Bussin' With The Boys - The Best "Firsts" + Pet Peeves | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Welcome back to another episode of Inside The Bus. This week the boys decide to bring back some old segments from Bussin' that haven't been done in a while. The guys start off the episode with a tier talk of "The Best First's". Not the best first experiences, more so like the first time you sleep in your bed after a vacation. Let us know if you guys resonated with any of the boys lists and out some of your favorite "first's" in the comments. The guys then get into some pet peeves and some shoutout no free shoutouts. Coop has a pet peeve that you aren't going to want to miss. Tap in and enjoy the Friday hang with the fellas from Bussin', much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to our Reggie Bus Bush. Our Mark McGuire episode, episode 25, quarter century episode. To my right, we have Mitch Carsley. We have J.P. Hobie. Coupcom stock. Jack McPherson, Garrett Hargis. And now for the first time, we have a producer cam over there for our producer. Flip Malone.

Yeah. All right. He's got a mic now too. Talk to the people. It's glad to be here. Let's go. You've been here the whole time though. Yeah, I've been here the whole time.

You've got to earn your stripes. When did you do that? When did you start doing it? Like, right? Like week four, five? Yeah. Six, seven? Probably six, seven.

I can see Matt switching in the window. And he has no idea what he's doing. I'm talking. It's still, this camera still suck on him. Camera's just on Coop and J.P. Jared, quick question. Do you know the races

of Mark McGuire and Reggie Bush? Okay, if you had to guess, who's black? Reggie Bush. Do you know what sport he played? You know, you keep up with Kim Kardashian, you know who he is.

Play it with your chest? Football. What position was he? Okay, we don't know all that. I got black, though, right? Yeah. Kicker. Black kicker. You were so close.

Damn it. No, hey, you got it. I'm proud of you. Black kicker? Yeah. Number 25. Reggie Bush. Number 45.

He's a running back. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. So let's get into it. So you want to talk about the rug? Oh, yeah. You've been gone a while. How long has that been?

I haven't seen it either. We've just gone. Shout out Jack, Bibi. Yeah. Shout out Jack. We're off a hot start. Jack is a, uh, He's actually a linebacker for Ball State.

So his girlfriend, she lives in Nashville. He drove down here during their mini-by week. He's all about some action. I guess they're playing in state tonight. And actually, I have a big bed on Ball State. Let's go. And I didn't realize that that was on that team. I kind of want to text and be like,

did I make the right choice? Because minus two and a half. The minus two and a half for Kent State is plus 135 odds. So I feel like it's, that's kind of, you don't see a lot of plus. odds for a spread. Are you on the matchian on Wednesday night? No, but I've just been ancient to get back.

Kent State won like their first game in like two years this year. Like they were an awful team. And now like they're back to it. But I think it's a sign that we're shouting out Jack Beebe, the linebacker for ball state. Yeah. And you have it. It's at three and a half now. And if you take Ball State minus three and a half, it's plus a hundred.

See, I got it at two and a half. So let's go. That's safe. but yeah jack he's he's made a couple of these uh rugs for us before there's one at the footstep of the bus and then there's also one in the in the front of the locker room set which is sick and he's just been grinding as a college student did not know he was in college yeah he was he's a perfectionist so in football i think he was saying you know he was just so far in his head on like doing all the right things on the field doing all the right things with film study he needed some sort of outlet

to detach his identity from just football so he just started making all these different rugs for all these different people and he's crushing it on the little solo entrepreneurship what's his his cousins are the uh but he's like connor spencer grease oh oh yeah yeah he told me that he told me that hopefully we'll have them off for an episode here soon yeah i mean he's made one for riley leon which is it looks sick he's made i think he made one for john gruden like go check his stuff out i mean yeah this stuff is like really really cool and i like that ours is in a frame i know that's it's first first i'm good i'm good time he was talking about he's like I realize that when I'm giving it to people with shows

nobody's going to be able to see it if it's on the floor so I need to start doing frames yeah no that's smart but like the way that everybody turned out in the bus too crazy like you can see like you can see jack who's who you can see jock me that's you that's jesus that's me i did the thumbs up okay jp me with the brown shirt that's definitely Sharon. G. Yeah. Shit's sick.

You literally look like Oh, Lord and Satan. Jesus. Right. No, that is sick. That busting on it is fire. Yeah. He even has me muggy.

He crush it in there. Oh, no. Great holiday presents, sneaky creative holiday presents. Yeah. Jaws should hit him up. What did he say he's booked out? Like a month and a half or so.

Yeah. I don't even know how long it takes to make one, but it just looks. I'll be curious when football season ends how much he's able to do. Moving to Nash. She's going to be on the flag team. Yeah. Oh,

great. Really? Good addition. It's recruited him ASAP. He was down here and he's like, oh, you play football. And he's like, yeah, like at Ball State. I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, he's like, yeah, I'm going to be moving down here after school.

I'm like trying to meet some fellas like, you're on the flag team already. And he's like, oh, that'd be sick. I'm like, hell yeah, brother. You're locked in. Was that the fastest yes you've gotten for flag? Other than foul, maybe? I mean. This is not a dig.

It felt like a dig. I don't know. Because all of us, it took us how long? How many years? I like two. No, I mean. Not me? Yeah, Jack was actually two days.

It took him to, or was it two days or is it today? I don't know. But yeah. No, I mean, he was, I don't know. It's also one of those things. It's like he's moving to a new city. So he just wants to meet some guys. Right.

For sure. He's got family here, though. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. But he's got like his girlfriend here. and like I think maybe some of her friends, boyfriends, but I mean, he's going to be one of the boys,

so we're looking forward to having him down here. Did you and Jack, did y'all have some anniversary or something? Did I over here? Oh, no. It was three years ago today when we were at Notre Dame. Oh, yeah. Rush the field. Hot dog.

