Bussin' With The Boys - TBT Pod: Episode #000

Episode Date: January 17, 2020

Thank you: www.regalrg.com  Anheuser Busch Ajax Turner This special edition TBT Pod is a healthy reminder of how damn far The Boys have come since Day 1. That's right, we are throwing it alllll the way back to the FIRST EVER PODCAST on the bus! The conversation starts out about as weird as ever when Will tells Taylor that he aspires to be a part-time bathroom reviewer. Next, of course, The Boys discuss their preferred methods of number two-ing. Finally, Taylor finishes things off by explaining his plans for the podcast. We hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane, and stay tuned...Season 2 is right around the corner. --- SPONSORS:Regal Realty Group - Hunter BrileyPersonal 615-630-9735615-483-0856www.regalrg.comAnheuser BuschAjax Turner---Rate us 5 stars if you're for the boys.Website: bussinwtb.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTBInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.

We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Winning on Clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive.

I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs' tennis podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garris. Jen, she's an outsider to win the French win. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lennar Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any surface.

Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. The boys! Yo, it's your boy, Comp Nasty, coming in here with a short intro for you. We have a throwback Thursday video. A throwback Thursday podcast. It was the very first podcast, Taylor and I ever shot together.

Bus wasn't, bus was getting gutted. The guys were coming in, or the Jeff and them, the guys working on the bus. they were coming in and out. Taylor and I, we were just picking up mics and kind of seeing how everything would be. We talk about some funny stuff as a short podcast,

but anyway, it's our very, it's our first podcast we ever shot with cardboard films and they were filming us on the bus. We're not, there's no chairs. We're just sitting in the middle of the bus and talking about,

shit, I forget, whatever we're talking about. But, uh, we know we haven't dropped an episode in a while. We figured, uh,

we would drop, we would drop, uh, this throwback Thursday episode just so you guys can enjoy and, you know, whatever, be entertained by the boys. But this episode is brought to you by Ajax Turner and those goddamn wonderful Anahezer Bush products, specifically have a new year, new us, boys. It's Bud Light Seltzer time. The Natty Seltzer's, we're all for them.

But there's a new kid in town and we got to make them feel at home. We got to make them feel welcome. We have to open our home with open arms. and let Bud Light Seltzer know they have a home. They have a bus to stay. And they're going to be all over the place at our watch party this Sunday, starting around 1 o'clock. I think the game's a two something.

Maybe the watch party says it too. Don't know. Hashtag, don't give a. But bring your ass to our watch party. It's going to be a hell of a time. We have, man, we have a lot of cool stuff that it was rocking last week, dude. I'm talking, people are coming in. They go up to the top floor, the bottom floor.

They're basically giving us the whole building. First floor is going to be public yada yada. And then on the second floor, the Bustin with the boys watch party is going to be rolling. The rooftop is going to be rolling for Bustin with the boys. We're going to have giveaways. We have two pairs of beats headphones, two pairs of AirPods, two 65-inch TVs, two Yeti coolers, two beats pills. We also have 2020 Titan season tickets. So we're going to be doing raffles and giving a whole bunch of shit away and enjoying

it even more, buying a bud light seltzers. We're going to be doing everything, guys. We're going to be, I think we're going to set up a photo. There's going to be a photo area as well. You take pictures. We're trying to blow, we're trying to blow the roof off this building, man, because of the way you guys showed out last week.

We're going above and beyond this weekend. We hope to see the boys in the AFC championship. Going to be a hell of a game, man. And we can't wait. But anyway, just want to be. to drop in give you short little intro tell you this is a throwback this is a way throwback for our very

beginning this was back in like May is when we shot this our very first one it was funny it's just it's just something to throw out there for you guys to enjoy but hey keep tweeting us keep tagging us and everything keep taking pictures with your don't give attitude

or your busts with the boys content we love that stuff man rate review subscribe on all podcast platforms subscribe to our YouTube channel. We did a big giveaway. Congrats of the two lucky winners for the AFC championship. To go into the game this weekend.

