Bussin' With The Boys - Weekend Recap & The Boys Beef Again

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

Recorded: June 7, 2022 | Things started off amazing in this weeks in pod. Vibes were at an all time high, Taylor was feeling warm and fuzzy inside, Will was giggling, everything was great. Until it wa...sn't. You're going to want to stick around until then because things get dicey. Pod starts (0:00) Bachelor party vibes (2:15) Will's trip to Charleston (12:30) Jack's chance to win a Chevy Silverado (31:45) Leonard Fournette photo (38:21) Reacting to Biz pump up speech video (51:00) Shoutout "no free shoutout" of the week (59:00) Will & Taylor MAJOR BEEF (1:19:10) ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. BetterHelp: This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash BUSSIN. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, go to the account tab to create a login, and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). NASCAR: You can still get tickets now at sonomaraceway.com but also be sure to tune-in to the NASCAR Cup Series from Sonoma Raceway this Sunday, June 12th at 4:00 pm EST on FS1For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:45 Are we have a camera on them? Yeah. Move the head. That's right. Get the new cameras on them, boss. Oh, he's moving this one for a second. My man's a little fucked up right now. There they are.
Starting point is 00:01:56 There they are. Oh. Hey, so as you can see these cameras rotate. I want to make sure I get that. You're right. You're right. I was going to say the boys are loaded up with some new cameras. Bro, and we're looking like we know what the fuck we're doing.
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Starting point is 00:02:26 and he would have to sign off on it. Remember one time we had to stand out there and wait for somebody to move their RV so we could get going on the podcast. Yeah. And look at us now. The new Camys? We're doing it.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Now we got these. Who's this one for? What's the extra boy? It'll be for the guest, but since we don't have one, it goes back, that's our... Panasonic 4Ks, and then we got that boy in the middle right there.
Starting point is 00:02:46 What's that middle piece doing? That's just our... It's a double shot. It used to sit right there. Look how much open it feels like. We had an open concept now on this bus. Well, I'll have zoom all the way out on that one And then zoom all the way in on the boys just to let them know what type of versatility we have.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Oh, yeah, versatility like that? Yes. This is got 180 degrees? Yeah, that's why it's on a little swivel deal. No, I'm talking about the one in the middle. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, that one can turn around. Okay, here's what I meant, dude, is when it's sitting stationary.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Can it see, does the camera have peripheral vision? I mean, I'm sure it does. You zoom out and zoom in. You zoom out. You see more of the screen. It's not one of those wide angles. I'm triggered right now because you're making me feel so stupid. Well, I'm saying, you know what I'm saying?
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Starting point is 00:04:53 Yeah, there were a couple bumps there. Buddy, you did good, man. Dude, I've been getting way better at reading. A lot better reading. I've been getting a lot better at reading. Yeah, man. Speaking of reading, your boys doing some reading on Saturday. Yeah, tell me more.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I'll be doing Quinn and Keisha's wedding. Standing up there. Oh. Yes, dude. Yes, sitting up there, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today type of shit. What's that called? Like, what do you got to get? What kind of certification?
Starting point is 00:05:15 I'm ordained. I'm fucking ordained. Isn't that cool shit? It's scary, too. I've done a wedding. Shout out Joey Trow Montana. He's a tier one. he's a tier one cat is he yeah i did his wedding it was like right around this time about three or four
Starting point is 00:05:28 years ago and i sweated and butchered the whole thing it was awful i felt terrible but the parents were so nice like you did so good i hung out after i'm sure you did better than what you probably were thinking it really was like one of those advers before you read them i was going to say you're going to crush it on saturday because you've done nothing but get repetitions week after week twice a week tuesdays and thursdays you're dialed in for the wedding on saturday i'm really i'm ready and I'm excited and I just I just can't wait to make you guys all proud. What's that? Oh yeah, my outfit.
Starting point is 00:05:56 I'm going all black. I'm doing the Catholic priest fucking, what is it, a little white button in the middle. I have a black cowboy hat on and I have a six shooter in my pocket with black cowboy boots. Just in case someone wants to do something, I'm ready, dude. Are you going to be dressed to the nines? You can't let the freaking ordained minister like outdress you with a cowboy hat, all this, all these bells and whistles. You're going to stand up there and look at tail like, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Can you take a back? If you're going to talk, if you're going to speak in that pod, you need to use the mic, please. Because right now it sounds like Will is talking to a ghost. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, that's on me. I'm just keeping it classic. They're hanging at the wall like a special kid.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Just keep it in classic. Easy, boss, easy, man. Hold that shit to your mouth. Boss is fired up about all the new equipment and technology. Boss has got to be fired up. Are we allowed to talk about it? where the wedding is? It's at my house.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah. Yeah, it's at my house. It's a magical place. And I have an update. Pretty incredible. You can hold that big of an event at your house. And that's something? Got a big house.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Got a big house. Another thing we need to talk about is we touched on something. Dylan Radins, his groomsman. They've reached out. They've reached out through Dylan. They feel bad. Good. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Fucking good. And Dylan goes, hey, they, They found out you guys were talking shit on the podcast. And I go, good. Like, they need to be better. Right. They need to fucking handle themselves a little bit better. Dylan should ask for a clip and send us to the group chat.
Starting point is 00:07:31 100%. That's what we should do is clip that one thing. But apparently, Dylan used the past tense version of love. He said, they loved you. And then they heard that. So it sounds like we lost yourself a couple of viewers. And my answer to that is, good. Fucking Jocco Willicks, Willings, whatever his name is.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Good, dude. Because if you're not for the boys, if you are a groomsman, and you don't throw a batch, if you're the best man, the groomsmen are all at fault, but the best man needs to be fucking put down like old yellow in the goddamn forest. That is unacceptable. You should be killed? We should kill him.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I mean, that's a great analogy, but we should fucking kill him. Yeah, man. We should kill him. He's got to go down. We should kill him. Well, he's got to go down. The power of Christ will compel him on Saturday, dude. The real ones, bro, like the real tier ones,
Starting point is 00:08:17 even tier two's and some tier threes out there, like the real ones who are a fan of this pod and are with the fucking boys, hear the message, and again, the real ones think he's fucking right. They are right. We need to throw our boys some kind of party. They don't think, oh, I love them. Now he talks shit, and I don't like him anymore. It's his fault.
Starting point is 00:08:33 He shouldn't be saying all that. They should think, like, take some accountability. Take some accountability. Stop, but don't be mad at us for calling out your flaws. Like, it's your flaws. It's not like you were born with the inability to give a bachelor party. Right. Like, you have the capability to do that.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And, like, dude, bachelor parties, like the boys, the boys hang out through college. They hang out in high school. They do all this stuff. But as you get older, bachelor parties are something you look forward to to to get away a little bit. You know what I mean? Like that one thing, hey, bro, when are you getting married? Like, let's get the boys out on a trip. Let's go out there.
Starting point is 00:09:00 And they're dropping the ball on that type of shit, dude. Having an opportunity to go on a bachelor party and sit there with the boys and look around because you're having so much fun and go, hey, we should do this every year. Every year. Yes. You fucking look around and you go, boys, we should make an annual trip out of this. Yes. Everybody fucking agrees. And you get some, like, big back deck or like maybe some rooftop houses you got.
Starting point is 00:09:18 So you're all standing out there and you're just like, yo, fucking cheers boys. And even the boy like me who doesn't smoke a cigar, someone pops them out and goes, you guys want one? Oh, you know that's me. You don't have one right now. Pulling out that Ziplog bag. Yeah, give me a toss.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You throw it, I miss it. Give me another one because we got extras. Yeah. It's a fucking great time. You never want to waste a good stuff. You never want to waste a good stuff. You never want to waste a good start. I'm going downstairs and finding it in the yard
Starting point is 00:09:41 because we're going to bring it back up. Oh, it's going to be like that. Yeah, it's like that. And I know that I've kind of reevaluate the way to look at like tier ones, two and three says like we're getting bigger and bigger. like tier one to me is like it's probably a prestigious group of a hundred you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:09:54 Like a hundred cats in there because it's You think so? I think there's a hundred people listen to us right now Legit holding a gun going if he really wants to kill him We'll fucking kill him You know what I'm saying? RICO Boscos. I don't know but don't
Starting point is 00:10:06 But don't dude Don't fucking do it Just fucking sitting there watching on the big screen out Oh Just say the word Fucking cocking me to fucking do it dude Yeah and hey listen Hey he looked at my story
Starting point is 00:10:19 again. He looked at my story again. He hearted it. He hearted it. Tier ones boys. Dude, those tier ones fucking rip. Tier ones do kind of scare me, though. Why? Like, because we're getting bigger. And by the way, the boys we've been doing so much better. Like, the news we've had, there's some things going on. Is this a smile? I know. That's a genuine smile. We're fired up. Like, the boys are getting bigger and people are like enjoying the show. And so there's going to be new people that come in that the tier ones have to welcome to me. I feel like the outlook I have on like the tier ones out there
Starting point is 00:10:48 is there a little like protected, like territorial. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they deserve it more than everybody else. Not that they don't, but we got to be for all the boys. Yeah. You see somebody slipping that's not a tier one. You don't just say, go figure he's not a tier one now unless we're dragging somebody on the internet.
Starting point is 00:11:04 If we got to drag somebody, we got drag somebody. We got to drag somebody. Put them on the bumper. Let's roll. But other than that, if somebody's out there curious and you see an opportunity, you got to bring them along. We got to recruit these people to be tier ones. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:11:14 We're a passionate fan base. There's no question about it. But let's be an inviting fan base as well. There's a time and a place to put people down. Trust me, I love it. When there's a time to fucking really put someone in the dirt, it's the move. Yeah, we're all going to be there. We're all going to be there and we're all going to go, hey, was that a little much at the end?
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah. But, you know, it is what it is at that point. I want to drag somebody, I'll be hold my flower like ready to toss it on the casket, dude. Dude, you've been fucking, you've been doing some shit. You were at, you were at, what was it, Charleston, Charleston, bro. About three hours away from JP, shout out. Shout out JP. Shout out JP. I was letting him know. He's like, oh, where are you going? And I was like,
Starting point is 00:11:50 I don't know yet. I'll let you know. Daniel Island. Shout out Daniel Allen. No free shout-out. But went to Charleston, had a great time. Got some sun. You see the boy got a little color. You took off that you took off the sunblock. I went by your strategy. I went, I went 20 minutes roasting, but they didn't throw me some SPF 30, so I had to go SPF 50. However, I use more of like a smaller dab so I can just smear it as much as possible so I can light on it. And then I reapplied two hours after with the SPF 30. That's good. And I felt pretty good about it. I feel like. I think I have a little bit more color.
Starting point is 00:12:19 A healthy tint of red to you right now. You know what I do? I appreciate that. And I think that I'll settle nice and I'll start your base tan. Yeah. Because you're a little behind the sticks right now. Yeah, I am. I'm backed up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We fall started, first play the game. It's tough. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's first and 15. Yeah. That's a hard deal to overcome. Yeah. Especially when you have a plan, the first 10, first 15.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah. We're just going to get into some football talk right now. Yeah, and that's tough. And like, what are you going to do? You kind of have to open up the passing game now. Yeah. And those guys are pinning their ears back. They know what you're going to do.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Right. But you went to to see a concert. What concert did you go to? Dave Matthew's band. Don't recall any songs that he sang because the boy was vibing so fucking hard. The boy was lit. What's the main song they sing? What's the number one?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Huh? What's that one? Go ahead, Jake. Go ahead, Jake. Hey, what's his thing like Jake? Hey, Jack, a lot of single mothers out there to Dave Matthews band. Let him know, baby. Let him know.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Give us your shower song. Dave Matthews band. Just go to the number one. Okay. That's all right. All right. So give us your version to that. Crashing to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:26 A little synodra on that thing too. Oh, blue eyes back there. Crash into me. All the clips from last week when we're talking about the summer, the vibes and everything else. Like, I'm telling you, bro, the boy was fucking. You were living them all. Living them all. Walking around, hyping up everybody.
