Bussin' With The Boys - Will Compton And Taylor Lewan React To NFL Week 1 + Christian McCaffrey On 49ers Win Vs. Steelers

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

Recorded: September 11th 2023 | In this weeks episode the have a lot of reactions to Week 1 in the NFL and Week 2 in College Football. Is Nebraska officially dead? Is the Alabama dynasty on the brink of being over? Is Notre Dame a legit CFP contender this year? Then moving to the NFL, is the Chiefs dynasty over? Are the Raiders the best team in the AFC West? Are the Titans in trouble at the QB position. The boys have all of the answers, at least they think they do, to what each team needs to do. Following the boys getting into everything football, we have one of, if not the best running back in the league, Christian McCaffrey join the show via Zoom. Christian has obviously been on the show before so it's just like having another one of the boys hanging out. He gives us his insight on the 49ers win against the Steelers. He gives a shoutout to his teammate Brandon Aiyuk for absolutely obliterating a DB on his long touchdown run. The boys then get into an elite tier talk that you'll have to tune into. Christian is on of the 5 guests that we will have on once a month throughout the entire season so be sure to come back to see who joins us next week. TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 2:21 The boys Overreact 16:00 Most surprising team in the NFL? 37:00 Nebraska game 49:00 College football week 2 57:29 CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY JOINS THE BOYS 1:02:34 Shoutout no free shoutout 1:10:40 Tier Talk 1:23:15 Nebraska live show tickets for sale 1:25:50 South Carolina recap 1:32:51 Twisted Question 1:51:59 GBOT team of the weekFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Where are we sitting right now? Nashville, Tennessee. Do we overreact? We can panic a little bit, maybe? Well, I think logically or playing the game right now. Well, I think at first we get to say it's like, you know... Let's play the game. Let's pretend like we're not thinking,

at all. Let's act emotionally. Let's be in the moment whenever those three picks were happening and we're yelling at the fucking TV. Ready? We're dead. We're fucking dead, dude. God, damn.

They're going to lose every fucking game. God. There's no way to ever come back from this, dude. There's no way to ever come back from three picks, week one. You might as well bury the Titans out because it is fucking over for them, man. It's terrible. What do you do you do you? Fire everybody.

Do you look at change in the QB situation? Probably. Do you actually? And now I'm asking. Okay, now we're talking logically. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're just talking. Now we're not freaking out.

Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe a little freak out, but maybe a little, whatever. That's just a conversation. No, I don't think you changed the quarterback for a couple of reasons. One, I think Tannenhill showed in the past that he can be a good quarterback. That was an abysmal game. And if Tannhill called me right now, I would tell Lely, brother, that looked bad. We know during the season, during games, if it looks like someone fucked up, a lot of times there's other variables in there.

receivers running different routes, chemistry, timing. I thought you were going to do one thing. You did another thing. He gets hit a couple of times. Maybe he's, you know, kind of clutching a couple times and not throwing. He's jerking that thing.

He's not really throwing it. One time he did, one time he pumped and then ended up throwing it. Right. Deep and there was, it was like in double coverage. It was in double coverage with Chig that was wide open,

like 10 yards away from him. It was tough. It's just a bad deal. Like, can I play quarterback? No. Did the Tana have a bad game? Yes. But, and the question you asked me,

was do the tie-ins change out Tana Hill, I think, I think the answer is no because if if they thought there was an adequate backup, they would have cut Tannahill. He had no dead cap. He had no money and all that, but they obviously didn't have that. If they thought they had a cheaper

value at quarterback or a cheaper price, but just as good value, they would have cut Tannhill. Obviously, they don't feel that way right now. So I think Tannenhill is your guy. I think Tannenhill can win your games. He's proven in the past. Was Tana Hill not the quarterback when we went to the AFC championship?

Was he not the quarterback when we did that? Was, and 12 and 5, 11 and 5? Yeah. The last couple years. Here's the good news, Titans fans. You have a top five defense. You have a good special teams. You have an offense that needs to figure it the fuck out.

The chemistry with the office line, you could tell, was pretty shaky. I think... What was your thought on the O line? I thought good and not great. Okay. I thought average not great. Okay. there was you could just tell there was some miscues

I thought they did a decent job blocking up the run I think there was a couple of miscues on on pass protection here and there but not what we've seen in the past in a lot of ways I think I think they're going to only get better as the season goes there's a four guys playing together or five guys playing together for the first time yeah five dudes literally trying to get in a combination with each other run inside zone and I want to double down on this

I think I don't think 10 Hill I don't like people are overreacting Tannehill so much right now. He's not the, he's going to win your games. He's going to get you in a position where we're looking at. We're going to be in December and going, hey, Titans can make the playoffs here and this is how they make the playoffs. That's how I think this team's looking. Was that really bad? Yes. But if you go across the whole entire landscape of week one, I think five teams had good games. Yeah. You know, like Cowboys had a fantastic game all around. The 49ers had probably looked the best out of any other team, even though you know, Cowboys put a 40 burger up there.

The Cleveland Browns had a good football game. But like sloppy across the board in the NFL. Yeah. And it was just bad. I think you just hate to see the sloppy play by Tannahill just on those plays that were picked off. Yeah. You wish there were something a little bit different

where he's getting hit or something's happening. I can see why the overreaction is happening. However, I mean, you were bringing up a good point before we even got on here. It's like, think about that 2019 year where you start off two and four and literally the entire building was ready to pack it in. And then you muster out a win, a gritty win against the Chiefs, and then you go on your run and get to the NFC championship. Yeah.

And week one football. It's like you can't ever trust week one football. And at the end of the day. You can't trust week one football, brother. You just said that was a great fucking snippet right there. Yeah. When it's like at the end of the day, the boys in the two-tone blue lost to a solid team in the Saints. They traveled.

They were away. They were at the, what is it, the Superdome? They were at the Superdome. Not to be confused with the Mercedes-Benz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, yeah, they played good defense. Like, that's what I was asking you about the old line play, because me watching, I know it's a lot different,

but me watching, I was like, man, you know, they're doing some good things out there. They were moving the line of scrimmage a little bit. Derek was running the ball well. I know he didn't feed him a whole lot, but he was running the ball well, especially in that first half, but you do all those things,

and you have three turnovers and only lose the game by one point against a good Saints team that is, again, you're at the Superdome. You know, I know, I know, people are panicking, but at the same time, week one football, the boys will get it corrected. I think if anybody on that team's going to check

themselves and pick up their level play would be a guy like Tannhill. Yeah, no question. Tan Hill is not a guy that's going to shy away from shouldering the blame with his boys in the locker room. Yeah. And it's just kind of doing that that a mile, dude, you got to rabbit yourself, but you're kind of like, even if

he's not the problem. Because like, picks, when they happen, it can be so many different variables. It could be guys in his face. It could be guys running the wrong route. It could be just a lack of timing. Like, there's a whole bunch of different things other than just throwing a football. Right.

Like, people got to think about that a lot more. So I'm not panicking on the Titans. Like, I know we, like, did the joking thing before and I hope to God, like, I experienced this weekend that's not cut up the wrong way. But, like, I'm not worried about, I'm not worried about the Titans. Jackie, as a Titans fan, though,

you sit in there. Give me your emotional reaction to that. Um, I don't think there was, like, a ton of panic from the fans, especially, like, on Twitter and stuff like that. But, Tana Hill aside the three picks and two wide open drops that could have dramatically changed the game.

I think he looked like a half-step slow all game and it's week one. So like I'm hoping it's just kind of like shaking off the cobwebs. But he did look different. He looks maybe a little aged, just slower. So that made me more nervous than the picks. I'm like,

is he losing a step? Because he's got vertical speed. He doesn't have that sideline to sideline speed. So like at some point, we do have to look to the future but I don't think it's this season like you said it's week one they're going to give him more shots

I don't think our fan base would be happier if he was bench and we had Will Levison I do think at some point Will Levis is going to get his time but yeah it was it was a weird game you know the first what 15 points for field goals shout out Nick Folk like shout out Nick Folk like

shout on Nick Folk man emotionally speaking, and as a fantasy football fan, I am devastated by Ryan Tanehill because if he had thrown that ball to chig, I would have won my first game. And I also, in my other, not our fantasy league, but in our other ones, if you get low point for the week, you have to shotgun a 24-ounce beer on Thursday night

on video and send it. And so not only did I lose, but I also got low point. Yeah. It was tough to watch. Some pros to that, though. Some pros. But, yeah, I think there's better days ahead. Home game coming up this week.

It is going to be a battle, though, because we got the Chargers. Yeah. Chargers look good. Chargers look good. Yeah, but. And he'll get some stuff figured out, you know, roll it out, get in the gym this week, get loose, get agile. I think we come back and, you know, we kind of put those nightmares to rest, hopefully, because the defense was awesome.

It was really fun from the jump. Monty Hooker really looked good. Dude, down on that opening kickoff of the NFL season. In Vrable, we trust. Like, throwing that red flag, like, right off the jump. I think it's hard to doubt the Titans when we have a superior coach in Vrable. But also, our D-line is just outstanding.

Art and Key, that addition has been awesome. I think he's going to be incredible, especially when we come into those hard divisional games against Jacksonville where he came from. So I like our defense so much. It's like it was the only reason we were in the game. I don't think we hit the panic button even close to yet. We lost by one point.

Regular season doesn't start until you have a home game. We also did cover. Did cover. Did cover. But, yeah, again, first game of the season. Hopefully next weekend we figure out home game. Hopefully everybody shows out hard in Nissan. And we get a dub.

We go one in one and we move on. I got to give some flowers Arden Key Because you guys I was talking about him Like I wasn't high on him When we were I mean

Coming up between camp And all that I was not high on him When we picked him I wasn't high on him And he showed the fuck out Hopefully He can sustain

Because I played against him And I thought I was like Are you talking about When he was the Raiders Was he with the Raiders? Yeah he was with us I don't know if he got hurt

Right before that game Or not yet Because I know he ended up Yeah Maybe I didn't play him He was getting from Jacksonville. How many years was he at Jacksonville?

Maybe I'm thinking of something, somebody else. He was on Oakland with me. Oh, was he? Yeah. And he was out there making plays. Yeah, he was in Oakland from 2018 to 2020. And then he was with the 49ers first season and then went to Jacksonville.

And then now is with the Titans. Oh, you know what? I'm thinking about somebody different. I'm thinking of that 45 kid from LSU or that went to LSU. smaller guy. He plays for Jacksonville now. He was a first round pick.

Chassan, yeah, Chase on something, something, something. Speedy guy, but I wasn't extremely high on him. And then I got those two mixed up. He played good ball. He played good ball there. I think expectations we can't expect three sacks every single game from this guy. No, God. If he can, he's going to be fucking first team all pro.

If he gets three sacks a game, we're looking at 40-something sacks this year. Yeah, I mean, look, you guys. You got Archer, you got Jeff Simmons, you got Harold. Like when they're all lined up, like it's somebody's going to have a party in the backfield. Somebody's having to do it. Maybe, Will, you can answer this better than I can, but I don't know much about the Saints' offensive line. Like, are they a pretty, like, routine group of guys?

Are they new? I don't know anything. So I don't want to be riding this high horse to the Titans defense is possibly the best in the league. But we just played a really average of the line. And that's, you know, how it kind of shakes out. But I don't know. They've got a good, a decent experience in the middle three.

The outside of the tackle guys. Trevor Penning. Are they younger? He broke his leg last year in camp, I believe. He was the guy that you would see in the news all the time, fighting his teammates getting kicked out of practice and stuff like that. He was like the 16th overall picked by the Saints. And that was essentially his first start.

This is essentially his rookie year. I don't know how many if he played a game last year or not, but I know he broke his leg or he had some sort of lower extremity injury. the guy had an abysmal game. He had a, he had a, he had a bad one. And he was, you could see it too when he's playing the game with Key. Like, he's setting out flat first, then vertical. He's turning his shoulders.

He's stepping under himself, like poor technique. And, uh, but also it's one of those things where if you're giving up that many pressures, that many sacks, the type of stuff, like after the second one, you got to start throwing chips. You got to start doing movement passes with a car and stuff like that. because it's just, you just can't have that over and over again. So it's kind of on the Saints coaching staff. But I think the inside three is good.

