Bussin' With The Boys - Will and Taylor Recap Vegas/UFC Trip, Bert Kreischer + Shane Gillis Talk Their Start In Comedy, What Life Is Like On Tour + Tell Hilarious Stories

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

Recorded: February 10th 2023 | On this weeks episode, Will and Taylor recap trip to Vegas and their UFC experience with Dana White. Then they dive into the latest NFL news involving Jalen Ramsey, Da'Ron Payne, Jason Kelce and what the Titans should do with Jeff Simmons. Following the intro, in our final episode from Arizona, Will and Taylor are joined by Bert Kreischer and Shane Gillis. The boys dive into how Bert and Shane got started in comedy and what life is like on the road. Shane then talks about how much he loves big football players. They end the podcast with one of the most interesting conversations that you won't want to miss. Enjoy this absolute roller coaster of an episode that will definitely have you belly laugh at some point. 0:00 Intro 00:47 UFC Vegas recap 13:57 NFL News 22:45 Resigning guys and Jeff Simmons 31:24 Shoutout no free shoutout 36:36 INTERVIEW STARTS 39:42 nicotine isn’t bad for you 43:00 bert loves his fame 50:52 will got banned from the nfl 51:59 amsterdam with the kfc crew 54:43 Shane loves football players 1:02:49 last time shane was on 1:04:33 best college football game/team to go to 1:12:31 riding a horse 1:18:54 Shane tour bus story 1:21:36 once you go on stage your hangover is gone 1:23:12 did you think you’d be where you are 1:27:54 is Bert too much/bristol story 1:20:17 being scared of death and the most terrifying things 1:37:45 Lots of dudes in Taylors dms and who wants to fuck who ---- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Gametime App: Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.com enter your email, and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Proper Wild: Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off. HEYDUDE: GO TO https://barstool.link/HEYDUDEBSS AND USE CODE BARSTOOL FOR 15% OFF. Terms apply. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at https://barstool.link/FitbodBWTB Georgia Boots: Use code BUSSIN for 20% Off at https://barstool.link/GeorgiaBootFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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visit jdepower.com slash awards. You can see it in Will's face a little bit. If you point back to camera back at Jack McPherson, you can see it. And then although I'm speaking fast, my energy seems high, we're a little bit on E-boys. Because we're from Thursday to Sunday,

the boys were out in Las Vegas, Nevada, for some UFC, some little bit of gambling with the boys, a little bit of power slap, and a whole lot of networking. Now, I will give Will and I some flowers here. Not a lot of gentlemen in their early 30s for Will, mid-30s, are going to go to Las Vegas,

spend business time, working, grinding, and not have one sip of alcohol. And these two gentlemen, you're staring at right now, did just that. Now, please go to Jack McPherson. This man, not a lot of people. Zoom in on his face. Zoom in on his face.

Not a lot of people could go to Las Vegas, get about four hours total in sleep, and still show up to work on Monday, smoothie in hand, knowing the grind is upon him this evening. When he goes to get his workout, you know he's going to be there because it's get jacked 20, 23. The boys fucking did it. And if I'm going to speak for the whole crew here, you guys interject if you'd like, there's no way that weekend could have possibly gone better. William?

No, the weekend was phenomenal. the UFC, that whole crew, the way they hosted the boys, rolled out the red carpet for us, five-star treatment. I'm talking, dude, meeting Paul Craig, meeting Forrest Griffin, meeting all the big dogs at UFC, man. It was, dude, it was an experience, like you that I will remember forever. Like, we're hitting the pad. We're, like, doing the slap pad, measuring the output and everything,

and then doing the punching and all that stuff for content. When you have one of the big-time agents, Audi Atar, he reps, Connor McGregor, he reps a lot of guys in that space. he's watching us. You got about 20 people standing around watching us. Paul Craig basically inserts himself and starts swinging with us. And at the time, I'm not as privy to the UFC rosters as I was back when it was Rampage,

Forrest Griffin, and all those boys. Paul Craig comes up and starts swinging with us and measuring it all. He's got this awesome Scottish accent. Yeah, he sounded cool. Just a badass, dude. And then he takes us into the octagon. We get to do some face-offs. And, like, then he's teaching me to do a triangle choke,

like he's rolling around a little bit. It was just fucking awesome. Then you go to the Performance Institute. We're measuring our output on force plates, seeing like which limb is weaker than the other. I'm jumping trying to like, you know, do like a little mini combine. Just I'm like in a full sweat by the end of that first day. I need a lot of ass sweat on the book.

It was awesome, man. We did fuck it Friday with Dana. Dana was all-timeist crew. Marty, Skip, Matt. They were a blast. I eat some of the best typhood in my life that weekend. Like it was all around. And we did.

We didn't drink. You wish we had got a lot. little bit more sleep because you know them hotels are just pumping the oxygen next thing you know we're out there gambling it's like two in the morning yeah but it was all time and and power slap itself was incredible and i feel like every single night it was like hey every single day when we woke up like hey early night tonight let's make sure get it early night in get the juices back flowing let's not get back to Nashville feeling like we need a vacation now luckily the alcohol didn't it wasn't consumed so we feel a little bit better but damn i got back yesterday like noon

and I was like, I felt, I got myself a little cat nap with my kids. I felt asleep like 9 o'clock. It was, I was fighting and grinding on Sunday. Just to kind of keep my composure. The daylight savings spring forward almost took our lives. Us up, dude. Almost took our lives. Dude, we got to fucking move on from that.

Let's move on from daylight savings. It's such a ridiculous concept at this point. So much technology and shit now with the farmers, they don't need it. I'm not a farmer. They don't fucking need it, dude. I'm with J.P's vibe. Like, we just got to take a stand as, as a people and just not set our, not change our clocks back.

No, we are not doing this. Right. We're not going to start moving just because you guys change the Apple iPhone, like set the time back. So you keep the time the same. Don't you guys do that in Arizona? Yeah, there's no daylight savings in Arizona. I don't even know about daylight savings until I got to Michigan. Yeah, we need, the whole country needs to be operating on Arizona. Yeah.

Arizona really fucking did it right. Dude, if you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything. This is our opportunity to stand up against the people of this fucking daylight savings thing. I believe something is going on in the Congress or the Senate or something like that where they're actually trying to do something like that. So shout out the people up top, getting something serious done because we need that figured out for all of us. Going back to Vegas real quick, I'm not going to get too much into it

because there will be a video coming out. Well, you can tease now. I will tease. I know you don't want to get too much into it. You got to give surface, so you got to give a look into the cookie jar. I'm going to give you a look at or I'm going to verbally tell you what I believe was not filmed. And what was not filmed is Thursday afternoon. We literally fly in the earliest flight

I've ever been in my entire life. It was a 5.15 a.m. flight from Nashville, Tennessee to Las Vegas. We get there. It's a full fucking day the whole time. We get to the UFC complex. They have, fuck it Fridays. They're filming on Thursday

and then it's going to come out Friday, that whole type of thing. Dan is there. And your boy's got a credit line. I got a pretty hefty credit line because... Tell him the credit line. I'm not going to tell you guys the credit line.

Just know that. it's six figures and it's it's high okay the reason why if the credit line is not because i'm a massive gambler it's one of those i'd rather not have money in my pocket and you get a nice room things are comped and i do like to gamble however the most money i ever put down on a bet my entire life was two thousand dollars and that was when i was up massively and i was really trying to push ended up losing that weekend by the way if you're wondering Dana white walks in it's great to see him at this point we have a rapport he was at the super bowl with us and it seems like we've been boys forever at that point. We're hanging out and everything.

I pull him to the side at one point. I say, Dana, I've heard about your gambling. I've heard that you're kicked out of some casinos. I got myself a little credit line. And I was wondering if you can give me some tips. Before I could say, I was wondering if you can give me some tips. His eyes lit up as if his forehead vanished. It was all just eyes from the cheek up.

But his intensity. It wasn't an excitement. It was like. He looks at me and says, what's your credit line? I go, it's X, Y, Z, that number. Hefty number. He looks at me and goes, what are you doing tonight? Are you guys going out?

I was like, no, we're not going. He goes, tonight, you and me, we're gambling. And we're going. We're fucking. And then he gives me this speech. This is when Will walks up. He goes, where are you staying? Where you're staying?

He goes, I'll be there. Yeah. He's like, well, let me make a couple calls. He goes, let me make a couple calls. You know what better yet? Let's get dinner. So he gets on his phone. He disappears.

I'm fucking scared. for my life. We do the fucking Friday, five minute thing. We finish fucking Friday. And I literally say to Will, hey, the whole time we were doing that,

I was not present because I was so focused on what Dana just said to me. I'm low-key scared. While I'm finishing that sentence, he walks back up because Red Rocks tonight. We're going to go, you guys like Thai food? Will chimes in.

I love Thai food. He goes, I'm going to blow your dick off. His words, that's what fucking Dana said. I'm going to blow your dick off. So now I'm kind of freaking out. We're kind of have a bit of a deal.

we go through a little more if they're giving us a tour at the PI, which is the Performance Institute. We head over to Apex where they're going to film the power slap and everything and Dana's there.

Mark Wahlberg is there. The power slap guys are there and our king is on his way. I pulled Dana and I go, hey, let me just tell you real quick. I don't want to gamble like that. So what's the deal? Like you and I sit down together?

He goes, no, no, no. You're going to gamble by yourself. The odds are better, blah, blah. Starts really just telling me like how this game's going to work. He goes, you got to figure out your number. What do you want to win?

we're going after that and we fucking ride. We goes, we're going to war. You and I are going to war against these people and we're taking everything they have. Gives me this fucking David Goggins, Jock willing, like Joe Rogan type of motivational speech where I'm fired up, but the fear is also overwhelming the fired upness.

Yeah, because he's like, he's like you're betting big. Like it's all going to happen within 10 minutes. Like, we're not going to sit there and you're going to bleed your money. Like he's like, that's what happens. He's like, we're going there to fucking win. So you got to bet big. And he's like kind of giving me the breakdown. Before I could even finish, she goes, there he is.

And around the corner, literally the oxygen was sucked out of the room, as if we were in some sort of vacuum, just the pressure in the room. Around the corner comes him as Bula. This man waddles his way up the stairs onto the stage of the Power Slapp League where the Power Slapp finale will be filmed with there, will be a belt given to these individuals. We got a band of misfits in the corner who are fighting for a $10,000, purse and he stands there. No one says a whole lot. And it's just him. Doesn't speak a lick of

English. Hasbullah. And he's just looking at everybody. With the confidence, only a God would have. Mark Wahlberg walks up to him, hits him with an Asalam al-Lakin, which I thought was very smooth. Then Asbullah, we start to watch Hasbullah as they picked him up and put him on a chair. The slap, all the power slap guys over and over. It was an electric time. Now, That evening, we go to dinner. It's a great time. We got the bushing crew. We got Dana and his crew.

It's a long table. Food's flying out. Don't like to use this. Don't like to say this a lot. It is the best Thai food I've ever had in my entire life. It was fantastic. As dinner's ending, he goes, you ready? I look back.

I'm like, uh, yeah? And he would start walking. Our whole crew, we've got about 10 people rolling with us. we walk at the restaurant we're eating in is in the red rocks we walk out the restaurant doors waiting for me are two gentlemen in suits

one man named Joe bald head full beard great personality a smile on his face Mr. Luan great to see you we've been texting if you would follow me please we walk take a hard left into the high roller room and I think to myself okay public area very well lit I'm gonna be okay

we go past the high roller room through doors. In there, there are two tables. I turn to my right, there are five people staying there. Don't know their names. And at that point in time, I was not interested in knowing any of their names. From then on, I bet by myself,

and I will wait until this video comes out for the rest of you to see it. But my God, was it one of the scariest and most exhilarating experiences of my entire life? Yeah, it was nuts. It was wild, bro. It was nuts. We were getting hyper, oh,

Fuck. Hey, hey, stop. Count that again. You know how it is. And Blackjack, they start flipping them cars. Yeah. They start flipping them cars. They grab my man's chips and pull it in.

I go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, count those numbers again. Some don't look right. Like, oh, it's 22. I was like, all right. All right, we lost that one. We lost that one. Hey, bounce back, though. I'll see the vlog.