Starting point is 00:13:46 You know what I mean? It was a good vibe. I got a little too sauce, I think, because I went live on Instagram that night. Oh, man. And Domino's pizza. I was ordering up whatever else we were talking about on Tier Talk. Yeah, yeah. We were talking about the Tier Talk.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I was like, hey, because they didn't have no sweet heat. I'm like, hey, you guys want me to get Hawaiian? You guys want me to get pepperoni and bacon. I saw some guy, some cashier he was working. He reminded me of somebody else Stranger Things. So I started like chanting Strangling Stranger Things, getting people to chant. Oh, you're about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Stranger Things. Yeah. People are chanting. it, dude. I started calling him 11, even though he doesn't look like 11. He actually looked like a Wyatt off of Ozark, so I got the show completely kind of wrong. But I'm like, 11, where's the pizza, 11? Dude,
Starting point is 00:14:26 it was a great night. And I sat there, I ate probably half of both fucking pizzas, dude. One full? Yes. Was it a large or an extra large? It was somebody, a couple people wanted the thing crust. So there's a thin crust. I want to say they were, I want to say they were mediums. Now, you know, I like
Starting point is 00:14:44 to say, like, dramatic shit to kind of get a charge to people, so this might come off that way because I really am not that passionate. But I think thin crust is kind of bullshit. Is that too much? Did I overstep? I think that'll be good for the internet. You think more bullshit than thin crust is whatever Chicago thinks they're doing. Yeah, deep dishes a little much at times.
Starting point is 00:15:06 The whole city's got their pizza all fucked up right now. Yeah, deep dish is a little much at times. But I do love all pizzas. And I will say when I'm ordering and somebody's like, oh, get the thin crust. I was kind of like, fuck, dude, why we got to waste our money? money on a thin crust because here's why I don't mind a thin crust. Emo's pizza in Missouri is a staple in Missouri, dude, and I love Emo's pizza, and it is thin crust. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But other than that, I agree. Like, if you're going to Domino's, you're going somewhere else, like, thin crust can be bullshit. I'm shredding the water because there's some good thin crusts out there. There's some good thing crust. That's why I said, hey, I know this is going to come off super dramatic. The thin crust, it just, it kind of seems like a waste to me. The regular, I don't know if it's Brooklyn style, I don't, I don't want to, I'm not the most pizza
Starting point is 00:15:45 savvy guy, but the regular shit. You're really... If I say, hey, think of a pizza right now, that's the pizza. That's that fucking talking about right now. Brooklyn, New York style? The Brooklyn, New York style, that's the best pizza, in my opinion. That and the, well, the Neapolitans really is my favorite. It's way different than that.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Neapolitan's really my favorite. And honestly, the best pizza ever had was in Canada. Panavino. Yeah? Yeah. Tailon's best friend's husband. I told you about him. Yeah, you've told me about it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Fool for pizza. As you said, on June 18th or June 19th, whenever you get out there, you're going to go to that spot and you're going to really indulge. I'm gonna fuck that shit up, dude. I'm gonna get weird on some pizza. I'm gonna sit in the corner. I'm not gonna talk to anybody. Play some R&B music.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Undress it a little bit. Yeah, dude. Watch it kind of like. Watching as we got some last. We got a tier one in the house. I don't know if Quinn's a tier one. He's probably tier two. Quinn's definitely,
Starting point is 00:16:34 two, three. He's no matter what a tier three because he always catches some of the clips of stuff. That's kind of how we keep our relationship alive. Use the microphone. If you're gonna talk one. But yeah, I would say he's, I mean, you got to give him tier two status because he's, he's been with us the entire time.
Starting point is 00:16:50 He's watched the entire ride. Yeah. But do you think he was a fan of it or as I was, I'm his brother. So he's like, I got to support the boy. I don't know. Here's what I think that started that way, but I think didn't, didn't you go out and get live with Bloss one night and you guys are fucking wrapping the boys? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah, we were ripping the hard for the podcast. Yeah, remember they're like sending videos and talking about bus with the boys. So like. We FaceTime you guys with people that were like fans of trying to rep you guys. I fucking love that, dude. He's been out there. So Nick Callet, my boy, you know Nick, best man at the wedding. Outstanding person, great personality, great human being.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yeah, great human being. He texts me today and goes, hey, the UPS guy came by and it dropped something off and I was wearing my bus with a boy shirt, and he just looks at me and goes, do you watch the Burt Kreischer episode? No shit, dude. Let's fucking go. And he goes, no, it's too long. I haven't caught yet.
Starting point is 00:17:35 He's like, man, you got to check that one out. Those two out. Those two out. It's a two-parter. It's a two-parter. He lost his virginity. I laughed so hard, man. Him fucking looking at the sheet in her butt cheeks
Starting point is 00:17:47 and having to pull that condom out. She's like, I lost her virginia's the mattress and her cheeks. Bro, so fucking funny. Dude. But tell me about, you had, you had like a long weekend. You had like a longer weekend. You got away.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I got a way out for a little bit. I got super boozy this weekend. I do want to hit one thing. Go ahead. Your thing real quick. I heard you missed a charity softball game. And I know it's a bad deal. I know you missed it.
Starting point is 00:18:15 it and I've heard there's been people that have reached out to me. I'm not going to say their names, but they're blonde and they write really good music. And I think maybe it's an opportunity for you to say sorry if you feel sorry or maybe just speak your truth for us real quick. I need to apologize to who, Ernest? I don't know. I don't know. I'm bummed. I get, who I apologize to.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I can already feel like this is going in a non-accountable way. Who I apologize to because I am bummed. I miss it. I was gutted. I fucking hated it. I love that game last year. Lokey, the boy. a week before that game, that's when I
Starting point is 00:18:46 slightly strained my hamstring. So I'm going double shots of BBC 157 in my hamstring to try to get right for the game. Which is now illegal for NFL. Now illegal. It wasn't back then. But now it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Love that game. I was on Riley Green's team again, and he is a stud. He was an MVP last year. Handsome, Vascular. Oh, buddy. He's more than handsome. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Would you let him take you right here? There's no question. I would. I think I would. I'm going to be fine. I know, I think I hope he can be better friends someday. You know? You think he got to work out.
Starting point is 00:19:15 He invites me on a hunting trip. Like if we're just sitting there together, like, you know, maybe you shoot your shot. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Kind of nice out here. The sunset's beautiful. He played one of his songs.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah. You put it on. This campfire is. It's a little closer. It's just your shot. His fire you put together is kind of nice. Yeah. Roastered for.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Let it burn. Go out all sexy. I apologize. I do apologize to the people who bought tickets to go see the boy play. Because I know there's some Bustin fans that were out there. When I posted out on Instagram, everybody was like, no, and this and that. I individually am responding to each one of them. Really?
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yes. DEMs. DEMs, yes. God, which sucked because I do love that softbucking. I don't apologize Ernest at all. Ernest their team won, and I do think they won by like six runs. I do think I make that kind of a difference. Six runs?
Starting point is 00:20:06 I think there's no question. Here's why. What are you playing? What are you playing? I'm probably playing center field. I'm playing wherever these balls are taken off. What is that? Left field?
Starting point is 00:20:13 If you're a right-handed batter and you you pull it left, is that left field? Yeah. The boys rocking left field or center field. Like, I'm in the action. You're playing center left. I'm sitting right in the... Best arm is the right field. The best what?
Starting point is 00:20:28 Arm. The best arm is right field. Yeah, but you're going to face most like, you know what I'm saying? You don't get a lot of action in the right field. I'm trying to be around the most action in the outfield because that's where it's going to be. And I can rope at home. You know what I mean? Like I'm trying to make place.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah. There's some footage out there that you can find it from a charity softball game. I was in when I was in Washington, the boy's making a diving play. That clip is out there. And I don't take it yard like that. I didn't take it yard last year, but I can, I had some RBIs. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'm a good player.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I'm a good softball player. You'd be a great moneyball candidate. Like, hey, this guy gets on base quite a bit. Yeah, I have a part of the algorithm. That's a good percentage. Yes. For this guy. Are you fucking crazy? Yeah. He has had a home running 15 games. Like, trust me, we got to get this guy right now, dude. We got to fucking get this guy.
Starting point is 00:21:09 But I think there's some, there's some offense there that you miss out on. And I also think defensively there's probably somebody in the outfield that probably didn't belong in the outfield. You know what I mean? That I take over. And I'll make a couple of plays out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:22 You think you got the speed for it still? Yeah, bro. Come on now. I had a couple of speed workouts these last couple weeks. What does that mean? I've hit some speed workouts. I've hit a linear day in the lateral day. And I still got, the boys got some juice on the tank.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Yeah, the Twitch. Yeah, the Twitch is still there. So year 10 is fully alive right now. Year 10 is only, there's going to be no question that year will be on the table this year. Really? I'll stay ready. All in?
Starting point is 00:21:43 To be determined. I gotta see the flop first. The what? That's a Texas Holden reference. It's not boring. Who is that that just swung the bat? Who is that? Eric Decker.
Starting point is 00:21:53 He's on my team. He was on my team too. Look, that's a good make his stroke. Okay. But something's going on with his legs right now that are kind of bothering me. What's up with his movements? Weird. Go back.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Play it again. Oh, he went inside the parkey? Earn said that our team went up fast. Yeah. I'll tell you. I don't think we lose the lead if I'm in that dugout. You're a camaraderie guy. That's what I believe.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I think. Boys, bring it in. Bring it in. He's just bringing the whole team out. Who's number eight? Who's the girl? Is that his wife? John Johnson.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah. Eric Decker's wife was there too. She play or did she just chill? I think she played. Talk about another handsome man. She could have been in the outfield. You never know. Talk about another handsome man.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Eric Decker. Very good looking care. Yeah. Very good looking care. Yeah. I feel like we should do a tier talk over good looking men. Best dudes. We know.
Starting point is 00:22:42 You know, hottest guys we know. Yeah. That's an easy one, right? You think so? Yeah, I got three already. Really? But you're not thinking about it. Use the mic if you're going to talk, JP.
Starting point is 00:22:54 What's next to be I spent on this mic? Are we doing this? I don't think we're doing this, but you said you got three easy. You got them out there. Yeah. Throw them out there right now? Yeah. Well, no, I mean, we might want to do tear talk on it, so maybe we don't.
Starting point is 00:23:06 But I think the issue you're going to run into is your thing about those three right now. As soon as you bust them things out of your mouth, you're going to think, wow, there's that guy. Oh, what? there's that guy too. What about him? And all of a sudden, your situation just got a lot harder than you thought, and they have to live by those three names you just said. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I love that, dude. The three you're thinking of, would you get on your knees for him? Yes. Really? You're gay, man. Hey, you can't take gay like that. You can. It's pride months.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Hey, he's gay. It's pride months, man. Fucking cancel Willie, dude. Fucking time to cancel Willie. No, no, no. I'm all about it, Bill. You guys sitting here. I don't want to do the podcast by myself.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Don't cancel my man. You and HR. Yeah, she did HR. Yeah, we need that. So, yeah, are we all good on the, are we all good on the softball game? That's between you and God, man. If you guys are cool, then it's all good.
Starting point is 00:23:51 No, listen, I fucked up. I was legitimately bummed. It's not something I was, like, trying to not be a part of. That really is a fun-ass time. Like, it's a good game to be a part of. Everybody's out there having a great time. The organization who puts it together,
Starting point is 00:24:01 like they do it up. Like, did you see the jerseys? Yeah, like, real-ass jerseys, bro. Like, they do it right. Last year, Terry Bradshaw got so drunk. He fell over, bust his head, and an ambulance had to come in, like, That's the most Terry Bradshaw thing I've ever heard of my life, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Dude, the thing that bothered me about the videos we watch is the jerseys look great, but I think if you're going to do a softball, you're going to buy them with the pants too. I do like that move. Yeah, I think the pants are great. Are you going to wear high? I'm a high guy, dude. With the ass like these, you got to be, you know what I'm saying? Gotta let them fucking things breathe, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:32 You go baggy to make your legs look a little bit bigger than they should. I got the baggy when I was playing for the Silver Hawks. When I was 12, 12 years old, travel baseball, AAA. I saw the baggy look, and I fucking loved it. War him for two games, I went like 0 for 6. I was like, I'm never wearing this shit again. Had to go back to the tight boys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Because really after that, my baseball career ended. When you're young, you look at the MLB guys, you think, oh, I got to wear the low ones, the baggier ones. But now that we're older, it's like, oh, you got to wear the high. Yeah, the best thing I think the MLB ever did was wear fucking 77 bracelets and necklaces, all for balance. Remember when they went through that phase for a little bit? Where you're in the mall and they try and like...
Starting point is 00:25:07 It was like... The 2000s and they had all the necklaces. Yeah, they like, kept your shock. or whatever all fucking balanced out. See what I'm talking about? You're just saying yes right now. No, the copper bracelets. Like the dude in the mall who'll be like, hey, like, let me tug on your arm.
Starting point is 00:25:18 They're like, get you all balancing. And then you'll be like, and then you'll be like, hey, put this on. And then you're like, feel it. And then next thing you know, you're wearing one back to college. And you're trying to tell the boys in the way room, hey, I think I'm on to something. Hey, some kiosk guy at the mall, give me this. Like, that's the main selling point. So let me tell you your arm.