I think the inside three played a decent game against the talent that the Titans had. Like, I didn't see, I didn't see Simmons in the backfield very much. I didn't see, I think T.R. Tart had a couple of good plays, a couple of TFLs. Yeah. But I didn't see like a whole lot of like domination that we saw a couple years ago with Simmons and Naquan Jones when they played at in Nissan Stadium. But that's the Titans, dude. We need to, we should probably hit some other games as well.

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it's like, Cowboys put up 40 on the Giants last night, prime time. Like, yeah, they're known to have a strong offense in the regular season. They're known to have a turnover machine of a defense. But just to, I don't know if it was the Cowboys putting up 40 or the Giants scoring zero. If that's how surprising that is. I think we're looking at a situation where the Cowboys aren't as good as we think and the Giants aren't as bad as we think. Like, it's somewhere in the middle. Like, it is a fucking terrible game about the Giants.

A terrible game. The Cowboys, man, they're playing some compliments. elementary ball like that defense was they scored in all three phases yeah man you i mean if you have 14 points through your defense and your special teams yeah yeah living living you're living you're living good and obviously we're talking about the turnover margin all again when we'll talk about that a lot when we get to college football but the turnover margin if you have like i think it's like if you're minus two like you have like a 75% chance of losing the game and if you get to minus three and more you get in the 80s and 90% and they were i think cowboys were plus three in turnover margin

Giants were minus three and it's just like, dog, like you can't, you're not going to win games. Same thing with the Titans, which shows how good our defense is. Three picks, I think,

did we have any turnovers? I don't know if there are fumbles. I can't remember either. Actually, he almost had five picks. Yeah, like, like, if you're looking at the Saints, they didn't play very well either. They had like one,

one or two plays Ricar had, did a good job of, of getting it out towards the sidelines on a deeper ball when he took that hit from Al-Sheir. Al-Gir.

Like, who's a great football player was a, does a bone-headed play, by the way. You never go to the head or neck area. Where the quarterback's outside the pocket. We all know where to go. Where do you go, Willie? You go through the middle. You go low.

Got this. You go through the surprise to me. Yesterday, two teams, the Browns and then the 49ers. Yeah. Like, we knew the 49ers were good. The Niners, surprising? I think,

that kind of domination against Mike Talman team in Heinz Stadium is extremely surprising. Because everybody in the entire world, that was kind of universally the mainstream media is upset of the week as we're looking at the, you know,

the Steelers, year two for the quarterback and the wide receiver. Everyone's kind of like, oh, these guys, this is going to be the year for them. And then Niners coming in like that,

like traveling across the country, playing that type of a game where it's like sound football all around. Brock Purdy, who I've said, I've heard from multiple sources in the NFL, the guy's not as good as people think they are, and then they fucking go and do that.

I think they're definitely up there as one of the biggest surprises of the week, and then obviously, the reason why the Niners edge out the Browns for me is like, it seems, and we should have noticed, and we should have talked about this in the S&P 500, but it seems like the Browns have had

Joe Burroughs number the entire time he's been, I don't think he's beaten Joe Burrow and Joe Burroughs beating him once. Yeah, but that much control in the game, I think the Browns coming out and playing that way and getting to win that big in Cleveland, I think is a big win for Cleveland. Look at the contrast, too,

between how the media went. The last five years, we're looking at the Cleveland Browns have won the Super Bowl in the offseason. And now no one talks about the Browns at all, this entire off season. And they still got studs over there, and they've been quietly in the lab.

There was a team, oh, you said it on S&P, Tampa Bay. You said, everyone's kind of counting them out, and look what they did against the Vikings. That's probably one of the more exciting things that happened too. Yeah, Tampa getting a win at Minnesota. What's the theme, though? What's the common theme of all this?

Turnovers. Like, the turnover game is going to absolutely kill you. Kirk had, what, three himself or two? Something like that. The Vikings had two or three. It was tough to see the boys go down like that against me. Maybe my biggest surprise of the week is Chief shit in the bed.

No. Sheating the bed and losing the game. But that's something, that's a contradictory surprise because you called it. Yeah, but we can't double down right here and talk about it even more. He just wanted to fucking kick him on it down. I will say, dude, that was fucking wild.

You already said that. You were saying all the week, huh, they're going to lose. You're like, Biggest surprise of the week. My pick going through. Dude. Oh, that's funny. And I don't want to bandwagon with you, but I feel like the Jags are going to start 2 and 0.

Hey. I said, I said they have a chance to start one in five or one and four in the first five. That's going off of us an 0 and 2 start. And they're playing a tough Jags team. I think even the Colts played solid. Like the Colts played tough football. Colts played their best game they played this year. You think there is only downhill from there?

Dude, Anthony Richardson already got hurt. He already got hurt. They were running them a lot. Like he got a couple. he going to be out though? Like, is he hurt hurt? His touchdowns came from like a five-yard run and a screen that happened. He, you know, a well-blocked screen. So I just don't see, I don't see the Colts like sustaining a good season. I think, I think based on what we saw yesterday, Anthony Richardson is going to get hurt. I hate saying that out loud. See, me injury, too. I think what you see, too, if he is healthy, like, well, they got a shot if he's healthy. The way they were using him around the goal line, it just reminds you. kind of that Cam Newton style. Yeah, that Cam Newton.

He's going to get you, yeah, put the ball in his hands. Yeah. Like, he looks like a more durable Lamar Jackson when he's played one game and it's good that they say, yeah, he should be all right. Everything should be all right. Look at these rookie quarterbacks. Like, it happened with Bryce Young coming out of the gate.

He throws a pick, I think, on the first or second series. Like, as good as the rookies can perform as a QB, like the one thing you're going to notice is them staring down where they're going to go with the football. Because Bryce had a good throw, but literally he just takes the safety right to him. Like, those are the things that, you know, those rookie cues.

That's why I feel like, Anthony did well. I mean, 24 of 37 for 223. Yeah, no, that's impressive. Now, just for week one, again, week one, week one. That's where, I mean, Chet Savage had a good comments about this when he was talking about the Atlanta Falcons versus the Carolina Panthers is, with a rookie quarterback, you just never know what's actually going to happen. And that's why when we picked the Falcons and minus three and a half,

it played in a big way and you see it and that's because like you said rookie quarterbacks stare down the people they're throwing it to because they're so worried they've digested

so much new information between May to now like they have this this play call it's a paragraph long that they have to memorize they get called in the earpiece and they have to say it

they have to know where the blitz is coming if there is a blitz what's the protection he's looking at the receivers he's got to know those four routes and the coverage on top of it and he's got to know

the skill set of the defense of the DBs behind. Because sometimes there's that dog, Jaylon Ramsey type of DB. It's like, I'm not going to throw it there. This might be my number one look, but I'm not going to go there.

I might look over there and throw it out over to my left. And they might even know all of that information that you just laid out very well, by the way. Thank you. What can go on in a rookie quarterback's mind? They can even be on top of all of it and be like, you know, right before the play

because they know where they're going with the football and they'll be doing it the entire play and just bring somebody over. It's like, oh, shit. This is the league. It's a little bit different. Yeah. And the processing of information.

information has to be so much quicker than it was in college. Especially a guy like Bryce Young who came from, you know, a college that just had a fucking bunch of aliens on there, dude,

where you're like, you have so much... Better than every team on the field. Yeah, you're across the board better than every team on the field. Yeah. Like,

better at every position. And so it definitely, it's a game changer. When the skill sets are... They've been leveled out. They've been absolutely leveled out. But I think Bryce Young's gonna be a good ball player. I think we saw

what's very common for, number one overall picks, like all that hype and then not really doing it. Dude, somebody that literally lived up to the hype, Bejohn Robinson. And I gotta bend the knee there because I was like, I thought he was going to be the guy that Bryce Young ended up being where I was like,

because everyone was talking about Bijon, Bejohn, Bejon, Bejon, Bejon, that's the dude. He's a stunt. He's a stud. He's a stud. And Atlanta, they're going to be tough, man. They are. Tampa gets a win.

So right now they're sitting at one. and listen, I know that it's week one, but it's fun playing kind of those games. Like, also, when we were on the pro football football show, Big Cat was talking that the AFC North is better than the NFC North. I disagree. Steelers, Browns, Bengals, Ravens, Lions, Lions, Packers. No, he said, you said one of the better divisions in league. He said they're not even top three.

He said they're not even top three. The AFC North? He said AFC East, AFC North, and NFC East. AFC North and NFC East, I believe. Yeah, but what about the AFC West as well? But all I'm saying is... I'm saying the NFC North is a tough division. Like the Bears are the only bad team in that division.

NFC North. Yeah, NFC North. What I said? AFC North. Packers, Lions, Vikings will get back on track. Yeah, I think it's too related. I understand why Big Katz said that because Packers do have a new quarterback.

Jordan Love did play his ass off yesterday and a big win. And it seems like if we're over overreacting from the negative. That could be the surprise coming out of week one is how the Packers played. It really is one of those things where it seems like the Packers have once again done it

like they're going to have another 15 years with a quarterback that is an absolute stud. But that's also overreacting from a different way that we just did with all the negative, positive, draw and love. Everyone gets overreacting calls him the greatest of all time. You know, he's going to run into a couple of issues this year too. I'm still with Big Cat with the NFC North.

I'm not saying. I know that. I'm not saying greatest of all time. I'm just thinking like the Packers. are that breath of fresh air without 12 being in that building. Not saying he was like a cancer, but now that they can operate

with your love knowing he's the guy, I think they fucking played a hell of a game. But I think... Bears are look abysmal though. Bears are not going to win a whole lot of games this year. That's not what you like. Vikings, lions. It's still going to go...

Fuck, I mean, I know I picked the Vikings to win the division, but lions are dogs. Lions are just a well-coached team, too. In week one, don't let week one lie. I know. Yeah, I'm not going to... they changed nothing, but Bears are definitely getting fourth-knit.

Rams played well. Seahawks did not play that well. You look at that Rams football team. They played well going into Seattle specials with all the question marks that everyone was saying that they had going into it. They controlled two and a half quarters of that football game. From the end of the second quarter, going into the second half, they completely dominated the second half, one on third down a lot, but they played like good complimentary football, you know, the entire second half. Like they were a tough team yesterday.

Stafford's showing that, you know, he's not, he's not dead yet. He's not dead yet. But I thought that they played well. I thought the Rams played well. What about your commanders? Tight game, right? They were losing for a lot of them. They won.

They were, they got in trouble in the first half because of turnover. Sam Howe, I think he went like, I'm kind of just guesstimate here, but kind of like a 20 for 34 type of game. Yeah. It wasn't the most promising. However, I thought he, like, looked comfortable for the most. part. Yeah, 19 to 31, 200 yards, one touchdown, one interception. I think the commander, look, they won the game.

That's what you needed to happen. But I think Sam, he'll be looking to make a jump going in a week, too. But I'm fired up that Washington won, man. I mean, starting off 1-0. Starting off 1-0, which is great in the NFL. Bought the cleanup. But girls are who you play. A lot to clean up.

But it is the Cardinals, dude. The Cardinals. Do you guys owe Josh Dobbs an apology? For what? because you guys were dogging him on S&P. I can bring up the clip where you literally... You should bring up the clip

because I don't remember dogging Josh Dobbs. I remember dogging the Cardinals quite a bit. I'd like to see that clip. I think I said Josh just showed up like last week. Yeah, I think we actually gave the insurance policy of like... And he is a smart... It's not Josh Jobs' fault. And...

By the way, while Jack's pulling up this clip, dude... Sorry, Josh Dobbs. I did not know you were going to go 0 in week one. He almost beat the commanders. So, yeah, Josh Dob, we're sorry. we were right about what we said about you. I was wrong. I was wrong.

Actually, no, I wasn't. I was right. You were right. But while Jack's pulling up this clip right now, one thing we need to talk about and we referenced it a few times, dude, is, boys, we started a new show called the S&P 500.

And... Good first week, man. Good first week. You did not think that that was going to happen. You hoped for it, but you just didn't know how everybody was going to, how everybody was going to take to it. But people love Delaney.

We knew Delaney. Delaney. The chemistry with all three of us, it's just a lot of fun. That's legitimately like the fucking locker room back in the day. That is, yeah, if you are an ex-player, it doesn't matter what level and you want to, like, feel the locker room again, the S&P 500 is that obviously you get it here too on Bustleman's boys. Like, that's what we're built on is the foundation of the locker room. But, dude, that was like just exceeded so much of my expectations, the S&P. Yeah. And everybody, I think the worst record was 500.

