Bussin' With The Boys - Travis Kelce Talks Dating Taylor Swift + Winning Back To Back Super Bowls
Episode Date: June 25, 2024Recorded: June 19th 2024 | On this weeks episode the guys talk about the "Hawk Tuah" girl as it is all over everyones timeline, Will's is getting some gray hairs, welcome the Swifties and preview the ...Beer Games as it is happening as you are listening. Following the intro the guys had the boy Travis Kelce back on the bus as he was in town for Tight End U. Travis talks on what it was like winning back to back Super Bowls and whether or not he thinks the Chiefs can go for a 3-peat. He also gets into this past season and how even though he may not be getting the stats he and everyone is used to, he still has the same drive and determination to keep playing. Then Will and Taylor bring up the elephant in the room, what has it been like dating Taylor Swift? Travis talks about how it all started and what it's been like becoming maybe the most famous football player due to the Swiftie fans. Travis is another one of the boys that's always a good time to have on the bus. Enjoy. TIMESTAMP 0:00 Intro 1:43 Welcome Swifties 3:28 Beer Games Is In Progress 6:09 Will Is Getting Some Grey's 7:04 Hawk Tuah 12:43 Beer Games Predictions 20:28 Fan Question AKA JP's Question 24:09 Inside Out 2, Best Animated Movie Ever? 29:08 TRAVIS KELCE INTERVIEWS STARTS 30:52 Letting Your Boys Down 33:54 Can The Chiefs 3-peat? 37:08 Still Motivated? + Jason Kelce Retiring 41:29 Being The Villain This Season 46:31 Missing 1,000 Yards + Father Time Catching Up 55:35 Leaning On Your Parents 1:06:08 Playing For Coach Reid 1:08:55 49ers Super Bowl And Beating George Kittle 1:12:31 TEU 1:14:52 Relationship With Taylor Swift 1:19:03 Tier Talk - Best Taylor Swift Songs 1:25:37 Garage Beers 1:29:16 College Days 1:34:08 Parents Being Involved In His Sports Life 1:37:40 Twisted Question OTW 1:41:09 Shoutout OTW 1:48:30 Did Netflix Ask About "Receiver"?For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bro betting on a game
What you do?
And I'm just drinking beer and making that noise
Baby I'm hanging with the fellas
Bussing with the boys
Bro
Knock it out the park
Ladies gentlemen and welcome to the other episode of Bust
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A massive guest.
We do have one of the biggest audiences tuning in.
You got the Swifty audience.
We've got Chief's Kingdom.
You know, there's been some bad report between, yes.
Yeah, myself, they're probably like, why am I watching this Bozo's podcast just to listen to Travis Kelsey?
But if you're new to the pod, the boys, busting with the boys, we bring the locker room to life.
We have an incredible guest with Travis Kelsey on.
Good old-fashioned vibes.
Like, he obviously has his massive new Heights podcast.
But sitting on the bus, chopping it up, I feel like you get different angles of him versus like, you know, it's just him and his bro.
He's sitting with the boys.
We're the ones asking questions.
Our guys like Tara Massoudoo, there's just a bunch of layers of Travis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And his brand has obviously gotten through the roof based on his podcast, the relationship
that he has, him winning all of the Super Bowls in recent years.
He's absolutely killing it.
But the one thing you love about Travis Kelsey, and I'll tell a fun little story, dude,
2016, we played them in Kansas City.
Don't even know Travis.
Start jogging off the field in here.
Taylor, I look behind it, and it's Travis.
And this is when Travis is becoming Travis.
And you're like, that man, much respect, much love.
Let's hang out sometime.
I'm thinking, you know, all right, dude.
And from that day to this day, he's still the same cat.
Dude, he's...
Just loves being around the boys,
loves chopping it up with the fellas,
having a little locker room talk.
It gives you warm and fuzzies inside.
See a dude have that much success.
Yeah.
And then still come down, grounded and hanging out.
He's all about the camaraderie.
He's all about that.
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But yeah, this is an all-time episode.
We're going to be first shooting.
Well, we do what the boys like to do a little intro
to where we kind of have our own little conversation.
So if you're here for the Traverse Kelsey episode,
the boy Mitch will have the chapters in there on YouTube.
You can fast forward if you want to,
but you're probably missing out on some great banter from the boys
and getting to know our guys in the back.
Because right now, if you're tuning into this on Tuesday,
yeah.
Will Compton, Taya Luan, Brad, and Jordan Ruse are shit-faced drunk right now,
probably throwing up in a trash can.
Things are rough because Beer Games Championship of the world
is taking place at my residence as we are currently speaking.
The National Anthem is currently being performed.
If it's 11.05, Central Time, you know the National Anthem.
is going off right now.
Do we know what we're doing for the national anthem yet?
I don't think we do.
I don't think we do.
I don't think we do.
I'm going to have to shoot him that text.
Yeah, are you in Nashville?
We gotta get somebody.
Yeah.
We could probably find, it's Nashville.
We could find anybody to do that.
Yes, absolutely.
You can find out.
What about your boy?
Brad?
No, your boy from the softball game.
Which one?
The kid they did the national anthem.
Oh, Breeland.
Yeah, your boy.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You come in there kind of snack that thing up.
No problem.
Have a little fun.
Yeah.
A little zesty national anthem.
A little extra sweet national anthem.
That'd be nice to have the boy there.
But yeah, dude, it's been, it's been a war.
It's been a war for Beer Games Championship of the world.
There's been a lot of fight back and forth.
But in the words of Wilcocton, you can't kill what's already dead.
We're going to do this shit no matter what.
At the end of the day, if it was just you and me getting blackout together.
We were going to do it.
We know Jordan would be there no matter what.
No doubt.
The kids are right of diet.
Papa Cat.
Yeah, he is, he is.
How's, uh, you were in Canada over the weekend?
How's the Vives been in Canada?
Obviously the most dangerous place in the world.
No question.
I got this new little sleep thing, this little sleep monitor that I sleep with every night.
Can I try my sleep?
And I've noticed that my resting heart rate is about 20 beats per second faster when I'm
because I'm just, I'm in fire, flight at all times when I'm in that.
Whether it's not a bear or Cougar, it's getting stabbed by a heroin addict.
So life is a little bit different up there.
But no, we had a lot of fun, dude.
It was a, it was a refreshing little time.
Yeah.
Actually, that's a relax first.
second.
The lake vibe you guys are on out there is second to none.
Home of the Okopogo.
I've told you about that, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's scary little creature that lives out there.
And I do, we did like a little sauna session where it's like a floating little deal.
And you're in the sauna.
And then when you're ready, you pop out and you dive into the lake, you can kind of swim around because the lake still got some chill to it.
But, you know, when your feet's not touching the bottom and it is dark.
Come on, J.P.
I did see that story pose.
You can tread water?
I can tread water, but I can tread water about as well as a man.
from Arizona. Like there's only man-made lakes out there. Yeah. And so the idea of, I also
have a lot of practice. Yeah, yeah. JP, we know he's like, well, you, you were all state,
right in high school? Like he's a, he's a dolphin. My boy's a fish. Yeah. Yeah, you're a swordfish
out there. You move quick. But yeah, I, I, treading water for me is a bit of a difficult process.
You're a big boy. Big guy. Big boy. Yeah, big thick. A sink to the bottom like the
girl. I was noticing. Can you see the white hairs? Yes. Have you noticed them already?
Can I, yeah, but I think it's awesome.
Yes.
I've got several coming in.
And that,
can I tell you something?
That's fucking cool.
Like you're gonna,
you're turning in to a silver fox.
I know you want to be a wolf,
but that boy's a silver fox,
dude.
Because I'm begging.
I'm begging for these little boys right here to go gray.
I want to start in the burns and go up and get the sides.
I think that is such a distinguished look.
And I saw you about last week and I did notice.
At first I thought they were just like super blonde hairs.
But then in the shade,
moving that neck around a little bit,
I thought to myself, my God, that boy really got some grays in there.
Charles started to notice and she's like, you think it's stress?
And I'm like, I don't know.
I think I get an extra hair every day that goes by where I don't get a nut.
Yay.
We had a good laugh.
I saw your little Hawk 2 tweet.
Bro, that Hawk 2.
Hey, she's taking over.
Over, bro.
All the memes and videos, like the creativity of the internet, this is peak internet.
When something like that happens in the entire.
world comes together.
This is something we've never seen before.
Yeah,
I don't think we,
because I went on my Twitter feed
just to scroll for a second
and it was literally every other tweet
had to do with Hawk 2,
something going on.
And I,
the last I heard is no one knew
where she was.
Like no one could find her,
which I thought was dope.
Yeah.
Brad and I were having that conversation.
Apparently she's got merch out now
and all that.
She lives in Nashville.
Well, yeah, the video was taking
Nashville.
She lives in Nashville,
apparently.
Hey, we got to get her on the bus.
I get her on the bus.
Hot p.
Come here, girl.
And you just got to think, too,
the next guy,
the next guy that gets that Hawk 2 from her
is probably just thinking like,
yo,
I wonder what this is going to be.
Yeah.
But that kind of sucks for her.
Yeah.
Because now,
the bar is insanely high.
There's a lot of ladies out there
that claim to be the throat goat.
Yeah.
But there's not a lot of people
that look at someone
and say they are the throat goat.
And you've got to look at Hawk 2 girl
and think she's probably the best of ever do it.
She's the Michael Jordan of that top.
Yeah, a lot of expectation on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was actually,
someone did a funny-ass little real on that.
Imagine her dad.
Her dad's watching that video like,
God damn.
I'll give him that hot te.
And she had other ones too.
Yeah,
she'll beat the cobblos of that thing.
She said,
best way to get over one is get under one.
Just all the one-liners to where if you're dead.
Low-key.
You're the old man at home.
It's kind of,
she's so funny about it.
Hopefully the dad's,
nah,
man,
that dad's what lighthearted?
Hopefully dad's like,
that's a funny joke,
but I'm thinking, man,
if my daughter said that.
Hey, grab a mic.
Hey, grab a mic.
Brad.
Grab a mic.
Brad.
Brad is new to the bus.
You have to grab a mic.
you're going to talk you can't just be back there yelling funny stuff
oh my bad say say go ahead say you're joking yeah go ahead brad now that the mic's
you get the mic which one am i saying the dad you said she probably has no father in her life
yeah i was just saying i wouldn't worry about the dad seeing it because he's probably not around
that's a girl with daddy issues if i've ever seen one yeah okay brad that god is long gone
god i love you so much that is maybe i'm glad that our entire audience gets you
experience what we get to experience.
Yeah.
You can tell he's just regretting everything he just said.
Yeah, the anxiety.
On the inside.
Anxiety setting in on him.
He's like, god damn.
Should I said that?
What if she hears this for real?
Yeah, I knew, I saw the video was on Broadway, but I literally assumed because the video was
on Broadway, she was a tourist.
Yeah.
She lives here.
She's probably an East.
Jack, you know her?
Jack probably does know her.
That's not an East girl, not even close to an East girl.
What is she?
That's like a 12-7?
County girl.
Who?
Exactly.
That's a country girl.
There are no country girls in each.
That's a Zach Patton type.
That's a Zach Patton type.
That's deep lore for the bus and fan.
But yeah, apparently I heard that rumor.
I can't confirm it or not, but I have heard that, yes, it was on Broadway, but she actually
lives in Nashville.
So if anyone can point us in that direction and she can get on the bus, once this has already
been played out and it's two weeks from now and we can get her on when all the memes
are no longer funny, it'd be perfect for us.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we should set up a little, like, wanted poster for whoever brings you to us.
Come to beer lyrics.
If you know her at.
Go ahead.
Be here at the jet.
No.
Get her there right now.
