Bussin' With The Boys - The Super Bowl Pod FT. Jeremy Klump | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

Recorded: February 4th 2026 | Welcome back to a very special episode of Inside the Bus. This week the boys are out at the Super Bowl hitting all the events and parties. The boys actually just got home... from a party and recorded this at 1am in the morning. So needless to say, the boys are a bit tuned up. The boys are also joined by a very special guest, the nutty professor himself, Jeremy Klump.The guys get into Klump's journey to Bussin', how he started Tuanon and his journey in social media. Be prepared for some off the wall convos and some just good laughs. Be sure to tune in next week as the boys who didn't travel to the Super Bowl, record a pod themselves. Enjoy the Friday hang and as always, much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:09 That's your camera. Yeah, exactly. Come on. Also, the Pecoran. This wasn't even staged either. This is just, we're going off the rip. It's episode 35. What time is it right now?
Starting point is 00:01:21 It is just so you all know, it is 107. AM? Pacific Central. Pacific time Pacific standard time Pacific Standard time Pacific Central Standard For y'all watching this on the East Coast
Starting point is 00:01:36 It is 4 a.m. your time That's nuts On Wednesday February 5th That's nuts It's episode 35 Unfortunately My number in high school
Starting point is 00:01:49 My freshman year was 35 Because you're we freshman You get demoted But you got to take prize crazy Lord. You actually took over an iconic number after 35 that not a lot of people listening are going to know about, but you took over. Jason? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Jason Springer. Jason Springer. He was an absolute dog. And now he's two years older than us and he's a big CrossFit guy. And people. Imagine taking over like wide receiver one's number when you were coming up. Been there done that. So two people on this podcast have done that.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I was, you and Jeremy. I was number 40, though. Damn. No, I didn't, I didn't take any. 40's a grinder number where it's like, you gotta prove something. The best basketball player at East Side High School, he was 35. Devaris McGowan's, shout out DeVaris. Was he a sniper?
Starting point is 00:02:45 Nah, he was like a six-five. Six, five. I mean, he played guard in college, but in high school basketball, he was playing, like, Power Forward. He was playing one through four. Just wrecking kids? Yeah. Isn't it so sick when kids are good? We haven't even, do we introduce?
Starting point is 00:02:59 You're speaking. Who gives a fuck? All right, why don't you introduce yourself? No. The pride of Nazareth, the savior of Pennsylvania, and the icon of Ithaca. Oh, my God. Hey. Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:03:13 What's your real name? Willard. Holy. Let's go. Jay Willard. Jay Willard. Jay Will. Jay Will.
Starting point is 00:03:19 That's what the boys calling you here. Hi. Jay will. Oh my. Which boys. The boys back in high school. That's great. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:26 After that, after that incredible intro, too. Trying to do that. We're doing that already. Is Donald to your friends? Why don't you let our listeners get to know you? Tell us who you are, what you do and why you're here, and why you want to be here. And your favorite movie. Favorite color or two.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I'm just here so I don't get fine, but what's your name? Donald Klump. Donald. Donald Trump. My name is Jeremy. lump. Put your hood down. No,
Starting point is 00:04:00 do what you want. I'm going to put the hood down. No, I like the hood up. Yeah. It's cozy. Come on, man. That's J. Willie.
Starting point is 00:04:06 That's Jay Will. Willard. Willard's a sick middle name. It is. Yeah. My name is Jeremy. I work at Bustin with the boys. Hanging with the boys, man.
Starting point is 00:04:20 What do you do with Bustin with the boys? Pretty much anything. For the guys in the comments, they're like, who the fuck is that guy? Everybody Not that there are But like Answer there might be Everybody has heard of the name
Starting point is 00:04:31 Clump But they just don't know Like this is their Introduction to Clump other than him saying I don't want to be in videos I was gonna say Every custom social ad
Starting point is 00:04:41 Oh shit Mitch okay That's our producer Mitch I was gonna say though That I got a demotion It kind of makes me happy If everyone doesn't know I am
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah I just do Basically Anything and everything I can that bussing to make things easier for people, have fun. Are you sound familiar? Are you two and on? Yeah, that is.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Is that who that is? It is, bro. I thought I recognized that voice too. Like, even though it's an internet voice, like, you know it when you read it. Miami Dolphins culture knows what we're talking about. Can you please just, like, give the people what they want? Like, you're really, you're stringing it out. So for people who want to know, Jeremy Klump is our director of
Starting point is 00:05:26 Digital or head of house Yeah, Beast Games alumni I like the head of the show that I heard you said that I'm like what the fuck is that I like that I like that Jeremy Klump is our head of house I like that What's even more fucked up
Starting point is 00:05:39 Those Jeremy Klump used to work Under me I know I keep looking at his camera I'm sorry Hey we throw me my vape too For all the viewers out there Yeah dude I had a few drinks I'm gonna smoke the babe
Starting point is 00:05:53 It's you know We're in Chinatown It's currency Aren't we in the financial district? So Jeremy Klump used to be a contracted worker for us. He ran socials for us. He understood media. And we gathered him from a,
Starting point is 00:06:09 he was a beat rider essentially for the Miami Dolphins. Gathered. If they did not. Wander gathered. Gathered to a while. If they didn't have press passes, but please just explain. We need a little bit of background lore.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Explain at least a little bit before. And don't be weird about it. I won't be weird about Tune on thing just because Radio Row and being even at like opening night was so funny to run into some people who, uh, who knew me from Dolphin's Twitter, which was just, it made it that much better. Right. But, uh, basically, you got interviewed. I've, I've, I've got interviewed by people because of your past. That is the number one Miami Dolphin Sports, uh, podcast right now. That'll be our.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Donovan McNabb was right. Dude, that's up. They said, holy shit about two and on. That'll be our trailer for this. This episode is Colum getting interviewed by the biggest Dolphins podcast. That guy, Bobby is his name, but they run the dive bar. Dude, they're great. They actually, they interview a bunch of Miami Dolphins players, but he just kind of knew me from Dolphins Twitter.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Just being a troll and doing the Tune on shit, which is hilarious. But yeah, during COVID decided that social media is really fun and easy. So I was like, I'm going to fuck around and take over. I'm like, I'm going to take over a fan base for fun. And I went through, I was like seeing which fan base didn't really have much of a voice. And I was like, hey. So mad at you. The Miami Dolphins fan base kind of sucks and they suck.
Starting point is 00:07:36 And I'm going to be able to like get in there and just become like the voice of the Miami Dolphins fan base. And I did in the worst way possible because as I kept growing, I'm like, wait, I could write about them too. I get a job offer and then I start covering the dolphins. Before I know it, I'm a credentialed media reporter for the Miami. I'm in, I'm in the 2000. Later. Meanwhile, you're living where? Pennsylvania. When I first saw you on Twitter, I legitimately thought that we were going to be hiring a beat rider from the dolphins. Yeah, that that fires me up, which means I've done my job very well.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Why is his handle Professor Clump? Or Nutty Professor. Notty Professor. Excuse me. Yeah, you are still that in my phone too. I love that. Yeah. I, uh, the nutty.
Starting point is 00:08:19 So where, so you get a credential media pass as you essentially infiltrate a pro level organization, the Miami Dolphins. Once you get the credential, what do you start doing? I honestly am like, it's fun, but like I can actually, I can do this for real. I start making like a real like salary. Like I'm getting paid to cover the Miami Dolphins, which is. And you, you grew up a Philly fan. I'm not my whole life.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Just basically like my, my parents. No, no, continue. No, no, we're on a good role. When did you start liking the Eagles, man? When I was a kid, but my, my mom and dad won the Super Bowl. No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. They, uh, my parents weren't really big into football.
Starting point is 00:09:03 I have a family. No one was really into football. So I kind of just got into it myself. I see you. So where did it? No, we're looking. Dude, you're all, you're on a good role. I might be cross side.
Starting point is 00:09:13 It's 4 a.m. Well, here, I want to ask this question. You're looking. Yeah, I'm looking at you. You're talking. Were you an Eagles fan or had you jerked off first? That's a. crazy thought.
Starting point is 00:09:26 You got to really think about that. Okay. That's a good answer. Amen. Continue. So it's my question, like, where did the two and on and how did the two and on stop? So are we going to talk about beast games? And we just only got to talk about, we can talk about two and on.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That's fine. We have to start somewhere. Yeah, I love two and on started, uh, just because I was, I was like the biggest to a fan. That's how I took over the Dolphins Twitter because Dolphins fans love to a, so I basically like two is a savior, two is a savior. And when I realized that I had them, uh, I was, I'm like, I got these guys. And I'm like, it's time to turn heel and be the Tua hater.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And it was when training camp started, day one of training camp. I forget the years. I'm fucking tired right now. So I forget in the years. But day one of training camp, Tua showed up third to training camp. And I tweeted, you hate to see your quarterback not be the first one to show up. Oh, you wish your leader would be first one there. Incredible bait, too.
