Bussin' With The Boys - The Washington Commanders Will Bow To King Derrick Henry This Sunday

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

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Starting point is 00:02:36 because the board looks fucking phenomenal this weekend especially after last weekend hey especially after last week After last weekend, let me get that. Before we get in everything, of course, we got to set this whole thing off. Everybody, bow your heads.
Starting point is 00:02:54 We have to do our prayer, our gambler's prayer. Lord, grant us the serenity to accept the results that we cannot change, the courage to change the things that we can, and the wisdom. Wait, hang on. And then the courage to make the bets that we can and the wisdom to know that it does not matter. for thine is the kingdom, the power, the Barstow sportsbook, and the glory of all yours, Lord.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Thank you for your abundant, abounding grace, Lord. Thank you that we don't have to earn a drop of the mighty river of grace that flows freely for us today, Lord. Thank you for the unexpected and unmerited favor that you're going to shower us with the board this weekend, Lord. and please put us in the path of wins and dollar signs and help us not neglect the disciplines that we need to meet with you regularly and to drink from your holy water, Lord. Thank you for your rich love, amen. Let's have a day, boys.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Beautiful. Jack, set us off, brother. Let everybody know how Bet the bust did last weekend because this is the reason you guys are going to need to be too. in each and every week because we've been on a little bit of a heater. However, we will not get seduced with success. But Jack, go ahead and seduce them with the success that we've been having. Brother, I mean, may I just say you have such a way with words.
Starting point is 00:04:25 But, yeah, the board last week went on fire. We talked about a fuck a degree. But, hey, we took our time, went to school, college football. We went four and two. Yes, sir. Beautiful. And then we moved to NFL. We always knew the NFL was a lock for us.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It always has been always will be. two weeks in a row. So yeah, forever. We went four and one. So it combined eight and three on the whole week on the board. And I believe you'd like to say a couple words, though, about... Yes. We did lose the bet the boys parlay, and we will not give up on Josh Allen. Josh Allen is somebody that we need. He's not somebody that you cut and be like,
Starting point is 00:04:59 we might not put him in the parlay anymore. As a matter of fact, we're probably just going to add him to the parlay now as we speak. Because I believe in the boy, and I know he's going to drop bombs over Baghdad come Sunday and give us two tuddies. But we will not give up on enemy. that you need late in the year. However, we did lose the bet the boys parlay. Derek Henry, we called it.
Starting point is 00:05:16 We said he's going to get a tutty this weekend, this past weekend. He did. Aaron Rogers, you can usually count on that dude. Now he's going to be in London. He's going to go across the pond. I think you can bet him as well. We're not going to get into the parlay yet. But we did lose a parlay.
Starting point is 00:05:30 And guys, for everybody saying, we did not go undefeated. I think when you look at the board, regardless of what the board says, the way we see it, we went undefeated. And here's why. Washington, they played on Friday. Friday games do not count in college football. I think that is understood, even though we will be betting the Nebraska game on this Friday, but Friday games don't count.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And then the other two games, we lost the over on Michigan, Iowa by one point. And we lost the Jaguars covering plus six and a half by a total of a point a half. So we lost a total of two games by two and a half points. If you remove that, we're undefeated. We're undefeated on the board. And the rest is like, that's fate. That's just, that's up to the gods. That's up to the gambling gauze.
Starting point is 00:06:11 They got to check us. They got to keep us humble. But guys, if you're not betting with the bet the bus, if you've been about, we're going to fade Willie, we're going to do this with Willie, like bet whatever Will says, we're going to do that. I know you guys are down bad this weekend, but hear me out. You always get in the mindset when you're down bad of why me. And in a situation like this, you can't allow yourself to become the victim. You've got to become the victor.
