Bussin' With The Boys - Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Experience Black Jack With Taylor Lewan + Big Game Reaction

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Recorded: February 8th 2024 | In this weeks episode, Will hits the intro solo dolo and recaps the Super Bowl from this weekend. He recaps the biggest moments from the game like Travis Kelce bumping Andy Reid, Mecole Hardman's game winning touchdown, Mahomes doing Mahomes things, plus other key plays from the game. Will also raises the question, is the reason Mahomes is so good because of Andy Reid? Let us know your thoughts. Following the intro we have our first interview from our time in Vegas. This weeks guests are our two favorite bears, from the 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura. The boys start off the pod with the energy high as Bert and Tom brought Will and Taylor a little treat. It takes them a while to get to the treat because they go on to talk about the blackjack tournament that Bert and Tom put on. The guys recap the whole tournament and get into how much fun it is to be on the table with the fellas. Everyone ended up winning as well which helped the vibes even more. The guys then get into some real conversations as Taylor brings up how good Bert looks. Bert talks about how when he was at Beer Olympics, he felt and looked terrible. His feet were swollen, his fingers were swollen, he couldn't get his ring off his finger, he just didn't like the way he felt. Bert decided to make a change and went sober for 3-4 months and lost 40-50 lbs in doing so, he looks great now. Then Tom brings up how it is okay to be happy in the profession that you're and it's okay to show it off. Tom defends Bert because of how much hate Bert gets for taking pics on a private plane or in front of the massive crowd he just performed for. It's how Bert lives his life and if that bothers you, that's okay as well. The boys and bears get into some real conversations while at the same time having some great laughs. This is an overall feel good pod that we know you'll enjoy. Big hugs tiny kisses. 0:00 Intro 3:23 Put Some Respect On The Chiefs 6:01 Back To Back 32:16 Tunnel Of Chaos Of Vegas 41:25 Tip For The Fans 49:50 Mitch Digs A Hole That Wasn’t Needed 52:25 START OF BERT & TOM INTERVIEW 53:03 The Bears Were Late 53:55 Tom & Bert Experience Gambling With Taylor 1:05:11 The Importance Of The Boys 1:08:46 A Little Treat 1:18:40 Going From Player To Media 1:22:55 Bad Comments Are From Bad People 1:23:49 Comedians Do Not Care About Your Feelings 1:33:25 If You're Happy, Who Cares What Others Think 1:38:01 Buzzbutton Shot 1:41:04 Beer Olympics = Epiphany 1:49:14 Buy Your Boy A Gift 1:54:06 Hammering Down While Gambling 1:55:53 It's Nice Being Invited To Places 1:56:58 Drake’s hog 1:58:46 Shane Gillis Is BackFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and you can just drive hands free? We might have to level up, boys. But enjoy this episode again. Make sure you subscribe, leave comments, engage with us, us on social media at busting w tb big hugs tiny kisses enjoy the episode this is it this is what you took so long for no i had to fix the uh i knew it wasn't going to be you got to put it why you did they want you to make the play out dude is that a bet are you the bet that i just made up

in that what is that dude don't you just buy it oh that's tagging i thought it was like an actual like So you just bought this jersey? No, I've had that. It's Jamal Charles. Exactly. You want me to wear it? I have to wear it because what? Now that the Chiefs won, you're trying to figure out some bet that I lost?

You've been talking crazy about the Chief all year long. It's about time you have some sort of punishment. For two years in a row, too. It's about time, bro. Amen. What a punishment. whole world and shit on me now

I don't know how I step outside anymore there we go I know it wasn't worth it but to me it means a lot now that you're wearing you're wearing the red

you have to eat your words it's what it is all right so just I just want everybody to know I didn't lose are we rolling fuck I waited 20 minutes outside for you to just lay a jersey

on the chair but just so we're clear I'm wearing this jersey just for the love of the game. Because there was no bet that I had to wear this jersey if the Chief won the Super Bowl. Just you was a Fairweather Chiefs fan, which, by the way, I forgot that you were until you posted your celebratory post last night about it always being the Chiefs. Yeah, I've talked a lot of shit the Chief's kingdom.

Good fun. But I was wrong again. Which I will say this. That is fucking crazy. that they've won back to back years in a row because like the trolling is all in good fun but and then you gotta like you gotta lean into it more and more

because this year there's there was zero doubt in my mind that they weren't going to win the Super Bowl like throughout the season I'm like oh this is just you'll finally Chiefs Kingdom will go down type of thing like I'll get to kind of fuck with people and everything else but they did it again

I mean how so how many They've won, what, three Super Bowls in the last five years? You know, Patrick Mahomes, he's on pace to be the greatest athlete of all time. By the time his career's not like, you know what I mean? It won't be something that you look back on his career compared to the greats. He can be the greatest of all time like while he's playing. I mean, I guess Tom was kind of doing that. Yeah, I think they're on the exact same pace.

Because Tom went to another team and it's like, oh, can he do without Belichick? Which I'm sure that argument like that. fun little debate. I should just say it just for a clip too. Like, I should just be like, I mean, at what point is Mahomes going to win a Super Bowl without Andy Reed? Or Travis Kelsey. Yeah, Andy Reed, Travis Kelsey.

I mean, he's had the perfect situation, the entirety of his career. Like, let him go win one without Travis Kelsey and Andy Reed, and then we can start talking about it being the greatest of all time. And cut. You think the number one issue that, people are talking about is the decision to receive. Yeah, yeah, I know.

I understand the side on wanting to defer. To me, it's not clear cut that you want to, like, defer. Like, if you go down and score a touchdown, but the way everybody was talking was like, oh, it was known, like this is exactly what you should do. You should defer. You should defend. And then if they score, you go down and go for two points.

Like, it's just an absolute no-brainer. But they just got off the first. the defense just got off a long drive. Like everybody's gassed. And so the decision, like, if you defend, you're also putting the defense back out there on the field when they probably need a breather. Like, yeah, it's overtime.

It's a Super Bowl. It's what you play for and everything else. But I don't think it was like a dumb decision. Yeah. If you go down and score, I think you do have to think about do we go for two here? Because again, it's like if you get the fourth down, are you punting?

If the Niners score, the Chiefs get four downs every possession, which is like, yeah, high stress, but at least you get four downs to get a first down. So I don't think it's like that clear cut of a decision that you just have to, that you have to defend. Like I saw Big Cat saying this is the dumbest, like dumbest is sports Super Bowl decision of all time. And it's like, you know Big Cat.

He's going to die on the hill of whatever he believes in the analytics world without, I have no clue. But to me, it wasn't that definitive that you had to defend. What are your thoughts, JP? Well, I just think the tough part was use check and some of the other 49ers players saying we had no idea about the rule. And so that was where the whole preparation, like, everybody's getting on Kyle Shanahan because he's 0 and 3 in Super Bowls.

His team wasn't prepared for that overtime. They didn't know the rules. so that's just kind of I don't know I'm a tossing hand fan but yeah yeah same which is insane because the ref did an incredible job

explaining it like on the field in real time like I had forgotten until the rules were up there and everything else I said oh shit they're both getting the possession um yeah I mean if that's the case

and they regret taking the ball then that's fully on you know that's bad uh that's not fully preparing but to me it's like no matter what, you gotta go down, you gotta score. And if you score, you have that, you know, you have that momentum. They did it, though.

I mean, what a fucking Super Bowl. It was boring in the first half. I caught myself, I even started to doze one time. But second half was electric. It was a great Super Bowl. Man, I felt, I felt so shitty on that first draft for CMC, fumbling that rock. But then the Chiefs did it, so it's like, okay, that's a wash. They both have very big time fumbles that shouldn't have happened.

First half, I felt like the Niners dominated the first half, even though the score didn't reflect that. Like, I thought outside of a couple explosive plays that they gave up to kind of allow the Chief to get their three points or make it interesting. I thought the Niners really, they were the more physical football team in the trenches. And then that second half, man, kind of going back and forth and everything else. and just my homes last drive super bowl oh t what a kick yeah i think the ultimate shot in the foot was when they fumbled the punt yeah sick bro sick that's what made it seem scripted hey the scripted right before i walked in the bus clump just sent me an article like i want to say the local Sports Illustrated in Vegas.

There's an article up now. Shocking. Former Las Vegas Raider shocks the NFL world saying it's all fake. Are you the former Las Vegas writer? Doug. You know, obviously I put that one up last night. Like you chuckle and being like, oh, this will be funny for like Chief's Kingdom and everything else.

But I mean, that fucking tweet, I wake up this morning and people are like, I have no clue. It's such a wild troll that it's like, I'm, it's like, I'm projecting because I lost my $5,000 bet. I'm also getting the troll and lean into it being fake because that was such a headline like a year ago

and we all, everybody was having fun with it. So I'm like, lean into that. It's almost like troll the people who say it's fake. But the people who want it, who are like saying that it's real or so mad that I'm leaning into that.

It's like, oh, you got to understand the influence you have on these idiots. It's like, what are we fucking talking about? Like, it's Twitter. But anyway, we're going, we're going viral right now from me saying that, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw, I saw DB2, Darren, he was like, bro, what's up with you? And then I saw a couple people under his comments. So he's a barsoot guy. Now he just wants click.

And he's like, facts. And I'm just thinking, man, what are people going through in their head? has that they're so upset with some good old-fashioned Twitter fun like DB like I just wasn't a little fuck boy in the locker room all the time um but yeah and also the massive uh massive partnership shout out here let's stay on the Super Bowl for a second I feel so bad for Dre Greenlaw was it an Achilles you can see it's bro Drey Greenlaw like maybe one of the unluckiest injuries of all time. Like being that hype, like being on that defense,

and being a cat like Dre Greenlaw on that defense, being excited, like my man is just hyped to get out there and go fucking hunt again. And just to get snipped with your Achilles and he just drops to the ground before they go out there, that is brutal, man. George almost went down, you saw the boy go back to the locker room,

get the little shoulder sleeve on and come back out ready to go. by the way that cat too right before george came in that backup tight and got that holding call fuck oh which it was a holding call or was it probably not everything that needed to happen for pat mohomes to have the opportunity for a game winning drive happened yeah but you also got a hit on one of the main storylines with the game Travis kelsey versus andy read that was crazy that was crazy. Travis Kelsey getting pissed off at Andy Reid and kind of chest checking him like that. Like that was nuts. That was nuts. Never like I was about say I've never seen no shit like that.

I mean, obviously you see players get heating, get upset with their coach. But for a guy like Travis Kelsey that high up on the team, like that much history, like just being that kind of guy on the Kansas City Chiefs and being tight with Andy Reed to do that little chest check. And what are they in here too? I think it's like the first quarter. The end of the first, start of the second. No, I think it was right when that fumble happened. And he was pissed that he wasn't in the game for it.

Like he wasn't still going to, I don't understand. Like, he wasn't still going to fumble the ball or what? No, I think, like, maybe, maybe like,

the play call would have been different if he was in the game. Yeah, but bro, losing your composure like that, and in that fashion and having that, like, very, it's very, uh, documented that Travis Kelsey plays with a lot of passion. Like, he's had instances where he gets pissed off. He's, you know, mad at the refs. He's mad at

a call. He's, you know, mad about something, right? Um, but that little chest check was insane. Like, that was insane. And everybody else saying, like, you know, if it would have been somebody else, they'd be, I mean, yeah, probably, but Travis Kelsey's, Travis Kelsey's clearly, he's not going to get bench. But, bro, seeing, if you were Travis, I'm curious to know, too, like, as he got pissed off and chest checked him and kind of seen Andy stumble like in your mind like I don't know I'll probably that oh shit hey hey that's that's my bad that dude was so pissed and that was uh that was absurd did you imagine if he actually knocked him over lucky Andy's athlete yeah I mean he basically made him stumble and then they're like you know you're setting some everyone's watching

the Super Bowl right like everybody who looks up to or who looks up to Travis Kelsey is like like, you know, it's a kid's show. Kids are watching. Spongob. Spongob, man. You got the Nickelodeon crew out there watching. You can't be chest checking your head ball coach like that. Like, there's got to be that level of respect that you always keep and never go over that line. And that was the line. You went over that line chest checking Andy Reed. And I don't know how the chiefs set up. Does he, does Andy Reed call the plays or does the OC? Oh. Because it's like, is really isn't Matt Nagy responsible for like who's going in and out? Yeah.