Starting point is 00:10:24 It fucking went so viral. It was insane, dude. And I just remember, my wife, Lindsay, who I loved here. Shout out, Lindsey. We're just, shout out, Lindsay. We're just sitting in a car, and I'm like, babe, I'm worried. I'm getting hate DMs. I'm getting death threats, like truly mean shit.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And you're not living in the state of Florida. Bro, I'm in Pennsylvania not even giving a shit about the dolphins. I truly didn't even care. I just was like, oh, they're probably getting it so mad. Never expected it to blow up the way it. did it turned into a new story it was on nfl network espn people being like oh too was not the first one there it was a big thing and it was just me fucking around and when i realized oh shit if i turn on toa this could be this could be a lot of fun this could be this could be awesome so i turn on toa i write
Starting point is 00:11:15 an article that goes viral that uh see through it right now you're trying to what i read an article that that that tua tungavilo is is Sam Bradford 2.0. Ugh. And bro. That's crazy. You still believe that? No,
Starting point is 00:11:31 Sam Bradford's better than two. You're kidding. You're kidding me. Sam Bradford is not better than two. Bro, Tua stinks. Will Compton Sacks. At what point of Tua's career
Starting point is 00:11:41 is he better or worse than Sam Bradford? When Bradford played for Chip Kelly on the Eagles, of course. Bradford had a great year. One year, one year. Can we continue? Yeah. So I realized, hey this is a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I can really like, I'll just be the guy who says too is not good and people will hate me but they loved me so much so now they don't know what to do. So I do that and then I'm like, hey, how do you come up with that?
Starting point is 00:12:07 We had a group chat with a bunch of dolphins fans. I'm going to forget what the group chat name was. Because it's a slur. No, oh my God. Okay. And we'll be right back with this ad. This episode is presented by it.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Oh my. Yeah. All right, we're back. We're back. And. And cut. Perfect. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We'll go over that. Yeah, we'll have to get that. But, you'll see. It's good. But, uh,
Starting point is 00:12:36 so we were in this group chat. And then we basically were like, hey, we all started becoming two a haters. And we're like, how can we make this even better? So we created two and on. Well,
Starting point is 00:12:46 you say we? How many people are we talking? Like your crew. That was me plus seven. So it was eight people. Squad. Are you guys like meeting up in person? Like,
Starting point is 00:12:54 Whiteboards? Or is it all just online strategy? All on Twitter. You're still in Pennsylvania. I'm still in Pennsylvania. Are the majority of these people are majority of these people from Florida? Some of them. Maybe like half.
Starting point is 00:13:07 You probably got it regionally so you can cover the whole country. One's in Jersey. I won't say his name because he never wants to be exposed. But one I became like actual friends with. You should say. Is it? I can't. Do we meet him tonight?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Is it Chris? Did we meet him tonight? No, he's in Jersey. Is his name? I can appreciate that. But if no one else, signed an NDA, I would like you to expose them. Not expose him, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Just so you know there is zero cuts in inside the bus. What is it rhyme with? His name is Sordy. F.E. Jephy. Sorsby. Shordy. Sorbsby.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Sordy is a great dude. Sorsby. But we basically all were like, hey, let's create Tune on and make this secret society that's like anyone that hates Tune's the worst. So what we did was we attacked me through Tuneon. and we attacked sortie and the other people who hated to us. Genius. Genius.
Starting point is 00:13:57 So then what we were doing was we were rallying all the troops against ourselves, but we were just purposely, it was against us. So we were controlling every narrative we wanted. And it blew up so much. We started recording. I have videos. Because what's the best way to bring people together? Give them a common enemy.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Hey, and when you control the enemy and the army, it was truly incredible. All right. Hey, that's all. It's 5 a.m. and you're just ripping it turns into I'm wearing a fucking Miami I'm wearing a dolphin like mask recording videos being like
Starting point is 00:14:30 Tua is the best quarterback in the NFL Brian Fores is attacking him and like we put like a dub like a voice over over it it turned like the Joker would send the public in Batman he didn't know Batman yeah no that's tough you are guys
Starting point is 00:14:46 yeah it's crazy favorite movie though the town probably that's my way to bring it back Good movie. But, uh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:56 so we start recording videos and, uh, it starts getting viral. Shout out to Big Cat, who we did see tonight. Uh, he, he kind of copied us with this Tune on thing,
Starting point is 00:15:05 but he, he joined in, he joined into Tune On. And I, I, DM'd, and I was like, hey,
Starting point is 00:15:12 we'd love to have you, like, join this Tuneon space. It was after two, I had the worst game of his career. And it was super windy in the game. So Big Cat joins. And we had a,
Starting point is 00:15:22 it was, called like Tune on space like a space on Twitter and holy fuck man we're just like making every excuse possible for Tua on purpose that we know people would be mad at it was windy there was rain the temperature was cold and Big Cat just fully bought in and he joins his space he's like how do you expect a quarterback to throw the ball on 30 mile per hour wins it's disrespectful and he built it up shout out Big Cat shout out Big Cat it was honestly amazing and he even said it on part of my take he was like we're part of it to tune on now and they started talking about tune on and we would DM him like to and on stuff and he was in so when that moment ended we all got together like we all in that Twitter that little uh group chat we had and it was like let's fucking take this to the next level we make a cameo people are paying money what did y'all use as the video the dolphin mask was it you the whole time I sweat was it you the whole time I did some wait but on cameo though like because you have the dolphin mask can you modulate the voice yes yes yes yes yes yes
Starting point is 00:16:22 because you upload the video bro i have them we we were doing cameos you was the first peanut guy right look it up does anyone have cameo might be the brown peanut are you the brown peanut shriever is bad podcasting does anyone have cameo i got a check if if tune on still on there how much was it uh 10 dollars it is bro tune on is still on here bro look i swear we would record let's play the video we will put this over so they can see it You'll see right now. We'll just describe it really well. If not, if not, just check our social pages to be up there.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Oh, no. Please forgive Clumb guys. He's not good in social. All right, here we go. Is your first iPhone? Here we go. But you put the mic up to you think. Show Jack.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Is that one you? I truly don't know if this one's me or not. I don't remember. So you're missing smart. great content right now what he got the piece of though we had these cameos how much was it 599 yo we got so many I bet that's a great price so then so then this for charity or just this is where I love it more than anything so one word we're just being dickheads trolling and we were like let's donate every dollar from cameo to to a not to a foundation so we at
Starting point is 00:17:56 the you don't actually do that we donated like that's fucking awesome So at the same time of this whole troll and being mean to Tua, we're donating money to Tua Foundation. To a foundation and to his team hate me. Because I'm the beat writer that's against him. They have me blocked. Still till this day, Tua Foundation has me blocked on Twitter. And I'm donating fucking thousands of dollars to these people.
Starting point is 00:18:19 They have no clue it's me. They have no clue to me till I get exposed. Who exposed you? Jalen Phillips, the first round pick of the Miami Dolphins. How do you find out? I have no fucking clue. This is, I have no clue.
Starting point is 00:18:34 So they were at Brandon Jones's wedding, who used to be a safety for the Miami Dolphins. And Jalen Phillips was with Tua. And he tweeted something. And I just replied like, hey, can't wait to see like big year incoming. And he replied like, I remember,
Starting point is 00:18:48 can't wait to see more tweets from Tuanon. He replied me. I remember this situation. Oh, shit. Because like, I don't know what to do. I'm part of all this. Dude, one of your boys snitched in Tuanonon. How did you?
Starting point is 00:18:59 think 100% but what was crazy though when he sent that he was with toa who was the who was the most loose end probably that same guy you didn't want to mention his name has to be honestly uh probably his name's big e he's like he won miami dolphins fan of the year he was in two and on by the way just so all you dolphins fans know and inside jobs he won miami dolphins fan of the year by the nflb that's like chili pepper and a no he was in two and on which was sick wow so you He probably leaked it to someone. I don't know. That's the only, I missed a good chunk, but
Starting point is 00:19:35 it sounds like you're a ringleader. Me? No, no. I was just trying to make shit fun. No, man, not me, not me. I didn't do anything. I was just trying to donate money. But yeah, so it was a really fun, fun time.
Starting point is 00:19:47 And then one day I decided, like, I don't feel like doing this anymore. So I just stopped doing it. How do you feel like that impacted LeBron's legacy? Nothing. He's the best. He's a goat, dude. Is he a shudder?