But all, fellas, gals, everyone, pups, the boys, everybody. Just everybody. Go enjoy your damn day. See you guys on Sunday. Everybody be there. Go tigers. Not how it works. Dad is the coolest.

nephew uncle's rapy cousin like cousin you can be cussie but kind of Pat McAfee has that so I think your safest bet is Neff. Peepey what do you think yeah I think if you had a mic we could hear you why do you why do you why do you think why do you think uncle's got a creepy little thing to what was your child's I don't know that's what I'm curious about because I'm my childhood because I'm I'm excited about uncle you got the cool uncle I got to be honest yeah I didn't have a lot of family will thanks for bringing that up face, but I'll tell you,

Hey, I look the door unlocked. You left the door. Doors unlocked and no alarm set. I could have came in that house. I could have got my suppies. You could have done whatever in that house. You stopped me from getting better today. I want you to know that.

Forget one, but not the other one, please. Smiley face. She's pissed. Oh, she's, she's perfect. That's the start. Yeah, I know. It's CTE, juice. Honestly, fast forward.

five, six months down the road and she's going to lose her fucking mind when you have this toilet seat up. She doesn't lose it. She's never mentioned anything about the toilet seat. But I do a good job putting it down and stuff anyway.

I do. That's probably my worst quality is a human being. It's putting up and down? Yeah, I've put the mic closer to your face. So here's what I've been thinking about doing. Talk to me.

Because I've been driving back and forth a lot. I go in the gas stage. I'm actually big on the idea of having a clean toilet seat. I've been thinking about video and rating every, Every public toilet seat. Time out. Time out. You're the guy that likes a clean toilet seat? Yeah. Everybody, like, that's not even, that's not even news. Everybody would rather have a clean toilet seat. No question. I agree with that. But I'm saying, where my idea comes in is rating every toilet seat that I come across. I got walking in. Oh, hey, we got McDonald's on A Street. Let's see what their toilet seats are like. Walk in, judge it, rate it?

No, no, not an app. I'm just talking like a weekly review. You see the Barstall guy rating pizzas? toilet seat raider. Oh, that's a good. Thanks, Juice. Yeah, I feel like that's more of like an Instagram story thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. I mean, in the YouTube videos that we end up making,

just every little segment, like, you know, after like five minutes of something happening, you just put in a little 15-second clip with me judging a toilet seat. Then we'll get back on the subject, back on the topic. Honestly, when you first told me the idea of, like, judging toilet seats, I got mad. I know.

I saw it in your face, but you couldn't do nothing because Juice got excited. No, my opinion is separate from juice, all right? I'll tell you what. So you don't get pissed off when you walk in. Listen, I don't interrupt you when you talk. I wasn't finished. I wasn't finished.

I wasn't finished. You're good. When you told me that, I got fucking mad. But the more I think about it, it could be funny. It could be funny. Could be funny. Not going to be funny. It could be funny.

Do you know what I'm saying? I feel you. I feel you. But are you not somebody who walks in and you expect a clean toilet seat when you going a public bathroom. Bathroom. And if it's not, you're not like immediately pissed off.

Like, I wonder who this guy was who just fucking didn't want to clean the stuff up. Yeah. No, no. That's not me at all.

I'm a sicko. I'll drop. So what do you do then when you, when there's a little splatter, a little piss juice all over the toilet? I'll hover.

I'll hover. So if you got to take a shit. I'll aerial dump that thing. You just. So like, say this is the toilet seat. Go ahead. So instead of just sitting on the toilet seat.

Sure. You'll just sit and just do. Yep. Like the Romans. Like the Romans, their fathers and their fathers before them. I will do that. You're fucking, like I'm out there. Out of control.

Here's a question about toilets. I don't know why we're getting on the subject. Horrible first subject. Worst podcast ever. Do you front wipe or back wipe? This is a great. I love this conversation. We had this last year with Delaney.

Yeah. Who will be a guest. So this will be a topic. This will be a great conversation. He might be mad, though. I'm a stander. I'm a standing wiper. I go, I go top down.