But if you're Andy, it's like, what do you fucking, like, just, like fucking go on the sideline. Well, what do you? Yeah, okay, we'll get it. We'll get it right. Take it fucking relaxed. Like Andy Reed, the hell, like, handled himself so well because a lot of coaches would fire back and be like, I'm top dog.

You're like, you don't talk to me like that. You don't push me. And he kind of just was stay composed. I can't remember who pulled Travis back really quickly, but they kind of just went with it. And then in the post game, Andy was like, the guy just wants to be in there. And he's just like, you know, at the end of the day, He just loves the ball.

That's what I'm saying, though. It speaks to how good their relationship is. That does not mean and justify what Travis did at all. Right. I'm saying, like, you see how close to relationships is that it would be like that. I'm sure Travis does like, oh, I shouldn't have done that in the heat of the moment. Andy knows that he's such a passionate player and everything else, but there should, there should still be zero space for doing that.

You would love to see him try to chest shake variable like that. You know, Ray's putting him in the ground, dude. Yeah, but that was nuts. That was crazy. And I was laughing so hard seeing everybody talk about the vaccine and Pfizer. And they found out he got the J&J and not this. And what, it's another one, Moderna? I know that, yeah, I just wanted to.

I sound a little too, like I know them all. Like I got them all sitting in me right now. But no, that was funny. That was a moment. Half-time show. You thought it was boring? Talk to the bike. Come on, Mitch.

Mitch, you got to remember Mitch is too young to appreciate Usher. It wasn't in his era. That's true. That's not true. I was literally saying, how old are you? I'm 25. I know, listen, okay. I just didn't, I don't know many Usher songs like everybody else does.

You don't know, yeah. I know, yeah. Let it burn. How does let it burn? Just burn. Sorry, sorry, sorry. How does that one go? Let it burn.

Let it burn. Let it burn. Got a little burn Deep down you know I know love in this I know yeah And I know loving this club Thought of it being

When someone else But you know that it's over You know I know I knew yeah I knew love in this club I knew love in this club And that's it

Honestly Confessions These are my confessions Maybe Maybe people were pissed that jesus beaver didn't come out because they wouldn't to sing baby together that would have sent it off even more not an usher song no okay well it's ludicrous i that that's crazy you can't appreciate that greatness that was out there on stage i thought it was

i just didn't like i didn't know many of the songs so i was like okay this is this is cool but i'm like i didn't under i didn't know many of the songs like couldn't enjoy like like everybody else did. Come on, man. You know what you're sounding like it? You kind of like got like a reverse boomer mentality going on. Like if they're hearing some new age shit and your your dad sitting there talking about like, oh, this was this was boring. And you're like, oh, just blah, blah, blah. You are being exactly that right now. I did say it was, I mean, I just didn't know the. You sat back and you go see you said boring. Was it run it back? You didn't even like the dance moves. No, I'd like the dancing itself was cool. I'm talking loud enough. Uh, Alicia Keys,

No, the Luda part and Liljohn, that was, that was hype. I know who Leachie's here. But like that, when, when Liljohn and Luda came out, like, it's kind of, it's kind of hype. It's kind of lame. I mean, it was 2003 out there. There's not an ounce of age that's on any of them, bro. That shit is mind-blowing. Is it not?

Like, they look in their prime still. I mean, it took his wife's beat her off. Bro. Yes, man. Like, fuck. He still looks incredible. I mean, imagine me... Imagine me and Alicia Key's husband watching that.

Bro, I know all the memes that have been coming out. Oh, God. Yo, yeah, no, that shit was... That was hype, and, you know, Mitch, and people like you, uh, that's embarrassing that you guys don't appreciate the greatness that was in that halftime show last night. I'm not saying I didn't appreciate it. I'm not saying I didn't appreciate it.

You definitely did not appreciate it. You said boring. I didn't appreciate it as much as everybody else did. I thought like his dancing and shit was like very, very good and all like, but the songs and stuff, I don't know the song so I couldn't appreciate it as much as Yeah, you just don't get it. It's all good.

But it's nuts that you're gonna claim like you didn't know what was going on out there. I promise you, I knew two songs. You wanted Bieber. Baby, baby, baby. Not even an usher song. When it's the y'all's singing, though. So I saw somebody say, what did they?

What did they say? It was like, Does Usher and R. Kelly have a song? Yeah, same girl. Same girl. Yeah, somebody was like, yo, R. Kelly comes out and he starts six. Same girl.

Like, how fucking. What were other headlines from the Super Bowl? Hey, heads. Heads. Head's hit. Coined Destiny. That's the other one I missed. Yeah, so I've fought two of them.

Coined Destiny, man. So Mancini was in town. He put a bet before the game that the Niners would be up and under two minutes the chiefs would drive and have a game winner and it counted going into overtime plus 1,300. Wow. Mancini waited the whole game for the last few minutes. Were you hype? Because I knew he's a surprise. It was a surprise.

Yeah, it was cool. I kind of had a feeling and then I kind of forgot about it. Yeah. Because multiple people when we were in Vegas were like, oh, like Justin's coming. I was like, no, like he would be here in Vegas. Yeah. And they, I think they kind of realized like, Oh shit. Maybe I wasn't supposed to say that.

But he also had another bed, though, is 49ers to be leading at half and then Chiefs to win the game because it went to overtime. It doesn't count. It was like Chiefs to win in regulation. And because he goes to O.T. Bed was, it doesn't. Fourth down conversion. Oh, damn. I did not hit anything.

I lost my two. Yeah. I did the Niners money line. It was hired to put $5,000 on a bet. I was like, yeah, let's just fucking do it. After the winnings in Vegas. It's like, let's just do it. And truly thought for sure they're going to win the game, obviously.

Probably the last one. I know you're talking about Mahomes entering the Goh conversation, but Andy Reid. Yeah, I think Andy Reid has to be, man. Got to be. Did he win with the Eagles? No, he wins this is your ball, though, right? Yeah. He's an incredible head coach, man.

He is an incredible head coach. The creativity, the resolve. seems like everybody respects him in the locker room. Like, I've never gotten to be around him outside of doing the media day stuff. He showed love, too. He did. He's like, oh, you guys are crazy. But I'm thinking, yeah, he's an icon.

He truly seems like it very well respected. There's nothing bad that's ever said about Andy Reid yet I've heard. It's like, you know, Belichick's one of the greatest of all time, but you always hear the stories about the Patriot way and this or that, the other behind the scenes. But I've never heard anything like that about Coach Reed. Like, I've heard nothing but just. amazing things. Like, I bet he is like, I mean, I don't know without all the side by sides and stats and everything else, but he's definitely got to be a top three of all time without even looking

at it. Eagles got to be sick. Let him go. Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, you got, the way the NFL is with head coach is like, these those people are ready to move on if you don't like, if you don't give them what they want right away, like a Super Bowl. You know, Serrani with the Eagles. It's like he won the Super Bowl and then he was on the hot seat this past year. But yeah, Andy Reed, he's got to be one of the greatest. I mean, that pairing of Andy Reed, Mahomes, and I don't think Travis is retiring. Like, it doesn't seem like he's slowing down at all. Like, do they three Pete? Yeah, I got to. Yeah, they won't. Run through their schedule right now.

They're not going to make the playoffs next year. No, honestly, I do. They can be hype. But, you know, people who don't listen to our pod that only understands the evil side of me out there on the chiefs listen we're they're going down next year but seeing a team three p would be fucking sick and is the only quarterback that can defeat patrick behomes joe burrow he'll be back next year i mean he's the only one that's beating him the only one that's beat him yeah you know like it's playing out to be like josh allen is like the damn marino of this generation where it's just like one of the best talents that just can't get it done.

Charles Barkley was like that too, yeah? Yeah, no ring. No ring, man. Josh has got a, I want him to get one, bro. Who knows if it'll happen? Can't see he's got a lot of phrasia's coming up. But last year they had a lot of turnover and they still made it happen. It's like as long as Mahomes is there and Travis Galsy, Andy Reed, some of them cats.

And shout out to Hardman having that game winner. You know, after the year he said, like, that's got to feel amazing. to have that game winner. He apparently didn't know that he caught the game winning pass is what Patrick Mahomes said in the post game. He said he blacked out. Yeah. As the play happened.

I guess he said as soon as Patrick's like lifting him up, he's like, we've only won. And he's like, well, hey, look, and all of a sudden it's just confetti and everything else. It's got to be crazy. You hit that touchdown. There's no extra point. It's just over.

You're looking around for any laundry on the ground. Like if there's a penalty, there wasn't a legal man downfield. I believe if you frame. it frame by frame there might have been an illegal man downfield the over under just missed by like 0.5 of a point because they didn't click that extra point no way because I think what was the final score of the game and it's closed at 27 47 and a half sick sick it and uh the 49ers their team total like was behind up I think by like it was 23 and a half and it's 22 that is so so brutal. You think back, like, you miss an action point or it got blocked, right?

And did you see, did you see when, what's, what's the chief's kicker's name, Butker, when he had that long one and it was low and Randy Gregory's hand is literally right next to the ball? The script, man. It's just fake. It's fake as hell. Oh, man. That's going to be fun. I actually, I can't wait to the intro's over I can get back to my phone and get back to trolling everybody online. Yeah. Somebody's like, what do you know? I only played 10 years in league.

Well, actually, nine. Now, Roger, went to mess around with the 10th one. Like, it's all fake. People just getting triggered. Jason Unhinge. Let's see this. Let's see that clip. Yeah.

Yeah, with the mask. He's a Nacho Libre mask. Just having the time of his life. You can't confirm that it's him. Dude. And partying in Vegas afterwards, I feel so fucking bad for Kittal and CMC and that whole squad. They've been to the Super Bowl. Well, last year, you know, they felt like they got robbed from the Super Bowl because they lost their quarterbacks.

Look at Jason Kelsey. Just getting after it with the marshmallow man. I thought it was kind of hype that what's her name is, Kylie, or Jason's wife. Yeah. Yeah. She wasn't wearing cheese gear. She was wearing Cincinnati gear because she's just like, I can't wear cheats gear. but I will wear red.

She's just wearing Cincinnati Reds? Yeah. No, no, no. Cincinnati, like the college where they went. Oh, got you, got you. I thought they were like

black and white for whatever. She seems like very authentic. Just like... She's dope. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, she does seem sick. He does a lot of cool stuff and charity too.

Yeah. You got to respect that too. Like, I can't wear Chiefs gear. Literally can't. That's amazing. Taylor Swift, she made it to the game. And Blake Lively. Shout out Blake Lively.

And Blake Lively. Shout out. Blake lively. Taylor Swift got a superbook for any of us did. Taylor Swift is the Taylor of fandom. Yeah, they both just had great first years in their in their fan base. Just winning the winning it all, winning a ring. And shout out Taylor Swift too when Travis came down and you see Taylor kind of step back. You know, she's standing next to Travis's mom.

If you watch the video somebody like, I think it's Diana Rucini. She had a video from behind. And you see Taylor Swift just. kind of like stepping back just to make sure mom gets the shine gets the moment like it's about mom i just i think that it's real do you guys believe that too i feel like you guys it's real i'm gonna pass this off man i can't you y'all y'all know i think it's the government no uh the super bowl is fun shout out uh charl the buffalo chicken dip that she made buffalo chicken dip is a nice little staple in our household for the super bowl uh emo's pizza i had some shipped out here shout out

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Like, we had such a good week in Vegas. And shout out the content house at Barsole. Shout out Barsole sports for, you know, giving us, providing us every resource that we needed to succeed outside of the contractor for the audio on the Big Cat podcast. Just to be clear, that was none of our guys in the back. I know I saw a couple comments calling for some heads. It was none of our guys in the back of the bus.

Barstle booked us a contract audio guy, and I will not mention his name because he was still with this all time and he still did a good job. But the Big Cat episode, He absolutely botched, but that's not on any of the boys in the back. But shout out Barstow for selling us a Super Bowl week, busting their ass. Like there's so many people behind the scenes don't get all the love that they deserve

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getting to fly dana b in town the booze ponies getting their work intermission i hope jeff low saw it as a successful night like every day there was something happening for us shopped like getting her right around in that uh in that shopping cart through uh through Vegas was a lot of fun oh yeah ship not shop my fault ship um that was incredible we just had such a fun time i feel like we took burton tom got to shot them out they came on the podcast as well but also hosting us at their blackjack tournament their skills challenge fucking power slap. Taylor State, Taylor's still in Vegas. The boy, we couldn't even get him.

