Bussin' With The Boys - The Final Barstool x Bussin' Episode | Ari Shaffir Is Leaving Standup For A Year

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

Recorded: February 24th 2025 Will Compton and Taylor Lewan bring the final Barstool Episode of Bussin’ With the Boys featuring, Stand Up Comedian, Ari Shaffir. The crew kicks things off with a lively introduction before reminiscing about their final episode with Barstool and diving into the latest sports drama—from heated debates over Canada’s unexpected win against the US and the NHL vs NBA All Star break to the perennial controversy that "athletes are overpaid". It's February and the predictions about Nebraska's football schedule has already begun. The boys preview the Bussin' Bowl (Nebraska against Michigan), and tease an upcoming spring tour stop. As the episode heats up, Ari steps in for a candid interview where the conversation takes wild turns into topics like drugs at concerts, NFL drug testing, the merits of stand-up versus sketch comedy, and even a look at wild party scenes and Diddy’s infamous "Diddy Parties". Amid laughs and banter, the boys also touch on Beer Olympics, conspiracy theories, and whether they’d ever try ayahuasca, all wrapped in a blend of sports insights and comedy that only The Boys can deliver. If you’re in the mood for irreverent humor, sharp sports commentary, and an unpredictable ride that covers everything from the best college campuses to the craziest quote of the week, this episode is one you won’t want to miss. Big hugs and tiny lil kisses yall! TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 Intro 2:36 Our Last Episode With Barstool 14:33 Canada beat the US 19:09 NHL Did The All Star Break Right 22:57 “Athletes Are Overpaid” 37:00 Chandler v Paddy 41:24 Teasing Spring Tour 42:59 Nebraska Backing Out Of Tennessee Series 48:04 Nebraska/Michigan Schedule Predictions 55:30 Promoting Bert 57:32 Ari Shaffir Preview 59:31 We Got Tasers 1:03:41 The Boys Do Math 1:07:48 ARI SHAFFIR INTERVIEW STARTS 1:07:50 Gotta Do Drugs At Concerts 1:13:34 NFL Drug Testing 1:19:07 Which Drug Would You Keep? 1:29:12 Amazing Racist 1:34:57 Stand Up Comedy vs Sketch Comedy 1:36:22 Diddy Parties 1:41:56 Ari’s Sports Teams 1:48:10 Ari is invited to beer Olympics 1:55:49 Protect Our Parks Podcast 2:03:07 Best College Campus’s 2:10:59 Guys He Likes Touring With 2:16:15 Will He Stay In NY Forever? 2:18:59 Trump Didn’t See Shane Gillis’ Impression 2:21:21 Conspiracy Theories 2:32:54 Joey Diaz Is Wild 2:36:32 Would The Boys Do Ayahuasca? 2:41:24 Ari’s Beer Olympics Partner 2:45:13 Twisted QOTWFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dude, isn't it crazy that starting next week? Yeah. We don't know what AdWries we're going to be doing. We don't know. We know one. We know two. You're right. We do know two.

Possibly four. possibly four but if you do two plus two that's four yeah so that's how many ad reads we have an idea about we might have is there a fifth maybe rumored fifth maybe we're there's always oh i think there is a fifth rumor there might be there might be how excited are you always grab the mic i'm i'm electrostatic i'm so happy we've done we've done the sadness the farewell the morning the grieving of barstool how much we've loved barstool but at the same time it feels like that last week of school where field day is going to be taking place. Right.

Trying to get people to sign your yearbooks. Like it's just the vibes and love is there. But it's like we're about to go off to college. Right. We're about to go off to the next chapter. And who knows, right? We might get in our 30s. We might look back and go, wow, that was the greatest time of our lives.

But right now we're excited about the opportunity for the future. Yeah. And that's what we're excited about. It's going to be awesome. Optimism. Optimism. Potential. Yeah. Ops, ops, ops, ops.

How stoked are you guys? Let's hear from the back of the bus. I'm super stoked. I'm really excited. I feel like I struck out with the PMT stuff. Big Cat's not answering my DMs. That's okay. That's all right.

They found somebody new. They found a new shiny toy out in Canada. They literally found the Canadian version of you. He's a rocket. He's awesome. He's a beauty. You can't be mad about it. So did he get brought on full time?

I don't know. I know that they basically made him get a Twitter though. He didn't have a Twitter before he went to part of my take. I've only seen the clips of this guy. By the way, horrible timing by part of my take. Horrible timing. and to get a Canadian producer after what Canada just did to us in the Four Nations tournament. That's crazy.

We'll break all that out. We'll put that in a corner. But this kid, every time I see a clip of him, I'm laughing. I'm giggling to myself. I'm like, I want to be around this guy. He's got good vibes. He's got great vibes. He has three nuts sacks.

Does he really? Yes. He has three nuts sacks. How much do, are you counting one nuts? He's got three testicles or three different nutss? Two balls. Three nuts sacks. Hold on.

Time out. is nuts sack doesn't even make sense a nut sack would imply that multiple nuts or in that sack are you saying

that he has a nut sack holding his two balls and then two separate sacks two empty sacks so he's a ball sack and then two just wrinkle flaps

on the side I think he's just got droopy maybe he's just got droopy balls no no he's got a squirrel suit oh yeah might have the case

of the group if he has if that's all one sack he might have a case of the drool yeah I do have a challenger because I do have

Yeah, not TMI, but like I got The drippy as sacks of all time You do a great bat You'll Dio as charged with the droopy sack The droopy sack That you do sure You're like doing the batwing From the movie Waiting

Yes, that's you I'll pass off the mic Because I'm gonna pull up I have a picture of the three sacks I think that's okay I think I'm okay with that being on our bus Yeah I mean we can see it Yeah I'd love to see it

Maybe the viewer doesn't see it Maybe we can show them a blurry screen. We'll show them a blurry screen. But just no, we'll see it in person. Go ahead. Pass up the mic. Mitch, while he's pulling that up, so there's no dead time. How do you feel about these new lands? I'm stoked to see what it looks like.

I mean, from what it seems like nothing's going to change. So, I mean. Stoge to see what looks like. Sounds like nothing's changing. If we're by listening, Mitch, is just somebody you just tell, hey, buddy, nothing's going to happen here. Yeah, don't worry. It's all good.

You sure? You sure? Yeah, I just know I'm good in my lane of, of thinking in my lane of work. So, but I mean, all the new opportunities and stuff that we're going to have, it's going to be, it's going to be awesome. I'll tell you this, Mitch, comfort is the enemy of growth. What do you want me?

Is that my saying I'm being comfortable right now? I'm just, I'm comfortable in my lane I'm in right now. You're doing a great job. I think you're doing a great job. He could have been unloat for a second, but now that he knows. You always got to stay. Only the paranoid survive. You have to keep, always be worried about who's going.

get you. Is this? Internet safe photo of the two anti-sacs are drooping out of his George in this photo. Can we Can we see the actual? I'll pull up the real one, but I just want to But this is for the viewer. Yeah. This is for the viewer. Interesting arm placement by Big Cat.

Hey, Mitch, you're not in trouble, brother. I was just confused. I'm like, I don't know what you're, what that comment was. We can't get comfortable. No, I, we got to keep, we got to keep moving. We're going to a big, we're going to a big, pond that's that's exactly what we're doing we're going into uncharted territory we're going to see we're going to test the waters and we're going to crush it heads on a swivel keynote keynote keynote keynote keystone species that did go so hard that did where we at oh that's a sack oh fuck yeah first off good on him for the comfort to put those jorts on and know what was hanging out that's

disgusting. That's disgusting. So I saw that photo this weekend and I thought that was just some lake fat. That was some triple C thick kind of stuff. Yeah, he's got a triple T. Stroop. Three sacks. Three sack, triple T, squirt.

Perfect transition to Jack McPherson. How are you feeling, buddy? Super excited. I am pumped. We talk about it all the time on the bus. But like coming from the gravel lock. coming from the old abandoned church, no Wi-Fi, hotspot, no AC. It's cool to see the growth of where we've come from, where we're going.

Hopefully we maintain that gritty aspect, as we always have, Guna X mentality. Gunner-R-X. Overall, very excited for what's to come. I think everyone's on that same page where just kind of a new chapter for us. And kind of we know it's going to happen, but at the same time, there's so much that, you know, It's going to happen in the next six months or a year. So it's going to be fun how it all unfolds. But big things ahead for the boys, that's for sure.

So pumped. JP, as an OG. About the opportunity to go to some of these events that we were speaking on last week. We're going to have some opportunities to go to my personal bucket list events around the country. And it would be awesome to hopefully be able to experience those things. And also the new, obviously the Barstle talent is awesome to work with and bounce off of. But I think the new guys that we'll be able to bounce off with as well is going to be really fun. And it's going to be the same style of content but with new people.

And I think it's going to bring like some new energy to our content. And so, yeah, like you're speaking to too, some of that access we're going to be getting. Yeah, the level of access will be outstanding. Is that bucket list for you? Yeah, I would love, yeah, at least once. I thought we could say that out loud Yeah, I think it would be good to say it out loud Yeah

The Derby Kentucky Derby That's what JPM's alluding to That's what you were talking about Kentucky Derby NBA Finals March Madness Yeah yeah Go to check those things out

Would be awesome Sherba's got a The Masters pulled up on the screen there That's a tough time That's a tough time for us to go Because that's spring tour Oh oh I thought you were saying A tough time being there

I'm like No I think I think that would be a really fun to go to it. Everyone knows I'm not a huge golf guy. But to check that off, have you been to the Masters and say yes? I've been to waste management.

I know what that's about. I mess with that. Look at JPE. Stay ready. There's, God, I hate that we can't talk about it yet, but there is one brand move that I'm... Hey.

Get rocked up for it. No. That's one too. Oh, but yes. The one that... The one. Yeah. You and a...

I. Yeah. Chest bumping. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk about each other every five minutes and just back. Let's fucking go. I know, because it is, don't want to say too much right now.

Yeah. We don't want to say too much. We're teasing. We're playing with the balls. I know. I know. And it is, listen, March 1. Yeah, next week.

Next week. You guys will have, we'll open this whole thing up. We'll tell you everything about it. Anything you guys want to know. If you have questions for us that you want to know specifically, comments. Comments, comments, comments. Yeah. DM Mitch.

Gee, how you feeling, baby? Being an OG guy, seeing all this change. Jack, kind of alluded to a little bit. Yeah, it feels good. Same thing everyone said. I think it's exciting to have new opportunity. You know, being uncomfortable is like the best thing for everybody. But yeah, good opportunities on the horizon.

New people to be around, interact with. It's cool to see for sure. Coming from the generator to, you know, where we are now. We'll still be right here. We'll still be literally, we're literally nothing's moving. And what, last week or two weeks ago, we had no Wi-Fi for like a day and a half. Yeah. So we still get adversity all the time.

Same guys. And fucking Comcast, dude. They've got to get their shit. Yeah, what was going on? I saw your Twitter. I kind of just put something in there to support. So you know how Char has the bar three's here in Nashville? Yeah.

The two bar three spots you want to get in. Do you want to name those locations? Paddock Place. Paddock place. Paddock place? They have bar threes. Wi-Fi. They weren't getting Wi-Fi all week. And who's their service partner?

Can I guess? Go ahead. Comcast? Yes. Oh, my God. So she says that. I'm thinking, yeah, we're with Comcast too. And then that's when I got on, that's when I got on Twitter. Hey, we're with Comcast also. Well, you haven't trouble with the house? I heard. No, no, because we don't have Comcast at the house. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Like, we were solid. Yeah, but I don't know what your internet provider is, but anytime we get on the game at night,

like you, you and Jack are the ones that lag out the most. What do I have? I have fiber. I have one of the fibers. I actually have good internet. I think it's like, you know how you'll go into Xbox and it's like the PVP? Do you know what I'm talking about, Jack? Like it's got this gnat type. NAT. Have you guys known what I'm talking about? Yes.

I sound crazy right now, but I know people. You sound a little crazy to me. I don't know what they're talking about. There's a net type that it's like if it's not all access, like if there's middle ground, it kind of hurts with like connecting to other players and everything else. Yeah. So that was the issue I was struggling with. with. I ultimately just had to reset the motor. And then you were solid.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. You had to plug it. Wait 15 seconds. To the point to where you're like, hey, should I time this? Or is it kind of just a guess on 30 seconds? Does it have to be 30 seconds?

Let me just go ahead and wait a minute just in case. Just admit. Yeah. Because I don't want to have to come back down here. No doubt. Is there ever a time that 30 seconds goes by slower than unplugging your router? It's like it might as well be an hour and a half. Yeah.

It takes forever for the thing. And you want to do it right because you don't have to have to be back there doing the same. No doubt. No doubt. See, I got like that type I got like this The smart home like thing Anytime anything goes down

It's like in this room Like this specific little room With all the things are But it's locked I don't have a key So I have to call somebody Like hey what do I do? He's like keys under the mat over here

I have like go do it myself And then I literally I open it up and I look at this thing I'm like what button do I press? This is crazy It's like a 1970s computer It's a whole room Boys I'm not gonna play tonight

Yeah It's not even word It's worth it to me anymore. Yeah. Keep on pushing forward. So we got excited, right? Greener pastures, we hope it's going to be really, I'm super stoked about the opportunity, the access, the ability, new characters to kind of like hang out with, collaborate with.

It'll be a lot of fun. That's good news. Let's talk about some bad news. Canada. Canada. They got us, dude. How's it been at home? Terrible.

It's been terrible. It's been terrible at home. And it wasn't. It feels like you should be wearing a. Canadian jersey right now. Yeah. Taylor said something to me like if you lose, we have to do something.

And she says something so outlandish. I was like, no, I'm not doing that. But if you want to make a bet, I'm down. Like, get like,

you have to get an American flag tattoo type of thing. Yeah, something like that. But, God, what a smoke show. Great photo. The girl dead hat.

Yeah. She's all time. Got that herself. Yeah. She actually taught me how to fish. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

But that game, dude, just going into it, I really thought there was not a chance in hell we lose that game. I didn't think there was a chance at hell. We came out of the game and for the first game, nine seconds, three fights. So I'm expecting some sort of sparks to fly. It seemed like America thought they sent a message and we're kind of backing up a little bit.

Like, okay, now we're going to play. They kind of fell into Canada's game of like, hey, we'll go speed for speed match it up. And I just didn't think they got physical enough in the beginning. They go up 1-0 and I start to panic in my head. But then I realize Canada's gone up 1-0. one-oh and every single game of the four nations tournament so then we score then we score again i'm like we're about to run the fuck away with this thing end up going to overtime dude and this um we were crushing bennington so bennington uh fun like literally when i'm in canada is bennington the goalie

benatings the goalie for canada say louis blue i learned yeah people have this the country of canada has basically disowned this cat for the last 10 days however long this tournament's going on they said this guy's a sieve he sucks like He's a mental head case. You can't get it done. Siv is like, like if you put it like pasta, like when you're straining pasta and it has a bunch of holes in it. So he essentially like he's a SIP, like he's a TIP. Yeah, Swiss cheese.

Yeah. Yeah, if you're a goalie, like it's terrible. Like if you go to a Michigan game or a Predators game, like when they score, when the home team scores, they're like like, save, save, save. And they have like this big chant calling you out, basically calling you a bitch. And you have to stand there in the crease by yourself, just kind of like looking down, grabbing. a drink of water. It's terrible. It's terrible. But this dude goes in a flow state in the overtime.

We outshot, we were peppering the net over and over and over again. And this guy was blocking everything. And then who else? Connor McPherson, McPherson, sitting in the front, open. Like no one's there to bump uglies with this guy? And he

just gets an open net shot and puts our boy in a blender. What's our dude's name? Connor Hullabuck. Halibuck. I want to say Halifax, but Halibuck. Like, dude, he played amazing. Halifax Highlanders, baby. He played amazing all tournament,

but I'm just thinking to myself, bro, we should have won that game. Like, we outplayed him. We out played them. We won the third. Should have put it to bed in the third. Should have put it to bed in third? We should have put it to bed in overtime.

Like, we were in their offensive zone so much. The second period, it got dicey. And even the start of the third, like they were in our offensive zone so much. And it's like, I'm sitting there watching the game literally beaming with American pride.

Like when they score, my heart sinks. And then we score, I'm like cheering all that. Between periods, I'm calling my wife, she's got her whole family in her mom's apartment.

They're chirping at me. We're going back and forth. They're talking about Wayne Greta's their honorary captain. I'm like, he can't save you. He's too old. Yeah, we have micro-reuse.

Yeah, we have micro, the old, play locker room guy. Like, what do you want? Like, what do you can go tip for tat, no problem.

So it just sucks, man. It sucks. Yeah, it's got to shoot it better, man The minute Yeah, for sure The minute they I'm like, damn this guy's a savage You gotta place it better on the net

What's amazing to me about hockey Is these dudes will be in the board Skate faster These dudes will be in the boards And they'll be like in traffic And they'll just throw the puck Like across the ice And their boys right there

Like they know where everybody's at It is crazy The amount of chemistry and flow And like poetic movement These cats have And they're just always aware Of where each other are at it is nuts.

Yeah, it's impressive. I just think they're out there skate. Yeah. I just think they're out there just playing like... Because you watch that and you're like, I could do this. Oh, I don't think that whatsoever. I think to myself. I'm like, yo, I think that would be awesome.

We were talking about it, like, how fast they're moving out there for how tight of an area it can be. It's insane. Crazy. Like, I don't know the actual distance between blue lines, but it's not big. No. And you're flying. Yeah. I just think it's...

That game was so crazy because... It's their all-star week. And they're just out there laying it on the line for their country. They played games on Saturday. Yeah. Back to the NHL. Back to the NHL. Literally those guys who were on opposite teams hating each other just went back

to being on the same team. Like when we lost... Hey, sorry about that. Oh, yeah, no problem, buddy. Let's go after that. When we lost, I was bummed. Yeah. You know the Americans were tight.

Canadians were in there like, oh, you know, hey. When we lost, just seeing the defeat on Team USA, like, to me, like, yeah, I was bummed that the USA lost, but I don't really watch hockey. I'm kind of watching because the country. like the moment that this thing was shaping up to be. I didn't even know what the Four Nations was. Then you're learning that it's just a tournament in the middle of the season. And these guys are just, it's all for pride.

It's brand new. This year was the first year. Seeing the defeat. This year was the very first year. The very first year they did it. Yeah. And seeing just how down bad Team USA was, I just, I fucked with it. Not because they lost, but because of how much these guys care about this one solo game.

And ultimately, it's like in their world of the NHL and everything else, like it doesn't matter. Right. Right. But it does. It's like that little kid that's like watching all these leagues and these games in the 90s. It was all about work ethic and pride and heart and everything. I'm not saying that doesn't happen anymore. Obviously, everybody plays with a lot of heart and everything else. But just seeing it, I felt like that was the example and that was the product that just had you bought in where it was like a massive win for hockey because no other leagues are doing that. The other leagues are doing something in the middle of the year to where the guys would just sell out. Like I want to say P. K. Subban was having that rant on, I forget

whatever show it was. I think it was first take. Was it first take? Yeah, first take. About the difference between them and the NBA. I thought he was spot on about it. It's just like, yeah, those guys are killers on the ice. Again, not saying there's not killers in the NBA, but the viewership and everything

else, I thought it was a massive win for hockey and a massive win for the sport. Yeah, it was like the most watched game in the last 30 years of hockey. The most watched game. It's just nuts. It's crazy. And like, my brother, so my brother played junior hockey, he, I was, my dad's from Minnesota. Like I was like a little bit in that world like I spent a lot of time as a kid at the ice den in Scottsdale Arizona where my brother would always go So it was always I kind of had like a basic very like

One oh one-on understanding of hockey But to see other people who never Even watched hockey like it never cared to watch it It's awesome to see how much it was talked about because it is one of the most entertaining sports And how loud that arena seemed to be like yeah Everyone is bought in like that was an Olympic old metal being played for it That was and it was for nothing Yeah

Like, you guys got hats in a trophy that essentially, like, I guess it means something now. Like, no Olympic medal, no Stanley Cup. And the energy was Stanley Cup finals. It was intense. It was awesome. Y'all been to Predsy games. Oh, yeah. Dude, the intensity is unbelievable.

