Bussin' With The Boys - Taylor's Wedding Recap

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

Recorded: June 28, 2021 | Comp tied the knot and took off to foreign lands for his honeymoon, so the boy Taylor is on his own for a solid solo pod after a banger weekend in Big Sky. Things start off with the University of Michigan's new athletic facility which includes a lifesize mannequin of Taylor in uniform. Then, the boy gets into the ridiculousness of the NCAA, touching on the recent NIL developments (which don't piss Taylor off) and their blatant mishandling of the College World Series coronavirus fiasco that sent NC State home early on a weird technicality (which does piss Taylor off). Moving on, Taylor launches into a romantic tirade about the boy Will and how awesome it was to see him get married over the weekend. Next, we get a full recap of the Compton wedding weekend that went down in Big Sky, MT (like Taylor's favorite drinking game and some stories about some of your favorite NFL players). Finally, we get what we all came for: the story behind why Taylor ended up in the river at the wedding... To wrap things up, Taylor runs through a few current events like Carl Nassib coming out as the first active gay NFL player, Terrell Owens toasting cornerbacks as Deion Sanders' camp, Tight End U, the pros/cons of having fans back at sporting events, and more. ----- BUSSIN' MAIL: Send a video to The Boys! bit.ly/BussinMail ----- EARN YOUR WOLF: Want to be featured on our Instagram Story? Screenshot this episode, tag @bussinwtb, and share it to your Story. The Boys will take care of the rest. ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy Silverado: The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. FreeFly: You can get 20% off when you visit https://barstool.link/FreeFlyBussin Georgia Boots: Head over to https://barstool.link/GeorgiaBootsBUSSIN and use code BUSSIN for 20% off Credit Karma: Go to https://barstool.link/creditkarmawinmoney to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma Freshly: Go to https://barstool.link/FreshlyBussin for $40 off your first two orders.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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lifelong friends. It's not just about the seasons. Being around Will is the most fun thing ever. He's so easy to talk to. He's so easy going. He does such a great job of realizing what he can't control and what he can't control. And I think because of that, he has this ability to live lighter. Will doesn't care about anything other than just having a good time and being friends.

And that's the cool thing. And that's super, super rare to have. And now we get to the river part, which we're all waiting for, right? We're 45 minutes into this thing. It's time for me to start telling him about the river. to Bustin with the boys. I am your humble co-host. I am solo today, so it's just the host. I run this shit now. My name is Taylor Luan.

And you're probably wondering, where's the kid? Where's the beautiful handsome boy with the chisel jaw and the great teeth? He just got married in Montana. Big Sky, Montana. And listen, Montana, beautiful country. Alex was there. Blossie, still flying in from there. Gorgeous place. But it's like barren. It's a barren-ass spot. Like, it's like, there's, I feel like there's 14 people that I told live in Montana.

I met six of them. You know what I'm saying? The whole entire time. We'll get into that. But obviously, every single episode is brought to you by Chevrolet, Silverado. And I love to sit here and have some back and forth. I love to talk to you right now, Will, but you're not here.

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Hey, you saved it at the end there. Trying to make up for you. Yeah, no doubt. Back to the show. I'm kind of wondering whether I should start with like Will's wedding or I should go there's like so much stuff that's been happening lately like do I talk about myself first

like I probably would usually yeah or should I go into the boy so lately for those of you who listen to this podcast you've probably heard me say some negative things about the University of Michigan and let I stand by them

you know I do I think when I went to Michigan I had a unique experience it ended horribly I had an assault case you guys all know about that and Michigan didn't really back the boy like that it wasn't it was something

they said they were going to, hey, we got you back, and then all of a sudden the game ended, and it wasn't so great after that. And you leave, and you never realize the impression you have on an establishment, on a place until you leave, which is, I feel like that goes for everybody. Yeah, I mean, no one's really appreciated

as much as they are until they're gone. And the other day I was sent a video by one of the guys, his names escaping me at this point of a mannequin. And they did the boys in favors. All right, the package looks phenomenal. It looks like a six-pack in my jersey. Like, I'm willing to live in infamy that way. I think I'm more than happy to have a sausage in the pants and an absolute 12% body fat.

I'm all about that. But he says, hey, we're making these mannequins of like Michigan legends. And to be referred to as like a legend at a university, such a prestigious university that's been around for so long, it's very cool. So you got Woodson, you got Dinar Robinson, Tom Brady, Devin Bush, and myself in the in the video you'll see. And it's so crazy because when I was at Michigan, we were just straight. we were a dumpster fire, dude. We were just absolute wet garbage. And it's so funny because in this video, too, me and Donard were in the same class.

And we were so terrible. But yeah, we're here as a recruiting chip, which is pretty badass, man. The University of Michigan's been, they're putting, they're definitely putting money in their facilities. They're getting after it. But I don't know. I've said before, like, yeah, they got to get better. And it's like, you know, I'm not like playing. I'm not going back and forth.

Like the boys got to get better. right we like the only way for us to be good you gotta be to hawth state and we can't beat to hawth state it's like what i don't know if we have a number but it's like 19 in the last 21 something crazy like that your boy was in one of them your boy was in one of them just know that we're trashed you know that so many damn gold pants over there that's just when you're at a house state we gotta get better so i don't really feel like um trashing them anymore but listen we got to live in reality we can't pretend like you know you're all of a son Alabama and Ohio staying Clemson now because he's made a nice video of me I really appreciate

you guys and I love it but yeah see it's tough out there what are those all the Michigan ones was that from 19 yeah 1897 that's a tough gig is the recent right here yeah since 2012 yeah 2011 was the last year 2011 that's when your boy was there we did we lost to them and we lost him like a nice little like a like a last second banger in two That was my senior year. So anyway, that was super cool, dude. I really thought that was a,

like a badass deal. I loved that. Michigan Rips, that's life. Oh, there's some crazy shit. So I guess, has it come through yet

that the NCA is now, the NIA now is like, the NIL stuff? No, they have to pay, they have to play the players now, right? What's NIL mean?

NIL stand for boys. You said NIL stuff. You're the one that you do. I just know that. I just know NIL stands for conceptually. Yes, players are now able to make money off of their likeness. So I think it's name image likeness, I guess. Yeah.

So they're able to leverage their own personal brands for like you couldn't even go do like football camps and stuff in the past. Yeah. Now I guess you can go and do stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool as shit. I like that. So I used to be a guy actually on the fence. I used to be on the other side of the fence before. When I was like kind of coming out of college, I thought, oh, a college player shouldn't get paid.

because it's like, that's how you become a pro. It's the step you have to take to become a pro. And it was kind of like a non-educated thought because if there's money to be made and you're the person playing the game, you should be compensated in one way or another. And the NCAA, this dude, it's like any other world, any other business in the world would be highly illegal.

Like what they do, the players, not just football players. You can be hockey players, baseball players, There's softball players, basketball, gymnasts, everything in between. You'd say it's billions and billions of dollars, and you guys are just taking it all, not giving nothing to nobody. So I used to be a person that was like, now the college players shouldn't make money. And then when you get to the NFL or whatever your next step is in that sport, you should be able to get compensated for that.

Now, I don't know all the rules in this thing because your boy don't read very much. But I will say that, is it like everyone gets a cut rate? Like everyone's making like $5,000 a month? Or is it like individual people? I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong, if you guys know, I don't think it's as much of like a their end now on payroll. I think it's more so they just have the freedom to be able to profit off of their own name, image and likeness. They now can go do those camps.

