Bussin' With The Boys - Spring Tour: OL Zak Zinter & Trevor Keegan (Michigan)

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Recorded: March 18, 2022 | Zak Zinter & Trevor Keegan join the boys to talk about what it was like to be a a part of arguably the best offensive line in program history. ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Duke Cannon Supply Co. Georgia BootFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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because the boy. Electrostatic. All-American, college football Hall of Fame. Two-time. Michigan Ring of Honor. Yeah. Taylor LeWan. We got a couple boys now.

And Trevor, correct me if I'm wrong, but you are number 77. That is true. You got to respect the sevens. Welcome to the show, boys. Got to respect the sevens. How do you guys feel? Are you excited to be here?

I'm excited, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Hell, yeah. Static, man. You were DMMB back in December saying you guys were coming here. I was like, oh, yeah, we'll see. But this here is pretty sweet. Here we are.

We made the cut. That's right. Yeah, I think it was a whole list of dudes, and I was like, those two right there. Those are the fucking guys. What we want right now. Did you pick 77 because of the boy or gives a little background? You could say no. I grew up a Michigan fan, so my mom was from Livonia.

And, uh. Where are you from? I'm from Crystal Lake, Illinois. Okay, cool. My mom's from Livonia, and I've been growing up through the Michigan, Ohio State rivalry. So, I mean, I was watching you. I was watching Jake Lawn, those guys like that. And I was offering it when I got here.

And I was like, yeah, no doubt. Hell yeah. So, yeah, that's kind of a little background. Sorry, I know you're excited, too. No, go ahead. I'm looking at my guy smiling. He's number 77. He's got an arm's sleeve tat.

He's got a little beard. like you got, he's kind of got the air. Here she was way nice to the line. If Taylor chopped the sides off, he kind of has the same kind of cut as you. I'm like, oh, this dude is like Taylor-Lawang Jr. We look totally different. He's like the well-put-together version of me. I look homeless.

For this bit, you guys are the exact same person. For this bit, we're the same exact, dude. No question. So you grew up a Michigan fan watching the Michigan-Ohio-State games. Obviously, when you were growing up, spoiler alert, wasn't going great from Michigan all the time. That's correct. So why you're not flip sides?

That's why I asked you, are you from Michigan or where you're from? Because if you were from, yeah, I'm actually from Ipsiland. It's like, oh, that's obvious. Yeah. But with, you know, being from Illinois, you're just in Big Ten country. You could have been a Nebraska guy for all I know. You know what I'm saying?

Could have. Made a mistake. Right? Made a mistake. But, like, so at what point, why did you decide, hey, I'm riding and dying with Michigan all the way through? Well, so it came down to my top three. It was here, Georgia and Penn State.

God, the big names, dude. You got to throw in an SEC jugger. God, I show the SEC boys love. Georgia. Do you have Alabama? I did, yeah. So if you have Alabama, you have to say I had Alabama, Georgia, Penn State. Georgia won, though.

Yeah, George. Hey, chill. Yeah. Hey, the boys got, I mean, it wasn't a good deal for us. Oh, yeah, my fault. My fault. That was a lot. That was an asswhip in, though, boys.

What the fuck happened? That was an asshole been. Like, let's just call it what it is. Well, hold on. Let's finish this one right again. Sorry, sorry to get going a little bit. Because they brought the Big Ten. Yeah, Sinatra says, that, that's life.

So why did you decide you're going to ride or die of Mishie? Well, I mean, I loved all three schools, and it just came down to, you know, like I got family 20 minutes away from the university. I could drive back and forth from school. So it just made sense for me. And, you know, I love the tradition. I love everything about Michigan. So.

Yeah. I fucking love that. What about you, Zizi? Where are you from? I grew up in Florida, but I live in Boston. Shit. Florida then to Boston? Yeah, my dad's job move this up there.