The iconic picture that you took of the three of us. Yeah. JP was grinding working. Me, Mitch and Garrett are just shit house in the stadium. That was honestly, I think. that might be my favorite trip of all time. It was a good time. What's crazy, too, is when we were going into the stadium,

yeah, we got to rush Phil and Clemson. When we were going into the stadium, it was like rainy and stuff, so it was slick. I had a bunch of things in my hands, and I slipped on the step, and I landed on my butt, and the security guy started to question me

if I was drunk. I was like, man. With the vest on? Yeah. I know, I was doing photos. See my boy with the hot dog, that looks pretty clear to me, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's sitting right there. Yeah, we were, like, you were working, And we were just We stuck in like 16 fireball shots Was it every touchdown We they

We ripped one I think so It was a high scoring game too We just were ripping Which was a lot That was the DJU era That was when

We rushed a field And that was when I had Will on my shoulders Great moment Oh shit I hate that I'm forgetting his name Marcus Freeman

No no The guy Nick Oh yeah Nick okay He was with us Nick that yeah That was an awesome

That was so much fun Shout out the Irish. I feel like Nick's been with us for multiple games, right? That was a... The mic probably didn't pick it up. Chugging a lot of it. That peaked the mics, but yeah.

Mustass Mitch has been different this morning. Yeah, for sure. I walked in and what were you singing this morning? Hoosier. Heser. Hinder. Hinder. Hinder.

Not like you say sorry. Yeah. So... Lips of an angel. Great, great song. I was going to say. Was that a different song? I think it was a different song.

I still think it was hindered. My cousin, the next room. Do y'all want to get into our, like, fun topic? Yeah. Yeah, I was going to pull up the note. Before Jerry leaves. Let me find it. Oh, you got to bounce.

You said it out for us, Jared. I don't think I have, I don't think I have like a banger one to start or anything. Y'all can go first. Do we want to start with the? I wrote down a handful. We'll do our first. Best first. Best first.

Oh, yeah. We should explain what it is. Somebody explain what it is. Jared. Or JP. Yeah, so we're going to be doing tier talk on this podcast now because the other podcast that goes on in this building, we fall off of our tier talk sometimes or we have sponsors attached to it. So we have some other lists that we want to get out there for you guys. This one is best first.

So think like if you're big into skiing the first shred of the year. If you love the beach, the first beach trip of the year, stuff like that. And if anybody would like to kick it off. I have a question. What you got for? Can I just throw it out there? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, yeah.

I was going to say, I'm a big movie guy, and obviously, like, good movies are rewatchable. I was going to say, like, the first time watching, like, one of your favorite movie, or, like, a good movie that you like. Yeah, that's a different one. That's the first experience. That's first experience. We have, like, best first experience. For the group chat. So, like, best first experience would be, like, the first time I watched my favorite movie.

Yeah, okay. So I got to think of something else. So you're saying, like, he would have to have set a specific. movie to fit into this if that were or no like his would have to be when you first step into the movie theater and the AC hits you yeah I was I did a popcorn

all by first experience I think I could tweak this like what JP said with the snowboarding one like yeah I can see you've been snowboarding a lot but like the first one of the lift for sure like your first run yeah like your first first run another day do you want to start us off Jared I don't know or you think you did it wrong should we do one and go around

one go around, one go around, or everyone hit your three. Can I just say this and it might not be right? It may just be like hoops. The first time watching MTV late at night as a kid. Example, Fantasy Factory. That's an experience. That's probably an experience. That's what I said.

Welcome back. I mean, I can go. Do you mean to just rattle off three? Or do you do one and we'll just talk about it. Yeah. All right. The first poop when you're back home after travel, I feel like that.

That might have been on J.P's list. No, no, no. I just said it earlier. Oh, that's so good. Downstairs, I love that one. There's something spiritual about that. And it's like, that could be God tier. It's a moment of we made it back home, whether it's a fun trip or a work trip.

Oh, yeah. The shower's hot by the time I get done. And that's crazy. Best first wipe. And then, yeah. It just feels like the ultimate reset, you know, you're grounded, ten toes. Maybe naked. Oh, you're naked because you're getting in the shower.

I don't, I'm not, I'm not a poop naked kind of guy. Even if you're getting in the shower right after? I have to like pull up my underwear and then just take my underwear back off. It's just like, it's just like a mess. You don't even step out of the underwear? So there's a, there's a comedian Tony Baker. He has a whole bit on this where he's like, his biggest fear is dying face down, booty up. He's like, and if I'm naked on the toilet and I panic and I get up and they kill me and I fall over.

He's like, I'm going to have detectives coming in. Like, look what we have here, man, face down, booty up. They're like, they identify you by your butthole now. He's like, they bring it to the FBI. They got it plastered on the wall. Like, this is where we start. Found booty north. Yeah.

Yeah, like it's just one of those things I just have to pull up my underwear. Just like, all right, now I'm clean. Just a little reset. Yeah. I mean, I guess I get that. but that would be my number one for best firsts. Great ones.

Start with our best one. That's what we're doing right now. Best worst, whatever you want, man. Oh, yeah, why are you not? They'll jump on your ass if you do it wrong.

I'm fucking, get in there. I'm now thinking on the fly because I was doing experiences, but one that just hit me is the first like fresh air breeze that hit you when you were leaving work going into a vacation.

So where you're like, oh shit. Like this is where I have the most allotted amount of time before I have to clock back in. And there's some where you just kind of let out. Even like an audible like, come on. Or like you're just like, you're moving a little faster. You can just feel yourself smiling on the inside. And there's just so much potential for what's ahead. I have one that aligns with that.

I'll save. I'll keep it in the chamber. I think I have one. But yeah. That's a great. Yeah. It's a great feeling. I say like when the weather warms up, that first pool or like lake day, whatever it is,

finding that body of water, that first day. The first water day. Yeah, the first time you just get in the water when it's, when it's time is like that's probably my number one overall. That's a great one. That's a really good. I'm definitely a warm weather. Zero hesitation of jumping in either. Yeah.

Water cold. I don't even care. Yep. I'm in there. The sun, you start to feel the sun a little more. Oh, yeah. that's pretty that's pretty much on my list too but i'll have another one here the first time you lay on your parents couch when you're home for the holidays just a long lounge it's like man now i'm not

going anywhere i don't know where to be i'm home that's a good one my mine kind of goes off of jacks but not like sort of the first like on a friday and it's a nice sunny friday and like you just got done work it's the first song you put on when you're dry home and you just got the windows down what is that song for you it really it really depends no it's not well I'm not going to I'm saying it's like in the summer

it's my it could be but you're not saying it always it's never that it's not it's just kind of what's whatever song I'm like it's been over hey watch those heads it might be hinder another the rogue on your head what song I've been

playing recently but you just put the windows down you just got your hand just playing in the wind you love this one yeah I feel like I've heard you bring I just kind of, I don't really go like that one. I'm going more like sideways. Okay.