Starting point is 00:06:37 You've got to control your emotions. You have to be the dictator of your victim. your emotional ship. Be the captain of your ship. Because on Bet the Bus, we win or we learn. We do not lose. That is why you're tuning in to bet the bus. So if you're coming and listening to the boys on bet the bus, have your emotions in check because it will be a little bit of a roller coaster. And for those who bet it against me, may God have mercy on you. Because we still welcome you back with open arms, boys. We still welcome you back because we are going to continue to dominate the board. I'm not going to get cocky.
Starting point is 00:07:13 We're just confident in what we do here. JP, my boy, start us off. We're going to do, we got what? How many games on the NCAA, five, six? Five. Five, and we got six NFL games for you guys. And we're going to start off with the NCAA. Let's get it kicked off this weekend.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Mr. Yes, sir, himself, J.P. Hovey. Yes, sir. I love this game that we're about to get into, Will. Because Kansas is one of the best stories in college football. ball so far. We got TCU at Kansas minus seven is the spread. What do we got? I fucking love this game, and here's why. Kansas is undefeated, but at the end of the day, they're still the Kansas Jayhawks. You got to appreciate what they're doing down there, but TCU number one also, number one A, game day is there. And again, the Jayhawks will Jayhawk at some point in time. TCU has the
Starting point is 00:08:10 second best offense averaging. Listen to this, boys. 549 and a half yards per game. TCU is coming off a win where they absolutely undressed Oklahoma. People think Oklahoma's nice. TCU, Oklahoma knocked on the door. TCU let them in. They said, hey, get naked, take your clothes off.
Starting point is 00:08:29 You know what it's about to be. Let's get this thing on. That's what they did to Oklahoma last weekend. Absolutely smacked them. TCU is also 9 and 1 in their last 10 against Kansas. TCU minus 7, number 17 team in the country is moving up the charts because they're going to, they're going to beat Kansas. They're going to cover. Not only are they going to cover, I think they're going to beat their ass, but TCU minus 7.
Starting point is 00:08:53 We will see. Next, we got Nebraska. We will see. We have Nebraska at Rutgers. Pay off Willie will be in attendance. to collect a bag. What do we got, Will? Sir, I love how you said that, too,
Starting point is 00:09:12 because earlier what did I say? I said Friday games don't matter. They played on Friday. Friday games do not count in college football. I think that is understood. However, Nebraska's on the board this Friday. Nebraska's favored by only three points against fucking Rutgers.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Rutgers. Rutgers has been outscored 76 to 20 in their last two games. They rank 106 in the entire game in a total offense with like a little over 300 yards. parts per game. Nebraska is also listen to this, boys. This is what I fucking love serving up because we talked about Friday games don't matter, but in this case, here's
Starting point is 00:09:46 why Friday games do matter. Nebraska is 4 and 1 against the spread in the past five Friday games. Rutgers is 1 and 6 against the spread in their last seven home games. I've just delivered so much data to where you guys can see that this is not only a biased selection, but also
Starting point is 00:10:02 an unbiased selection. And not only that, but I will be in attendance on Friday. and I know that that is the juice, the extra juice, for an ass weapon, not only covering the spread but for an asswhip, because Nebraska's defense looked different last weekend against Indiana. They play with a little more fire up, play with a little bit more passion. They weren't a wet paper bag like the weeks prior to that.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Nebraska is a different football team right now, and I think they're going to continue their winning streak of one this weekend against Rutgers minus three on Friday night. You can't guarantee much, but have a good feeling about that game. Will. Purdue at Maryland, we're covering. Take us to the game. All right. Purdue, I like Purdue as a football team. They've, uh, their two losses were against ranked teams by a total of a combined seven points.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Purdue is only allowing 2.9 yards per carry. Maryland, again, it's like they're having a good year. What's so funny? Maryland. Maryland. Maryland is having a good year. You cannot, you cannot discredit them. like, Bravo, golf, clap, they're having a decent year. However, I think Purdue's a decent football team.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Maryland's past game is set up by the run game. That usually makes a lot of sense for any team. But if Purdue can stop the run, I don't see To his little brother being able to carry the team to a victory here. I like Purdue plus three as a nice little underdog play in the collegiate level. But that's what it is. I've spoken, Purdue. Purdue plus three against Maryland. Got you.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Next up, we got Illinois. versus Iowa. We were in a similar situation with Iowa last year, or last week like this. Tell us what you're thinking this week with Iowa, Will. All right. So I was got like one of the best scoring defenses in the country, and one of the best defenses in the country. I think it's the best in the Big Ten. And I want to say Illinois is the second best defense in the Big Ten. Also, the under is nine and one in Illinois's last ten games versus a team with a winning record. So all stats are saying under, but guys, we lost last week by one fucking point on the under. Again, you take that one point away, we win that game.
