Bussin' With The Boys - Spring Tour: RB Blake Corum (Michigan)
Episode Date: March 22, 2022Recorded: March 18, 2022 | Our first interview from the Michigan stop of our spring tour features star running back Blake Corum. He talks about NIL, meat peaking, and why he's so committed to ball. --...--- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Duke Cannon Supply Co. Georgia BootFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How does that make you feel right now to know that next year when you play at Nebraska?
No, they come here.
They come here.
Donkeed.
It's already written stone.
Donkeyed.
When you guys come here, not only will be before.
fighting for obviously a mark in the wind column but you'll also be fighting for the pristine probably
the most prestigious award in all of college football it will be yeah the battle of the bus
battle of the bus yeah how do you feel about how is that what does that feel in your heart right now
you know you know I'm just ready to keep it here you know yeah we're going to keep it here um
keep it yeah we're going to win at first yeah we're going to win it just put in the middle of the
field they got to play around it's here you feel me like it's here can't let it leave you know
what I'm saying it's going to be in the locker room with
this after the game.
Yeah.
But, uh,
I'll just fire it.
I'll just fire it.
That's going to be a great award.
It is.
The first to do it.
The first to do it.
That one is the most important.
The first one.
Are you familiar with our show?
And for everybody that's listening right now, listening, watching whatever,
we have a running back, Blake Quorum.
Did I say that right?
Yes, sir.
We have Blake Corum on number two.
Instead of running back from Michigan.
But are you familiar with Buston with the boys?
Yeah, I watch you guys.
Oh, let's go.
Watch you guys.
Y'all be having a lot of fun on here.
So you're,
So you'd be hyped to win the battle of the bus to win that bus and trophy.
Gold, bus, steel horns.
Oh, man, that's just going to be fire.
Steel horns.
Steer horns.
We're going to, we have to get with an architect or whoever makes trophies.
An archie.
We got to get an architect.
It's going to be that.
It's going to be a room.
Yeah.
It's going to be brought over like that.
It's a huge deal, dude.
Oh, yeah, that's going to be fire.
So Michigan, when you were coming, where you from?
Virginia.
From Virginia.
When you're coming out of high school, what were your top schools?
Ohio State.
Oh, wow.
Did they offer you?
Yeah, did they.
I got my first, you know, they offered guys early this day and age.
So I had my first offers in eighth grade.
An eighth grade?
Before I even got, yeah, yeah.
What a flag.
My man hasn't even hit puberty yet.
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
That is nice.
I think there was only like two or three of us in eighth grade going into high school that had offers.
And so, yeah, the first three offers in eighth grade.
And so I think I ended up with like 35 to 40 offers.
And he lived a different life than us.
For sure, for sure.
And so what were your top five?
Top five?
I was going to stay home at Virginia Tech, Michigan, O State.
I was going to go out to Selling Cal.
And then I was going to do somewhere down south.
I didn't really have a five, but I like South Carolina.
You just wanted to throw somebody in there.
Yeah, throw some in there.
No, you know.
No, I don't know you meant business.
Validating.
No.
But yeah, I would say that was my top.
I really only had a top two, though.
Yeah, and that was Ohio State of Michigan?
So what edged out?
Because obviously at that time, Ohio State was having all the success over Michigan.
Yeah, they were.
This is an important.
This is an important question.
Yeah, this is very important.
So, like, my big bro is Chase John.
We went to the St. High School.
Well, I went to a school called St. Vincent Pilate.
Let me retract.
Go ahead.
I'm from Virginia.
I went to school in Maryland.
Well, I'm back in Virginia.
Well, it's kind of like that in the Northeast, right?
Like, you can kind of...
Right, right.
You go where you want.
I went to private school.
So that's what a lot of guys do back home.
They go to private school.
So where I live in Virginia.
no one was really getting recruited in that area.
Small town, like 1,400 people want to stop like town.
You feel me?
Yeah.
No one's small.
You know what I'm saying?
No one really coming out there.
And so, but I always had like that drive.
Like I told my dad like, we got to go somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
I got to get looked at.
And so I started playing youth ball in Maryland.
So I'll just drive there, you know what I'm saying?
Every day.
How long was that drive?
Like two hours there, two hours back.
You know what I'm saying?
Every day.
Yeah.
Damn.
So like, so I attended St.Vinsip High School for two years.
and so my parents would wake up at like 3.30, right?
My dad got his own business, so he'd wake up at like 3.30.