No, you ride that. Swerve on a corner. Damon? This was pretty boring compared to all these. When you wake up in the middle of the night, the first sip of water you take when you're thirsty. No, that's a good one. That's a good one, bro. We got to put an end to this.

Yeah. Are we taking a timeout? Hey, the first one, I was like, hey, guys, I think I may have done it wrong. You're like, go ahead. And I was like, uh, this. That's a great. I think it's how you, I think it's how you lead. into it.

This is probably going to suck. The first time I did it and then there's a great idea. Remove that other time. Yeah. So that one doesn't count. Yeah. The only other one.

You just actually did that one wrong. Do you agree or disagree that you will tee things up with that when you put things to us? This might be a bad idea, but that's what we're saying. I have a reason to do it. Just stand and toes. But you get hopped on it. But you have great ideas.

Okay. Thank you. This isn't like, I want his arguing. I'm on his arguing. Perfect. All right, my backup? Yeah.

Back up. All right. Oh, yeah, Matt. Oh, Matt, you have one? I guess it's a warm weather one. First blowjob. You don't have any other ones? You have a mic.

Give a mic. First blowjob you give. I was going to say, that's an experience. I was going to say, Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news?

Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do. podcast.

Pretty, yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we

how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it and,

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remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say,

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You can also do it now as like when it's like cold out and that first Christmas song that hits the radio when you were a kid. and you're like, all right, it's Christmas time. That works. And that still applies today. That's what I'm saying. So applies today. How weird is it right now watching yourself talk on the screen? Because I know you're seeing it in the corner of your eye.

It's a little weird. The tilt's looking good. It's a good tilt. Yeah, yeah. He's making sure everything. It's a good tilt. All right. I'll go.

All right. The next one I have is first round of golf coming out of winter. That one just hits home for me. It kind of goes with the warm weather pool thing, but it's that first day where you're just like, I'm going to get outside and do an activity that I want to do. You also have zero expectation coming out of winter on what your golf game is. Sometimes you can play incredible.

Sometimes it doesn't matter and your shoes are off by whole 10 and you're just chilling. But that one for me is, that's a special one. That's a good one. Whether it's with your friends or on like a work outing, but the first time entering in your hotel or Airbnb, even if it's just a like holiday in. Something about just like knowing it's going to be perfectly clean and like just like a new experience.

Typically where my head's at because I'm going to Arizona tomorrow for this wedding and we have a sweet Airbnb and it's like the first like opening the Airbnb and like everything's perfectly as it should be. All the sheets are just, you know, cornered at the end of the beds. Somewhere again kind of goes back to what I was saying about like the first moment like your vacation where it's like there's so much opportunity.

It's like what is this place going to look like when we leave? Probably a disaster, but maybe not. This is the cleanest it'll ever be. A beautiful disaster. That's a good one. That's good. I'm sure a lot of people will relate to this one. It's kind of somewhere you go on parents' couch.

Going back to your parents' house and seeing your family pet. Oh. That first lick. Yeah. I'm like damn near more excited to see my pets when I go home. than I have my family. I'm like, y'all are cool. Let me see Rebel.

Yeah, seriously. You can talk to your parents. Any day you want. Yeah. So going to see, yeah, that's like what I look forward to the most. What kind of pet you have at home? Yellow Lab and two cats. Let's go.

Like, No, I know. Go ahead, demon. I'm not licking. The pets, licking. That first link. I know everybody's thinking. Oh,

oh, mine is. I guess my number two is the first dap with all of your boys when you come back from a trip and it's your first time seeing them. So like when I came back from Greece and I see everybody for the first time, it's just a great dab. It's an intentional dab. Intentional doubt. That's a great way to put it. My mind just went blank. I saw it happen.

I literally just went like clean. My list got. I can short. I'll try to think of one. This isn't going to be like the most powerful. I got like four more. so but and I don't know it's not necessarily like a summer thing but it's like going into the fall and like it's still you got like that crisp crispiness air but you can also smell the fret crushed

freshly cut grass just my brain's not working right now but like the smell of fresh cut grass and it's like for whatever reason it just reminds me of like youth football season and it's like it's here dude I'm with that one yeah I saw a kid we I was at checks last night and I saw this kid and his dad come in. They just left football practice. He still had all of his pads on. And it was time of year where he has the hoodie under the pads, cleats on and everything.

I'm just like, man, this is too pure. You got to get the kid out the pads for checks. Hey, it was go crazy. He was just sitting at the table eating the wings fully. He was probably so lost. No, I mean, no, I'll be scared. When it's that cold out as a kid, like you want to keep your pads on because it just keeps all the warmth then.

So I'm with them. Oh, yeah. Is that why you keep your bike unsy on when you're right here? No, I'm just like, I'm not going to bring. That is one of the crazier things I've seen. I'm not going to bring extra clothes because I'm just like,

I'm biking in on a Friday. It's like we're going to be here all that long. Let's go full eight hours. We work a full day on Fridays. I leave a little early. They watch the show, bro. Taylor watches. Yeah,

that's true. Taylor watches. We work four eight hours. We leave at like 8 p.m. yeah. and 8 a.m. I'm like, I'm not going to

I'm not going to wear like ride my bike here in the outfit put on different clothes and put that same outfit outfit back on to ride home. You could just ride home pedestrian style. Now that butt pad is a

lifesaver dude. Oh, it's built in. Yeah. All right, Jared. I just thought of this one. First, first shower after a haircut.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That is so good. That's a must. And you're itchy. It's just so nice. And it's like drying your hair.

You're like, oh, it's so much easier to dry. Just feeling it too. Everything about it. It's like, I don't use as much shampoo. Yeah, it's so nice. Does anyone not immediately go home and get, like, shower after a haircut? I at least wet my hair down. Unless like I've been in a situation which I can't, but like I try to.

Like, if it's like a wedding morning, like very rarely. Like not my day up. I will. I did that like if I was like a, when I was in a. wedding once I think I got a haircut I think we all got haircuts that morning or something and for some reason we didn't get showers and it was brutal all day we're all itchy back when I used to get kind of a fun idea though to get like if you have a barber come the day of the wedding yeah yeah yeah but I mean back when I usually get my haircut during the day here I wouldn't shower because I'd have

to come back here but now I'm like one I can't do it during work hours two I need to schedule when I can take a shower after I get my hair cut so I don't think we're y'all here for any of his I heard about, yeah. I heard Will tell me about it. There was only really one. Yeah. Matt. There was one bad one.

