Bussin' With The Boys - Who The F*** Taught My Daughter Swear Words?! + Mother In Law Backup Has Arrived | For The Dads

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

In this episode of For The Dads with Former NFL Linebacker Will Compton, hosts Will and Sherm discuss Rue absolutely KILLING it on the monkey bars, chat through another PT6 certified hater, and chat through an AMAZING lesson of the week from Sherman — all while keeping the episode fun, fresh and of course, under an hour. The episode kicks off with an honest and real apology to our friend Austin* Miller before they dive into some hilarious conversations, including: Rue has begun to learn swear words The Compton Household has a RAT An INSANE Call In From A Previous Episode Other highlights include: An FTD Internal Meeting On Air Sherm Met A PT6ICKO In The Wild 👉 If you’re looking for dad podcast humor, parenting real talk, and a strong community vibe, this episode of For The Dads is a must-listen. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, real talk, and unfiltered dad energy. 💬 Drop a comment, share with your dad crew, and don’t forget to subscribe to For The Dads with Will Compton for new episodes every week!  PT6, Going Dark. —-- Timeline 00:00 - Our PT6ICKO Merch line is LIVE! 04:28 - Starting off the pod with a few apologies to PT6 09:33 - A Quick Follow Up With Austin* Miller 16:52 - The office can’t stop having daughters 19:22 - The Compton Household Has A RAT 31:09 - Sherm Left His Family When The AC Crashed 38:03 - Sherm Found A PT6ICKO In The Wild!  43:02 - Rue Has Learned A Couple Curse Words 53:16 - Scottie has been dropping massive dumps 57:32 - We Have Another Hater! Shoutout Outtacontroll 1:01:12 - Chef FINALLY Brought In His Dad’s New Truck!   1:03:36 - PTFit - We Have Allies From The Barre Community 1:09:36 - Will and Opa made up after the donut incident 1:11:23 - Sherm has a REAL Sad Alert This Time 1:22:41 - We Have A Team Meeting Live On Air 1:29:14 - Crack A Cold One for Rue On The Monkey Bars! 1:41:23 - Sherm recaps his golf lessons with the youth of America 1:45:12 - An UNREAL Call In From A Previous Episode  2:04:37 - Baby can’t sleep a WINK - GOOD! 2:08:13 - Sherm rewires all of our brains with an INSANE lesson   —-- For The Dads is for every guy who needs a place to talk, vent, and laugh about all the insane, hilarious, and chaotic sh** (sometimes literal) that comes with being a dad.  Hosted by Will Compton–NFL Vet, creator of Bussin' With the Boys, and proud dad of two. This show isn’t about expert advice and how fatherhood is the greatest thing on earth—it’s about embracing the love and suck of parenthood every day. From balancing work and family to battling the mental load, fears, and the moments that wreck you in the best way, we dive into it all with honesty, vulnerability, and a sense of humor. Cause at the end of the day... us dads have no idea what we're doing. Alongside Will is his producer Sherman Young, a recently new father who’s currently deep in the trenches of Fatherhood and loving every minute of it. Together, they’ll break down everything that can go right and wrong (...usually wrong) when you bring tiny humans into this world. Expect funny parenting stories, laughs, call-ins, advice, weekly themes, and the kind of conversations you’d have over a cold beer in the garage. Whether you’re raising teens or still Googling “how to install a car seat”, For the Dads is the ultimate podcast for dads who are in it, about to be in it, or just trying to do their best while screwing it up along the way. ----- FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram:   / Forthedadspod  Twitter:   / Forthedadspod Facebook:   / Forthedadspod TikTok: / Forthedadspod   LISTEN iTunes: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Apple Spotify: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Spotify ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Olipop - Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one. Works on any flavor, any retailer. Go to https://drinkolipop.com/BWTB Wayfair - Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to https://wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Every style. Every home.   Nanit - Use code FORTHEDADS at checkout for 20% off the Nanit Smart Baby Monitor with Floor Stand, Wall Mount, or the full System. https://www.nanit.com/discount/FORTHEDADS    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Again, a coffee mug's right here. And it won't say S for Sicko. It'll say six. So all that is on the store right now. If you love your husband, if you love yourself as a PT-Sixer, this is how you join the Army. This is how you join the Army. There were a lot of comments about the PT Sicko gear because we wore it a couple episodes back and people, where's the PT Sicko gear? Where's the PT Sicko gear? Here's the PT Sicko gear. It's here. It's part of our,

when we sit down and meet and we have our own little APR after Pod Report, we go through a lot of this stuff that the community is saying and vocalizing to us to help allow and make the show better. I have, I have some APR reporting to do. Yes, please. I know you do as well. Um, let's let's just start it off the top with the apology yes our apologies yeah because last week i dropped the first what 30 seconds introing taylor's news that he delivered to the pt sicko community the pop team six community and um i got several messages about it making sure everything was all good they haven't listened to the episode yet hey willie boy haven't listened to the episode yet just saw the clip just want to make sure everything's good in your world and i'm like

everything's fine. There's a lot of MTCs that were very worried in the comments. Drove a lot of good link clicks, pushed a lot of new people to the brand, the community. Hopefully people engaged, stuck with us. Be like, oh, this seems like a fun show.

We welcome you aboard. To everybody else, like inside jokes. Maybe you didn't feel like it was an inside jokes because, yes, we cry a lot on this show. We do get serious a lot on this show. We do. I understand and empathize with people thinking, and like, oh, I thought this was going to be serious.

You know, F you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like with Autism Miller, we'll get to Autism. We'll get to that. But here's one from Brittany Underwood 16 on YouTube, y'all. This wasn't okay. I almost started crying because Taylor seemed like he was seriously going to announce some terrible news. Oh, no.

You had me in the first half anyway. Girls rule. Girl Dad's rule even more. Heart emoji. Brittany. Brittany, thank you for writing in. It was, you know, we primed it up. We did.

It was an electric lead up as far. as like for the dad's goes. Yeah. As far as our intro clips that go out, maybe 100 likes here, maybe a couple of comments there. Hey, can't wait to go check out the pod, Superstoke guy. We had like crazy comments across all the trailers and the posts from Taylor, the posts from you.

And we played with the sickos hearts. We played, yeah, we tugged on some heartstrings. We leveraged some things. However, everybody in our community knows, you never know what you're going to get. Yeah. That's why you tune in. That is.

And if we haven't illustrated that already with some of our clips where it's Will sobbing and then 10 minutes later, he's playing rap music on his phone that we're dancing to, then I'm sobbing. And then I'm doing the Boston Terrible Dad Voice, 10 minutes later. You apologize to me after the show.

I did. From the Austin Miller layup that you got me on. But I'm thinking, I said, dude, fuck you for that because you truly had... Oh, no, you're talking about the sad, the fake, sad comment that I was also going to apologize. Dead brain.

Austin Miller's... Or autism Miller's a separate one. Yeah. But yeah, the sad comment of the wife leaving the family, you teed me up and I was like, I was kind of frazzled and upset that you delivered it to me that way. However, game respects game. Yeah.

That was phenomenal. Thank you, but also, I will say this. I actually apologize to listeners because there probably are some listeners that like

do if we are like crying they probably cry along with it and like they're emotionally invested in the show and I feel like that's a pretty cool

part of our show and I definitely pulled that string too hard I feel like I pulled that string too hard that's one where you actually took advantage

of me I did and us in the community because when it is sad alert it's 100% of the time been a sad alert. Yeah. So you kind of took advantage.

I did. I'm 100% on that. I feel very bad. And it's not Dom's fault. That was funny. Yeah. What Dom did was funny. And as Dom's listening to it, he's like, wow, he's really hyping this up.

Dom did follow back up with us. Oh, good. Dom wrote, just listen to the pod today. Love the shout out. Thanks for reading my message. I love the fake quiver in Shirm's voice. And I was cracking to my, or up to myself hearing will be genuinely concerned for a bit. I'm sorry for giving you boys a brief heart attack. You guys are seriously of the best looking forward to the pot every week.

And I just wrote back, you're a sick out. Well, if Dom had fun, then everyone wins. Yeah, hopefully. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do genuinely apologize for that. There was one time where I pulled a prank on you with Taylor and was trying to mess with you with Taylor. And then you went into full, oh, Sherman's going to mess with me.

I'll mess with them back and you pretended to be really mad at me. And it took about 10 minutes for me to then call you and say, hey, since you're my boss, I'm really scared right now. And so whatever game we're doing, I would love for it to end. And I am really, really sorry. I think I said that I loved you maybe like eight times on the call. And you were laughing exactly like that. I'm going, sure, bro, I love you.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, you kid, I kid too. Yeah. And so that I was like, I'm done, I'm done doing pranks on Will and Taylor. I'm going to steer clear of that. So you have an apology? That was my apology.

Oh, that was it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I thought you had one with our boy Austin Miller. Oh, I have a, thank you. I have a follow up. You have an APR.

I have an APR. This came from our good friend Austin Miller. This is Austin Miller. Austin. Austin. We have show notes that are typed out. There was a mistake made, as highlighted in our clip last week and on the podcast. Will, you did a fantastic job of both reading and pronouncing autism Miller.

You did nothing wrong. Will is blameless in this. But Austin's name. Unintentionally, that was not a bit. That was bitless. Oh, yeah, that was bitless. Can we get the bit checker to check that and just can we make sure that that was bitless? Because it was.

Yeah. Well, there was some follow up on Facebook because. Oh, on Facebook. Yeah. You know it's real when it's on Facebook. Well, you know the mom and dad are getting involved when it's Facebook too, which they did deep. And grandma and grandpa. Probably.

Austin's entire family basically found this clip and jumped in. I'm sure, chef will probably pull these up on the screen. do we want to do it that way and I'll just read some of these comments out. Austin said, hey, I'm never going to live this down. If you smell smoke coming for Texas, just know it's me getting risk. Regardless, though, I appreciate the shoutout. Just wanted to highlight the boys coming together and supporting each other on our respective dad journey. Great group of guys.

I wouldn't trade for anything less than eight weeks left until we have our little one and I couldn't be more excited. Austin, that is great news. we can pause there just for a second and say congratulations yeah let's celebrate austin yes for just this moment he still love his closing remark still love the pot hashtag good good good we then we replied we basically apologize via uh derrick on the fdd account uh austin got in there hey don't be sorry it's okay. Well, then Katie Miller jumps in. You may recognize that last name.

Hi, I'm the wife, and this is one of the funniest days of my life with six crying, laughing emojis. Ashley Chinowith then jumped in and said, as the sister-in-law, I'm changing his name in my phone. Austin. Austin. Jackie Chappa then jumped in. Bahaha, thanks for the laugh. and as his sister, yes, he will be referred to as Autism Miller for the next 12 and a half weeks.

Katie then replied, he had to remind me where the 12 and a half came from. You ain't right. What is the 12 and a half from? No clue. Oh, okay, fabulous. It's good. They have their own lore and inside. They have their own lord.

The only thing I'm worried about is Austin saying, yeah, in eight weeks, I'm going to be a dad. And maybe they're like, actually, that's 12 and a half. Hey, slow down autism, Miller. Like, he, my, my, my, our boy, Austin, he, this is now going to be his nickname for any time he screws up in the family. Just because he thought a podcast. Like any cook out, any family gathering. Anytime he messes up, it's just going to be a autism pipe down.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. And, uh, he just, he just enjoyed a podcast. Yeah, like, that's the only crime he did. and he just rode in because he's he's a part of the community he's like yeah let me get right with the boys let me just shout him out what did he let's hope to get featured in the show four best friends all wearing pt6s and he ruined his line oh no so they're all in on it's like they're all in on it and he's outnumbered dude wife sister-in-law and sister all jumped in

and one more and one more oh no it's uh Where is that one more? Oh, Kristen O'Reilly. Kristen O'Reilly, Tchka. We love our son-in-law, Austin. Oh, no. We love our son-in-law. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I was going to say, I misspoke. I misspoke. Mother-in-law said, we love our son-in-law, autism, Miller. The in-laws are in on it. Autism Miller. He's awesome, and this is hilarious. We ruined his life. We ruined his life.

Because a nickname like that, like, they'll continue to use that. And at some point, it'll bubble and it'll get personal. T's and peas, man. There's nothing we can do because, again, that was, that was, that was bitless. Yeah. There was, there was zero pre-production notes of like, I just read the card. Yeah. There's a typo on the card.

You did a great job reading. Yeah. Sherman. Yeah. That clip, when you added in the, the Ron Burgundy, was a very nice touch, too. Thank you. all that. Thank you. He will read anything on that card. Go check out the clips. Go check out the dad's pod on all socials. Go follow. I have some quick recaps too that I can do really quickly.