We hit the gym on the way there.
And then he finished the drive, dropped me off back to school.
He'd go to work.
Then he had to come back and get me.
Then we'd go all right back to Virginia.
We'd do that for two years.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
So it was a commitment.
But it was paying off.
You feel me?
Like, dang, all right.
I don't mind.
My dad didn't mind.
You know what I was putting in the work.
As long he saw me working, he didn't care.
Yeah.
And so after the two years, I was like, you know,
I already had the offers.
I need to play better competition.
I want the St. Francis Academy in Baltimore.
And the things I saw on Baltimore, boy.
Crazy out there.
What?
Baltimore is wild.
It's a wild place.
Who's your NFL team growing up?
Cowboys.
That's soft.
Due to the rest of my family liking the Redskins or commanders.
Shout out the commies.
You were just because they're in the NFC East also.
So you're like the Cowboys?
They're like a little rival.
You know what I'm saying?
Cowboys.
You want to be a little different.
Yeah, yeah.
So when you were picking between Ohio State, Michigan, yeah.
So I wanted to get away when it came down to it, both great programs, right?
Great ball, you wouldn't get it.
Great ball at Ohio State.
You wouldn't get great ball here.
I was just really connected with, like, the fan-based, alumni-based, academics.
That's what it really came down to.
Not saying O State don't got good academics.
No, they don't.
They don't have good, I'll say it for you because I know you got to say a face.
Thank you.
Ohio State, little, you need to pull.
and a six-pack to get in.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
That's funny.
Was there like something that stood out to you more with Michigan than Ohio State
outside of like, yeah, academics, you know, balls good, this, that the other.
Yeah, so I feel like I'm the type of person where, like, if something hasn't been done, I want to go do it.
We ain't beat them.
I'm going to go beat them.
I ain't never lost Ohio State.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you were a freshman?
Yeah, I was a COVID-year.
COVID-year.
We ain't playing.
Four games didn't play.
them. Last year, I ain't never lost.
Hey, never lost.
Oh, whoa, I like the confidence.
I never lost.
A lot of Ohio State fans are watch Boston with the boys.
Don't know why.
Hopefully they do.
I hope they do, too.
I hope they do too, because I ain't never lost.
You ain't never lost.
I ain't ever lost.
And you got to go out there this year.
What was that experience like?
So obviously you went there, you want to be a person that beat them when people said
we really couldn't beat them like that.
Change the culture.
You know what I'm saying.
You know what they go to a school.
You're actually doing it right now.
When you beat Ohio State when that happened, what was that feeling like?
Well, really, I don't know if that feeling was even that big for you because you just do that.
It was a good feeling, but like the way I feel like we worked last year, like, we wanted more.
So, like, being Ohio State was cool, right?
That's what we wanted to do.
But we wanted to win the championship.
We wanted to go to college football playoffs.
We just had to go through them to get there.
Yeah.
And so, like, it was a great moment, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Everyone charged the field.
I was actually coming off a high ankle sprain, so, like, I was still playing.
But, like, my ankle is still messed up, but I'm trying to win.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but your boy, Haskins went off.
Went off.
Went off.
With that, though, you see.
You're a very, number one.
You're a very determined individual.
And it's easy to see.
It fires me up because you're also a rising sophomore.
And you're like, we expected that.
And we wanted more.
We wanted to win the championship.
We wanted to go to the college football playoff.
What was the experience losing the college football playoff like for you?
Like, what were takeaway from that?
Because as determined as you are, you were probably pretty pissed off.
Yeah, I was hot.
I was pissed off.
It was tough just like
Because they was whooping our ass
For real
You know what I'm saying
He was a Michigan guy that day
You know what I mean
You guys know you're kidding the Big Ten
It's like
It's like oh we're about this fucking show them
What the Big Ten's about
It was definitely
I agree
Unfortunately it wasn't like
It was just like
The things of like
We didn't show the play
They were just whipping us
You know what I'm saying
On both sides of the ball
It wasn't like
The defense was doing good
And the offense was just doing bad
Yeah.
All around, special teams, like, we was just getting an ass.
I'm sitting on the sideline like, yo, like, what's going on?
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I know we're not that bad, you know what I'm saying,
to be losing to the guys like this.
So, I mean, after the game, you know, you just sit there,
take everything in, you know, just really soak it all in.
I think I took a week off just to refresh the brain, you know what I'm saying,
get ready to get them back on this grind.