I gamble for about 15 minutes. Danny Gamble for about three and a half hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to chime in and get the Uber. I'll say, it's time to go to sleep. It's time to go to sleep. My body. My body, my low back was hurting at that point.

I was sore as fuck. My, my bicep, the bottom half of my bicep is still sore as fuck. From slapping the pad, from throwing the right hooks at the pad. And then like Paul Craig PC, he was showing the, you know, throwing your hips in for the over under. Something in my low back. I did when you guys. I kind of caught a little bit. You know what I mean?

It feels like it looks smooth because everybody's, oh, you look cool doing it. And I was like, fuck, man. I'm in, I think something happened. When you... The first time I had hurt my back bad was when we were fucking cockfighting in the pool. Yeah. The, uh, the, you know. Last summer.

Yeah, yeah. When you bodied me. Yeah, you were, and that's when you know, you were fucking... A beefy boy. Yeah, you were a beefy boy. And I was fucking hurt. And it was kind of like the same movement. And I felt something.

So I wasn't, I was in a lot of pain. Like, I woke up the next morning like, fuck. Yeah. It was a bit of a deal. I had to get some stretching going on. When you were doing that with, uh, is it Paul Craig? Paul Craig. I saw you using the low back and stuff,

and I thought to myself, man, my boy might be in trouble because I know it's been a recurring issue for you. Yeah, yeah. It's like when it gets slightly a bit healthy, I bust my nut and I start just going crazy about it. You know what I mean? And then, of course, I put myself down again. And that's usually, that's the cycle.

That's a vicious cycle. It's like, oh, I'm healthy. I'm good to go. Boom, something happens. Now, I don't know if we should go into Vegas anymore. We have vlogs coming out that you guys are going to be able to enjoy to get more of a visual experience on YouTube. Would you like to transition, maybe some NFL news or even shout at us.

We can do that. But before we do tomorrow, you're listening to this on Tuesday, tomorrow, Wednesday, we will be at Tin Roof in Columbia, South Carolina. And there's still tickets available. If you are, well, what are we laughing at? Just Jack over there. Just clapping. There's still tickets available.

Like all of our tickets are up. All of them are live. Every school we're going to Ohio State, Texas, Colorado, LSU, all the tickets should be available on the site. There'll be a link in the bio or a link in the description that you can click on. Buy those up. We will be there tomorrow

bringing the fucking noise. The fucking noise. We can transition to some NFL news because there's a lot of shit going on. There's a lot of shit happening right now. First off, top of my head in NFL news, Jalen Ramsey has been traded from the L.A. ramps to Miami Dolphins.

A lot of people are saying that L.A. Got the shaft on that deal. Your thoughts, William. Can you bring up, Can you bring up what? It's a third round and a tight end. I think, like, if L.A. was trying to trade Jalen, right? You kind of get an idea what the market was for Jalen.

It was third round pick and then a tight end that everybody's out there chirping. But, yeah, everybody, the assumption is that L.A. lost a deal. Like, at the end of the day, it seems like they were trying to offload Jalen so that way they could get some draft capital and maybe potentially, I guess, fill a need for a tight end. my thoughts are like you know I think I think you see the name Jalen Ramsey

and you just think boom they just got the most they got one of the best corners in the game yeah Jalen can still very much be one of the best corners in the game but he had a very up and down year one of my favorite players to watch in the game his physicality the dog that he has in him

when he's trying to violently hit guys jump routes and everything else but it'll be interesting to see he's going to be Mitch you made up a good point earlier he's going to be the two corner behind. Who is it, Xavier? Xavier. That's right.

I hate that. I said Xavier. No disrespect, Xavier. Xavier. Xavier Howard, who is a dog in Miami. But, you know, at the end of the day, it seemed like they're trying to offload Jalen.

And if that's the market for Jalen, then it's like, hey, we're going to get what we can as his way on. Because it's not like Jalen, a player like Jalen. I don't mean this disrespectfully. It's not like he's going to continue to ascend and be the corner that he once was.

Like corners, I feel like it's one of those things. Like once you have more of a shorter window of that greatness. And I don't think Jalen will continue to be the corner that he was as he won the Super Bowl. Because when you're Jalen, you think this, you got a massive bag. Then he get paid twice, even with L.A. You get two fat bags. You've won a Super Bowl. You are an all pro corner.

You've won all there is to win. You're a Hallfammer. And you made it more of a – you built on your brand even more out in L.A. Now you're going to Miami. Like, he loves the idea of the idea of that. this stuff off the field, in my opinion, to where it's like, I don't think he will be that dog that everyone thinks that he is getting to kind of say, like, he's on the back nine of his career. He's probably in the back nine of his career. I could probably agree with you on that,

but a third round pick and it was a Hunter Long, no disrespect to Hunter Long. I don't, I don't know who Hunter Long is. I'm not even trying to, I'm not trying to be rude, but like a third round pick for a guy that is still a Pro Bowl corner in the NFL, like, it seems like Miami is trying to put the pieces together the way that the L.A. Ram, did a few years ago. Now we're seeing the repercussions for the Rams actions because they go, they spend all their draft capital, they go get a bunch of players.

Their cap super high, they offloaded a little bit of that paying, getting rid of Jalen Ramsey and sending them over to Miami. But if I'm an L.A. Rams fan, I'm not the most optimistic individual going into this next season unless they do some big things in free agency. They can restructure a couple of guys like we talked about last week in the cap

and make sure that they can be a team that is going to fight for another NFC West Championship. It's going to be really fucking hard in that division. Because, yeah, you got the Niners. Shout out, Law, Studio, and the Seattle studs. Arizona is an absolute fucking dumpster fire right now, but who knows what's going to happen

that? Maybe that Quote that Beecham gave earlier this week. Maybe Keller Murray does grow up. Cardinals don't have a fucking chance. They don't have a shot, boys. I'm going to be honest with you. Big Arizona guy grew up in Arizona. Cardinals don't have a fucking...

49ers Seahawks. That's what the NFC West is going to come down to. And also, when I say back nine and talking about Jail, Ram's like Jalen Ramsey's back nine is still a pro bowl caliber player. I think they're also doing, doing solid on Jalen, sending him to a place in a contender like Miami. I know like when you are that prominent of a player, it's good to see. It's like when there are rumors and talks of maybe essentially trading Derek Kendrick

from the Titans. You'd almost hope the Titans do right by him by sending him off to somewhere where you can potentially win a Super Bowl. In Miami can't compete in that world. And now that they have Howard and Jalen being the two guy, like they have two top dogs, two arguably top what top 10 corners yeah they're probably the best corner duo in the NFL and that's off the top of the head I'd have to say I know that's off the top that is off the top that is off the top you got two big name guys like that and I could now I could be that fan that's feeding into

the names yeah and there's like two duos out there that are absolutely murdering the game sexiest duo that's a sexiest duo no question but a couple of good looking guys is that what we're talking about yeah he is yeah yeah very hands very handsome I'm saying even on paper you see those names again Jalen Ramsey it still gives it still packs the same punch. Like everyone just thinks, like, oh, fucking Jaylon Ramsey, he's the best in the game. They are like the sexiest names on paper. Yeah.

Speaking of sexy names, the Kelsey Brothers. Travis obviously hosted S&L a couple weeks ago. Did a phenomenal job on that, especially in his monologue. Jason Kelsey has said, I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season after talking it over with my wife and other friends and family. I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and tractors. The tractors for fueling me.

I ain't fucking done yet. Jason Kelsey's fucking coming back there. He's fucking bad. Football is better with fucking Jason Kelsey. It really is, dude. He just fucking seems like a massive leader. He always has great quotes. He knows what to say.

They have an outstanding podcast in New Heights. The Kelsey brothers truly are living their best lives right now. Hopefully, I kind of want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl next year just because of Jason Kelsey. Like, that is the kind of respect I have for that. know he's already got one. His brother's got two. Maybe he can even the score in this 20-23 season. But that is a big deal for the Philadelphia Eagles and their leadership in that locker

room, dude, because he just seems like a dude that is truly one of those fucking guys. Yeah, I thought he'd go out. I thought he'd retire. I really think if they would have won, he would have retired. Yeah, because you go out on top like that. Do you know how it is, though, man? You get there, and then next year you're like, hey, we'll be back. We'll be back.

tough motherfucker to get back. Even being being competitive in the playoffs, like it's a hard fucking thing to do, man. Really,

just because you go to the playoffs when you're dumbing you go back to next year. Now Philly is a really good football team. But all it takes is one injury, right? You get hurt, Hertz gets hurt or AJ. I'm not putting the demons

on those boys at all, but they are those caliber of players when they get hurt, massive implications happen to another NFL team. Their NFL team. It is one of those deals. This league is built to be an eight-n-n-n-eight

league now 9 and 8 or 8 and 9 given the 17th game but brother like they have some fucking building blocks they have a great defense they have a stacked offense their offensive line is elite brother if you're talking about doing right by derrick henry imagine derrick henry in that backfield brother imagine derrick henry in that fucking backfield they say we're miles centers mild centers is a stud derrick henry is a fucking unit now i don't know if he do very well in the eagle's offense because derrick's one of those dudes the more you give him touches the better he gets. But fuck, dude, just seeing that house in the backfield,

God damn, that would be so terrifying. Eagles are, I feel like, are more of an RPO type offense because you have Jalen Hertz, who's a, who's a weapon. And you see Derek, mostly in his careers in, like, your classic eye formation or him right behind the quarterback type stuff, RPO, he's not really a turn his shoulders away from a line of scrimmage than back in. I'm not saying he can't do it. I'm just saying, based on his last seven years in the NFL, that hasn't been something that he has done consistently. Everybody's got their strengths and weakness stuff like that. But Miami, going back to Miami, dude, they could be contenders.

Absolutely. We got to figure out, as I heard Rumblins, they're talking about wanting a quarterback and free agency. I didn't know the Miami stuff. Like, just right now with their roster with two and how they play last year. And then you got coach McDaniels who's running that. Like, they're going to be a good team. They're going to be a good ball ballpark. Again, you added Jalen Ramsey. They have a good defense. They're going to keep building on that good defense now. But yeah, they are, they have weapons on offense with Tyree Kill. Who's, yeah, Jalen Waddle and Tyree Kill, they like combined. They're like, you know, arguably the best duo, receiver duo in the game.

But it will be. I did not know that, that they're kind of looking to wheel and dealing for a agency. Yeah, and it's just rumor mills, right? Everyone's fucking over-analyzing everything right now in March and figuring it all out. Free agency starts tomorrow, right? Yeah, it's the tampering period now. Yeah. We'll get to see what happens with Big Jeff.

You see Duran Payne. He just got paid. That's going to set up the, that's going to set up the detackle market, which is, you know, I feel like it's going to be expensive this year. If teams want to keep all their guys like Quinn and Williams, who are some other big time D-tackles that are, no, not available that teams are in their first contract. The teams are going to look to extend their own guys.

You got big job. I think Quinn Williams is only year three, right? Right, but you never know some of those guys. Yeah. Yeah. Chris Joseph just got paid. But the best thing to happen to Jeffrey Simmons is who was the individual that got. They're on paying.

He's looking at 23 a year maybe. Yeah. 22 and a half, 23 a year. That just bumped up what Jeffrey Simmons is now worth. Yeah. And it happened the same way that we discussed on this show of guys getting paid. Duran Payne, young cat, very talented individual. And he reset the market besides Aaron Donald.

And that's just, we talked about you got a fucking unicorn out there. That's, it's an easy thing for other teams to argue against agents. It's like, yes, Jeffrey Simmons might be as good as Aaron Donald is now. We could even argue that he's better. he's going into year 10. We don't know, like, he didn't have the best year last year, and Jeffrey Simmons continues to make that climb. However, look at what Aaron Donald did in his first four seasons

as an NFL football player. Like we're talking about, I think he had a defensive player of the year. He was definitely Pro Bowl all four years. He had a couple all pros in there. It's some wild fucking shit that that man was able to accomplish in such a short amount of time. So it's easy for those teams to argue that. But is it Duran Payne?