Right now.
I don't want a hawk to a girl in my house with my wife there.
It's just not a good look.
You know what I'm not.
Glad you're having fun, Brad.
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I'm thinking...
Uh-oh.
Earn?
Yeah.
Jelly.
Shane. Oh yeah, I didn't think about Shane. Yeah. Maybe we just use that life line up with Shane.
No. I think you go earnest first, then jelly, then Shane last. Yeah. Go Shane last. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just getting in Shane's pocket, it's never what you want to be. But then we're at the spot to where it's like, hey, you're the last and final attempt. He knows he's got us.
Which makes it worse. For us. Yeah. Oh, so you're saying go to him first. Yeah. Good point. All good thoughts. All good thoughts. All good thoughts.
Let's talk about beer games because that's really what's happening right now,
which will not be out until what, June 20, July, 22nd, 3rd, 4th time.
Yeah, end of July.
So you're going to see a whole bunch of social content that Jack McPherson will be posting
and be like, oh my God, what a great time.
I wish I was invited.
When is this coming out?
I'm telling you now.
So if you didn't watch this podcast, too bad, dude.
And if you did watch the podcast, the people who do start complaining, just make sure you
correct them.
Just correct them in the comments.
The boy said this on their podcast.
It'll be coming out later July.
Right.
We need people to police the people.
Yes.
Yeah.
We need that.
Let's work the room a little bit.
So with the championship coming on, JP, we're going to start with you.
You know who's really competing in this thing.
Who do you think is going to win?
He doesn't.
I actually only know of four people competing in this.
Who's competing?
You two.
Ruse.
What are you playing?
Maybe.
It literally could happen at any moment.
Is Corey your teammate?
And then Chris Long and whoever he's playing with.
Who is Chris playing with?
I don't know.
But you got Chandler, you got Chandler and Eric Wood from the Buffalo Bills.
That's a, that's a bangor team.
You got Trevor Keegan and Zach Zanzer, a couple of Michigan Cats, National Champion Cats who are now rookies.
Those kids are freshest off the block as far as drinking goes.
Yeah, Chris Long Quentin.
I can give you the top three.
Hold on.
But also, the guys coming later today, Jimmy Tatro.
Yes, go.
Who is a laid a dish, positive a dish.
And his boy, Christian.
Yes, two goats
A couple of goats
Real Bros.
Is Simi Valley
coming out in July, I believe.
Yeah, yeah.
So they're gonna be on the podcast next week.
Yeah, yeah, we're having them on the bus.
Yeah, so we got it,
we got a full lineup for the boys going on here.
We have 16 teams total.
Yeah.
But JP, go ahead.
Start what you think, buddy.
Let me do number three.
I'm going to give to Quentin Nelson and Eric,
wait,
Quentin and Chris.
Quinn and Chris.
Yeah, you put Eric Wood and Quinn Nelson.
We're in trouble.
Yeah.
But number two,
Eric Wood and,
wait,
who's he playing with Mike?
Chandler.
Yeah.
And then number one, it's honestly between y'all two and you and Corey.
Because last year they were third place.
And they might have been screwed last year too.
We've watched the film.
So I'm going to go with Corey and Ruse.
Corey and Ruse.
Go ahead, Ruse.
What you got?
We for sure got screwed.
Go ahead and say a little bit more than that.
You guys are a great team.
You won two tournaments, I believe, right?
We won two of the four games and we missed the final.
And somehow y'all are in it.
Because we got third in like every one
points out of it
And we won the chug
If you're good consistently or great
You're too much of a roller coaster last year
We won the chug off
We were only awarded five points
Yeah because it's more of seating
Shug off and Beer Pong in the beer Olympics
And didn't make the final
I mean that's kind of
Those are two staple beer games
So the chug is really like
It's a small points
But it's really about seating
Is it the same way this year?
Yeah
I don't know is it
It's similar
It's similar
Yeah
With the rules of the sameers last year
but I think beer pong is going to be six cup instead of ten cup.
It's not going to be double elimination.
That was a war.
It was an eight year.
Yeah, it was an eight-hour deal, and you don't want that.
Yeah, I don't even know how many teams we have.
I think we've got 15 or 16.
As we're talking, a couple more probably already dropped out.
Did Tommy Pope drop?
Yeah.
And you didn't want to say nothing because he's not written in red right there.
Communication.
Not that I did not.
No, it's not that I didn't want to say anything.
It's just you don't want to know.
You don't want to know the reason.
Can you tell it on the bus?
Can you speak to me openly in front of all these nice people?
Oh, without giving me free shoutouts.
A commercial.
Same one.
Same one.
Same one.
It's like, how do we not know?
What's crazy to is the guy who put us in touch with him is in the same commercial.
Yeah.
Same one.
That's so fucking sad.
Oh.
Heartbreak hotel.
Do we get Dean Blandino again?
Dean's back.
He's back.
He's back.
He was a store.
He was a story.
He was a story.
He was a story.
He's competing this year.
The head ref this year is Jersey Jerry.
No way.
Yeah.
The bully himself.
Yeah, dude, it's going to be a good little time.
We're going to have a fun time with that.
We're going to throw up.
How many times you throw up in my lawn last year?
I hurled about eight times.
Did you really eight?
I was solo, dolo.
Yeah, I was honestly scared for a moment.
Because I couldn't move.
I couldn't move.
I was on the ground and I basically just had to lay there up against the bench
until somebody came and found me and found me and helped me up and brought me in
fed me, gave me some water.
Fed you water like a baby bird.
All I did was, you know, when you're just so hammered,
I was just so emotionally, like, grateful for his friendship.
Because I was like, I thought I was going to die over there.
Yeah, that little turf area, man.
Swallows you whole.
It'll take you down for sure.
It'll be a fun time.
Brad, who do you think has the best odds in this championship?
I mean, after hearing Corey and Roo's talk,
I feel like them because they,
seems like they've got an axe to grind.
The chip on the shoulder.
Yeah.
The Michael Jordan tablet in his hand,
that's when I took a personal type of vibe.
Yeah, that's exactly.
You feel that from them.
All we know is the champions aren't,
the defending champs aren't making this one
and we're next in line.
No question.
We hold the interim belt.
Hey, but here's the thing is,
I feel like everybody was rooting
against you guys last year
and that,
that's where you guys performed.
Yeah, do I am fueled by hate.
Yeah, yeah.
You were really given our team.
drunk Taylor is fueled by hate
yeah but it was also like kiddle's whole family was there dude
he brought a whole pack of wolves with him
so we went to do beerball against him
and they're like announcing us I hear booing
I look over it's just a kiddle family
and then they're just chanting yeah
kiddles kiddalls
is any part of it this year?
Oh yeah Dennis
it's tough to go against Dennis
because I've seen him put away a lot
I know the thing about Dennis is Dennis
well that we were just talking about a story
that Will doesn't remember because of his brain is
he sat in that chair and drank 24 beers
and fell asleep and fell asleep in the chair
and did not move. Then that is a
hell of a trait to have but when
competition is happening you've got to be
mobile brother. And Dennis has always had stiff hips.
Did you bring uh, it is going to be hot tomorrow
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Oh, you did?
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JP, you said you had a question for the bus.
Yeah.
Our fan question comes to us from Jay Hovey 34.
Long time listener, first time caller.
My question, one of my friends called me and he asked me this because he was in the minority when he was talking about it with his friends.
Shout out, Evan.
But when you go to the bathroom, say if you're at the airport or wherever and you have pants with a zipper on them, do you unzip the zipper and then pull your piece out through the boxer hole or through your little hole?
Or do you fully unzip and come out on top?
Bro, that's a good question because I think I do both.
I think I'm doing both.
Do you unzip?
It fits through.
I think for the most part I zip
But I think every once in a while
That belt I'll have to come off
Undo the belt
So that's how I am
Really?
I zip
Unzip
Stick it through the
Yeah
You pull the boxers down
You flop it out
No no no
Through the boxer hole
Oh
You navigate through the boxer hole as well
Yes bro
I don't zip
Then why does it exist
I'm a full unbuckle as well
Y'all got big hands
So it's different
It's different with the little hands
But why else is the boxer hole there?
That's what it's there for
But also it's like
Kind of I feel like it's harder
I go zip
With the bruce that are going on that exact movement
I feel like 30 seconds
To open flaps up
I feel like it's always a bit of a maze bro
It's so much quicker
If you just unzip and then open up the boxer
Oh
These ones I'm wearing don't even have it
Yeah and then obviously
These are
Just pure pants
true classic
I was gonna say like the briefs that they have nowadays
it's not even really that little
That's what I mean you gotta have the whole
That's like the old school Haynes fruit of the loom
Yeah
It's like old school way of thinking
Like the new age now they don't even really have that
Yeah
You know one thing I don't like about new age
Boxers and boxer briefs is
People are very conscious about the male
Body parts and they give you a lot of room
But
When it's so tight on my legs
And it's so baggy in the middle
I do not like that.
I wish it was a little tighter on my piece.
That's good for you, though.
I feel like if it crams up against it,
it kind of hurts like your,
it can hurt.
Your sperm quality and T levels.
I know what they say, too,
is when your balls are kind of restricted,
more likely to have a girl.
No shit.
Yes.
That's part of the literature.
That might be.
Oh, you obviously don't know the rabbit holes.
Will and I have gone down to try to have a boy.
Yeah.
So we're not blessed, Brad.
I also don't have a lot of room down where my pieces is.
Yeah, but you have a boy.
That's true.
So.
So your boy is fully unbuckling.
No, he's a zip guy.
Oh, he's a zip guy.
Yeah.
Oh.
So he was like, everybody was clowning on me.
I was like, no, I'm with you.
No, yeah, I don't, I don't zip.
The only time I've done that is like when I'm wearing like, like coveralls or something, like out in the woods hunting, being a man.
So instead of taking off everything, you hit the unzips.
Right.
Yeah, that one time.
Because it's quicker.
Because it's quicker.
Because it's quicker.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one time you're in Texas.
Or with me either.
Yeah.
Hey, because it's quicker.
Yeah, and you just don't have to take off so much stuff.
But a quick unbuckle zip down.
And it is always nice because when you're in airport, you're sitting a lot.
It's nice to like redo the belt, fix the pants.
I had a feeling this is how this would go, but I just wanted to ask.
That's a good question.
Good question.
Maybe there's a lot of, you know, zip guys out there.
Hopefully we'll find out soon enough.
Sound off in the comments.
Oh, hey, shout out inside out too.
Great movie.
Great movie.
You got it above number the first one or now?
That's a good person to ask.
They're both really good.
And it's because they're in different stages of life.
I like this one because they incorporated, you know,
a couple more emotions like as you get older.
And they're showing them in other people's brains as well.
So it's like, I think I was talking to Taylor about this.
Like you're able to see the emotions for what they are,
identify them, kind of describe them,
and know what's going on in your head.
I feel like that's just really good.
Yeah.
I had a tweet that said, if everybody in the world watched Inside Out 2,
humanity would have a shot.
I retweeted it.
Yeah.
I think it's a great movie.
I think it's a great movie.
So shout out Inside Out 2.
Rue, she didn't make a, she only spoke one time when it was super quiet,
like in her loud voice.
I was like, hey, remember, there's people in here.
We got a whisper.
She crush it.
She did a great job.
So, Roe's first movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Is it top three?
For sure.
You've seen it.
Yeah.
Okay.
You saw, you saw like opening night.
Yeah.
I'm in there.
I was dressed up.
He loves them cartoon.
I was joy.
Top three, though?
Yeah, it's that good.
I don't know.
Brave little toaster.
I wonder what it.
Oh, man, that's a deep cut.
Bro.
Will and I, last year, I think it was like July last year, right?
