Bussin' With The Boys - The Boys Being Dudes | Bussin With The Boys #040

Episode Date: March 30, 2020

Recorded: March 2, 2020 The Boys are back for another guest-less update! On this episode, Will & Taylor come with absolutely zero agenda whatsoever and somehow crank out a solid pod before they duck away into quarantine mode. Topics covered include lots of shoutouts (some free, some not), Taylor criticizes Will's Twitter presence, they read some of the best pod reviews yet, Will shouts out some wolves who rep the pod, The Boys announce a new segment (musicians, listen up...), and Taylor closes things out by going IN on Will's bulldog, Waffle (instagram.com/waffleinthehouse_). Enjoy! Want to be featured in an episode? Share your questions, feedback, and whatever else using #ForTheBoys / #DontGiva and TAG US @bussinwtb on all platforms. ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com LISTEN iTunes: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Apple Spotify: http://bit.ly/BWTB_SpotifyFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Boys is presented by Barstool Sports. Hey, welcome to Bustle with the Boys, guys. We are doing a podcast with nothing to talk about today. It's the best one. It is the best one, dude. We'll figure something out. Here's the deal. It's March.

Beautiful March. Big things coming up this week. I don't know if our video is on right now. Blas is trying to figure out cameras, but we were just talking about, I don't know if we were rolling. Were we rolling, Al? No.

We weren't rolling when we talked about it. Now we are. We've been rolling for a minute. Oh, so we probably missed it. We're getting new cameras. Because we rent cameras right now, right? We have one. I think we rent two, correct?

No, all these are ours. These are our own cameras? We have our own cameras? Two of our mind and one is Blosses. Okay, so the boys, me and Will, are buying our own cameras now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, slowly becoming our own people.

becoming independent. Slowly but surely. It's a process. It's a process. But it was about two. That one camera with all the stuff blossomed in the link

was about two. A lot of things to talk about. We bought our own cameras. I just found out that's pretty exciting. We got March and with every March comes another boys trip.

Last year Will missed because he wasn't for the boys but this year you're for the boys. Yeah. We're going to Cabo this year. Yes. By the time this drops

we'll probably have already went. Cabo San Lucas, baby. Dude, I'm pumped. And I've seen people post pictures on Cabo and everybody just seems to like be obsessed. It's gorgeous. The thing is, is we go every year around St. Patty's Day. Like, that's our, that's my benchmark. Every single year, St. Batty's Day.

Let's do it bigger. Let's do it more fun. And it's a blast. Mango deck. No free shoutouts. It's hilarious. Like, you go, you sit there and there's like, uh, they do like a twerking contest. And then there's all the girls that like think they're super hot.

And so they get up there and they're twerking. But then there's always like these voluptuous women that get up there. and they shake the damn floor and they always win and then the girls that think their hot shit are super salty after it just mad as shit

mad and then they always do a push-up competition and then they get these like tough guys to go do push-ups do you do it? No, fuck no, I would never do it I could probably do 35 push-ups straight right now and then I'd die.

You really think so, 35? Maybe more, maybe more. I don't think strength's the issue I think the endurance part burning out, own body weight for that much versus someone that's like Alex's size. That's a long way to travel.

It's a long way to travel. You get them long arms. I don't really have long arms. I mean, for a tackle. Everything's relative. Yeah, I see you're saying. You know what I'm saying? So they get these dudes, they have these like little buff weaners to go up there and like

are they short stroking? Like are they real pushups? This guy's always like he tells them up and down. So he goes down and they have to hold it and up. And he just goes. And then last year one dude got like to the 60s. But here's the. kicker, every time they do this,

there's always this buff old guy who I believe owns the bar. He is definitely taking something because he's like gray-haired dude, older cat. Like he's not like George Clooney where he's already gray. He's like, he's old enough to be gray. And he's yoke the fuck up. And

they take him out there and he did push-ups and this dude always beats everybody. Like destroys them by like 20 push-ups. Do you know how many what does he get? Does he even max out or does he just win by 20 and quit? I think the, I think he just, I think after actually, like he could probably do 20 more. He's never struggling.

And dude are really falling on their faces dying. Go there's a little taco shop right next to Mango Degna. Free shoutouts. Crush that. I feel like the basic thing to do, but also awesome, is take a picture with that, the rocks and shit behind you on the water. You know, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I can see you full out there, cigar in hand.

Ooh, like this. You're going to, for sure, get one of those basic guys. Oh, let's go. Cigar? Maybe a beer? Maybe. I'm a tequila guy through and through, though. Yeah, to get whiskey.

Whiskey, beer. Tequila's tough, man. More beer. More beer. Dude, WWW. Not my bag, but I appreciate anybody that does a shout to Dennis Kelly. Dennis Kelly loves it. Loves what?

Loves it. Buzz with the boys? No, yeah, he does love us with the boys. He listens all the time, actually. He'll text me about things that I'm wrong about. Why, he's calling. Do the show. Yeah, so we got a few things to cover.

Hey, Ben. basically we're here in March Taylor got in town Taylor got in town March first through fourth and it's like hey let's bang out pods So we just did I sat down one-on-one with Darren Waller phenomenal podcast

That'll come out whenever Whenever we drop it This one you're probably listening to We're dropping us sometime in March So you can hear our voices once a month Hey don't be disrespectful At least talk quieter I'm trying to do a show here

I'm trying to do a show There's 80 million people listening We're in the middle of the podcast right now But we're gonna You know, we get together, update on the offseason. The boys been in Arizona the whole time. I've kind of been put in Nashville, you know, doing the damn thing. What was that?

What you want? They're at the property. First off, okay, I didn't even notice before. Fuck you, Bloss. We're in that NFC championship shirt, dude. This is a Titans friendly pod. Hey, his boy, his boy. I can't hear you at the headphones on.

No, no, no, no, no. the Raiders. We're with the Raiders. We're with the Vegas Raiders. Until March 14th. Oh, you're familiar. And then we're with whoever's willing to pay. Whoever's willing to pay. Maybe the Niners. Maybe the Niners? That new CBA, one year, $50 million contract? Yeah, they're going to have to come fucking correct, dude. Do they are?

50 million is the floor. We're busting at the seams with the bag. Hey, we got some updates, though. What's that? I was telling them that you're pretty much based in AZ, mostly offseason in California. You're West Coast. I was in AZ for, yeah, four weeks, and now I'm going to go to California because sunny skies, I'm going to try to surf. Even though, I'm a terrible surfer. You get the hair, you got the hair growing for the surf.

Yeah, I got the lettuce flying right now, dude. You know what size board are you going to go with? Like a 10 foot, like, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, start big. Dude, of course, well, I've been surfing for, like, last two off seasons and I'm just as bad as when I started, but, like, it's fun. It's just fun to be on the water, dude. I'll sit out there with my boy Johnny. Tracks, shout out the tracks.

We sit out there, and, like, one time we were surfing, there were, and there were, dolphins, like in the waves as we were surfing, a little seal popped up and scooted past us going south. It was a cool little setup, man. It was wicked. I love, I love the water out there. Dude, the lifestyle out there is rad too. People just chill. Healthy food everywhere. Bands, tight jeans. Yeah, dude. Small calves. Small calves. Dude, I love these little pieces, dude. I'm flexing them right now. Tattoes. Zoom in my flex caps. Wait, eat one. Almost cramped. And little boys. You saw them, though. Dude, they're powerful little guys, though. little boys.

Dude, they are tiny. Speaking of little boys. You have a kid? No. But I get this little boy spray. It's called ball toner, Revivered by Manscape, no free shout-outs.