Yeah, rip through them. Uh, Meg Allison on Spotify said my dad forgot me at preschool one time and I refused to let him forget it. I'm 30 years old, mind you. That comes from me for getting to pick up Scarlet the other day, uh, from daycare. Man, forgetting to pick up at because how long, like how late were you picking up Scarlett? Thankfully, I did get there before the cutoff because there is a cutoff where God, so you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even a real thing.

You forgot in the moment. You're like, oh, shit, I got to go pick her up. She's just letting me know. Do you imagine the fear and just, oh, you forget to pick up your kids. It's cool. Yeah. I was late one time picking up Roo, and I thought it was the cutoff was 3.30, which the cutoff is 330, but they want the older kids

going at 3.30. So they want all, everybody in Rue's age picked up by 315. Yeah. But I just, as I'm driving over there, just feeling terrible. I'm just envisioning sweet Rue sitting there by herself. And it just like broke my heart as I'm going to pick her out. Everything was fine. Yeah. But just everything that goes on in your head as a parent, you just feel terrible. You feel sad thinking about

your little one just sitting there by themselves. Like, yo, when's my dad going to pick me up? And my dad are going to be here, right? Yeah. And then I had to remind myself she has no concept of time. Yeah. So she's not like checking her watch back. Man, it's past 315. She's probably having a blast.

Yeah. Yeah. It was all good. But everything that I was creating in my brain, I was like, oh, this feels awful. I couldn't imagine like forgetting my kid. Oh, yeah. And thankfully, you didn't pick them up and you're both at home. You didn't pick up Roo?

That was just the greatest question I've ever been asked. He was picking up our daughter. if you're still at work. I think I chauffeur, honey. Kyle Smith wrote on YouTube, this is my final callback. My wife is pregnant, and we found out the gender,

and we find out the gender in about a month. Taylor's announcement is what I'm hoping doesn't happen to me, L.O.L. I want an heir to the throne boys, but of course we will be happy no matter the gender. Healthy is a true goal for our baby. Has to be. Healthy has to be.

Kyle, congratulations. She get caught and like wishing for a certain gender and it's just, it's a, you're just planning a seed to be let down. That expectation, planning a seed to be let down. Yeah. And that umbilical cord just playing tricks, dude. Yeah. Figure it out.

Yeah, man. What's hilarious about the Taylor thing happening is they were going into it wanting to be surprised by the gender, like not knowing the gender until the baby was born. Oh, I didn't even know that. You know, people, they just wait until the end to be like, we're just going to find out what it is, like in the, in the delivery room. That was their path at first. Then they got curious and found out the gender through the ultrasound.

Yeah. Hyped up, tears of joy. Taylor's finally getting a boy. I mean, you know Taylor for those weeks. He was like sky high, bro. He's really stoked, dude. He's really stoked. You can't do anything, but just be happy for him.

Yeah. You see the emotion. Yeah. And it's like he's finally getting, he's finally getting one. And he knew what that meant for this office too. Yeah. Like it's truly a thing. And like we did the whole bit of the ritual and everything.

But it's a, that's a real thing in this office that gets talked about a lot. Yeah. Anybody who's been in this office, we just have girls. Yeah. Both my girls. It's when Bus and the Boys was going. Willow, like Taylor already had a win.

But since Busw with the boy started, he said, Willow, girl, clump. He's got two boys, but when he started working for busing, girl. He's got a girl on the way. I have a girl. You have a girl. Yeah.

Forgot about you. He was about to be the pack ripper, the curse breaker. But going back to it, if they had stayed on their path of just being surprised, they would have never had to go to this grief. Yeah. Being let down. Yeah. Oh, God.

season peas, man. We're, we're in the white chromosome. We're not even into the episode yet. And think about how much we've already covered. A lot. There's been a lot. Yeah. Listen, I know I said at the top, we have a rat in the house.

Yes. I'm scared. I'm legitimately like, I thought it was a mouse, a rat. It's Roo. Roo is a rat. And two things. Two things. I think to myself

She's little She doesn't know she's being a rat But she's also being a rat How do you confront your kids When they're tattling on you? Because now I found out Like Rue just tattled on her dad But also my second one

And it's for the dads out there Because I know it happens Yeah I doubt it happens the other side Because I'm never prying about Or probing the way mom operates I'm never probing about how Charles operates Yeah

But moms Playing the little manipulation game to figure out what that ass up to. Oh. They're brushing their teeth last night. Charles was doing bedtime. Yeah. And Charles comes down.

We're sitting on the couch. We're about to watch young Sherlock or this one. I've heard good things about that, by the way. Good show. Okay. And Charles hits me with like, so I learned a little bit about who Rue's favorite is when it comes to brushing her teeth. And what Rue said was, Charles asked her, who do you like,

who do you like brushing your teeth with the most? And she's like, oh, Dadda. And she's like, why do you like brushing your teeth with Dadda the most? Well, Dadda does it way shorter. And right there, I'm like, I'm like looking at my wife thinking like, you know what you were doing. You know you were trying to figure out how Dadda operates. Yeah.

Or what made Dadda better. Yeah. To your little three-year-old, who now you're turning into a rat. and Charles asked me like how long do you brush Roos teeth and I'm like probably 20 to 30 seconds she's like she the way she explained it seems like you go faster than that you get you caught it. Ruth's like she's like because then she asked Ruhr like well how does dad

dad do it? He goes he does like he does my bottoms like inside and outside on my bottoms and he goes to my top he does the inside and outside then we do cheese then we do tongue roof and then I spit. That's 20 seconds at least. That's what I'm thinking. But then as I'm thinking through, and Charles starting to question me, I'm starting to sweat a little bit.

I'm like, all right, maybe it's like, I'm like thinking of my head because I used to do this counting method with Rue. One, two, three,

four, five, I get around her bottoms, and I go to the top. One, or six, seven, all the way to ten.

And then I do cheese. And I do tongue and roof. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's like 15 to 20 seconds. She's like, why are you backtrack? I'm like,

how long do you do? She's like, you know when you brush your teeth it's supposed to be like two minutes long each time. Like as a grown adult, she's like, you know on your little electric toothbrush? Like it has a timer where once two minutes hits,

the toothbrush stops. And I'm like, she's like, how often do you do that? I'm like, you know me. You've done this in front of me. I've only done it the one time

when you told me about the timer. Yeah. Like other than that, I'm probably 45 seconds at most. And sometimes I'm just hanging in there because I know you're brushing your teeth. And I'm like, I know you're judging me on how long I brush my teeth.

It's the old hand washing thing at the restaurant. Yeah. It's like, oh, they're sitting there washing their hands or, hey, do I just want to walk out the door? Somebody's in here. Let me show them that I wash my hands. Ain't no way this guy's going longer than me, man. Ain't no way. Hey, you got to scroll and get the germs off. And I'm like, look, yeah, I go a little quick when I brush your teeth. Yeah, sue them. Yeah, sue me. Take them to court. Then Roo comes down the next morning. This is at nighttime and I'm sitting there.

I'm thinking to myself, should I make a video? I got to talk about this all for the dads. Because Charles now like, hey, why do you like doing Dadatabella? She's like, oh, Dad, it goes way faster. Being the daughter of Will Cawton. And so this morning, I'm making eggs. Rue is the latest. She's like, yells up from the stairs. Rue always loves to preface, like, what you're going to say and what you're going to do.

Like, Dad, I'm going to come down and surprise you. I'm like, all right, I'm making some eggs. I bet you are. And she's like, I'm going to run up behind you and you got to say, who's there? I'm like, all right. She comes up and gives me a hug behind my legs. like, oh, who's behind me? Who's behind that?

I'm like, nobody's talking. I can't figure out who it is. You got to say something. She's like, I don't know. And I was like, oh, is that Rue? Then I go around to Rue, she goes over to eat her. I'm like, oh, I got eggies for you. You got her little yogurt.

She loves eating yogurt. Yogurt and strawberries is her breakfast of choice. Ruth's sitting there eating. I'm finishing up the eggs, and I'm like, Hey, Roo, we got a rat in the house. Charles starts chuckling. And, um, She's like a rat.

I'm like, yeah, we got a rat in the house. Somebody who's tattling, somebody who's telling secrets. Yeah. Somebody who's telling on their old man. She's just kind of like thinking she's like looking up, trying to put it all together. Like, what does that even mean? Like what's a rat? What is dad?

It's like, telling a dog. And she's like wet in the house. And she's like, she's kind of sitting there thinking. And then she just goes, Daddy, look how big my bite is. Like, oh, your bite's so big. I'm like, sweetheart. You're the rat. Spoken like a true rat, honey.

Yeah. fucking you're the rat and she goes look how big my bite is i'm like you just don't get it way to segue yeah it's gonna it's gonna grow it will grow because i saw a fantastic clip online of a dad and a daughter now i'm got i got to send it to chef of the mom's yelling about the the hairdo of the daughter and the dad and the daughter in a separate room and dad's filming the daughter and the mom's like you got to change that hairdo before you're not wearing your head like that. And the daughter's just like, she's probably five, six.

And she's like, oh, gosh. And the dad's like, hey, you want, you want me to tell her that you don't need to change your hair? She's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Honey, I think her hair's fine. I think, you know, I think it'd be. And the daughter's sitting there going, like, yes, yeah, yeah. And you just hear this like silence for three seconds.

And finally the mom's voice is like, okay, but she's wearing it like the next day. He's like, I buy you a day. I buy you a day. We're going to, I'll buy you a day. I buy you a day. But I feel like that is going to develop more and more. Yeah, the dynamics real. Charles is able to infiltrate and keep tabs.

MT6 is able to keep tabs on PT6. And it's already happened to me. I do the bath time. And I swear I do not do this consciously of like a time saver. I enjoy bath time. But I will legitimately not do scarlet's hair sometimes. Oh, yeah. I've been in that hot water.

I just won't do her hair sometimes. And Jill gets back from work right as final bottle is being done and she's in her sleep sack going into the crib. That's right when Jill gets home. And so hair is usually a little bit dry slash wet. And she caught me one time and it turned into a police interrogation. I felt like a- To her her, since you didn't wash Scarlett's hair like her hair wasn't that wet? Yeah.

You can tell it didn't get wet. just doing that every time. Do you just not wash your hair, Sherman? Do you know how many germs are going to sit on her head? Do you know what that's going to do with your scalp and her hair development? When was the last time that you forgot to do this? And dude, I, if I just need to shut my mouth if I ever get in a police interrogation room and just say, I need a lawyer. I need a lawyer because I folded like a blanket.

You know what I'm not doing this? No comment. I plead the fifth. No comment. I plead the fifth. And then I forgot to do it like. three days later. And I, you know, I'm holding scarlet.

I've made the bottle. I know that Jill's about to be home in like three minutes. I put the bottle down. Honey, I'm sorry. I dip my head in the bathtub and I went like that with her hair to make it sippy dry, simi wet. So mama don't find out. Oh, but don't find out that.

Hey, hey, don't tell your mother. I know you can't talk, but also don't tell her. I was so scared. My heart is kind of pounding telling that story. Yeah, because you got to go home to the Grim Reaper. Yeah. Now she knows. Like Charles listens right now,

and all I'm thinking about is how have I butchered this story or how have I said too much or maybe I didn't say enough. But dad's PT6 got to be on their piece and cues, man. We have to. We have to. Like, I do have to have a conversation with Rue tonight when I do bedtime. I know you love doing brushing your teeth with dad that, but you've got to give me some more slack.

If you're going to love, like the way we get to operate is that might go a little faster because we play a little chase. game when I go chase you back in bed and we play good guys and bad guys or you want me to be you're you're the grandma little red riding hood and I got to eat you because I'm the wolf yeah like if you I want to continue doing that but when mama asks you why is dad that so great oh he's just the best like he probably does it two minutes every time makes it fun makes it clean fresh breath yeah if you can't tell her I do 15 20 seconds you can't tell her the formula that I do you can't tell her to

sometimes I allow you to not brush your teeth. Because one day you're going to be 12 and we're going to be in an empty Walmart parking lot and I'm going to look and you and say, hey, you want to learn to drive a little bit today? And mom's going to hate that. Yeah. And we can't be telling mama that, oh, he's letting me, you know, practice driving in a Walmart parking lot. Yeah, you can't. Until I talk to mama.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I need to do a better job. And I just know if you need to tell mama, just let me know so I can get out in front of it. Yeah, yeah. I got to get out in front of it. Before you take it to the past. papers. Yeah. She took it to the papers. Yeah. And she went down with you, unknowingly. Yeah. Because sometimes I'll just straight up past her and I'm like, oh, you, you're tired? You want to brush your teeth?