Starting point is 00:19:59 Nothing can impact. Hey, thank you. Hey, put your rollies up. Nothing can impact LeBron's legacy. He's the go, but it was a lot of fun. Dude, your brain works so well. I truly, I want to write like a book one day about how funny it is to take over minds of like fan bases because you just, what you were explaining, you can control their minds and the narrative so easily. And that's what I did.
Starting point is 00:20:26 It was awesome. You were speaking? Just that army comment. it. Give them a common enemy, control the army. This is fun, by the way.
Starting point is 00:20:36 This is fun. This is also a lot of information that is new to me. Oh, yeah, dude. I feel like you are. You know, I know,
Starting point is 00:20:42 on the instruction. Man, I talked a little about it. I didn't watch it. JP's drunk and goddamn hiccups. Hang on. Let me get this slice out of here. I love.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I'm not going to lie. Make sure you get me. Seeing J.P. like this is. Get up in that, JP. See and J.P. Like this is so fun, man. JP's this isn't about me, man.
Starting point is 00:21:02 This is about you. No, it's about all of us, man. It's just a good time. What was everybody's favorite part of today? So today is Wednesday, like we said earlier. We hit Media Row, Radio Row. Colmpeer story is over. Done.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I'm glad. I'm done. I'm done. You cool with the Q&A? What? Like you're good with the... Yeah, we're good. I mean, the favorite moment of the day so far today?
Starting point is 00:21:26 Yeah, let's do it. I got to be honest. My favorite part of today. I got two. Can I give two? Yeah, of course. Here's a guest. One was we show up to that little event there. And Joe Burrow's there.
Starting point is 00:21:41 And Taylor's like, oh, you're here? Why don't you go ask Joe Burr to go on the pot? I go. All right. Fuck it. Watch. I walk right up to Joe. You need me?
Starting point is 00:21:49 No, no, no. Sorry. I walk right up. Mitch needs to vaid. Mitch is asking for the vape. And I thought I was eating in the mic. Mitch, you're distracting me, man. Mitch just ass next time right now.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Pretty good throw. But Taylor tells me to go up to Joe, so I'm like, I don't care. I go right up to Joe. I'm like, hey, man, Jeremy from Buzz and the Boys, we'd love to have you on. Just at New Heights. And he just looks straight at me. He's like, man, I don't do podcasts. I probably ain't ever coming on.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I'm just like, bet. That's awesome, dude. Nice to meet you. He's real. You're the man. I walk away. Taylor's like, hey, how to go? I go, Joe said he ain't ever coming on the pod.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And then Taylor's like, hold on. Let me go talk to him. Taylor walks up to him. Joe, we got to have you on the pod. He's like, man, I ain't never coming on the pod, basically. He's like, I don't do podcasts. Best part about it, he goes, I don't do podcasts. If I did, I'd probably be great at it.
Starting point is 00:22:44 That's what he says right to Taylor. I believe him too. And he's probably right. And then we're like, hey, what about if we do, I'm like, training camp tour, we'll come by. He goes, do you come in training camp? I for sure ain't coming on the pod. Taylor goes, OTAs. And Joe looks at him, goes, I'll do OTAs.
Starting point is 00:22:59 And we're like, okay, we're coming. Imagine holding that much power That was that was fun And then when we're leaving And have that much hair He's a good He's a handsome fella man He's tall as fuck
Starting point is 00:23:11 We gotta break down tonight Just as a whole Tonight was fun You wanna break it down Or you want me to tell my last one I feel like if you're doing Going through everybody's favorite Parts of the night
Starting point is 00:23:19 We'll probably end up breaking down the night That's true That's true And then my You break it down JP Wait wait Hold on I got to tell this I was watching Beast games earlier
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Starting point is 00:23:42 So All right Back to the show Oh yeah All right All right So Then I'm leaving
Starting point is 00:23:54 Taylor and I We leave very early Because I'm trying to be there 15 to 30 I said I think I was there 15 which was awesome. As I'm leaving,
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'm kind of bummed Jason's not there, not going to lie. You guys know that's my guy. They didn't face-time me when they interviewed him. Killed me. I asked. I asked. I asked.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You were a Dolphins fan. Oh, here we go. But as I'm leaving, Travis says bye and say, hey, man, see you. And I turn right right after. Who's Travis? Travis. Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:24:26 He came down and said, bye. Daff him up. I turn to the right. Jason, fucking Kelsey in the building. Wait, where? Downstairs. Taylor and I were shooting hoops when we were waiting for our Uber. They went downstairs and shot it.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I told you, Clump was not. He is literally on the corporate level. He's high level. He didn't go in with Taylor, but he did leave. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news?
Starting point is 00:24:54 Huge news. We created our own podcast called. Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed. First people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
Starting point is 00:25:06 We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down?
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast. People could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:25:45 or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest,
Starting point is 00:26:02 SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I love with us and shot hoops with him and Jason Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:26:24 No, didn't shoot hoops with Kelsey. But as I'm leaving then, I say by to Travis, like I'm saying, and Jason's right there, man. And I'm like, Taylor, gotta say bye to him i love i love you man so i walk up to him taylor does the nice thing of like kind of like introduces me to him like big philly fan and i'm like i love you man i didn't know what to say i cut you were drunk at the time too so it's like i'm like i love you bro i just didn't even know it's like hey man i love you i'm like you're my all-time favorite philly athlete i go hey
Starting point is 00:26:53 when you were on busing no one facetime me and i was truly bummed because i wanted to just like say hi i did you ask us to face time me i did he asked me he asked me Is that in right? He definitely asked me to. I think he definitely asked everybody. And I asked me. He didn't ask the only reliable guy in the fucking room. I mean,
Starting point is 00:27:12 fair. I don't think you guys are better than I ask you. I think I might ask you. I'm more of a shot in myself. It's okay. But so I said that to him and he's laughing. And then I'm like, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:27:23 man. Might have just been some drinks flowing. I'm like, man, I don't buy jerseys. I got your jersey. Taylor's like, all right.
Starting point is 00:27:29 All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go. That's for our guests. We like to give them a bottle of champagne midway through their stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And it's just for you and Jason. It brings a vibe up. That's love, man. Most of the guests do open it just to see if they're like capable of doing that. Yeah. And I want to promise you that's not done on any podcast. That's love, boys.
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's not. We just interrupted your story. Well, that's kind of part of like the bit is we see who is capable of opening one of these. But you got to keep telling this story. I'll keep telling the story. So Taylor kind of cuts me off. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:02 You got to put a mic to your mouth there, brother. You have enough enough enough. I can help you open if you want. Yeah, you get a lifeline. No. Oh, I don't want one. So then, yeah, we leave. Wait, so how do he respond to the FaceTime thing?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Him? Yeah. He said that's fucked up. And I was, I agreed. That is fucked up. You guys didn't call me. Gotcha. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Did you ask Will or Taylor to face some of you? Probably not. I did not. But you left the party with them. Mm-hmm. No, what? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:31 with Taylor but Jason was cool though he's the best he was also just I don't know what food he was eating but he was fucking housing
Starting point is 00:28:38 Keynes maybe maybe it was he was just house and food bro no free show it was everything I wanted meeting Jason Kelsey and it just made me
Starting point is 00:28:47 happy that that's my that's my favorite Philly athletes so you're like really you're really a Philly fan I'm really a Philly fan yeah
Starting point is 00:28:54 I mean ask him ask Clump what his dog's names are and that'll tell you that's actually true is he named after a national split your dog
Starting point is 00:29:03 I mean your first one was no wait who's your dog named after which one he's got three yeah three your girl dog Harper and you'd say oh is she named after a nationals player
Starting point is 00:29:16 hey what up how old is she how old is she I don't know you never invite us over so I never got to meet you dog we should you guys would come over we'd love to come over yes we love him out with Jay Brady actually all we've ever wanted
Starting point is 00:29:29 you guys should but it's I actually, Lynn's had this whole thing. I'll show you. She had an invitation and everything. She wanted to invite everyone over to watch football and have fun. And I'm like, Lynn,
Starting point is 00:29:39 you didn't send it? No, Lindsay, don't ever do this without my permission again. This is a true story. And I'm like, Lynn's, fuck.
Starting point is 00:29:46 It's kind of rude to, like make people drive 30 minutes to come to our house. I feel like no 30 minutes. I was like, no one's going to come. I don't want it to like be a thing. Like,
Starting point is 00:29:54 people feel like they have to. Dude, Mitch moves every two weeks. That's nothing. We have to go. So we did not send it. 30 minutes is an easy drive. We were going to do a football party on a Sunday. But we'll have to do that if you guys would actually travel.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I don't know if we'd actually travel. Dude, we would come to your house for a weekend. We're in San Francisco doing a podcast. 2 a.m. We'll come to Murphy'sboro. I'm not in Murphy'sboro. No, Juliet. You wish.