Top down. Top down. But I try not to go like, you know, toward the taint. Top down. Then after that. How do you go top down and not go towards the taint? So I'll go like, I'll like stand up. See, I have the toilet paper.

Yeah. See, I'm like step up. Am I the toilet paper? I like to grab the toilet paper. Take it off the handle and set it at a spot to where I'm not leaning and getting it. Like I'm comfortably grabbing the toilet paper. I've watched you squeeze your, I've watched you squeeze your cheeks three times. Hypothetically, you have shit everywhere right now.

Okay. Well, I got to make this word. work. So I take it, unravel it, and I'm pushing down. Yeah. And then whenever I feel like the first level's done, no, no, no, no, no. That's not enough. No, yeah. Sandpaper effect. Big sandpaper effect. Yeah. Throw it in sandpaper. Sampaper until, you know, you don't see nothing. Like squeegees. Yeah. That's my. Yeah. I didn't know we started this first podcast with so many disagreements. Boys, what's up? Come jumping in this thing. So you guys are on the first pod. This is it. We're talking about,

We're talking about, yeah, we're talking about Jeff. I'm Will. I'm not Jeff. No, you're not. My name is Jeff. Will. Right now we're talking about, would you rather, like, as a wiper, we do you do a shit. You front wiper, back wipe.

Now, I want to back up. I think the first question is, are you a stander or a sitter? Wiping. I don't even know that was an option for you started talking. That's like you sit 24-7. But I'll... I mean, it depends on the situation. Right.

If you're at home. Oh, I'm a sit. You're a sitter? It's a multi-malt. I think it depends, man, and multi-movement sometimes, you know. Do you ever stand up and wipe? Like, are you a pro?

If there were two sides, are you a stator or a sitter? Man, I got to really think about that. What are you got to lean? Yeah, I like to lean up. So you're like a sit and you kind of like lean off to the side. Yeah.

Okay. Yo, Taylor's got the best one. I know what Taylor does. Listen to this. Honestly, I think it's all about effort. So I'm a bigger dude. So when I lean on the seat, that's a lot of wear and tear on one seat. Exactly.

Same. All right. So there's one. I got one down. I cut nut. Hold it. Protect it with my life. I take my other hand.

Usually my left. I'm left hand in. Hang on. Why you got two fingers? I'm holding the bunched up tissue. Okay. Okay. And I go straight to the asshole.

I don't stop and say hello to any. I go right to the asshole. And I squeegee. And I give it a look. Need me. And I flick it. I flick it down. But I don't,

I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, he goes from the front like this. I go front up. I wipe up. Because the thing is like one

bigger dude, right, I already talked about. Like, I put my arm behind my back. Like that's, that's a lot of shoulder mobility.

I do not have. So it's a lot of work. Then I have to lean. Well, now I'm put a wear inter in a toilet seat. Now I'm economically, I'm fucking everything up. The bolts and stuff.

Right? Yeah, it's hard on the bolts. So then I go, you go front, you go front wipe. it's the cleanest way to do it I'll tell you what's the most important though

I disagree you want to reduce your eco footprint get one of those toilets he said douches you I have one of those in Cabo Like the porn? Like the porn? Uh-uh Will you put your seat up top? Yeah. Oh where you're supposed to have your legs?

Derek Morgan's big on those things dude Are you? Yeah It's good for like what Like the health The health right? Yeah

It's like taking it It's like taking a dump in the woods It's like you just It's like squatting But you're still sitting I've had a hemorrhoid before. Have you? Dude, I think I might have one right now,

to be totally honest. You would know if you do. I'm bleed. When I wipe, I bleed. What? When I wipe, I bleed. But, like, it's not, it's an hemorrhoid. Here's a day.