Oh, my God. Pretty awesome. Yeah, it's tough out there. boss in with that chain. You see he's got that thick chain. Yeah. I saw him out there in the bubble earlier. I might not think

to turn your neck green. What's to deal with that? They have them NIL deals now, huh? Yeah. That little thing paid for that, didn't it? Did a little signing up there at the end of the end of the end. Yeah. Tell us about the NIL deals we got going on, boys.

Oh, you know, they're starting to come. They're starting slowly. Chicken fingers is about it. We got Mr. Spots of the street. Oh, yo, Mr. Spots is the shit there. Do you guys still get chits? Oh, y'all don't get chits. Oh, y'all don't get chits.

They're like little coupons. And you get the Mr. Spots get like all the wings and a couple of subs. You know, Keith is the homie too. Those some cheese fries for you. Oh, dude. So Spots give you guys an NIL deal. Yeah. That's amazing.

Is that it? Is that what we're doing? We got the chained fingers? We got some stuff in the words. I've seen Ohio State's got that shit ramped up. They're in the media everywhere. I'm not, I'm not lying. They got like two points.

You're becoming public enemy number one. That's all right, though. We got a fucking, we need something from. You just said, oh, you got an idea of things. Yeah. Yeah. That's, well, yeah, here's the deal with NIL deals is we're at Nebraska and. We're living out in Lincoln, boys.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys got a bunch of free corn out there. Three corn out there with the shirt. Six figure deals, trucks, apartments. Dude, the quarterback, Casey Thompson, he's like, he's like, if you're a starter, if you're a starter at Nebraska, you can make six figures a year doing that. And so Michigan, look, we got to do something, boys. We had created a nice to step it up.

No doubt about it. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, he was. He wants a transfer. You look at it. You guys make you six fingers as starters? No. No.

We got a kid's book coming out though soon. We got a kids book. We got a kids book. No shit. What's a kids book about? It's about us. It's about me, Trevor, and Ryan Hayes, the men up front,

like kind of about our life, the season, that kind of stuff. Plug it, man. What does this thing drop? What's it called? It's dropping soon. It's called The Men Up Front.

It's like an animated, kids book of us. Hard copy. It's nice. You're going to sell it. It's going to be selling it. Yep. Yeah, the MDM done bought it. We're going to be selling it there. No way. Let's fucking go. I got to get a copy of that. I know. That's a fire. We got a pubbed. Do you know when the date drops? We don't know the date yet. We have the link. We're still trying to get like the books in.

You know what I mean? It's hard right now with all the shipping and the supply chain. Yeah, it's a bit of a deal out here, huh? Yeah. It's hard out there in the streets. The United States is kind of a ghetto out here in the North America's, right? Canada's like the suburbs out there. All the Michigan's faithful listening right now If you don't support these boys And go buy that children's book You gotta go to get that thing I'm gonna buy 10 copies

Yeah Start dishing them out Teach my kid to read on that damn book You know what I'm saying? Come on huh Yeah I know I am about to be a new father Like seven days Pretty much any day now

I would rather come out here Instead of you know Wait to see if that thing drops In the next few hours Right Yeah the album drop You don't just set up shop For a couple weeks before

You get there when it's there Yes exactly And it seems like I can read them This children's book I can read her this little children's book So what? Like, what's the storyline of this children's book? Like, where do we start?

Where do we end? Don't give me the middle. It's kind of like, we start, like, preseason. It kind of, like, takes you through the season a little bit, like, where we're from. Where we're from. Yeah. Kind of about us, our hobbies, stuff like that. And the ends, like, us won the Big Ten championship.

Yeah, that's fucking rat. But you don't get to include. Or is the college football playoff in there? No. What is weak you, bro? You can't bring this up. He said what you don't get to include. Nebraska won three games last year.

year. I know. Greatest three-win team of all time. No doubt. No doubt. Hey, my man, that's me. Hey, no doubt. Greatest three-win football team of all time.

Did you not walk away from that game respecting Nebraska even though they hadn't, you know? Yeah, that was a first-sic game. I couldn't hear anything. Dude, is that that a lot of stadium in the Bay 10? For the games last year, it was by far. That's all I needed. I know.

