Bussin' With The Boys - Taylor Lewan Prepares For Gambling With Dana White + Who Is Coming To His House?

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

Recorded: May 22nd 2023 | In this week's episode, it is just the boy Taylor and the vibes are HIGH. Taylor started the pod by sharing his dream from last night. Let’s just say he may have some demons that he needs to talk to. The boys give an update on each of their “Get Jacked 2023” journeys. By the end of 2023, we might be the most jacked pod there is. Taylor is going back to war this week, he is headed to Vegas to keep his unprecedented run going. He and Dana will be gambling together as well as figuring out the massive giveaway with the opportunity to gamble with both Dana and Taylor. We are also having a giveaway of our own, watch the entire episode to figure out the parameters of the contest. Taylor also announced the massive event that he is having at his house. The 2nd Annual Beer Olympics will be happening June 27th and Taylor gives the list of who all will be attending. This is a feel good pod where the time just flew by. Bunch of different topics with some good laughs. Enjoy! 1:36 Taylor’s dream last night 5:05 Spooktober is in a contract year 7:45 Get Jacked 2023 19:10 Cool ways to die 25:16 Going back to war in Vegas and figuring out a GIVEAWAY 43:44 Brooks Koepka won his 5th major 48:27 Taylor announces Beer Olympics 55:10 Vrabel needs to sing the National Anthem 59:33 Rich Eisen is going on PMT 1:03:45 Heat vs Celtics, poor Dave Portnoy 1:06:40 Fan Questions 1:17:22 Taylor owes Jack a Rolex 1:24:25 Tier Talk 1:39:51 We have had a crazy 5 months and getting tagged in stuff 1:47:22 Shoutout no free shoutout ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy: Head over to Chevy.com to learn more. Barstool Store: SHOP NOW AT https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/barstool-dads ZocDoc: Go to Zocdoc.com/bussin and download the Zocdoc app for FREE Turo: Find your drive. Forget boring rental cars at https://bit.ly/3Lwerc1 Duke Cannon: You can pick up these hardworking products at DukeCannon.com and use code BUSSIN10 for 10% off your order. Georgia Boots: Use code BUSSIN for 20% Off at georgiaboots.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I can kind of talk about whatever I want, the first thing I want to step into today is the dream I had last night. I don't know if you guys have ever experienced dreams where even you don't know what the fuck's going on, but for whatever reason, your subconscious has, like, a plot against you. That's what I experienced last night.

For whatever reason, I'm back in eighth grade. And the teacher hands me a book. I don't remember exactly what the book said, but it actually startled me awake. And it's so weird that it startled me a week because it wasn't even scary. And as I finished this story, you guys will know because it wasn't fucking scary at all. But they hand me a book and all that the kids start laughing. It's a red book with it has white print on it.

I don't understand it. And one kid stands up and he's like, tell us the teacher, hey, you can't give him that book, something, something, something. Start saying something crazy. I don't know. I'm like, what the fuck is this book? Why is my brain fighting with each other in front of me? Like what's with this little movie I have going on?

And the teacher talks back to the kid. the kid talks back to the teacher, the teacher tries to silence the kid. And the kid goes, well, you don't know who I called. Ronald McDonald. And then all of a sudden I got so scared, I woke up. So I don't know what's going on with me and the double arches, but we might have to have a little bit of a talk someday because I woke up, went to bed at like 845 last night, put the kids down and I was exhausted.

Dude, the wife was sick all weekend long. And me and the kids fucking got after it, dude. We caught some frogs and shit. It was a good weekend. However, I was exhausted Sunday. I know how to get up in the morning. Hit this fucking Get Jack, 2023, which I want to check in with you boys in a little bit

because the boys are looking fresh. Jack had a nice little photo on Instagram. We should talk about also. And then Mitch, you've always had a fucking solid physique. Hey, Garrett. Let me tell you something, buddy. You've been shedding the pounds.

And it's noticeable. All right. You've been shedding the pounds. But your boy, to get up early. So 845 strikes. And I'm like, dude, I might as well just go to bed. Taylor's been asleep.

Your boy's been sleeping in the man cave, like we're in a big fight or something. I get all tucked in and there. put the YouTube on, hit the white noise, and I start just slumbering away. But I do, I do, I'm 6'7. I don't want to see my weight right now because then people will get all upset.

I'm 6.7, I'll wait quite a bit. Your boy is, by definition, how I look alpha male, right? But I'll tell you what, when the world's lights turn off, a, a k a.k.a. the sun goes down. I get a little fucking nervous, right? You hear a creaker crack in the middle of the night.

I get fucking scared. I do. Something happens. And Taylorin's like, what was it? I was like, bitch, get up with me. We're fucking doing this together. Like, what the fuck? you talking about. That's the light. That's like if I'm going down like what you what all it takes is

one fucking John Wick motherfucker out there do some jiu-jitsu on my ass and I'm silent. You don't know what's going on. Now you're double scared and you're alone. We might as well die together. You guys aren't married but fucking hopefully you guys are tougher than me because that's just kind of scary to me. But I go to bed at 845. I put on Ted on the Netflix. I turn the volume down to like a 23. 23 out of 100. So you know it's a low little count. I put the pillow over my face, turn my face to the right. And I start to doze off. Dude. And that, fucking dream hit me. And I woke up, like a nervous, like shot out of the bed. Like Ronald McDonald was about to get my ass.

And you know that the weird thing too is the kid was threatening the teacher. Like, I'm just sitting there a victim in my own head in this, in this fucking dream. But you know, I woke up 10.30. Couldn't fall back asleep until like midnight, dude. I was so afraid that fucking clown was going to come in my house. I don't know why. Turned to my head. The whole movie of Ted went by. The whole fucking movie. Got startled a couple more times. I'm a bitch, dude. I'm a fucking, when it comes like to nighttime spooks, I don't do well. That being said, if you're listening right now on a Tuesday, 132 days till October 1, boys.

132 days till Spooktober, right? That's a fun kind of spooks. Go to the haunted houses. This is, and we'll have said it before, a massive contract year for Spooktober. Because if you look back at your boys' track record in the month of October playing football, my CNS, my central nervous system, must get all fucked up during that time because I play some bad ball in October.

I'll play some bad ball. I'll literally be driving to the facility hitting, I'll get over on Rosa Parks off the highway, driving down to the facility. And I'll take a right turn and I'll literally think to myself, what would I do if someone with a knife was just standing there?

That's the kind of fucked up. That's how invested I get into spooktober. You know, film goes down a little bit. What we got going here? JP. Hold on, boys. I have some big news. We might have to clip this before and send it out. Push-ups with J.P. Hovey has been moved to tonight at 8 p.m.

He will not be getting back in time. Tuesday, him and the boy Willie are in New York right now for, what are they doing? The dozen trivia. The dozen trivia championship, correct? Like, this is the end? I think so. Yeah, but I feel like there's always been some sort of championship. Like, they got a regional, sub-regional, post-regional type shit going on all the time.

So hopefully the boy does well. I think he's there from Monday to Wednesday. That's a big fucking deal for them. but JP is there. So we will clip this and let you guys know. Push-ups. Hosted by JP, I just happen to be there,

is tonight. Tag K Adams. Tag K Adams. 8 p.m. Central. Right now I'm going to say APM. Central. But it might be different. But we got to tag K Adams in this thing. We need her to come in,

hit a quick 10 with the boys. It would mean the world of JP. Kay is a great lady. I've been around her a handful of times that I've never had a bad experience with her. Wonderful woman doing amazing things on Up and Adams. And yeah, that's kind of fucking the deal, man. I had a scary dream last night and it really fucked up my sleep schedule.

That's essentially where we've gone in seven minutes and 16 seconds into this pod. J.P. back. Let go. Probably do the same time. 8 p.m. Central time. That is today. That is Monday the 22nd. Now, in life.

Actually, let's go to G at Jack 2023 because I have a whole bunch of things in my head that I wanted to talk about today. All right. Get Jack 2023 boys. How are we feeling about it? Mitch, we're going to start with you because your arms are popping out the most right now. I'm feeling good about it. You feel good?

Yeah, I mean, waking up every morning like 7.15 hitting the gym in the apartment. Fasting all day until like two and then eat a little bit. What do you do after your workout to get your games? Nothing. Raw dog and son of a bitch you, huh? Just raw dog and I work out and then I don't eat anything until two. and just kind of let the body like burn off all the bad shit.

And then... Look, it's working for you. I appreciate it. How about diet? What are we into right now? I'm not, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not really following a diet, but I lunch PB&J every day. Okay.

You're on that fucking high school program right now at PB&J. You get lucky in high school, you get that uncrustable. Yeah. I mean... Holy shit, dude. Some people say the crust is the best part, though. Who says that? I might say that.

That's a weird thing to say. I've never heard that before, but hey, it seems like it's working for you brother. How old are you? 24. Yeah. You know your testosterone kind of levels out at 25 and then starts to get down a little bit. 25 in a month from yesterday. That's outstanding, dude. Wait, your birthday is June 21st? Yeah, I think. Same as Taylans. And I think we've had this conversation before, haven't we? Yeah. T-FG, dude. That's crazy. 25 years old. Tailing's turning 30. 30 years old. You know how it is, dude. When you turn 30, like, it's over. You could die at any point from natural causes. That's how old you're over your 30.

die at any point from national causes at any age. No. What are you talking about? No. What do you mean? Twenty-five, dude, you're fucking living. You can drink as much as you want the next day you wake up. Eat an avocado or something. You feel fantastic. I was down bad Sunday. I needed that Korean stuff or the, that juice that we're responsible by. Oh. Morning recovery.

Yeah. That stuff does help quite a bit. I needed that. I need that. I need to go to Napa Valley on June 1st with the Chandler's. And, you know, we know Mike, dude. And he's got, we got Memorial Day weekend. Mike always throws a nice little banger on Memorial Day weekend.

That boy can get after it. So I know that I'm going to need a bunch of that. Yeah. Going in first to the fourth. Not a big drinker anymore. But brother, it's working after you. How about you, Blossy? How we live in, dude?

How is fucking Get Jack 2023 treating you? Get Jack 2023 is going pretty well for me. My goal going into Jack, getting Jack, 23, was to be consistent in the gym. I've been relatively consistent, roughly about five to six days a week. Whoa. As far as cardio, that's, the last thing that was a that's the last chip that needed to fall for me as far as adding into

consistency. I started running. I want to say last week yesterday was my first day running on pavement. So that felt really good. So now I'm comfortable. And yeah, that's kind of the second chip. The third would be diet. So right now I just wanted to establish a baseline of being consistent. And now we'll throw in the diet with some additional cardio and we'll get there. We'll talk about cardio. Is it was a cardio thing that Domino, for you? Was that because of your leg injury? Yeah. Or was that just because of you're just not a runner?

No, I'm definitely a runner. It's probably my favorite activity to do. What? Yeah. You sound like Dave Llewan. That's what Dave fucking, he likes to get on that treadmill and just rip for hours and hours. Yeah, no. I mean, being in the Army that definitely helps with it.

It just, it was something that I was always good at. I was doing like half marathons, like the 5Ks, the 10Ks. But I do them relatively quickly. Like, I think my last half marathon I did was like an hour and 29 minutes. So if I'd have kept. that pace, I could have done a marathon in three hours. How long is a half marathon? 13.1.

13.11 miles or kilometers? Miles. Yeah, 13.1. So, no, I love... America just makes it tougher. It makes it tougher, dude. Yeah, dude, if I ran a mile, you know, I could probably hit a seven-minute piece. Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, with the knee, I don't know. I'm actually now jogging a little bit, so it's kind of nice to feel the wheels

turning like that again because, boy, we used to see a run like a gazelle. but you know life so you're you're the domino's phone with you what are you thinking about diet are you thinking about getting blood work done and figuring out what you can and can't do or are you just going to hit like that old-fashioned keto no so i actually decided to go the route of like having somebody hold me accountable somebody that i'm going to have to check in with sponsor yeah kind of bill a buddy you got a sponsor like an a deal yep

so we just went through like my macros and stuff like that and what i'll have to do i think right now my macros when i start i'll be starting at uh 200 and 55 grams of protein 55 grams of fat and 120 grams of carbs So that's kind of where my carbs Yeah that's where my starter is going to be Yeah

And then what are you looking to get to? So what do you weigh right now? So right now I'm at 215 I want to get back down to like at least 190, 195 I love that dude And it seems like it's going well for you You've always had a strong John some cute ass dimples And it seems like everything is just falling suit

below the neck as well. That's a nice little deal. Let's move it over to Jack McPherson. Now, Jack's had a bit of a longer deal when it's come to get Jack 2023 because what year was it? It was 2020 post-surgery.

You're talking about... Yeah, Kava. You want to tell that story, brother. Like yesterday. If it's like yesterday, it was a nice moment in a really dark time. You know? Just absolutely...