Like, and everybody that tells me about gambling. I might have went plus. I might have went play. I'm saying the worst record. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The worst record was 500. And they say if you can go 500 and gambling, you're a rock star. But even if you suck, it's like, all right, bring the faders on.

Come bring the faders in. Yeah, yeah, come bring the faders in. But I'm saying, like, there's some good shit going down here. And I've got to give some credit to Jack McPherson and J.P. Hub, dude, they put together a couple of parlayes that fucking dominate the landscape. Jack, what were the numbers on that plus eight hundee? We had, yeah, two, two parlays, one plus eight-thirty-four. one plus 8, 20 something.

A little penny slips, a little post credits. A little post credits. Five-minute show you'll see at the end of the S&P 500 if you stick around like a Marvel movie. If you bet $10 on our two parlays, you would have made a little over $350. Okay, Jack. Just a little tin bone.

Easy. Hey, but you're right. You're right, Jack. Dobbs, hey, brother, I'd love to apologize to you. I did, you know, 0 and 1 start, 21 for 30, 132 yards, zero touchdowns. That's on me. It's on me.

And he almost beat the Washington commanders. I love how Jack took that as serious. I know, I know. He took a person. You want to say, say, sorry to Josh? You didn't. Josh, you played exactly like we thought you would play.

No, you guys were shitting on him. You guys were like commanders minus seven. Josh, we like to apologize for once again being right on the show. Okay, yeah, okay, we lost in the spread, but it's, it's. Hey, we can't have two weeks of Jack getting too upset. We can't have that. Yeah, here comes Taylor. To have that.

Oh, I'm just saying you acted like he won the, game and he threw for like 50 plus. He did a good job for coming in with a week's experience. But we all, yeah, but we've given them those flowers. We did not. We said that on this show last week, too. We said I'm busting with the boys. I don't know what we said here. First off, that's not even us.

Yeah, that's, are you see, okay. That's Willie Gecko and Chet Savage. Yeah. New owner, new style. Soldout Stadium. Sold out stadium. That's a shitting Cardinals team. Cardinals might be the worst team. Right now, yeah, I mean, they quarterback situation. Yeah, and I

Again, we're not shitting on Josh Dobbs, but he just got there. Right. He just got this. No, no, no. I hope you're hearing this. 20 seconds before this clip, you disrespected him. This is what you do. You go, no did he say.

And then you disrespect him, though. But we'll go 20 seconds before, go 20 seconds early, because I got to hear what I... Right? Yeah. That's okay. He's still a good ballpark thing. He came in for the Titans last year.

What he did for the Titans last year? There was very good. And preseasoning with Clay Lane. Oh, I'd be proud to show Josh Dobbs that clip. What did you say? I don't know. I'm trying to find the negative. What do he say?

What I said, he's not going to do well. Dude, he didn't. You said Cardinal's worst team in the NFL. Has nothing to do with Josh. He's got to do with Josh. They're put together like a fucking, like one of the three little pigs, dude. And I thought the commanders would be the big, bad wolf.

Like, they have a straw house. I'm sorry that Josh Jogs just happens to live there. You took that one a little personal. No, you guys just disrespect. Jack, we watch the clip. What we say good, not great, basically? Came in last year, did a good job, showed up last minute's noticed,

placed from the neck up. Cardinals could still be the worst team in the league. What are we talking about? Josh is disrespectful. No. This is... No, go off in the comments. Everybody let Jack know he's getting a little too

butt hurt over this Josh Dobbs nonsense. A little too butt hurt. Yeah. Listen to my picks and win money. Now it's about, now that's about picks and winning money. And by the way, You talk about your slips and parleyes like after the fact of winning.

They were posted on a show with 50,000. Posted on Twitter before it starts. Send in the group chats. Boys get up on this. You're right. I'll make sure they're posted before the game next week. I told people to watch the show. Y'all didn't even watch the show.

What show? Exactly. Well, we watched it as a, oh, your show? Yeah. No, I absolutely did. I even said to you guys in South Carolina. I was like, hey, that was really funny. I thought it was good.

I loved the kicker parlay. And that was wild to go in Jacksonville with the three. I said it to both of you when we're eating food. I'll make sure I post the penny slips. He just, the reroute. The reroute by him is incredible. You just said something.

You just said something to me and I just said, no, that's not the case. And then instead of you ignore what I just said, and then went back to your company as you will. I learned from the deflection king himself. Yeah. Now you got to think, too, Jacks had a rough weekend. Well, he said, he was one of, He was on upset alert with one of his goals.

He did good. He did good financially. He probably, there was six, six at one point. Yeah, I told you that. I will say. The Dobbs effort wasn't, that's not true. You guys disrespect. No, we did not.

No, no, no, no. Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it moving. A lot of show left. commanders, they need to be doing more. They can do better. Sam Hal, I thought one thing Sam Hal did well was when he got out of the pocket, flipping his hips and throwing the ball.

Yeah. He did a good job of, like, adding. time to his plays when it seemed like his receiving. And responding. Like, yeah, they had the edge one out there at the end. Like, it's always, you know, you got to appreciate it. By the way, going on the Raiders, I think what everybody in Vegas

should be hyped about is going in. The Broncos are, the Broncos are tougher than people are talking about. Yeah, that's who we owe to. No, they don't, they don't, they don't suck. They're out there. Watch that game. Watch that game. They're playing some decent ball. They bought it to Sean Payton. To go into Denver, go in that altitude,

hostile environment, it's a rivalry game. But the way Jimmy G had the game winning drive. Not only that defense shows up, gets the ball back to the offense, and then go down to seal the win. And Jimmy G. running for that first down, like, I think the Raiders have a lot to be juiced about. Do you want to play better in some areas? Yeah, they had some penalties, some unopportunistic penalties come up in bad moments. But those are operative stuff. You fix those things. This is a team that can be fucking tough. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, and I know I'm biased, but also there should be a lot of excitement right now with Vegas. Brother, I'm with that. I will,

I will subscribe to that. And not apologizing to Josh Jobs, we did nothing wrong in Josh Jobs, but apology we should make, I should make specifically is to the Denver Broncos. I said they're dead, Danger Witch is dead, Russell Wilson played a D.C.

He played a pretty solid game. They're moving the ball. Their defense looks solid. He played a pretty solid game in the pocket. Like everything I said about him that he couldn't do, he literally did, and they played most of that game up. And I think the guys have bought into Sean Payne

that just shows how good of a coach he is. I didn't, I knew he was a good coach. I didn't believe he was that good of a coach to get that big of a turnaround. I want to apologize to the different Broncos. I don't think they're a playoff team this year, but they're going to be a whole lot better than we thought.

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Unless you want to talk about some NFL football more. I think we covered a lot of the NFL stuff. We've got to address that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's what I'll say about the Cornhuskers. And I'll say what I said. Buckle up, folks.

With the Titans, with the Titans. The regular season doesn't start until you play a home game. We basically just had our preseason. We've went 0 and 2 in the preseason. We get to lock. We get to. reload, refocus, and come into Memorial Stadium this Saturday and fucking dominate Northern Illinois. Now, we're going to lock in, it's O&O.

We're going to go one and O this weekend. I love that. And that is, that should be the conversation that the head coach Matt Ruhl is having with his players in the team meeting today this afternoon. I still believe you should be a little bit harder on the Nebraska Cornuccasters. But they're going to play a home game Memorial Stadium, good crowd, and they're playing with a equally talented team in the Northern, in Northern Illinois. Like that, wild shot,

wild shot. That are extremely equal in the talent category. I think Northern Illinois wildly out edges the quarterback position. Oh, it's a night game too. It's a night game.

Well, yeah, I mean, it's prime time game for Nebraska at this point. Primetime game. Nebraska, Nebraska, good everywhere

except the quarterback spot. Very similar to a Tennessee type situation. That's all I needed from Will Compton was that little bit of good everywhere except for the quarterback. right position because part of that most of that's true most of that is true it almost feels like you funny how you sing a little different too the defense is the defense is actually better than i thought

brasca and the titans almost have a similar thing going on yeah yeah i agree and right tannin had very similar weekend that's what i just said and but do you would you trust uh you said jeff simmons and right talents you said jims our quarterback from nebrass yeah but would you trust what's his name chubb is it chuba chuba chubba y'all's other backup you all like two other backup you have like two other Is it, it's Chubbapurdy, yeah? Yeah, Chobo Pertie, Broxler, brother. Would you trust him with the start, or do you keep rolling with Jeff? I think you keep rolling with Jeff right now.

I think it's so hard. Listen, we've had eight, well, eight, nine turnovers in the first two games. We don't have turnovers. We're two and no, number one. So I'll get that out of the way right now. But the way Jeff played at Georgia Tech and the story. He wasn't good at Georgia Tech. The story, he was a solid player, man.

He was a solid player. Yeah, yeah, he was a solid player. He was a solid player. He was a solid player. Taylor. The conversation is ultimately like, hey, hey, you're better than the way you're playing right now. You fix some of these exchange with the center combinations that are happening, these fumbles that should not be happening. Yes, those are fucking tough.

And they're drive killers because Nebraska can run the football. And look, I know Jeff had a bad interception to where he threw it inside, didn't paint the sideline. But he's also came out and painted the sideline when he's moving in the pocket. So you show those highlights the same way. Like when you get down and variable's like, you can't tell. me we can't compete with anybody and you're showing the highlights right yeah like you got to get his head out of the lows which can happen for a young kid because he started off tough these first two games however he's also been the player that's kept us in the game coming out at half time against

colorado and you take it to the house like we had some room there we just didn't finish you put the black shirts in a bad spot we can't play defense i hated that Colorado was able to run up the score and basically take the soul from the black shirts because we didn't look like a good defense there at the end and in the fourth quarter and if you're going to be a great defense. You got to play that way all the time. I don't care how bad your offense is playing. You got to continue to bail them out. Tough showing these first couple weeks for Jeff Sims. However, I'm not in the crowd that's ready to fucking throw him to the wolves and saying, man, I wish we had Casey Thompson. Look, at the end of the day, maybe that rule in that staff

was putting a little bit more into Jeff Sims, and it might have rub Casey the wrong way. But Casey was injured and dinged up last year and dinged up a little bit going into the springtime this year. And he probably heard words that he didn't want to hear, which is, hey, you guys are, you guys are competing going into training camp and maybe he felt like they favored jeff sims a little bit more that all might be true however if the kid doesn't want to sit there and compete and try to win a starting job and he wants to transfer elsewhere then fucking go you don't need that type of mentality on the team whether or not he's he's a talented player if he's nutted it out and stayed and gutted it out there wheel and deal he would be out there wheel and deal yeah maybe he's out there wheeling and deal right

no i need just let me just say it he would app if case he'd officer was still there yeah he would have gotten his opportunity would have taken him out but again this whole big of the pitching like we got the wrong quarterback, yada, yada. Like, that's not the stock I'm buying right now. Like, I'm still rolling out Jeff Sims because this is a game where he can get back on track against Northern Illinois in the regular season. Casey Thompson, the way he handled his business, I don't respect that process. I don't respect, I don't respect that.

If he was at Nebraska, he'd be starting this week. There's no question about it. That Willie C mentality, he'd be out there slinging the rock. The two other quarterbacks, the two of the quarterbacks that came in when Jeff Sims had that little high ankle spring going on, like they had the opportunity to throw the ball couple times they threw some muffins out there. It wasn't that good. They were putting a tough spot. No question. But also, brother, like, if I'm a backup quarterback, if I'm the two, and we just saw

what the starting quarterback had, I'm not trying to throw deep balls. I'm trying to throw high percentage passes and showing, like, Nebraska doesn't need an all-American quarterback to win a few games this year. When Nebraska needs, a quarterback's going to take care of the football and not lose you the game. Because you've got it. You've got it. You have a solid defense. If you don't have... Turn the ball over. We're 2 and O.

I know, but I get it. Exactly. Yeah. I don't know if you're 2 and 0, but you're for sure one and one. You're for sure one and one. Like, where are we not... Who are we losing to?