Yeah, we were having, yeah.
Out of our minds messed up.
And we put Brave Little Toaster on.
and it was it was a journey for both of us just the two of us in the house
I think it was my birthday yeah it was your birthday yeah that's what we did on my
inside out so we did my 31st 30 second birthday rated an 8.0 on IMDB which is a
phenomenal rating for an animated Disney movie just FYI you know what is as good as
inside out two might be a bad one that just came out Garfield have you seen it
you saw that one yeah there's not a whole lot of just not that good
Good.
Chris Pratt.
Massive, massive fan of Chris Pratt.
They did do like a full, like a lot of reshoots apparently because of the accent.
He was just like Italian like at the beginning and then like got a ton of backlash.
And then they're like, Gant, Garfield's not Italian.
He just loves lasagna.
But yeah.
So you can't.
And also you're not Italian either.
So this is kind of a weird dilemma.
But I haven't seen that.
I have heard it sucks.
Yeah.
It's just not that good of a movie which bums me out because I love Chris Pratt so much.
You can't all have winners.
Can't all have winners.
It makes your winners that much better
when you have a couple losers.
Like Ryan Reynolds,
Green Lantern.
Right.
And for Ryan Reynolds
to even take a couple shots
at himself in Deadpool
about Green Lantern is awesome.
I can't wait for that movie.
Shall we kick off the episode?
Yeah.
Let's get in and get off it out.
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Travis Kelsey, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like drinking that gallon of water and drinking?
No question.
No, not the one that was like intentional every day.
But you were definitely, you were the kind in high school that walked to grab a gallon Friday mornings.
I was, if I lost two pounds, I'm drinking two.
Gallons.
Two bottles.
Well, no, you know, you're talking about weight though.
I'm talking about like pregame high school.
You're like, Friday, Friday morning.
I didn't walk around the gallon.
I was always a guy.
No, I was always a gallon guy.
You were a gallon guy?
In college, I started it, yeah.
College is a different deal.
You walked around just a big jug?
Only during like training camp, though.
Did you, in middle school?
That was when I did.
Are we rolling?
Yeah.
All right.
In middle school, did you walk around with the ankle weights on?
No.
I walked around.
You were ankle weights?
Dude.
Why did you do that?
Because then when you take them off, you're faster, bro.
No.
That was the whole premise
Is that what Bill told you?
Does that make sense?
That makes sense.
That in the East Bay magazine.
Oh, the,
I walk around game day.
The calf shoes,
the black shoes that had like the fucking
you're just walking around
on your toes.
You had those?
Yeah.
I was trying to get some fucking hops.
I don't know about East Bay.
I knew about East Bay,
but it was always,
I never got anything I wanted from East Bay.
I wore like Nike sharks
my senior year.
And that was the coolest thing in the world
because you could slide in and out
on the Nike swoosh, what color you wanted.
Ooh.
To me, I was like, yo, what color am I can go with today?
Get crazy out here with those things.
Yes.
We got Travis Kelsey.
Let's get around on the podcast.
Yes.
Yes.
We got the boy.
This is out on Tuesday.
It was good to be with the boys, baby.
Yes.
Glad to be back.
This is out on Tuesday, June 25th.
Currently, we are drinking at the beer games.
We did have some, we had some sad news when the boys backed out.
Yeah.
You've seen the shitstorm that Dustin that has happened.
Because it's like, you guys weren't the only domino to happen.
It was like, oh, my God, this fucked us.
I'm sorry for not only one doing it, but I hope I didn't start that train.
I hope I didn't make it okay to like, ah.
We'll say this.
Because I would like you to.
Because I definitely, I fucking want to do this.
I know, I know.
I really do.
I still like, I like to pick you struggling to fall asleep at night because you let the boys down.
But the very first domino was Bert.
Was Bert.
which is crazy because if you look back in video evidence
Bert is the main selling point to your brother
being like I'm hard in I'm 100%
and Jesus like oh fucking I'm hard in
and so that happened and once the foundation of Bert went away
you were gone Shane was gone
Because when he went out I remember looking at Taylor
being like hey it's all good remember we wanted to
we moved this thing the Kelsey's are
we get the Kelsey's we do this collab this year
like that's the one that's club we wanted
and then on the phone call came I mean it was sadness
it was real time sadness
I had to call though, man.
But you do that?
Hey, that and respect.
Respect you, not just like sending the text.
Dude, I would.
I had about three of them.
I had about three paragraphs.
I was like, I just got to fucking call them, man.
I got to call them.
There's one thing I've noticed in, in this whole beer game situation is that some dudes
will just not text you back for like three weeks to the point.
You're like, listen, man, just put the gun to my head and pull the trigger.
I need to know right now.
I hear you.
Because it gets hard.
And it's tough to tell your boys, listen, I know I committed to this, but I've got to back out.
Yeah.
But I've officially, like, George,
George's like, I probably won't make it to beer games,
even as a ref.
And I'm like, great.
That actually makes me happier than you saying yes.
Because I can figure something else out.
Because now I don't have the anxiety of you probably backing out.
I'm hurt.
I've hurt.
And you put on,
and you're familiar with like putting on events and everything like that.
It's like when you're trying to reach out and ask you like,
I promise it's all good.
Like it's just better to know sooner than later.
Hell yeah.
The last minute stuff is tough.
Because the boys, everybody does feel bad.
And it's like, yeah, I can't fucking make it swing.
Dude, that shit looked so much fun last year.
I know,
we're gonna get you in eventually.
I have to.
We're gonna do it eventually.
I think where we messed up
what we found out
is like maybe summer is not the move.
Initially our thought was behind
OTAs gets finished,
mandatory minicamp gets finished.
Everyone has that six week block
to do their thing.
But that's when everyone's hitting
their vacations and doing their stuff.
Yes.
So I think it's a,
I think it's a spring thing.
It's a March, early April deal.
Yeah.
It might have to be.
I can see that.
I can see less people
like planning,
shit and getting shit like on the schedule in March.
June, July is just, it's prime time, baby.
It's tough.
It is prime time.
Right in the thick of it.
Dude.
And right on the board.
It's a prime time event though.
I get it.
Yeah, right on the border of like, all right, I'm taking the week off and then dialing in
for the next four week, four or five weeks to get into training camp.
It's like literally you don't have a whole lot of time.
But yeah, it's probably the move.
And we'd have to wait to March because the boys might be in the Super Bowl again.
Not if you, I mean, are you going to have that taken a little bit?
Well, yeah, I've won them two Super Bowls since I've had the take of hating the Chiefs.
You've got to keep that take.
Yeah, I've been giving them bulletin board material.
The only way the Chiefs don't three piece is if you essentially take the Chief's side.
Oh, man.
You can make a fucking do this.
Just be a true dynasty.
You can make your break a dynasty just by your opinion.
No, we know it's here.
We know what's right here.
No.
I don't think so.
We know what's right here.
You can't tell me when you walk into Kansas City Chief's locker room,
there's not a couple murmurings about when Will Compton sees this.
When we, hey, boys, we won.
You know, Andy Reid in a team meeting is running his PowerPoint,
and he just puts up my tweets.
Yeah.
Like, look at this motherfucker.
Listen, we're playing the Steelers this week.
You got to watch out for TJ.
They had a great running back here, but let's not forget.
And then Wilcompton's face, old teeth comes up because this is the reason why we fight.
This is the reason why we fight day in and day out.
I mean, it's talked about.
No.
A, but the three piece.
It's a good take, though.
I enjoy it.
But the three-pe.
Man.
That's crazy to think about, man.
I think we got, I think right now we got the focus and we got the team to be able to do it, yeah.
You already know every year you've got to restart that engine, man.
You got to rebuild it.
We got a lot of fucking fun pieces added.
Hollywood Brown, seeing him run around this all season's been so fucking fun.
And then Pat have a connection immediately up top.
like every single, at least once or twice in seven on seven,
Pat's just making sure he gives Hollywood that chance to make a play down field.
I'm just like, Xavier worthy isn't.
He hasn't even been out there because he's been dealing with a little bit of a hammy.
So it's like even just seeing that and seeing guys, like seeing where the offense is going,
Coach Reed every single year has these like, no cards just fucking plays.
He's just like just cooking him up in that fucking office.
He's just cooking him up, dude.
And he's just, it's been fun to, like, see how the offense has grown throughout the years.
Because when I first came into the league, it was Jamal Charles.
Give Jamal the ball.
You know what I mean?
We're inside zone, outside zone, screen to Jamal, motion him outside, do a little slant to him.
Like, it was, like, all focused on Jamal.
And now it's, like, started to get to the point where it's like, it's all focused on Pat and everything that he can do.
And now everybody gets the ball.
So it's been crazy.
Yeah, when you say what Pat can do, like, what can't he really do?
the guy can make insane throws
oh he can do it all he can there's awkward throws
he's like that who's a European white basketball player
jp is not on the bus no the old guy from the
from the mavs
dirk dirk yeah making all that guy
that's the one you needed help with yeah
no i don't watch basketball i had a problem with uh angel reese the other day
someone said you know who angel reese is i legit thought it was
an adult entertainment star with that name and no disrespect not
to be disrespectful but that's where my brain went with that name vizki you're in your world he's like uh dirt
novitsky out of all comparables out what can he do that your home's dirt novitsky no doubt no doubt
do you still find yourself having the same fire oh fuck yeah you're in and you what you're going what year
you're you in this is 12 and you still have this same fire dude i love that shit man i don't know what
i mean i feel like i feel like the chance of having a three pete like you're just
just nobody gets that fucking chance.
So it's like your desire to come into work every single day
just kind of went up a notch.
Yeah.
So it's like you just, you want it more than you've,
you've like been coming into the building in recent years
just because you have an opportunity to be one of the greatest,
if not the greatest, like, dynasty franchise,
three to five, six year run that's ever been, you know,
played on the gridiron.
So it's like, man, you just got to,
you got to be present in the,
moment but you got to enjoy what you're doing man is there ever a battle of staying present in that
moment keeping that fire because obviously that's impressive you know that that's impressive going 12
years in the league especially with the stardom that you have even now like it's been growing
throughout the entirety of your career winning championships you've done that you've won two you've won two
in a row like you know how impressive that is to keep that fire going like do you struggle at times
like staying in the moment and you lean on things that kind of remind yourself
Not really. Not really. I don't think I've ever struggled with that aspect of it. I've struggled with the aspect of like not having the success that I've had in my younger years.
Like I was talking to my brother about kind of when he was like, man, I know this is it, dude. This is it. I'm done. I'm over with.
And it wasn't like the wear and tear of like his body like after a game. It was just the fact that there were some plays that he knew he should be making and his body just he wasn't the same athlete.
And he was like, that's, that's frustrating right here when you know you're like how successful you are and how successful you've been in your career and not having that success every single time.
And you kind of see yourself, I don't want to say deteriorating, but like you're just not having those, that same moment of.
Father time catching up.
I'm fucking, I'm like, I'm just running it up on these dudes.
Like you just don't have that ability anymore, I guess.
Yeah, but Jason, like, well, he walked away.
He still had a lot of gas off than the table.
So much gas, dude.
Bro, because he, I mean, he may or may not, in his mind, been able to do some of the
place he did at the angles he was taking.
But that guy's so smart.
The way he blocks, I feel like he could just take different angles.
And, you know, when Father Time starts to catch up with you, the savviness of the technique
and how he handles everything, he could put five more years.
I hear you, man.
He could still do it.
I was telling him, dude, I was like, dude, don't you fucking quit on me?
Really?
God damn it, don't you do it?
Was there a lot of back and forth between you two when he was, like, contemplating
with our?
Jason was trying to retire like five years ago.
He just got to keep on the horse every single time.
