Bussin' With The Boys - Theo Vonn OFFICIALLY Has Beef With Bussin' With The Boys

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Recorded: March 21st 2023 | In this weeks episode, Will and Taylor declare war on Theo Von after a couple things that Theo has said on his podcast. The boys figure out where they stand on the situation and plot how they are going to fight back. Following the Theo war talk, we dive into a deep "would you rather" talk about going to the future or going to the past. We figure out that we are a big brain podcast and everyone gives their take on what they would do. This podcast is the boys at their finest and is all over the place. Enjoy the mayhem and comment below how we should get back at Theo. 0:00 Intro :49 beef with theo 5:21 physical vs verbal fight 13:15 real world show 29:16 would you rather, past or future 32:07 will would go back in time 41:57 what will dreads about possibly going back 42:40 how many things would you change 43:58 what the boys in the back would do 52:27 would your dad beat your ass 56:11 will’s dad story 59:11 taylor’s dad story 1:01:15 - tier talk ---- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Duke Cannon - Use code BUSSIN10 at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 10% off your entire order The Farmer's Dog - Go to https://barstool.link/FarmersdogBussin to get 50% off your first box + free shippingFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this is the this is this man's coming at us yes this man for whatever reason We listened to, so for some context. Theodore Roosevelt Vaughn. Yeah, Theodore Roosevelt Vaughn. He has a podcast this past weekend. A phenomenal podcast, actually. I was a massive fan.

I am. Yeah, I guess was. We was still funny. I was listening. I was giggling. He has a podcast where he, the last couple episodes, he's had George Kittle on. Last two episodes. Last two episodes, George Kittle and Caleb Presley.

He's thrown some, he throws some weird shots at the boys, wild shots. Meat shots, dude. Just punching us right in the groin. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems like he has beep with me faking the whole Caleb Presley death when Caleb was on a ventilator.

Theo and I were actually both. Theo went to that LSU game. I was supposed to go to it too and help open up or help like announce with Barso, the Barstow sports book opening in Louisiana or LSU when they did that party. Theo continues to go, the good friend that I am, I hung back and went to the hospital and visited Caleb. So when I'm hearing about all this stuff with Caleb and he's like, Yo, Theo sent me this voice message of, like, you know, rip the ventilator out. Fucking don't be a pussy.

Don't let him tie you down because Caleb was, like, tied down and on a ventilator because he was like about to fucking die. Yeah. But Theo, like, sent him this funny message, and Theo on his podcast this past weekend, he was like, you know, I think I was just listened to some David Goggins right before I sent you that voice messages. So we're laughing about it. I'm like, yo, so where's Theo Ed? He's like, oh, he went down to LSU. I go, he went on, you know, I forget what flight it was. I was like, y'all supposed to be on that flight, too.

I was like, oh, it's crazy. Like, you know, which one of your boys is here right now and which one continue to go down to LSU. I was like, hey, we should, we should send a, we should like fake your death. And it's not like Theo, like Theo's from Louisiana, but he's definitely not from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Where's he from?

He's from, like, one of those in the corner pieces of Louisiana. Yeah, like he gets, like he gets, yeah, he's not going to see family. He's going to have fun. Right, right, right, right. Because I have a buddy, Houston Bates. Shout out the boy, Houston Bates. You met him at the wedding.

And he's like, notorious for sending me videos of him like hunting at his camp. Oh, cool. Just like this trailer that they have that they call their camp and they just fucking ride four-wheeleres around naked and shoot animals.

Yeah. But yeah, it seems like Louisiana gets down a little different. Louisiana's, yeah. There's the south and there's Florida and Louisiana. Yeah. They're their own little entities. But all to see, I think Theo has beef

that I fake the death with Caleb. I knew it was going to fucking, it was going to hit good, obviously. Like, yeah, was that a little much and far? Absolutely. But anything for a nice. a little laugh. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? And I knew Theo, like, Theo and I don't know each other that well. And if you live in the world of giggles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I knew, like, I knew it'd be believable because Theo's like, I'm delivering the news to him. I'm like, fuck, man, do you hear about Caleb? And he's like, what, what happened?

I was like, he passed away. He goes, no, are you fucking with me? I said, I'm absolutely gutted. And then, like, Caleb was saying in the clip, like, I sent a photo of Caleb doing doing this, like right away, but he was up in the air so he didn't get the photo. He's like, are you fucking with me? And then obviously, I'm like, yeah, like, did you get the photo? I can't remember what we said.

And all that being said, like, Theo, if Theo really is so upset, which who knows if he really is. He gets on that flight when he could have went and saw Caleb. And the joke just played out longer because he didn't have Wi-Fi. Funny joke. It was a solid joke. I've heard that joke seven times and I've laughed every single one of them. You know? Yeah.

And then he, and then he. But what else was he got? What was he doing on Kittles Pot when he had Kittle on? Kittle's potty's talking about, Kittle brought up me working out early. And he said, well, why are you going to do that if you're just going to get hurt every year? That was a body bag. Yeah, yeah. The absolute body bag.

He zipped you up. And then says it again with Caleb. And then they brings up my teeth coming after my teeth. Yeah, which is bold because he's got fake teeth. You know he's got fake teeth with these things. You know what I'm saying? You drive a Mack truck through them gaps. And if not, if I'm not mistaken, I feel like his hair is artificial as well.

He got hair plugs. Yeah, I think he did. It's just because he wanted him. Yeah. Well, he's a, he is a rich boy now. He's a very rich boy. He's on that rich shit. Yeah.

He's on that rich shit. Yeah. Which also, shout out to Theo, for going back to Louisiana. You think a guy like him, once he made it, probably wouldn't never go back to the state he came from. Why you say that? Seems like that type of guy. He went away. Seems like that type of dude.

Once he's like made it, he's like, no, I don't fuck with the same people anymore. You like, the way you're verbalizing this, I feel like you have him in like a headlock right now. And you know what? That's a point, too. they actually talked about fighting us with guns. Yeah. There were guns involved there for sure win. But you knew Caleb, he's like, no chance.

And Theo was like, really? You don't think we have a chance? That would be fun to fight. I mean, I feel like Caleb is, you know, Caleb's a beast. He's a homie. He's a beast. I love Caleb.

I love Kittle. You know, but unfortunately, they put themselves in that situation. Yeah, yeah. Because Theo went out of me, what do you call me? He said like, he said you have C-T-E-E-F-G. C-T-E-F-G, that shit was funny.

Like, if you're talking about... That shit ain't funny. If you're talking about a real fist fight, we are going to bodybag both of them, no problem. There's not going to be, and it's not going to be close. Now, if it's a verbal war... A verbal fist.

A verbal war is going on. Which, the, hey, listen, there's banter on this bus. For sure. There is. There's some good banter. But no brains. Caleb and Theo,

the way their brains work, it's just on a different level. I don't know if it's a higher level. It might be a way sideways level. But it's just a different level than the way our brains work. Yeah, we ain't got a shot. I'll just do the whole thing. I'll laugh at all the jokes.