Colorado, you could have... It could have gone either way. For sure. I don't want to take away the win of Colorado. That's a massive win. They did a great job. If we're truly looking at it logically, yeah, you don't have those turnovers.

You're a one-on-one football team, and you're looking at Colorado going, yeah, Colorado's a good ball club, blah, blah, blah, blah, but that score differential is not what it, what it is right there. It's not 36.14. I think Jeff Simms starts this game, given that his ankles are right. I think it was a high ankle spring that they said it was. I think Jeff Simms starts this game.

If we have that kind of laissez-faire attitude with the football in the first couple of series, I would be a little, I would be quick on the trigger to look at the second team quarterback, whoever that is. I hear of Carburg. Yeah, Carburg. I was a carburg or Purdy. Whoever, whatever, whoever you're going to start in that situation and go, listen, take care of the football. hand the ball off and make high percentage throws and let's manage this clock

and try to win the game off of time of possession. Running the fucking rock. We average over five yards of pot, man. It's not like manage and survive. It's run the fucking ball down their throat. And the offensive coordinator needs to do a better job of marrying the pass with the run. You need to do a better job of running the ball.

And when they start to bring those safeties, they get a little more nosy because we run the ball so much. That's when you hit a couple of those. play action passes that really are going to get you those 10, 15 yard bumps and hopefully touchdowns later down the road. But you just don't, Nebraska just doesn't have the talent right now that we've seen the first two weeks to really compete. JP's been telling you guys about Nebraska's.

Yeah. Because he was at South Carolina. JP hates him. I get that. I don't know if you might want to ask you if he wants that in there. Yeah. He may not hate him, but he did not like him at South Carolina. Yeah, I feel like everybody in South Carolina was kind of like, eh.

Even when you talk to, was it, fuel? Is that the head coach's name? No. Beamer, excuse me. I'm, I'm,

the, listen, the OC stuff, like that's not, I don't think that's the conversation right now. At the end of the day, the play, like the play out there,

the turnovers is what's gotten us being. No, that is 100% the competition. There's zero, yeah, it's, it's the turnover.

Because, dude, if you look at the first series of the game when Nebraska, they were marching down the field. They got into field goal range. They literally were to go. go against one of the most, and I'm going to say this very loosely,

then one of the most over-hyped teams in college football, I think they're going to be, like, legit. But one of the more over-hyped teams, college football, and they packed, sold out stadium on a historical rivalry, and they marched the ball down the field on them. And they were going to put three on the board, and it could have been a completely different game from then on.

I literally just went all of last week dominating Will about how he needs to be harder on the Nebraska Corn Oscars. But I'm sitting in that bar in South Carolina with Will, and I'm like, I get it. I understand. But I'm glad people could witness a real fucking time. I'm surprised Willis and fucking killed himself at this point. It's that brutal to watch, dude.

Because we're that close. You're that close to being a 500 team. We're going to be 500 at least this year. Do you actually not think so? No. Minnesota's 2 and O. Colorado's 2 and O. They just got fucking patted on the back

and told they're going to be Heisman winners and national champions all week long. They're all talking their shit. Not only that, but they came out and beating the brats. like that deserves some flowers. They're playing the Colorado's playing good ball. Minnesota is fucking 2 and 0 right now.

I get it. They're playing North Carolina this weekend. I guess we'll see what happens, but you're acting like, no, they're not even close to a 500 team. Few place away from being 2 and O. I don't think,

I think you guys have a, this is not a joke. You have a big battle coming up with Northern Illinois. And if you can pull off a win there at your home stadium, then we can start talking about a 500 football team. team, but I'm legitimately worried that Northern Illinois is going to come and upset the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

Can we look at the line on that game? I'm not even trying to show shots because I want Nebraska to do well. And I know it doesn't sound like that, but I'm trying to give off the ying to Will's yang right now about how complimentive Will is and how he's a little more lenient. I'm playing good cup, bad cup with Will right now. I want Nebraska to be good. I want it for the Boston Bowl. And Will's my fucking boy.

You're my guy. And I, dude, it's so hard to. watch your best friend get his heartbroken right in front of you. I literally saw my boy get cheated on. Like, he, like, Will and I went to a bar, essentially, and watched his girl making out with somebody else

on Saturday afternoon when we watched Nebraska, Colorado. That's how it fucking felt. What's the line here? 11. You think, Nebraska covers, Jack? You're saying you think they might lose this game. I'm saying your bad cop can go

fuck himself. That's all right, brother. And you know what? Dude, this happens. When you got to tell your boy, listen, she was kissing somebody, you're going to get that. Go ahead. Go Northern Illinois Money Line. No, I would, I don't, I'm not that confident. I'm not that confident.

And you're projecting. You're projecting your sadness on top of me. No, it's like if you're going to talk that way, then be about it. Brother, I'm trying to, I'm talking out of a place of compassion. You're saying I don't think they're going to be a 500 team. I'm scared they're going to lose the Northern Illinois this week. Because Northern Illinois is a tough. Northern Illinois is a tough ball club.

They're equal. So if they're equal, go Northern Illinois Money Line. Let me look and do it a little bit more, and I'll come back to you before the week's over. Maybe I'm making an appearance on Bet the Bus this week. Maybe I'll pop over. I'll bet the bus, not to pay off Willie about the mistakes he's made in the college football realm.

Look, look, at the end of the day, whatever. We went two and three and bet the bus. Okay, green win, green column for the Faders. You're welcome. Come to bet the bus and fucking fade me. Green column for the fader. but the bus is what 500 on the year? I don't know, yeah, 500.

No, you were three and two before LSU. You're right, you're right, you're right. So, no, but I was on week one. Five and five right now. Three and two, week one. Gotcha. And he was three and no before LSU and, uh, who else? Uh, SEC, it was, uh, South Carolina.

Yeah, South Carolina. Did they, what was the deal with them in Fermat? I didn't even get at the Washington. They were a little rocky in the first quarter. Okay, but they, but they covered that 16 and a half? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Good, good. Good. Solid. We need to talk about this, too, of college football. And this is, I'm upset,

G's not here to hear me say this because I don't want to feel like I'm talking to shoot behind his back. I think Alabama's dead. I think they don't. You just talk out of your ass. No, I think they're dead. With the Titans,

nobody needs to panic. It's week one with the Titans, and they've, yeah. Two weeks in college football. NFL is way different than college football. Way different. It's a way different sport.

I think Alabama. Herovers get you beat. No question. They don't usually be, listen, I think Alabama's quarterback is an extremely good athlete, but he's, he's, Alabama, when I say Alabama's dead, they're going to lose three games this year. They have a good backup quarterback. He was the starter at Notre Dame last year. Look, they had 10 penalties.

That was a look, and no, not taking flies away from Texas. Texas is the real. It's great ball in, man. Quinn's out there dealing, making a case for arguably, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't say best quarterback in the game because Caleb Williams is an absolute stud. And then you guys were happening in Colorado, right? Yeah, but Quinn out there balling, man, in an environment like Bama? Who does Bama play next week?

The Crimson Tide is getting absolutely motherfucked for some of those penalties that they were having. Having some of those, that situational football that was being played. But you're saying they're dead, man. I'm saying dead in the way that I don't think Alabama's competing for a national championship this year. I mean, after this week... Find their two more losses. Florida. And then following that, they go

Old Miss, Mississippi State, A&M, Arkansas, Tennessee, LSU, Kentucky. And then they have a break with Chattanooga and then finish with Auburns. I think Tennessee beats Alabama? Not the way we played this weekend. We aren't. Yeah, but you know how it is.

You guys just played down to your competition. I can talk shit about Tennessee all I want, but you guys just played down to your competition. I think... So you think LSU and Tennessee, they're losing back-to-back. weeks? No.

At home? They don't play Tennessee until like the end of the season until October 21st. Third Saturday and October. Yeah. Yeah, October 21st. No, no, no.

I take back what I said. I think Alabama loses two games this year. I think they lose in Tennessee, but all those other games are... And they're in the college football playoff picture. Two lost Alabama team? Two lost Alabama team last year, right?

They lost two games last year? Yep. Okay, and they didn't... They were on the outside looking into the playoff picture. There's no question, I think, but I think, you're looking at college football, you got Michigan, you got Ohio State.

Penn State's obviously a team two that they could do. That's in the Big Ten. USC and the Pact 12. Texas. I think Texas is a team too. I think Florida State. I think Georgia. I think Georgia.

Like there's too many teams. Washington either. The Pact 12. Dude, don't sleep on Notre Dame. Yes. Don't sleep on Notre Dame. Like they're good ball club, what was it, minus seven versus NC State. And they came out and fucking hands.

handled business. They're giving NC State, too. You think so? At Notre Dame team. I don't hate that. It doesn't matter. They got a good quarterback. He's dealing and they're treating.

If we're giving him too much credit, they're still treating bad teams like bad teams. Sam Hartman. Good point, too. I think he just threw for his 120th touchdown pass, which I think ranks 10th of all time in NCAA. So, like, he's probably. I mean, he's in, like, he's really, really good. And he has so much experience that he, like, elevates the team. obviously how good he is, but also like inexperience-wise.

Notre Dame and Ohio State playing two weeks will actually be at that game for our fall tour. Nervous. But whoever wins that game, I would say is out of the college football playoffs now because whoever wins or loses. You don't have the power of the SEC. You don't have that like. Whoever wins or loses. Sorry, whoever loses that game. What did I disagree?

Whoever wins is out. Whoever wins. If you think Ohio State loses, they still play Penn State and they still play Michigan. If they beat both of those teams, you're going to tell me they're not. And the Big Ten Championship. I don't know. Yeah, that could happen. But the SEC truly is like the most dominant conference right now.

And to Jack's argument last week, they play so much, like Alabama plays so much talent. Tennessee plays so much talent that like one slip up can lead to them finding themselves into. Yeah, one little playoffs as opposed to a one loss Ohio State team. A one lost Ohio State team was in the playoff last year. I think over two lost Alabama. Yeah, two loss. Exactly. My point, my point, exactly.

You said a one-loss slip-up is not going to be good enough because the weight of an-S... I think Alabama loses two games. I just said. Yeah, you're contradicting. Hang on us. Just slow down. You said a one-loss slip-up from a team like Notre Dame or Ohio State would get you out of the college football playoff because a two-lost SEC scheduled team would have more weight getting into a

college-ball playoff. Did I say two-lossed team? Okay, sorry, a one-lossed. If everything's equal in records, SEC is going to get the nod as opposed to another Power 5 conference at this point based on how well the SEC is done in recent history with the cultural playoff. Is that fair to say?

Yeah, yeah, I think we all agreed on that. I think if Ohio State has one loss and beats both Penn State and Michigan, I think they would get the number of October. You can see that happening. One loss Ohio State that wins, that beats Penn State, Michigan, late in the year, and then wins the Big Ten championship. they're going in the college football playoff no matter who is a one-loss

SEC team. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, if Michigan and Penn State are both undefeated at the time? They should be. They should be. I think Penn State and Michigan play each other before.

Who plays first, though? Michigan and Penn State, I don't know. Pull that, you pull up, it's kind of hard to pull that much. It'll be fun once these teams start playing each other. Yeah, and it's fun to kind of play this game too.

armchair quarterback or armchair GM. Yeah. I think he could shape up. Yeah, they play, Penn State plays Ohio State, October 21st, and then they play Michigan. So they'll have, yeah. Man. Ohio State, Penn State, and Tennessee, Alabama play same day. That'll be a hell of a college game day.

Should be after. When is, when's the Red River, Red River rivalry? It's around the same time, right? Two weeks. No, this one's like in the first, this one September. Oh. I think that's so wild. I love it, too.

That big college rivalry like that is earlier in the season. I love it, though. It gets you juiced up early in the year. How's Oklahoma looking this year? Because I really don't even know. 10th, the Red River rivalry. Topor 7th? Yeah.

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I appreciate it, man. Happy I get to join you guys on the bus, man. A nice Monday, good Monday morning. Victory Monday, yes, sir. A couple of lattes. What did you do? You woke up this morning and what was like your first thought? Like, what were you going to do after rushing for a billion yards in week one?

You always check, do the body check. You know, you kind of take a few steps, see if something's wrong. you know the adrenaline obviously you get off the plane you're still a little amp you go to bed and the next day you wake up and just make sure everything's intact so i woke up felt great and uh got me a little mug of coffee and started out the morning talking to you guys what's it like knowing that everyone who didn't draft you first overall in fantasy or is probably eating their words right now what's it like knowing that you're carrying a lot of fantasy teams out there?