And so I feel like now we know what it takes to get there.
I was hurt
I was pissed
I was hurt
So what does it take though
Because when I'm watching
I'm a fan now right
Like played there a while ago
But like for me
I'm just watching these days
I don't know you guys
I'm like it just looked like
Georgia was faster
Way faster
Faster
On the D-line
Everywhere
D line was fat
I know you all just saw that big boy
Yeah
He ran some type of credit
Dude that kid was
47
47
It was 350
Yeah
Oh 360
I think he was massive bro
Dude
They're
I mean, you can say, like, if you look at paper and stuff like that, like, yeah, I'm sure they're fast or whatever.
But also in that game, they just looked a little nastier, too.
Like, they look like, the only thing on their mind was like, we got to get back and we beat the shit out of Bama.
Yeah.
They wanted to get back for short.
And just like we had to go through Ohio State to get to the Big Ten championship.
Right.
They knew they had to get through us, and they had no problem getting through us.
No problem.
No problem.
That's tough to say.
It's tough to say, but, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
You got to give it to them.
They woke to her ass.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you get more speed in here for sure.
I guess, like, what do you, like, from a recruiting standpoint, when they bring recruits in?
Are you out there helping out with the recruits?
Yeah, I recruit offensive defense.
Actually, my boy, Cam Good, we're going to, hopefully he comes.
You know what I'm saying?
Cam Good, if you watch.
Is he a high school kids?
He's watching.
He plays at UCF Interior D-Line.
Oh, it's time.
Cam Good.
Come on, boy.
Let's go.
Come on busing.
You can announce it right there.
You know what I'm saying?
But he has an official coming up in the next couple weeks.
So I feel like we need some interior guys on the D-line.
We need a little bit more speed, you know what I'm saying?
Because speed and space, and then the game is kind of changing, you know what I'm saying?
So speed and space would be good, but I definitely help recruit.
Because I thought it was wild that like Ohio State, they're fast.
They're fast.
They're fast.
They're fast.
They're a good team, and y'all beat the shit.
That's what was surprising to me.
Because they're good football team.
But the Georgia's defensive line was just different.
Their whole front seven, their linebackers.
That one kid's a stud.
Yeah.
Just flying around.
I remember I was in the B, or I was out wide.
Just say I was out wide, right?
And I came back, did a motion, and he had me, man.
And he ran with me the whole way.
And as soon as I called the ball, he was just right there.
I think I remember what player.
You told about the linebacker?
Yeah, line, number 17.
Yeah.
I'm like, yo, like, how's that?
Did you say that to him?
Hey, how'd you do that?
No, you know what I'm just thinking like, I'm just sitting there thing like,
he can't be that fast, you know what I'm saying?
Like, he had to go through the traffic, had to go through the other
linebackers just to keep up with me.
I'm like, dang,
fuck the SEC.
With your,
obviously,
you're very focused on football
and everything else,
and it's a question we kind of asked
with all the players,
like,
what does the NIL landscape
look like for somebody like you?
How do you prioritize it?
How do you factor it in
to branding?
Because that is now a thing.
Yeah.
Like, talk a little bit
about NIL at Michigan.
That's good.
You know what I'm saying?
For everyone else,
like, I have my own,
like, marketing person,
you know what I'm saying?
but for everyone else like women sports
because everyone deserves to get a little
NIL.
So Michigan created like this influencer app
where like donors
and whoever is trying to reach out to these athletes
they can just go right to the app and get to them.
I don't do that,
but that's just for Michigan.
Is that kind of what open indoors does?
That's what open doors, yeah.
Open doors?
Open doors?
Is that for Nebraska?
Yeah, it's Nebraska.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they got, yeah, they got thousands.
And I want to say influencer might be
like somebody like in their industry,
like a competitor or something.
Probably.
But it's like a, a.
middleman for business,
bustle with the boys,
wants to give you something.
We go through that platform.
I mean, I have my own guy,
I have my own, like, email inquiries and my IG and stuff,
but for me,
and I, that was good.
I bet it's good, dude.
You're running back at one of the most prestigious universities.
We had on the quarterback of Nebraska,
and he's talking, I don't know if you saw that clip.
I saw six figures.
Yeah, he said, I saw six figures.
Oh, okay, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I saw six figures.
I'm there too.
I saw that big.
It's probably more, it was whatever.
I'm right there too, but I'm glad NCAA passed this.
Oh my God, it's got to be unbelievable.
It's huge.