Lot of, like, I'm talking like, like, like, a massacre. Right. Like, you'll feel it kind of dripping. Maybe, maybe for the rest of this podcast, you should let me finish my thought before you just go in and say that stuff. You're hurting, you're hurting a lot of ears out there. But anyway God forbid

That ever happens again I need to stop being so reactive in this conversation Like when it drips Like when it you relax bro Christ Yeah yeah go ahead Hey let's tell them all What we're doing

We're talking about wiping our assholes For the love of God You're not fucking interrupt Question Question did you guys ever eat with God From the height from like the top of a Yeah like you're in a fucking bad truck stop scenario We were just talking about that.

We were just talking about that. Yes. We were talking about that. Yes, you were. You say you go to every toilet and you have to give you the eye. You want to clean it. What do you do in this dirty toilet? That's what we're talking about.

You hover. You hover above and you draw. I'll unravel the entire roll of toilet paper and just cover my arm and hand and wipe it down. You're what's wrong with the planet. No, no, no, no. I save. No, no, you don't. We literally just admit it.

You just told on yourself. Why, why am I bad for the planet? Because I use the toilet paper? Yeah, you use it's these people who want to save the planet. should clean up their fucking piss and shit on the toilet seat. I'm going to go on a big hunch here and just assume that the people that are doing that to the toilet seats probably don't care about the planet.

All right. It's not Leonardo DiCaprio's fucking running around there pulling out a bunch of napkins and shit or toilet paper and throwing it everywhere. That's not how it works. But juice is right. We should get on the topic of what we're doing here. We didn't really finish the hemorrhoid.

Okay, yeah, so here's the deal. So for the last month, off and on, like I'm talking about a week here, a couple days there. Like I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe still blood. Still blood. It's an hemorrhoid. Does it hurt? Sometimes.

When you're passing a bowel movement? No, it doesn't. Does it itch? See, mine would itch and it would. I would be in pain sometimes. I had a bad one. I had a bad one. You know what I'm talking about.

Don't you juice? Except for I pick my own. Hey, juice, I said, like, I'm in pain sometimes. You said, I'm in pain sometimes. You said, I'm in pain sometimes. You said, I'm in pain sometimes. Are you serious? Crying?

I'll tell you what it feels good, though, when you're itching. I'm going to go on a big hunch here and just assume I don't have a hammerwood. Okay, you might not. Well, you might need to check that out, though. You're just bleeding normally? You guys starting with cancer? The C word? No, no, no.

Don't put that in here. Don't put that in the bus. Isn't it how everyone's thought kind of goes to that? Like, you feel a bump? You're like, oh. this is it. I am done. There's no coming back from this. Like three days later, it's it dang grown hair.

You're like, what an idiot, right? You talk to yourself in the mirror. What's that? What foundation do I need to start? Right, exactly. Yeah. People against pimples. The number one cancer starter in the world.

It's tough. What's up? You want something in there? How do you wipe? What do you need? You need something now, don't you? All right. We're out of here.

That's it. That's a wrap. You want us to talk real quick about how we got started? Because we can just cut this up, right? I'd rather let Jeff and the boys figure out, like, the shit that's more important than, than, uh... We could do the starter one in there. Yeah, we could do the intro. We give a different vibe.

Can you just give me... Working title, the den. Listen, here's the deal. All right. We have this, here's the deal. We have this dope-ass bus. It has Budweiser painted on the sign, and we're starting a podcast. It's about, it's called the Den, working title.

What we're also going to do is, we're also going to do is. we're going to interview interesting people, start in Nashville and diversify our portfolio as we go. We're electrostatic to have you here. If you are one of the lucky people to start listening, we're happy to have you. Thanks for coming. This is Wilcompton. I'm Taylor Luan, also your dad. That's peepee behind the camera there.

And then big juice hanging out. They don't have mics because they're unprepared. That's great. That's a wrap, boys. All right, boys. Let's get the fuck out of here. Is that good, Taylor? That's fantastic.

Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.

We don't care where you hear it. podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Winning on Clay is an art. The rallies are relentless, and at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know.

I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs' tennis podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. She's an outsider to win the French for me.

And she likes Clay. Listen, Lennar Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now, and I actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast on the Iheart Radio app. podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports.