. Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look, I'm seeing something trying to stab me. I'm seeing them unseeables.

The unseeable was coming to get me. Life's a little scary. There hasn't been a good sleep all month. It has not. It's been stressful. At this point, you're like, it's like burnt out. You're like, you get a little burnt out. You're like, holy fuck.

I got to watch another one tonight. But that's the thing about Halloween. When you go 31 days, yeah, you're a little burnt out at the end. There's that classic banger. Like the 4th of July. It's your favorite holiday. Oh, it's like a favorite. The 4th of July, you start watching the fireworks.

Yeah, it's a little long wind. But that ending, that finale, baby. That's what you wait. wait there for you just sit there are you just sit there only got five days left to spooktober god bless and on this episode the boy and i are going to take you down a little fucking whirlwind we're going to go down our little time machine when we're just little puppets and we're going to talk about a little fuck a little time when we when we first experienced the halloween so let's just get started and then we'll go up and then we'll just go up until we're older and it'd be fucking

amazing let's talk about Halloween trigger tree dude dude. Chalthough experiences, how was yours? How was your Halloween experiences growing up? Well, I look at old photos of myself. I was also a lion or a bear. Like a cute little lion? A cute ass old lion. Like you got the painting with the whiskers put on? A little, a little brown nose.

Yeah, that cute little main going around my head. I appreciate you. Yeah, I got you. I got it. I was about to hit that the cute little. I was going to hit a fucking brick wall. A brick wall of nothingness. Fur, a fur. That fur that goes around the head. Had that little deal.

That was like two or three. Yeah. I think I was like a pumpkin. And my brother was like a crayon. I say, Hey. You know what I mean? You know those costumes.

Hey, it's a classic. Bill and them, they didn't really take Halloween serious, did they? Yeah, Bill, yeah, yeah,

I didn't take Halloween too serious. My mom did. You know, you know how it is. Low, little low income. So you got to make your costume sometimes. One year I want to be the ultimate warrior.

So she made me a goddamn ultimate war. She made me a little, a belt, like a championship belt. I wore underwear, I guess. Yeah, I painted my face, dude. And I went bobbing for apples at that Halloween party.

You did not. Went bobbing for apples. I'm sweating. Just am so excited that Halloween's right there. Dude, I know. When you were talking, I put my elbow like this and I, oh, I thought there was, I thought there was a witch right there. Yeah. Hey, the boys did a great job.

They did a great job. And it stayed strong all month. I mean, I've kind of coiled this little deal up a little bit. That's turning to look at the deal. We've done it, dude. And this is where you, you tier ones, your tier two's. Give yourself a fucking pat in the back, ma'am. Even Tier 3s, you're part of the bus.

You're part of it. They are. They don't want to, they don't want to. It's like you rank them and then you see a little, you see them arguing, you know, you see them going back and forth a little bit on social media. But, you know, you got to let them know that we love all of them. Yeah. Anybody that's a part of this journey with this, dude, we appreciate them. Even the haters.

Even the ones are like, you need them. You need the haters. You need them. They keep you fueled. Yes. But also, there's nothing better when someone hates on you a little bit and then they come full sort of. Yeah. And then all of a third one.

Well, you know, what is it? what's the old Rick Ross any of them say if you have haters you don't have any haters you ain't popping or something like that. It's something like that. I'll tell you what, that might have been verbatim. That was so smooth what you said.

That might have been verbatian. You know you're doing something right when you got people who kind of want you to fail. No, no question. You know what I mean? No, hey, no whatever made history following the rules. Oh, that was solid. That's good. I wish that was Marilyn Monroe. But it ain't about her. It's about that spook tuba. And here we are. What else did you dress up as? I heard the lion.

I know. I was a lion. I hit that when I was like four and five. That's when for me, I was like really started to understand Halloween. I think four and five, I was like, all right, there's candy out there. You know what I'm saying? Parents walking me from door to door. Oh, yeah. Got that pillowcase piece. But when you're four and five, you're not rocking the pillowcases yet. You're walking the jackaliner, the little jackaliner with the black strip that's going to break once you get too much candy in there. But you got that because you're staying. Yeah. That's your little deal. You know what I'm saying? And then you get smart. You get savvy around. on eight or nine and you fucking get that pillowcase on you. Yeah. Then pillowcases are firm, they're strong, and they get hiding places under the bed. Then pumpkins are hard to hide. And you get a lot more volume in the pillowcases. A lot more volume.

But when I was like four or five, I was always rocking, uh, I think, you know what? Shame on, uh, young Taylor, because I was really, I kind of went two years in a row being this, two years in a row being that. I didn't, there was not a lot of imagination the boy apparently, but I'm, oh, really? Yeah, which you know what? I think I'm a pretty imagined. guy now. But I guess when I was four or five, I was just a fucking follower of it.

He kind of didn't know. You didn't really know. You didn't really know. You walk up to your first house and somebody hit you when you say trick or treat and somebody says trick and you're like, fuck. And you're and your and your four year old hair, you're just like, listen, asshole, just give me the candy. I don't know. What this trick? I want the candy. Hey. I know, but I kind of went Dracula voice. It was like a young Dracula. I want to. I want the can. I want the candy. I want the candy.

Dude, so four and five, I know it's been so long-winded, but the boy was a Power Ranger. It was a Red Power Ranger. Power Ranger was tight as fuck back then, dude. Tight as fuck back then. Which one was your favorite Power Ranger? I was... But I tell you what, now if I had to pick, the Black Power Ranger.

You're just a fan of the Black Power Ranger? I like the color. Just the all-black kind of look is a little more tough. It was black with the white stripes. Just like Pokemon, just like all that shit, like the OG. Yeah. Power Rangers were for me. Once it started getting all over the place.

Yeah, like space type. Even though the Black Power Ranger kind of came in a little late, I like the OGs. The Black Power Ranger was an OG. I don't think he was. I think it was yellow, blue, red. No, because the Black Power Ranger was tough as fuck on the video game. I'll tell you what, though.

He could do the little Spinny, the little Spinney move. That's all I got. But I want to say the Black Power Ranger was, he was part of the OGs, dude. I was a big Tommy fan. I was big, where he was a little. was green, goes to white, the first movie, when the first Power Ranger movie came out.

Yeah, I was dialed in on the... I was Big Tommy guy. I need... Alex, I need to know if Black was an original power. There you go. Red, red, black, blue, yellow, pink, and then green scene later. Right. Tommy was kind of somebody that came into the crew later.

Yeah, shit. So the red... I was the red power... That was the green flute. That was a green... That was a green Power Ranger. When they'll just fucking... They were so...

It's... Morph in time. Yeah, and they all get in their fucking dinosaur and it was like, yeah, it was like the worst, dude. I ripped that, oh, the OG I think it was the... My mom got me the red pirate suit.

That was pretty much it. And I was so pissed off because I wanted the green one. They didn't have the green one, but I'm just fucking pouting there, like a little bitch. I'm sure there's not all the four and five year olds listen to our podcast right now,

but if there are, and if you were four and five at one time, which is everybody in the entire world, you'll know this. Having some sort of mask on during Halloween, it's a good idea at the time, but it's always debilitating. Always.

Like, you're 45 minutes into that thing, and you're like, just breathe. You're like about to pass out. You're in that fucking song. You feel all the sweat all of your lips and cheeks and stuff. You're like four. Like, I gotta be the Red Power Rangers. But I gotta be the Red Power Rangers.

Yeah, yeah. But I gotta be a repowerer by. But I kind of like being Taylor right now, just the red suit on me. Yeah, yeah, I'm hurting. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And you get older and you start doing,

we're going to Party City, grabbing the wolf masks. Oh, yeah. The big ones that kind of cover your face And it's like, they're all over the place. Yeah. That's a good idea at the time. And then you're, you know, 30 minutes into the deal.

You're, how to fucking take this thing off? But the outfit doesn't go with it. Yeah. And then another great thing about being young in Halloween are those Halloween parties at school. Man. Friends, you give cards. You'd have a little Halloween party. And you'd wear your, you'd wear your jersey or something and just be like a dead player.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You just paint a white face on you. A dead player. Yeah. And you just put webs over you and you'd just be considered a dead baseball player. You would go white face? That's pretty fucked.

I mean like a ghost. Like you're a dead player. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. I get what you're saying. Because the ghost.

I'll tell you what, ma'am. You were white face? No, it's close. I'll tell you what I got, I'll have a little boat. I'll wait until I'm a little older in this Halloween because I'm going to do my best to stay in the timeline. Yeah. But we have to talk about something. I will.

I'll remember that. Do you know what it is? No. No, I'm just saying I'm going to remind you. Remind me before it's over. He said, oh, you know what it is, don't you? Like, no, I'm just saying like that. You were there.

I'll say that. It happened last year. Okay. I can't wait for the story. All right, perfect. So four and five. Why are we still on four and five? What were you?

What were you? I'm just talking about our use. Yeah, but just hit me with four and five and six. Like, what were that? I'm talking about when I'm old enough to kind of like, you're kind of in the dress. One to ten, hit me with your staple deals. What does it take to be the best? A question that is.

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Oh, wow, you were two-fer. I would try to be. was a recycled guy. Yeah. You same stuff over and over. Can't hide that money, can you will? Yeah. I was like a high maintenance little kid.

You know what I'm saying? I always wanted a lot. And my mom would just, God bless her heart. You know, the boy, we were, we were poor. So it would be, we have to paint this. We have to kind of make homemade stuff. And I would kind of just sit there like, fuck, I just want a costume from Walmart that all the cool kids are getting.

And I got to wear a fucking homemade shit that you're cutting out construction paper. You got to paint my face. And I just got to sit there like a little pissed off. little kid, dude. I'll tell you what, ma'am, I've been there. And you just don't know, you know what I mean? You're like, why can't I get this stuff, dude? Why can we just go out by it? It matters. Right, right, right, right. When I was, like, after the four and five phase, I was, uh, see, I'm just going in order, baby. I think it's incredible how you can, how you're calling being four and five. When I was, literally, I told you, four and five is like when Halloween hit it for me.

Yeah. I can see myself walking in my block right now, dude. Like, run in your block. With the boys going around the circle hitting it. With five boys and five years old. Rolling fucking deep at Crazy's house. You call your buddy's house. Hey, mom going to let you come over? We go to my house first.

Kellyn Corcombe. Kellyn Corcombe was my best friend at the time, dude. We had a fucking squad that rolled deep. Yeah. I told you guys a couple episodes about Crazy who had the hole in the warehouse. So my parents, no joke, seven years old at this point. And no one does this anymore. It's 20-20.

people get snatched up everywhere, right? Yeah. You know, it's like, okay, hide your kids, hide your wife, and I just because we're and everybody out here. That kind of shit.

Yep. Well, when I was like seven, that shit wasn't really going down in the 90s, baby. I was like 98. Yeah. So my parents would go, my parents would go to Crazy's house

where like that was like home base. That was pretty much home base for every, all the families. And then the kids would venture off into the great abyss. It was like dark out, the lights for some reason

never worked at least in this boy's mind right here. Yeah. Them lights never worked. And my boys and I would rule. deep. So a couple years after a couple years after the boy was a, I was a vampire for two years.

Vampire was an easy out. I was two years in a row of the vampire though. And then get this, this is probably the most embarrassing. Lips painted really red and shit. Got the little fangs going on. Sit there was slick bag. You spray paint your hair black. Just looking kind of stupid. If you wanted it bad too, you'd get the little red caps and you put on your teeth and you bite down and then the blood would come

and you just turn to your friend like like waffles. Yeah, just fucking Yeah, blood running down the cheeks, dude So fucking I was that, I was that, but my most embarrassing one And my mom actually, shout out Kelly Riley on this one because she smacked this costume

Titanic came out Every night in my dreams I'm with you, I'm just trying to hear what What do you mean? What did she show? Titanic came out was my favorite movie I saw it four times in theaters Okay, and out on VHS, them double side of pieces You know what I'm saying?

Them two, it was like a book. look. It's like the Bible. You know what I'm saying? I went to the blockbuster, got the Bible, which was the Titanic for me. Obsessed with the movie. Decided to myself, I don't want to be Jack Dawson. I don't want to be the captain. All I wanted to be was a crew member. Oh, the Titanic.

I swear to God, dude. I'll find a picture of this too. When you're a kid, man, you just, the weirdest shit, dude. Like, you don't want to be the captain? I remember my mom literally asking me. I'm pretty sure I was seven or eight when this movie came out. And she's like, you don't want to be the captain? It's like, no, I just want to be the guy in the crow's nest, mom.

you know you want to be the oh you would be the guy that fucked everybody up by not paying attention yeah and so uh my mom went to the store dude went to goodwill snagged me like a suit like a blue suit and like put on like makeshift put on like

like little things you would get if you worked on a ship and made me one of those in and out burger hats or whatever white it out the in and out burger I was killing it bro I was absolutely crushing it and I was I had a little name tag that said SSS-S-S-Titanic.

That's great, though. And the boys slay, the boys were rolling deep that year. I tell you what, when you walk up and then you all go to a house and you come back, you know, hey, how many pieces of candy did you get? Yeah. And you get a little tight if somebody got an extra piece of candy. Or they grab the king size. Ooh.

Like, if you live in a school, like, not a school, if you live in like a neighborhood, like an actual neighborhood, or a house or bang, bam, bam, bang, bin, bang, make suburban neighborhood, boom, boom, boom, which is where I lived in that, like, short little time, there'd be the houses that took, like, embrace the spook, right? Yeah. That would have everything, and then the parents would be outside, handed out candy on their way to Crazy's house. Yeah. And then there'd be them other shit stick houses that don't take, don't embrace the spook.

And they put the bowl of candy out there with a tag with some fucking asshole tag that says, please take one. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Yes, dude. You would never take one. Right. And shout out to all the kids out there that are listening when they're

parents probably don't let them listen to this podcast because we do curse a lot. Or I assume there's probably a lot of, like, parents that are listening that they can probably take tips. Yeah. Because they probably have little young bucks. You need a parents put out a thing that says take as many as you want because they're gonna. Yeah. They want to. They want to look to so bad. They want to look at you innocently like, trick or treat.

Yeah. They just want to be able to grab a handful. Like how much can they, like the claw. Yeah. And they sift through. Yeah. Oh, I don't want that. Yeah.

I don't want that. Scales. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They like mumbling to them. I was like, you're just looking at the, yeah, what a weird. I know. I think of like, I think of the parents that don't want to do anything for Halloween. I think of Big Daddy. Remember when they pull up for Trick or Trick or Trit. It's like, hey, Jay, we got a kid out here, trick or treat, man.

It's Halloween. And a guy, like, waving to go away. Then he goes around back and goes inside, like hits him in the shoulder. And he gets up and he comes and gives him like a bag of like. Like checks. Yeah, the whole box of Czech cereal. He's like, wait, the watch. He wants to watch.

He wants to watch. He's like, hey, Trickers, treat. He's like, happy. Happy Halloween. I tell the kid happy Halloween. King of Woo's son, the King of Woo's song. Yeah, dude. So, yeah, I was SSS Titan.

That was like my, that was my shit. That was like probably the most staple in my head as a child costume. I believe it. What was yours? Some sort of wolf. No, no, no. Really? I remember when I was young, I was scared of wolves.

Remember I was scared of wolves? Yeah, we've been peeling back layers. Yeah, I was scared of the wolves back in my day because I got pranked, got scared. Yeah. And then also the goosebumps, the werewolf always spooked me. So I was never really a wolf. Staples, though. I was something, I felt like I was something different every year.

But there was always like the foundation of throwing together a costume was always being a dead athlete, whatever, whatever sport I was playing at that time. Really? Yeah. My mom would always talk me into it. He's probably the cheapest route. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Definitely the cheapest route, too. Yeah. Yeah. But it was fun, though, dude. I'm all about Halloween. And then, okay, we won't get ahead. We won't get ahead. But take me a little bit ahead.

Let's get to, we've talked about it before. Middle school, when you start learning, when you're watching the shows and then I got introduced to the rocket power and mischief night. And you're all in on TP and houses. Like we had a minivan. All the boys, we jump in the minivan, dude. And my mom, again, shout out my mom. She embraces the spook. And now that I'm thinking about it.

And she would take you to TP houses. Yeah. She would be the getaway car. We'd drive. She'd take us in the minivan and we'd drive and we'd go TP our friends' house and everything else. But one time, one Halloween, she set her ass up. She told her friends that we were going to come get their house and to be ready to scare the shit out of us. Nice move.

And so we're in the middle tepee in the house and they just rip a four-wheeler out, a four-wheeler out, take a chainsaw noise. And we're like, oh, my God, everybody wrong, dude. And she set her ass up. But, dude, mischief night was a huge staple in middle school. Yeah. You'd be like, you'd go and you'd be in Walmart and, you know, you'd have a corny little joke that you thought you had an original joke. You'd check out at the cash register. They're like, oh, you know how it is.

My tummy's hurting. We got a lot of wiping to do later. Just stack all the toilet paper up. Think, oh, what do you got going on? Wiping the liver. We got people going number two a lot. Getting your boys. He don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

Yeah, no question. Check out. Throw in the back, dude, and just go rip toilet paper everywhere. And then you'd go when your friends weren't with you, that's when people kind of start egging. Take eggs as far as egging. Yeah, and you'd egg some houses and stuff. I know, some bad shit, dude.

But you'd have friends. Like, friends would be on alert, dude, because you never wanted to be the guy that got got. Yeah. Because you'd have a crew, like say, we would all be a crew. Yeah. But low-key, some of us want to get somebody else. Like, we might want to get Taylor's house. So Taylor would sit out at night on nights that nothing was happening.

You'd be, oh, I bet the boys are out T-P. And so you'd set up, buddy. Sean, he would set up by a tree with a BB gun. So anybody would come to his house, he'd just start shooting people. Damn! Yeah. He got, dude, hey, I'm telling you, man. Missouri, bro, we get down on some shit now.

I'll tell you what? Sounds like Sean might be in jail now, huh? No. I mean, I don't know what he's, I don't know what he's doing. Shout out, Sean. Yeah, shout out, Sean. He listens. He listens to this podcast.

Hopefully. You bet your ass. Yeah. He's sitting there in prison with his boys. My boy Will Copsin got that podcast. Hey, did you hear him? He's got his one hour or one hour in the yard. Yeah, whatever.

Paintball gun, anything. Just. I have a dendium. I have a dent from shooting with a paintball gun during Halloween. Yeah. Still a dent right here. It's like, you can feel it's like, oh, so that's, that's what's.

Well, there's, a few other things. I got this, feel this little bit here. That's the problem. Right there. Put that, put your hand up there.

Oh yeah. You got a dent it ahead. What is that, dude? That's what's going on. That's a throw. I'll tell you what. Lost all my time's tables after that one.

What about you on this shift night? Were you a mischief night guy? Were you kind of like a delinquent? I know you were definitely a delinquent. You were probably a fucker that would do like you would probably egg people and put syrup on cars and probably throw flour on top. I never did that. I just knew that people did that kind of thing.

Yeah, we've done that. I'll tell you what I used to do. Isn't that fucked up, dude? Yeah. Maple syrup, cold night, fucking duts. It's bad. Duss flour on it afterwards. Like, come on, man.