I was a sad, sad boy then, but luckily, I don't want to take all the credit. I'll let you speak for yourself. I got a shout out booth camp Oh, my favorite gym They do it right there I've been going pretty consistently For about two years now

But we just had the adventure race this weekend Which was a super cool thing It was 50 people split up into two teams 25 versus 25 You start at the gym And it's a six mile course around Nashville You stop at the Walk of Fame It was like a thousand squats

That you had to bust out with med ball between your team of 25 and sled pushes. And then you run to the Capitol where you do hill runs. And then you head... How many hill runs? Two. Per? Everybody?

Two per. Yeah, up and down. And then you make it to the Asurion steps, which is right there by pins mechanical. A lot of steps. And then you had to do five up and downs. And then one of them had to be with a sandbag. and then you make it back to the gym.

And then it is, it was a hellish workout once you get back. A lot of assault bike, kettlebells, duck walks, another big run, hill runs. But it's fun. Super competitive. Unfortunately, the red team that I was on, we did not come out with the win. Did not. Because it's just, there's no, like, individual awards. Had a couple of buck risings on your team.

Yeah, I mean, you know, the other team had some all-star. I won't lie, but again, at the end of the day, it was so much fun. So I really like, love booth camp gym. They do a lot of cool stuff in order to keep you interested. But, yeah, I've been going there pretty consistently for about two years now. And it's just so a part of my routine. I don't, I have to go to the gym or else I feel like I go a little bit crazy. But yeah, it's been nice.

I don't have too much of an incredibly strict diet, but I do try and eat high protein, high vegetable, low carb when I, like, in the week. days. The weekends get a little shaky, especially. We do for all of us. Yeah, especially after the race yesterday, you know, I think we burned like 1,200 calories. So it was like, I wasn't worrying about the macros yesterday. But I've been a huge salmon guy lately. Really?

Yeah, salmon and just a vegetable. It's so easy to make and it just is consistently the taste is always there. So been a big salmon guy. And then I'll kind of switch between salmon and red meat. eat usually a steak. But right now I'm in my salmon kind of face. And we'll see if it switches back. But tonight I'll probably end up having a little filet of that.

But yeah, it's good. I'll tell you, salmon makes me always a little bit nervous. Because of how farmed it is in America. Yeah. But those like, what do they call it, like sanctuaries or like where they literally farm salmon or you don't want to watch the documentary. The funny thing calling it a sanctuary as well. I know, right?

Happy to be there. No. You know, live in an apartment complex. I'll stuff it. there? It's not good, but I tend to not think about those things. Yeah, you just think about the gains, brother. Yes. We'll deal about all that GMO

bullshit later down the road. That'll be 2024. We're all going to die. Get healthy 2024. We all are leaving this earth one way or another. And if mine is by salmon, then so be it. Hey, that'd be a tough way to go though. Okay, I was having this conversation with my buddy the other day. Like, it would be,

it sucks to, like, die from heart disease or something. But if you were to die by shark attack, you You are a legend forever. Legend forever. It's like you're like, there's movies and books written about you. How did Taylor die?

Like, oh, dude, last thing we saw he was just fighting off a shark in the middle of the ocean. We don't know if he's still out there, if he's in the belly of the beast, but you do know one thing for the rest of your life whenever you're mentioned,

dude died by a fucking shark. What's the last thing you heard him say? This dude ain't big enough. Some crazy shit like that. He don't got enough weight on him. I'm out there fucking punching a shark. Didn't kill. What a way to go.

Every time I go to go to. the beach, I'm like, it wouldn't be too bad to die by shark attack. It'd be, it'd be better to die by shark attack than to die by, yeah, salmon. That's, yeah, if you died by salmon, that's a tough way to go. Now, fighting a bear for a salmon because you're both starving, cool way to go as long as it's documented, not just like, hey, Jack, I lost in the wood for two, three weeks. No, that's nice. Palin's family, they're from the fucking Great White North.

They're from British Columbia. You go out to BC, brother. I feel like everywhere you turn, there's chances of seeing a bear. I've been up there a dozen times now. I've never seen a bear. but her mom will take me fishing in these fucking back road areas. Taylor's mom is always hitting on me. It's so,

it's very inappropriate, Miss Tanna, but she's constantly hitting on me. So we go to these like fishing spots. Her, her and Tailin, we're fishing one time, dude.

And, fucking casting out, your boy doesn't really know how to fish that, like that well. Like, legit, like Tailan and her mom taught me how to, how to legit fish,

like tie a hook and stuff like that. That's a much of a domesticity cat iron. I can go in way more on how much of a domesticic cat I am. But I'm, fishing, we're hanging out, we're catching stuff, not catching stuff, whatever. And all of a sudden, there's a big crack in the woods. And we're in the middle of fucking BC. Like, we're 45 minutes out from like what they call a town. And they don't, you know, that's just a little different out there. That shit's way more spread out in BC. The Ms. Stana's like, might be a bear.

I think to myself, this is it. And like, then like, you know, I'm, all of a sudden, I'm in Titanic, right? Men and women and children first, I had to be the one to sacrifice myself. So I go, hey, Miss Tana, you know, just asking if a bear does come up, what do we do? He goes, we take the dog and we throw the dog at the bear, which is Taylans' dog. And we run. That's not a bad idea, but like, fucking, then I got to deal with that traumatic response from Taylorin losing her dog, brutally getting murdered. But it goes back to getting killed in a cool way.

Do you like, if you're on the beach and you think to yourself, man, it wouldn't be that bad, getting killed by a shark. That is a good first thought. The next thought is, but not today, right? Oh, not today. Yeah. It'd be cool to go out a different day, but definitely not today. Yeah.

Shark over salmon. What a way? Shark over salmon. 10 out of 10, brother. Have you seen this video? This guy's fishing. I think he's in British Columbia or somewhere. And where bears are.

Pills up on him. Look at these big ass motherfuck. And he just sits down next to him. Just yawning. I mean, this dude's just sitting in his chair. Yeah, but what else do you do with it? I think with a grizzly bear, you get smaller. With a black bear, you get bigger.

You get bigger and louder. But I mean, he is absolutely massive. What a fucking unit. just breathing hard too. Like, he's sitting down. Sits down next. He's just sitting down. What the fuck are we doing?

Look how big his claws are. There's guys being dudes, exactly. That's some scary fucking shit, dude. That is so scary. I got scared about Ronald McDonald last night in my dream. We're looking at a guy sit with a bear trying to catch fish. Do you cast it all during the situation? You kind of just keep your wits about you.

Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Oh, fuck. And you're just going to walk away. It's got to be the scariest experience of that guys Look how many bears are here No fucking way

Oh my God That's on him brother That's on him what a dumb ass There's gotta be 20 bears There's not geo cucks out there ripping around Like taking Like you want to get yourself a big ass lens Brother get yourself on top of mountain

And shoot down right Get that zoom in You don't want that shit My God That's just too scary dog Like there's no way I'd be able to have I worry for myself with my children

another human being like demonic shit scares me another human being doesn't scare me so much like I feel like now you know most dangerous game like we're both just hunting each other

especially when it comes to the kids and stuff like that but live animals like just knowing you're gonna die anyway goes back to salmon brother don't die from the salmon jack Gary how's your 2023 get Jack 2023 going

what are my fucking out drinking hot coffee I just finished a workout I just drink some hot coffee and I can feel it too yeah uh get Jack 2023 going pretty good

I say for me personally, consistency was something I always, like, had a hard time with. So being consistent was the first step and then kind of getting in a routine of like, all right, this one, I'm going to do this day. Because I'm not going to lie. There'd be days I go in there like, what's open? We'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really know.

Without a plan is a first mistake. Yeah, for sure. I've kind of like figured that one out. Cardio is something I know. Like if I'm short on time, I'll be like, I'll just do this and then get out. I won't try and, you know, get a little bit of that, a little bit of this. Definitely could be better. Diet's fairly clean.

Definitely have a cheat day. That's when you're banged up. When you're banged up, it's so hard to fight that war. It's hard. Yeah. You can eat healthy when you're banged up, but there's not enough. Fine. You know what you mean?

Never enough. Never enough. But overall, I'd say it's pretty good. Got to keep going, though. That's what Willie says. Willie's war is in the kitchen. That's what he goes through. And then we jump on risk the other day,

which we need to talk about risk. We jump on risk the other day and, you know, boys banged up, he decides to get Taco Bell and five guys. I saw that on Twitter. I thought that was a joke. Because I know, like,

we all saw Will's mapping of what he can and can't eat. All of the things. He just ate. He should have posted his order. He should have, dude. But he told me, I talked to him on the phone

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Your dad's going to laugh to himself like, this fucking idiot really is just trying to play me like that. But he's going to love it. And he's also going to think you're financially responsible. Or you can enter in one of our giveaways. Or you can enter in one of our giveaways, which brings us back. Thank you so much. Dude, the fucking hurting cats out here. So Jackie Boy and I are going back out to Vegas.

You just heard this. I'm going to give you the spiel one more time because it keeps me on the track that I need to keep my little brain on. We're going back to Vegas. The Don. Gano White is going to gamble with us on, I say us.

He's going to gamble. I'm going to say us, dude. Because you're fucking in there with me, you're fucking in there with me. Tuesday and Wednesday night. We are talking high-stakes shit here. Dude, I can lose it all in a fucking blink of an eye. Oh, if you guys are wondering, too,

my credit line doubled. Amen. So there's twice the change. chances of a loss there. Twice. Yeah. More room. More room to fucking make it back is what you're trying to say, Mitchie. We're going back. And so listen, we need the karma. I've been out there. Since I've started gambling, it's made me a better human being. When I go to a store, I would do a coffee shop today. I'm not going to say the coffee shop because there are no free shadows on this podcast. But it gave me an option. Do you want to tip three, five, wait, two, three or five

dollars. Your boy hit five. The coffee was 450. So I fuck. 100 piece them. Fucking 100 piece them. Off camera, you're gonna have to tell me where that is because coffee's expensive these days. I'm just letting you know.

I'm just letting you know. We fucking, I 100% piece them because yeah, you want to do good. You want to help somebody that's all about getting a hand up and a handout.

But I'm fucking scared for my own life right now. And if I could even have one individual upstairs looking down to me going you know he is doing good, I'm going to help him out a little bit when it comes to meticulously putting together

21 cards, then I'm going to take that good luck. So what we're going to do today is we are going to do a giveaway. Now I'm going Tuesday night and Wednesday night. If I win, you will get the giveaway. I will announce you the giveaway

winner is going to be given the dub. Now this is an open form, boys, I need to think. Easiest thing to do, merch, right? But how much karma is that can give us? Another thing to do is some memorabilia, maybe a Pro Bowl jersey, maybe a Tennessee Titans jersey, maybe fucking my Pop Warner jersey. I actually don't

have my Pop Warner jersey, so I can't give that away. And if I did have it, board and give it away. There's only one jersey. So I'm not going to do that. The next thing is financially, dude, maybe I cut these boys off. Maybe I get five people, give them all $1,000 bucks each. I don't know. But what I do know is I need help and I need to do it. I need to do this giveaway because we want to help people, because we want people to fucking get about this, but also selfishly, call a spade of spade brother, I need the good karma. So boys, if you've got something for me, I'm taking all. Also, I tweeted it out, Jack. So if you want to pull a couple up that you think are solid, let me know. Are you doing a tier system?

Giveaway or is it just one winner? I don't know. I think it all depends. There's no bad ideas in a brainstorm right now. There's zero bad ideas. You could do three winners and do one cash amount, one cash amount merch. Or all cash amounts. We're going to do two giveaways.

So it might be three and three, right? We're talking about six piece here. Yeah, you got to win then. Got to win. Well, no, this is all given if I win. If I lose. If you win. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry about it. Sorry to fuck about it. That's all. That's all we fucking got out. out here. What are they saying out here on the old Twitter?

Signed jerseys. Signed hats. A lot of merchandise stuff. Okay. Hangout session with the boys. Okay. We still old buddy from fucking Black Friday that hangout session.

It's May. It's essentially June. It's in the works. A bag full of UFC gear. 30th year anniversary edition. Maybe some power slab gear. So I don't know. Maybe we can talk with our boy, Dana.

Get a little swag bag. for people. Yeah. Either that or an experience. Give them an experience that money can't buy. So whether it's you know,

front row seats to a UFC event, whether it's, hey, but y'all are, you're about to double up. So good karma. Yeah, you're right,

dude. I love the way you phrase that to me too. Fucking those dimples, brother, they're fucking breathtaking. Those dimples are breathtaking. What did you say, Mitchie?

Make sure you use the mic mic when you speak on the mic. Tickets to a Titans game. Yep. Tickets to a team that cut me. That's a good. A good idea, too. You know, we can do something like that.

Yeah. Buston bowl? There you go. Yeah, that is a good one. A Buston Bowl one. That was Garrett, by the way. If you guys were wondering, that was a big brain thought by Garrett.

Here's what I think we should do. I love the idea of a tier system. I think tier one goes experience. Tier two. Merch. Tier three is going to be merch. Tier three is going to be merch. Tier two money?