Duran Payne. Duran Payne being able to have this contract four year, $90 million definitely puts Jeffrey Simmons in a great position to probably get something similar to that. I would assume it would probably be a four-year $95 million or something like that. And when you're Jeff, this is like, this is, you know, patience is on your side because you have somebody out of here like DeRan who gets paid first. It helps kind of solidify that floor or whatever they're out there trying to negotiate right now. But that's, yeah, I think it's good for

for Big Jeff. Now, one thing you did bring up that I don't think we're going to see in free agency is you say we find a little bit more about Jeffrey Simmons. I don't think we're going to find out anything about Jeffrey Simmons until we're close to camp. I think you're looking at late July, early August, probably at the earliest. You're talking about because he's under contract for another year? He's under contract. They picked up his fifth year option based on contract experience of how the Titans do things. Now, obviously, there's a new GM in there.

They probably won't offer, or they probably did offer Jeff something last year because he was, you know, doing the whole sit-out, not sit-out thing during OTAs where he was there. He was available, but he wasn't practicing type thing. but the way if you look at history of teams you can find out when guys are going to get paid sometimes they renegotiate in year three going to year four some guys wait till four going into five those types of things there's a lot more wiggle room when it comes to the first round picks because you know you have the franchise tags and the fifth year option so guys can go like kirk cousins did seven years without getting a second like long-term guaranteed contract right right right

right but it's all i feel like it's all different with the end of it like yeah time is on the side of it really it's on the side it's both sides have time but you look at as a team you do have the fifth year option you can kind of sit on that it's more of like hey you don't want to piss the player off because Jeff seems to be posturing with deleting everything off the social medias playing the game kind of playing that game you know within the game similar to like the a j brown incident last year so you could be looking at a situation you know you don't know what's being said on the over the phone and behind closed doors but like hey we want to get something done by this date or you know you could fracture the relationship with the player like when you got when you

got somebody like when kirk's going from tag to tag and he's still showing up to everything like there's just that you know it's way play like speaking to the player what does the player want to do it's different when you're a quarterback too like you got to be in there you got to have the leadership stuff like yeah kind of like different it's like again do you want to you know play the i'm i'm going to go silent i'm not going to show up to anything like it's all i think it's all dependent. It all depends from situation to situation for a guy. And I think the way Jeff is posturing, it seems like, hey, I don't want to wait until fucking camp or X, Y, and Z. Like, I want to get something. All my money now. Yeah, I mean, patience is the best thing for Jeffrey Simmons right now.

If I'm, if based on the way Jeff is going, it's really seeming like he's not going to show pro teas. He's going to, he should be there at mandatory minicamp. Your boy tried to miss mandatory minicamp, missed out of $90,000. So probably should go to that, Jeff, just let you know. They don't give it back to you. I even asked John. He said, absolutely not. And then get into camp and see what happens, man. But I think if he's anywhere close to a contract going into camp, you do the whole, hey, I'll practice.

Because you don't want to go into camp. Practice get hurt. You're fucked then. You're fucking yourselves. If he goes into camp, they're working on a deal and they're somewhat getting close to what he thinks. You just tell them, hey, I'm at camp. I'm going to go to meetings, but I'm not going to practice until this deal's done.

Right, right. And that way, can't get fined for not being there. but you're also putting your foot down knowing that, hey, listen, I need to get paid because you got to look out for yourself in that situation. When you're that close, rolls an ankle, something happens, God forbid. I mean, brother, that's a lot of money you're throwing out the window if you do something like that. Yeah, he's definitely, that's the right way to look at it.

I mean, yeah, you hurt yourself. You're just, all you're doing is hurting your own position, your own situation. But you do, you show up, you do all the things to where you can still be around the guy, still be in the camaraderie, all that kind of stuff. build those relationships going to the season but being like, no, I'm not fucking playing until we get something done. Right. It's the best way

to go about it as in the player's shoes selfishly. It'll be very interesting to see how far Jeff wants to take this thing. If the deal doesn't get done, we could, I mean, speaking out of both sides of my mouth, we could see something like AJ last year where you're in the year's the first round and all of a sudden a big trade happens and Jeff is somewhere else.

And I mean, if that happens, I feel like it's going to be tough. It'll be tough for Nashville. I don't think they're letting big Jeff. Definitely. Yeah, I mean, as much as Brable loves Jeff, dude, it's fucking, I mean, I can't see that happening. Do we hit another ad before we go to, do we, is there any more NFL news we need to talk about? Shout out the boy, I'm here. Resigning with the Raiders.

But yeah, always, always got to shout out the boys. Yeah, the boy is going into year nine. Going into year nine and looks absolutely incredible, the way he's like changes his body from college, being just an absolute stud, built like a pit bull. to now he's got all the, you know, if you listen to that episode, the way he goes about all of his body work and training and breath work and everything else. He's like transformed his body. But yeah, shout out to the boy for resigning with the Raiders. Dude, shout out to him.

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we go to Shout Out of No for Shadow the Week. Yeah, let's go to Shut, I'm off your Shadow of the Week. It's a big time. Blast. And, you know, pay respects, like, it's comedy week for the boys. We're rolling out some comedians this week.

Yeah, absolutely. We got Bird and Shane. We got Brian Callan on Thursday. It's going to be a fucking awesome week. And everybody who's been subscribing, I hope you guys are all enjoying the twice a week episodes going on right now. Now we get into the Spring Tour

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The boys in the back have a lot of work ahead of them. Have a lot of work ahead of them. It's going to be outstanding, though. They do a phenomenal job. Blas! Get on that mic, brother. Fucking have some confidence behind that. voice. Let's see what we got. Yeah, my shout out this week goes to something that I'm not sure when we exactly went away from it or when they just kind of like, I guess stopped doing it inside bathrooms.

But I went to a friend's house this weekend, helped them with some remodeling. And when I went in the bathroom, I noticed that the toilet seat had a padded cover on it. I hadn't seen that in quite some time, but I went in there. I had to go. I sat on it. And it reminded me how comfortable this is. and why did we ever decide to go away from it? But I need to bring that back.

So my shout-out, no-free shout-out, goes to the padded toilet seat. Hmm. Interesting take. Very 70s of your friends. Very 70s. I like it. Jackie, what you got? Nothing crazy this week.

Just going along the lines of what's on the schedule. Shout out. No-frey shout-out to the spring tour. Like we've been working hard, building up to it. We've got six stops coming up the next six weeks. It's going to be election. electric live shows, hanging out with coaches, interviewing players. I'm excited to be traveling with the boys.

Check out a couple of new spots. I've never been, especially LSU. That one's high on the list. We've talked about it. But yeah, shout out, a free shout out to the spring tour. It's going to be a fucking time. If you haven't gotten tickets,

you're selling out fast, so you better get in there. Tell them. Fast is relative. Mitch. My shout-out, no free shout-out this week goes to. I mean, as everybody knows,

I'm a P. B and J guy. Every, everyone knows that. Yeah. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that. You know Mitch, you know he loves BB&J. The first thing I learned about Mitch when he was sitting in that chair was the PB&J guy.

Yeah, he is. So. They call him PB&J. Yeah. And it's a, it's a thing that can happen with every sandwich, but it's that one bite that you like kind of eat around and it's the center and has all the, the ingredients in it. Like, for me, it's the P v.

And J. There's nothing but peanut butter and jelly. For, like, say, it's like a ham and cheese or whatever, Jersey Mike's sub, or whatever. No free shout out to George Mike's. But it's that one bite that you save and it's in the middle and has everything good stuff.

And you take that bite and it's the best bite of the sandwich. Oh yeah, a big uncrustable guy. Yep. My shout out goes to that. All right. You bite down on that bread and all the ingredients just kind of just like pour out into your mouth, just nut your mouth.

Hell yeah, dude. Nothing like a good little fucking taste nut in your mouth from a sandwich. William. My shout-out, no free shout out this week's going to go to the bidet. we were in Vegas we had a nice room we had a bidet on the toilet and uh it's always an absolute pleasure getting that butthole sprayed by the bidet when that thing starts oscillating and giving your asshole a little swirly it's like you think to yourself yo I'm in the butt

play because of a bidet you know what I mean you learn a lot about yourself yeah you do it's like at first you know you like your asshole kind of squeezed together and you kind of just start giggling to yourself when the door's closed but then you kind of relax a little bit and you're like This is kind of nice. You're kind of like moving front and back a little bit. Yeah. I just kind of see what gets down here. And then it's got the dryer for you,

you dry it up a little bit. And then you wipe and realize there's not a whole lot there, dude. And then you just, you know. But my shout-out, no free shout-out goes to the bidet. You shout-out the bidet and tease and peas to Charo for her husband finding out he's into ass play. So she's going to have to go through something serious there. I put my knees to my head and let it ride.

Let it ride. My shout-out, no-free shout-out is taking, it goes to taking a chance and getting through the fear. This weekend, I've obviously done that. I've obviously told you guys about what's happened without the result happening. I was scared for my fucking life. I was nervous, but I took a chance and, spoiler, it paid off fucking big. My shout-up, No Free Shout-out goes to taking a chance. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Shall we get into this Bert and Shane episode? Some of two of our favorites. Always have a great high energy time. Shane is, you know, didn't say a whole lot. Just out there looking cool as fucking those shades. Yeah, he looked cool. You know, Bert, he's just a storyteller, man.

He just, all you got to say is Bert, welcome to the pod. And then he's the podcast. Then sit back and fucking watch it happen. Shane did a phenomenal job nursing a hangover and having nice little quick one-line hitters in there that made us fucking lose our mind. Yeah. but it was the best man probably the best ending to a podcast we've ever had to

they talk about which one of us they which one you would want to fuck out of Bert and Shane no out of Bert and me no no it was Shane we asked them to like which one of us no no Bert asked Shane who he'd rather fuck you or me right yeah yeah it's a fun time

yeah and it kind of that's what leaks over into the Christian McCaffrey pod yeah we'll be able to piece that together it's fun I hope you guys enjoy it subscribe rate five stars leave comments, hit that little ringer bell on YouTube, turn on the notifications for when all the content, the vlogs, the bus scenes, the under the hood, the shorts, the clips, all that stuff drops. But without further ado, big hugs, tiny kisses.

Here is Bert and Shane. You done these? No. If I do, I'm back 100% for the rest of my life. Oh, really? I was addicted to dip. Yeah. Like addicted.

The second, the first time I put it in my mouth. Dunzo. Loved it. Loved it. I loved everything about it. I still to this day will buy cans of dip and smell them

like a fucking serial killer. Really? And it will bring me back to a fucking college. Great memories. If I smell Copenhagen, it reminds me of being a pledge,

being a freshman in college. If I smell winter green, it reminds me in my summers in college. Like mint. Oh, fuck. If I smell Kodiak, I think of ninth grade.

That's the first time? First time I had Cody. Yeah. Zero-zero dip experience. Oh, brother. It's really something else. Like, there's nothing better. You can do it with a practice.

You get done with the practice. The day's been hard. It's a hot summer day. And you sit in your locker, drenched in sweat, and you take a big fat lip and you put it in. It's truly a Nirvana. Oh, man,

choose the stuff. It's got like a dog logo and it's like 99 cents a packet. Like stokers? No. Dog logo? It's like a dog logo. You can get tubs of stubs of stokers.

It's like $5. Box and the back seat. Five can. hands in one. It's just this big tub. Russ Grimm, Pennsylvania guy. He would do that all the time. Gave him a real bad cough, lost his leg about two months later. I don't know if that's anything to do with it. Just something to put on your radars though. He keeps something about doing Stoker. Red Man really bad because I ran, I randomly. Are we, we're rolling? Oh, yeah, yeah. We're rolling. So Red Man, I was looking for something. I wasn't drinking, but I was looking. I'm always looking

for something. Like, even if it's cutting, like I'm looking for something. If it works for someone, it's got to work for me, right? anything anything bulimia you name it if it works someone it's kind of work for me it's kind of bring joy to you yeah bring joy to them so Belimia we'll have a great time when they're believing you anything dude

They look good They look fantastic They're fucked up though They have fucked up teeth So I'm looking to thin my hair out So I thought I'll start So I one day I'm in a CVS and I go I have man I never had a problem

with red man I'll just take some red man put ramman in my cheek and the second the nicotine hit me i went i'm back i'm back and i have no control over it i have no control over it it's the second time that gets you first time's the hook but the second time you're like all right i'll do i did have a good time i'll do it one more time the thing i hate about nicotine which i know you guys probably deal with is when you are when it's not working for you and it's just making your heart race you're like this fucking i don't even i'm not even enjoying it anymore. Like I've done it four times today and I'm like just going like I'm looking for something. Yeah. It is a search after you get like kind of used to it a little bit.