Starting point is 00:25:33 He rips the fuck out of your arm, puts the bracelet on. That is why conning happens because of just young minds that have no fucking clue. They feed on us, bro. And I fall for it every time. Who's us? Dude, we're in our 30s now. He said it's awesome. He said it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I'll tell you what else is going on. That's pretty dope, dude. I got a call two days ago. Yesterday, actually. Yesterday, I was walking off the practice field. I got to check my phone. And, like, you know, when you check your phone, you look at it, and like, someone's already calling you?
Starting point is 00:26:02 Are you just practicing? Is a throat goat getting some practice in? Throat goat. Oh, I love that, dude. That's what you are. You know. I don't think anybody's touching you. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:26:15 If I was ever about it like that, no one's touching me. No one's touching you. If you're fucking getting after it? Yeah. Show him a little. No. You don't want to show them nothing right now? You know I like to stay a little private.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Yeah, that's true. I'll get you. But I'm getting, I come out, come off the field. It's a hot day. It's a humid day. I'm pretty sweaty, but I check my phone anyway. It's the first thing I do when I get in the locker room. And I'm getting a phone call.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Who is it? Crawling back? Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen decided to call. the boy and ask what was going on with life. He answers the phone. He goes, hey, T, it's Rich. What's up, Rich? He goes, hey, man, I know we're having a good time with this whole thing,
Starting point is 00:26:49 but I really want you to know that I do want to come on your podcast. And I am going to come on the podcast. Here's the only issue. I have two shows, a couple of kids and a wife. I need to, you know, I have no plans to be out there. Yeah. Anytime soon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:02 The old ball and chain. What's that? The old ball and chain. Yeah, so I let him know. Listen, you're invited whenever we can make it work out. It's going to work out. But don't pretend like these tweets are going to keep happening. where you're getting a photo every single day from the boys
Starting point is 00:27:12 and keeping track of how many days it's been stupid. We're on day 13 right now? Great one right there. Yeah. What's he, what's going on there? Jack, I love how you check the tape,
Starting point is 00:27:21 you watch the tape, and you keep up with the boy, and you listen to his, I mean, he posts fucking like 10 minute long clips on the internet. It's outstanding. I'll watch him once we're involved, I'll watch literally every second of it.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah. But that clip where he talks about, why can't they use good pictures? And then you started dropping the good photos that he referred to. Why was using you seen Bull? I'm like, all right, I'll go, I bet.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Oh, my beer. You've been on fire. God, I hate giving him flowers. Why? I do. I know. Normal like you. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:27:46 You're right. You're right. You're on fire lately. Nothing else beyond that. Nothing else behind that. Give Jack a round of applause. My man is killing it out there, dude. Killing it.
Starting point is 00:27:55 But yeah, Rich, Rich called, I think that, I think he feels bad. I think he made a commitment to not do something early in our busing career. And now things are kind of going crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Because, again, look at the boys doing a cute little podcast on a bus back in the day. Good for them. Yeah. And Rich thinks, do I really want to do these guys a massive favor by letting me come on? And now it's not as big of a favor. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's still a huge favor. I fucking love Rich. It's still a huge favor. But we're... We're going to welcome it no matter what because we've always loved Rich. We've always been a fan of Rich. Always been a fan. Yeah, I was a little tight when he wouldn't refer to me.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah. When he doesn't refer to me as it being my podcast. That really bothered you? Yeah, I went to therapy for it. Even after I told you that he said to me that he's going to keep doing this on purpose? No, whenever you said that, I was good with it. Oh, good. You told the therapist, hey, we don't need to go every single day now.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to chill out, let it go. Yes. It's wild to see this man with a full head of hair and it's still doing it. You know what I'm having a shot. The actual photo of the calling place. I love that. Jack, here's what is now the responsibility that has came on your plate.
Starting point is 00:28:55 You hold the credibility of Buss with the boys following through. That is a big thing. And there's going to be times where either it's monotonous. Like, this is another detail in your day. It's going to have to be low-key be structured in, like maybe an alarm clock or something. Because you might be on vacation. vacation, like Fourth of July, you might be getting after days in a row. The voice of a week off.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yeah, and you might just, I'm not going to say you're slipping, but just subconsciously, you just might forget about it. But if we go all the way until next year, like, can we count on you to go, like, if it's 302 days of Rich Eisen, like, are we going to be able to keep that streak alive? Yeah, I'll put my name out there and know that that's on me. My only concern is running out of original photos. That's where I get nervous. You didn't hear all the pages that they were talking about on that one video.
Starting point is 00:29:38 They said there's like. No, there's a lot. I'm not worried about now. I'm saying, hey, come maybe December. He's still not on. I just hope no one's going to see me if we end up reposting one. I hope someone calls me on it if we do, even if I do it by accident. Yeah, accountability is key.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Here's a little, maybe a little, little, uh. Two up and out there. You know, you take it, take it or leave it. A great assault. A great, yeah, yeah, yeah, a bit of advice. A bit of a deal. Maybe you just get a little too monotonous and you just start taking screenshots of him, like, doing an interview. Oh, no, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:06 There's always original. There's always original content. us with him. You can change some stuff. You can do the same photo, but maybe we're in it. Like that Halloween one. You just put us in our Halloween off. But if you're feeling a little tired one day and you're feeling like I've been doing this.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yeah. Just do a screenshot. Don't even edit it or you make like the time. With the time and how much time you have or whatever. Everyone's going to comment, hey, you need to charge your phone. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But Jack, that's a huge responsibility.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I really hope you can keep it up. Because if you miss even one day, it's kind of over. That's 100% over. It's 100% over, and that's a tough fucking deal. Now it's known that it's on, it's, it's me doing it. Should we fire, Jack, if he misses one day? Oh, my God. Now, yes.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Jack, are you willing to be fired and pay us back every dollar we paid for you? Hey, I thought we were doing it. Are you willing to be fired if you don't. He goes on, I thought we were doing it. Are we, uh, are you willing to be fired? You're willing to risk your job for this. Disresponsibility. Yeah, as soon as it's fired.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Rich comes on, though. I have an incentive bonus late in the contract. What you want, kid? I don't know. I mean, maybe we need to... Shoot your shot right now. What you want? You know exactly what you want.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I want a Chevy Silverado, man. Let's say a shival. A shival. Let's say that Silverado's worth what? 50 grand? Yeah. Like, divided by... Say you go 300 days in a row, divided by 300.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Like, how much is that per day? I don't know. You know, let's do it. We can do it. I got you. 350. What's... Three divided by 500.
Starting point is 00:31:38 One, two hundred. About $166 a day. Jack, I was getting there. 300 days. So you think a photo per day of Rich Ises worth $166? Because I'll cut the cord right now. It's a tweet a day worth.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I put a blog right now. Livelihood. My whole, my source. That's the risk on you. Like, this is the responsibility you've taken on. They didn't. They did. They did.
Starting point is 00:32:00 He, but can it be used? Of course. But it's got to be runnable. We're not getting him. Don't think even. Don't even. Play with that idea. He just looked over at me like.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I mean, I said it's got to be runnable and drivable. At least the day. Deal. Oh, bro. That's good stuff. Solid, right? Yeah, we got to iron out to me. Let's just iron this out.
Starting point is 00:32:44 No iron in details. We're getting you a Chevy Solerado, baby. Yeah, here's what I'll tell you. You're right. I'll tell you right now. Every day from this point forward, if you don't miss a day from now until Rich Eisen comes on this bus. in Nashville, Tennessee, not in L.A., in Nashville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:33:00 From the day he steps foot on this bus, we will get you a Chevy Silverado, a working, running, not a toy car, reliable Chevy Silverado. We will get you one. That is mine. It's yours. Not like rented for, no, not least. We bought paid in full. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Shake on it. Go right up. Yeah, I am also aware. Put the camera on him. We might as well get up. Here and above. See, that's the thing. At this point, the details are ironed out.
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Starting point is 00:35:25 Wow, dude. I know. That's pretty crazy. What else do we have on housekeeping? By the way, when I sat down, did you feel this entire bus move? Yes. Um, let's see. Ooh. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yeah. Are you guys going to film? Yeah. This, this Thursday. As you're watching today. As you're watching today, as you're listening and or watching today, hopefully doing both because we love you and you love us. And we need to keep this thing rocketing to the moon. The boys at 2.30 will be at my house.
Starting point is 00:35:56 The boys being the Bustin Boys, Quinn, his beautiful fiancé, Keisha, and the entire O-Line squad, including a few Dean Lyman will be having the first annual Beer Olympics. The first annual beer Olympics. Now there will be a $100 buy-in. Winner will take all. There will not be none of this bullshit where our first place gets this much. Second place gets that much. Third place gets, no.
Starting point is 00:36:16 And it's a winner take-all thing. You can't get our buy-in back? They can't get our buy-in back? What you mean? You know what you sold? You have poker night. It's like second place or third place gets her buy-in back. No. Nope. All right. I'll let you know.
Starting point is 00:36:28 So we're looking at $2,300 here. I'll let you know. $2,300. $100 a person. There's about 23, 24 people coming. I thought you're saying $2,300 a bind. Hey, that'd be serious. That would be. We will have the national anthem.
Starting point is 00:36:40 We will have headbands. If dudes want to go tarps off, they're more than welcome to. It will be as great as it sounds like it's going to be. I feel like the first 10 minutes will be whatever, but after that, everyone's going to start feeling it. Boom. And we'll be right into it. A lot of good shit talking. Well, let's hope.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I tell you what, if there's one thing the Titans need to work on, it's guys that can talk shit. That's all right. Yeah. They'll be around the best. You. You. Us. God, I love it.
Starting point is 00:37:06 This is another podcast that makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. We're two for two on happiness podcasts. Yeah. This will be three, right? I think the last one we did the wholesome, like just I'm talking about the ones
Starting point is 00:37:16 are just us. Because last week, we even called it a wholesome podcast, right? Yeah, it was called Wholesome Boys. Wholesome Boys? This would be Fuzzy Feeling Boys. This two a week has really been, wait, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:37:27 Fuzzy feeling boys? What episode number is this? 160? No, 159. 159. Dude, we're kind of climbing in the numbers there too. That's what we get for doing two weeks.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I was just going to say it's really been working on. It's going to low-key be sad when we got to stop the two a week. I think this is the last one, right? To the end of June. So we got two more. Two more? You can do one. You can do one more.
Starting point is 00:37:49 We might have to run another one. No, that's okay. Might just have to run one in the bank. I think next year, given how well this is going, maybe we talk to the tier one, two, and three see how they feel. But maybe we start doing this starting 2023 all the time. I like it.
Starting point is 00:38:05 You like that feeling? Yeah, get you retired. Get you full. Whoa. Get you fully leaned in to the boys. Easy, baby. Committed to the boys. Slow down there, kid.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Maybe go three a week. Get you a little. 10 to 15% off there, bud. Just start running up the numbers, dude. Who's playoff Lenny? Why am I looking at that on the... Come on now. You got to know who playoff.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Oh, come on. Now, give me 10 seconds to see the photo before you start coming at me, right? You should know who playoff Lenny is. Playoff Lenny. Leonard Fournet, bro. Oh, what's he wants? Is he looking a little thick?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Oh, he's looking a little thick in the middle, dude. But I was saying, because, you know, bad angles. We've all been there. Yeah, dude, but we've all been in those bad angles. I get it, Jack. I see what you were doing there. But he's a running back.
Starting point is 00:38:46 I rarely have a bad angle. If you look at Derek Henry, choose an angle, right? It ain't going to be a bad. It's not going to be a bad one. Depends unless he's just getting a photo of his legs. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Him and I have the same legs.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Like, if you take the camera up high... My legs actually are bigger than his, which makes me feel good. If you see the camera like a little up higher, like above the Cernum on on Derek to work kind of. and points down a little bit. Yeah. He's going to get some chirps on his legs. No question.
Starting point is 00:39:11 You're right. That's fair. What's the deal with Lenny? What's the deal with my boy? It just came up today. Just something to talk about. Do we think this is just a bad angle on Lenny? I think it is.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Like, if you see a little bit in the shadow. There. Yeah, but I think that tit. Like, I think he's got some chest. You know what I mean? And then you loki see like in the ripples of the jersey. Like if you see in the shadow, it kind of draws like a loose W to where you kind of see the six-pack a little bit.