I'll just take it, you know, I'll take it to the apps. Like I'll wait for myself to get in the room. I'll think about some stuff and I'll try to put some things together. But that's how I would. Yeah. That's how I would try to circle the den, bro. Like Caleb was over at the house tonight. We were watching Jags versus Titans.

We got a little banged up. And I had to sit there on the couch for 10 minutes of him making bits about me looking like a high school drug dealer in my 30s. And just bodybagged me for seven minutes. And I'm just like, my. eyes are barely open. I'm laughing, but I'm like in my head, like, how do I get out of this tunnel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a giant wind tunnel. I look like Hasbula in the little wind tunnel in Vegas.

Yeah. Kind of scared. Also having a bit of a thrill. It seems like we're going down a path that the odds are stacked against us a little bit. But that's how we want it. I know, I know. I'm fucking... We've been gritty our whole entire life. Yeah, bro. This past weekend, that whole fan base, like, let's get after it. Yeah. Let's fucking roll around. Like, his fan base is much larger than ours. but our fan base, dude, are killers. You've seen the movie 300? Yes.

We just got to wedge ourselves in between a small gap in two mountains. Yeah. And have them come everywhere. And then we just got to fight off them coming. How do you think it goes? Like, do we cross collab on the pods and fucking... Not yet. You want to get physical?

You want to get physical? I want to get physical, dude. I want to beat up a comedian. I think it's, tough because Caleb, like, you know, we're in this beast club. We're in this little beast group and shit like that and kills my boy. But you see he's donking in a little bit. You see he's instigating thrown up.

He absolutely is. That's a great reference. He throws it in there. He puts it all together to get, he's like, seems like you have beef. Like maybe Will more specifically than Taylor, blah, blah, blah. Theo says the stuff. He's like, yeah, man, I mean, that's, that's good guys. He goes, yeah, they're good guys.

I mean, they're good guys. You know what I mean? Kind of watching. He's instigating. Yeah. He's instigating situation. You saw that coming. But I don't know what's going to say if we got to get if we got to get something going

If we go two on two rough and rowdy Yeah You know what I mean? A lot of a prank on him like burn his house down or something like Obviously when he's not home You know what a fucking prank dude Slash his tires Get his girl pregnant

Yeah We'd show him Something that yeah Yeah and then make him believe it's his for 18 years You know I see something like that Red coming in your eyes right now You're about to black out

I'm just trying to think of things we can get him because there's no way. How'd the, we could both stand on mics. If Theo sat in this chair right now, it basically just be, our boys in the back would just basically watch an absolute murder session. Yeah, for sure. And then they wouldn't respect us anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I think for the boys, like, we'd have to swing no matter what.

It sucks knowing that, you know, I was chuckling at some of the jokes, but we got to stay in ten toes down at some point. Yeah, because I don't think about me in that situation. I think about my family. When they see that. When they see what? When they see what? said, and they know I got nothing for him.

Why, wait, what is what your family going to say about it? Maybe not respect me anymore. My five-year-old might just fucking not want me to take her to school anymore. Are you worried about... Are you worried about tail and seeing the clip? You know, Tailing stays bodybagging me.

But you don't let this happen? What are you to say about this? I'm like, babe, I really don't fucking know what to say about this. Yeah. But he came at you for something he already has, too. Like, it's teeth. Yeah, it's fake teeth. Teeth and injuries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. injury thing. What did he say in the Caleb one? He said he's trying to stay injured just to get more

contract money. Which doesn't even make sense. I'm cut. I'm really getting no more money. I'm trying to get some fucking money. No question. We're all trying to get some money. Go back to the hospital. My knees don't work anymore. No doubt. I do know. I don't know. I mean, I don't think he's really done anything real active in his life. He went on real world. Yeah, and I watched him getting a lake one time in the real world. He looked like he was having a hard time getting over those rocks to get in the middle of that little river. But I don't really know.

Back during the time, man, I used to watch the real world road rules and there were a couple cats. The athletic dudes, what is it, CT? Now, I do know, I do know that I've heard watching videos and stuff like that. I think he was on Bobby Lee's Tiger Belly and Bobby Lee brought up real world. And I don't think, I don't think, that's like a no touch thing for Theo. I don't think he likes that. Yeah, I don't think he enjoys that.

And out of respect to the game, not trying to get personal. we should probably stay away from it. That being said, look at them. Yeah, I mean, if you're, if you're coming at visuals, you can open it up. That opens up the gate. Like his teeth look phenomenal in that right picture. That left one. Like he's right.

He's right. I struggle seeing like, you know, his little preemie joke that I felt like George forced to force. Scroll back in there a little bit because I don't think it's just teeth, brother. I don't think that's just scoot over a little bit. That tan's a whole lot thicker. Well, he could have just have a good tan on it. eyebrows raised. There's some Botox in that forehead.

Maybe some, maybe a nose. Did he get some nose work done? You know what I mean? It's kind of pointed up and the second one on now is kind of looking at us. Yeah. Maybe. JP, you think nosework? 100%. JP, what did you say about Theo? Ice Age? Yeah, Theo looks like the nut that the squirrel is just after the whole time. That's how I view, Theo.

There's our best verbal abuser right there Fucking Jakey hubby, dude I can't wait until he comes on the bus You want any more of that deal? Man, I don't think he's going to come on. He's been trying to get him on the park for a while. We've tried to get him on for a long time, so. FaceTime him.

You have his number, right? Give that man a shout. It'd be tough if he doesn't answer. That's an ignore. Didn't let it ring all the way through. Don't you think? We should look, we should Google how many rings he usually takes, but I think that's an ignore.

That's a decline. I think there's a line drawn in the sand. You know what I mean? It just depends like, hey, you know, how much fun do we want to have with this thing? Like they got a bigger army. They're probably better trained. No, no, no, no. We can't give them that.

They're better trained just verbally, like just quick-wittedness. You know what I mean? Their brains just operates on a different level. I needed that. I was lacking confidence. But that's not disrespect on our brains. We got some nice brains, bro. We got some beautiful fucking brains.

Yeah. It's just our shit. It works in, you know, different. There's levels. You know what I'm saying? He's been in the game a long time. They're just fighting a different war. than we are.

Listen, Theo wants to do this. Then we got to sit down after this podcast, have a brain trust, and figure out where we're going to go from here. Maybe we do,

like, you can include verbal, you can include physical. Maybe we do our own real world road rules. Just four of us, just put us in a house,

confession corner. You know what I mean? Yeah. You can talk shit. You can do all the same stuff. Yeah. I would love to do that, actually.

Yeah, like maybe a week long, Real World Road Rules. We can't leave the house. Yeah, yeah, can't leave the house. Yeah. I like that. I mean, I think that's solid. Legitimately.

Real world one week in Nashville. Yeah. Yeah, why not do that? Around that? Just produce the whole thing. What would we call it? Because apparently real world road rules, those could be some triggers. Yeah, that would be a trigger for him.