We needed that, man. That's a participation trophy heater. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's a good recruiting pitch for us. That game was live, though, and I was there, and it sucked. Oh, yeah. You guys got that little bullshit stale mate. You guys know what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah. Quarterback? Yeah. They shift the ball from when they sit them off for like five seconds. They're trying to push the pile. You know what I mean? They're trying to get to feel like the yards. I started to walk on the field.

I thought the play was over. Like you're about to go in. You're just posting it by the cheerleaders the whole gear. You got to pick your battles. What are the big shots? Dees? Oh, really? In Nebraska?

I'm just saying that for like the recruiting. You think you'd be like these two with wigs on. I'm not going to sit here and talk about college for girls. I got a kid on the way. Yeah, I'm married a kid on the way, dude. Charles, you pulled up the pick, like, yeah, what are you doing? I'm saying decent for any recruits out there listening. Hey, boys, the Huskers, they're corn fed.

They grow them. Oh, hey, they're big out there for sure. But they had a nice little fan base, not quite. Fans are nice, too. Dude, they're so nice. After the game, I mean, besides CB, you know, talking shit to all them. You like that, huh, Chris? I got to take out my guys.

I got to take out of my guys, man. But they're coming out to us, like, hey, congratulations. You played amazing. I'm like, it's the weirdest thing, man. Thank you. Thank you very much. That is crazy. You were about to say not, you know, incredible fan base, not as good as Michigan.

Dude, Nebraska's fan base is better in Michigan. I don't know why we got to go here again. Well, no, I don't want to fight with you. There's no fight, buddy. Bro, but it's good to give people their flowers. Like, you guys have an incredible tradition, an incredible program. It's historic. Most winningest program of all times.

Phenomenal facilities. Don't do this. We're truly talking fan base, bro. You know what those T-shirt sales did. You guys don't sell out, I haven't sold out For however many decades We've sold out of games I think we've sold out for

Not longer than us Over 260 games Grizzan bear pull that up See how many consecutive sellouts y'all have had Consecutive sellouts The Big House has had When I played I was there I was part of the 300th in a row

When I played We're still going You can say 200 something How many fans are your stance? 97,000 That's not thing well He literally just says It's a loudest stadium he played

Because the way you built dude, hey, go to the architect and say, great fucking job. This shit was built in the 20s, bro. I can't help it. You guys don't take your footballers. Dude, they dropped a bulldozer or something in the middle, and they go, cover it up.

And then there's literally a tractor under the football stadium there. Hey, listen, when I got there, those sweets weren't even done yet. Like my first year, oh, and it was like people reading newspapers out there. I'll give you that. For 110, it's not that loud.

We need to get some big money people in there, owner of the Dolphins. He's coming with a couple of bees. The tough part about it. Let's put some arches on this thing. You know what I'm saying? Bring that noise down. You guys know exactly what I'm talking about.

The tough part about it is knowing that you guys have like, it's still like the most fans in the stadium, right? 110? Yeah. Is it still you guys? 113, I think it was the record, Notre Dame. But I'm just saying what you guys hold capacity? That's crazy.

You spoke out of turn, Chris. Hey, what is it, Chris? 115. 150 games in a row. It was 293. Yeah. 300 straight. 300 straight.

Which is a few less than a basketball. Like we got, I mean, if you take. are 15,000 people more and just keep adding it up little nickels and dimes, nickels and dimes, bink, those are turning to dollars. What dollars do? Hundreds of dollars. We're now beating you by so much. It's crazy.

I get it, man. We're in Michigan right now, but. I will say this about Nebraska because if we're going to give out flowers, like Nebraska, participation trophies. Nebraska, their fans are incredible. Their fans are extremely nice. When I went to Nebraska, I feel like I was home. I was like, damn, these people are taking care of me.

I was going to somebody's house had dinner one night because they invited me. It was that nice of a place. Step up at the fire, pet their dog, leave, maybe sleep over. I didn't know what I was going to do. But at that point, I felt like I was able to do whatever I wanted. You know what I'm saying? That's how beautiful Nebraska was. Ohio State.