And how many games those guys play? What do they play? How many games they play? How many games they play? 83. Something? 82 a year. And just to come up with that kind of intensity, week in and week out is just wild.

We play 82 and then you get into a playoff series. Series. Seven. Seven for four rounds. Crazy, man. Just crazy. But yeah, it is interesting because, like, we don't know a lot about basketball. We'd love to jump into basketball a little bit more and kind of figure that world out. But at the same time, like, you watch some of the clips from the All-Star game when they're doing the three-point shooting and they're just going for time. So they're kind of just throwing the ball on the ground and they go to the next thing.

It's not entertaining at all. And you can tell these guys just kind of don't give a shit. Like they're a part of it. They got their All-Store jersey on. They got to add another notch to their old belt that they're really excited about. so when the career is over, that's part of their legacy, which is awesome. But it just kind of sucks. Like there's nothing really to get excited about.

I wonder how you can spice it up. Like, is there something similar that the NBA could take from the NHL to do? JP, I know you're our NBA expert. Expert. Back in middle school, I was the expert. I just think, I was telling you guys this the other day, like in a lot of sports, I believe. And I want athletes to get paid, but I think they're overpaid. Because even when we're growing up, they're not getting.

the eighth guy on the roster is not getting the $80 million contract. So they show up to the All-Star game. They want to win the skills competition. Everybody wants to compete in the dunk contest. You want to win the three-point contest. There's so much more pride. I'm sure there's incentive to win it financially. But now it's like if the eighth best player on your team is getting $60 million,

what do they care about an off weekend? Why would they want to try? And then you see it in the regular season. It's like so many dudes are resting. And that never used to happen. Because that's what was P.K was talking about. He's like there's a difference between being hurt and being injured. Right.

Playing her and playing injured. NHL. Like us, we're playing hurt. They play the same amount of games. 81 in the NBA, 82 in the NHL, and you don't see guys in the NHL doing rest. And they've, like, two weeks. But, yeah, I think the NBA, like, they're losing the fans just because we can tell that, like, the heart's not in it. And it used to be in it.

and now it's just kind of it sucks. There's a little pride that used to come with it. Right. That much money and you're like sitting on the bench playing only a couple minutes a game like. Like I'm sorry. It's hard to sit there and be like, yo, I'm going to go balls out on this all-strike thing.

That really means nothing. And especially when you're in the middle of the season, you got to think about, you know, you're thinking about injuries like, hey, this is a very little thing. Especially when you're getting paid, the amount you're getting paid. Because I think that's fair to say.

It's like that's not. Right. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And I think, like, Matt Stafford, he's asking for 50 million. And again, I love sports. I want people to get rich. But no athlete should be getting paid 50 million a year.

I know that could be a hot take, but like, there's so many other things out there. And, like, in people and you fancy it. What's a fair number to you? I don't know. I mean. Yeah. Teams try to.

to do that with contracts. Teams try to do more incentive. Yeah, but it's never the guys that are like commanding the, like the most money. Yeah. The guys with the incentives are never the dues. They're like the highest paid with incentives up to even higher paid. Yeah. It's always the guys that like, you know, maybe they got hurt and they got, they got to have a prove it deal or, you know, if they get this many yards, something that the team will sit there and be like, essentially you're gambling.

You're like, you know, if he does this great for us. Right. He gets into $250,000. Yeah. But to put it put to put a cap. on how much guys make is tough. I understand where you're coming from. I don't have a line to draw right now.

I just, it'd be crazy to be like, if I'm Matt Stafford, I'm thinking to myself, like, if you command $50 million, you should get $50 million. Yeah,

I would want to if I was him. Yeah. But I do, like I think fans now more so than ever are getting fed up with athletes because you see guys in the NFL, they're walking out on their team, guys in the NBA are sitting out.

And it's like, yeah, college football. People are sitting out and getting paid. And as a fan, you're just like, again, I want them to be rich, all these things. But like, man, like put it, pour in your heart to it how everybody feels they would if they were in that position. Yeah. It's unfortunate because it's one of those like it is what it is situations. Right. Because you grow up like we were all young athletes growing up aspiring to play professional sports.

And it's like there's this love of the game, this love of the game, this grit, this hunger, this heart. all of it that goes involved. And when you're a fan, it's, you hold that same mentality and standard. Whereas as you're a player getting to learn it and realizing you're ultimately in a business and you get used up as a commodity. And then you taste the business a little bit and creates a little bit of that bitterness. And it's hard to, you kind of like, it's like some of it gets lost because you're also realizing that you are in a business.

And it is such a business that makes hundreds of millions of dollars. And if there was a massive, we're just obviously the massive. everything got brought up. But if say somebody's getting a contract and it's all incentive base and a team that's trying to win, it's like, y'all, I'm going to guarantee you raise your floor that much higher, that resets a market. Guys learn that, hey, this is the new market. Then guys are comparing. But it's also, it's such a business like inside. And when you're on the outside of it, it's all about the love of the game and everything else. And it just, it gets blurred. So I don't, I hear you and I feel what you're saying. And I want the athletes to get paid. I want all that

to happen. But even as a sports fan becoming more of a sports fan now, now that I'm, out of it and kind of like when you watch that four nations hockey game go on and you're kind of watching it from that perspective of that little kid growing up and loving the sport loving the competition and seeing in their eyes you yearn and want that for the athletes now but it's with the money dynamic and the business going on I do feel like a lot of leverage is tilting more toward the players which is what every player and what every cb a union fights for it's like you want everything incentive base but then when you got the the guaranteed contracts in NBA even NHL it's like I know the NFL works wants to work toward a sport for 100% guaranteed contracts in a sport that is you know

has 100% injury rate so it's it's so much negotiating and so much business that all of that gets lost you start to get removed from that little kid who grew up loving the game you still love the game but you realize that they view you as a commodity they'll cut your ass they'll trade you they'll do whatever they want with you and when you start to realize that and understand that you start to play that game against them versus understanding that little kid that just wanted the opportunity. I'm grateful for the opportunity. You start to feel like, okay, there is leverage in here. I've got to figure out what my leverage is. And then you try to find it and you try to capitalize on it, which blurs the lines for the fandom of the sport, the love of the game part of the sport, because there is

because the fan is like, yeah, I work for a company and I'm viewed as a commodity and they could fire me. They could do whatever they want to me. And that the employee wants power with the employer. So it's like, that's why they get so frustrated with the athlete stuff. It's like, everybody gets it and ultimately everybody does want the same thing. Yeah, like everybody's been treated fairly, but it's just wild to me. And you look at all of the favorite players amongst the people,

they all have like the same thing in common. Like everybody loves Sequin Barclay because Seekoine Barclay wants to play the entire game and it's going to run his butt off. Derek Henry, like all these Tom Brady, like those guys were paid handsomely, but they showed up and it's like you can feel the passionate. It is different.

that one statement because football is only 17 games in the regular season, as opposed to 82, 83, 100 for baseball. So, I mean, I get both sides. It is, the thing is, is you, when you grow up and you play a sport, we've all played sports and you, like, have a love and a passion for that sport, whatever, whatever it was that you played. And then you get to college when Will and I played, it's like, that school is just all into you. Like, how can we make this guy better, better academically, better so he can be better

for our football team? Life skills. Yeah. And now it's like, guys are, players seem like they have all of the leverage in college football as opposed to in the NFL when it's more like, it's definitely a spread. There's free agency. Yeah. But when you're- Everyone understands who's getting paid what. When you're in, like, when Will and when, back in our day, like, 2013, 2014, when we get

into the league, I remember sitting there for the first cuts. And, you know, there's 93 guys on a team and you sit there and like the next day, there's, you know, 72. Be in the vision, be another cut that gets down to 53 the next day. You're like, yo, what the fuck is this? this is crazy and that's when that's when it really starts you start to realize that you are a commodity and you're only as good as as as long as you can last for that thing so i understand why players are like looking out for themselves and i understand you know wanting the most dollar amount you could possibly want but like how do you get to a point if you're a franchise showing that you care enough about the player so the player cares enough about you as well because

the world we're going in right now really seems like it's kind of like a standoff like there was always that underlying, like you get the 10-year vet and be like, hey, listen, they're going to get you. Like, once you're not good enough, they're going to get you. But now more than ever, it's like more clear, more out the open that, like, it seems like the team versus the players, as opposed of the teams, the players being a part of the team. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. And I was just going to add, like, I don't think it's a league thing, like the types of people that are like in the NHL are different than in the NBA. I think it truly is, like you all are saying, with the money. It's just apathy is a natural thing.

Filming a vlog and editing it for JP is as second nature as an NBA player dunking a basketball. So if JP's getting paid $20 million to film a vlog for you guys, he's going to be saying they're going, why the fuck am I doing this? Like, why am I filming a vlog? I make 20 million a year. Like this is dumb. You know what I mean? Like it's just, I don't know. I feel like it's a natural thing. Yeah, but I think to my say, like, you know, someone's paying you $20 million to make a vlog. It's like you'd make the best goddamn vlog ever, wouldn't you? You would think.

You would think. You would think. You'd pay $20 million to play in the NBA. You better show up every single night like you're making $20 million. Yeah. Fair point. Yeah. Fair point.

But NBA is like not the only one that does a subpar all-star game. Like we watch the Pro Bowl. Like we actually don't watch the Pro Bowl. It's like, yeah. They're doing like sled pushes and shit now. And even lucky enough to play. playing a couple of them bad boys like when I played it there was actual game and the game was like you jog through while fans are watching you a couple guys go hard trying not to get hurt you're trying not to

get hurt and you're looking at a free agent and as it as offensive linemen you're like hey if somebody starts going hard we'll just slide towards that guy we'll we'll slow them down real quick and then and then it'll all go back to status quo so it's not like the NBA is the only all-star game that's like not showing up the way it should but I think with the hockey thing it just kind of comes down to like that patriotic pride, that pride in your country to be like, yo, I get to play for something

with, yeah, with the stars and stripes on my chest, with the Maple Leaf on my chest, whatever Sweden and Finland have on their chest, like they're fucking, yeah, three crowns.

Like, Forrestberg was, Forrestberg played in that tournament. That's awesome. I'm sure he was, you know. I mean, Sidney Crosby, my wife was like, is that Sydney Crosby's son? And I'm like,

no, he's still playing. Still playing. Like, he's still, he's still, getting after it. 26 years. He's been playing international games.

games and just dominating. Yeah. I fucking did it again, too. One thing that is crazy about hockey, though, is like you're only on the ice for like 15 seconds. Yeah. Yeah, like a long shift is a minute. Yeah.

But that's why the boys go so hard. That's why you can go hard and why you can play long. Man. And when you stop moving, you're still moving. Yeah, you're just just going forward. So it is crazy. Yeah. It is nuts, man.

It's an interesting conversation to talk about because, yeah, I understand all those different angles. It's like you want those things and selfishly from the player perspective when you realize, hey, when these cheers and booze die out, like, who's going to be standing there next to you? And it's like you ultimately, it's like your family and people that are going to be with you after you've left the sport. So you need to figure out how to juice as much as you can out of that sport while you're playing that sport. Yeah, how do you want to be remembered? Tough. Yeah. Tough look for the NBA. They took a hard out. They took a hard out. In football, I feel like it's hard just because you can't, like, we couldn't do a tournament like that because you're not able to play multiple games in like a week.

And I feel like we would be the first one, not the first ones, but I think it's easier for us to like give an excuse to football. Because they could, they could argue you guys play an eighth of the games we play per year. You guys don't even play hardly at all. Like how is it that hard? And hockey is super physical. Football is way harder than all. 90% of hockey is played in the boards. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Come on. hockey's so physical too though Not as physical as football No no no you're right You're right football is the most physical sport Yeah maybe rugby

Probably not deep fuck rugby I don't even Rugby rugby's hardcore Everyone gets it in rugby Yeah everyone does There's the scrum everyone's locking up God so much we don't know about sports I mean MMA is pretty violent

Yeah That's probably yeah that's probably They only fight a couple times a year They do I mean you fight a lot What are you fighting three times a year Yeah. If you're fighting a lot.

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is that his name? Paddy Pimilis get a round applause from Mike back in the octagon quickly quickly man I mean we can go around and circle and say

who we think we're gonna win Mike first round knockout oh you name is this is bustin with the boys Mike Chandler is our fighter he's our boy that's our fucking guy it's gonna be JP how do you feel about the fight

NBA slash UFC expert tuning in chiming in I love it for Mike it's a big name that he gets gets the fight against that brings a lot of buzz to every fight and even Mike has had almost all great fights but i would say of all of the people he's fought patty is probably the best promoter out of olivera hooker porre poorier is a good promoter just because he's been there for so long but you even see

dussin porier on twitter who he has called mike a bitch all the different things he says all the bad things about him but he's like i got mike regardless of how i feel about him he's probably going to win first round second round so when porre is on his side you know that the matchup is favorable and i can't wait to watch it because it also will just kind of propel mike to another bangor fight after this yeah and it's like it's and you're right to the marketability of patty and his promotional style like him going to that that gym not too long ago and tapping out that yeah that was it a troll was it a fighter that had said some offhand shit to him yeah some guy was talking shit so he just pulled up on him and his team they pulled up they circled around it was a

little gym they put some they put some pads on and they went and patty had him choked out and the dude was tapping out and patty wouldn't let him go yeah put him to sleep for real yeah well did he i don't know if he went to sleep i don't think he put him to sleep but patty just wasn't letting go to where everybody had to kind of jump in and break him up like it was it was fueled it was like real it was like real hate that they're fighting about and stylistically i think it's the first time mike has fought somebody that also will he's a little bit more calculated but he's down to go balls to the wall and just put on a show we got some fireworks fireworks in miami which good for mike paywise i guess would be the same as Vegas but he still hasn't got to Vegas i know i hit him up i was like i swear

god at this point it's like a joke i know they don't let you fight in Vegas he's like i know i was pissed about it too but miami is awesome it's gonna be awesome i think he wants to fight again quickly after i would i would imagine he would because he's i mean dude he's played his matchup game so well yeah He's always fought a big name. Patty is, you know, lower ranked, but huge name. And it's going to set him up for another probably top five matchup. Usually if you have Mike's record, you probably wouldn't be getting all those matchups. Yeah.

But it's probably. And I would assume he want to fight somebody quick too because, you know, he's not getting any younger. True. Yeah. He's like older in the fight game. I know. And you got to get it while you can. The McGregor thing having like, what, two years off?

Yeah. It just sucks. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, you brought the record, like going two and four in the UFC. like it doesn't feel like Mike's gone two and four. At all. He feels like he's undefeated because every fight he goes into even the Oliver one, which we can look at and be like those first four rounds.

He lost. He didn't, he was, they're on the ground. Looks like he was resting. But in that fifth round, it kind of erased the other four in your mind. The result was still the same.

But like watching it, you're like, I mean, JP, we were there. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. JP knows what I'm talking about. Hey,

the internet's down. He pointed and he, dude, Comcast, man. Oh, yeah, we Comcast? Comcast. God.

He said, are we Comcast? Yeah, but when in that fifth round, you and I are there over the shoulders of Tulsi Gabbard, RFK, screaming at the tarpa, talp of our lungs, thinking he's going to end it right here. And then stands up in the middle of the ring with 30 seconds left and body slams him. With a smile on his face. Dude. It just says, fuck it. That's what they say we're at the end of the violence era of UFC. Because Michael be on his way out, Pori is on his way out, Gaichi on his way out, Holloway on his way out, Volk on his way out.

All those guys put on shows, and now feather weights, they still have good championship fights, but all these other dudes are just a lot of grapplers that they're not, they're not violent. More tactical. Yeah. Obviously, they're violent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You beat their ass. Yeah.

But, no, it's going to be good. Pussies out there. They're a little posified. Internet's back. Just like that. Internet's back. Yeah, but dude, shout out Mike. He went out to camp, excited to watch the boy.

I don't think we'll be able to make it because we'll be spring tour. Spring tour. Spring toured it up. We'll be spring tour. We'll be doing some cool stuff at the spring tour. Yeah. So anyway, fingers crossed. Fingers crossed.

I think, yeah. I think we're dialed. Have you heard from your end? Yeah. And they're like, yeah, we're on board with that for sure. They think we'll talk. We'll talk. But I think spring tour is going to be awesome.

We can talk about who it is, right? Yeah. I mean. A couple of alma maters. Yeah, a couple alma maters, as always. Yeah. The access we get there. I mean, Nebraska doing the whole new NIL world, not doing the spring game.

there's going to be a lot of theatrics going on for their for their day spring day i don't even know what we call it anymore organ looking to get out do a lot of cool stuff back to organ we got to get marcus to come out with us yeah that would be all the time we need to get marcus to come out with us what are we what are we hearing for mission there i've told them kind of like my like perfect world how that would look with the uniforms and everything and he they weren't like against they're like hey we got to talk to a couple people but like we're down to get you guys involved I don't think it'll be like in the spring game because I think they're kind of going. They might be going the route everybody else is going.

I don't know what their plans are. I don't think they know what their plans are yet. But the route of canceling the spring game. Yeah, I just don't know. It seems like the new world. Everyone's kind of doing that. I didn't really like test the waters on the spring game. Who started it?

ASU? BYU. Rural in Nebraska. Really? Yeah, pioneers in the space, man. I thought BYU did, man. Can't canceling games left and right Yeah, any comments on y'all cancel

I said my comments man Yeah, that is fucking nuts I mean it's been how We signed this contract in 2006 Hey JP did we not just The landscape of college football Was a lot different my friend I mean do you have any words

Yeah Just for like as an alumni As a guy who played on the team Are you Is it not seem a little cowardice Does not seem a little like hey We're not actually where we want to be Currently in 2025?

I don't think it means that at all. I think there's financial, there's a financial strategy to it. I think even strategy-wise, the committee shows that they don't value strength of schedule. So even beating you guys, there's no upside. There's no upside. Even you guys, if you guys were to beat us, there's no upside and you guys

beating Nebraska. It's only downside. You might as well cancel the game, throw Bowling Green in Miami of Ohio on the schedule. They can get the rest. That can be at home financially where we're made whole and you have more money to pay these players that are commanding higher salaries going into college football. Two trades a thought here too. But as a

Fan. But as a fan, I am bummed that this game is not happening because I feel like the historic programs of a Nebraska and Tennessee, seeing that red, seeing that orange out there playing each other two years in row, especially us being located in Nashville, knowing our ties to both schools. I was so excited for those games. But seeing it get canceled, like, look, it's business. It's fucking business. Whopping your ass does nothing for Nebraska. You're going seven and six this year. Let's calm down.

Bet money on that. All right. You're saying I'll say we win more than seven games You're saying seven or less I say Tennessee will win more games in the cross-based No no no don't change this bet now You said we're going to seven and six Sure

500 Mustache bet That's fine Um That's a tough bad for you Come on man That's I mean we know it history I hate doing it dude

We do know history Rules third year Double-Diguin's Rules third year in every program Double-Diguer wins But he didn't have a turn around the second year He won more than one game. Well, guess what about the first year?

Five and seven last year, six and six this year. If he would have went one, he would have won one or two games this first year, he'd be right where he needs to be in the seven and six years. If he won one or two more games, you're right. We're winning 10 this year. I hope you do. But you got to play Michigan.

You said that's a tough bet for me. Yes. You don't think we're going to win more than seven? Dog, can we have a- yes or no? Can we have a logical conversation? Can we just sit here? Do you believe that we were going to win more than seven games this year?

Do you remember? Yes or no. I'm going, okay. Let me just say maybe Because I can see both sides I can see I know the rule jump Can I can I go through my fucking top process? I'm asking the questions

I know and I'll give you an answer A long winded answer Let me do the weave on you like old 47 Rule does show that he makes a jump in the third However You guys have only you guys went five and seven And then what did JP and I say Six and six

You're getting pissed out you're the same tone you have right now Come on We won seven We went seven and five this year and we beat Alabama, I don't count. It's a bowl game. Let's get to the part where we talk about this year. It's a bowl game.