This past weekend? This past busing. That's why That's why he made the short bus jokes on us Right there Is that This best busing Man

He did make a short bus I mean It is short It's not the short bus It's a short bus It's a standard bus I used to drive one of these to school But man fuck that

You know what I'm saying JP? Trust me I'm ready for war There we go I've been waiting my whole life for this Yeah man What would we call our The whole

Let's brainstorm right now let's throw stuff at the wall. No dumb ideas. Yeah, you're right. That was dumb. I'm sorry. No, no, no dumb ideas. Like, that's on me. I shouldn't even. I know, but I shouldn't even done that. Hey, that's just stopping. I'm going to shell up for a little bit. Give me three. Give me three minutes. I'll be back. Yeah. Huh? Here's the, here's the deal. Here's the deal. I can speak to that. I can speak to what you're feeling, gee. It's you're entering in a world of where it's verbal at the moment. And right, it's like, you get shocked. It's in the shock phase.

right now like fuck we're about to go up against Theo Vaughn like he's got the jokes and Caleb like I feel like Caleb's too much. Don't even worry about Caleb dude like Caleb's like that's fair You know what I mean? Like now that we're I don't like how I'm being treated on this episode I don't like the last five minutes

of this episode the way I've been treated a little bit and so I need to fucking I'm just saying I'm going to take five now I said I was to take three I didn't even take the three I'm going to take that whole five You're like thinking you're about to get in this verbal octagon with a guy like Theo It's a little intimidating, yes.

But now that we're getting more and more remove, I hear J.P's energy a little bit more, I'm like, what are we fucking doing? Like, let's mix it up. Let's throw it around. Let's see what we fucking land. Theo mentioned chat Gpt or JPD. I love chat GPT, bro.

So I just went on there and I got my voice. I typed in what are good names for a TV show with four guys in a house for a week that are against each other. And if you want to just go ahead and start reading off some of these names. Competition cabin. That kind of catches my eyes. conflict cottage. Yeah.

Battle bunkhouse. Opponent. Rival retreat. I mean, these are actually kind of solid. They really are. And shout out JetGPT, dude. Jet GPT. I don't even know what that is.

What is that? It's an AI software that you basically type in anything. Oh, no. It's happening again. It's like a new thing. Oh, no, dude. Kids in high school.

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Hey, adversary abode. We are falling apart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are we scared? I just can't. That word I couldn't read. And once I said, once I stumbled. Ma'am.

I'm afraid to speak right now. Why are you afraid to speak? You know what? The way you've treated me. No, no, I'm just trying to build our confidence. You know what I mean? You've done a great job of that well. I'm trying to build a confidence.

I'm trying to build our confidence. You know what I mean? When I was like, hey, we have beautiful brains. I'm trying to build that confidence. Like, yeah, but Caleb. The only person in here that's giving me confidence is JP. Actually, not even JP. You shit on me for the AI con.

You know what? I'm spiraling. Let's do an ad read, dude. Do an ad read. Through the ads. Time out, time out, time out. Are we in a good spot? You and me?

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Yeah. I'm just making sure the team's solid. Team solid right now. It's just conflict before cooperation. And right now, people listening, we just got a lot of work to do. We got to get in the lab and really figure out how we're going to take down this opponent.

We're about to play the New England Patriots when Tom Brady was on. Yeah, yeah. We're the young squad coming in this arena. And we're the 2015 Titans. Like we got to put some fucking work in. We got to upset. You know what I'm saying? The line's big.

So let's fucking get to work. Yeah. Thoughts. JP. What do you got? What am I thinking on? Not this war that we're going into. How do you think we should strategically go about it?

Yeah. Physical is the easiest move. I don't know if we should. Yeah, physical's easy for us. But physical is such an animal brain move. Yeah, we don't want to do that. Playing into. Will is no.

just go for an ankle lock immediately. So we got to protect everybody. At least we're a damn good wrestler too. Yeah, yeah. We know we're not worried about the physical aspect. If it has to get physical, we can do that. We can't play into that mode. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I think this fucking week long locked in a house is the move with a series of competitions. Yeah, I'm telling you, recreate fucking, recreate, you know, road rule. Real world road rules. Yeah. Yeah, we create that. There is strength in numbers too. We have a larger team than Theo and Caleb wherever he stands.

We know where Caleb stands, man. Right. Right in the fucking middle. He's on his knees for Theo. Now Theo's guy that he has working his computer, he could be a wild card. He's a weapon. I will always give my props to him. I can't remember his name right now, but he's good.

What gives you confidence in him? What has he done? Not much. That's what gives me confidence in him. Whenever he barely speaks and whenever he speaks, you're always like, wait, what? Hang on now. Really?

Really. You can pay respects going into this thing. Yeah. I'll take care of him. That'll be mine. I'll take care of him. Don't even think about him. Yeah.

I think that is the move. I think that'd be a good move. We'll see if Theo wants to get on board with doing something like that. Yeah, it's going to be a tough sell. Because from everything I've heard, he's not a big fan of that portion of his life. Right, but I think if we're trying to, if we're trying to juice this thing up and figure out ways to solve this problem. Yeah. Force him in the house.

Walk him in. Ain't a way he's getting out. Go and kidnap him or something. We could kidnap him. Yeah. I think the plan, the thing I said before the South Carolina trip needs to happen. Yeah. However we go about that.

Agreed. Yep. I think that's all I can say. What city? That's all I can say right now. That's all I can say right now. Oh, no, now I'm confused. This is why we got the bus comment.

We got big beautiful brains, though, Will. Yeah, we do. I'm fucking sleep on our brains now. Brother, we're going to handle this shit. Because we can, we got some bricks up the sleeve. Do you now? I've been downplaying, like the first 15, 20 minutes to wipe that out of your brain.

Just know I'm. He's ready, folks. What are we doing again? whatever dude we don't mean we don't need to make this whole podcast about theo we don't need to do that what do we talk about now then Caleb what are we going to do now yeah Caleb also Caleb said no to you coming on a Sunday conversation yeah but I you know don't protect him no there's times where I can you know I'm not like trying to protect him there but I'm saying like that's something where I don't feel like you try and invite yourself on you either get you either get the it's like

getting invited to the Willie Wonka fucking candy factory. You don't get invited to that. You have to find the gold. You know what I mean? Caleb, you can tell he's very much in his creative bag at all times. Like he's very selective about who he wants to approach and go after. If he feels there's a spot on Sunday conversation for the boy one day, I'd be happy to do it. But like we can't, we can't hold that against him to not.

I think we'd all love to go on Sunday conversation. Oh, who would? However, it's just about waiting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Waiting and playing the game, you got to play. Right. However, based on how this shakes out, this, this, this brings out. this bridge might be burnt at the end.

Between all of us. You and I might not make it through this. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out my strategy. I was going to say what's going on right now. You know, I got a big brain too. Ignore the last 30 minutes of this podcast. I'm fucking in here working, dude.

You don't fucking see what's going on at the top. There is some stuff going on. I can't even explain. Yeah, but it was more of the shock of seeing your boys, Caleb and George. just going on. Who you have a relationship with? Like, we're boys with both of them.

We had Beast Club. Yeah. A prestigious group. But I saw the, I saw the Caleb deal relationship. You know, it's, I knew that one was going to take off.