You guys kicked the shit out of them this year. And not, I could say, hey, the team did great. Y'all kicked the shit out of them this year. What was it? What was the deal with that? How happy were you guys? And what was that night like? Where were we at?

We're at Ricks? No, dude. The night sucked. The night sucked. Were you trying to get after it? Hell yeah. What do you mean the night sucks? It was a...

It was a blizzard. Yeah. It took me two hours to get home after the game. What do you live? I live about a mile down South State Street. I got you. Okay. Yeah, but I mean, I get back.

I'll hang out with my family. My parents were like, hey, let's order a bunch of pizzas. It took like an hour and a half for the fucking pizzas to get there. You're so brutal. I'm trying to get after it. My boys left, so I'm just sitting there chilling my parents. after the Ohio State came. I mean, it was fine,

but they were all out, but it sucked for me. Okay, hey, that's a depressing-ass story. Yeah. At the May Ohio State for the first time is what? 2011? Yeah. I mean... And like the second or third time in 20 years.

Yeah. You got to get your snow boots on, dude. You got your ass at the skips, dude. Nothing is holding you back. It's about a hop on the pad and just ride there, but, you know... That's fucking wow. All right.

Hey, let's, let's pivot to this. What did? We did a pretty great night. I mean, you know, the snowblood took us forever to get back, but, you know, once we did get back. You know, we started to get after it, you know, with the scorekeepers, Skeeps. Skippies. We'll probably go there at night.

Okay. A day out of Friday. Hey, what's it on the Friday now? Steepees. Tables on the dance floor. What is tables? Bingo night or so. Bingo night?

It's bad. No, there's like actual tables on the dance floor at Skeeps. Oh, really? Yeah, because there's like no one there. Yeah. That's what I'm going in night? Hey, we ain't going there. They got great food.

Hey, just sweet out that you're going. No, I'm sure people will start turning up. Yeah, dude, hey, listen, we have 96% men following. We walked into, like, Barry's Barrett's Barrett, Nebraska, dude. And it was like, so many penises, dude, all over us. It was crazy. I was just sitting in the corner at one point, and one guy, guys, you're kind of sad. I got to lie, you guys, because look at Will.

And Will's just like, they're like chanting Will's name, like picking him up. You want a shot? Dude, he was like, Oprah, dude, everybody was just giving us shots. It was wild. It was a crazy deal. So what's the deal? Friday nights? I don't know.

What do you mean? I don't know. You're a little buttoned up right now. Loosen it up. You're from Florida. I know you're a gate down. Yeah. That's just the old line.

And the old line is the best group on the team. Best group. You guys have the most fun. You have the best stories. Yeah, we do. This is the fucking time. This is it.

We talk about. We banter. Listen, you say it. You don't like it. Snip, snap. We'll cut it. But I needed to hear some heat boys. Brown Jug.

Oh, yeah. Ricks. Perry, yeah. Yeah, Perry reps, dude. Perry's a great dude. He's a great dude. He's always calling about recruits.

Are we going to the jug tonight? We'll go to the jug tonight. Where should we go tonight? Friday. Friday, you guys just won that game yesterday? We'll have to go with the frat parties tonight. Yeah. I mean, I don't really know.

People just tell me where to go. That's where I go. Oh, this dude is like that out there, huh? Little Tail of One. He looks like bigger than me, dude. Yeah? How does this make you feel? This is a Jordan Jersey.

gave me this. This is your jersey. He doesn't make you feel. Your jersey, man. No, it's a Jordan one. This one's yours. Mine's the Adidas one, slappy in the,

down when you're walking in the way of the girl. You got a mannequin downstairs. How fucking hype is that? That's pretty high. I saw that. I was like, dude, they gave me fire six-pack abs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. All right. The bulge was insane. I was that. I'm like, am I wearing a cup? That's wild, dude. It had some detail in it too. I started looking at him.