Starting point is 00:12:22 I said it last week. Risk keeps you young. And life is too short by Big Cat. This quote is from Big Cat. Life is too short to bet the under. We are betting the fucking over Illinois, Iowa. I, dude, I'm telling you, I think our next pick, too, that we'll get. into a couple great teams to be betting on this college football season that are little dark
Starting point is 00:12:43 horses now they're making their way to the Thunderdome is Illinois and Kansas State. That's a great transition into Kansas State. JP, you want to kick us off with what we have here. However, the over is 35 and a half on Illinois, Iowa. Listen, I know these guys can't really score and they're all about run and they're all about defense. However, we're fucking going to be cheering for the over this weekend. I know I am. Maybe that's one you want to fade me on. Good luck to you. And to wrap up our college slate, we will be going undefeated after this game. Will Kansas State at Iowa State minus two? Talk to us.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Yeah, this is a good game. I like both programs have been doing well. I want to say Iowa State lost a close one to Kansas towards like, oh, is Kansas for real being 5 and O? Again, hats off to Kansas. I think the Jayhawks are just going to Jayhawk this weekend. Kansas State's been on a little bit of a, a little bit of a terror. They've been on a little bit of a streak. Deuce Vaughn and Adrian Martinez, number one, can we get a moment of silence for Nebraska
Starting point is 00:13:41 losing Adrian Martinez to Kansas State and the transfer portal because he's been playing his ass off and I just want a moment of silence for Adrian Martinez because I'll credit to him a moment of silence. Thanks, boys. And I hope he hears that. Matter of fact, I'm going to send him that clip because we need him this weekend. We need him this weekend because I'm taking Kansas State minus two on an easy dub. If they've been playing the way that they've been playing recently, this is an easy dub, boys.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I think that's a very low and disrespectful number. Kansas State, here's some stats for you. Kansas State is 4-1 against the spread this season. Iowa State is 1-4 against the spread in their last five games against big 12 opponents. This is a big 12 game. This is a big 12 game. Iowa State's kicker has went 4-1 on field goals. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I said that wrong. Kansas, Iowa State's kicker went one for four on field goals last week. The dude, I don't want to say mean things about. college players because they're just kids. They're just kids. But if you've got to put the game in the hands of the kicker, which I don't think it's going to be because I think it's going to whip their ass. But if you need three points to cover that at the end of the game,
Starting point is 00:14:47 that boy ain't hitting the game winner. No, sir. That boy ain't in the game winner. He's going to get us paid. He's going to get us paid. That's what he's going to do. Kansas State minus two at Iowa State. I love that game because I like the way Kansas State's been playing,
Starting point is 00:15:00 and we might need to take a look at Chris Clement for Nebraska in the future. Love the way college football sounds. Now let's move on in to the NFL, Jack. You know we're starting with those boys in blue. That two-tone blue. Against that old squad for year 10 over here. But we got the Titans minus two and a half at commanders. Talk to us.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah, two programs, two organizations that I've had a hand in, right? An imprint on. An imprint on, a lasting legacy. The commanders, once known as the R-Words, and the two-tone blue and boys, Again, I want to give us credit. We don't like taking credit, but we got to give credit where credits do. Credit to bus went to boys and bet the bus. We didn't hit the panic button after 0-2 with the Titans start.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Matter of fact, you can argue the Titans are three-in-one. You make the field goal. You don't accidentally last minute you're holding the controller. Something slips. Your thumb goes a little sideways and just kick it out of the stadium on the side. You hit a usual field goal worth three-in-one. Fat Randy, we believe in you, brother. We believe.