You're like, fuck man, where is that first, that first moment? First time smoking weed, first time doing anything that maybe you shouldn't do, you might be bad for you. You go in there the first time you're like, holy shit. Yeah. This is what life is really all about. That is really it. The nicotine, though, I don't think there's anything wrong with the nicotine. You put a couple of these bad boys in there. and there's a bunch of people like Ben Greenfield. You know, that's actually real. Yeah. You know, Huberman went on two bears one cave,

and he said, I'm paraphrasing, smoking is good for you. Yeah. And I did see you guys try to clip that the way it is. He said nicotine isn't bad for you. It's nicotine. It's all about delivery systems, right? So smoking's a delivery system.

Fucking Zins are a delivery system. If you're going to have the healthiest way to get nicotine into your body, then it does offset, I think, dementia and Parkinson's. Offset. Shane walked in, walked into this building.

Just like, fucking, he couldn't have had more slump shoulders. And I go, he puts his hand up, like gentle like this. Good to see you,

bud. Taps me on the hip right in the love handle. And I'm like, you all right. He goes, I'm a piece of shit, dude.

I'm going to get a water. He kind of walks away. You walk out. You're like, hey, boys, what's going on? What's going to,

hey. The famous words, I think we'd take it easy tonight. Oh, brother. Every day, I've been here. I've been like, all right, got to take this one off. When we were talking about me, you're like, blacked out. You're like, yeah.

Were you hanging out with fucking Chris Long last night? Yeah, yeah, that was pretty sweet. Fuck, yeah. It was Will. Yeah, we made it to the right house. We saw Chris Long, and we were, Chris Long, just one of the best, dude. He is awesome. Dorfin, it was me, him and Dorffin.

Yeah. It's great. It was a good time. Yeah. There was a moment where I was like, I was like, yo, if you're a bro, if you're a bro, you're about to walk into a bro orgy. Because you got us, KFC, fucking, like, it was.

Like, did you see the one dude? This is the best this one kid is like moving beers around the bar. And he says, Shane, he goes, bro, bro, bro, bro. You're not my favorite fucking comedian. Favorite comedian. I think Shane says, well, you're about to have your mind blown when you're behind me. And then he just turns around, he sees me,

and he starts sprinting laps around the bar going, shut the fuck off! I went into the bathroom and saw that kid doing Coke. I mean, I said a guy. I went to take a piss, he was like, you say, you want to do a bump? You want some coke? I was like, no, dude.

You said no? Yeah, I said no. I said no. Dude, that guy's Coke. That was mad. There's a dude that came up and he goes, hey, will you come up, will you make a video and call my friend a bitch?

Yeah. And we were like, slow down, brother. You do it, though? He gave me $100 cash. Oh, so you did it? Yeah, did it. Hell yeah, brother. That's amazing.

I didn't know you did it. Yeah. Oh, hey, yeah. We make money out here, bum. We do whatever we got to do. $100. Yeah, he's like, all dude. And then he like, one ripped.

He's like, oh, don't worry, I got to eat more. Hey, hit me another one. Yeah, hand me that. Hey, I got a two-year-old that's sick at home. So last night, I was like, hey, I'm not going to, I got to go home. I'm going to be a good dad. I wake up to a 630 text Will's not going to the workout

I'm like man it must have been a night and I gotta sit here and have FOMO you guys recap at incredible time we'll do it tonight we'll do it I'm free tonight yeah I'm free tonight everybody's like oh oh Bert's here too and I look over Bert's like you know

got a shirt up taking a photo somebody wants their shirt up yeah just having a good time that patty spot is cool too has that become overplayed yet for you to other people everyone wants to take their shirt off like the first time we met you you walked in the warehouse we took our shirts off

every time you see people that's never become like by the way I don't don't understand the people that don't love all of it. I love all of it. I love getting recognized. I love people liking me. Like, it's the greatest fucking feeling in the world. Today, I go to the fuck, you know, you know, ready?

Today, I go to the fucking Radio Row. And the guy goes, a cop being a little bit of dick, he goes, I said, where's Radio Row? And he goes, so over there, you're not getting in. I said, why's that? And he goes, it's, it's a whole thing. You need like a VIP pass. And I go, I think I'll be good. And he goes, what?

I said, I'll be fine. And the three cops. working with them lose their fucking shit and they're like, oh shit, shit, it's the machine! The machine! What's up, guys? And he's like, so how do you play it on getting on Radio Row? I go, I'm going to show my face. And I just went over. I was like, hey, and they're like, oh, come on in.

It's like, I fucking love all of that. You skip so many fucking boring loopholes in life when you get, when someone likes what you do. Like, that's what I don't understand. Like, I love Johnny Depp. I love Joaquin Phoenix, all those guys. But the way they just like, go, like, no, man, I don't want it. I go, what the fuck?

it's not how you get pussy because that's it doesn't work for me that's uh that's refreshing because some people I really want to act like they don't fucking like it but how could you not be a little bit of addicted to it if I get recognized once in a while I'm fine I'm fired up

it's not even addicted it's someone saying I like what you do like you make me happy like why the fuck like I watch I watch it when it happens to Shane of people come up and going dude you're the funniest guy I've ever seen never ashamed of him like please

my space. Yeah. It's like fucking, you go, oh, thank you, man. I'm so glad that I made you happy. Shane doesn't make you feel uncomfortable at all? No. You love it.

I mean, I wouldn't say I love it. Brother. You love it because you're not allowed to. You're not allowed to. It sounds gross when you say I love it. Because then you look like you're a fame whore and next thing you know, they think you're doing the mass singer.

That's not what I'm talking about. You do the mass singer? I think you'd be fantastic. We'd walk out like they did with fucking Giuliani. I feel like we like, Remember that? Who the panda is. Huh?

Not make fun of each other, but we like to lean into it and like, somebody recognizes, we're like, let's take off the girl from the panda's mask. It's Shane Gillers. No, there's a difference between being famous for the sake of famous and liking being recognized. Yeah. Like, liking people.

All this is people liking your shit. What's the difference? Like, give us a, like, how is there the contrast of it? What's the difference of it? So, like. Liking being famous. like, so like, I'm trying to think of the right example. Bo Burnham actually was, said it brilliantly in a,

and in one of his specials. He was, I'm watching Celebrities Lip Sync. Like, what, what kind of fucking mind? That's, I have, this is my time that I'm wasting of a guy just going, lip, you're not even doing anything. So it's like, that's like, carpool karaoke and all those things. It's like, you're doing, or like even sometimes, I mean, like, like the mass singer, which I love the mass singer is, I guess, I don't have never seen it,

but like dancing with the stars. like that's just being in front of the America to be famous whereas without doing your thing I only want to do my thing like I want to make people laugh I want to do it my way I want to do podcasts I'll do a movie but like just like hey do you want it like I'm here to do this but this is because it's fun yeah I'm not just like hey bird do you want to like I've done it I've done it I did I've done like celebrity cooking shows or whatever and you realize you're just you're

there's no test you're just like putting your say put your face in front of something to go like remember this that's different yeah think i don't know how do you like it i don't do anything you're blowing up i don't do anything yeah you are blowing up man you're fucking thanks you're crushed yeah your shit's literally actually dude this is a funny story so i'm not going to say who the person is you know this individual okay uh i'm watching the big 10 championship at this individual's house and we're talking about comedians and i go buddy you've got to watch Shane gillis a special in austin texas he's fucking i start seeing your praise it's hilarious, you're going to love it. He makes fun of

special ed kids. He makes fun of a racism. Oh yeah. Yeah, brother. He gives it to all of them. Everybody. He's really breaking them down. They're like, too good for too long. I have sold this dream to these individuals. We pop it on.

Go to YouTube. They kick it on three minutes into it. You're going talking about Fox Dads. Yeah. The guy I'm talking, the Fox News Dads, the guy who I told to watch this is a Fox News. news dad. We're sitting there, I'm laughing my ass over the corner. He's not saying a fucking peep. Oh, he thought that was too little.

Yeah, five minutes into it. He goes, let's watch something else. And doesn't say, he doesn't say he doesn't watch anything. He turns it off. I talked to him two nights ago. I was like, bro, you got to put it back on. And then I rewatched it again. And then you do the Trump thing about how he, if he gets murdered, like he'd be the funniest guy, like, nah, he can't watch it. Yeah. He just, I can't. Watching it ahead of time. Like, okay. Like, like, a parent, like a parent for their kid. Like, I wonder if Frozen's going to be like the okay for my kids to watch. Like, how much is the other, are they too young? That confuses me when dudes are like, you're too

liberal. I get that a lot. Do you really? Yeah, I get people like, oh, you fucking pussy. Why are you talking shit on Trump? Like, I don't know, I think I'm doing it like the nicest of anybody. Yeah, I would definitely not. And then I get in Trump, people like, he loves Trump. Or something like that, you know? But you play

both sides of the fence. And the thing is about people getting mad about the Trump thing, people who love Trump, hate people that get triggered, but they're in turn getting triggered. It's like, oh, it's a vicious circle we're It was like comics who hated Hannah Gatsby, and then, but they're edgy comics, and they're like, oh, if you don't like what I say, just turn it off.

And you're like, well, you didn't like what she said. Like, what did she say? I don't know that it was, it was, I mean, it's not, it's not obviously it wasn't written for me, but I liked it. I liked it. Yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah. There's the joke. You condone the thought process.

I loved it. I don't know what they're talking about. I fucking loved it. No, no, no, but I like, you could argue. I mean, you could argue, and this will get me in trouble, but Chappelle's doing something very similar now. Did Hannah Gadsby? Yeah, yeah, like doing that destroy comedy and be serious.

Okay. You know, like, he does, he did the fucking 15, 30 minute thing where he just talked and no jokes. Yeah. Oh, hey, are we getting some water soon? I'm not doing that. I wish I knew, man. I know.

I got a water. What I'm gathering is, apparently, this Hannah-Chic, hates comedy, and it's a great comic. And then, okay, who is this? You said Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle's a great comic. He said that's all of everything he does. He said Dave Chabelle was Hannah Gatsby.

Dude, you said that. You said that. He said five all time was Hannah Gatsby. Hannah Gatsby is the lesbian date. You go. Yeah. But it's tough when you don't know what they're talking about. I'm just laughing.

You're laughing. You're laughing. You're going to affect the laugh. Exactly. Oh, hell yeah. No, it's fun watching Shane blow up. I hate all this. Oh, my God. Dude, we're chilling.

How's football, dude? What's what's with football? Football is about as turbulent. What's going on with football? Football is as turbulent as it can possibly get right now. Yeah, I've played 20 games in three years. Oh. Yeah, woof.

That's a hot, though. What's that? That's fine. Yeah. Is it? I don't know. Yeah, me either. I'm kind of just trying to figure out life right now.

But the podcasts are great. This is fantastic. I love doing this. Yeah, pod life is good. Yeah, pod life's awesome. This whole week has been a fucking crazy deal. Yeah. Will got banned from the NFL.

What? Oh, yeah. You didn't hear? What happened? Remember the gambling stuff? Not like actually. Oh, is that what had happened? Yeah.

He was going to sign with the Falcons. Yeah. He only drove down to Atlanta. They were going to sign them 15 minutes, no problem. NFL comes back. They won a thousand different things from Will. He ends up having to go back to Nashville weeks and weeks and weeks go by. Not a whole trying to get it figured out.

And then eventually it was just like, there's a what, three weeks left in the season? You're like, fuck it. I don't want to tell your story, but I know we have a limited amount of time. Yeah, they made it as difficult as possible. Yeah. Probably the bar still stuff, I would assume. But I don't fucking know. One of my first text was to Shane.