Starting point is 00:30:21 You wish you're in Murphy'sboro. I hate Murphy's bro. What are you doing down there? I do too. Hey, Jack Jones, if you're listening, fuck you, bitch. Why all hate the burrow? Bro. The only thing that's good in Murphy's bro?
Starting point is 00:30:34 I just want to hate stuff. The only thing that's good in Murphy's bro. And JP's going to get so hyped right now. Checks wings. The Czech's wings in Murphy's bro. They got that shit down there? Yeah. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:30:47 All right. This might be a wild tech. It's kind of like zips. But does that make checks not as cool? In my opinion, a little bit. But not that much. Go ahead. Pop bottles.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Damn. That's our Don. That's the dawn of This is the thing, dude I mean, it's in South Carolina I've never seen it in my whole life Chex is in South Carolina? Yeah, I kind of think it's on their website
Starting point is 00:31:08 They just list a couple of cities Just for ORA But they actually only have one location In the Nations and Murfreesboro Exactly So we're gonna have checks on next week For an episode We should get sponsored by chat
Starting point is 00:31:22 Who are you texting right now? I was reading your text You guys texted something Guys so clump We did text something How many missed text messages does everyone have their phone? Look right now. You have 205.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I have 323 missed text messages. Guys, so Clump is also our like Adam Schaefter, Ian Rappap of Porchams. He's that guy when it comes to his phone. Pretty much. It's also crazy you only have the messaging and call app on your bottom row. It's like, dude, have a little fucking fun. What other app would you put down there, Clump? Twitter and Instagram.
Starting point is 00:31:58 So do it right now. Instagram's crazy, but like Spotify or SoundCloud or porn hub or like that's illegal, dude. Come on, bro. Are you going to drink this? No, I'm drinking this. You have a lot of pop classic cola, man. It's fucking, it's great. What, um, wait.
Starting point is 00:32:18 What was, uh, Mitch, what was your favorite part? Yeah, yeah. Let's go over that. Let's go over that. Favorite part of what today? Is that plain pizza? Oh my God. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:32:28 This guy and plane. plain pizza. My favorite part of tonight was probably when we went outside and we were hanging out with George. Just literally just chopping it up about the most random, random shit. And like he like, JP and Jack asked George a question because he, he responded to your Twitter or you know, he was like false claiming that I posted this one clip 20 times. It was really I only posted twice. And I was. And he still remembered your name.
Starting point is 00:33:02 He did. Well, he, I think you, he just said Hovey. And then he said JP. But yeah, but I think one of y'all said JP. Damn, bitch doesn't believe that you have. He doesn't believe you have motion. I, bro, I know JP has motion. Okay, don't get mad at all.
Starting point is 00:33:19 JP, like, you should have seen. JP is the volume party. So who said it then? Because you're saying someone said, I don't know. I was, I just heard it. Was it? JPMon It may have been
Starting point is 00:33:31 But just shout out George Common enemy Apparently we are getting Your jersey and you are the man for that So thank you for that And thank you for getting us into that party So shout out George So he's just so real
Starting point is 00:33:44 Dude he's so real And he was stoked to talk to us too As far as we know I got a video I was just like taking the vibes He's gonna watch this to be like I can send it to him We did circle him
Starting point is 00:33:53 He's on crutches I could send it to you But I took a video love the vibes with how cool it was. And I'm like panning around. And then you hear his wife go. George, can you come inside? And it's like,
Starting point is 00:34:04 yo, he's just hanging out. He said, I'm talking to the busing guys. And I have it. I have the video. He's just chilling with us. What's funny is Claire Little,
Starting point is 00:34:11 George's wife proceeded to talk to us. What do I say? And we were circles. Claire Little. I mean, she's not little. She's tall and she's beautiful. Iowa alumni.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Yeah. Go Hawkeyes. You know, I'm more of a cyclones guy. Iowa State. but she proceeded to talk to us for like another five minutes she's shitting on San Diego
Starting point is 00:34:34 the two of them are the best honestly they were so nice man the kiddle things man and shout out to Peter Raskin she got the kiddle things wrong shut out P Raskinator he's awesome
Starting point is 00:34:45 his suit tonight fired is that new is that new nickname the Raskinator I think Claire Little she said that
Starting point is 00:34:56 G G What was your favorite time or favorite night of the moat? Favorite. You cannot cut that. This is inside the bus. Nothing gets cut. What did you?
Starting point is 00:35:09 What was the mixture of words? Buddy. The might of the moment or not. Do it even more. I love the might of the moment. Actually, we got to remember that. That's segments. That is a segment.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Somebody sell that at the moment. Might of the moment. My favorite part of the moment. My favorite part of the moment. the night was probably all of us looking around going hey I know this night's not done where can we go and I texted
Starting point is 00:35:36 Delaney and Delaney literally just said come through God tier moment Delaney I think it was no question I think you coined it I think Delaney is now the godfather he might be the dog father he's our boss for sure
Starting point is 00:35:53 but yeah that was my favorite moment for sure yeah for sure says they don't show up, man. Maybe, maybe like brother. Say your fucking colorblind. Uncle brother. I said, who says they don't show up, man?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Delaney showed up. This is getting off the rail. No, but for real, though. My favorite night, my favorite part of the night. My might of the night was randomly texting the lady, be like, what are you doing right now?
Starting point is 00:36:26 He was like, I'm over at New Heights. Come through. We're like, hey, we didn't get invited. He's like, it doesn't matter. Just show up. Here with Delaney. Show up. Delaney gets us in.
Starting point is 00:36:38 And that was probably the coolest part of the day. And then who did we see in there? Oh, my God. You need 20 minutes. You really haven't. You need the bubbly. And then, gee, who did we end up seeing in the New Heights Party? Who did we see in the New Heights Party?
Starting point is 00:36:56 One of my favorites ever roan. Well, I'm talking about. Taylor just being there. Shut up. Oh, shit. Taylor, yeah. Go ahead then, Mitch. I'm just saying, I mean, I'm not saying nothing that she was there.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I'll say it's going. Facts. Delaney did say, Taylor here. And I said, oh, for real? He said, yeah, I'm with him. I said, Ben, we're on the way. Pulled up. The lady comes to the front.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Y'all, the front or the VIP? If no one's... Day with me. If no one wants to be brave enough to tell Taylor because he's watching this, I think I have to be the one. What are you going to say? Wait, what are you? You don't need to run this by anyone, man.
Starting point is 00:37:35 You're right. Corporate. Why don't you just look away? Corporate clump. Oh, wow. You did. Okay. I don't even know where to go.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Great order. Taylor kind of dogged us tonight, you know. It wasn't his fault to begin with. Right. We were at the volume party. We had fun. We said we're leaving. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:37:56 You got to give everyone a chance. We left him initially, but We left him first And we went to the We said by We said bye We went to the Rubinators party We expand our network
Starting point is 00:38:11 We were working Quinn Ewers Quinn yours was dope Ferd You checking him about UT was fucking hilarious I did check him about UT We met Furg And just so people know
Starting point is 00:38:21 Tennessee has been established Longer than Texas Bro that shit was so funny 1892 Quinn was Quinn was awesome Awesome. Quinn was a cool dude.
Starting point is 00:38:29 He was the man. Taylor fucked us, man. Yeah. And not in a way where he could have gotten us in, but. He didn't impact our night at all. Yeah. We got him VIP. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:41 You'd say that after you got a nice, comfy, warm ride home. Wow. How's your wish? Let's get back on track. All right. So a lot of people have taken a lot of my favorite parts. Where are we? George, Delaney.
Starting point is 00:38:54 All that was great. I have a. like a this would almost be a shout-on-no-free shout-out type of a shout-out shout-out no-free shout-out we don't do that on this show so one of my favorite moments of the night our guy ben that we were talking to ben from san diego so when i first met him we're talking because i'm i knew his uh his girlfriend marissa so we're us three are all talking and i was i forget what subjects we were on but i look down and i'm speaking mid-sentence i see that we might have the same shoes on And I was like, yo, are those Reeboks?
Starting point is 00:39:29 He looks down, hits this one. They are. So I think we have the same exact shoe on. He was like, dude, we were destined to be homies. And that was just such a great moment. And we spent the next 30 minutes talking to each other, exchange numbers. I talked to like five minutes. And that guy, Ben was such a good conversation.