They can. Yeah, go make money on that stuff, but they're not like getting a paycheck from the NCAA. No, I don't think so. See, that's still some bullshit. I think the NCAA needs to start cutting checks, dude. If you're able to go make more money for yourself, but like the NCAA is still, no, they're not getting hurt at all. It's just tough because they can't go like a blanket rule, right?

Yeah. Like Michigan Athletics makes way more money than. whatever. Yeah, Temple or like a smaller D1sville, nothing against Temple. There's a lot of good players out there. But it's obviously not like a big Michigan. I think, I don't know, they should be divvying that money up somehow, but it's tough. Like for me, if I'm in college right now as an offense line, and I'm hot.

Because I can't, I'm making like, I'm not making shit. And then if I'm in, when I'm in college with a guy like DeNard Robinson, dude, Dinarr could not go anywhere. Shoelace could not, like, we would go to the bar. Guy didn't drink. He was all time. Like, he was all about that business. but like we go to the bar

and he'd hang out the boys and it was like an absolute it was a jersey chasing fest dude the girls of Michigan will be flocking to my poor guy don't feel bad for him at all but like he couldn't do nothing

he couldn't go anywhere and he was like just a G on that campus he would have made hundreds of thousands of dollars I feel like unless there's a cap on it that's what I'm wondering if there is a cap on the whole thing it's really not a big deal but another thing that happened in the NCAA

and I don't want to worry we're gonna start towing some lines here folks so saddle up put your seatbelt on because it's going to get a little fun for a second well uh recently the world series is going on right now right the world series and yeah okay i got garret in the back shaking his head this is a bit of a deal so uh it's it's nc state right nc state and van derbeau so hey listen we're local country folks you might like some of these things i'm gonna say you might not like you but i bet it's probably going to be the truth so nc state and vanderbell are going toes the winner of this correct me if i'm wrong i don't want to keep saying that that must be the title of this whole entire thing

correct me if I'm wrong if Vanderbilt had to beat them twice to go to the World Series that is correct all right the net so the winner of this though would go to the final one the top two teams so Friday Vanderbilt beats NC State

so now the series is tied at one NC State are they like what were they what was their ranking before they are they better technically than Vanderbilt it was kind of like a toss up like a three and a four vandy's one seed and man van he stays ripped in baseball dude Vanney really does.

So Vandy beats him on Friday. And I think it was either yesterday or today, or it was yesterday. Yeah. So four kids from NC State test positive for COVID. Now I get it. Let's go back six, seven months. We're all be up in arms at that point, right? We'd be shit in our pants.

Well, they can't play. They shouldn't be able to play, blah, blah, blah. Now half the country is vaccinated. these players that were, that tested positive for COVID already were vaccinated. So riddle me that vaccination people. What's going on with that?

I don't know. But like, what's the deal? Right? If I'm looking at you and you're a vaccination person, what's the deal with the thing, right? Like if I get stuck in the shoulder, shouldn't I be immune from the deal? Or am I getting stuck in the shoulders

to get stuck on the shoulder? And then after that, we have to do the thing. Then I'm also going to have to do the thing. You can get it. You can still get it. You can still get it. You can still get sick. Yeah, but I'm just saying.

But you know what I'm saying? Like now it's like, okay, well, what are we doing for? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, so NC State, these four kids pop, get popped from COVID, right? They get fucking pop, dude. That's a shit deal for the boys. Hey, fucking, we're sneaking around and now doing some shit they didn't.

They got popped. And now the NCAA comes out at two in the morning. Like an, are you up text? Like, hey, you up text? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like some bullshit bitches. Like you're not going to wait to the sunlight's out. People got to wake up to this shit.

You know what I'm saying? Saying that these kids can't go play. Vaccinated players were among positive cases. NCA, the decision came swiftly. And both teams were contacted at 1.10 a.m. Bro, if I'm playing a game the next day, my mom, I'm asleep. What are you going to wake me up and say, hey, we're not playing? Well, then what do I do?

Go back to sleep. What are you going to do after that? That's ridiculous. So these kids go, I just feel bad for them, man. Because it just doesn't just suck for the, the NC State kids. The NC State kids, that sucks for them that they can't play.

Now they're always going to wonder in their head, well, if we would have gone toes and beat them, who says we couldn't have won the World Series? But it also sucks for Vanderbilt and whoever they're going to play next. Who they're playing next? Who's state? Mississippi State?

So whoever wins that, there's a giant fucking asterisk on it. It's like, there's no chance now. Two SEC teams, good baseball teams, obviously, but like there's always going to be a what if. What if Vandy and so-and-so played? thousand things could happen in a game. We all know.

It's not the most contact sport in the world, but anything can happen. So I feel really bad, and it's just like, I don't fucking get it, because if I'm running bustling with the boys, which I don't. But I'm saying, if I'm running with the bus with the boys,

I'm allowed to fuck up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Because we're like, you know, one of the employees right now is wearing a grateful dead t-shirt. Like, we don't have all our ducks in a row. It's not like we're wearing suits and ties. Like, we're kind of just flying

by the seat of our pants. We just, It's been two and a half years. It's been a year and a half or whatever it's been. And we just got fucking AC. Like, with things you get fucked up. But if you're the NCAA, like, what are you doing, bro? That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.

And it's like, have a press conference or something. But don't call people at 1.10. What time was the game? 4 a.m.? Was it like three hours before the game? I really doubt it. You know, it's probably a golden hour game, right? You know, it's one of those things.

Six o'clock sunsitting. Your girlfriend wants to get a picture, but you're up to bat next. It's one of those things. That's the kind of deal we're talking about. So it's just like, NCA, handle your shit better, right? Like,

it's just like, you've been doing this, you've been taking advantage of these kids for, since when, when the NCA you're established? I don't know, the beginning of time,

we'll say, all right, it was Adam and Eve and the CEO of the NCAA. That's what it fucking was. I don't know. Who cares? 1906.

Like, what, what is that? That's wild. Get your guys shit together, dude because you guys are I feel like you're slowly getting exposed hopefully it kind of dissolves into a different thing eventually because it's just trashed when I was in college you would have to

like you would go and get your meal it was the weirdest rules because like we obviously get help with school like we'd have tutors appointed to us we'd have to pay for the tutors like that was nice like our schedule is set up like you remember like uh Gary you all you guys from us you go to college like when you're going to set up for your school like you have to be like on point like these are the classes I want to get into Well, you guys are waiting up till probably 110. I guess it's when NCAA starts or whatever school fucking starts. When you guys are waiting to type in, this is the class I want to go to and register it before it fills up too much.

We've already done that a week in advance. You know what I'm saying? So we've already gotten all the classes we need to get into. And that's a good gig. We're playing that we're playing back and forth, right? It's like I'm in a tennis match and there's just cameras on me, but I'm having to run back and forth to hit the ball. So we have a couple of good perks. But then it'll be dumb shit.

Like, you couldn't, we could get a bagel. Like, if you wanted a bagel, it had to be a plain bagel. You couldn't have anything on it. It can be an everything bagel couldn't even have garlic on it. I'm a big garlic guy. But you couldn't have cream cheese. They were allowed to get cream cheese. You could have cereal, but you couldn't have milk.

It's like, what kind of dumb shit are we doing, NCAA? Like, it's just ridiculous. And then I always laugh at when people are like, you know, college athletes have it so much, so much easier than regular people. It's like, no, that's, that's, that's not the fucking truth at all. I was listening to, I'm not going to say the radio show.

I'm not going to say who was on the radio show, but they were having this conversation. When you're a college athlete, you're waking up at 6 a.m. You're going to work out. You're finishing your workout. You got to go to the classes that everybody else just woke up before to go to go to.