They're a match made in heaven. Why did you say had the Beast relationship? What happened? Caleb's boy, Jeff. He lives in Dallas, right, Dallas? Jeff Shoddy, dude. Yeah, he's a fucking beast. Big Beast.

We met him. He's the man. Yeah. Caleb doesn't believe in waking up before 9 a.m. every day. So Caleb, he said he'd do it for a week. It was a punishment for him because when we were in Tucson for the Arizona Bowl, he said he was going to drive back with us to Phoenix. And I was sick.

And I was like, all right, we'll wait for Caleb. Caleb's a boy. We could have a good time, get a little banged up at the house and have some fucking vibes. Caleb bailed. So for the week, he came. He did a good job. Then he bailed. So Jeff's gone.

Caleb's gone. Then it's just me and Will. My daughter's got to go to school. All right. So I started doing earlier workouts in the last three weeks. This is the third week I've been doing it. So Beast Club is essentially dead. So Beast Club for four guys.

Four dudes. Taylor, Shottie, Caleb. Caleb moved back to Florida. Oh, that happened too. Taylor, Caleb and I would workout probably around 930 or 10 every day. But then when Taylor was ready to roll, he wanted to start going at 8. I was good with going 8 because you go earlier.

You want to get that part of your day done? Caleb didn't want to do that, but I was going for probably a week straight. It was just me and Taylor of going at 8 in the morning. But then Caleb got back in the mix before he moved back down to Florida. His boy, Jeff, Shottie, came into town and he wanted to be part of he wanted to get a lift in too because the boy likes to fucking jack. You can tell he's fucking in it, dude. He was the linebacker at North Carolina, Stud.

Yeah. And so when he was in town, all four of us would go work out at 8. Caleb was like, I will start working out at eight, but only for this week. But when we were all around each other, they're around each other every day, we just said we are the Beast Club. And then we made a group chat. It was Jeff, dude. Jeff came up with that name. He would call everything Beast.

Yeah, just everything's Beast. Yeah. But that is. You would do one exercise and it wouldn't even be that heavy a way and he'd go. We had a Beast Club for a couple weeks or a few weeks. It was probably less than a few weeks. Yeah. And less than a couple weeks.

I think it was one week. Yeah. He was in time for like five days. And then Kayla moved back. Taylor works out of five now. So there's just, and Jeff doesn't live here. So they're just, that's why there's no more Beast Club. It's dead, dude.

I don't get a choice. My daughter's got to go to school. I don't even know if we talked about how Beast Club is even formed. Caleb does not live here. Yeah. What a prestigious group, though, for a week. Yeah. But we're in our group chat talking about Beast stuff all the time.

Yeah. And you want to know something too, Caleb going on Theo's show. Yeah. is after he was on Theo's show, because we had dinner the night before. He's like, I'm going to go on Theo's pod. And then afterwards, he's like, would you want to get a, like, a sauna session in at Booth? Like, I know it's late. You don't like to do later in the day, blah, blah, blah.

He's like, or I can just come from Theo's pod. He'd come over and hang with Rue and hang into my flight at like 630 or something like this. What a friend. And I was like, yeah, I'm down with that. But then he does the pod. And as you guys heard on this past weekend, they're talking about the two cold plunges he has. he was like oh I'm going out to do cold I'm going to hit the cold water and I Caleb never even came over so then I see he went to Theo's after that to cold plunge even more

it's kind of like ah it's a slap in the face man it's a slap in the face and I hate finding out that I think this is like the third time he's done something to you like that the first was arizona ball that one I think there was one time too he just like got up and left your house Arizona bowl nah nothing with the house he would he was like kind of off the reservation multiple times when it came to like working out and us doing like the accountability stuff. Because he would like go on his Sunday conversation trips and he'd come back. He's like, oh, I need to get back into it.

And him getting back into was essentially just rolling out and doing some stretches. You know what I mean? Yeah. But. Man, the more we talk about Beast Club, the more you realize it really wasn't what we thought it was. I know, man. It was like a core moment in my life. That's us. You know what I mean?

You come from it. Just same with Shoddy. You come from that mold of like the locker room And you want the boys You want the fucking chemistry of getting jacked Yeah And you want it to be what we thought it was But now we know it never was

I think if Jeff lived here Put that on a graphic Put that on the graphic Hey can we get the graphic Or the quote I said that You know that one time What'd you say? I think it was on the Brian Callan episode

No The Wolf at the Door is No something about no Leisure not struggle No is just an opportunity I said something and I said put that on the graphic. It sounds like we did.

What else was there to talk about? What were we ending on the other day on Tuesday? We were talking about... And I said, no, save it. Would you rather go to the past? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you rather go back in time? And then you said your superpower would be to manipulate time.

Yeah, it definitely would. And then you had another one, though, right? Yeah, it was like, go in... If you were going to the past, would you want to go, like, before you were born, or go to a time when you were a certain age, but when you went back to that age, you were. You had to relive that. Yeah, you couldn't go back to, like, Taylor couldn't go back to when he was 13.

You'd have to be 13. You had to be 13. There's another one that came into the fall. It was what, it was, I was talking about the superpower. Because I was talking about getting up early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do want to touch on the going back in time thing one more time. You thought about it some more?

I have. Yeah, I did. I thought about it a little bit. night. And here's my question because my original thought was we'd rather go back in time. And in my head, you could go right back to the present and then kind of manipulate back and forth or go to the future and see what's going on and go back. And so, but you jumped in a couple of things. And you said, once you go back in time to a certain age, you can't go back? Now, in your hypothetical, can you go past you before you were born and then go back to the

present? Because there's nothing to live. Mine was, yeah, mine was, I want to say somebody in the back through in that wrinkle, like, can you go back even beyond? Because then that's when we started talking about, you know, if somebody beat you in the sperm count. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah. My hypothetical would be, it's from birth, like, in your life, what state of being only you could go back to in your own body? Would I go? You know what I mean?

You're asking a different question than just the hypothetical, would you rather go in the future or go in the past? Past. I'm talking past. Your self. Past self. Anywhere in the past self or anywhere to your future self. And you have to, like, so once you go to your future self, you have to keep living? Oh, I don't know.

Oh, it totally makes sense. My wrinkle was, would you rather travel back in time or would you rather- Mitch? This is why people tune into this podcast. Would you rather go back in time or jump forward to the future? I feel like the consensus there is travel back in time because you can basically figure everything out. My wrinkle that I threw in and was like, hey, once you travel back in time, you have to stay there and relive it just to balance the fucking. jump to the future. That was my whole

that's all I was trying to do. I'm trying to make like another one or make it more confusing. So you can jump to the future and jump right back though. Yeah, I'd say so. Then you almost would want to live in the future. Sounds like a classic hot tub time machine. Yeah. Going forward and going back in time to create Lugel instead of Google.