You could get with Dana and Tier 2 could get a split swag bag of UFC and Bussing. Here's where I don't want to press on the ask for Dana. And it's already done us so much. So many favors. The last thing I want to do is go out there

and ask for more favors. Now, that big fucking prize at the end of this tunnel is on Wednesday. So tomorrow when you're watching this podcast, which is May 24th, the top 10 will be announced for the opportunity to gamble

with myself and Dana. A lot of people out there are wondering, well, what if I don't have money to gamble if it's a deal? Take my word for this, buddy. You're going to have money to gamble. You're going to have an opportunity to make some real-time big bucks.

We're talking about life-changing shit here, okay? What you need to do to do that, what you need to enter in that whole thing is go to power slap.com and it'll give you everything you need to know on how to enter. The other way to enter is fucking subscribing

to Bustin with the boys on YouTube. You do the Power Slap, you're going to get units. You're going to get credits. Then you do Bustin with the boys on YouTube. That'll get you more credits. Now, during the live,

stream on Rumble. Rumble is the same thing as YouTube, if you guys are wondering. On Rumble, PowerSlapp will be going about its business. I will be there. Jackie Boy will be there. They are going to put out a code, a word code. When you enter that, however, they phrase it on the show, if you enter that, that's 10 more units you're going to be able to get. At the end of that show, the top 10 will be announced by wondering why there's a top 10. I'm going to lay it down for you guys real quick. There's some psychopaths out there. I'm not saying the person that's going to win this thing as a psychopaths, but there's going to need to be a couple of background checks, right? Not so much for me because we talked about it,

unless you're Ronald McDonald or a ghost, I'm fucking, I'm going to be right. But Dana got bags, right? Dana's a very high influential person. There's probably a lot of people that might do some crazy shit. Might do some crazy shit out there. So we're doing background checks on motherfuckers to make sure that they're handling their business the correct way. You do that.

You're going to get that opportunity at a later date to gamble with myself and Dana White in that scary, scary room. Become a little bit of a home for us, huh, Jackie? It's become a... Red Rock treats a screen. Yeah, it treats us great so far, dude. It treats us great so far. So there's a lot more things you can get with that.

But let's get back to the matter at hand. And that's that I'm going to war. Jack and I are going to war Tuesday and Wednesday. So we've decided on a tier system. Tier system's going to be an experience. What are we thinking for the experience, boys? I didn't hate the Titan ticket idea. I also didn't hate the UFC ticket idea.

And I definitely didn't hate, I forgot what yours was, but Bustin Bowl. But now Bustin Bowl makes me a little nervous as then you bring Willie into that. now I'm signing Willie up for something that he didn't agree to just yet because we're over here flying by the seat of our pants right now. People are sitting in on this podcast. We're figuring it out. And we're going to fucking, we're going to package this thing up,

bow it up real nice. We're going to get it all going. So I think the two things we need to lean on are UFC tickets for a Titans football game. I was going to say depending where they're at, you could do it maybe not a Titans ticket or like maybe a college football game of their choice. College football game of their choice is a good one too. Like just the tickets not like. Right.

Yeah. Okay. Tickets to a game. Tickets to a game. I like that. UFC, you have anything else for UFC Blasey? Or is it kind of sits where it is? Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe just the same, very similar to what you guys did.

So a tour around the UFC facilities could be able to see how these fighters train, what they do for recovery. Because outside of being a fighter, like you're probably not getting that in-depth of a... Yeah, of an experience. Yeah, of an experience. So...

Okay, you made the decision a lot easier for me. Because the more you explain, it sounds like a hell of a giveaway, but that goes back to leaning on day and, And that's where I'm, listen, Dana's the king of doing favors for me right now. And I'm not going to be out there trying to ask for more because he's done so much. So we're going to go with tickets. But I think what we should do is make tickets tier two because I think people want cash.

So maybe we go tier one. We pick three, $1,000 each if we win. Three winners, $1,000 each. Tier two will be tickets to a sporting event of your choice. Don't be fucking saying some soccer game in Europe. because we're keeping it in the continental. Yeah, we're keeping it in the fucking, in the nation, boys and girls, all right?

Do you want to go to a BC Lions game? I got you. I'll fucking, I'll get you at to Canada. But other than that, brother, we're done. We're staying in America. And probably not Super Bowl tickets. And probably not Super Bowl tickets. Yeah, okay, so we're going to do.

Reserve the right to the right. Yeah. You, I reserve, this is why it's your two-known. I reserve the right to deny you the tickets you really want. We're going regular season, fucking decent tickets. I have to give of your choice. Woo!

All right. That's our tier two. Our tier three is going to be $1,000 for each person, correct? $1,000 for three people. Sorry, I know. What's that? Tier one. Did I say tier three?

Sorry, tier one is going to be $1,000 per person. Now, this is all predicated on the fact that I win. Tuesday night and Wednesday night. I'm going to say it again, Tuesday night and Wednesday night. If I go split skis, then we're even, boys. And so it's kind of like, hey, it was fun. We had a good time on the old social medias, but we're going to have to move on from there.

Right. Right. Okay, good. Great. Tier one, three people, $1,000 each. Tier two, two tickets to any sporting event, regular season in the continental United States that you'd like. Right?

We're good with that. Tier three, bust with the boys' merch. How much? $200 worth? 200 bones. So we got a total of five winners here. Three tier ones, one tier two, and one tier three. Now, we figured that out.

How are we going to do this giveaway, boys? How do you guys want to do it? Subscribe to Bustin with the boys? Yeah. Show you're subscribed. You got to hammer the comments. Hammer the comments. You're going to be listening to this the day that Taylor goes to war the first time.

So what do we want them to comment in the comments? Comment positive vibes. Okay. If you comment positive vibes about, it doesn't have to be about me. I just want positive vibes out there in the world. I want to feel like there's a good energy. I have to literally move the energy out of the way, just get through a door. That's how good of energy I'm looking for right now.

Doesn't have to be for me. Tackabuddy. Hey, I tell you what, you bring a friend along to subscribe to Bustle with the boys? That's a quick way to win. That's a quick way to win. So here's what you're going to do. You are going to screenshot you watching the YouTube episode of today, episode 224. With your comment in the comment section, not the live chat, dude, there's a big misconception about live chat in the comments. Live chats with the boys hang out and chill. That's a great time. What moves the needles for the boys,

is the comment section. When you move the moon needle in the comment section, we get to do more cool stuff. Listen, more opportunity for me to go gamble, essentially is what it seems like it's really turning into. You're going to screenshot your comment

along with you watching and with a little subscribe button there. You're going to post that to Twitter. You're going to tag at Taylor Luan and you're also going to tag at Busen WTB on Twitter. Okay? Jack, you listening?

Yeah. This is where you are going to day of on Tuesday, you're going to pick the potential winners. All right. Boston will announce potential winners Tuesday evening. Let's call it. Is this if you win afterwards or? This is if I win.

I have to win both nights. Right. Tuesday and Wednesday night. But these are the potential winners. And now we're sitting on pins and needles with me. Correct? So you want to announce or pick winners before? Yeah, just like get down to like 10 or so people.

Yeah, I like that. Do it. narrow it down by the time you'll go to war and then that way after war it'll be easier. So you have a cutoff time to comment. A cutoff time to comment. Probably gamble

anytime after 7 p.m. Las Vegas time. You could do earlier. No, I like 8 p.m. Central because I had 6 p.m. here so it gives Jack enough time to fucking file it through and everything. Last minute thought though. I like it. Outside of tagging, busting with the boys and

who else did you say? Myself. Yourself? You might want to add a hashtag that way it filters all those contestants and it makes it easier for you to pick. You're a fucking genius boss. Let's go. It'll be on socials probably tonight or tomorrow morning when this goes live. I'll clip this whole thing make it look good because this is a big brain thought. And we'll make it, we'll put a hashtag and everything you have to enter in in order to be eligible to win.

All right. Good luck. Thank you. I was talking to the fans. I was talking to anything. No. But we also need that. We also need it.

If I take a massive L boys. Yeah, he's going to be asking fans from me. Yeah, I'm like, hey, here's my fucking Venmo. We're going to need that to get done. Also, I don't have Benmo. Start requesting. Yeah. Instead of paying.

Start requesting, dude. That is a fucking, it's scary. Like, you, y'all, like, bitch, you've seen me, Jackie, you, you've seen me. It's one of those deals where I sit there in the day of the day of that I go. It's like, I'm socially not there. It's a very, it's probably uncomfortable for you guys. I don't really know. Tomorrow I plan on literally just leaving you by yourself to get,

That doesn't help me. That scares the shit out of me. Well, I can be with you, but I feel like there's just few words are said. Yeah, I like that. That dinner leading up to it as always. Yeah. Quiet, dude. I remember sitting there going, damn, I wish they would talk.

Hey, we're going to go to that place though, that Thai food place. Hell yeah. We're going to fuck that place up. We're going to catch hands by us, diet-friendly, diet-friendly. Keto. Is it? Yeah, that's why data goes there. Absolutely.

There's a lot of keto options. Right. Right. Right. I'll tell you what, ever since Michael Chandler told me about the carnivore diet. I'm not necessarily carnivore, but I do like, carbs are the enemy to me. Then last night, my wife's like, you know, simple carbs are probably enemy. I was like, this is simple.

Carbs are the enemy. That's fucking what it is to me. And it's been working. It's been fucking, it's been doing its thing, dude. All right. Should we hit an ad? Yes. Hit an ad with the voice.

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Is everything straight? Like everything going on? Doc, doc, dude, that's where I'm headed. That's where I'm headed later today. I tell you what, dude, one thing that's, that's been crazy for me. Obviously, we know that I'm in the middle of a lawsuit right now, which we're not going to get into too much. But I will say, like, my knee hurts all the fucking time.

And this, you know, it's crazy. This is one of the massive good things. deals about working with a CA, which is creative artist agency. Any people listen to them, you need to go to them, especially Pat Collins. Pat Collins was a senior when I was a freshman at Michigan. Now he's one of my agents. Guy's fucking all time. He hits me up and says, have you ever heard of Game Day Ready?

I was like, no, I've never, I have no idea. Apparently Game Day Ready just partnered with UFC. And it's all NSF certified like pain. I don't want to butcher it, but it's like a pain, pain relieving, like a supplement, roll-ons. I believe they have a tincture and stuff like that. Like, they got some shit. in there, dude, and they're like, hey, they're going to send you some stuff.

So they send me some stuff. And you know, you know how it is, dude. There's always something under the sun. There's always some sort of fucking snake oil or whatever that make it. They say, this is going to make you feel way better. No joke. I'm not saying my knees fixed because by no means is my knee fixed. Today, your boy squatted 315 for six with ease.

With ease. And I use that little roll on deal they had on there before. And it's kind of like an icy hot. That's the one right there. Yeah. It's kind of like an icy hot. I'll tell you, dude, it's kind of a nice little, it's a nice little bink.

Like, you put that thing on there and it feels good. Boss, you might want to check into that stuff. And I think I have some extra shit at my house. Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. Yeah. And I haven't had the tinctures or the creams or anything like that yet. That's kind of the first thing I try. Anytime someone sends me some sort of supplementation for like pain reading for something like that,

anything orally digested, I kind of stay away from because I don't know, like, especially after 2019 with the PED stuff, I get a little bit nervous. So with the, with the roll on, I was like, let me just roll this shit in, let my fucking biggest organ I have, my skin. devour it and see if it helps at all. It does help. I'm not saying like this is the be all end all of everything, but I am saying that it fucking, it helped me.

And I know there's no free shoutouts on this fucking bus. I know. And I just essentially gave a free shout out on this bus. But, you know, when you see results like that, dude, 315, I'm talking. There was no, my leg one twerking. Like, we were asked to grass too. For six.

Fucking that's three plus three. That's six, brother. Fucking out there. That's a long way to go down. Hey, that's a long way. There's a tall tree going down, brother. A fucking long way to go down. So it was a bit of a deal, ma'am.

I see on the notes here, Brooke Coppica. Copeca. Yikes. Who's that? Why is that personal of my notes for this episode? Brooks Kebka just won the PGA championship. Okay. I know.

Yeah. Wait, is there like... One tournament. But yeah, it's called the PGA Championship. It's one of four majors. He has won five. total majors and this specific tournament three times. Holy shit.

He's in the category with Tiger Woods. Got up Brooke, Brooke, dude. And he went to the... It says Brooke. Oh, Brooks. I thought that wasn't... He went to the Live tour.

Yeah? Kind of stirred up some drama. So for him to come back and win this one was kind of like a middle finger. It was the drama we were getting into. He spilled the tea. Well, so Liv is a Saudi league. Oh, yeah. And they're paying the fuck out of people.

Yeah, they pay them a shit ton to come play. So the old heads of the PGA were like, this isn't good for golf because, like you say, it's for people who made it. So lives basically for like us. Sounds like lives for bags, dude. For bags, for sure. Yeah, because they're paying more than PGA pays, right?

Oh, yeah. That's what fucking Saudi Arabia's out there doing, huh? Where's all that money coming from, brother? Fucking oil. We need some of that, right? Yeah. All. Got that all out there, dude.

Damn. So shout out to Brooks. That's a huge dub for him. That's a big-ass trophy, too. Huge. Man. Good for him. I wish golfers would work out more.