Then you got to go to practice. Then after practice, you get your food, and then you go to the academic center or whatever you guys want to call it. That's what it was called at Michigan because they have no imagination. Academic Center and you go there, you get your tutor and you get your homework done.

Then you go home and you go to bed. It's like 10 o'clock by that. It's a fucking grinder. It's wild. I think it's the NFL and you're like, holy shit, I got all this time in the world. Being a college athlete is so much harder from a day-to-day standpoint

than it is being a NFL athlete. NFL's a chill boy. You're just hanging out all the time. Like, I'm, uh, we'll come at 830 today. I got two kids. It's a nice gig. You know, I got this podcast and a workout

and I don't know. Might sneak off into the bathroom and jerk off. You don't know what you're going to do, right? The world's my oyster. After that, as a college athlete, you got to go in the academic center bathroom and jerk on. And that's like a year on a timetable. Because your tutor's waiting on you.

So anyway, that's a bit of a deal. What else we got going? Do I recap the wedding? I'm fucking exhausted. God damn. I'll tell you, yeah, we'll recap the wedding. I'm exhausted. I, um, your boy, I don't think I've really drank at all in like, God.

Over a year, wouldn't you say, T, T? Yeah, maybe longer than that. And you guys are sitting there. snarkling. It's probably thinking about that predator's thing. Well, the predator's thing, I purposely didn't get any beer in my mouth because your boy was trying to watch out for inflammation. Recently in the last couple weeks, my knee's been doing so great. Uh, the swung's been going down. I'm running. I'm changing direction. Like, your boy's going to be ready for the season. I'm stoked unless something ridiculous happens. So I get to the wedding. I have zero intention

in drinking. And, um, you just probably think I'm building up to the, the video of me passed out in the river. Like, I guess we are building up to that, right? I guess I guess it's in a way we are. In a way we're building up. But let's,

let's fucking Tarantino this thing. River, right? We talked about it for two seconds. Now let's go back to the beginning. Will and Charo met. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to go into that. There's fucking,

Will and a, there's a beautiful ceremony. The speeches were, I feel like yeah, I started putting a timetable on speeches, though. It was a, there were some long,

long boys and girls out there, dude. But they were just saying their heart, saying what their heart felt. but we got a little long-winded. And I was babysitting a couple of drunk players and they would not stop fucking laughing. It was hilarious.

So the wedding is in Bayside, Montana. It's at a place called Rainbow Ranch. The place is awesome. You go behind the hotel and it's like the scenery is beautiful. There's mountains. Like there's a flowing river going across. It's just, it's an epic setup.

And especially coming from like Nashville. like Nashville was a beautiful spot, but this place is like, you know, with the old, the old guy with a long mustache is God's country. Like that's the kind of shit we were dealing with out there. Like, it was a god's country. I thought there was a bear in every single goddamn corner.

So we get there. We fly out. We fly into this small little like one landing strip and like a one hanger airport. And it's like we are in BFE. There's we don't, there's fake cows set up on the side so other cows know to probably stop here. That's what I'm assuming it was for.

Like on the runway, as you're what do you say? No, they were fucking cows, dude. Well, you don't have the microphone. So I, so I'm, so we hit this runway and there's cows lined up on the runway and I'm thinking

why the fuck did it, is it like, do the cows know to stop here? Like these are the alpha cows or something like that? They were fake cows. We get there, we pull up. It's me, Taylin, our two kids, Lindsay, Harold, Landry, and Jayon Brown. Two cars pull up.

We get in the cars, we start driving. The drive is an hour and a half away. That's fine. But if you have a one-year-old, oh, fuck. Right? Everything's good until you add the one-year-old, and it's like, fuck myself, dude. The kid handled her shit like a damn champ, dude.

She handled it. She's a tank, and she acted like it. She was just in her seat, chilling, chill girl the entire time. It was unbelievable. The next adventure, we end up driving, and it's like 90, miles an hour, it's just straightaway, basically the whole time getting around this thing.

You're going, I'm playing the passing game. We finally get to Rainbow Ranch. And it's a nice setup, dude. People are there. The thing, here's the deal with a wedding. Like, you can have all the nicest venues in the entire world. You can go to the nicest places. But if your crew, I'm talking about the entire wedding, if your crew sucks, the wedding's

going to suck. This crew came in with a mission to have a goddamn good time at this wedding. And that's exactly what they did. They killed it. It was overall 4.5. It was outstanding. We get there. The first thing is the rehearsal dinner.

And, oh, fuck. So we do the rehearsal dinner. We do the rehearsal dinner and like, we're all just hanging out. We're talking. Everyone's excited to see each other. Like we're playing the,

I'm playing to get to know your game with a couple of people. We're like kind of like courting each other. It wills around, bouncing around, having a good time. And we do the thing where, okay, now you walk. Now you walk. And this is where you stand. Then you put your hands left over right.

Do we wear glasses? Of course you don't wear glasses, but people still got to ask if you gotta wear glasses. That we're going through the whole shit that everyone who's been in or had or have done a wedding, know that you go through. We finally finished that. It's a buffet style little deal. You have the benches are just, not benches, the fucking, it's like a lunch table type seating. You lay it out. There's a nice little drape over it.

The food is delicious. And we're all hanging out, having a good time, and we start doing speeches. Charles Bishop That's now Charles Compton She has a friend named Lee Lee is a A 5 foot 2 96 pound Asian

With a confidence Of whatever the most confident body type is I was gonna say like 400 pounds But I feel 400 people are like you know what I'm saying Like consistently probably not the most confident Anyway Bodybuilder I don't know

This girl gets up And I'm excited She's got her phone out She's doing the phone dance Where her eyes She's staring at the phone entire time, which, like, listen, if you ever have to do a speech in your entire life, it's not about, like, how good of a public speaker at that point.

It's about, like, just say your shit. It's going to be good or it's going to be bad, but at the end of the day, no one really gives a fuck because, like, the bright and groom are so caught up in their own shit going on. It doesn't matter. She's doing the phone dance, and she starts talking about Charle. And it's like, I'm looking at it. It's a beautiful.

She's so detailed. She's talking about Charo and their friendship and what they've gone through. And I'm starting to look at Charle in a different light. Not that I looked at her bad light before. but I'm looking at her going, wow, okay, that's awesome. They have a good time. She starts talking about Will.

And if you think I'm hard on Will in this podcast, you should have fucking seen this little Asian girl drop the goddamn hammer on this dude. It was like the roast of Justin Bieber. But all of them, all the best jokes combined into one. She started saying when I met him, his teeth, I couldn't understand a word he would say. His vocabulary was terrible.

Don't know what it is about Bishop and her friends. Can't understand it. But they are all about vocabulary. That's all that they, they, if you meet Charles Bishop and any of her friends, you better say a big word like superfluous or you're fucked. Okay, because they, they know all the big words. She starts killing him for that. And it's just a bit of a deal, man.

She's just like murdering this dude. And Will's looking over at me like, hey, hey, I'm the monkey in the Giff with a life support. Like he was acting like that he was getting murdered over. But like, you know me. I like to mess with the boy. So Will goes I'm sorry She goes she sits down

And then it's either my turn or Brad's turn Brad LeBrot That's how you say his last name LeBraught Okay Brad LeBraught That's gonna be your name right now If it's not we'll fucking We'll edit something in with it But Brad is supposed to go up next

Brad is shit scared of doing A speech Fucking terrified about it I like I don't know how terrified he was And then like I like I looked over during Lee's speech because I needed a break from the roast of my boy getting burned up, torched. I needed to look at something else for a second.