Starting point is 00:39:46 That place was a vibe. Dude, it was cool. It was packed. I really enjoyed that party. I had fun. I feel like our friends were there, meaning, like, people we work with. with and then extended people where it was kind of like we know you enough to talk to them and then even jp. was chopping it up with shout out the pointer brothers bro for real shout out the pointer brothers man
Starting point is 00:40:08 it could not have been cooler so down to earth very approachable big pats fans too which kind of makes feel bad because i just you know within two minutes i'm talking about niki milwari solid stashes too sorry i took i took to their face i took a bronze i said first i took a silver medal The one had the wax Yeah, that's the younger brother And he pulled out the wax He said you need to get this Twist curls on the mustache
Starting point is 00:40:34 And he just pulls out a little can of wax He's like you just got to stay for hold on He travels with the wax Yes He's a younger brother who's a little like He's kind of just doing his thing Yeah Older brother
Starting point is 00:40:45 But not not one of the two that do content No yeah both So there's one You said it in a way of like Yeah just a little brother It is there's two The youngest brother who has the the twisting mustache.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Right, right. No. I didn't have twins. They're three years apart. No, no, no. I thought you were meaning like a third brother where I was like, I think the third brother was at home. Which is sad and which is what we are going to dive into after this commercial.
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Starting point is 00:41:26 people up icing it was so crazy to watch i can't live i got the witness in person and then jalen hurts is out there and checkdowns on the jellan hurst threw an interception and did a tish push fucking don't listen uh guys that's clump's quarterback they don't know ball they're pro bowlers jack what was your favorite time of the night i'm worried where this guy probably this guy this guy probably when we went to clums door because our whole days revolved around narrative that we're going to do this podcast and Clump was like we're going to do it loaded so what did we today
Starting point is 00:42:02 tonight was our first night that we had like a party we went out we have fun we just kind of let the world take us wherever and we got the text from Clump hey if you guys are going to do this before 2 a.m. I'll be ready. We hit a three knock on his door and he was there.
Starting point is 00:42:19 The fact is you guys listed a bunch of really good moments. I don't know if it was a knock I think it was just two hums that he answered in three seconds. I was going to bring that up. I've been waiting. I saw those texts. You up, you boys hit me with the U-Up text. I'm like, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah, of course we did. I've been waiting. Why do you make us pay you to come on though? Yeah, let's address that. Is it going to the Tula Foundation? Yeah, we're going to know. No, we ain't going to donate to Tua Foundation. Where's it going?
Starting point is 00:42:46 So you guys have to get $88 before and you won't donate $20,000 now? 88. That's crazy. I mean, how many people are getting candy is. I actually decided the money that they're going to pay me, I'm no longer accepting. So you can cancel the wire. I don't want it. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I'll take my $10 and then no back. What's your favorite movie though? I don't think I like that. The town's, I know outside of the town. That's your favorite movie? Yeah, it's just like one of those ones that I just like always enjoy watching.
Starting point is 00:43:13 He's similar to Jared when it comes in movies. For sure. I'm not a big movie guy for sure. You don't like superhero movies, right? Other than sports media, what is your fucking get your fucking rocks off? Cooking. Okay, what?
Starting point is 00:43:26 Chef Cuso? Yo, Jack New. Chef Cuso, shout out, Chef Cuso. I love, like, food content creators. I think they're awesome. And Chef Cueso's a beast. It's like consuming chef content, not like cooking.
Starting point is 00:43:40 We're not like cooking. Like, I love using a smoker, dude. I'm a big... When are you gonna have us over then? That's what I'm saying. Listen, we can come out and hang out with JJ. You know when? Multiple opportunities.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Lynn's been cooking up a new invite. for Brady's birthday When is his birthday? In April We have the same birthday April 11th That's so sick It is so sick I can tell that
Starting point is 00:44:03 That's a fun story But we're gonna have a birthday party For Brady And I'm cooking for it And everyone's gonna be invited From the bus Were you mad or excited When he was born on your birthday?
Starting point is 00:44:12 No, I made sure He was born on my birthday Damn, so you got it like that Linz went into labor At like six section Linz went into labor at like 10 at night This is a true story She'll confirm this
Starting point is 00:44:22 Within two hours So he delivered that that baby. So she went into labor the night before on the 10th. I was like, wait a second, if we get to the hospital and she delivers this baby for my birthday, I'm gonna be pissed. So we're getting ready to go. We call the doctor. She's, by the way, the best. She's making my birthday cake. We can stamp this too. In labor. She's the best. She's in labor. And I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm finishing your birthday cake before we go to the hospital. She is, yo, you're nuts.
Starting point is 00:44:49 She's the best human being of all time. So I make her incredible fucking. She's the best. for the wife and mother. Wall was going to say like a chef or a baker. She's amazing. She's amazing. So, but I get her to stop. I'm like, yo, you're about to have a baby. But then it clicks in my head.
Starting point is 00:45:06 If we don't get to the hospital, don't do that. What do you do? That was an accident, bro. He thought it was his drink. We're talking about Lindsey. His was empty. He tried to fill it. But I'm like, wait, so we can't get there too soon because then show up the baby on the
Starting point is 00:45:19 10th. And I wanted her to have the baby on my birthday. So she's in the car waiting. I'm like, oh hold on, I forgot something. She drove? No, she's sitting in the... The way you were told it, you said, you said so she's in the car waiting.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Hold on, I forgot something. I'm like, hold on, I forgot something. I go in, I'm thinking in my head, I can delay the shit out of this. I'm trying to go slow. And I go back out. I'm like, oh, wait, you need something. This is real.
Starting point is 00:45:47 She will 100% confirm this. I'm like, oh, wait, you forgot. I'll go back in. She said, we don't need it. You need it. You need it. I go back in. He's trolling his pregnant life.
Starting point is 00:45:56 I'm going slow. Born. He's born. So I think, so then I'm like, all right, we'll go to the hospital. Hospitals like 15 minutes from our house. Mega troll. I'm in the slow lane, bro. Cruising slow.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Dude, you're diabolical. I'm like, I'm hoping to God by the time. She's like screaming at this point? Not screaming, but she's like, oh, like, I'm having a baby. Like, she's like, oh, I'm having a baby. Like, I can feel it. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, we're going to, we're going to get. It comes like, bro, we've been here before.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Hey, we need some gas. Like, no, I'll get it. But we're driving there. And I made sure we got there. It was like 11, 15. And we're like, we got to go. And I'm like, hold on. I'll get all the bags.
Starting point is 00:46:34 She's like, no, we'll get the bags out. I'm like, no, no, no, like, let's take it slow. I get her in there. They get her in. They're like, hey, you got to deliver this baby. Like, soon, we're going to get you in. It was like 1145. And they're like, we're going to deliver by like 12 something.
Starting point is 00:46:47 And I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go. So they, I mean, that's to be one of the fastest births ever. They get her. Well, they get her C-section because he was, he was breached. So they get her in, they prep her. I think by like, it was like 1 a.m. Then after the time, she had Brady on my birthday. And it was breach and you were doing all that bullshit?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm just trying to try to make sure Brady's born on my birthday. So, what's funny? My brother-in-law and my niece, Izzy, they are born on the same day, and he was pissed. Really? I low-key kind of like it. I think it's awesome. I'm not a big, like, birthday fan, so it's, like, fun.
Starting point is 00:47:21 No, he was bad. I mean, not like, you know, he was just like, what the fuck? Yeah, of all the days. You got 365 days. That's so rare. You and Jesus? Wait till I see him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Amen. I think it's fun, dude. It's really cool. Wait till I see. It's really cool. But, uh, but, yeah. Are you got any more kids? Yeah, we're having one more, baby.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Yeah. We're having one more, baby. So what are you? Because for our inside the bus crew as in. You need. one more for the starting five. Are you naming a Willard? I won't, I can't,
Starting point is 00:47:54 Linz won't want me to say the name publicly. I'll tell you guys off. What is it rhyme with? Is it Will? No, no, Dillard. I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:48:01 I'll tell you off the camera. Okay. That's fair. But we have a boy girl, a boy name and a girl name picked out, and we're not finding out right now. We're just, we're ripping it.
Starting point is 00:48:10 But before y'all's decided. Dude, I'm so excited they all about to have a baby, a Tennessee native. Tennessee native. I didn't even think about that. Did you have a name that was, unrealistic that you like wanted though
Starting point is 00:48:21 for Brady yes what was it bro you're gonna love Mike Brayble Ramble I fought so hard I mean till the till he he was born the doctor's holding and he's crying and I'm like please can we name him Bruce
Starting point is 00:48:37 I wanted to name Brady Bruce Bruce Bruce would have been so sick so she wanted Brady I wanted Bruce we're in the hospital they're prepping her for surgery not enough Bruce is not a They're prepperative for surgery. I'm every nurse, every doctor that comes in, I'm like, hey, what do you like better? Bruce or Brady.
Starting point is 00:48:56 They're all saying Brady, Brady, Brady. After Tom Brady? Fuck these people. Yeah, it's after Tom Brady. Right. Is it a super rule? Is it really after Tom Brady? It would have been that year that he won.