Let's get to the part where we talk about this year. History, stats, everything shows you guys, you have seven and five this year. A strong seven and five. Okay, so let's have a bet. You bet with Jack. You and I will have our bet, and our bet will come September 20th. I want to know if you think we'll win more than eight or more games this year. Eight or more?

Yeah, like you're personally, you're sitting in a room by yourself. Do you think we're going to win eight or more games this year? And don't think about Will Compton. Okay, that was going to say. Don't think about none of this shit. All right. If I'm not thinking about Will Compton. Well, I was going to say, Mike Eccler goes back to Lincoln.

Does he kind of whisper in some ears, hey, if we continue with this, we're going to get our asses, well, by Tennessee. I tell you what? You don't want to know what he actually thinks about when he saw this roster with this first week at work. I do. You don't want to actually know. I do want to know. Can you tell us?

Listen, loose lipsink chips. I'm not going to talk about my private conversations. Just letting you know, you would like to know what he thought. You would love to know. what he thought. Because it involves whooping your candy ass. Y'all are paying us $500,000 to pull out. Yeah, because I think we make more money having the two home games.

Also, Jack, it's not in your best interest to play Nebraska. I would love to them. You guys only have two teams. You guys only played the same team. Like one team. It was Ohio State. They lost 21 to 14. Y'all lost by 40.

Okay. That was an entirely different Ohio State team when they played in that point. I'm saying this. you're right, I forgot that we had a common opponent. You had a common opponent. Yeah, you're right. I'm saying, I'm saying it's probably not in your best interest to play. Yeah, I see what you're saying.

Flip-flop-ask conversation. Oh, but to answer your question, I would probably go less than eight. Okay, we'll find a bet. No, we're going to find our bet on. But it's going to be around that. We'll have our bet. We found our bet. We found our bet it's going to be around over seven and a half wins.

Why don't we just bet on the bus and bowl, too? we can have more than one bet. Taylor, why don't you go through and predict this schedule because we know what Will's going to do. We're predicting schedules in March now, I guess, or in February. February.

Yeah, yeah. This is, usually we do it way earlier. We do it right after the season. Cincinnati, toss up. Okay. Toss up. That's the Kelsey Bowl. That's going to be an arrowhead.

It's going to be, we'll say, Cincinnati takes that one. Akron's a dub. Houston, Houston Christian. Yeah, that's, okay. That's a dub. So two and one. Michigan

I mean buddy You're going That's that's two and two Michigan State I see a dub Maryland I see a dub Minnesota Scrappy boys

Scrappy boys I say Minnesota Taking that one Northwestern I can see you guys What in that one So where we at now Five and three

Five and three USC No At home Okay UCLA At UCLA At UCLA

just going off of last year yikes Penn State at Penn State I don't know and then Iowa you should beat Iowa every year but you don't

5 and 7 wasn't it let's give them Cincinnati Minnesota I don't know because Minnesota's mid-October they have an outdoor stadium bro the gophers

you guys know I feel about the Gover's. I'll give them revenge game, revenge game at UCLA, 7 and 5. That's a tough schedule. That's a hard schedule. We play nine conference games in the hardest conference. In the hardest conference. Yeah, I mean, that's...

I can look at this. I can look at this and for sure C7 and 5. That's not 8. I can definitely, but I... His opinion is... That's a proud 7 and 5. Yeah. A proud 7 and 4.

Like, you were juiced up at the pin. realistically what games are y'all losing on this schedule? Realistically. Realistically, I'll say, realistically. And I love Nebraska. Maybe Penn State. Because we're at Penn State. That's 11th.

Yeah, look, I think we're getting double-digit wins. Yeah. You think you're going to the playoffs this year? If we're a 10 and 2 Big 10 team, yes, we were in the playoffs this year. You're going to beat Michigan? I think we can beat you guys. Absolutely. What'd you guys do last year?

You guys didn't do shit last year. Only on right team to consecutive beat top 15 teams back to back. That's something. Like, what did you do this year? We beat Ohio State who won the national championship. Didn't we have the same record? No. We went seven and five.

You went six and six. We went seven and six. Correct. Okay. By that logic, we went 85. Okay, one game above. Of course I think we can beat you guys. And at home.

Bus and bowl? What's on the line? What happened the last time? Yeah, we got killed. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't mean it's not the same ball club You're right, it's not the same ball club We might be better

Let's pull up Michigan schedule We might be better Pull up Michigan schedule I mean if this Bryce Underwood Is who we think he is We might win it all I don't know he's getting paid a lot Work he just doesn't have a heart

No he's got it dude If you hit if you knew what I knew In the conversations I had He's all right New Mexico All right you go ahead Will W at Oklahoma Lost a lot of players They lost top three most players in the transfer portal.

I'll give you a W. Central Michigan, W. Nebraska, L. Okay. Wisconsin, toss up. I'll give you W. at USC L. versus Washington, W. At Michigan State, W. Purdue. W. Northwestern. Jesus. W.

Maryland, W. Ohio State loss. So what is that? Hold on. You think we'll lose to Ohio State? I think they get you guys this year. We beat them. We had no pat. We had passing turned off.

I understand. You face them in the playoff. You were getting tossed around like everybody else did. That's nine wins, according to Will Compton. Yeah. Look, I think you guys get a good football club. Will was real. Taylor was just kind of doing it a little bit out of spite.

There's no, we know how he operates. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no, no, no, no, there's no, no, there's no, there. I don't think Nebraska will lose to Minnesota. Dog, Minnesota is a sneaker. And the amount of the state. The amount of time you took on Northwestern, too? Yeah.

Northwestern doesn't even have a stadium. Cincinnati toss-up? You said L, I think, with Cincinnati, and then you came back around and said, I'll give you Cincinnati because you only give us five wins. It is neutral site. Neutral site. Neutral site's at Arrowhead.

That's like a home game for Nebraska. We're two hours north. They are two hours north. Two hours north. I didn't know that. I'm geography. I will say. I ended up at 7 and 5.

Yeah. Beating Oklahoma in Norm is. no easy task. No doubt. No doubt. I agree. I don't disagree with that. He is coach for his life. I don't like the Ohio State. We beat him four times in a row. I know, but at somebody's going to correct. It's not like you guys are just going to go undefeated forever.

I mean, Ohio State's the national defending national champions. Like, they're reloading on their squad. I get it. And they have continuity with their staff and everything else. Like, they're just building. They lost everybody. What do you mean? Continuity on their staff. They lost their OC. They lost their DC. They lost their DC. They lost. But they're hiring internal. They hired one internal. They hired, Ryan Brought,

Heartline, who I'm a big fan of Heartline as the O.C. And then they bring in a B's for, oh yeah, they bought in Matt Patricia. Yeah. They got your honor.

We got you guys running. We got you guys winning nine games. I'm pretty sure at Wink Martindale still there. Still staying too. Yeah, I think seven, I mean,

I don't think Stephen five is disrespectful to you guys. I'm a cornhusker. You're not. You're not a corn husker. Come on, man. Come on, man. You know,

You know I respect the corner Oscar, brother. You're not a corner Oscar, brother. You're not a corner Oscar. You have to. You're in the octagon. No. If I didn't like the place, I would say I don't like the place. I was in a house stay.

I said I didn't like the place. He wore the corned cob on his head. I wore the corn comb on my head. I know you did. I was supporting. You do what needs to be done. I'll say that. You do it needs to be done.

Here he goes. Here he goes. He supports Nebraska. He does what needs to be done. Yeah. But he's seven to five, that's not disrespectful with you guys. That's a pet on the head.

Hey, it's a pet on the head. Hey, uh, Sheram, if I said, hey, I think your ball comes gonna get better next year. That's not getting better. Winning seven games again? I hate it. Again, you guys, we want seven games. Okay, you guys win your bowl game, man. Okay, now you're eight and five.

Like, what are we talking about? You guys regular season. Listen, I heard what you said. I heard what you said, man. You're not a Husker. You're right. I'm a Wolverine. However, we've, all right.

I love the Huskers. You can love the Huskers, but you, we all know, But we all know what's happening. We all know what's happened. We all know what's happening. It's all good. Okay. I know where you stand.

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Hey, I know you won the. bet that where we have to promo the entire year but you do run too to kill it i haven't ran in a while but i would do a 5k i think you could smack that i mean i think i could be bert yeah yeah bert's a bit of a runner though he did it twice last year right yeah got you got you got you walked one ran well he did it with jill then he like go back and run it with jelly yeah walked one one ran one walked one ran one what else do we have for we get on Ari Shapir. By the way, the Ari Shapiro episode. Unreal. That's about as podcast as you can get. I mean, the, just good old fashion podcasting. Good old fashion podcasting.

I mean, this dude, the amount of just doesn't give a fuck jokes he talks about is all time. He was known for, I know back in my era of being a young, a young Thundercat in middle school, he was the one who did the the YouTube episodes called The Amazing Racist So funny And that's him I thought he was dead

I remember I was telling him on the episode A few months back I was kind of looking up Whatever happened to this guy Because in the world that we're in now I'm like this None of these videos would fly And I had to figure out like where he was

And what he was doing Then I learned that he's one of the The mainstays on the The park episodes The Savior Parts episode Yeah protect our parks For Joe Rogan I was like oh shit

He seems like he's thriving It was so great I mean the first 25, 30 minutes It's just talking about drugs Yeah Awesome Yeah And the amazing racist

To sit there and watch Those rewatch those videos with him And to be like Did anybody ever look at you And say Hey probably don't do this Yeah It was awesome man

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Yeah, my shout-out, no free shout-out. The week goes to hustling salesman. Are he hustled? Yes, yeah. That's my shout-on-no-free shout-out. No. You don't ever hustle somebody who just walks in your door of operation. Barge's in.

Nobody knew who he was. He's just walking in, and I'm kind of sitting there because the lights behind him. He didn't knock? No, he didn't knock. What's up, boys? What we got going on in here? What we got going on in here?

I'm thinking, what the fuck's going on here? Mr. Milchick? And he's like, Mr. Milchick? Man, we should talk about severance. But stay on track. He comes in. He's like, I got these tasers. We're going door to door and selling some company.

We're offloading and we're selling them for dirt cheap because they're canceling. They're getting rid of all their inventory. So he's like, usually they go for about $130 and pop, but I can get me you guys for $24.99. And Jared comes up to me. I'm like, don't worry. We're not going to buy anything. But he starts talking about him. He starts, go ahead and do that noise again.

It's all it took. He starts showing, yeah, it's all took. It's that crazy-ass noise. He starts showing us this utility flashlight where it can strobe. It can be bright. It can be damn. You charge him up. They're high-powered.

And then he turns on the taser. And when he ripped the taser, I thought to myself, oh, I could use a couple of these. Charles could have one in her car. We can have one at home. You just never know. The wife. Yeah. The wife would, whoa.

I would not. I would not. I'm not going to. And I'm thinking the wife would thrive with one of these. These would be good. So I was like, do you take cash? And he said, absolutely. So I ran out to my truck, my Chevy ZR through Sovarado.

I grabbed the hunter and I was like, can I get four of these? He's like, yeah, it was running about 109. I could give it to you and eat that $9. But I'm like, hey, don't even worry about it, man. We'll get you nine more bucks. Mitch comes out of nowhere with $10 extra dollars. The entire, the entire shop bought a taser that day. Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah. And after he left, we all got a hundred tasers. We all held him up and just started ripping it in solidarity. No shit. It was so loud. It was so loud It was fucking crazy And uh

But yeah He came in We're like oh don't worry We're not gonna buy anything from this guy And he hustled the hell out of us And then after he left Sherm is on his computer He's like guys I see the I see these exact same tasers on Amazon for $10. No way

Yeah That's what you gotta love that That's right You got tip the cap Hey we knew he's hustled us We knew he's hustled us We knew he's hustle us He hustled us

But the thought of 130 a pop is crazy And his boy comes in A second guy comes in the door mid-pitch a second buddy comes in the door with a box himself so you just know he's sitting back like damn he got a good sale nine yeah yeah the yeah we we started breaking it all down because it was like yeah i mean it was just today like we realized oh man we have way too many of these things we got to get of them let's just go hand them out and then all of a sudden we're paying for it and he's wearing a lanyard that has the pricing with the tax bill into it so he can give you the proper chain

I'm like, man, those lanyards are pretty fancy for getting printed earlier today. And it's like, he's like, all this would be good at the U.S. Post Office, you know, what do you say? Best Pro Shops bought a whole bot or bought a whole lot. So he's selling you on it. And we're buying. And you guys went and looked it up later and it was on Amazon for $10. Yeah. Yeah, 18.

But still turning a profit. That's less than 25. Less than 25. Yeah, it's less than 25. God, good for him, man. Good for him. That is awesome. Oh, he was 18 for $3.

pack. It was like one singular taser was like four or five bucks. Oh shit. It was 18 for a three pack. I forgot. I saw the charging port too. It's easy to charge.

We got a. What's 18 divided by three, Mitch? Well, I know it's six, but I was just, I was just asking. I wasn't, I saw, I saw one on his, three or four bucks. I just, you know, I wanted to check the mat. I'm a math guy, so if you want to run math,

we can go toes. Oh, shit. That's why I asked the question. shit but but i'm saying i see you Mitch tell him but i'm saying i'll run math on you nine times eight slow slow 72 72 he got it i was gonna i was giving you an opportunity answer oh i was giving you an opportunity to answer that's what i was looking back there all right hey let's just wait real quick we'll do three jp you say say i'm out loud whenever you're ready 11 times six 66 oh tie tie tie no i think i got him on that tie tie tie tie 13 times seven

91 yeah damn Mitch hey that's up when you get the double digits that's a little dice I'm gonna need the paper

I was carrying the two over there I mean like once it gets double digits two double digits it gets a little it'll take a little bit longer but I'll run it I'll try

this one actually can be easy 50 times 14 5,000? No. 52. 5200. I have no idea. 5200.

5 times 15 times 14. Oh, 50. 520. How do you? 600. Hey, you can't get the 20 times 14? Yeah, 50 times 14. 700.

Yeah. Swepped. Good game. Now you got to get to you. Good game. Is that the new betting punishment now? It sounds like you. it we can do that what

Michigan and Nebraska whoever has a better record this year the other person gets to tase the other no I'm not doing that I'm just saying a real gun you don't want to do that whoever loses has to get shot in the lake we'll play Oklahoma at Oklahoma I got you man I'm not even worried about you all

okay so if you don't worry I'm just saying I'm not going to risk getting tased okay fair enough fair enough September 20th is going to be a tough day for Boston it's going to be a blood bath yeah I hope you guys go down I hope you guys struggle all year long we're back to this

we're back to this at least you know where I stay in transparency I guess so yeah I have perfect information on that I appreciate you well I hope you guys do better than you did last year by one game I hope you guys fail

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Get in this episode? No, just get into Ari. How long we've been going on the intro? 106. 106. Jesus Christ, what a fun time with the boys. 106 times 20 I don't know 106 times 20 2140 2,120 2020

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I'll subscribe all the comments, big hugs, tiny kisses, enjoy the show. But I went to, so my favorite band of all time is Blink 1-82. They're madden out. Did you really? They rule. Dude, they're unbelievable. They're so fucking good. Yes.

And they're so positive and dumb. Yes. And so when they went on tour last year, you would see the clips when they're like at Coachella and stuff. They'd say they're like really bad jokes. Yeah. But like it was like charming like, oh, you know, like that pop punk genre. And so we went to their concert, me and the boys like, I, uh, I, I, the bridgestone and they came out take off your pants and jacket first song was anthem part two

and i sat there and i was my i literally tears welted in my eyes it takes you back for sure because i was like yeah it was like such a core part of my life that i just loved their music so much so like that was when i was like maybe i should start going to some more concerts and living in national it's so fun yeah everybody comes through here yeah they were like they played at city field and they're like hey there's where the met's lose like we don't really care yeah it's so fun but dude that That genre of music is... H.F. Festival. What is that?

This used to be the best alt radio station in the country in D.C. They went out of business. They went Latino. Oh, for real? That was my place. Yeah. But H.F.S. 991. So were you into that genre of music?

Is that your genre? Yeah, like, early, like, Smashing Pumpkins. Yeah. Smashing Pumpkins, Counting Crows, Sumpfrey 1, Good Charlotte. I already got away from me. That's later. Are you a big concert guy? I love it, too.

You got to do drugs. You got to. We got to. We were in Delaware, and I was just like, Gacked and my friends went to go do whatever and I was like I'm fine here and then I just remember here Here's a mom like I would never want to be that fucked up and I'm like I know she's talking about me But it's fine yeah it's a warm night yeah It's so much better bro you'll go to a concert take some mushrooms and chill by yourself

Yeah sometimes or we went to Billy Strings we took some mushrooms like let's not get too fucked up Because it was like outside chance we could have met him afterwards and then like halfway through we're like oh he would be proud of us if we were fucked up So you'd be disappointed if we weren't like gone. So let's just get more fucked up. Yeah, and then water into Fort Worth. Dude, big festival guy? Yeah,

I love it. You've been out to Bonaroo out here? Bonarro a couple times. Yeah, that was fun and shit. And then I got a fucking pound of mushrooms for the whole comedy festival part of Bonnero one year. Yeah,

I was just hooking up everybody. It was so fun. You were the guy. You probably felt like the man too. Yeah, there was like 30 of us too. And I was like, I'm going to get enough for everybody. There's something about. It was so fun.

Everybody's like, Ari, I heard, um. And I was like, heard you there's something about being the drug guy. It doesn't matter what drug it is, but you're at a party, and you got like an eight ball on you or something like that. Everyone's like, hey, I heard you got a...

I heard you're cool. I heard you're cool. Let's hang out. Let's talk. If I get a bump, look at him. Come with me, man. Come on. You're like, yeah, some sort of foundation between the two of you because you decided to do a bump

of a bathroom at some random house party. You have to pretend to be good friends with the rest of the party. Yeah, yeah. So my boy right here. And then he comes back for the fifth day. I'm like, yeah. Throw me a 20, dude. Yeah.

Like, what are you doing? This is getting this is getting out of hand. Dude, most of those are like a scary drug to me. I've only done like a handful of times. Yeah. And it's really 50-50. I've had really great experiences and I've had some experiences that I'm like, get me the fuck out of my own skin.

You've done the trips, right? Yeah, I've done like a full three, three point five, the grams or whatever it is. Yeah. That's like the boom, right? Yeah, you're pretty big. If you're empty stomach, you can do whatever. Yeah? You've never taken them?

Not like to that level, more so like microdosing. Do they test for motion in the NFL? No. They don't. I think the rumor was it showed up as food poisoning if you can even test for that. So that was always the thing that was like people can do whatever. Nice. Yeah, Coke could show up.

I can promise you that. That's the obvious one. Marijuana. You really know that one. All those things. I would meet teammates. This is Taylor's past life. This is like back in college.

But I remember going out to Oakland. And I'm drawing a blank on who the. Magnuson. Magnuson. There was another one. Calcas. And they're like, we were like smoking out in the truck. We called it the black drag.

And they're like, hey, we're trying to. We were all staying in the hotel there. Yeah, you're trying to hit the Black Dragon. I'm like, oh, yeah, let's go. And we're sitting out there, they're like, so is Taylor still pretty heavy in cocaine? And I was like, what? I was like, no, they're like,

I thought he doesn't do coke anymore. And they thought I was just like, they thought I had another mouth growing on my head. I'm like, no, man, he's family guy. He's pretty, he's pretty buttoned up. I've never seen him do drugs. Like, bro, he'd come out at parties with like the fucking Michael Myers butcher knife with just a mountain on it.

Be like, let's fucking go. go! Was it in the slopes? Yeah. It snowed in July in Ann Arbor all the time. It was always snowing. That was probably... Your nose is unthalling too all through the winter when you get inside.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Got to keep it going. Got this deviated septum to... As a nice little parting gift from cocaine as well. Fun times, man. That's, yeah, that's me in college. You played in Michigan? Yeah, I played in Michigan.

