Bussin' With The Boys - Taylor Lewan Kicks Will Compton Off Of His Own Show & Looks To Stay UNDEFEATED In College Football Gambling

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

Another week of college football is upon us and that means another week of Bet the Bus is upon us. Payoff Willy remained a man of his word and because he didn't go undefeated, he gave his duties to undefeated college gambler, Lewy Locks aka Taylor Lewan. This week we feature several teams you probably aren't used to hearing about in the college football world, but we are here to win not to be conservative. This week we highlight the following matchups: Nebraska (Big Ten Champs?) vs Purdue Oklahoma vs Kansas (Fade J.P.) Oregon State vs Arizona Ohio State vs Wisconsin UNLV vs Fresno State Tennessee vs Kentucky Six opportunities to make 6x the money, let us know your picks in the comments!For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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week in and week out. There's been a lot of talk, obviously you see to my left here, a tribute to pay off Willie. The man who wants to... wanted to talk crazy. If I miss one pick, if I do one, this, I'll let Jackie slips, Jackie picks get into the recap of last week. Because now that I'm sitting here, you know the promises he made to you no longer are no longer real. They no longer exist. And with that, we might not ever see payoff willy in that show. What does that mean coming from me? It doesn't mean I'm owed anything other than the opportunity to give you picks week in and week out with the education and the information from my beautiful boys in the back

so that we are able to make sure that we can be prosperous every single day. I mention the boys in the back. As always, we are sitting here with Joey Parley, Joey Janitor, a doors lock, a pick is needed. What do you do, buddy? He's got a master key. What's he got there?

My man takes sense and he turns him into dollars. To his left is going to be Jackie Slickie. Jackie picks. Jackie will try just about anything except for chicks with dicks. And as I was working on more names, more fun things to talk about the boys, there was something missing, Jack. There was something about you that I was like, there needs to be another nickname. Can you tell me the time right now, brother? 1017. 1017. How'd you find out that time? My phone? Go and look under that desk. Take a look under that desk. You're going to find your yourself a box. I'm going to need you to pick up that box and open it very careful.

Go ahead and show the people what you got there, Jackie. What's this mean? That means you are Jackie Rolex, baby. Listen, in this world, you are defined, your character is defined by three things. What you do when people are watching, when you make promises, do you keep them? And if I'm being completely honest right now, I forgot the third thing. But in front of Jack is your boy, Gary Midnight, Gary B&E, you do something right. You make a couple good picks, the holiday season. He's going to break through that window. Look what happens, baby.

He's going to put a nice little treat under that pillow, and it is going to come in the form of currency. And as always, the premier ability to give you a sponsor on this show is going to be Mitchie Billboard, Mitch, GBT. that man's got the forehead for you to make sure you not only make sales when you bet with us, but you're making sales and any product you want to put on bet the bus. Listen to me. I know the energy's been high right now. I know the energy's high, but I want to turn it down for just a second. Because I want to talk about the word nothing.

And it might make you nervous. Taylor, nothing. Louis Locke's nothing. I'm here to acquire something. That's why I come on bet the bus week in and week out. The word nothing is one of the most important words in this dictionary. when you wake up in the morning, you are owed nothing. People on this earth as you drive by, see them, hello, how are you? They owe you nothing. If you have talent, talent is great,

but if you don't have work ethic, and if you're focused on the noise and other hosts and their records, and you don't take the time to put the education in your picks, inevitably, you are going to end up with nothing. So what am I trying to tell you? On this show, nothing is more important than your absolute best. When I have my team back there, put together information on this show, when we bring you the energy and we bring you these picks, and we bring you the piece, the tools, the lumber,

to build that door of opportunities so we can open it ourselves. That will turn nothing into something. Prayer? Do you guys want a prayer? Pray. Here's the issue with the prayer, boys. When these teams go in their locker room, both sides are going to go in the shower. They're going to take a knee and someone's going to have a prayer.