And I look over at Brad, and he's literally palms in his face like this, just like rubbing his temples. And he's like, he can just tell like this man's like one someone jumping out of behind a tree heart attack away from dying. Like that's how fucking close we're out to going down. Lee goes and sits down. Now Brad's up. I like to start this part of the story with I love Brad. I think Brad is an outstanding person. when I first met Brad, it was a horrible first impression for the both of us.

We didn't like each other. And now, like, we become really good friends. Will starts filming Brad. I start filming Brad. And Brad starts off the entire speech with, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Listen, I'm messing this up. Oh, I'm fucking this whole thing up.

Like, he starts spiraling. And he's like saying like small points of his speech while like plummeting to the ground on a straight nose dive. Like absolutely dying. And he gets quiet for a second. just like, and it's super sad, dude. I have the whole video on my phone, but we're not going to put it on the bus, obviously. We're not going to post it, but like,

but God damn, man, that dude was, he was dying. He was burning up. And he, like, pulls his phone, and he puts his phone back in. And he just, like, says, I'm sorry a bunch of times. Everyone's like, dude, you're fine. Just say the, just say the words now. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't have to be emphasis. And Brad's, like, he gets quiet for a second. And it's like, he's quiet long enough to really like, man, this guy just really care. a lot about Will. Like that's really all he does. He just gives her, he just, he loves Will so much and he's worried about messing it up for Will and that's how much he's

being affected. It's not necessarily the speech itself, it's who the speech is about. And so then it turns into, all right, this is a forest fire into like, okay, this is just a small little like controlled fire. Like, we're going to handle the situation. Um, and he's just staring at Will and he's, you kind of start to, it's like

quiet enough to where like kid, someone's got to say something eventually. And he's like, can I just speak from my phone? He grabs his phone. He does the speech. And the speech is beautiful. He does an amazing job. He says a bunch of things how like at one point everybody here who knows Will could have called Will their best friend at one point. And he's just like saying these amazing things. And I don't know. He finishes the speech. He did fine at the end. Like at the end it was good. The first three and a half minutes were tough to watch. But it's because he just cared so much. I think that's where a lot of people and I think anybody who knows Will

either from this bus or personally I think you all realize like that's the kind of person Will is like you just want to be around him he's the kind of guy like I was told when I was a kid I don't know if I was a kid I was like maybe 15 or 16 like in your life you will make a bunch of friends

and like some of those friends will be seasonal and that's that's it's okay it's how life works like you're not going to be friends with everyone forever but you're going to meet, I don't know, if you're lucky, six people in your life that are lifelong friends. It's not just about the seasons.

It's not just because it's like, where I'm in my life and they're in the same place and we end up being great friends for a second and it dies off. Like, there's people that you just are truly your friend. And like, you just cherish them forever. And I think the most beautiful thing about that wedding is everybody on Will's side,

I think they all felt that way about Will. It wasn't a seasonal thing for anybody there. And I think even the guys like Jack and Gary, you guys sit in here like being, you guys and speak up if you want. Being around Will is the most fun thing ever. He's so easy to talk to. He's so easy going. And I mean, I know now why he takes it so well in the chin. God damn, charling her friends. You should have heard the other speech. The made of honor speech. She was killing Will too. But it's, um, it's, um, it's- The pastor got after him too. Yeah. At the altar. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

I can That's that's Will's suit It's just being around Will I was one of those people Like you're just like He's just a guy you love He's a guy you want to be around all time He's a guy you want to talk to

He's an easy person to talk to He's a god he just I don't know what it is about him Because If you're like hey tell me a character About Will it's so easy It's like There's not one specific one

Because that's hardworking That really comes to mind It's always like There's so many things that Will does well and one thing that he did with Charles, and I hope he's okay with me saying this, is they went to like,

before marriage couple couples. Did you do that, Alex? Yeah, he's talked about that a lot on here. Oh, yes? I'm not a great listener. See, that's probably something I could work on on the bus. Did you do that when you were getting married? Yeah.

How did you like it? I loved it. Yeah? I thought it was great. We probably, we missed that. We miss that. We like to stuff things deep down.

But, Will, when he first started going, I remember the first couple times he was like, man, fuck this. I don't want to do this. Kind of attitude. He didn't say those specific words out loud, but like you could tell he just didn't want to do it.

But like after the first time going, man, he's just starting to talk about how like he really likes it. And he's like he goes and he just, he just lets it out, starts crying. It's like it's about him and Charo. Then it's about just him. That's about just Charo and they have, they feel great.

And it's just, that's one of the coolest things about Will, especially in the sport of football. Because in the sport of football, there are so many people, athletes, coaches, upper, like, up top people, whatever the fuck

that word is, that just, like, are so blindfold, focused, blindfold, like blinders focused on what they're doing, they don't take the time to work on themselves. And Will, being able to deal with the adversity that he has. And adversity is, it's a,

it's always a hard thing to say, because, like, I dealt with adversity this year, but like, how many people do you know have had an ACO? I feel like I met like a thousand people. They've been like, yeah, I've had two. You know, and it's like, what you're so consumed in,

but like Will, his dad sent me this email about the speech I was going to give. I was like, hey, I need some help. Like his dad sent me like all these things about Will's determination, his grit, his, you know, the classic lines that Will says about himself, like him being obsessive of arrivals and having a plan and everything being strategic. He just handles things so well. He does such a great job of realizing what he can't control and what he can't control. And I think because of that, he has this ability to live lighter.

And I just think that's so cool because I have an extremely hard time with that. Will is like because of how light he is and easy to be around, he's everyone's best friend. And the coolest thing is like how many, you know, I never, like this was like if you were talking about people in 2021 talking about we need to be more diverse. This is the most damn diverse wedding I've ever been to. Asians, Mexicans, black, and it's like, everybody was best friends with,

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Let's get back to the show, even though I sit here and stop my stories. So anyway, Brad does his speech. We've talked about how much we love Will. I wish there was an open mic at that wedding. That'd have been super cool. We did it. That's one thing I realized, damn.

One thing I realized that Will's wedding is how fucking crazy my wedding was. We had some crazy shit you go down at our wedding. It's not what we're talking about right now because I feel like those people come after me. But this shit was wild, dude. And this was just a smooth-ass wedding. Everyone was having a good time. People were there to have a great time. Brad does his speech.

I did my speech. Listen, if you guys ever want me to be a grooms me in your wedding, Alex, your next one, Daly. If we ever don't make it, you want me to still, we'll still be best friends

in any of his speech. Please God tell me to, no, not wrap it up, but just do a little more work on it. I kind of just go up there and do speeches. I just talk.

I just got to write it down, dude. I don't write it down. I wrote a little bit down, but I didn't write enough. Anyway, I enjoyed my speech. People liked my speech, but I gave Tailing a speech before, and Tailing looked at me like, hey, you fucked up your speech.

So I feel like I had to give that insurance policy. So Friday night goes by, your boy's not drinking, right? Because we already talked about how I'm not, like, I'm all obsessed with this knee. I don't want to drink. I don't want to do any of that stuff. I just want to focus on football. Well, it was like my Frank the Tank moment.

Because Saturday gets here. We hit breakfast with the boys. It's great. we're hanging out this is a little like a town center about five miles away town center right there's like 13 people there and it's beautiful hang out

have a good time go back get some lunch the boys start getting suited and booted getting ready and now it's like game time we do our photos it's like time to go we have like 15 minutes before we go walk out Will's about to get married and Will's super nervous so everyone's like let's do a shot for Will and I'm like well you know I can't not do a

shot, right? You're here for the boy. Is there it is. That whiskey touched my lips. And I was like, someone's going to die tonight and I hoped God it's not me. Yeah. So, Tailen, she doesn't have a mic, but you got to text with me at what time? 6.26 p.m.