Starting point is 00:39:36 You know what? the more you look at it, it might be a tight jersey on an exhale. Right. I'm willing to change my opinion. I kind of went hard, too. To me, he's sitting in the locker room. Kind of like me. You sit in the locker room like you see a gut a little bit, but you see that chest kind of
Starting point is 00:39:48 fucking hang over. Kind of like you. You got some chains dangling. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That shit. Yeah, look he. Combs little jacked over there.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Look at him. You're just sitting there like a fucking bulldog. Yeah. After practice. After practice. Hot as hell. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah. Reading something on the bird. Yeah. I mean, let's get another pick. Maybe we cut this and let me just say something to Lenny. Listen, we saw the photo. Maybe you can send the boys. DM us a photo with you of your shirt off.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Yeah, take a photo with your shirt off. Dude, prove this is just a bad angle, dude. Prove it. Prove it. I'll text Levonte and be like, hey, go up to Playoff Lenny and say, hey, take your shirt off and let's get a photo of the boy. See? Yeah, but that's a funny angle, too.
Starting point is 00:40:32 He's Jack Boy there. You're not a funny angle. Look at that motherfucker. college, are you fucking kidding me, dude? Rolling ball of butcher knives. Yeah. He, dude, that one, I think he like hurled the guy and then came down some other fucker, dude. What, top right?
Starting point is 00:40:47 What, top right? That's Trent Richardson. Oh, right, Trent was a different man, too. Trent looked different now. A little pit bull, dude. He is a little pit bull, for real. Pull up the highlight of Leonard Fernette in college, LSU, but LSU highlights. Jaguars Raider games, 2019.
Starting point is 00:41:03 What if you want to see, you can sit down over here if you want. it's fucking have you have you seen letter for that before come sit come sit you can sit it's fair my boy's getting married a couple days let's get right applause for Quinn real quick he's getting married
Starting point is 00:41:16 his wife to be is getting married hopefully his brother and he's on camera like just blur his face out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this this man was just different he really was let that motherfucker know
Starting point is 00:41:30 he's one of those dudes too he looked like 40 in college straight up he was bald obviously, but... Yeah, it was bald with a beard. With the beard going on in college. That might be the best one.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Ready to fight the whole bench. This is right here. Look, kill him. He's dead. You guys want to see a dead body? September 19. That's my birthday. Imagine being 19 right there.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Oh, oh, and 15 pushed him after? Let's see a little counterplay. Uh-oh. Just taking to the crib on South Carolina. What's up? JP. What was any of trying to tackle him? DB.
Starting point is 00:42:06 JPM, what's the deal? Y'all win that game? Nope. You know, the purple uniforms do go so hard. Legit LSU is, if I'm talking tier talk, they're probably in my tears. Oh, Tier Talk, best uniforms is a good one.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Best uniforms? Yeah, Michigan, Tier 1. God. Hey, was Leonard Fournett, was he more impressive than Derek Henry in college? Yeah. Leonard Fernette, was he more impressive
Starting point is 00:42:33 than Derek Henry in college? I think so, man. I mean, you can pull up the BAM LSU game when they're both seniors and Leonard had like 43 yards and Derek had 200 plus. I love that, dude. I asked that question, but in my head I'm like Derek for a million, dude. Pull up the Leonard for that.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Ruben Foster clip. Yeah. Derek probably didn't have those like, oh my God, hits. Because I don't think there's got a lot of those. Honestly, he just breaks shit away, dude. There's a... He just gets loose for how big he is. Can he flip somebody in college?
Starting point is 00:43:05 Michigan State. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Shalik Calhub. fucking made that dude a turn style, dude. He said, watch this video.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You got to look at their stats side by side. This is right before half time. Right before half? Oh, fuck. That's the fourth quarter. Is that Ruben Foster? Okay, going into O-T. That's Ruben Foster.
Starting point is 00:43:26 What a fucking madman dude. Whatever happened to him? He was jail. He did something. Injury. He was stupid, dude. He was so good. Ruben Foster was fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:43:36 He also tore his knee, too. He had the neck roll for like the first three years in college. He's one of those He's a butt look One of those Bama dudes One of those Bama dudes who Was pretty banged up He didn't really
Starting point is 00:43:48 Hasn't played another regular season game Since May of 2019 And he was like to do That everyone's like this is the next whoever He was like that He played for the Redskins right? Yeah Yeah he played for the Redskins
Starting point is 00:43:59 He had a really bad knee injury Yeah But he was like one of those Bama dudes Who had like a lot of like medical stuff going on You know it's tough Eric Henry a college. Derek Henry College.
Starting point is 00:44:14 What do you, is there something you guys want to do for tier talk today? Or, yeah, tier talk. Do you guys want to do a tier talk today? We can do two. I mean, it was kind of fun last. In college, so percentage of team attempts,
Starting point is 00:44:35 Derek Henry is at 54%. Yeah, hold on. Start the whole thing over. So, they carry nearly an identical workload. Henry has taken 54% of Alabama's carries to four nets, 40, or 54.1% for LSU. So if you break him down, yards per carry, Derek Henry is 5.8,
Starting point is 00:44:51 Four net, 7.7. Wow. Yards per game, Derek Henry, 130.5, Four net, 193.1. Oh, so, so for net, loki, had way better stats than Derek.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Yeah, was low-key that dude. He was in the high-and-ball a bunch, too, which is why he was more versatile than Derek. Yeah, but that was just carries. Yeah, this is carries. Yards per carry. Damn. Yards per game.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yards per game is where he can get a little different. He was eaten. is he eating out there. He's, uh, I mean, we all know NFL careers, though. Well, yeah, I mean, NFL careers. I'm not even trying to be disrespectful of Lenny. I'm just trying to have my boy Derek's back. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:45:28 That's why I had to pull up the sense. Like, we can't just say Derek can't be a biased podcast. Like, we are biased to the boy, Derek. Yeah. But, you know, we got to try to keep it a bean. Got to keep it a bean with him. Gotta keep it a band with them. Shout out of Melvin Gordon.
Starting point is 00:45:42 If you guys have our listening to this podcast right now and you haven't listened to Melvin Gordon podcast. Please do. Please do, dude. It's fucking awesome. Awesome. It makes you smile. It's just a great fucking time. It does. I'm going to smile right now thinking about it. Dude. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what pissed me off a little bit though.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And I saw that thing you tweeted about dogs looking you in the face. Like, why wouldn't you let your dog look you in the face? I don't get that here. Everybody's like, oh, they lick their butt and everything else. It's like, who cares? Grow up. Yeah. Go up. You guys all let your dog look you in the face? Never.
Starting point is 00:46:09 You ain't letting your dog lick you in the face, boss? I think it's a white thing. Quinnwin? Quinn just said no. Oh, stop? Hey, you better grab that mic if you're gonna fucking dog porn. Like, I get when it gets annoying
Starting point is 00:46:22 and you're like, all right, stop. But when you, like, just get home and your dog's like, like, and you're just, dude, so much joys in your life, man. Yeah. Yeah, I love my dog, but, like, I also watch my dog eat her shit, so. See, my dog, Jackie Boy,
Starting point is 00:46:35 when Jakey boy comes up to me and gives me big licks, I'm like, come on, boy, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but would you, if you watch him eat shit? Right after? Right. No, I have a short memory. So if I saw me eat the shit
Starting point is 00:46:45 and they came over to leave me, but hey, bro. What is that worst? I never know. No, if I, but if like five minutes passed, he came a leg, me, like, come here, boy, what's your boy? They got, like, a natural, like, brush. They brush your teeth naturally. I don't know if the natural brush gets out shit, but.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I'm, I think you need to look it up, dogs have to clean his mouth, right? Look it up. I think, like, naturally, yeah, but, like, eating shit's eating shit. I mean, do we eat fast food all the time? I mean, we're all making, we're making out of people. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? You smell the morning, breath waking up in the morning, and you still make out.
Starting point is 00:47:14 You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to lie. Like, she's, my fiance has Italian greyhounds. They look, I let They lick my face all the time, but they don't eat their shit. Not that you see. The short answer, no, a dog's mouth is not cleaner than a human's mouth.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Bacterian dog in human mouths. Oh, that dog lick me up. Yeah. On the face. That kind of sounded weird, though, like a sexual thing. JP, you've never given sitting a kiss in the morning before brushing teeth. Are you serious? I usually get a teleguess
Starting point is 00:47:47 before I leave every single morning. Yeah, I've never done that. Mainly because I get self-conscious about my own breath. I'm like, I don't want somebody else to experience this. Yeah, but you would. All right, baby, I'll see you later. Out of there. You didn't fucking use no breath.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Nah. You know sometimes you can get a little heat in the morning. Yeah, but that's like a turnover type thing. For sure, but you know, you might throw like a little bit like a, don't look at me. Like a half makeout thing. Like, you know you're just doing it to get a little bit more hopped up in the moment.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Yeah. And you turn around. Listen, we got wives. We're married, man. Yeah, not.
Starting point is 00:48:21 I get what you're saying. It's what God intended. Get married. I have a little fun. I do think if I, like, when they try to make out with Taylor in the morning,
Starting point is 00:48:26 she'd be like, yeah, what are you doing? You smell like shit. Trust me. I'm with you. We'll literally go middle of the makeup.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Like, yeah, I catch that dragon breath right now. Let's just turn around. I got a question for involving this, mainly for you guys being married because I've always wondered this.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Do you do you? Jack is trying to become the number one milf hunter dude Let me ask you guys For those of you who are married I just want to learn Because I'm really passionate about the idea Who have not been in like
Starting point is 00:48:52 Five year plus relationships When you are married and You know things kind of get like routine Do you still make out with your wife Like normally get a point I'm a big high school makeout guy What about you Will? Yeah you need you need a makeout to like
Starting point is 00:49:04 To me that's when it gets a little hot and heavy When you're getting in that intense makeout session Like that's where it gets going for real You think that'll stay the same too Like 10 20 years from now? I hope so. You like to hope? You like that.
Starting point is 00:49:14 In the perfect world, you are, though. Keeps her weight down. Hey, my, facts, though. Facts, facts, facts. You know what I'm saying? They get out of shape. I always tell my wife, like, my love is conditional, baby. Like, you feel like some of these wives out here.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Yeah. We might be having a conversation. Yeah. I probably still love Taylor Nita if she got, like, you know, big, big. I'd love her still. Yeah, you still love them. Yeah. Like, I still love my dad.
Starting point is 00:49:42 What do you mean? that's a different deal, dude. You're not fucking your dad. You're right, that is true. That was a bad analogy. That's a very bad analogy. A bad analogy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut on my dad.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And it's like a stray bullet at your dad just now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's called your dad fat and you wouldn't fuck him. So what's the deal? Careful on out. You're just in there right now, sat us out with a chew in his mouth. Man, man, well, why are you doing it to me? Oh, old Bill Compton.
Starting point is 00:50:09 But you know what I mean? Like, yeah. I know, I know what I mean. thyroid thing. What if like, what if like, Charles got like, what's it, they could call thyroid, right? Hyperthyroid? Hypothyroid. That was me. No one else told me that. Hypothyroid.
Starting point is 00:50:23 If they got that and they all of a sudden, you know, got big. Was there, is there an issue there? Yeah, I mean, like, you know. I feel you. I'm going to do my best. The freak meter's going to have to go way up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. Freak meter's going to have to jump high, bro. fucking hilarious you said look at him and go oh you get in that butt stuff wait oh my it's good times man but that's real I'm a warm and fuzzy inside right now
Starting point is 00:51:02 yeah that's real he better be going digital did y'all see business haircut yeah basically a fucking stud dude I love seeing him fucking just blow up wet cut his hair like that right is that yeah you got to touch it up after
Starting point is 00:51:17 did you had touch it He got it like, oh, that's outstanding. Yeah, I saw the, I saw that. Oh, I'm in Rich Eisen. That's a great photo, Jack. Was that you?
Starting point is 00:51:28 It's good. Yeah. Man, my man's like, he's earning that, Sheffy Silverado. Yeah, he was earning it before he even knew he was earning it.
Starting point is 00:51:34 God. I love it, dude. No, I love seeing him blow up like that and his little hype, his little hype intros in the locker room. I think he's been crushing. Yeah, Biss.
Starting point is 00:51:44 They went into a locker room. It was like the juniors, right? Like some younger group and did, the, uh, did the intros for all the guys. Wayne Gretzky came in and gave him like a little pep dogs. Like, I brought a friend for you. Bit comes in fucking electric.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Just lights him up, dude. They start, watching him a beat. He starts dancing and just delivers. Yeah, you're saying Bit. I was like, man, he must, I literally thought to myself, man. No, you're saying bit. Oh, I know his name's Biz.
Starting point is 00:52:09 That must be on you. Dude. Biz. Biz. I love it for Biz. too, dude, just a grinder. Absolute grinder out there. This is it?