Like, oh, can I do it in the morning? Oh, you can do it the morning. Oh, for sure. Ru. That's not all the time, sweetheart. I swear to God. That's not all time. Because I already know I'm going to get questions about that. Like, that is rare. That is a very rare occasion. She's like when we're all tired, I see we had a day at the pool. Are you something where she's worn out. She looks like she's dozing off. Lacey, we both know we don't want to do the brush teeth. We can brush it in the morning. Yeah. I'm saying, and honey, I'm sitting there thinking, I do the soap three times. And then I do the, I do hands and then I do rag.

Like, I am into bath time. I love bathies. Love bath time. I've never once said, I don't want to do the hair because I've already done the bad thing kind of long. I don't want to do the hair. I want to do the hair. I forget to do the hair.

I'm talking to her. I'm singing. there's a lot of space. I'll dance for Scarlet. She loves Bathtime. I just got to lock in in those moments. Yeah. Why don't you take the comp and dump it on their head?

It's easy. That's the easiest part. Like bathing Roo doing her hair is like, fuck for me as a dude, because she's got so much hair. She has hair. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

She's got a ton of hair. A ton of hair. But I'm just thinking since Scarlet doesn't have, like Scotty doesn't have a whole lot of hair. And Scotty's not like, Rue to where Rue always hated when it got in her eye. You can just tell she's different when it gets water gets on her face than what Scotty is.

Scottie, he'll take it to the hand, bro. Oh, like I'll dump it. She a dog. Oh, you like that? And then dump it a couple extra times just to test her. She'll go do it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Again. Scarlett and Scarlet's the same way. I'm operating with a baby that wants her hair washed. Yeah. So again, that's on dad. Yeah. And I'm sorry. It's on us.

Dad losses. Dad losses. Dad losses. chalk it up. I had a huge dad loss this weekend that you already brought up. You left your family with the AC went out. Yeah. I saw the selfies on on X.

Yeah. Just hooting and holler and I left him. I'm golfing. Loud and proud. Loud and proud. What happened there? And when the AC was out, what in your brain continued to say like,

I need to go golf? I need to go golf on Sunday. Yeah. So first. off, I don't think I've ever had somebody advocate for me like my mother-in-law did this weekend. It was actually phenomenal. Nice. It would win.

It's a dad win. And it's the plot twist of the century because there's always the, you know, oh, the mother-in-law, the mother-in-law with any PT sicko husband. Mother-in-law advocated for the golf round. She was one of the voices going, what does the AC going out have to do with him going golfing? No shit. mom, mother-in-law, Lisa. Lisa. Wow.

Lisa's a dog in general. She's a dog. She's saying this in front of both of you? Yeah. Jill. Well, you kind of like this and then you just like, you just like looked at Jill, like, suck on that. Yeah.

It was out of body experience where I just, it was like a Jesus take the wheel thing, but Lisa's taking the wheel. And she's driving for me. I'm sitting there going, oh my God. I don't have to say a word right now. We haven't hit a single cone yet. Yeah. This is incredible.

And Jill was beyond pissed, as she should have been, the entire situation. There's more details, but to keep this a very clean story of nobody's getting dragged. Don't want to do that. Don't want to do that. We're already in hot water. We're already in hot water. No pun intended. Well, I'm talking about third party drag.

because we got we got to pay for the hotel room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, uh, so, uh, just a lot went on and it was basically my wife was like, you're defending our landlord more than you're defending me. I have to go stay in a hotel with my mom. She never comes in town. And when she does, this happens.

This sucks. Um, you're the man of the house. You should be on top of the. these things. I get that, but I am not the homeowner. I do not. That is not my AC unit, but I did take it. But you're a PT-6ers. There's a standard. I'm a PT-6er. And to that point, when Michael came to, he was the AC repair man, shout out Michael. He was a sicko, father of three, I believe. And I said, Michael, I don't own this house. And I don't want to be breathing down your neck. I will, I will soon be a homeowner. And I really want to know,

what's going on here. Can I just sit out here with you and you just kind of talk me through what you're doing? Best 45 minutes I've ever spent. Best 45 minutes I've ever spent. And what delivery by you? Thank you. Thank you. To get you walking kind of arm and arm with him. Yeah, I'm on your team. Like relentless curiosity. That's what that screams right there.

And guess what I figure out, Michael's a salesman too. He sells AC units. He doesn't just fix him. Got his info. Let me know when you're buying a house. I got you. So he's got seven different kinds of smoking. Yeah, he does. And he said, hey, you don't use Linux. Don't get Linux.

Don't go Pioneer either. You want to go this route to blah, blah, blah. Now, this kind of unit right here, let's just say I want to have it for my grandma's house. You know what I'm saying? But it'll do the job. This is your compressor. Here's the motor.

Now, this one is an old trick of the trade. We'll get the screwdriver. Maybe we can get that fan going. If the fan doesn't go, motors blown. That means you're out of AC until Wednesday. Because I got to order that part on Monday. Motor was broken. AC's not getting repaired until Wednesday.

Good. Good. So as people are listening, your AC gets repaired today. AC gets repaired today. What Jill did not realize in this moment, because I really got the full bright on Saturday from Wi-Fi. Totally understandable. Jill was totally in the right.

Look at the camera. when you say that. Hey, honey, you're always right, and you were very right on Saturday. Thank you, Dan Gable. Thank you, Dan Gable. But to that point, it does suck. It is a sticky situation. I have the tea time before the AC broke.

Jill is telling me to get out of the house more. She's like, you need to go do. I want you to go do. When this happens, then it's like, oh, they're in the hotel. I'm staying with the dogs with a portable AC thing that I bought at Home Depot to make sure they're good at the house. I'm sleeping on the couch and I'm freezing cold from the portable AC, but if my foot goes out of the freezing cold, the airwaves, all of a sudden the couch is burning hot. It was like pockets of temperature that I had never experienced before. Thankfully, we're not in Texas and it's not a hundred degree.

Yeah. Because that's why we're, Jill and I have to experience that in Texas. Way better for your AC to go out in Tennessee. But to bring it back and put a bow on it with Miss Lisa coming to my aid, we were coming up with a plan of Sunday, my golf round, and we want to go look at this new house in Spring Hill. We're kind of figuring out a plan, and Jill goes, well, Scarlett, your dad's golfing tomorrow,

so we can't do it in the morning. He'll be busy all day. And Lisa, well, golfing doesn't take all day. It'd probably be about four hours. Did you kiss her? Love you. She deserved one in that moment. I did not.

I went like, you want to see what I did when this was going on? And that's all I did. That's the, I know my wife he's hearing this, but I'm so happy it's being said. And it's not coming from my mouth. Don't you,

do not smile. No, don't smile. Do not agree with mother-in-law. Do not agree with mother-in-law. Maybe give her a little look when wifey isn't looking and going, hey, me and you is always, this is a fucking thing.

This is a thing. We got to keep doing. I have the opposite of a rat. I have my own little ally. It was phenomenal, dude. It was phenomenal. And that's pretty much the story. It does segue into running into the PT sicko,

which I can tell very quickly. Tell it. Tohi. Pt. Sickos are out and about. Pt. Sikos are out. They're everywhere.

Out and about. And I really don't run into a lot of of PT sickos. I really don't. And when I do, it's usually with you or Taylor. And Tohie Golf Club and Spring Hill, great spot. They have a restaurant at their golf course that it's part of the golf course, but it's so good that people just go eat there. So I got to learn about that. Golf round went so well, dude, and I'm calling up Wifi and mother-in-law. I said, this restaurant apparently so good. And it's right by the house we want to go look at. How about you all come down here and eat. We'll go look at the house all together as a happy family.

Already woke up to a text from Jelly Bean. I'm so sorry for the way I spoke to you yesterday. You know you're the most incredible father and husband. And I was just really frustrated in the moment. I couldn't lose. You played a good round? Terrible. Because that's how the universe works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Jill was still mad at me, I would have played lights out. I would have played lights out. Um, but, uh, fun round, very fun round. Got to golf with a retired, uh, cop from Long Island. His name was David. We can have a whole other episode about David, dude.

Okay. We could truly have an episode about David. Back to the restaurant. Um, we're finishing up our meal. And this family with this really cute baby is leaving the restaurant. And Jill wants to say something to them about their baby because of how it was dressed. They're playing with it. was so cute. And this family of like eight completely walks past us and the mom and the baby are

at the tail end of it. And as Jill is turning to say something to the mom, the mom is now kind of like coming towards us. It looks like she wants to say something about our baby. But instead, she just goes, my husband's a huge fan of the podcast. I don't know why he just walked by. I think he was a little too scared to say something. He'll come back over here. but I wanted to tell you that my husband is a huge fan of Ford the Dads, and we love your show. And I'm like, oh my God, what a, like, this is incredible. And Dad comes around, shout out Nate, shout out the PT sicko Nate,

comes around and he's like just gassing up the community. That's all he was gassing up. He loves the show, but he just kept on talking about the comments, the blah, blah, blah, the community. The comments are the best. It's the best. And it was really fantastic to me, Nate. It was very humbling and it was like really, really funny that

wifey came in there and was like, okay, he's not going to do it. I'll go do it for him. He'll be pissed. But he's going to be happy that I did it. It was funny. So funny. Love that. And never a bother.

Derek and I were like laughing about how they were like, we didn't want to bother you. Jill and I have never been bothered before ever. No, bother me. Bother me. At a meal. at a meal. You want to know how many people have come up to tell me that they enjoyed my podcast while I was eating?

One, Nate, you did not bother us. You're like getting up out of the booze and you're kind of like looking at Jill. Yeah, you gotta see. Your husband's got some motion out here. Lisa knucked me. She said, that's my son-in-law. He said, he just wanted a photo.

She was like, oh, man, you crushed him. You're the best son. You're the best son-in-law in the entire world. I said, you're, don't just say that. I'm not just saying that. and knocked me. God. I made up that last part.

I lied about that. Okay. I was about saying, what an ally ship you got going on with mother. She was. Jill's in shambles listening to. No,

she was excited, though. Lisa's great. And this week, really, this weekend has sucked. It's been hard, really hard weekend.

There's some other stuff going on, just like, logistics-wise, with moving and all that stuff. It's very stressful. And Jill has been an absolute trooper.

We've been working through just all the headaches of, you know. Becoming a homeowner and renting. Becoming a homeowner, renting, AC going out. Yeah. And thank you to Lisa for other, like, we kept on saying we felt so bad that Lisa, this happened while Lisa was here. Thank God this happened while Lisa is here. Because she's watching Scarlett right now. Like, we don't have daycare on Tuesday, Thursdays.

and not to mention you would have been in the dog house dog house dude you'd have been off today I mean you've been off your game oh I would have been off my game

for sure we would have figured out a way to do this yeah yeah yeah yeah you see me when I get stressed and I just I lock up I would have been that you want to hear a dad loss of mine

yeah Rue has cursed a couple times and And, dude, before parenthood happens, there is. I want to say Papa Team 6 is probably on board with this idea. Yeah. There's a part of thinking when they do start talking and when they drop their first curse word because dad curses.

I drop some, I drop some bombs. Sue me, I drop some bombs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a party who's like, I wonder when they're going to say their first one just because they're mimicking dad. I'll throw mom in there too. I'm sure there's moms out there to throw some trash talk around. And there's part of you that kind of fantasizes about when that's going to happen. That it's going to be funny.

Yeah. And all the things. Let's not be too serious about it because they have no clue what they're saying. But Ruz dropped a what the fuck. Oh, well. And a gosh damn it. A gosh, damn it? A gosh, damn it.

Her morals are there. Her morals are there. Her morals are there. I've reeled in that part of me. on the gosh part. That came for dad. That came from dad. That came from dad.

Yeah. Charles dropping the F bombs? Or did that come for that? That's Charo. That's got to be. That's got to be. But I'll operate like, yeah, I've dropped some F bombs. But I always like, I'm always like, oh, what the f?

I just say the F part. Oh. Roo has now dropped WTF twice. Full word. All of it. First time it came in success. Like WTF came first and then gosh damn it eventually came like within 10 minutes of the WTF. Well, I'm obviously laughing and, you know, I'm not like laughing so much to just enable Rue that you need to keep saying it because this is hilarious.

Because I'm hearing my wife too, Charles, like, hey, we got it. You can't. I got you. I got you. But also it is kind of funny. Yeah. When they just drop a curse where they have no clue. Like they're obviously mimicking dad.