We couldn't even get him to make the intro today. He's flying back from Vegas today. He ended up attending fight night. I know Bert and Tom, they had a show on Saturday night. But seriously, everybody crushed it. Shouts to everybody. Thank you to everybody. But our week in Vegas was all time.

Mitch, getting the Ed McCaffrey episode up on Saturday, right? On Saturday morning before the Super Bowl aired. that was big time people seem to love that episode if you haven't you didn't know we dropped a bonus episode with ed mcalfrey christian mcalfrey um his dad luke mcalfrey's dad um but that episode's awesome it's out on all platforms right now rumble youtube all the audio platforms but you guys busted your ass and and you know i really appreciate you Connor i know you did a hell of a job with all the graphics back home you really miss out on a hell of a week i'm just teasing you cooper um but everybody all in the boys are buzzing and uh it was it was a lot of fun yeah claps claps all around

but yeah oh and obviously Dana white tunnel of chaos all the boys that entered the tunnel of chaos Dave big cat um mark titus jerry Hank pft awesome even austin got himself in there but the tunnel of chaos guys we do have a t-shirt out now if you want to continue to support our gambling problem Yeah, man, did I miss anything? Hall of Fame week. I would agree too. I mean, there were days where we'd have four or five interviews. You'd be on different shows.

And I just was imagining being in your shoes and by 4 p.m. doing your last interview, just like being able to have authentic or organic conversations. So shout out to you guys as well, huge to like just really bring the juice no matter if it was 8 a.m. or 8 p.m. So that was big. It was good to have the team. Like all of us to kind of like lean on throughout the day. It's like you get talking. And there was a couple for sure that I had approached like. Brian was easy once it started and got into it.

But he was when I was a little like anxious about just because you're, it's hard to prep for the later ones. It's like I would always be ready for the first ones of the day. But then like if those run over and then the next guest is already there and there's no time to like prep or anything, you're trying to figure out different questions that you can ask or all the different football players that came through and you're hoping to maybe ask the same kind of question but in a like try to figure out a different way to do it uh but yeah man we had some awesome guess on we'll go ahead and tease and allow you guys to kind of bitch in the comments in the weeks to come about

hey when's this one dropping but we head on fucking the one that's dropping today obviously you got burton tom you got gary v Stephen a smith charles woods and marshal falk eric kendricks bongarner from the office michael bisming he was a lot of of fun. He was a lot of fun. Yeah, I mentioned Gary V. Gary Vee was all time. Got to ask him about the whole bid on him, you know, shooting his family in the fucking face moment. That was fun. Troy Palomalu, that one was so much fun. Who else?

Did you say Charles Woodson? Charles Woodson. Surprise guest earned? I don't know if that's... Yeah, surprise guests earned. And in the Marshall Falk one, Flavor Flavs just bus in, just in the hotel room. You got Flavor Flav coming in with. with his character he had on the jewelry and everything else. Eric Kendrix. Do you have the top moments from the week? Not even necessarily episode-wise,

but, like, you know, it could be funny stuff, events, or pods. I mean, my, uh, Charles was asking me that. And it's like, I felt like every day was a highlight, man. There was something that highlight and note every day. I mean, obviously, everybody went in at the blackjack table, like having the bar stool guys there, like Dave and Big Cat, like leading up to those moments was a lot of fun.

like them up in the room them kind of questioning the the badness and everything else you're hoping that everybody wins because clearly it's not a guarantee like we've seen i was in a bit of a deal but we've seen moments where people were pulling all nighters and the way it worked out for all of them was a lot of fun um you had a low light what was the low light remind me you versus bobby lee yeah yeah jes yes bobby league beat me in the uh in the field go contest and we might have tied me in the quarterback challenge yeah i like to think he tied me yeah i think he tied me in the quarterback i think he might have beat you but we'll look at no no no come on don't do that don't do that but uh yeah bobby lee hit a field goal people are saying you have the bobby build yeah

actually i just made that up people are saying you're built like a dumpling as well um yeah i mean that was a lot of fun i'll never forgive tom'sigua for picking warren sap ahead of me first overall all the draft. I hope it eats at him forever. But hey, I was hanging with Bird and Tom. Like, we got to go on podcast too, like Max Crosby, uh, Leanne Kreischer, the wife of the party that I would assume will be coming out soon. Those are fun. But we were, I mean, we were, we were added all day long. It felt like every day and there were highlights in everyone. Like, I only felt exhausted. I don't know about you guys. Like, you guys didn't let me know when you started to feel it. But I started to feel it definitely on Friday big time. I thought the way I was

feeling Friday. I would start feeling that on Wednesday, just basically. on last year I felt like we had some some grinder days like I would lose my voice and get too fucked up the night before to like be ready to go for the next pods but I was I was like feeling it for like the back end of the last two or three days last year in Arizona this week I felt like Friday it was the only one where I was like men I am pretty exhausted right now how about you guys do you guys I feel like Thursday is when it hit me because when Friday came around it's like okay last day we leave tomorrow like we can push through but Thursday it was like And we still got seven, eight more interviews with like probably two late nights.

So that's where I felt these talk. But then Friday was kind of just like, all right, one last ride. Let's do it. Yeah. And all the fans do like everybody who comes up and interacts with us, like you guys do not know how much that means. The only tip of advice that I will give. Because it does. It fires us up every time.

Like all like we all love it. I love when not only are you about Taylor myself, but the boys in the back, like you're calling them out, hey, we're so and so. Before you even got there, Mitch, I want to say somebody was asking about you. Do you remember that moment where somebody was like, hey, who's the guy that they asked something? Who's the producer?

Yeah, no, I do remember. Yeah, but the week was so long, I kind of can't recall. But all to say, like, we love that shit. Like, we love to know that you guys, like, it's like the podcast is like, is happening in real time when you guys come up to us. However, the tip that I will give, have your,

your selfie camera ready to go with the photo. Just because it helps save time. There's that awkward moment. Like, hey, can I get a photo? Yeah. And then, you know, the face ID doesn't work. The face ID doesn't work. Like, oh, we got a, hang on.

I got to, oh, my bad, this and that. And your thumbs fucking shaking a little bit. And you're trying to hit the wrong thing. Then you hit Snapchat. I want to get a photo on my camera, not the snapchat. Or you hit the wrong social media. And then, like, you hold it up. And then it's face not the other way.

And you're like, oh, here I got to turn it around again. You kind of just like, you know, Just, just, that's my tip. That's my word of advice. I know, I know, again, love it. But when you're just in that little predicament. I think it's really cool when you see fans, like, not at like a dozen show or something where you'd expect to see you were Taylor,

but like in the wild. And then like, we're following you and you can immediately see the reaction where they're like, is that him? And then like they, you can tell that like even now, even in months from now, it means so much to them to see you guys. And to me, that's cool. impact you have on people and like just like taking five seconds to take a photo like as soon as they're done like they're like running off and like jump in the air and that that's cool means you guys

are doing real things that make people really happy i just love and and too it's like uh even that even the ones that just walked by i want to say it happened in the airport when we got back yesterday but somebody's just like oh the boys they're just walking by the boys like oh this is just a normal interaction it is sick like the culture that's been that's kind of like manifested with the with the bus crew with the tier ones, two, threes. Doesn't matter. We rock with everybody. JP, did you have something?

I was going to say you bring up a good point with the Snapchat. When you go to hand one of us your phone to take a photo, you're putting the pressure on when you got Snapchat. Hold up. You got one shot. One shot. And we want to make the photo as good as we can for you. So just hand us the camera and we'll rip you 20 photos.

That's a great point because we might be holding the camera on the selfie mode to like help do it. and you might see some movement on the side or somebody wants to pop in late. So our fingers are just going to make sure we get them all. But yeah, that is a great, that's a great tip, JP. You know there's got to be a guy out there who hit the Snapchat and then was like,

talked you off for five, 10 more seconds, accidentally cancels it, walks away, and then it's just devastating. Right. And you can upload your photos to Snapchat, everyone. So if it's in your camera roll, you can still send it out on Snapchat and post it. That's a good point. That's a great point. What else do we have?

What else do we have? Have I hit everything a recap kind of the last week in Vegas? Super Bowl prediction for next year? I don't know. I don't know. I need some time. You got to give them a game. What if you're right?

Yeah. More importantly, what if you're wrong? Let's go next year. I like that one. Young team, strong building on the ups. We'll say that's, we'll say that's AFC. NFC. This is a logo that sways you'd offer next year,

released last night with the whole color scheme. Yeah, let's go Texans. Let's go Texans. Rams. Oh, oh. Man, maybe Packers. Texans Packers. Texans Packers, Super Bowl next year.

Clip it. Clip it. Texans Packers. C.J. Stroud. Jordan Love. Those are quarterbacks of the future. Them building on their team for next year. I like them.

Let's go with that. Rams might be in there. Rams got a good shot too. A healthy Bengals team. Yeah, very fair. By the way, Coach Callie and I had a cat text me. I guess I will not disclose his name, but he was part of the Raiders when I was on the Raiders,

and he's now here with Coach Callan. and he shot me messages the other night just talking about hey and just want to let you know i'm in town uh coach callahan we can get him on the bus yada yada yada yada so that'll be that'll be sick that'll be sick to us we got to start prepping for the spring tour i think we're going to do a little oTA so maybe three schools in the spring tour and three NFL teams for like the o't i believe uh but that'll be fun that's kind of like what's next for us in a big way some ufc there's some of some UFC content that we're going to be doing. So stay tuned for that.

Other than that, man, I feel like I hit on everything. Do we want to get to the twisted question? There actually isn't one. I don't know if it's, it was done. Oh, there's no segment sponsor? There's not any segments at all. But we might cut this out. Just got the email.

Chevy is back on board. So we need to add a Chevy something behind you. And then I've got the ad read. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. I can't see what this is cool. So that should be good. Chevy's back? Chevy's back.

The Chevy Silverado back with the boys. Presenting sponsor. It's going to be a big year for us, fellas. Hell of a football season two. Like, man, I hope our teams are fucking in the mix. They will be. You got Tennessee. Tennessee, you guys, are you guys in line for a big year next year?

Well, oh, evolves? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I really hope so. I mean, it's kind of, we're at this point where the expectation is, like, very high, and it's if you don't make the playoffs, which with being of the 12-team playoff this year, I have high hopes, but if it doesn't, then it's just utter chaos. But speaking of Tennessee with Titans from Vegas, Will Levis, he had an absolute week, too,

won the Celebrity Poker Tournament, beat the shit out of Trevor Lawrence and Ping-Pong. He won the, was a celebrity golf tournament. He was crushed. Oh, no shit. Yeah, he killed it. She's an athlete, man. Yeah, Titan Super Bowl loading. I know, it's tough saying to Texas when they're in the tights division.

So, just to be cleared, there is no twisted question this week. Mitch is saved. I guess he just doesn't want to have any kind of hypothetical. He just wants to take a break. No, no, let's not put you all just on the hot seat to find one. Well, you know, I figured that he should be prepared. He seems like he wants to. I don't want to.

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we got himself a little win under his belt now. You're 10. Are you doing one? Yep. Yeah, Mitch wants to come in now for a hypothetical. This is his twisted question. All right. This is going to be another one from my buddy Dietrich.

Would you rather develop a full erection every time you look at a girl that you're attracted to or come every hour for the rest of your life. I thought it was supposed to be hypotheticals, Mitch. I get stiff. For every girl I see that's attractive. I almost do that anyway. I said almost.

What are the two options? Get hard for every attractive girl you see or come every hour for the rest of your life. 24 nuts of that. Like what? It's in mid-sleep. just yeah we're just getting hard with we don't even see that many girls so that would be easy that's what i'm saying and like like the average number of erections a man gets every day is i think in the double digits yeah hopefully i'm hard right now

great question Mitch let's kick it over to uh burton tom this was an awesome conversation a couple real topics I felt like they were talking about with like comedians and supporting, being supportive or kind of talking shit. The difference between the comedy world and like the sports world, like being on a team.

But a really fun podcast. You guys know the boys. They're monsters. Burke Kreisher, Tom's de Grover, both stand-up comedians. Very popular out there. But enjoy this episode. Make sure to leave comments.

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I think we're going to go two meters. One chair. That's good. That was good. Listen, I'm the more dynamic of the two. Do you want him closer to you? Because I really go to work. I would say, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right?