Yeah, he was like, I got it, baby. I was like, that's incredible. That's incredible. And then nothing ever happened And I was like On the case race He's like, well, it's over, bro. You're one of us now.

He was talking about like year 10 I was sitting there and just blacked out Like, you're not going anywhere, motherfucker. Your pants are off and you're blacked out, dude. Oh my God. Did, uh, Bert, how was Amsterdam with the boys with KFC? Was it not like, fights was telling me

it took him, like he got back on a Sunday. or whatever. And like Wednesday, he was like, I think I have to go to the hospital. This can't just be like something else happened. Yeah. Well, we, I put it on them. Like, I was like, I'm going to, I want to, I want them, I want him to feel it. Like, but, you know, I, I, I run at that pace for the whole tour, you know, so I have my workarounds. I get a nap when I want one and like, there's certain like fixes. And when I go on stage, all the anxiety or whatever, you're not feeling good. It just goes away. Yeah. But, yeah, we got up. They came in. We started drinking.

and smoking joints at like 9 in the morning and then drank all the way into lunch. Nine in the morning. Nine in the morning went to the bulldog and everyone lit a joint. Everyone had a beer. We had like four beers there and then just kept it going all day. We went and had Chinese food. We went to a casino and then we ended the night.

We overdosed on mushrooms. Hold on what are you about overdose? It was we got well some mushrooms over there. It's a truffles. It's like psilocybin and fused truffles? No. they can get psilocybin and truffles also. So I guess the mushrooms when it comes out of ground,

a truffles when it's under the ground. Yeah. I think. I'm not a doctor. I think you're right. But we spent, we spent like $190 on mushrooms and then everyone had mushrooms. I did not eat mushrooms and only because I didn't,

I didn't want to flip out and then ruin this great trip for them. I didn't want to like have a moment and then be like, I got to go to my room. But like Mark Smalls like low, low key overdose and like had to like go. He was like, I'm going into myself. Fiderberg threw up in the casino.

And then we ended up at the banana room having a, it was a fucking blast. It was so much fucking fun. How many days was it? They were there for three. They were there for three. We did a big venue in Amsterdam. We took a boat on the canal to get there. It was fucking awesome.

It was really great. What's been one of your favorite spots to travel internationally? Oh, I don't know. Australia is pretty sick. I feel like you've been all over this fashion. Australia is pretty cool. Australia is great Australia is great

I don't know what to say Shane is just a shell of who he was How did you get How did you get so fucked up last night I drank What time did you get to the house Yeah he took that bump I don't know

What time did we leave? Paddies We probably left Paddies No I meant the other bar What two in the morning Yeah Well that's not that bad Not that bad

But I feel like you've been You did a couple days in a row Yeah I did When I was sexy I was like When's the show and you want to get beer you're like, man, I'm trying not to. Yeah.

And then once I got there, you're like, jug this. Well, the O line for the chiefs rolled in, and you can see Shane. That's like, that's Shane's pussy. I love it. I love seeing big boys. Yeah. Because he's going to show him his jokes. Oh, yeah, you were getting in it?

Yeah. Did you, was Orlando Brown there? Yeah. God, he's seen at the biggest fucking human being of all time. He's a cool fucking guy. Is he? Oh. Yeah, they were all awesome.

He comes in. He tacked. DMs me and he's like, hey man, I'm trying to roll through with the O line. Do you think you could, like, get us backstage? And I'm like, and I know this is what Shane loves. This is, yeah, that's just a wheel have. Can you make sure to leave your chicks at the door because Shane's going to want all of you guys? I'm going to see these boys.

I'm going to go there. Where did you play college, dude? Like Oklahoma, I'm like, that's sick. What years for it? I like, that's what. That's fucking awesome. We went to Notre Dame. Oh, the boys.

Those are the boys. Those are the boys. young boys, dude. We were, yeah, when we did the tour, we were doing like baseball fields. That was so sick. But we were in South Bend and the O-Line came out. I was like, yeah, see, that's the whole time.

I remember when you were- We got Ohio State week one, dude, let's go. We were doing one in Indianapolis, and we were trying to get Quentin Nelson and go, you're like, if we get Quentin here, tell him I will, he's the number one. I need Quinton. You love him like that?

Yeah, I'm a big fan. Buddy, after the show, we'll get him on the phone. He fucking, he is. He is all fucking time. Well, I'm just gonna be like, hey. Quinn's like, he's so quiet. Remember when that safety bliss against Georgia and you picked him up and fucking leveled him, dude?

That was so sad. Remember you chokeslam that guy against LSU in the bowl game? Dude, you love ball. Orlando Brown rolls in first. I mean, I'm talking like, like, I hate to say it's like a big, like sweet dude, big handshake.

Thank you so much. so fucking funny and I see Shane light up. Yeah. But I was also wearing my fucking Eagles hat and I was like, they didn't. Take it off? No. You pull like one of those off real quick?

Yeah. They didn't care at all. They were like, you guys are boys now. I wouldn't sound friends with the Chiefs. But me and the Chiefs are pretty close now. Is it close enough to where you're rooting for both teams? No.

Like if the Chiefs, you're like, hey, my boys did it? No. No. No. How do you see this game going? I don't know. I mean, I'm not, it comes and goes.

I think the Eagles are going to win. I think the Eagles are going to win too. I think the Eagles are going to win. I think the Eagles are going to win. Everybody's saying they think the Eagles are going to win. Yeah, and that's like the worst thing you do to Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. The worst thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pat is, dude, did you watch the AFC championship game? Chiefs Bengals. Yes, I did. We were on our bus when we were watching it driving through the Scottish countryside. Yeah. God, that sounds like a double.

That was magical. Double-decker bus. double-ducker bus just fucking rolling those pictures I was like that's unbelievable but the game

really didn't even happen on Sunday the game happened Monday through Saturday the mayor of Cincinnati does this like press conference where he needs Joe Burrow and Patchamah

Mahomes to do a paternity test to make sure that Joe Burrow isn't Patcham Holmes' dad the whole city is basically trashing Kansas City the whole time because in the beginning of the week I was like

Bengals are going to win they're a better team that has put it on the bills it's going to be over they started doing that by Friday afternoon I was like chiefs are going to win this game

And that's, and that's, that's just that. And they fucking did. Mahomes is hobbling on an ankle. He loses all three of his receivers. The whole world is against Patching Mahomes and he fucking wins it. And I feel like that's kind of happening here. The Eagles are a better football team. They're a better football team through and through.

But man, Pat Mahomes is really him. It really goes down for us. Where can we sell more tickets? Yeah. And Philly is where it is. Yeah. You can sell some legit tickets in Philly. Fucking Philly fans go crazy.

Yeah, I like it. I remember when, you know, I saw. at this. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, I like it. Brother, I like it. You know that, like, what makes you enjoyable on podcast is that you

do not turn it on. Yeah. Or just you. Like, I can be annoying on podcast or like, stop fucking laughing. But like, you are just like... Your laugh's very nice. You're laughing. He's like... You're laughing. He's like, man, I just feel like this is gay. And then he'll just start going in on...

No. And just start going in on... No. But you're doing an amazing job. I'm doing fantastic right now. You're like, yeah. You're from Philly. I was like, yeah, I like it. That's crazy how bad that is. Tell me, have you ever thrown up on a child in a football game? No, that guy did that at the Phillies game.

That was wonderful. You ever, you hear that story? No. A guy and his kid were in front of these Phillies fans, and they were like, I guess talking shit back and forth, and a guy made himself throw up on the guy's kid. Oh, my God. A Philly fan did that.

That's the Philly way. That's like the nastiest thing of all time, dude. Philly's got to be like the skeeziest fans. Did you hear my joke about that last night? No. I go, who are you guys rooting, for to win the game and it was predominantly overwhelmingly Philadelphia and you see a few Chiefs fans like Chiefs go Chief yeah yeah you're afraid to talk up afraid someone's gonna throw up on

you fire no shit like your hair on fire yeah I mean you guys are the most savage fan base they're terrible dude I was I was with uh Michael Che and we were talking about going to the Niners Eagles NFC championship and he's a Niners fan he was like I'm going I was like dude do not go that would be a bad move don't fucking wear Niners going gear if you go. There's going to be 10,000 like 20 year old white dudes just literally spitting on you fucking, and then they're going to find out you're from S&L. Oh, it's over. They're going to see you're black.

You're going to go nuts, dude. You're going to have to fight. Yeah, they're going to wait a second. This son of a bitch is black. Oh, fuck, dude. Do you feel like you would have handled that? You feel like you wish you're the one holding the camera for the Joey Bosa situation? Did you see a video? You know, De So, so. Dude, Bosa has the perfect Philly last name.

Was that the dude who's standing in a thing and his chick's like, come on, let's go inside. Let's go inside. It's like, I'm rich, bitch, bitch. Yeah, I'm rich. You film this for your little butt buddies on Snapchat? He's the man, though. They're awesome. The Bosa brothers have, like, the full caveman vibe to him.

Yeah. They don't really talk a whole lot. They play video games, and it seems like they smoke a bunch of weeks. It's unfortunate that he ran into just fucking gremlins just like, Beausau. fucking loser. It's so, it had to be so frustrating. She's like, you're a loser.

Wait a second. It seems like he was triggered from the get-go, though. That video started, he can tell he's already been through it. Like, just getting to where he was, was hell. The hyenas were attacking the lion. Yeah. And the lion was like, I'll fight back. And you go, no, if you focus on one, they get your back on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on your tail. He's on your tail. And then the other lion was like, just walking inside. Plummers coming out, this on-perks. This Philly's a bunch of plumbers, dude. They're all on perks, dude. It's unbelievable.

Those tailgates are fucking gross, dude. Throwing eggs at them. Yeah. My whole family's from Philly. My whole fucking family's from Philly. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got like, I think 40 or 50 cousins that live in Philly.

Are you making this up? No, no. You fucking Hamish? You got 50 cousins? I got more than that, I think. My entire family's from Philly. My mom's one of nine, and then each of her brothers and each of her brothers, they're brothers, they all have at least five kids.

And so it's like fucking, we're thick in Philly. And so, yeah, like, my dad went to Malvern. My mom went to, my mom grew up on the main line right across from Valley Forge Military. And so all growing up, I was an Eagles fan, die hard. Eric Carl, Carl, Michael was like my favorite, Ron Jaworsky. I was Eagles and Bucks. Doug Williams was my God.

I was Eagles and Bucks. When I was a kid, when the, when the Bucs. The Bucs got, I mean college, obviously, Notre Dame. fucking crazy come on man you know how football works crazy wait do you root for the do you root for your teams

where you played college right oh what do you mean those are the games you watch when I was in college when you no no now oh yeah yeah 100% now absolutely I watched floor state oh the last time I was on I said

Clemson was better than Michigan my bad I was wrong I was wrong on that oh yeah okay good my best all right good I started rooting for my I was on Adderall

my face was dark Red that dude watched. You guys have hit me with the worst. Like, first time I wasn't busting with the boy, you said it when you saw me. You're like, God, damn. You look, he was like, I thought you were going to be 100 pounds bigger. I saw you on busing with the boys. He saw me like a week before on busing and just.

Yeah, it's the camera angle. Yeah. But we got to look good ourselves. And then, me and him did the one at Notre Dame. I had fomo during that. Bright red. I was fucking hammered. When the lighting's bad and your face is red,

he was like, you're going to have a stroke any minute now. Yeah, all the time, dude. And then... I wanted to, like, sometimes, like, when you do, like, Joe DeRosa's podcast, he's, his lighting's really red, and the room's red, and I look red. And I go, so the alternative is, I roll in with hair and makeup, which I can afford,

and I do if I do television, I can do hair and makeup, and if you found that out, you'd think I was a phony. By come in, hungover as fuck, blood pressure high, red is fucking. You're going to light me up in the comments. Just fucking listen to a movie. Motherfucker.

You got to feel a fucking bullshit right now. You're going to your heart from those Snapchat. You're bug buddies? Yeah, that's... Oh, dude. I was fucked up, just yapping about college football. That's awesome. I gave out some bad takes.