I was like, they didn't like that. I didn't like that. That's like how they make it up. I don't meet your heroes, right? You go out there, you're like, yeah, he was this big. You got to see me now. You're like, he ain't that big.

You know what I mean? He's a brick shit house. What's you like? Two-eighth? No doubt. You'd be running to that. Fucking shoulder definition at the ass. They got veins in it, too.

Guys fucking neck is massive. Vains, that's right, dude. Yeah. A couple of boys in there. Let's get into the college football playoff, dude. All right. I'm not doing that to rub to rub to rub dirt, dude.

I don't, I don't disagree. So you guys dominate a, so you guys. you guys dominate Ohio State, treat them like little dirty girl scouts. It was bad. All right, you guys go to the college football playoffs and let's call a spade a spade.

It was tough. I went to a friend's house. I'm hype. I'm hype. I'm a fucking hype. I'm a Michigan guy at that moment. And we're all blue. And so I go to this New Year's Eve party.

I don't even know there's a New Year's Eve party. My buddy's like, hey, do you want to come watch a game? I'm like, yeah. People start piling in and start drinking. I'm like, dude, first off, play the dolphins tomorrow. So I don't know what I'm doing. And second off, like, I thought we were here to watch the game. So I end up going upstairs and watching the game by myself, yelling at the screen.

Because it started tough and it ended worse. So what was that experience like? That had to be a hard fucking deal. Yeah, it was cheeks. But, you know, they were a really good defense. Like, I'm going to give all the credit. But, you know, we play like shit. You know, they switched up a lot of their scheme doing replacement zones and everything.

They didn't do that too much during the season. I mean, not making excuses, but, you know, they're pretty. damn talented on front. Yeah. Their whole front seven was like Front Seven was crazy. Yeah.

I mean, that whole defense is like NFL pound. Like they're studs. They had the missing link at nose tackle, dude.

He was like 6-9 or in a 482. Yeah. I think it's fast than that was 4-7 something. No shit. I saw the unofficial said 4-82,

but if it's 4-7-8 or so. 4-7-8, yeah. He was 50 pounds heavier than he ran a faster 40 than that. Oh, yeah. He's a monster of a human being, bro.

He's a monster of human being. I'm like, I'm a freak. And I'm watching this dude like, oh, I ain't shit. It's nuts, man. Watching these dudes move bigger, fashion, stronger like every year. Right. It's just so tough, bro.

Because it's like you guys are the representation of the Big Ten. Do you guys feel that? Do you guys feel like, yeah, we got the Big Ten on our back going into this college football playoff? Like, low-key, like Iowa, Penn State. Everyone's like, all right, now we're more Michigan fans. I mean, it felt like we were just game momentum and everybody was rooting for us. And then kind of just let everybody down.

Let me down for sure. Well, I apologize. I was so fired up though, bro. I'm like, I'm talking the most shit. And, like, Gary, he's an SEC guy. They're Tennessee boys. Garrett went to Alabama. Put that fucking arm down.

He went to Alabama. So we're just, I'm just talking shit, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, the most shit for you guys. And then that game happens. I'm like, motherfucker. Like, didn't even show my face the next day type of thing. So when you guys go to that game, when you leave, like, what are your takeaways?

How do you guys beat the SEC essentially? I think. you know, we got to play a better game. We made some mistakes ourselves. As an offensive line or as a collective unit you're talking about? I think as a collective unit, but I mean, offensive line, they're front seven. I mean, as you said, we're insanely talented.

Yeah. So, you know, it was a good matchup. I'd love to get that game back, you know, do some things different, but, you know, they're just super good. You personally? Are you like, how'd you play? I played decent, you know.