But did they stay there in the hot tub time machine? I don't think they did. They came back to their present self. Yeah. Because they put the Looz stayed. Yeah, Luz did stay. He stayed back and that's how you got Lugel. Yeah. And, Monly Lou, I think as well as

Motley Lou. I'd go back. I'd go back. I'd go back in time and relive everything. I don't care. I would love that. You heard Will talk about his 8th grade? Yeah, his dad pumping him up for sports when we recorded the intro the other day. He's reliving that. And when we talk about favorite grades, I'd have to look back at my

tier talk, but I want to say 8th grade was a year for your boy. Would you go back to Nebraska? Yeah, 100%. No, brother. Yeah, I would. You've been to berries. Here's what happened. If you go back in time with the same brain you have now,

obviously you still love Nebraska, but you're going to go about your business in a much different way. Imagine having all the football experience you've had going back in time and basically getting to redo it, knowing everything, you're going to be the number one kid in the country year. You know, you still got to make your same choices. Like, you would have to still go by the same stuff. No, that makes no sense that you're just going back and you're basically watching your movie of your life.

The whole point of going back is like redoing it. Yeah, but there's not like, there's not a lot of shit that I would redo. Like, I would just love to go back and fucking live that life again with the boys. There's a lot of shit. You'd hang back, hang with the boys and stuff like that. But you'd also know that type of situation. You know like being eighth grade. Eighth grade was my least favorite year of school.

I would go back and I would own that shit. and figure out a new way to make it way better. Then I'd go to high school already in shape, not being a little fat tubby kid, and ripping, crushing it. Probably being Allstate my freshman year. Yeah, I mean, I'd still try hard as fuck. Like, I don't feel like you can rewrite your ceiling.

What are you upset about? I don't know what's going on. You're like pissed off. I just feel like you've made it, you've made nothing. Like, you've made nothing. You mean, by what you're saying, I don't want to go in the back in time anymore.

I'll just go to the future. I'll just go in the future and I'll come back. Like what we're Taylor and I are saying, like, you go back to like, do things differently. Whereas what you're saying is you want to go back just to relive it again. I would do both. Like, I would do things differently and relive it. Like I thought my fucking eighth grade years and shit, I thought that stuff ripped, bro. Get more hoes.

You know what I mean? But you couldn't, based on what you said, you said you can't change anything. No, I didn't get more hose. I didn't say you can't change anything. I'm saying it's subjective. Like you travel back to an age and you get to be that person throughout now, but you know in the same brain you have right now. Yeah.

That's what we were saying. And then you threw the little nugget in Mitch, am I acting crazy right now or is what's going on? Maybe it was just misinterpreted, but I was happening on this podcast. I thought you said that, I thought that you said you wanted to just go back to eighth grade and just live exactly how you did it. No, no, no. Because he's like, I think you're, what did you say?

Like, you could be. You could like, what? I basically said, like, essentially, you could be like the number one kid in high school football. Go back to age. Yeah, but I don't think that happened because I still tried to fucking do that, like trying. Yeah, but the brain you have now and all the, like, you know how to work better than you did back then. Right, right, right. So, yeah, it would be better.

You'd be a better football player. But what I'm saying is like, I would still go to Nebraska. I would still do. I think that's what really threw them off. I think that's really, once I said you wouldn't go to Nebraska, you fucking, your hardware got rewired. Yeah, I think no matter what, you get to choose whatever you want to do. you can do whatever you want i'm back on past yeah i'm back on the past yeah you got lost a little bit but now we're back we were now we're back i just got really confused when he's like you just got to

essentially he's like you basically go to the movie of life and just enjoy it i'm like i'll just go to the future and come back then no no i mean yeah i'd go back to eighth grade and i'd fucking be in eighth grade and i would fucking get hosed dude host yeah who uh who's the one you're thinking about there's no one that i'm thinking about there wasn't one that you're like, damn, she's an absolute smoke show. Now, mind you. Maybe from another school. You know what I mean? Like, maybe somewhere in the county. Maybe I get outside the county a little bit. Bro, think about this, though. You're 33?

It's more. Oh, you're 33. Yeah. You go back to eighth grade with your 33-year-old brain. And now you're with 13-year-old girls. You're going to look at these 13-year-old girls like, bro, you're so young. And you're not going to do nothing. I'm not going to do nothing. Don't fucking do that. Don't fucking do that. I'm just saying, wait on, hang on.

I'm playing the entire game of going back in the past. Sorry for doing that. Let me reiterate what you said. So I'm taking my 33-year-old body, an adult brain, and I'm going back and seeing 13-year-olds, and I'm thinking, I'm assuming that, like, oh, you guys are really young because I have an adult brain now. So it seems a little pedophilish. Yeah, but we're not, but you're not. You're 13.

But also, you still have your brain you have right now. So you're still 13. You're still barely getting pubic hair. Yeah. However, your 33-year-old brain, would you be really trying to get hosed? or would you see the moms and try to get the moms? Probably both. You know what I mean?

Like, if you got, it just depends on the game, you know what I mean? But I think you're having a hell of a time just reliving life. Because everybody's like, man, everybody thinks, man, if I could go back with the knowledge that I have now, like things that they would redo, things that they would rewrite, go about differently. You get to do all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fucking rat.

Going back in the past is the move. Do you think going back in the past with the brain you have now, you think he would make a decisions that you would be proud of? Do you think you would make better decisions? Or would you make a decision and later in life still be like, fuck? I think the inevitable of like making a decision and being like fuck when you're older. I would obviously make better decisions. But I would also make some probably worse decisions knowing in my head.

Because everything's so amplified. When you're a teenager, you can literally just see what blinders on. you don't see the big, really the big picture. You have your dream or whatever you want to accomplish. But really, like, those teenage years, just from a developmental standpoint, you really can't see past the week. And so I would be able to look past the week and be like, yeah, I could definitely do this. And I'm going to be fine.

Like the risk to reward ratio that I would play in my head that seems so much bigger in the risk category, being 31, I'd be like, this shit's not going to matter. If I do this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, totally. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like zoom it out and just saying the same.

Yeah. be able to zoom out. And like, you remember high school? Like, you really like, you think, I got to get through these weeks. I got to do these practices. I got to work out. I got to make sure you get the homework done. And then when you get around Wednesday, it's like looking forward to the weekend. How are we going to get Anthony Stevens brother to go buy us beer? How are we going to find beer this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And what things would I do? That's a fun thought, dude. It's a fun thought to go back and be like, man. Would you guys, would you guys do anything drastically different? I think I'd go to the few.

future. Oh, really? Yeah. Seems safer that way. That way. Yeah. That's actually not a bad point. I'm just too curious.

Yeah. And if I went back to when I was 13, I would live those 18 years. And once I got back to 31, I'd be like, fuck, now I really don't know what's going to happen. But you, you can go forward and then come back. Oh, I didn't like that. I'm going to change some shit up. But there's an argument for both. with Matthew McCona Hay right now.

Welcome to the side. What you say? We're just in a Lincoln car commercial with Matthew McCona A. Yeah. Because when you get to this present moment, it's not like the world has fast forwarded on you. Like we're still here. Like me, I would love to go back because I know when I get banged up and I reminisce and I think about the nostalgia.