And you have a ticket as an opportunity to learn how to, like, handle money.
Handle money, you know, pay your taxes, everything.
I know my boy, Kayla Williams, because he's from back home.
I mean, he signed a deal with beats.
He's making over a meal.
Who's this?
Kayla Williams.
Quarterback, yep.
Transfer from Oklahoma.
Remember that freshman that he played for Oklahoma last year.
He came in.
He came in.
No, he beat, he beat.
Oh, he's the one that came in during the Texas game.
Yeah, because Rattler was a...
Oh, shit.
That's my boy, so...
And he's got a seven-figure deal with Bose?
Well, all his deals combined, I would say...
Oh, beats.
My fault.
No disrespect.
I don't really know how much he made him.
No free shout out to either of those.
Yeah, no free shout out to either.
He, uh, he making over a meal for sure.
Damn.
It is wild, man.
It is wild.
We just had, uh, we just had your coach on, Coach Harbaugh.
You got any good, uh, good menacing stories from him or recruiting stories or, or
What's your best Coach Harbaugh story?
Coach Harbaugh.
I got a story.
Yeah, let's go.
We was, uh...
It was during camp, right?
Last year, uh, August, I guess.
And, uh, it was after practice, we went to team around.
We had the team meet, and he started telling us these stories about him playing.
And, uh, he started talking about how he would cut his arm off.
But he was being dead.
He was being dead ass.
Like, he said, yeah, I'll cut my arm off to be able to play again or to beat the
Ohio State.
So the guys are really just like, locked in.
Like, yo, he's being dead ass.
Because Coach Harbaugh don't joke.
Yeah.
He's like, he was being dead serious by cutting his arm off.
Like, I'll cut everything off.
Cut everything off.
Cut everything off.
We should have asked him that question.
And some people giggled.
He's like, what's funny?
Oh, seriously?
Oh, my God.
He's got that look too.
Like, oh, man, this motherfucker's crazy.
Like, when he comes to football, like, that's like,
oh, he cares about sometimes, I think.
You know what I'm saying?
He just cared about football
I was one asked me
I had seven kids
Like when he's just so
So deep in with football
He's crying
I'm wondering the same thing
Sometimes I'm like
Yo he's here all night
Don't he want to go home
Just getting after
And he was in the NFL before that
And we know how that life is
It's like you don't even see your family
Yeah I bet you was hard
Oh it's got to be so hard
You gotta have a hell of a wife
For sure
Have you been his wife
I have
She's cool
Yeah she's cool
Yeah she's got to be all time
I have seven kids
Run that household
He's hair
The life of a wife
With the coach has got to be
Yeah like I'll be
on State Street sometimes.
I was just looking to the parking line.
I'd be like, say, like, 10, 30, 11 o'clock at night.
His car stood there.
I'm like, yo, he's sleeping here tonight as long?
Yeah.
He's about the ball, dude.
How do you like playing in his offense?
Because I know when he first got here,
he was running kind of the classic Stanford,
thousand tight ends, run the ball down your throat.
And it's kind of like developed a little bit more.
You guys are more kind of like the Titans are.
Run, play action, screens, that boots, those types of things.
I mean, I love the offense.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a mixture of power, speed, and space.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And then we throw the ball to the tight ends a lot, but we get it to the wide outs.
You know, he uses the running backs.
We go out wide.
So it's a little mixture of everything, which I love, you know what I'm saying?
I like running downhill, but I like also running to the outside, using my speed.
Yeah, you've got to be a fast guy, right?
You're not the biggest dude in the world.
Not super tall.
Exactly.
So I love it.
Yeah.
I love it.
I think he's done a great job.
We're actually putting some things in this spring ball.
I'm not going to say too much.
Yeah, you can't say too much.
You know what you can't say.
It's going to be good.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I say.
It's going to be good.
It's going to be electric.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm excited, dude.
That's going to be awesome.
How do you do with losing guys, like Ajabo?
Is that how you say it, Jabbo?
Yeah, Jabbo.
I would want to say it the wrong way.
I know that he got, they just reported that he got injured.
Injured out there.
Which is tough.
That's hard.
And I hate to see that happen to a guy who's supposed to be a top 15 pick.
But guy like him, Aidan Hutchinson,
offense alignment, you have a bunch of guys that are kind of staples of changing the whole
demeanor of this entire franchise or program.
Like, how do you replace those guys?
How do you step up and make up for leadership?