Yes. But you just lean in a little bit, though. Buddy, I take care of me. Yeah, yeah, no question. I don't listen. I just talk. And boy, we got surprises for you. you? Do you? Fuck, yes.

Can we guess? We do 21 questions and guess. Are we rolling right now? Just start the goddamn podcast. Poor Osos, available in Texas. Oso's available in Texas. If you want it, deliver it on time, it probably won't. Just like two bears won't. Okay, if there's a phrase in football. How late are we? Bro. Nine minutes.

Ten. Nine minutes. Nine minutes. So nine minutes. You guys walked in nine minutes. There's a phrase in football. Position meeting me. To be early. To be early is to be on time. Yeah. To be on time is to be late. And to be forgotten. It's a fucking military expression.

You had a bullshit coach who co-opted the military. Your coach who's a fucking pussy who never served co-oped that shit. Isn't that wild? That's the Marine Corps, dude. I had a coach. On time is late and late is unacceptable. So this guy, whatever fucking faggy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, what branch of the Marines are you in? My dad was a Marine and that's why I thought. God damn it. He killed a lot of Vietnamese people. Dude, I had a coach one time that said I had a dream. Call that coach right now and say, fuck off. No,

I lost his number, man. After that, I deleted it just now my contact. After the tables last night, he raised everybody's number. Let's take a minute. Let's take a minute. How fun was yesterday.

Dude. So fun. And thanks to you boys. For real. For real. Seriously. For real. I owe you guys.

I texted you both. I texted the group. You guys made the night for us. It was all black jacking. And when you guys showed up, you changed the room. You did. And you did.

And thank you. Can I tell you something? Give yourself more. credit you guys put the all the ingredients in the bowl we just turned the oven on you know that's all we did you guys it was a fucking blast it really was and the way it was framed as like a blackjack tournament i was very nervous there was a guy from red rocks called me he's like hey the whole idea is to get people out so you're splitting tens you're doing whatever because you're trying to fuck up their carts and so i was going to this game plan i'll go to war oh you're going to

fuck me up yeah i was looking on the phone before we went there and he was like this is what you got to do in a black joke tournament if you want to win and then i get there you're like oh we're just hanging out playing. I'm like, this is the best. Yeah. This is awesome. No, it was amazing. And the energy was incredible. Can you elaborate on the energy and how much fun? How our table was. By the way, so we're waiting

for this, like, you start at four and we're sitting in like a holding tank where we're like, it's just like 2, 33 and then birds like, can we fucking go now? And so... Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Let's start with Tommy just real quick, casually pulls out a $50,000 marker. And then

I have to scramble to get a $50,000 market, it turned into an horrible fight with my wife. Horrific fight with her mind. And then Tommy starts gambling by himself before you shats that down. They're like, we're not open. I was like, we are now. Let's just fucking start swinging it around. So I just was just sitting there playing, but playing alone.

And then one by one, you guys walked up. And as each of it was literally like somebody had fired up a barbecue and they're like, I don't know, I just threw something on the grill. And then one friend shows up, hey, crack a beer. And it was like, as your friends showed up, the energy just kept. building and then our table was us then uh kelsey showed considering considering i'm the one that sat it because because i'll tell you i'll tell you he takes pride i take the credit jason yes i take the credit for greeting people as they walked in and making sure that tommy had a good group around

you know hold on hang on you know will's weakness you know taylor's weakness right you guys love love each other i know tommy's weakness Tommy will sit in a shell if you allow him to he'll sit in the corner by himself i did not want that i can do that and i said when you guys roll it and I go go sit next to Tommy and he kept going sit down and I was like no I knew Kelsey was showing up and I was like I want that table to be all the boys right time out time about if I'm walking in I saw Tom and I'm like I want to sit by Tom as well no no of course there's only one goddamn table yeah you can play by yourself but as I as I stood and I didn't start gambling I was waiting my marker to come in but and I started sitting people at the table and I saw the energy popping and

popping and I kept that one seat open because I knew Kelsey was coming and fucking Kelsey delivers He's the dumb man. And like here's the funny thing. Like three times somebody would talk to Kelsey and he'd look over here and he'd either hit Blackjack or just win his hands. And then he'd look back and like, oh, $6,000? Could you imagine though if we all sat down like, hey,

we're going to get after us and have fun? And then we just got ran through the whole time. Blackjack for the dealer, 20 for the dealer. We just got killed. That was the beauty of it. Now, I'll say from my table. So I sat with Anthony Pettis and Bo who played, I think, for the Eagles.

During the Super Bowl. Phenomenal hair and mustache on him. Phenomenal. Yes, true. Like, kind of jealous. We sat at a side table and have fun. I knew Baker Mayfield was showing up.

And so I was like, I was watching your table the way a proud parent watches this kid ride a bike and going like, fuck yeah. Because to have Tommy have fun like that, he's standing. And you guys are all fucking. I'm like, a little jealous. I go, that's not a. Then Baker shows up at our table. Baker's wife. Dude, you guys all marry savages.

Like all you? You're very cunts? You guys marry savages. We talked about this in the car. Don't talk about that in the car. We talked about this. Well, I'm talking about both our lives. We did her podcast and it was a lot of fun.

Hold on. If we had lost maybe, hypothetically speaking, $250,000 at a black back check table, how would our wives have dealt with it? First of all, mine would never know that. I would fucking never know that I'd be like Here's a bag, don't you like it? Yeah, they grow fishing like Lacey Peterson Taxes come in here

Don't even just sign here Don't even worry about this. This is all guys shit. What is this $250? Oh, that's a nice little surprise company. That's actually, don't worry about that. College fund. It's a crazy investment.

So, by the way, this guy is a fucking animal. Like, and you went, you went on a full, it was you need somebody to like keep it on the throttle at the table because like you know what I mean like everyone's having fun you win some you lose some that's how you play you get good shoes you get bad shoes but you need somebody to go I'm gonna press this shit and you went up and down I had to remind people that you also went down to almost not like at one point you were down to like two like you I was like I think he's done you know just six thousand at a time and we're kind of like you know a couple of cheap couple five hundred you chips. I had heart palpitations when I did 1500. This guy, he's like, I'm a double six. And I was like,

he'd say, Hey, heart press, heart press. And also the best part is that he's been playing for not yet a year. So I did. He just went all in, but it was,

it keeps, it keeps the juices fucking flowing at the table. There's like a beautiful yin and yang to that because if you do have, if you are the person that presses. Yes. It's great if you're winning. Then there's all something for, everybody excited about it and it builds their confidence.

I'll put in more chips. But the flip side. If I would have done that last bank, you were almost done. At one point I was up, I paid you back and I was up like $20,000. By the way, there was like a lot of loans at the table.

You got him to get him to fucking chase. That's all Dana too. Like the establishment that Dana's kind of put together at Red Rocks, you walk in and you don't feel solo. You feel like, hey, if something goes wrong for me, there's going to be four or five guys that try to chip in to help me get back. And that is where

the kind of That's what that comes from I got That's kind of my origin story Of being Because if I won $20,000 You know like to give me

$1,000 I'm like to give me $20,000 But if I'm Have chips And we're playing Yeah It's very easy for me To hand you a chip

Sure And feel a little safer About that situation Yeah I never understood Being a cuckold before Like watching men Fuck your wife

Yeah But watching you Watching you play blackjack I got it I stood behind you I was like, I'd let him fuck my wife. I want to see it. You're just so fun.

You're so fun. And every table needs the guy that's got a couple phrases going, Mama needs a new pair of shoes. You know, like someone to say something. And I was sitting off the back. Leanne was so fun watching you guys. She's like, I love Taylor Luan. I love, man, that is the boys I grew up with.

That is the boys. Those are the fun boys. And I was like, yeah, but when I do it, I pull out a 50,000 marker and we stay up until two in the morning fighting. like, what the fuck? He didn't even use it. I just gave Baker's wife a thousand dollars. I just like, here, please gamble.

She's like, we have money, and I was like, oh, I'm rich. And then she walked up with a thousand dollars. I was like, do you want to split that up? I'll see you later. Stay in table. Hey, but our table, how bad, let's just be honest. No shots of the boy, but how bad defect Bert wanted to tell John to be, hey, let's. Jason said

Yeah, you know We were walking away Talking about that You heard Bert When Jason was rolling up Hey can we get two chairs up here And I'm just thinking I know

No, no It was for Bow It was for Bowling It was for Bow That faint distant Can we get two chairs You're like Oh that man's not

No No No No no no I was being like Yeah And he'd be like We're having fun

Over here too guys Yeah Jason Jason would yell So much louder And get it going And Jason was like Man

I was pretty like he was an aggressive better too and he'd surrender yeah he'd surrender he'd say I'm out John yeah he was like that John was doing that John was surrendering that John John was explaining that to Jason he was explaining that to Jason and I thought

this that's no explain who John is if you can do you know who he is I so I looked him up after and I saw he's like apparently what I saw was big time gambler wants to talk about gambling a lot but he's talking about when he did that little story he was saying that like if he has if you have 15 and the dealer's showing like a face card, something like that, surrender, right?

Which means, like, you give away, you get back, like, half your bed or something. Yeah, you get half of the back. And so he was like, he surrendered once and the whole table was like, the fuck are you saying? Yeah. And then, but then, you know, he was like, kind of like, teaching about it to, I mean, he obviously is like a very experienced better. And, you know, he had good insight. He was my algorithm.

My table, my algorithm was at that table. Yeah, because he's a guy. I mean, I hope he hears this and finds this with love. He is absolutely hilarious, but sometimes he doesn't know he's hilarious. So, like, he is a Instagram influencer who's all about invest in yourself

200% and he talks to people who have jobs and tells them that they're sucking the man's dick and he's and his big flexes. He's gonna hear this with love. I hope he does. His big flexes and I love this so much because it's like

he's got a fountain in this living room and he's like do you have a fucking fountain in your living room? And then when haters come at him he puts their picture up he's like yo! What's up John? I saw a picture of your fat fucking wife. Like he lights bitches up.

I ran into him in Florida. My algorithm just showed up in Florida. Dude, the guy had been attacked by an alligator that I listened to a podcast and him showed up. And we hung out and partied. And I was like, dude, you got to come hang out with the boys. Because he's,

you guys, he's six, seven. He's a big motherfucker. Played ball. I'm sure he told you that, right? He did not actually.

He did not. He played football. He was busy trying to tell me to stay on 16, which I was so cool seeing all you guys hang out together. Yeah. Because I do love the guy. I love the guy. I follow him.

he makes me giggle. Sometimes I don't think he's a nice guy and he's a fun guy. But that fucking table was goddamn hot. Also, shout out. It changes the whole vibe. Shout out to the fun dealers. Yeah. Like,

I know they do their job and they're doing what they do. But when they have a good attitude, it does make the whole thing of a whole different. When there was, the fun dealers would come to our table and be a cunt. We got the same fucking dealers. They show them like, you guys again. Dude, the art dealer was so great.

Can I have Don? What's going on? Yeah, when we had like big bets, and I would get a face card, and she would go around and then put my next card face down, just to have fun. I had a little more of an experience to her. I'm like, this is nice. Yeah. This is nice.

I love this. I like. You guys threw a hell of a party. The table won, like the whole table? Yeah. Everybody walked away winners. Four guys are sitting there up, and then one guy's just down. You're like, he kills the vibe.

Yeah, he's trying to be happy for everybody. You know, I am happy for you. How about Jason Kelsey, man? Let's take a second. I like this. Yeah? Yeah. You guys have introduced me to a whole group, like to the boys.

It's a phrase I think that is overstated but underappreciated. I don't think people understand how precise this statement is because guys like George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey, fucking Jason Kelsey, they're boys. And they're always for the boys. And I fucking love that. You know our vodka is for the bears. Porosos. That's the phrase. For the bears.

For the bears. For the bears. And when we came up with it randomly, so we tried to come up with a bunch of names. Tom's Peruvian. He speaks fluent Spanish, even though he looks like one of the Nazis at escape down there. But like, and I heard it and I went, you know, and you guys, our friendship is super important to me because beer Olympics, it was my fight club. It was my moment where I was like, oh, first of all, there's men better than me, like bigger

than me, stronger than me, smarter than me. That was his first realization. Like, these guys are fucking me up, dude. Shane, too. He was like, you dodged a bullet. Shane got fucked up. A week later, right? Like, a few days later.