Like I fucking, I'm like, man, you don't get these moments back, bro. You don't get all them fucking, when you're with the boys in different parts of your life. And then when they're gone and now you look back, you're like, man, I wish this group was kind of still together. And you didn't know that that last time you hung out was probably going to be the last, probably can count on one or two hands, the last time you'll ever see them again.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And you don't know it at that point. But then when you go back and you're in those moments, you can fucking, you know, you're up there giving a hell of a speech trying to get the boys right. And maybe you tell a couple of your best friends like, hey, I know what goes down.

And one of them will believe you. Yeah, one of them will believe you. And all you got to do is something light. something minuscule, like a couple bets or like, and you're not actually betting. Yeah, like, hey, watch this, bro. Oh, hot-sup time machine. Like so-and-so is going to get caught up right here.

We just watch. Something in the high school bubble, something in the national news. Like, you call it a couple things and you're just like, I'm telling you, bro, like, join me. I'm, I'm about to kick you. You're starting to cold. You're starting to cold. But, like, that's why I want to go back because I'm always like, man, I would love to go back to certain moments. You're like, because you're not going to remember every single thing.

you remember the last time you hung out, but like, while you're hanging out with your boys, you're thinking, is this last time? No, this happened. I remember actually this happening. And then you get to that last time. And when it finally clicks, this is the last time. And you're going to be so sad. Sad as bad. Thank you, Mitch. You can make the effort to go back and like make sure it's not the last time. For sure. That's what I'm saying. I think there would be a little bit more urgency about stuff. Yeah. But you'd also have to keep perspective on like not trying to force something. You know what I mean? There'd be a balance. But I'd like, that's why I'd like, that's why I'd like, that's why

I want to go back. It's definitely way more complicated to go back than it is to go forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's definitely a level of like chess. You don't want to fuck something up.

It's not like I don't want to be here. Yeah. So you don't want to end up like where you go down a different path. You know what I mean? Again, hot tub time machine. They bet on the football game because they thought they knew what happened.

And a squirrel came out of nowhere and ruined the game. And then they found themselves in the bathroom. About to give head. It sucks and day. Yeah. It would be you. The only thing,

you guys want to know, You guys want to know the truth about what I dread about going back? Yeah, that's why we're here. Them GPP workouts. All roads lead back to the brass. School too, but when you figure that out? You figure that out. Yeah.

My shit. I didn't have that hard of a time at school. I mean, I did terrible. I did so terrible and it still worked out. Like, I know, like, if I went back, I'd be like, yo, I could just do bad. Yeah, but when you want to be. You want to be more intentional because you like... I would definitely be more intentional.

You think back attention. You like, oh man, I wish like you develop more in certain areas. So it's like if I would have took that a little bit more serious. Yeah. Yeah. But how many things do you change about your past where your future now is not the same? I think the butterfly effect.

I think just attachment. I think just attachment. What do you mean? Jakes. Yo. That is like the number one thing that goes through dudes when they like want to go back to like, yo, I would fuck so hard. So many.

Probably wouldn't because you see your boy would be saving up his little bank account just to get new teeth as early as possible. You know what I mean? Bro, you go back to time. You go like Austin Powers when he looks in the mirror and be like, ah, fuck, man. You got these again? Yeah. But like, you know how you're in the small town world? Like everything is like that one tree hill, smallville life.

Shout out them shows are fucking awesome. But you're trying to get like, you're trying to give it the pretty girl in that town or whatever. You never think outside of like the county or the town. You go outside. You're really attached. I'm just saying I would have the perspective of knowing like things are going to work out. Right. So that way you could, you know, get in your bag.

I'd probably stick to my town for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had some unfinished business back then. Yeah. Man, what a fucking weird deal. Yeah, but that's a conversation that is had, bro. Yeah, all the time. That's a locker room conversation.

Yeah, that's a locker room conversation. What about, JP, would you have back or forward? I'm going back for sure. A lot of the same reasons as Will. I shout out to my parents. I had a great childhood. Knowing what I know now, it would be even better. And I would kill to go back to mainly just like the summertime when you're in like elementary school hanging out of the pool all day.

That's what I want to go back for them. That's a fair point too. Because yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a very fair point. That's a good point. Going back. What's one thing? Do you have a thing in mind that you would change? the thing I would change

I don't know like the thing that sticks out of my head the most is working a job my senior year because it stressed me out so much because I was working and playing football and playing travel soccer and I was just like miserable for six months but like I probably wouldn't go work that job

yeah fuck that job yeah it was hard to get us some of them job lives dude fuck never working at a restaurant again boy could sling some stuff at movie gallery now I worked at a sushi place for two weeks. I quit. California Roll Specialist?

Yeah, I was a bus boy. I didn't even go in to get my... California role. I didn't quit. I just stopped showing up. I never picked up my first check. It was never about the money for you. Yeah, there's a sushi place in Scottsdale, Arizona that owes me about $136.

I'm going to get that. Jack, is there anything you go back? Would you go back or you jumping forward? I was back, but then Gary made a good point. Once you go back once, it's like, that's it. You're going to go back multiple times. I mean, I guess you could, but you're just, I feel like then you're just reliving almost like the same like first general years.

If you're going forward, especially for me, like being diabetic, I'm going and finding that cure and coming back and having a normal health life now. So I know that's kind of like a weird spin-off, but he really put that in perspective. Yeah, yeah. But you say it and I know like, and not to even make it more word, But once he said parents, there's something like I would drastically be intentional about. Like, after my mom's knee surgery, like, you're like, the blood, the stuff that keeps everything flowing correctly so you don't get clots and shit like that, you're able to see that now and maybe change it.

But then that's like some butterfly effect type shit. Yeah. years in the future. And you go and it's just, it's just black everywhere. Yeah, bro, that would be scary. Yeah, I mean, like the world ended, like, of some cat-a-struck of it. What's that

a, like, superheroish TV show, where they all, like, live in this mansion, it's on Netflix. Oh, wow, wow, umbrella academy. Yeah, umbrella academy where they see the future and it's, like, fucking gone. And they're trying to, like, you know, get everybody together to figure it out. Yeah, it takes a small mind to follow that show.

But, um, anyway, Mitch's back here going, Mitch goes, that was way too hard to follow the show. Oh, you got a big head, dude. You should be able to keep up with that. Yeah. You do got a noggin. Because I got a big head doesn't mean it's...

You made the point. Yeah. Because I got a big head doesn't mean it... We can't be turning on each other right now. We need to be stronger than ever. Oh, you think... They already got us. He's already got us.

He said us. Uh, yeah. Okay, I'm in this with you. I'm in this with you. Should we hit an ad? Well, I want to hear what Mitch would do. We'll get back to it. Adds right after this ad because then we hit the ad and we're good to go.

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I love that. Mitch? Forward or backward? Where would you go? I go to the past. Easy? Yeah. All the reasons we've talked about? Yeah. I think overall, I think I would want to go to the past, but like before I was born. But then there's a sperm thing. We talked about last podcast. But like go back.