I made a few mistakes here and there that I wish I could. back a couple plays but uh you know just we're a unit so one guy makes mistake uh you know the entire team love that they run a lot of games too and stuff like that so it's like two guys trying to pass it off super fast i mean incredibly fast incredibly quick the twitch on the uh some of those guys were pretty crazy speaking of unit though you guys won what is it called the joe more joe more yeah the joe more that's like a representation of the entire unit right that's correct yeah was that pretty dope to win dude it was awesome yeah i mean we were uh i remember during spring

ball last year was like oh the offensive line that's gonna be the weak point of the team we're just like no fuck that like coach more like just just engraved this mentality into us and ever since spring ball last year we're like dude we're gonna fucking win this thing and we had leadership with like vistas stuber and they just carried us I mean vastardis he's not the most talented dude he's not the most I mean you look at it doesn't have that wow factor but the dude's got a mentality and like grit like no other like he's got back problems could barely even get up out of his chair in meetings. Oh, no shit.

Is he going into the draft? I don't know if he is anymore, but dude, he can even get up out of his chair most days. I'll say if he's going to the draft, we probably had to cut this. We can't have a problem. Nice to meet you. Just the ultimate leader, man. You know, we rallied around him.

And the tight ends did a great job, too. They helped us a lot with that. You guys have any units at tight end for sure. Oh, yeah. Who's the other guy you were talking about, the right tackle, right? Stuber. Okay, yeah. Dude, that's awesome.

Yeah, it was awesome. Do you lose those guys, what do you do now? Like, who's replacing? Are you guys able to repeat? Do you think you're going to be able to do that this year? Yeah, I think honestly we got a good shot repeating this year. I mean, we had Olu come in. He's a grad transfer from Virginia.

So he's been a great addition. And then, you know, we got a battle going on at right tackle right now to see who's going to win that between Trente and Carson. So I think we have a really good shot of repeating this year. The more battles, boy. Should we, shall we? Should we get into it? I think it's time.

The Duke Cannon final segment. Of the day? Of the day. Outstanding. The official scent of the boys. Let me tell you a little something about these things. Let them smell it. So you're going to get a couple packs of these.

And I know you got that. Oh, can't say. Cut that. I know you got that other brand in there that probably just crush your skin. Right? You can't use enough lotion to even fix it. This right here smells fantastic. Fantastic.

It's going to leave your skin feeling amazing. too. That's Bush. That does smell really nice. That's fire, right? Put your finger in that. Don't even smell it. Put your finger at first.

I can't smell. Got that on the neck. Yeah, that's a little cologne. It needs to be in everybody's locker room. The official sense of the boys. They got body wash shampoo. I use their thickening hair shampoo because you know I get a little, get a little thin up top, a little receding a little bit.

And then also we got our little in-ideal with you guys that we'll give you this after the show is over, but you're going to get all this stuff. It's our N-I-L-D from the boys to you. Appreciate it. By Duke Cannon. But this final segment, dude, and do you have a little question? Go ahead.

You got it. What do you do? Because, again, you guys move as a unit. You're seniors, right? I'm a rising. Rising junior. Rising senior. Okay, good.

So you're the older part. You guys are the ones who kind of command the unit. What do you guys do to these poor freshmen? We just had K'd on. He talked about the treatment he got as a freshman. When he went into the shower on the wrong end, and all the old linemen came around him naked and crowded him

and basically bullied him and they go into the other side? What are some good story, some good old fashioned locker room stories that the good old boys do with the young kids? Oh. Let's say a freshman steps out of line. An office line freshman.

He starts mouthing off a little bit. How do you put him in this place? So that's got to change a little bit since your time here. CB taught me a little stories. It ain't like that anymore. Hey, C.B. That's just a lot of stories.

You can tell that story because it's probably a lie, right? Tell the story. Don't say names and just talk about how it is the old days compared to now. Let it rid of. You can tell. Let's get cut for sure. Oh, that Dullin's got to get cut. Oh, damn.

You did the dude's that I was, you stepped out. Oh, you missed your run. Oh, get him naked. Put up in the basket. Throw them in the shower, the cold shower, something like that. Have you guys gotten, like, initiated or what initiations do you guys do? I know you guys got fucking something. If not, you're boring old line room.