Howley, the Eagles organization just kept on.
How about we just give me a few more?
Just a few more meals.
Just keep coming back.
Yeah.
Having some fun.
Keep the good dog fed.
He got a good quarterback.
Then he goes to the Super Bowl and plays another year after that.
And I think he's just, he's like come to like being okay with where his career was,
his entire like longevity of it and everything he was like he was just comfortable with where he
wasn't he has great opportunities off the field um he's got three little girls that he's just ready
to go and just be a dad and be fully in on on you know not that he wasn't but he's helping out
kiley now at the house so it's just uh it's like it was like a perfect mesh of everything coming
together for him so i can't imagine this past year for them the way they started and the way they
finished that's like the most deflating when you're just on a role like this super bowl the year
before.
We might, this team
undefeated,
then you become like the worst team.
Yeah,
like you sneak into the playoffs,
which is wild,
man.
It's such a,
it's a tough deal.
That's hard mentally to go through.
I can only imagine.
I mean,
you guys had some turbulent times.
Literally Kansas City every single week,
everyone's like,
are they still them?
Can they still do it?
Can they still do it?
Can they still do it?
Are they gonna?
You guys last week going to the children.
I think it was never a question.
I don't think it was ever a question.
Right.
For Big Will over here.
And Will just wanted it so bad, man.
I know, dude.
He just wanted to change the guy.
This was a pro 49ers podcast that's second of last week or second week of February.
Only because you guys had so much success.
And the boy Kittle, McCaffrey, Warner, all those dudes.
It's got to be just stuts.
Like knowing you're kind of, you're hated because you.
Oh, I definitely have more fun with that one.
Yeah.
Because you guys are so good.
I had fun with that one this year.
But you could tell, you could tell like going into the playoffs.
I mean, you weren't the only one.
but I could just feel it.
I could just feel it.
Yeah.
You know?
And it was cool going into like other stadiums in the playoffs.
For the most part, every playoff game I've had has been at Arrowhead.
So it's like being able to having to go into Buffalo, get a fucking win, having to go into Baltimore where they are the bully.
You know what I mean?
That team, that was a fucking physical team.
The bank.
Number one defense in the league.
Like they have that old school, like the old school Ravens that we grew up on.
I mean, that was, like, you don't fuck around with those dudes.
Like, fucking, what do you call it?
Ray Lewis came out, did the whole, you know what I mean?
He tracked the whole thing.
Everything at you.
All of it, dude.
So it was like, man, that was a fun ride.
He, fun ride being the villain for a little bit.
The bank might be the best atmosphere in the playoffs.
That was so much fun, man.
Because they just do an amazing job of, like, the lights and the fans.
They're just nasty.
Dude, they are crazy about it.
We played them, 2019, the division.
round and they were the one seed and it was just you it was so electric the most energy i've ever
felt in a building in my entire life they really got out felt it dude one thing i noticed from you this year
i might be talking out of my ass but playing you in years past i've never seen you really chirped that
much in the field you kind of do your thing happy go lucky guy yeah this year it seemed like
anybody and everybody could catch hands verbally yeah was there like even oh even coach reed
could just kind of you were it's just seemed like that didn't look great i
That didn't look great.
We've all done it.
You ever just, you ever just kind of just lose it and just like want to win so bad that you just like take it up a notch?
Like your aggression has to go up a notch that everybody around you feels like this guy wants it.
Yeah.
This guy wants it.
And if he wants it this bad, I need to, I need to match that.
You know what I mean?
I feel like as a leader with the chiefs like that, it got to that point in this season where it was like, man, I just don't think we have.
have like the right like mentality to like attack a team from the jump ready to get in the bar
fight and I feel like I don't know I just had to like bring that into like everybody's mentality
and and sure enough I mean everybody everybody didn't love seeing that side of me in the playoffs I
can just see like how everybody was talking about it and like social media and everything and
but at the same time I felt like it was making our team better by by leading the guys
and being that for the team, for sure.
At what point in the season
did you kind of look around
and realize these guys
don't have the mentality
we should have?
We got our ass beat
by the fucking Raiders
on Christmas.
The Raiders.
Fucking ruined Christmas.
Motherfuckers.
Dude, Pace's got the,
he had those dudes
ready to brawl
right there on the field.
They are kind of taking
old school Raiders mentality lately.
100% man, and I love that shit.
And I was like, man,
if we play with that kind of edge
or that kind of like toughness,
that kind of like don't fuck with us mentality,
like we won't be stopped.
Yeah.
And it just kind of,
it ended up like that.
But that Raiders game was definitely
one of the turning points for sure.
You had to walk into that building
and just start chopping dudes down at the knees.
Going at everybody.
How'd Pat handle that?
I don't think I was attacking anybody on the squad.
It was more so just like...
Coach Reed.
That wasn't an attack.
I wasn't an attack.
No, you already know.
It definitely looks like an attack.
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't, like, it was like a nudge.
Like, come on, baby, put it on me.
Like, that's what it was.
It wasn't like, motherfucker.
It wasn't.
That's not what it was.
But I can see how it kind of looks like that if you don't have me miced up.
But yeah, I forgot everything.
Does anybody else, like on the team, like what leaders are kind of following your lead
or you're having that kind of conversation with, like, yeah, we got to start finding our edge.
I feel like we just don't have some time.
is right there. Pat's the, he's the guy. You know, he is the guy that, that leads the team and he's,
he's just, he can't do, you can't just ask him to do fucking everything. You know what I mean? That's
what you need leaders like Chris Jones, like fucking Drew Trankel, guys like Justin Reed that are
on the defensive side that are, you know, very smart, very vocal, know how to win. And then
on the offensive side, like Creed Humphrey stepping up big, Tray Smith playing with that tenacity and
stuff like that. It was definitely like a circle the wagons type moment after that Raiders game.
They were like, yo, let's just, let's just do this shit for from here until this season's over
with. Let's just fucking lock in and just play with some more juice. Yeah. Were you bummed not to hit
a thousand yards? I mean, I was, I was like, that would have been cool, but at the same time,
I've been fortunate to have a lot of, a lot of stats. And it's just at this point,
my career is just not what I'm here for.
I could have went I could have went out there in that Chargers game and I would have
loved to play with Blaine.
I hadn't I hadn't played with Blaine yet in a game and I loved playing with like Chad Hennie
Foles when he was with us for a little bit behind Alex Smith.
I love playing with the guys that like don't always get that opportunity to go out there
and sling it around.
So I wanted to go out there and sling it with Blaine.
And I hadn't fucking played a game with him.
But I was like, man, I could really use not to go out here on this fucking turf.
Bang up my knees and just give myself like a full week of like, I don't know, just getting the body back together.
I was like, that's way more important to me.
That's way more important to me than these 15, 16 yards that I should have got fucking 16 games worth.
There's so many drops and shit like that.
I was almost like kicking myself that I was even in the situation.
I'm like I don't even
It's not worth it to me at this point
Is that when you say I'm not
Like that's not where my career is at anymore
Like I'm not is that this part you struggle with
When you're like maybe I'm not the threat I used to be
Is that what you're kind of saying?
Yeah
I want to put words in your mouth 100% yeah
I think that's definitely it
Having to deal with not always being in the game
In like certain moments of the game
Like I had to come to just
I had to look myself in the mirror
Like dude you
The team's better
when Noah and Blake Bell are in the game in these type of situations,
you have to be all right with that.
You can't just be like, I'm fucking, I'm me.
I need to be on the fucking field.
And that's like, that's just how it's always been.
So it's like dealing with that, knowing that I got to trust the head ball coach on what the team needs best.
And I just want to go out there and be out there every single fuck of play and helping the team.
So it's like dealing with that has probably been the biggest struggle.
How was that transition mentally for you?
Was it just legit one conversation in the mirror for yourself?
Or did it take a minute to be like, okay, I'm frustrated about something.
I have to identify what that is now.
And now that I know what it is, how do I get past this?
Yeah, I think it's been over the past like two or three years understanding that.
And then on top of that, you throw in the fact that we weren't just having like Buku success during the season like we had in years past.
Like typically our team has been mostly offense.
I mean, obviously Spags and.
Chris Jones and everybody.
Our defense has always been solid, but like Patty Mahomes.
Yeah,
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
So it was like not having the success that we thought we should be having,
that we're used to having and then having to deal with, yeah,
just not being as successful or as smooth in routes and things like that and being
reliable for 1-5 back there.
Yeah, it was a learning process, man.
Yeah.
It's tough.
How do you, how do you like, how do you go about kind of un, it's going to sound weird,
unfucking yourself when the mojo is kind of slipped and you know the external noises out there,
like man, if we would have caught these balls, like when you're having the drops and everything
throughout the season.
And you know you can't pour too much energy into it because you make it too big.
It's like the expectation's so high.
And take it the yips.
But then also, yeah, it's like when you just get the yips, you're like finding that balance
to still and still confidence.
and guys and also, man, I don't want him to think I'm coming to him because it's like you're such a
problem. We need you to catch the ball or even you dropping the ball. It's like when you guys are
having those yips, what's kind of the formula? How do you guys go about keeping the swag about you
knowing that the tide's going to turn? I think coach Reed does it does it the best. He's nonstop
challenging the team at week in, week out, on like not necessarily getting better, but like
making sure you're focusing on the things that are going to get you better.
Like, I'm a huge, I got to be out in practice kind of guy.
Like, I have to get those reps.
I need to be out there doing the little things in between seven on seven,
in between team run, in between Blitz.
Like, I got to get those, like, little reps, the extra catches that I get with the
quarterbacks, just the talking with the OC or like the QB coaches
and just making sure that we're all on the same page and shit.
I need to be out there having those kind of.
combos, going to work. And I think that mentality right there is like you're just nonstop,
like going step by step up the staircase and like finding ways to have the success, right?
Yeah. And I think coach reads leadership and how he like sets that program for everybody.
I think it just is flawless, man. So you don't really get caught up in the, you don't,
you try not to get caught up in the lack of success or like, I don't know, maybe.
some of the frustrations throughout the season that you haven't had in years past because it's like
we're still working to get better no matter if we're having the success or we're not.
Yeah, that's a good point.
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With this past offseason, you've had an insane one.
Yeah.
It's been all over the place.
And then you run to the season.
You got the new heights.
You got all that stuff.
And you're the most talked about NFL player of all time.
Essentially, you help raise the cap space in such a big way.
In such a big way.
but when those types of like you know trials and tribulations are happening during the season
how difficult is it for you not to listen to the noise because we've all we talk about all the time
in this podcast that search bar on Twitter yeah typing your fucking name into there yeah and seeing
some of the negative things we've all we've all fall victim to it we have all fall victim how
did you handle that because truly it is it's the Kelsey show um I would say for the most part it's
like I don't I know what's real when I walk into the building I know where my intentions are
and I know who I am as like a person right so it's like yeah I get it I'm not having the
success or it's you know people are taking having some hot takes on me and I'm what I got going
on on the field and off but for the most part man I just I really don't give a fuck I just have the
I don't give a goddamn syndrome and I just keep it moving man that's a great trait man
Man, dude, it's lovely.
I sleep wonderful at night.
Yeah.
You know, I'm just, I'll have a few beers if things are getting, you know, too fun or too bad.
And it'll just be, you know, on to the next one, man, yeah.
Is it one of those things, were you born with that?
Or was that something that you had to be, had to be established as you got older.
Cincinnati.
This is lovely right here.
A little bit of sauce in that.
Sweet condensed milk.
And I got a little sweet dude this morning, so I'm going to get a little zesty.
Aethan roast, a little local Nashville coffee shop for the boys right here.
I bought it.
Yeah, dude, you're sitting.
We're not.
We're local.