It's just... He's one that... He's got a little something to him. Yeah, he's one of the ones that's built like an athlete. Built like an athlete? Yeah. We saw a Homa. Great guy.

Cool, individual. A little scrawny cat, though. A lot of hair. A lot of hair on him. Right? Yeah. Shout out Brooks, dude. Fucking ripping that thing in there.

It's a crazy time right now. Besides playoff basketball, there's not a whole lot going on out here in our world. Especially our world is a lot NFL. NFL-based. but Brooks, outstanding stuff, would love, would love to have you on the podcast sometimes, do you.

Bring that big ass trophy. Did it right next to you. We'll have, we'll have a great time. I would love to learn. That's what's really all about, do, especially sports you don't know. Like,

you guys have heard me talk about golf. I don't fucking, swinging clubs. I've been a top golf a handful of times. I've hit 18 a couple of times, but really it's not a huge thing. I love our merch. I think our merch fucking rips.

I'm probably an absolute fraud when I have it on me. I'm probably going to butcher this, but if I'm correct, Brooks used to be football player got too many concussions Couldn't play Couldn't play football anymore

And like had the urge To do something competitive And got serious into golf And now he's a five-time Major winner That's crazy Crazy Jeff we look up when he

Started playing golf Because usually it's like Lifetime stuff Lifetime stuff You gotta be like four or five years old When he starts swinging them clubs That's kind of like how hockey is dude Hockey's different

The young age born in 1990. Okay, the boy's similar age to me. First player. Four now, third, when that doesn't say anything about his age. I've been his football career. I could be wrong enough. The whole thing about athletes quitting, this is going to be a hot take,

so fucking stick with me here. The whole thing about athletes, like quitting because of concussions, that shit happens. There are guys out there that take a lot of head trauma that need to walk away from the sport. I feel like, and I've seen this a few times,

there are guys that get like a concussion in college and they're just like, I can't play. And it's like their way out. They know they're not good enough to go play in the league. And it's like they're a way of like saving themselves from like feeling like a failure. And that sounds way worse than the way I mean it. But it is a thing that I see a lot, especially at Michigan. He's out there, but I can't play anymore.

There was a scary situation at Michigan. Mitch just found this says Brooks started playing golf when he was 10. Following a car crash that left him with a facial injury. Facial? Got a mustache in that photo. So yeah, he was banned from playing any contact sports. He went to Florida State.

He would have rather been a baseball player. Baseball, baseball. That was his preferred sport. Shout out to PMT, though. Part of my take, they made a bet with Brooks that if he won the PGA championship, he would have to zoom in for an interview. And so he did last night. No shit.

Four hours removed for winning. Hammered. Yeah. Saying he's going to bring the trophy in and let them drink out of it. So really good pull for those boys up there in New York. Good for them, dude. Good for them. Just another aspiring podcast.

They've been in the game for a couple of years now. So good for them to get that kind of exposure. That's good. They need it, man. They need it. You know? But it's awesome, man. That's a great.

That's a great. We didn't do shit like that more. More bets and shit with people. Out of nowhere. Now, I'd like to announce. something big. I'd like announce something for the whole entire world. On June 27th, noon, at my residence, we will be hosting the second annual beer Olympics. This is a big fucking time.

Now, last time we did the beer Olympics, we made a real easy, peasy lemon squeezy. On Thursday, it was an OTA. Boys get done with OTAs. I get a bunch of the old linemen. Hey, we're having a beer Olympics. A lot of skill teams guys. A lot of guys funneling in and out. Huge team bonding experience for everybody. This year, we kicked it up and not. Now, Jared, I'm going to lean on you for some massive graphics on this. Massive, awesome graphics.

I'm going to give you guys some names that are confirmed. Coming to Nashville, Tennessee to compete, who is going to be the best partier? Who is the greatest partier? In what genre? I'm going to give you a couple of names first. Ernest. Obviously, the boy Ernest is going to be there. George Kittle is going to be there.

George Kittle is going to be there. Jack's boy James Neal is going to be at the Beer Olympics. My neighbor, dude. James Neal, if you guys don't know him, played for the predators for a long time. Now he's a single white guy in his mid-30s out there. Fucking watch for your college kids. Now, Cameron Duddy and Mark Weisscheck, the boys from Midland, confirmed are going to be there.

Jelly Roll, the boy who is taking the world by storm, will be at my house for Beer Olympics. David Bactiari, our boy from Austin, Texas, Uncle Laser, will also be there waiting on confirmation from this gentleman. Handsome Boy Country Music star Riley Green will be there allegedly. He's actually a question mark, so I probably shouldn't have said his name. We had a couple of boys. We had a couple of boys from the Tennessee Titans.

We had Mr. Corey Levin and Jordan Ruse. They will be joining the boys. They will be representing the Tennessee Titans together as a team. Hardy will be there. Now, unique thing about Hardy is I asked him who he wants his teammate to be. He said his wife. He said, I want my wife to be my teammate. That is going to be just an outstanding time.

George Kittles teammate, DeForest Buckner. DeForest Buckner will be in Nashville, Tennessee. And it wouldn't be a fight for the greatest part of year on earth if we didn't invite the man who has a movie premiere coming out this Thursday, it is going to be at my house, June 27,

Mr. Burke Kreischer. Mr. Burke Kreischer will be flying in from his busy schedule. The man has a fucking movie coming out this week. He's got a movie coming out. We talked to him a few months ago. He said, I'm fucking there. He'll be put in this calendar,

sent me a screenshot, and Louis says, sleep over at Taylor's house. He will be there to fight the good fight. Now, his point, partner will be another comedian, not his co-hosts from two bears, one cave.

Tom Zagroha has said he'll come on this podcast when he's on his tour. We're very excited to have Tom. He's an outstanding comic. We love him to death. But another man that's been on this podcast a few times. Up in the northeast, the fucking man himself. Shane Gillis will be his partner. Now you look into this fucking all-star cast of individuals coming to my house to fight the good fight to who can

party the absolute best. And I got to look at these names, boys and girls. I've seen Will Chug a a beer. We're going to need that. We're going to fucking need that on game day. That's a big deal. There will be a beer pong. There will be flip cup. There will be beer ball. Those you don't know beer ball. Corners. Beer can, beer can, beer can. You're throwing ping pong balls at it. Rickishay. They have to go pick it up and put it on the table. You can drink your beer till then. We'll have brackets. We'll have chug-offs. We'll have the whole entire thing. And because we love you so much, we wouldn't just do this for fun, boys. We're going to have this thing on YouTube for all of you. Now the boys,

the back, unfortunately, in case something catastrophic happens, they are all alternates for this beer Olympics. They asked, but I know the boys need to work that day because we need somebody to film, correct? I can see the heads hanging a little bit low in the back of the bus, and I wish

I could fucking have you guys. But, you know, I've seen you guys drink. You know, it probably wouldn't go the way you guys wanted it to. Probably wouldn't go the way you guys wanted it to, dear. Okay, wait, what? Probably if you guys You guys drink the beer.

You guys would probably get closer to last. I placed third with Dylan last year. Who? With Dylan. Bro. Dylan bailed. He's going to Italy. He said yes.

And now he said, I called him last week. I was fucking running down the numbers. That's why I'm announcing it now. I got a firm confirmation from all these people except for Riley Greed. They are fucking coming. Also, Jared Falwell from Kings and Land. He needs a text me back.

He needs a text me back as well. I fucking called Dylan. He already said yes. But after the bludgeoning that you guys took last year, Because, yeah, you guys might have got third place, but by fucking, you know, like it was like a Usain Bolt. No. Like your boy, me and Ruth,

ah, finished, turned around, got a sip of water, then second place finished. You guys also did this whole thing where there was five events or four events. And then when it was all over, you were like, there's actually a secret event where you have to. We were already in championship mode. We already won it by then, actually. At that point, we were still in first place. I'm, I'm out. I'm done.

But he's scared, brother. He needs a competitive edge. I just saw this is, I wouldn't consider breaking news, but to me it's heartbreaking news. Oh. Rich Eisen coming soon on part of my take. No fucking way. I'm telling you, the longer way, the more people are stealing them for us.

We're fucking, dude. It hurts. In the podcast. It hurts, dude. It's kind of, that's fucking crazy. Now, I will. Let me gather myself for a second. Yeah, we need, we need to wrap up the beer Olympics because that's a big deal.

and you have an all-star list of people. All-star list, but you did kind of throw a little grenade on it, right? I was in my foxhole having a good time. Snit to a couple of guys. Well, you did a grenade on us, say a lot. And then you kind of just rocked me a little bit. You had to be like, hey, look, y'all can't be involved in it.

But if you were, you wouldn't be able to hang out of you guys. It's a good reason why you guys aren't going to. Come, but you have to work. You guys got to work. You guys got to work, right? That's the job. You guys get to be there, though. That's pretty cool, right?

As we can have a couple of casuals, you know. No question. No question. Hey, bro, I'm not going to tell you how to do your work as long as you do your work, my man. All right, you could be shit-faced drunk in this whole thing. As long as there's good-ass footage. Because this shit's going to be a banger. Now, I need every individual that has a Twitter, has an Instagram, and is available to reach Mike Rable, head coach of the Tennessee Titans.

He needs to be the individual that sings the national anthem before this story event takes place. my house, June 27th. Mike, you've been to my place before. You literally live six minutes away from me. I need you to show up. I need you to dust off the old pipes and I need you to fucking belt this nation's anthem like no one's ever belted it before, brother. We're counting on you. Mike Vrable talked to him two days ago on the phone on a face time, me and Will Compton. Talk to him on the phone. Now, Mike is playing a hardball with the boys. He's telling everybody, listen, don't go on the podcast unless you get paid. Mike bags, right? I know. You've seen it. He made a nice little slight comment. All the money you stole from the Tennessee Titans

in the last three years. He made that shot. But you know, Mike, Mr. Alpha, man, that's cool with me. You want to take that shot because bag's still in the pocket, so it's all good, right? Did my best. We can unpack that later with my therapist. We'll fucking get into that whole thing. Mikey, $10,000 to a charity of your choice. Could be your

second and seven. I know Jen's setting up a 501 C3 right now. 10,000, not a bustling with the boys, of Taylor Lawans dollars, try to recoup all that stolen money you talked about. I will donate to the charity of your choice. if you come and sing the national anthem for this storied event. Now, I will tell you, Mike, I'm not going to call you selfish,

I'll let the people decide from themselves. All the individual, those fucking big time individuals, not paying them a dime to come. Not paying them one dime. Not even me even asked because they're fucking boys. Now, you've made one mistake on this podcast before. You said you cut off your dick for a Super Bowl. What happened to the AFC championship?

Dude, then you, right before the AFC championship, you said, ah, I was joking or whatever. I'm paraphrasing, but you know that I'm saying, said joking, right? Now we've made that mistake. Now, you come here, you come to my house, you sing the national anthem, fucking 10 G's brother, to the 501c3 of your choice. For those of you don't know, 501c3 is what you need to file to be a nonprofit organization, correct? Put that bad boy in there. That's what I'm willing to donate for you because, you know, paid on him all you want. The man, he's going to get what he needs. Or also paying him to come on

this podcast, too. All these other people. that are coming on our podcast, don't fucking get the same idea. Please God. Hey, we can't, we can't handle that type of thing. That's one of those deals. But Beer Olympics, before I talk about Toro, dude, this shit's fucking unreal, by the way. I'm going to talk about Toro in a second.

I absolutely love Toro. It's just the most advanced shit in the world. However, is there anything I'm missing on Beer Olympics? Did you want to say anything about you being upset not playing again? Or did you want... No, no, I was upset about playing. I was upset about Rich Eisen. We'll talk about that after this,

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Am I allowed to curse on this? Okay, good. I'm just making sure I saw you guys whisper in the back. I want to make sure the EV though, dude, hey, with that multiflex tailgate and the multiflex midgate, that's a double out. That double out of one. But Toro is what we're talking about right now. Every trip is backed by liability insurance, terms, conditions, and exclusions apply, which is fair. right? We need to sign off cross the dotted line when we make sure we're taking somebody else's

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Rich Eisen's going on PMT? Yeah. What are we doing, cuz? I don't know. What are we doing? Boys! Fuck my ass! You gotta be kidding.

Is this Corbin open the whole time? I think so. I could have gotten gotten gotten by a bear, dude. I could have gotten got by a bear or fucking a frisky salmon. They're gonna came back there and slap me up a little bit with that tail. Fuck, that's some scary shit.

Now, I will listen. Everything in life, you get fucking binked once or twice. You can take shit on the chin and keep moving forward. It's not how hard you get hit. That's how much you can keep moving forward. Rich Eisen is a gentleman and a scholar. When he lacks in a hairline he makes up foreign character, he is an incredible, incredible man.