Starting point is 00:52:25 And even though, it says we're on the subject of hockey, if anybody has ever seen the show Letterkenny, there's a spinoff show called Shorzie. It's fucking hilarious, but I'm excited about it. You gotta get on it. Jack, go to mine. It's one of my recent tweets.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Y'all was doing a lot of editing this podcast. It's usually a little more flowy than this. No, I think we're fucking flowing, dude. You think so? You're hanging out right now with the boys. Yeah, but. And now Blas's got the deal on the cameras where people can watch what we're watching, right, Blas?
Starting point is 00:52:58 So people are going to see us, like, taking our time trying to see the stuff. Bloss is fucking around with this camera. Bloss is back there working for real. Check that thing up for me. Waiting, when in the world to change. Hey, that's about Least Faradjohn-Marison. Leaves-Farre won.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I thought it's overplayed a little bit. But when you put gravity on, tell me your life doesn't change a little bit. Stop this train? Get the fuck out of here. And I know he's got a great. I wish you the best. Have fun.
Starting point is 00:53:32 And I've got a special friend that's going to introduce you to starting lineup for you guys. Oh, I get the beat. Boys, this morning waiting to text me since you're probably to read the lineup card with the boy. And I said, absolutely. And I love that I got the beat. Starting. It fires me up. Hey, can you go back to the beginning?
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. When he walks in and then they give him the beat. Because that is a prime example. He was going to do something way different than when he did. I agree 100%. That is a prime example of normalizing, hyping up your boys. Because just watch this energy. Yeah, normalize, hyping.
Starting point is 00:54:46 You got it. Watch him. He's like he kind of throw up his hand. He's probably going to say something. But the boys game of beef. How we doing, boys? And he just lit up. I'll tell you what, though.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Wayne Gretzky needs to fucking let it loose a little bit, dude. That's a little too much. That's one of those guys from the locker room that are like, you know, they're great. You're kind of like, I mean, he's not really giving us much, but it's Wayne Gretzky. But then you bring business and you're like, oh, hey, hey, And one of your boys said this thing I was telling you about. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Oh, like you were to beat. Yeah, but here's the deal. Here's the thing about hockey. You need to say that one more time so people know what I'm saying what to. I just said, Wayne and Gretsy is the same thing as McDavid. They're all business.
Starting point is 00:55:31 They're all about the hockey. I think biz personally is a definition of hockey. Like, if you, I think, like, what I remember of hockey, just the way biz is, is everything that I have held on with playing hockey. Yeah, here, okay, here's what I think about that. I love that. fucking love. But I really think,
Starting point is 00:55:47 I've been around the Preds guys and they have a lot more personality than they show in the interviews. It's like an unspoken thing in hockey, right? Where you're just like, hey, you don't, you're not trying to distract anything at all. You had the most dull
Starting point is 00:55:57 and bullshit fucking interviews ever. And then you go in there and you get after it with the boys. And I don't like it. I wish they'd be a little more getting after it, you know what I'm saying? Cut it loose. Cut it loose, man.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Fucking do this. And then fucking cut it loose. We guys can guys hear about Larry Fitzgerald of football. Yeah, Larry. Larry is like that. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a solid one. It's a nice comparison.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Larry retired. Did he decide to retire? Yeah, he's retired. Well, last year I know he didn't play, but did he officially announce retirement? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure, yeah. He's all time. All time, dude.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah, he is. I remember watching Larry when I was in high school against the Steelers in the Super Bowl and then playing against him. Being like, yeah, it's fucking here. That was back in like, You come back in, what, 08? And they're playing the Steelers? He hasn't retired from the NFL yet.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Oh, he won't. He won't return. I mean, what is that? It's kind of like a retirement. I feel like wide receiver would be a hard position to keep good that. Yeah. You have to be crazy, talented. Like, peak shape.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Always. Like, you can, like, let it go a little bit and still, like, you know what I mean? I could let it go if I wanted to. I think you're trying to say there. I think you need to do a better job of, like, getting that out. I think he, he's a hockey boy, dude. He's got the fucking Mike. He's like, on that team and we're going to be great out there.
Starting point is 00:57:19 No grail, the turnovers, fucking. Yeah, I know what you mean. Like, oh, I mean, like, yeah, they can play injured a lot more than, like, a receiver can. You can eat a little bit of shake shot and still got it. Yeah. Yeah, but I think receivers and skill position guys eat worse than anybody on the team as a whole, as a general statement. They eat worse than anybody else. You would know.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Because then boys are genetic freaks and they know it. Yeah. Like, Chad O'Sersinko, look at him. It looks like you can still play. Or D. about. Yeah, and he's all about eating McDonald's every day. He gets kiddlest and shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly, bro. Ridiculous, dude. That's fucking ridiculous and so disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:57:53 But I think Larry's going. I think Larry's a stud, I think. Because dudes, when they lose steps, you feel like, your only thing is being fast, like, when you lose, you stop being fast, it's like it's over. The Larry's just crafty. He's got the toolbox, dude. Yeah. Whenever you watch two-minute drills with Larry Fitzgerald,
Starting point is 00:58:07 he's the best receiver to ever run a two-minute drill. He's on every example that, like, variables. Every example. Yes. Like, watch this bro fucking execute two-minute drill. And the 2007, 2008 Super Bowl, whatever, whichever one that was, when he sprinted after James Harrison, he literally said, if I were to just start a little earlier,
Starting point is 00:58:24 I would have saved that touchdown. Yeah, that was a big time play. He caught him before halftime too. He dropped. Yeah. Yeah. But going back to the hockey thing, it's like that age old,
Starting point is 00:58:36 like it's kind of the conversation that happens, I feel like with athletes now, because we've had like Roman on and like the boys, the hockey boys, they talk a lot about like, you know, you sacrifice because you just think, of all team. You think of literally everything that could happen against the smaller group of guys
Starting point is 00:58:49 too. Such a smaller group of guys. I know. So you like to think like everyone's kind of I don't know. Everyone's that's a way tighter-knit group. Like when I was in Michigan the hockey boys were the closest team by far. By far the closest guys that like I haven't talked to in 10 years but if they called me up tomorrow I do anything for them.
Starting point is 00:59:04 You'd kill for him? 100% well. He's a tier one for his boys. Jesus. Gotta watch out. Got to watch out for the twin Gallagher's out there. Game time is the exclusive ticketing app of Barcelona sports. I can only tell us to be rough. And it's the only place to get the best cheapest
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Starting point is 00:59:59 Terms supply. Download game time, last minute tickets, lowest prices, guaranteed. That's tier one, dude. They're still sitting there with that gun winner and should I fucking do this or not. You want me to kill Dylan Lurand and best man? We're fucking not, dude. That's what they're saying right now. Boys need to get it together. They need to write Dylan an apology and say that the boys are right.
Starting point is 01:00:16 You know what I think we need to do right now? We need to do one of our best and favorite segments of the entire week. I've been waiting for it, dude. It's ready and it's time for shout-out. No free shout-out. Oh, the week. Starting as always, the man, the myth, the legend, the one peg-legged man. Blas!
Starting point is 01:00:36 Oh, baby. Peg-leg, yeah, I like that touch. My shout-out of the week this week. God damn it, dude. Hey, he gets found so easily? So easy. It's going to be the morning coffee. Oh.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Shout out, no free shout-outs to the morning coffee. There's no better way to start your day. Whether you're going to the gym, whether you're going on a walk, whether you're going to read a book, you could always count on that nice cup of coffee in the morning. That's a good one, Blossie. That's a good one. Short, sweet, Blossie, short and sweet. I did like that a lot.
Starting point is 01:01:14 The coffee does go a long ways. And you know the coffee's special to you when you're up late one night? Like, I was up late last night. Yeah. For reasons I don't want to talk about. Yeah. I just get mad as fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:24 But I was up late last night and I go, I'll just have an extra coffee tomorrow. And I thought to my, and that's what put me to sleep. And I was like, you're going to be all right for practice, buddy. You're going to be just fine. Blas was right. There's nothing like a good morning coffee, bro. You just keep them coming too, bottomless. Bottomless.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Like a mimosa. Ammosis on a Saturday? You have the facility you walk in like that one bright spot of your morning is going and getting that cup of coffee. There's a little bit of a line. There's three minutes left to meeting time. And you're thinking, yo, is this going to be enough time? You see Vrable or your head coach walk in.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Hey, a cup of coffee. You know, I got to get it first. And then you had that cup of coffee during meetings. And then if you're fortunate enough to drink it all before the meeting's over, you go and fill that thing up before position meetings. Double up. It's great when there's like two minutes for a meeting. You're kind of rushing to get the coffee.
Starting point is 01:02:04 And then Vrable will walk in and like, hey, you don't got a rush. Meet him doesn't start until I get there. Kind of a flex by him. But at the same time, it's like, all right, hey, I get to pour this coffee. I did exactly how I want to do it. Always let you know, bro. He always let you know. Vrabs is a homie for sure.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Blas, how do you like your coffee? I like my coffee just black. Love that. Oh, dude. Mm-mm-mm. Do you know black? I'm a black guy. You want to know why?
Starting point is 01:02:25 Because you're never going to be disappointed if they don't have the flavors that you like to do your coffee. They don't have the splendor. They don't have the sugar. Just keep it black. You'll never be disappointed. You feel a little bit more like better than people. You feel better than people.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yeah. It doesn't ruin your fast. Exactly. Yeah. It doesn't ruin the fast. So not knowing how, like, me and Will love coffee, when Will and I first met the first cup of coffee I poured in front of him, do you remember what it was?
Starting point is 01:02:50 I don't think so. There's a hazelnut coffee on accident. And I didn't fucking know. And he looks at me and he goes, hazelnut, huh? Dude. And I didn't know Will like that yet. And it was looking back and I was like, man, that almost broke us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:01 There's almost no busts with the boys. There's like a little bit of judgment. You know what I mean? First vanilla, hazelnut, all that shit, it's kind of gross. Yeah. It's just kind of nasty, right? But when you can. You're tasting your coffee at that.
Starting point is 01:03:11 No, dude. Like when you're connecting with the... Like the bean juice. Yeah, like when you're connecting with like a new boy and you're like, oh, this dude's a dude's dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see hazelnut going into the coffee? You're just like, hey, what are we doing, buddy?
Starting point is 01:03:22 You going hazelnut? Yeah, my boy Metro as hell. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'll be in there with the French press, dude. Like, yeah. Like coffee time is sacred. Jackie, baby, I know you're the number one milf hunter
Starting point is 01:03:32 of the Mississippi. Go ahead and give us your best shout out. Of the week. Well, you know, I like to paint a picture before I really done. Oh, here he goes. Picasso. But let's say whether you're on a work trip, a vacation, or maybe your wife kicked you out of the house, but you're in a hotel room. Your wife needs a little somebody to come on over.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I love where he's going with this. I love her. For whatever reason, you're in a hotel room. You know, you're doing your thing. You got all the towels you need. You got the little mint on the pillow. Hang on, hang on. Can I stop?
Starting point is 01:04:06 Yeah. You're in your hotel room. You're doing your thing with all the towels. Like, are we what are we? What are we? Are we butt naked on the bed? Or what are we talking about? I mean, I'm just, you know, take a shower, use a towel.
Starting point is 01:04:17 I don't know where your head's at, but. There's nothing better. I'm not going to tickle your shout out away, but we'll talk after your job, dude. So whatever you're doing, whatever in the room, you could be having the biggest party, you could be having the biggest depression party, whatever. You leave and you come back and the room is fucking clean as hell. And there's nothing better than being able to make just an absolute mess in a hotel room and then coming back hours later.
Starting point is 01:04:41 And it's like you literally were never there. That's a great feeling. My shout-out, no free shout-out is, whether it's like, I guess, the maid service or just having some clean up after you at a hotel is just, there's nothing better than that. When I was younger, I'd purposely fuck up hotel rooms. Oh, yeah. I would go ham. Fucking conditioner and shit on the walls.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Clean that up. I've changed. I've changed. My whole thing would do is. It's a little fucked up. I know. I was a little fucked. But I literally in my head to be like, I don't know getting back at them.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I don't know them personally. I don't know that information. If you're in a hotel room by yourself and you take a shot. shower and like they got probably like four towels. I'm going to use like three or four of the towels for just one person's like don't need four towels, but I'm going to use all of them. One around the waist, one trenched over. Maybe you do your hair like you see the women do some not. Yeah. That one up on your head. Because when I come back, they're going to be perfectly folded like into a little swan or whatever that is. And yeah, because, you know, that's the job.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Love the shot at the room service. I like the shout out to room service. To make you feel better about your thing that you wish you had to said. Yeah. I used to like take a pillow. I used to take a pillow every time. went to a hotel when I was younger. Because, like, you grow up, you say, you know, you don't have the best pillows growing up. Not the nicest shit. It's like the hard cotton that you get at like Walmart or something. We know how you are with pillows.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Yeah. They, hey, they got some stains on them. You know what I was saying? They got some stains on. Hang on, hang on, hang on. And I would just like, anything you got to go to a hotel and got the nice, like, feather-type pillow, bro, I'd stuff in the suitcase and take it home. I didn't get corrected for a while.