I'm getting fucked up tonight. Prepare for the worst. All things considered, I think it was a pretty good night. Thank you. I appreciate that. And Tailen, I want to give Tailan a shout out on just a classic wife move. I was about four drinks in

about 15 minutes and started give me that, hey, you need to pace yourself. You need to do a chill. You need to relax. And I was about to clap her out, dude. I was about to give her a fool. I was about to do the whole like couple fighting at the wedding thing.

I was getting hot about it, dude. If you're going to talk, hey, if you're going to talk, let's fucking, let's put our big girl pants on. Let's get in the mic. You were trying to get hot at me saying don't be that wife. And I looked at you and said, I'm not saying this as your wife.

I'm saying this as your friend. Looking out from me. She was definitely looking out for the boy, dude. And, yeah, I got like four in. I hit up Harold. Because Harold and I were like, we're not drinking this week. I'm like, all right, I count a bill of buddy. And I told Harold, like, I'm drinking.

He goes, what? Yeah, but I'm just going to drink tequila and lime juice. I'm not putting any sugar in my body or anything like that. By the way, for those of you who want to drink responsibly, I'm not talking about quantity. I'm talking about how to feel better the next day. Because if you're, I don't know, like a 17 to 24-year-old, shit's not going to phase you.

So don't listen to anything I'm saying. Anybody over the age of 24, listen up closely. If your drink is brown, it's got a shitload of sugar in it. You're going to feel like asshole the next day. If you're, if the clearer it is, the less sugar that's in it. I'm a tequila guy. I'll do vodka, but I'd rather do tequila. They got Casamigos at the, at the wazoo.

No free shoutouts to Casamigos. Clooney, you better send me a goddamn check, buddy. I start drinking Harold's like, okay, I'm in too. So me and Harold start going drink for drink, all right? Harold doesn't know that I like to play a game when I drink. The game is called. Try to get somebody else to die so you don't look as bad, right? So I go and I find two or three people.

I start scouting out my folks. I see Dennis Kelly, who is a tank, but he can be taken down. I see Harold Landry, low-hanging fruit. So I don't want to get him first. And I see Adam, and I see Adam Bobo. And I'm like, that's like, that's the porridge thing, right? Dennis is too much. Harold's too little.

Maybe Bobo's my attack. So I get three drinks. I start tossing them out. And I head everybody with the same thing. Oh, Alex was one, too. but I and Alex was a little bit of a vault at first but listen everyone gets cracked eventually all right with persistence I get the drinks for these boys and I hand it to him Alex had his own drink in his hand I had him with a chug this drink Dennis Kelly chugs the drink unfazed

Adam Bobo chugs the drink starts screaming uh Harold Landry chugs chugs the drink and makes a face like he's about to throw up right then and there I do not check my drink I sip casually now listen Before we start thinking, oh, you don't drink, I was getting the fuck after it. But I needed to make sure, there were a couple other people that were also as lit as me towards the other night. So it wasn't just to remember what Taylor did story. You don't want to wake up at the morning as a guy that's like, oh, remember what Taylor did. And everyone's feeling great and you're writing freehand poetry with a quill in your room. Like, you don't want that shit to go down for you.

So I start doing, I hit Alex. I go, Alex, took that drink. He's with his wife, Meg, Maggie, Maggie. Maggie? Maggie. Maggie? Maggie with an E. and Megan, he's like, hey, he looks at me all fucking pompous.

I'm not that guy, pal. You know, he's with the, hey pal, you're not that guy. But he's saying, I'm not that guy. He doesn't do it. And I'm like, all right, Alex is out. I go back to Dennis. He chugs a drink. I'm drinking, drink.

I'm drinking. Now, Harold's playing a game with me too called, let's count the drinks. Well, whatever Harold would always say his number first, I would just add two. So he'll be like, what are you at? I'm like, what are you at? I'm at three. What? He'd run and go get a drink.

Hey, where are you at? at five. Okay, I'm at seven. What? Go grab one and I give a drink. Everything was going great until the speeches started, dude. And I, I'm like, I'm like the groomsman table. Like we go get her food. Tailing goes to pump. She's an unbelievable mom. She's going to pump them. Tadies, get that milk out for the babies. I go up, I get her. I come back down and the speeches are going to start. But I go over and then the best table is at the, the best two tables are at the far end of the tent. It's where Darren Bates is, his wife, which shout out Darren Bates' wife. She's a fucking queen, dude. That chick rips. Darren Bates' wife. Harold is there. Dennis is there with his

wife, also a queen. But Bates' wife showed out. So hey, Jan, I, listen, next time you see me, I show out a little bit more. Harold's there. Bobo's there. Bobos there. Bobos date there. Molly, who's a cool chick? She's chest bumping me in the middle of the night. It was hilarious. And I forget who was also, who was a, Jan Brown was there? Yeah, Ryan from Hank Tan. Ryan from hanging 10 walking a mustache quiet cat though. He's someone you need in the group because he's going to have all 10 people going crazy. You need that one guy who's in the back corner chilling. Ryan was there too.

So he added some good value, even though I didn't remember that he was there for a second. But you boil us a couple drinks in, so it's all good. And Bill Compton goes up. Now I've been to a few weddings. I'm going to go back a little bit to February when I was at my brother, Chris Arnold's wedding. There's a guy named Jed Blinder. This kid is fit for a goddamn straight jacket. but he brought the noise

he brought the heat he made everybody feel comfortable the entire time we did a we did a speech thing and every time someone got up he would be screaming at the top of his lungs for that person and I thought to myself next what do I go to I'm going to be that guy for these people going up to give the speeches Bill Compton gets up there I start fucking

you you start getting after it for him and it's like it started getting popular right because it Bobo starts doing it Alex starts doing it everyone's like cheering for Bill, Bill gets up there. And you think Bill's about like walking to the UFC. Watch out, watch out. Watch out. Like he's fucking feeling himself now. He's strutting the arms out.

Bill gets up. Cranks out a beautiful speech. You can see him tear up a little bit. It was beautiful. It's nice. It's about five minutes long, right? Which is where you cap the speech. That's where you cap those things. Anything over five minutes, you're losing people. Bill does a great job. Bill goes and says down.

Charo's dad. What's Charles Dad's name? Mr. Bishop. So Mr. Bishop gets up there. Now, let me explain Mr. Bishop to you. You meet Mr. Bishop and Mrs. Bishop. You can see why Charles is the way she is. Those two were the smartest people in the room. You can feel you can see it when you talk to them.

They just vibrated at a higher frequency of intelligence. Extremely smart people. Mr. Bishop gets up. He's got his phone. He starts the speech off and he starts the thing off going, I'll make this short and sweet. So I'm like, all right, we're about to go too. for two, starts talking.

And then he starts talking about Charo and how much she's adversities she's gone through and stuff like that. And then goes, I'm not going to tell her life story. In the same breath goes when Charles was five and then proceeds to tell us Charles' life story and dance, trials and tribulations, what she's gone through. I'm fine. I'm sitting down. Adam Bobo and Harold Landry are not okay.

Harold thinks every other word that Mr. Bishop says is the funniest goddamn thing never happened in his life. He's doing the theatric. I'm seven feet away from Mr. Bishop. And Bobo, who I'm like, okay, guys like 37, he could probably help me out. He's an adult. Help me out with Harold. Bobo starts fucking buying into it.