I'll reel it in. I'll do a much better job. Yeah. So we kind of have that to where I'm like, oh, I said gosh damn it. And then Rue just mimics me. Gosh, damn it. Like immediately after. Immediately after.

Love that. On the WTF where I'm like, what the, she just goes, what the fuck? When you bit on the F? When I bit on the F. So obviously she's heard it coming out of my mouth before. Okay. Yeah. But I'm like, what the, what the, what the fuck?

I'm like laughing. I'm like, no, no, no, no, sweet. You can't. You can't say, you can't see that. Yeah. Charo and I kind of put the fire out, but. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what?

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And we go outside. I'm like, come on. I'm like, you want me to pick you up? She's like, oh, pick me up. I'm like,

what the, you always climb in? And then she's, as she's climbing in. She goes, what the fuck? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

And I'm biting my laughter, holding in my laughter behind her. Oh, sweetheart. Because now I'm thinking, it's just me and her. Oh, you have to operate a little bit different.

Yeah, yeah, we're not with everybody. Yeah, yeah, just get away with laughter and laugh it off and allow mom to be the correct in this situation.

These are the moments where no one's looking. We got to enforce. These are the moments where nobody's looking. Yeah. But I'm thinking, okay, how do I maneuver her drop in the F word? Yeah. I'm like, sweetheart. You can't say that.

And she's like, I forget what she says. I'm like, do you know what that word means? She's like, what word? I'm like, say what you said. She goes, what the fuck? And I go, do you know what that means? and she's like, no. I'm like, yeah.

I say, I know you get that from Dadda. I say it too. But honestly, I don't know what it means. Now that I'm thinking out loud and learning with you, ooh, we don't need to be saying words that we don't understand. Well. So, Ruru, I know you saw Dadat laughing, but you should not say that word because you don't know what that word means.

I don't know what it means. I need to stop saying that word. We'll do it together. Yeah, yeah. And that's kind of how I put that out. And then I'm thinking, now that this whole rat thing is, came back around to where I know Roos a rat. There was a part of me that I go to Charo.

I waited a while. I kind of waited a couple days to tell Charo. But part of me is like, I can't let this leakage happen. Or Roo, like, tell Mama that Daddette corrected her saying. I couldn't allow Rue to control the narrative. Yeah. So I needed to, there was almost a part of me that almost understood subconsciously that Rue's going to tell on me eventually, I need to come clean.

Yeah. So I came clean to Charo, told her the situation. She's like laughing at me. And she's like, well, what did? I'm like, well, this is what I did. And I was like, I do. I got to reel it in. I got to reel it in.

But it's funny when Rue curses, when you're three-year-old drops curse words. I can't help it. Sue me. It's funny to me. I'm going to give you a little heads up. In fourth grade, I got caught. I had a very bad mouth growing up. And I might have got it from an older gentleman that I lived with every day.

Goes by the name of dad. yeah maybe man he got named dad you know john hannings known to say a few words from time to time but i got him in hot water like in fourth grade i forgot how i got caught swearing like on the bus right home and uh i remember feeling like i was in a lot of trouble and my parents actually let me go like put with my go across the street the neighbors and play football and stuff which really caught me off guard and i realized looking back at it when i came back home like the old man was just in the fucking dog house oh yeah mom has a slip up here in time but she was was, you know, very adamant on like no swearing. The old man, he gets hot. He's like Joe Pesci and a, imagine Joe Pesci and Home Alone, just not with the. So yeah, hey, just down the road, giving you a heads up. Yeah, PT6, we got to stay tight on this.

Gotta stay tight. My old man was the same way. You kind of just knew, okay, I'm not allowed to curse because mom will, mom will drop the hammer on you. There's just no, you know, you're not having a bad. Oh, yeah. You kind of get away with the bad mouth. at school or with your boys or anything else,

but once mom gets wind of it, it's, my dad had the ultimate cheat code in the world because my mom's go-to. And dude, I'm talking about my mom, she was not hard on me or strict, but my mom was the type of mom was like, good morning, Sherman. And if I'm really tired, I'm like, good morning.

She's like, what's that tone? Who have you been hanging out with that's talking to their mom like that? Which one of your friends is, talking to their mom like that. And I'm like, what, where did this come from? It was always, who have you been hanging out with? And so the one time that I dropped an F-bomb, I dropped a plate on my foot.

I was maybe fifth grade. I dropped a F-bomb out of reaction too, tried to muffle it as I said it. And it was instantly, we need to talk about who you're hanging out with at school. Because I, and shout out Dylan Law. Shout out Taylor, shout-Lahawk, because those are like my, Friends that my mom was like, I know Taylor Locke doesn't talk like that. I know Dylan Moss not talking like that. So who's talking like that?

Would you learn that word? Yeah. MT6 days on it. They're the same. They got to keep dads in check. Yeah. They got to keep PT6 in check because they're right. Sure.

Like, it's not about just the dynamic with us. Like she's going to go to school. She could say these words at school. She can hear other kids say it. If she hears another kid say it, she's thinking, oh, I've heard that word too. Like, Dad says, I've never been, like, corrected. The one thing that did come to mind with your correction if we don't need to be saying words that we don't know the meaning of is I laughed to myself of her playing like wizards or something at recess and some girls like, Al-a-Cazam! And Ruth's like, what was that word mean?

Do you know what that word means? Do you know what that word means? Probably shouldn't be saying it. Probably shouldn't say abricadabra if you don't know what that means. God, it's constant learning. Oh, yeah. You know what fuck means well? It's okay if you don't.

Not really. I don't either at the end of the day. I mean, we know what it means when it comes to shockwave, but it's just saying like, what the fuck? I've heard that it comes from it. And bleep that out. Just bleep that one out. Please bleep that one out.

Just bleak the one out. In case Reu's watching. Yeah, you don't have to do the others, but bleak that one out. But I guess I don't know what that phrase means. So, Dad, you should be seen. Do you have it pulled up? No, it's a work computer. Yeah, yeah.

I don't really like a good on a work of a computer, bro. But no, but it is the only word that can be. It can be everything. It can be a noun. It can be an adjective. It can be an adverb. It can be a verb. Yeah.

It's the one word that really just, it's a catch-off for everything. Didn't they do a Netflix series on this? They did a Netflix series on the word. It has like medieval origins, right? Abbreviated as WTF is an intensive vulgar slang phrase expressing extreme surprise, confusion, anger, or annoyance. Ah.

You go, Rue? It acts as an emphatic form of what, often signaling disbelief or frustration in a situation. Yeah. If I had that in multiple choice, I would have got. I would have got it right. It's just the explaining part. Yeah, I guess I don't fully know what it means so dad, I don't be saying it.

Yeah. God forbid. But funny moment. Dad lost funny moment. Love it all. Yes. We're going to learn. We're going to get better.

Yes. Man, if she says it again, though, that's on her. That's on her. I am going to laugh. The old George Bush fooled me once. And he does a very eloquent job. Yeah, he can finish that. Yeah, he does a great job.

Pull me once. Shame on you, fool me twice. Shame on me. Shame on me. Or wait, it's got to be your bull. Yeah. But yes, that was everything as far as my notes from the weekend of like the AC being broken. And I have some dad wins that we can go through.

Let me see her. We have a rat in the house. Rue cursing. Scotty dropping massive dumps. She must eat something. I think it's like dairy-related. Oh, yeah. What's going on with that?

He's dairy-related. She had a cheese stick last week. And throughout the entire weekend, I'm talking massive, massive bombs. Stinky ones, too. Let's go. Like, right when it happened, you can smell it immediately. There was one where I was changing a diaper. It's the first time it's ever happened.

Where, you know, you lifted a little legs up, you're wiping their little butt, you throw the, you throw the wipe on top of the poo. Yeah. On top of the poo, just in case it get a little, get a little ants, you know, them to touch it. You don't want the heel kicking in. But when I went to roll it up, as I had the new one underneath, as I went to roll it up, it was so heavy. Half of it falls out of the first diaper and onto the second diaper. Oh.

And I'm upstairs. I'm like, oh, shit. This is. Hey. No, Scottie, Scottie, Scottie. Hey. My 16, my, it's Scott Zilla drop. A curse word right now.

That would be so funny. But half of it falls onto the other diaper. I'm scrambling. Jesus. But it was, I come downstairs. I was like, what happened up there?

I'm like, just be glad you weren't the one on this one. But just heavy, big dumps, bro. Big dumps. Even like, you know how they'll sleep through the night and really it's just a heavy diaper

from them peeing. Dude, yes. Dump comes usually after breakfast. Like in the morning. She's waking up with dumps? She woke up, bro. Sunday morning with a massive dump in her diaper

and it was with all of the P from the night heavy diaper I'm talking hey I'm talking this big heavy like you could work out with it yes putting it in the pale and it's got this is some lore for Pt Ciccgos these logs

because Scarlett just had one of these not huge not big like like an eight month old big eight month old big eight month old big and it was from her waking up because she's a big pooper with that morning bottle, dude, and she'll stop halfway through the morning bottle

and kind of give you one of these and I'll take the bottle out and she'll sit there and just, yeah, look at it. They're getting their morning two in. Getting the morning too. But I changed it and it's a log, but it's got like a little,

it's got the butt cheeks on it. Did it have the mud cheeks on it? Like the imprint? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm thinking this is just a massive pile of shit. Shout out Jurassic Park. Like the dump of the triceratops.

Like that's the load that's like getting in Scotty's diaper. That is a massive bullshit. Because she's got this. She has like some eczema on her skin. And we're trying to eliminate some stuff from her diet. There you go. One of them like we're doing like almond milk instead, a whole milk to see if it like help to see if it's been helping.

So we think that's what it was. Oh really? Getting into a cheese stick. Yeah. Dang, dude. Well done, Scotty. And it sounds like rude never have that. No.

shocked by this? Yeah. More like impressed. Yeah. Surprise. Disbelief. Like just again, and I just have it on my list.

Scotzilla dropping massive dumps. Yeah. She really is her daddy's girl. But yeah, she's her daddy's girl. Roof farts now. Like, farts.

And what's big ones? What's that like? Is she giggling like her dad? Like is she, are you teaching on how to use it as a tool for comedy? Awesome. Yeah.

Really? It's going well. Her training's going well. Really? Yeah. Yeah. She'll rip a big one and kind of look at me and giggle. She'll make you heard that? Oh, come on now. Come on now. Reach out, give her a little doubt. Did I hear that? Do you hear this?

Y'all are going to be dueling banjos. We will. Yeah. That's the dream. Just living the dream, man. Girl dad. Yeah, you know, as a young man growing up, women don't poop. Women don't fart. Yeah. Just not wanting to believe it. You know what I mean? Then you get married. then you got a daughter you're trying to train her to be as great as you but i um you just reminded me of something i know we're segueing a lot dude we're just we're potting we're potting we're potting about fatherhood um we had we had a nice little hater uh join the crew uh on my golf tweet really yeah i wanted i wanted to i wanted to give him a shout out because it's a nice

little plug for our new girl dad hats which you're currently oh i saw that that was smooth that was smooth. He said, sorry, should I do name or should I not do name? Shut his bitch ass out, dude. I was going to be like a funny bit about it.

I was teared it up. Shut that bitch as out. Et out of control with two T's and two L's. He said if someone in my T-time showed up wearing a girl that had to play to play golf, they would be getting clowned on every

tea box. Because God forbid you love your kid. God forbid. I would ask out of control, what if somebody showed up at your tea time with a girl dad hat on and he just happened to whoop your candy ass? Yeah. Then he'd be getting clown on. Yeah. And sadly, you know, I'm thinking to myself, what, what is the ideal girl dad hat for out of control? How can I make out of control happy. Instead of just being like, hey, maybe out of control is wrong and we're okay. It's like, do you want girl dad on top and then like football red meat power tools underneath it? Maybe it's just badass football red meat power tools. And then he might feel like, and then girl dad right here. Oh, this guy's for real. Oh, he must not be a pussy. He's wearing

badass red meat football power tools. But you like, whoa, hold on here, man. I saw that your hat says football, Redmey Power Tools, are you interested in any of those three things? Matter of fact, I love all three of them. I would love to see out of control, like, a physical picture of him. Yeah. Because, you know, he ain't. Well, unfortunately, he's not projecting. He's not in his profile picture, which was shocking.

Oh, yo, surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise. And so I just, I quote tweeted him. I said available now. And I put a link to the. Great promo, by the way. I saw that. That's out of your playbook.

I've learned that as well too. Like, that's a great promo. That's how you handle it. That's easy. Oh, you don't like the merch? Well, here's a link to it. Thank you for helping us make some more content. And then a bunch of shout out the PT Cincos that they went to his tweet because of my quote tweet.