Yeah, that was, I've done that. Yeah, I believe that. For sure. I took, I actually, there was a point in my life about three, four years, five, six years where mischief night was more important to me than Halloween. Yeah. And so, and so, and so growing up in Arizona, for those of you listening, um, doesn't rain a lot there, especially in October, not a big, not a big, not a big raining month.

Yeah. But if it would ever rain, I think it would ever rain. I think it happened one or two times when I was a kid the night before Halloween. Rich people only have grass in Arizona. And now there were people got turf. They're getting smarter because that water bill gets a little bit ridiculous. Their heads on a swivel was put over. Where I was living, everybody had rocks.

Like that was your yard was rocks. Well, if it rained, we'd go and buy like 15, 20 packages of fruit by the foot or the, the, yeah, fruit roll-ups. Fruit roll-ups, fruit by the foot, that type of stuff. And you lay it out over people's yards when it was about to rain. and then it would rain down it would die all of their rocks like blue and green who thought of that

I know that's what I'm thinking it's crazy because it's still warm enough for it to kind of like who's in there but I mean it was really like that's when the weather was breaking like literally October 31st was like it's finally starting to break different parts of the country man

kids are going to get theirs no question out there they're thinking but if you said the rain thing it's like perfect time to be Teepee and somebody because toilet paper you know I get some of get sweat. It's like they're out there clean up that. They're out there clean up that.

They're like, fuck, dude. I'm taking my kids out for sure to go egg and, and, uh, tippy houses. Tee Pee in. Go for it. You probably let them egg. I'm not going to tell. I probably won't take, you know, cover your own ass. But I'll tell them about it and be like, hey, don't take your mother.

I'm going to give Win Rebel and her sister a couple of notes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? A little book. Hey, keep this way from your mom. Yeah. Hey, here's the, here's the spooked over playbook. Another thing we used to do.

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would come up, and then you'd be... The invisible rope? Yeah. But then what we also do is take wire and put it like from tree to tree and then have it so it's super straight so you couldn't really see it and then cars would like you know you key a car

it would key the entire top of the car holy shit so it would like literally make this giant like shaving a piece of like a huge strip of paint off cars so we would do we would do that

and they'd like oh that's sweet dude we're about to change the rocks through windows oh you're fucked up yeah I'll tell you what, there's this kid I went to school. He definitely listens to this.

He moved to New York. His name's Anthony Romano. Called the maggot. Kids, hey, don't do what fucking Uncle Taylor's telling you. Hey, we were fucking bad kids. But Maggot, dude, that was my boy. And we would get into some shit when we were 11 and 12 years old. We would do the wire thing. Yeah, it got kind of hairy out there, dude.

There was a couple things. I remember some guy chased me down for like three blocks in his car, romping curbs and shit like that just to chase down. 11 year old. Jesus. I'll tell you what, Arizona is dangerous out there. When you get to that age, too,

it's kind of like Halloween's not as cool anymore, so you're more into the mischief night. Yeah. And on Halloween, instead of, like, doing the trick or treating, you want to have, like, all these masses and shit to scare kids.

Right. Like, you want to go set up at somebody's house, oh, we're going to be the spookiest house and scare all these kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, fuck.

I mean, before we get away from, like, middle school, I got a little bit of embarrassing tale to tell. How old were you? I was 12 years old. The kid's name is Matt Rio. Perfect. Right age.

We're in the right age. All right. So I'm 12 years old. I'm with my boy Matt Rio. And like, you know when 12 hits, you kind of starting to realize like, oh, there's movement down there. Yeah, yeah. We've had the stories.

Stories have been told. Tales have been told on here about the first times. Yeah. And so like you're really starting to feel, you're starting to notice girls a little bit. So I'm 12 years old with Matt Rio. Matt Rio is a thick with like four C's boy. Like he's a fat little chubby kid. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? We go take the fruit rollups out there. And I'd be putting him on the rocks and he'd be sneaking. a few in them in them cheeks of his like pack rat like that's the that's the age two at 12 where you're kind of your defense mechanism is like yeah my parents told me I was big boned yeah yeah yeah yeah uh you like like you're hey you ever hide food from your kid parents too what the fuck you're talking about you're so matt real was definitely that kid so me and matt we were out there i'm probably in my mind i'm in that s s titanic workman but i definitely

wasn't it was like you're too old for you're too cool for school i was like a skateboarder or some shit like that for Halloween yeah we're walking around these two girls pop up next to us they started talking to us for a little bit and they got a little couple little cannons on there I mean back you know 13 years old probably mosquito bites but it was right right right I like I saw I was like oh there's something going on down there that's the age where you're looking at at at fruit kind of like oh look at them cans yeah yeah you look at a fruit be like man I take the thing for a ride right

I take that piece for a ride a caneloop so uh these girls are talking to us and I'm like damn these girls are kind of hard what's a deal and uh they're like flirting And I'm like, and they're like kind of just a little, I tell you what, two kinds of girls on Halloween. These were 13, just a little slutty. They were cats. But I was like, oh, these cats are trying to put out. Yeah.

And these cats try to put out. Hey, you hold hands. You go arm around at the movie's first day. Oh, shit. Oh, you ain't proved. I'll tell you what. So these girls start talking to us. And one of them, like, whispers in the other girls ear.

And they look over us and they're like, do you want us to flash you guys? And my buddy Matt Rio. He's like, yeah. absolutely. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah. I get so uncomfortable, like so scared. I'm like, no, it's okay.

You don't have to. By the right move. And they walk, and they're like, oh, okay. And I was like, prude. All right, we'll see you guys later. And I'm like, I am I out of there, dude. Biggest regret of my life. I think I've told that story on this podcast before.

I don't think so. I don't think I've heard anything like that. I tell you, probably my biggest regret of my entire life in my mind. I'm like, man. A couple of pairs I've never seen. you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, I had an, what did you say?

What did Matt say? Yeah, wouldn't Matt say to you after it? He was caught at me, dude. Matt was like, we walked away and it was quiet for the next three or four houses. You know what I'm saying? And you, at that age, you kind of get the look from parents like, you guys are a little old to be trick-or-treating out here, aren't you? You know what are you doing?

Like, just put the fucking almond joy in the bag, all right? Taylor's dressed up as the SS Titanic. No, no, he's a skateboard. He's six-nine. Hey, his buddy matched the glacier. Oh my God, dude, for real. It's quiet for a little bit. And me and Matt Rio played on the Silverhawks together.