How was it? Awful. It was terrible. It was horrible. You definitely did the right thing. Yeah. But you're going this year. He was like, these guys were choking me out, fucking holding me underwater.

He said someone tried to drown him and was like, my bad. He said, you guys your neighbor. He's like, I got a little carried away. I'm sorry. Yeah. But, dude, the football players. man, not every football players like this but there is a group of guys, man,

that are just for it, love hanging out. Not when you go out and you're in college, you're going to the bars, you're not so focused on chasing girls or anything like that. It's like the boys are hanging out. We're getting a picture of B-walls and we're getting blackout and drunk together. Might get a little rough. Might get a little rough. Yeah, yeah. And you just kind of get after it. And that is, you, that is the staple

of beer Olympics. It is just truly what is it? When is it, the date? It'll be 20th. June 25th. It's on a Tuesday. You will be there. Okay. You're going, bro. Tommy. Tommy. It's so much fun. Jason's going now.

Jason's coming there. We've got a soft. We got a soft except from the Logan brothers. I heard that didn't go well. Yeah, because you put me in a group chat with Jake, to your credit. Amazing job. It wasn't just, hey, connecting you to descriptions, homies, great friends, the whole thing. Serving him up on a platter for me.

I try to come back. Hey, nine years in the NFL, three provol's, big flex, just starting to impress you right now. Would you love to come to be a Olympics? and that group chat to this moment has still not been talked in. He has not said anything back. Nothing on the side. It's a tough. It was a tough deal.

I bet you'd go different in person. It'd go different in person. You think so? If that motherfucker saw you in person, been like, hey, bitch, you see that fucking text just hanging there? I think they go a little different. You think so? I feel like he's got that attitude where he would swing on anybody.

No. You know, I think you might forget what you look like in person. I think it would go a little bit. You forget. You know, your viewers are fucked up. You forget what it's like. to touch you. It's like a dog, dude.

If a big dog, he's a little dog, it thinks that they're the same sense. That's true. Everyone thinks gronk is, uh... There's divisions in boxing for a reason. You know what I mean? I feel like. Everyone, everyone forgets how big you guys are.

I would be Jake Paulz out. He can fucking throw a punch. He can fight. He can't throw a punch? Who? Me. Yeah. I love to say.

Hey, you tried throwing one at your, uh, the movie premiere. Remember that? Who? At the, he had the, uh... Oh, yes. Taylor took a swing at him, like, basically missed it like barely nicked it. Yeah, all right.

Hey, are we going to do a drink, guys? Are you going to have a cocktail right now? Can we get, can we get? Should we get some osos? Yeah. Can we? Absolutely. Can I tell you we got a treat for you?

Yeah. We got a treat for you. Can we, do you know, do you want to just give it to us? Do you want to get a quick guess? We got to do it two ways. Should you guys set it up? How do you want to do it? We got to just, you got to sip it, room temp, just the way it is first.

We want you to try a shot it to actually, if you like the vodka. That's how you get the flavor. That's how your palate's got to be completely unobstructed, not chilled. It's just like, this is what it tastes like. Room temperature. Then we have a treat for you. Then we have a treat. Okay.

What's the treat? Is there some explanation into the tree? Oh, yeah. We'll give you a little. It's a little tickle. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be nice. You're going to like it.

We need ice. We need a shot. I think room temp first. I really do. This is how you actually. Just pass a bottle around? What it tastes like? Who was the premier of the prime, like, taste test?

to figure this out. We actually each got samples, like 12 samples individually, separate, and we sent in our answers separately, not to each other. Okay. And then we responded with the same two samples that we like the most. And I wasn't... And then how'd you decide out of it, too? What's interesting is I wasn't drinking at the time. Oh, nice. I was sober. Yeah, it was a Wednesday. Do you want it's just a floor or pour a little glass? Pour a little glass. So when I was sober I just had to pour it in my mouth As I don't know if you guys know I lost 45 pounds

But I like I know Zimpics really been hitting the headlines Well both of us are on it anyway The uh me us and Amy Schumer The um But uh so well I had to taste it I just poured in my mouth and let it sit on my tongue And then I did my taste testing that way

And it was really interesting because I was like Oh this is like pepper I don't like this shit And then some of them were round Like I won't tell you what you're tasting But I tell you this Everyone knows you put 10,000 work hours Into anything you're good at it

I think it's safe to say I put 10,000 work hours in vodka I'll tell you this too about vodka Most of the time if you buy it sorry I should talk into this Yeah most of the drill you get a vodka You're like you have to fucking freeze this To make it even tolerable to taste So we'll taste it first Then we'll do something but just

You can give us your honest reaction Whatever you think of it Please, we just have the boy toy, the celebrity chef. Cheers, boys. Cheers. Thanks for having us. Sorry about the nine minutes. Boys, the time is finally here.

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I hate vodka Cool Good start By the way you guys You get that's actually the tagger All right we got our click guys We got to put it in the vodka Growing up on Popov and shit like that

Tasting your guys is vodka It came in on my mouth And I was very nervous Like I saw you guys I didn't know if we were drinking the whole thing I really didn't want to I just wanted to take a little sip and taste it I flush it around in my mouth

Not a lot of disruption in there Not a lot of disruption And then I'm also scared to swallow it Because again the taste vodka very harsh. That is some of the smoothest vodka. That's what I want to hear. I have ever tasted, and that is no bullshit to everybody watching.

And overall, I would say that is a 4.5. I like that. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll go. I also share the same thing about vodka. It's not my favorite liquor to drink. It's usually one of the things you shoot it and immediately chase right after,

just because you're trying to get from point A to Point B as fast as possible. As I put this vodka in my mouth, very rarely, like I just say, You just shoot it. You don't let it sit there. As it coated the inside of my mouth, I got, I was getting nervous. Like, how harsh is this going to be? I can feel the warmth spreading from my cheeks to my nose up into my head where I'm feeling like kind of that's, you get when you have a whiskey on your stomach. But in the dome piece, as I took it down, another fear overtook of how harsh am I going to cough?

Because I want to love this for you guys. Yeah. As I took it down, I could feel a touch of sharp to where, oh, no, it might come. might come to a subtle smooth landing on an airport if you're flying a plane and then it sat in my stomach right after a meal and I just feel like my the whole inside of my stomach now is coated feeling warm as if the whiskey is overall I'll give it a 4.5 wow nice and I'll say this too like you take that first drink and again thinking about it's like you know it's like it's like the side of your tongue and you start to feel a little that little sprinkle yeah not it doesn't

bounce a lot off the tongue, which is a very positive thing. We're very excited about it. I appreciate your honest reviews. This is a proprietary distillation process, and we fucking went through a whole bunch of ones that we didn't like to find one that we did like. So,

I'm glad that you give me. Thank you. That's solid. Five is a solid. Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. Now is the treat. If you guys don't mind ice at this point, can we do ice? Okay, so I'm going to have you guys do it so we're not doing it on camera. So can you...

We're not doing this on camera? No, no, no, no. This is a treat. Yeah. This is something we just did, and it blew us away. And I immediately said, I said, and I'll tell you this for real. I said, we should take this to the podcast. And Tom said, not KFC radio, busting with the boys.

That's what we need. He goes, I don't like those guys. I have a hard time talking to them. They're very boring, in my opinion. And so we said, this is a treat for you guys. Yes. So there's a thing called a buzz button. Do you know what that is?

No. Okay, I had it one time in Australia, and it's a thing that changes the palate of your tongue. You eat it, your tongue goes crazy wild numb, and whatever you taste, all of a sudden. Very temporarily. And whatever you taste is fucking phenomenal. So this is porosos and the mixer, and we've got buzz buttons for you guys. We'll each eat a buzz button. Now, I will say that when I ate one, I drooled aggressively.

It's pretty wild, and it was, it's pretty intense. It's a little bit like a pauper or like fucking... A guy. You're a fuck a guy? He's explaining it like it's like an orgasm in your mouth. Yeah. I took my son out. You're going to endorse somebody.

Can I endorse somebody? Can I, well, hold on. Can I say this? How about the four of us going to business with a nicotine company? Because that is, if you're talking about what kids are doing, fucking, they're all over the, that's where the money's to be made. As parents, they should all get. behind nicotine.

Andrew Huberman said it's healthy for it. I was going to say, I know. That's the situation. I think he might go, excuse me. No, no, no. The literature actually says. This video on your guys' his pod made me start doing it.

That's me too. That's why I texted you and I said, hey, what's a healthy style? Like how much? Because, you know, you put some of these in your mouth. Here's the thing, though, but don't you feel like if you have like a morning, like a busy morning and you throw one in, you get dialed in right away.

It's a good pre-workout. You take it like right before you. I take it during my workout. I put it in all the treadmill. I'll actually switch them out. Here's what you miss when you're doing it daily. It's like, you know, if I do it once a week, that first time I'm doing it, you actually, you feel what you want to feel. That's why I fuck with, you feel a little burning your lip and you're like, okay.

Now I've been in Vegas. It's like it just goes and you're not, you're not getting that little jump, in my opinion. No, I meant for you guys to do that. Yeah. Hey, the three thing, though, I have the same feeling about that. I'm not a huge six guy. I'll do two threes at a time. Two threes are better than the six.

I think the flavor in the threes are much better than the sixes. Really? Yeah. It's interesting. When I put the six in, it almost becomes intense, even though I'm doing six milligrams with two threes. It's a very weird, maybe I'm a weird guy, but that is for me. No, you're not weird.

You sure? Yeah. So I want to ask you guys a question while they're making these drinks. I did Players Night. You guys were at Players Night. Scared the shit out of me. I had, I actually, I'm being so honest and I know that. I'm not supposed to do this on podcast.

There was an ego thing that happened with me being in the reporter's line. Like where I was like, I'm first of all, I'm fucking famous. Like, get me the fuck. Like, what am I doing, raising my hand? Like, I mean, being real. But then I thought of you two. And I was like, you guys are, you actually belong over there. Like, you guys are players.

But you guys were cool as fuck about it. And it changed the way. I was like, I was like, I can be cool. I can have fun with it. But it did fuck with my ego a little bit to be in the reporter's line. How is that for you guys? is there an ego thing that happens where you're like

I know George Kittle very fucking well if I don't get dapped up we're gonna have an issue like for me the positive of that was we actually we got dapped up by George

which is nice it's not a competition I'm just saying it happened I didn't see you on camera I saw it mine I have a camera

and I'll show it to you yeah fair enough fair enough he actually he actually walked to the stand saw me

walked off the stand dat me up went back and said this is going to be fun I mean if we're going to do competition mode we got his attention

as he was already in the stand. And then he saw us. We screamed for him. We obnoxiously yelled, George, George, George. And some lady goes, we're not going to do that.

And George goes, they can do that. And we asked the question. Did the question. And I have to love you guys. It's not a big deal. I was, I had more fun going,

Travis, Travis, Travis. I had more fun doing that than asking the question. See, I had a hard time with that. Well, the ego thing. Go ahead. You put, putting your hand up and back.

I'm like, hey, hey, stay in it, journalism, journalism. I had, for me, when I, whenever I start to think about that little ego like cool factor part, I try to immediately tell myself, yo, just fucking embrace this, be a little obnoxious about it and just go all in and just.

And once you, it's like, it's like, you know, when you're playing in the game, once you get that first hit out of the way, oh, you're good. Once I got there and I'm like, Travis, Travis, and then he looked over and kind of laughed. And then it's like all broke there. So then I was like, okay, this is the lane we got to do because Taylor and I were walking in, not knowing what to expect. Is it a weird pivot, though? Like to be, from like, you know, you're a player.

And like you do, it's like, it's time to go to a meeting. It's time to go to practice. Like, that's your life is like just playing. And then they're like, you know, well, yeah, you know, you're not a, you're not a player. It's like, do you feel, does it almost feel like you need to tell somebody when they're there? You know what I mean? Like the person has to you. But the reporters are dicks.

The reporter's like, hey, hey, hey, back up. Yeah, they don't like. They're all fat dudes who never played the sport and a couple chicks. and they're fucking assholes. They're not cool. And they don't have fun. Like when I was going, Travis,

trap, shrap, trap, shrap, so like, can you please stop? And I was like, no, fuck you. To me, that's always a dagger

because I don't do well with the upfront confrontation with people unless I'm in a mood. Yeah. But if someone's like, hey, can you not? But you're absolutely right. Yeah, I'm sorry about it.