Go ahead. Hey, spray that. It's like a to-go spray. Like, you know, you get during the day, you hit a couple sprays in there, and it smells good. Finished a workout?

Like, oh, God, I get out of here. See my lady. Yes. Yeah. No way. Spray it and then you'll smell it. Do I smell, put it on my balls?

You should. Right now. Yeah, yeah, why not? there you go get in there I touched it get in there get them little boys touching it now

I'm touched oh I got the left one now smell my pants I mean I'm not gonna smell smell them no no no you gotta make sure we have this product

boss come smell his pants dude this is you smell it bring it in here hang on you don't do don't waft it

I want to go in that's a nice smell that's a good smell that's a good smell God, no pause. Fuck that pause shit, dude. Hey, I had a... Can we talk about what you...

No lot, first off. We just lost all street crap about what you did just now. Yeah, we did. But I'll tell you what, though. It does... But you know what? I... What are you doing, dude?

I feel like our real estate's getting a little. Like, our square footage is going down. Does this bus get smaller? Here it is. Let me smell... I'm gonna... A... That is fresh.

This is Manscape. revive, refreshing ball toner with active pH control? What does that even mean? Is that for your balls? Hey, so I- The pH part? What's up? What is the pH, the active pH control?

Active pH control for your balls, for your little boys, your little jewels. Yeah, shout-out to Manscape, no free shout-outs. Yeah, for sure. Zoom in on that. Yo, I had this, speaking of the no-paws thing, I had this tweet, like, what's up, Stud? No, that's you, now I'm trying to get like it, blah, blah, blah. Quandre digs shout out

Chondre Diggs He's like He quotes what's up stud Pause dude And I said no pause He goes He just starts laughing Yo what's up with everybody

Talking about no pause You said that No he did Yeah what is that Yo what's up with everybody talking about no pause Man you have to scroll down a lot Dude Will is always tweeting

about something I like Twitter man Big Twitter guy We should do a poll Do you like it when people tweet all the time five, six times a day or maybe one a day,

one, two, every other day kind of thing. I think it depends on your vibe. Do you like a lot or do you like a little? And we'll vote on it because personally I'm a big, not as much guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And I know people are, well, you tweet all the

not as much as will. Oh, no question. No, I'm on Twitter. The boy is out there. I think it's, you know. Twitter or Instagram? I like Twitter more on Instagram. I like Instagram more.

See the pictures, do a little video action. I think either way, whether you like a lot of posting or not a lot of posting, everybody's pretty much scrolling. You're either creating content or you're consuming it. Sure. I like to get on the train of trying to create seeing stuff, seeing trance, seeing that. Oh, that's funny. Like humor.

Yeah. Like, okay, I'm feeling more inspirational. Did I'll get a little, I'll get on that YouTube motivational movement. Oh, hardcore. Man, you'll sit in the truck and listen to that Conno McGregor and be late to everything. Everything. I have zero punctuality. If I'm ever meeting you somewhere, tell me 15 minutes earlier and I'll be there.

Yeah. Except for 2020, the boys get more responsible. Oh, he did. I did. Let's go. I'll tell you what. I'm getting a, I'm getting a personal assistant. I don't want to do it.

Big flex. No. Flex alert. I didn't want to do it. A couple people, my wife was like, you should really think about it. And I was like, I don't want to. And she looked, I don't want to be yours. So you need to get one.

And I was like, I don't know. She's stud, dude. My wife rips. except for okay, this happened today, and I'm not fired up on it all. Easy on the rips. Rips. I know.

That's what pisses me off. It can't help you think's a good stuff. Like, what else can we say instead of rips? It's awesome. I don't know. It's awesome. But rad. So here's the deal.

So today, my wife and I go to this Vietnamese place. Slabs. Go ahead, sorry. My wife goes to this Vietnamese. We, me and my wife go, God, it's kind of, it's like refreshing. it's like cooling.

I'm telling you, I'm not fucking joking. I'm more comfortable than I've ever been in my entire life with pants on. And these things are tight. I like myself a tight pair of jeans, man. When you,

when you... I got you a full box too. When you work legs like this guy, you need them. Oh, that's your story. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to this Vietnamese place, dude, and it's like a healthy spot.

First off, Nashville, if you're listening, just the city itself. Get more healthy places, dude. Butch Bearden. Butch, get more healthy places in this deal. You guys, his food is delicious, but my God. Like you're going to get obese out here.

People are just going to get obese. It's delicious. But let's make a movement towards some healthier food. It's a pandemic. Is that the word? Pandemic. So I go to this Vietnamese, please. I'm not going to say where it was because I hated it.

And I don't feel like throwing shade today. I'm in a positive mood today. So I'm not going to throw shade. Okay. So I go to this Vietnamese place and I order this noodle bowl. And my wife orders this rice bowl. It's the same thing, just rice and noodles. But the same things are in it.

And I get chicken. I took two. bites and I wanted to absolutely throw up. It was disgusting. And then she tries to say like, oh, your palette is becoming like grams. Graham Glasgow, who got married on Valentine's Day, which we'll talk about how selfish

that was in a second. Graham Glasgow has the pallet of a 12-year-old dude. He eats chicken fingers and pizza. That's his go-to. He also plays off his line in the NFL. He's a very talented player. But my God, that man, if you put like too much ketchup on something, he's not, I don't want that. It's that bad.

It gross. Oh, yonucky. Oh, is that pickle? I hate those dudes, man. I don't. I don't. I hate Graham. This is a no shade pod, dude. We're not going shade like that. I hate that concept. Wilcompton hates Graham Glasgow.

I hate that, dude. So she's like, your palis starting turning the grams. And I'm like, don't disrespect me. That's super disrespectful. Like, I do eat healthy. And so we go to a Butchertown Hall. I get myself a chicken, a little Alabama white sauce. Had a couple dips.

Didn't do the whole thing, even though I'm a big sauce guy. And I start saying how, like, I got to be more on top of my diet. And then she. gets on me, she goes, listen, when we first met, her words, not mine, you were a chubby, chubby bunny. She called me a fat chubby bunny. I mean, there's, there are pictures. She goes, you went chin to chest. I had no chin. I know. That creepy, like, mad and the one smiling, like, there's validation. But it's disrespectful. She told me I had some titty. Yeah, that is disrespectful. That is disrespectful. It was super disrespectful. And she's like, you've gotten, I used to think when we first

met that you were just a, you were just an out of shape, somewhat handsome guy. And then you got better looking. I was like, oh, he was just super fat then. And so my my day has not been good. And then she gave me a pump up speech after it, which didn't help. This one? No, you know what's on. The middle left. Middle left. Middle left. There's a chin there. There's a chin there, but I'm just saying like it's like a... I said that my picture of my rookie year and they keep telling me to change it. I won't change it. I will, I might change this year. That's what she's talking

about right there. That one? I'm in college. Dude, all you get to eat there is pizza house and Big Ten burrito. I'll tell you what, that one right there, go up. Which one? On the right, right there, middle right? That's solid. Yeah, I got to, I knew the cameras. I got a little baywatch.

A little Baywatch picture. There you go, dude. I'll tell you what, the boy's gotten in better shape since the beginning. Yeah. Anyway, what were we talking about? Hey, just some of my wife disrespected me, and it would really hurt my feelings. She called me a fat kid. She said you were a chubby chubby, chubby boy.

And then she tried to give me like this, like, you're handsome. You're better, like, in shape now, so it's okay. It doesn't take away that three years ago. she thought I was a fat kid. And she never told me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like,

what do people think about you now? And then in two years like, oh, I used to think you were a piece of shit. Maybe she was just playing the game to... Get me back on top of it. Yeah. Did the boys been working out?