Don't get a haircut during work hours. Yeah, he's been, wait, oh, I thought for some reason you Will and Taylor were talking about something along those lines other day.

Maybe I just thought you. Getting it, no, no, I've never thought about it, but it'd be pretty dumb, right? I mean, yeah,

during work. Yeah. Which is crazy, because we'll get to haircut every single week at 2 p.m. on like Wednesday. Mitch, what happened?

You got, What happened? So this was two Super Bowls ago. Yeah, I guess. It was when we were going to Vegas. You have a way better memory than me. Yeah. It was when we were going to Vegas,

it was right before we were, it was like the week before we were going to the Super Bowl. And we had like our Super Bowl meeting of how it's all going to like lay out the week. And I'm like, hey, I have a haircut at this time. Like, just a heads up.

And like it was like an hour and a half from when this meeting started. So this meeting. starts like we're going we're going and like an hour goes by i'm like hey like i have it mind you the meeting is starting to die down a little bit there's not like everyone mind you i'm in the right when i no no no this is what's going through my head like the meeting's dying down we're having like all the side of conversations that goes on during meetings and stuff like all right i think i think we're about done like hey i got to go get my hair cut and so i went and i come come back and

Will's like where'd you go? I went to get a haircut I thought we were done with the meetings like no we weren't done this is like our most important week like we kept going

and then I came to you guys like how much longer are you going like we were going for another 30 45 minutes I'm like are you serious so I got in trouble does a haircut at like 130 or two

yeah it's all right I mean you live in your life you learn You learned for sure. And that was one of my first few weeks here. And I remember, like, before he got in trouble, when he just went to get a hair guy, I was like, shit, you can just go do whatever.

You can do whatever you want. And then I found out, like, a little bit later that that was not the case. Not the case. We might have to revisit that when, like, your first day, like impressions and same with yours. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. Didn't something crazy happen in your first day? First day was just the national championship.

The watch party at Taylor's house or the stream, yeah. Isn't that when we had the. meeting up here? Was that your first day? You told me about this. You told me about a bad. You're here for the audit thing. We'll revisit.

We'll revisit. No, no. The one where Will was right here. Oh, oh, yeah. You told me. That wasn't my first, no,

it was my first day. Oh, that your first day? It was first week for sure. Yeah. Oh, when he hit the table, when he hit the table and left.

I was the scaredest I've ever been. I feel like we've talked about it enough. We kind of have to tell the story now. Wait, but should we finish our, we need a finish. Yeah, let's tell one more round. This one's typical, but like that Friday first beer.

All right, gee. Come on. That works. Nobody said it yet. Like that first sip of alcohol on a Friday after a long week. Amen. Yeah. All right.

A fucking mim. Sorry. I didn't have a list. I didn't prepare. Like, that was typical. Nobody disagree with you. No. I mean, it was just debt.

Everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, you said, when you said, when you said, when you said, when you said, when you said, when you said, when you're going to say, like, you're going to say, like, you're first nut. Oh, no, that would have been a banger. Yeah. You couldn't have missed there.

I don't remember my first nut. First B. J of the day. First lick. First lick. First lick. All right. All right.

My third, this is hard because I have three more. And I don't want to pick this one because it kind of ties into all the summer things, warm weather. But I'm going to go with it.

And it's the first day of summer break. That freedom. You're talking about like in high school and stuff? Yeah. Literally. We have summer break anymore?

That's what I'm thinking of every single time. You're talking about like high school shit. I haven't felt that in like five years. God, it's been 12 for me. That doesn't apply to me anymore. So.

First crush. We're talking about high school. We've now entered the judgment round. Yeah. Do you want to? to just rattle the rest of yours off real quick? Yeah, yeah. My last one was that first hit of some sticky, icky.

Oh, yeah. That was on my initial. After a long day or a long week. Or if you take a tea break, that first one back. Zing. It's special. Love that. Yeah.

Because you can't do your first ever. That would be an experience. Yeah. I found out the hard way. A great experience, but yeah. Usually the poop and that go hand in hand. So that showers. Nuts.

cynical. Yeah. And then you get your first. And then you got your music on. You can go, you can hit the triple crown in one room. My last one, I thought Coupe will definitely align with this.

And, and Jared, everybody will, but the first game with the fellas, once you, like, log in and, like, my first,

like, let's say, like, we're, like, busting some rounds on four. Oh, right.

Just when you finally get everybody into a lobby. And, like, for, like, you know, at least 30 minutes,

you're going to get, some gaming time with the fellas. That's a huge emphasis. Once everybody's in the lobby, like that moment, because it just takes forever to get everybody in the lobby. Especially, when you get older, it's like half the time these dudes don't even show up. We're willing to put his kids down for an hour. We're entering

that time of you. I gotta get in the lobby one of these days. Hey, hey, we'll just get you in the Discord. You can just come talk. Just talk to hang out. You can play Switch and... I have Discord downloaded. Discord's awesome. Also, honorable mention. Honor will mention very basic, but first

sleep after clean sheets but yeah that doesn't even want to say it Matt maybe say it the obvious shit's so obvious I'm just gonna bum off my first one because I really do want to use that one the I mean Mitch kind of said it double in there he kind of said it

like walking into the movie theater the first like whiff of like popcorn that you smell like that first sip of coat like all that just like before the movie starts just that first like that's like that's the biggest part of the movie experience, like even almost bigger than seeing the movies, like, just getting in there. What was the most recent movie you saw? The new Tron movie. I saw it,

too. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. I still want to go see the, uh, I had a good time. Was it one battle at a time? Yeah, with Leo. That movie was, I wanted to go see that. I went and saw Tron, like, on my birthday, because like that was, we had a whole day. We went and saw Tron, and I wanted to see that movie, and it's like out of theaters completely. Already? At least here, we, we looked everywhere. and it was out for two-ish weeks and then gone. I heard it crushed. It did. Like, people enjoyed it.

There were just a lot of movies that came out at the same time. I'm going to have to watch that. I really wanted to see that. I was going to see Tron anyway later. If it's out, we should watch it in there. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of Thursday Night Football.