And now I got two children laughing their ass off. And Mr. Bishop trying to have a moment staring at his daughter, also staring at his phone, also sliding a bunch because that was a long-ass speech. Staring at, uh, staring at his daughter. And I'm like trying to calm them down. I can't. Me and Molly, Bobo's day, we're sitting there like hurting cats trying to get these two to just shut it. It hardly works.

My worst nightmare was going to be when Mr. Bishop turned and looked at us like, hey, please stop. But he didn't do that. Thank God. So Mr. Bishop hits us with, I'm not going to over exaggerate an 18-minute long speech. Right? Is that close? Alex?

I would say nine. You think Bill's was two? And then Mr. Bishop was probably closer to eight or nine? Yeah, I think that's about right. Cut their mics off. So Mr. Bishop had an 18-minute-long speech. The stories he told were amazing. I loved it.

But when you're over here taking two children that are also your size, it was a tough task for your boy. Was it your idea to tell Harold to start drinking waters? Because he ended up with three tables worth of waters in front of him. He will, okay, we'll get to that. Yes. Harold had so many waters in front of him. And then, oh, spoiler, what do you happen to you drink a shitload of water, Harold?

He had to pee halfway through Mr. Bishop's speech. and we're not fucking stop talking about how he had to pee him Mr. Bishop's speech. And I'm just trying to be respectful because I know I'm going to end up in a river in a second. So I'm about to use all my tokens of grace in about 45 minutes when these speeches are over. So Harold keeps talking anyway. Mr. Bishop gets done. It's a beautiful moment. You start to see Will.

You start to see Will do the back and forth knee dance. Like his knees are starting. He's been standing up for a long time watching them give speeches. Someone should have got them chairs. Then Charles made of honor gets up. her speech is equally as long as Mr. Bishops. But she also starts slaying Will on a few things. It's always about his teeth or his grammar, which is nice, I guess.

So the speech is finally in. Harold sprints to the bathroom and takes his pee. And now we get to the river part, which we're all waiting for, right? We're 45 minutes into this thing. It's time for me to start telling him about the river. Well, I guess we're not going to tell you about the river. We have to go back to another thing. Let's talk about some Georgia boots.

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But I'm deviling down on it so I can make it my idea. I'm the last person that said it. We didn't turn that into a hat. All right. Harold runs to the bathroom. I have this dumb bit I do every time I go to a wedding.

At some point in the wedding when people are drinking, having a good time. Usually it's at night. When it's dark and it's like towards the night, people are dancing whatever and I go and I tell everybody not to pay attention to me and I pretend to be laid passed out on the floor and I have somebody grab my phone and pan across all these people just talking and enjoying themselves and then pointed at me laying on the ground like a dead corpse. Why? Because I think it's funny and I don't take myself too seriously. I also don't read a lot of comments but when this video came out that I'm about to explain some of y'all and I don't want to I mean this with all due respect are absolute idiots. There's no why would I post that video if I was absolutely. I was absolutely. actually face down in a river. First off, I'd be in a hospital. So you can't actually think that

I'm that fucked up, right? I'm to Harold nine drinks in, in real life, seven drinks in. Now, this is a span for three, four hours. Okay, so I know Jack's trying to do the math. I couldn't drive, but I was okay, right? Because we don't drink and drive, folks, not here. So I get a bunch of people to start coming out. Well, back up real quick. Will knows I'm going to do this. Will, will very aware that I'm about to do the river thing. We've talked about it. He thinks it's hilarious. This will never piss off a guy like Will, like we said, it's so easy going, and he's all about that content. He's all about them clicks, and he knew right then and there that this is going to get clicks. So I start bringing people out. Originally, I was going to be

completely naked. Now let me tell you something, that water cold, ba' all right? And is it Amir Abdullah? What's it? Yeah. Will's told me some things about our boy Amir Abdullah, all right? And that thing, I can't let it be naked in a cold water and him looking at me. I lose a lot of respect for the boy if you know what I'm saying you know I lose a lot of respect in my end of the tree because my man allegedly right allegedly now he's got a girl and everything so let's say it's like that Budweiser can right there that's what we're talking about that's his piece that's what that's that's that's will's words not mine I haven't seen it um but we all peek we've talked about that so I'm like I'm gonna go undies all right because your boys are little insecure now right

so I have my dress shoes on my socks I strip down and I tell these people to come out and I say hey just don't, don't pay attention to me. And so what do they do? Not, no one fucking listens at all. No one listens. They say, they go, they go, what do you do? I'm like, just shut the fight. It's like, chill.

All I care about is blasking the shot of you guys looking like nothing's going on and made dead in this river. So if you watch the video, originally there's a bunch of sticks. So I thought it'd be hilarious. My dead corpse was like face down over the sticks. Like my legs would be in the air. Like, he's, oh, he's for sure dead.

I start going. down and what I do is I, so I don't spend three minutes in the water and actually die. I'm staring at Blas waiting for him to start the pan. Once he starts the pan, I'm up. Your boy's up next. So I see him start to pan. I go face down. I get up.

I think the shot's great. I walk back. Listen, that's a raging river. All right, they call it white water for a reason. That's when the water's going fast enough. It hits the rocks.

It makes white water. It wasn't an easy task getting back and forth from that thing, but your boys got commitment. I came back out. I got Bloss had it go. He goes, oh, we can cut some things. blah blah. Alex,

being the good friend he is, goes, it'd be better who's just one shot, though. So I had to get my ass back out there. Finally,

people decide that the naked six, seven, 310 guy is no longer an interest to us and they turn around, they start talking. And I go,

what would we say? There was a giant rock and I was like, I'll just drape my corpse over this rock instead. Oh, we got the shot. It's unbelievable.

I think it's, I think it's top-notch hilarious. I think, and it's filmed like something from the office, like a bunch of people talking. And then it's, pans and it's just like, oh, here's water, no one talking anymore, and just zooms in, shaky camera

and everything. Boss did a great job, dude. That was fun. The wedding was all time, man. It was really, it was really good time. But after this, I had, I'm not wearing my suit anymore. I'm not going to go put on a monkey suit again. I'm going to go put my Dale Earnhardt shirt, a black pair of shorts and some shoes. Now it's freezing the whole time because everyone says, oh, it's 80 in Montana right now. Fun fact, it was like 50. I don't know, but I was freezing cold towards the other night. but then we turned it up then the crew started to really start to ramp it up

we walk in Will starts they put up masterpiece by Da Baby that song fuck so hard and obviously the tier one the tier two's

and the tier threes that are listening to this right now you know that me and Will love that song all of these guys start getting around Will they put the song

on there's this giant camera and Will starts doing his own music video to this thing which I can't wait for it to come out it was top dude it was so fucking funny the shit he was doing

we're jumping around dancing Will can't dance for shit. Dude, Will can't fucking dance at all. It's hilarious because Charles can cut shit down with her moves, dude. If she swing around too fast, she knock a tree down.

That's how fucking hard she rips on the dance floor. And it's not like you can tell who the professional cheerleaders slash dancers are. I don't want to sound disrespectful. It's like calling a massage therapist and masseuse. I don't know what the right terminology is. But these women are getting the fuck after it. Yeah, that's Will.