It was a travel baseball team. And I remember going to practice about a week later, not a week later, like a couple of days later. And it was like all the kids like knew. He told all the kids. And I was like, hey, never turned down to Paris. It's tough when you get labeled. Obviously, I'm married. I got broke up with this all time.

Yeah, I got broke up within seventh grade because I was like, And I also turned down pairs all the time Like, when I was walking up to me to show me pairs. Like, I got pull like that. Stop digging. You see my DMs, though. I got dudes all up in the things. Oh, shit, dude, that's funny as fun.

Side note. Do you notice? I was telling us a prud story. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't know mine was done. Did you guys hear me take a breath?

You were about to go into another one. Yeah, yeah. You know how I get. I was saying I got broke up with in seventh grade. How old are you in seventh grade? What is that age? 13. 13.

So about same age. 12. I got broken up with it because I was too prude I was old This girl wanted me to make out with her and stuff And I like I shelled up dude I folded

Really? I gave her a peck on the cheek And peck on the lips Wait wait wait She tried to make out with you And you were in about it Yeah I got I got I shelled up dude

How aggressive are those makeouts When you're you do When you first make out with a girl Yeah You're fucking You gotta take tons Yeah And you gotta take breaks

To like Wipe your face off You know what I'm saying Oh, you're legit. That's fucking real. I just lick the mic on that. But yeah, dude, broken up with Prude.

You hate being labeled Prude, man. It's tough. The thing is, is like, you don't, though. Like, I have to God my kids are labeled Prude. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. You're hoping that as a parent.

But when you're getting that street credit, and you're trying to build that street cred, especially in middle school. As a boy. And it's getting passed around. Whispers are going around like, hey, Will's Prude. Yeah. He was like, fuck, man.

We'll have the chance to make out with the chicken. Just kiss her in the cheek. What a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, Will, all that shit you talk. You folded up. Hey, man, it was hot. It was hot outside.

Sitting there with my Hollister shirt on or something. Oh, same. Fuck. Same. Not in middle school. Definitely not. Middle school. Stupid fucking, hey, that little, what do you call it?

The shell necklace? Pooka shell. Yeah, the Pookishel. Yeah, the Puckel neck. The Puckel neck you did. The Puckel neckie was a bit of a deal, dude. Oh. I was, uh, but no, in middle school, I look.

I looked like a Halloween costume every day. Yeah. I wasn't at all black piece. Got them. You were got them. I was more punk than goth. Because I was like, I wasn't,

no. No, it's not. See, in your world, that's, you know. Because you don't know. Right.

Because I never moved that way. It was kind of like, oh, hey, they're God. I used to see the job. Like, I used to roll with the kid

that were kind of like they played sports, but they fucking hate it because the parents made them. You know what I'm saying? That was me. Rolling deep, Dickie shorts.

Fucking. my asshole was like I've told this joke a thousand times in this podcast but my if you might if I was wearing underwear my asshole be exposed that's how low my shorts were ha ha ha ha ha and but I would have like the underwear that like the smiley faces on it like I would have like different graphic underwear because I knew like people were going to see it right because you want to say that I would think to myself man I got two pairs of the smiley face underwear but I can't be rocking them two days in row because people are going to think man this dude this dude I don't change his underwear yeah know I'm saying yeah we probably wouldn't a roll together back then oh dude Nathan Garrett Joey La Trell pretty sure they're both in jail for real. Yeah. Them dudes. And Waylon. We all got that whaling. I'll tell you what, though, dude, I had the chain wallet.

I had the spiked wrist deals. The long hair don't care. Did you put mascara on your eyes? I'll tell you what, there's this girl named Alex Maxudian. She probably listens this pot too. I love everybody he brings up. They probably listen to this pot. Yeah, you just think, everybody.

Yeah. Some girl turn me down. Now I'm in her Google search list. No, hell no. They don't give a fuck about me. But Alex Max, Dude, she was like, her parents are cool as shit.

Shout to the Maxudian family. But she was like a little punk girl. And she would like have me come over. And I don't know. Well, she had me out of that spell. We don't talk about undefeated. The boy was taking L's daily. And she, like there was one day we made out one time.

We went to streets in New York, pizza place. Have myself some potato skins. She put my hair in like, like the super like pointy all over the place. thought it was cool as shit she put makeup on me oh you were a loser dude no hey chill hey chill yeah basically have mom you're looking like

angelica from rug rats oh that's a good pulse dude um so anyway I'm at I'm at streets in New York and she got makeup on me and I'm sitting there with her family and they were so cool they didn't give a shit they might have cared but no I wouldn't like that

but like I have cake tails bro I had like the emo like like point week to you would have popped a balloon. Like a lot of like a product and shit in it. Yeah, a lot of product and shit in it. I'll tell you what, I slept over her house that night. Her parents were like the cool parents, right? Yeah.

And I remember we were laying in bed together and we made out. That's you? Yep, that was me. That's it with that. Yep. That one in the middle. Boom. Jesus.

Good Charlotte. Yeah, I wanted to be punk so bad. I wanted an eyebrow earring. So you were basically in a Halloween costume at all times. At all times. But I had long hair. hair. I just didn't do my hair like that. I just had long hair like put it in front of my face and shit like that. Middle school is a weird time for everybody, dude. It always is for everybody. You're

kind of learning. You're learning. Changing. Yeah, changing. What about the boys? Best Halloween costume you guys ever had? I don't really remember many of mine. The only one that I remember is I was like you will. We always had to homemade our stuff. Everything was made at home. And so the one that I remember was I wanted to be, I was probably nine. And I wanted to be a guy who got electrocuted. because I knew I could make do with what I had at the house. And so I took a bunch of clothes that I didn't really wear, cut them up. Oh, you made your own costumes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, my mom was supervising with the scissors and stuff like that, obviously. But, yeah, I was cutting up the clothes. I remember we, like, sprayed my hair all black and, like, did my face all up like I got electrocuted. I guess, yeah. My wife loves that one. She makes money fun. That's funny. No shit.

That's hilarious. Zach, what about you? You were probably a cute little costume kid, then. You're probably a crown. He was Jeff Gordon and Dale. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Actually, Taylor is right. I was Dale Sr. one year for Halloween.

I got Dale Sr. shirt. That dude was a legend. The super younger years, like, I was like two or three. I think I've got pictures for like a bumblebee, a lion. And I got older, I was scream. Hold on. Pause. General Patton would be, like, imagine cute-ass little General Patton as a bumblebee.