The only thing we can pray is for our enemies. Our enemy is Las Vegas. So our prayer today will be, may God have mercy on my enemies, because I will not. With that being said, Jackie picks, Jackie slips, Jackie Rolex. Let's talk about what happened last week. Let's talk about where we're going this week. Yeah, what a revelation. We went 500 last week.

Obviously, that's why Willie is not with us and you are. And even 500, some people are okay with it. Obviously, we are not this week are aiming for a smooth 5-0. I believe that's how many we have on the board. 6-0. 6-0. Even better.

So I guess we can just get right into it. Before we do, though, this quote just kind of came to me. in a dream. And it has nothing to do with anyone in particular or any teams or anything going on in the current media. But cheating is easy, but it is impossible to take back. I don't know why that came to me.

It just, it came to me in a dream last night, and I felt obligated to preach that. So with that being said, let's go ahead and get on to the picks. First game, we have an SEC matchup in Lexington. Tennessee takes on Kentucky. The spread is three.

and a half, would love to know where you're at. I'd like to comment on that quote, if I may. Because I agree with you. Cheating is easy and you can't take it back. And it's very clear to me in the last 10 days of what we've seen from the University of Michigan and what's happened. It's very clear. The NCAA is yet again cheating these kids.

They want to go. Always have. Hey, everyone in the beginning of the year wants to talk about, oh, the record's so easy. They're going to blow over everybody. They don't play anybody. blah blah blah. Well, now we're 7 and O.

And since Jim Harbaugh's come back, they've covered the spread every single week. And now of a sudden we got a problem, now of a sudden we're stealing signs and all that? What are we going to do? Stealing a sign from according to the people, not to me, because I believe the Bay 10 is the best conference

in the entire college football landscape. But if you're saying we're playing nobody, then why does one of the best built college football teams need to all of a sudden say we're stealing signs? And here's another thing, too. You think it's just America? Oh, no. You think yesterday, when my account gets hacked from Moscow, Russia,

they know that I'm a vocal point for the University of Michigan. They're trying to get me too. And the only thing you can do in this situation is ignore the noise. Those boys in Ann Arbor, Michigan, they are having a phenomenal time going out to ricks, going out to skis, hitting the brown jug, knowing, hey, we're going to get after it this week because next week it's back on against Purdue. That being said, let's talk about Tennessee minus three and a half first Kentucky. You talked about your quote coming to a dream last night.

I know your dreams were broken last week as the tension between you two best friends went to war on a Saturday afternoon. Here's where I'm going to go because we can talk nasty. We can do things nasty, Jack. We can do that. However, I believe in the Tennessee Volunteers. Is the season you guys thought the volunteers is going to be, did it? Has it happened? Has it come to fruition?

No, it hasn't. But I believe that head coach in Knoxville, Tennessee is going to get the boys right. You're coming off a tough loss against Alabama. You're up 27 at half and it kind of fell apart. It fell away from you as the day it went. Kentucky's coming off a buy. But before their buy, they had back-to-back losses. Now, one of those losses was Missouri.

I think Missouri is one of the most fraudulent schools in all of college football. Kentucky is one and seven against the spread. This is where Heipel becomes a leader of men, gets the boys off, their sad asses, say, let's get back to work. Let's get everything we got out of this season. Let's get the recruits we need with WUs and let's go chase a national championship next year. Yeah, it's not here right now. We're not going to be able to attain that.

But what we do have is an opportunity to stack wins and give the good people that say GBO, week in and week out. We give them that chance to say we have something to look forward to and not going to be our year this year, but this is the next year. And the year after that, that's what we have to look forward to. And that's why I'm taking Tennessee minus three and a half. Jackie, what do we got next?

Moving on. I'm just not even comedy on it. Ohio State versus Wisconsin spread us 14 and a half. It's a lot of points, but you seem to be pretty confident on this big. This was almost my lock of the week. And I know last time I was on this show, I talked about Ohio State, and I talked about my two biggest fears, my sexuality and snakes. We've doubled up, have we not? Do you not see the boots? Do you see the shirt? Those are two different kind of snakes from two different regions of the world. With that being said, I'm going to go Ohio State minus 14 and a half. Ohio State's coming off a sloppy win versus Penn State.