Have you guys seen the video of Darren Bates posted? God. It's hilarious. It was like hopping around. Like he's like Scottish or whatever they're doing. Irish step. Hey, hey,

hey, hey, yeah, he's just stomping around. But it was so funny. And then like, they're playing like, um,

swag surf and, uh, what was the, what was the other, anyway, it's a bunch of different dance songs. And, and it's like cluster of dudes

doing whatever and then women breaking that shit down. Like shit, you just kind of get a chair and you go, I don't want to be disrespectful, but I'm just going to watch this. because this is like poetry in motion. They're getting, like, dude,

this little Lee girl, I'm getting a drink at the bar and I gently step back on her foot. She says I broke her toe. She's a goddamn liar. That's what she is. I step on the back of her foot. Kenny, Will's groomsman, goes,

I saw the whole thing. Don't worry. She wants to make an elaborate thing out of it. I respect it. I got some big feet and I was wearing my dress shoes still at the time. Steps on her toe. And she's like,

you broke my toe, you broke my toe. Allegedly was crying in the corner. Well, I don't know if she took some percocets or something because 15 minutes later this woman is getting down like I shouldn't be looking like looking at this girl with my wife around down like she's getting the fuck after it in a fun

happy go lucky way but that thing was moving up and down I was like I don't know what to do right girls were dancing everywhere as well but it's like one section is like people are these women know exactly what they're doing and the other section is just dudes jumping and hitting each other the combination of people with slayers and it would go

from like rap music like the babies on then all of a sudden big and rich comes on like a country like save a horse ride a cowboy back and forth so it was like uh it was just it was just a fun fun time dude we we had a great time so they call last call at 11 o'clock and i'm like i get harold harold harold is now um a walking zombie um to him i'm at 42 he sees that whatever he told me but he's been drinking water so like like a lot so like my boys my boys working through it bobo lost him for a little bit but he's back dennis kelly like a fucking Clydesdale, dude.

The guy was just literally could have had like an IV drip of alcohol into his vein. He would have been totally fine. I've never in my life seen a man drink the way he does. Jan's ripped up too. I feel like I have to say Jayne's name because I love the boy. So they're making a last call. And in my head, I'm like, if I'm drinking for the first time in however many months, we went from a year earlier,

let's call it 18 now, so I look cooler. I want this party to keep going. Across the street, this is bar called Corral. Corral, what do you do with people? You corral them around. They call last call. We get the microphone. We say we're doing the sparkler thing.

Will cannot speak. Will, Will can't. Will is exactly what Lee described him as when they met him. He can't talk. I think his old teeth came back for a second. He was like, like eyes were closed. The lights were on, but no one was home.

Like he was dead body. And like me and Charo, shout out to Charo. She danced her ass. all night, drank all night, and was still like crushing it. Like I think she sweated it all out. She was like getting after it. We're like slapping one of the face. We're hitting him going, hey man, listen, like you've got all you gotta do is just walk and go to your room and consummate your marriage. It's all you got to do. Walk and go to your room. 20 minutes goes by. Sparklers are almost ran out.

And we finally get Will to start walking. And I have this beautiful photo of Will. He, I don't know, I think an aunt. He tripped over an aunt or something like that, dude. And he fell over. He's dead on the floor. Charles laughing. You can tell her, she's a little concern her face though like is he gonna die like is this it and he's he gets up i'm pretty sure he finds bloss somehow at the camera and points at the camera you said he pointed at the camera day is they using yeah boss is standing over top him he points at the camera and they they go on their merry way me new mission everybody's going to corral that's what we're doing so i start hurting the cats alex hits me with dude i i already threw up twice okay i threw up in the river once i threw

Killed me with tequila shots. No, oh, oh. Oh. So Alex, in the beginning of the night, as we've already referred, I go, hey, Chuck Day, he goes, not that guy, pal. Fast forward an hour and a half later, I hit him again. Just say, maybe lightning will strike. I'm going to hey, Chuck that drink. He stares me in the eyes and just cranks the thing down this whole time.

Just cranks it. Done. Get him a new one. Cranks it again. This man, that vault is open. All the cash is out. You've been robbed, buddy. You were done.

He's out of here. But guess what? The man kept going. I start telling people we're going to corral I think some people said to me we're not going I said look up in this

look up this guy what do you see you see stars when you see stars what do we all want to be in life if you all want to be stars think about all your hopes dreams and ambitions

and where's it at I said no I don't I don't want to be a star but where did you go I went to Corral we hit like Taylin you better not you better not do this

40 people went that not less 40 or 40 plus we walk in this place it is we're in Montana. We're not just in Montana. We're off a highway in Montana.

Like, where there's like six people maybe in this entire bar, all locals. And there's this one dude. His name is, I think Ernie or something like that, has been going there for like 30 years. He was a logger.

We get a tab going. The whole crew's getting after it. There's country music playing when we get in there. Within five minutes, Darren Bates has a new speaker. That music is now off. And he's playing whatever music he wants. On a Bluetooth.

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I have no idea. I give the guy my credit card and I say, hey, opening a tab for the whole entire bar, anybody who orders a drink between now and when I leave, it's on me. This goes for the locals too. He was this guy, I think Ernie, I think Ernest Ernie or something like that, he's a logger. Guy's outstanding. He's been going there forever. he uh anyway he was appreciative we started we were hanging out taylin has decided tailon is my wife for those of you who are new taylin has decided that harold hasn't been drinking as much as he says

he's been drinking because harold is coherently looking tail in the eyes speaking perfectly uh english saying i'm so fucked up right now oh i'm so drunk right now and taylin goes this dude ain't as drunk as he thinks he is so someone goes gets a vodka water uh tries to give it to harold Harold says, I don't want that drink. Talon goes, he's going to have that drink in her head. She takes his water cup in front of his face and pours the entire drink into his cup and then hand it to him. And then says, hey, chug that water, right? Says chug that water.

Alex, Alex is looking at Harold like, please God, don't do this. Because him and I were passing that water cup back and forth. So this is also my water cup now. That is now vodka. So Harold, Harold's looking at, to Harold's recollection on the flight, home. He's looking at Alice going, why is this dude staring at me so weird? Like, what's he want? Not knowing that Alice is just trying to save a life, right? He's just trying to save a human being from the uncertain death of throwing up. Harold chugs the drink per Talon's request.

Immediately stands up, immediately runs out of the bar and immediately starts vomiting. He says he opened his mouth and it did not stop. He lost it all out there. He comes back in. He comes to me like a sad puppy, says, I just threw up. And I start giving him the, hey, buddy, that's all good. throw up. You feel so much better the next day. Think of all that stuff. It's not going to be in your system anymore. It's all good. And he goes, he goes, well, I threw up. I still feel drunk. It's like, yeah, it doesn't just sit in your stomach.

Like, the shit goes and it goes across your body, and that's what it does. So, um, that was the end of Harold's night. I think he went home right, right after that. The wedding was outstanding. The place was great. The people were great. I think overall, um, it doesn't matter about the venue.

It never does. It's all about the people you bring around. And everybody was, it was down a party that weekend. Everyone had a great time. It was awesome. Side note, Will's brother, Cody was the junker's girl of the party the entire weekend. By far. Yeah. Tailing, she has it on mic. She said at one point Cody had a glass at his hand and he just shattered it in his hand. That's the kind of shit we were dealing with.

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Sure. Let's do the girls. Oh, listen. Current events. This is a big one. And I don't know, like, I don't even know how to approach this, because you don't ever want to be that guy. What is this?

I'm just pulling up highlights of what you're about to. Oh, I know who Carl Nazep is. Okay, so recently in the NFL, Carl Nazep is the first active NFL player to come out as homosexual. People say Michael Sam was the first one. I think the difference between these two is that Michael Sam never actually played a real snap in the NFL game. He played some preseason, but I think I think that's about it.

Carl just signed like a three-year, $24.3 million deal with the Las Vegas Raiders. Here's my stance on the whole thing. I don't care if you're gay. I don't think it truly matters what your sexual orientation is. I think if anybody really does care that much, like your dude, like, shit's not affecting you. If you're gay or straight, like, we shouldn't have to tell people our sexual orientation unless like it's in a conversation. We're like, yeah, by the way.