I love Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen has told the boys, I will come on your podcast. After saying, getting fucked in the ass and you say, come on your podcast. It just feels a little more uncomfortable to me. But we're going to keep moving. It's all about moving forward. He said he'll come on our podcast. He said, I'll sit in this chair,

even though there's not an engine on this bus. He is going to come sit down with me and Willie C. We're at Willie C. And we're going to fucking talk. And then Jackson have a judgment day if he really earned a silver rod or not. Maybe even an EV. Who knows? That's actually between me and Will right now figuring that out.

Rich, the scheduling issues. My band runs a daily show. Right? He runs a daily show. He has everything under the sun for any. Rich Eisen is the NFL network. He, when you see that beautiful face, when you see that beautiful face sitting on that, you know you're in for a good time.

That man's facilitated and made sure that a whole entire board is doing exactly what they need to do and keep them carrying in the direction they need to go. I have texted him. We have talked on the phone. He said, I'm going to come on. Here's the issue. Scheduling. He tried to come on during camp last year, August 7th, I believe it was.

I've already said this before, but we're just going to keep playing this game. But he was going to Hamptons or something like that. Nice little rich vacation with his family. He said he could stop down. After Hall of Fame in Ohio, we'll just say Ohio. After the Kansas in Ohio, he was going to fly down to Nashville, do the podcast, then go back up. I told him, brother, I'm in camp right now. You know how it is, dude.

It's hell. I'm in hell right now. There's no way I'm going to be able to make it out. And it was an off day, too. So that was on me for Rich not to come on the bus. For a little extra work on Jackie. I'm sorry, brother, Britt. At that time and space, your boys...

Oh, no, you're good. We're working. No one's to blame here. It's just, you know, you hate... seeing someone else live your dream. Now is he zooming in? No, that's the thing that hurts the most. He was in the New York office.

It looks like my ass. He's in the new, well, and it's also New York, right? There's a lot of shit that the end of, and this is me, this is me coming to Rich's side right now and being like, hey, it's going to be eye. We're going to be eye. Oh. You know, a man of his age, to have the skin he does.

This is probably true. He does. He looks younger than, than PFT. he doesn't he he looks great a little gray a little gray I tell you what

every time I see Big Cat that gray hair gets a lot lot more you know he only got three kids now brother you know how it is I'm just

I'm just stoked he's still fertile rich is gonna come on the bus he's gonna sit on the bus with us in Nashville Tennessee it's got to happen that way

even if I have to to tow the bus to L.A. eventually I will do that Rich will come on this this it's a heartbreak hotel

that he's gonna do that PMT I'm excited for PFT because we're also affiliated with Barstool. I'm excited for the whole brand of Barstool. That's incredible.

However, if you came on our podcast instead. But anticipation is usually half the battle boys. When this podcast happens eventually, when this love child has finally birthed, it is going to be incredible. This is, what day are we on? 343. We are really close to a year. We're staring down a year right now.

Staring down the barrel of a year. Oh, my word. 343. We might need to do it on the end. anniversary. Do you want to I'm trying to look for a few fan questions. I don't know if you want to answer any or if you want to just go

into our segment pieces. I'm having a, are you guys having a good time? I'm having a great time. I'm having a really good time on this. I do want to touch on the heat in the Celtics real quick. And then we can go into some fan questions. Right? Poor Dave.

Because they're down 2.0 right now. 3.0? Yeah. Oh, we're talking about Sweep City. Yeah. And I saw an article that came out about the coach getting fired if they get swept. And this is the Eastern Conference Finals, right? Yep.

Brother, you can't fire our coach in the Eastern Conference Finals if you get swept. Listen, they have the hot hand right now. They have the power of J.P. Huffy behind them. That's a fucking big deal to have those guys out there dribbling and shoot and shit. I'm not a basketball player. Your boys got a fucking absolute. I'm wet on the key. You guys, I mean, what was that game we played in Arizona?

Sevens. Who won? The most. Yeah, I don't know. No, bro, this fucking... I remember I won on it. End the knee. I think I won two.

I think he did. I think he won the most. And your boy, listen, I just pick up shit and I'd fucking do it, dude. I'm an athlete. This is not about me though. JP had an absolute slaughter fest. Puit, and it was so simple, but he literally put the letter L, Presidente, under Dave's... Puit that says getting curbstopped, and it's an over-a-minute video of him just, I'm assuming he's walking through a police station?

What's what the... He's leaving the game, and he's just ranting on... Just ranting on... The poor nature of the Celtics right now. You know, old Dave, a couple of years ago, he'd go and he'd get on his G6 and he'd go fly back to wherever he was going. Unfortunately, that man, he does lead from the front. So he is flying economy. Maybe not leading from the front like I am, that middle seat piece because, you know, that's what we fucking do, dude, especially on Bustin' Bois.

We're our grit and determination. But this man's got to be hurting big time. And he had a cool thing where he lifted the shirt up and there was a Celtics and six. Wearing a Celtics can take took their shirt off another Celtics and six. So, I mean, fuck, man. I feel bad for Dave and everybody because Boston for the longest time Boston was like just title town. It was crazy. You had the

Pats, you had the Celtics, you had the Bruins. It was just absolute warfare over there too. City's always kind of getting overshadowed by New York a little bit too, am I right? Always get a little overshadowed. I'm not going to Boston. I love that little history piece. You guys got going on there. It's amazing to me. But there's a little bit of an overshadowing when it comes to all that. Well, it's tough to see Dave go through it, but at the same time, we've seen Hove for the last few months, not few months. Let's say the last four or five weeks, really giving it to the heat, fucking supporting the hell of them, talking about the culture, talking about the room, that type of stuff.

I was hearing stories about Jimmy Butler, dude, when he was out there fucking contract here, barely show up. They're going to do a little scrimmage. He says, fuck this. I'm playing. They announced team one. Jimmy says, I want to play with those guys. I'm playing with the fucking B league team. No disrespect to the boys that are in the B league, but you know what it is, what it is.

Guys that weren't going to make the team probably. he ends up fucking throwing up a suss whoopee pieces dude dropping three's like it's no big deal boy he ends up getting right so fucking shout out him dude and also come on our podcast

come everywhere dude come on our podcast that'll be outstanding with that being said I think it's time for let's do some fan questions I would love that I absolutely love some thing

there were a couple random ones nothing too crazy here's one if aliens come to earth would you rather than be mechanic or organic. So like a robot style alien or like your traditional blowing green guy. I'd like to picture myself seeing an alien long, skinny extremities, maybe a little bit of a gut

on them with one of those big ass heads, big black eyes. The whole robot thing, you see Terminator back in what, late 80s, early 90s, shit's scary. And I think that's a much scarier envision than a squishy looking alien. We know they're real now, right? Like we're aware, like, is that 100% UFOs are real? Extraterrestrial. are real. Is that not the craziest fucking thing? That's not a bigger news? They just... They like came out

and said, yeah, UFOs and aliens are real and like nobody even batted at an eye. It was just like, I guess I don't know if it was during COVID or something, but they just like, yeah, we'll just toss us out there because there's a bunch of other shit going on. That's more important. Oh, you're a conspiracy guy right now with that. I mean, I don't know if that's really a conspiracy. I mean,

this is facts. Right. Not every conspiracy is real, but definitely not all of them are wrong. I do like diving into some conspiracy. Dude, a good conspiracy talk is always such a fun, fun deal. Yeah. Fun deal. Do you,

is there a chance that aliens created us? No, I'm not, I don't want to dip the toe in the religion category, but it just seemed like, I was working out at Lipscomb Academy one time, and we were talking about aliens,

and this one kid was sitting there and he goes, do you believe in God? I was like, yeah, I believe in God. He goes, well, if you believe in God, you can't believe in aliens.

And that, for whatever stuck with me. I have no idea. And it's one of those things. You kind of just take that, and it's such a strong, aggressive comment. Like I dated a girl in high school. Her name was,

Alex, I can't remember her last name. She didn't get out of a heroin overdose. Fell off a cliff. Crazy shit. I was on the phone with her one time. My buddy Brown Bear, he was hanging out with somebody else so much. I was all sad about it.

And I was like, man, I just got to go with the flow. She said to me, Taylor, don't go with the flow. The flow is for rapists. I don't tell you that because I believe that. I'm just saying that took me so long sitting in my little apartment building

in high school. That makes you think, this is one of those phrases where I look at and go, if you believe in aliens, you, if you believe in God, you can't believe in aliens. So I wonder what that kid's mind's going through right now. If they're like, hey, aliens are real.

Like it puts people in a blender, right? I don't know. Had to be, he was, he was of age. He would, yeah, he was, he could party. Maybe not, maybe he could serve our country. I definitely knew that. You could serve our country. But does that throw a wrench in the whole Bible thing?

This is a question. Maybe the people of, people of YouTube and Twitter and social media can answer that question for us. But that's a fucking wild deal. the whole thing is just a crazy, crazy thing. So I don't know what you're looking up, Jackie, but if you got something from everybody. There's this theory. I've seen it before,

just like, you know, crazy YouTube conspiracies, but it's along the lines of what you're saying, we're aliens. If they are our creators, they have us in this kind of like echo chamber that is our universe,

and they are watching and studying us and seeing how we progress and evolve. Simulation. Yeah. But I can't remember what the actual thing. theory is called, but it's fun to dive down those wormholes. I'm not saying that I believe, but I'm not saying I don't

believe either. That's the insurance pulse you always got to put on these things. Because you start talking about it, people are like, this fucking guy. This fucking guy right here. He's a problem. But if you just say, hey, I really don't know, then it just becomes fun to talk about. It is crazy. I think about the pyramids, dude. That's what exactly what I was going to say. That shit is fucking wild. Is it not? The, like,

how they got those big ass rocks, the coordinates of it, the, like, all of the other things. it doesn't make sense that people back then would do that to the exact T where like they didn't have help from Yeah, the only way that would, obviously you dive in the conspiracy.

I love a good conspiracy and I love digesting it on Instagram. So I get a minute. But these fucking pyramids not only like allegedly are aligned with three stars and because our earth is rotating 800 miles an hour east at all points circulating around the sun. That's not stationary, by the way. The sun is fucking blasting around the universe right now.

And our Earth is just orbiting with it. So we're going like this. We're going like this. How are they always in unison with those stars? Does it make sense to me? Sounds like an alien thing. The other thing people talk about is way before we even were able to start keeping track of time, there was an advanced life force that lived here, us.

But they're talking about we're kind of reaching that peak right now. We're like becoming so powerful that we are now going to destroy ourselves. So that's a crazy thought as well, the fact that there was another being like us that was alive. And then something catastrophic happened, whether it was comment or, you know, Ice Age or World War type stuff. But I think they were keeping shit. They had shit file from the last Ice Age, right? Before the last Ice Age. We're talking about crazy fucking in the way past years.

We're talking about way out there. So it's a crazy thought, dude. It seems like, and I don't know, good vibes podcast, want to keep you give advice. seems like we're just like going towards something, whether it's another world war, whether it's some sort of AI shit, aliens are showing up. It just seems like we're about to hit a climax in something. And I, and I worry, I just think it's going to happen in our lifetime. But I don't know what that thing is going to be, but it seems like our lifetime we are going to experience something that no other generation has experienced. And it's just a fucking wild thing to think about.

I mean, COVID. Yeah, COVID was wild. But. You know, there's been, there's been the plague. There's been, you know, you know, swine flu wasn't that bad. But there's been so many things that have also popped up similar. Spanish flu. Yeah, the Spanish flu. And there's also, like, when we go back to conspiracy theories, right, we don't know if we believe it. We're just talking about it right now.

The whole COVID thing and all that with the vaccines. Now there's other, like, you know, we'll call it right wing propaganda to keep the people at bay here. But like, they're saying, like, the vaccine was manufactured to track people. And then the people are getting a bunch of shit in their. veins when they're doing autopsies and they're pulling out these giant like clots out of these people because they were vaccinated and then you know where was it made okay is officially made in the lab or it came from this animal and like it's a crazy thought like was it really as dangerous people say because you know this is me digesting small amounts of information at a time and for whatever

reason retaining it because it just blows my mind that much but there was a podcast it might have been rogan might have been Jordan Peterson it might have been one of those guys that we all kind of look and watch and Andrew Huberman they were talking about. talking about how when people would die back in 2020, remember, we were just talking ball here. There ain't no belief system here. And 2020, when people were fucking going about that whole thing, if someone, and this is dramatic, I think it was Elon Musk now that I think about it more, when people would get hit by a car and they would die dramatically. But they tested their blood because you have to do blood work. You have to do autopsies regardless. And they would have COVID.

They would label that as a COVID death. And because of that, COVID numbers spiked through the roof. And then also, cold and flu essentially went down to zero. And so the numbers were super inflated. I don't know if that's real. I'm literally just saying, we're playing conspiracy theory. I almost said fun conspiracy theory, but there's nothing funny about death and people dying. And there are people that take that super seriously. People still rock in the mask.

I'll walk through an airport. I see a person fucking got that thing on there. Do your thing, brother. I'm just trying to get to where I'm going as well. Hopefully I don't get sick on my way there on this little tin can. I'm going fucking 600 miles an hour in the air. but it's a fucking wild deal, right? Have you heard any of those conspiracy theories?