Man, I mean, hey, it's a long year. You know, I think we all know that. He's doing it. He's doing it. For me, I'm not focused on, you know, one game. It's got to happen. It's got to keep going throughout the whole year.

Do you ever think about it when you're going off? You're like, oh, yeah, fantasy teams are hitting. I know the boys are hype. I do not. No, I don't think of it. Never? Oh, dude. Dude.

You imagine that? Just imagine that. Anytime I've gotten a tag on, like, well, if somebody slipped to me on their defense like they're getting a 12 yard run like that's a point if they only know that's a point a reception ppr league oh that's a point that's a point you're not thinking that to yourself at all you got to be thinking i'm going crazy because i remember we're playing like a j brown would be going off people would be like hey your fantasy's like oh my fan i'm killing them on fantasy right now like in the middle of the game like the third quarter i mean if someone brought it like as a joke yeah

i'm not like sitting there and in game like every time i score that's six for the boys you know That would be Six for the Boys You should write that Six for the Boys on your shirt under the jersey And lift it out That six for the boy should have drafted me Yeah

That's like the most Un-Christian McCaffrey thing ever But it would be dope to see Yeah Like the most humble dude in the world Being like should have drafted me Pussies Yeah

That would be something Dude we Last time we had you on here We talked about your father And how Just the smallest things You would be grounded for Getting tackled by your jersey

And stuff like that We have a segment presented by Dude Wipes. If you can check it out right there. Dude Wipes, it's the shittiest moment. Obviously, you had a phenomenal game, but if you could just tell me, what's one shitty thing you did yesterday?

That your old man would say, because the game that you guys had, there's not a lot of shitty moments out there. However, what's old Ed McAfrey sitting at? What shitty moment is he pulling from to message you about? You know, you're walking out of the stadium, everyone's high-fiving you,

and Ed, he's going to pull you over to the side and be like, listen, don't get too high, don't get too low. Like, you could have done X, Y, and Z better. Recording in progress. I, it was before, before the half ended. I, like an idiot, you know, we had a quick count up. You know, the center gets up and just snaps the ball kind of right away.

And I wasn't set moving. We're trying to bleed the clock out right before the half. Minus 10 yards. We end up punning. They go down and score before the half. Oh, my God. It's a big deal, man. That's a really bad play.

You're like, I pray to God we win this game because if we don't, I just know that that's going to be like the first thing said. It still probably will, but that was a, yeah, not one of my best moments. You brought up a good little point there of like, please God, I hope we win this game. Like, how do you handle

having an obvious mess up when you go to the sidelines? There's coaches going to come up to you, players are to cope to, hey, we're going to be I, but like, how are you like in your brain handling that process? Are you killing yourself verbally or are you a little more positive on yourself? Like, hey, you still rush for 157.

It's probably a little bit of both. Like, it's like the refocus button has to like click in. You know, it's, you know, you always feel like I'm prepared for every moment. And then something like that happens and you're like,

dude, what am I doing? Like lock in, lock back in. It's hot. It's humid. Like you're, you know,

just had a long drive. But, um, you have to make up for it. That's the only thing you can do. So you have to just move on, go to the next play. And it's,

It's like if they don't go down and score, it's easier for everybody to be like, hey, it's just, you know, refocus. When the other team capitalizes on it, you're just like, God damn it, that wouldn't, that snowball would not have happened had I just done this. If you just want to handle that one little thing right there. Something on the lighter side, we do a little thing called shout out, no free shout out. You can shout out something as small as a morning deuce or shout out the boys for a big win. Hopefully you don't do something that, you know, kind of boring. If you did that one, what would be CMC shoutout, no free shoutout of this past week? Shoutout, no free shout out would be receivers who block downfield.

Nice. That's a hell of a shoutout, no free shout out. I'm bringing that up because on my touchdown run yesterday, Brandon I, you decleaded a dude, kept running, didn't even break stride. And Ray Ray McLeod, who's a smaller, lighter receiver is blocking the back. backside corner like 60 yards down the field all the way into the goal line. As a running back, I always feel like, you know, the O line will get you into the second level. And after that, you know, you're either making dudes miss or it's wide open. And when when you see guys like an IUC and a Debo and a Ray, Ray and Juan, all these guys who take pride in the run game, that's a special thing.

because that is kind of rare, especially nowadays in today's league. So receivers who take pride in blocking, that's my shout-out. Hey, that was what I loved about that, too, is that's something that would obviously be talked about in a team meeting to where players feel that public validation amongst your peers and team. But Iyuk, I mean, he had a hell of a game by himself yesterday as well, performance-wise, but those little things like blocking and shouting the boys out right here, I feel like that's like, again, it would get said in team meeting, but not everybody would be aware

of that type of you giving the flowers and all the boys feeling really good about those small details in the game because you're right, like, that shit matters. 100% matters. And you're right, dude, him going up. Like, he, you probably would go up to I.

You can be like, hey, man, I appreciate you blocking on that. But it would be a small one-on-one thing. Yeah. Now these boys have to put this up on their own. I know the boy out there. Anytime they're feeling a little down. I do block. I kind of am an all-around player.

That's what I-Uk saying right now. He goes, I can really do it all right now. You're just adding confidence to the boys left and right. The 49ers have got to have the coolest locker room the entire NFL have got to. He's in it. Would you say that you guys have one of the best locker rooms in the NFL? It seems like you guys do have a lot of fun. It's such a cool locker room, man.

Like from top to bottom, I think it's cool too. You got guys who have kind of, you know, built the locker room together. I think when Kyle came in, there's still, I want to say like six or ten guys who are still on that first team. And so they've all kind of grown together and played together for so long. that the coaches and the players are tight with each other. You know, the leadership has been the same leadership for a long time, which is a big deal. You know, when you not have that revolving door of guys coming in and out and you're constantly

getting, you know, having to meet new people and kind of do the natural growth together. It just makes it a little bit, you know, feels like home a little more when you have a locker room where everyone's cool with each other. It's not clicky and these guys have been together for so long that, you know, everyone knows each other. So definitely, you know, one of the coolest locker rooms. Who's a couple glue guys that might not be superstars out there? Who's a couple unsung heroes in that locker room that keep all the boys nice and tight

and having a good time? Man, that's a good question. That's a real good question. The thing that's so wild to me about the 49ers is like, their glue guys are their stars? I know. Like, it's like we're a kid off to think about because, you know, know, what you see is, is what it is. You know, like a guy like George Kittle, that's who he is all the time.

All the time, man. Anything the energy all the time. Nobody, like, plays a part, you know? Right. I think it's cool, though. You got, like, like, no one's, you know, too big to talk to anybody. You know, you got practice spot guys that are hanging out and talking with Trent Williams. And you got, you know, it's a very loose locker room where it's not like, oh, that,

so-and-so don't it's it's super loose you know want to uh our our our practice squad guys practice hard um and they they have a very important role on the team that's talked about a lot and so because they make an emphasis on you know scout team guys uh you know you feel like they're equally as part of the team and equally as important as guys that are suiting up on sundays so um you know i don't think there's anyone who's afraid to talk or anything like that. It's good to have because it's like, you know, you mentioned George, but you also see juice.

Like he's at Kittlefest. Like you just see that the boys have it nice. You get that. You get that. And it also seems like that it's not like offense. Is it all boys in the defense? Right. It seems like everyone's just like in it together.

Fred Warner is one of those guys to me. It's like he's a fucking homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could absolutely feel it. Dude, big win like literally flying across the country. How is the, what was the vibe on the plane? the boys getting after it guys having a couple of drinks playing some cards we all know there's a couple guys in there betting way too much money in the back of that plane it was it was an out good time

wasn't it was no you know it was hydrating it was getting your proper rest yes sir absolutely i mean right there boys had the normatics on um that was pretty much it the whole front i mean i think you know it uh the first game's always always always interesting because you get a big win, you get a big road win against the good team, but you still feel like it's so early that your mind is not 100 percent, you know, you celebrate all victories, but I think you're still just getting into the groove of things. So obviously guys were happy, but, you know, we got another road war in LA against the division this next week. So I think guys are pretty, pretty dialed in and focused on that as far as,

like moving on to the next game, it was a pretty quick move on just because it is so early in the season and there's still so much unknown and anything can happen. If CMC's on your team, that's exactly how you want. Exactly. Because there's probably no riding high. He put on the plane yesterday and because you can have fun with the boys, but there's always going to be a level of accountability. CMC gets in the plane yesterday.

He's probably on his pre-made meal from his chef because you see the nice house behind him. He has a chef. He's got everything dialed in because his maccos has got to be right and he sees one guy kind of jerking around a little bit because he's got so much respect and he's also homie probably hits me with hey don't get too high don't get too low let's keep moving forward to bed with a win wake up with a loss exactly and you know he went back there and that guy a little respected CMC so much he's like he's absolutely right and sure enough he's the norman text 15 minutes later

is that pretty accurate that pretty is that you no that's that couldn't be farther i i i fell asleep i watched a little show the boys talked a little bit uh you know that's about it you know let me ask this are you somebody who enjoys the post game meal that is is offered from the team that you go. It's a good hard-headed question. Yeah, I love the post-game meal. I love, I, I, I'm always hungry right after the game, so I love the post-meal. Also, how would you rate Pittsburgh?

Another shout-out, no free shout-out is the snacks that you get on the plane. Like, when you go to the front and the flight attendants are always super nice, they're willing to do anything for you. And they have just, I ransack the closet of all of the flight snacks every time. after the game. What's your go-to? What's your favorite? All right, boys and girls, literally the most fun tier talk we've had in a very long time with Christian McCaffee. We're going to get in and out of this real quick, but this is our presenting sponsor. That is whistle pig. Dude, it's time for whistle pig Friday, ride a grab your glass, pour some whistle pig whiskey and get out there. Whistle,

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You know what? Better yet, we might as well just throw in another segment. We're going to do a tier talk real quick for you. Best post-game snacks. Give us your top three. Oh, man. Best post-game snack? Like, if you're looking at the cat,

and you see the candies, you see the salties, you see the sweets, but then you see a bag of blue Cool Ranch Doritos that's your first, that's your first get. You're willing to look to some other choices as well, but you're not passing up on Cool Ranch. You're getting that immediately and then you're thinking, what else am I going to get? So that's my tier one is the Cool Ranch Doritos.

I love it. Tier two would be, I think Tier 2, you don't want to go right from salty to salty and crunchy. So you're thinking to get a little bit, Tier two would be peanut M&Ms. That's a good one too. That's a good one.

Crazy texture. You're not going to take another bagged candy before you look at the yellow peanut M&M's. All right. That's your tier two. We need one more. Tier three would be both tier one and tier two are pretty heavy. right after the game. By the way, you're not limited to one bag.

They have more than one bag. It's not like you. So don't fight two bags of the Cool Ranch Doritos because sometimes they're a little small. You open the bag. It's like halfway filled. That's a great point.

So tier three, honestly, because of what you pick tier one and tier two, I would probably go with something a little bit lighter like they got the boom chick of pop popcorn. So if you're finishing up a series on the plane, it's a five-hour flight from Pittsburgh back.

I'm thinking, If I'm going to eat when I'm back at home, I'm going to be a little bit lighter on my third. So I'm going to go with the boom chickapop. It says how it's low calorie right there. So you're figured it's got to be good for you. You finish your show with something lighter. Yeah, I love that. Rated, give him the one word.

Calculated. Incredible. Here's why. Here's why. You can tell he messes with the tear talk. He understood the assignment. He nailed the delivery. He brought up a little salty sweet,

but then there's that one that catches you. And that, he didn't even matter what his list was. It was going to be incredible because he just, he understood the assignment. And true McCaffrey ways he did not flinch. No. No. No.

Guy, absolute stunt. And also, a big game coming up. You've already said divisional opponent. Rams don't look as bad as we thought they were going to look. They look. They look. They look. Low-key solid, right?