Working out a little bit? Or get on Scali. What does that mean? Get on scholarship. Somebody meets you before. Like, say you're not good looking, but you got a lot of potential with that bank. You told my wife a gold digger?

No. Hey, Tailin, no. No, no, no. I'm not going there. I was trying to say a joke. I was trying to say a joke. How'd that go? Now that it's like fully out there, I really want a back pedal.

A couple regrets. Dionne Sanders, prime time, fucking Monday night football. I'm in a straight back pedal. 49ers covering Michael Irvin. I'm going to straight back pedal right now. So anyway, long story short, do you like people tweeting more or less? Yeah. What do you like more, dude?

Because I'm not a big fan of the tweeting all the time. And you know what I don't like also? Pull up Will's tweet from this morning. You told me I wasn't going to hate today. Yeah. So you're trying to bring the negative energy? No, I'm not trying to bring negative energy. I'm just trying to nip something in the bud.

Or here you go. Go ahead. Bring the negative energy. You know I can't read it out loud. Oh, the barso bracket? No, the barso bracket. What disrespectful? Inspirational tweet?

Yeah, it was inspirational. I got it about how good the way. I can't read that. My eyes are so bad. You read it. It's the fundamental law of nature that you get stronger by doing difficult things. Quotes, end quote. Take risk.

Is this you speaking? Prepare to get hit in the mouth, not literally, but also maybe. and absolutely crush the week. Hashtag be a fucking wolf. I hate it. That's all right. It's not for you. It's for 26 other people,

144 of those. 144 people like that. Out of how many followers you have, 58,000? They're about being a fucking wolf. Fifty-eight point-six thousand? How many followers is it will have? All you got to do is change one life.

Change one life feel good. I do agree with that. 58.7. It's a slow climb. It's a slow climb. I've said this before the pod. You're going to get more followers than me on Twitter before the end of the year

dude how much you tweet so check this out the bar stool comes out with like a little standings i just saw it the other day bracket yeah no no not the bracket they come out with like the twitter follower standings we're newly we're new we have the um like uh the description new so we're not like up or down they do percentages up down who goes up and down anyway we got to climb those that was your big deal it wasn't the big deal i'm just saying we're in these new competition that we don't know about and we're not going to be disrespected.

Like there's a tournament, the March Madness tournament, the best duos. Like there's no reason we shouldn't be in that. Yeah, we're in the NIT for that, right? Yeah. Who are they?

Who's the last seed? That's what I'm saying. Jeff DeLo and, uh, I mean, it's no shots at them. It's just, I feel like we could compete here.

Jeff Deelow? Yeah, Jeff Deelow and, what is that? Caniac? Sounds like a bad whiskey. Ken Jack? Yeah. You know what I mean?

You just see it all. We're just not in there. Big Cat, though, he shouted the boys out. He did shut the boys out. He said, I voted you guys in my right-in. Yeah. Garcia, Jimano. Hermano.

I'll tell you what, Big Cat's come a long way. I'm glad you changed your attitude, Big Cat. Is that what you want to go with? We'll see that. We'll see that guys. Here's the deal. You can't fight. They've got so many followers, dude.

It's a cult out there. And we got ourselves a little cult. We got ourselves like a little following. We're like the movie 300. Yeah, yeah. We're up against a lot of people, but we stand our ground firm. Yeah, we can do some fucking damage. We really don't.

We backpedal quite a bit, actually. Well, just because it's just, you just don't want to deal with a lot of the, a lot of the shit that you can get. A lot of that heat that can get thrown at you in the social media world. God, my balls feel so good. So you're trying to, like, fill your way through this whole social media world with fucking barstool and the stooly. Shout out the stooleys.

We get nothing against stools. No, we actually. love the Stoies. We want the Stolyers to join the podcast. Yeah, we're all family. Get the boys on it. We're family, but you know, families have competition. Families do it. We do got a little more competition. There is another professional athlete in the Barstow family. PFT. He's like a kicker for an XFL team. He's like, did he make the team? I don't think he made the team. I think, he was talking about getting picked up on P-squile when I talked to my Ruff and Rowdy. So he's not on a team right now. He's a free agent. Same. Things got more personal. That was our thing. Our thing

is that's really our only song of the dance is being professional football players. That's XFL. Still professional football players. Yeah. You see the Spring League? Spring League beat Japan. Did they? Yeah. I didn't even know Japan had a spring league. I don't think they did either. I'll tell you what,

though. That's not that big of a deal. Which one? Which thing? Springlee beating Japan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what we need to do. We need to get ambassadors and them XFLs. We need them to shoot him some gear. We need them to fucking pound. We need them to fucking pound. Whatever it is. The merch? Yeah, with the brand.

For the boys. For the boys. Dude from the Battlehawks bought a hat this week. Really? Really? Yeah. Yeah, let me pull them on. Oh, yeah.

Brandon Riley. Shout out Brandon Riley. Yeah. All right, dude. He played with the bills. He's been on active rosters. He's a stud receiver. White receiver.

So, grindy. Scrappy. Shout up, Riley. But I told him, I DMed him back. I'm like, yeah, you won't rock that in the locker room after a win. He said, I got you. So we'll find out.

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Yeah, I tell you what, don't get me started on Max Crosby. Turn that hat around Max. Yeah, he's always wearing the hat and it's always backwards, number one. You come into the Raiders locker room and he says, oh, this guy's famous. He does a podcast, blah, blah, blah, blah. He knows all about the boys, man. He's all about the boys. He actually likes our podcast.

He really does. He has an opportunity to sit in our 70s couch and talk a little shop. Nowhere to be seen. You know where else he was nowhere to be seen? Titans versus Raiders. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Do you know what I'm saying? You guys won a very competitive football game. I'm talking about you used to give him $500 per sack. He's a rookie. Fourth round pick. That dude could use that money. I didn't see a lot of effort out of the white guy. Max, hey, you need to be on the bus. You're going to defend yourself. Defend yourself. Max. Yeah. Defend yourself.

He's committed to the pod twice and turned me down both times. What was the other time? Last minute, too. He was going to come, I think, right before the Super Bowl. Really? I think when we banged a few out. Who did we do then at the entire frame? We did like four or five, I think.

Alec? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was supposed to come with Alec. And he didn't come. He said, you know, he's got all the Super Bowl stuff, which I understood. Hey, do your thing. But then this last time, he fully, hey, we saw it for next Monday, which was yesterday for us.

and he backed out again. Did you see our text exchange? Yeah, I did see it. On Twitter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did on Twitter. He said, yeah, I did on Twitter. So many tweets.

Oh, man. But yeah, dude, like, he's like, hey, just find another date and we'll probably pick a date when you come back, you know, whenever. Taylor, he travels a lot. So when we're here, it's March, what is it? March 1st right now? March 2nd.

March 2nd. March 2nd. We basically have four or five pods lined up in that time frame. and Taylor will go and, you know, do his thing and train and stuff on the West Coast. But that's kind of how we lay out these pods. And then we think of ideas all in between. So when pots start dropping and you guys comment, do all the things. That's when we come up with other ideas.

If you have advice, shoot it. Why? Because we're willing to grow. And we're for the boys. We are for the boys. So whatever the boys say, that's what we do. Boys, girls, we're for you. Speaking of the For the Boys.

No, not that. No, not that. MLS. Speaking of the For the Boy stuff, we're trying to, we're going to start working on a new segment. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that, dude. So here's a deal. Nashville is Music City.

