Bussin' With The Boys - The Super Bowl Pod FT. Jeremy Klump | Inside The Bus
Episode Date: February 6, 2026Recorded: February 4th 2026 | Welcome back to a very special episode of Inside the Bus. This week the boys are out at the Super Bowl hitting all the events and parties. The boys actually just got home... from a party and recorded this at 1am in the morning. So needless to say, the boys are a bit tuned up. The boys are also joined by a very special guest, the nutty professor himself, Jeremy Klump.The guys get into Klump's journey to Bussin', how he started Tuanon and his journey in social media. Be prepared for some off the wall convos and some just good laughs. Be sure to tune in next week as the boys who didn't travel to the Super Bowl, record a pod themselves. Enjoy the Friday hang and as always, much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to episode 35, the drunkest episode.
That's your camera.
Yeah, exactly.
Come on.
Also, the Pecoran.
This wasn't even staged either.
This is just, we're going off the rip.
It's episode 35.
What time is it right now?
It is just so you all know, it is 107.
AM?
Pacific Central.
Pacific time
Pacific standard time
Pacific Standard time
Pacific Central Standard
For y'all watching this on the East Coast
It is 4 a.m. your time
That's nuts
On Wednesday
February 5th
That's nuts
It's episode 35
Unfortunately
My number in high school
My freshman year was 35
Because you're we freshman
You get demoted
But you got to take prize
crazy Lord.
You actually took over an iconic number after 35 that not a lot of people listening are going to know about, but you took over.
Jason?
Yeah.
Jason Springer.
Jason Springer.
He was an absolute dog.
And now he's two years older than us and he's a big CrossFit guy.
And people.
Imagine taking over like wide receiver one's number when you were coming up.
Been there done that.
So two people on this podcast have done that.
I was, you and Jeremy.
I was number 40, though.
Damn.
No, I didn't, I didn't take any.
40's a grinder number where it's like, you gotta prove something.
The best basketball player at East Side High School, he was 35.
Devaris McGowan's, shout out DeVaris.
Was he a sniper?
Nah, he was like a six-five.
Six, five.
I mean, he played guard in college, but in high school basketball, he was playing, like, Power Forward.
He was playing one through four.
Just wrecking kids?
Yeah.
Isn't it so sick when kids are good?
We haven't even, do we introduce?
You're speaking.
Who gives a fuck?
All right, why don't you introduce yourself?
No.
The pride of Nazareth, the savior of Pennsylvania, and the icon of Ithaca.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
Jeremy.
What's your real name?
Willard.
Holy.
Let's go.
Jay Willard.
Jay Willard.
Jay Will.
Jay Will.
That's what the boys calling you here.
Hi.
Jay will.
Oh my.
Which boys.
The boys back in high school.
That's great.
All right.
After that, after that incredible intro, too.
Trying to do that.
We're doing that already.
Is Donald to your friends?
Why don't you let our listeners get to know you?
Tell us who you are, what you do and why you're here, and why you want to be here.
And your favorite movie.
Favorite color or two.
I'm just here so I don't get fine, but what's your name?
Donald Klump.
Donald.
Donald Trump.
My name is Jeremy.
lump.
Put your hood down.
No,
do what you want.
I'm going to put the hood down.
No, I like the hood up.
Yeah.
It's cozy.
Come on, man.
That's J.
Willie.
That's Jay Will.
Willard.
Willard's a sick middle name.
It is.
Yeah.
My name is Jeremy.
I work at Bustin with the boys.
Hanging with the boys, man.
What do you do with Bustin with the boys?
Pretty much anything.
For the guys in the comments, they're like, who the fuck is that guy?
Everybody
Not that there are
But like
Answer there might be
Everybody has heard of the name
Clump
But they just don't know
Like this is their
Introduction to
Clump other than him saying
I don't want to be in videos
I was gonna say
Every custom social ad
Oh shit
Mitch okay
That's our producer Mitch
I was gonna say though
That I got a demotion
It kind of makes me happy
If everyone doesn't know
I am
Yeah
I just do
Basically
Anything and everything I can
that bussing to make things easier for people, have fun.
Are you sound familiar?
Are you two and on?
Yeah, that is.
Is that who that is?
It is, bro.
I thought I recognized that voice too.
Like, even though it's an internet voice, like, you know it when you read it.
Miami Dolphins culture knows what we're talking about.
Can you please just, like, give the people what they want?
Like, you're really, you're stringing it out.
So for people who want to know, Jeremy Klump is our director of
Digital or head of house
Yeah, Beast Games alumni
I like the head of the show that
I heard you said that I'm like what the fuck is that
I like that I like that
Jeremy Klump is our head of house
I like that
What's even more fucked up
Those Jeremy Klump used to work
Under me
I know I keep looking at his camera
I'm sorry
Hey we throw me my vape too
For all the viewers out there
Yeah dude I had a few drinks
I'm gonna smoke the babe
It's you know
We're in Chinatown
It's currency
Aren't we in the financial district?
So Jeremy Klump used to be a contracted worker for us.
He ran socials for us.
He understood media.
And we gathered him from a,
he was a beat rider essentially for the Miami Dolphins.
Gathered.
If they did not.
Wander gathered.
Gathered to a while.
If they didn't have press passes,
but please just explain.
We need a little bit of background lore.
Explain at least a little bit before.
And don't be weird about it.
I won't be weird about Tune on thing just because Radio Row and being even at like opening night was so funny to run into some people who, uh, who knew me from Dolphin's Twitter, which was just, it made it that much better.
Right.
But, uh, basically, you got interviewed.
I've, I've, I've got interviewed by people because of your past.
That is the number one Miami Dolphin Sports, uh, podcast right now.
That'll be our.
Donovan McNabb was right.
Dude, that's up.
They said, holy shit about two and on.
That'll be our trailer for this.
This episode is Colum getting interviewed by the biggest Dolphins podcast.
That guy, Bobby is his name, but they run the dive bar.
Dude, they're great.
They actually, they interview a bunch of Miami Dolphins players, but he just kind of knew me from Dolphins Twitter.
Just being a troll and doing the Tune on shit, which is hilarious.
But yeah, during COVID decided that social media is really fun and easy.
So I was like, I'm going to fuck around and take over.
I'm like, I'm going to take over a fan base for fun.
And I went through, I was like seeing which fan base didn't really have much of a voice.
And I was like, hey.
So mad at you.
The Miami Dolphins fan base kind of sucks and they suck.
And I'm going to be able to like get in there and just become like the voice of the Miami Dolphins fan base.
And I did in the worst way possible because as I kept growing, I'm like, wait, I could write about them too.
I get a job offer and then I start covering the dolphins.
Before I know it, I'm a credentialed media reporter for the Miami.
I'm in, I'm in the 2000.
Later. Meanwhile, you're living where? Pennsylvania.
When I first saw you on Twitter, I legitimately thought that we were going to be hiring a beat rider from the dolphins.
Yeah, that that fires me up, which means I've done my job very well.
Why is his handle Professor Clump?
Or Nutty Professor.
Notty Professor.
Excuse me.
Yeah, you are still that in my phone too.
I love that.
Yeah.
I, uh, the nutty.
So where, so you get a credential media pass as you essentially infiltrate a pro level
organization, the Miami Dolphins.
Once you get the credential, what do you start doing?
I honestly am like, it's fun, but like I can actually, I can do this for real.
I start making like a real like salary.
Like I'm getting paid to cover the Miami Dolphins, which is.
And you, you grew up a Philly fan.
I'm not my whole life.
Just basically like my, my parents.
No, no, continue.
No, no, we're on a good role.
When did you start liking the Eagles, man?
When I was a kid, but my, my mom and dad won the Super Bowl.
No, no, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
They, uh, my parents weren't really big into football.
I have a family.
No one was really into football.
So I kind of just got into it myself.
I see you.
So where did it?
No, we're looking.
Dude, you're all, you're on a good role.
I might be cross side.
It's 4 a.m.
Well, here, I want to ask this question.
You're looking.
Yeah, I'm looking at you.
You're talking.
Were you an Eagles fan or had you jerked off first?
That's a.
crazy thought.
You got to really think about that.
Okay.
That's a good answer.
Amen.
Continue.
So it's my question, like, where did the two and on and how did the two and on stop?
So are we going to talk about beast games?
And we just only got to talk about, we can talk about two and on.
That's fine.
We have to start somewhere.
Yeah, I love two and on started, uh, just because I was, I was like the biggest to a fan.
That's how I took over the Dolphins Twitter because Dolphins fans love to a, so I basically
like two is a savior, two is a savior.