Starting point is 01:06:09 And I didn't really, like, to me, I thought there was just, like, infinite pillows at the hotel. which it pretty much is. But people are like, hey, like, that's stealing. Like, you can't. I'm just trying to get another pillow at the house. You know what I'm saying? Like, you meet one at the hotel. You meet one in the room.
Starting point is 01:06:22 You hit it off real well. You're like, hey, I'm taking you home. Hey, we're not playing the video. I don't know that right now. I'm playing the video. You'll be able to check that out on my next comedy special. 105, I saw it. I'm not going to play it.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I'm not going to play it. I'm not going to play it. I'm not going to play it. play it, dude. But man, do my cheek fucking hurt right now? Just to say, I'm not against that getting out. I just wanted to be properly
Starting point is 01:07:03 rolled out. Yo. Oh, man. Yeah, his next special, dude, his next special. Come on Netflix, baby. Come on. Respect my man. One thing about a hotel room is, uh, especially like when you like, I had some, like, you have like a longtime girlfriend or something like that. Or you're
Starting point is 01:07:24 married. You go to a hotel room that light the candles. Just getting after it. Close the curtains. Just you and yourself, baby. Just absolutely fucking ending things. Yeah, then, yeah. Are we talking about with your wife or a long time girlfriend or when you get to be
Starting point is 01:07:39 on your own? Be on your own. Get after with yourself a little bit. Yeah. I feel you. Leave the, uh, leave the rack. Hey, leave the, uh, leave the, uh, leave the, uh, leave the, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what you do?
Starting point is 01:07:50 What you do? What do you do that? Tell me what is you do that? You leave Yeah, let me adjust a little bit Pin it up against the waistline I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 01:08:01 I'll take on the side, let the room service know what happened there. That was one thing for me is I always doing the trash. No survivors. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I feel you on that, my man. Oh, Garrett. La Crosse is number one fan.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Let's hear what you got, baby. Hey, hey. That's a tough one to follow. Hey. I think this one is equally as hype. the Saturday hot dog stand at Home Depot either as a kid and you're with your dad
Starting point is 01:08:31 or for you guys as a dad taking your kids because that's like a past time I think everybody Yes outside You never been to Home Depot buddy but Hot Dog Sand outside I live there. I went this weekend and there was a line It was a beautiful thing really
Starting point is 01:08:47 I'd be up I've never experienced that now I feel like I need to Yeah yeah I see where I would have went with if I were you Was the hot dogs it cost The hot dogs are cut. But I don't want to take away from your thing. I don't have a membership. Oh. Just act like it's something.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Oh, shit. Hey, you just keep working hard, baby. You'll get there. Keep working hard. Keep stacking day on top of the day. I wish I knew more about that with a Home Depot hot dog stand. So I didn't know nothing about that. I love me a nice dog.
Starting point is 01:09:13 But JP did. What's up, J.P.? You know about that stand? Yeah. The reason I reacted like that is because in Greenville, like, they definitely used to do it, but I haven't seen one in years. Yeah. So it's just been a while.
Starting point is 01:09:25 The throat goat speaking. The throat goat's eating. Bro, you're the throat goat. Better days back then. I know what you mean, but I like that term. Like, you know how JP puts them down? But I've seen them to get on a hot dog without chewing. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:09:38 They're not lying. By the day, we'll see the videos. You say you're always a home dude. What are you doing there? Bro, I'm always doing shit, dude. Two by fours and nails and shit. Dude, I'm a fucking outdoors guy. I'm fucking, I'm basically a carpenter.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Me and Jesus, dude. Me and Jesus are. fucking carpenters out there, dude. It's crazy. That's the closest thing you can be to God. Really is at Home Depot. Straight up. Like church?
Starting point is 01:10:01 No. Fucking go to Home Depot, dude. You and God are there. Quinn? Who, man, dude. Hey. I just think it. Almost just went off there.
Starting point is 01:10:11 You kept it together. I don't know what's happening right now, but you kept it together. JP, Gamecox. Go Gamecox. Let's see what you got, babe. What's your shout-out? I don't know if you shout out.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Of the week. My, y'all know I love fast food. Do you? Yeah. This is like a subtlety that comes with fast food that doesn't happen all the time. But when it happens, it's amazing. When you're like eating, when you're driving, and then you get home and, you know, usually you're eating the fries while you drive.
Starting point is 01:10:36 So my shout-out, no free shout-out goes out to the bag fries that are left over. Leftover bag fries. You think you're all out of them. Are you just reaching? You're like, is that three or four? That you pull them out? You're hype. He's, I know that feeling.
Starting point is 01:10:54 I know that feeling. That's fucking outstanding. Really? Hey, y'all know me, man. My shout-out, no free shout-out of the week. Hold on time out. He's saying that four like that. Just letting y'all know, you know how, you know,
Starting point is 01:11:09 I bring some stuff every now and then. Oh, this is a hitter? This is like the fucking California roll for me. It's a subtle, hey, you know what's funny? I saw somebody go, they made a tweet and, like, tweet it at me your favorite first. And I wanted to, like, respond. I don't know why I didn't, but I wanted to be like,
Starting point is 01:11:24 I wanted to tag you and put, hey, your favorite first is your California roll. Somebody's like, hey, tweet us all of your favorite first ever in life. And I was thinking about you in the California roll. That's true. It's everybody's first. It's not being favorite first. It's not the favorite, dude.
Starting point is 01:11:37 It's everybody's first. But that's what you came up with the California roll. You know what I mean? You're like your favorite first. I'm not going to sushi spots order in California. I didn't know. My sushi choices are a lot better than that. You used to have a role named after you at Jeff Rubies.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Hey, preach my brother. Come on, though. Keep up to the band right there. But this is a subtle one. It's like underappreciated. And you feel like you wish you would carry over into life. You wish you would carry over to on the road. You wish you'd carry over just walking by somebody in the hallway.
Starting point is 01:12:06 But just the boat wave, dude. We were on the boat yesterday. Out on the ocean. Wait, wait, what's that called out there? Like, it's not a lake. It's not a leg. It's like whatever right now. Hey, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Go ahead. You know, I'm talking about the boat. And you're riding the boat and you're like, you're like, whether somebody's coming in the docket or whether you're going out to sea, whatever, however. however you want to say all that shit, dude. And you just see some of the boys, like, it doesn't matter who it is. And they're coming by on another boat, and you're always giving each other, like, a good wave. No matter what.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Like, we don't do that driving cars. We don't do that doing nothing else. But for whatever reason, you see somebody out in the water and you're driving by them, you can be doing nothing. You're going to stand up and you're going to give him a good boat wave. So my shout-out, no free shout-out goes to the boat wave. You stand up when you do it, too? I was this weekend. Yeah, Catholic Mass doing that thing, huh?
Starting point is 01:12:52 Up and down, up and down. It just kind of depends. If you got some cool, some cool jams going on, you're vibing, and you kind of, like, feel cool. You kind of just give the subtle, like, bow wave like this. But, like, yesterday, we were getting done eating lunch. We were going out to sea, and I'm just freaking standing up. I'm throwing the deuceus. I'm waving on everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Tell you what, dude. You're kind of shit where you are. You know what I'm talking about, man? You're going out to the deep water. That's a fucking fucking cruiser, man. What do you call it? Open water? Go out to the open water, man.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah, yeah, going out to Fulverasing. It made me think, too, back at our Lakes versus beaches conversation. Yeah. Oh, we're not done with the shot. I don't know if you shut up. Take your connection to the fight. What's up, dude? Oh.
Starting point is 01:13:42 Check, check one, two. Way to be on a Blas. Man, way to go, blah. Let's get a little golf clap for Blasca. That was outstanding. By the way, that golf clap made me so happy. Dude, that was so nice, dude. Let's do it again.
Starting point is 01:13:58 We had the best time on this pot, man. It's got to find a home. I hope everybody's enjoying this pot as much as we are at now. Dude, I'm sweating. I'm laughing. I'm laughing so much. Comment, throw a tweet out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Subscribe. Let's subscribe. But before I get into that conversation, I know it's not. I'm not trying to take up. It's your time to do your shoutout. No free shoutout of the week. I do want to say something about yours real quick, though. Is there anything more disrespectful?
Starting point is 01:14:19 I'll take the car, not because I'm out on boats very often, ships. But when you're in the car and someone's walking their dog or something and they lock eyes with you and you give them a wave and they look back down. That's a quick fuck you. I'll do this and I'll. Right, bro. As you're driving by it, dude. I'm fucking how are you ma'am, 70-year-old lady?
Starting point is 01:14:36 Go fuck yourself. I appreciate you from driving kind of away from me walking my dog. I get it. Nice wave. Dude, I don't know what it is, but if you're on a boat, it doesn't matter. No, everyone's doing it. Everyone's waving. I mean, you know, you know, right?
Starting point is 01:14:48 I'm from Arizona. I don't spend a lot of time on boats. Yeah, but, you know, you talked about the beach, like being on a boat. Like, you've been on boats, bro. Yeah, yeah, but I've never been captaining the boat. And I've, but I've watched him wave to you and I've seen really like a really nice space. You don't have to be a beautiful thing. you don't have the captain the boat to give a boat wave.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Everybody in the boat's giving a boat wave. Everyone's waving. Everyone's waving. Everyone's job. Right? Yeah. All right. Respect. I rest. Respect. Get me on a boat, dude.
Starting point is 01:15:13 Hey, I need to live a little. I haven't just been grinding my whole life. I don't know what it's like to enjoy myself. I think it's tough to, unless we'll get into it after, because it's part of the conversation I want to have. Yeah. Go ahead. No, I don't want to.
Starting point is 01:15:22 I think it'll take up a while, yeah. All right, this is my shout-out, nervous out of the weekend. I think I've already said it. So I'm really nervous, a little bit of CTs about to creep in on me real quick. Let me know. Like a repeat? Shout out. I don't know if you shout out?
Starting point is 01:15:32 It might be. We've only been doing it for how many weeks, but so you know I'm really treading some fucking thin ice right now. And it's really, it's scaring me right now. But while I'm telling Will, told you guys about the coffee. Shout out, boss. How you think. How good the coffee is in the morning? You got it.
Starting point is 01:15:46 And when I was last. And last night, when I was going to bed, I thought about the coffee. I was like, man, that'll make my day a whole lot better. I'll make it through practice. I'll be really tired. But I'm going to practice. fucking bad mood. And I put the radio on or I put the Spotify on, the Spotify hits, and one song comes on.
Starting point is 01:16:04 And then I'm like, I don't have to change that song at all. And then I switch the song. I don't have to switch the song. And then all of a sudden, the next song comes on. I want to listen to that banger too. And then the third banger comes on. I'm like, I don't have to do any fucking effort for this drive at all other than make sure I don't die.
Starting point is 01:16:20 How amazing it, the steering of the Spotify is choosing to give me exactly what I need this morning to put a smile on my face so I can walk into the facility and have a great day. And you know what? That happened today. So my shout-out, every shout-out of the week goes to when the playlist just hits different. Yeah, I don't think you repeated that. Really? Yeah, I think that's all I was listening for.
Starting point is 01:16:39 So I didn't really get to enjoy the experience. You know what we do it all over again? No, no, no, no. I think you did a phenomenal job. I think you did a phenomenal job. Yeah. But, yeah, I vibe with that. I love it, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:49 When it just touches you right, too. Like, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes you don't know what you need. But that playlist just comes on and it's just rattled off bangers. I respect that. I think that was an outstanding. Do you, Quinn? Oh!
Starting point is 01:17:02 I was hoping we had asked him. Blur out his face, Bloss. Bloss, blow his face out. First, I don't have two. Part A, part B, yeah? You have the mic. We'll tell you how we feel after. Hang on a second.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Yeah, we're not going to let that happen. Just one shout out. All right. Bro, are we catching a fucking giggle fest right now, dude? I love it too. Oh, it's like Nebraska. My first go-to for shout-out is Taco Bell, Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I want to see you on Thursday after my Bachelor party.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm going to let you do it a second time because I need a little bit more juice. I need a little bit more energy. Hand us a picture. Like, if you're shouting out Taco Bell, cheesy gordita crunch, like, I need you a fire shout-out. It's a fire shout-out. I want my mouth watering like, dude, you are fucking right.