And we got to clip this. We got to clip this so we can use it soon. Yep. And whenever we drop this is, you know, whatever, I guess. Nashville is Music City. There's so many up-and-coming singers, songwriters, people that need exposure. So just like El Presente does his pizza reviews, we don't eat pizza, all right? Yeah, I eat pizza.

We eat pizza. All right, I was trying to look cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We eat pizza. Damn it. We eat pizza. Hey, anywhere I travel, I'll get on that one bite app and be out. where the spots.

There's an app for it? One bite. There's an app for that. So here's a deal. We want up and coming singers and songwriters to come on our bus and play an acoustic song. And then our viewers have an opportunity to rate them from a scale of one to ten. Is that for sure that we're doing the rating? I think we should do the rating because I'm not going to hate.

Yeah. Yeah. You come. You come on our bus and you take the time out of your day to come to get some exposure. That would be awesome. That's what it is. It's the best. I mean, this, what did you say 80 million people?

watch this podcast. 80 million, I think. There's 80 million out there. It's pretty unbelievable how fast it's turned around. Yeah, only 3,000 reviews, but we have 80 million listeners. Yeah, that's okay. So hey, out of the 80 million, go in, review or pod. You just need one to like you. One one producer who is really powerful to like you. Yeah.

Come in, play an acoustic song, an original if you want, or you can do a cover. I'm pretty sure you get more points for an original though. Probably, yeah. Right about the bus, some of the writings that you might do off the side that your label or producer, however that so hasn't been accepted, that You want to sing, acoustic, because we've got to be careful in the big time songs

because apparently we get a slip to say, hey, you use a song. Yeah, we can't do that. So only original songs now. We're only doing original songs. We're only going to be a platform for the boys and gals, obviously. And the gals, obviously. If you're a guy, you're for the boys. Getting those numbers up percentage wise.

And we're going to do like what, like for IGTV, like three, four minutes, however long your song takes, we boost it on our platform. Boom. Come check it out. Our bus screams Nashville. You come on, you got your acoustic guitar, you play a jam. Maybe a tambourine or a harmonica. There you go.

And you're on the platform. Play a cello. That's something we're going to add. We're in the process of doing. We're adding that. It's happening. To our toolbox. I love it.

What are we going to call it? Picking with the boys. Picking with the boys? Picking with the boys. And that shout out, Ernest. Ernest on that one. Yeah. Ernest is just one name, right?

Yeah, Ernest K. Ernest K. Ernest. Locals only. album download it yeah that's a solid it really you said he saw him live too yeah ernest is a beast dude and I really didn't even know I only knew about him because

of you and you're like hey he's gonna come on the pot he'll be he's funny he's you know he's an up and comer everybody thinks he's gonna be huge so okay you kind of learn about him you're doing all the funny stuff but the dude's got a big story like and he's a legit ass fucking artist he's stuff is good I text on my hey I'm not bullshit you like on like hey I'm your friend like I'm gonna say you're

good because I'm your friend like you're fucking good but uh shout out Ernest yeah another thing we need to talk about too is I'm not going to say the name of the band because we're done shutting them out now but the people that used to do our theme song I guess like what our walkup what's it called what do you do our WWE intro song yeah our WWE intro song has officially copyright infringed us all right we've tried to we've tried to get to them say how do we work out a deal so we can still use use the music anytime it comes to signing anything guess who gets

ghosts the boys get ghosts so Nashville we need your help write a riff help us out Give us your vibe of what the busts what the boys are. And if it does get in it, we'll, we'll add it. All right. We're going to pay you zero dollars. We're going to pay you zero dollars for it. Maybe a thank you and a free shout out. Dude, I just got pissed off because that is true.

We're not going to say the fucking band. You guys will know the band because you probably already downloaded the song. But they were fired up when we're using their song and we literally tried getting them, hey, DMing them all the time. Oh, we love it. We love it. Talking back and forth, hey, what's the best email to get a hold of you? guys to make it to give you something formal so we can use it they would give us an email we'd finally

start emailing and we get fucking ghosted dude every time like how many different times eight eight that i was involved with yeah i mean all of our producers that we've used and funneled through this thing they've always reached out about it and they we always get ghosted at the end of the day and then boom right when the boys seem to blow up and get with barstool how funny does that work so convenient just try to step on the little guy dude heartbreak hotel yeah it really he is, dude. What else we got? We talked about the segment that we're adding. Fired up about that. February podcast reviews. I pulled up some reviews if you guys want to read them. Yeah, yeah. Will can read those.

Shortly, okay, here we go. Saturday. B underscore Rock 28, Miracles do happen is a subject. Oh, wow. Shortly after I was born, I was put up for adoption. Wow. My parents who adopted me were great, but nothing ever keeps you from wanting to know your real parents. Oh, my God. There were many nights I stayed up crying myself to sleep. Fast forward and I'm out 27. Okay. I discover a new podcast and miraculously, dot, dot, dot, my father. Bussing with the boys is that podcast and Taylor is my dad. I am. And he can be yours too.

Now, instead of falling asleep crying, I fall asleep to sweet embrace of Taylor's dialogue. Oh my God. He spelled that lot wrong. Dot, dot, dot dot dot dot dot. Will's pretty cool too, I guess. That's solid. That is solid. Shout out.

B rock. B underscore rock is at 28. Yeah. Listen. A lot of people may come and go in your life, but your dad right here, I'm with you forever. I want you know when you lay that tiny little head on that tiny little pillow, wait about five minutes and flip it over. What do you feel?

A cooling sensation? That's not Manscape. That's your dad because I'm at the cool side of the other side of the pillow, baby. I mean, other side of the cool side of the pillow. What's the phrase? I don't know, but it sounds cool like the other side of the pillow. There it is, dude, except for that comment. Hey, that was funny.

Let's read another one. go ahead Taylor your turn it's your turn no read the I don't even know who Mrs. Jen Genic is Gerannic

No she's not Go ahead Will Okay Don't expose me right now The subject line Two wolf heads Be a fucking wolf Five stars

Thank you Appreciate you Mrs. Mrs. Jurassic Park Duranic I listen But it's a missus

though So are women Following me is going up Dude it is going up Gosh hashtag girls who busts with the boys there you go you read that I read that just real good I listened more consistently than my husband wow so who is the bigger wolf in the house hint it's me wow

wolf emoji strong hashtag don't give a hashtag girls who busts with the boys not even a tan on that flexing arm either no she got you you's you super pale aren't you it's got you's super pale but five stars two wolves one of those wolves heads is you and what is mrs gerannic or you no I'm she's a third woman she's a third woman wolf down there. Yeah. It all makes sense now, dude. I'll tell you what,

Mr. Janek, you tell your husband to figure it out, okay? I hold out from him. Don't give him any. Anything. Even if he buys me. Divorce is 60% now

in America, all right? He's already playing against the odds, and I'm sure you're a beautiful, wonderful young lady. A lot of other wolves out there who want to be with you. All right, so he better get on busting with the boys. All right, do it for the boys.

Five stars. Old neighbor kid. Nope, go ahead, Will. No, go ahead. No, Will. Don't read out loud well. It's one of my biggest fears. We're not going to explore this in 40 million people.

We're going to get over your fears right now. No, I'll publicly speak all you want, but reading is not my forte. Come on. No. This will be a segment. Well, no. Readings with Taylor Levin. Get an answer.

Put a sponsor on that. All right. Go back. Hey, go back. Go back. That one's got to get red. There we go. All right.

Go ahead. You're up. Nope. Will. Ha! I got him. Will, you're a big inspiration to the people of all walks. of life here in SFC.