My last one is the first bite of your favorite meal. Yep. I was thinking of that earlier. Yeah. My dad makes these lamb chops from. my birthday and God, this is so great. But then the last bite really pisses me off because I'm like, man, I can't believe it's

over. That first part's because you've been so weird. You were thinking about it so much and you're like, it delivered. Hey, this might be opening another conversation, but do you strategically eat a meal that way so that your last bite is something. Something sloppy. Specific though. Like you want the last bite to be the pork chop.

So that's the last taste of mouth, not the size. Oh, yeah. Because I pick it up by the bone. I go Mitch on it You see me eat a PV&J That's what I look like I eat my PV&J strategically Every day

Oh we know Licks through the cheeks Yeah legs just fucking Stuff it in there No pause In high school and stuff High school and stuff My last one will be

Kind of sticking to the Football realm The first weekend Of just football in general I don't know if it's going to be the first Saturday or the first Sunday, but probably the first Sunday, you got all the fellas over. That first time you sit in the couch, you click on Red Zone. Your team's going undefeated. Yeah.

And you have the entire season ahead of you. This is the most amount of football you will have for the rest of the year. All of your bets are going to hit. You're parlaying everything. Yeah. And it's like, we're back. Yeah. And then you just immediately get pissed off.

it's got it's got hansom. All right. Great one. Could be a friend of the show. Great one. My last one, I think everyone here will relate to this. Your first automatic farm you make in Minecraft.

Is that an experience, though? Yes, dude, because every new world you make, you will get to a point when you make an automatic farm. I don't think. What? I'm not going to question the Minecraft. Yeah, yeah. Keep going.

Please question. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own. podcast called Hey Jonas.

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.

I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you. You guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,

people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from a Hypocrite as part of the Mike Coutura Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. He's rolling. And every time, your first one you make. For all my Minecrafters out there, you know, it's just now we don't have to worry, boys. We will eat forever. That's super niche, but my Minecrafters out there, your first automatic farm. I feel like that's a clip that will go viral. I was about to say clip that.

Yes, go guys. Because the Minecraft people go hard. Collaborate with Minecraft. That's going to get no views. That one might put us on the map. Yeah. Dude, that might blow up this podcast. Matt?

I think I'm a winner guy, the first snowfall of the year. I mean, I love snow. I was thinking that earlier, too. Because like I know as you get older, snow days. Yeah, I thought you said. I was like, oh, all right. I thought you said that. That first snow day.

It kind of reminds you of a kid again. Even if you don't have school anymore, you're like, oh, I got that first snow day. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Because I hate the cold, but something about the first snow, I'm like, I get re-energized. I'm like, I'm going to be outside all day. It's going to be cold.

It's got to be snowing. Yeah. Otherwise, get out of here with that. It can be like 10, 15 degrees. And it just dry. You don't like that, coop. It's got to. be, give me something.

I got a hot take about snow. That's a pet peeve. Let's go snow for snow. Actually, you know what? We'll save it. Okay. Damn, he stared down the barrel. Hey, we'll save that for next week.

All right. No, for the pet peeves. We all went through. Right? Yeah. Put in the comments some of your favorite first best, whatever, best first. Mind you, it's the first.

What is it, bitch? Best first. Not first experience of doing something. Try to make it really clear for y'all. Yeah. All right, what did we want to go back into? The story of Will. The Coup's first week.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's get, I don't know if I never heard it. Everybody say bye to Jared. Bye, Jared. Bye, buddy. I want to hear your vantage point of a Coupe because it was your first week. The meeting? Yeah.

What's funny, like, yeah, it was my first week. And I don't remember all the specifics, all the details. And he was gone. I'm trying to think too. Like, I can't exactly remember why it was called. Probably because Mitch got a haircut. No, because that was... I just remember Willis saying that everybody's expendable.

Yeah. And then I want to say he kind of singled Yoko. He was like, don't worry. Like, you're new here. This isn't directed at you. Like I said, I don't remember all the specifics what happened before because I was not there before. But I remember we were up here and I was sitting on that side and he had like the board and

he ripped into everybody. And then I was like, I was just sitting there thinking. like saying about me didn't he talk to you beforehand yeah but it wasn't like I thought you said he's like pulled you shy hey we're about to have a meeting anything that said in there not about you so Coop's like I'm about to have all new co-workers I don't care about any will wasn't the one uh who pulled me aside for that another person was and I don't want to drop the meeting Jared had said it earlier so no that was another person not will you got to work on that but yeah that was that was like Tuesday or Wednesday so like my second or third day

And the first day was already crazy enough because it was the live stream at Taylor's house Yeah And obviously It was the very first day Yeah Oh wow So it was before the Super Bowl

Because it was Monday So it wasn't even the March Madden and stuff Didn't even happen yet Man I wonder what the heck What had triggered it Should we call them up? Yeah I couldn't tell you all that

But it was kind of And we keep talking about the hand smash He didn't smacked the table He had like an ending line And he was like I think he was like And he walked out talking about everybody He's like everyone's expendable like no one's like

No one's safe. Yeah no one's safe Yeah I wish I could remember what he said And then he just left to get a haircut You all remember how that started I'm really interested I honestly don't

I think we all were our I mean I definitely don't Because I try and black it out We've done a bad job And we moved forward Coming back to this I don't know if I'm the only one, I thought everything was going pretty smoothly.

Like, I don't think we had any. It was a snowball. I know the snowball effect of like one little thing after another and then one big thing that set it off. I do kind of feel like I remember that being the vibe like after, just like after he left and we're all talking down. Or whatever. It's like, what the hell is like? Yeah, we were like, oh, what the fuck just happened? It was just the five of us.

Yeah. And I do remember, I do remember it was like, you don't want like, yeah, we deserve that. So, Coup, well, your first day was. almost this time last year. Yeah, yeah. Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Two years.

Yeah, yeah. Two years. That's right. It worked. It worked. It would be January. 23. So in January, it'll be two years, correct?

Yeah. It was January 7th or 8th. Man, we about being 26. Oh, no. Damn. You don't know nothing about that nephew? But yeah, we, like, that was. It was a crazy first week.

What a dud of a story because we don't even remember what happened. But, I wish I could contribute more. I was just like, I was just there. Crazy. It was happening around me, not to me. Did it happen before, after the audit thing? I don't know, bro.