Yes.
That don't give a fuck syndrome.
Is that something that you're born with?
Or is that just the trial tribulations and you just were able to work through that?
I think it's a Kelsey trait.
It's in the DNA.
Is it?
My dad's had that for quite a long time.
I think, uh...
My bad.
I appreciate you picking up my mess.
You should have thrown over there now?
He just switched it up.
He switched up.
Picking up the litter just to move the litter.
Your dad.
Yeah, Big Ed, man.
Big Ed was, I think he's always kind of had that, like,
your family is your family,
and that's all that really fucking matters.
You know, outside of that,
like, you're going to be respectful.
You're going to be a good person in society.
And it's like, as long as you're doing those things,
and you're close with the family,
you're keeping the family tight.
Who gives a shit?
What Jim Bob or whoever the fuck is on Twitter
fucking writing the shit
or whoever's on social media saying it?
Like, it is what it is.
You know?
And at the same time, like, if they're saying something,
look yourself in a mirror, bud,
and like ask yourself, are you,
what are you portraying for them to say this type of shit?
You know?
And it's like either it's a fair take
or it's an unfair take
or it's just fucking whatever.
That's an insane amount of awareness.
Yeah.
How often do you find yourself, lean on your parents, or how involved are they when, you know,
things like that are happening, the communication with them?
Yeah.
I think, I think I've been, I've been so fortunate just to have their, like, love and support
through all parts of my career in my life.
I know they're always there.
At this point, it's like I'm not going to, I just don't let myself get to the point
where I'm, like, down in the dumps and I need somebody to pull me out of there.
Like, I just never let it get to that point.
Is your old man throw you some just random messages?
You know what he'll do?
He'll see some wild shit come across and he'll be like, hey, what the fuck is this?
You know, it would just be something so fucking out of the blue like something about me and Taylor.
It's like, hey, what the, you guys okay?
You guys are right out there?
Get the fuck off Facebook, dad.
You're fucking kidding me?
Yeah, that's his search engine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No doubt.
We've all got our way to get our news.
Dads are funny about that, dude.
Dude, so good.
They'll just, like, me and Will will have something going on the bus.
and my dad will just,
he watches every single episode
and he'll call me and be like,
are you and Will good?
Are you guys all right?
I'm like, Dave, Dave, it's all right.
Put the phone down.
You don't have to watch everything.
We're going to be just fine.
My old man, finding out that I've been high
and smoked weed in my adult life.
He learned from watching the podcast.
Didn't take it too well.
No, he didn't care.
He actually doesn't bring it up.
I'm more so addressing just to get it
to feel like, I know you watch this all the time.
Like, let me just say it now in front of you.
You know, yeah.
There was a boomer.
Yeah.
He just sit there and he's going to be like, my boy smoking weed?
The devil's lettuce out there?
Yeah, he can't be having that.
Did you know, Bill, he doesn't, you know, he doesn't say a whole lot.
He didn't say a whole lot, but he thinks a whole lot.
Yeah.
I know, I know Bill's doing sitting in that chair with that a pack of chew.
My son's a degenerate, putting that red man in.
I can't believe.
I think he, you think you should be saying that?
Yeah.
I don't care that you.
You think he should be saying that to everybody?
We don't like the world.
Yeah.
Dude, when I first got to Michigan, I would just say whatever.
My dad would be like, hey, man, you got to play the game.
Like you've got to be the all-American kid.
Like don't say too many things.
Then after a while, my dad was like,
hey, man, fuck it.
It seems like you have a better handle on this stuff.
And I go ahead and do whatever you want.
Killing it.
Just run with the book.
Just we're able to run with it.
Did your parents ever try to like give you game?
Like, hey, listen, when you're in the media, you do this,
routes, any of that stuff?
No.
You're partying a little.
The public.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Facebook's telling me this.
You need to do that.
Do you like your brother.
Be like your brother.
Never.
Not one time.
I think when I was in college and I got kicked out
or I got removed from the team for the year
for smoking the devil's lettuce.
You like that.
That's a good one.
That's a classic, dude.
It's a classic.
My dad just like kind of came and he was like,
well, you really put yourself in a situation, didn't you?
He was just like,
that was like the moment.
He was just like, hey, can't keep a Kelsey boy down, you know?
Just keep moving.
That's your dad's right.
Yeah, he was just like.
Right out. Just straight up. Just like, yeah, you'll be, you'll be all right. You're not a, you're not a bad kid.
Yeah. Just keep being you. Get out of, get out of, get out of, you're not a bad kid. You just made bad mistakes.
He just fucked up. Yeah. Stepples lettuce. Can't mess with that stuff, ma'am. It's a gateway drug.
It is. You can't have that. You said something when you were just kind of messing around being like, don't, don't be like your brother, don't be like, or be like more like your brother. Yeah. Was there ever? Obviously, you guys have an insane relationship.
Hell yeah. But was there ever?
like uh just jason just seems like dude he's honor student yeah music got you back in
cincinnati he's the most badass dude in the fucking entire city he's like he's the one that'll like
play the saxophone in the jazz band and beat your ass at a fucking piles party like he's like
he's like just the he's the most like well-rounded human being honor student he was the
favorite growing up in the entire city everybody 30s it's easy to like gas up your brother but
what about 13 year old Travis was Travis ever like mad about how like everybody
how good is this about what the fuck is this about I don't think I was ever bad that's how he has the
bad boy image he had to project in some he had to do something he's going to be so good then I'm
gonna be like this had to get mischievous yeah just be in the background like I'm gonna steal that
candy bar over there fuck you guys no question I'm gonna smoke that lettuce they told me not to
I'm going to do it right now.
Dude, Jason,
Jason growing up was,
it was easy to rue for him,
because he still,
even though he was like,
he was like that guy,
like he still wasn't getting offers
from all over the place.
Like he wasn't having like,
Buku,
Buku success until like the late,
the years that we went to like the Orange Bowl
and Sugar Bowl in college.
And then when he finally started winning with the Eagles,
like he wasn't having like all the success,
but he was like,
he was always the star on the team.
he was on you know so it was always easy to rue for him you still always kind of like that
underdog but um around the city and shit he was just like yeah don't fuck with that dude and
you want that guy on your team yeah like i walk through high school untouched outside of like him
like bullying me and beat my ass being an older brother jason was like that in school he had the
reputation oh yeah like really you don't fuck with that crazy white dude like he's he's he's the one
like throwing gatorade coolers at football
ball games like fucking spazzo.
I mean, it's,
we've been known to fucking be a little hot during games.
A good helmet throws always gets everybody's attention, you know?
But yeah, Jason was always that dude, man.
Biggest pet peeve of Jason.
Snores.
There's no question that boy's got apnea.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you look at him.
He's like a choked snore?
Huh?
Um, no, he's just so, just like your fucking revving of lawn mower.
or just the whole time the whole time dude dog jason is he has become like the face of all offensive
linemen forever dude it's been so cool to see it man is crazy because philly's got to be the most
like psychotic fan base of any place right like they if you mess up like they're the fans that boo you
at halftime if you're losing it's a terrifying you go three and out in the first drive it's over
you might as well pack it in it's those message boards are going nuts dude i've been
Even if you're undefeated.
They're just pissed off the entire times.
Going to some of the games early on in my career when they weren't having like a lot of the success that they're having now.
And seeing like the difference when Philly, when your ass, Philly wants to fucking set the entire stadium on fire.
But when you're good, that place is unreal.
Grease the polls.
It is, dude.
Yeah, it's the polls, man.
They'll still set that thing on fire, but for good reason.
Yeah.
the uh but seems like his wife too like you saw she's i mean she just went viral for just
giving care in the two hands verbally hilarious she gave her three piece and a biscuit full combo
don't fuck with them on date night what is going like is she got that kind of fire forever and you do
know what i love about her too is she refuses to wear any other uniform oh yeah no she's she's not
fucking around like i love that kind of loyalty she's like no fuck that i'll never respect it i respect
it all day especially you got the the the birds fans are just they're just they're just they're
different. They're different breed. Once you're there and you're around Philly and you're around
the like the people and the communities and stuff, I mean, you get it. Everybody's just so fucking,
they're so tight-knit. You don't see like a chain restaurant out there. You don't see like everything's
like self-served communities. Everybody's like making sure they're looking out for each other.
And that's one thing I do love about Philly. And getting to know Kylie and her family and everything
throughout the years has just been, it's been awesome because she,
even has that like toughness of don't fuck with me and you saw that in that video of them just trying to
have date night with their friends over at the shore where it's a big family environment everybody
is having a good time every single day out there at the shore and this lady just comes in trying
to be entitled and and telling jason kindly like you have to take a picture with my kid like
you're doing it now and it just it escalated into something that it shouldn't even shouldn't even
have been right you know what I mean right I'm sure uh literally literally
should never get to that point.
Everybody's doing their best.
It shouldn't.
Obviously.
And because Jason and Kylie are like the sweet.
Like they're the nicest people until you take it to that point.
And it's like, all right, now.
Now you've got to fuck up.
Now I got to choke somebody, bitch.
Yeah, now you've got to find out.
How long did Jason play?
13?
Yeah, 13.
How long do you got?
You've just been quoted recently in the media.
Put the load on my back.
Yeah.
Where is that?
Yeah.
No load management over here.
Throw you around a little bit.
Grab the hips.
How, uh,
hoping me up.
How long do you think you got?
How long do you want to play?
If you had a crystal ball, how would you, how would Travis Kelsey go out?
You know, it's at least two more years.
Yeah.
You got to be Jason.
I'm 100% doing at least the next two.
You know, you know, I'm, uh, I'm at least doing that.
And then we'll see what, what the, what the future holds, man.
I know that there's opportunities off the field.
for me and I think that was something that Jason was really comfortable with when he was like
kind of juggling whether he was going to come back. And it's just a situation where I said it the
other day. You guys heard me. I love coming into work, man. I have so much fun. I still got the fire
to keep getting better and I still got the fire to like go out there and do that shit every single
day. So I can't really put a number on it. I just know I got two years on my contract and we'll see
what happens after that. Is there a world you live in where you would play for another team other than Kansas
city? I don't think that's ever there it used to be the the original dream was the play for
Cleveland Cleveland kid I fucking loved the the sports town that I grew up and fueled all the sports
love that I have today and I still like in the side I'm like go get them Browns you know like in the
back of my head but I don't think I could ever fucking play for the Browns I just I have so much
love and appreciation for like especially if coach Reed stays in KC um if
Brett Veach, you know, Patty Mahomes, the, like, the nucleus stays in KC.
I don't think I could ever, I could ever leave the city.
That's not going anywhere.
Doesn't look like it.
No.
There was some murmurings about Andy Reid, though.
He's been in the game for so long.
And then he just signed the extension.
Yeah.
So he's in it for another five.
Allegedly.
But you know those extensions, the way they work, you can get out of them anytime.
Were you worried that Andy was going to dip?
No.
Good.
No.
Simple answer.
Yeah.
I mean, I knew the, I knew the Chiefs weren't going to let them, you know,
definitely not let
them go to another team or anything
but it would have been
you probably have your own personal
like pulse with them
and everything else too
to where I think we're all
kind of in cahoots of like
this is fun right now
like let's let's keep this going
dude he seems like a blast
to play ball ball ball man
the absolute best man
you'll show your personality man
yeah
ah gun
shout out the big red
he does seem like
one of those coaches
you just want to play for forever
yeah yeah he does
he seems like he does a good
job like and staying innovative but like keeping it light having all the right things to say you know
not being an asshole speaking of when the time is right yeah yeah he does have some crazy
verbiage when it comes to you guys his play calling where does he come up with that stuff do you guys
i think it's a mixture it's a mixture it's a mixture of like the offensive staff you try and make
it make sense right like like like post corner poco like things like that like you try and make
it make sense for the for the players and sometimes you're
it just gets fucking, it's just out there.