What are you trying to see before you were born? I want to like, just some of the stories. Some of the stories my dad tells when he was a kid, I would just like want to be friends with him and just do that shit with. them. Dude, if I went back... You look up to your dad, huh? Yeah. He, like, the story, like, he grew up in Philly. You're in his sack. I thought I'd establish that. You can't go back.

Yeah, that's what throws... That's what throws this, because that's what Will did. Yeah, you're right. You're... Yeah, you're right. I'm just... He wants to go back, so I want to hear the reasoning. Yeah, okay. I'm just trying to hear the reasoning of why he wants to go back. Like, the stories he tells of him, like...

Yeah, I'm trying to get the disciples, man. He, uh, like, he drove a truck down, like, the art museum steps. Like, he would, like, rip around a dirt by through the city of Philly and then like just go to the back of the house while the cops like ran by. Some of the shit he did with his friends just sounds so cool and I would just love to be a part of it and like just be along with it for the ride. Hey that's cool. Flip that for your old man dude. He'll love to hear that.

He'll love that. He will love that. Would you fight your dad? You now and then your dad. Would you fight your dad? Because I'd go back. I beat Dave's ass. He and I would go toes.

At his age right now. Who's winning? If me, me at 24 and him at 50 some? No, him at 24 and you at 24. Oh, me, me. My dad was small. I would. You got the big head from your mom?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. My dad always says how, like, scrawny he was as a kid, but. He was just, like, doing bad shit, but fun bad shit. He wasn't, like, a bad kid. He was just ripping around. He told one story, and he was running from the cops. Dirt bikes in the middle of Philly.

Yeah, dirt bikes in the middle of Philly. I mean, he like, I don't know. I would definitely kick his ass now. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 24, Bowsey, you 24? Yeah, for sure, no doubt. Are you being Bill?

I don't know. Bill was like body builder. I'd whip his ass now. Like, I'd roll him down a hill now. But back then, no, I wouldn't go that far. My dad was, like, riding dirt bikes and stuff. So his, like, forearms and, like, upper body is, like, endurance. But, like, I think overall, I think I got more on him.

Four-arms riding dirt bikes. Dude, there's a photo of my dad when he was at Minnesota. He was fucking rocked up. I think my dad would have beat my ass. When he's, yeah, I think the 18. My dad was like 18, 19 then. Yeah, see, I don't know if my dad would get me as teenagers. I think when he's an adult, I think he, you know,

I wouldn't go as far as say I'd get my old man. Because I was also a little kid, like, oh, my dad would take your dad. You know what I mean? Like, tip of the cap to the old man. Yeah. My dad would drop me Even to this day, huh? Right now.

Oh, my dad... JP Hovey has no friends. Dude, that's the funniest story you've told me. Dude, he goes to the gym, and I swear he legit shows up, talks to a couple people, knocks out 225 on the bench a couple of times, and then just goes and hangs out some more. And he just stayed, he's like 66 years old now, 65. Goes upstairs, 225. Ah, so got it.

Let's go talk. Dude is strong. Really? Yeah. that is kind of that's that's dope I think I think when I'm Dad for being able to whoop JP

yeah yeah I think my time is coming a feat I think 18 year old Dave versus 18 year old Taylor 18 year old Dave's winning just from what I've seen

I've no clue I've seen one photo I know what your dad I mean you see him now yeah he's a good looking cat he's kind of yeah he's rocked up

yeah yeah he definitely he slays too he does man I was talking to him one day I was like What do you do? He goes, I'm going out to Dallas to meet a girl. I was like, oh, cool. And he goes, just without unsolicited text, she's your age.

I go, oh, okay, Dave. A sugar daddy. He's out there working. Out there being a sugar daddy. He's out there working. Okay, I'll put you on payroll. Damn street slaying. He's going to hate that. Make sure you keep it in, though. Exposive. Put my name out there.

It's just that's my house. Yeah. We're going to find out now. Jack, what about you? You think he would have beat up your dad? I think at 18, he might have me. because I was pretty skinny then. At 28, I'm rocking his shit. I mean, he was married at that point.

He sees me in the gym. I also have like four inches on my dad. So, like, I'm a lot taller. The reach is there. If you hear this dad, if you want to catch these hands, dog. Get wrecked. He's a red. He's a lot.

I think he'd piece me up. He was an athletic dude then. then that's got to be tougher. He's going to hear that. He's like, damn, I still got it though. There's one time we were fucking clowning around in the bedroom.

We were, hang on, hang on, yeah, yeah. Me and my boy, me and my boys were clowning around in the bedroom. We were playing fucking Grand Theft Auto. We had all the cheecoes in. We got the jet pack on. We're all hyped up, but it's late at night.

My dad comes in, hey, keep it down. And he leaves the room. Yeah, yeah. He leaves the room, but we have the giggles. Like, it's at the time of night, we have the fucking. giggles. The best. Yeah. And you know, you couldn't hear, like, you can hear everything in the house. It doesn't matter what room you're in. And we're still having a good time. He's like, hey, I thought

I told you to fucking keep it down. I'm like, all right, Dad. Like, you know, we're just, all right. But I have a smirk on my face because we have the giggles. We're all quiet at the game. The game's paused one time. The game's not pauses another time. And you just hear stuff happening. You're like, all right, all right. I'll keep it down. And I'm a junior in high school. No, no, bro. I'm a junior. Yeah, I'm a junior in high school. Third time he comes in, he's like, I thought I told you to fucking keep it down.

He's like, I was like, guys, hey, we got to keep it. Oh, he walks in the room. He walks in the room. He walks in the room and he stands, he stands in front of me like this. He's like, I told you to fucking keep it down. And my boy is up against the wall behind my dad, just like sitting there. He just going down his face from laughing. It was Logan.

The crew's coming down his face from laughing, and he's trying to hold it his laughter because he realized how serious the moment is. My dad's like, hey, come outside with me. Dude, I get up, and as I'm, like, getting up, you know how you're kind of like, you're kind of like trying to stay a little front on him because you don't want to, like, turn your back to him. He fucking, like, shoves me toward the door, and we get, like, out in the room. And the dude, like, stands over me, and I got, like, this fucking stance. I got, like, this stance like this, and I'm leaning back, and he's, like, in my face. And he's like, you ever feel like you want a shot at the title? Just let me know.

Oh, that is fucking... I'm not joking. Like, I just got chills thinking about it. He's like, he's like, you ever want to shot the fucking title? You just let me know. And I was like, Dad. Huh. All right, like, we're just fucking...

We're just playing games, bro. Like... You say, bro. No, no. No, no. You know how you say, bro like that. You know, I was like, all right. Yeah, yes, sir.

Yeah, I got you. You're scared as fuck. Scared, bro. The fucking hairs in the back of your neck getting up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But... You ever want to show at the title. It was a little dicey.

It was a little dicey in that moment. Hey, that's a hell of a story. That is a hell of a story. Oh, fuck. Man. I'm kidding. Yeah. He's a tier one now.

He watches all this stuff. When your dad would get mad of you, when you were, like, young like that, it is the scariest thing of all the time. My dad, like, slapped me across the face three times before I even knew what happened. Damn. And, like, got, like, put me up against the wall for just, and even, it's, like, the smallest things, too. But, like, when he wants to show you, like, if you want to tell you, like, if you want to title you got to come here. Yeah, bro.