I don't know. What audit thing? I'm having a hard, like I remember the chaos. Yeah, okay, I came right, uh, not right at some, somewhat recently after the tunnel chaos. What was that guy's name? Ken. Ken.

Yeah. Beast. Because that was a, that was a hot topic when I was. So I think it was right. The audit thing I think was right. right before Christmas break you had a dial

to for context we had like a team building type meeting where we needed to get closer work on having better communication and like you know

if you felt like somebody either wasn't upholding the standard we got to feel comfortable with like bringing it up face to face just so the betterment of Bussin is stronger and that that's a little bit of the context

when we're like talking about this audit thing We had like a guy come in, a professional come in. So weird how like to basically test us. Yeah. He crushed it. He was awesome. It's so weird how the tunnel of chaos is what it is now. Because like in the moment it's like that's a perfect like that's a really good way to like if you're having like confrontation with somebody like hey tunnel of chaos right now.

And like you kind of just do whatever. Right. But now it's let's go to Vegas. Like it's that whole like switch of. Yeah. What did you got against Vegas? I don't. Say it out loud, bro.

If we went through the tunnel of chaos, say it, man. It's not at all right now. Part of me thought that the tunnel chaos did it originally from that. Like that was, that's so funny. Yeah, it was from when Ken came out. That is, yeah. It's so funny too because he had it on a bullseye. He was like, based off what you guys are saying the problems are and nobody is speaking

out and attaching to name of any of it, like somebody is lying about something in this room. He's like, now this is the time to explain exactly what's going on. And we're all like, I don't think anyone said anything. Yeah, we were all too. Yeah, it was basically that. He's like, like, we all sat around for like a minute, just quiet. He's like, you guys, someone, someone don't be a pussy and say something. And I think Will and Taylor just said something.

Dude, it, it stuck. Though the line that stuck would be in the most was when he, because he worked with Kirk cousins too, he was like, Kurt came up to me and said, Ken, we, we have three problems going on. He's like, no, actually we have four. Kirk's like, what do you mean? He's like, how do we get to three? I was like, dang.

You understand that? Repeat it, JP. Hold on. Repeat it, JP. Kirk came up to him. Hey, Ken, we have three problems. Or then Ken was like, no, we actually have four. Because how do we get to three?

The fourth problem is how we got to three. The fourth problem is that there's three problems. There shouldn't be one, two, or three. Right. Just stop at one. Ball. A, the harder conversations you'll have, the easier your life will be, man.

Game. Eyes open. Come on, nephew. I need a bite, bro, back. Stay with it now. I mean, it's been, stay with it. It'll be two years since he's in 2026.

It's been a while. Yeah. What else did we want to talk about today? Go ahead. Pett. Peave's. Yeah, pet peeves. All right.

I'm sorry. I got a few. Yeah. Just like, just like, just like, your talk sometimes it doesn't get done on the bus we're going to start bringing it over here same with pet peeve and bring back a little bit of the shout out no free shoutouts just so we can keep that in the bus and world and the bus and fan um but coop seems eager to get a pet peeve on his chest i'm gonna do

not my biggest one first my my first one is a smaller one and it really relates to what i've already talked about is people at the movie theater and everyone who just talk or get on their phone the whole movie when everyone paid like a trillion dollars in 2025 to go see this movie didn't you work the movies i did yeah that sucked and people did all i just expect that half of your things today have been i think around no i got war stories from that maybe for another time but that's one of my that's my biggest movie theater pet peeve well that's like the only movie theater pet peeve but people getting dude i can just imagine how mad it is it is crazy though that people do that But I hate, we're all with you.

And just coop. Yeah. And another movie theater, Pepi, because now you can pick your seats when you're buying tickets. This happened to me one time, uh, me and my boy went to see a movie. Two seats. Empty theater. Empty theater. These people, this couple walks in.

They sit right next to you. Sit right next to us. The two seats next to us in the top row. Whole theater. I'm not even kidding. Not even one person near the bottom. It was right next to us. And they were talking and flurring.

It was like a 50-year-old couple. flirting and talking and touching each other a whole time. He spilled his popcorn on me. I'm like, what are we doing? Why? Yeah, like, hey, popcorn surprise. Did you stay in your seat or did you get up and move?

We stay. We were there first. You know, there's a piece of you that just enjoys being mad. But the whole movie. The thrill. The whole movie. I mean, the movie was cocaine bear. I'll be honest.

That's why it was empty. We had to go see what it was about. It honestly makes it kind of funnier. Like, they came and set next to us in Cocaine Bear. I never saw that. It's absurd. Hey, man. It's exactly what you think it is.

The premise is insane. It's a movie. It's a real story that happened in Knoxville. Oh, I didn't know what's Knoxville? Yeah, it happened in Knoxville. Or like in the smoking mountains outside of Knoxville. Well, beautiful things happen. That's funny.

Dude, the real scary thing happened in a theater. I was because I hate when, and when you are with a crew and that's like your friends are the ones talking, and it's just like. Oh, it's even worse. It's horrible. Hey, you know where I feel that? I feel like you'll share this at concerts. Oh my God. I will walk away from the friend group to watch a concert if it's that bad.

You have motherfuckers. The concerts say it's this way. They're literally facing their back to the show. They're like, I know, man. And it's like, move away. Dude. It drives me insane. But places like indoor venue, like Brooklyn Bowl,

If you sit over by that bar area, like, you might as well just, you know, chill, Coop. I can't wait to hear the second one. Yeah, I'm trying to hear. Yeah, I feel that. I do feel that. If I paid money to come watch something, don't be talking. Yeah. This ain't $6 tickets anymore.

Amen. Neither are concert tickets. Yeah. A new one, I guess, that I would have, that I just didn't even know about. Gary, you would understand it as I'm trying to make merch for Make It to Midnight. And people are asking me, oh, dude, and like my friends that I would love to give some to. Like, hey, you got to get me this. You got to give me that.

And I'm just like, bro, this junk is costing me money to like buy all of these things. Like I can't give me. For you, yes, I totally understand that because it's your money. Right. For busing, it's definitely different. Definitely. But at least once a week, all it's crazy. you haven't got me anything.

It's like, it's like an insult. Do you want to like ask for some or do you just want to do this experience? The amount of times I've heard some of our friends, even they say it to me, but like him like saying to G like, damn,

it's crazy. Like I still haven't got any gear. It's like, dude, make an ask, send a size, send what you want and be like, I would like this.