And they're like, whoa, whoa, tough guy. Chill out. Don't beat us up, dude. Nothing gets the blood flowing below the belt more than when Papa Team 6 enters the chat. Yeah. Yeah. That's when you know, buddies in trouble.

Oh, yeah. Chef has something that he's got cooking up. What do you have, I'm saying to him. He sounds like the time of guy for all my golf sickos out there. Probably has PXG irons,

slice from hell. If you have iron covers? Oh, I hope he has iron covers. Let's ask for the bag. I want to see what he wears out. I want you to, I'm going to tweet at him,

say, send me your bag. Send me what you wear for a day. Because if we want to get into like the pretentious golf, world. I'm the guide of, I'll tee up on. Oh yeah, you are. Do we have a matchplay, Chef versus BT6 hater? Would be electric? Nothing would make me happier.

Chef, weren't a girl dead at. Oh, I would be proud, proud of Chef in that moment. Nothing would make me happier. We also have a little Easter egg. Have you been told? No. In regards to Chef? He's in butt churning. He, no, well, that would. Way better. Way better. way better. Oh, I don't want to say something out of pocket and it's not the case. I kind of just did. It's a callback. I didn't hear what you said,

so it's okay. He said you entered Bud's training, which wasn't too far. Oh, that's fun. It's part of the show. Yeah, it's part of the show. Callback to a chef moment. You want to let him know, chef? Is he cooking a turkey in the ground? That's a good callback. Is he graduating from a

from a level? No, no, no. Go back to Turkey. No, hopefully. Hopefully. I don't want to be out there listening. You're hot with turkey. There's two swinging. Chef is taken on the show.

Turkey's one. The other one. This one, but to be fair, this is something that we never talked about on camera. This has been a behind the scenes thing that has been an inside joke.

Yeah. Think of throwing shit at the wall during a brainstorm. He pitched you did this content idea. Fuck, I kid. Maybe the dumbest thing I pitched. Dead brain. One of the best things you've pitched.

Dad Brain card. What has four? wheels and is awesome. Truck. And who got a new one recently? Dad. He brought, chef is now getting a new truck.

No. No. Even better. He's driving his dad's new truck. Trucks outside. He brought it to show you. He wanted to show you his dad's truck and he drove it today. I know the,

I know the old man's listening. Context. Parents are out of town. I hope the keys are great. I told my dad. that I was driving. He goes, can you please wait until like Thursday or Friday? So that way, if something happens, we'll be back soon. And I figured today would be the best day. It's a dream to drive. It's been fine. So nice. So we'll have some bonus content. Yeah, bonus content. We'll get to

have chef showing his dad's truck to Will, which I'm very excited for. Okay. Chef shows off his dad's new truck. Yeah. It's his pride and joy. It's a beast to drive to. Hell yeah, hell yeah, it is. I'm so excited for the clip that's going to come from this, dude. Oh, my God. Okay, so we want to do some dad wins, some ride-ins from our lovely PT sickos. Let's get to the community. Hang on, let me organize.

Let me organize. Dad, Dad Hack of the Week. M.T.6 shoutouts, new dad. Oh, I forgot to do, I forgot to talk about PTC. fit. Support from the bar community. That is big. Nothing but comments everywhere. Charles was even telling me the ladies have been hitting her up sending her the clip, the comment. And I told Charo, I'm like, every bar three profile and brand needs to be sharing that. Because what's going to happen is the women who just love bar three, they're going to be showing their hubby.

Yeah. We're going to be showing their man. And that was happening in the clip. Did you see all the other bar three? Derek was showing me. You have the comment in front of you, but there are people tagging their local bar three. location and they've been commenting back a lot of comments about the vibes of bar three so i think you you kind of got that nailed down will is the vibes seem to be what everyone's right now it's a good vibe it's a fun vibe especially for dudes you're used to just getting shit on and talking about being a person you're not strong enough they don't do that it's uh it's very encouraging it's very encouraging atmosphere good vibes you're moving and grooving as long as you can accept yourself yeah that you don't feel awkward kind of hitting some of the moves and you just rip it next to the women like you're

going to do great. You're going to flourish. And I was telling Charles, because Charles was all on me about it, we do need to do a collab, whether it's an outdoor class where you get PT6, M-T-6, M-T-6. No way. Like women in their significant other, all the dudes come, all the boys, we just embrace. We just embrace a PT fit moment. And do it like at a park or like a, oh my gosh. There's also the thought of doing one in studio, like the 10 a.m. one that I took that I took on Friday, which is one of the ones Charles teaches.

just having it to where it's just for the dads it's like us and our significant others getting the ladies in getting jelly bean cat could we do it I'm a chef

can we do it at Centennial I've seen some like big classes at Centennial before and it looks so fun Charles ripped a couple out well Charles done one at Centennial I believe I'm probably going to get an APR report

but she's done some outdoor they do outdoor classes each year like a couple throughout the year and they I mean there are hundreds of women I'm so in, dude. So in. But yeah, a lot of support from the bar community. I see one here from Petit Petit Filet 77.

Such a great class. One of my absolute faves of the week. Yes. Blue Hearts. Little heart, Taylor Swift hearts. Add a boy. Vives on point from Bar 3 Huntsville. Bottom right corner has a charo shout out.

Which one? Bottom right corner from Jamie Vank. Jamie Vank is 7 a.m. Cardio class with at Cheeto. score charlie's the best most challenging thing I've ever done. Shut-out. Shot-eye. I come for the vibes. Let's get a dad class 100% in, make it happen.

Yeah, bro. Here's a good, here's a good vibe. I used to use Barr as my second leg day during the week. Leg day, this must be a gentleman chiming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't sleep on bar. We'll have you quivering in the corner while 68-year-old Barbara hasn't even broken a sweat yet while she smiles at you and gives you the thumbs up. I'm telling you it's a different. in there. And I would love to have a good leg day regimen. Like I like something that you know,

you could go to this class and and learn from take part in. It sounds like core and lower back too. Oh, buddy. Which I'm desperate for. Yeah, yeah. And you know, all my problems stem from just having an out of whack like hips, pelvis, low back, knee. And it is like a very, my explanation is just, it's a very like intense rehab class that you don't, you feel like you fail at, but ultimately they say you do a great job. Well, the fact that you're doing it, I'm not saying that for my God.

And when I leave, I feel great the rest of the day. Like when I'm bending over, like putting Scotty in the crib, the little things for me is like a low back dad survivor. Yeah. He's like when I bend over to put Scotty in the crib, when I lean down to pick her up,

when I'm getting in the bottom drawer, and I'm like, can we get this in a higher drawer? I just hate like been getting down to do bath time. Like my L5 and S.I, like I have issues. They're not like, they're not to the point to where I need surgery. People would probably offer up surgery. Yeah. You don't want to do back surgery.

No. And if you do, you want to do it way down the road when you have to do it. Yes. Yes. But a lot of those little things where my back is like a very annoying every day. When I hit the class, like, dude, I'm feeling great. It gives me probably 36 of the next 36. 48 hours, like my back feels like everything feels intact.

Yeah. It's hard to explain. But to where I'm like, I do, like, Charles always wanting me to come to her class, but I'm always like, I'm just the masculine vibe of, it feels uncomfortable. Like I feel, I feel awkward. I just don't, I don't put myself out there, dude. Hey, that's okay, because guess what? Because the women dominate me.

You know what I mean? It's just, you just feel, but now that I flipped switch. And, hey, you got a brother in arms, right? here. I know these two guys have said that they're down too. And let's go, let's all go fuck it up together. Let's all go fuck it. That's what we do on the show. I want to walk in there. I want to have my little water bottle and my little bag, whatever I need to bring. I want to sit down. I want to say, fuck me up, fam. Yeah. With your toes out. You know what I mean? There's no socks. That's a new thing for your boy. Ruin me. Destroy me. I want to see Barbara in the corner giving me a wink

You're doing great. I want to see Jill at eight, eight months postpartum, just destroying it. Yeah. Running circles around me. Yeah. I'm fine. We are getting it in the works or something will come. Just got to figure out the timing.

I do have one last update before we get into the shout-offs. Donut update. Father-in-law, he brought a box of donuts. This is big. This is big. This is big. I'm sure he saw the clip. There's a lot of back and forth.

In between us, nothing said between. us, but he brought donuts over. I sent him that text last week while we were on the show. I still can't believe you took my chocolate donut. Father-in-law brought a donut box over on Sunday when they came over and enjoyed the pool a little bit. So I just want to clear that up. Dude, well done, Opa. Yeah, thank you. Ope. Shout out Opa. He's a good man. Good man. And a lot of people kind of coming in support of Opa in the comments. A lot of people calling out Opa as well. But it sounds like a fine line that you guys were able to navigate. Yeah. Yeah. And people.

did have a good point. I commented somebody yesterday on my own Instagram and I just replied to him not in my house. Because he's saying this is essentially payback for the generation before us, the ones who raised us. Is it ram-sacked or ransacked? Ransacked. Ransack. N or M? In as Nancy, I believe. The kids, their friends would ransack the pantry in the kitchen all the time. This is now payback because they get to come over your house. I get that.

Yeah. Yeah. But not in my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, Opa isn't quite there. Once Opa's in the recliner and like it's kind of, it's a whole thing to like get Opa on his feet. And oh, aren't you glad Opa's here and moving around like that age? Yeah. Did Opa take the donut?

Then I'm, okay. I'm vibing with that. Vibing with that. Vibing with that. Especially if he takes the kid stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you look over at Opa and he's asleep at, you know. Yeah.

It's 1130. He's already taking a nap. Yeah. But fun update there. Fun update. Let's dive into some comments. I crack a cold one. I'm just going to break the ice because this is my first actual sad alert after the prank of the joke sad alert that we did. So I'm just going to break the ice. I'm going to say this is an actual sad alert.

Are you being for real? I'm being. Because now you see what happens. That's why I'm addressing it. Now the guards up. That's why I'm addressing it. I'm saying that joke will never be played again. and apologies because of this awkward moment right here,

where I have a legit sad alert. We're going to read it, and we are very happy that people do send in emotional stories. Yeah. So that's just my breaking of the ice. Gosh, he's got a great last name, and I will butcher it and apologies. Daniel Bodishbaugh.

Daniel says, fellas, I've never done anything like this, but got to share with you. I'm a new father of one precious little girl. She is now just four days old, and we are Fushio in the trenches. Her name is Hallie and Bodishba. I just wanted to write to you guys and say that I appreciate you.

It's got to be pretty cool that what you love to do helps many people. I guess I'm also asking for a little shout out to my wife, Gabriella. We have been together for 14 years now. Congratulations to them. out. And she and I just lost her younger brother, Christian Schofeld. Christian Schofeld, just a day before we were going to tell him the good news that Gabriella was pregnant with Halli Ann. She has been incredibly strong through the process and just walked through childbirth like it was something to do. I was very impressed with her poison focus through it all.

Anyway, Christian was also a firefighter with Callie Fire like me, and he was the only true brother I ever had. Myself and I'm sure many other viewers feel connected to you guys because of your approach to the podcast and in general. Thank you guys for what you do, big fan, hope all is well and stay up boys. What's his first name? Daniel. Daniel? Yes. Yeah.

Daniel, I'm sorry, brother. So sorry and also like so much to celebrate there too. Like it's cool that Daniel's able to sit there and reflect with the family that he's built and they're able to like process and feel what they're going through. Yeah. It's there you really are like no words that you can tell people when you lose a loved one that close. And you have such a story where it's a brother that you've never had that you've operated with that your wife is close to as well, that you're. about to deliver news the next day. Like those are moments that obviously are going to be permanent in your head.

But when you do get out on the other side or the moments you do get out on the other side, you reflect in such a way to where, again, pulling experience from that happening with my mom. It's like you pull from those things to help kind of cultivate your family. Like they live through you and they trickle down into your little ones, even though it sucks that your little ones will never meet them. and they'll never truly grasp and know how much that person meant to you. You know what I mean? In such a real way to where I'm just so conscious that they'll never know.

However, it is through myself. It's through Charo. It's through everybody that's in the family that do my mother. Yeah. Or the new your loved one that pours into them to where they will have that perspective way down the road. Maybe after you're gone. You know what I mean?

Absolutely. So it's tough. Dude, condolences, man. I know words don't make it at all better because you're kind of in your own, you're kind of in your own fight and you and your wife lean on each other. And don't, my advice would be everybody wants to always jump into help solve problems or solve thinking when, man, a lot of the time it's just, dude, I want to say this out loud and just know that you're next to me.