Bad take. They were enjoyable takes. Yeah, thanks. I had you. You were like, oh, I never thought of it like that. I was like, yeah, I know. I'm fucking right. I'm right, right.

Well, that's true. They haven't won a nattie since Hitler. Who's that? Michigan. Go blue. Brother. We won one in 97. Half, dude.

All right, best college football game to go to. If you're going to go to a fucking college, give me best team, best team, best team is go to their stadium to watch them play and then best game to go to. Like Florida, Florida State, Ohio State, Michigan. I would say the best stadium.

A whiteout of Penn State at night. White out and Penn State goes fucking hard, dude. I've never really been to. Penn State Stadium, Beaver Stadium, they all wear all white, unless it's Halloween. And then everyone's in Halloween. costumes and it's fucking loud

yeah okay okay um this is i went to i went to i was in uh organ and i went to eugene i went to a ducks game loud now i consider myself a fun guy but the energy in that stadium was fucking bananas Oregon yeah they do the a little bit louder

yeah a little bit louder now like that kind of shit a little bit louder now with and florida state when he throws the burning spear into the fucking ground. Yeah, it's crying. Balling, crying. Emotional. Falling.

Fucking, emotional. Crying. It's a big moment. They gave me the fucking spear when I did Donald Trump Center. Donald Trump Center. Whatever it's called, the Donald Trump Center. I did the Cific, I did the arena there.

And they come up and sell it out and they're like, you know, for a sellout, we give you a present. And they gave me the spear. They don't know that I, they don't know how emotional I'm attached to that fucking spear. I start crying I thought they were going to give me a fucking doctorate They were like we have a special present

I'm going to make me a doctor Doctor partying So they give me the spear I start bawling crying I take that spirit I understand this is a hate crime I take that spear onto the stage Oh Oh yeah yeah

Yeah yeah I'm bawling crying on stage Baller phone Ballin best fucking experience for my life Whiteout, I'm putting this on bucket list. I'd love to go to a whiteout game. Whiteouts are cool, man. I wish I'd been to ever say.

I heard LSU is insane. Really? Yes. It's all about the intros, dude. I'll give JP some flowers. South Carolina played Tennessee. They upset Tennessee this past fall. Yeah.

They were fucking, it was in an electric stadium. Sandstorm was going. I heard that song 15 times that game. Sorry, Jack. Where's Jack? Sorry, Jack. But it's awesome. Yeah.

We got to go see them all because I heard LSU. I feel like the Iron Bowl. Iron Bowl, Alabama. Yeah. Ohio State, Michigan is fantastic. The only knock on Michigan for me is the stadium's not very loud. 115,000 people, and it's not a loud stadium. Why?

It's the bowl. It's a bowl, it boils out like this. But the same architect did Notre Dame Stadium, and that shit's loud. It's very weird. Notre Dame is a minute. It depends, bro. Hey, when Mantatao's out there back in 2011, 2011, 2012, that shit was loud. You were out there.

You were up there? Yeah. Yeah. Their intro they had then was insane. Did you feel like it was a lot of Notre Dame? I didn't feel like it was like that in Notre Dame when y'all beat Clemson. Yeah. Storm the field?

I got, bro. Tennessee? I guess I didn't go to South Carolina. Tennessee's what 105,000, 100,000, 100,000 people, right? They take a person. They are big fans. Tennessee, Ohio State fan, South Carolina, Alabama fan. He's...

Ohio State. Big Safe Flight Field guy. They're born on third Safe life too He's like He dick rides the front runners Yeah Well like Gary

Well Gary does too A good team Yeah We get to the ball club To go ball Like they were like You just told us you were a fan of Kansas City Since they were good

And he loves Ohio State Yeah He's from Pennsylvania And he's like Well you know Eagles are my second team Both my teams are in the Super Bowl Like all right Brother

Oh can I tell you what I'm into Have you ever seen HBCU cheerleaders? Yeah. I like it. I like it. Go ahead and work this out. HBCU cheerleaders

fucking rock. Dude, I liked one of the videos and then all of a sudden they got into my algorithm and now all I did is fucking college gymnastics. Fucking crazy. It's insane.

My algorithm is got Australian sprinters Olympic sprinters. One girl, one German girl, just sprints, and I watch it in slow motion, her legs, and I'm like, what the fuck? Dude, I got my algorithm. Kurtz, her just morning on this podcast right now. I got that in there, but HBCU, cheerleaders,

this is the one I liked, and now they're everywhere. You say you want no problems, but you talk right to do. And the fucking room. You say you want no problems, but you talk like you do. You say you want no problem. And then they're just boom, bap boom, bap boom, bap boom, bap, boom. They did one where the girl is happening right now. It's in stands, wooden stands with everyone.

And the girl goes like this. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And then the circle around her, the circle around her, now this is packed. The circle around her is looking at her. And then they go, uh, uh, and they do the same move. And then the whole fucking stands does it. And then they stand up and do it. And now it, and I'm going, dude,

more of that fucking shit. I want to go to an HBCU, like, Mississippi State and gambling? What's the big one that they hold every year? I want to go to one of those. That energy, man, that energy, you don't get that at, like, you don't get that

at, like, USF games, you know? I think it's... I've never seen this. I've never seen it. You just painted an incredible picture. Basketball games. I think it's North Carolina A&T. It's insane, dude.

Really? The video's like 12 years old, though. It just came back out. Like competitions against each other? No, it's just the whole gym. It's a college basketball game. You're talking about. Uh, yeah.

Right? Is that the way you're talking about? A little bit like Brennan. Or like, do you remember in Drumline when he drummed on the other guys? Oh, hey, you don't do that. Oh. Yes. Nick Cannon.

I love that shit. Yeah. I love, I, I'm, they're in my algorithm thick. Like if, if you go on my phone, it's boat launches, is, uh, sprinters, is women riding horses in slow motion. What are fucking. Hot as fucking shit. Bear back in a bikini comes out of the woods.

You got to hurt. You see her mouth say it first. Cha! And then the horse looks and goes, you have dominion over me. And starts running and cuts the corner motherfucker. Give me these things in life. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. That's fucking horny. You know, whack off the horse. Give me the, whatever. You have my dominion. You got over me. Hey, dude. Let us tell you about a brand called Hey Dude that makes game-changing lightweight comfort that makes you gasp with delight.

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I grew up on a ranch. So you can ride a fucking really ride a horse? I did when I was like 10. I haven't been at a horse in like 20 years. Let me tell you the most. Go ahead. I'll let you tell your thing and then I got to tell you something you got to do before you leave Arizona. The most amazing experience in my life.

We run Buffalo through Texas. And they take us through real horseback riding lessons. How to back your horse up. How to spin him. How to walk him sideways. Walk him this way. But more important, you go canter, gallop, and this way. suns setting

had a couple cold beers we're getting ready to bring the horses time to get on a horse and it's time to break my neck on a fucking horse my guy goes let's air him out I go all right and I go come on buck

and cha this thing takes off now what happens in the canter and you know this a canter you're like ow yeah yeah it's bad pattern a gallop you're like those are my balls those are my balls

but when a horse decides to sprint your body gets into a symbiotic rhythm with him, much like the best sex you've ever had in your life. His head ducks and goes up, like almost like this, and your body goes with him, and you are in the air sprinting, hat flies off, grin from ear to ear, and this is me and one horse together hauling ass, and then when you want to stop, you just put your ass into his saddle, put your feet in, pull him back. Yeah, ma'am, come on, bud.

Fucking greatest goddamn feeling in the world. Oh, my God. Get me to work that way every fucking day. I show up with a heart on. Brother. It was like you were rocked on. You love horses. You love horses.

You've never ridden a horse at full speed. No. How great is it? I haven't been on in a long time, but it is a magical experience. It is a magical. What is talking about when they're in a trot and a gallop? That shit's not fun.

You're trying to figure it out. You're doing a whole bunch of different stuff. But when they start going, it's like the easiest time to ride. It literally you see his head does this. Yeah. So you've seen like raining and cutting and all that stuff? I've seen, dude, I watch,

I watch them clean. their hoofs on Instagram. You ever seen them clean out horse hoof? Yes. It's fucking better than Dr. Pimple Popper's ever been. But it's all it is is them grabbing their heel and picking it up and then picking it out. Yeah, but no, cleaning the dirt and putting the nail, taking the thing off. Oh my God.

You like that? I, buddy, I don't know why. I'll watch that shit. No, no, I grew up with that. I'm saying the Dr. Pimple Popper stuff. Oh, my God. It's not, it's something I like it. It's just like can't stop watching it.

Oh, my God. I'll get on it and I'll just. I'll watch like beheadings before I watch that. Rotten.com. Do you remember that back in the day, dude? Yeah. Rotten.com? Oh.

Because you go out there with your buddies. I'd be in college and we'd be like four of us around one small computer watching rotten.com. Some sotty guy just fucking carving the head off another dude. It's crazy. What was that Louis joke? He goes the worst part of the beheading. Oh, he's talking about how dumb you look after you get beheaded.

They're like, hold your head up. You're like, d'ee. That's why you got, he's like, yeah, you got to be bald. Yeah. So they can't hold you. Hold your hair up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

If you, you're probably not, you're not going to be able to do it this time, but if you ever come back to Arizona and you have yourself a free Wednesday or Friday night, and you go up to Cave Creek, Arizona. It's 25 minutes north of here. You go to a place called the Buffalo Chip. It's the only place in the world you're going to find a horse, a Ferrari, and an old truck parked in the same parking lot. You go into the Buffalo Chip.

You pay $10. You get into this little arena. If you, you. have the balls, have a couple drinks and you pay $50 and sign a waiver, you can get on a real bull. In front of a crowd of like 2,000 people. No, thanks.

I bet it was mauled by a bull. I'll never do it again. Mall by a bull, yeah. Bulls are terrifying creatures. Terrified, but you watch these people. No. You can't go ahead and get warm. Let's loosen up and get our pacing down.

No. The bull goes 100%. I was dressed up, full rodeo clown gear. They pulled a bull out. He goes, sing. does a circle, and the one thing the guy says to me is, what you want to do is you want to get in the little nook right here on the bull. That's where you want to end up, right behind his head, but in front of his body.

And so I was like, okay, so the bull looks at me, and I start running, he starts running at me, I run at him, I go left, he goes right, we meet my rib cage, he breaks my ribs, steps on my foot, breaks my foot, I go to the ground, I go to get up to leave, and my foot's broken, it doesn't work. So I go to step on it, and you hear me go, how do I get out of here? When getting the wind knocked out of someone Is the funniest fucking thing We were talking about that yesterday

Shane was... Wait, hold on, I got to... You ran at the bull? I ran at the bull Because you don't want to run away from it You want to go at it Still I don't...

I fucked up, obviously You want to stay still And go right When he goes right, then you go left Yeah, well I didn't I thought I'll pick one

Yeah, we can find out We see what we made the issue And I fucked up Yeah I'll ever fuck with a bull man Ever fuck with the bulls Are fucking rough too Bulls are the only creatures

that people ride, and it's like the most damage you can take for the least amount of money. They hardly make any money, and you have to practice on them. It's not like you just get on. I'm going to go do the PBR right now. Like, you literally go to a ranch,

get on bulls, ride them enough, and they're like, all right, I think I'm good enough to go do this. Hopefully make $100,000 or whatever it is. It is, the risk versus reward is so ridiculously bad. I tamed lions. I fought a bear.

I got mauled by a bull. I swim out of the shark with great white shark, out of the cage with great white shark. I was an MMA fighter I was I did all this for this one TV show and the bull was the one thing that fucked me up and here's what's crazy this is like not this is like 2003

so they don't internet isn't what it is today I get them all by a bull we got like 15 seconds of footage and they're like we gotta do it again they go what and they go we don't have enough footage to make a TV show out of this we have 15 seconds of fucking footage get back in there and so I spent

with a broken foot in a barrel they were just rolling me around on a barrel on a bulls knocking a barrel around. And you know how hard broken ribs hurt? I've never, but I would imagine. No, you actually, have you ever broken your ribs? Had like ribs out, but never broken them. Oh.