Penn State did everything in their power to not win that game. People are going to say Wisconsin, Big Ten West, garbage side of the Big Ten, and it's going to be a trap game for Ohio State. I believe in my heart of hearts that Ohio State being Penn State, which I don't think they really thought they could do, now that they've done that, that next giant they have to go past is the University of Michigan. And they're going to be damned. if they're not going to be 11 or no

going into the third week of November for the game, which is back to being the most highly touted rivalry game in all of college football. That being said, I will go Ohio State minus 14.5. Let's see what's next, baby.

All right. Next, moving on. Oregon State versus Arizona, your homeland. My homeland. That is three and a half. Are you going with where you came from? I am not going to do that. I will not bear down.

In Arizona, we have a lot of Arizona fans, obviously me being an Arizona boy. Arizona is a place. It's a fair weather state when it comes to sports. And if I were to pick one when I was in high school, I would say I was an ASU fan. Mark Weischeck, the lead singer of Midland, walked on as a wide receiver to U of A. And all of a sudden claims, like, those are his boys. He's a football guy. You're too good looking to be playing football, brother.

That's why you've gotten into acting and you have a beautiful voice and you've had success that way. But leave the football to the pros. Oregon State is going to win this game by more than three and a half points. I truly believe that. I think the PAC 12 is a wishy-washy, kind of all over the place. You have a whole bunch of points on a couple of teams and not a whole lot of points in other teams. It is a game that can get a little scary because these two teams are really overlooked by their in-state rivals, Oregon and Arizona State University. So with all that being said, it's very, very clear to me that Oregon State is going to win this game minus three and a half.

All right. We're moving and grooving. Moving to Oklahoma versus Kansas. We got a classic flyover state matchup. Spread is minus 10. Minus 10. Seems like you're going with. Well, listen, when you walk into these situations, and I've talked about the importance of nothing and the ability to turn nothing into something is utilizing the people around.

you and building something beautiful. So with that being said, JP, I'd like to know where you're going with this game. Oklahoma minus 10 or Kansas plus 10. We know how I feel about Oklahoma. We know how I feel about Brent Venables. I have had a change of heart with Venables. I've read a little bit more of a story and I do appreciate him. But I appreciate Kansas more.

And I appreciate OJ Burroughs that's leading the secondary back there, the captain of the defense. He knows the play before it's going to happen. for that reason, I have to ride with Kansas. Can I ask you one more question? What's up? How many picks have you won the last week and a half? I'm O and O this week. How many picks did you win last week?

Zero. And the reason, I'm not saying that to belittle you, JP. I'm saying that because as a team, it is our job, it is our obligation to open the door of opportunity to these fine people watching the show every single week who take the time out of their hardworking day to make money. now you're going to go in a hot streak. I've seen you do it a thousand times. You're one of those individuals

that continue to work hard and always prosper. But right now, given the recent history, we have no choice but to go Oklahoma minus 10 in this situation because of you. And I appreciate you for laying on the sword so these gentlemen can get going and make their pockets a little bit deeper. And that is why you have given us the key to success

being Joey Janitor. Thank you so much for that. I appreciate you. I can give you stats, but the proof is in the pudding in that situation. I love my boys. I fucking love my boys. Jackie, where are we going to next?

You go ahead, set it up. You got something else said? I got nothing to say. I got nothing to say. Are we keeping good vibes right now? Yeah, because at the end of the day, I do come out a winner in this situation. I either win for myself or I win for everyone else.

And that's beautiful. The givers in life are the people we need around us the most. And you are a giver. Everybody should read that book, The Giver. The Giving Tree. Even better. Even better. All right.

It wouldn't be about the bus without a Nebraska or Notre Dame pick. So we have Nebraska versus the boiler makers, Purdue. At Purdue spreads two and a half, pretty tight spread. This one's all on you. You're taking up for our boys missing Willie. I'm not exactly sure where you're going to go with this one. But I'm excited to hear where. And why?