Yes. Only thing that I could even remotely say to that ride in is a fun anecdote of, my grandmother had a little song that she would sing to my mom when my mom would put her arms around her in the pool and my grandma would walk like in the shallow end and drag her and she would sing come on let me take you on a sea cruise and she would sing that to her mom sang that to me juju my grandmother it's not long pass but just uh in a what's that called uh not innate but it's just like in my subconscious I I put Scarlett up on my shoulder one night and was like bopping her around. And I started singing, come on let me take you on a C cruise. And it's just like those little, there's going to be those little things. Yeah. And then one day Scarlett's probably going to do that.

Yeah. Yeah. And you're right, man. I do as many things as I can remember my mom told me that she did when I was a baby. Where it's like, my mom would always tell me she loved like rubbing on my palm at night. Scotty doesn't like her hands being touched as much. Sometimes I get in there where she's like having the bottle or I'm rocking her. And she's like hold her hands up like while I just rub the inside of her palm.

You know what I mean? It's like that connecting, the connective vibe. Just like, oh, I know my mom said she used to do this. I mean, now I'm doing it to my little ones. Rue always loved it. Now I'm the back scratcher. Snuggle back scratch arm rub. God, dude.

But like little things like that that. Yeah. Yeah. That will come out. Like little parts of Christian will be there and come out over time. And it'll be a really beautiful moment. And you won't even play them for it. It's just going to happen.

And it's going to be great. Yeah. Yeah, man. What was the segue with that? I have another dad win. Dad wins. Okay. Yeah.

I think these were Dad wins. That was a new dad. Oh, that was new dad. But you do have Dad wins. But you each have some new dads. I have a new dad. Would you like me to read a new dad? Please, please, please.

here we go we got a photo here Alyssa Harris on Instagram my husband is your biggest fan up in Gulf Canada he talks about your pod all the time and relays everything you guys talk about to me as he works hard being the best that he can for his little girl Everly

I made sure to get him some of the for the dad's merch for Christmas and he reps it wherever he goes thanks for giving him the confidence to be an absolutely amazing partner and daddy to our little family of three We have a phenomenal photo right here. And that's from Alyssa?

Yeah, that's from Alyssa Harris on Instagram. And what's her husband's name? Does she even list it? No. Alyssa's husband, you're a sicko. Yeah, empty sicko. She's like, oh, I forgot. Gives your name.

Let's give him a name just for the sake of it so we can say shout out his name. What's your gut tell you? Oh, a brat. He seems like a kind, gentle brat. Yeah. Yeah, just a nice Brett. He's just Brett. Brett Harris.

Yeah, Brett Harris. Brett Harris, congrats, man. Shout out, Brett. You and Alyssa and your little girl, Everley, she looks like a stud. I love the high single pony. And look at Brett's hat. Is he wearing a PT6 hat in that? Got it on backwards?

Yeah. Yeah. He's wearing the Pt6 shirt. Oh, there you go. I see the logo right there, Pt6 shirt. Come on, Brett. But just a little pony up top the first time you're able to make that happen. You're like, oh, look how adorable she looks, getting the pony and fun.

garlitz like two months away from that. I have another new dad, new dad alert, new dad alert. This comes from Maddie Lynn on Instagram. Maddie says, hey, proud member of MT6 here. My husband, Ryan, is an absolute PT sicko. He loves listening to the pod every week on his way to work. He is finishing his residency training and starting interview season while killing it as a new dad to our two-month-old.

He is the best and hardest worker and it would make his day to get some love from the dads. He's wearing our dad shirts right there. Let's go. Maddie, thank you for writing in. And Ryan, best of luck to you in the job search. Only advice I'd give before a job interview, I'm a big believer in the body language pre-gaming when you're going into a stressful environment. Get big. Let the, was it called the capillary, whatever, open up.

Hell yeah. Get the blood flow going and just get real big, dude, do some stretches before you go into that room. Go sneak into the bathroom, get in the stall and just move around. Dude, get big. Because when we get nervous, we shrink. Couple nasal breathing, some good, deep nasal breathing. Look in the mirror and say, you're the fucking man. Wait, who is that in the mirror?

Who is that? Is that a motherfucking P.T. Sicko, I see. that's going to land this job? It's got to be. Bathroom door opens up. And I put soap on it, by the way. I did put soap on it because he's probably a doctor. Alex Marquette, a boy's official PT-6 are here.

Love the Pod. Keep up the good work. It is currently 41826. Oh! It's not April. Oh, March 1826. My son arrived yesterday at 1150 a.m. after having an emergency C-section, we are the proud parents of a St. Patrick's Day baby.

However, we aren't out of the woods yet. Little Bam-Bam was taken into the NICU last night due to low blood sugar and body temp. They also found a little heart murmur, so we were hoping for the best. They did say he's shown improvement, so we should be good. Again, love the pod.

Keep it up. PT6 out. Pt6 out. Not to make light of that. Thought we had a time traveler there for a second. Thought we did. I got excited. Willie read it.

This is Future Will. Hello, Will. It's April 18, 2026. Hang on. No. How did I figure that out of month? It's a Ducco for real. Big shoutouts to them.

We also go into, what, do you grab dad wins? No, dude, M.T.6. You can't shout out the dads and not shout out the moms. Come on. Officially a P.T. 6, her wife gave birth today, March 19th, to a baby boy, eight pounds, seven pounds, or eight pounds, seven ounces. Let's go. In my hospital chairbed as I type this, just want to give a shout out. No free shoutouts to my wife, Bree, who was amazing and pushed him out in 40 minutes. She kept it under an hour. What? Bree! After being in labor for 14 hours, good.

As she's pushing, I told her to embrace the suck. Man, she was determined. Thanks for the pod. You guys make my Wednesdays and help me stay calm and cool throughout the pregnancy. Thank you, Jordan. Thank you, Jordan. Huge shout out. Bigger shout out to Bree. Bigger shot at Bree. Yes.

And I want to do a quick segment, probably everybody's favorite segment where we pitch a new merch idea, live on air. Yeah, everybody's favorite segment. Everyone's favorite. You don't have for that the one time. You said, well, I know. I know. But we're going to normalize it. We're going to normalize it.

Normalize everybody's favorite segment. Everyone's favorite segment. What? So this is a part of show where we pitch a merch idea live on air. My idea is a newborn beanie. Because I know all these dads are wearing the stuff when they're coming out. But I'm seeing all these little beanie pictures on the newborn babies and their little mittens. You know what I'm saying?

Well, if we had a newborn beanie for them. That's all I'm saying. And that commences everybody's favorite segment in the show. Hang on. That's fucking brilliant. Wait, reopen segment. Hold on. Hold on. Reopen segment.

Guys, welcome back to pitch live on air. I just pitched a genius idea to my boss Will Compton. Yeah. Yeah? I like it. What do we call them? Baby Team 6. I mean, some of the stuff just makes itself.

BT6 rhymes with PT6. Derek are kind of, I mean, you kind of, head up the marketing arm of the merchandise. He's kind of like the merch guy. I mean, he's really just our marketing team at this point. I think I pitched something. Not that. That is genius. I love that idea.

I'm not okay with the fact that Will's okay with this segment because I've pitched ideas and I've been told that my horses are too high or fast or some shit. And you've yelled and you've been mad at me for like pitching things on air. I can't follow through with. I can't make a baby beanie. and I'm mad at you for being okay with this segment. Why am I in trouble? I think this is a good,

this is a good moment where we can... Are you saying I've shot down stuff? Like when we... You've said that we shouldn't pitch merch on air because we can't even get our shit straight most of the time. I believe it was a way long ago. Now the Sherm's okay with it. It's an okay thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Very protective of, for our audience and us because we get, we pitch something and everybody's like, yeah, when's it coming? when's it coming and we don't deliver. I agree. We're all, we're,

we're, we're, we're, it's a disservice to everybody. Well, and, and, and,

and further catch a stray from Derek, we started, we started it. With the fucking ass. And then he was like, oh, well, I'm,

they pitch shit all the time. I'll start pitching some shit. When Derek started here, we pitched shit every fucking episode. Dipper bags. Let's make, let's make baby bags. You know what?

You're right. Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's all fair. That's all fair. Okay, so segment approved and... Timeout. All right. Off the pod timeout. Off the off the pod timeout. Oh, wait, wait, for real. Sherm, this is a bit. Oh, off the pod time. Back to the off the pod on the pod off the pod time out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a real in the pod off the pod moment. Yes. So are we in the pod right now? technically we're off the pod but the listeners can hear us because it's still part of the pod but we're having a talk as a team off the pod while the podcast has it.

Got you. So they're getting an inside on a meeting that goes down. They could skip this but they're getting inside. This is a team meeting. Got you. My only hesitation is the points that they were bringing up that where I was just getting lax brained right there. I was getting dad brain and truly buying into the idea. Yeah, that's brilliant. We should 100% do that.

He's bringing up old stuff that I would say, which he's right on. And so now that we're coming back around to do we continue to do merch ideas, but my only thing is we would need to deliver on the merch ideas. 100% agreed. I agree with what you're saying because it's consistent with what you've always said. What just happened, and you wear many hats. You are CEO Wilcompton. You are former NFL player Wilcompton.

You're for the desk, co-host, Wilcompton. You got a lot of hats. A lot of hats. A lot of hats. There are times where I got to be former NFL player Wilcompton. That was one of them. It was like, ah, yeah, that's a great idea. I love this idea.

They've got to be cheaper than the beanies we make, because the benies we make are bigger. And so little beanies have to be cheaper. And so I can look into it if we really want to see this as a thing. I just want you to know that I've pitched things on the show and you've told me to stop pitching things on the show. Because I get nervous that we want to deliver. Sure. But I love the line of you'll look into it. I will look into it.

And then I think that kind of saves everything. because then the audience also knows if they're in this with us. Like we do have to look into these things and see if it's like feasible or the right moves or the best move. I wish we were on the podcast right now so that the audience could hear this.

Yeah. Deke does follow through. That's the one thing that I am confident on. If he says he's going to look into it, he'll look into it. Yeah. That makes me feel comfortable. Now I'm thinking back on everything that if I haven't followed through on,

I think we're okay. No, you always fall through. No, you do. No, I've been a trust that's built up since Deke's. It's built up. I also don't want PT6 to be like, oh, where's that thing and get mad at me? Because Sherm got to pitch an idea. And that's what this all opens up to.

Like, no matter what, if we get excited about a potential idea and it doesn't happen. Where is it? Where is it? You almost need whoever the bad guy is in whatever story they are. I'm the military guy getting arrows in his back and you two are on the bed sleeping, cuddling. And I'm taking, I'm aware. I just also want to pitch these.

the ideas that I'll get shot in the back for as an arrow on it. Okay, as long as we're cool with that. As long as we're good with that. When we get back on the pod, how are we going to present this to PT6 real quick? I think since there was an internal meeting with us, we don't carry it over into the pod. Yeah, they don't get to hear it. So we just don't acknowledge the meeting and then we just go right back into that segment where he said it was a genius idea.

Yeah, yeah. I think we come back into it with, oh my gosh, that's such a good idea, Shirm, and we just keep going. Okay, okay, okay. We're going to say, all right, we're back. Had just had a great meeting. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Deke's going to look into it. Yeah. Let's get in a crack of a cold one. And can we just get a clap before you go back into it? All right, we are back from the internal meeting we just had with For the Dads. The consensus is great idea. Thank you. Deek is going to look into it.

That's fabulous. And we'll know our answer through Deke. And we'll know our answer. And also to... Deke's the gatekeeper. To just throw extra wood. on this bonfire. He's already been shopping

what he alluded to earlier. Don't say too much again. Everybody know now, Deeks, the gatekeeper. Do we have to have another meeting? No meeting. We got to get the crack a cold one because we got to keep this episode under an hour. I'm sure it's a loose can.

Stuff's in the works. Stuff's in the works. Deeks been cooking. All right. Yeah, let's get into crack a coal one. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.

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But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was...

This is how you guys remember. it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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My crack of cold one is going to go to Rue dominating the monkey bars. Dominating. The chef will obviously get the video to you so you can put it up there. You got this Rue. Focus. Don't look at me.