Yeah, yeah. Staff is still gone. Obviously, Aaron Donald's is still an absolute menaceant. there like and it's an away game correct yep yeah how do we feel going into that one right there obviously confidence has got to be super hot but how do you temper those expectations a little bit yeah i mean any anytime you're playing a divisional opponent on the road and you know the rams they're they're like a few years removed from the super bowl with the same team so they're you know it's not like something that i i never thought they were bad at all it's an incredible football team

well coached. You know, they've got a lot of guys who can make plays on both sides of the ball. So, you know, you can never, you can never sleep on any opponent, obviously, as you know, but especially any division game on the road, it'll be a huge game. I love that. Taylor, before we get off, do you want to quickly do your tier talk on best snacks post game? Yeah, I would love to hear this, actually. Yeah, I do. I think I got mine. You got you. You go ahead first. I think I got mine. I got to figure out.

While you're kind of working to do that, I want to say one thing to you, Christian, I think you do a phenomenal job of being for the boys, having a good, like, banter back and forth. But then you did such a phenomenal job. Once football was brought back up, it was like back into your good, solid PC comments,

not going to give the Rams anything that's going to make them feel one type of way. Like, that was, you're well-versed. Polished. You know what you're doing. But go ahead with you with your chair talk. Mine is going to be my tier three. I'm going to start at the bottom.

I'm going to go with the PB&J that they make up. I like the PB&J, especially when they pack it in there. You got the bread that might be just a, and I'm not saying soggy like it's wet, but that touch of sogginess that makes it feel compact and a little heavy in your hand. That with a nice white milk, that's a great one. My tier two, I agree with CMC, the peanut M&Ms, you got to be careful on running through them,

too quickly because you are going to grab a second, maybe a third bag. And my tier one is going to be when they come down the aisle toward the end of the flight and ask if you want that hot and ready chocolate chip cookie. Dog. That hot and ready chocolate chip cookie. That solid piece at the end. Throw it. Hey, yes, ma'am, throwing a chocolate milk.

Yeah. That's what gets me going. That's my tier talk. We got these, you say, oh, man, brought me back to yesterday. I forgot to even mention this. These chocolate chip cookies they have, on the outside, they look like just a chocolate chip cookie.

But you crack it in half. It's like a cookie sandwich and there's chocolate fudge in the middle of the cookie, hot and ready, right at the end of the flight, just as you said. Absolute nut on that,

that is crazy. That is crazy. What's your one word for Will? Oh, solid. That's solid. Nice. I'll do, uh, you go pre-made PB&Js, or do you want the smuckers? That's a good point.

It's, there's been a couple ball clubs. The smuggers is uncrustable. Yeah, the uncrustable. If you got the uncrustable, you want to go uncrustable. Like that thing, the way they make those, I love them. Do you not love the, do you not love the uncrustable? Are you not an uncrustable guy? No, I like it.

It depends on how the premades are, you know, because those are really good, just sometimes inconsistent. You know, sometimes heavy on the bread they don't do as with the peanut butter. It's important what's in the middle. So I just feel like you can always rely on the uncrustable, but it's never going to be as elite as an elite made regular PB&J. Well said. That is well. And you're right. If you get that little Ziploc bag and you feel like it's a little light like it's too much bread, not enough juice. I'm going to throw that away and I'm going to grab some harvest cheddar sun chips is what, what's my go-to chip. You want a PB&J? You want a PB&J?

You're not just grabbing it. You're looking first. Yeah. You're picking out the right one. Yeah, you kind of move her like, yeah, let me get a little pixie in here. Yeah, she has to bring the tray down to you a little bit. You have to know, take time,

but see what's trying to get around her and I'm going to sit behind her. All right, my tier three, and I'm going to sandwich this, because I'm not going to put them in necessarily order except for my tier one is going to be my God tier, but I want to sandwich the salty, the sweet, because it's kind of like you did. I'm going to go,

my tier three is going to go to the, is going to be a tip of the cap to those cookies. That come in that white plastic, waxy bag. And you're not going to get the whole cookie out because it's, they just got out of the microwave. That with a white milk. You want to put your index finger back in there and scrape out some chocolate.

Yeah, you want a little something extra, a little extra English at the end of that cookie, the white milk, and then that is my combination for my tier three. My tier two is going to go to, I can't remember the exact name of it, but it's the garden, the heart,

It's the garden salsa Garden salsa sun chips That combination of flavor dude is so good And I like the sweetness And then the saltiness But my tier one Is gonna go to And this happens at the end of the flight

Cookies have passed Kind of maybe 20, 30 minutes You can feel the plane start doing the juzh Towards the runway And that ice cream gets popped out Those dilly bars The brown box you pull them out They have that kind of egg shape

With the hard chocolate outside and that creamy vanilla inside, that is going to be my tier one. Because I'm an absolute sucker for ice cream, but the texture on a dilly bar, come on, kid. Silly dilly tea. Come on, baby.

My word's going to be overrated. Right. The way you said, I know, I know. I thought we were kind of having a nice thing. I love that for you, but I personally, I think the dilly bars, I think any hard outer shell of chocolate

with the ice cream on the inside, I personally think all of those frozen treats are overrated. Like they look better than they actually taste. So that's why I always step away. And every time I get done, it's like,

what did I really just do there? I kind of just fucking wasted a good little splurge on like a dilly cat. You know what I mean? Hey, can I say something? Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.

I would rather, I would rather plain lands, depending on how far you live from the facility, plain lands, you go get in your car, DoorDash, any other ice cream treat

or any other thing on the planet and eat it at home before I get the chocolate the chocolate ice cream bar on the on the plane. Yeah, that's a good point too. I can't. I already know my next question for the next time you come on. Now, if on the plane they had those little

Hagenaws vanilla's, and that's a different story because those are incredible, but you don't have those on the plane all the time. Yeah, Hagendaws and Daly bars are probably the same exact thing. I get that. Yeah, I didn't know in the world we were playing in that there was the option of,

Door dashing. In that case, I'm not going to have any snacks. And I'm going to have a steakhouse, the best steakhouse in town. Meet me at my house. And then I'm going to have a small Asian man, make me habachi. And then I'm going to have all the other soft serve ice cream I want from Dairy Queen after that. That's my

two of time for snacks. Here's where it went. I love it. Hey, this has been a fun. Hey, thank you, bro. This is going to be fun to have you on every month. Like, this was, I fucking, I can't wait to talk more snacks. Yeah, it's going to be amazing, dude.

Thank you for taking the time that it, especially after a five-hour flight. That was incredible. No, Brian. I appreciate you guys having me on. I'm going to be way more conscious of what I'm going to get. Next time, I'm going to make sure I go through the whole list. So we're going to have another tier talk.

I'll come with some more. Maybe send the boys a tweet, dude, coming back from L.A. Here's all he needs to do is, if it's a victory, obviously, but they post victory, just photo, no caption of whatever the snack of Jason is. Yeah, don't tag us or nothing. Just let the inside joke play. The three things and let it have.

happen. Just see if we can find it, man. Hey, let's give a round of a pause. I'll do. I'll take a video of the whole cabinet and you guys can guess. Yeah. What three I pick. Yes, I love it. People got to know. Thanks a lot, bro. Thanks a lot, bro. Have a good, Monday. See you,

see you, brother. See it. What a guy. That was fine. That was fun. Oh, he's still on. He's still here. What's up, babe? You see, I tell you something? I agree. I was like, oh, I know. No. Bro, hey, that was a good time.

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Hey, it's going to be a fun time when he comes on the show. He's coming on once a month. We have three other guests that are also coming on. Those three other guests, you know, take some notes because McAfrey just came on and you can tell you watches the show. Yeah, he's a homie of the boys. The way he set up the tear talk, the salty sweep. Just fucking beautiful.

that little third option in the back. It's like, oh, you're talking to me. Nice right now. That's going to be a fun time. I love that we got the NFL recurring gas happening with four or five guys throughout the year. So that's going to be a blast for the boys staying in it. Staying in the trenches a little bit. What else do we got?

Something that we got to announce. Should we announce it yet? Yeah, let's do it. Go ahead. Do you want me to start? Do you want to do it? Whatever you want to do? Listen, boys.

You get a nice little announcement. Fall tour has officially started. We were in South Carolina this past weekend. We are going to Georgia. this weekend, but week five of the college football season, we will be in Lincoln, Nebraska. We are doing a live show for the Buston Bowl.

Tickets will go live. I believe it's live. They're live right now. They're live right now. And it'll be at the Bourbon Theater in Lincoln, Nebraska. Boys, we're not comedians. We don't claim to be. But we try our damnedest.

We go on these live shows and we have so much fun. Talking to you guys, getting you guys involved. Maybe we'll have some people do some shout out for shoutouts. We'll start ripping around. We're talking about orgasm stories or first time kissing someone but we're doing it. Just having a good time.

If you enjoy this podcast, if you enjoy a listen to me and will, say stupid shit on a day in a day out basis, then you're truly going to love this live show. Please come join us because not only are you guys going to have a great time. Tensions are going to be so high and I cannot wait to be the villain in Lincoln, Nebraska.

You might be the only villain because I doubt there will be one speck of blue in that honor. There'll be a couple of you guys out there. It'll be sold out. It'll be sold out, Husker Nation. All of them will be there. And that is one thing that, Nebraska really is like that.

They are the most forgiving fan base. And they show the fuck out. Be getting some fuck blue chance going. Yeah. They might say Frick Blue. That's how Nebraska rolls, dude. They don't say fuck. They might say Frick Blue.

We hope they guys play well tomorrow, but don't beat us. That's what you guys are. That's where you talk. It's pretty wild. How weird your fan base is like that. Go ahead. I like it. I'm not going to join in on that.

All right. I'm just saying when you guys beat our ass on Lincoln, Nebraska, like you guys were weirdly complimentive after it. It throws me the fuck off. The mental war. It's mental warfare out there. They know how to play it. It's an absolute mental warfare.

But we're in South Carolina this past weekend. And just like the NFL season, the week one dude, it was a little bit of rusty. There was a little bit of a couple of things that we could probably have all done better logistically. Bo jangles was fun. Bo jingles was a great time. Bo jangles getting to do the drive-thru. Twisted T. The only thing Twisted T was good for was being there for my stuff.

sorrows after the Nebraska game. Yeah. I mean, they're good for a lot of things. I'm just saying personally, if I'm talking about my own personal story, thank God I had them once the game was over. Yeah. You need a companion like Twisted T to be there for you when you go through a heartbreak like the way you went through.

No one could have been there for you like Twisted T was there for you. And you got to be proud of that, brother. Yeah. As a Twisted King, even taking a fat L like that, having a company come and just hold your hand like that, that is beautiful. Yeah, thank you. That's absolutely beautiful because it was abysmal, right? how you guys got dummies and then but Twisted Tea

I'm gonna love you up like that you're not liking that are you I probably should stop now huh I probably should stop being so gross I see where this is going I see where this is going it's all good big battle for Nebraska Where do we go eat on a Friday

That was a good little spot Friday night Yeah Oh yeah you weren't there Publique yeah Pouca that was a nice little spot Some decent tacos The waiter Big fan yeah

The waiter was a big fan of the boys He knew Will and I's first name Jake's bar as always. That's our number one spot. Mitch, your mom was out there. And dad. And dead.

Crazy y'all didn't take me, though. You know how it is, brother, overhead. You know, there's going to be some family affair out there. Yeah, and also, that is, that's funny you say that because we literally go, hey, why didn't Mitch tell us and your parents were like, that's such a Mitch thing to not say, if you would have just said, my family would be out there, guarantee there's a ticket waiting for you. Yeah, it'd be cool if I can go to this game. We easily cut one of the other boys.

No question. Probably Jack. Even Not even cut him, we would have just brought you. No, we got to cut. We got to, you know, we need that. Overhead. Overhead.

We just need that moment. Yeah. We would, yeah. We would have threw Jack out. He'd have been gone, dude. Yeah. Hey, the pup punk concert was so good. Fire, though.