I'm not on cocaine right there. That's one of the coolest stadiums in the world. Yeah, Michigan Stadium is there. I don't know if I've ever asked this. Because Nebraska, like back in the 90s, they're known for just the drugs, like before games. Steroids for sure. Yeah, steroids, all that stuff.

Did you ever do it before a game? Did you ever do it before a game? No, I did, I did Coke, like, on a Wednesday. No, no, no, I did, like, on a Wednesday before, like, I think one big game. I can't remember what game it was, but it was like a Wednesday. Like, my boys just got into town. They came to visit me, and, like, I had some waiting for them. And so I did a little bit on, like, a Wednesday.

And we played on Saturday. And we played on Saturday. Okay. So then it's like, you're not, like, you're not on it. Yeah, you're not feeling it. No, no, no, there was always like the talk of like doing the water bottle thing where you put it in the, you put Coke like Lawrence Taylor did. Or they allegedly did. He would take cocaine and you put it in water and it would dissolve in there and he'd like drink it.

You can't. I think with cocaine, you can kind of do whatever you want. I mean, you're a free American. As long as it gets inside you, like whatever it is. It took bag of, what? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Crazy time, man. Crazy. I love that. So how often do they test? Randomly or do they know? It depends if you get in the program. Like ultimately like for like for weed, there's like a line. Now the threshold's much higher.

But every year you ultimately test during like OTAs. So like like April May June. So are you familiar with NFL? Like how the structure everything was you. Do you know what OTAs is? Yeah. Okay. He's a, he's a ball guy.

He's actually a sports guy. My fault. All right. Yeah. So like in the springtime. My team is disbanded recently. But the union will send out an email. Like, hey, you're going to get tested here in probably a couple months.

They ultimately let you know it's time to start weaning off if you're smoking a lot of weed. Right. And then when you get to OTAs, you're, you know, if I'm in the linebacker group, you're going to know if you're going to get tested in OTAs or you're going to get tested the first week of training camp, which is in August. So if you're the, if you're part of the crew who gets tested in OTAs, everybody's fired up because it's like, oh, we're about the test. And you only test what's here. Oh, sick. Yeah.

But if it's training camp, you're like, you're bummed because you're like, all right, got to stay sharp until, gotta stay sharp until August Right, well you can, yeah, I guess like right after OTAs Like that middle of June, maybe that weekend you can take and kind of smoke a little bit Remember, remember during COVID when I started to just try to test Like I started to test like when I would get over the threshold I got all these piss cuts Will went to CVS and like bought like a kit basically that would tell him like where his levels were at and how they were

Yeah And he started to kind of scientifically figure out, okay if I signed with the team How long you have to wait off? This is how long I need. Yeah, because we'd stay up and play risk like every night and we'd get banged up And I'm like, I kind of want to figure out, because I was just a free agent at the time. I was like, I kind of want to figure out, like, once I start to piss positive, and then if I just stop, if I just stop taking edibles, whatever it is, how long it'll take for it to get

out of my system? It would take probably 48 hours. And then I would piss clean. Yeah, yeah, just drinking a lot. Yeah, that's crazy. Because it always, it was always like a body, I heard it was like a body fat thing. Like the lower your body fat is, the faster marijuana gets out of your system. Yeah, yeah. But it'd take 48 hours. Yeah. And then I'd try to go, you know, more days in a row and see how long it takes. take, obviously it take longer.

But it would matter if you smoked like 17 days in row and then quit for two days? Or like just one day on? I'm sure it would. I think so. I think so. Because again, after I would get the 48 hours, then I would do it for like a week straight and then see how long. Was this more science than you did in college?

Absolutely. Like I mean, it was COVID. You're just trapped in thinking of what all the different things. You're like moving frame picture frames. Hey, sweetheart. Do you think this should go here now? And then you get in a weird argument over like, hey, I want this down here now versus upstairs.

But yeah, I got like a hundred. pissed cups and just, you know, got, you know, put my head down and tried to figure out of size. My head down and got to work is what I did. That's a science fair experiment. People love to hit on COVID, man. But that time of our lives was actually so much fun. Like, this show is very new.

Yeah. I was out in California training. People like to hate on COVID, but we had some. Dude, I mean, there was a lot of shit. A lot of shit went down. Like, you know, I know people like, let's move that out of the way. Like, let's just talk about like the good times. Bussies.

But dude, we would, we would, we would, we would, get high every night. Like he said, and like play risk, you know, the board game risk, but just on our Xbox live. And it'd be us and three of our boys.

And it would be the most fun, dude. Talking to drinking, totally, drinking back and forth. I'm trying to take Australia. And inevitably, Will and I would always end up

hating each other, hating each other at the end. You reboot around 2 p.m. the next day and get after it again, man. Yeah, drop some Bibleverse meme the next day on how you might get back to win the next night. Yeah. Group Jets are alive.

Dude, it really. That was the best way to communicate then. It was the only time. Nobody's falling behind. No one's falling behind. Nobody's getting in. Like, all right, the company, like your team, you're trying to do Zoom meetings.

Like you're trying to do it on Zoom. Everybody's trying to figure it out. It's new. The whole, everything's shut down. So you know nobody, yeah, nobody's falling behind. Nobody's getting ahead. They should really do something like the purge, but like a COVID. Like every decade.

Like take the virus out of it, but just have like two months or everything's on where nothing happens. No one's allowed to leave their house. You kind of just, no fucking around. No one's allowed to get better for the next. two months. Yeah. And you just hang out.

Tired country with your boys. Yeah, I can't do anything to get ahead. Neutral, rejuiced. Yeah. No one's hard to work on anything. There were so many days where it was like noon and your buddy was like drinking. I'm like, all right, all right. What are we going to do?

All right. What are we going to do? I mean, we might, yeah, we might as well get done. Yeah, this is it. What is that? That's online risk? That's us playing risk. So we did a stream last week with our boys.

They came back in. Yeah. But it's us. That's us. That's us in the office. Yeah. We was wearing a communist China hat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you guys got into it

It's just like some people like shouldn't have money and some people should Yeah It's the right way of handling Yeah in the bottom left corner we had a beer counter here So the guy in the back The guy who lives like a white Shrek that's Dennis Kelly He had he drank 22 beers What?

And that three hour was it three hour setting? Yeah Yes 22 beers For a game or just cuz Just cause There was no like We kind of like made and we're like hey we're going to put you on a beer counter because he's kind of like your he's kind of like your old man who just sits in the corner

and just houses like 30 beers right eventually falls asleep but you never know if he's drunk you always end him some sort of like political conversation with him and even if he agrees with you there's a devil ass devil devil devil's advocate route he goes with you yeah yeah he's a great dude he's a good dude it was like 22 beers it was like 22 beers it was like 22 beers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's been telling ari about all of our yeah yeah yeah like athletes is the cleanest humans in the world yeah yeah yeah yeah A lot of them are. A lot of them are.

We were some bad eggs. Not so much will. We were, though. We were talking about drugs a little bit. What a fun way to start a podcast? What was your, what's your, like, number one? If you could only do one the rest of your life. We probably weed.

Yeah. It's the easiest. But is that considered a drug anymore? Is it even considered a drug? Now that black people could do it and not get arrested. Right? It's a different game. Well, it still hasn't been rescheduled yet.

It's still a schedule one. They're legalized it and every, pretty much everywhere. Yeah, 24 state it's legal. Yeah. No, no, no. Bible Belt, brother. That's the last domino to fall. There's ways that it's like got around it.

What is it called? Like Delta 9. Delta 9. Yeah. It doesn't seem right. T-H-C-A. Doesn't seem right. They're like, when you light it up, it's the same thing.

And I'm like, nah, they give me the same thing, then. Yeah, give me the same thing. Exactly. It is a weird deal. So besides, besides weed, let's go. Okay, booze, that's not a drug either. Those are the two, like, standard. Those are two just like, you can do that in public in the street.

Molly, I love Molly. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just took some. I cracked my tooth, fucking grinding my teeth on Molly last night. Yeah, I was so clean. It was before the pandemic Molly.

I found back of the freezer. Way back of the freezer. Before pandemic Molly. It said Mandy, I was going through a British face. And I was like, wait, no fucking way. And it was like pre-pandemic Molly, pre-Fentanol Molly. You can tell he loves it too, just had the hell he had the smile. Like, he's just thinking of all of his memory.

Oh, my God, bro. And a nice side note, too, the pre-fentanol Molly. Like, it's good to know that molly's clean. Because if it's pre-pandemic. It's pre-pandemic, but times are simpler. Yeah, it's a scary time now. if you just kept going until like noon the next day. I'm happy that world's past me now.

But if I was still in it, I would probably be done. It was so fun. Mushrooms. Love mushrooms. Yeah. And then what are the other drugs? I've never been a giant coke guy, but if you're going to the bathroom, I'm coming with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're not going to buy it, but if someone's got it, you're not going to be rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have a tape now. You'll have a tape. Yeah. Have you ever had an experience with, this is one thing I've kind of wanted to try was DMT? I tried once and it didn't get there. It wasn't for you?

No, I loved it. I just didn't get there. What's get there? What does that mean? I was in my backyard in New York, being a chick, and, like, I saw this, like, this big fucking caterpillar come down off one of the branches. It was, like, stare at me for, like, a minute. And then he just goes, no.

And then he turned around and went back. Oh, catapelair wasn't feeling you. Yeah. And then I was like, and then I kind of came out of it. And I was like, I don't think it hit me. And she goes, I died and came back. What? What?

What? Ah, fuck. Hey, to peel back a couple layers, what do you think that caterpillar was saying no about? Getting in there. Getting there. Oh, getting you too.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I think he was like the gatekeeper or something. No shit. And he was like, no. You would think a gatekeeper of something that special would be a little stronger than a caterpillar. Yeah.

The final boss said, no. But I was like, I didn't know how to get past him. You had a... It worked. Fuck, I'm still mad about it. I saw it. What about me? Would he not say yes?

I'm the kind of guy who would go in there. Yeah. Like, that's, I just realized how, how fucking insulting that was. You wanted it too bad, is what the problem was. Maybe I wanted it too bad. You were too open to the experience. Yeah.

A lot of times, you're going to ruin the whole vibe in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get right and do a worm on the dance floor. Dude, I saw, oh, this motherfucker? No, man. Who's he with? Yeah. I saw a clip of you talking about an extreme experience on Salvia.

Yeah. Was this around like, I don't know when this was. I had an experience with Salvia as well, but I want to, I want you to elaborate a little breakdown Salvia. So Salvia. Salvia K2, it was like right around like 2000. Yeah, 2009, 10, 11, 12.

K2 spice. K2 spice. It was all like spices. And I'm sure there was a wrong people in the comments that would be like till you're so wrong. But like when the drug testing thing was so big, a lot of people were using these spices as a way to kind of do it instead of marijuana. But they were like, it was like a hallucin, it was like a hallucin, a hallucinject thing. Yeah, there was like some.

I think people like had a heart attack or something. But like Salvia had like 2x, 4x, 10. 20x, 40x, I went to 80x. And the highest I ever went was 20x and it was an insane experience to say the least, but you, I didn't have anything to what I heard you talk about. It's up there, that's it.

Yeah, I was triply. Dude, I was gone. I had so much and then they were, like, call me a pussy. Out of a bong, too, is crazy. And they were like, it's not enough, you're a pussy, you're a pussy, but I got like to the line with that. And then, like, take a real hit.

So then I took a massive hit when I was already at the line. and then I was just done. God. I was just gone. I was living underwater for like six months. Yeah, but explain it.

You actually were living underwater. I lived underwater. I had like a job I went to. I like relocated to underwater. And do you still? It fucking ruled. I had forgotten about this land for like completely forgot about it.

Oh, what a trip it was. But it was like eight minutes. The whole thing's in here. Yeah, that's the thing. Look at him. And then they think I'm back because I open my eyes, but I'm still gone.

And I'm just like, I just opened my eyes. The amount of balls it takes to be on a podcast and take a bomb hit of however ex-Salvia it is. This is my Lawler Mania shirt. He's insane, man. This is a long time ago. What year was this? I don't know. When was Jerry Lawler and Tom Lawler?

Who's the UFC fighter? Robbie. Robbie Lawler. Yeah, it was right around. He was fighting early. So, yeah, 28, 2009, 207. 2007. Never heard anybody call it that.

I missed it the first time I just said it two more times To make it seem like it was like In the mouth of my head Do you remember that experience? Coming up to the surface to like look at who these fucking people were I'm like what the fuck are these guys And kind of like barely remembered them

But I was like underneath the water Do you remember the experience vividly to this day? Yeah it's taking me back especially seeing it Yeah just I was just there I think I had a chick No shit Yeah A mermaid

Man that's fucking, that's basic. My fault. That's regressive, dude. I hate to have a conversation. I hate to start the foundation like this. Whoa, what is this? The fucking 30s?

My fault, dude. Mermaid, bro. I mean, oh. I grew up at a different time. What can I say in that? Yeah, you got to be careful. But dude, the salvia. What'd you do?

So I did 5X. I was in, um, was it Newport, California. Okay. And I was with my, this is high school, my senior high school, spring break. It was a, Legal drug. You can just buy it to the bookstore. You go to a smoke shop.

Yeah. And they just had it sitting there on the counter like you would buy like horny goat weed or whatever at a gas station. And we bought the 5X. And so we, me, my girlfriend at the time and my best friend at the time, we are, they're all like one hitters. They burn so fast. We took the 5X.

And I remember like 20 minutes of the best laughing like all of us just in harmony. Nothing was really said, but it was like the greatest happiness like laughter you've ever had. Similar to the Nebraska when we're at Village in. Like you're just thinking you just having a giggle fest, right? Yeah. So like a day or two later, we go to a smoke shop and there's the 20x and you're thinking five times four is 20.

That's four times the laughs. Like this is going to be incredible. So my buddy. Drug math is never right. Right. So my buddy, he takes it. He hits it. We're in this like really shitty hotel room.

It's like spring break or whatever. We're balling on a budget. And he takes a hit and he just goes, oh no. And lays down on the bed. And he's like not responsive for 15 minutes at the point where me and my girlfriend are like, maybe we should go and get like called a police or something comes up out of nowhere and is like don't do it don't don't do that and i had this like thing like no my boy's gonna do it then i'm gonna do it kind of vibe like very high school with me so i remember i took a hit of it he came out and said don't do that

and your first thing it was like i was like i was like my boy did it i'm gonna do it too i'm not a bitch yeah i'm not a bitch he's like and i'm telling you do be a bitch i'm not gonna make fun of you yeah yeah so i take a hit of it and i put it down and as i'm exhaling i'm looking over and then i start looking around the room and it's like pictures are being taken throughout the entire room and now I'm looking at everybody but I can see 360 around me wait wait wait wait say that again okay so I take a hit of this salvia with a pipe yeah hit I go to put it down as I'm putting it down it's like photographs are being taken in my mind and being slaughtered in different part of my vision so I can now see all around I'm

like looking around the room like this and my body's like my brain is taking photographs of everything that's around me okay so now when I just in VR essentially And so I get to looking at my girlfriend and my friend, and they're, like, staring at me, like, extremely concerned, especially my friend who just did it. And for whatever reason, my brain was telling me that something's growing out of your head, and I start to feel, and I have antlers,

like deer antlers growing out of my head. And I freak out, and I run out of the hotel room into the street. And I'm, like, I'm, like, sweating. So I'm sorry, I take my clothes off. Wanted all you, poor, for board. Yeah. So I'm, like, I'm like, screaming in the middle of this parking. that they take me and they grab me i'm like the size i am right now in high school they

take me they grab me and they put me in this in this bathtub and turn the shower on and for the next 15 20 minutes i'm like trying to get out they're like not letting me get out and then finally i come to and it was do you say yeah you say yeah i was like you're right you're right oh my god we went got pizza and it was like the quietest slice i've ever had in my life and the whole thing was like 20 minutes 25 minutes yeah i think the whole thing him doing it and me doing it It was probably a 45-minute period. Wow. It was crazy.

Absolutely crazy. Did the picture stop coming? Yeah. Like, once I had the photograph thing, and then once I thought my antlers were coming out of my head, that's when the photos, like, kind of broke away. And I was like just seeing regular, but I could feel antlers on top of my head. That was one of the more exciting experiences of my entire life. That rules.

Thanks, man. That rules. That rules. That's also the last time I ever did Salvia. Me too. I was done. Yeah. I felt so dirty.

Afterwards, you're just like, ugh, just worn out in 20 minutes. Exactly, especially if you're living in a completely different life. Yeah, right? That's fucking, like you had a job, a girlfriend, you had responsibilities in your trip. Yeah, I probably went bald in there, to be honest. Yeah, that's probably what happened. You had a full thick head of hair at that time, man. Yeah, like twice the life of stress sentence.

Yeah. That is fucking. Dude, all right, I got to say I'm so pumped to have you on this podcast because back in like the early 2000s when you were doing the amazing racist stuff, like those videos. How old were you in the early 2000s? 14-ish? Yeah, like middle school.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, all the middle school white boys that just... Such a dream for that age. Yeah, I'm just so fascinated by you doing all of those videos. I actually, like, I know who you are, like going on, like, Rogan and seeing you on pods and other things, but I didn't know that you were that guy who did the amazing races. I remember last year at some point, I ended up going on Google and being like whatever happened to the amazing races guy. Because I thought, like, where is this guy? because the state of the world that we're in now,

I'm like, those videos that this guy was making. I'm like, whatever happened to this guy. So I'm typing in The Amazing Racist, what's his name? And it's like, Ari Shapir, and I'm like, he's still alive. He's still kicking. So going off that, I remember they're like, so in high school in the early 2000s,

I remember there was like a rumor like, oh, did you hear about the amazing races? He actually got killed. In action? Yes. I love that. Do you never heard that? No, but we got spread that more.

Yeah, I love that. That would have been the best way to go out. That one, yeah, free boat trips back to Africa. You really can't do this stuff now. And then you'd be watching it with whoever. And then sometimes like halfway through someone would come in the room. But if it's somebody of any race, everyone's like, oh, fuck. Even the black people that are watching, they're like, oh, this is going to look that out of any context.

Yeah. What made, like, what was the thought process behind, like, creating the most racist thing on the internet? Yeah, it was pre-internet. It was pre-internet. Not pre-internet, but pre-Utube. Pretty, yeah, pretty much. Like those videos banged like once it hit YouTube. Yeah, they put it right on YouTube at the beginning.

Yeah. Like, what the fuck is this? The idea was that this is me getting Jews to apologize for the killing of Christ. Yeah, that's the thing. And that guy was losing his shit on you. He was so mad and Kvetchy is the word you're looking for. God. I mean, you had to have been uncomfortable in certain spots.

Every single time. Like when you were taking the cross into a gas station in the hood and you're like, I'm just looking for, you know, I'm just looking for a spot to burn this like can I need a lighter I gotta get a lighter I forgot my lighter it's like hey yo what the fuck and you're like hey do you mind help paying for some gas yeah I go into the Chinese restaurants and be like hey hey he's so what type of Chinese are you selling dog door to door yeah at the back of Chinese restaurants I had a little dog and I was like come on guys it's cheap were there ever any videos that didn't make it because of how south it went there was one of me I was like setting up a shot I was crossing the train tracks like crossing to the bad

part of town and some guy in an Amtrak truck just like slams on his break some Latino guy and just grabs me and like, shells me up against a fence. It was like, no, and he fucking hit me. And then everybody had to come out like, no, no, no,

no, no, he's Jewish. I'm wearing a clan outfit. They're like, it's a joke. He's like, it's not a fucking joke. And I'm like,

no, no, really, it's a joke. God, he's like, no, motherfucker. This is not a joke.

When you're, when you're brainstorming the idea to do this, was there not one person that sat there and go, hey, Ari. No, I'm a fucking idiot,

dude. Every time they want to do something, I was like, let's go further. Let's go way further. Yeah, but there was nobody in the beginning that was like, so what you want to do is you want to get a cross and ask black people if you're going to burn, if they have a lighter to burn this.