And when I realized that I had them, uh, I was,
I'm like, I got these guys.
And I'm like, it's time to turn heel and be the Tua hater.
And it was when training camp started, day one of training camp.
I forget the years.
I'm fucking tired right now.
So I forget in the years.
But day one of training camp, Tua showed up third to training camp.
And I tweeted, you hate to see your quarterback not be the first one to show up.
Oh, you wish your leader would be first one there.
Incredible bait, too.
It fucking went so viral.
It was insane, dude.
And I just remember, my wife, Lindsay, who I loved here.
Shout out, Lindsey.
We're just, shout out, Lindsay.
We're just sitting in a car, and I'm like, babe, I'm worried.
I'm getting hate DMs.
I'm getting death threats, like truly mean shit.
And you're not living in the state of Florida.
Bro, I'm in Pennsylvania not even giving a shit about the dolphins.
I truly didn't even care.
I just was like, oh, they're probably getting it so mad.
Never expected it to blow up the way it.
did it turned into a new story it was on nfl network espn people being like oh too was not the first one
there it was a big thing and it was just me fucking around and when i realized oh shit if i turn on toa
this could be this could be a lot of fun this could be this could be awesome so i turn on toa i write
an article that goes viral that uh see through it right now you're trying to what i read an article
that that that tua tungavilo is
is Sam Bradford 2.0.
Ugh.
And bro.
That's crazy.
You still believe that?
No,
Sam Bradford's better than two.
You're kidding.
You're kidding me.
Sam Bradford is not better than two.
Bro,
Tua stinks.
Will Compton Sacks.
At what point of Tua's career
is he better or worse than Sam Bradford?
When Bradford played for Chip Kelly on the Eagles, of course.
Bradford had a great year.
One year, one year.
Can we continue?
Yeah.
So I realized,
hey this is a lot of fun.
I can really like,
I'll just be the guy
who says too is not good
and people will hate me
but they loved me so much
so now they don't know what to do.
So I do that and then I'm like, hey,
how do you come up with that?
We had a group chat with a bunch of dolphins fans.
I'm going to forget what the group chat name was.
Because it's a slur.
No,
oh my God.
Okay.
And we'll be right back with this ad.
This episode is presented by it.
Oh my.
Yeah.
All right, we're back.
We're back.
And.
And cut.
Perfect.
Perfect.
We'll go over that.
Yeah,
we'll have to get that.
But,
you'll see.
It's good.
But,
uh,
so we were in this group chat.
And then we basically were like,
hey,
we all started becoming two a haters.
And we're like,
how can we make this even better?
So we created two and on.
Well,
you say we?
How many people are we talking?
Like your crew.
That was me plus seven.
So it was eight people.
Squad.
Are you guys like meeting up in person?
Like,
Whiteboards?
Or is it all just online strategy?
All on Twitter.
You're still in Pennsylvania.
I'm still in Pennsylvania.
Are the majority of these people are majority of these people from Florida?
Some of them.
Maybe like half.
You probably got it regionally so you can cover the whole country.
One's in Jersey.
I won't say his name because he never wants to be exposed.
But one I became like actual friends with.
You should say.
Is it?
I can't.
Do we meet him tonight?
Is it Chris?
Did we meet him tonight?
No, he's in Jersey.
Is his name?
I can appreciate that.
But if no one else,
signed an NDA, I would like you to expose them.
Not expose him, dude.
Just so you know there is zero cuts in inside the bus.
What is it rhyme with?
His name is Sordy.
F.E.
Jephy.
Sorsby.
Shordy.
Sorbsby.
Sordy is a great dude.
Sorsby.
But we basically all were like, hey, let's create Tune on and make this secret society
that's like anyone that hates Tune's the worst.
So what we did was we attacked me through Tuneon.
and we attacked sortie and the other people who hated to us.
Genius.
Genius.
So then what we were doing was we were rallying all the troops against ourselves,
but we were just purposely, it was against us.
So we were controlling every narrative we wanted.
And it blew up so much.
We started recording.
I have videos.
Because what's the best way to bring people together?
Give them a common enemy.
Hey, and when you control the enemy and the army,
it was truly incredible.
All right. Hey, that's all.
It's 5 a.m.
and you're just ripping it turns into
I'm wearing a fucking Miami
I'm wearing a dolphin like mask
recording videos being like
Tua is the best quarterback
in the NFL Brian Fores
is attacking him and like we put like a dub
like a voice over over it
it turned like the Joker would send the public
in Batman
he didn't know
Batman yeah no that's tough you are guys
yeah it's crazy
favorite movie though
the town probably that's my
way to bring it back
Good movie.
But,
uh,
yeah,
so we start recording videos and,
uh,
it starts getting viral.
Shout out to Big Cat,
who we did see tonight.
Uh,
he,
he kind of copied us with this Tune on thing,
but he,
he joined in,
he joined into Tune On.
And I,
I,
DM'd,
and I was like,
hey,
we'd love to have you,
like,
join this Tuneon space.
It was after two,
I had the worst game of his career.
And it was super windy in the game.
So Big Cat joins.
And we had a,
it was,
called like Tune on space like a space on Twitter and holy fuck man we're just like making every
excuse possible for Tua on purpose that we know people would be mad at it was windy there was
rain the temperature was cold and Big Cat just fully bought in and he joins his space he's like
how do you expect a quarterback to throw the ball on 30 mile per hour wins it's disrespectful
and he built it up shout out Big Cat shout out Big Cat it was honestly amazing and he even
said it on part of my take he was like we're part of it
to tune on now and they started talking about tune on and we would DM him like to and on stuff and he was in so when that moment ended we all got together like we all in that Twitter that little uh group chat we had and it was like let's fucking take this to the next level we make a cameo people are paying money what did y'all use as the video the dolphin mask was it you the whole time I sweat was it you the whole time I did some wait but on cameo though like because you have the dolphin mask can you modulate the voice yes yes yes yes yes yes
because you upload the video bro i have them we we were doing cameos you was the first peanut guy
right look it up does anyone have cameo might be the brown peanut are you the brown peanut shriever
is bad podcasting does anyone have cameo i got a check if if tune on still on there how much was it
uh 10 dollars it is bro tune on is still on here bro look i swear we would record let's play the
video we will put this over so they can see it
You'll see right now.
We'll just describe it really well.
If not, if not, just check our social pages to be up there.
Oh, no.
Please forgive Clumb guys.
He's not good in social.
All right, here we go.
Is your first iPhone?
Here we go.
But you put the mic up to you think.
Show Jack.
Is that one you?
I truly don't know if this one's me or not.
I don't remember.
So you're missing smart.
great content right now what he got the piece of though we had these cameos how much was it
599 yo we got so many I bet that's a great price so then so then this for charity or just
this is where I love it more than anything so one word we're just being dickheads trolling
and we were like let's donate every dollar from cameo to to a not to a foundation so we at
the you don't actually do that we donated like that's fucking awesome
So at the same time of this whole troll and being mean to Tua,
we're donating money to Tua Foundation.
To a foundation and to his team hate me.
Because I'm the beat writer that's against him.
They have me blocked.
Still till this day, Tua Foundation has me blocked on Twitter.
And I'm donating fucking thousands of dollars to these people.
They have no clue it's me.
They have no clue to me till I get exposed.
Who exposed you?
Jalen Phillips, the first round pick of the Miami Dolphins.
How do you find out?
I have no fucking clue.
This is,
I have no clue.
So they were at Brandon Jones's wedding,
who used to be a safety for the Miami Dolphins.
And Jalen Phillips was with Tua.
And he tweeted something.
And I just replied like,
hey, can't wait to see like big year incoming.
And he replied like,
I remember,
can't wait to see more tweets from Tuanon.
He replied me.
I remember this situation.
Oh, shit.
Because like, I don't know what to do.
I'm part of all this.
Dude, one of your boys snitched in Tuanonon.
How did you?
think 100% but what was crazy though when he sent that he was with toa who was the who was the most loose
end probably that same guy you didn't want to mention his name has to be honestly uh probably his name's
big e he's like he won miami dolphins fan of the year he was in two and on by the way just so all you
dolphins fans know and inside jobs he won miami dolphins fan of the year by the nflb that's like
chili pepper and a no he was in two and on which was sick wow so you
He probably leaked it to someone.
I don't know.
That's the only, I missed a good chunk, but
it sounds like you're a ringleader.
Me?
No, no.
I was just trying to make shit fun.
No, man, not me, not me.
I didn't do anything.
I was just trying to donate money.
But yeah, so it was a really fun, fun time.