Yeah, don't know what I'm saying that. They're on bullshit. You know, we just kind of harp on them. We don't do anything too, you know, out of the norm. But we'll make them do like monkey rolls. Just roll down the field and stuff. They miss class. Do you crowd around freshmen naked in the shower if they stand on the wrong side?

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. They may have a new time too. I love the paws The way we wear the towels Like we'll have them up here You know Cockches hanging out

You know The dude That's the locker room though The dudes get a little uncomfortable Oh god That's the locker The locker room is the best vibe It's just a melting pot of everybody

And you just have the most fun The most fun It's a blast It's outstanding Dude one thing We talk about Playing football just in general Is a lot of meat peeking

Going on around there And if you say you don't you're lying. So I know you've walked in a... I know you've walked in the shower. I'm not denying shit. What's that? I'm not denying shit.

Yeah, exactly. You walk in there, you catch a blade like, Mike, you see a hammer, you're like, you got to respect the hammer. It's a hammer. When I was here, we had a guy,

I'm not going to say his name, but that thing was like this bottle. And it would just slant it over to the left. And I got a knee one day, face and face with that thing, like yelling at it because it put me to shame. I'm like this pinky. I'm like this thing.

It was a horrible. Yeah, it's tough. I'm trying to like look at it. Like, how do I? Like, I'm like, about to tie a string to it and have a cargo to make it bigger or something. You know what I'm saying? This dude was limitless.

During the season, I'm sitting there at my locker. I just look over and this dude on our team. He's facing away from me. And I can see it in between his legs. Yeah. I'm just like,

like, holy fuck. Yeah. Like, I'm just sitting there. Like, dude, he's like, dude, he's like, dude. Yeah. The girl with snakes on her as hair Medusa.

Medusa, that little snake just kind of coming up. Dude, you just saw it just coming out. What's up, homie? You got something to say? Oh, that is fucking crazy. That is a lot of them. That shit is so funny.

We'd grab like DBs. You know, rip him out of their towel. Grab DBs and like go and throw them in like trash cans or cold tubs and stuff like that. That's all I got. That was the story. The worst thing I ever did here was we were running gassers one time and this kid was not making his gassers at all. I was getting so pissed. And so we had just like helmets and shoulder pads on.

And I took my helmet off and I fucking over the cross his face. You know, trash leadership. Terrible leadership, but he made that Nix Gasser. That is wild. I know. I was a terrible leader when I was here. I mean, that's crazy as fuck.

Yeah, I'm Miles geared at him. I was sitting there in. I won't say names, but a linebacker is standing next to me. A wide receiver comes out. Hey, hey, come on. Like kind of the same thing. We're missing times. Dauber, you know Dauphson.

He had that little neck vein going. Dobson was his strength coach at Nebraska. Yeah. Great guy. Awesome, dude. Shout out Dauber. But he was like losing his shit about stuff and a wide receiver step. So, hey, come on, guys.

Like, we got to make this. And my boy, he was my roommate, linebacker. He says, hey, man, shut the fuck up. Leans back and just, wow. Smoked him right in the face. My man, receiver. Wait, open-handed? Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Dude went stiff, like. And nobody said a word, dubs. Like, on the line. The boss was a milky. He was a man. You just want to go us on the ground like that?

That's fucking crazy. So nothing like that? No. No. Yeah, listen, it sounds like you guys are much better leaders than I was here. You guys, I've absolutely killed. I'm super happy for you guys. I love watching you guys too, because, like, obviously playing here.

You just want everything to always be better than how you left it. And when I was here, it was no good. So I'm so stoked. You guys have brought the tradition back to what it is. Really big fans of you guys. Thank you. Appreciate it. I still send off, man.

I have. Yeah. Well, hand over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. These little ammo boxes, these things are... Dude's cannon. That's fucking sweet, man. Yeah, yeah, stack the whole line up.

There we go. That's what we need. I see you for Alicia. There we go. I see you for Alicia? Stock the whole line. Got to get all the boys right. That's what we like.

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