I've heard that stuff. I also just saw something that like COVID just got downgraded to just being a common cold now. Really? Yeah. Now is that fact? How did you say that? That don't come at me. Right.

What am I saw? You know what's tough too is when you have these conversations on a podcast and the other three individuals on the bus are also being quiet? Kind of like, do we stop? Are we by ourselves here? Yeah, are we by ourselves here? Looked over at Garrett a couple times. we lock eyes and he'd look down. Like, okay, all right.

Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it. Maybe I'm going to press. Japan. Go up, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Because they're thinking about downgrading COVID to what like the seasonal flu is considered. Wasn't completely wrong. Yeah, I've had COVID two, three times. First time I had it, fucking body.

I got body like, like, uh, had to be like, probably May or June of 2020. I got fucked up. And I was like walking upstairs, breathing hard as hell. Like, man, this shit. shit's legit. And Loki in February, when that shit was all really starting to go down, I was in California, they like locked the place down. And I was like, Loki like, hey, should we be worried about this? Like, what's the deal? I'm always a, I'm not necessarily a stats guy, but I'm always like, if it happens, we'll deal with it. We just kind of keep moving through life. That's kind of like my

personality. But fuck, man, I got body the first time. And then when I tested positive, I think it was 20, 21. We just got back from LA and I tested positive. And I was like perfectly fine. There was not an issue in the world for me. Like it was, there was like a Delta and there's this and that. There's all these different strains at that point, like marijuana, but I didn't know any difference. I thought I was going to miss a game and the NFL actually

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That shit is fucking pisses me off, man. Pisses me off. Before we go to another Another question, I do want to point out, I owe Jack McPherson a Rolex and that is going to happen. It's going to happen.

I got a guy down in the Caribbean right there, you know what I'm saying? I just got to pick up the phone and call him. But we talked about this off camera. I want to talk about it on camera. This is your watch. You're going to have it. I know you love the black one that I have.

And that's essentially what you want to do, right? Yeah, I think so. The Matt Blackboy? So a couple questions for you. I can get five or six Rolexes sent to my house around the same price. And I can show them to you. And if you like one more than the black one that I had, then we can do that. Now, if you don't, we'll do the same kind of, it's hard for me to do the Matt Black thing.

The guy at King Jeweler, he actually got the done for me. He's got a place in Miami. And he got that whole done. But it was kind of like, he was like, ah, you know, it's going to be tough for me to get done. It ends up getting it done for me, which is awesome. But going back to the table to ask him, it's a maybe situation. Yeah, no worries. So what do you want to do?

That's not like a deal breaker for me where I'm going to, at the end of the day, you know, I'm cool. In a Rolex. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I like the idea of getting some options in so I can see him. I'm not a watch guy, so I don't know. Like, one of my boys is like, I think he was like get the date just or like date something. Yeah, there's a day date and the day just.

That gold one that I have, that's the day date. So essentially it says the day and the date. Gotcha. Dude, that gold one I have. And I, you know, this is inside ball here. here. That gold one I bought, it was my first, like, real purchase in the NFL. I got up my rookie year. There was a band called Cobra Starship. I had a song called Guilty Pleasure. And in that girls gone bad. Yeah, yeah, girls gone bad. But guilty pleasure came out and he had a purple

jumpsuit and a gold watch. It wasn't even a Rolex. But I saw that when I was like 14. I was like, bro, I want a gold watch someday. That'd be so sick. So I get to the league. I'm like, let me get this piece. The watch that I have is 43, like the measurement size. I don't know how millimeters, 43 millimeter, which is the largest. face that Rolex makes. And I'm not a big... I don't like big faces. I just...

It's just not my bag. But I got the biggest one because Rolexes are relatively small in the face category. I got that watch. It's a gold oyster perpetual day day, which is like, you know,

that's a top, that's a top fucking breed. I got that thing for like 32,000. I hate saying that out loud because it feels fucking gross to me to say that, but I bought it for 32,000 my rookie year,

like my first year. Now, my first year in the NFL, I spent $60,000 total. So half of that was the fucking watch. I was so scared. Dude, when you grow up poor, like, I ain't losing this shit, bro. I need this shit. But I got to watch. That watch is worth more than

double now. Isn't that fucking crazy? They stopped making the 43. It's actually in my bag sitting somewhere around this warehouse. Yeah, they stopped making the 43, so you can't find them anywhere anymore. I got that watch, the original watch. I got it stolen after a Jacksonville Jaguars

game at home. My second year. Got stolen out of my locker. I know, which is shitty, but it was insured, so I got it back. And then right after I got it back, they'd stop making them. So it's a fucking, I love that watch. It's my favorite watch. I look at other things, too, like

sometimes I get a wild hair jump on the old Pinterest, and I see, like, what's it, Petit Felipe? Attic Felipe? Is that how you say it? Those are expensive ones. Brother, there was a cool one. They have, like, an all-gold one, too. And I like how the face, like the face kind of Rolex will kind of bubble up and then go down.

These ones kind of slide off. It kind of goes right into your arm. And it's kind of a cool one. They have a gold one. I forget what it's called, but I think that shit is fire. But I look at it now. I'm like,

dude, I've had that other watch for so long. No, it ain't that one. It's way, it's, it kind of looks a little more like the band is very similar to the one I have.

Okay. I see investing in a watch like that, it's like, it's not really an expense. It's more of an investment. You, that's what people say all the time, but it's so weird for me to justify.

Yeah. I mean, I guess in my head I justify that watch. To me, I'm keeping that watch until I lose it or I can pass it down to my kids. Because I just fucking, I love it so much. But it's probably like of all materialistic items that I own that time I like, you know, it means the most to me. It was like the first-pay purchase. Like there's some value in there to me.

But, um, fuck, man. Yeah. The whole investment thing is tough. I know people with like, you know, I got $500,000 in watches, but they've appreciated to $600,000. It's like wild like that. But then like, imagine getting in a pinch so much. You're like, I got to sell these watches.

Like, that's a calm down. Is think about if you have that many watches and you did have to be like, oh, shit. I know. I got to get rid of one of these. But yours, yours will be cool because, yeah, when your kids are older, they'll be like, this is my dad's watch from 2014. This is how he got it. Why I got it.

Yeah. Those things are cool. That'll be cool. Taylor. Like, I, uh, I'm, I'm weird with brands in a lot of ways. Like, like, I'll, uh, like vans. I've been wearing vans. They was like the first pair of shoes ever owned. And I've like, I'm like, I've stood on the hill for vans my whole life. Like, oh, I wear his vans. I'll wear some chuck teas once in a while. But now I'm like moving away from like that category of like just being so suction cup. I used to be like only ray bands. I'll only wear ray bands. And like I went

through a period. I think I have like four watches and they're all Rolexes. And like one was the one I bought. I got another one, like a, like a leather band one because I thought it looked real nice. And then the other two were like gifts. Like Derek Henry got me one and then, um, I can you got me the other, but I, I, I have only Rolex that I'm like, now I'm in a phase though of 31 turning 32 in a couple months. I'm like, do I fucking need washes? Like, like, what's, what's the deal? I love a nice little time piece on there, but I got everything. I need. I got that black boy that I love. I got that little gold piece that I love. And that's like, what else you need, brother? There's a, like, what's a real. I love? There's a

cool ones out there though. But I just, it's weird how phases happen in life. You kind of just grow out of shit. Do you actually look at it to see the time? Yeah, I do. More date. More date.

And, well, let me tell you something about Rolex's, bro. They keep, I don't. I know, but naturally, if I have my watch on my head right now, you're like,

what time is it? I'd be like. Yeah, exactly. 1243. You know? What's that? Yeah,

Apple watches are cool. I tried to wear mine and I just, like, go through phases. I don't know. I just don't like, shit on my right. I don't want to,

I feel like this is a weird day because I've already given one free shout out but I'm a big fan of the whoop. I like a nice whoop on there too. It doesn't tell time, but it is something that sits on the wrist. That's where it jumbled into my head. Let's hit another question.

That was a weird little what we got into. That was fun. I enjoyed it. There wasn't too many, honestly, great questions, but we could parlor this into a tier talk. Someone said the best video game consoles.

Have we done that before? I don't know if we have. I feel like that one is a good one that everyone, if you play video games, which I know most people in your do, has an opinion on, very strong too. And you could go as old as, you know, Sega Genesis type era

all the way up to the PS5 and new Xbox. But I don't know, that's up to the crowd. Let's fucking, let's do that. Do it? Let's do that. Let's take five. Dial that in.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are back. After our five-minute break, we are now going to hit. Because Wilcompton is not here, we are going to have all the boys in the back of the bus do their cheer talk of best video game consoles. We were talking about it before.

We did it. We've not done this before. However, who knows, dude, 124 pieces in this or 224 episodes in. The brain gets a little foggy, right? So if we've done it before, hopefully they stay the same or maybe our hearts changed a little bit. So let's start off. Who wants to go first back there?

All right, bossy. Let's hear it, buddy. All right. So as far as the best video game consoles, it's mostly going to go off of, like, titles that I was introduced to and how, like, nostalgia. that was for me. So the first, my tier three is going to be the,

the, uh, the super Nintendo. Oh. And the reason why that, that, that console's so, like,

special to me, it's because one, my cousin and I, anytime I'd go to sleep over, he had just got one. And that was the first time I was introduced to like two player games. And some of the titles we would play,

Killer Instincts, was such a great game. It was like a solid fighting game. Madden, that was the first time I was introduced to that title. And then Street Fighter. Those are the three games. that we would play when I'd go over to his house.

The next one's going to be the Nintendo 64 because that was the first time I was introduced to playing four players. So now we got to add two more people. So that was pretty awesome. And then the games that I would play on that was Golden Eye and then NCAA. I love playing NCAA on the Nintendo 64.

My final, my tier one is going to be the PlayStation. Now, I haven't really played the PS5 too much, but I mean, I have played the PS5, and the reason why that one's super nostalgic for me is that's where we played in Afghanistan. And we played a lot of Call of Duty there and MLB the show. And then we also played Madden.

Big sports guy. Yeah, big sports guy. Fucking, all right, one word. Bravery. Strong. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. Dude, playing Cod in Afghanistan. That's crazy. That is electric.

I don't know. What are you doing there, dude? What are you doing both? you're not standing up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we do this. That's why I never really played sports games.

I was like always playing sports. I'm like, why would I also do this? Like you're fucking across the pond doing what the game is. And you're like, hey, boys, we haven't got enough of this. Let's fucking keep our brain sharp. Yeah, just, I mean, the camaraderie that it brought. Yeah.

Like, I don't know. There was like, yes, we're out there doing something very similar. But it's like the camaraderie, hooking all the systems together from room to room, just playing on different screens. just the conversations and shit that it led up to really kind of made the outside world feel like not, not real in that capacity. It's so unique how ironic it is that you're doing the same thing, both in real life and virtual world, but it made it not real. That's cool.

I like that. I guess the direction it goes either Jack or Mitchie. Let's go. I can go. Jack. I will be giving it an honorable mention, and that is going to the PlayStation 1 portable. I don't know if you know what console I'm talking about But it had a flip-up screen

So you didn't need a TV The console and the scrimmer built it together You just plug it into an outlet And you're ready to rock SSX tricky on that It's really what I got like some of my love Of video game started I was always wrong with Mac

That was my character But yeah so honorer mentioned there Number three is going to be the GameCube Like I was a big N64 guy, but the GameCube for me, like, was a little bit more modernized, had, like, more accessibility and features. A lot of fun games, a lot of good memories played with my brothers.

All the Mario Carts and, like, Monkey Ball, if you remember that game, where you, like, fly down this ramp. And so that was a good time. The number two is modern day, the PS5. I got mine a few months back, and it's just revolutionary what they're doing with technology and the graphics card and how fast you can fucking download 100 gigabyte game and you're already playing it.

So shout out to Sony and that PS5. Love the PS4 too, but didn't make the list. Number one for me, though, all-time greatest console, the Xbox 360. There's just too many memories I have whether it's my friends or my brothers. Like I played it in middle school, high school, and college. And so for a console to last the test of time

for like a decade plus and still hold up, I've got to give it all the flowers in the world. Probably spent close to a month of my life over the span of two years in middle school playing Call of Duty for all in the Xbox 360. And I think the Xbox 360 has the best controller still of this day. But that is my list. Solid.

Strong. Nostalgamic. Damn it. Too solid. All right, G. All right. So my video game. game list

the console Tier 3 is going to go Nintendo 64 the first console I had just a classic Super Smash Bros, obvious reasons Tier 2 is going to do the PlayStation 2

I had that console and played Need for Speed all the time and then Tier 1 is going to be Xbox 360 that is the last console I've owned and I would agree that it has the most memories for sure. Classics.

Childhood. Feeling. All right. My tier three is the Xbox One series X kind of going along with what Jack said. I'm an Xbox guy compared to a PlayStation guy. So just the graphics and everything and how fast everything is with the new system is just unreal. So that's why it's my tier three. My tier two is.

is the Xbox 360. The amount of time I've put on NCAA 14, just alone on that system, is like unreal. The amount of dynasties I've taken small little college programs, taking them to the promised lands. Yeah, no doubt. And like all the other NCAA games I've played on there

and just like being in middle school playing with the boys, whether it's like call duty or whatever. And then my tier one, the first system I ever had, the PlayStation 2, That's where I got introduced to video games. Like, where I was playing, like, the old Maddens. The one memory I have of PlayStation 2 is I had this NASCAR game with Tony Stewart on the cover.