Did he just try to brush over bumblebee? Cute-ass bumblebee. I was like, that was probably like two or three. Oh, yeah. Oh my dude, General Patton, you were so cute. We need to get Zach in a bumblebee costume for Halloween. No quash. And then last year, I was a basketball player because I got access to some of our basketball stuff.

So that's college years, though. That's a little head of what we're talking about right now. Dude, in college, I was, we could jump to college. I was Michael Myers, like, every year. Every year, dude. Like, I just had the same constructor, construction guy outfit. Yeah. What do they call them?

Like the overalls or whatever? Yeah. Like it's like a jumpsuit Like a Like a plumber Like fucking Mechanic Mechanic jumpsuit

Yeah And just had the mask And I was Mike Myers I'd tell you what 30 minutes into wearing that mask How'd you feel? Sweaty Yeah

And you're like I gotta take this mask up But the thing doesn't go No's I know what the hell I am Right Right Right I wanted to be unknown

Every Halloween For College Every year I was an off duty cop Every single Yeah I can see that I think I've told you that

Haven't I Yeah yeah But you know I would a mustache. I would wear khaki shorts. High, high, high, like high thide, like I wear it now. High-thod khaki shorts and a tank top tucked in. You were probably

a big super-trooper quote, too, guy. Or yeah. No, I love that movie. Like when you were the when you were the super trooper. I love that movie, dude. It's a great movie. I would just, my big line would always be to walk by kids at Halloween parties, drinking

or smoking weed or something like that. But let me see Smitey. And I'd be like, hey, I could do something about this, but I'm off duty. I'd walk by and they'd be like, how fuck is that guy doing? Okay, come over here, write me out. You didn't say how many mails you can say? You just say meow? Yeah, I'll take a cola.

Hey, that was a funny line to you, Super Troopers. Yeah, dude, I'll tell you what. I'm 95% sure. I was just reading that. I've had this exact same conversation. And that's hilarious, dude. Word for word. And you literally said last year, I was Michael Myers.

And you'd wear them. We didn't say the mask thing where you were breathing in the mask. What's funny is we need to grab them. Yeah, put them right next to each other. What else said, Taylor and I are sitting here ripping back and forth to each other and he just writes

you had this combo last year dot dot dot word for word dude it's so true it is so Hey he's got a day We know for sure he's got a den in his school Me To figure it out

A couple now Two dens Yeah one right here And but my things in the way What is these called? Cans Yeah The cans

And then the fucking deal on the back there I'll tell you what boys What about you guys in college Alex? What about you? You didn't have a college story on here last year This episode of Bustin with the Boys.

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Try to be slick. No, no, no, no. That would have been a great, I think that would have been a great costume. I went, uh... Cigarette pack in the shirt like we talked to back a week ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went, uh, I tried to go one year as a golfer because it was easy. And I mean, I don't know.

Uh, college costumes, you're just like, it's, you're going out. Like, I'm just, you're trying to get that. You're trying to get that. that deal. Yeah, like I'm just trying to go out and do my thing, so I'm also just not wearing regular clothes. So I went out as a golfer and everybody thought I was a Dunkin' Donuts employee. Oh, that's funny. So that sucked. We got to pull up a picture of that one. At least people thought something, you know what I mean? They thought something. You're right. I mean, being Michael Myers would be so tough because how are you drinking? You can't take the mask off at all. Masks on Halloween

Yeah, I mean, for sure. He might as well go with face paint, not for Michael Myers, but if you can get away with face paint, do the face paint thing. Yeah. No, you're right. Michael Myers, it's not like it was the smartest move for sure. Yeah. Because even if you're out on Prout, like, what the fuck are you going to do on Michael Myers? Yeah. I'll order to shoot a mask on the whole time. Yeah, I mean, if somebody's into that.

Hey, put your peep through the little hole. Yeah. Like that Dave Chappelle skit. Yeah. You're trying to order at the bar or something. You just got the mask. Like, all right, I got to go in the corner and fucking lift it up. Not even like Spider-Man, not even up of the way.

Yeah. That's awesome, dude. How about, dude, I want to jump to the parenting because. I enjoy your family costumes. Yeah. Every year it's a big conversation in our family. I wanted us to be a taco stand one year where when would be the taco. And I was like a bottle of Chalula.

And then Taylor would be like the stand itself. Yeah. You know? They didn't work out that one. Yeah, that one right there. So we go off every year. We pretty much just go off. I love how would you type in to get all this?

Taylor Luan Halloween. I love the fact that there's even a category for that. And it's the first picture. Tara Lawan Halloween. Yeah. So first off, look at them legs, them little stick boys. Do not sleep on them little legs. How strong are they? They're strong.

They're strong legs. They're strong, dude. But when at the time was like her obsession was Winnie the Pooh. I think the year before this, I was Maui and she was Moana. Yeah. And so we just kind of go off of when. What do you into? Right.

What's your thing? Because this year, you've texted because you wanted us to be like, what is she into? We were trolls. We were troll. Well, actually, no, it was the,

it was like the, fuck. Paw Patrol. Yeah, Paw Patrol. Yeah, and Wayne loves Papa Patrol right now, dude.

She's a huge pop patrol girl. So, I was Christopher Robin and Winn was Winnie the Pooh. And it was, honestly, one of my favorite costumes. But this past,

you pulled it off. This past Christmas, Halloween, was so fucking cold, dude. It was freezing outside. I was walking around out there.

My bit in two pieces was inside me. It was so tough. And when didn't understand the concept of like going to get the candy yet. She started to figure it out and then she picked out all the blue ones. Yeah. The almond joys, which is the worst candy. Yeah.

She just picked out the blue wrappers and she put it in there and she doesn't eat candy. So that one right there, we were at the, uh, the, uh, I was a, I was a penalty flag one year. So my wife was a, um, was a referee. And we, like, we were at the Kings of Leon Halloween party and that's, that's what we went as. It was like a last ditch effort, last second little deal. Did you have, were you getting like holding calls and stuff that year?

I get penalties every year, man. Oh, I know this past year. That's why this year, hey, hasn't it been different? I hope to God that plays. I know. We're shooting this in July, dude. I'm telling you right now, hey, let me just try it again. Tell you what's been different this year, though, huh, Will?

Dude, you've done a great job. No penalties. Penalty free. Just one or two. Yeah. Some bullshit calls. Yeah, yeah, for sure. They could have went either way.

I'll tell you what. We shot this in July. Fingers are crossed, buddy. I know. This is going to backfire real bad. If I get them penalties. Maybe you're not even playing. Maybe we're not even playing.