Like we had a trick play against the,
we had a trick play against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
and we called it Black Pearl because of the pirate ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Yeah.
You know, so it's like you try and make it make sense
and I'm just like in my head, I'm just like,
I've never seen that shit in my life.
You never seen Pirates Caribbean?
No.
Are you serious?
I haven't seen all of me either.
I've seen one.
Oh, dude, you gotta go back and watch those movies.
They're insane.
I know.
It was hard for him when Johnny Depp said he'd never do it again.
Because those movies are legit, unbelievable.
Damn, all right.
It's amazing how people think football players are, like, uncreative, like, you know, just kind of...
Stupid.
Cave men, stupid.
But when it comes to a word association, coaches go nuts.
All of a sudden, they're poets.
They're like J.K. Rowling out there.
We're writing stories.
Because they have...
They'll sit in rooms.
They'll be like, all right.
Post corner, Poco's fun.
But you know who did that?
Pocahontas.
And if you think about Pocahontas.
She was a trailblazer, so we're going to add this in here also.
It is crazy how they do that shit.
That's hilarious.
That's funny, but it is.
That's exactly how it goes to.
Come up with this elaborate analogy on how they got.
And they just think that's, this is going to resonate with them.
You guys were a Pocahontas?
We're going to keep this simple for you guys and you're just in there like,
you'll just call it this.
Yeah.
And we're going to transition that John Smith because that's Pocahontas' love.
They're going to, it's just wow the way they're able to do that, ma'am.
The guys, um,
Super Bowl,
49ers.
You saw George Kettle's clip
when you guys played
in the last time
in the Super Bowl,
and he's like,
I'm gonna be back.
She gives me chills when I watch it.
It's unbelievable.
And it's your boy.
Hell yeah.
Do you feel bad
breaking George's heart?
Dude.
That's a golden retriever.
You just kick the golden retrievers.
I feel like,
this is a nightmare.
Every single.
For you.
Just about every Super Bowl,
except for the one
where we got fucking smoke.
What do you just say?
What did you just say?
That was low key kind of fire.
It just didn't hit at the right time.
Repeat it.
Fuck your dreams.
Fuck your dreams.
your dreams.
This is a nightmare for you.
That's that last part.
She's in that last part for you.
But yeah, you broke George's heart, man.
I've been, I've been for the idea.
I do, I do.
I'm a little dehydrate and that's only making me more to hydrate.
You want some water?
It's good.
We got you, we got your body arm right there.
I'm just going to keep some.
Look over there.
Oh, nice.
How about that?
All right.
All right.
So you killed George.
I, um, I'll say this.
I've been in.
We're going to talk about the way to sit a bottle after, too.
What's that?
We're going to talk about the way you just sip that water bottle.
That's the next question.
Just a little quick.
God damn it.
All right.
Sorry.
I've interrupted you.
I'm trying to even answer this question because I fucking love George, man.
And he's, that fucking 49ers team has, like, they were the favorites because of how
fucking good they are.
Stacked.
Stacked.
And thank God I play with Patty Mahomes, man.
I know.
O.T.
Just, bro, I'm telling you, he's, he was.
the difference late in the game and he just he just put it all together man and it's it's so much
fun playing with him because he can just take over a game at the end just like that when you know
your team needs it the most he's gonna fucking deliver and he just got it with the confidence
dude with the approach he's fucking all the above when you guys went to OT for the new OT rules
were you surprised what they did dude I was like that was like a momentum boost to me it was I don't
know why it was because at the same at the we still got to go out there and stop them like
i would just had it in the back of my head like oh we we have the upper hand now because we'll
we'll know what we have to do uh when we get the ball like it's just it's just you just feel more
comfortable knowing what you got to do like it's fourth down territory now it's you guys get
four downs to convert now instead of you know what i mean it's just about punning if you're if you got
the ball first exactly so it's just like it just felt like we had the upper hand at that point
especially with 1-5.
I played against Jason in the Super Bowl.
I played against George twice.
Like, that shit is, it's like you go out there to win the fucking football game, right?
You go out there to be on the mountain top.
But it is like, yeah, man, you do feel that sort of like, you know, I want that shit for my brother.
You know, I wanted it for Jason when he was playing in Minnesota against Tom Brady.
Like you just you want things for for for them you want them to have that success
but at the same time God damn I got to fucking get this dub man feels too good I mean it's
just yeah and uh I wish uh I wish you would have had more opportunities to make plays though
I do I do wish that like I think I think uh the Shanahan offense can get kind of tied up in I mean
it's Christian McCafferty all right now yeah he'll go ball give Jamal the ball yeah it goes
through him yeah edivo you know what i mean and they had fucking talent all over the
fucking field on the offensive side but i think that offense runs best when it's going through
a five just my opinion shout out to the tight ends tidings tidying you by the way you guys are crushing
that still have you uh have you been what who are some young tight ends dude leporza's a fucking
stud leporza's nasty uh what is it uh dalton um don't kinkade over there in uh buffalo uh
I think Dalton
Dalton couldn't make it
Yeah, Leportza's up here
Okay
Those Iowa guys man
Stick together
They're all here
They're all here
Yeah they got a good culture
Over there in Iowa
Yeah they got to figure it out
Yeah
They don't know how to pass
But they're gonna
They produce tight ends like a motherfucker
Is Iowa tight end in you?
They don't know
Yeah they don't know
I think right now 100%
I mean they've had
I think like
4 or 5 first round picks
Just in like the last like
5 to 10 years
Yeah
Like the closest thing
would probably be Notre Dame
maybe right now.
Right.
With Kyle Rudolph.
Yeah, Notre Dame is sneaky about that too because they have
Meyer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Michael Mayer.
Yeah, Michael Mayer. I'm thinking.
Yeah, Kyle Rudolph.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That ain't you.
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draft kings the crown is yours let's get back to this episode Taylor when you guys start dating
in the locker room how the boy how did the boys handle that were they giving you shit for it
no no some secret swift nobody even really nobody knew what was going on really all all over the
place I I think it was uh we kind of we kind of kept it between between us as much as we could but once
she came to a game obviously it was fucking it was all the popping from there so you guys have done a
decent job of keeping it private.
Yeah, and it's like you want to, you want to keep things private, but at the same time,
like, I'm not here to, like, hide anything.
Like, that's my girl.
That's your girl.
You know what I mean?
That's my lady.
So it's, it's like, I'm proud of that.
So it's like, I'm not sitting here trying to juggle, like, how can I keep this under wraps?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's just, yeah.
You just don't want to let everybody into your personal life and, like, be able to comment on it,
knowing that everything she does is getting a headline.
What's been the most?
surprising thing with your guys's dating life that you're like you maybe you anticipate it but you're like
man this is this is crazy that this is that this person's here trying to figure this out or take a
picture over here at my house how did they find my address like what's been the craziest thing that's
been the craziest yeah definitely the the the pulling up to the house the the just random like I don't
know it's been cool like it's a different demographic than the NFL really so it's like it's been
cool to like kind of like dabbling that and like see
heard her following and everything and it's and it's been fun because it's a lot more like kids are
are way more um into the game and like the chiefs fans have kind of like turned into a lot of her fans
or her fans have turned into like chiefs fans so it's like i've had fun with just about every aspect of it
it's just when you're at home you want privacy yeah yeah and you don't just you don't always get that
yeah the magnitude of it and i like you know you had the argument of the swifties watching
in the NFL now dude i think it's been so it's been such a positive thing for the NFL just because
she has the most she's like the biggest audience in the world yeah and she seems she seems like such
like a down-to-earth but like the way it seems like you guys support each other and her going to games
and when you win the super bowl and she's down off to the side knowing like it's your moment i don't know
it's like small things that happen to where you're sitting there watching it up folding like yo she does
seem like a real one. She's very self-aware, but at the same time, it's like, she was, she was,
yeah, she's very self-aware. She understands situations like that. And I think that's, that's why I really
started to, like, really fall for was how genuine she is around just like friends, family. It can get,
it can get crazy for somebody with that much, like, attention. Right. And she just keeps it so chill and
so cool. Because you know everyone's watching what, hey, what moves you're going to make?
in the press box, like how is she going to be around here?
But she seems like she just, she does it well, man.
There was a couple weeks there where between every single play, they were showing her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We understand.
The first game she came to against the Bears, I was like, yeah, yeah.
So you're coming, okay, so I could probably set you up with everything.
And she just walked right through the front door.
No shit.
She's just like, there's no, like, going down, like, to, like, getting hit, talking to security,
making sure that she gets to her she was just like i just want to be around the family and friends and
like experience this with everybody i was just like she got boo-coo points for that i was like damn
she's just fucking she's in the she's in the madness man she wants to be a part of it she wants to support
me and do things like that i was like man she uh she really won me over with that one that's awesome
that's cool man it does it seems like you're happy how has it been uh going to the concerts
do the concerts are a lecture yeah they're a lecture and she just switched
it up she just came out with the new album uh so she like kind of incorporated that into the new show so
it's it's just like uh i don't know she's having fun up there so it's like i can enjoy seeing her in her
element killing it on stage and um i love the show man she's got bangers we should and then we should and then
we'll just get away from it okay because this is not about taylor this is about the boy draft yeah
tier talk uh you're obviously very aware of our show you love our show so much but just to give you
a refresher tier talk is a ranking system the ranking is going to be taylor swift songs
Okay.
So you're going to start at three.
You're going to paint us a little picture.
You're more than welcome to give an honorable mention if you'd like.
But this is my third favorite song.
This is why.
You can paint it for us.
And then you hit up to your number one favorite song.
I got you.
So if you'd like to start, we want to take a couple minutes, kind of digest.
We can do whatever we'd like.
He's ready.
I'm not.
A little tear talk.
I think, so I really started listening to Taylor's music when she came out with 1989.
Like, I knew who she was.
before that we were the same age we so I kind of like through high school and everything I knew
who Taylor was as she was like getting her career started but I think uh 1989 was where it really started
like go crazy so I'm gonna say blank space because that was like the first one so I'm put that one
at number one dog that's my number one blank space you're supposed to start number three
oh fuck but that's all right all right I'm fired up that blank space is your number one not
touchable and i'll write your name
it's a bang it's a bang nice to meet you
sorry yeah that's no um and then um
I think uh I'll go number two
um cruel summer okay cruel summer's like one of the ones
she opens with at her show and I was like when
she comes out and it's just fucking electric in the stadium
and then she goes into an absolute banger like that
I really like I was I was fired up when uh when that
happened the first show I was ever
Right. Okay.
What would be my third?
I'll say, I'll say so high school.
I think so high school is, uh, it's got a little bit of a sentimental meaning, I guess.
That's your, you make an appearance?
I think so.
You make an appearance.
I think so.
You know what I'm saying?
You know out of ball, I know Aristotle, man.
Yeah.
Taylor, you want to go?
Yeah, I'll go.
I just got to, I just got to remind myself of the titles.
Because I, there's some, there's some I do really thoroughly enjoy.
I'm going to give.
So my fandom was in high school and then I kind of broke away a little bit.
But I am going to give an honorable mention to Cruel Summer.
I think it's a great song.
I think it's fantastic.
Well, people don't know.
I think Cruel Summer was on an album like a few years back and they kind of resurfaced and just like went number one.
Really?
Yeah, I did not know that.
But I will give an honorable mention to that song.
I do enjoy that quite a bit.