I remember winning a race with Bobby Labani, running upstairs and then telling my dad that I won a race. Just super stoked about it. And that's kind of where I started my video game, like love, I guess. Fuck yeah. Solid. Approved. bold. All right, boys.

The time has come from my tier talk. Here's what I'll let you guys know. I said, fuck yeah. Oh. That's fuck yeah. All right.

My honorable mention is going to go to, I believe it's, what's this Xbox? Xbox one? The one right now? Fox. Yeah, series. The newest Xbox.

The reason why it is in my honorable mention and did not make my top three is because what I think about video games there's so much of childhood that comes into play. But I have. I had to mention this one because it introduced me to my favorite person of all time, Arthur Morgan. The greatest man, any of us who have played Red Dare Red Day Redemption 2 has ever met in our entire life.

Truly, I can't say it enough. Falled my fucking eyes out and have literally cried since then about that game. That's how much that game affected my life. Incredible. But just one game. Not a massive gamer right now. You've got two kids. It's tough for me to really get in the hours.

I tier three. My tier three is going to go to the Game Boy Color. playing a Pokemon back in the day, the red and the blue. And then there was the yellow piece when you got Pikachu to start with, dude. And then you go to school, dude, Aztec Elementary. I would go to Aztec elementary during a recess. And I would get out there and they had these cords that were, I swear to God, three inches long.

And you would connect and go to these like little centers. And you could trade. And that's the only way you get Al-Qazam. There was Cadabra. There was Abra, Cadabra, and then Al-Qa-Qadabra. But the only way to get Al-Qa-Kazam was to trade. And so that was always a big one. and getting Aber back in the two was tough

because before you fight Missy, you go over that green grass up the bridge and over the left and down and his bitch ass would teleport everywhere. So you kind of got to bank him. Hopefully he doesn't get to teleport and then throw the polka ball out and then pray to God.

So the level of nostalgia with that too, that was like my favorite Pokemon at the time. It's changed a little bit because my daughter's big, big into Pokemon now. So we've fucking, we've almost got a 151. My tier two is going to go to the Xbox 360. You start to think about Halo and all that, dude.

And then the time spent, like, my, like, Xbox 360 for me was middle school and it was high school. And so it was, like, fucking just so much fun, dude. Oh, you get that going, dude. You fucking get the heart pumping a little bit. And the swords started coming out and the development of each time. It was just such a great fucking game. Literally that, I think, uh, what, uh, they had Tony Hawk in that also at the 360 level. and they also had, I think SSX Tricky was also a piece in that.

Yes, they did. Tony Hawk Underground was fucking elite, dude. So having the 360, that was like, that was big. One thing I want to bring back to the Game Boy, dude, fucking go to school with a Game Boy in one pocket and a tech deck in the other. You fucking are living, boys, okay? You want to talk about fucking being a dog out there in the playground, dear. I go out there, throw a pop shove it and then trade from my Al-Azan, dude. That's a good day spent on the recess.

A good fucking day spent. my tier one, I leave my phone for this. Goes down to the greatest game console that has ever been made of all time, dude. The fucking, no disc, just big ass bricks. The Nintendo 64 was the OG, dude. You had a little issue.

Blowing that thing a little bit. stabbing in there. And the one we have in the back of the bus, you move it way back, maybe tape it and it goes in there. I played, obviously, all the games growing up. Super Smash Brothers, Golden Eye, Star Fox. you play Tony Hawk Pro Skater when that shit

and it was like gold too. Like you could see it from across the room. You'd have all your games lined up and you'd see the goal. When you knew what the fuck that one was, dude, that was a huge feeling. But that, the ascension for me of Nintendo 64 really came in college, my dorm room at West Quad at the University of Michigan. One of my hallmates, Jack Greenlee,

was the greatest Super Smash brother player I have ever seen in my entire life. We're talking about three piece and three views. you won, dude, just smacking us up and down the yard and being a cunt talking about it too. Like, he was being an absolute... He let you know how good he was. Recently, the last game that Jack and I played was about four years ago, and I dusted his bitch ass.

So that makes me the greatest Super Smash player of all time. You guys have seen me on the sticks. You guys have seen... You guys have all caught the wrath a little bit. If you look here, see that? That's a disoaded thumb. That thing... That thing doesn't have the back and forth that you see. You see that how hard that is to get that back and forth? Still, beating ass on those sticks.

on the 64. Also a cool controller. You get to see who really plays the game because sometimes I hold it like this. You pitch ass. You gotta hold that motherfucker like that. Get that stick rolling. So that is line to your top. Classics. Dub. Throwbacks. Righteous.

I also, but before we get off this topic, I have to give a shout out to the PSP. Yes. It was so a henri. of its time. We need it now. The PSP was so ahead of its time. Like it's the, uh, I saw when I went and got that backpack there was a switch laying in

the floorboard. And that's like the modern day PSP. But the PSP was so different. I remember I had FIFA Street on there. Like, I'm pretty sure we've all played NFL Street. That game was fucking. Yeah. Don't get me started.

But I had a FIFA street. So much fun. The PSP, I remember playing it for every day in my driver's head course for a week. Just not paying attention. Like, I might pass. I might not. But I'm having a good time. Shout out to that PSP.

They need to bring that back because now you wouldn't have to have all the little tiny disc. I kind of love the little disc. It kind of popped out the back and you got to put it in. That was a great device. You brought something up that as a pivot. You had to take a driver's ed class in high school here. You have to take classes here. You didn't have to.

If you did, your insurance was lowered by like a substantial amount. So my dad was like, yeah. Go do this. Go do this. So I went and just played FIFA Street for a week. And you passed? Oh, yeah. Flying colors.

That's outstanding. I failed my, not my driving test, but the, when you. Permit test. Hermit test, the written portion. I didn't know the first time you get like three wrong, he did this kick you out. That's what happened to me. I got fucking binked three times, bro. Had that dumbass little blue book just trying to learn the stuff.

Now I'm the best driver out there. You guys have seen the Twitter. You guys have seen how to turn left. We got more coming too because I thought about a couple other things. Those videos do well. online. I don't know. It's weird too. I had some guy you had like a few million views on Twitter. I had like 5 million views the

day. I was like, what the fuck? But people need to know how to drive, especially in this fucking town, man. Like get off your phone and turn left. And people are saying, they're like pulling up. This is illegal. Bitch, it ain't illegal. Be smart. Pull up. Because you're not just helping you. You're helping out the person behind you too. He might be

able to sneak in there towards the end. That is, another little hack I'm going to give you guys. This might be my shout or no free shout. So I might just wait. But before we start, shout out, no free shout out. I do want to talk about, um, last night again, before I went to it before I did the scary dream. I was, you know, when you get tagged and shit and you have that alone, own little file on Instagram. Yesterday, I kind of just went on that. I was just scrolling, hit myself a little bit of

what's happened in the past year? We've had a fucking crazy five, going on six months now. Like, 2023 has been incredible to us. We can't think you guys enough for that. And it's just like all, like, when you do so much stuff that we're doing. doing right now. My life goes into two folders. It goes in a bustle with the boys and my family. And it's just like so much to do every single day. You really don't take time to like really enjoy it and love it. But brother, I was on that and just getting tag. I just seeing myself getting tags and live shows with photos of people and I mean getting cut and then seeing people talk about all that like Buck Rising had a little snippet. And then I came across your fucking snippet,

dude. Have you given me flowers the day I got cut when I was like, does anybody have questions? And literally brought a tear to my eye last night. It was just like such a fucking, nice thing to see. And it was all incredibly positive. And it's, it's been a huge reason for the positive and seeing so many people reach out is because of this podcast. So we can't think you guys enough enough for all that. It's been a, a whirlwind of year. So many ups and downs. But the vibes just stay incredibly high the whole time. And that's to do with all you guys, fucking watching every single day. We got a big giveaway coming up. Hopefully a lot of people joining on the giveaway because hopefully if the boy gets bags, we all fucking, the tear system,

boys. We fucking, we got to iron that out. We got iron that shit out. But we know what we're doing. So I just want to say, I appreciate you. But I did come across one thing. And it's a different podcast. They have like 200 followers. But they tagged me and Will. They tagged me and I don't know if they tagged Will in it. But it's a video of them talking about Bustin with the boys.

And one guy apparently went to school with Will or something. And they're talking. And whoever the guest is, when the guy says, I went to school with Will, the guy's like, jumped out of a seat. He was so excited. He's like, you fucking, you know them? The guy's like, yeah, you know Will. Just a goofy guy. has fun, and it's really cool to see him on this podcast,

like having a fun time and being a great dude. It's called swim lessons, I think. I think it's called swim lessons. And like, oh, yeah, Will's amazing and he's funny and he's this guy and he's that guy. And I'm thinking, oh, I got tagged. And I might get a couple words said about the boy. So I'm sitting there essentially fishing for my own compliment watching this entire video.

So the dude's like, they go back and forth about Will. The majority of the video, yeah, this is them. And it might even be that first clip. But you know what? We should just watch it. You should just watch the video because it takes a hard left turn when it comes to me. It takes a hard left turn. And it's funny, dude, because I watch this video and you literally think to yourself like,

oh, I didn't know people view me like that. But then you start thinking about like Mitch the first time you came on the bus and I was just like bodying you for Kansas City. And it's like when I meet people, I meet people and I already assume they're my friend. So I start treating them like my friend. And in my friend group, we all have, we chirp each other a bunch and have a good time. But the way this dude perceives me is, it's just funny the way he just kind of like, it's short too, the way he bodies me. Pull that up.

One of the podcasts I've been listening to and I'm not sure if you're a big podcast. I'm the only comment on their Instagram. Will Comto. And Taylor. Go on. Yeah. What do you think of those two? Did you ever come across those two?

They're like, I played with Will for four years in college. So I'm not all. Oh, my God. Are you so excited he got? He's an ambassador. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. So I know Compton very well.

No shit. That's just how, that's just who he is. That was his penis was who he was in college. I forgot he was linebacker for Nebraska. Yeah, exactly. So he, it's funny to see how many other people think. Like, just a goofy dude that works his, works his balls off. Yeah.

I love every time I would follow him on social media and he'd have the whole comeback season. You know, he signed with the Raiders. There's love and will. They're fucking giving this guy flowers. You just love. And I love listening to him and Taylor on that podcast to him. I think they're awesome. Like how Juan is on the podcast is exactly a person to just like, he'll talk over you.

Yeah. Kind of rude and kind of just kind of, I mean, he's kind of just an asshole. This is who he is. You know that of me. Like, that's who he is. Yeah. That's who he is. The whole team.

Yeah. One of the podcasts I've been listening to it. That's it. It's like, yo, the flowers will guy. He's just kind of an asshole talks over people. And I thought to myself, I do fucking talk over people a bunch. But it makes you reflect. I'm like, holy shit.

I guess I'm fucking. I guess I'm just that dude that just an asshole. You are that dude. Not an asshole. Just fucking him. But the balancing act of Jack's video of just fucking loving me up. like three scrolls later, it's like that one. I'm like, oh, whoa, what a different,

what a different vibe is, dude. But you know what's consistent and always fucking with you no matter what? And that's Georgia Boot, dude. Georgia Boots are designed for the longest shift and the toughest job. The core of Georgia Butts messaging relies on delivering boots that are so comfortable, they're as comfortable as they are tough. Boots that you can wear from your work to the bar. Blue collar comfort right out of the box.

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Thanks for pivot me in that, dude, because I did get body body. I literally walked up to my wife after I, I was like, hey, am I an asshole? And she's like, no, she's like, you're confident. It's like, oh, fuck. Oh, shit, dude. I guess I am an asshole. But you know what, boys?

You can only go as far as, listen, the best way to get as far as you can in life is just being yourself. So if I'm an asshole, I will wear that. fucking crown with pride and also try to be a little more aware. Like Mitchie, yours sticks out to me the most. Because Will and I were having a conversation one time

and he was like talking about my awareness. He goes, yeah, like from a skill level, if you were on Mad and like your awareness level would be like a 60. I'm like, oh, for real? He's like yeah, you got to be aware. Like, when we were going to the fall tour, I think it was fall tour, I think we were going to Michigan

and you walked in kind of quiet. And I was like, oh, Jack, what's up, dude? You got to fucking have power energy. Here. Here and here. What's up, man? Like, well, you're bringing the vibes down. Blah, blah, blah.

Well, I was like, see, that's on awareness. Like, if Jack's not in a good mood, you just fucking leave him alone for a little bit, he'll come around. He's on a morning guy. And then he brought up the Mitch State Tito. I was like, damn, bro, I got to have some fucking awareness around here.