Oh, okay. You know what I did? You know what I did? This little fucking cunt. I just say it all day long. She was, I was going, I was going, I was going crazy,

Chris, Chris, Christian, question asked. She went what? I went, Christian, she has a question. And he went, man, what do you want? And then she went, who are you? And I went, yeah, Superman, bitch. I'm just sitting with Clark Kent's. You don't know that I'm fucking let's have a drink, guys.

Yeah, I got, I get I almost fucking fired a sound guy today. Yeah, I'm getting hot. I'm getting hot. I'm having a fucking week. I love this shit. I love it. The energy is awesome, but I get around you guys and I get overly confident. Yeah, I had to turn away from him earlier.

I lit up someone. You want to talk about it? This is a safe space. Talk about it. No. It was awesome talking about it. No. Oh, this is a new bird I'm seeing right now.

I know the backlash that happens on the internet when they sound like you're disconnected. So like I'm aware of it. Are you in the chat? Are these mixed? These are already, like these are mixed? Oh, all right. All right. So should we take a sip?

Should we take it? No, no. No, no. You guys haven't had the, yeah, have you? No, we're doing it all the same time. When the internet comes backwards towards you? Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's happened before. But not to you guys. Not in this realm. There's been some negative comments, absolutely. You've ever had, you've just ever had a bad game and you're just like, I'm going to torture myself on the internet by search my name in the search bar.

And then you're just like, why did I fucking do this? It's always the bus ride to the plane and sit there in the entire player with no Wi-Fi to see if there's any positive comments. Do you read, like, do you get like, your past protection sucks? Oh, yeah. And you see that. And it happens whether you play good or play bad. Like, oh, this guy's dumbing Taylor-Lawand. I think to myself, bro, I played so good today.

And you want to say something, do something. But instead you let it fester and then it creates securities. Sometimes I'll pop on about, oh, I had a good deal. See if the fans switched up on man. It's like, oh, you fucking sucks. I'm just like, oh, shit. You miss a tackle, right? You missed one tackle.

Yeah. You had 11 that came, and they're like, what could you do on that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and you see it. You see it. I see it better yet? Do you guys get players?

of other teams telling you how bad your game was. Because we get that. I get that. I got that the other day. You're saying players on other teams telling us how. Other comedians will trash you on TikTok or on podcasts. And then you get that and then you have to, and then you're like,

oh, cool. This just looks like a sunflower, bud. Well, the comedian world feels so much different. Like, I feel like I say this with a lot of love for all the comedians. But it seems like a lot of material like comedians. Comedians to me, it's like they find a lot of stuff from like their lowest moments or a lot of insecure places. So it almost seems that way because it's such more of a one-player game on the road doing your stand-up and everything else.

Whereas football and team sports, you want the boys to succeed. And you know if you're watching somebody else as a linebacker, you might have a comment to yourself like, oh, I could have played that better or whatnot. But you understand what everybody's going through. So you're kind of like... That's funny. I wish we had the same camaraderie. Yeah, yeah. Football players do a really good job of talking shit behind your back.

But if you're with you... They do it. They do it. They do it. On podcast. The thing that people don't get about football, this does nothing for a stand-up, but with football, is, like, a really good player can have low stats because of how good they are. And, like, a lot of fans don't register that, that, like, this guy might have three tackles

because that offense is, like, we're not going to even run to that side of the fucking field. Right. Because this guy is so lights out. Or throw on that side. We're not going to punt to this guy at all. We're just going to kick it. And their stats suck. And they're like, yeah, that's because that guy's so dangerous that that, that's a guy.

The whole scheme is to fucking avoid him. Right. That shit is amazing. Luke Kikli was that way. Like, if you block this guy, we will gain yards. If you don't, we will lose the game. You will make you pay. Yeah.

He will make you pay. Unfortunately, middle linebacker, there's no run away from him. He's literally everywhere. Are we, when you guys are explaining how comedians come at you guys? And it's a very, they do it on podcasts. I told Tommy, I was on the phone with the dude. I was on the phone with the dude yesterday morning for 15 minutes. Talk about all.

I get a rip the boys. Who said something. sideways on on TikTok and I got I got it was I thought it was about me he said it wasn't but he's like a friend of mine and I've had him on my podcast we're all friends

of them and everyone goes that's got to be about Bert and then they send it to you and then you get it and then you got to feel like shit on the treadmill and you're like I don't even want to work out now like fuck and then you're like and then and then yeah and inclined but like that happens is like we talk shit

and we don't do it anymore We did it back in the day. But it happens where comics will talk shit about it. Because once you get to a level of success, you're just a target for everyone. It actually makes sense. It makes sense. But the person that I think about is Kat Williams. Joe got six comedians that never been funny.

He won't a push out. When you guys talk about podcasts, comedians, Rogan, and all the things he was saying, I believe you guys talked about it a little bit on your pod too. Did you guys feel that was directly put at you guys at all? What thing? Honestly. Cat Williams was saying something like, Rogan won't have me on because he's got his comedians.

He has said, he said, quote, unquote. He just has six funny un-mothers on every time. Unfunny. Unfunny. Yeah. And I was like, okay, me, Tom, Ari, twice. Shane. Shane Gillis and Mark, you know that there's no way Kat gets Shane.

Like, he just doesn't. Like, Cat, he doesn't get Mark Norman either. I don't think he gets Rogan, to be honest with you. So, like, but he definitely doesn't get me. Like, there's no way Cat Williams sees me take my shirt off on stage. He goes, how that looks good. Or whatever he does, you know? You're the exact type of guy where he's like, tonight, we're getting fucked up.

By the way, if Cat and I hung out, we would get down hard as fuck. Like, I'm friends with all his friends. Like, I'm friends with all his friends. We get, I understand to do, like, Cat Williams. I've wanted to pack a gun in my suitcase and get on an airplane before. Like, I get it. I fucking get it. I'm that guy.

I've wanted to fight a seventh grader before. Like, fuck, yeah. And I'd probably lose also So like I get Cat Williams But like when you said stuff like that Like definitely I saw I saw that It didn't register to me honestly It really?

No It really did. But Tom's dead inside But maybe But like he had to bring it up And I was like oh yeah I go I thought I thought it'd been great If he fucking said our names

That would have been amazing Like that Tom motherfucker Like if he was said that shit Yeah That would have been fucking amazing But I mean yeah I don't know Like most, here's the thing, comics are normally, they're two-faced, and they're not going to, they're not going to say shit to you, 99% of the time.

So there's all this shit talking. It's like high school. You know what I mean? And like, if you do have success in something, it always, someone's always, I mean, you know, it's all based, it's rooted in insecurities and talking shit. We're shit talkers. Right. So like. And if you're trying to play the cool guy card, you're like chirping and hating and like all the other.

And then some people talk shit and they go, I'm not really talking shit. Right. You can't, like, if you really sink into that and go, I'm going to let this, like, you can't let it bother. You have to go, like, there's an even exchange here. I'm fortunate enough to have all these things going on. And, like, I know I'm lucky to have it. I know I'm lucky as shit that, you know, to have podcasts, the touring, the, tell, like, all those things are happening. And if somebody wants to go, like, fuck you or like, you don't deserve it.

You have to go, like, okay. Yeah. I mean, sure, man. Like, I get it. It's got to be like, you're at that phase right now. But also that person who's that upset about it is usually, you know, it's just, they're in a certain realm. And like 10 years from now, they're going to be the one that has like all that shit going on. Someone else is going to be, you know what I mean?

It's cyclical and it just, it takes its natural path. You cannot get upset about people barking at you for great, like for things that you know you're lucky to have. You just have to go like, yeah, I understand you're upset about, or like you're bitter or you're insecure about it. I get it. I totally get it. This look, this probably looks like unwarranted. Like you don't, you know what I mean? Like it's, there is kind of like, it's really feast or famine in entertainment.

Like you really are struggling to make rent. And then it's just dump trucks backed up where you're like, there's no. Yeah. It's like, it's not, there's not like a lot. It's not a real balance to it. So it makes sense, that's what I'm saying. Somebody is, like, really bothered by it. You can't get, like, you can't take it personally.

In an entertainment mode, especially with the internet and social media and everything else. Like, falling victim to it and having to check yourself and everything like that. Like, it's such a status signal game to where if you're entering that realm, there is like the punching up, trying to pull down. Dude. It's like, you just fall victim. When that shit, like, really Rams up, all you really just need to be like, I just got to focus on what I'm doing. And like there's people, it's almost like with teams avoiding noise, like don't pay attention to the books. You got to remember also Tom and I were the first generation of comics that were like, I mean this from 3,000 feet up.

But like, we got really fucking lucky. I mean, we met Joe Rogan when he was starting his podcast. And we got to remember, Joe Rogan was doing theaters, theaters like 12 years ago, 10 years ago. And then all of a sudden, Tommy, within a year, started doing theaters. So all of a sudden, Tommy, like, leveled up. When I met him and I would, we were doing club. It was all club comics. And then Tommy all of a sudden did theaters.

Then Tommy, I would say, in my opinion, is the first dude to kind of break through the ice. And then all of a sudden it went theaters to arenas, to private jets. And there's no insight on that. You're in a fucking arena. You got 19,000 people. Of course you're taking a picture with all the people behind you. you're posting them and now half the people are going that's fucking badass

I want to get there the other half are like fuck that guy you're walking off a private jet and you're like how's he doing that? This is gangster and Tommy's like yo we just flew into and you do that you want to do that but remember we were the first generation comics doing that so we're sharing it so we welcomed in a lot of hate

of like people going you've changed you're like comic I remember a fucking full blown cunt was a lot about flying private and me and Tom are like, no, we're going to post it. That's how

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There were comics who were like, hey, man, you can't post you flying on a private jet. But let me, let me help him. Thank you. So I think the thing is that Bert came from the genuine excitement that is actually normal to have when you win the lottery. Like when you win the lottery, you go, what the fuck? This is crazy, right? And he has like, he has genuine, like, childlike enthusiasm for all kinds of things. Like for dinner, for drinks, for going somewhere.

And so when, like, his success happened, he was authentically himself. His authentic self that you guys already know is a happy, oh my God, isn't this cool? Some people see somebody going, I'm so. excited by this thing that's so crazy that's happening and they go like fuck like the fuck you're not supposed to do that or I wouldn't do it that way it's like yeah but that's he's not you he's him he's a guy who's excited to be here but he's a guy who's like this is a crazy experience I can't believe I'm here here's a photo he's being himself like not everyone's gonna do it the same way I don't even have

the same because I'm dead inside but like but like I'm saying like when he does all this stuff that like it bothers somebody that he's excited like let it bother you. That's my feeling on it. If you're bothered by it, then let it bother you. I don't give a fuck if it bothers you. It's who he is. You know what I mean? Like I might do it a different way, but it's like let people authentically be themselves or don't. You can get all upset and spend your time going to people's profiles and being like, I'm so angry about your enthusiasm about how well things are going. Okay, then do that. But he's going to be authentically himself. and that's what he did whenever all these like tears of like you know moving up happened to him

and that that bothers some people I mean let it bother it's so nice to see you go to war for your boy just now well it's just I got it's like when I get canceled 20 years down the road when I get canceled I remember one time we were I don't know if you remember this Tommy but we were talking and it was a bad one I remember when I get canceled yeah I remember Tommy I saying something and he goes he goes let them go after my buddy i'll go down with the fucking ship and i was like that's who you want in your in your corner that's who you want is a ride or fucking die for real burn the bridges burn the boats it's us on this islands and we're taking over peru but you're you supposed like it's like that question too like what would your 10 year

old self think about all this like when we get to do all the things i remember one of those moments It's like Taylor, it was my first Pro Bowl on Taylor's ticket. And we're at like Disney World and Universal and not going to those things growing up. And you see all these superheroes. You're like, man, I'm going to take like a funny, fun picture. And you're just thinking like, yo, it is insane that I'm like out here or every level that you experience. You're like, yo, this is the things you fantasize and dream about as a kid. And we're getting to experience them.

And you want that, you want yourself to come out about like, yo, this is so much fun. man well like that's what I'm saying like it's you're you know it's authentic that's the whole point like I'm I'm probably less of like hey because it's not authentic to me I'm not trying to be cool yeah you know I mean like it him him and his excitement are authentic to him that the reason I think that he has a big following is the authenticity it's being who you are that's always works in entertainment the reason your show is successful is because you're not trying to be somebody that you're not. You guys are who you are. You have the relationship, the chemistry you have. You talk about things from like a real, like the way you comment on things is who you are. People respond to that.