That was fire. Yes. Hey, y'all killed it up there. Y'all killed it. We had fun. Baby, stage presence. It was so funny, dude, we'll know in every third word. But he, like, literally, when you hit him

What the, where are you? And I'm so sorry. Oh, dude, it was elite. And I just told, hey, you know the words goes, what part is this? And I like whispered in his ear real quick. The 100% buy-in to knowing, I don't know all the words here,

but I'm going to give this proud hell, brother. There was somebody in the crowd that was literally doing charades with me to try to help along with the lyrics, and he helped me out a lot. But that was like, pop punk, all those boys, man. Rone, Frankie, Caroline, Robby PFT

dude PFT that was so fun that whole squad is so incredibly talented the way they got up there because people think

oh Barstole band it's probably spoofy it's probably weird Al Vancoyouy Vives they're legitimately good

and you have the opportunity to go see one of their shows you absolutely should I had an absolute blast as far as like genres like that is my

number one genre that was right up my alley and I loved it yeah and they did they played a lot in nostalgic songs and listen, I don't want this to come off like it's a shot because it's truly not at all. It's not at all a shot that usually follows a shot of some sort.

I'm just saying however I put this, I'm not trying to sound that way. But it's like when you have, there's that talented band in high school that's talented. But college happens and life happens and just along the line, like they're not making it right out of the gate, but they have to kind of break up because of life, right? Yeah. But because of Barstool and because they're all at the same company and they're like, hey, let's get a band together because they're all talented, right? And they get to, like, continue that

because of Barstool. Yeah. Because they're with Barstool. Absolutely. I just think it's sick because they're out there just having the most fun in the world. And I'm standing there

with a smile on my face being like, yo, they get to fucking go up there and rip and do something that they actually love to do together. Like, form that little band and continue and travel around. We're in a Bojangles parking lot.

Just bringing the house down. Yes, bro. He's showing walking the RV with everybody. Everyone's having a couple of drinks. People are drinking twisted teas left and right. We're just like sitting there talking music, talking about good times, talking about nerves and all that. And like they go up there.

And like you said, they're just living their dream. We're looking at each other and being like, yo, they're fucking good. They're good. Yes. And we kind of knew that we went to the Barstool Awards, but you really didn't know how good they were because they play like 15 seconds segways in between the next person walking up. And to be able to actually hear them, the presents, all that stuff.

it was a lot of fun it was super cool dude and I'll be the first two a minute I didn't know much what to expect I was stoked to go to Jakes but staying for the whole concert I was fired up oh yeah we stayed the whole time

we stayed the whole time and it was so great like it was seriously so much fun so shout at them dude I would love to hear I'm sure it's somewhere out there but I would love to hear their origin story

of how they all kind of came together and realized like oh we all play these instruments we should make a band and like each of you each of them were like, you know, even if you start doing the whole band thing, it's like, is that person going to be good enough? Right.

And it'd be like, oh, shit, like, yeah, we look, you got on this squad. I'm going to rip's out here, right? So that was a really cool deal, man. But this year, this week, we're going to Athens, Georgia. And I haven't been to Athens. I heard, is Pupp Pum going to be there? I fucking hope. We're a couple of groupies.

I mean, we're going to follow Pup Pup Pupp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Athens, though, is, look, it is. going to be a time. Could be one of our best ones. Yeah, I've been to Athens. And there's like 50 bars in like a mile and a half maybe on campus. It's a great atmosphere.

The hedges at Georgia, their stadium. I'm excited. Athens is a cool. I hear nothing but. We should make a later dish and see if Ben Jones wants to go with us. Yeah. We should, right? Yeah, that's a good move.

He'll text him right after the show. He'd be a great tour guide. He would. Yeah, he would. We need to go. Yeah, he'd be the. Avoid the spots. We'd do.

don't. Right. And they just have a good spot during the game. Hell yeah. I do hear Athens is fucking 10 out of 10. I truly, I can't wait. Probably one of the top five, maybe top three college towns in the U.S. maybe number one. I don't know. Yeah. And if you're listening right now or watching right now and you got some of the boys or plugs in Georgia, let them know that boys are coming. Yeah. Drop the address. Yeah. Drop the address. Yeah. Tell us where we need to go. Fucking blow us up. Blow Jack's DMs up. on the bus with the boys account. Oh, yeah, that's fine.

And his own personal account, Jack McPherson. Just blow him up. Where is it? What should we get into now? Should we get a little nasty with some, should we get in the trenches? No, not really. I knew when I said that, I was like, fuck,

it might just be like a nasty, sucking dick type, hypothetical. You actually have a good one? We have like 70 ads this week, though. Should we just rock one more real quick? Twisted tea, yeah, by the Twisted Kings themselves. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we can go back to back. But yeah, absolutely. Let's do it, dude.

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I was going to say, dude, being at that bar in South Carolina, watching your best friend really take those, that be in that situation. having Twisted Tea to back you up was amazing. Dude, grab yourself a refreshing Twisted Tea today. What do we got? Who's reading this question out? Big Brain Mitch.

Is he? But also, before you even give the question out, Mitch, you've been, you're the commercial guy. You're the, you're the twisted question of the weak guy. Like, you're really becoming the face of things. I'm slowly but surely making my way. Definitely the head. Hopefully he can just make it to one of these, you know, travel locations. I mean, you get paid really well.

if you want to go and buy the ticket, you're more than welcome to it, brother. The, uh, are we, it's, I was going to ask if we were going to do a shoutout, I know if you shout out, because my shoutout was going to be to you guys for hiring me a year ago last week.

So that was going to be my shout out. Oh, man, bitch. A little wild or whatever, but. Must drop a tear. Uh, maybe later. Uh, question, Twitche question of the week, would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature

or reincarnated as an airborne? creature. Oh, we pray or a predator? What creature do you want to be? Oh, we can pick whatever we want. Sea. Oh, whatever we would. God. Airborne.

It's just one of the other airborne or sea? Airborne or sea. Like, pick an animal. Airborne. Pick an animal. An eagle. A bald eagle. I'm going to say sea. Really? Yeah, that's kind of scary to me. Orca whale.

I'm fucking shit up out there too Like people are gonna know like oh that's that that's that one That's Willie That's fucking Willie out there That's free Willie Yeah that's fucking free Willie out there Maybe fuck up some boats But the boats that you should fuck up

Yeah the ones that deserve it The ones that deserve it Yeah the illegal ones I'm going after them Yeah the reason why I stayed away from the water Is because Can't really see very far in front of you And We only know

like 5% of the sea. We know more about space than we do about the sea. There's a lot of scary stuff in there. And I just don't know if I don't know. Yeah, but you can be part of like the kings of the ocean. Yeah, the or you're speaking your own language and your own pods.

There's only 20 to 30 deep. But there's also other languages. They do, dude. Around the ocean by some other pods. There's like different races and ethnicities in the orca world. That's true? Yeah, they have like, yeah, they got their own little.

There's different races and ethnicities. You know what I mean? Like they have different tribes. They have different tribes, bro. That sound a little different. Yes, bro. I'm telling you, look it up. Yeah.

Yeah, but nobody's operating like the orca whale. Maybe the dolphin. That's the one. No, no, no, no. The oracle whale is like a top five smartest animal in the world. For sure, but like, if you think about, like, land animals, wolves running packs like that. But you said air or sea.

No, I know. I'm just saying. Yeah, but I'm, yeah, I feel you, but the dominance of an oracle whale. Yeah, you're not getting fucked with. Like a pack of. lions and tigers could take out a pack of wolves. Yeah. Which is painful for me to say, but I'm saying like a pot of orcas?

Yeah. Obviously, I don't think wolves and lions and tigers are in the same realm. Unless like Pan Gia never happened. But I'm just saying if an orca pod rolls up on any other group of fucking animals in the sea. No, orcas are winning. They're winning. That also goes into what I was saying before of like only knowing 5% of the sea. Like, orcas, they probably know there's some spots, some hoods they don't want to roll up in.

Because they know there's a couple of giant. and ask squids, it could fuck them up. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's a good point. The apex predators of the ocean. That we know of. Yeah, we know.

But, loki, there's probably a few orca pods that they're going, yeah, we go south at this time of year, we go north at this time of year, but we never go west at this time of year because them squids, we'll just keep using squids. Them squids roll deep over there, and we don't want to fuck with them. The megaladone. The megalon. The megalon. Who they're saying is kind of real right now.

What a pot of orcas is taking down a fucking megaladon. I agree with that. If I'm a orca anyway, like I'm rallying the boys. You're a glue guy orca. You're a glue guy orca. You're getting the orcas in there. Boys, we can take them. I'm a glue whale, dude.

A couple of guys that are kind of nervous about taking down the megaladon, but you're going to be the one to tip them over the edge. I get it. And I loved everything you said. Like when you were talking, I'm like, damn, me, orcas are sick. They're probably my favorite sea creature. But if you're an eagle, you're flying on.

Number one, you're in danger. You're an endangered species. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I... You're protected. but you're just kind of flying around on your own. I could easily switch over to orca right now. But because of that 5%,

I don't know what orcas know. You know? I don't know what they know. I'm rolling deep at the orchards. I feel like they only mess up in the north. You never really see an orca down near the equator. Like, what's over in the equator that they don't want to be around? Yeah.

I don't like being cold. Yeah, but you're built for the ocean. Like we're orcas. I know. I'm just going off my own preference, dude. too. I also like this guy, dude. You guys know my love about aviation? I love aviation. And if I'm an eagle, dude, I can just perch up in a tree and see something from miles and miles

away. It'd be nice to have nice eyes and go over and swipe up a fish out of nowhere, dude, and then have some fishermen, maybe in the Northwest. Maybe I'm visiting my orker friend, Willie, and I'm up in the Northwest. And a couple of fishermen want to throw some things at me. I do a couple of aerobatic tricks. And I'm enjoying myself, dude. If you are an eagle, you are like the nation's animal, too. Like, all of America. Just love for you. Really for you. Always.

Look how majestic he is. I'm just like kind of flying on the side. Imagine just like, have you ever seen an eagle really flap their wings? No. They're always. Soaring. Soaring. Yes.

But imagine like teaching your offspring, teaching your seed. Like, hey, we're rolling up on this sea lion farm. And we're going to fuck these boys up. You see that boy sitting on the glacier right now? Like he thinks he's safe. He's not.

Dude, when I was in Canada, I was off, uh, Victoria. And we went on this, We went on a whale-watching excursion for four hours, and we saw whales like in the water. And then we cruised up on these, like, rocks of, like, sea lions and seals.

And them fat little bastards were just kind of sitting there, like, I could see how it would be fun to fuck with them, you know? Like, as an orca to pick on them. Because you're smarter and more talented. They're so fast, too. Imagine picking, like, an airborne animal and you show up as a turkey. Turkey's like, god damn. They can't for, like, a split second.

Yeah, they can get up in trees. They sleep in trees. That's all I'm saying. They're not like getting nowhere. You just draw out of a hat like turkey happens to be in there just because they're like a bird. And you don't get to get it. You just grab the thing and then you like turn into it and you're like, boom.

You're like, why in the fuck of my turkey? Fucking hunted. Yeah. I guess if you if you couldn't. Like look at this. Imagine just being an orgic swimming with boats. Majestic creatures, dude.

Majestic creatures. And they get a bad rap. Like, yeah, they're taking out boats that are bad. Like, shout out that one mama. orca that know that stuff. Yeah. But they get a bad rap because of telecom and all that. They're just being trapped in their little home. They're confined in a big pool.

Orkers can't be in that. They got to travel, brother. They got to keep moving around because there's never been a confirmed kill by an orca to another human being ever. Insane. Oh, fantastic. Look at this guy. That's Will posting up, seeing if that boat's good. That's me making sure that record button's on. Then you just start, you know, start messing with the camera.

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If you didn't get to choose? Yeah. Land to your air. I think I'm going, I think I'm going, oh, I thought it was just air or C. You're now changing the question Yeah, now we're just changing it But the original was Be or Air

Okay, if you didn't know And it was like blind draw of a hat I would go air because it's like I mean even if I'm a pigeon Like I'm fucking at least eating bread You know out in New York Or something like that Yeah but then you're trying to live safe

You get that one punk kid That puts some Alka-Seltzer on the ground Then your stomach explodes or rice Yeah but all I'm saying is like I just at least I can fly around And just try and be as safe as possible What if you get penguin? That's what I'm saying.

No, but they're, they'd be sea, right? Penguin? No, penguins, I guess they would be land. They can't swing. They can't fly. There are wings.

Their wings are, yeah, they can't surf. They're out there. Their wings are hard. They're not hollow. They fight like that. You're just like a little guppy or something.

Like some little small fish or like a little baby sea turtle. Like you're getting, it's over. It's over. Like sea turtles. You ever seen you when sea turtles hatch? Yeah. They're fighting for their life.