Starting point is 00:49:05 His middle name is Thomas, which is funny. So it's Brady Tom. Whoa. You're not going to sit here and tell us it wasn't after Tom Brady. It's not after Tom Brady, but that is funny. But the doctor's like, the final doctor comes in. I go, hey. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Bruce or Brady? And he goes, let's wait and see what he looks like and I think you should name him off of if he's big, Bruce, if he's little Brady.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Brady comes out the doctor holds him. He's a puny little guy. He's like, I think he's a Brady. I'm like, damn. I wanted Bruce so bad.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Imagine looking at your baby and just be like, hey Bruce. That's funny as shit. Yeah. I think, Lindsay thinks it's not funny to like joke around
Starting point is 00:49:45 about naming your baby. I'm like, all right, we'll name it real. She's just as humans in life It's rented anyways You ever heard of the boy name Sue? And then so this next one for a boy
Starting point is 00:49:54 I wanted to name him Dom Big Dom. Big Dom. Because I wanted to call him Big Dom. She's like, She's like you can't You can't like just name someone Is this like a Philly sports person?
Starting point is 00:50:04 Hold on. You got to get her out of the Matrix Bro. She's not seen the biggest base. You're trying to name him after Dom from Entourage. Yeah, we need to clarify. Clum's never seen Entourage.
Starting point is 00:50:13 He's still a fucking cat. He's still like anywhere. He did. One of the best lines in any TV show ever. He stole that candy bar. Like the way he delivers it, yo,
Starting point is 00:50:23 Kevin Dillon, great. Great. Great actor. I mean, drama's the best. But is it after Dom from the Eagles? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:50:32 Big Don. I own name of Big Dom from the Eagles. You know, it's crazy? I met Jason Kelsey in the car right home. I'm like, man, that was so cool. The Taylor's like,
Starting point is 00:50:40 if you would have came earlier, you could have met Big Dom. I'm like, God, I wasn't invited. How long was Taylor out that party? I'm like, I want to meet Lane John. Johnson was there.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Where to Will go? I want to meet Lane Johnson. You got to meet Cam Jurgens this week, though. Cam Jurgens was sick. He's awesome. He was a really cool dude. He just chopped it up. We got to get him on the bus for real, though.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Like, he was actually cool. He was Jurgens. And he's a Nebraska guy, which is kind of crazy that, like, we haven't went out and got him. I mean, good dude. He's coming into his own. Back to back, Pro Bowls, first team all pro. Took over for a legend. He was first team all pro.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Last year. He felt a lot of. He's a. stud. Creed Humphrey, or not Creed Humphrey. Who got first team all pro center this year?
Starting point is 00:51:23 I think it was probably Creed. Creed got AFC, but, or no, it's, you're right. So he got Creed's first team out pro this year.
Starting point is 00:51:29 The Eagles have Trevor too. No, he's out of the Cowboys. What? Since when? Like mid-season. Stop. Is Zach still on the,
Starting point is 00:51:40 Browns? Browns. I think he got some, he got some playing time. Yeah, shout out of him. He's blocking him for sure. Go ahead,
Starting point is 00:51:47 Clunt. Look at them bubbles. Diamond, dam, dam, diamond, diamond. We've been going for 50 already. Really? We hadn't even started. Yeah, I'll go as long as y'all want, man. It is.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:52:13 We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Starting point is 00:52:29 We were thinking, I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
Starting point is 00:52:44 people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notebook. had Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:53:33 This week on Crimless, we're joined by our first ever guest. Sorry, our first ever human guest. I don't think I could be in the same room with Shamrock the parrot. I'd be too nervous. That's right. The very funny Will Ferrell joins Rory Scovel and me, Josh Dean, for an episode dedicated to the many crimes committed by people also named Will Ferrell. They called to his fellow officer for the nippers. What are the nippers?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Very good question. No, I was thinking, would that be a good name for like a salad dressing? Simple assault. And it's a play on word, salt? Maybe not. I say we invest and we see. There's only one way to know. This did not amuse the cops.
Starting point is 00:54:16 By the way, normally the cops are amused, but this did not abuse the cops. Will even comes clean about some of his own crimes. I didn't get caught. You know why? If you don't want to be suspected of anything, you whistle as you walk. Listen to crime lists on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Keith Gianmanca seemed like a mild-mannered suburban dad. But secretly, he became someone else, a master of discharacter. guys who went on a crime spree. At the time, did it seem like a crazy idea? It seemed very crazy,
Starting point is 00:54:57 but I felt so desperate that I felt it was the quickest, easiest way out. Did you allow yourself to think about how it could go wrong on what that might look like? No, I didn't want to manifest that. I was trying to manifest success. Every family has its secrets. But what happened when you discover that your dad has been living a double life. That is not the look of an innocent man. This is going to change my life and my family dynamic forever because everything that had existed prior in my reality is now untrue. Listen to Deep Cover the Family Man on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:55:42 or wherever you get your podcasts. Almost 2 a.m. Oh, Mitch is getting sleepy, boy. I'm seeing it. Everybody yawning on all the cameras out of everyone I ain't on I'm just we haven't got the beast games We do this get into okay It you know so much in camera intro She's got something no saying somebody intro the beast games
Starting point is 00:56:07 Well we'll actually save that to the end we're only we just started true My fault so clump hey Sorry somebody else go I was right I was gonna say you had some shit coming I know I didn't I was trying to think on the fly. What else we got, boys? What do we want to know about Colum? I don't know. I just... I want to know. If I don't trust him anymore.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah. What the fuck? After that old Bruce thing? Yeah, we kind of feel really bad for Lindsay. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. What else he got, gee? I was just going to
Starting point is 00:56:46 ask, like, you know, obviously you worked as a contractor before joining us full time, but when it was time to come full time and Will gave you the call or the text, the eyes that feeling of oh shit let's fucking run it back
Starting point is 00:57:04 One of the boys One of the boys, yeah so I'm just sitting there Stop motherfucker It's just water, dude Dude give the guy some grace She's making just an accident Oh for God I got Peppers on these
Starting point is 00:57:17 Those aren't half I can't. What's the question? That one was for Bruce. That was for Bruce. I was for Bruce. I was grinding one night. I was just working.
Starting point is 00:57:30 I remember it was like, it was late. It's probably like 9.30, 10 o'clock. Oh, that's early. That's late. It's 2 a.m. I'm right for me, man.
Starting point is 00:57:39 You up late, I was working, just hanging out, and I get a text, Will Compton. I'm like, what the fuck is Will Compton text me for it?
Starting point is 00:57:46 Block them. I look. No. He, uh, It just says any interest in coming back to Bussin. That's the initial text. Do you have a date on when this was... I'm trying to put a timeline in my head.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Oh, no. I could look, maybe. Mitch played a bigger game over there. I see what you're on. That's not checkers right now. Was it Jan 6? Was it sometime in late September? Wake me up.
Starting point is 00:58:15 We're going to see them later this week. I am so excited. to see them play holiday Green Day. It's going to be awesome. We're going to see Green Day in a couple days. Are you trying to put together the storyline of like what I think you're trying to put together? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Damn. We're all about the storyline. I can't read the date, but why? I got it. What are you asking for? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You can't say the date. Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:46 The date doesn't mean anything. Is it the tampering period? Yeah, you're good. You're good right now. For all the context we've given, I would say you're good. What do you mean? I'm confused on what is. I'm just asking. Am I getting caught in a trap? No, literally no trap.
Starting point is 00:58:59 I'm literally just curious for my own self as to when he reached out to you just for the period of events. Yeah, we're trying to build a story here, dude. The tier ones love to know the bus and timelines. Right now, there's a gap. It was a really awkward one. Yeah. Maybe we don't post this episode. Yeah, don't post this episode.
Starting point is 00:59:24 It was, it was, it was, it's pretty early in the process of everything. If you don't want to say it, you don't have to say it. It was in January. So, January of 25? Yeah. So did you initially say no? That's not at all what I was thinking. Did you initially say no?