Carletage damage, but never broken ribs. I've broken my ribs a lot. I've broken my ribs. Sneezing and breathing. Breathing sleeping. Laying in bed trying to sleep on broken ribs? You're probably a deep breather, too. Dude, we were on a tour bus.

All of us, dude. It's us, too. Big J. Joey Diaz. It was unbelievable. It was a fucking fart den. Just dudes. It was like hot from farts back there.

It was disgusting, dude. The best is you'd be in, Shane and I have bugs facing each other. And you hear Shane's thing open and you go, hey, hey, what's up? And they just suck. Tour buses, yeah, that was very fun.

Four of us are fucking nice. I like those a lot. Are you still on tour buses? I feel like every time you put out a promotion. I just bought one. So you're on a tour bus. How many days out of the year? Oh, well, this year, it's what, what, this year, what's today?

Today is February 9th. Very nice, so 39 days. I remember living on his war bus. I was, I've been home two days this year. I've been home two days. How do you find the energy? Because I'm looking at my boy right here. I know that I know I get to hang out with you guys.

Like I don't get this every day. Like with Shane, Mark, you guys. Like this isn't, this isn't every day. This is a treat for me. So, and we got fucking force. sold-out shows at the Mullet. Yeah. A great stage.

Fuck face destroyed last night. Did you? Destroyed. Destroyed. You know. He fucking. That's how you get the shades. There's like, there's like so much space between where I'm shitting and he's on stage.

I hear him get the biggest laugh that turns into a fucking round of applause. Like the. Yeah. Dude, murdered last night. Thanks, man. Yeah. So how you're feeling today, like, how's it going to go tonight? Like, do you...

Are you going to get over this? Are you going to be okay? What? This hangover? Yeah. Oh, I'm fine. This is nothing. You're a war dog.

You're a war dog. I'll be all right. Yeah. When we did Red Rocks. Yeah. I thought someone fell down the fucking thing. When we did Red Rocks, we got after it the night of Red Rocks, right? Next morning, I think I got Ivy's plan.

I got everything planned. We go over to Shane, and he's like, ah. And we're going to Wilco that night. Yeah. And he's like, I'm not. getting out of bed. And I was like, come on, man. He's like, ah, I can't do it. I can't do it. The whole day and you worry, the end of the night is me and Shane and Mark in a limo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're making no fucking sense. We're screaming. We're

screaming coming up crying fucking laughing. You're singing and you're like da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. The whole song, like for three minutes. Hold on, we're just screaming. No lyrics. This is the best night of my life. Yeah. Now, once you do a show, it's gone. You hang over, it goes away instantly.

The second you go on stage, it's gone. But was it like that when you first started doing comedy, or did it have to become that? So you get fired up every single time. Do you get nervous before or no? Yeah, I was nervous last night. Were you? Yeah. You could tell.

Fucking walked out there, packed house. People are cheering. Yeah. This is the guy that got canceled. He's fucking hilarious. They're like, oh, that's that guy. Republicans in here. Yeah.

Oh, there was a lot. There's a lot of Republicans. Yeah. They were fired off. I made fun of Biden once, and they were like, oh, this guy's a genius, dude. I was like, Biden's old as fuck, right? They were like, oh. Bravo.

Dude, he's, he fucking, first of all, I mean, like, I'll just say this. I love, this is the thing's impressive. It's like, obviously he murders, you know, when we do the shows right now. Shane's, Shane is like, if you're, you cannot see him live, if you haven't already bought tickets. All his shows are sold out for the rest of the year. You cannot see him live. That's fucking awesome.

Like you can, you're gonna find, bro, take the flowers. Take the flowers. No one likes the flowers. Yeah, that's what you want to be as a comic. No, the way we start this podcast is you love the flowers. The flowers are awesome.

What are my flowers? Buddy, you're a fucking stud. Brother, you got a, Red Rock. Buddy. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it all.

$25 million. You have like, your YouTube channel, you have like 17 shows. You do like 17 shows plus tour. I was asking about me. Yeah, I know. Nate Bargazzi said I'm the fucking goat. We get it. I'm selling out the Boston Garden.

Yeah, that was crazy. I mean, yeah, I'm fucking killing it. Did you think, like, before you told us a story on the last podcast about how, like, you did this tour, I'm going to butcher up, you did this tour, and like, you were talking to Seger, and you're like, how much you're getting paid? And he's like, 20 grand a set. And you're like, I'm getting paid like $2,500. Oh, it was $2,000.

My bad. I didn't mean to... But if you were there, did you imagine your life being here now? I never, in one million years, thought I'd ever be where I am. Not in one million years. And by the way,

Shane never thought he'd be where he is. That's how it works. Is you... No, but... No, he's right. It's just... No one... Shane, he'll fucking tell you.

He's a fucking loser, dude. He had no idea he was going to get out of that. He was going to be nowhere. He was going to be nowhere. Yeah. you don't want to see are the ones that are like, and this would happen. And we have them in our business and they're fucking idiots.

Are they right though? Are they at the point where they think? They get canceled. Yeah. Usually like, usually like there's some other stuff in there. That mess. It's a narcissistic mentality and they don't take care of people genuinely,

genuinely. But the average dude, the dude you like hanging out with like me or Shane or fucking Rogan, right? Do you think Rogan ever thought he'd be where he's going to be? Rogan, if you read the fucking first two chapters of the Joe Rogan story, there's no way that child ends up there.

It just doesn't happen. You get to chapter fucking 14, and if him getting beat up by a girl in high school on a bus, you're like, this guy doesn't commentate the UFC. So I don't think, I think the people you, the people I like are the people that never saw it happening. You know, it's different than pro athletes, because pro athletes, their whole lives,

I played with this guy named Brad Racki, and he was, everyone knew he was going pro. He knew he was going pro. He's the best player out of all of us. Us comics are always like, I never in a million fucking years thought I'd sell out the Boston Guard, never, never thought I'd be doing an arena tour,

never thought I'd have a movie. I never thought I'd be happily married. I mean, I just was like, I'm still kind of shocked. That's the real shocker. Yeah. Like, I can fuck a 52-year-old with a straight face and be like, this is where I want to be.

This is where I want to be. this is it. It's crazy. You get a little bump on the HBCU videos and be like, honey, we're getting after it. Oh, yeah. Now. Yeah.

Dude, that's fucking awesome. It is, comedy seems like a really, like, it's not a linear trajectory. Like, you gotta kind of fall into it,

yeah? Maybe not, like, like, hey, you're funny. We can all sit here and be like, hey,

we're pretty funny. You should do comedy, but then it's like getting the balls to go up and do it. Will did it, right? Yeah, he was good, too.

He was good. Yeah. I asked both of you guys about a joke, Shane looking back It's so on brand too Shane's like let that one ride Yeah do that joke Tell me a different way to maneuver that joke

No worded it exactly that way What's the joke? The joke was like you know black people jump high I was like nice It's a great joke It was like being a new parent And then it's like Oh yeah I wanted to leave my family

That's why I respect You know Yeah no we got you Yeah yeah yeah yeah You change it up Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It's how jokes work It's better if you don't say the second part.

I don't leave my family. That's what I love about the, you know, anyway. It sounds like I'm so mad. I just want to drive by in a car and shoot people like the guys to do that. You know. No, that's fucking crazy, man. That is wild. Yeah, no, that's the cool.

It's funny. You always can appreciate where you were and where you are is hard to appreciate her. It's hard to accept compliments. So, like, when you compliment Shane now, he's like, yeah, yeah, it's hard to accept him. But when Shane is wherever he is in two years, he'll be able to see his happen to him and go, like, away. Go like, certainly dead. They ask me that.

They go, do you think you're going to outlive Shane? Who said that? I think. What the fuck, dude? I think he was like, I was like, I think so. I mean, the way him and Mark Norman rebound, I think he had. Yeah, true. Yeah, you rebound.

dude. I just, I'm punitive. And then you're hung over, you're laying in bed. You hear him screaming. Shade, wake up. We got a moose out here, St. Yeah. I almost got my haircut out of like an obligation. Like I went out there and she was like, I'll do it. I was like, okay. And then I sat down. I was like, no, I'm fine. Do you don't need a haircut? I do, kind of, but I was hung over. I didn't want to sit there and get a haircut. And then a chiropractor. Yeah, we got a chiropractor? Yeah. Is he too much in the mornings? No, it's nice. It helps. It gets you up. I would have laid in bed.

How long does it help before it hurts, though? Yeah. Because you got a buddy in the first three, four days. Like, hey, come on, let's go. You're like, oh, this fucking guy. No, because it's always something like when we were at Bristol, the Speedway. Yeah. So I was on the bus hungover.

I was like, I'm not fucking. He was like, get up. You got to go. Get up. And I was like, dude, no. Shut the fuck off, dude. And then he was like, come on. And then we get out there and we're literally taking laps in the, what's the car?

What's the car called? Shane says I'm going to sleep in And you respect you do respect that for the majority of the time You respect it because I don't know that when I say it I mean it and I need it And I go got you and then we go over to Bristol to the speedway Yeah And they bring out a pace car and they take us on laps at like 170 miles an hour 150 miles an hour

Unbelievable And I was hung over too And the number one thing when I got done I mean you're inches from the wall and they're... It's so scary. It's the scariest, one of the scariest things

I've ever done in my life. But the second I got done, the first thing I thought was, I don't think I had a stroke. And then I went, if I didn't have a stroke, Shane won't have a stroke. And I called him,

I said, you need to get the fuck out of bed and experience this. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You and Big Jay need to get the fuck out of bed and come over here right now. And I was like, send a car to get them right fucking now. Go get them right now.

Yeah. And they both got up and they're like, no, no. And then the second Shane got in, he was like, that was fucking worth it. That was incredible. Yeah.

So it'll be shit like that. It's never not. If he's making you get up it's something that's actually cool, you know? Yeah. Comics and respect, everyone respects their boundaries of like, because sometimes you've got,

it sleeps the best thing for you. And whatever the thing is, like some, when people don't want to party, you try not to push them into it. I always try to push them into it. Yeah, I always push them into it. You sound like a killer.

Oh, I love, I love breaking someone. I love when they don't want to party and then they do. that's the best person to party with. Like I know a guy from Red Rocks who didn't want to eat mushrooms and then we got them too. It's the funny. Yeah, it was pretty nice.

Yeah. How many, when you say taking mushrooms, how much you're taking, you actually taking, like... We have great mushrooms coming this week. Oh. Yeah. Like, you guys don't trip.

You just take, like, enough to feel good. I actually... I actually, in real honesty, every time I've been around mushrooms, I've taken just the babyest nibble in, in like, fear of, like, I don't want to get into my head lately because I'm afraid of death.

there you're fucking staring down the barrel for a guy who ran out you should dance with it a lot uh yeah what though I'm really afraid of death anyway I ran right at this fucking bull

sharks are bad he's fucking all that stuff do sharks move with intention sharks are like terrifying snakes are the most terrifying thing to me but sharks are up there as well sharks I was in the water with a gray white shark and what we were with a bunch of blue sharks first

and blue sharks are easy. Put your hand on them and move them away. Very easy. What's a blue shark? It's like a... Like a Mako? No, not a Mako. A blue shark's a blue shark.

It's a type of shark. Oh, it's just a blue shark. Yeah, it's called a blue shark, yeah. And so there's a joke I want to say, but yeah, yeah, like a blue shark. That's what people call them. Yeah. Blue sharks.

You get it. Yeah, yeah. So they... That one blue. So all of a sudden, the blue... blue sharks disappear and uh and i see a shadow in the in the background and i was like what the fuck is is that i'm with this dude named john manly and he's like he's like a oceanographer and he's like pops up and he's like i think there's a bigger shark in the water and i look down and i see

this shark it's not like you see when you see the videos on youtube or on whereas it's going slow and the guy's filming it go over him and it's going slow when it wants to move it moves with such intention that you could not stop it. It went like dart, dart, dart, and it was on us. And I was on the boat in a fucking second eating a cheeseburger. I swear to God, the woman was making cheeseburgers. And I was like, give me a cheeseburger. I'm not getting back on that fucking water.

Yeah. That thing was scary. Great White Shark. If it wants to eat you, there's nothing you can do. Was it a Great White Shark? It was Great White Shark. And you were out there free diving. I made the water with Grey White Sharks a number of times.