Starting point is 00:16:02 We believe. We still believe in you. We're going to put you out. We're going to wheel you at there. We need to. But I love Titans minus two and a half against the commanders. Titans are 5 and 0 against the spread in the last five games in October. That's huge.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Again, Aaron Rogers said it. Vrable still the coach of the football team. He's pissed off right now. He's got them boys locked in on the three-team keys in every phase of football. In every phase of football. Offense, defense, special teams. Book it. Book that shit.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Commander's defense is giving up an average of 112 rush yards per game. King Henry is going to make the commander's defense bend the knee this weekend. We might have to throw Derek Henry in the bet the boys' parlay because I like my man against his defense. Wynce has been sacked 17 times already this season. It's a big day for the boys up front. The front seven, Jeff Simmons? Dupree? Oh, yeah, is Dupree playing?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Game time decision. That might be a game time decision. We don't know the information, but we ain't going to leak it if we did know it. Dude, Jeff Simmons, he's going to eat it up. All the boys, I think, they're going to have a heyday against Wins. Wins is going to wince. And the boys are going to win minus two and a half at Washington FedEx Field. Quick moment of silence, but not really because, you know, FedEx Field.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Moving on to the London game. I'm going to stop you right there. I'll take this over. We got to stop right now before people click out of this. Scroll back down and scroll back down. Packers, minus 8. We're going across the pond. Aaron Rogers, he has his peeky blinders cut.
Starting point is 00:17:37 He's over in London. I don't know if that's where it was filmed, but he's over in London. He's going to be at home. The Giants, they don't have either of their starting quarterback, or either of their quarterbacks, QB1 or QB2. They're trying out guys right now. All we got to do, boys in green and cheese is stop the run. I love the boys.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I love the front seven with Green Bay. You stop the run. You win this game. I think they will handle Sequan Barclay. I hate that because he's on my fantasy team. However, we can't let facts get in the way of our emotions. So I like Packers, minus 8. Aaron Rogers, he's starting to click a little bit with his receivers.
Starting point is 00:18:08 It doesn't matter who's out there. Aaron Rogers is like ranch with food. You put it on anything and it's going to work out. Packers, minus eight, book it over in London. Aaron Rogers is going to handle business. All right. Including celery. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Back in our land, Dolphins, minus three and a half first of jets. This one can be shaky, though. Give us some confidence, inspire us. You want some? I'll give you some. Dolphins, 10 and 3 against the spread in their last 13 games.
Starting point is 00:18:39 You guys might be thinking we don't have Tua, to a T. We don't have him. But Teddy Bridgewater is a, not good, a great backup.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Tool went down. My man's throwing, he was like leading the league, I think, in touchdowns, dicing him up, playing big. And then you go down
Starting point is 00:18:57 in a scary moment like that, T's in piece of two. I'm glad he's okay. But you go down like that, like Teddy Bridgewater was not. rattled. He's a great quarterback in these situations. And I know this is a little sneaky trap pick. Like, they're kind of disrespect to minus three and a half because I think you're
Starting point is 00:19:11 neglecting McDaniel's brilliance as a head coach and a play caller. I like dolphins minus three and a half. And again, I love Teddy Bridgewater as a backup stepping in. He's going to take over this game. Watch it, boys. Love it. Falcons, they treated us well the past week. So we're going to fly with them again. Plus eight and a half versus the bucks. All right. Here's some insider information. guys. The Falcons are two and oh since texting me about bringing me in for a workout. I just went in for a workout yesterday. I think that it's going to either level them up even more or maybe that's the jinx that they needed to lose, but I don't think so. I think the Falcons are a good football team that have a lot of young talent on that roster. They had a tough game across the country
Starting point is 00:19:54 in L.A. where they almost won Jalen Ramsey. God bless him. He sealed the deal and picked it off at the end of the game. They were up again. We said it last week. Week one, they were up on the Saints. Jammis Winston, knock him down, times he gets up 12, he ends up coming back and rallying back and they win a close game. They just got to continue to learn how to win because they're a young, talented football team. We've got to figure out how to get cowpits to football. We've got to figure out how to get cowpits to football. But Falcons plus eight and a half at the Buccaneers. The Bucs do have a good team.