Shout out St. Francis County. Shout out St. Francis County. No, for your shoutouts. Thank you for what you do for the community, and thank you for inspiring people that can get out of SFC if they work hard and are dedicated, like yourself. Is SFC like the worst place ever? I'll tell you what. We were up there for like top five in the meth rankings at one point when I was in high

school. Tell you what, dude, if you're not first, your last. That's what I'm saying. You got to get out. You got to get out of SFC. Never done meth before. but I'm sure it's quite the ride. I'm sure I can understand why people get cooked on that.

Tarn, Tarn, bearded brown guy. All right. Tighten up. We're diverse. We're diverse. I'm busting with the boys. This is all you.

He's tightened up. This is a tight one. Go ahead, Taylor. You can do it. Re. Sounded it out. He's reading his head. No, I'm not.

He's right. Yeah, he is so he can make it his own spin. Go ahead. Nope. Dude, read the fucking thing. Will? I will walk off this bus right now. All right, here we go.

This reminds me of when I go back home and I do Dr. Seuss reading reading week. And I'm reading the Taylor. Taylor's my child. Re-reviewing. Ooh, a re-reviewer. Let's go. Reviewing and rating five stars once again. Wow.

The boys been here since day one. Yep. Barely 10 minutes in episode one with Delaney and I have to give the boys five stars already. Huge fan from Selma, California. Mm-hmm. Bearded brown guy bleeds two-tone blue. God, I love that. just a diverse group we have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love reading these little reviews. I never really took the time to read these stuff. Bottom text, five stars. Jake Galley, this is my 10th review. Hashtek, don't give up. Let's go, Jake Gally. That is my 10th review.

I'll go back. Dude, 10 reviews deserves a little bit of love. Thank you. All right, go to the next year. Hey, you. What are your problems in life? Are you needing some soul-searching material? let me tell you this is the podcast that will change your life completely

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therapists are using it in their uh their teachings yeah they have to and the 12 set program it's a new thing yep they've added a 13 step was that 13 step the boys yep all right let's get out of the reviews hey this is this this this pod we just pure free bald speaking of free ball I dropped it. Hey, we were thinking the same thing. Speaking of free ball, are your balls lonely? Do they need to be cleaned?

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Squirts? I meant sprays, Will. I meant sprays. But there's a lot of synonyms for sprays. Use it. One, left testicle, right testicle. I wouldn't hit the shaft. I don't know how that works as far as if you're getting intimate or not.

I'm not sure what the situation is. I've experimented. Have you? Yeah. Okay. We're all uncomfortable now. Use Manscape. All right?

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Hopefully, Manscape is on the upcoming list. It better be. Otherwise, we might be screwed. I know. We might have to have this pot ready because once we get the ad-read list and then Manscapes on it, then hey, that's when this one's got to drop. That's got to drop on it. I don't know why people listen to this.

Hey, yeah, I mean, I don't know either. Hey, they listen. What do you mean? You don't know why? Because the boys are good. The boys are solid. Everybody out there's for the fucking boys. I like it too.

If you're for the fucking boys, you tune in this pod. If you're trying to get smarter, don't listen to our podcast. But if you want to check out of this very hard world, it's difficult for everybody. Football players, chiropractors, I don't know, people that work nine to five. If you work a nine to five job in a cubicle, quit today. Quit today. Go do whatever you want in your life. All right.

If you want to be a firefighter when you're younger, go be a firefighter. Maybe they got to make ends, you know, they got a family. You had a family to feed. Then go work. Do the nine to five. And then from five to eight, go work on that next thing. So you can quit that nine to five job because no one wants to work in a cubicle. No doubt. I can't do it. What's this? I could do that's so far away. Okay. So here's the deal. And I was tagged on this too. I think we had a little snippet. And I couldn't find it. I was trying to like fast forward and listen to everything, but I couldn't figure it out or find it. But you posted a 77 Luan jersey. And I think we had a

segment where we talked about wearing jerseys wearing other people's jerseys correct but i think there's also a segment on wearing another team if they make you a 77 like a 77 lawn jersey or 51 compton jersey for another team i think you chirped it did i no he didn't no no no he didn't chirp it he said the only time it's okay to wear a jersey with your last name on it oh boss says it's if the team provides it yeah yeah that was it and that was with the predator deal that you that's right because we did the predators made a 77 jerseys well I read the negative comments I backed you

Dude I was all on the negative He's all on the negative deals Because somebody was tagging me on Twitter and saying Hey we'll get your boy And then somebody said like Don't you go against this

And I can't fucking remember Because you know You get it the head Yeah But yeah so I wanted to bring it up And be like did you? Sure I don't think it

Well obviously it's been debunked already Blas who's very on top of it Blas at the prayer hands going Yeah So nervous about it dude Here's what was said here's what it said. Oh,

we have the whole video right there, huh? Play that piece. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, play it. I'm freezing. I'm crazy. No joke.

Like, all jokes aside, like I really do. Anytime I see this, I will see 70s how long is this? And I'll be like, damn, that's so cool. Like, what a cool gig

that someone went out of their way identified themselves as like a fan of mine and went and bought that jersey. Still true to this day. Yep. But I wouldn't wear somebody else's jersey. All right.

I was literally going to ask that same question. You wouldn't wear mine? Like Roman Yose. I love Roman Yose. Phil Forsberg. Love Phil Forsberg. Love the boys. But I don't think I wear their jersey.

I would wear like, I have a Predators jersey. I have season tickets to the Predators. And I wear... Flex? Weird Flex. Predator's jersey. It's blank on the back.

No numbers, no... And if you play a sport and you go to games that aren't your sport, like you're a football player or a soccer player. You go to a Predators game. Come on Taylor.

You have a Predator's jersey with your last name and the number of your sport. Oh God. You play? Fuck you, dude. Fuck everything about it. Honestly, I was sitting here. I'm glad you said that. I was sitting here.

Come on Taylor. Hoping. You said that that's what you had on the back of your Predator's jersey. No, yeah. So because we would do. See, I was hoping you had the Lawn. Beers and the Capish thing. Yeah.

They would get us like Lawan 77, Spain, 67. Joan 60. I think I showed the rest of them out. Conklin, 7. Can't leave the boys out Can't leave the boys out We get us all our jerseys which that's okay You're being identified

You're being identified for something Hang it up you know what I mean It's a good framer I appreciate the game I got that jersey first before I got a Predator's jersey Before I got my own Predators jersey And Taylor's like hey do you want to we're going to a game Like a week later and she's like do you want to give that The jersey is like no chance

Yeah I'm not wearing if I'm not doing something special For the Predators A chugging beers off catfish Chugging beers on TV or any of that stuff and I'm just going to enjoy a game. Why would I want people to be like, hey, that's obviously Taylor Luwan with a 77 jersey? Yep. Look, he's got the jersey.

I stand, I stand by what I said. I stand by what I said. If you have a jersey on, if you're wearing, if I'm wearing a Lawan 77 jersey, a Predator's jersey at a game, you look ridiculous, Taylor. Because then it's like you're just trying to get sought after. People are trying, then you're trying to be, look at me. but if you're wearing just a Predators Blank jersey on the back that's solid

I'm good with that the MLS team they shout out the MLS squad dude What are they Nashville SC Nashville SC well you don't know that I knew it was Nashville SC but I didn't know if that was like the full on team name

the first MLS team in Nashville sent me this and you know what I'm a Nashville guy all right been since 2014 and I support the boys I support them all so I post it with this thing. I tried it on. I'm going to be

honest, you guys, highlight or yellow is not my color. So I took it off. I said, this is going to look good on the floor. It's looked good when I put it out real nice. It's even got the wrinkles on a tear from when I put it on and took it off. Play with them soccer dudes. They're skinny. They look good in that highlighter yellow. Not the big boys. Not the big boys. Don't...