And why? Now, there's a lot of people out there that have seen Will Compton trying to get clicks over the internet on Twitter, on Instagram, talking about making Michigan honest against. He's selling more merch on our store. He's talking crazy, talking about how Michigan we should get the death penalty, but serving him up on a platter as if he's doing the University of Michigan a favor. We can see right through that. And I know that Will Compton is a good man, but there's something inside him right now. He must be going through something that is making him take out his anger on his best friend. I am not going to do that.

The reason why I'm not going to do that is the only way to get through adversity is to stay level-headed while others ride the roller coaster. I'm going to stay level-headed for Will Compton, and I was afraid. I was nervous about putting Nebraska in this show for you because of how many times he has let you down in the past. I'm telling you now. The proof is out there. Purdue is so bad. They're terrible against the spread. They're awful against the spread.

Nebraska, as wild as it actually seems, with Iowa losing last week, Nebraska legitimately has a chance in their delusional minds, in their locker room, they are telling themselves. If we die, we die. We can make it to the Bayton Championship.

Is that going to happen? No, no, it's not. It's definitely not going to happen. But are there dreams going to die this weekend? I believe that same answer is also no. And so we are going to go Nebraska minus two and a half because I know my boy has straight. I know he's been rude.

And he's come at the beautiful people in Ann Arbor, Michigan in a way that no one should ever be came at. However, you cannot judge a human being in their worst circumstances. And right now, our boy is in hell. and it's our job to get him to work through that and bring him back to his positive self. Let's move on. The proof is in the corn.

The proof is in the corn. It's very big of you, an honorable move, nonetheless. All right, moving on to our lock of the week. This was a hand-selected lock by you, so I'm going to let you set it up, but I will tell you, it's UNLV versus Fresno State, and the line is nine. I want to hear all the ins and outs of this game,

because I am uneducated on what's about to go down here for this lock. We're all a little uneducated with this game. You know why? Because it's UNLV and it's Fresno State. Fresno State hasn't been relevant since Derek Carr and Devante Adams. UNLV, I got the stat from Mitchie GBT.

He's the one that told me this yesterday. He said, UNLV is undefeated against the spread. What? Now I come in this morning and Mitchie takes a deep breath, deep sigh as he's wearing my hoodie that I gave him down. That's a hammy down. That's called helping people up. He goes, I was wrong.

Last week, they actually lost against the spread. This is where I'm not worried. What does UNLV stand for? University of Northern Las Vegas. University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Same thing. Do you think UNLV gives a shit about winning games? Oh.

They care about hitting the spread. And when you are six in one against the spread, they know they've got to work even harder this week just to cover. And the coaches look at him going, boys, you only got to lose by eight. You only got to lose by eight. And they're looking around. Yeah. And there's one guy on crushes, just like Boobie Miles.

Do it for him. Do it for that guy. Do it for Booby. These guys don't care about it. There's no tradition at UNLV. I have no idea. I love to see the graduation rate at that place. I would love to because it's probably 13%.

Spooky 13%. So UNLV is not concerned with beating Fresno State. They're concerned with covering the spread. And plus nine is just healthy enough for me to sit here comfortably in this chair and tell you, my clients, my people, the ones who ride or die with me each and every week, well, these last two weeks I've been on, that this is going to be our lock of the week. Is there anything else? Is there anything else we need to do, boys? I think that about wraps it up. Can I say one more thing?

Yeah, of course. I want to thank you. I want to thank you people for sticking up for me when people are the other hosts of the show were talking nasty. I want to thank you for when these picks came in and we didn't get too crazy. And those of you who chose to bet with us two weeks ago

were prosperous. I can't promise you an undefeated week this week. I can only promise you the opportunities that have presented themselves. Thank you so much for joining us on this show. We will see you next week. I am your host, Louis Lox, Liquid Louie, Tea Bag Taylor, and my boys in the back. Thank you. Have a fantastic day. We love you. God bless. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?

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