You know what I'm saying? But given that Carl is the first one to come out, I think, you know, people say it's super brave. And it is. I think for him to come out and say the things he did about being gay. And he said it great in his comments. He said, I hope someday, like, we don't have to do this. Where you don't have to come out as gay.

It's just part of the deal. And that's, and I 100% I agree with it because as a strong. straight guy, who cares? You know, it's not like he's gonna try to come get you. Like, what do you, like, what do you mad about? Like, if someone's gay or straight or bisexual or whatever it is, it doesn't make a lot of sense

to me for people to be all hung up on that shit. Because it's like, you know, jokingly, like if I was a single dude, it's like, okay, good, one last dude out of the way. More for me and you, right? Like a Will Ferrell skit. But like, I don't know. Is somebody here?

Yeah, somebody just walked in. Who was it? Oh, okay. He's Brad. he's working on the new music segment oh cool yeah so Carl came out as gay I think I'm super happy for him to be able to give if he felt it was necessary to say that

I think it's gonna be awesome for anybody else they say you know the talk of the locker room a lot is like they say like there's two three statistically two or three guys in each locker room that might be gay and it's like if Carl being the guy to go be the first one to do that I hope I hope anybody who is gay

and thinks they need to say it or need the strength to do it. I hope this is a cool opportunity for them to go, hey, like, you know, I'm also gay. Because it's like, we got to stop living and, like, giving people titles of like, who cares that your sexual orientation is?

It's ridiculous. Have you played with guys who are openly gay in the locker room, but maybe haven't gone publicly to the media? No, I've never, not openly gay to the locker room, but I've played, I mean, I guess he's openly gay now.

It doesn't matter if I say anything. Eric Gunderson, he was a, He and I were the same. We both came in in 2009 to the University of Michigan. He walked on, played all five years. He was my roommate in my senior year. He's now openly gay in a relationship with somebody. And I think he lives in Chicago now.

Super happy about it. And it's like, yeah, who cares? You know, I think another teammate of mine who I played with, I don't know if he's out there openly. But he's gay. It's like, I just, I feel like it's so, weird to talk about. It's like it's Taylor and brought up a good point when the when the Dave Portnoy sex tape came out.

And she's like watching and she's like, why don't I need to see this? None of my business. And that's kind of how I feel talking about this is like this shit's none of my business. It's none of our business where people's sexual orientation is at all. And if you're uncomfortable with it, it's like, you know, it's what's different shows for different folks. Like if you're not into it, whatever. It's over. Do you see this clip of T.

No, I didn't. T.O. showed up to Dion Sanders camp and started going off on these high school DVs. Did he? Yeah. Tio is a specimen. He's 47 years old. Yeah.

Oh, broke kids off. Do you think guys like this, like Tio? Chad Otrusenko. Yeah, guys that are out of the game, you think that they really could still come back in and play right now? I don't know. I don't think, I don't know if guys can come back in or play or not because the deal is, is like, I don't, I don't know how to, no, not contact.

I don't know how to play Y-Receiver. Like, I don't, like, these are high school kids. Like, stats, I don't know why I'm saying statistics so much, says none of these kids are going to make it. You know what I'm saying? Like, so you don't know, like, you get one of the best D-Bs. That's even like our first-round kid, Caleb Farley, who wants all the smoke from everybody.

Like, he might ham his ass up. You know, I don't know. That's such a foreign world to me, the Y-Receiver and DB world. But I think it's cool as shit to see this. I think it'd be cool to, uh, get a guy like T.O. in a locker room and then have him go play a preseason game. Like there's nothing. It's not taking away from anybody except for maybe a guy who's trying to actually make the team. Like you put a guy out there for a few snaps and say, all right, go give it hell and see what happens.

And that'd be cool to see. But Ocho Cinco says he could. T.O. from the looks of it. He looks Chris, 47? 47. He's jacked up. He's jacked up. He looks good. Him. Shannon Sharp, Ocho Cinco. I mean, Joe Thomas couldn't play anymore, but he looks fantastic. fantastic, obviously cheating, but like, who cares, right? Like, do your thing, buddy.

I think, I think that's badass. I think it'd be cool that someone, if they let a couple of these guys strap up for a preseason game and go out there and take some snaps, like, hey, these are the three plays we're going to run. That'd be pretty badass. So this clip's from, this is a bike race. Do I need to listen?

No. But it's good to see fans back out there, obviously. And here's a little fan interaction that went down this week. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, the guy in the blue in the front is so happy he wasn't a part of that. Well, this is it again. Just an absolute traffic jam.

It's nice to see fans back out. It's nice to see fans back out. That's another thing with the NCAA and NC State and the Vanderbilt thing is the stands are packed. No mask. People are doing, like, it's literally like 2019 all over again. That's crazy. but I will say it's unbelievable to get back to normal. Whatever your stance is on the whole thing,

I think all of us one way or another want to go back to a regular world and I think the fact that we're getting to that is pretty fucking cool. The Titan U looks fire. I think it's badass when these people do that. I know I think Lane Johnson started like an O-line one as well. Von Miller doing a pass-rush summit scares the shit out of me because you know if they start talking about you that may this is how you beat this guy.

I don't want those hands. I don't want people to know things that maybe somebody else knows about me. But the tight end you look sweet. I actually work out at Lipscomb University all time. Trent Dilford there has done a really good job of setting up that school. The way he went in and he is having the best tight ends in the NFL go there and just be there around those kids.

I think that's huge. And obviously, Kittle, he's a friend of the bus and he's a friend of mine. I think he's a, that guy's, he can do whatever he wants after football. He's setting himself up. He's going to be, he's going to be well off. in a lot of ways, and I think he's doing it right, man. I think, I don't know how it is for these high school kids. I got to sneeze.

Hold on. It's coming. Bless you. Thank you. Yeah. Bless you. Thank you. Thank you, Alex.

You. Um, I think when I was in high school and stuff, it was not high school. When you get to college, it's like, hey, stay in your lane. You're an office alignment or stay in your land. You're a tight end or whatever. Only the wide receivers and the dbs and the running backs get to act like this and some of the quarterbacks. I think it's cool now that people are able to find a voice.

And I think it happens a lot of social media. Obviously the double-edged short of a social media. Everyone's in your business. But at the same time, you have to grow a brand, which is really cool. I think for any kid who's listening, you have an opportunity to go play college. Go play NFL. Like, there's always going to be the old school cats that are like, you shouldn't do this. You shouldn't do that.

You shouldn't start a podcast. You shouldn't, you know, be loud and obnoxious. Here's what you should do because it'll never fail. Be yourself. If you're yourself, you're not going to have all the friends in the world because you're not going to informed what everybody else wants, but you have a much tighter friend group and you're going to be a lot more happy with what you're doing. Just be yourself. And if that means you want to go out and do a bunch of stuff, as long as you focus on what's most important, which whatever sports that is,

then you're good to go, man. But I think kiddell is a perfect example of that. Guy gets after it in the football field. He has a lot of friends around him in the tight end world and able to create something that's really cool. And his brand is just blowing up, man. He's like, you know, that's the crazy way. for people to monetize and make money now is like be yourself and sell yourself and it's that's pretty badass man so shout out to uh kiddle and the boys and kelsey for doing the tight new thing that's rad i think that's it i think we did it a minute 19 or a minute 19 hour 19 if it was boring today go fuck yourself i was really tired but i had a lot of fun with you guys today seriously each and every one of you on the youtube on the thing if you guys are thinking

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