And with the highlighter yellow, you see a little more shadow on your body. You know what I mean? The shadows you don't want to see. Yeah, the shadows you don't want to see. The shadows you don't know what I'm saying. I get I get a little insecure about my love handles every now, man. You got those sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, mostly year round, but...

I'll tell you what, we do a lot of things. Sometimes I... My jersey's so short, it's literally shorter than this t-shirt, but I put a t-shirt under it because it hides a little bit. It hides. But it does... It adds a little deal to the... And the grab part of your jersey, you kind of put like right on the tire.

Right on the muff, dude. Right on that bottom tire to keep it tight, keep it right. And there's some asshole listening to this right now going, you just focus on the game. Hey, shut up. All right? You go out in front of hundreds of thousands of whatever, millions of people. people and play a football game and looking like a fat piece of shit.

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Checking your rate only takes a few minutes. Just go to upstart.com slash bussing. Now back to this episode. God. Yeah. 80 million people listen to this podcast. Maybe 81 by now. It might be.

You know what I'm saying? You know we jumped up another million? Maybe. Solid. People, because you know, you know the fucking wolves and the puffs and everyone's out they're shouting the boys out. A little tiny chihuahuas. Got Taylor wants a chihuahua.

Before we get on the chihuahua, but you know the boys, you know they're all out there. Our squad is out there pubbing the boys. Dude, you've been getting, doesn't it warm your heart when you see everybody

out of their fucking pumb to the boys? When people are about the podcast, you're like, I am good at something else. And you really think yourself, wow, I'm not just a football player. That is really cool.

Yeah, you guys help I'm good for something. Yeah, no question. Because eventually football stops and you just bat at everything. Yeah. But we got this podcast, baby. You said you were going to read stuff?

You were reading stuff? No. What? You said I read it or I see. Oh, I see people shouting out for the boys. I read that I repost on the Instagram thing. It's super rad. You know I don't read.

I do read, but I read by myself. I read quietly. Because when I was like seven, I couldn't, I don't think I could read until I was like nine, no joke. Literally like everybody in my class could read and I was like still like way behind the curve. So like I can read now, but I get super insecure when I read out loud. I'll speak out loud. That's, that shit's easy. but reading man that shit's that's scary that somebody else's words the best ones is like uh so i got

one the other day gosh i'm sorry i'm gonna fucking butcher your name nick nick figora is i'm gonna say that sounded good u sc linebacker sure and he reached out about the pod was talking about how fucking dope it is and u sc yeah USC linebacker wow those are probably my favorite ones i had like uh i probably i think i've said this maybe a red skin somebody on the redskins i think he was on peace squad reached out asking about like the pods we listen to or the books we read and stuff like hey what was the ones you mentioned blah blah wow those are probably my favorite yeah yeah when you got when you got when you got the boys the dude the dude at the combine who talked about taylor was his inspiration oh yeah for the podcast yeah well you were like uh i think it was like maybe he was 77 i don't fucking know god damn i'm butchering that too but he was on talking about you know going to michigan like

he's inspired by you and shit and then you got the podcast he's got that podcast going what you loves to listen to But yeah, he shouted the boy out at the combine. He went to Michigan? Was he in, is he in Michigan? I believe so. Either way, I think he's an old lineman, and he talked about the boy, and he's at the combine, at the press shit. He's him. John Runyon.

John Runyon, Jr., actually, dude. Shout out the boy, John Runyon. Shout out to John Runyon Jr. You're a stud. That shit is sick, dude. I'll tell you what, I've been around that kid a lot because he was, like, in high school or maybe even younger than that when we were at the Bayton Championship. We were at the Big Ten championship. played for the Eagles, played for the Titans.

Yeah. His dad was like unanimously voted like the dirtiest player in the NFL like two years in a row. And now he runs the fines for the NFL. He was a senator too, I think. Really? Oh, dude, the family is. That's a big time. The family's unbelievable.

John, shout out to John Runyon Sr. And then John Runyon Jr., dude, those guys, he's got a good career ahead of him. He's got a good lineage. Go down a little. He got that bloodline. Good head of hair, too. Hey, go down a little bit. Solid head of hair.

Yeah, look at that. Look at under the most popular. George Kittle, Jeff Fisher to be on to be guests on. Got this little cough deal. Bustin with the boys. Got that Corona. How about that deal? Dude, that thing's like 8,000 people right now.

That's unbelievable. Hey, look else on the left. Oh, yeah. X Titans linebacker. Said to hit free agency. He said to hit free agency. Hey, there you go. There's another one.

That was from Twitter. What is this? Our own website? Like, why is it all about us? Hey, titanswire.com. It's Goddenswire. No free shoutouts? It's because I Google you guys so much doing stuff,

so it's obviously going to just hit me with those ads. There you go, dude. Solid. Number one fan, Alex. Yeah, that's me. I met Taylor. We stayed connected. Yeah, that's your boy.

Yeah, dude, that's my guy. Flex. Kittle hitting that thing. I'd tell you what, he'd be a good person on the podcast who would probably never come on. John Robinson. He would. You think he'd come on?

No, I don't know. I don't think he would. Maybe. I mean, Brave has, they all know about it, obviously. There's times I look at John. and we talk for a second and I walk away and I go, yeah, John's a fan.

He likes me as a person. And then other times, I walk away and I feel the exact opposite. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you're around John, you have a conversation with him, you're like, man, does he like me? Yeah, he keeps him close to the best.

Yeah, he keeps a good poker face. He does. That's why he's a good GM. John's a solid GM. Yeah, he sold me the dream after my Titans year. Yeah, I think you're not the Titans because of me.

Maybe. We got to break those boys up. Yeah, maybe. And then this podcast came. Yeah, maybe. Who's your favorite linebacker in the NFL right now? My favorite? Yeah.

Luke Keekely just retired, so I can't say him. That's a good question. Me? You're your favorite linebacker? Yeah. All right. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

I guess so. Let's think. Let's think about this. Start naming teams. Bills. what's what's his name fuck what's that bill's play that Virginia Tech he's really tall no not him

the white boy Milano you like Milano Milano solid very fuck I mean he just seems like he's just uncontrolled out there Uncontrolled just rage dude dude sprints to every ball but really like out of his body a little bit You know what I mean but just seems like he just plays ball in the edge Dolphins yeah sticks his face in their dolphins Can't think of anybody

Disrespected. Patriots. Patriots, I mean, you got some hitters on the Patriots. High Tower, Don't you go through it again? Dante Haitha, Calvinoi, don't go through it again. Man, who's 52? What is it? Roberts. Yeah, he plays fullback for them too.

Fick. Dude's got a thick head. No pause. You know what I'm saying? Who else? Name another one. Bangles. Nick Vigil. Shout on Nick Vigil.

Shout on Nick Vigil. Son. Who else? bring up the rosters bring up the roster huh the bucks oh Levanti fucking David yeah that's my bad he's your favorite one in the NFL yeah

yeah Levanté all right cool that's my bad my bad Levanti but yeah Levante dude's the most underrated player probably as a linebacker in the last fucking forever wow forever dude the dude the dude

100 years of football NFL I think he's played nine eight he's played eight years of ball over a thousand tackles leads I mean leads Keekley, Wagner, all those boys, and like, you know. Wagner's a stud. Stats across the board.

Levant, I think Levantay out, you know, plays those guys in those stats. I don't know what I'm saying, but the, like, tackles for loss, sacks, interceptions. Like all of them. You combine it, like, combine a ball and have some algorithm. Levante's fucking the truth, dude. Really? Yeah. All right.