A number of times. So after the first time he thought I'll do that again. Oh, yeah. It's magical. Never ever. South Africa. Have you seen the video of the guy like in like, it looks like he's in like a glass case?

Yes. And the Great White Shark comes and just fucks the glass case up. You thought this was going to protect you? Yeah. Like it's a crazy and you want to get in there just chilling. Yeah. Here's why. It's the only people that get to experience that are the people that die from it, really.

And so when to experience it, like we were in South Africa, the visibility was bad. And so they dragged the Great White Sharks up to you. But you could only see them at the last second when they'd on the cage, much like a shark attack. So getting to experience what a shark attack would feel like was fucking exhilarating. Those cold beers taste amazing.

When you get in the boat and you've done that all day and you're like, yeah, I'll take a beer. Fuck it. And then you're taking a boat in the sunset and you're like, I live life tonight. Like, you still on the edge of your bed. Go, do I jack off tonight? I got to do something, right?

Fucking nice. You're scared of death, but you want to figure out how do I get as close to death as possible. I have a hard time with impulse. So I love the roll of the dice. I love the fucking, let's do something a little crazy. But yeah, I have a terrifying failure. I've done everything there is to do.

I've skydives. I've done bungee jumps. I jumped off stratosphere. I've done it all. I'm terrified of it. But I did a non-controlled, just drop into a net from like 160 feet. They just dropped you into a fucking net. That was fucking scary.

It was like a ride? Or did you have been this whole? like set up. It used to be until it started defecting. And so now... Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. And they were dropping people onto the ground.

Oh, no. Yeah. Do you go get, uh, Christian's going to be here in a minute. Christian Acoyah? I mean, I'm just saying... Christian McCaffrey. Yeah, you can bring him down here. Isn't McCaffrey?

Yeah. That's pretty fucking exciting. Great, great white help. Let me shake his hand. Yeah. He'll shake his hand. San Francisco 49ers running back. He was with the Carolina Panthers before.

He's so very. Fuck, never mind. Great white hope, too. Yeah, he's the one that gives us all like, oh, we, we still got it. Christian Akoya, I interviewed him one time, and so we get done, and everyone's like, hey, can we get a picture? And so they're like, yeah, sure, so he comes in. I go, I go, and they go, any more. And I go, yeah, one with me and you with our shirts off.

And he's like, huh? And I go, just like, you holding me? And he goes, I'm joking. And he goes, okay. Like, he's a dozen Nigerian, is English isn't the best. So at the end of the day, we're done shooting. And he comes up to me and gets in my face. he goes, I want to take a picture with your shirt off and I hold you.

And I went, what? And he goes, now, take your shirt off. And I go, now. And he goes, I got you funny, man. Terrifying. Very awesome. Fucking terrifying. Dude, going back to death.

Yeah. Yeah, let's ride that again. You say you've done everything. Do you have a line? Like, there's something in this earth you will not do. They say base jumping. Once you base jump, you know how you're going to die. That's like they say, because once you base jump, you go,

I'm doing this for the last of my life. This is fucking amazing. Really? Yeah, that's what they say. Especially the wing suits. They're like, do you do that? Those little squirrel boys. That's a quick death, though.

Yeah. Oh. You're going to fucking 300 miles down. You see the guy who hit the wire and his body just liquefied? No fucking way. You can see it's online. You can see it. And I went diving with sharks with his wife.

I went diving with sharks with his wife. Who is the guy? Who is the guy? I think his name's like, Jerry, no. Do you follow freestyle motocross at all or X-Games?

Travis Pastrana, Nitrous circus, all those heroes of mine. But there was one guy who does base jumping. I forget his name though, but he was in a squirrel suit and he hit a bridge

going like 180 miles an hour. He might be the same fucking guy. Is he dead? He hit a bridge going 180 miles an hour. He's like, but you said a wire. No, no, no, no.

I got to look it up. I got to look it up because this dude's fucking. I think that might be, I think that might be the same fucking guy. Was he with his buddy? And then his buddy, he ended up all over his buddy. And his buddy knew he was dead and had to finish his squirrel suit knowing that his friend just died. No, I don't. I don't. I don't know there's a video of this. He said, that's the guy. I'm talking, did you imagine just knowing your boy just got God and you're still just in the air?

Like, doing something pretty fun. Yeah. Like, oh, this is, oh, fuck. Hold on. Who else, do you guys have on the show this week? Uh, you got him. Jared Warner, Jeffrey Starr, Jeffrey Starr. The Makeup? Eric Roner.

Eric Roner's the guy's name. I had to get that out. Is Jeffrey Starr on? We're going to tomorrow. Oh, dude, do you not hear about it? Kiss him. For real? I was in Wyoming with him for a week.

Fuck yeah. No, I wasn't. But I'll tell you what happened. So Jeffrey Starr puts out a picture of him with him and his legs crossed with another dude wearing Vance. And he's like, can you guess who of my NFL boy is? We're going to Wyoming. I guess you.

You guessed me? Yeah. Well, here we are, buddy. So I'm watching all this thing play out. I literally just tweet out, am I in Wyoming right now? He quote tweets it and he's like, do you need an invite?

So obviously that starts blowing up. He ends up DMing me and he's like, hey, thanks for having fun with this whole thing. Like a lot of people wouldn't do that. Like, I want to come on your show sometime. Yeah. I'm like, we'll be out in Arizona for the Super Bowl. You're going to come out?

He's like, I'll let you know. Ends up, we end up talking a bunch, fantastic individual and he's going to come on the show tomorrow at 1 o'clock. Yes. And it's so cool because it's like, There's a lot of dudes in my DMs right now. There's a lot of dudes in my DMs right now. I bet.

That are trying to get after it. Still a compliment. Trying to bust. This guy's trying to fucking bust. Which one? If you had to fuck... Instead of a word in 15 minutes. One of the boys, which one would it be?

And then if you had to have one... Why, to fuck one of them? Yeah. Get fucked or fuck? What are we talking here? I don't think... I don't think I have a chance. After you ask me to the quaint?

I think me and him will flip a coin. I have a feeling I look at you and I'm like, I know the world. Disrespect, dude. No, I like it. You know. No, me and you would be like... What? Probably when I'm talking about size.

I'm talking energy. You're saying you're going to. Energy, me and you would be like, well, I don't know. What are you up to? What are you there? I have a feeling you'd look at me and like, I'm definitely not getting fucked in the ass tonight.

We would connect. We would connect. You say I wouldn't take it? You wouldn't take it. Oh, you don't know me? Oh, you don't know me? Who would you fuck in the ass and who'd you want to be fucked in the ass by? You can put me in the mix too?

Bro, I won't come in you. You won't? Uh-uh. Well, then what's the point, bro? I want that. That's the whole, that's the best feeling. Yeah, if you do get fucked in the ass,

Duke, you're gonna want a cream pie. Yeah, I feel like it'd be a mess after. No, oh, no, no, no, no.

No, no. No, he can come on. I'm holding on to it until I give it back to you in the kitchen. Ooh. Oh, my. Oh, my.

Chris McAfre just walked into the building. Hey, buddy, I can't wait to have you on the podcast a little bit. Thank you for joining us. I'm just looking in this the first thing. Yeah, we're gonna put Christian in it too.

He's also. I would make love with Christian. Me and Christian would make love. What do you want, sweetheart? Yeah. Oh, dude, that body. This is the first time I've seen him in real life. He seems like a gentle lover.

Like, he's a giver. Wait, where did you grow up? Oh, yeah. Denver's. Do you do that? Those people are really in touch with Earth. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Denver. What? Who would I fuck? Yeah, who'd you hook up with? Will. Will wants me to say Will so bad. Yeah, say Will, dude. All right, I would fuck Will.

Whoa, what the fuck? I knew this is going to happen. This is how you guys operate. This is how you guys operate. Do you want to say why? Do you want to say why? Yeah. We just had such a good time last night.

That's crazy. It almost happened. I feel like last night it was getting close. Hey, fuck my kids for making me miss out and getting fucked by you, dude. We had a good time, and we, yeah. At one point, we almost guessed. We, like, both leaned in to talk to each other. Oh.

Oh, dude. I played it off like cold, but also. Like, it kind of felt nice. Yeah, we party in the night. We'll see. Definitely. We'll see. You hear my voice.

I do any more than... You gotta do the dozen trivia tonight, right? Yeah, and I got to get that passport in the morning. Oh, brother. Do you guys have a show Friday night? We have a show every night. Yeah, I want to go. I'm saying we want to go.

We come back and hang out with you us? Of course. There's nothing better than meeting somebody and then asking them for favors. Do you mind if you do with you guys all night? Bring everybody. Yeah. Do you want to go Friday night with them? You're coming?

Done. is going to be awesome. It's funny. Add Christian in the mix, though. Would you, would you, would you, you'd fuck Christian ever will? Because he with your hat off.

Oh. Take your hat off, Christian. He's got sharp hair, dude. Yeah. He's a good looking cat. Yeah. You look like a truth, dude.

Huh? Are those your real teeth? What? Are those your real teeth? What? Are those your real teeth? Yo, shout out Christian, dude, for being cool from the get-go.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. I'm pretty fucking pissed off, though. I'll be honest. Why? I don't know. I thought we could have had something cool. Fuck. I mean, yeah, I'm not going to be sloppy seconds. You're moving furnisher.

There's fucking... You think so? So you're taking Will too. I mean... That's okay. Yeah. Dude, I just, I feel like it would be like... Odd man out.

I feel like... I got Jeffrey. Yeah, you do got Jeffery. And I got Joey Kamasta. That's true. Yeah, so I got a good little lineup. I got a good roster. A roster of dudes that would fuck me.

I said to this something the other day. I'd hate to find out I was. gay now and know that all my good franchise playing years were behind me yeah yeah and I'm just like the guy jerking off the corner going take your shirt off well you just turned into a foreigner gay guys are from other places please remove your shirt take it off slow oh dude this has been an awesome podcast thanks guys this has been incredible i tried you did a great job you sent about a tweet's worth of words that I'll be honest. That's what I'm here for, bro.

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It's, uh, I think everyone's going to like it. I mean, everyone's super excited about it. It's a response to been really good. So I'm excited and I'll be promoting the living fuck out of it. I think we might be doing something again soon because, uh, this partnership with Netflix, they want us to do like a pod with all of our shirts off. Oh. So we might be able to.

Hold on. Hold on. So for real? Because, uh, yeah, we just. got a, we just got an offer, we just got, me and Tom got an offer to do a read for my movie. Like random as fuck.

Well, you got an offer to do a read for your own movie. Yeah. Netflix advertising. No, no, no. Netflix is my special. This is a movie, this is in movie theaters. That's so fucking cool, dude. Yeah, yeah.

No, but someone did say like, hey, in May, the three of us were going to do a shirtless pod. Yeah. And I haven't eaten sense. Yeah. It was like four days ago. Dude, don't worry. I don't, I don't.

fucking my body is disgusting. No, I've seen, dude, your body, everyone sees your body always. Don't talk to yourself that way. Yeah, positive thinking. You look fantastic. And that's why. You said, oh, I'm definitely fucking you. Don't talk to yourself that way.

You're beautiful, Bert. Yeah, well, sweet. You're a tatted up, bad boy. Dude. But I kind of like that. I'll be smoking cigarettes in the corner. You'd be fucking Taylor and he'd all of a sudden look at himself in the mirror. And you're like, are you not looking at me anymore?

Bro, what? I got about bad five. You know, that's come five to get him. off, like, just keep going. I was fucking looking in the mirror. Oh, yeah, true. That looks so fucking good. It's missionary.

I thought I was getting fucked. I thought I was getting fucked. I thought I was getting fucked. Oh, really? No, I'm looking in the mirror. But hold on. Where are you? I don't know.

How do you do fuck? No, it's gay mission. It's the gayest possible sex. Yeah, the thing that flaps around, right? No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to. Side saddle? Side saddle?

Side saddle. All right. Fucking. Turn it like this. No, no, I'm about that. I'm like, all right. All right, what a fucking way to end this podcast. Will Com's got to pee.

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