You replace those guys by watching the winner here.
So now it's my turn to step up.
It's my turn to be a captain to lead this team just like, you know, Aiden did and Josh
Ross, you know what I'm saying, Stuber.
You know what I'm saying?
So I watched those guys last.
two years. And so now it's my time. I learned from them. You know what I'm saying? And then I'm throwing
my own little juice, you know what I'm saying? Be my own guy, be my own type of captain. But,
you know what I'm just leading in a way, like you got to lead by example, but you got to be
vocal as well. You know what I'm saying? So I feel like that's where I can step up now,
along with other players on the team can step up. But it definitely sucks. You know what I'm saying?
When you have a leader like Aiden or Aiden in Jabba coming off the edge. Yeah, it's not what I'm saying?
It's hard. But now it's time for guys.
step up. It's time to take advantage of the opportunity.
And so it should be big.
Yeah, you know what the program's supposed to be like, too.
These stickers right here.
I know something we didn't ask Coach Harbaugh about.
Let's do the Dukes because he's got to go to practice soon.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, we said 20 minutes.
Just look at.
We got time.
We got to make any practice?
We got time.
Are we making this Dukes?
Dukes.
All right, so.
Oh, man.
Duke.
Oh, sorry.
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Felicia.
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We can't say a whole lot about sex appeal,
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Yeah.
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We can't help that Duke does it.
Right, right.
We can't help that Duke Canaan does it.
Like, I put it on like,
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I'd get a little weird with myself,
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I'll probably smell good at their practice.
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Is that bad?
All right, cool.
But bringing the locker room to life through Duke Cannon, tell, uh, oh, man, the stickers,
is my fault.
I got off tangent, my fault.
The stickers, the tradition here that Michigan's trying to build with the stickers.
Can you talk a little bit about that?
It was something I feel like we wanted to ask Coach Harbaugh about because you didn't
get to do it back on your point.
I never wore the stickers.
I thought it was the coolest stuff.
Like when we played Ohio State seeing all their little bucky things, like, yeah,
you hate Ohio State, but that's a dope look.
You kind of like that.
So how do you earn these?
What do you do to get that?
So it's really like, like you can see right here, Aiden, two-time captain, right?
Yeah.
And so that's his accomplice.
He's going to be able to take that home, show his kids one day, you know what I'm saying?
And so you got to be playing in the games.
As you can say, we won game, 947, 947.
12 games.
Yeah, yeah.
So the games you win, they go on there, and then he was Big Ten, All-American.
So you can see.
So it was all your accomplishments, right?
Right.
So it's kind of like a letterman's jacket on a helmet.
Letterman jacket on a helmet.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that was great.
But, uh, exactly.
It's beautiful, you know what I'm saying?
You break a record.
You get a record sticker on there.
And we had this thing called Ted and it's making all the spring practices, all 15 of them.
You make all 15, you get a Ted sticker on there.
And so it's really just someone to work towards, you know what I'm saying?
I think it's cool.
You wish you would add something like that?
Yeah, I definitely do.
That looks so cool to me.
It has it become like kind of a competition with the skill guys and everything?
It makes us how do you get the sticker?
Yeah, who's got the most stickers?
Yeah, who has the most stickers?
You got three stickers.
Yeah.
What are you talking about, bro?
Darling and Rolies come in and then they try to, you know what I'm saying?
They're trying to make a move.
You don't have any got no stickers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let them know.
You got to work to this, you know what I said?
There's levels.
Were you as a freshman, did you have like an uninitiation process?
Like somebody tell you, hey, you ain't got no stickers, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Nah, nah, nah. That ain't. They ain't happen.
Because we just started this this year. Like, we had stickers, but...
Oh, gotcha.
It wasn't like these types of stickers, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they're just stickers. Stingers.
Yeah.
Right, right. So, but...
You got any freshman stories with the old lineman or...
You know, the old line.
The old line did some questionable stuff.
They did. I'm not going to...
Shower stuff.
So, yeah.
You don't have to say names, but you tell the story.
They're right. Tell the story. I mean, they're the guys that are most comfortable just, you know,
walking around naked and...
Love all of our episodes.
Just doing some weird shit, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just, like, I'm not into none of that, but like, they're just playing around.
They're playing around?
They're trying to, they come over close to me.
I'm like, hold on, bro.
You know, step back, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they're trying to give you a big bear hugger or something like that.
I'm going to try to one will hug me from this side.
Oh, from the back?
Hold on the back?