So like, you know, his authenticity is being an excited guy. It is being like, I'm on a private jet. I'm going to take a fucking picture. That's who he is. And by the way, that's how most people react. Most people go like, this is fucking crazy. Very few people get on a private jet and don't take a fucking picture. That's me. Yeah, there are. Or their mind like you want to. Yeah, yeah. Some people that might be around, you're like, okay, maybe maybe there's a different place, but I do want to get excited and be like, yeah, let's, right. You try to play it cool.

Like you take the picture at Disneyland. I was like, what are you doing, man? Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm not fucking. I remember at Mackey taking pictures on a private jet one time and I was like, how fucking cool, man. He flew private.

Yeah, he's an excitable guy. I thought, how cool. And I mean, that's just the inauthentic part of myself is when I got on a private jet. And I'm like, hey, guys, no cameras. What the fuck? No, camera, the fuck it up. unless it's like a mid-size. And then I'm like,

let's try these fucking buzz buttons. Yes. Let's try to get. So, all right, here's what we're going to do. At the same time, the four of us

are going to pop this in, chew them. You'll feel something. Swirl it around in your mouth a little bit. Let it happen. You're going to be fine. You're going to be fun. This is not fucking poisoning.

I'm not that worried. I'm excited. Okay. And then as the palliose, and then as the pallet, changes, you'll be like, whoa, something's happening. You give it a beat, and then we'll have a drink. Do we spit it out or swallow it?

Swallow it. This is our fourth of the day. I suppose it was very well. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Thank you. Thanks again for coming to the black check tournament. Not yet. Give it a second. Not the most one day. Nope. Here we go. It's happening.

It's happening. It's happening. Mine happened. Yeah. It happened to me too. Is it? Yeah. Swallow it.

Yeah. Swallow it. You're fine. Do you swallow it? It was it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It takes two to kill you.

It definitely should happen by now. It's already happening to me. I'm starting to drool. You feel something different, right? Yeah, it feels like an icy hot. Yeah. And now it changes your palate completely. And then this drink tastes so fucking good.

I'm going to top mine off. It tastes a lemonade. It's like a vacation. It's like being on a roller coaster or having a hot sauce where it overwhelms you and you can't think of other shit. It's like therapy should be. And it goes away. That's a pee so bad.

Yeah, man It overwhelms you, right? This is really good Yeah So one back there Buzz button Oh, back there That's one right over there too

Oh, it's tingling hard This is my fourth of the day One of the tongue touches a glass Go piss Tommy You know when you sit on the toilet for too long You're legs fall asleep Yeah, my tongue feels like that Yeah

My leg fell asleep My wife last night And I collapsed to the ground I thought I had a stroke Oh my God Pretty aggressive, right? Yeah, it is It goes away, but feel the roof of your mouth.

Give it a second. Let be in it. It'll be in it. Tangle it in the roof of your mouth. That's kind of crazy, right? It picks up, it's like that five gum commercial. Yeah. In your mouth.

You lay on the beads. Yeah. The base is going off. It's a great reference. If you eat these in... Hey, that's really good. That drink is... Yeah.

Does it taste that good without the... You don't even need the thing. You just wanted to do it. It just bucks your mouth up. It really does. It makes it go away. Like when you sip this, it makes it go away, so you drink it faster. This is my fifth of these today.

I feel like my tongue's turning to like violet from Willy Wonka. So sobriety. It was a great pivot. But beer Olympics, dude. I'm in. No, I know you're in. You showed up and comments, your finger was swollen. People are like, bird is having a rough time.

Everyone, that's what changed me is that reading the comments. And I don't read comments. Victoria's here. to be a lot of my comments but you can't help it you step into one fucking fun video or that you think nothing bad could be here Shane's getting tackled Michael Chandler

jumping in the pool to help us it's fun That was so fun And people are like Bert doesn't look good And you're like huh And then you don't believe it And Tommy would tell me that fucking weekly When he'd see me he'd be like I'm worried about you I was in your pool

I was in your pool because my feet were swollen And I couldn't get my ring off my finger And I was trying to get my ring off my finger there's a video that's a funny video of me going this is the best third Tuesday of my life or whatever but that moment and it was like and you know we're with Shane I'm fucking going hard partied all day partied all night and then like a week after I was just like there I don't like the comments of my thing isn't to not be full of life my life I want life to be all over me I want

to be joy and happiness and fun I want people to see me a smile and I want people to see me and go like I'm kind of worried and I'll say this candidly I know I ever share, but my daughters started getting worried. And we were on tour with my daughters, and both of them were worried. And, and Leanne was worried, and I was like,

well, wait, that's not who I am, and it's not what I want to be. I always worked out. I bench 225, 10 times at the University of Nebraska right, University of Nebraska right before I came and saw you. I remember bragging about it. Me a shame were there,

and Louis J. Gomez. I was like, I'm in great shape, and I was not. And so quit drinking for three months. And you said that a lot, too. It was a crazy. Dude, I was insane. He's like, I look good.

And I was like, yeah. What? You sent me a photo bag on my shoulders. Yeah, like, what are you thinking in your head? Are you hoping? How can you figure this out? Or can I tell him? Well, it was like he was, I get it because I, I think it kind of exists in everyone.

Definitely exists in me where you put on, you can put on blinders for anything. You know, you start to be like kind of delusional about stuff. And, I mean, I remember, I remember with beer Olympics, I was like what he was like, I just sat in the pool. I didn't do anything. I was like, okay. And then I saw him and I was like, what are we going to do about this?

And he was like, what? He's like, I look great. And I was like, okay. Like, you know, because you're not going to like ride somebody. Right? Yeah. Okay.

And then I think he heard it a lot. But then I think the good thing was that he didn't address it because it was a challenge. It wasn't like, I bet you can't do this or like, you know, because those things become like, those are temporary. The fads. The fads.

And also it's like, you think you can do this or not. And it's like, you're kind of doing it because I said it to you. You got, like the things that last do it because,

like it's the last because you want to do it. And I think he just got to the point where you wanted to do it. It wasn't somebody being like, you got to do this or, you know, it was,

it bothered him. Like, this is time to like, shift it. But yeah, for a minute. I was, the fuck are you,

this is crazy. Like, It's hard to hear notes about your life. It is. I remember you and Rogan were the two people that would say it to me the most. Just honestly. Like, what are we going to do about this? And then I was like, what the fuck?

Like, red band's fatter than me. I would say that. I would say that in my head. Just go after somebody else. Yeah, but I default. I'd be like, I'd be like, Gilles is out of shape. Everyone's talking about, I'm like, we're both out of shape. We're big guys.

And then I was like, I was like, I mean, it's a really hard. Hindsight's the best because I just saw a video of me at University of Nebraska running routes with the coach and he's throwing past his out of helmet on I thought it was another dude I was like who's that fat fuck and I was like I ran like a fat guy you know when like fat guys run and their arms are trying to catch up with their body yeah and my fucking I'd waddle like a fat guy and I was like oh that's that really isn't me it's not who I am it's never been who I am but I let it become who I am and then all of a sudden you're like well fuck and then yeah just I mean for me I had to do look cheat code to everyone I journaled to

about wanting to drink. I journaled about wanting to eat. I just journaled. Because I've had an impulse. Dying is the same as drinking. If you want a snack, you open that refrigerator door and you go, I'm dining, fuck, I can't have anything. It's the same thing as drinking. You just go, I want to drink. You go, well, why do I want to do this? And I journal about it. And I go, well, fuck, this is an impulse. It's just an impulse. It'll go away. And it would go away in 15 minutes. And you go, I don't want to drink anymore. I'm glad I'm not drinking. And I did that

for three months. And I've got to be honest with that. I've had a hard time turning drinking back on the way I used to. Even today, I haven't really turned the corner with a full day of drinking. I have a hard time, like, pulling the trigger the way I used to. Like, when we did beer Olympics, it was the sweetest taste in my mouth. Three beers out of a boot in 14 seconds. It's a good time. Dude, you see his bread.

You've also, like, your whole thing is that you're a life of the party guy, you're going to drink. Like, when we were making beer Olympics, it was like, how do we revolve? The machine. Yeah. The machine, the whole thing. So was there like a time when you were doing the three months no drinking where like Legitimately a piece of your identity and like going on tour and all that stuff is like this is a little more difficult now? No

I know No I just candidly I wish I was deeper of a person I'm just not like and also I was smoking weed the whole time So like it wasn't like I was sober I just was not drinking and then and then And then we went to the cruise we did the cruise a fully loaded cruise And I fucking

you got the best people around you like you got the fucking uh are you garbage guys mark norman fucking big j oaksin and you're smoking weed drinking and you're like i'm back i love that feeling if i'm back i love that feeling it's a slippery feeling but the fucking day buzz you get when the sun's hit in your face and there's clouds moving forward and they're a little darker than the other clouds and you go oh the sun's setting soon let's light a cigar hit a joint who i can't fucking ever let go of that. But there's a fucking honest joy to sobriety

where you do sit in your backyard and you go how cool is it that I have these trees? You know, like, we're like this is simple. It's very simple. I'm not shaking. I'm not nervous. I don't have any anxiety. I'm just sitting with a cigar looking at these trees going like, these are my trees. They weren't planted for me.

They weren't. They were planning for another man. He never got to see what I get to see. But now I reap the benefit of this fucking tree. I love weed I really do I really do love weed It's it really weed is like such a How about this tree?

That was like You ever think about that? No, I'm into your backyard. Hold on for real, for real. Your backyard's absolutely gorgeous. Thank you. Those trees weren't planted for you, right? But you reap the benefit of those trees.

Next time you're in your backyard, take a second. Think about the dude that was there when it was just a bullshit backyard with saplings. He had a farmhouse and then you get all the fucking better. I'm obsessed with trees right now.

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Cameron and Mace. You shut it? I shut it down immediately. Oh, you shut it down? Oh, yeah. Well, you see Burton Tom, like they buy these things for each other, and they basically got a one-up every time, and I'm just thinking, I'm not doing it. Yeah, yeah.

So Will, my first impulse is yes, always. Will's first impulse is no. That's good. That's good chemistry, though. Yeah, that's being tough. I want it on top of our bottom. There's a lot of similarities between your guys' relationship and our relationship. And I really brought him with this idea, like, there's no way he's going to say,

there's going to be the greatest thing ever of, of, like, giving each other gifts. Because it's fun, even if we don't obviously steal your guys' things. No, it's not. Cameron and Mace just gave Cameron $20,000. $20,000, $20,000. 20 bands. He goes, this is for every year we didn't talk. Happy birthday.

And then the great part was like, he gave it to him. Cam was like, no shit. You know, he gives him an envelope with 20 racks. And then he goes, I'm just going to take this money and buy some shit for you. I'm just going to buy you a gift with this money. That's fucking awesome. It was awesome. I'll tell you right now.

on your story. You just said no. But also, we should park for a second. And like, you know, that vibe was alive at the table when you guys arrived. When you guys arrived at the table yesterday for Blackjack, you were just like, all right, here you go. And then you're like, I remember he spotted you. Yeah, yeah.

Because I got an idea. That's right. And at the end, you're like, it was yours. It was nice. I got an idea. Uh-oh. There's a podcast idea. And you know I'm a marketing genius.

Go ahead. You need a segment. you need to pick a day whether it's one of your birthdays or just a day you guys love the day you met, whatever it is. The day you met and you need to the fucking calendar. September 17th.

Really? No. It was probably April. Right? My birthday? No, that's your birthday? I thought it was 19th. It is a 19th. I thought that you were going with 17.

No, no. Pick a day. I do you know all the time. Pick a day. And for all your fans, all your listeners, you should go birthday for the boys and you should have your buddies by each other presents

for like a low number, like a solid, like, $300, $300 and just get your boy a present. Just get him a present. It's fun. Man, we buy each other presents such better presents than our wives will ever get us. We know each other so much better than they know us. When it started, when Tom and I started buying birthday presents, and they got out of control. I understand that. But like the first present was an electric bike and it was just out of love.