Holy shit, imagine. Yeah. Hey, the boys are 9 and 0 right now. Hey, we're 9 and O right now, dude? That's crazy. No, the fan! Oh, shit, dude. Dude, I don't have kids yet.

Can't wait for it to happen to do the whole, how they kind of celebrate their Halloween with all the different themes of the year, whatever beans into or whatever you're a little. If you had a girl right now, would you name her? I don't know. If you had a boy right now, would you name him? William, Earl Compton, the fourth. My second boy is going to be Wolfgang.

Wolfgang, puck? Wolfgang. I don't know. I don't know the middle name yet, but Wolfgangton, Wolf Compton. Is it really? Yeah, second boy. Nice. Girl be whatever Char was.

Yeah, that year was fucking awesome. That was a funny year. The funniest thing about this, one, it's not an original joke. but it's still super funny. Yeah. Two, Will asked me to be the fucking, you in this thing. Yeah, I did. So what we're looking at is,

Brennan, Brian Callan, shout out the fighter and the kid. Yeah, great show. They had a post of them, basically, Brian Callan's holding a cardboard piece, and it says, he's down for whatever with cash signs and everything. And Brandon Shob looks like a busted hooker. Yeah, dude, with a black guy and stuff. And I wanted to mimic it.

Taylor wouldn't do it with me, so I had Charo do it with me. Why didn't I do it with you? I didn't want to do it because it wasn't original. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so Charo did it with me, and I basically put on one of Charo's tops, squeezed into it. Look at that brown sugar around that belly. I'll tell you what, that is a little bit of brown sugar on. Put on some tight George, dude.

It's a strong man exposed that midsection like that in October. I know. Good for you. Getting a little softer. Times changing a little bit. Yeah. But Charles, she throws on a flannel. She's Brian Callin on Brennan's shop.

We rip it, dude. Dude, it's kind of crazy how that came full circle, too. they reposted and stuff and then the next year he's on our pod I know dude I know second biggest regret besides the tots was not being on the Brandon Shaw Poss Yeah

Shout out the boys though During camp during camp Yeah The boy was popped last year And I was bullshit though So yeah I know I felt the little FOMO Yeah

But that was solid That was a solid costume The year before when we were in Virginia Playing on the Skins Charo and I last minute went And just got some Some cheap costumes from from Walmart. Shout out Walmart. No free shout-outs.

And you dive deep on Walmart. I know, dude. A big Walmart guy. And just kind of those onesie costumes where I think she was a bunny and I was, I don't even remember what I was. Maybe a wolf at this time. But just some quick costumes. Just bought a shitload of candy. I wanted to spoil every kid that came to the house because we were in like a, we were in like a nice, we're in like a nice area where everybody trick or treats around the, uh, fuck, I'm drawing a blank right now. Help me out. Call the sec. Yeah. But like what's suburb, subdivision. subdivision. Yeah, subdivision.

You said it with a question mark, but you still said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. But anyway, people trigger, treated hard. So I wanted to go all out for everybody because you're thinking, like, you know, they want all the candy. So they would come up and I would sit still with just the thing of candy and they would, like slow the kind of approach and try. He's not going to do nothing to them. Boom, like to scare him.

I'm just joking. Come here. Take as much as you want. Take as much as you want. We got so much in there. We got so much. You guys want to see it? Yeah.

I'll take another handful. Like take two handfuls and just try and give him a great time. Hey, leave your parents. Come with me. Hey, and then all the leftover candy, you kind of just eat on it for the rest of the year. Hey, I know. Hey, going back to when I was like ate and stuff like that, I made that Halloween candy last until like December. Oh, you hide it from your parents.

It was like, stay on there. Yeah. You kind of give some of your friends. I didn't have shit to my friends. Yeah. Hey, you were a nicer boy than me. I'll tell you what, the more I look back on it, we're peeling back layers. You got a wolf deal.

I guess it was a shit stick, huh? You said you had Spike carrying me. makeup on. No, that was one night. That was one night. Saying all her parents were cool, I guess they thought we were cool. And I'm thinking like, yeah, I'm sure they thought you guys were weird as fuck. But they just let you guys be you.

She didn't have any makeup on at all, actually. It was really weird. It was just me in the makeup. Street to New York, dude, Street to New York, on Scottsdale Road. Scott Sailing 93rd Street. Epic. No free shoutouts. But yeah, dude.

Oh, there we go. Thank you for highlighting it because you were going to remember. I wasn't going to remember. I wasn't going to remember. I wasn't going to remember your story from last year. Listen, I needed. take a deep moment last year on Halloween. We took our daughter trigger treating.

We came back. We put wind down. I get a knock at the door. Oh, yeah. I know the story. This is a good one. I'm FaceTiming with Will. Because I went to Oakland at that time.

I was gone. I didn't get to celebrate Halloween. I know. I'm not really paying attention. I'm talking to Will about our Halloween night or whatever. We're FaceTime and we have a good time on FaceTime. Missing the boy. Because you just left.

How is it, man? And we didn't get the finish book to over together. Damn, it was kind of brutal. So, man, the doorbell rings. A couple of kids come by, blah, blah, blah. But, like, this one was a little different. Are you thinking about taking a dukey and also wondering how you can make that brown eye spotless? Look no further because dude wipes has your back.

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I can't really tell ages of kid anymore. And he's like, eyes are big. You can tell he's excited to meet me. I didn't know this is my wife did. He's wearing Atlanta Braves jersey and sweatpants. Trash uniform. Yeah. Trash costume.

And just, hey, trash of still on the pop. Hey, you got to go all out. But like I said in this same podcast, when I was 11, 12, 13, I didn't give a shit about what I was doing. I was wearing the candy. or whatever, you know what I'm saying? This guy's like really excited. This kid's really excited to meet me and I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I say, this kid's here, blah, blah, blah.

And I'll say, hey, let me see his costume. And I go, ah, yeah, I'll show you. It's not that good of a costume. And I'm in front of the kid. In front of his dad. And I'm not paying attention to anything. Because he's just, we're just on our, we're having our deal. I'm dealing with a lot of shit with the whole PED thing.

I'm, I'm depressed. I'm legit depressed. But we're just always boys on the phone anyway. Like, we always think we're just in our own work. We don't really listen to us, but everyone's actually listened to us. I turn the phone and I show the kid. And I'm like, I'm a hey man, I'll call you back. Boba.