Starting point is 01:18:10 There's literally nothing wrong with the shout-out. For sure. I'm just saying when I just, when I come down to the stuff, I know I have a Taco Bell in Canada. But when I come down here, I know I come down here and drink on Broadway. Yeah, buddy. First thing I go to is thinking about the soft shell with a nice, creamy cheese between the hard and soft. Let them know.
Starting point is 01:18:28 With that tacoville sauce. I don't even know what it is. Here comes to Sylvia. Saliva. Hey. Relax. I crave that shit. See you on Thursday night, baby.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Thursday night, baby. Hell yeah. And now you say? And how you say? That's my shout out. No free shout out. Hell yeah, bro. Actually
Starting point is 01:18:45 Do exactly what I was going in God, dude That was good That was good But I'll tell you what you need to do Is paint that picture a little bit better next time Remember what he caught me With the cheesy
Starting point is 01:19:03 Oh bro dude So I was living off Charlotte Kind of by where you used to live And Quinn and I go out one night And we get fucking blistered drunk Like I think we're chasing after a cab at one point I refused to give us a ride Yeah that's right
Starting point is 01:19:14 That's right I tried to chase Quentin out Picked him up put him a cab and we go to Taco Bell, we order the entire menu. And we go back to the house and I realize, dude, I'm thinking to myself, I'm way too drunk, I'm going to throw this up so I don't eat it. I wake up in the morning, listen, that's not the part,
Starting point is 01:19:30 that's not the point of the story I'm trying to tell right now. We can talk about that. We'll unpack that in a second. I walk down the stairs at night, dude. And it's like when your parents have put out like little eggs to follow you to your Easter basket, but it was Taco Bell rappers. And I just kept following one after the other, dude, all the way down.
Starting point is 01:19:48 two flights of stairs into the guest bedroom. There's like a fucking, like, it looks like rose petals put it on the bed of just Taco Bell Rappers. And I go to use a bathroom. And I look and behind the toilet, dude, is more Taco Bell Roppers. My man may I love to every single fucking piece of food there, dude.
Starting point is 01:20:04 You destroyed it all? Bro, he gained 15 pounds in, what, four days? No, it was like 23 pounds in two weeks. We got Jack Browns. Oh, a Grey Burger, dude. He ordered three of all six. Three, Elvis? Oh, I had 12 of those.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Oh, my. Do you get the Elvis? It used to call me called the Danny LaRuso. The Elvis one? The Daniel La Rousseau. The Elvis one's different. It was a cream cheese with jalapeno jelly. That's the best one on the menu.
Starting point is 01:20:31 That's the best one in the menu. You call the Danny Laruso. But that's OG. That sounds so far, bro. Hey, he just Nashville to you. What happened? My boys from Canada just Nashville to you. With what?
Starting point is 01:20:46 Oh, the OG? My outstanding podcast, boys. Even though I got it. Hey, the conversation I wanted to go to. because when I was on the boat, what is that water, body of water called? Is that what you're talking about? What's the body of water called out in Charleston?
Starting point is 01:20:59 A lake? Like, it's connected to the Atlantic Ocean. Nader coastal? But yeah, like, you know how they got to like... Daneer coastal. That's what it's called. Yeah, where they shoot outer banks. Yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Is that what it's called? I don't know. Outer banks is in North Carolina. They were shooting out of banks. Okay, okay, okay. But what I'm trying to basically say is like, there was like a lake vibe. in all these coves.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Uh-huh. Because we're talking about beaches versus lakes. So I'm thinking, on my mind, what is that? Oceans versus lakes? Are we talking like, you gotta have sand? Yeah, people were coming at me for beaches and lakes. Yeah, because I do, like, there's a lot more detail. I think you say that, but I feel like you lost a lot of credibility and not understanding the boat wave.
Starting point is 01:21:40 So that tells me, and probably the audience, that you don't really understand. I have no idea. You don't understand. You don't understand. You don't understand. And that's what it's changed, dude. You under. But you lost a shitload of credibility where you don't know about the,
Starting point is 01:21:52 fucking boat wave, you piece of shit. And I think the audience, like, you haven't really experienced the lake life. If you don't know what the boat wave is, like, just vibing on a boat. I'm from Arizona. I'm a desert rat. Yeah, but then you're talking about the beaches and everything else. What I'm trying to say... I've been to the Okinawomen once. You can find a lake vibe in the ocean.
Starting point is 01:22:09 I've been to lakes. I've been to lakes. Like the great lakes, they look like oceans, but they're not oceans. Therefore, the beaches aren't real beaches. They're just sand near the water. Right, but you got ways to, like, dock the boat and stuff like that? He just mumbles back. Houses on the water. The place by the water. Houses on the water.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Me at the lake, they say. Houses on the water. You can pull the boat up and docked. They got restaurants on the water. What is it? Restaurants on the water. Houses on the water. You can pull up and dock the boat.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Yeah. To me, that's like a lake vibe. To me, that's like a lake vibe. You go to Miami, dude. It's everywhere. You know. But you know, I know what you're saying. Hey, I get what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:22:44 I get what you're saying. I think the boys need to have a lake day on Percy Priest is what I'm thinking in my brain. That's what I'm thinking. I think. I feel like there's just death out there, dude. It probably is, but, like, my man, like, I... I feel like I don't know you that well. When you said, oh, everybody does the boat wave,
Starting point is 01:23:02 I don't know why that's affecting me, but it really does. Especially when we have a strong stance on beach or lake, and you're like, oh, that's cool. I love that people do that. It's like, well, how are you going to speak on a stage? Stand strongly on beach over lake if you don't even know what the lake's like for real. Because I've been to a lake a dozen times in my life, but I've been to a beach.
Starting point is 01:23:20 200 times. And I just feel like, you're right, it's a, it's a fucking, it's a fucking, it's literally almost a beach. In one direction where it's just like, okay, I'm a beach guy. I'm an ocean guy, ocean vibes over fucking lakes at this point of my life. Am I willing to change? Yes, I'm willing to change anything about myself, dude. Just want to be accepted.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Yeah, I feel you. I feel that. And when you said oceans over lakes, I feel like since I was in an ocean over the weekend, I very much had a lake vibe like boating out in the water. Because it has like the lake surroundings. You know what I mean? And I, you know what? We always talk about who's a better listener and everything?
Starting point is 01:23:57 But like I told you exactly what I thought an ocean vibe was. It's the town. It's the vibe around the ocean. The ocean's like the centerpiece at the dinner table. It's not the main meal. You know what I'm saying? But you threw me off with that because when you went on that whole show, you know what I thought of in an Alburger?
Starting point is 01:24:15 An experience. You're, you are a very incredible storyteller. A very incredible storyteller really just pissed me off, dude. I would take the compliment anywhere else, any different context, but right now I'm about to leave.
Starting point is 01:24:30 So go ahead and tell me what you're going to say. I don't know why you don't take that as a compliment. That's a very good compliment. No, that doesn't bother me. The but coming after is going to hurt. There's no, but. So finish the sentence thing you're going to say.
Starting point is 01:24:40 It's just like, you're a very good storyteller. You're like a Jedi who gets all the weak-minded people. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can paint a story and everyone will fall for him about, you, Taylor is a vibe, but they don't see through the bullshit. And you say you can't tell me that you know you're not disrespecting me right now, right?
Starting point is 01:24:57 I'm trying to be calm because I've been telling you about the day I've had yesterday. I'm telling me cool. And I'm trying to be cool, but you just don't disrespected a little bit, right? But it's not disrespectful. It's not, I don't see it as disrespectful. You're saying I'm not a for the boys type of guy. No, no, no, no. I think like...
Starting point is 01:25:15 Why has it got to end like this? It doesn't. It doesn't. Because I feel like I'm ended in it on a compliment. I'm more so taking the shots of people who aren't, like, actually listening. Because we talk about beach or vibe. I guess where I got caught up and thinking what the conversation is about is, like, being on the water. Sure.
Starting point is 01:25:32 Or like being immediately on or around the water. And you're taking it out to, like, the town. You know what I mean? You're hanging out of the town. You're watching the seagulls fucking. I get what you're saying. You're watching the seagulls eat dinners and breakfast and shit. And like, you're like painting this masterful fucking art piece.
Starting point is 01:25:46 I never said one thing about a seagull I don't think last week. Did I say anything about a seagull last week? Bet me five bucks Bet me five bucks Gary's been fucking fired I don't want to bet five dollars with you dude That you mentioned Seagull last week I said I don't want to
Starting point is 01:26:05 I just dug your own fucking grave bud So hold on So I am a storyteller And I'm an experience But I have zero depth And I'm not you personally And hang on hang on That's kind of what you just
Starting point is 01:26:17 No no no no No no In this podcast Is anybody else Searing that? Just you see how he You see how he's shaking his head? I know he's a normal civilian in Star Wars getting got right now.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Because look, if you go back, if you rewind the tape, I said, when you went on the rant of the beach, all I heard was in and out burger. And for whatever reason, you're taking it to some personal shot that you have no depth. You said you're like a Jedi with normal people that can have their way with them. And Taylor, hey, Taylor's low-key a vibe. But they don't see through the bullshit. Yeah, and that's the person. The chronological order of what you said those things.
Starting point is 01:26:54 I don't, I'm not, I'm not, yeah, yeah, weak-minded people. Because that's, I'm pulling, that's, you know, we're in, we're in the courtroom right now. I'm a manipulative, you're going. That's what you're saying, dude. Is that you're saying? Yeah, there we go. I love that. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:27:08 But ain't nothing funny right now. I think that's hilarious, bro. Oh, so I'm a manipulative cuck? Fuck you, man. So what's the deal? Are we boys right now? Oh, we're boys, bro. What's going on, dude?
Starting point is 01:27:20 incredible storyteller. So if I'm... Yeah, but you're saying like, but there's nothing else after that. Like, people look at me and they go, wow, the way Taylor handles himself is such a vibe. Oh, the way he's, the way he talks is such a vibe.
Starting point is 01:27:33 And then the way, and then you dig a little deeper into my throat. Like, yeah, Taylor's not really a vibe at all. I just have a piece of it. No, no, I was thinking that. That's 100%. You just paint the photo. He's like, I'm biasedly.
Starting point is 01:27:45 Will you just say this to me? You fucking piece of shit, dude. Will you grab. the mic and just one by one. Is that what it sounded like? Is that what it sounded like, Garrett? Maybe a little bit, yeah. Maybe a little bit, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:57 Gary, can you talk about the other side of it? No, no, no, no, no, no. Just yes or no. Control the narrative. Control the narrative. That is what it sounded like. Okay, cool. Quinn, you want to be, you're going past a...
Starting point is 01:28:06 That's all. That's all. I don't know. It's a yes or no thing. Does it sound like it yes or no. It's a straight disrespect. Okay, yeah, that's a yes. Kishah.
Starting point is 01:28:12 Quinn's all bad chaos. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little bit, boss. He said, I'm working. He said, I'm working. But yeah, would you say yes or no? That's not a little disrespectful?
Starting point is 01:28:24 Yes. Thank you, Blas. Thank you, bro. All right, Jack, his, no, because nothing. You're known for having tough skin. You should be able to take that. Hang on, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:28:33 I don't know if that helps. Jack, go ahead. I don't know if that helped me, Blas. Yeah, because you're confirming it, and you're just saying he needs that thicker skin. Yeah. You have, you have skin, Taylor, so all the disrespectful things will just said to you
Starting point is 01:28:44 should be fine. She just fucking bounce off. That's what you just said, right? You got a tough skin. So when Will is a fucking... You gotta stop talking over people. You gotta let him continue to try to do his thing. Right.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Say your thing. It was me putting my foot in the ground, not being a weak-minded person. Wait, so what am I? Here's what I want to explain. Here's what I want to explain. Maybe he was projecting. So here's all I want to explain, because I'm not projecting. When you give the story last week on beaches, like it's a phenomenal story.
Starting point is 01:29:15 and I'm driving home and I'm like, this motherfucker talked about a lot of things other than like things you can do on the beach. And I'm feeling God in the moment. I'm like, yeah, I can feel you. I'm kind of a beach guy too. But then you actually get into it and think about what you can do on a lake. I'm like, dude, I fucking love lakes. And then the comments you made about not knowing about the boat wave and the fact that you can tell a story about a beat. I didn't know about the boat wave, buddy.