Oh, my God.
Trevor and Zach like that?
What?
All of them. See, that's crazy because they're on there.
Oh, look.
We're like, you got stories knowing you, you know.
They're classic offense linemen.
Like, hey, tell us a story.
Like, you know.
Like, at the end of the day.
They wouldn't say much, man.
I know, but you know because they're the ones doing it.
Right.
They're the ones being those dudes.
It's old, that's what old lamine do, I guess.
Like, you like that?
Oh, yeah, I love it.
I'll tell you what.
They should all love to do it.
You love it.
Oh, man.
That's tough.
The big thing is, and I know, and I'm going to ask you this question,
I know you're going to lie.
When you walk in the shower, you ever see the meat?
Nah.
You lie.
First off, I'm going to give you a little spoiler.
You're under six foot.
All right.
And if a toll down there.
You're down there.
Let's say you're down there.
I'm short, right?
I'm sure.
But I'm not down there at my eyes or up.
You know what I'm saying?
So you shir out like this?
I shower right ahead.
I'm not level with them.
Yeah, but look at this.
See, I can see my hand right here.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't see my hand right here right now.
Though we have so much fun.
Bro.
Do you watch?
Like, there are some dudes I play with.
So I go ahead, Will.
I just keep interrupting you.
Oh, no, you're good.
You watch Amir Abdullah?
Nah.
Oh, damn, that's tough.
That's crazy.
But my boy, Amir Abdullah, we'd always, like, walk in,
walk in the locker, and we were, like, seniors.
He was a junior.
Oh, the running back.
Yeah, the running back.
Yeah, I know you talking about that.
Yeah, I know you're talking about now.
He was a dog.
Yeah, he was.
He's still going on year eight with the Raiders.
He just signed.
I thought he was older than me.
Is that same year?
I'm going to year nine.
Yeah, yeah, he's still going on year eight.
But anyway, when we were older,
We'd walk in the sharp bank.
Hey.
Hey, this is gay.
We're like, who's big?
Hey, that's why I say.
You know, people would not.
You can say gay.
You can say gay?
You can say gay?
This is Michigan.
What do you mean?
Can you say gay?
What people?
What's that got to do with anything?
People don't like that here.
You know what I mean?
Feminine.
We bet who's booty we're taking the day?
Obviously joking around, right?
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But, man, we talk.
about on the other episodes, like, just the locker room vibe
is so much fun, dude.
Even though it goes around the last, dude.
Yeah.
So you've seen some meat.
I see a meat every single time I get in the shower.
Like, do you attention to do.
We shared it.
We shared a deal.
Here's a deal.
We've shared a urinal.
We've shared a urinal.
Oh, yeah.
We've shared a urinal before.
Actually, it's close.
Like the urinal that is just one big one?
No, no, there's one stall.
Or over one toilet.
Like, hey, can I get in here with you.
Yeah, come on.
There's kids, but I will tell you really quietly.
And you can hear me right now because there's kids around.
There's kids around.
real quiet.
But when you walk in the shower,
like there's a dude
who I play with my rookie year.
I had an absolute hose on him.
You know what I'm saying?
And when you walk in the,
when you go to the shower,
you can't help but notice greatness.
You know what I'm saying?
You see Muhammad Ali,
you walk through the hallways,
you're going to stare.
You know, I see that thing.
I'm like, damn.
I don't know what they made him like that.
You know what?
Yeah.
Then big.
You got to say names.
You can't say names.
We can't say names.
But either way.
But either way.
Yeah, we're leaving.
I'm just saying.
Oh, let me.
Let me see what my man's working with.
Yeah.
Because you see some dudes.
You don't ever do that?
Nah, I just...
You've never peaked.
Ah.
You've never peaked, bro.
That's crazy.
Hey, you know, what's weird is we're making it worse by whispered.
Like, when we're doing something wrong.
Leaning in like, hey, man, you've never peaked this a piece of me before?
What's funny is all of our episodes.
Have that sitting in there.
Everybody's like, yeah, but if we're talking loud, it's funny when we're whispering, it's like,
are we doing something wrong?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
We're doing something wrong.
What a fun way to finish.
I know, this has been a blast.
I'm not going to play favorites, but you were phenomenal on this.
You're outstanding.
You did a great job.
It was fun.
It was fun,
you're a deal?
Let's get a snap.
Oh, yeah.
Appreciate it.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Appreciate it.
Great work, dude.
Great work.
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