And no one sat there in the brainstorm and went, maybe not. Nobody helped me out. Not one person was like, hey, you sure are you using your real name in the setups of these. Shouldn't you just use a fake name though? I didn't know. It was pre-internet.

You didn't know shit lived on. Yeah. It was going to be coming go. I didn't even know it was bad. God damn. That is so fun. I forgot about this Go to a mosque and selling t-shirts to say

My what is it? My mom went to Mecca and all they brought back Was this horrible body odor It was just like let's see as bad as this guy can be Oh my God Dude that is fucking wild So dumb Bro if you're 14

If you're a freshman in high school And you see this You're just like What is the world? Yeah. And it's the funniest thing ever to you if you're 14 years old. Yeah. Did any of these videos? My sense of humor is not got any like more mature. Yeah. Did any of these like, did any of this stuff come back to haunt you like later like as you're making your run and comedy or anything? So many shows canceled. Random like DJs and like different like areas will find it. But what the fuck is this? We got to get this guy. No shit. And then suddenly like like like yeah, different places. They're just like, hey, they're saying we got to move your show.

they don't want to do it anymore like why then you look at like fuck it was 20 fucking years ago oh it's great i don't mind it though it means it's still affecting people it's pretty nice it's kind of an honor in 2020 when all this like uh cancel canceling thing was going on you had to be thinking like oh i knew it was coming any day i'm surprised it really didn't get me during that time i was like this is around the corner yeah and it's still every time they pull it off the internet somebody else puts it back up it'll get like 10 million views then it'll be like No, terrible. And then someone else will put it up.

Yeah. It just keeps getting views. You would think at any moment, they'd be like, a knock on the door, like feds. I'd be like, no, you got to leave the country. It's just in like the underground Hall of Fame, dude. It'll keep getting put back on there. It really is, man. That shit is, it's top tier.

Yeah. That's not too. Yeah. Were you doing stand-up at that time? Yeah, it was just starting. It was just starting. They were actually looking for Jeff Ross to do it. There was like, we wanted like a, and then they told me there he couldn't do it.

And they were like, do you know any other, like, Jewry-looking comics? And Duncan Dressel was like, yeah, Ari. Yeah. And so it's just an idea of do something real, like, real light. But I was like, no, let's go, though. That's like, the joke is only if it's like way too far overboard. And they're like, what do you have in mind? And we just started brainstorming all day.

It was a pretty fun brainstorming session. Do you enjoy doing all the content stuff, like as much more than doing, like, thinking of all the stand-up comedy? No, I only like doing stand-up. The rest is just like, yeah. Yeah, fun, like here or there. Just like bullshitting around? Yeah, hanging out with friends.

God, yeah, doing fun, dumb shit. The content stuff is so elite, though. Like, to be able to put your full thought and have a visual with it as well? Oh, yeah. You just, you're over that. I don't want to do it. I don't know editing.

I don't know, stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. I'll be in stuff here or there. Oh, look at that. That's me. I took my shirt off at a fucking PGA golf event.

I was just walking around. They was looking, I was helping golfers find their ball, like a legit golfer, like a pro golfer. They were walking by, and just like Pat Tapt. I was like, this fucking idiot. And then they told me, this is that TPC at Avido. This is a high-level course. Rangers had to come over.

Like, sir, no, absolutely not. Put your shirt on. That is funny. How did all the- What are you guys doing? Just researching my life? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

All these notes on you right here. Graduate from Maryland. Oh, happy early birthday. Your birthday's in a couple days. Thank you. Appreciate it. February 12th. Nice, brother.

February 10. Right around the corner. You memorize that. You're the 11th? Nice. Curious. Who's on your birthday? Anybody big?

Jennifer Anson. Nice, hot. Who do you guys go? I don't think I... I don't know. Who's born on your birthday? Is Diddy actually your birthday? Oh, Diddy.

That's tough. And you guys all left early? Everybody, Diddy party says. I went. Don't think I wasn't invited. But I left early. All these people leaving early. A great party?

Doesn't make sense to leave early. That's crazy. Yes. You only leave Lane party. What do you think Diddy put on shitty parties for the first two hours? He drove out all the squares. And then it was like, now let's go.

This is the time. Yeah. This is the time to get done. You all have a key on your neck and a side night pill. Did you imagine just being a guy that's like coming into fame and like you're in Hollywood, you make it, maybe make a movie, the movie comes out, everything's going really well. Yeah. And you get to call him like, hey, P. Diddy wants you to come to his party. And you're like, oh, fuck yeah, did her.

Heard throws the best parties. Yeah. And you walk into that. And you're just like, oh my God. There's so much to wrap your head around. Like, why is this why everybody said they were good parties? Yeah. And then like, but also is there food?

Yeah. You know, there must be something you'd be into. Yeah. Otherwise, who would have recommended it? Jay-Z, like, tells a story about, like, did he wanted to throw a party? Was it diddy or was it somebody else? Wanted to throw a party? And he's going to spend, like, a million dollars on it.

And Jay-Z's like, no, I can do the best party for, like, $500. And do a party for him. I don't want to defame. It was... Jay-Z sounds like a real Jew. Sounds like my kind of guy. Yeah, save that money, Jay's. No, it was Jamie Fox.

It was Jamie Fox that did that. But, yeah, I think about that. that sometimes, too, because like, if I'm 19, 20, 20, 21 years old and I have no idea about what's going on at Diddy now, but I'm in L.A. and I have the opportunity to go to a Diddy party. Yeah. I'm probably going to say yes to that, not knowing what I'm getting myself into. Okay, when you walk through the door and you see what's happening, do you immediately go, wait, which side of this in my own?

Right, right, right, right. I think, oh, I'm young here. I'm 21. This might be trouble. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think about that. Yeah. I didn't think about that. Like, they made me. He's getting you. Holy shit. Because I'm thinking to myself, if I walk in, I'm assuming like you're,

there's like a courting, there's according time. And then they bring you into the room or whatever. According time, yeah, maybe. They're probably feeling you out. It's probably not going out in the open. There's probably like a room or something like that going down. Are you cool? But it's like once they think you're cool enough

without asking you, they bring you to the room like, how are you getting out of there alive? How are you getting out of there? There's no way. Taking you down, man. Taking you down or wanting to, it's just like a, it's crazy. these videos of guys who let you like break down

being like yeah this dude costs damage to me like spiritually mentally emotionally it's like yeah that's him there that's Leonardo de Caprio there yeah that's why I can't that's why I can't fuck anyone above the age he is right now it's actually we owe an apology he's dealing with his horrible trauma

he actually shouldn't date anyone over 22 he's doing it right 25 is old prim yeah is it wasn't it uh what is that age was it uh 26 Leo doesn't go anybody over 26? 25. Once they turn 26, that's when... Every woman is like, that's terrible, and every man's like, I know, right?

Yeah. We get that conversation at... It's crazy, not very mature at all. Yeah. So ones there aren't every magazine? Yeah. That's crazy to find them attractive. That's nuts.

What, um... Yeah, did he parties? When would it start, though? If people left early, what... That means he's not starting that stuff till two? Yeah, it's got, it's definitely not a lot like Vegas. Yeah, I got meetings tomorrow. The big parties don't start until it's like two, three in the morning.

No way that stuff's going down at dust. You know he's probably like Vegas, probably got oxygen pumping in. Oh yeah, right. Yeah, right. But you don't want to see the light coming in and still be doing that on either side of it. Right. Yeah, right on either side. This should be in the darkness.

Yes. Such a blacklighting situation like that. Yeah. How did we end up here? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, Jack, Jack's birthday.

Jack's birthday. Josh Brolin has the same birthday as art. Josh Borland? Who's Josh Brolin? Exactly. Fuck you, Josh Broler. Who is Josh Rowland? He's the guy with the fucking...

The purple guy? No, the shit with the stones in his... Thanos. Oh, Thanos. Stanos. Okay, my phone. Yeah. I didn't say anything.

I just said, who's Josh. I got Abraham Lincoln. Who's John? Fuck Josh Brolin. Abraham Lincoln. way better. Yeah, I'm not good. As you guys know when we do those guessing games,

I'm not good with like understanding who all the actors and actresses are. That's great. Like, I'm good with characters. I'm not great with that. I'm not great with that. It's better if you don't know who they are. Is this like a list of all people born on July 22nd of note? Sure.

Is it of note or it's just anyone? That's a long fucking list. That's a long fucking list. Yeah. Of note in quotes. Oh, right. Good to know. I don't know most of these things.

Who do you think your Eskima brothers with? here. Sean Michaels. I see Sean Michaels. That's, you were asking my brothers with him? No, no,

no. When was he born? Who's birthday? This is my birthday. July 22nd. I don't know. Sean Michaels, I'm assuming he's a wrestler.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Harbrae. Or like with that outfit. 1965. Yeah, I don't know any of these people. Do you think it's at all possible that that's true, though? Someone on one of your list, you both, you both fuck.

Gotta be. Yeah. It's got to be, right? Possibly. I mean, Sean Michaels, the WWE guys, they're traveling 300 days a year and all these different towns and cities. Oh, I made the list.

Really? Let's go. Oh, there's snow. Nice. All right, boy. That's what you get with the new contract. Let's go, man. Who would have thought?

Elliot. Oh, Zeeke Elliott, okay. Good for me. Love Zique. Yeah, he was great for a while. Yeah. Who are your teams? Unfortunately, my team recently disbanded.

The owner said he couldn't do well as a GM And he thought the best thing for Cowboys Nation Was to just get rid of the team He was the most he was never going to give up control So he said we're just going to like break up So my team is no longer around The Dallas Cowboys are they a former team in the NFL And we don't have to think about them anymore

Why are you a Cowboys fan? I'm not. Yeah because you have no class No no class America's team are you not an American Are they really America's team still? I'll tell you what in the 90s We're a team of failure

Yeah in the 90s They were the squad 30 years ago. We've been in Afghanistan for 20 years. No wins. That's America's team. Fuck it. That's exactly what happened.

Yeah. They were good when you started watching football and you thought, okay, I want to be good team. No, no, no. I went through a one in 15 season as a fourth grader in Washington. Barely watched. I grew up in North Carolina. We didn't have teams. You pick America's team.

That is true. You guys didn't have teams. You guys don't remember before the fucking Panthers. I mean, growing up, my dad, he was a Cowboys fan. So I was just a Cowboys fan just happened to be in the 90s. so I was living all the glory days, but I was like a Cowboys fan all the way up through college. And where'd you grew up?

Missouri. Okay, it's a cowboy fan. Yeah. You get a lot of shit for it too, right? Yeah. Evil Empire. Once I went to Washington, it was kind of like, right? Yeah.

It's a fucking garbage dump. If you're an NFL player, you want to play for the Cowboys, because what I've heard is playing for the Cowboys is like whatever kid envisions growing up playing in the NFL. That's what it's actually like. It's really like that. You're a star. I mean, you're like, you wear the star, but you are a star out there.

Yeah, all the new game consoles. Anything that comes out, it's sitting on your locker. Like, apparently you get treated first class all the way there. Jason Hatcher said they would have off days and they had an amusement park right next door. So they would just, they'd be right and roll. What are you going to do? Go ride a roller coaster. Go ride a roller coaster off.

Mess up your entire essential nervous system right before practice the next day. Do you guys have to start rooting for the team you play for? Do you drop your childhood team? I think you do. I think I've pretty much like, I always keep my eye on the Cowboys, but I played in Washington, Tennessee, and the Raiders. Like, I watched them, but I'm not like. I'm not with them the way I am with Nebraska. Like I went to Nebraska.

He went to Michigan. So we're big time family. You have to pick one. You can't put, you don't have to pick one. He picks whichever one's doing the best of the time. I pick whichever one's doing well. So this year I was like,

commanders. Yeah, we're doing pretty good. All right. Commanders. Huh? You played for the Redskins or the commanders? Redskins.

Redskins. How tight is that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went to a bar in Austin. They had Redskins stuff everywhere.

And I'm like, nice. I like watching your football team too. But yeah. Yeah. Will he see? Got the C on his chest. Which of those four teams you play for

have the worst fan base? There is one right answer. The worst fan base? Yeah. I didn't play for the Cowboys. I just rooted for him. No, no. Of the teams you played for.

You answered the question first before he does. Which one are you seeing is one right answer? It's obviously the Raiders. No, bro. They're the best fan base. No, they're the worst. They're the stabiest. They're the staviest.

That makes you a better fan. Maybe you're talking about in Oakland, but across the globe, when you're playing in Oakland, when you're playing in Oakland, Like you smell the weed in the air in the second half. I mean, that's nice. And it's Halloween every weekend.

If you're going to one side of the end zone. The worst fan base probably Tennessee. Why? Just because it's like it's not like the biggest or the strongest fan base. Yeah. It's more of like a destination where people come in. Oh, there's a game going on. So there's not like the most like loyal type fan base.

Nashville's barely behind the ball because the city's a lot of fun. Yeah. So you're coming for Broadway. You're coming for the live music. And oh, by the way, this is happening. And it also doesn't help the team win. three and fourteen this year yeah yeah but that's how vegas is gonna be everyone's got everyone's got everyone's got a very strong 5% there's always 5% of every fan base that is like rabid they love it

maybe that's what it is maybe the raiders worst is the worst of any of them i think the eagles bro eagles are pretty shitty eagles are they don't just start fights with no for no reason no reason you're not the argument the argument that will is saying that the raiders are good are the same reasons why you guys are hating the eagles correct but like that down he's saying he He says the raiders cross the line, they'll stab you. Eagles, they just fight you. They'll just fight you. Oh, you say fist, okay, yeah.

I can get on board with, yeah, between just assault and attempted murder. Yeah. There's a fine line after you got to walk it. That sounds like a fair. That's fair. That's completely fair. The silver and black, though, like those jerseys, those uniforms are best. The best uniforms ever.

Yeah, for real. Do you root for Maryland? Like, are you a, are you a turt? Yeah. I know you're a turd, but do you like root for them while you're on? Yeah, but I grew up rooting for North Carolina. Then when I went to Maryland, it was like, we were in the same conference. It was like, fuck, what do I do here?

I spent a year going back and forth. No, I'm a turp. Did you love going to Maryland? God, it was so fun. Really? We were a basketball team. We were not at football school. We'd go to the football to get drunk.

We would never competed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think one bowl in four years there. Why didn't you go to North Carolina? I had already moved to Maryland by then. I couldn't get in. Then I was out of state, and it was like, it wasn't going to happen. I tried to.

I paid in my whole room, Carolina Blue. And they were like, but you get C's like, what? I thought the paint would like get me over there. Yeah. Yeah, state schools all. I got waitlisted for Maryland and I'm from there. My grades were terrible. Carolina blows a crazy color of painting a room.

It really is. Luckily, I was a good decade from getting laid so it didn't get in the way. I saw your first stand-up open mic was in Northern Virginia. What part of Northern Virginia? I don't know. It was like outside D.C. Yeah. Like Greater Washington.

I don't know. It was just like a comedy sports night. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm good. Let's go to California. Hell yeah. Yeah. God, yeah.

There's so many. Herps games ruled. We'd all do this at basketball just like we'd pick up the fucking newspaper whenever the other team was introduced. We just go like this, like disrespect. And then we're fucking done. We throw it in there. God damn.

Just throw them at the players. Yeah. I love that. If you could relive one point of your life again, would that be at college? Yeah. Oh, yeah. God, like getting laid, drinking, drinking, and then puke and rally. And it wasn't looked down on back then.

Yeah. Now it's like, did you just throw up? It's like, yeah, dude, I'm back. Why are you coming at me? I did the right thing. Hey, I think we're going to have to leave Ari. He's fucking puking already. No, I puked.

I'm fine. And that was totally acceptable back then. Yeah, walking around learning shit. You know where we need to get Ari. What? Beer Olympics. Beer Olympics. 100%.

Yeah. Have you heard of beer Olympics? I've heard of it. I do love competition. Okay. Well, if you want to go to... You're made for this thing. If you want to go to a place

where the greatest beer drinkers of all time, take the center stage and compete in various beer games to be crowned champion. Beer games is your... What kind of beer games are we talking about? Like, Rage Cage and Beer Pong and... Beer Pong, Flip Cup, beer die, has always been talked about. Beer Ball.

A lot of different things. And it all starts with a three beer chug. Out of a glass food. That's fair. That's fair. To get going. Yeah, get going and just level the place. And the kind of seed where your team is, like where you guys are going to be on the bracket.

Oh, yeah. So what do you take early to get a like a... A lower seed? Yeah, lower seed. No, no, you want to go early. early so we get a basic one. It depends on a strong suit. I'm a I'm a chuger. I can chug I can chug and I can eat large quantities of food like I have if the food is free I'm I'm not stopping. Yeah. This is um yeah this is that Leon Krecher? Yeah. Yeah. She had a chuck out of a

she would not chug anything I gave her that uh yeah it's so much fun. It really is such a great time. That's the next five days are fucking terrible. I stopped getting hangovers. I'm fine. How? So wait. Dude, you ever get on a... I don't know. I don't know. I woke up one day with a superpower.

It just doesn't happen anymore. Maybe it's Barocca. I don't know. I kind of stopped drinking because of the hangover. Literally, if I have a one drink... You have what? I have, like, one or two drinks. Literally, the next day I feel like shit.

You got to do something about that. That's no way to live. It's no way to live. Yeah, I literally probably haven't had a drink since this event in June. Try Barocca. Call it Barocca. You got to take these. They're a miracle.

They told him about it in Edinburgh. What is it? Everybody drinks every day. B, E, R-O. It's just like British people. You can get it online. But like, it's just like hangover cure. You're just good.

So you rip it at the end of that? It's an effervescent tablet, little caffeine in it. Yeah. You do one the day before, one the day after. Nothing happens to you. You do it. It's so full of it. You're just like, boom, I'm back.

No way. Yeah. And now I guess I do it so much when I fly and shit that it's just in me. Maybe that's what it is. And you just don't feel it. Which is impressive. It's impressive. How old is you're taking PED.

it sounds like, yeah, well. What are you about to do? I gotta be able to do this for beer Olympics. Did you ever get on a run of beer pong where you just, you just like, Matrix, you just are the ball? Just depends. Like, unfortunately beer pong's been like the last game.

Yeah, you just know. And you're like, and the crowd erupts around you. Get the next team up because this is, and then you both just go. You're like, ah. One last cup. You're just like, hey, I got this. You call your shot, put it in, sink it.

Or, The problem is we put the beer pong at the end for the championship. It needs to be the first event. It needs to be the first event. Because we counted up, we're having what? Like, it was 16 beers in the first round. Yeah. Within an hour.

Yeah. We need to figure that out. Yeah, because you do the three beer chub and then you do Flipcup. Flip cup is best two out of three and you fill it up with a pitcher. How long is this? It's an all day event. Okay. It's like, it's like new.

I try to keep it up with Shane once and I had, I had about 16, but it was a problem. Can you keep up with Shane? I kept up with about 10 beers. And then he was just still fucking around. Shane's similar to that Dennis Kelly guy we were talking about where they're just really good at drinking a lot. Like the quantity is really good. Maybe not the speed, but the quantity.

Shane's also good at using peer pressure to not get you to switch what you're drinking. So you'll be like, oh, listen to some alcohol. No, you're a pussy. You're homosexual. Stay with Budlights. And you're like, okay. But then you're like, that's your home court.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he gets the game favorable to himself. He was even playing beer games. And he just, since he's not good at him, he just makes fun of him. He makes fun of him. Bullies you. There's a great job of making you feel less than while beating him.

Where do you do this? This fucking rules. Really? Yeah. This fucking rules. Oh, bro, it's so much fun. What? Oh, you gotta get Pit Vipers a sponsor for this.

I mean, if they're not already. Will was one of one then. Look, that chick was looking through whoever she was looking at. Look at this. These girls actually destroyed us. Really? They murdered us. Yeah.