Starting point is 00:59:41 No. I, uh, I just said, I hit him back the eye emoji. And then he called me. and we talked for like an hour basically he was just kind of have you had a conversation that long with will since then yeah oh yeah what do you mean yeah yeah for sure clump is the guy that like any type of meeting that has to take place with will and taylor he's the one that facilitates it yeah almost for the people that are listening he's almost will and taylor's handler's handler today on on radio room we need some more respect i don't you're not a handler we need
Starting point is 01:00:14 some more respect yeah handler is like i it's it's a it's a like it's a like it's a like it's a It sounds bad, but that's... You know the handler? The vibe I'm getting from, like, the recruiting guys and all that. I'm like, don't call me that. You're the direct, like... Yeah, that's not you. I know we say, like, in emails, whenever I loop you in, I feel like I say director
Starting point is 01:00:30 of digital, but are we set on that title or is it? I'm down with the title. No, I think we move it to CEO. It's the Don. I like, uh, Sews from Van Duel. Shout out to Sews. She calls me, uh, Chief of Staff. That's a fun one.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I like that one. I feel like that's a good one. Maybe just, yeah. Maybe general manager. You're literally You're literally Oh wait What'd you say
Starting point is 01:00:51 General manager Type shit Hey Just Howie Roseman You already have a dog I don't know Hey would you rather be Howie Roseman
Starting point is 01:00:57 Or Dom Who is your favorite animal My favorite animal? My favorite pet And color Cooper Cooper Harper I love Cooper
Starting point is 01:01:03 Dejean So Harper's cute She's great Is Cooper Dejean? No he was Cooper's like 14 years old Oh Cooper's an old
Starting point is 01:01:09 boy He had to After Riley Cooper It was yeah It was Riley Cooper That was nice That might be a joke That may be a joke
Starting point is 01:01:16 That may be Clem's favorite player of all time. Hey! Hey! Come on, though. We're recording. Where was I going? What am I even talking about? Uh-oh. We had a few things.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Oh, Will, Will, Will. Will calls me. We talked for a while. And I remember getting off the phone. I was just, like, pacing. I was in my garage. It was cold. I'm just pacing in the garage. Like, this is a crazy conversation. In my head, I was like, this is, I never in a million years.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Why was just so crazy? Growing up by the way. I just never thought Will, like, I never thought Will would call me back because like when I, when I left bus and it sucked because I obviously loved working and it was like you guys, the boys are awesome. And I remember saying to Will, I'm like, hey, this ain't a lot. I think I texted the group message too. Till the next time or something. It's like, man, I hope that one day I can somehow come back. We need to change the passwords because of you. Really? Yeah. I mean, I didn't want to because I
Starting point is 01:02:13 know you wouldn't tune on us. We changed the passwords to clump. Just your, your, your, your history. and everything. That's crazy. I never do this. We do that for everybody. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought you meant just because of me.
Starting point is 01:02:23 I'm like, I never do that. No. But, uh, we need for the guy that replaced, you know. Gotcha,
Starting point is 01:02:30 gotcha, got you. That's coop calls Voldemort. We, uh, we, so we talk for a while. And, uh,
Starting point is 01:02:36 he's like, it was, it was way more, like a first conversation. It was way more advanced than I ever thought it would be. And I'm like, holy fuck, this is kind of crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:45 It's a real ass conversation. It was a real conversation. It was a real conversation. like I got off the phone I'm like man I want to do this I don't think Lins is going to go for this at all
Starting point is 01:02:57 this is the goat though bro I'm like I'm nervous I'm like dude I don't know how to do this and what's crazy is at the time of that the day before I can't this is like kind of weird I got a huge job offer
Starting point is 01:03:11 before the day before from I can't I can't actually, I'll tell you off. What's it rhyme with? No, no, no, I, I truly can't. But I got a huge job offered. I'm a college football coach to go be the head of media.
Starting point is 01:03:29 NPES. I can't. I promise I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't say what it is. But I think I got a, I think I know. I got a huge job offer to run media for a college football team. And I was like, hey, Lins, you want to move there?
Starting point is 01:03:47 She's like, hell no, I ain't fucking moving there. Like, no way she wanted to do that. And I'm like, all right, this kind of sucks. I think I know what it is. Do you know what it is? I think you're. If you guess it right, I'll say, I'll say it. Colorado.
Starting point is 01:03:58 I'll both give you, I'll give you all one guess. If you're wrong, I'm not giving them. Colorado. No. I said North Dakota State. No. Lehigh. You know, like, the right idea of like shitty weather.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Yeah. Is it a big turn? No. No. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 01:04:16 He said. Same shitty weather. Binghamton. And you said SEC? Up that way. I didn't hear that part. Syracuse. It was a school up that way.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Northeast? Yeah, northeast. Maine. Northeast. Buffalo. You're getting very close over there. Hey, Albany?
Starting point is 01:04:33 No, no, but okay. I'll tell you. I promise I'll tell you all. You don't get to say. I'll tell you off. I'll tell you off. And so she was like not about it.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I know. I know what it is. I know what it is. Basically. basically offers me another job and I'm like, Lynn, I'm not fucking around right now. Will just called me and basically asked
Starting point is 01:04:56 if we want to move the whole family to Nashville. And she's like, yeah, let's do it. I'm like, oh shit. Okay. Great. That's how quick it was. That literally that, that it was that quick. She's like, let's do it.
Starting point is 01:05:09 How scared. You're like, we're definitely having another baby. This is like a real conversation. Like that's like for me, I would be shitting myself. asking my wife, my I was nervous as fuck. Like how quickly after the phone call did you then ask Lins? It probably, I, uh, I probably pace in the, the garage for like maybe like 15, 20 minutes of like,
Starting point is 01:05:28 like, I don't know how to approach this because I knew she just said, ain't no way we're moving to this college. Your step count was high that day. Yeah. I was nervous. But then I was like, I might as well just ask. She's going to say no anyway. So I'll just call Will back and be like, yeah, I can't do it.
Starting point is 01:05:42 And she said, yeah. And I called Will back that night. And it was like, hey, I'm in. That's so fucking. He's like, no, you're, I'm like, dude, let's figure it out. I'm in. And then in Will fashion, don't hear from him for like two weeks. And I'm texting him.
Starting point is 01:06:01 No replies, bro. I'm like, all right. Never mind, Lins, we ain't moving to Nashville. Yeah. And then out of nowhere, it's like a Thursday midday. I'm like not even thinking about it much anymore. This is what month now? probably
Starting point is 01:06:19 Before after the Super Bowl Probably around the Super Bowl I don't know exact dates But it was like it was close to when This is the New Orleans Super Bowl Yeah yeah yeah It would make sense like almost just out of year It would make sense that it's around
Starting point is 01:06:36 Yeah it was around that time Just from my experience Yeah So I guess yeah January it was like two three weeks And then he just calls me ran a midday. I'm like, what is going on? And he's like, hey, man, let's like, let's get it all done.
Starting point is 01:06:52 And I'm like, oh, sweet. Like when you want me to like start? He's like, you good for like March 1? I'm like, uh, three weeks, two weeks. I'm like, I mean, I can, yeah, I mean, we can try to figure out. You're aware my kids are in school, right? You can try to figure that out. No.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Basically, I'm like, yeah, we'll, well, yeah, sure. And like in my head, I'm like, I'll make it work. I get off the phone. I guess, yeah. My wife's a teacher, by the way. That's the worst part at this point. Hold on. Linz is teaching.
Starting point is 01:07:21 I didn't know that. Yeah, Lindsay was an elementary school teacher in Pennsylvania. So. She had an answer? What? No, she was at executive education. She was at charter school. So Will gets off the phone with me.
Starting point is 01:07:34 And I, I, that's where it's started. I, shut up. I call, I call Lindsay. I called her like three times while she's teaching. It was midday. She's not answering. She's like, is everything okay? I'm like, no.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Call me back. She calls me in mid-school. I'm like, lunch. I'm like, yo, we got an issue. She's like, what's the issue? I go, Will wants me to start in March. I don't know how. She's like, I got to give 30 days notice.
Starting point is 01:08:01 We can't. So that's why I started from Pennsylvania. You started like April in, in office? What? April. April 1st. It was my first day. So we found a house.
Starting point is 01:08:12 We found a house and everything within like, less than 30 days. We should have known Clump's first day was April Fool. I feel like that is, that is everybody's job or like everybody who recently got hired
Starting point is 01:08:24 like or however, whatever. That is everybody's story. Like, hey, can you start a week from now? Can you start two weeks from now? And it's like, I got to uproot my entire life right now.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Like I had to move in a week. JP, you were working in Florida at the time. Like, Klump had to move into, like relocated its entire family. I relocated my entire family. I relocated my entire.
Starting point is 01:08:44 family in like a month and a week or something like that. We got it done. But mid school year. Mid school year. It's crazy. Crazy. Those poor kids. Bro, I, Linz will hate that I tell this story, but I still till this day, always tell her. She ruined all those kids' lives. I'd say all this time. I go, they're scarred for life. They're the funniest joke. I'd be like, are you serious? Like, think about like how much they love you. I'd say, I'm like, they'll never, I say the love thing. They'll never be able to have love again. you have ruined their trust and love I do it all the time
Starting point is 01:09:17 but y'all be doing some crazy parenting yeah yeah in the best way yo the Alcatraz tech she's like JJ was scared that I was in jail and she goes yeah if you don't listen to mommy you'll be there 100% Lynn's the goat Lynn is a goat She's so fucking funny dude
Starting point is 01:09:34 Shout out Lins I'm like fuck Drake Mae's wife Lindsay's Yeah yeah Bake miss okay Honestly don't like I You never had Congratulations, Miss May. She looks like she makes fire.