Yeah, I was, like, my first day, like, literally on the pod, and you're just, like, flaming me. And I'm like, I haven't even been here for a week. I know, not even a week. And I was like, obviously, I was super intimidated because I was a fan before I came on. Yeah. So like, I guess it's kind of like my way of like getting like earning my stripes or whatever.

Don't phrase it that way. Dude, that was just being an asshole or just, you know what? It goes back to what I was saying is like I just, when I meet people, I just treat them like they're already a friend. And that's a we bodybag around here. And the whole talking over thing too is fuck you guys, dude. I'll do that if I want. But not an asshole, bro. That being said, dude, let's go to shout out, no free shout out and wrap this bitch up.

We're rocking in at two hours. If you guys have stuck with us this long. God bless you. Fucking God bless you guys. We're sticking around for this whole thing. I love it at death. Shout out, no free shoutout. Let's, Gary, you got it in your hands, buddy.

Let's see what you got. My shout out, no free shout out this week. It's going to go to when you're at, it could be dinner at home at a nice restaurant. But you know when that first bite is just so delicious on a good meal? Yeah. It's when that last bite is better than the first. So when you leave the table,

you're extremely satisfied. Yeah. So my shoutout, no free shoutout goes to when the last bite is better than the first. That's a good fucking shout out, no free shoutout.

And the thing too about that, here's the downfall on that. If the last bite is better than the first bite, kind of sometimes wish like, man, if there was just a couple more bites in here, you know,

but to walk away satisfied, not overly full, don't gorge yourself. That's getting jacked 2023. That's hindsight. You're fucking working through it. I love that. I love it.

Mitchie, what you got? I'm trying to I got which way I want to go. My shout-on-er-free shout-out goes to something Garrett and J.P. and I were talking about last week. And I felt like I was kind of by myself on this one, but it's baby wipes. And you're taking it too, and you get those baby wipes, they are a lifesaver. Thank you.

And I felt like I was by myself and they're like looking at me like I'm a weirdo for that. And I'm like, bro, you're... Yeah, and sometimes you, like, have some messies, some messy poops, and your butt gets a little raw. Messies. Some messies. There's some messies in there. And, like, your butt gets a little raw.

The baby wipes, like, just get, let's help that and get rid of that immediately. And they just are a lifesaver. It says, like, sometimes when we travel, I'm bringing some baby wipes because I need them. So my shout-out, no free shout-out goes to baby wipes. If I have ever in a predicament on the road, I know who to call. I'm here for the boys. Here's my downfall in the baby wipes, dude. You can't flush those.

Yes, you can. There's flushable baby wipes. Yeah, they make them flushable now. Well, they make them flushable now. Yeah. Then I've retracted all the negative thoughts I had in my head. Because that's my thought is like, you mean, you're going to wipe your ass and throw it in the trash? That's weird.

The good thing about traveling with them is they're super lightweight, but also, like, you don't have to do. You're super lightweight and compact, but you don't have to worry about that ply one that they have in the airport. That ply one is a bit of a deal. My only thing with that was it just leaves the inside of your cheeks a little wet. A little too wet. A little too wet. You got to like then get some TP

and do the clinch to dry off. You're walking around swishing cheeks. Literally swishing. You could finish dry. I've done that too. I can sit there and air it out. I'll tell you what, dude. I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. Finish with like whatever they got there.

Yeah. I got one of them toilets in my room that fucking spray your butthole. They fucking sit down, take a tuesday. I'll be across the house. Y'all been to my house. I'll go across my house into my bedroom and I'll sit on that toilet. Take a tuesday, spray that thing down

and there's literally an air. You press it and the wind takes away everything. You walk up, the toilet seat lifts up on its own, sprays like a fragrance, not a fragrance, but like an anti-smell. Before we even sit down, poops don't smell. Fuck, I don't know what's in that little spray. I sit on the toilet.

Toilette seats warm for me. And then I press the button, sprays my asshole. This thing is like Chris Kyle. That thing snipes my asshole. No problem. I've never had an issue. It feels good, bro. Yes, it does.

It is scary how it feels good. You're giving me stuff. You know, dude, you get that ass eating once in a while. I make you question a couple things too. Come on. Get you a little bit of somebody save me. Myself. You feel that?

there. Get their legs tossed up, dog. You're like, what's going to happen, I was going to go.

I was going to go now. But yeah, dude, get your ass seat and get you a toilet and splice your asshole, dude. That's what fucking, we're saving up.

We're saving up. Yeah. So yeah, dude, good shout out, no free shout out. Now that make them flushable, I'm on the same,

I'm with you. I might start bringing them boys around. Just I have had to rash out. I've had to rash out a couple times. I'm telling you that there's nothing worse than just being rashed

up down there. There's two ways that traveling goes to when you get on an airplane. You either get plugged up or you get fucking running. Yep. You get that running piece and you're talking with that one plight deal going out. You get to the hotel room. They cut corners. Hotels cut corners.

Fucking. That shit will rip on you. I've got to get on the bidet. I've never used one before. Come over. I'm scared. Come over. Use my bidet dude.

Anytime you got that shit, text me. Hey, I got a Tuesday. Come on. I'll send you the address. They make some solid, some solid ones that are a little bit more affordable to you. Yeah. Yeah. You can be affordable.

you see my boss? I don't know, man. This thing sprays a fragrance. Bro, when I first moved into my house, so those of you listening, me and my wife, we built our house. It took us like three years after like plans and all that. When I would bring people over to show them the house for the first time, I'd walk him into the bedroom and I'd be like, this is,

and then we go from the bedroom in the bathroom, and I'd be like, this is the best part of the house. And make people sit on my toilet. I would make them. And the little thing would come back, go, and then retract back to whatever world it's in. And people would sit down and be like, it's warm. I'm like, yeah, form.

And there's like a whole remote on the side. You can turn if you want, or you can pick up the remote and hold it. Play a little game, dude. It has the front splash for the ladies. It has the back splash for the boys and the ladies. Got the air. It's got everything.

And it's got jet fucking, like more power, less power. Because sometimes that shit hurts a little bit. And so I have to turn the power down a little bit, you know? I'm not here to, I'm not dominatressing my asshole. But, you know, sometimes you need a little spray. That might be my shut up. I might change my shoutout, dude.

You've shouted out the bidet already, right? Shout out the bidet, did I? Yeah. My shout out is definitely going towards something that's already been shouted out, but I had it today, so I need to say it again. Go ahead and Blas. My shout out, no free shout out. Goes to, well, it's definitely getting,

getting that time of the day, right? Or that time of the year where it's hot. The sun's always just always shining down. So sometimes. Lately. Lately, it's been pretty brutal. So my shout out, no free shout out, goes to when you're driving, you pull up to a store and you find that tree that's got the shade

covering the parking spot and you don't have to worry about your car just being super hot by the time you get back. So my shoutout, no free shout out, is finding that shaded parking spot. Brother, that's summertime royalty in Arizona, brother. You get that shaded spot. You park all the way across. You might go into a Walmart, but I'm going to take this backseat, take that walk because I got that 20 degrees less in there. There's nothing more frustrating than getting it in a hot car. And sometimes when it's real hot And you're fucking Maybe your shirt comes up a little bit

It gets you a fuck A little fucking seatbelt Clippy dude snaps you off That's a good shout-on-offer-shout Very solid My shout-out My shout-out goes to my youngest brother Joey McPherson

He one just graduated From the University of Tennessee this weekend At a 3-9 Kid kids outstanding Already accepted a job here in Nashville At Geotis So kids on top of it doing way better than I was at 22.

But one of his friends, not even my brother, but one of his friends had to tell our family while we were down in Knoxville for the graduation. Some of you all probably saw this on Twitter, but my brother, in a four-year span, set the record for most intramural wins in Tennessee history. No shit.

Insane. Like 160-something-s-something wins. All sports. He played on 62 different teams in the span. four years in college. So he is, and what's cool, I saw the list, and I saw two kids who were in college when I was there.

They were like number seven and like number four. Yeah, my brother set the all-time record for a four-year span. Most Interimiro wins. And then on top of that, him graduating college and being super successful in his own right. So shout out to my little bro. Love you, Joey. You're going to fucking

kill it in the world. Very stoked for him to be living in Nashville too. Tell me this. Is Joey the athlete of the family? It's tough, man. My family is honestly low-key full of athletes, all of us. My younger brother James, who lives in Hawaii, he was an absolute monster at basketball.

It was one of the best kids in the state. My sister wasn't a really, really good volleyball player. Both my parents grew up in athletic background. So honestly, I'm probably the least athletic of all of them. And I would still consider myself to, but I would still beat them in, literally any sport. Let's not get that wrong.

Oh, yeah. Any sport. The worst. James Maggie, y'all come to me. I will put you on game. But Joey, just because he's the young,

surprise, 22, you know, full of energy, his testosterine levels are probably through the roof right now. I'll probably give it to him just for the sake of the shout out.

Yeah. But yeah. I mean, also most wins ever in UT history. He's definitely... Greatest athlete ever come across UT. Yeah, the intermurals for sure. So...

Mitch Co's biggest Narp of all time. Greatest. The same biggest? Greatest. Greatest. Greatest narp of all time. Okay.

That's a legendary stat. How do you keep track of that? Like, is there like a... The school, it's like on the Intermaro website. You have like a list and then they just have like the top 100 of like revolving kids who over your years you just add up. But the thing I love about my youngest brother is he was not planning on telling anyone that he was holding one of the craziest stats.

One of his friends had to tell my dad at like one of these little parties that they're at. My dad's like, what the hell, Joey? He's like, not that big of a deal. Just the day in the life. Literally. And he's, hell, yeah. Modest and, like, couldn't care less.

So love the kid to death. That fires me up, dude. That fires me up big time. Listen, my shadow, no free shout, it's going to go to something that we've probably been said a thousand times on this show. But it happened to me today. And it's just,

such a great feeling. So just stick with me. When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do not do is reach for the coffee pot. The reason why is our boy Andrew Huberman, Andrew Huberman, who's a biohacking enthusiast says you need to wait at least an hour and a half before you have any sip of caffeine so your body can naturally figure out how tired it is and deal with that situation. Don't know the science behind it. I just know. He said it. I follow it. That's how I decided to live my life. So my hour and a half goes by. And I'm just dropped my daughter off at school. Now I'm driving to rehab for my knee and there's a coffee shop right on the side.

This is where it kind of full circles goes back to the beginning of this podcast where I 100-piece the barista before. Get myself the same thing every time. Large. Ice latte. Ice coffee. No cream, no sugar. None of that bullshit. We're just trying to get the bean juice.

And that first sip of coffee shot new life into me. I told you about my scare last night with Ronald McDonald and the teacher. That was a fucking hard deal for me to cover. So I'm a little tired today. And after that hour and a half, getting to have that coffee fighting for that hour and a half too,

I really wanted the coffee bad. Being able to digest some of that and get that whole thing going was a huge win for me. So I know it's ridiculous, but my shout out, I don't know if a free shout out was going to go to that first sip of coffee during the day. It's low-hanging fruit, but sometimes it needs to be re-recognized. It can be electric.

Yeah. It's a fucking game changer. Because legit, my first thought was when I woke up from that devastating not that scary dream. I was like, fuck, dude, I couldn't fall asleep. My thought came to here. Sitting on this bus with you guys,

like, I gotta have energy for the boys tomorrow. I guess I got to the point of today because that's how late I had to stay up. But I was like, fuck, man, I hope I can, you know, keep the juices running. And I'll say it.

I think this has been a phenomenal podcast between the five of us today. I've had a great time. Fuck the numbers. If the numbers do well, great. If they don't, that's fine too. I think the camaraderie in here today

was truly incredible. And that's where we have reached the finale. of the show. We thank you so much. Please, as always, if you've hung on this long, dude, that's a tier one move. Please continue to subscribe, unsubscribe, resubscribe. Go to store.orgul.com, get the merch. Father's Day is coming up. We talked about the macaroni art, but this is going to go a whole lot further. And it's not going to hit your banking account the way you think it might. So, and make sure to order soon because Barstool's fucking shipping

is awful. It's just what it is, brother. It's just bad. So make sure you get that in. Yes, if you order by June 8th, it will arrive on time. You order by June 8th, it'll arrive on time. What day is Father's Day? The 18th, I believe. The 18th. 10 day, that's 10 pieces. Right?

It's more than a week. Yeah. I've slend on the whole thing. I had so many of my buddies. Zach Bowers, Kenny Proden, Dylan Classen, Logan Stokes. I owe all these boys merch.

And I've been telling them for months, I'm going to get them merch. You got to remind me to get them fucking money. I hit up one of your boys that was with us in Texas, never got a message back. Never message back. On him then. I think his fucking...

Maybe he put the number wrong in my note. He was hammered. Yeah, he was. He had a good time now. Fucking falling all around that street. And he went to work the next day. Great determination. Those are the kind of guys I hung around with an ice school.

I slayed too, Dylan. Blonde hair had a fucking rocket for an army. He was a quarterback. Well, we've enjoyed this episode with you guys. 224. Thank you so much. As always, subscribe on subscribe. Big hugs and tiny kisses.

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