And then one day I decided, like,
I don't feel like doing this anymore.
So I just stopped doing it.
How do you feel like that impacted LeBron's legacy?
Nothing.
He's the best.
He's a goat, dude.
Is he a shudder?
Nothing can impact.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, put your rollies up.
Nothing can impact LeBron's legacy.
He's the go, but it was a lot of fun.
Dude, your brain works so well.
I truly, I want to write like a book one day about how funny it is to take over minds of like fan bases because you just, what you were explaining, you can control their minds and the narrative so easily.
And that's what I did.
It was awesome.
You were speaking?
Just that army comment.
it.
Give them a common enemy,
control the army.
This is fun,
by the way.
This is fun.
This is also a lot of information
that is new to me.
Oh,
yeah, dude.
I feel like you are.
You know,
I know,
on the instruction.
Man,
I talked a little about it.
I didn't watch it.
JP's drunk and goddamn hiccups.
Hang on.
Let me get this slice out of here.
I love.
I'm not going to lie.
Make sure you get me.
Seeing J.P.
like this is.
Get up in that, JP.
See and J.P.
Like this is so fun, man.
JP's this isn't about me, man.
This is about you.
No, it's about all of us, man.
It's just a good time.
What was everybody's favorite part of today?
So today is Wednesday, like we said earlier.
We hit Media Row, Radio Row.
Colmpeer story is over.
Done.
I'm glad.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You cool with the Q&A?
What?
Like you're good with the...
Yeah, we're good.
I mean, the favorite moment of the day so far today?
Yeah, let's do it.
I got to be honest.
My favorite part of today.
I got two. Can I give two?
Yeah, of course.
Here's a guest.
One was we show up to that little event there.
And Joe Burrow's there.
And Taylor's like, oh, you're here?
Why don't you go ask Joe Burr to go on the pot?
I go.
All right.
Fuck it.
Watch.
I walk right up to Joe.
You need me?
No, no, no.
Sorry.
I walk right up.
Mitch needs to vaid.
Mitch is asking for the vape.
And I thought I was eating in the mic.
Mitch, you're distracting me, man.
Mitch just ass next time right now.
Pretty good throw.
But Taylor tells me to go up to Joe, so I'm like, I don't care.
I go right up to Joe.
I'm like, hey, man, Jeremy from Buzz and the Boys, we'd love to have you on.
Just at New Heights.
And he just looks straight at me.
He's like, man, I don't do podcasts.
I probably ain't ever coming on.
I'm just like, bet.
That's awesome, dude.
Nice to meet you.
He's real.
You're the man.
I walk away.
Taylor's like, hey, how to go?
I go, Joe said he ain't ever coming on the pod.
And then Taylor's like, hold on.
Let me go talk to him.
Taylor walks up to him.
Joe, we got to have you on the pod.
He's like, man, I ain't never coming on the pod, basically.
He's like, I don't do podcasts.
Best part about it, he goes, I don't do podcasts.
If I did, I'd probably be great at it.
That's what he says right to Taylor.
I believe him too.
And he's probably right.
And then we're like, hey, what about if we do, I'm like, training camp tour, we'll come by.
He goes, do you come in training camp?
I for sure ain't coming on the pod.
Taylor goes, OTAs.
And Joe looks at him, goes, I'll do OTAs.
And we're like, okay, we're coming.
Imagine holding that much power
That was that was fun
And then when we're leaving
And have that much hair
He's a good
He's a handsome fella man
He's tall as fuck
We gotta break down tonight
Just as a whole
Tonight was fun
You wanna break it down
Or you want me to tell my last one
I feel like if you're doing
Going through everybody's favorite
Parts of the night
We'll probably end up breaking down the night
That's true
That's true
And then my
You break it down JP
Wait wait
Hold on I got to tell this
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Oh yeah
All right
All right
So
Then I'm leaving
Taylor and I
We leave very early
Because I'm trying to be there
15 to 30
I said
I think I was there 15
which was awesome.
As I'm leaving,
I'm kind of bummed Jason's not there,
not going to lie.
You guys know that's my guy.
They didn't face-time me when they interviewed him.
Killed me.
I asked.
I asked.
I asked.
You were a Dolphins fan.
Oh, here we go.
But as I'm leaving,
Travis says bye and say, hey, man, see you.
And I turn right right after.
Who's Travis?
Travis.
Kelsey.
He came down and said, bye.
Daff him up.
I turn to the right.
Jason, fucking Kelsey in the building.
Wait, where?
Downstairs.
Taylor and I were shooting hoops when we were waiting for our Uber.
They went downstairs and shot it.
I told you, Clump was not.
He is literally on the corporate level.
He's high level.
He didn't go in with Taylor, but he did leave.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.
And guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called.
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed.
First people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers was...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast.
People could call in and say, hey Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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I love with us and shot hoops with him and Jason Kelsey.
No, didn't shoot hoops with Kelsey.
But as I'm leaving then, I say by to Travis, like I'm saying,
and Jason's right there, man.
And I'm like, Taylor,
gotta say bye to him i love i love you man so i walk up to him taylor does the nice thing of like
kind of like introduces me to him like big philly fan and i'm like i love you man i didn't know
what to say i cut you were drunk at the time too so it's like i'm like i love you bro i just didn't even
know it's like hey man i love you i'm like you're my all-time favorite philly athlete i go hey
when you were on busing no one facetime me and i was truly bummed because i wanted to just like
say hi i did you ask us to face time me i did he asked me he asked me
Is that in right?
He definitely asked me to.
I think he definitely asked everybody.
And I asked me.
He didn't ask the only reliable guy in the fucking room.
I mean,
fair.
I don't think you guys are better than I ask you.
I think I might ask you.
I'm more of a shot in myself.
It's okay.
But so I said that to him and he's laughing.
And then I'm like,
I don't know,
man.
Might have just been some drinks flowing.
I'm like,
man,
I don't buy jerseys.
I got your jersey.
Taylor's like,
all right.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's for our guests.
We like to give them a bottle of champagne
midway through their stories.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's just for you and Jason.
It brings a vibe up.
That's love, man.
Most of the guests do open it
just to see if they're like capable of doing that.
Yeah.
And I want to promise you that's not done on any podcast.
That's love, boys.
That's not.
We just interrupted your story.
Well, that's kind of part of like the bit
is we see who is capable of opening one of these.
But you got to keep telling this story.
I'll keep telling the story.
So Taylor kind of cuts me off.
I don't know.
You got to put a mic to your mouth there, brother.
You have enough enough enough.
I can help you open if you want.
Yeah, you get a lifeline.
No.
Oh, I don't want one.
So then, yeah, we leave.
Wait, so how do he respond to the FaceTime thing?
Him?
Yeah.
He said that's fucked up.
And I was, I agreed.
That is fucked up.
You guys didn't call me.
Gotcha.
That's crazy.
Did you ask Will or Taylor to face some of you?
Probably not.
I did not.
But you left the party with them.
Mm-hmm.
No, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
with Taylor
but
Jason was cool though
he's the best
he was also just
I don't know what food
he was eating
but he was fucking housing
Keynes maybe
maybe it was
he was just house
and food bro
no free show
it was everything I wanted
meeting Jason Kelsey
and it just made me
happy that
that's my
that's my favorite
Philly athletes
so you're like really
you're really a Philly fan
I'm really a Philly fan
yeah
I mean ask him
ask Clump
what his dog's names are
and that'll tell you
that's actually true
is he named after
a national split
your dog
I mean your first one was
no
wait who's your dog named after
which one he's got three
yeah three your girl dog
Harper
and you'd say oh
is she named after a nationals player
hey what up how old is she
how old is she
I don't know you never invite us over
so I never got to meet you dog
we should you guys would come over
we'd love to come over yes
we love him out with Jay Brady
actually all we've ever wanted
you guys should
but it's
I actually, Lynn's
had this whole thing.
I'll show you.
She had an invitation and everything.
She wanted to invite everyone over to watch football and have fun.
And I'm like, Lynn,
you didn't send it?
No,
Lindsay,
don't ever do this without my permission again.
This is a true story.
And I'm like,
Lynn's,
fuck.
It's kind of rude to,
like make people drive 30 minutes
to come to our house.
I feel like no 30 minutes.
I was like,
no one's going to come.
I don't want it to like be a thing.
Like,
people feel like they have to.
Dude, Mitch moves every two weeks.
That's nothing.
We have to go.
So we did not send it.
30 minutes is an easy drive.
We were going to do a football party on a Sunday.
But we'll have to do that if you guys would actually travel.