I talked to the kid for a little bit. The dad's like, yeah, he was really excited to me. I was nice to meet you too. I believe I was nice to the kid. I leave. I call Will back and Will answers the phone laughing. Basically saying, man, you really shit on that kid right in front of him, Benfield.

Before that, Taylorin was telling me, he kind of shit on that kid. And I was like, whatever, Taylor. I was a bad man. I was bad a bad man. Whatever, Taylor. line. And you answer, I was like, damn, I guess I really They're like, they're laughing. Like, yeah, you know, his costume's not that good. I'll show you.

I'm like, oh, let me see him. He turns it around. Like, the kid just standing there. Chicker tree. It's so bad. So for whatever reason, if that kid's still somehow as a fan, I am so sorry. Or the dad. Or the dad. The dad, too. I apologize. If you guys, please come back to my house this year.

Please, I live in the same place. Don't tell anybody. If I live in the same place, please come back. Please reintroduce yourself. Please make fun of me for being an asshole. I am so sorry. To the, like, literally I bring it up to tail in at least once a month. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So. The kid should come as like a, um, a supplement that says not NSF certified. Oh my God. Yo, hey, if the dad's listening, come, be your kid and have, just be wearing like a piece of paper that says, not NSF certified. That would be hilarious, too. I hope to God, I see that kid again, man.

I feel so bad. I felt so bad. I probably ruined that kid. He probably talks to, yeah, I met Taylor-Lwan once. guy's an asshole. Yeah, so excited, dude. Damn. You hate when that happens.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I like to think it doesn't happen as much as it does, but. Never know. Probably does. I mean, for what it's worth, you always do do do a great job around everybody. Thank you.

Because I notice it because obviously I'm around. Oh, turn along. I'll just kind of stand to the side. Is this your agent? Hey, there was, we were out shooting guns. a week or so ago and some guy like came up with loved our podcast

wanted us to take a picture and we tried to get Corey Levin to take a picture of us and Corey basically told the guy to go fuck himself and we had to take a selfie picture because Corey wouldn't be the guy to take the picture of it was hilarious

that shit was funny dude dude I'm I'm sad Spooktober's ending dude every year we've been really hanging on this episode we're hanging on

we're telling great stories it's been this entire month has been nothing short of fucking amazing with everyone out there too but I'm sad it's coming to an end oh my God it really is dude and you know what

we got we just got to get ready for the next fucking year we gotta get ready for the next deal as always on every single podcast where you're going to shout out I think so this is last year 2019 this is our favorite favorite

haunted house yeah I would say so I think this was number one in my book as we go on this year this entire month obviously we've been telling you where we've been going we probably have a new list maybe unless these guys really get that going strong yeah but there's a place

called slaughterhouse dude slaughterhouse was unbelievable they did a good job of spacing out the people they had the our favorite part of the whole thing was the oh geez it was 45 minutes long and you hit so many different themes like you go from one theme to the next and the transitions were

really good but you see you saw Freddie Krueger you saw Mike Myers you saw Mike We almost got like fan boyish yeah oh shit hey there he is We got a pick? Yeah. What's the deal? Yeah.

And then we got out of the character being spooked. See that? Right. Pretty fucked up. And this place is actually, um, they have actually a tattoo parlor there. The guy asked me to do a tattoo on me. I'm not sure if I'm, if I'm ready to have like a haunted character on my body. Yeah.

It would not go with the theme of the rest of my body. But they're talented as hell. They have a tattoo shop in there. They have, um, movie theater. And they play old school. They play old school spooks. Yeah. It's, uh, it's, it's, it's pretty cool, man.

It's, it's pretty. epic. That was our favorite one. There was a guy in the beginning actually that had a real snake in his hand. Anybody who knows me knows snakes are my biggest fear. Scared the ever-living shit out of me. I think was Nicky in town? Yeah. Nick and Rachel in that year. Yeah. Are they still together? Yeah, they're married. Oh, they are? Yeah. Well, let me get is still together. Yes. You know, I thought that's the same. Hey, they're living different. They've built a house. I saw it. Do you say it's unbelievable? Yeah. Unbelievable. My shit, Nikki. Good, good, good, good work. Um, This spook toper has been unbelievable.

The last four episodes, we were talking about it after the third episode, how much fun this has been. This has been probably our favorite four pods. We hope that God you guys liked it. We know you guys are having an amazing traction of sending us your spooks, your daily spooks, the haunted houses, the stories of when you've been scared. It's been unbelievable. Tier 1s, tier 2s. We know you're going to do it. Make sure you fucking subscribe and rate five stars.

We love you to death. Tier 3 is 2. Tier three. They do it. Tier three is going to be brought on by them tier two. Because as soon as you subscribe to 25 stars and you follow, you're at least at tier two by then. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

So them tier two is. Go snag them tier threes. Them tier threes. Then tier ones, go snag them tier threes and bring them with us, boys. November's coming up halfway through the season, hopefully based on COVID. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That Thanksgiving deals coming up.

Don't start losing your body. This is the time where it gets a little colder out there. It's a little colder. It starts coming in the belly. Peace. You start getting excited for Thanksgiving. Yeah. Christmas food.

All. of it. Do you go downhill real quick? I'll tell you what. It's a lot to deal with. I got a question for you, though, before we end it. Go ahead. How stoked are you that we've embraced Spooktober into what it is from the year you were introducing me to Spooktober.

The next year we made it a little more. We found a pod. Now we've brought everybody else into the theme of Spook Tover. Like, this is kind of like, I don't know if you got it anywhere, but this is kind of your little baby you've kind of seen grown over the last few. This has been, shout out Jack and Garrett, not Josh. This has exceeded my expectations of the decor in this place.

It has been unbelievable. These guys crushed it. Two years ago, we talked about Spook. It was, that was one of the more fun years because it was like, you know, bringing somebody along showing them to Spook. Yeah, you introduced me to Spooktober. And then last year we had one episode of Spooktober that was pretty fire. We really enjoyed it. But, man, this has been the coolest shit.

So you guys are epic. You guys make it work. And if it wasn't for the fans, we'd literally. be talking at nothing. We would just be in the basement the five or seven of us based on how many guys are here. So, hey,

fucking love you guys, man. Thank you. Next week, it'll be a new month. Spooktober's over. Love you guys. And that's when you should have played, though.

Yeah. It's the way I tried to tell you. Fucking didn't learn. God fucking damn it, Alex. We can cut it. We can cut out the, trailing out.

We can cut the little space in between. It doesn't matter. I can hear you. Your mic's off. We got to leave this part in. too. This is just funny. We'll cut it. Guys, gals, people of all ages,

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