When they had the stat formula, it was like in a few years ago, but since they started the stat tackles for loss, he was number one over like JJ Watt. Really? Yeah. all those dudes man where's he at here tackles for a loss look at that look at that column

he's double digit every year except the year he only played 13 games yeah it's impressive he's an impressive linebacker he's very fast east to west yeah yeah I know and he only plays at like 220 too

small dude yeah yeah yeah shout out Levantte David Levanti David's a stud don't know him personally you feel like you know him though don't you a little bit yeah because I subscribe and rate five stars a bus with the boys, so I heard that whole entire podcast. So absolutely.

What else we have? Oh, we're taking over L.A. Oh, yeah, we're taking over L.A. What, going three days to L.A., hitting pods. Rich Eisen doesn't know yet. He's coming on the pod. Hit your boy Shab up. Yeah.

We've got to go after Shab. We got to go after Izim. We got to make a push at Rogan. There's no way. There's no way, but we're going to push. Rogan's better than us, and he knows it. No question. but we're going to sit at his facility.

Yeah, go check it out. He doesn't sleep there. He's got to leave and come in. You know what I mean? And we own ski masks. We'll get in there. I don't know if we got to go that far, but we'll figure something out. Take some of the stuff.

You know, Chris Alia. Solid. Get Crystal. I mean, get Chrysale out here so he can expose us for all those things we stole from him. That'd be fun. And we'd say, hey, we'd say, don't give a. Like, sure.

Hey, all right. Like, yeah, you're funny. How many people will watch your podcast? We have 80 million. Yeah, exactly. Hey, he's got a, he's got a falling two with the babies. Yeah, he does a solid job. Who else will we get out there?

Oh, dude. Yeah, sorry, we should stay on that, but I wanted to talk about the combat. We're doing L.A. late March. That's pretty much in your story. Late March we're going to do. We don't know who we're doing it yet, but we're going to get a van. This bus has a run. Shut up. But we're going to bring our neon signs out. So it's like the same thing. Barstills getting the boys out in L.A. The boys are doing L.A.

And we're grinding at the same time. Grinding. Got to work out. Training and banging, dude. banging pods. Banging pods. What else? What were you going to say? Combine, dude.

Tristan Worf. Pull that kid's stats up, dude. Big guys. I tell you what, offense linemen at the combine had a great combine. They killed it. Did you watch?

No, I didn't watch it at all. I didn't watch it. They had a great combine. Did you watch? But I saw Twitter. I saw Twitter. I'm a big Twitter stalker.

Yep. Yeah. You find everything on Twitter. After the O. Lyman, did you see that linebacker run? No. The dude from Clemson? Holy fuck.

Number 11? Huh? What? He run like a 4-3. Like a 4-3-9. Holy shit. And he was dusting everybody. Like they did the simulation thing with like old like receivers.

They did like Odell and stuff. Odell. Yeah, yeah. They did like high level players. O'Dell always catches heat now. Yeah. I mean, shoot. He's like an alien.

The O'Dell or? Yeah, Odell. No, I mean, this cat, this linebacker. I figured his name. Hey, what's his name, Blas? I can't remember. We got to shout him out. He's a boy.

Yeah. So, okay, that's Tristan Wharf kid, dude. 40-yard dash, solid 4.85. Ooh. But I think he was like 320 when he did it. 20-yard shuttle. I don't know what a good 20-yard shuttle is. What's a good 20-yard shuttle?

Look that up after this. A good 20-yard shuttle? Vertical jump is 36.5 inches. That boy's got bunnies. That's unbelievable. Benchpress can be a little higher. His three cone. He's moving at 7-6.

For a big guy. What was yours? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea of my stuff. I know he beat my 40. My was 487. his vertical jump smacked mine i think i got like a 29 or a 30

three cone like i know linebackers getting like the six eights around the six eights line backers get around like four one four twos in the 20 yard shuttle so moves moves moves good for how big is he 320 i think 3265 there's another cat too i think was maybe he has some big old hands too hey 10 to quarter i got a i got a i got a confession go ahead you know that joe burrow we're just talking about college kid so it made me think of Joe Burrow. You know how Joe Burrow video we made? Yeah. I bet you'd the tweet. That's why? You know what I'm talking about, right? I wasn't going to call you out for it, but yeah. That's okay. I tagged the wrong Joe Burrow account. The account doesn't exist. The account doesn't

exist. But it was on the thing when I brought up Joe Burrow and spelled it. That's what came up. It's a suspended account. So for whatever reason, it's not an account anymore. What's your problem, bud? for a guy that's on Twitter every single day all day along you can figure out a tweet I say sometimes you blow it and it's not like Instagram where you can edit the caption you know what I mean I was like fuck If only you could hire somebody

to do that type of stuff So you I think it was you were on vacation No there's no such thing I don't go on vacation I think you were on something My couch I might have been on my couch Oh dude the couch that'll sink in there I should have done it

Hey did the one I did today though Yeah crushed That was solid yeah Which one crushed The dude said But what's his name, Trey Adams? Yeah, they asked him if he could change something about himself. Yeah.

Oh, his piece? Yeah, he said, yeah, said bigger, bigger dick. Yeah, like. Trey Adams. He thought long and hard too. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? These are like private interviews, so somebody leaked it. Oh, really?

It was running across. Yeah, these are like private. These are like real interviews. Dude, nothing's off limits at the NFL. No. So whoever's in there, you got to start getting people to sign these things. Let me enter these rooms. Trey Adams, don't say it, don't say it.

Fuck it up for the boys. My dick? He thinks forever. He's really thinking. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Bigger dick. The most honest guy at the NFL Combine right there, dude, Trey Adams.

Shout Trey Adams. Yeah. What else we got? What's going on with us right now? Anything? We're training. Visit at AZ. That was a fun little trip.

Yeah, you had a good time there? Yeah. Went out to Exos. It got a good little deal going on out there. Yeah. Going out to California on. Friday. Yeah, because again, what happens, Taylor and I were not

around each other. We're not banging out pods like through the month. Like, we did our first run with everybody to listen to now. That was in what? Late January, early February. Then Taylor's gone all month. He came back for like three or four days. Had to do some house stuff. Had to do some things for the boy. And so

we banged out four or five more pods, the George Kittle, Darren Wall, or the Riley Green that we're going to be doing. Jeff Fisher, we're going to be doing. That's going to be a banger. Then he leaves, goes to California. We're trying to find out. We're going to do LA at the end of March. So we're both going to meet out in March.

So that's kind of how we keep up. Keep up with each other. Update everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's about it. Do we have, is there anything that we're missing? We did, we talked about the segment. Yeah.

Can't wait for the fucking segment. Picking with the boys. Picking with the boys can be solid. Doing L.A. I've talked about it numerous times. Anything else? Are we missing anything, Alex? Not that I know.

We'll come up with a way to get submissions for that too, for the picking with the boys so that people can make submissions. and then we can review them decide who we want to come on and do their thing too. Yeah. And I'm talking with it's Bubba's roommate. His name's Ryan. Ryan, uh, fuck. God damn it.

I'm just got a mouse on you, don't you? I know, I know, I know. I get frustrated with myself, dude, because when you forget something, you can't remember, I just get frustrated. But his boy, anyway, his roommate, he's like a, he drives the stuff.