I don't know if we'd actually travel.
Dude, we would come to your house for a weekend.
We're in San Francisco doing a podcast.
2 a.m.
We'll come to Murphy'sboro.
I'm not in Murphy'sboro.
No, Juliet.
You wish.
You wish you're in Murphy'sboro.
I hate Murphy's bro.
What are you doing down there?
I do too.
Hey, Jack Jones, if you're listening, fuck you, bitch.
Why all hate the burrow?
Bro.
The only thing that's good in Murphy's bro?
I just want to hate stuff.
The only thing that's good in Murphy's bro.
And JP's going to get so hyped right now.
Checks wings.
The Czech's wings in Murphy's bro.
They got that shit down there?
Yeah.
It's so good.
All right.
This might be a wild tech.
It's kind of like zips.
But does that make checks not as cool?
In my opinion, a little bit.
But not that much.
Go ahead.
Pop bottles.
Damn.
That's our Don.
That's the dawn of
This is the thing, dude
I mean, it's in South Carolina
I've never seen it in my whole life
Chex is in South Carolina?
Yeah, I kind of think it's on their website
They just list a couple of cities
Just for ORA
But they actually only have one location
In the Nations and Murfreesboro
Exactly
So we're gonna have checks on next week
For an episode
We should get sponsored by chat
Who are you texting right now?
I was reading your text
You guys texted something
Guys so clump
We did text something
How many missed text messages
does everyone have their phone? Look right now.
You have 205.
I have 323 missed text messages.
Guys, so Clump is also our like Adam Schaefter, Ian Rappap of Porchams.
He's that guy when it comes to his phone.
Pretty much.
It's also crazy you only have the messaging and call app on your bottom row.
It's like, dude, have a little fucking fun.
What other app would you put down there, Clump?
Twitter and Instagram.
So do it right now.
Instagram's crazy, but like Spotify or SoundCloud or porn hub or like that's illegal, dude.
Come on, bro.
Are you going to drink this?
No, I'm drinking this.
You have a lot of pop classic cola, man.
It's fucking, it's great.
What, um, wait.
What was, uh, Mitch, what was your favorite part?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go over that.
Let's go over that.
Favorite part of what today?
Is that plain pizza?
Oh my God.
Here we go.
This guy and plane.
plain pizza.
My favorite part of tonight was probably when we went outside and we were hanging out with George.
Just literally just chopping it up about the most random, random shit.
And like he like, JP and Jack asked George a question because he, he responded to your Twitter or you know, he was like false claiming that I posted this one clip 20 times.
It was really I only posted twice.
And I was.
And he still remembered your name.
He did.
Well, he, I think you, he just said Hovey.
And then he said JP.
But yeah, but I think one of y'all said JP.
Damn, bitch doesn't believe that you have.
He doesn't believe you have motion.
I, bro, I know JP has motion.
Okay, don't get mad at all.
JP, like, you should have seen.
JP is the volume party.
So who said it then?
Because you're saying someone said, I don't know.
I was, I just heard it.
Was it?
JPMon
It may have been
But just shout out George
Common enemy
Apparently we are getting
Your jersey and you are the man for that
So thank you for that
And thank you for getting us into that party
So shout out George
So he's just so real
Dude he's so real
And he was stoked to talk to us too
As far as we know
I got a video
I was just like taking the vibes
He's gonna watch this to be like
I can send it to him
We did circle him
He's on crutches
I could send it to you
But I took a video
love the vibes with how cool it was.
And I'm like panning around.
And then you hear his wife go.
George, can you come inside?
And it's like,
yo,
he's just hanging out.
He said,
I'm talking to the busing guys.
And I have it.
I have the video.
He's just chilling with us.
What's funny is Claire Little,
George's wife proceeded to talk to us.
What do I say?
And we were circles.
Claire Little.
I mean,
she's not little.
She's tall and she's beautiful.
Iowa alumni.
Yeah.
Go Hawkeyes.
You know,
I'm more of a cyclones guy.
Iowa State.
but she proceeded to talk to us for like
another five minutes
she's shitting on San Diego
the two of them are the best honestly
they were so nice man
the kiddle things man
and shout out to Peter Raskin
she got the kiddle things wrong
shut out
P Raskinator
he's awesome
his suit tonight
fired
is that new
is that new nickname
the Raskinator
I think
Claire Little
she said that
G
G
What was your favorite time or favorite night of the moat?
Favorite.
You cannot cut that.
This is inside the bus.
Nothing gets cut.
What did you?
What was the mixture of words?
Buddy.
The might of the moment or not.
Do it even more.
I love the might of the moment.
Actually, we got to remember that.
That's segments.
That is a segment.
Somebody sell that at the moment.
Might of the moment.
My favorite part of the moment.
My favorite part of the moment.
the night was probably
all of us looking around
going hey I know this night's not done
where can we go and I texted
Delaney
and Delaney literally just said
come through God tier moment
Delaney I think it was no question
I think you coined it I think Delaney
is now the godfather
he might be the dog father
he's our boss for sure
but yeah that was my favorite moment for sure
yeah
for sure says
they don't show up, man.
Maybe, maybe like brother.
Say your fucking colorblind.
Uncle brother.
I said, who says they don't show up, man?
Delaney showed up.
This is getting off the rail.
No, but for real, though.
My favorite night,
my favorite part of the night.
My might of the night was
randomly texting the lady, be like,
what are you doing right now?
He was like, I'm over at New Heights.
Come through.
We're like, hey, we didn't get invited.
He's like, it doesn't matter.
Just show up.
Here with Delaney.
Show up.
Delaney gets us in.
And that was probably the coolest part of the day.
And then who did we see in there?
Oh, my God.
You need 20 minutes.
You really haven't.
You need the bubbly.
And then, gee, who did we end up seeing in the New Heights Party?
Who did we see in the New Heights Party?
One of my favorites ever roan.
Well, I'm talking about.
Taylor just being there.
Shut up.
Oh, shit.
Taylor, yeah.
Go ahead then, Mitch.
I'm just saying, I mean, I'm not saying nothing that she was there.
I'll say it's going.
Facts.
Delaney did say, Taylor here.
And I said, oh, for real?
He said, yeah, I'm with him.
I said, Ben, we're on the way.
Pulled up.
The lady comes to the front.
Y'all, the front or the VIP?
If no one's...
Day with me.
If no one wants to be brave enough to tell Taylor because he's watching this,
I think I have to be the one.
What are you going to say?
Wait, what are you?
You don't need to run this by anyone, man.
You're right.
Corporate.
Why don't you just look away?
Corporate clump.
Oh, wow.
You did.
Okay.
I don't even know where to go.
Great order.
Taylor kind of dogged us tonight, you know.
It wasn't his fault to begin with.
Right.
We were at the volume party.
We had fun.
We said we're leaving.
Come on, man.
You got to give everyone a chance.
We left him initially, but
We left him first
And we went to the
We said by
We said bye
We went to the Rubinators party
We expand our network
We were working
Quinn Ewers
Quinn yours was dope
Ferd
You checking him about UT was fucking hilarious
I did check him about UT
We met Furg
And just so people know
Tennessee has been established
Longer than Texas
Bro that shit was so funny
1892
Quinn was
Quinn was awesome
Awesome.
Quinn was a cool dude.
He was the man.
Taylor fucked us, man.
Yeah.
And not in a way where he could have gotten us in, but.
He didn't impact our night at all.
Yeah.
We got him VIP.
Oh, yeah.
You'd say that after you got a nice, comfy, warm ride home.
Wow.
How's your wish?
Let's get back on track.
All right.
So a lot of people have taken a lot of my favorite parts.
Where are we?
George, Delaney.
All that was great.
I have a.
like a this would almost be a shout-on-no-free shout-out type of a shout-out shout-out no-free shout-out
we don't do that on this show so one of my favorite moments of the night our guy ben that we were
talking to ben from san diego so when i first met him we're talking because i'm i knew his uh
his girlfriend marissa so we're us three are all talking and i was i forget what subjects we
were on but i look down and i'm speaking mid-sentence i see that we might have the same shoes on
And I was like, yo, are those Reeboks?
He looks down, hits this one.
They are.
So I think we have the same exact shoe on.
He was like, dude, we were destined to be homies.
And that was just such a great moment.
And we spent the next 30 minutes talking to each other, exchange numbers.
I talked to like five minutes.
And that guy, Ben was such a good conversation.
That place was a vibe.
Dude, it was cool.
It was packed.
I really enjoyed that party.
I had fun.