To their... Dash to the water and, like, see-os just come and pluck their asses off. I know, bro. It is like... That's why I'm not...

I wouldn't just do that. There's really no good answer as far as, like, the bad. You just got to think, like, how do you want to die? Too many bad options for C than there are airborne. Because at least you're flying.

Yeah, I think airborne's a move too because if, like, an eagle gets you, whatever, it seems like to be a swift kill. Like, maybe you come back as a quail, dude, and you get shot. You're just dead. You know?

Like, if you're a land animal, land animal, let's say like your prey in Africa. A bunch of hyenas catch you to start eating from the asshole in. It's like, what a horrible way to go. That's how they start. They start the asshole. Are you guys going airborne or see if you get to choose the animal? D, Orca, 100%. Orca, you could see the hype in Jack when he...

I think I'm going with Taylor Airborne. I'm probably picking either an eagle or a peregrine falcon. Yeah, the falcon. 200 miles an hour. Legitimately like 180. Yeah, I've seen a video of one of those falcons Like a bird's flying and all of a source like a dash Like a little dash

You're like what was that And then you see the birds like obviously dead And then the eagle comes back down and like catches the bird out of the air Fastest animal on earth The falcon comes around and snipes it out of the air Hey I'm coming back as this too I'm changing my thing I mean that's badass

I don't know why you would show the fastest bird of all time in slow-mo Like I need to see look at that 240 miles an hour I mean that would be badass that it would be the girl to hold that burden. Right? Yeah, yeah. You know exactly what I'm talking about too.

Look this. Who? I don't even see it. Don't even see it. And then wait, wait, wait, watch where it lands. It doesn't. Watch where it lands, hold on. Oh, fuck, bro.

Isn't that crazy? Watch. Just a duck. Yeah. Out there, twitchy. None of his boys even see it. Did it take its head off? Yeah.

Look at them. To pray. Yeah, it fucking took its head off. Yeah. That's how quick they are. Find the one where they swoop and they grab the bird out of the air. That's insane. No, Orca. Orca would be so fun, bro. Orca would be tight.

I would get humans to, like, want to jump in with me. But yeah, I'm not going to mess with you. Yeah, but how do you get them? By just, like, being nice, like doing stuff. And then I'd probably go flip her up and do this. Look, Mitch. A flip her up and just tell them to come in. Come on.

Yeah. And then there is going to be that one layer. It's like, I think he's saying to go in. Yeah. And it was the thing she's crazy when she goes in. Then all of a sudden, you're on top of the orca. She's on top of you riding around. You're just kind of like let her do her thing.

Even if they're in, I would try to come up and show them, like, you know, pick them up out of the air. Like, you let them ride me. Yeah, but you don't want to be too aggressive because as an orca, like, you're one, one little, like, swift movement from scaring away at human forever. Because you can take a video out of context all day. Look at this. I don't even know this is the video. What happens? There'd be some dumb dog

that's like trying to bark and getting the action and everybody's yelling like, for the love of God, get away. And then I'll just be sweet to the dog. I'm like, oh, it's a nice orca. I think the dog would probably...

No. Presence of an orca? Dude, dogs can be dumb as hell. I mean... It'll probably be a gold retriever. Like, those things are smart. They're going to know, like, yo, this thing would fuck me up

if it would want it. I think, I don't think gold mischures are known for being smart. I think it's quite the opposite, actually. Why do you think everybody calls you a golden retriever? Golden retrievers are known for being like, I'm like, I'm buddy, buddy. That's not because I'm dumb.

Yeah, but I, like, if you're, right guys? If you're, if you're able to be an orca and communicate with humans and have fun and I love this little gesture you did, it's hard to say no to be a fun orca. Life with a party orca. Yeah. And then like fucking the illegal boats and stuff, they're going to back, there's that goddamn orca. Yeah, there's Willie. Yeah, there's Willie.

Like, he's a cool-ass orca. Would you want like a... Just doing everything we need. You start getting paid by like border patrol. They're going to track me over the course of three years and be like, here's where he's going to be. Let's go try to see him. Yeah.

There's going to be like parties. Right. You want like a cool scar to like, oh, that one's. Yeah. Oh, you got to earn. Yeah. You got to earn your strength. You find like some cool, small rock that you kind of just post up on.

Easy for you to get on and off on. You kind of lay on your side. Yeah. He's like, hey, he just comes and chills here until he wants to go fuck up more boats. Yeah. And now that scar I'm going to be known for taking down fucking Megalodon. You think so? Yeah.

How are you going to get human beings to paint that picture for you? Because you're got, everything you're doing sounds great, but you're also assuming you're going to be able to get the news to... Right. You got to be like right place, right time. Like, hopefully Megalodon's fucking up somewhere close to shore to where it can be maybe seen. No one's seen a megalodon ever. But that's the tactics.

You got to learn them in. You got to learn them in. Oh, yeah. That goes back to you be an orca knowing where they're hanging out at. Right, right. They are even real. Marcus puts the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That goddamn, there's that goddamn whale again.

That I was swimming with last summer. I tried telling you guys. He's cool. Hopefully you had like a signature move, like a signature like gash on the side. It's always the right side behind the third rib. It's got to be something. Yeah, it's got to be something. But I'll have some signature trick too.

Oh, there he is. Yeah. Jumping out of the water or something. Yeah. That would be sick. It's kind of cool. A lot more fun things you can do with your idea. Mine, you just be like flying around fast or shit.

Like, what the fuck was that? I don't know. They just go back to watching you. But we'd be like the duo. Make a movie like Fox and the Hound or something. Work in the Eagle. Well, I was like sit on you. Oh, yeah, the Falcon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'd be, I guess I'd... You're watching over just in case there's somebody trying to actually take me out at some of these parties. Yeah, one of the harpoon guys. He's like holding it up. They got you pan in all of a sudden. Take his head out.

fucking head out. That'd be sick. Also, I'm in my neck like that. My neck is so tight. Does your neck feel tight? I don't suck dick. Tight neck from sucking dick.

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Back to Will talking about me, sucking dick. We were just a team being an eagle and an orca. I know, but it's like... That's sick. Anytime somebody talks about a stiff neck, it's just... You got that's sitting there. That's how far I can move my neck this way.

What was it, man? Man. What'd I say? Talking about Willie Gay. You got that thick-ass game. I would like to maybe have a break... I would like to make an appearance on Bet the Bus sometime this year. I think it'd be fun.

I would love that. I see the energy that the boys have and it kind of... it fires me up. I would like to be a part of it. It's a good time. We have a good little time. Love that. We just got to win some games.

You know what I mean? We're 5 in 5 right now. We've got to win some games. Yeah, but that's what they say in the gambling space. Dude, if you're 500, you're solid. I know, but you know what I mean. It's like we got to prepare. We got to, once you start getting a couple weeks in now,

we should start to feel the flow. You start seeing a lot of Ws coming out of that. Can you give me a teaser? I don't know what the lines are for. I got to do. You know what I mean? It's kind of tough. by studying tomorrow morning for it.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know who's playing right now. Like, right now my brain is fresh off all the NFL stuff. Yeah. And that's tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to consume as much football as possible. It was a good day yesterday. It was a good day for consuming ball?

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's back, man. Like, I'm curious to see how some teams are going to try and GBOT this week. Yeah. Who's your GBOT team this week? What do you like to get back on track after? Of the Steelers.

Steelers, you see them winning? Who are they playing? I don't know who they're playing or not. Steelers are Bengals. I don't want to give any of my picks away because people can tune in the S&P 500 for that. I will say the Steelers. But without making actual picks,

like just win the football game. I literally said Steelers and I can see the Steelers playing the Browns well this week. I could see the Browns having a hangover after a big win against Joe Pr and week one. The Browns haven't won. in week one since like 2007. That's how long it's literally been. It was before Joe Thomas even played for the Browns.

You see his little clip? He's like, he like poured himself a beer and like drink all of it, shotgun the whole thing or whatever. But I could see the, I can see the Steelers coming. Obviously, I think the Bengals are going to win this week. I think that's going to be a lock.

Who are the Bengals playing? Let me see that real quick. Ravens. Maybe not. In a visual matchup. So I'm saying, who you think of loss? Two divisional matchups in a row? Man, who's making the schedule?

out here. Who lost last week that could come back. Yeah, Ravens did. No, I think the chiefs are going to lose. But I don't, like I said, I'm not here I am doing the thing where I said I'm not going to do. S&P 500. Without looking at anything right now,

I could see the Bengals being the Ravens. GBOT, maybe New York Giants. At Arizona. Oh, that is a great one. I think that. We need to add that segment to Busson. To S&P. What segment?

G-BOT. Could do it on Bussing. Yeah. Yeah, I probably... We could on... But I'm saying we talk about so much football, like there's no doubt we could find a flow that gives us a little bit more of a regimen.

Because we spent the first 20 minutes literally just talking about the Titans game. Yeah. Versus like covering everything, which I understandably. Yeah, we need to jot that down at 10 minutes and then we need to cover more games. Here, just our reaction on shit.

Yeah, yeah. and then go to S&P is where picks happen and stuff like that. Because you want to keep those two separate. Yeah. Because that GBOT, like the Giants one, could easily be the underdog pick of the week type of thing for one of us. Yeah, but what if they're not underdogs versus the... It's Cardinals minus four and a half because it's that AZ.

Arizona did not look bad against... They didn't look bad. They didn't look bad. But, like, week one, dude. Week one. Maybe the commanders just played a little sloppier. They weren't just on top of it, which they did have sloppy ball. So it is one of those things where it's really about the, this week, it's a big deep dive for Chet, GetGo and the Mule.

I would say it's a, some might call the, a got to have it must win for the Chiefs. Oh, yeah. Or their season might be over. No. I think there was a couple years ago that the Chiefs started bad. Like, my homes had a whole bunch of picks like week seven. They were like, are they going to make the playoffs? started one of three and were like

500 by like it was that year that I was somebody against y'all where he was like yeah they hot dog and caught up then they went to the Super Bowl and won yeah they won the Super Bowl they were they make a couple of them catches it's yeah like we talked about this a little bit on the pro football football show but Tony cadarious Tony don that was really bad

really really bad but you know that is of those deals. He'll come back. He'll be fine. You don't think so? I mean, he's just always been hurt for, however, I mean, he may have not liked playing at the Giants, and maybe he was kind of, like, doing his own thing, but, like, he's an explosive dude when he get the ball in his hands, just whether or not you can get it in his hands. But week one, like, like you said, week one, a lot, like, my homes didn't have Kelsey,

didn't really have, like, that security blanket. I'm not worried about it. I think everybody will find their step. And, like, they have, like, seven wide receivers. So they need to figure out their core wide receivers they put out there on a daily basis, but I think. Also, if you're the chiefs, your team's good enough where you can maybe take that first round pick, trade it to a team and get you a good, solid wide receiver

before that week and eight or nine deadline. I have some good young guys, so. Yeah, but there's, you're trying to, you're trying to three-pee. Three-pee? They won two in a row or they won one? No, they've won three. That's my bad. But, yeah, they're trying to become that.

that Patriots, the 01 to 19 Patriots. And so if you want to do that, you need to have some ballplayers. They don't need first round picks right now. They're a team that can kind of live, live through free agency. Is there an F, the chiefs? I don't want to turn into the Rams, though. I don't think you are because you're, you're, that, it's, that franchise has money where they can do a lot of movement

with contracts and stuff like that. Patch for Homes, it's a half a billion dollar contract, but the way it's moved, it's also a team-friendly deal. And a lot of time, when you run into issues, it's usually because you're paying your quarterback

so much money, you can't disperse a lot of that money throughout the rest of the team. But it's, and people are, if the chiefs are good again this year, it's going to become this. People want to play.

If you're going to get these older, wide receivers that are studs and still have, one or two years left that are willing to take a discount to go play with the patch from the homes and become like when we're when a ring just like they did with brady they got to play they they still have to pay kelsey they still have to pay chris jones but she's willing to hold out till week eight um and they're going to have to play creed humphrey at some point like they have some people coming down the line that they're going to have to break off i just hope they

have they're able to keep everybody else yeah that's the safe they pay them all too So that's a competition for a different day. Good to go? Yeah. I think we're solid. I think that was awesome. But other, but I'm saying like we're good to roll.

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