I'm going to take you back to 2006, her first album.
my tier three is going to be our song
our song is a slamming screen door
sneaking out late tapping on the window
oh that's a good one that's a good one real slow
that that song that's high school
there's a girl named holly her and now holly and i never had a relationship
she was like one of the first girls that were actually my friend
and we would drive around in her light blue beetle
as we would go to her ben and jerry's ice cream spot that she worked at
and she'd be playing that shit all time so there's a level of nostalgia
in that.
Number two is going to be love story.
That's the Romeo, Juliet, all that.
I just think it's a great.
You're taking an old story, Montague's Capulets.
You're bringing it to modern day times.
I think it's just a really well-done song.
Forever banger.
Yeah.
And my number one is going to go to her first single, which is Tim McGrath.
Tim McGraw.
The thing that put her on the map, I think, yeah, dude, you put that thing on.
And you know exactly where you were.
what point in your life you're at
I'm a fan of that song
That's my tier one
I respect it
I respect it
I'm sorry I'm looking
I just texting my wife
There it is
All right
My minor based around
A couple of mine are based around
Rue
Rue enjoys the new album
She's two years old
Nice
Her favorite song is Karma
So we'll get in the car
There's about four songs
It's nice
It's frozen
Moana
Karma
And I got her on
We Will Rock
Does she know who karma is
That's part of the song Will
I know
I know
It's part of the song.
You want to put it in the car all the time.
I literally said this is based around Rue.
Got you.
So I don't know if Rue does.
I don't know if Rue knows who Karma's about.
My tier two.
We're just going to walk past that.
All right.
That was a...
Shout out to Rue.
Karma is Jilling Hall, right?
What happened?
Was it Joddame?
The thing is right here.
Hey.
Hey, I'm a...
Hey, I'm going to straight home to me.
But wasn't it, guy on the screen?
It was.
It was.
It's changed.
I know it's changed.
Like, I know it's about the boy now, right?
No, it's not about the boy now.
Onward?
Yeah, I remember that one moment.
Like, I remember when that clip dropped and she said that, everybody's going nuts.
Traves kind of, the camera pans over the traffic, he kind of grinning on the, in the backstage part.
I was like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My tier two.
I would sing this song to Rue
before bed
when she was just a wee little pup
Sweet Nothing
Sweet nothing
Great song to sing to Rue
Great song to sing your toddler before bed
Love it
My Tier 1 is blank space
Like blank space
Just get your boy going
Yeah
Nice to meet you where you've been
I can show you incredible things
You know those lyrics
Yeah, that's like sunny day, windows down.
But yeah, that's my tear talk.
I love it.
Yeah, I've got some good ones.
Yeah.
So we can get off Taylor Swift.
Let's move on from Taylor Swift.
Shout out to Tay.
Yeah, shout out to Tay.
I'd love to have you on the bus.
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Garage beer.
Yeah, dude.
You'll talk about garage beer.
Yeah, it's, I mean, me and Jason always, I mean, we're beer drinkers, you guys.
Yeah.
There's no, it's no.
Five for your right to party.
All right, now, fire up, boys.
I think we've always wanted to, like, kind of be in conjunction on, like, investments and, like, kind of, like, put our name on a lot of different things.
And beer's one of the first ones that we get to, you know, kind of jump into that world in.
And it's just a garage beer.
It's just, it's not going to be an overpowering, like, tasting beer.
It's just like, it's like a just a good fucking beer.
It's not, it's not, you're not going to taste it and be like, oh, that's, like, you're
not going to get anybody to say like, oh, that's ass or that's, oh, that's fucking amazing.
Like, it's just like, it's a good beer.
You know what I mean?
It's a good fucking beer.
And, um, and I think that, you know, that has the lime aspect, uh, we have the lime garage beer
lime and then we have the garage beer like regular light beer and I when we saw the branding we saw
the we had a had a few at the at the house out there in Philly and we were just like man you know what
let's fucking do this you know and I think and you guys reach out to them they're an Ohio company
I've actually had a few investments with the with the guys that tied us in so it's like it's familiar
faces and we know that they know what they're doing in that world so it's it's kind of like a
Everything just made sense.
And when I get into a beer, you know what I mean?
Garage beer, maybe.
Get some free beer sense of that.
Yeah, no question.
And a light beer, too.
The fact that you're sitting and saying, hey, it's not going to be, oh, you taste this flavor,
blah, blah, blah, that to me is the best move you can do with a beer because I think
everybody tries to get in the IPAs, the hops, the flavors, of this, of that.
At the end of the day, I personally want, if I had a beer, people to say, you know,
the argument of, hey, this is a great beer or somebody like, no, that's piss water.
You don't want that one.
Because at the end of the day, you can drink that beer.
beer all day long on a hot day a cold day and it's not going to change it too much you can have more than
just a few you can have more than just a handful you're not going to get sick of it right you know
because if you have that IPA which i'm not an IPA guy but you have one you're like i'm full i'm done
that's it with a nice regular tasting beer you're going to drink that thing all day and enjoy
it's ice cold nice exactly what you want was before before garage beer what was your beer of choice
before um i mean i was with bud light for years i would say at the natty that's
though.
Keystone,
natural light.
You ever dabble on that hams?
No.
I don't think I've ever even seen
Hans. Man, Ham's beer, the land of
sky blue waters. We would go
What the fuck? This is a real thing?
It's a real beer. Yeah, pull up Ham's Light.
Their mascot is a bear.
And it is. We would go in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
We would go to the corner spot. We would get
Ham's Light $12.95
for a 30 rack. Go across.
the street go to Bell's pizza for the boys grab yourself a slice put that out on a spring
afternoon let that warm up to a lukewarm temperature you're slinging those things all day long it looks at the
lake beer man yeah it's it it's a good beer you want to be right there that that was the college
beer of choice for sure that's good shit they had a nice little jingle too some of some nice little
commercials back in the day if we wanted if we wanted to get fancy we'd go like yingling or something
that's like a dessert beer in yeah but that's also they didn't they didn't sell it in ohio yeah they
in selling in Ohio though so you had to go over in Kentucky
you get it it was kind of like the
nostalgia of like oh we're
about to get fancy you're going over the border
put your good pants on voice
yes being Ohio boy
did you want to go to Ohio State
yeah fuck yeah do you
I still went out there and like
partied and shit and had a
blast up there in Columbus man
I um
I would say
everybody has that like
love for Ohio
in Ohio State and everything
It kind of fuels into that
Like that
That home like sports
Like like
Like the just like
I think Ohio in general
Just like like whenever I see somebody from Cincinnati
Or Columbus or Toledo or Dayton
It's just like oh shit
You're like my fucking extended family
You're what I mean
We just have that like
Comrottory of like man I fucking love
Telling everybody I'm from Ohio
And I've been around the state
And I don't know
I just I just felt like it's
always been that.
So,
New Collar Sports State.
There you go, baby.
And it's, uh,
in big 10 country.
You know,
one?
You know, boys?
Big 10 country.
You got to love it.
You got to love it, man.
Oh, best conference.
Yeah, we grew up huge Ohio State fans.
I was actually,
I was always,
I was,
I was right in the middle.
Like, I loved Michigan growing up.
I loved Ohio State growing up.
I thought, uh,
when I was coming out,
I actually had a recruited visit with,
uh, Chad Henney.
And it was so funny trying to relive that with Chad when he came to KC.
My,
Dude, I was in your like, I was actually in like the meeting room.
And I think it was more of like a, my coach knew their coach.
Yeah.
Like my head coach in high school knew their like quarterback coach.
And like, yeah, why don't you let the kid go in there and see what it's like.
And they didn't.
There was never even a fucking thought of being getting an offer.
But it was kind of just like, yeah, man, he'd go in there and have some fun.
They have some fun.
And then him and Ryan Mallet are like out in Springball, just slinging it around.
And I'm like playing catch with him.
And I'm just like having like this dream movement.
Yeah.
And I brought that out to Chad.
And he's like, they did that every week, bro.
No.
How do you grow up in, how do you grow up in Ohio and say you loved Michigan as well?
It's such a, you draw a line in the sand with those two states.
I just, I don't know, man.
I think huge Woodson fan growing up, you know.
He was the best.
Ohio guy.
I was just, I just, I loved, I loved just the Big Ten in general, though, man.
I thought it was, I thought it was the, it was like the coolest shit ever if you were ever, like, playing in a Big Ten sports.
all that shit. So I was, I was all in on it, man. Did you ever get offered by a Big Ten school,
Illinois? Yeah. There were a few. Damn, I can't even remember. I feel like, no, I didn't.
Like in my head, I'm like, no, it was all like Big 12 and should I lie here? Yeah. Should I lie here
when they could easily just pick me apart? It's an easy Google to find out. Easy, really. If you would have
gotten offered by like a Purdue. That's Big Ten football. My uncle actually went to Purdue.
Really? Yeah. So you would.
gotten there over Cincinnati? I don't think so. I think there really wasn't much of recruiting process for
me. Once I got the offer from Cincinnati, my brother was already there. I was kind of like, I missed
being around that dude. It was just like I wanted to make sure I went somewhere that I had that
family like feel to it. And I gave my parents one place to go to see both of us. And it was just like,
it just made so much sense. I was, they, I initially signed in hopes that I could, I could do some
basketball stuff after the football season. I was able to play quarterback. That was a huge thing for me.
I wanted to give quarterback a run. And it was just all, it all just made sense to the Bearcats had
just like figured out how to like be really good at football. Yeah. So we were going to the Orange
Bowl, going to the Sugar Bowl, went in the Big East, which was a power conference in there. So you
at least had a chance in playing for the national championship if you won or going to a big bowl game.
So how about the sugar bowl dude?
The after party?
I mean,
Bourbon Street, all the boys.
I was shit faced the most fun of that.
The before, the during and the after.
God.
The during.
He's in the after.
The during,
slip it in the game.
That was such a shit show because Brian Kelly had just left.
Like we were down there with kind of like a,
I want to say makeship coaching staff.
But yeah,
like Kelly had went to Notre Dame.
He took a lot of the coaches with them.
So we had like,
we had like guys that were from Cincinnati's dads
like the guys on the team that were from Cincinnati
were like hey we could use some help organizing this stuff
yeah you want to come and like help out special teams
and like no shit so we had just like dads
and like just like random like old players
coming in with like headsets trying to help us beat Tim Tebow
on the Florida gate
you're fucking kidding me like why wasn't that team
fucking playing the national championship
You mentioned going to Cincinnati, giving your parents a place to go watch you and your brother.
Okay.
How involved were your parents in your sports life growing up?
Dude, my dad was my coach and everything.
He might not have been the guy that was up there, you know, out there on the field or, you know,
after every single game, he would talk to me about just how to handle certain stuff or, you know,
when I'm in the backyard, he's yelling at me to raise the hoop back up to 10, you know,
he's like doing like little stuff like, like, if you're going to do it, do it the right way,
Yeah.
We're not doing any of this fucking bullshit.
Eight foot rim bullshit so you can try and grab ass.
No, exactly.
That's awesome.
He, um, so he was always, he was always a coach and I kind of, my dad doesn't love hearing
this, but he knows, like, I get a lot of my athleticism from my mom's side.
Her side of the family is like all college football players.
She was an unbelievable athlete's track star when she was growing up.
So it was like, my, I knew like competitive wise, like I knew where I got like a lot of
athleticism from and then my dad was just like he was like the wizard he was like the one that was
kind of like helping control the mind and my competitiveness in that regard for sure that's a good
little deal yeah that's got to hurt your dad to hear that though i mean don't get me wrong my dad was
he was he was a hell of a baseball player and he played a little bit of football but i feel like back
in back in the day if you weren't like the top dude on like a lot of the because he went to he went
to a really big school up in cleveland that was like known for football and at that time they
were definitely known for football yeah st jose and he was
was it was just like you had to be just a big just badass like I don't know like he was six
I think six one six foot six one and it's like if you're not like a bruiser or like a heavy
dude playing D line it's like yeah you know what I mean yeah I don't know I'm probably not
giving my dad enough I know it's gonna hurt him to hear this but the truth hurt sometimes you got to
hear the truth yeah I got him a few Super Bowl rings my mom's side
Did you?