I feel like our friends were there, meaning, like, people we work with.
with and then extended people where it was kind of like we know you enough to talk to them and then even jp.
was chopping it up with shout out the pointer brothers bro for real shout out the pointer brothers man
it could not have been cooler so down to earth very approachable big pats fans too which kind of makes
feel bad because i just you know within two minutes i'm talking about niki milwari solid stashes too
sorry i took i took to their face i took a bronze i said first i took a silver medal
The one had the wax
Yeah, that's the younger brother
And he pulled out the wax
He said you need to get this
Twist curls on the mustache
And he just pulls out a little can of wax
He's like you just got to stay for hold on
He travels with the wax
Yes
He's a younger brother who's a little like
He's kind of just doing his thing
Yeah
Older brother
But not not one of the two that do content
No yeah both
So there's one
You said it in a way of like
Yeah just a little brother
It is there's two
The youngest brother who has the
the twisting mustache.
Right, right.
No.
I didn't have twins.
They're three years apart.
No, no, no.
I thought you were meaning like a third brother where I was like,
I think the third brother was at home.
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Best part of the weekend was getting to watch the Durs standards into Pro Bowl, bro.
He was diving.
people up icing it was so crazy to watch i can't live i got the witness in person and then jalen
hurts is out there and checkdowns on the jellan hurst threw an interception and did a tish push
fucking don't listen uh guys that's clump's quarterback they don't know ball they're pro bowlers
jack what was your favorite time of the night i'm worried where this guy probably this guy
this guy probably when we went to clums door because our whole days revolved around
narrative that we're going to do this podcast
and Clump was like we're going to do it loaded
so what did we today
tonight was our first night that we had like a party
we went out we have fun
we just kind of let the world
take us wherever and we got the text from Clump
hey if you guys are going to do this before 2 a.m.
I'll be ready.
We hit a three knock on his door
and he was there.
The fact is you guys listed a bunch of really good moments.
I don't know if it was a knock I think it was just two hums
that he answered in three seconds.
I was going to bring that up.
I've been waiting.
I saw those texts.
You up, you boys hit me with the U-Up text.
I'm like, hell yeah.
Yeah, of course we did.
I've been waiting.
Why do you make us pay you to come on though?
Yeah, let's address that.
Is it going to the Tula Foundation?
Yeah, we're going to know.
No, we ain't going to donate to Tua Foundation.
Where's it going?
So you guys have to get $88 before and you won't donate $20,000 now?
88.
That's crazy.
I mean, how many people are getting candy is.
I actually decided the money that they're going to pay me, I'm no longer accepting.
So you can cancel the wire.
I don't want it.
All right.
I'll take my $10 and then no back.
What's your favorite movie though?
I don't think I like that.
The town's,
I know outside of the town.
That's your favorite movie?
Yeah, it's just like one of those ones
that I just like always enjoy watching.
He's similar to Jared when it comes in movies.
For sure.
I'm not a big movie guy for sure.
You don't like superhero movies, right?
Other than sports media,
what is your fucking get your fucking rocks off?
Cooking.
Okay, what?
Chef Cuso?
Yo, Jack New.
Chef Cuso, shout out, Chef Cuso.
I love, like, food content creators.
I think they're awesome.
And Chef Cueso's a beast.
It's like consuming
chef content, not like cooking.
We're not like cooking.
Like, I love using a smoker, dude.
I'm a big...
When are you gonna have us over then?
That's what I'm saying.
Listen, we can come out and hang out with JJ.
You know when?
Multiple opportunities.
Lynn's been cooking up a new invite.
for Brady's birthday
When is his birthday?
In April
We have the same birthday April 11th
That's so sick
It is so sick
I can tell that
That's a fun story
But we're gonna have a birthday party
For Brady
And I'm cooking for it
And everyone's gonna be invited
From the bus
Were you mad or excited
When he was born on your birthday?
No, I made sure
He was born on my birthday
Damn, so you got it like that
Linz went into labor
At like six section
Linz went into labor at like 10 at night
This is a true story
She'll confirm this
Within two hours
So he delivered that
that baby. So she went into labor the night before on the 10th. I was like, wait a second,
if we get to the hospital and she delivers this baby for my birthday, I'm gonna be pissed.
So we're getting ready to go. We call the doctor. She's, by the way, the best. She's making my
birthday cake. We can stamp this too. In labor. She's the best. She's in labor. And I'm like,
what are you doing? She's like, I'm finishing your birthday cake before we go to the hospital.
She is, yo, you're nuts.
She's the best human being of all time. So I make her incredible fucking. She's the best.
for the wife and mother.
Wall was going to say like a chef or a baker.
She's amazing.
She's amazing.
So, but I get her to stop.
I'm like, yo, you're about to have a baby.
But then it clicks in my head.
If we don't get to the hospital, don't do that.
What do you do?
That was an accident, bro.
He thought it was his drink.
We're talking about Lindsey.
His was empty.
He tried to fill it.
But I'm like, wait, so we can't get there too soon because then show up the baby on the
10th.
And I wanted her to have the baby on my birthday.
So she's in the car waiting.
I'm like, oh hold on, I forgot something.
She drove?
No, she's sitting in the...
The way you were told it, you said,
you said so she's in the car waiting.
Hold on, I forgot something.
I'm like, hold on, I forgot something.
I go in, I'm thinking in my head,
I can delay the shit out of this.
I'm trying to go slow.
And I go back out.
I'm like, oh, wait, you need something.
This is real.
She will 100% confirm this.
I'm like, oh, wait, you forgot.
I'll go back in.
She said, we don't need it.
You need it.
You need it.
I go back in.
He's trolling his pregnant life.
I'm going slow.
Born.
He's born.
So I think, so then I'm like, all right, we'll go to the hospital.
Hospitals like 15 minutes from our house.
Mega troll.
I'm in the slow lane, bro.
Cruising slow.
Dude, you're diabolical.
I'm like, I'm hoping to God by the time.
She's like screaming at this point?
Not screaming, but she's like, oh, like, I'm having a baby.
Like, she's like, oh, I'm having a baby.
Like, I can feel it.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, we're going to, we're going to get.
It comes like, bro, we've been here before.
Hey, we need some gas.
Like, no, I'll get it.
But we're driving there.
And I made sure we got there.
It was like 11, 15.
And we're like, we got to go.
And I'm like, hold on.
I'll get all the bags.
She's like, no, we'll get the bags out.
I'm like, no, no, no, like, let's take it slow.
I get her in there.
They get her in.
They're like, hey, you got to deliver this baby.
Like, soon, we're going to get you in.
It was like 1145.
And they're like, we're going to deliver by like 12 something.
And I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go.
So they, I mean, that's to be one of the fastest births ever.
They get her.
Well, they get her C-section because he was, he was breached.
So they get her in, they prep her.
I think by like, it was like 1 a.m.
Then after the time, she had Brady on my birthday.
And it was breach and you were doing all that bullshit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just trying to try to make sure Brady's born on my birthday.
So, what's funny?
My brother-in-law and my niece, Izzy, they are born on the same day, and he was pissed.
Really?
I low-key kind of like it.
I think it's awesome.
I'm not a big, like, birthday fan, so it's, like, fun.
No, he was bad.
I mean, not like, you know, he was just like, what the fuck?
Yeah, of all the days.
You got 365 days.
That's so rare.
You and Jesus?
Wait till I see him.
Yeah.
Amen.
I think it's fun, dude.
It's really cool.
Wait till I see.
It's really cool.
But, uh, but, yeah.
Are you got any more kids?
Yeah, we're having one more, baby.
Yeah.
We're having one more, baby.
So what are you?
Because for our inside the bus crew as in.
You need.
one more for the starting five.
Are you naming a Willard?
I won't, I can't,
Linz won't want me to say the name publicly.
I'll tell you guys off.
What is it rhyme with?
Is it Will?
No,
no,
Dillard.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you off the camera.
Okay.
That's fair.
But we have a boy girl,
a boy name and a girl name picked out,
and we're not finding out right now.
We're just,
we're ripping it.
But before y'all's decided.
Dude,
I'm so excited they all about to have a baby,
a Tennessee native.
Tennessee native.
I didn't even think about that.
Did you have a name that was,
unrealistic that you like wanted though
for Brady yes what was it
bro you're gonna love Mike Brayble
Ramble I fought so hard
I mean till the till he
he was born the doctor's holding
and he's crying and I'm like
please can we name him
Bruce
I wanted to name Brady Bruce
Bruce Bruce would have been
so sick so she wanted Brady I wanted
Bruce we're in the hospital they're prepping her for surgery
not enough Bruce is not a
They're prepperative for surgery.