Starting point is 00:20:19 They have a good defense. I know they're going to want to rally back after losing to the Chiefs. This is going to be a good game. However, I think the Falcons cover, I think the Falcons cover this spread. And I'm going to say, take them at plus eight and a half. I'm not going to say money land. I'm not going to be that risque about it because you, again, facts. don't care about your feelings.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I'm a little more emotionally vested in the dirty boys down south. But we're taking the Falcons plus eight and a half. Atlanta has been a covering machine recently. They may not win, but they're going to cover. However, we are rooting for these motherfuckers to win because we might be dirty boys in the future. Who knows? Killed the workout. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:20:54 Killed the workout. All right, America's team and America's quarterback Cooper Rush. We're going with Cowboys, plus four and a half first the Rams. The bag? Cowboys plus four and a half. I'm going to make this one quick. This one's a free pick boys. Cowboys plus four and a half.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Matt Stafford hadn't been the same since you pushed that chick off the stage. Take the Cowboys plus four and a half. That's all I'm going to say about it. Well said. All right. In our final game, we're going with those boys out in San Francisco who just put on a clinic. 49ers minus six and a half at the Panthers. Thoughts?
Starting point is 00:21:29 49ers are one of those teams that are like a complete football team. They play physical. They know who they are. They know their identity. They're creative every week. They play good defense. Debo Samuel is a fucking stud in his little post shooting at Jalen Ramsey. That is the NFL that we all want and we all love.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Like I love a little shit talk. I like the Niners to cover in Carolina. I know that's a big spread minus six and a half. It's right now it could move. Who knows? But the Niners have the number one defense when it comes to yards per game, yards per play, and first downs per game. Baker has shown
Starting point is 00:22:05 We love Baker But Baker has shown He hasn't been able to do a whole lot right now Maybe people aren't buying up his merch But he's shown he hasn't been able to do a whole lot right now They have the worst ranked offense At 262 yards per game I think the defense
Starting point is 00:22:20 I think the 49ers defense suffocates them The spread started at 4.5 and is now growing a 6 and a half That shows you how much people love this bet Shanahan with Jimmy G at quarterback is 36 and 7 their record together. I love them to cover against the Panthers. I also like the boy George,
Starting point is 00:22:40 he hasn't gotten a hot start this season. I like for him to have a little breakout game. I like for him, we're going to throw him in the parlay somewhere, whether it's an anytime touchdown or covering or going above and beyond his yards because I think he's due for again. That's why I'm wearing my hat.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Kittlest hat. It's about to be a Kittlefest in Carolina. 49ers, minus six and a half, and that will take us to the Bet the Boys Parlay. And again, I know I've said some names. I like there again. Henry this weekend. And again, for those of you, why I'm not saying what the parlay is, a lot of of these players like George Kittle and running backs, receivers, tight ends, a lot of their props
Starting point is 00:23:13 don't come out until the day of the game because they got to see who's active, who's not active. It's a little bit easier with the quarterback because you pretty much know who's going to be playing. I like Aaron Rogers to have two touchdowns. I like Josh Allen to have two touchdowns. I like George Kittle to hit one of his props. And I love Derek Henry to hit one of his props. Remember, the commanders are bending the knee to King Henry this weekend. I like a four, I like a four boy parlay this weekend, and I think it's going to fucking hit. I think it's going to fucking hit. What we have now is we're going to drop to you a voice message from our guy because we tried getting a hold of our guy. He unfortunately, he's in jail for the time being. He only had a
Starting point is 00:23:48 60-second phone call that he could deliver. He did it on a message because we couldn't time up. We were playing phone tag. Not for him. He only had one phone call. He left a message. We will play it for you. Then we will get to the bet the bus lock of the week. Playoff Willie, I don't have much time. Let me get into it. Broncos at home against the Colts. Love the Broncos. The two best players for the Colts are out. Taylor and Shaquille, Broncos are going to win big at home.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Going out to London. The big spread last week with the Packers that they didn't cover was not supposed to happen because it's this week. They're going to blow the Giants out. The Giants are not good. They've beaten no one. Going down to Tampa Bay, Brady's getting a divorce. Tom Brady's back on the market.