But one after another, bro. And even at the end, a little Planet of the Apes hang before she got onto the other side. Can I do something pretty dramatic here before you go into this story? That's basically the story. Before you talk about how proud you are

of your daughter, I want to give that video a full moment. I don't even want it to play up here. Like, I think we should roll tape and welcome back. Can you believe what you do? just saw. No, I look up there and when I see you're going across the monkey bars, I think scholarship. Yeah. The week before, Ruben, she loves the monkey bars at school. I guess it's

lower to where her, maybe their feet can touch or something like that. But she was starting to get it to where she goes on the first one and then goes to the second one, but won't go to the third one. She'd be like, dad, I grabbed me. And I would kind of like grab her rib cage and help a little, you know, just enough to where she can kind of get all the way to the other side. but she would only do two. She only do two monkey bars before it's like Daddaz grabbing her on the rip cage and she's going across the other side.

That one, Charo, they're at the park. I wasn't there and Charles rips me that video and I'm just smiling ear to ear like, dude. And even at the end you hear Roussa, send it to Dadda. Yeah. But she just rips across the monkey bars and I'm just like, yo, you're doing it, man. Yeah.

Like I'm thinking, I knew you could do this. You just got to like trust that you're strong enough and trust that you, you know, it's like the fear that creeps in. Once you get by one, you're like, okay, grab me. Yeah. It's like, bro, you're strong enough. I've seen you hang on the monkey bar for over 50 seconds.

Yeah. Like, you got it, bro. And yeah, I was on cloud nine. Whenever, wherever I was, I was in the conference room on the other side, but whoever was in the room or it was maybe the stream room. We were watching March Madness. Yeah, stream room. And I stopped them like, everybody watches this video.

Watch this video. Yeah, that's Rue. Yeah, that's me. You halted all work being done. in the back too. There was like three or four of us sitting back there and it was like a, this is important. Watch this thing.

And it was. Right. My note that I took away from it. Yeah. Was most kids that you see on the monkey bars have this action going. This is their torso going and they're having to use the momentum of their body. Bro, Roo's center of gravity is crazy in that video. She's doing no leg swinging.

She's full on. And she looks like one of those American Ninja Warrior thing. Her body looks like that, dude. Oh, don't talk American Ninja Warriors. Because what now, it's like, I don't know. She's three. She's about to be four. Yeah.

But I'm thinking, hey, is this rare? It looked rare to me, dude. Most of them are up there like, dee, dee, dee, she's just doing, doing, doing, doing. We could ask AI. Are you a big American Ninja warrior guy? I'm just saying that's super impressive. It is.

Like the potential could seem high. The bar is high. But maybe all three-year-olds do this. Yeah. Of three-year-olds. I will say her dad can play in the NFL. Her mom was a ballerina and is currently still in fitness, very athletic mom. Listen, this is just AI.

It's AI overview. I typed in Google what percent of three-year-olds can do all the monkey bars. Cool. It is very rare, but AI might be feed my ego. It's very rare for a three-year-old to complete an entire set of standard monkey bars as most children like necessary strength and coordination until ages five and six. While some toddlers can hang or do one or two bars with assistance, full independent traversal. Traversal. Traversal is not typical as they generally lack sufficient grip strength.

Shout out, shout out root. Shout out, was that Claude? That's Google AI. That's just I type in the search bar. Okay. I trust Google AI. that's very rare dude so shout out rude

shout out crack a cold one yeah that's my crack a cold one yeah that's my crack a cold one thank you ollie pop thank you allie pop thank you dan gable um my crack a cold one is the same crack a cold one i had last week but now we're on the flip side of it it was the first tee golf lessons i got to do my my first first tee golf lesson and go out there and teach the kiddos how to golf how was it bro it was everything i was looking

It was truly everything I was looking for. I'd pull up to Smyrna, the public course that I'm coaching at. There's not a single golf club to be seen. They're playing sharks and minnows. You remember that one, dude? Oh, I remember sharks and this one kid, I mean, they did like three rounds of he was the only minnow. And he was making it to the other side every time. I was like, this kid's a freak.

But we're here to do golf. We're not even here to do sharks and minnows. but you're just kind of getting integrated into that like playground mentality being outside. It was like 74 with just like a little bit of wind and the sun. It's just like perfect. I'm in short the other leaders of the thing. They're like, hey guys, Sherman's new. We're going to show them the rope.

Sherman, you just shadow. His name's Alex. And thank God, dude, because these kids were all over the place with the club. Hey, don't swing that by his head. Hold it in safety position. What are we doing? We don't run on the green. Blah, blah.

Alex was on it. And I was kind of sitting there. I'm taking notes from Alex. I'm like, okay, I'm seeing, I've worked with kids before, but not like this. Not like a full, like sports thing. So taking notes from Alex. I had mid-golf lesson.

Girl comes out to me. Do you know sign language? Is that thank you? like that right there, that's thank you. She goes, yeah, and walks off. Had another girl tell me about her brother's soccer practice that's happening immediately after her golf lessons. That was about a 15 minute story.

And that was between, hey, good swing there. Yeah. Hey, let's adjust that club a little bit. Got to learn about her brother's soccer team. It was incredible. Nice, man. It was really fun, dude. And, yeah, and then we had a,

nice little powwow breakdown at the end of, hey, what did we learn today? Sweet little six-year-old, seven-year-old girl gets up and just puts on an absolute show of a monologue of what she learned today. And none of it made sense. None of it connected to anything that was taught that day. And she ran out of breath a lot as she was doing it too. And she got a round of applause from everyone. Standing O. It was a standing O. And it's with it. Um, and, uh, did, uh, my, that's my mom. And when, but when you're putting. Standing O. I took my hat off too. Shook, shook her hand. So that's right, Gabriella. That's right. Cheers, bro. Hey, cheers. Hey, cheers. Very fun, though. Voice mails.

Voice mails. Let's hit the voicemail. 6.01, the dads. Call in our hotline. Vint to the boys. And usually I haven't pulled up. This is the part of the show where we talk a little bit while I pull it up. Yeah.

So we like to do. This is a brand new segment. Yeah. We'll look into it. Deco look into it. All right. First one, unknown allergy. Here we go.

Hey, boys. boys. This is Joe from Texas calling in. Joe from Texas. I'm requesting a little bit of a dad hack or something. I found out my wife. He's got an allergy. She's allergic to putting shit back where it goes after she's done using it. Just, you know, my brain. She is allergic to putting shit back to where it goes. She is allergic to putting shit back to where it goes after.

she's done using it. Oh. Start from the top, maybe, Sheram. Let's start from the top. Because this is a medical condition. This is an unknown allergy. We are doctors. Joe from Texas. Take two. Hey, boys. This is Joe from Texas.

Calling in. I'm requesting a little bit of a dad hack or something. I found out my wife's got an allergy. She's allergic to putting shit back where it goes after she's done using it. Just, you know, my brain, the task is only complete. Once you got everything back in this place,

but her, now she abandoned site right then and there. And all the shit she used just not back where it goes. So I was wondering if we got any dad hags, maybe a doctor in the community can let me know. I'm a Claritin together in the morning so we can, uh, we

battle this allergy together. And we can get all my shit back where it goes. Thanks. Appreciate it. Joe from Texas. Joe from Texas. Wife has an allergy to putting shit back where it belongs. After she's done using it,

and I love the idea, Joe, of using clareton. I actually take clareton every morning. Yeah. But unfortunately, I was born with said allergy as well. My nurse wife, I love you, honey, would tell you, I have that same allergy. My wife as well. I have an allergy to putting shit back where it belongs. Everything needs a home is what I'm told.

Yeah, everything has a place. Yeah. Do we need to switch to Benadryl? Maybe Claritin's not cutting it. Strong enough? Yeah. I would say Joe, thank you for calling in from Texas. this is more of a hack you need to ask my wife.

Because I am the wife in this scenario. I have an allergy to putting shit back where it goes. Ditto. I can give you advice from the perspective of your wife on things that I get told. Yeah, what's going on there? Charle will hit me with, how can I help you remember to put shit back where it goes?

Like how can I walk with you versus just telling you or reminding you or like, hey, it's been six months that you've put the boxes you've been saying you're going to put the boxes outside for six months now. Oh yeah, the leaning tower of boxes? Yeah. I have that too. Yeah. When you're going to handle the boxes? They've been sitting out now that they're out in the garage, you said you're going to handle them. Oh, I do have a hack for the boxes.

Yeah. I tweeted about it. My beautiful wife came up with a wonderful strategy. Put it on the front porch so then her. husband that is a people pleaser and seeks the approval of everyone is then terribly embarrassed that his neighbors will see empty boxes on his front porch and will immediately then go put him in the trash. Pretty good strap from the wifey there.

Wifio will randomly ask me, so what do you want to do with all this? It's like a mail pile that's in there. What do you want to do with all this? Sunday evening. I'm already trying to watch. I'm locked into whatever I'm watching on TV. Yeah. Why do we got to do this right now?

My favorite. Well, sweetheart, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to do this right now but this pile's been sitting here for a very long time. And it's the same conversation over and over. How can I help you organize when the mail gets brought in

and your dumb-ass brain can't figure it out? You said that? I didn't say that. No, yeah, she said that. She said that. My favorite thing that my wife does too, she asks a really great question of is that where this goes?

Yeah. They ask you a question when it's like, hey, why don't you just tell me what's on your mind? Because I hear the question game happening now. Oh, that's funny. Is that where the pants go on top of the piano? Yeah. Will, there's a coaster sitting right next to your cup. Can we put the cup on the coaster?

That's about the only thing I am pretty good at. Putting cups on coaster. That's about it. The sweating glass. That's about it. My sweetheart. It's not even sweating yet. Well, it's going to sweat.

It took ruining one piece of furniture of my mom's to, I learned that lesson quickly. Voicemail, too. Can I give you one of my douchey mentality things for that guy? Do you mind? Yeah, give a douche mentality. One of my douche mentality mental things. A thing called the one-touch rule, which is I try to do it. I'm very bad about it.

If I bring home a gym bag or something, the only time you should touch it is when you're putting it back in its place. So if I bring out the vacuum and I leave it in the corner, I have to touch it a second time to put it back. So you just need to put it back. So your shoes, when you take them off, like you just put them back where they belong, don't just set them there because you just want to touch it once. You just want to touch the thing once is what I try to think of with.

Does not work at fuck all for me, but it's something I've learned a lot about it. And that would be a hack. That would be a hack is just touch it once. Like if you're done with a cup and you set this cup down here, instead of sending it down here, would have to touch it a second time to throw it away. Just throw it away, you piece of shit.

That's what I tell myself. It doesn't work yet. That's why we got you on here, man. Because we weren't going anywhere with it. Like I'm thinking, you said shoes. I'm like, oh, shoes is another one. Shoes is another one. Joe from Texas.

Or, yeah, you can do what I did when I got really frustrated and just told my wife, hey, you married me and I like putting my shoes by the door. So that's where they're going. That worked out. Really well. That paid off well. Hey, let's see how that works out for him. but yeah

Joe from Texas thanks for calling in thank you for calling in I hope it works out I do too this is the simple question of how can I help you that's Charles approach with me that works best for me hearing that

and she asked me with a question thing like I see right through it yeah yeah yeah I went in in all seriousness of putting things back where they belong it's that you remember when I was trying very hard when Jill was pregnant to leave as little of a footprint in the house as

possible, almost not even exist. You could walk into that house and go, wait, I thought she was married. I need to re-adopt that. I lost it. Yeah. And just understanding, too, that my wife loves when things are just decluttered, because if there's clutter, it feels like it's cluttering her brain, which helps me empathize and see what her vantage point is other than feeling like she's coming at me for not doing something that she's wanting. She's giving me perspective into her world. I will. That's always what I think about like last night.

Perfect example last night because I started doing more PT fit. I've started getting into the PT fit game. Oh, that's right. But I have my own, I have a separate backpack for my extra set of clothes that I pack and my shoes that go in the backpack. In case I want to get it in here, but by any means, I'm trying to set up structure. But I left the backpack on the couch or like the little, the couch at the foot of the bed.

Okay. And she hit me with, oh, that's something new that's on the couch. I said, sweetheart, I'm with you. This isn't going to be a reoccurring thing. This is just day one. That's day one. That backpack's not going to be on that couch every day. I have a question for the crowd.

And maybe this is a younger generation thing. Have you ever heard from your loved one? I'm overstimulated. Is that word ever perspirated during any kind of is. Yeah. Like it plays into the cluttering in her mind. Like it just feels like stuff has to be organized in the right spot. That's been a new one I've been dealing with the over soon.

And I'm like, is there anything I can do or something? And it's kind of like, that's her like, get the fuck out of my way. It's been nice. Spoiler warning. Coexisting with the female gender is a very fascinating. It is. Spoiler warning. If you don't want to know what my lesson of the week is, this.

week before we get to that section it actually hits exactly on this there we're going to be put on some game later to uh in this pod uh okay this is a really cool voicemail will this is a callback voicemail to a pretty emotional comment that you had read in a prior episode okay um just just to I'll recap, yes. Just to recap, you had the comment from Grant where he was not on a flight that some of his Marine buddies they all passed away in a plane crash.