You will have it. Don't just expect that we're going to just show up with a box of merch just because we work for the company. What's crazy too is the people that do this and I hope you're watching. I text them and said, hey, I have X, Y, and Z for you

because we have a ton of it. Shout out the home team. No response. Dude, because they want some, you know, one-off special gift. They don't want the like, hey, we have a bunch of extra backstock of this. Like, oh, I don't want it.

Oh, custom backstop of your favorite football team. No response. Piss me off. Tyler Boseman. I was trying to figure out who it was What did you got, Mitch? Pet peeve If you don't have one, I can go

Where's that one? Come back to me. You got a pet peeve? Let's go. I can't get my shout out of my head. It's actually It's two things, but they're related. They're related to each other.

He didn't even want to hear it either. When people don't hold the door for people, like when you're walking in, you don't hold the door, like when someone's not holding the door, and then also when people don't say thank you. you when you hold the door for them. I don't know why, but that irks me.

It's like, you gotta say thank you. For sure. I don't know. You were raised right. Yeah, it pisses me off. But, yeah, that's my pet peeve. That's a good one. Did that happen recently?

It did. Did it happen today? It happened like two days ago, and I thought about it. Where were you? I was at the gas station coffee, morning coffee, hold the door, silent treatment. And I was just like, yeah, they just walked in. It's morning, man. You got to give them better.

for the doubt. It doesn't matter. That's even better of a... Hey, good morning. Appreciate you. Hey, don't it. You don't say? Let's just... Hey, thanks. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think I think.

was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast

where people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shape my behavior and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This mental health awareness month, tune into the podcast deeply

well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown. from the Black Effect Podcast Network

on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian.

And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice. and thoughtful solutions. Sike! I'm a comedian! I'm not qualified to give good advice! Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant,

and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Oh, cream of chicken suit. A cream... Cream a chicken suit.

This is Help from a Hypocrat, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to help from a hip-hickin' help from the people you know. Hypocrat as part of the Mike Coultera Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you, man. Hey, under your breath, when they walk in, you go, hey, yeah, no problem. No, I don't do that, but I scold them. I do.

I scold them. Yeah, I'm like, and then it'll sit with me for like 10 minutes, like, fuck that, dude. I'll never be friends with that. 10 minutes of your day, gone. Yeah. I feel that. A pet peeve of mine, JP and I talked about this when we were driving back from South Carolina two weeks ago.

And it's tough because in a way this could fall into a shout-out, but right now it's going to land in the pet peeve column. One of the better inventions of all time is when you go to the gas pump, the little lever that clicks and it pumps the gas for you. So my pet peeve is when you pull up to one of 15 pumps and your pump doesn't have it. And you have to make the decision, do I move to another pump? or do I just stand here for what feels like a lifetime? If it's a cold day.

I never use that thing ever. I always pump it. I don't know why. You say that like... Quote graphic that I always pump it. But that just like, and it happened to me twice, once on the way to South Carolina and then once coming home, so I don't know if it's a state thing, but...

Whoa. We're working to get it fixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's far of the campaign. But it does kind of annoy me because that invention is incredible. Yeah. And when you just luck out with the one that doesn't have it, you know, it sucks. It sounds like a little bad thing to complain about.

Oh, you got to pump your own gas. Yeah, I'm complaining about it. Yeah, it's Pepi. Yeah. So that was mine. Mine will be when you use your creditor debit card and they say that it doesn't work, even though you have just recently used the card. Spirit Halloween.

I mean the last night or two nights ago, I went to Walmart because my heat, because I bought that house in May, I had not turned the gas on because I have electric stove. And so it's getting cooler. I'm like, why is my heat now working? Realize having got Piedmont light gas to come out and turn on. First time they can do it is Friday. So Monday, it was pretty chilly. It was like on Sunday night. It was freezing in my house.

So I go to Walmart and get just an indoor heater and I go up. I had just got gas. Use the button. Don't hold it. I'm not a psycho. And one, at Walmart, they don't have tap to pay. And so I'm sliding it. I'm inserting it.

It's not working. They take me to customer service. Not working. Not working. Not working. I don't have because I have one of these, the wallets on my phone. And I just only have my credit card because it's all I use. I have to go back to my house to get my debit card, come back.

And on the way back, just to know for sure. Or excuse me, after I got the heater, it works. I go to Chipole and get dinner, use my debit card. works perfectly. But just in that moment, like, you're just like fuming at some person

who gets paid like $12 an hour doesn't give a shit. Like, and you know the clientele in Walmart especially this 100 Oaks. It's like the living dead over there sometimes. So yeah, that just bugs you.

Like, I swear God, it's not getting declined. Like, I have money. And it's not even like a fleck. It's just like I have enough to pay for this. But,

you know. Life goes on. There's another pet peeve in that. And again, this is such a niche thing. An old head thing. But the fact that Walmart doesn't have the tap to pay is insane. But I think it's like literally the demographic that chops there. There has to be something involved with it.

Maybe that's me being. You take it away. Personally, I love the insert the chip. Really? Yeah. It just feels wrong. I feel like it. It feels more like a transaction to me.

I'm like, and that's what I'll... That's fair. What about the swipe? Take it back. Yeah, I would love to be back on the swipe. You know the guy that invented the swiping of the credit card? Like that magnet strip from Brentwood? Really.

There were so many rumors growing up. When we were in like middle school and high school, it'd be like, oh, it was like such and such his uncle. And it's always a rotating rumor. But they're like, yeah, he got like 0.03 cents per every swipe. And it's like, dang. Like, he would be. That's obviously never. This is brain rot, but Speed was at some restaurant.

And some guy was like, hey, what are you streaming on? And Speed was like, you know, kick, YouTube, whatever. He's like, oh, do you know who invented the internet? And Speed's like, was it you? He's like, no, but just Google it. Guy Googles it or Speed Googles it. And the name pops up. He's like, all right, now here's my name and type it in next to his.

And the guy in the restaurant invented downloading. I was like, what? It's like inventing water at this point. Literally. Like, thinking of it. I forgot that could have been downloading. Yeah. It wasn't just always around?

So that dude just invented stealing. Yeah, pretty much. Legend. My, uh, pet peeve is going to be, uh, it sounds really pointed at the moment when I'm thinking about it, but it just happens all of the time at my apartment.