I'm every nurse, every doctor that comes in, I'm like, hey, what do you like better?
Bruce or Brady.
They're all saying Brady, Brady, Brady.
After Tom Brady?
Fuck these people.
Yeah, it's after Tom Brady.
Right.
Is it a super rule?
Is it really after Tom Brady?
It would have been that year that he won.
His middle name is Thomas, which is funny.
So it's Brady Tom.
Whoa.
You're not going to sit here and tell us it wasn't after Tom Brady.
It's not after Tom Brady, but that is funny.
But the doctor's like, the final doctor comes in.
I go, hey.
I don't know.
Bruce or Brady?
And he goes,
let's wait and see
what he looks like
and I think you should name him
off of if he's big,
Bruce,
if he's little Brady.
Brady comes out
the doctor holds him.
He's a puny little guy.
He's like,
I think he's a Brady.
I'm like,
damn.
I wanted Bruce so bad.
Imagine looking at your baby
and just be like,
hey Bruce.
That's funny as shit.
Yeah.
I think,
Lindsay thinks it's not funny
to like joke around
about naming your baby.
I'm like,
all right,
we'll name it real.
She's just as humans in life
It's rented anyways
You ever heard of the boy name Sue?
And then so this next one for a boy
I wanted to name him Dom
Big Dom.
Big Dom.
Because I wanted to call him Big Dom.
She's like,
She's like you can't
You can't like just name someone
Is this like a Philly sports person?
Hold on.
You got to get her out of the Matrix
Bro.
She's not seen the biggest base.
You're trying to name him after Dom
from Entourage.
Yeah, we need to clarify.
Clum's never seen Entourage.
He's still a fucking cat.
He's still like anywhere.
He did.
One of the best lines
in any TV show ever.
He stole that candy bar.
Like the way he delivers it,
yo,
Kevin Dillon,
great.
Great.
Great actor.
I mean,
drama's the best.
But is it after Dom from the Eagles?
Yeah,
Big Don.
I own name of Big Dom from the Eagles.
You know,
it's crazy?
I met Jason Kelsey in the car right home.
I'm like, man,
that was so cool.
The Taylor's like,
if you would have came earlier,
you could have met Big Dom.
I'm like, God,
I wasn't invited.
How long was Taylor out that party?
I'm like,
I want to meet Lane John.
Johnson was there.
Where to Will go?
I want to meet Lane Johnson.
You got to meet Cam Jurgens this week, though.
Cam Jurgens was sick.
He's awesome.
He was a really cool dude.
He just chopped it up.
We got to get him on the bus for real, though.
Like, he was actually cool.
He was Jurgens.
And he's a Nebraska guy, which is kind of crazy that, like, we haven't went out and got him.
I mean, good dude.
He's coming into his own.
Back to back, Pro Bowls, first team all pro.
Took over for a legend.
He was first team all pro.
Last year.
He felt a lot of.
He's a.
stud.
Creed Humphrey,
or not Creed Humphrey.
Who got first team all pro
center this year?
I think it was probably Creed.
Creed got AFC,
but,
or no,
it's,
you're right.
So he got Creed's first team
out pro this year.
The Eagles have Trevor too.
No,
he's out of the Cowboys.
What?
Since when?
Like mid-season.
Stop.
Is Zach still on the,
Browns?
Browns.
I think he got some,
he got some playing time.
Yeah,
shout out of him.
He's blocking him for sure.
Go ahead,
Clunt.
Look at them bubbles.
Diamond, dam, dam, diamond, diamond.
We've been going for 50 already.
Really?
We hadn't even started.
Yeah, I'll go as long as y'all want, man.
It is.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news, new?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called,
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to a...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
trend. But this one's extra
special. So how do we actually
come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember. I think it was
on a call about what we should call it.
We were thinking, I'm
originally calling it
one of the early names
of our band before Jonas Brothers
was... This is how
you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a
very different memory of this. We were talking about
a thing, a bit for the podcast,
people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then
I wrote down on my little notebook.
had Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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That's right.
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They called to his fellow officer for the nippers.
What are the nippers?
Very good question.
No, I was thinking, would that be a good name for like a salad dressing?
Simple assault.
And it's a play on word, salt?
Maybe not.
I say we invest and we see.
There's only one way to know.
This did not amuse the cops.
By the way, normally the cops are amused, but this did not abuse the cops.
Will even comes clean about some of his own crimes.
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Almost 2 a.m.
Oh, Mitch is getting sleepy, boy.
I'm seeing it.
Everybody yawning on all the cameras out of everyone I ain't on I'm just we haven't got the beast games
We do this get into okay
It you know so much in camera intro
She's got something no saying somebody intro the beast games
Well we'll actually save that to the end we're only we just started true
My fault so clump hey
Sorry somebody else go I was right I was gonna say you had some shit coming I know I didn't I was trying to think on
the fly. What else
we got, boys? What do we
want to know about Colum? I don't know.
I just... I want to know.
If I don't trust him anymore.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
After that old Bruce thing?
Yeah, we kind of
feel really bad for Lindsay.
Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this.
What else he got,
gee? I was just going to
ask, like, you know,
obviously you worked as a contractor before
joining us full time, but
when it was time to
come full time and
Will gave you the call or the text, the eyes
that feeling of
oh shit let's fucking run it back
One of the boys
One of the boys, yeah so I'm just sitting there
Stop motherfucker
It's just water, dude
Dude give the guy some grace
She's making just an accident
Oh for God I got
Peppers on these
Those aren't half
I can't.
What's the question?
That one was for Bruce.
That was for Bruce.
I was for Bruce.
I was grinding one night.
I was just working.
I remember it was like,
it was late.
It's probably like 9.30,
10 o'clock.
Oh, that's early.
That's late.
It's 2 a.m.
I'm right for me, man.
You up late,
I was working,
just hanging out,
and I get a text,
Will Compton.
I'm like,
what the fuck is Will Compton
text me for it?
Block them.
I look.
No.
He, uh,
It just says any interest in coming back to Bussin.
That's the initial text.
Do you have a date on when this was...
I'm trying to put a timeline in my head.
Oh, no.
I could look, maybe.
Mitch played a bigger game over there.
I see what you're on.
That's not checkers right now.
Was it Jan 6?
Was it sometime in late September?
Wake me up.
We're going to see them later this week.
I am so excited.
to see them play holiday
Green Day. It's going to be awesome. We're going to
see Green Day in a couple days. Are you
trying to put together the
storyline of like what I think you're
trying to put together? Yeah.
Damn. We're all about
the storyline.
I can't read the date, but
why? I got it.
What are you asking for?
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
You can't say the date.
Well, I don't know.
The date doesn't mean anything. Is it the tampering
period? Yeah, you're good. You're good right now.
For all the context we've given, I would say you're good.
What do you mean?
I'm confused on what is.
I'm just asking.
Am I getting caught in a trap?
No, literally no trap.
I'm literally just curious for my own self as to when he reached out to you just for the period of events.
Yeah, we're trying to build a story here, dude.
The tier ones love to know the bus and timelines.
Right now, there's a gap.
It was a really awkward one.
Yeah.
Maybe we don't post this episode.
Yeah, don't post this episode.
It was, it was, it was, it's pretty early in the process of everything.
If you don't want to say it, you don't have to say it.
It was in January.
So, January of 25?
Yeah.
So did you initially say no?
That's not at all what I was thinking.
Did you initially say no?
No.
I, uh, I just said, I hit him back the eye emoji.
And then he called me.
and we talked for like an hour basically he was just kind of have you had a conversation that long
with will since then yeah oh yeah what do you mean yeah yeah for sure clump is the guy that like
any type of meeting that has to take place with will and taylor he's the one that facilitates it
yeah almost for the people that are listening he's almost will and taylor's handler's
handler today on on radio room we need some more respect i don't you're not a handler we need
some more respect yeah handler is like i it's it's a it's a like it's a like it's a like it's a
It sounds bad, but that's...
You know the handler?
The vibe I'm getting from, like, the recruiting guys and all that.
I'm like, don't call me that.
You're the direct, like...
Yeah, that's not you.
I know we say, like, in emails, whenever I loop you in, I feel like I say director
of digital, but are we set on that title or is it?
I'm down with the title.
No, I think we move it to CEO.
It's the Don.
I like, uh, Sews from Van Duel.
Shout out to Sews.
She calls me, uh, Chief of Staff.
That's a fun one.
I like that one.
I feel like that's a good one.
Maybe just, yeah.
Maybe general manager.