We did not stand a chance the entire time. Got our boys back there. Who won the championship though? Feels so good when it goes in. You guys won? Yeah. Nice. Like yelling at who was it?

Who was it? Joe Avery? You need a fucking, you need a fucking kill yourself. Another comedian. Joe, Will's basically telling him he's a shit comedian. He'll never make it. He's a fucking loser. Don't try to get him off his game.

He'd miss it and I'm like, bro, you got to kill yourself after that. Yeah, verbally abusing it. Because Bach was the ring or something and you got to go at the, weaker one at the moment to try and get them off their game. Yeah, yeah. Because the championship round was 10-tog. You got to get them off their game. That's a key part of any competition.

Yeah, this is where I was like, we got to get this guy out of here. We got to get this guy. It was a ref. That's Big Cat. So Big Cat actually was- Big Cat came to ref? No, he wasn't. He was in the game.

He decided, because they're out. This is the championship round. Big Cat came in with a ref outfit on to fuck up the rest of the game. Just started whistling at people the whole time and just being a being a menace. An absolute menace to the entire thing. Yeah, dude, it was just hell. That's nice. I think it already would be big time, bro.

You play awesome. Okay, I'll know all the house rules. Oh, they're all different. Yeah, they're all house. We lay it all out. We're going to send an email this year to everybody that's going. But this will be in like the summertime. It'll be like a Wednesday or a Thursday.

What is this, heart to heart? A drunk heart to heart. Give me a beer. I want a beer. Yeah. We have tweez right here if you want one. Oh, this is a twisted? Twisted tea.

Yeah. Take one of those, dude. Fuck, man. So do you know that guy right there, David Boktiari, play for the Packers for a long time, left tackle. Outstanding guy, but an elite football player as well. And all these office alignment, they can put down beer, no problem. Yeah. No problem.

But yeah, this, dude, this went on for, what, an hour and a half. It's getting dark. It started at 11 in the morning. Athletes can go. It's not right. The last game lasted two hours. Yeah. What do you mean?

Because no one did. We couldn't hit anything. I've been there, too. It's the opposite of zoning it in. Yeah. Where you're just like, ah, I don't have it. You try to enjoy the lefty, three times in a row.

Yeah. He'd be going to shoot and bop and be like, hey, Will, you go, yeah. Bro, he'd be going having conversations with everybody during it. I'm just like, Will, please get over here. Focus. And now, like, Zaylon back, I'm locked in. No, yeah. And I'm like, brother, you're not, but we're team, we're teammates right now.

Hey, I got, I got. You got a hard talk. I believe in you, man. Yeah. No one else believed to you. He'd miss you go, end it. End it. End him right now.

Put them down, Lord. Come on. Oh, gosh. So we end up waiting. Do you have soaked it up food? No, we had like there, but you're so into, like, there was a taco truck there. Pizza.

I didn't get a, I didn't get any food the entire time. What? I would just want some bread or something. Which is sourdough. Well, you get so into the conversation. Just bring everybody loads of sourdough. Like it's the Coliseum, medieval Coliseum, we just toss them out. People are shredding it apart.

Yeah. C charcoal pills is, oh wow. Those rip, those go hard. When I was trying to out drink, Shane, I was going to, every time I went to the bathroom, I would make myself puke. Got to. Yeah, and then come back. Get rid of that beer, too. Just like, I'm still fine.

He can put it down. He's like, I haven't even peed. He said, yeah, Pete. Shane's hilarious. God, yeah. You guys on that, uh, Protect Your Parks, when did that start? Over. It was right before Skank Fest one time

or we were going to do like an early show to fuck with Lewis who runs it. We're like, let's just sell our own show out the day before just to fuck with him. Just like I could rub it in a Spike, Spike Festival. So it was me, Shane and Norman were going. And then I texted Joe.

I was like, hey, do you want us to come there first before we go to Houston? He was like, oh, fuck, sure, yeah. And then afterwards he was like, this is so much better than my dumb scientists. Let's do that. Let's do this more. And you guys basically just had those pods

and you just sit there and drink. We just drank. We just drank. So they're essentially doing just like a case race podcast. Yeah, you guys are doing a case rate. But it's not really a race. It's not a competition. One time was a competition.

Yeah, you guys need to do a case race on Predator Parks. What is that first to a case? So it's like you and me are partners. There's a 30 rack. It's 15 beers each or 24 with 12 beers each. So you get partners. Yeah. Shane and Mark.

Team. It'd be Shane and Mark. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. You guys would. Mark is the worst drinker. Shane is easily.

You'd have to split him up with somebody. You'd have to handicap them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to put it down. So wait. First, what is it? What are the rules? First of the 20?

I love these. I miss college. Come on Asheras. It's the simplest game ever. Like there's 24 beers in a case of beer or 30, whatever one you want to pick. You and a partner, you guys have to finish that case before anybody else finishes their case. That's it. With stakes, if you don't.

If you and I were partners and I finish my 15 beers first, I could have 16, 17 beers to offset where you have, you know, 14 or 13 beers. Yeah. Just keep it simple. Do you have like, if one guy's better at warm beer, then be like, hey, these are getting empty you got to step up yeah yeah you can make those moves all the time okay you got to play to your your boy's strengths like again if shane's with with mark and mark's not very good at drinking chain's gonna know he's got to carry the and he's got to care you to care he's got to peer pressure

him in yeah at michigan every spring so when spring football would start every the first Saturday of spring football we would always do a scrimmage and after that scrimmage the whole team would go to somebody's house we have a team-wide case race and for three years me and my partner yeah me and my partner won the case race like it was like a badge of honor for me my senior year this kid named chris fox he's a freshman early enrolls comes in this kid's built like he's like 350 pounds like he looks like the michelin man yeah he finishes his kid the case race with his teammate in 15 minutes and murdered us murdered us that's like what a beer a minute it was incredible him and his part it was him and it was him yeah that boy is bill yeah that was him look at bill go wow that's him at

18 that hair line that hair line is crazy that's my current hairline Kids from Colorado. I've never seen a man and a case race. Dude, that was the most incredible feat of ever seen in my life. He just kept going? Kept going, dude. It was awesome. You've done the liberty?

Similarly, this is that that case race is the same one with a butcher knife came out. That is, yep, that's, that makes sense. So what we do, we bring it all back in where the podcast started. Another rule, another rule of the case race, no PED is allowed. So I cheated. I cheated. What you have? Oh, Coke. Coke.

Yeah. Coke leaving you out. There should be a mall night. We're like. It's a drunk like Coke. Wow. It's like I haven't even started yet. You did it. Yeah, it's like, yes.

You did it in the middle of the case race? Like you saw that boy house. No, no, no, no. It was over before it started, so that's when I dipped into the back. Yeah. So I guess I didn't cheat, but it was. I mean, you come back, you go into the bathroom, fucking not even find it. You come out like, gentlemen?

Yeah. I say we have some discussions about serious events now. Yeah, I'm fully ready to drive. Let's go. Yeah, exactly. That's a scariest thing. Yeah. You could be like 30 deep.

I know back door to the library that leave open and I can get us. there and I'm good to drive. Let's go. Yep. And then 15 minutes later, you're back in hell. Yeah. Back in hell. Yeah.

But literally, this case race started and I was probably on my fifth or sixth one, feeling good. Like, I'm on. I said a new PR this year. I think like 37 minutes was like our greatest, like, we did it. And I was like on my six or seventh beer. And it was like, one guy's like, done. I'm like, oh, they're fucking around.

I looked over there. Cairns were empty. He was finished. Have you even stood up yet. It was, dude, it was amazing. It was absolutely amazing. Fifteen beers. When do you start pissing?

Whenever. I mean, for him, probably shortly after. You try to hold it. His bladder probably exploded that night. How long did those Protect Our Parks pods last? Between like three hours and like six. Imagine you guys just do house all that beer within an hour. Dude, I threw up into one of the water coolers one time.

And they were like, come on, we got to get to the back to the hotel. I'm like, bro, leave me. Get the fuck away. I'm fine on the floor. It's not the first time I've been laying near my puke. Leave me here. Are you guys watching anything? like the UFC, like they do the fight companion

or anything like that? No, we occasionally call shit up. Yeah? Just like, oh, wait, I don't do that video. Oh, yeah, yeah, right, wait, wait, way, way, way, do the one with the guy. Jamie's like, I don't, I don't know what those searches are. Have you ever, like, doing those pods or any pod for that matter where you get super fucked up on?

Have you ever had like a next day scarries? Like, what did I say? Yeah, like, what did I say? What did I do? I'm assuming no. Every time. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

We say horrible stuff. He's going to be amazing. You're going to think there's probably no line. The line of the shit we talk in private and then what we can say publicly about people we know about anything is like privately we know nuts. And then like four hours in and ten beers

you're like, oh, there's a microphone here? Like wait, what I'm saying? Bro, that is, there's nothing worse than those scaries, dude. Oh my God, the regrets, the Rogan regrets. That's what we call. Yeah, Norman always like, I fucked up on this one. I'm like, I don't think that was that bad. And like anything, but there was one you missed.

I'm like, oh, no. I forgot about that one. I said that I thought that was you. He's like, no, that was you. That was the worst part is when your boys tell you. Do you know what you did last night? You're like, I don't like the start of that. Hey, what are you talking about?

And they're like, he did this. You're like, oh my God, I call her? You cringe for that guy and then realize it's you. God, just brutal. Just brutal. But it's always a good laugh at the guy. When we had the case race with Big Cat and them and Shane was on it, we had our faces painting and everything else.

That whole next week, Shane would just text me. He's like, I want to kill myself, dude. He'd just be reading the comments because he almost got in a fight with Che. Yeah, yeah. Which is so funny that he almost got in a fight with an Asian guy. Yeah, and then, you know. God, just nuts.

Kestri sounds fucking great. We had Renazizi. We were at ASU party one time. Steve Renazizi, and we were just housing these people on beer pong. He was cheating. I found out later. How'd he just, he was like drinking half and then just poins shit on their floor.

Yeah, it was just like a frat party. And there was a wall of fame and we both got competitive. We were like, we want on there. We were like late 30s. Yeah, and we wanted on there. And he's just like housing these 19 year olds and we just kept. And they were like getting drunker and drunker. Like, why aren't you drunk yet?

It was like seven was the record. We were like at like we were like on our way to our six and then it got raided by cops. And we're like, we're like dive. Everyone's running. We go behind a fucking. We, 30. Yeah, that's what Steve said. He goes, hey, I don't think we actually have to hide.

And then we got up We were like, hi officers And like, oh, hey goes I'll see you later Are you guys shepherding this event? Yeah I mean creepy But like

But like we weren't doing anything wrong We were like we'll be expelled We're gonna be expelled How much time have you spent at ASU? Tons Dude is Tempe not so much fun I grew up in Arizona Oh my God

It's the party school It's everybody's having fun The chicks eat Denny's six times a week and still have like a nine body. I don't understand it. It's wild. Yeah. It's a wild thing.

It's a wild thing to even comprehend. They're nuts. Everybody there's nuts. They love baseball too. It's the weather, man. It's the weather. It's got to be the weather. They do love baseball because basically all the spring, a lot of spring trainings out there, yeah?

Yeah, it's there in Florida. Arizona and Florida, the two places. But yeah. I mean, herpes spreads so fast. That might be a rumor like the amazing race is being killed. Interesting. I don't know. Because I heard the same thing.

But when I was in high school, it was like, hey, you heard people at ACE, like, one and three people have HIV. That is true. HIV. Oh shit for real? Or STD, whatever. Or they're like, hey, don't go to the phone parties. That's where it's great.

What are these? Yeah, chlamydia. Whatever. That's the warning shot. What is chlamydia? That's the warning. That's the warning. The clemity is a chance for your doctors

to say you've got to be more careful. But this is cool. Okay, okay. You get daffs in your doctor. But seriously, it could get worse. So like, chill. There's gonorrhea. Like the second base?

Gonorrhea is like second base of that. He's like, hey, one more hiccup and it's over. It's just like you might break up from this, but it's not going to be with you for a long time. Okay, but it goes away eventually. Yeah, I think so. And then finally syphilis? Cephalis is fucked. That's how Al Capone died, right?

Something like that. Can you treat syphilis and have it go away? You can now. You can get a nice little antibiotic cocktail. There you go, Sherm? Sharm, how did you know that? Are you sitting here in Facebook? Yeah.

Friends have told me. Yeah, friends have. You ever not drinking? People like, why aren't you drinking? I'm like, oh, I'm just going for a week sober. I can do that. There are there to be a reason. Shut up.

Move on. Talk about it someone else. Oh, the chlamydia joke. Hey, good news. You got chlamydia. Oh, but for real, let's talk for a second. Let's slow down. Yeah, let's sit down for real.

This could have been worse. Herpes is out there. Yeah, ASU. Yeah, it's the only, it's the only one I've heard of where they, like, they know they have hot girls, so they have, like, the Tempe 12, where they, they vote, they vote every single year on who the 12 hottest girls are, and then they come out with the calendar or something like that. That, this, what we're talking about is the reason why I did not go to ASU.

They're just casual models. They're just women that could be like tops in the world. And they're just, they got like fucking campus jobs. Yeah, you'll just go to like a local target. They'll be working by its register. And you're just like, what the fuck? What are you doing? Yeah.

It's like America's Sweden. And that's probably all they get is those stank tops right there. Who the fuck of these bitches? They're so hot. They're not even doing anything. And their football team's good now. God, look at these dorks behind him. We can't even just look at them.

That guy's looking away because of their beauty. It's too much. He's just trying to lean in the back who's got the eyes locked on the camera. He's like, yeah, we know we got it. We know what you're doing here. He's getting after it. Wow.

Yeah, man. Hot girls in ASU. Shout out them. Where did you go? Nebraska. Oh, yeah. That must be cool. That must be just be hard drinking.

Oh, the hardest drinking. A lot of white boys. I grew up in small town Missouri, so when leveled up to Nebraska, I'm getting all the guys from California and Texas. You know, this place sucks. I'm like, what are you talking about? This place rips. The big city?

Yeah. Yeah. When you're talking about this place, Rich, just knowing I grew up in, like, small town, Missouri. I'm like, there's chicks everywhere, dude. Where's the way? Come, what are you talking about, man? We got to get back to Dallas. Like, bro, it's a Chinese restaurant in this town.

It's wild. It's a restaurant, not just a buffet. The buffet's more nice, though. Buffet's always hit, especially when they're trying to be in Lincoln. Lincoln, yeah. Dude, I went to a Missouri, uh, no, sorry, Montana, opening week. My friend worked there in catering. She's like, I'll get you into some, like,

tailgates and shit. But like, so I was like, I'm going to make jello shots. I got to bring something to the party. So I made 250 jello shots. And I just walked through the gris, like opening day tailgates. And the people that would just turn, the people that were into jello shots, they were just walking along. Like, no! Yes, what are these?

And I'm like, we were to like make it up. Like, what's this for? I'm like, raise awareness for the whales. I'm like, okay. And then we'll just go on to the next thing. Like, I need a gris war. And somebody like, I won't do that. I'm like, then you don't get one.

And someone was like, roar. I'm like, all right, you get it, let's go. This guy's in. I tried to go into a official one. We got chased out. Because, like, you can't pass out alcoholic drinks where we sell alcohol on campus. I just told that aloud. It was like, lame, whatever, but we laughed.

It was so fun. And this is out Montana? Yeah. Which is wild. I don't know Montana was like that. It's got like two months of warm, and it's the best. Yeah, we'll be out in Montana a couple months. Montana, I don't know if they, they always went like Division 2.

They're always right there in Division 2. They party? No, their football team is good. Oh, are they really? Best of the worst. This was the one in Bozeman, right? The one in Billings is the one that's not good. No, this is Missoula.

Isn't that, isn't that? Isn't it Bozeman? No, I think there, I don't know. Because when we were in Montana, we passed, I think, this school. And like, Bozeman, the West is Bozeman. Billings is the East. It's more planes. Maybe in Montana State.

How important is this? He said, how important is this? Yeah, like how... What the hell am I trying to die on right now? That's Montana State. You see how flat it is? Yeah. That's a different college.

Different college. Find out where... We got to find out now. For whatever reason, I got to... Montana Grizz. Yeah. It's definitely Missoula because I went there and I know it. But...

But... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right. He's right. He was right. He was right. I mean, there was not even a question of my mind. You in geography?

I had a picture being there and I went there. Like, all, let's not be mean to these guys. They're a little slower. I love when someone's like, oh, you're right. First time meeting you're doing. Outside of Arizona State, what was the best campus you went through.

Outside Maryland ruled, such a big rolling campus. But that NYU kids, I mean, they're fucking doing blow in the streets. They're in like a college, like in a city. That's how wild upbringing.

That'd be terrifying. Yeah. That would be terrifying to do that. What's a good, like, campus campus? I like the rolling greens, you know,

like the real quads. Yeah, like Michigan. Michigan, yeah, for sure. Michigan's got a beautiful campus. Notre Dame does, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one that you appreciate because of the tradition. Yeah, yeah.

But right outside of the campus is absolutely nothing. Similar to Baton Rouge, similar to LSU. Campus is outstanding. You party down at LSU? Never been to LSU. You never into that campus. Texas has great tailgates. Yeah, Texas gets after it.

Could you guys party at the, if you were on the road at a school and you wasn't a bus back? Could you stay there that night and party in school? You're flying out. Yeah, you're flying out that day. You literally, as soon as the game's over, you pack up your stuff. Damn. It would have been like, well, while we're here, we're done with work.

Yeah. Like, it was really hanging that town. The bowl games, though. The bowl games, you go, you practice for the week. And then after the game, it's like, okay, buses leave at 9 a.m. No one be late. Because the season's over, no one really cares. So then, like, oh, right.

Yeah, so do what you want out there. Like, we played in the Sugar Bowl one year. Yeah. Dad in New Orleans. And that was the best. So much fun. Threw up on a guy's bike right in front of them. Terrible.

It was awesome, man. It was a really good time. Hey, tell me, I have a theory that the preseason Maui at NIT for like the Maui invitation for basketball, there's always upsets. And my theory is because they're out there surfing all day and they're not in game ready, in like game head ready. Let me ask you this. Yeah.

How many basketball players you think are in the water surfing? Or just being on the beach? Yeah. I mean, okay. Better closer warmer? Surfing is a bad. Surfing is the wrong thing. Surfing is the wrong thing.

In him asking us doing how much college basketball? We don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're an athlete. You had a nice zinger back to him. Yeah, that was a high zing. Like, okay, he knows what he's talking about. I'll move to Montana to Bizzling.

Let's go. That's right. What's been your favorite comedy tour with the group you're with? I don't know. Not really with grudge. I just take different openers. Different, like, good comments from New York. Give us your top three openers.

Joe List, open for me once, right after Louis got canceled. and he was back on the market. It was nice. I was like he's become available for like three months. Like, hey brother, I know they won't touch you. Yeah. Adrianabalu's fun.

Colum Tirol gets after it with booze. He's fun. Yeah, he's gonna be with me in Denver. Yeah, every time he's like, you know those guys are like, no, I'm going sober now. You're like, okay. And then like by the end of the night, though, we're going to be drinking.

Yeah. For sure. That's column. Knowing all the drinking and drugs that you've done, have you ever had the sober moments? Where I'm like, I can't do it? Where you're like, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to turn the tide here.

Yeah. I did try January last year. And you did it. It was great. But like, I thought about it this time. Obviously, I didn't do it again. I thought about this time and I was like, no, I think I'm going to go do one of those Rogan episodes in the middle of January.

So I'll definitely be drinking that. I was like, you know what? Actually, I'm going to drink every day instead. So it's been worse than ever. But I do, you know, whatever. You feel good, but you feel lame. One dry January throughout your career. That's it.

Yeah. That's plenty. Got it done. You guys ever do it? It's like doing a 5K. You ever clean up? Yeah. I mean, I said to you like,

you can't. Literally since, up until this last month, like after Beer Olympics, I was, I basically used my old man because my old man's been sober now for like seven months.

And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do it in solidarity with my dad. But I did a case race not too long ago. Okay. Yeah, and I had a few out there in New Orleans.