When, if you're not in the apartment, everything should be turned off. Like, except your AC or heat or whatever. So not everything. I mean... I'm just kidding. Continue.

Like, my current roommate now and like my roommates have had the house. No, I don't live with Gabe. Gunner. Gunner. Oh, Gunner. Gunner will leave his fans on and his lights on

when he's not home. And I'm like, brother. I'll literally go in his room and turn everything off. Do you guys pay four those like like it's we pay for electric yeah I just didn't know if it's included like you know

that that especially would piss me and like our electric bill for the first month was like 120 bucks and that's what it was at the house like four people or it was like a little bit at the house with like maybe 60 bucks more expensive but it's two of us in an apartment not

four of us an entire house like brother turn off your shit and there's time there are times he's moving out soon though yeah there are times all come in here and like the bathroom lights on i'm like just turn the bathroom light off yeah sometimes there's more than just the bathroom light left on here that blows my mind for sure who raised not to be pointed who raised who raised these people

how about we've been gone i know for a fact that i've left some i know for a fact that i've left stuff on before but i like it's like if you're done in the room turn everything off kind of thing that's a good one uh when people wear shorts in a t-shirt in 40-degree weather. That's probably some of y'all. I don't know if it's anybody y'all, but that's a pet peeve of mine. Are you talking about your boss?

Does he do that? I haven't worked here a winner yet. Matt, you were just complaining about having to wear pants earlier. Well, in first thing he said to me when I walked in was short-sleeved shirt and shorts, bro. It's 70 degrees outside right now. Well, when it's cold, when it's cold, like, we're in, like, the depths of January, and you're pulling up in T-shirt shorts. I mean, I was at the Titans game on Sunday, and it was like a brisk.

48 degrees and a little rainy and clump pulled up in shorts he never wear shorts bro do you remember in high school it's like bro it's not even that cold out I was that kid in neon At my school They don't make neon in long sleeves You could not wear pants or you were a loser

Really? Yeah I didn't see one dude in pants The whole like what's the coldest it's getting I mean it's still gets like 40s Yeah it'll get 40s It'll get 40s but like no one was wearing Yeah we were in shorts I feel like I was freezing my butt off I don't know if I've ever seen Coop in pants

I was in pants yesterday That is such a lie It's a shorts pod You saw me yesterday Back to the credit card thing real quick How does the machine know That your password is incorrect Damn

Wait hold on what My credit card I don't have It's got to be in the chip A card man Yeah How does it know your pin is wrong Is it You type

Sometimes I just been able to click In terms It knows You let you do it It knows your information Yeah, because of the chip. That's why he's a credit card. But we didn't always have the chip.

Did you have to type it in when you swiped? Not. Like when I used to get gas with my debit card, I have to type in my pen every time. Right. It was my credit card. I do not. There's no pen. Just debit card.

Debit card. You will. I'm with you because I kind of blew my mind for a second. Yeah, yeah. But it's programmed into your chip, which is read into the machine. Hey, I don't know. Has there always been a chip in the card, but now they're just making it visual? Do I have time for one or two more pet peeves?

I was going to get on as I do. Then I'm going to do, I'm going to do, God, I want to do both of them. Just let them off real quick. When you pull up to, when someone else is pulling up to a stop sign, so obviously before you, but you're kind of getting there right at the same time, and then they just don't go. Yeah. And then you do that awkward, but it's like their fault because they think you should go.

That, for whatever reason, this might just be me. pisses me off so bad. He's a road rager. Coup behind the wheel is. Dude, I'm a road rager. I've never met somebody with more road rage and foul. Let me introduce you to.

I got to ride in the card with with Coop, but... You sped past me yesterday. That's fair, though. You're pulling up to the stop sign. You get there after them, and they're just like... It happened to me this morning, for sure. I always am I just gonna...

Yeah. And they just don't know what I mean? You know what I mean? Look. I'm telling you. pisses me off. And then my other one, unless anybody else wants to go. No, you got it. We got five minutes left.

This one is going to sound like just hating. I'm sorry for what I'm about to say. Just say it. You got it. You got to get this one off your chest. Just grumpy, bitter old people. There were some good ones out there. Believe me.

Believe me. I get it. At the gym, like a couple months ago. Because you know, like the old crowd at the Y. Oh, yeah. And there's some good ones. But... Shout out my boy, Jeff.

I was on... I was on a machine, got done with the set. For two seconds, I picked up my phone, just kind of like... Went to spot... Like, whatever.

In between sets. The machine is counting down. Not even like... And this old woman's, like, sitting there, like, kind of looking at me. And I'm like, I got one more set left.

And she's like, it's really annoying when people get on their phones on the machine. I'm like, you're like 90. What? Like, if you're so crazy. Frankie and bitter. Why are you trying to buy time? Whoa.

I can't wait for this clip, bro. This clip is going to be... Anyways. Go see your grandkids. Anyway, that's why... I got a photo. I actually have a photo of Coup on his phone at the gym not can send it to the thing. For real?

Yeah. That is so funny. That's real, though. Do you... Are you afraid that you might become a bitter old man that you know no no no is there any part of you that's like damn like you're 90 and you're in here trying to grind

yeah I get that I'm I was not I was not mean to this woman I was not mean to her in your head you just did in my head I'm like most weight you've ever lived in your life yeah like I needed to get that out but I was not mean I was like have a good day I'm gone the hell was that the hell is that how we're going to end it

close it that's a good way to handle. Yeah. He's got to go too. I knew I'd be on trial for that one. You gotta go. It's whatever. And what time is it?

320. I got a clip. All right. What were you about to say? I feel like we haven't done a parlay in a while. Follow us on our social media. And we'll drop one. Well said.

We got to hit one by the end of the year. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we do a punishment if we don't. Why not hit five, you know? Can I, can I end on a positive note with a shout out? Yes. Yeah.

Because I wasn't going to do a pet pee. and it was going to be when people have a full grocery cart and you have one item and they go in front of you. But I feel like that's their right. So the shout out goes to people who let you go in front of you. With a full heart and then they have the one. You have the one. So shout out to you, get Samaritans out there.

Absolutely. And that'll be all for this week on Inside the Bus. Episode 25, Chris Johnson. It's not Chris Johnson. Anyways, the three weird beaming episode. Follow Coopcom on Twitter for more irrational and outspoken takes. What are we talking about?

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