It was on my birthday. That was cool. And I was in my man cave. and Georgia and I like came running in excited and they're like don't come out of the Van Cave I was like what? And they're like Tommy Bonds bought you a present

And I was like what? And they're like hold on, hold on And I remember Leanne was pissed She got me a fucking iPad I was like I could have bought that People buy themselves iPads Yeah yeah yeah She bought me a wallet

I was like who the fuck A man a wallet I decide what's in my pockets Not you And then I couldn't get rid of it Because she's like Don't you love that wallet And I was like

Yeah I don't know what I'm just It wasn't even like a to me. It was like to me or something. It wasn't even like a good fucking wallet. It's just like a fucking blue wallet. It was a wallet. And fucking I go

out and Georgia and Iler are so excited and I go out and it was a $3,000 electric bike. And it was the high end. By the way, they don't make electric bikes as good as this anymore. I think that's at loss. It went like 40 miles per hour. And I was drunk as fuck

and I got on this electric bike and I fucking flew around the neighborhood. I drove it through yard. I had so much fucking fun I called him So I'm gonna I'm gonna get you a better present for your birthday Every year we should do this I should get you a better present And then we got to top each other and how much fun will that be

I then bought him a Jetsky for $15,000 fucking rad Really? I got 70 miles an hour I bought we moved to Austin on the lake And I arrive with a fucking jet ski there Like the day you get there you're like This is awesome dude it was fucking

It's so cool. I was like, shit, now I got to top this. So he got me a private jet. It was during the promotion for the machine maybe or something. It was $56,000. And he spent $56,000. It's not a mid-sides. With a private jet from Minnesota to Austin, Austin to L.A.

And then L.A. back out to my next date. So he knew my schedule was busy. He goes, I got it. And it was a G-fucking 6 with the flight attendant who serves you fucking dinner. And I was like, okay. So then I bought him a race car for $100,000. And then we go. go, we got to dial this back a little bit.

Yeah. That moment is when Taylor's like, hey, we got to do this for each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when I saw the race car was when I was like, Taylor, too. Hey, when you were going, when you were like on your way down and like losing them in a row, like you'd go be 6,000 gone, 6,000 gone, 6,000 double, 12,000 gone. And Taylor back, hey, I'm like getting down.

I think I have like two left. But as the ones were happening, Tom like, knows me, like, Jesus fucking Christ, it's a hard press. We were about to hard press down. You guys were chirping in the background? No, you're just chirping. No, we were chirping because I was like,

this guy's fucking crazy. And I loved it, though. I loved it. Like, because you actually won big, then you went like almost all the way down. I was like, well,

you know, he'd be fucking battled and this is, this is just what he gets. What you got to love, what you got to love too is when you're sitting there. He's like, he's almost like,

if I lose this, I'm an hard press. And then he's like, I kind of want to lose right now so I can hard press. Yeah. Yeah. It gives you more of a motivation.

Yeah, yeah. The best feeling of Blackjack is when you get to pull out your money and you're like, okay, I am now even and you win a couple hands to where like you've made like half the amount. Yeah. Okay, now I can do a little bit more. And the many you get out of the woods of like, okay, I know I'm clear of not losing this, but I have like double the money I had. This is when we can start to get after it and get a little more aggressive on things. And that is when like the fun part happens. You escalate fast though.

Because you start like I kind of, I always start. I'm just like, okay, like just like feel it out. You get you get some wins and it gives you the confidence to go, I'll raise this. But then you go other places right away. And it's funny you say that because if like, like Dana Max bets everything. This isn't, I got to see this. Well, tonight, right? Tonight, right, are you guys coming?

Sure. Where? Red Rock Casino. I actually think, I think Portnoe is going to be there. Big Cat's going to be there. I think McAfee's going to. Big Cat's got to be all over this. In between 10 and 11.

Does he love it too? They know he's a big sports guy. It'll be an electric. They're much more sports better guys. You're on a Jason Kelsey's party? Man, it's, it's, we get, we're invited. It sucks and we can't make everything. That's the most important part is being invited.

Just to feel like you're wanted. I know. I hate not being able to be everywhere all that. The issue for me with the parties, the Vegas parties is last year we went to the Drake party. And it was after your show. I remember that. We were going to go. And you wanted to go.

But Leanne was like, if you want to, she gave you one of those. And so you're not coming. No shot at again. She was like, I'm telling you the answer you should say out loud to your friends, but you can do whatever you want. Exactly. Do what you want. It's like, I know exactly what that means. Do what you want is code across the board. Across the board. All religions, all races. Every region understands what that means. Yes, exactly. Do what you want. And we got there and we had the passes. We had like the get an entry fee or whatever the tickets. And we thought, oh, it would be easy, simple. Just walk right in. And just the process of getting in, feeling the zombie apocalypse. Everyone's trying to get in. And it was kind of like uncomfortable the entire time to where you when you finally did it, it's like loud. And then. Dude, the Drake part was really cool.

Like him doing his thing and being like from me to the wall. Like that was really, that was really cool. You think of that hog? Yeah. Now I do. On the daily. That man has it all, bro. Yeah.

We were talking about it at the table. Yeah. It's one of those things too. Like if I had something like that, it would have been leaked a long time ago. A thousand percent. Also, wouldn't be in comedy. I have a video out there in the world. I have a video out there in the world right now that hasn't surfaced on the internet.

Really? But it's out there. Really? Well, yes. Don't give them, don't, you know. What, like an ex? I'm a big get in front of the guy's thing. I'm a big getting in front of guys thing.

Is this an ex-girlfriend thing or what? No, it was my rookie year and some girl came over and I was receiving Filatio. What? And I took a video and I was like, looking, I was like, eh. And I went to send it to one of my buddies as a joke and I accidentally sent it to a different girl. And she's like, yo, what is this?

And I was like, please delete that. I'm so sorry. I was like the next day, anxiety through the roof. And then halfway through my rookie year, Michael Griffin, who played at UT, played for the time for like 10 years. He's like,

hey, I was at a charity event last night. I saw some girls show me a video of you. And I was like, oh, fuck. And like every three, four years, there's a resurfacing of someone telling me they've seen that video. Yeah. So just know.

How much did you weigh at the time? I was 3.10. And trust me, it's nothing special. It was not, it's not a Drake. And it's one of those, it's going to hurt when it happens, but you guys not know. But this is better.

The way you're doing is better. I sent this to Tom. We bought Shane Gillis. We bought him a watch to do our show. I'd send a picture to Tom of the watch today. He does this all the time. By the way, I could not stop laughing.

He was like, check out the watch we got on. I'm like, yeah, I think I remember it. It's a small watch. It's a small face. How about Shane Doom? How about him? How about him, like, just killing the game right now. Yeah, it's hosting SNL.

That's the ultimate fuck you. I told him. I go, you win. You win. It's like SNL felt like they didn't need you, so they canned you. And now SNL is in such a spot that were like, oh, we need Shane. Like, that's the ultimate. When does this come out?

No finger. It'll probably come out relatively quickly. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm so excited for the monologue. Yeah. It's like, what are you going to, like, because. There's so many ways you can. It's coming at people. You can do it.

Yeah. You know, like. And you know he's going to come firing all cylinders. I heard he's going to go, welcome to Saturday Night Rive. that would be gangster fucking really lean into it I want him I want him I like you guys say it you got to do it

I mean and not not that hard but like fucking he's uh I told him that you should start with Ching Chong ping pong guess who's back that'd be a crazy opener that would be a crazy opener or like you know how he does it down syndrome like oh it

nicked me you just be like oh they tried jinking me out here oh hey there's chinked me a little bit that I was There's, there are, honestly, there's so many, there's so many, there's so many ways you can play it. Yeah. You can also just do a straight set. You can just do stand up.

I'll be happy with that. He can just do stand up his new. What he's working on right now is fucking brilliant. I would love that and be like, fuck you. I don't even need to address this. I'm past it. That would be cool. I'd be cool.

He can do any, he can do no wrong. I talk to Leanne. I think we're going to fly out. Are you guys going to fly out? Are you flying us out? Tom? Yeah. G6

G6 You guys aren't gonna G6 A G6 For the boys for the Bears? For the boys For the Bears? Are you gonna play that's our nicotine company For the Bears

You're going? For the Bears No No no no Busing with the Bears Two Bears and a bus Two bears and a bus Two bears and a bus

Two bears one bus is not bad Two bears two buses Wait are you going Yeah We're gonna fly out Are you Well I was with him He didn't

Not today he found out But when I was doing Winston Churchill Day He pulled me aside He said I can tell you And I was like, I'm not good a secret. So if you don't want everyone to hear it, don't tell me. This is also very true, something that you should keep in your minds.

And he was like, I'm doing SNL. And I was like, I have to tell Leanne. Because you can tell Leanne. I go, I'm telling Tommy in like five minutes. And he goes, all right, hang on. You can't tell everyone. I was like, does Rogan know? Because I'm calling him.

And he was like, buddy. And I was like, I was like, this is, I was more excited than he was. I was more excited because I think for him, it, uh, I don't know. I was there when it, I was, I watched. I'm not, I have no credit for his career whatsoever. But I will say when people were bailing on him, like I definitely didn't. And, and I brought him out when people, when people were saying, you know, hey, it's little, I was like, fuck that.

He's my boy. Like, I love Shane. I love Shane. I met Shane a long time ago when I did Colin Stick to work in Philly. I got him day drunk. And he did the first time he ever did stand up drunk. And I, and he, he, he, he. He said to me, I remember, you know, you find a moment when you fall in love with the dude.

He was like, yeah, my ex-girlfriend. My girlfriend's going to be pissed. I said, what's her name? He goes, well, her nickname's Big Tuna. And I started laughing so hard. And I go, you're dating a chick named Big Tuna. And he was like, she plays rugby. And I was like, oh, I bet she fucking does.

And just that one sentence as a comic, you know, oh, that guy's good. He's got all the shit you need to be great. And, and I love that, dude. And I love CNN succeed. I love it. I celebrate that guy. Every day I'll text him. And you know what he's good at?

If we're going to celebrate shame for a second, he's good at texting. Like, he'll send you a text just like at the airport having beers. You're one of the top five hangs. Like, just like a solid text guy. Well, I'm not good at that. Tommy's good at emojis. He'll be like, he'll be like thumbs up fire. Eggplant.

Eggplant. I'm not good at anything. It's one of the things I'm most proud of. I didn't know him when, when, when that shit went down initial, I didn't know him. You know, he's just like a name I didn't know, you know, and that whole story blew up. And then I remember, I remember watching

back then, I go, I want to see who this person is, like this, the story's about, I watched like a little three-minute clip of him doing stand-up. And I was like, he's really funny. You watch a three-minute clip, and he's really funny. And I'd met him sometime thereafter, and then I saw his,

the first special, but it was a YouTube special. And I told him, I was like, It was one of the best specials I've seen in like years. Like the best specials the last five years. And then to watch his assent and like where somebody you go like I like genuinely makes me laugh. Like really makes me laugh. Like I really enjoy the guy. And then to see it go to this level, but also just as a story, like a story arc of a place goes, you're hired.

You're fired. You're fired actually. We're leaving you on the street goodbye. And then they're asking you to come back. I mean, there's not a better story. Yeah. I mean, we haven't even, it hasn't even come full circle yet, but it's still just like an amazing story. And let's just say for, and this is a sidebar in this conversation, he's amazingly fucking talented as an actor.

He really is. And I, and. Shane Gillis, if he's listening to this, knows. You'll listen. I've been his, I've been his boy in studio meetings since day one. I've been showing those clips to fucking execs This is the guy This is the fucking guy

Those fucking clips are so Gilling Keeves is so fucking funny He's amazingly talented He's a great comic And he's a really solid dude He's a solid dude He's not a dick when he shows up He's fun

He's lighthearted He has a good time Man I've like And that's the other thing It's like you know I do fully loaded I bring my daughters out on the road with us And like I don't bring

Bad men around that group I work with all women I have 15 women I work with and my daughters. Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis is the, so I'll do it. My favorite,

Shane Gillis story, last night of fully loaded first year, Shane's doing it, and he goes up to Georgia and her best friend Daisy. My daughter, and she's like 18,

and he's like, you guys drink of beers? And they go, no. And he goes, come on, I'm not your dad. You guys are sneaking beers. And they go, no.

He goes, I'm not going to fucking tell anyone. If you're sneaking beers, tell Uncle Shane. We've been sneaking beers. Shane Gillis sits down next to me, he goes, George will drink of beers.

I fucking love it. I fucking love that dude I'm buzzed now I was sitting here like yeah I'm a little buzzed I know it's kind of nice I love it A little flower thing is good Shane is uh Shane Yeah you guys have to go to KFC radio

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