But we never hit Bourbon Street like that. We never hit Burbin Street. It's trash. Burma Street's trash. There's other places to go in New Orleans. See, it's refreshing to hear that. So we just got back from New Orleans.

Literally yesterday. Because everybody's like, oh, I love Adam Devine's like, this is the greatest city in the world. Like, man, is it? But not there. It's like often. It's like here too. Broadway after a while sucks.

You got to go somewhere cool. You got to spend a couple weeks on Broadway, though, when you first get there. Yeah, for sure. You first get here, you got to immerse in that. You got to be shoulder to shoulder, trying to get in the spots. Yeah.

Then he started finding like the five spots in the east. He starts finding like the fun little spots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where'd you go last night? Five spot. Five spots.

It's like this little. Oh, five, that's what's called. Yeah, yeah, out in East Nashville. Yeah. Jazz Bar. They have, what, jazz on Mondays? Yeah, East is pretty cool. So you've got to get away from that downtown area.

Then it's like, not bad. It's still fun, though, every once in a while to get down there. Of all the downtowns, Nashville might have the best one. Yeah. Of all the, like, this is just for tourists, it might be the best one here. It's a good walking area, too. It's fun. But, yeah.

Yeah, the drinking thing. Okay, let's for science. I want you to try a baroque a two days in a row. and then drink and then the baroque in the next day. I'll do that for beer Olympics. Okay. I promise you.

I'll do it for your Olympics. You're going to be my first call. I'm like, you were right or hey brother, I feel like shit. Okay. Well, he'll know the next day because it'll be out there.

That's right. Yeah, that's right. Do you want to commit to beer Olympics right now? When is it? June. It'll be in June. It's usually what later June, right?

Oh, I guess we've kind of moved. We've moved it both times. It can be up in the air. Are your tour dates and schedule pretty set for the year? I'm about to go like sell all my shit can go backpacking in June at some point. I could, I'm, I don't know.

Sell all your shit and go back back. Yeah. South America, Southeast Asia, just like a year. Really? Yeah. But like if I'm, if I'm still here for that, 1,000 I want to do it. So would you say, it's like right on the line of it?

Would you say if you're advising us to do it and we want you a part of it, maybe the first half of June? Yeah, the first week of June would really go well with me. Now, if you're thinking about getting football players, though, OTAs doesn't end until the middle of June. That's always been our issue. OTAs end in the middle of June.

It ends in the middle of June. June 15th is always a good marker for you to be like, okay. That's when we can kind of start looking at dates. Back up of June. Yeah. We could do before OTAs. I mean, that would be,

we literally have to plan it now. Late May you're saying? When did OTA start? April 20th is usually a good. It's funny because the 420 is the first day can get tested. Yeah. That's usually the first day.

So you're like, do the test in the morning. Come on. Hurry up. Do that test. Yeah. He does have a show on the 18th of June. 18th. Just in Anchorage.

That's when I'm starting the trip. Oh, did you can make it back from Anchorage, Alaska? But that's when I'm starting my trip from there. Oh, really? Yeah. You're out, dude. I'm out.

Well, I want you. Unless I push it. There's an outside chance I push to like July or August. Well, no, we could do like the 15th or 16. Yeah, do July 1, dude. What? Do July 1. So I could be here for this.

July 1 won't be great. That would be a good time to do it. Yeah. It's a month of Independence. I love my word telling him how to tour. Yeah, yeah, just met him 15 minutes ago I'm a tour Oh, I want to throw up on your lawn

But this is another reason why Yeah, yeah This is another reason You'd be right there next to me last year I couldn't stand up Your tour dates is a reason Why we do it on weekdays So people can like

So people can come to do it Oh yeah Like comics Anybody who's in the entertainment They're traveling Thursday through Sunday Oh yeah Whenever I have a barbecue on my like On my deck

It's always like Tuesdays Wednesdays Yeah That's the time you're done Exactly Also like Oh yeah I got a little deck It's great Also like

We live like fucking Animals in New York I have a deck this big From you to you And everyone's like wow That's so great Yeah Life's pretty good right now

Life's pretty good right now Do you think you're going to be in New York forever? No I'll probably move I'll probably move just I lived in L.A. for a long time It was fun but it was like I just kind of want new shit New restaurants and new people

Yeah You know? You thinking about going to Austin? No It's trash The vibe is trash The commerce cool but it's Bachelorette town it's this worse I was gonna say yeah it's basically

Yeah everyone would tell me before I went to Austin they're like hey have you been Austin now like if you like Nashville you're gonna love Austin Swampier it's hotter it's hotter for it's hotter for sure it's hotter for sure I'm big big texture guy I mean both have music I mean it's real similar the trash like like 35 year old bachelorette party with like smoke and lasers and a bar that has seven people in it it's just like what are you doing This is garbage. Yeah.

But that's just the downtown. There's cooler areas. Yeah. Awesome watching. That's just the downtown. Nashville is a great area. Yeah. You can get land out here.

You can move out here. No state income tax. That's pretty key. That's pretty key. That's a fun. You know what we'll get him? We're going to have to lock Shane in. We get Shane's in.

Then we can fully peer pressure and go full court press. Shane's been like, oh, bros. I'm in bros. Chill, we're going to bro down. Like three weeks before we'd be like, hey, bro, you know, the bag. The bag. Yeah, Bud Light. But my light just got me.

I got these commercials to shit. It's like, oh, it's crazy. They pop up commercials a week before, I think. Then we don't text him back within five minutes. I do you guys would change up on me. Oh, he always does that. What happened, man? What's wrong with you today?

What's wrong with me? Sean, I just got here. You ever don't answer my phone call again, bro. I knew you'd go Hollywood on me. Yeah. But Nashville, do you got to move to Austin? They try to nonstop. And it's like, no, they're like, no.

They're like, the food's great. I'm like, bro, I live in New York. You're crazy. That was that Terry Blacks? That's probably people in Austin right now. Yeah, that's one place. It's great, but it's like, relax. It's one place.

If you could eat one food, the rest of, this is a hard hitting question. Yeah. One, one genre of food the rest of your life. What is it? Pussy. Every day. You've got to fill up on that. You're a giver.

It's an obvious, yeah. I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. This is when my presidential campaign campaign was all about. Emo pussy. Lick those titties. I don't know how far I would have gotten in the primaries, but. I would have got a small loyal group of followers.

Trump would have been like, you know, that guy's not half bad, but the rest of them. The rest of him suck. Yeah, yeah. This guy's funny. I like this guy. Unless he did it at that, uh, at one of his. The roast. Oh, not the roast.

The, uh. Yeah, what the fuck does that call? I know. Rally. But was it a rally that he did? His presidential rally. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

One of the rallies. He's like, don't know him. Don't want to know him. Oh, what I sell out that Trump is. Come on, man. You know this guy's supporting you. He got to cut his legs out. We interviewed Trump and we're like,

so tell us, do you like Shane's impression of you? And he's like, I don't, we're like, bullshit. I know, bro. 100% no. Who wouldn't have shown it to you? Yes, exactly. Which staffer would go?

Actually, I'm not going to show this thing. One of his staffers was telling us, he's like, you know, he's always in the plane, like scrolling Instagram, scrolling, whatever. You're searching your name all the time. There's no way you don't come across Shane's impression. No doubt. We felt the same thing. Like, yeah, you've seen Shane's impression.

And then I think I kind of try to. double down. I was like, he does a great impression of you. It's very funny. I've heard great. It's literally verbatim what he said. You got to, the only way to get with Trump is you got to like challenge him. You got to be like, oh, he's actually is better than you are. He's like. Yeah. And that goes not. I legitimately like Trump is in that world now a little bit and he has been too frightened to go on kill Tony. Like Tony wants him on there and he's legitimately frightened. He's like a scared baby. Wait, Trump. Oh, I see. Yeah, he's a...

Clip this. Pussy, maybe. He might call him a pussy. I won't because it's the president. I have respect for it, but some people call him a pussy. Because you're not going to kill Tony. It's obvious to do it. Everyone's done it.

I don't know why I wouldn't. Yeah, why wouldn't you go on that? Right? Because he's not the man he claims to be. You got to get Rogan. Especially you got, yeah, you got all the boys up there. You got, uh, who is Adam? Adam Ray.

Oh, Adam Ray. Oh, yeah. Obviously, she would be there. Yeah, yeah. No doubt. And honestly, there's a problem. perfect bit of like he's him and then Shane comes out as him

and then Trump gets to knock himself out of him. Maybe they both fucking beat the shit out of Biden. Yeah. Yeah. One of them gets it all fours. Or Adam Rang just takes both of them down. Yeah, yeah. Double X ones. One of them gets it all fours. The other one table tops them over him. A little donkey shop.

Have some respect for it. There you go. We just did a whole entire show. That's like that broke the internet just now if that ever came to life. We just said. Yeah. Yeah. Why doesn't he do that? It's because he's fucking, yeah. And he was dodging it before he was dodging bullets, so it's not about that. That's occurring. Rogan has a lot of Mossad agents there.

God, yeah. No, legitimately, I think he's afraid to look bad and it's the thing you got to stay in the moment, and he's just not really good at that. I love it. You're saying all the right things.

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The birds are not real. Birds are not real. Birds are not real. Birds are my favorites. But how do they get charged? The wires. The wires charge them. So you're into that.

I love it. I'm going on. rules it's the best everything Q&ON says is worth fucking writing fan fiction for that's awesome I don't know what Q&ON is but I fucking amassed with it charging the wires actually makes a lot of sense

yeah that's why the only I don't think I've ever came across that conspiracy no but I the lizard people think the Denver airport thing Denver airport every time I pass that mural you're like what it why would you have this here and then when you're driving to Denver everywhere you got to drive you're just like there's definitely some shit out here

oh yeah in between Denver in the airport. You just see on the horizon of skyline. You're like, I guess we're driving there and then the whole way. The pyramid of Antarctica.

Well, you didn't know about this. No. There's a pyramid in Antarctica. It stands to reason. I actually don't know anything about that. It's blew my mind too, just reading it out loud. Just crazy.

There is something about getting a little, get a little banged up, get on that phone and going down a nice little rabbit hole of different conspiracies. Sometimes the Q and not ones are like, they're dumb.

It's fun to play along. But some of them, like, if you hear enough of their support, you're like, yeah. And then you like repeat it later to someone else. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's dumb. My fault. My fault. Yeah, you're right. Oh. Yeah. That one isn't real. Yeah.

The flat earth would that qualify as retarded to you? That's one of the retarded ones. Yeah. But like I went to Cuba. Me and Bobby Kelly went to Cuba and we like learning about Cuban history and the Bay of pigs and all that stuff. I didn't really know about any of it. And they were like Kennedy went against. I was telling my mom all this.

Kennedy went against the CIA and the military because they like told him he'd have an easy time taken over Cuba. And it was hard. He got bad intel and he like. like talked about them publicly. And that's one of the reasons they say like the CIA made of Kill Kennedy. Yeah. And my mom's like,

Ari, stop. We're at Thanksgiving. We're trying to have a good meal. I just sent it into, like it's real. Is it not? All those files getting released. I don't know when they do.

There's an executive order that was signed like two weeks ago for those to get released. What? Didn't, if you had to bet all your money released or not released or not fully released? So my,

because didn't Trump say like there's a little too much I don't think the people ready for it. He said that a while back. I think he said that in his first administration. This one, he signed an executive order saying, I am releasing all the files on RFK, JFK, and Martin Luther King. And that was his first day in office. He could sign that, but it's still not coming up. He takes the sharp and he goes, make sure Bobby gets this, like RFK Jr. in front of the show. Oh. Yeah. So he's signed an executive order. And in my dumb American brain, I'm like, well, he signed the order. It has to

happen, right? But then I'm hearing about all these things getting blocked. I'm like, so what can you do and not do? Because they sue back on like people like a champ to do a lawsuit. When Rogan was pressing him on it, like how much do you read? He goes, plenty. How much? I read plenty. He goes, half. Half. More than half. He goes, about half. But he said he couldn't release it before because people were still alive

on the Rogan episode. Which means something's up. Something's happened. You don't be like, oh yeah, I did the autopsy. He was like one gunshot. And I'm still alive. Yeah. So like, then why? Like, why? What do you mean someone's alive? If it was all in the up and up, it wouldn't matter. Right.

Yeah, that, that I would really love to know. I love to know about that. I love to know about if the moon landing was real, all those things. That would be nice. Like, I mean, the Martin Luther King thing, I don't even know there was a conspiracy behind that. He's not a real guy. They made him up.

It's not even like, if you talk to anyone from the 60s, they were like, no, no, that came later in the 70s or 80s. Anyone from the 60s was like, that's, we didn't hear about that. Yeah. Guys not real. Martin Luther King's not real. That was the first junior because they were like, Oh, there already is a mother of the king.

And it was like, Colin Jr. Yeah. And so then it's like, so it like passed the test. If you had to say right now who did it to JFK, who do you think did it? Government? Mafia. All right. The government, mafia.

And then which part of the government? It's a military CIA. I think they all met and they said let's it. They couldn't have been like 9-11 like let it happen, but we're not doing it. That's what they say for 9-11. Have you seen loose change? It's an old... No, but as a Jew, I'm interested.

Okay. What? Let's elaborate. How fuck are you laughing at? Yeah, so loose change is like a video, like an old YouTube video that came out that I was explaining why it's all an undercover job. Why everything, like, people were told not to go in some days. You can see like detonations going off, like a floor below as it's coming down, all the things. It just...

And you know what's real, what's not? Yeah, I never want to say, like, I believe. this because I don't know what I believe, but it's so much fun to look into. It's also like, something's up. Yeah, something's always up. I'm like, that one always gets me. Tower seven.

To elaborate on something's up, like, do we really wanna know? Yeah. Do you really wanna know all of the fucked up things that we've done? You're right, it's too close. JFK, it's long enough. I think we wanna know.

Do we control the weather? Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, that's us. Like, do we wanna know? The Jews? Yeah. It's, Taylor, we talk about, do we wanna know? I don't know if he wants everyone else to know.

Why do you think it was 70 today? Nashville, February. You're welcome. That's all I want is a thank you occasionally. God, a little niceness goes a long way. Chapmore, trap more flies with honey. Yeah, I would love to know who did it. I think, I mean, the mafia was because of Cuba because they had money there.

I think it was the CIA. If I had to guess anybody, it was a CIA training that guy or maybe doing it. the fucking mind-altering shit. Yeah. I have no clue, but what do you think? I truly have no idea. There was another video coming out

not too long ago where they talked about, oh, check out the bull, the way the bull went. People are like, oh, that's AI. And I'm like, well, fuck. Oh, yeah, now you can't trust anything. Yeah, no, you can't trust anything. Because I did see a video of the driver

of the car turning around and shooting something. And I was like, oh, fuck. Because he does see the back of his head go out, but it might be AI. I don't fucking know. My buddy Ryan O'Neill says it was actually, if you look at the video closely,

it was Jackie. because she gets in there and gets him and then puts one in his you know she goes for him and then she was too well dressed yeah he goes if you look at the she dies right at him and you can't see her other hand and then he goes up she was too well dressed yeah

she was wearing a celebration dress already she was always something's up right yeah something's up something about well dressed people look at the money train there was a clip I know Alex Jones has said some crazy things but that guy's on he's fine

but they had a He said, I know that Joe said some crazy things. They had a release of an audio recording of ex-CIA, I believe, that just came about that they were saying the orders came from Lyndon B. Johnson. To kill Kennedy? To kill Kennedy? Wow. To take over? He took over for him?

He did. Okay. Because they probably talked to the vice president. Like, will you support the opposite of this if something, anything were to happen? He was like, loud and clear. Yes. I will change. Holy shit.

stance on this. Yeah, I can see the military, because the military, Kennedy's like a peace knick, right? Or was? He was. Yeah, so the military is like, we need war. What are you doing? Alex Jones is such an interesting person. Like, the first, the first Rogan episode I ever watched was episode 9-11 with Alex

Jones. I'd like, four or five friends hit me. I'd be like, you should watch this because we were all kind of diving the conspiracy stuff. Yeah. And I listen to, I'm like, this is fucking crazy. The whole Pizza Gate thing, the emails, all that stuff started happening. And then he gets sued for custody of his kids.

He's talking about I ate chili that day. So I was like kind of getting lost. And then the Trump assassination happened. He's like, I called that. But it's like, did you call that or did you just say a whole bunch of things and one happened to hit? Yeah. You know, it's just, it's.

Rogen's always say like one out of ten things he said was like accurate. Nine out of ten was wild. Before he was like, they called him right wing or anything. He was just like, he's crazy, crazy. Like that one actually might be true. Maybe he just got too close on the true one to somebody. Yeah. It's important.

And they said like, let's pay him as an all right guy and get rid of him. Get him out of him. No, it gets close is the Simpsons. Don't get close. They do. They do. That's incredible. Like a long time ago.

They've been around for so long. Yeah. I think they called Trump becoming president. They called 9-11. They called 9-11. Yes. What? Yeah, I don't remember that episode.

No way. Pull it up. I'm telling you. My wife's a big Simpsons person. Predicks 9-11. 13. Oh, this is where the numbers game gets involved. See, I always get fucked up with the numbers.

Yeah. I always get messed up with the numbers. You can not see the date. Just flip the image. Oh, my God. That's it. I thought there was one with a poster as well. It was like coming soon.

I mean, why wouldn't they just do nine and a lot? Pull that one up so I don't make it. Nine. Oh, interesting. Nine. Oh, snap. Oh, well, now that, that is interesting. See, that looks like good.

I'm glad because the last one I was like, you boys got to help me out back there. The last one was misinformation to drive us off the road. Yeah. Right. Yeah. There's that, yeah. So fucking who, the Simpsons, what do they know? What do they? Yeah. Who's telling them? They must be in that city party. You know who does animation better than anybody else is the South Park guys? They are, they don't call things, but they're, basically their recap of the year. They've been the last four or five years have been incredible. The specials are just so great. Unbelievable, man. The one about the influencers.

So fun. Not made for kids, whatever is not suitable for children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was just like, it's like they bid on influence. Like, we're going to own you. Who wants to own you? either Pfizer, the Russian military, you know, whatever, the woke left. So good, dude. That's just outstanding creativity. Yeah. Post-CO-up. I'm going to go, is that a new new one?

Is this coming out soon? That one's already out. Okay. The return of COVID. Yeah, they rule. That's when you just get high and just sit there and just like, that, sometimes it makes me stop halfway through it. Like, this is so fucking deep.

Like, you're laughing. You're like, wait. Why am I laughing so? This is all accurate. Yeah. The O-Zempic one was so. funny. Zepid was the best.

Oh, that was hilarious. When it Stan? No. Randy. Randy, Marcia's getting in with all the moms trying to get the Osepica's

while they're doing heist. Just trying to get it all done. Try to steal the stuff. Bro, so funny. Because it's the perfect show because you can watch a show and just laugh and have a good time with it.

But if you put any thought into what they're talking about, it's like, holy shit. Yeah. They're really, yeah. The goofy parts are goofy and then the smart parts

are really smart. They take every side of every angle. Right. Right. Right. I do love it, man.

Randy's the best character in television. By far. Yeah. He is incredible. In television, I don't, I'm not willing to put a flag down on that, but he might be. Oh, you like Bill Cosby? I don't know. Well, I'm sorry.

I was a fan of the Cosby show. Fair. Yeah. It was, everybody did watch. Everybody did watch. I mean, Stan's performance in the Little League baseball where he's, he's fighting the parents. Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

And all the kids are trying to get last. Yeah. They're trying to lose. They end up winning the World Series. Yeah. Yeah. He might. be I just am afraid to plant my flag in that and then like an hour later be like oh this

fucking character was incredible oh my god the best I was with I was at a UFC with Alex Jones once and Joey Diaz and this is before people like ostracized him and um but he's fun and lunatic and Diaz gave him a cookie like a homemade cookie and uh he's like what's in the cookie and Joey just goes eat the fucking cookie he's like okay and then like an hour later it's Alex Jones is just fucking gacked out at a UFC just like You thought he's paranoid before. It was on another level of what was going on. How hard does Joey go?