Starting point is 00:24:28 He is going to destroy the Falcons. this guy is back on the market. Look out MVP numbers coming. And then Ravens at home. The Ravens have killed me all year. Big leads giving them up. They're going to win big against rival Bengals. Trust me, Lamar and Company, you're going to take care of them.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Those are my four picks. I got to go. All right. As always, we appreciate the voice message with our guy. He's been rolling hot, by the way. He was on the hot seat after a week or two, right? And then he's dialed it up the last couple weeks. I think he's won a total of like six and three, I believe.
Starting point is 00:25:02 But the bet the bus lock of the week, here's your bet the bus lock of the week. And it is the most disrespectful line. And I'm taking this from my boy, Jack Hughes. Tell me before we got on the bus, he thought the most disrespectful line he saw was the Lions plus three at the Patriots. He doesn't know what's going on in Vegas right now,
Starting point is 00:25:19 but I agree with them because QB1 and QB2 for the Patriots are out this week. They're trying out, guys. And guys, listen to this. Lions have the best scoring and total offense averaging 35 points per game and 437 yards per game. Patriots do play good defense. However, the Lions are going to fucking continue to score. Hawk, he had a match.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Shout at the boy, T.J. Hockinson. Friend of the bus. Got him. But Hawk absolutely nutted on the Seahawks last week. Unfortunately, they lost because Gino Smith also nutted on the Lions last week. It was just a nut offense in Detroit. It was a nut off in Detroit. However, I love the Lions offense in this game.
Starting point is 00:25:58 They're getting there starting their best. receiver back. How do you say his first name, Jack? Amin Rae, St. Brown. Amin-Ross, St. Brown. Hock might not have the same level of game and stats. However, we're always going to take an opportunity to outlift the boys when it comes to these shows that we do because we're for the boys, always and forever. But I love the lines in this situation. They are three and one against the spread. They got their best receiver back. The Patriots are one and three against the spread this season. And again,
Starting point is 00:26:23 the Patriots do not have their QB1 or QB2. They're rolling with, what's his name, Zappi? Yeah, like, First name is Bailey, too. Hey, no, disrespect Bailey Zappy. We love you. I don't know the bus any time before these clicks and for these numbies and for this money. Somebody like Bailey Zappy is not going to win. It's not going to beat the Detroit Lions.
Starting point is 00:26:43 The Detroit Lions just got to fix what they got going on on defense. Because for the love of God, they are error rating. They are a scoring machine on offense. They're going to continue to do that at New England. Sorry to the New England fans. But I love, absolutely love. It's the bet the bus lock of the week. Lions plus three.
Starting point is 00:27:03 You know what? Fuck that. Lions Money Lion in New England. That's the bet the bus lock of the week. Boys, as always, hell of a show. If you're watching, leave comments. We need like over a thousand comments. Over a thousand comments.
Starting point is 00:27:21 We need subscriptions. We need all that. We love you. We appreciate you. Let's go get paid and get laid this weekend. Own the board. Don't let the board on you. Let's go, boys.
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