Starting point is 01:29:41 That was disrespectful. Hang on, let me just finish. Let me just finish. What's going on, dude? So, like, to me, he threw a chink in his armor of not really understanding lakes if you don't know something like that. So when you paint a beautiful picture of the beach versus a lake argument, if you're going to stand on, it's this or that, you got to know both well enough to speak on them. So to me, to me, you didn't have enough. You lost a lot of credibility with me when you did the whole, I don't know about the boat wave, and I don't really go on lakes like that.
Starting point is 01:30:09 So it's like, oh, shit, you just got me last week by explaining this beach because you don't really know both of them like that. That's all I'm explaining. Like, you got to be able to see through some of those details. Like, man, Taylor just took me on a nice fucking dinner, dude, and didn't, like, he didn't execute at home. Close her off before we even knew, huh? Right. Here's what I will say about every...
Starting point is 01:30:27 Like, I never once said, I might have even said that I don't know enough about lakes to truly know about lake vibes last week in the pod. But I for sure never said, I know so much about lakes, and this is why I think you should pick between oceans or lakes. I do believe... It's like, okay, let's say I grew up in New York City
Starting point is 01:30:47 and I've never been to the forest. And you're like, hey, Taylor, are you a city guy or are you an outdoors forest guy? I'd probably say I'm a city guy because I've never been to the forest really. Taylor, are you an ocean guy or are you a lakes guy? I'm probably an oceans guy because I'd never really been in the lakes that much. Is that what you wanted me to say? I respect that. Your credibility came up a little bit more.
Starting point is 01:31:12 I don't know why. And I knew about the boatway. The credibility thing. That's more like... I mean, but the boat wave. Because I know it's a wave in general. Your shout-on-off-you-shadow the week was a generic when you're passing somebody and you wave. Because you can do that in a car.
Starting point is 01:31:23 You can do that walking on the opposite directions. You can do that on a boat. If your planes are close enough, you're on the tar mat, you can literally wave at somebody as you guys pass by. Oh, no, no, no, no. Come on now. I'm saying like... It's like an unspoken rule, right? Like a golf club.
Starting point is 01:31:35 That's on motorcycles. An unspoken rule of motorcycles is when you're driving, you give them the wave down here. You fucking... You could do a shout-on-free shout-out on that one time. I mean, if you have a motorcycle and ride it, and you love that shit. Okay. They do it for Jeep, too. But don't just say the whole...
Starting point is 01:31:48 It's a generic thing. A wave is a thing. And then people like to specialize it with jeeps and motorcycles and apparently boats. What's the difference to know? Like a lake beach, like a lake ocean? Come on. I think that's what I was getting caught up in, right?
Starting point is 01:32:02 If I show you one, I wish you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Yeah, no, I bet. I've been to Lake Michigan. I know exactly what you're talking about. Hey, hey. Boba Beach Lake Michigan. And I know it's going to come up. I'm not saying I'm right.
Starting point is 01:32:13 I'm saying this is my opinion. I love how this all spun off. Hey, but, Quinn, that's what I was kind of thinking on. It was like, yo, I was at the beach or ocean, right? And I felt like I was in a lake, which gave me good vibes. Like, I'm like, yo, I fucking love this.
Starting point is 01:32:32 But I'm not at the beach for real. You know what I mean? Like, there's no, there's no sand beach. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to sound disrespectful like Will did, but here's what it is. Will was thinking very, like, short-minded, very smallly, like, what can I do in the sand?
Starting point is 01:32:45 You know what I'm saying? When you say beaches? But really... Okanagan Beach in Klona. Let me see it. Nice looking beach right there. I never seen nothing that pretty in Okanagan. When you said,
Starting point is 01:32:59 I'm about beaches more than I'm about lakes. Will was literally thinking to himself like, if I'm in the sand, what can I do in the sand? You know what I'm saying? Like, he wasn't thinking about all the other things that make a beach vibe, a beach vibe. Just like all the things you do on a lake,
Starting point is 01:33:14 the lake house, the cigar. by the lake. That's all the fucking lake vibe. So if I'm saying, hey, I really like when you go to the beach and you go, maybe you go offshore fishing, you get some, you get some mahi, you bring it to some local place, they hook it up for you, you make some tacos, you're eating it, you're wearing flip flops, and then you walk over, you get on a skateboard and you cruise down. Yeah, I don't skateboard very often, but because I'm in the situation,
Starting point is 01:33:33 I kind of want to you right now, get some bicycles because you know, it's a really nice day. I might pop the tarp off and keep going. That's also a vibe. You know what I'm saying? On a lake as well. What is that? You would know. You would know if you were part of the culture. What does that mean? Is that your boat wave?
Starting point is 01:33:48 Is that what they do? No, buddy. Fucking... Just looking even dumber right now. Look like... What does that mean? It's a Jedi mind trick. Oh.
Starting point is 01:33:58 He's painting a beautiful story. Like, I said you're a very incredible storyteller. I did, but I just explained it to everybody. You know what? Cut this whole thing and then we'll have people decide. Because I really feel like what I'm saying is, like, it's the same shit is what you're saying. When your beach, your lake vibe is the same way as my beach vibe. my words might have just gone in a direction of a flowy way that you enjoyed more.
Starting point is 01:34:20 But we're saying the same shit. I got you. Maybe you're the one that's being manipulated. And everybody else. You were a very incredible storyteller. But. There was no but. Have you ever had a proper beach lake vibe?
Starting point is 01:34:34 Are we just trying to get on the Okanagan thing by saying that? Listen, if for those of you, Quinn is, because he refuses to put the mic up to his mouth when he wants to talk. Quinn said, I have you ever had a beach lake vibe? We get it, dude. where my wife and Quinn are from is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been in my life. It's very much what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:34:54 It's very much what you're saying and it's a happy bit of both worlds because you're in the Pacific Northwest. You get the woods, you feel the lakes. It's a phenomenal time. How many times have I told you how beautiful it is?
Starting point is 01:35:03 A lot. How many times have I said, hey, we should go up there once in a lot. Yeah. So maybe someday we'll go up there. Yeah, maybe someday we will. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:35:11 You're watching Witt's video about the airport. So now that's flowers. We can put that to bed a little bit, right? Sure. Back to you. I want you to say sorry. What am I apologizing for? You know exactly what you're saying, sorry.
Starting point is 01:35:25 I stand by all the things I was saying. You need to read this ad, dude. You need to read this ad, dude. I'm going to go to in a second. I think, like, if I'm choosing a day of enjoyment, I think I would rather be out on the boat doing a Lake 5 than the Beach 5. You said that the last one, I was like, that's awesome, man.
Starting point is 01:35:44 Yeah, but last week I was a little bit more in the middle. I was ready to kind of like... Oh, were you really? So you had an internal battle that you were. Now bringing to the forefront of it. Well, I said, I think I'm a lake sky just because of the Midwest. I don't really know the beach like that. Better Help Therapy.
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Starting point is 01:36:59 Let me say that again. Betterhelp.com slash bussen. That's B-E-T-T-E-R-H-E-L-P dot com slash busing. Hey, I'm telling you. Yeah, you're in a pretty extreme line of work, Quinn. Quinn said he could use that in his line of work. He's like a paramedic. I was going to say that.
Starting point is 01:37:26 I was going to dumb it down and just say medic. But he sees a lot of shit. You just want to leave out the para? Yeah, I just didn't want to. No, no, no, no, no. He's been a little bit of stressful. Don't do that. I know you love chaos.
Starting point is 01:37:36 Will doesn't have a, he doesn't have a mic right now, Will. I know he doesn't. But yeah, check that out. Are you going to it right now online? Yeah, I'm about to set an appointment right now with better help. Just let my doctor know. Hey, we got to talk about my friend Will and how he gaslights me. I'd like you to say sorry
Starting point is 01:37:57 So I do want you to say sorry We appreciate you guys for signing in Watching the boys If you're watching If you're still watching right now What's up? You gotta Yeah, I know
Starting point is 01:38:07 But we can do it after we sign off On the episode You know right You're right You know what One thing I've learned is It's your world So go ahead
Starting point is 01:38:12 Do whatever you want It's a tough way for this pod to end Because in the middle of the pod I was like man What another good vibe The new title Yeah it was a fuzzy feeling boys Yeah
Starting point is 01:38:22 The new title of this podcast It's got to be We were almost there. Episode 159. But the boys almost not. I like we were almost there. Hey, come on now.
Starting point is 01:38:33 I can't, dude. Intros. They're great. Who has a lot of fun. I have a lot of fun. There you do. Shadow Nuffer of the Week. Love it.
Starting point is 01:38:41 A lot of fun. I do. But that's kind of what brought us down today. So I have like a sad feeling when I think about Shadow Week. All I ultimately want to do with that conversation is just bring it back to light because I feel like we didn't talk about it a whole lot last week. And we ended more so on your beach painting. which is why I said you're a very incredible storyteller
Starting point is 01:38:57 because I don't feel like I... That's not what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about me and being a good storyteller. I'm talking about you saying I don't only have depth. I'm full of shit. I never said that though. I never said that. You literally said people don't see through the bullshit.
Starting point is 01:39:08 I'm a Jedi mind trick guy who fucking manipulate people. I'm a manipulative guy. Bro. I'm not saying that. But I'm speaking to the audience. And I feel like your ego's going to way. I'm not just saying, sorry. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:39:20 I'm trying to acquire votes. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to acquire votes that way. It has nothing. nothing to do with you. I really hope, please, please, please, please. Someone fucking tells who's right here because I feel like I'm talking talking to a wall right now and I want to stream at the top of my lungs. I need my therapist. I need better help so bad right now. I need them. Because subscribe, right five stars, dude. Yeah, big hug, signing kisses. You
Starting point is 01:39:41 guys are new phenomenal. Hey, it's it's about to be Father's Day. Buy that merch. What's today right now? June 7th. The 9th. The episode will be coming out June 9th. This episode that drops right now today. This is the last. chance you can get your Father's Day merch, our Girl Dad merch, our Dad merch, whatever the case may be, to get it on time for your dad for Father's Day. So go to the store, store it up, bar stillsports.com, and purchase the Girl Dad merch, any of the merch on the side for your old man because he's going to love it. He loves the boys just like you do.
Starting point is 01:40:12 And, yeah, so. Do we sell out? Do we have something special? I don't think we've hit it yet. We haven't sold it. We have with two things. Two things. We need to sell out on that third thing.
Starting point is 01:40:22 It was the hats. This is four. The hats, the pole. The polos, the hoodies and the shirts. I looked out today. The polos were sold out online today. So it's three and four. Polos.
Starting point is 01:40:30 Polos. Rolls. And that's been it. So if we sell out of these shirts right here. Yeah. And the hoodies. Yeah. They have a hoodie.
Starting point is 01:40:40 They might do something really special for everybody. Really, really special. It might. Maybe. But I feel like you know what we need to do. We need to sign off this pod and maybe unpack a couple things. Look. I apologize.
Starting point is 01:40:52 Thank you. I apologize that I made you feel that way. That makes me a lot better. Because truthfully, I was, it just, I was thinking more about the beach lake comparison when I was on what felt like a fucking ocean end of lake at the same time. And I'm thinking, what vibe am I actually trying to go? If I'm trying to pick a day to go do one thing, is it the style that Taylor was talking about or is it going out on the boat with people?
Starting point is 01:41:15 So that's what me, that's what had me thinking about. So I was like, is yesterday on the boat, would that be considered a lake vibe or the beach five because when I think of beach, I think of something different. So that brought me to life on your very incredible storytelling because I was becoming one of those people that you had got last week. Nothing to do with the depth of who you are as a person. Speaking to the compliments of how well you tell a story, you can sell ice to an Eskimo. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:41:42 But if that Eskimo actually knew who it was, like, oh, man, he got me. But you do a phenomenal job like you have an incredible skill set. And I, hang on, hang on. Hey, hang on. Please, please. Play it back for him, bro. You got to play it bad for him, bro. Hang on, hang on.
Starting point is 01:41:57 And the way I'm seeing it is a positive. The way I'm seeing it. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. That's got to be tough. Because I apologize for something that I didn't ask for an apology for. You told me to apologize. And I felt like you took me out of context
Starting point is 01:42:11 because you thought I was attacking you as a person. Which, you're right. You know what? Here's a deal. We're good. It's all good. I'm not going to cry. I'm going to wait until I get in the car.
Starting point is 01:42:20 Hey, I love you. I love you too. I'm hurt. Sorry I brought out the fuzzies a little bit. I'm sorry I took away from the fuzzies of this podcast. Episode 159. We almost had it. We almost made it.
Starting point is 01:42:30 We almost made it. Episode 159. Fuck. We're so close. Pig? Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe.
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