Yeah, I remember that. Yes, okay. Now, check out this voicemail. Hey, boys, Andrew here. I'm a few weeks behind on the episodes, but I believe it's the February 25th, episode. You guys just finished off with the letter from Grant. And I'm in a similar situation, me and my wife are separated because of the military, but I still go see them all the time as much as I can. But Grant's Yankee 7-2 got my tears in my eyes, but I actually

responded to that crash and helped with the search and recovery. of our brothers. So it's just crazy to think about how this podcast can bring stories, although I've never met Grant. We're a part of a similar story and how these moments kind of put things in perspective and you don't know what someone else is dealing with, whether it's tragedy, or just everyday life. So thank you, boys, doing what you're doing,

and just wanted to shout you guys out and the work you're doing and how you're kind of bringing the community together and shout out to Grant and I hope you're doing well, brother. P.T. Sicko, out. That's unreal. Dude, that's crazy.

That's unreal. Yeah, I remember going home that day, and I was telling Charles all about Grant his right in. and just how, you know, his story and, you know, how it's like if he would have been on that plane and coming back and remarrying and going through, like, raising his daughters. And that phone call is from, it's Andrew, right? I believe he said his name. Andrew? Yes.

Boys, Andrew here. Yeah. Just, I don't even know what to say. Like, that is nuts to me. Oh, yeah. Like, he's listening. He's like, oh, I still got some episodes to get you up, but he just heard the one. with Grant and to think that in his world,

he was part of like a research and rescue team for that story years ago. The fact that Grant even put the call sign for the plane in the story that then would allow Andrew to then tie it. Like it really, Derek, we, he'll show me some things that have like layers so that it's easier to go through on the pod. and he showed me all this information.

We sat there for at least like three or four minutes, just going, what a small world. Yeah. What a small world. That is so crazy to me. And like he's saying at the top, like he's empathizing and hearing all the things. Like he struggles being away from his family

and seeing them as much as he can. Here's a story like that. He sees the tag and like, man, I was part of that research and rescue team. And literally because this damn podcast is wrong. rolling, he is connecting dots from years ago and then also saying like, Grant, I hope you're doing well, bro. If he's, if Grant's listening right now and just here's that, it's, that is, that is wild. That is wild. I don't, that's one where you're just thinking about, I'll be thinking

about that driving home. And then I'll be telling Charo about, you know, listen to this story. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of little wins that we have nothing to do with other than just exists. Right. Around this podcast of we've, Derek and Chef and I have been joking about the ex-community that was created by Jared Ladd. Yeah. In a good way joking about it, how funny that idea is.

And then I'm going to bed. I've had one hell of a Monday. Not bad because of work. Bad because of AC stuff that's happening outside of work. And so I'm stressed as I'll get out. I probably have a really negative attitude. And I pull up my Twitter notifications. I see that Jared has sent into that dad group,

a picture of his family on a vacation on a road trip, and that another dad that doesn't know Jared at all, other than being in this community, just said, hey, safe travel, Jared. And then Jared under it, hey, thank you, buddy. And I just had to stop there and smile and just go, bro, that's so cool. It's so crazy.

just hilarious. And I tweeted in something like a dad reach out to another dad for safe travels in a dad group. That's the most PT sick of thing I could ever read. And this, obviously, this voicemail email connection,

like that's a way deeper and like there's some tragedy there. But it's just another illustration of just that happening. Yeah. Just the community, man. It's really sick. Yeah.

Because I have that one in my closet that I keep one of the cards that we had back when somebody wrote and it's over, it's like international. And Rue talking about her, her invisible friend, her friend. Yeah.

And how it connected and gave that, Nell? Yeah, Nell. Nelly. Nellie. And that one sits in my closet just because it's, it's just nuts. It's crazy, man. they're really cool.

It is super cool. It is super cool. One more, two more. How are we doing? Two more? One more. One more. One more. Dadding our balls off. Let's dad our balls off.

Hey, boys. This is Kevin from Michigan checking in. First weekend of March. If he goes off for a girl's trip. Good. Second weekend of March. Another girl's trip long weekend. solo parent good third weekend of March

wifey's got to work the whole weekend triple good but you know what we just dad in our balls off over here in Michigan and just checking in to shout out to all the dads you just be dad in their balls off you know you just got to do what you got to do wonderful girls at home

three and a six year old and we're just in the trenches right now boys so just checking in let everybody now have a good weekend have a good week out just solo dad in his ass off Mama having some fun. Mama having some work.

Yeah. Good. Good. Oh, another girl trip back to back? Oh, that's great. Yeah. Wait, who's watching? Oh, I'll watch the kids.

I'll watch the kids all weekend. Is that all right? If I do that while you go on the girls trip? Yeah, gonna make all their dinners? Good. You're gonna wipe all their little tushies when they're done going potty? Good.

Oh, it's picture day tomorrow? Perfect. Perfect. March Madness is on. I got a dad. My ball's off. Good. Try to get him into some basketball.

Michigan's on a generational run this year. Yeah. It's probably a big blue fan. Good. Hey, sweetheart, since you're staying up, let's watch the Huskers take down Vanderbilt in a barn burner. Good. And honey, do you realize that this is actually a very big deal for the Huskers?

This would be their second all-time victory in the tournament in program history. And would be, will be, is their first ever sweet 16 appearance. Good. That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. What I love about the voicemails, not that I love him more than the emails, is you can hear it in the voice,

no matter what the voicemail is. And we have that one guy, the Oreo guy, where we could hear it in his voice. He needed somebody. Yeah. I can hear it in Kyle's voice that he's in the trench. He's letting us know.

He's literally in the trenches gone, hey, all good here, all good. And any dead's out there, keep that in your balls off. Keep that in your balls off. What I love. love to. He knows this, but maybe he needs to be reminded. His PT six standard is up here. Oh, yeah. The fact that your wife has so much trust in you to operate solo weekends.

Great note. Is the trenches. Right. Note. Like, yeah, that comes with some suck that you got to embrace that suck. But knowing that, like, dude, hats off to you. That's big. Like, I know people where The wife does not feel comfortable leaving the house. Yes. You took me off to the side before that very first solo weekend. And you legitimately took me off to the side over there. And you were being dead serious. And you're like, this is a big weekend.

This is where you show or that you got it. Yeah, that you got this. That you can go have a free weekend. Now, back to back to back. Yeah. Good. That sucks. Yeah.

Oh, that's so good. But bro, good on you. Yeah. That's what we need. Yeah. Any more dads that just, they can just operate the PT6 missions, solo. Yeah. Kyle's a killer, dude.

He's a killer. He's dadding his balls off. You're setting, you're setting an example for the next generation. Mm. Yes. Two girls, right? Two girls, he said, I think. Yeah, two girls, three and six.

Shout them out. Shout him out. But I love it. That sucks, but it also fires me up. Mm. Good. Hey, Will. Yeah.

I have an email. Do you have an email? Yeah, I have an email. This one is from Chase Schoen. Skowen. S-E-H. O-E-N. Shone.

Shone. Chase Shone. Thank you for writing in. Again, 601. The dads at gmail.com. For 14 months, our little guy didn't sleep through the night. Bedtime was meant, bedtime meant mom or dad rocking him to sleep,

followed by the constant anxiety of wondering when he'd wake up, usually two or three times. Mom wasn't on board with sleep training because she wanted to cherish the cuddles for as long as possible, knowing one day he wouldn't want to be held to sleep anymore. I understand that, but I was handling most of the nighttime wake-up so she could be rested for the next day. And as dads know, mom usually wins those debates. Then came the final straw. One night he was up from 11 p.m. to 4.8. am with zero interest in going back to sleep.

The next day, while mom was working a late shift, I told her I was going to test the waters, put him down awake and see if you could fall asleep on his own. Ooh. Night one, a few small cries, maybe for 10 minutes. Then he slept through the night. Good. Night two, about five minutes of crying, slept through the night. Good.

Night three, he just stared at us when we left the room, slept through the night. Good. now a month later all three of us are sleeping through the night little man even blows us a kiss as we leave the room and everyone's mood has improved we've officially made it out of the no sleep trenches of course I still remind mom

this was dad's idea you have to you have to just real sweetly real sweetly you gotta you have to take the wins where you can take them if not they'll be forgotten yeah and I'll happily accept payment in any form now that we have all of this is free time during the night.

Right there, two fun coupons. Is he talking about crypto? What did he mean by that? Yeah. Oh, he, okay. I see what he's doing. He's putting a bow on it. We'll give him some digital coupons.

Yeah, we could do that. One to shockwave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One to put a bow on it. And just, you know, keep on walking around the house and doodling here and there and just under your breath going, man, I can't believe I had that idea, though. They still just blows my mind. That's crazy.

Got to do it. Got to do it. My lesson of the week is very evergreen. So if you have one this week, I had an Instagram shout out. But if, again, got to keep it under an hour. You have a lesson. Dude, rip your lesson. Okay.

We're going to start with everybody's favorite segment before the segment. It's a Dan Gable quote. This one's quick. Dan Gable says, I got a Minnesota cabin. I got a little garage by the lake at that cabin. I got an Airdine, a little workout bike. Yeah. In said garage.

And I got a set of weights. I got a big lake there to jump in. And I got a hot sauna right there on the lake, wood burner. I don't go anywhere without it. Dan Gable, PT sicko, PT, Fido. I just thought that would inspire you. I know you love saunas. I know you're a phenomenal setup.

That's an A plus setup. That's one I would dream to have something like that. I have. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dude, take your sweet-ass time. We got nothing to do. Chef's got nothing to do after this. Just take your time.

Take your time. My lesson of the week. All right. This one has. a video which I sent to chef, he'll play it, but I'll play it for you now. I study babies for a living, and I'm raising four of my own. The mental load is not about tasks. It's about tracking. Most dads think that mental load means chores. It's not. It's the fact that your partner knows when the pediatrician appointment is, that your toddler's shoes

are getting tight, that you're almost out of diapers, that the library books are due Thursday, and that your four-year-old has been weird about bananas this week. That's not a to-do list. That's a continuous monitoring system running in the background of everything else that they do. You can't fix this by doing more tasks. You fix it by owning entire categories. Don't just take out the trash when it's full. Own the kitchen. Know what's running low.

Schedule the restock. When you own the tracking, not just the task, your partner's brain gets to let go of that thread. That's the real relief. See you on the next one. Is that not some game? That is game. So that is game. Because what are he saying?

I'm like, yeah, that's how I see it. This is what I wrote down immediately after watching that. This guy is putting out absolute game. I've never had my wife's brain described to me so eloquently before from a complete stranger. This is going to be applied to my notes from the past episode of working on the three peas. And I want to announce here on this podcast that I will be. committing my talents for the next 70 years, hopefully, to the bathrooms of all current and future Casa Day Youngs. I'm going to own the bathroom. No, that dude crushed it. He crushed it.

He did just give a nice look. And I fall short in the bathroom thing. And I'm like, I'm going to make sure that we have the body wash. I'm going to make sure she has her favorite shampoo. She loves Kirkland. Shout out Kirkland, apparently. Do we have toilet paper? How are we doing on Q-tips and cotton swabs? Are the toilets clean? Golly, bro. This did just open up everything.

And guess what Jill's never going to have to think about ever again. If I do this right. When you do this right. Come on. Come on. She will never have to think about the bathroom again. Buddy. I'm starting small.

You can tell I obviously. I started by the, I think that's great. And again, that explanation, I think, if you're sitting at home watching, every M.T. Sixers salivating, I God, this has to go to my husband. But it's, dude, all of the PT-6ers

need to truly listen to that video. Oh, dude. When I watched that, I was like, oh, my God. That's exact, that's it. Because I'm thinking, as he's saying, and my brain's getting found out, that's a good thing. Yeah.

Because that's a perspective where my brain might shut off if you're getting into like a debate or like a friction-style conversation. Yes. About like the mental load and all the things you don't think about this. Women do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a very good explanation of me, like, wrapping my brain around that. Yeah.

That's my lesson. I got work to do. I got work to do. That's a great lesson. You're talking to the guy. Great video. Yeah. Great video.

Good sode. Good said. Good so, great soed. Okay, good. Yeah. Thank you, Dan Gable. Any comment that we, any emoji that we want to leave in the comments? Do we want to kick it over to the producer table?

Truck. I was just about to say truck. Truck. Let's do a truck. Love you. Drop the trash. See you next week. Hey guys, it's us.

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