You're literally
You're literally
Oh wait
What'd you say
General manager
Type shit
Hey
Just Howie Roseman
You already have a dog
I don't know
Hey would you rather be
Howie Roseman
Or Dom
Who is your favorite animal
My favorite animal?
My favorite pet
And color
Cooper Cooper
Harper
I love Cooper
Dejean
So Harper's cute
She's great
Is Cooper Dejean?
No he was
Cooper's like
14 years old
Oh Cooper's an old
boy
He had to
After Riley Cooper
It was yeah
It was Riley Cooper
That was nice
That might be a joke
That may be a joke
That may be
Clem's favorite player of all time.
Hey! Hey! Come on,
though.
We're recording.
Where was I going? What am I even talking about?
Uh-oh.
We had a few things.
Oh, Will, Will, Will. Will calls me.
We talked for a while.
And I remember getting off the phone.
I was just, like, pacing. I was in my garage.
It was cold.
I'm just pacing in the garage.
Like, this is a crazy conversation.
In my head, I was like, this is, I never in a million years.
Why was just so crazy?
Growing up by the way.
I just never thought Will,
like, I never thought Will would call me back because like when I, when I left bus and it sucked
because I obviously loved working and it was like you guys, the boys are awesome. And I remember
saying to Will, I'm like, hey, this ain't a lot. I think I texted the group message too. Till the
next time or something. It's like, man, I hope that one day I can somehow come back.
We need to change the passwords because of you. Really? Yeah. I mean, I didn't want to because I
know you wouldn't tune on us. We changed the passwords to clump. Just your, your, your, your history.
and everything.
That's crazy.
I never do this.
We do that for everybody.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I thought you meant just because of me.
I'm like,
I never do that.
No.
But,
uh,
we need for the guy that replaced,
you know.
Gotcha,
gotcha, got you.
That's coop calls Voldemort.
We,
uh,
we,
so we talk for a while.
And,
uh,
he's like,
it was,
it was way more,
like a first conversation.
It was way more advanced than I ever thought it would be.
And I'm like,
holy fuck,
this is kind of crazy.
It's a real ass conversation.
It was a real conversation.
It was a real conversation.
like I got off the phone
I'm like man
I want to do this
I don't think Lins is going to go for this
at all
this is the goat though
bro I'm like I'm nervous
I'm like dude I don't know how to do this
and what's crazy is at the time
of that
the day before
I can't this is like
kind of weird I got a huge job offer
before
the day before
from I can't
I can't actually, I'll tell you off.
What's it rhyme with?
No, no, no, I, I truly can't.
But I got a huge job offered.
I'm a college football coach to go be the head of media.
NPES.
I can't.
I promise I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't say what it is.
But I think I got a, I think I know.
I got a huge job offer to run media for a college football team.
And I was like, hey, Lins, you want to move there?
She's like, hell no, I ain't fucking moving there.
Like, no way she wanted to do that.
And I'm like, all right, this kind of sucks.
I think I know what it is.
Do you know what it is?
I think you're.
If you guess it right, I'll say, I'll say it.
Colorado.
I'll both give you, I'll give you all one guess.
If you're wrong, I'm not giving them.
Colorado.
No.
I said North Dakota State.
No.
Lehigh.
You know, like, the right idea of like shitty weather.
Yeah.
Is it a big turn?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
He said.
Same shitty weather.
Binghamton.
And you said SEC?
Up that way.
I didn't hear that part.
Syracuse.
It was a school up that way.
Northeast?
Yeah, northeast.
Maine.
Northeast.
Buffalo.
You're getting very close over there.
Hey,
Albany?
No,
no, but okay.
I'll tell you.
I promise I'll tell you all.
You don't get to say.
I'll tell you off.
I'll tell you off.
And so she was like not about it.
I know.
I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Basically.
basically offers me another job and I'm like,
Lynn,
I'm not fucking around right now.
Will just called me and basically asked
if we want to move the whole family to Nashville.
And she's like, yeah, let's do it.
I'm like, oh shit.
Okay.
Great.
That's how quick it was.
That literally that, that it was that quick.
She's like, let's do it.
How scared.
You're like, we're definitely having another baby.
This is like a real conversation.
Like that's like for me, I would be shitting myself.
asking my wife, my
I was nervous as fuck.
Like how quickly after the phone call did you then ask Lins?
It probably, I, uh, I probably pace in the, the garage for like maybe like 15, 20 minutes of like,
like, I don't know how to approach this because I knew she just said, ain't no way we're
moving to this college.
Your step count was high that day.
Yeah.
I was nervous.
But then I was like, I might as well just ask.
She's going to say no anyway.
So I'll just call Will back and be like, yeah, I can't do it.
And she said, yeah.
And I called Will back that night.
And it was like, hey, I'm in.
That's so fucking.
He's like, no, you're, I'm like, dude, let's figure it out.
I'm in.
And then in Will fashion, don't hear from him for like two weeks.
And I'm texting him.
No replies, bro.
I'm like, all right.
Never mind, Lins, we ain't moving to Nashville.
Yeah.
And then out of nowhere, it's like a Thursday midday.
I'm like not even thinking about it much anymore.
This is what month now?
probably
Before after the Super Bowl
Probably around the Super Bowl
I don't know exact dates
But it was like it was close to when
This is the New Orleans Super Bowl
Yeah yeah yeah
It would make sense like almost just out of year
It would make sense that it's around
Yeah it was around that time
Just from my experience
Yeah
So I guess yeah January it was like two three weeks
And then he just calls me
ran a midday.
I'm like, what is going on?
And he's like, hey, man, let's like, let's get it all done.
And I'm like, oh, sweet.
Like when you want me to like start?
He's like, you good for like March 1?
I'm like, uh, three weeks, two weeks.
I'm like, I mean, I can, yeah, I mean, we can try to figure out.
You're aware my kids are in school, right?
You can try to figure that out.
No.
Basically, I'm like, yeah, we'll, well, yeah, sure.
And like in my head, I'm like, I'll make it work.
I get off the phone.
I guess, yeah.
My wife's a teacher, by the way.
That's the worst part at this point.
Hold on.
Linz is teaching.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, Lindsay was an elementary school teacher in Pennsylvania.
So.
She had an answer?
What?
No, she was at executive education.
She was at charter school.
So Will gets off the phone with me.
And I, I, that's where it's started.
I, shut up.
I call, I call Lindsay.
I called her like three times while she's teaching.
It was midday.
She's not answering.
She's like, is everything okay?
I'm like, no.
Call me back.
She calls me in mid-school.
I'm like, lunch.
I'm like, yo, we got an issue.
She's like, what's the issue?
I go, Will wants me to start in March.
I don't know how.
She's like, I got to give 30 days notice.
We can't.
So that's why I started from Pennsylvania.
You started like April in, in office?
What?
April.
April 1st.
It was my first day.
So we found a house.
We found a house and everything within like,
less than 30 days.
We should have known
Clump's first day
was April Fool.
I feel like that is,
that is everybody's job
or like everybody who recently got hired
like or however,
whatever.
That is everybody's story.
Like, hey,
can you start a week from now?
Can you start two weeks from now?
And it's like,
I got to uproot my entire life right now.
Like I had to move in a week.
JP,
you were working in Florida at the time.
Like,
Klump had to move into,
like relocated its entire family.
I relocated my entire family.
I relocated my entire.
family in like a month and a week or something like that. We got it done. But mid school year.
Mid school year. It's crazy. Crazy. Those poor kids. Bro, I,
Linz will hate that I tell this story, but I still till this day, always tell her. She
ruined all those kids' lives. I'd say all this time. I go, they're scarred for life.
They're the funniest joke. I'd be like, are you serious? Like, think about like how much they love you.
I'd say, I'm like, they'll never, I say the love thing. They'll never be able to have love again.
you have ruined their trust and love
I do it all the time
but y'all be doing some crazy parenting
yeah yeah in the best way
yo the Alcatraz tech she's like
JJ was scared that I was in jail and she goes
yeah if you don't listen to mommy you'll be there
100%
Lynn's the goat Lynn is a goat
She's so fucking funny dude
Shout out Lins
I'm like fuck Drake Mae's wife Lindsay's
Yeah yeah
Bake miss okay
Honestly don't like I
You never had
Congratulations, Miss May.
She looks like she makes fire.
She don't make fent cookies, man.
She don't.
We keep referring to fent cookies.
Lindsay makes a lot of desserts and Clump brings them to the office and everybody smacks them.
Mitch being.
I'm the biggest culprit of it all.
And I ask Clump of my, hey, is there something special in here?
He's like, yeah, there's fentanyl.