Starting point is 01:09:47 She don't make fent cookies, man. She don't. We keep referring to fent cookies. Lindsay makes a lot of desserts and Clump brings them to the office and everybody smacks them. Mitch being. I'm the biggest culprit of it all. And I ask Clump of my, hey, is there something special in here? He's like, yeah, there's fentanyl.
Starting point is 01:10:04 There's not actually fentanyl. There's not, but there's a special ingredient in them things, man. There's fentanyl in it. Love, love, man. It's a little. but love. L-O-V-E, man. Sushabobo.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Your family is awesome. It's fun, they're the best. And I love when you bring the boys to the shop. Dude. I love when Audrey's here. Jay,
Starting point is 01:10:25 Jay rips, dude. He, what's cool about Jay's? Like, obviously, we won't get into it, but like knowing that he had all that shit going down
Starting point is 01:10:34 and like, now he's just like back to ripping around again. He's just fucking best. You guys had a very tough, were you guys in the car? I don't think. I think it was just,
Starting point is 01:10:42 Bill Taylor and I, you guys might have been in. They were, like, worried about, like, Jay recovering and stuff from everything that was going on, like his school, how he could do. And they just tested him, like, two days ago. And he got a hundred on everything, which is so cool because they were like, they were a little worried about him. Football season loading. Bro, football season's going to be lit. Oh, coach club.
Starting point is 01:11:06 So we got to celebrate, bro. I'm coaching and it's going to be fucking, we're going to win. Celebrate. They're like, it ain't about winning. I'm like, you're in the wrong. You're an idiot. You're going against Clay's team this year. That would be electric.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Yo. He's probably, LA. Call him. You're going to die right now. You're going to die. Call him. We're in L.A.
Starting point is 01:11:23 flying from Samcom. I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys this. You're going to be mad at me. I sit down at my seat. And this guy's like super nice to me. Super nice to me. He's like, hey, man. Busman of the boys, like huge fan.
Starting point is 01:11:36 I'm like, oh, that's awesome. He's like, hey, you know, I used to drive the bus actually back in the day. for Budweiser He goes, I used to drive the exact bus Didn't believe him. I don't believe that. He starts showing me pictures. He starts showing me pictures. He's like, and dude, I have an even funnier connection
Starting point is 01:11:54 to the pod. And I'm like, oh, what's your connection? Did you tell him I drive? And he goes, uh, he must not know the rules. He goes, you know, you know, like, the Clay Matthews story about him losing the Little League football game.
Starting point is 01:12:08 And I'm like, yeah, what do you mean? He goes, I'm the coach that beat. him the head coach right oh no way goes yeah here's the game winning touchdown play here oh my god bro that's him right there jumping up and that clay just on the other side he got an undisciplined team they got an undisciplined team and he he showed me that video i'm like hey can you send me that so i the video was i fucking forgot till right now but hey that guy's sick he ripped that guy drove the bus that video was garbage what i was he drive the bus he was he He did not drive the bus.
Starting point is 01:12:50 We had John, dude. How back in the day, before the bus was sold to us. And where did he drive it to? Okay, so he didn't drive our bus. He's an ABI. I know, but is he a pedophile? No, but they said that that NASCAR bus at a NASCAR race.
Starting point is 01:13:06 He said he drove it to Daytona or something all the time. That's what he told me. So did Eric Church. Yeah. Yeah. Dale Jr. Oh my. Dale Jr.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Look him up. Taledagia. He's legit. He's kind of legit. He's kind of like that. He should have one inside the bus. Is he on the files? No.
Starting point is 01:13:22 What are we doing? We ain't doing this. Nope. I may have to wrap here. He's trying to go to bed so bad. I might not be too far behind him. Yeah, I mean, I'll go to bed, honestly. We've been...
Starting point is 01:13:34 If Jeffrey Klump just admits it... Over an hour. Jeremy Epstein. You hear this? I give them my time for free. This is what they do. Clump sign us off. You're one free.
Starting point is 01:13:46 any last things you want to get off your chest I just want to thank you guys man This is fun I wish I wish I could find more time to do inside the bus Sometimes I just am dying during the week And it sucks when I like walk out of a meeting I'm like should I go up there I don't want to like intrude or anything
Starting point is 01:14:05 But intrude can we at least get you The fact that you even think about coming up Walk on the pod mid pod But like that's the best That's what they inside the bus is inside the bus Also I think we should consider having a, this being part one. Oh, this is.
Starting point is 01:14:21 I'm down. I appreciate you guys. Part two. So far. Dude, this Super Bowl trip has been a lot of fun. I feel like we've had some, some adversity, but it really has been kind of ripped, dude. Yeah, yeah. Been a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Outside of the food, I feel like we have really fucking dropped the ball on going out and getting good food. Speak for yourself, man. Yeah, the boy's been getting it. I know. I'm talking to myself today. I text G. I'm like, oh, the place is right next to me. I walk there, can't find the truck.
Starting point is 01:14:48 I'm like, where the fuck is this truck? Can't find it. So I'm walking around. Oh, maybe it's on the other side because he sent that text. I go to the other side of the street. No fucking truck. I look. I'm like, oh, there's multiple of these restaurants in San Fran.
Starting point is 01:15:02 I walked to the other side of the fucking area. So I had to go 30 minutes the other way. It sucks. I didn't even eat food before I went to that, which blew, dude. That sandwich, though. I was going to say, I saw you have a little bit of the. Well, I go Mitch. You know what I here.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Sandwich. game has been elite here. That sandwich was nice. Shout out deli board. Shout out deli board. So you ate it? It has. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Yeah. It was good. I had that in Kevin's natural food. Hey, no way. You just did that. Kevin's rock. Mid pot.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I got to call. But for real. Uh, you guys rock. So, you guys rock this trip's been ripping, dude. It's been a lot of fun. Oh, eat that sandwich without me. For the selfie.
Starting point is 01:15:45 You wanted it? It was for you? No, dude. Hold on you. I just don't think you actually ate it. No, I did. I sat behind Mitch. I had to cover him.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Oh, in that little corner. Oh my God, bro. I fucking knocked it out. So this week, obviously we're at the Super Bowl. This is everybody here. We're recording inside the bus episode. Next week, we actually have the week off. So Coup, Jared, Shirm, Derek, chef, Matt, all the boys back at home who didn't make the trip.
Starting point is 01:16:14 They will be. recording an episode themselves and that'll be the episode next week we need everybody in the comments we need everybody we need you to comment a team or b team yes as coop coined it the b team is back home in nash so that's an a team move right there so that be looking at looking out for that next week we'll catch y'all thank you clump for joining us appreciate part one part one i'll do fucking part as many as you want this is so fun at least one a quarter i think I think I think this is again every now and then I go on camera
Starting point is 01:16:49 I'm sweating I'm nervous this was fun I just gotta get some drinks in How much time have we given going? Hour 15 That's too much for you We got plenty of time But it's also 2 a.m. Should we dip back into the two and on stuff?
Starting point is 01:17:04 You want to tell me that I'll tell the story Actually for the post credit show We need you to tell us how you invented It's just in all right All right. That could be part It's the post show right now Should we tease it at the end? You stay tuned for part two
Starting point is 01:17:24 Do you wait do you want to explain beast games Or we say we say I swear it's actually insane And And cut All right perfect No Mitch didn't get it Mitch didn't get it
Starting point is 01:17:37 Did you stop it? He can't hey Mitch You can handle that in post You'll appreciate this Hey hold on You'll appreciate this No we're not done yet Last thing Mitch
Starting point is 01:17:47 I'm kind of When I used to In my party days My party trick was always when everyone was kind of smoked up having fun and like the vibe was good. You're really sneaking this one. Or or when people were. Thanks guys.
Starting point is 01:18:02 No, wait, you'll love, you'll love this. Pick it up. Game cut. You knew that? I told you. See, you don't even, you remember the flag football captain's name that's better than Patrick Mahomes, but you don't remember telling me this. CTE, man.
Starting point is 01:18:16 I put a lot of hits. I'm kidding, dude. Go ahead. I did tell you. Hey, well, you cut this and go ahead. And cut. Go ahead. And that's inside the bus, boys.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Appreciate y'all have me on. Stay tuned for part two. Part two. Coming two weeks. Part two. I invented Nikki smokes at Barstlese. Part two incoming. Bang.
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