He's like a manager for, um, some artists and everything. I think for earnest. He does stuff for earnest. Cruz? Cruz? Maybe. Ward from Whiskey Jam is going to help us out too, I think. Yeah, we're trying to get people in place to where you can get a manager for like artists

and you could have a middleman from to come, be in touch with you guys, bring them to the bus, shuffle them in and out. Because this can be a segment that we don't even need to be on the bus. You know what I mean? People do their jam. They got to use our platform. Our platform that screams Nashville. Nashville's taken to the bus like one of their own.

We're like, you know what did you just say? Taking the bus like one of their own. own, right? What did I say? Sounded a lot like you said, taking on the butt. You know what I'm saying? Like one of your own. They've taken the bus in like one of their own. We're like a brand of Nashville. So this bus screams Nashville. We're going to pair Nashville with Nashville music, the bus. It's going to be, it's going to do, it's going to be magical.

Spirit Award right there. The Spirit Award of Nashville, Bay. We're just trying to grow this thing. Nashville's going to be on the map so fucking hard, dude. I mean, they kind of already are, but we just were a part of it. Yeah, but it's really going to be on the fucking map. Yeah, no question. Also, you're right. It is on the map. We're really going to put it on the map. Geographically, it's literally on the map.

We're literally at the Nashville. That's right. Capital fucking music. Yeah, all that shit. Hey, this bus, we're putting it on the fucking map. You're welcome Nashville because we did it all. We didn't do nothing. The only other thing is merch. Just get on that merch.

A lot of people were talking about they're not sure about the quality of the barstool merch. It's sick. I've touched it. I felt it. It's good stuff. Yeah, it's the same. Tribe land? Yeah, shout at Hank 10.

Ryan at Hank 10. Like he's still, Ryan, Hank, They talk with bar stools. They make sure stuff's running smooth. The quality is not going to drop at all. They use our same shit. We're getting a lot of stuff added to. A lot of products added with the, you know,

we're redoing like rope hats, a lot more different like hatwear and shit, headwear, all the different things that barstool has, I guess. But anyway, you don't have to worry about that. Like our boys at Hank 10, they're on top of that. Our boys at Barstool, they know, everybody cares about the quality of the product.

But yeah, man, buy the fucking merch. I feel like we need to do better with selling out for our merch. You have to do a better job of selling off a merch, dude. We got to sell on merch, too. Got to buy it. Yeah. I tell you he does good about that shit is that zillion beers, dude. Dana?

Dana. Dana? Yeah. Shout out the boy, man. He fucking crushed it. Oh, yeah, we got to do a better job of that. Selling up for the merch. Rate review.

Follow the boys. We need to, we got to do better. We always got to do better. But it's our pod. Yeah. All right. The wolves will help, though. The pups will help.

Yeah. I like calling them wolves. I feel like they get it. more validation in calling them a wolf because they might be more inclined to fucking. Yeah, dude, or like a cute little chihuahua. Yeah. I want a twel so bad. Why do you want a fucking chihuahua? Hey, shout out waffle.

Shout out waffle. My new English bulldog puff, she's amazing. She snuggles. She chills. She's the best, dude. Taylor has a problem with her blocked her on Instagram. You follow her on Instagram underscore waffle in the house. Shout out waffle. Hey, no free shoutouts. I didn't. I think it was a funny shit.

And what's your problem with fucking waffle? I have a problem with its owner. Me? Yeah. Taylor thinks I stole the name waffle from him. How? I had a fish named waffle. Waffles, right? Waffles, yes. I'm sorry.

Will you drop the S and made it your own? I had a fish named Waffles, okay? He was killed in cold water by my friend Dan, who was not really a friend anymore because he killed my fish. He had a saltwater tank in his dorm room. I had a small bowl for Waffles. Every day I leave my dorm room and I would go, Waffles,

room before I get back and no one would laugh but I laughed to myself thinking someday people are going to be with other people people are going to be with other people and they're going to say that guy says that all the time it's so weird that he yells at his fish so one day Dan thought it'll be a funny joke to go and clean waffles fish bowl well

he put new water in it there's too much mercury murdered my fish murdered him murdered him and now all of a sudden waffles the dog or waffle the dog because waffle in the house it's now a new thing but it's just ridiculous well steal my identity

Listen, listen, listen. Wasn't he talking about Oh, don't throw parties with lunchbox? He was talking about lunchbox at one time. Maybe you did bring up waffles on the pod,

but we all know people can forget. And it's my turn. You got your turn to talk. It's my turn. I didn't even think of the name Waffle Charo did. From her owner, Holly,

shout out, Holly, no free shoutouts. Holly was trying to text and say, oh, she's so cute. Something about Waddle. And it auto-corrected to Waffle. And then she corrected herself,

I was supposed to say Walto there. And Charles was like, oh, we should name her Waffle. Because I wanted to name Waffle Rocky Balboa. Rocky Balboa. Drop the Y at an eye, Rocky, if it's since it's a girl. But I want a Rocky Boboa. You know what I'm saying? Rocky.

Duh. But Charles was like Waffle. We took it to Twitter. Everybody voted Waffle. So we did Waffle. Can't argue with the fan base. And then Taylor just swears I'm stealing his identity.

I'm like, there's no other way I can tell you. No, I didn't. So I keep doing your thing. You grab the mic and swear that I'm sealing your identity. Okay, first up, don't bring up. bludge box. I'm still hurting about that. That fish was my life.

You're over two with fish, is that? Yeah. What was that, Bloss? Maybe don't buy a fish. What was that Bloss? He's O for two with fish and... And what? Dogs.

No, I'm over one with dogs. Is Hank coming back? Hay's coming back. Okay. I hope Hank does. He's a great dog. Dude, yeah, they're solid. But he wants a chihuahua now.

so do I. I want this chihuahua. I'm going to name him Chimaco and I'm going to call him Chimmy for short. Oh, he's going to name a Chihuahua fucking Mexican name. Okay. Well, you've done a lot of racist things on this bus, but this is by far the farthest you've gone. Okay, why Chimaco? Because the Taco Bell do? You had your time. You had your time. It's my turn now. Is that my voice? Yeah, that was you. That was me to making you. You got to go lower. You've got to go lower. Hey, that was solid. It's my time. All right. I want a chihuahua. I don't talk about lunchbox again.

I want a chihuahua. I don't want a chihuahua to be like a regular chihuahua. I want him to be like a unique chihuahua that's like a chill boy. All right. He's going to be Chimaco. I love him to death. I'm big fan of Cabo. Big fan of Mexico.

But I'm racist. Because I'm a fan of a country? Why in Chimaco? Because of the movie Coco. My daughter's two. I watch Coco, 75,000. thousand times. And he goes, a yo, Chumaco!

And I was a dope name for a dog named, that's a chihuahua. Because I'm original. Oh, so original. Because I'm original. Not waffle in the house. It's cute because it's a puppy. When that thing gets older, wrinkled t-shirt.

Dude, bulldogs are awesome. I love bulldogs. Bulldogs are great. Bulldogs, I do like Bulldogs. I know that bulldog. Not that bulldog. That bollog sucks. I know everybody has like mixed reviews on Bulldogs. I love Bulldogs, dude. They're chills. She's late. She chills. She watches. She watches TV. Bulldogs are amazing.

The dog won't even walk. I know. Might as well cut off its legs. Hey, if they get too hot, they can die. If they get too cold, they can die. If they work out too hard, they can die. Yeah, they're perfect. Set them on the couch.

Hey, let's watch TV. Waffle. How old is she? Cuddle, she wants to. What's up? How old is she? 15 weeks. Has the respiratory issues of a 75-year-old.

A little baby, dude. She's such a good girl. Shout out Bust with the boys, subscribe, rate review. Tell everybody tweet about it. I love Waffle. Shout out Waffle. Pod, baby. Bag it.

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