There's not actually fentanyl.
There's not, but there's a special ingredient in them things, man.
There's fentanyl in it.
Love, love, man.
It's a little.
but love.
L-O-V-E, man.
Sushabobo.
Your family is awesome.
It's fun,
they're the best.
And I love when you bring the boys
to the shop.
Dude.
I love when Audrey's here.
Jay,
Jay rips, dude.
He,
what's cool about Jay's?
Like,
obviously,
we won't get into it,
but like knowing that he had
all that shit going down
and like,
now he's just like back
to ripping around again.
He's just fucking best.
You guys had a very tough,
were you guys in the car?
I don't think.
I think it was just,
Bill Taylor and I, you guys might have been in.
They were, like, worried about, like, Jay recovering and stuff from everything that was going on,
like his school, how he could do.
And they just tested him, like, two days ago.
And he got a hundred on everything, which is so cool because they were like, they were a little worried about him.
Football season loading.
Bro, football season's going to be lit.
Oh, coach club.
So we got to celebrate, bro.
I'm coaching and it's going to be fucking, we're going to win.
Celebrate.
They're like, it ain't about winning.
I'm like, you're in the wrong.
You're an idiot.
You're going against Clay's team this year.
That would be electric.
Yo.
He's probably,
LA.
Call him.
You're going to die right now.
You're going to die.
Call him.
We're in L.A.
flying from Samcom.
I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys this.
You're going to be mad at me.
I sit down at my seat.
And this guy's like super nice to me.
Super nice to me.
He's like, hey, man.
Busman of the boys, like huge fan.
I'm like, oh, that's awesome.
He's like, hey, you know, I used to drive the bus actually back in the day.
for Budweiser
He goes, I used to drive the exact bus
Didn't believe him. I don't believe that.
He starts showing me pictures.
He starts showing me pictures.
He's like, and dude, I have an even funnier connection
to the pod.
And I'm like, oh, what's your connection?
Did you tell him I drive?
And he goes, uh,
he must not know the rules.
He goes, you know, you know, like,
the Clay Matthews story about him losing
the Little League football game.
And I'm like, yeah, what do you mean?
He goes, I'm the coach that beat.
him the head coach right oh no way goes yeah here's the game winning touchdown play here
oh my god bro that's him right there jumping up and that clay just on the other side
he got an undisciplined team they got an undisciplined team and he he showed me that video
i'm like hey can you send me that so i the video was i fucking forgot till right now but hey that guy's sick
he ripped that guy drove the bus that video was garbage what i was he drive the bus he was he
He did not drive the bus.
We had John, dude.
How back in the day, before the bus was sold to us.
And where did he drive it to?
Okay, so he didn't drive our bus.
He's an ABI.
I know, but is he a pedophile?
No, but they said that that
NASCAR bus at a NASCAR race.
He said he drove it to Daytona or something all the time.
That's what he told me.
So did Eric Church.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
Oh my.
Dale Jr.
Look him up.
Taledagia.
He's legit.
He's kind of legit.
He's kind of like that.
He should have one inside the bus.
Is he on the files?
No.
What are we doing?
We ain't doing this.
Nope.
I may have to wrap here.
He's trying to go to bed so bad.
I might not be too far behind him.
Yeah, I mean, I'll go to bed, honestly.
We've been...
If Jeffrey Klump just admits it...
Over an hour.
Jeremy Epstein.
You hear this?
I give them my time for free.
This is what they do.
Clump sign us off.
You're one free.
any last things you want to get off your chest
I just want to thank you guys man
This is fun
I wish I wish I could find more time to do inside the bus
Sometimes I just am dying during the week
And it sucks when I like walk out of a meeting
I'm like should I go up there
I don't want to like intrude or anything
But intrude can we at least get you
The fact that you even think about coming up
Walk on the pod mid pod
But like that's the best
That's what they inside the bus is inside the bus
Also
I think we should consider having a, this being part one.
Oh, this is.
I'm down.
I appreciate you guys.
Part two.
So far.
Dude, this Super Bowl trip has been a lot of fun.
I feel like we've had some, some adversity, but it really has been kind of ripped, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Been a lot of fun.
Outside of the food, I feel like we have really fucking dropped the ball on going out and getting good food.
Speak for yourself, man.
Yeah, the boy's been getting it.
I know.
I'm talking to myself today.
I text G.
I'm like, oh, the place is right next to me.
I walk there, can't find the truck.
I'm like, where the fuck is this truck?
Can't find it.
So I'm walking around.
Oh, maybe it's on the other side because he sent that text.
I go to the other side of the street.
No fucking truck.
I look.
I'm like, oh, there's multiple of these restaurants in San Fran.
I walked to the other side of the fucking area.
So I had to go 30 minutes the other way.
It sucks.
I didn't even eat food before I went to that, which blew, dude.
That sandwich, though.
I was going to say, I saw you have a little bit of the.
Well, I go Mitch.
You know what I here.
Sandwich.
game has been elite here.
That sandwich was nice.
Shout out deli board.
Shout out deli board.
So you ate it?
It has.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was good.
I had that in Kevin's natural food.
Hey,
no way.
You just did that.
Kevin's rock.
Mid pot.
I got to call.
But for real.
Uh, you guys rock.
So,
you guys rock this trip's been ripping, dude.
It's been a lot of fun.
Oh, eat that sandwich without me.
For the selfie.
You wanted it?
It was for you?
No, dude.
Hold on you.
I just don't think you actually ate it.
No, I did.
I sat behind Mitch.
I had to cover him.
Oh, in that little corner.
Oh my God, bro.
I fucking knocked it out.
So this week, obviously we're at the Super Bowl.
This is everybody here.
We're recording inside the bus episode.
Next week, we actually have the week off.
So Coup, Jared, Shirm, Derek, chef, Matt, all the boys back at home who didn't make the trip.
They will be.
recording an episode themselves and that'll be the episode next week we need everybody in the
comments we need everybody we need you to comment a team or b team yes as coop coined it the b team
is back home in nash so that's an a team move right there so that be looking at looking out for
that next week we'll catch y'all thank you clump for joining us appreciate part one part one i'll do
fucking part as many as you want this is so fun at least one a quarter i think
I think I think this is again
every now and then I go on camera
I'm sweating I'm nervous this was fun
I just gotta get some drinks in
How much time have we given going?
Hour 15
That's too much for you
We got plenty of time
But it's also 2 a.m.
Should we dip back into the two and on stuff?
You want to tell me that I'll tell the story
Actually for the post credit show
We need you to tell us how you invented
It's just in all right
All right. That could be part
It's the post show right now
Should we tease it at the end?
You stay tuned for part two
Do you wait do you want to explain beast games
Or we say we say
I swear it's actually insane
And
And cut
All right perfect
No Mitch didn't get it
Mitch didn't get it
Did you stop it?
He can't hey Mitch
You can handle that in post
You'll appreciate this
Hey hold on
You'll appreciate this
No we're not done yet
Last thing Mitch
I'm kind of
When I used to
In my party days
My party trick was
always when everyone was kind of smoked up having fun and like the vibe was good.
You're really sneaking this one.
Or or when people were.
Thanks guys.
No, wait, you'll love, you'll love this.
Pick it up.
Game cut.
You knew that?
I told you.
See, you don't even, you remember the flag football captain's name that's better than Patrick
Mahomes, but you don't remember telling me this.
CTE, man.
I put a lot of hits.
I'm kidding, dude.
Go ahead.
I did tell you.
Hey, well, you cut this and go ahead.
And cut.
Go ahead.
And that's inside the bus, boys.
Appreciate y'all have me on.
Stay tuned for part two.
Part two.
Coming two weeks.
Part two.
I invented Nikki smokes at Barstlese.
Part two incoming.
Bang.
Bang.
That is crazy.
You just said that.
Hey guys.
It's us.
The Jonas brothers.
I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
We created our own podcast called.
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast.
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite.
Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends.
Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman helped make.
You funnier. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel,
help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Every family has its secrets.
But what happens when you discover that your dad has been living a double life?
That is not the look of an innocent man.
Is everyone lying to me about who they are?
I felt such desperation.
I felt it was what I had to do.
Listen to Deep Cover the Family Man
on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is Saigon, the story of my family
and of the country that shaped us.
From IHeart Podcast, Saigon.
You don't think I'm sorry.
serious about a free Vietnam? One city, a divided country, and the war that tore America apart.
This is for Vietnam. They're pouring patriots all over here. Freedom for Vietnam!
There's a fire coming to this country and it's going to burn out everything.
Listen to Saigon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.