Outside of the GPS and like, you know, kind of getting lost at times.
That's definitely.
My dad, my dad was-
Talent like, Jeanette, like, physical-wise, like, definitely my mom.
Really?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
But I've seen pictures of Bill.
He's got, he had that bill back in the day.
Yeah, that's just, you know, no disrespect to the weightlifting community.
But yeah, it's like amateur bodybuilder working hard.
Like, oh, the discipline and all that kind of stuff?
Yeah, he had.
But my mom played like D1AA college volleyball.
She was good at track in high school.
Like, for sure, got all of it.
Damn. I did not know that.
I got, you know what I got from my dad that I'm just not realizing is like that toughness
mentality. He was a Cleveland steel mill worker. Like that, like, you didn't fuck with Ed Kelsey
growing up. Like, you knew that around the city. It was just like, it's not like he'll, like,
beat your ass, but it's just like he's, he's about business. You know, he's not here to fuck
around. Yeah. So it's like, I got that mentality of like when it's time to flip the switch,
you flip the switch, you know? You said his name's Ed? Big Ed. Don't fuck with Ed.
Ever on the city, don't fuck with Jason in high school.
You had it all, man.
Yeah, dude, I'm just...
It's full security.
Yeah, ripping around.
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We should do it.
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I love it.
So this comes from Fernando on Instagram underscore FACP underscore.
Would you rather have the ability to speak any language fluently
or the ability to speak to animals.
Any language?
All languages,
like be able to speak every language fluently
or be able to speak to animals.
That's not bad.
I mean, I'm taking every language fluently, for sure.
I think I'm going to animals.
I don't think,
I think animals is the wrong choice here.
It might be, I think it is,
but the little kid inside me that just,
we just watched Planet of the HECD the other day.
Yeah.
Dr. Doolittle, like, if you can sit there.
You think animals are having, like,
an educated conversation?
Like, they're,
They might in the situation
They're like their dot
Their shit's connecting up there
That they're like
Hey what's up dude
If I can commute with them
I'm sure something
You know what I mean
Just imagine if you can be like
Dr. Doolittle and talk to animals
Yeah but imagine if you got the power
And then you're like
Talk to a bear
And the bird's like
Eat food
That's how I saw that for
Me and Trapper traveling the world
Like just talking to whoever we want
And be like hey I think I fucked up
Yeah
Here's my
I still can't get waffle
To go on a walk
The fluentness
Of having every single
language is awesome but I think if you go with animals once people find out that you can talk to
every single animal now the CIA the FBI they've snatched you up they brought you into a dark
room they're studying you your life is now changed forever can I just have fun and talk you can I'm
talking about my situation we can live different lives but I think the minute someone sees me cracking
it up with a squirrel in a park we're going to have problems they're going to think someone's going to call
yeah they're going to say this guy just talking to a squirrel right now now you're in a mental
institution. You see that? There was two sides there. Fluent in every single language.
Yeah. I mean, I thought the animal. Time do three. I just think I'm going every language.
Yeah, I think that's a great move. I think it is the right move, but I think I'm going to enjoy myself,
like having conversations with animals. It's a dumb-ass conversation with animals.
You might find one smart pig out there that you have just hang out with. Yeah. Yeah.
I was telling Trab before we got on a little bit about shout out, no free shout out.
shouting out the simple things in life.
Could be big, could be small.
So maybe we'll start around the room
and then we'll get to the shout-out, no-free shout-out.
We'll get you out of here, brother.
Yeah.
The show.
Mitch, I know you got a shout-on-offrey shout-out.
Let me find it.
Okay, this kind of has to do with being at Bonner
this past weekend.
I think I actually...
They're shirtless.
I already did this one.
Say it again.
Just watching people play live music.
Just.
That's amazing.
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All right, Mitch, what were you going to say?
All right, so you gave me time to think.
But I went to a couple like EDM shows over the weekend and just kind of seeing everybody
in unison like dancing in their own world, like whether they're like wrist flicking or like
just bobbing their head.
It's kind of like cool.
Like everybody's enjoying the same thing at the same moment, but in their own.
way. And it's just kind of like you just
look around like everybody's kind of just rock
into it and it's just kind of a cool little
little like oh this is dope. We're all in this
together. Shout out drugs dude. That's awesome.
Who's the best E.m.
You saw? Uh, knock two.
Nice.
Knock two was sick.
That is.
I thought it was in the house world
man. I mean, he's somebody I've never heard of
before. I just have to catch up on that one.
We're going on.
Insantly hard.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's nice.
Sweet.
Who do you, who's your guy?
Who do you?
Um, Fisher, big Dom Dala fan.
Um, do you like Fred again?
Dude.
Did you watch his-
Legit?
Did you watch them on Sunday?
No, I didn't.
I missed it.
I should have went.
I was blacked out.
That's what Trubrid is what Trubidor does to him.
What you got, Jack?
I'm not the troubadour yet.
Dude.
It's nasty.
My shout out.
We're all a bunch of big dudes.
run hot and my shout out goes to especially in the summer when you get into your car and the
AC doesn't take a long time to get going so like what's like 90 out and you get that first five
minutes your ass is sweating your back sticking in the chair it's horrible yesterday we're leaving
tight in you it's pretty overcast it was like a smooth 80 we got in shirms car and like in a minute
that AC was pumping and that to me is a special moment you don't have to worry about your ass
sweating the back sweating so shout out to when the AC is just working like it should
that's a good shout out Jack that is good shirm what up boys
hey shout out no free shout out star wars the acolyte new star war show it's really divisive
it's getting a ton of shit on the internet I like it in the most recent episode episode four
has a huge cliffhanger it's like super dark and moody it's cool all right
Nice shout out.
The love.
Gee.
I'm going to keep it in that realm.
I just watched Inside Out one last night for the first time.
So my shout out,
though for a shoutout,
goes to those animated movies that just hit you deep.
God bless,
I was,
I mean,
I stayed up late.
I was thinking,
like,
there's some,
there's some lessons to learn in that movie.
So I'm going to go see two on Sunday,
and I'll report back next week.
I'm terrified to see two.
That's a great shout out.
JP saw it and said it.
All he said was like,
I can't.
wait for you to see it yeah it's like all right so shout out inside out man drav man man
you want to say yeah yeah get your shout out man let's go meet this here you know i love
costco but i'm not this dude man that's a good that could be a good shout out just bulk ordering uh
shout on no free shout out um to all all the plumbers out there okay right all the plumbers out
there. They just worked really hard cleaning those pipes.
That's just some shit that I just do not want to deal with being a homeowner.
So all the plumber. Shout out to you.
Shout out being a homeowner. That's all.
Understood the lesson. Let's go.
Or the assignment.
Fucking damn it.
Yeah. Don't be hard on myself. I don't get it.
You're doing good. Yeah. If you want to go last, you can.
Yeah, you guys got it.
Go ahead. Because I don't know either.
All right.
Shout out, no free shout out to put in your.
boys on game.
On a little trick, Will and I
on Father's Day, we went to go see the
New Planet of the Apes movie.
Incredible.
And popcorn's always a necessity when you go to the movies.
But I've been doing something for a while.
Back when I used to chew, real chew,
because I would get one of those watercups
and you'd spit into it.
But then the movie theaters come out with those little
seasonings, the cheddar, the ranch,
kind of spicing up your popcorn.
Everyone who knows me knows I'm a big seasoning,
big sauce guy.
So I have established that when you put
the seasoning on there, it doesn't, you get it for a little bit and then it kind of goes away and
then you're out of seasoning. Now your popcorn is just regular popcorn. You miss the exotic popcorn.
So what I do is I scoop in the water cup popcorn and then I season to my liking and eat it from
there. We sat there. I told Will about this thing. We're watching previews. Will does it a couple
times and he gives me the lean over and he goes, hey, this is a good idea. I got to like this.
And that moment, you put your boy on something and then he like just recognizes that it was a good deal.
it just makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
So shout out, no free shout out to putting boys on game.
That's a good one.
Thanks, man.
I still don't know, my, do you have one?
God, no.
Dude, I shout out, free shout out.
Oh, was it?
Shout out, no free shout out.
Shout out, no free shout out.
The local breweries, coffee.
This thing was fucking delicious.
The local coffee shops.
Let's go.
Shout out to eat.
But both, but both if you're brewing coffee,
if you're brewing beer, shout out to the locals, man,
trying to make it big.
Nice.
Nice.
That's a good one.
That's a solid one.
Still don't know what mine is.
Just pull something out of your ass, brother.
You know what I've enjoyed is coming across.
I don't know the brand name, but fortunately it is no free shoutouts.
But when we were down in Destin, I really didn't want to risk wearing my cotton shirts to the beach just because of all the sweat.
And there are these moisture wicking.
I had to find the material, but they got like the SPF on them.
some of the new age stuff that's going on.
But coming across those and wearing those shirts
and like again, he was talking about sweating your ass off,
like the low back sweat and everything else.
Like when you're sitting at the beach,
obviously I'm not wearing a shirt the whole time,
but by the time you get there, you're sweating
because you've got the long walk on those, on the,
what is it, the little piers?
Yeah.
To get out to the beach.
Yeah, the boardwalk.
And so coming across those shirts
kind of changed my whole perspective on shit, really.
Shout out new technology in shirts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
shout out, no first shout out to the new technology insurance.
What do we think?
Bump pod.
Great pod.
We appreciate you coming, dude.
It has been in the air, man.
We've been moving around quite a bit.
I had to.
And I'm going to be moving around even more, man.
But glad I got to come jump on the fucking bus, boys.
You're just getting up for the next month?
Yeah.
I'm locked in doing some stuff with Hollywood and I'll be overseas a little bit,
having some fun.
And from there, it's on a pop on football, baby.
Hang on.
Hang on.
doing some stuff with Hollywood.
Yeah.
I'm jumping in the TV world, man.
Yeah.
You got a show coming out on FX called Grotesquery.
It's like a kind of mystery, horror.
I'm just going to dive into the acting world a little bit, man.
No shit.
That is awesome.
Yeah.
It's going to be some fun stuff, man.
So I'm excited about that.
I did a game show called Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?
It's a Playoff.
Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grater?
Basically asking a whole bunch of celebrities and just whoever the contestant is about
to questions from like ranging from first to fifth grade and shit so and you're the host yeah
i'm hosting it so i'm excited about those two things but that's awesome um did did uh
netflix approach you about receiver um after pat did it uh i did get asked about it um i'm just
i don't know i'd rather just play ball man yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm already doing enough with the
podcast and everything yeah i just yeah i'm way over the reality
shit too.
Yeah, like, fuck.
I'm out on that shit.
I think the privacy when you can get it.
Yeah.
I thought it was cool the way my brother did his doc, though.
Like, kind of like a follow towards the end of somebody's career or kind of the
ups and downs and the battles that he had.
And I think he did it the right way.
But it was, it's something that was so him.
And I just don't know if I have the desire to do anything like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Rather just focus on ball, baby.
Hey, good luck out there, bro.
Yeah, man.
healthy this shit man i don't know if i believe that but i appreciate it hey you know you know i'm
room for the boy but i do enjoy i do enjoy trolling uh chief's kingdom i respected man they go
somebody's got to do it man they go off for you they win everything and they do go off on me
it would be cool to see him three p yeah maybe a lot of cheese a lot of cheese fans a lot of husker
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