He can do it. Like, no problem. I remember I was like seven or eight years old. And my brother and I did something bad while he was away like, uh, on business or something. And my brother and I are watching TV and our parents bedroom. My dad walks in calm. He's like, you guys are getting spanked. Who wants to go first?

I was so fucking scared for my life. I like push Bryce. I go. You go. Bryce gets spanked. He starts crying. His cries made me feel even more scared. So I ran.

Bro, I ran. I swear to God for an hour and a half. Ran and hid and Dave would just walk and follow me like Jason Borges and Friday 13th, bro. I would run. I ran down the stairs. I would get in like the living room. I'd push the couch over and hide in the corner. And then I just hear him walking.

Bro, the anxiety. And then all of a sudden I would see his head notice where I'm at and I'd be up somewhere else. Where else I'm going to go hide and just get a good sprint? He did not even catch a job. By the time I got caught, my brother was back watching TV like nothing ever happened. And I caught those hands. I caught those spakins. I caught a couple extra.

Yeah, bro. That's a dicey growing up back in the day. With your dad doing? Yeah, when your parents get mad at you, damn. Or when your mom's like, go tell your dad. And you're like, God, no, please, no. No, you tell him. Will you come with me?

No, you go tell him. Fuck. Bro. I would get in trouble with my mom when my dad was away my mom would call the police. Dude, what? No?

What are you doing to get the police called? I'd be like screaming at her. Like angry, like having a temper tantrum and she would literally call the police. How old? Like seven or eight. I was going to say, I mean, if you're like in high school looking at the stature, you know, your own,

who knows what you're saying? Like, hey, get on. No, I'm a child. She would call the police and the police would come to the house and have to talk to me. Wow. Just scare me.

Yeah, he just scare him. real quick. Put him on the hood of the car. Yeah, put them on the hood of the car. Man. Yeah, did that getting in trouble with your parents sucked. Do we, oh, do we need to do tear talk? All right, we are back.

Tier talk this week, top media personalities. If you see them on TV, that is a personality in the sports world. Back of the bus, JP, I don't know how many of you guys are going. Kick that thing off. Back of the bus, tier three is. No honorable mentions? No honorable mentions. I'm confident in this list.

Here number three is one of the most underrated sportscasters. He also covers news, and he's covered the hardest of hitting news. We're going with realistic fish from Bikini Bottom. You've seen him, and you remember him. He's an icon. Here, too, goes to my girl. Hey, Adams, you're watching this. I think you're the greatest.

I love your story. I'd love to go out to dinner with you, time when you come to Nashville, you are my second favorite sportscaster of all time. And I know you're asking yourself, why aren't you number one? You're not number one because number one is Stuart Scott. My favorite sportscaster of all time in his book, I don't know if you guys have ever read it, but his autobiography is like one of the best books ever. So Stuart Scott's my tier one. Is Stuart Scott the one with one eye? Yeah. The glass eye? Yeah. That's a good one. I thought it was current.

I thought it was current. One word. I don't know why. Real's word? Real or fake, you know what I mean? Like real or fake, dead or alive? Then I was just opened up to the entire entire spectrum.

I apologize for my creativity. My word? Variety. Diverse. Guys? Oh yeah, I guess you guys did it with him. My list is, all right, I have an honorable mention. My list is all current sports media personalities out there doing it right now.

You've got to say that. But it is. That's what it is. My honorable mention, it's just, there's this guy, there's this bald guy. He runs a 40 once a year. And I think he used to have a show on NFL network. I see it now. It's out on Twitter every now and then.

I see his show a lot on Twitter. I don't really see it on TV anymore. But my honorable mention goes to that ball guy that runs a 40 once a year. My tier three is going to go to Colin Coward. I think Colin Coward's a beast. Anytime I'm actually trying to watch, like, people talk about sports and everything else and give objective opinions, I think my go-to guy's Colin Coward. And the dude's got like his brain, the way he operates and does all of his analogies,

I fuck with it heavy. And he runs that show by himself. I think he's a stud. My tier two, the boy Pat McAfee, I think the way he does it, the way he's, done it. That is the North Star in the world that we are in. Pat McAfee, he's a trailblazer from athlete to media personality, the way he's been able to create the Pat McAfee show with all of his boys. Shout out to all the boys over there, including AJ Hawk. My tier two is Pat McAfee. My tier one. And my tier one is just, I love chaos. He's the most memeable. He's the

most, he's got the most video clips. He's got the most comebacks. His words. He's just, his word usage, the motherfucker is a dictionary and he's been doing it year in and year out day in and day out for, I want to say decades, but Stephen A. Smith. I think the chaos he creates, I absolutely love Stephen A. Smith and that concludes my tier talk.

Transcendant. Honorable. A bald guy runs a 40. Alan Coward. Pat McAfee. Stephen A. Smith. That's good. Really good. I was solid. I was solid. Okay.

Dictionary. My list is a little fucked up here, but I'm going to do my best. My tier talk is best sports personalities, right? That's what we're doing. Our media personalities. My honorable mention is going to go to Cotton McKnight from Dodgeball. He doesn't say a whole lot, but when he says something, it steals the stage, it steals everything. It steals the stage, everything he says.

bring some sort of substance to the game of dodgeball and ESP and the Ocho. That is why he is my honorable mention. My tier three is Rod McCurdy. You might be wondering who that is. And if you go back to a couple of tier talks before, we talked about the best, most inspirational sports movie of all time. That is the man that commentates for the Halifax Highlanders in the movie Goon.

He is incredible. He talks about when the Canadian National Anthem, is fucked up, calls a borderline treason, hard-hitting journalism with him. He's always on his toes. He always knows what he's doing. Femomominal individual. My tier two also is Pat McAfee. Like Will said, Trailblazer, North Star, given a lot more people that were athletes, the confidence to go do a podcast. And watching what he does, all those boys over there, the call recall, AJ Hawks sitting there, always stoic and calm, barely breaks a smile anytime he talks. The whole show, absolutely incredible. My tier one is going to go to one of my favorite

actors of all time plays a pivotal role, pivotal, a pivotal role in the movie Anchorman, and that is Westman Tooth. And Anchorman too, when he fucking has that cigarette in his hand, he goes, I know where I'm going when I die. So I sure Shane ain't worried about burning on earth. I know I butchered that a little bit, but my God, what a fucking line by him. It's sealed in my brain. So that is my secret talk. Top heavy. What it too?

I really liked. Fictional, isish. Damn, that was my word. Diverse. Yeah. Strong. Fantasy. Fictional.

What's another one? Synonym, synonym. Fake. I mean. Fake was my first. Fake. I can't say fake. That kind of comes off a little.

Oh, fantasy. That's going to hit. What's the opposite of reality? Fantasy. Well, boys, it's been a hell of a podcast. It's been a podcast. Yeah, it's been a hell of a podcast. For everybody who loves the pre-show to the show, this was just all of that without the interview.

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