He goes as far as you can go. He goes all the way. He's dosed me so many times. Putting a different dosage sticker over the dosage sticker on an edible. And then you like, you ever have something to kind of knags at you a little, but you can't quite put a finger on it? So like I remember eating a 25 milligram edible and then it was like, and then it was like you look at 25 and it's like that.

It was off a little. And I was like, wait a minute. on the wrapper. I'm like, no, Joey, $250? Come on! $250! That's so much,

I was going for it at 25. That is fucking crazy. I would probably die. Yeah, and then you're just like, oh, it's about this, it's about to happen. Like 25, I'm like, shit, this is going to be a wild ride.

Dude, I've never even done at 25. I'll do fives. And I'll be like five and ten. Yeah. Fives are just like, hey, let's have a nice little evening, change a couple channels in the brain. Yeah. I think 250.

Bring the personality to life. Yeah. Or don't, or just like on a zone under your fellow for three hours, whatever. I used to do 30s for UFCs. Yeah,

that's crazy. It was just like, but I knew what happens. It was like, fuck, you just got to ride it out. He left me eventually. He leaves you.

Yeah, he's like, you're all fucked up. He's been drugged by Diaz as well. Yeah. I think he's the only guy to drug people and like, people laugh about it after. Yeah, it's endearing with him.

Look at his face. That's a drugger. That's a drugger. Yeah. Someone who's bad for the community. You got to get him back. You know, I like the playbook. You do 30 for UFC fights.

30 for UFC fights. You do these, like, these breath strips that were so small. You could half. It was like 50 each half was like about right. Then walk out the tunnel. Yeah, John Jones was two of them. I'm like, no, no, what are you doing? He's like, buddy, I'm fine.

Yeah, but then we'd be in there. It'd be like fourth round. I'm like, is this like, is this like tied? And they're like, no. One guy's pummeling of the guy. Like, they both seem like they're trying. I don't know. They both seem like they're trying.

They're both doing their best. That's pretty good stuff. Yeah, you get gone. I'll fall asleep at UFC's on those two. I'll just be passed out for a while. They'll laugh at me. I'll, like, come back and be ready to party. Let's see the stars that are out tonight.

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And shipping is always for. free. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age, and every order is age verified. Warning, this product does contain nicotine, and nicotine is an addictive chemical. You have to see, it's wild, because you start breaking it down and you're just like, this is just like the Coliseum. They're just like, it really is like the Coliseum. This is no different. I started to think if Superman would come in, he'd be like, why, break this up. Why are you all cheering? What's wrong with you? They're getting hurt. They're getting hurt. Yeah, yeah. You see they had their own, like, entrance songs. It was like, this is just must have been

Like acid was one of those things like as a kid you hear about people doing acid then you'd be like all this kid was skateboarding he did an acid trip like two months ago and it cracked his back and he rewent into a trip. You're like I don't know that. Do you never heard that? Yeah, like flashbacks. Yeah, people have like flashback trips. It wouldn't be like a full of a trip. But I never crack my back. Like acid is clean.

You know you like a pop a knuckle. Bro, acid clean. Yeah. Acid clean. It's nice. It's electric. You don't get like this. I can do it up mushrooms.

You're like, oh, I just want to fucking stay here. And acid, you're like, let's go. Let's go. Yeah. You wake up, you're still up On a golf course It's fucking sunup You're like this rules

You just need a lighter For your joint Yeah, I don't know I don't about acid Ayahuasca's interesting It's way longer Acis is way longer than mushrooms Have you done ayahuasca?

Yeah once Ecuador I was down there How was that? Yeah kind of blue Couldn't get a boner It was great Nobody says it's bad

No one's ever said it's bad Yeah No it rules It gets you like to, it's just like, it's not even a drug. It's just like a different thing. It's just like that ayahuasca level of like, I'm not ayahuasca, the, um, salvia shit where you're like kind of gone. Yeah. It's that, but like more so.

And you're just like, you just think clearly about yourself with like no attachment to your side. So you can like really just judge like, oh, that guy's fucking up. You know how you judge your friends sometimes? Yeah. Like I wish you'd stop doing that it's bad for him. We should stop dating that fucking bad bitch. Yeah. But then you say that about that guy

And they're like, wait, that guy's me. Oh, I should stop dating that bad bitch. I'm like holding on to it. So when you come to, do you still have those realizations? Yeah, I spent three days just writing down notes of like, of like everything you saw just like all day long, just writing down notes before it was gone. Yeah.

Then are you like talking to somebody like when you're removed and separated? Oh. Like when you're, yeah, when you're like, when you're gone and thinking about all this stuff like, I'm not going to judge myself. Are you like talking to somebody? Like is there like a therapist in the middle of this? No, no, no.

There's one guy throwing like honeycomb or some some whack shit on a fire so it like makes shape so you can like see it. And then he's also like playing like a drum. He's just like, if he sees it kind of come out of it, he'll just like, keep doing this and get you like rhythmic. And then you're like get back into like gone again. And then he just like and then he stops and throw shit on the fire. Yeah, you just had sometimes you're like gone for a while. Sometimes you're up and you like walk around barf on the side. That's right.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I couldn't figure out how like snakes and jaggers weren't getting in. because it was like jungle. But then like I got up once and I went to puke and I saw like a veil like right outside the hut you know like huts with like steaks

and like thatch on top and there's just like a veil and I was like oh what? And then I like went and it just kind of goes through it I'm like oh but I could like see it and I'm like oh this is stopping animals from getting there.

Yeah we could die any man it ruled it ruled that is fucking one. That chick was there that one chick was there that's the guy right there that chick's a fake she's a fake the one on the right

They replaced it with another one. She had a purple flower. Yeah, it was pretty great. No one hates it. You just work out a lot of your fucking... He told us about this one guy who was like a Sicario, like a hitman for some whatever.

And he realized what he was doing while he was on Iowa. Yeah. He realized, and just like screaming and like punching the ground. He's like, what the fuck? What have I done? And just like screaming and crying.

And then the next day he's like, okay, well, I'm done with that. But they're not going to. let me go so I gotta disappear. I gotta figure out a way out of here. And he's like planning. He's like, I can just can't do that anymore. But, but like the only way, all right, you got to get me out through a back way and I'll just like disappear and not let them find me as long as I can. No way. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. It's wild. You just see everything clearly. It just scrubs you

from the inside. The way Salvia made you dirty, this made you clean. Yeah, Salvia did make me so dirty. Yeah. I felt so dirty after it. Yeah. You've done it all. It's just scrubbed on the inside. Yeah. I want to do it again. You really have that at all. He has done it all. Except the Beer Olympics.

Yeah. What a fucking fool I am. Yeah. Beer Olympics in a case race. The two most basic frat things you can do. You guys do Edward Forty hands, right? I've done it before. Okay.

Yeah. What's the Edward, uh, Edward, uh, Edward 40 hands again. You just got two 40s and finish them. Yeah, you have to go on Legion of Skanks next time you're in New York. Legion of Skanks. Yeah. Yeah. What is that?

That's a podcast. I'm the president of a Shane's the vice president. Oh shit. Yeah. It's not our podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and the final was like they tried to dose me with acid. And I like, Shane tipped me off.

And so I just pretended to drink for a while and then swapped it with one of the guys in the podcast. Nice. Yeah. And then they thought they owned me. Like, I fucking do you. I was acting all high the whole time. And it's like, we fucked you. We got you on acid.

I was like, what? And he's like, we fucked you. We totally fucking dose you with acid. I was like, did you though? Oh, shit. I'm like, do I sound like I'm on acid anymore? And he was like, wait, what? And I was like, I knew your plan.

He goes, I saw you drinking. I was like, no, I swap with Jay. And Jay's like, wait, what? He was like a bystander, but he was closest to me. So sorry, sorry, not sorry.

God. So you want us to go on a show that tried to drug you? Yes. Yeah, yeah, you guys have okay trade, but they do added 40 hands sometimes and it would be, you would destroy them.

We gotta make sure they're just doing it and says it's 40 hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to see them pop it. Got to make sure they pop it. Yeah, and no, like, syringe marks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. That would be fucking nuts. You would be an elite edition You would have so much fun. I would have fun. I would like, even if I failed, I would go down talking shit. You probably will fail. Right.

See, that's not the kind of attitude I want. I want more support. But does it get you a little more? Like, I got to get them. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Who's you want as your partner?

I mean, Shane or Bert would be the best. But they're not. That's another reason why you're too big. They're not good. They're not good. Yeah, they're really not. Oh, because he's not athletic. Yeah.

Maybe column tier. He can, he can take it down. I'm trying to think who. who would be good at beers because Shane can drink beer but he's not like the games he's a secret homosexual he can't have no coordination

like a pansy of some kind right right and then he'll just make fun of it like he's too cool to be playing for it right yeah these games these childish games he always said shit like that oh black people I need a black guy we had Waka Flocka there last year this past year

and Delaney Walker how were they a great time I think Waka just went off What is it rage cage Flip cup What's rage cage? Yeah, what is rage cage? You have to,

you got a cup and you got to like bounce up what? It's like stack cup. Stack cup, you got to bounce a Yeah, yeah, okay, I call that

chandelier. A ping pong into theirs and you keep trying to get into the one next to you as soon as you get it and then put it but if two get into your two pingons

into your, so that is chandelier? I don't know the exact rules. No, chandelier is two cups opposite side and you're bouncing a ping pong ball. If you miss on the first try, once you get it,

you have to move it to move it to your left. If you get on the first try, you can move wherever you want. That's a big stack of cups with booze in it. And once you stack a cup on another cup, you have to take a cup for that's fill a beer, drink it, and then you start bouncing. Wow. That is a, that's a great social game. That's a, you're in Cabo. Hey, let's get the morning star right away.

Let's get after it. Mango deck, here we come. Yeah, all you need is a little like piece of wood or something. Yeah, that's all you need. A table. You do it on this. Yeah. It'd be a little too.

Flip's pretty good. And it's great too because one person will have a cup that's just like a regular cup. but then someone will have a stack that's like this high at the end you're like bouncing like trying to do to move it all around yeah a lot of fun

but the games we did last year were three uh three beer chug and then it was uh pink uh beer pong flip cup and beer ball and then the championship beer ball

beer ball is a beer on a different corner and you're trying to throw your throw the ping pong ball and hit it the minute you hit it on the other team we get to start chugging they have to deliver they have to go get the ping pong ball and deliver it and touch it to the table

and then And that's when your partner has to stop chugging. The goal is to finish your beer. Right. And you don't play any card games. You don't play asshole anything like that. No, like King's Cup or, yeah. Or was it suicide cup or what it's called?

That's not Olympics. That's a fun hangout. Yeah. That's Olympic Village. And the thing too is like before the games, like if you're going to go to go to a three beer chug, like you don't want to the first beer you drank to be that. You want to get to lube the esophagus a little bit. So you have to have a couple warm up beers.

Like it's a fucking process. Oh, interesting. Science. You don't want to go fast right away. No, no, no. Yeah, if you go fast right away, I feel like it always slows you down. Because you're going for time on the chugs. Yeah, that's beerball right there.

Wow. Big Caput. God, that seems fun. There's your boy. We'll get you. We got to get you to push your backpacking truck. Yeah, yeah. I keep coming with the reasons to push.

This is one of them. Should we hit him with the Twisted Question? Yeah, let's do a twisted question. Let's do a Twisted Tea. Sponsored by Twisted Tea. Let me pop this little boy up a quick. I'll find it. I have 17 Kevin's Natural Foods over here.

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How does lack of carbonation help you enjoy it all day long? Because smooth. Smooth. Smooth. Easy to drink. You want to get their fast. So bubbly's harder in the morning. Bubly's hard in the morning?

Could be harder at night? Yep. All about it. All right. Good. Which do you believe in more? Okay. Ghosts are aliens and why?

I think aliens. Okay. It's an obvious one because they could be real with science. And ghosts is like supernatural shit. But could be great. Although I have talked to the dead. well let's well that's two parts

the only one question was like do you mind if I piss on this grave and then they didn't answer back so I just pissed who that's blasphemous yeah yeah just no line with Ari

you mind if I'm this on this grave my answer all right I guess all I bet no answer is yes pull a finger out of your mind yeah nope okay

then I put a stone on there and let's go what um what did you start the ghost what I never really oh okay all right all right I say what are those people

on a medium? A medium. The psychic mediums, there's, yeah, there's people that, like, investigate the paranormal.

You guys believe in ghosts? What about dog mediums? What about those people taking that kind of money? That's crazy. That's pretty... They're willing to part with it. It's disrespectful.

I mean, there's new technology coming out that, like, is going to be able to translate your dog and, like, saying words to you. Allegedly. I saw that on Instagram.

I don't know if it's true or not. I believe in ghosts. I can see that. I believe in ghosts. Just because in my head, like, if we went down to New Orleans and did that, like,

that little ghost tour, whatever it was. A lot of ghosts in New Orleans. Like, I'd be terrified. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm gonna sit there, no, I don't believe in ghosts and that means I can pretty much feel like I can walk anywhere and not have any fear.

I would have a lot of fear going into these paranormal, these paranormal places. Yeah. In the movies they make, like, they keep me up at night. Ghost movies. Yeah, paranormal activity.

I'm always like, why do they get more powerful as the movie goes on? You should just start murdering people right away. It's like Freddie Kruger. Fear, it energizes you. the more you know about them, the more they're allowed to do. That gives them energy.

You're cooking right now. I know. I do believe in ghosts. I do believe in aliens. I think aliens, that's pretty proven at this point. Yeah. I think Tom DeLong did it right. He called it.

Tom DeLong did it right. They're out there. Yeah. I mean, Rogan has these people on that talk about they've, they've, didn't he just have somebody on recently? I was talking about whether it would be Area 51 or something. They call them like a certain, like, like, blue, do you guys don't know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about Bob Lazard.

Bob Lazar, maybe him. I don't know. He had some of the other definitely. He was a very 51. I've done ghost hunting before. And it scared the fuck at him. I did it in New Orleans.

What do you mean? So we did, my wife and I when we first went to, we went to New Orleans when we first met and there was... Interesting story right here. There is, it was like a house, but behind the house

was an old like slaves quarters. Yeah. And all the ghosts on the slave shit is so real. I know. I know. And so they're like, hey, we do like ghost, like ghost investigations this many nights a year, blah, blah, blah.

So like, because there was so much energy fed into it of like investigating it, there was a lot of activity always going on. So it was like meet here at 10.30 in this dark alleyway, blah, blah, blah. So we go and meet there. It's like the most band of misfits people you could ever see like dyed hair over the eyes, like the dicky pants, the misfit t-shirts, all those kinds of people. And then me and my wife. Yeah.

We go in when they sit us down and they're, um, they're going over like different experiences and ghosts that they've had. around in these quarters and they're like there is one inhuman uh entity here but if you guys don't want to know about it it won't affect you if you don't want to do does anybody want to know about the inhuman entity i raised my hand yeah and so they're like looks around i'm like yeah i want to know what else going i want to know what this is yeah my wife for whatever reason we went to go sit down that they kind of like i sat in one area she sat in the other she sees from she's like oh they separated you all i put my hand down and uh there's like three areas there was the basement there was the attic

and then the middle floor. We started in the basement and we were like coupled with this group that was either a lesbian couple or a mom and daughter or two sisters. I really didn't know. I didn't get their backstory.

But we're sitting on this bed and my wife's like, you know, why are you asking about inhuman? I was like, because it's like, isn't that what a spirit is? She's like, do you know what an human means? I was like, no. She's like, isn't that like inhuman?

Like in a human? They're like, no. That's a demon. Inhuman is a demonic entity. And I was like, oh shit, for real. And the minute I started talking about that, a meter starts going off and one of those things. And then it stops.

And then we start having more conversation about other things. And Taylor was like, that's my wife, Taylor. And she's like, it's really weird that when we started talking about the, the inhuman entity, a meter started and then the meter starts going off.

So my wife starts asking it questions. The two ladies were with are starting to freak out. And she's like, are you, like there was a bunch of names that gave us, Rachel, so and so, whatever,

a bunch of names. Are you this person? That person, no. And it would never make a meter or make, or make the meter move it all. And then finally, she was like, is this the entity?

And the meter starts going, beep. And it was like, Taylor's like, he looks at me like, this is your problem. And I am, I'm coming home if it's in you.

I am. So I'm actually sweating right now. I am in this attic with three people around me, talking to the darkness being like, I'm sorry. I don't want anything to do with this. Please leave me alone, blah, blah.

And it's like, then my wife is like, do you like this person? No answer. Do you like that person? No answer. Or do you not like? And then she goes, do you not like Taylor?

And then goes, be, it starts doing it. And I was like, we got to get the fuck out of here, ma'am. What? No, he's trying to fuck with your marriage. When he goes B, he's trying to fuck with your marriage. She slowly looks over at Taylor and then right there. Taylor gets picked up and thrown against it. Oh, yeah.

Just, imagine. I did you? Oh, that's not. Because we've all had like that. It's always out of love. Yeah, yeah. You're always in your friend's house or at your house. If you have a basement, you like walk up the stairs at night when you're going to bed.

And like, party feels like maybe something's behind me. you like sprint up the stairs a little bit. Like there's always that fear of what could be in the darkness. I always think that's monster, not ghost. Some kind of like... Yeah, no, I always think of something. I see so many paranormal.

Birth defect. Demonic. Yeah, with radiation maybe. Yeah, but yeah, that was my experience. And I, from that day, I was like, I for sure believe in ghosts. For sure. And if it can be debunked, please let me know.

Yeah, you can't prove no ghosts. So you're on the right. But another thing about ghosts is, there's been so many deaths on this earth like millions and billions of deaths why aren't there more experiences for people? Because I'm sure where we're staying right now It's every inch of the planet would be covered in ghost

Right, right? So why is there a select few This illuminati of ghosts in a lot of things Finish off something in their life? Like get some revenge or something they're here to like It's a weird thought though Yeah Anyway Hey let me ask you guys a question

Go ahead Can I piss? Go ahead Dude we gotta pee I have to piss too Let's take a quick break We take a break Yeah

Or we could be done too. We could also wrap it up. Yeah. This has been a great. This has been an awesome podcast. Let's wrap it up, dude. There's been an awesome pot. Have you enjoyed yourself?

I have enjoyed myself. That's all that matter. It's been fun just sitting here like. It's making me think about like fucking beer games for sure. Yeah. And then, yeah, lots. Yeah. It's fun.

It's just fun. It's just fun. It's just fun. It's just fun. Yeah. We have to sit here and like interview somebody like, oh, is that what you normally do. Do you get bad ones where you're like,

um. Sometimes, not, not not all. Actually, more times than not, it's not that way. But a lot of times you have to go to the sheet that Sherman puts together like, shrimp scroll up a little bit. Like that's all the information. The sheet is in case the conversation goes dropped. Yeah, it's like we're going. Okay, hey, so you went to Maryland.

You had to, that helps. That helps. No one ever asked me how University of Maryland was. Yeah, I, I know, or do they tell you happy birthday. Right. Happy early birthday. Yeah. You had to be prepared for Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's one where you get like, you know, you're just nervous because you're about to sit with a potential sitting president. Yeah. A former president. Yeah, a former president. that was in the race. But also, like, say... And you know we can take you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just by going like going like this. Yeah. If you get like a buttoned up athlete where you know they haven't been on a whole lot of shit, like maybe you get a quarterback that you know is going to be a little, that might be a little... I've got an athlete. I've gotten someone mine where it's like, you talk to them beforehand.

You're getting coffee. It's great. And then they're just like, oh, bro, show yourself. They feel like the gym sitting there watching it. You can open up. You don't do the bull Durham. Yeah, you got to try to help the team. You just say it.

Yeah. Yeah. Who gives a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. No, this has been awesome, man. Thank you. We do appreciate it, man. All right. Nice, guys. Yeah. And we're getting you to beer Olympics.

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