Bussin' With The Boys - Will Compton CONFIDENT Steelers Crush Bengals; Taylor Lewan, "South Carolina MUST Upset Clemson"
Episode Date: November 28, 2024Will Compton, Delanie Walker, and Taylor Lewan bring you episode thirteen of The Locker Room. In today’s episode, we dive into the upcoming Week 13 NFL matchups: Chicago Bears VS. Detroit Lions, New... York Giants VS. Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins VS. Green Bay Packers, Las Vegas Raiders VS. Kansas City Chiefs, Houston Texans VS. Jacksonville Jaguars, Pittsburgh Steelers VS. Cincinnati Bengals, and Tennessee Titans VS. Washington Commanders. On the college front, we preview the Week 14 matchups: South Carolina Gamecocks VS. Clemson Tigers, Texas Longhorns VS. Texas A&M, Michigan Wolverines VS. Ohio State Buckeyes, Tennessee Volunteers VS. Vanderbilt Commodores, Nebraska Cornhuskers VS. Iowa Hawkeyes, and Mississippi State Bulldogs VS. Ole Miss Rebels. Make sure to submit your fan call-in submissions to info@bussinwtb.com TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 Open 10:19 Thanksgiving Games 20:42 GOTW 25:14 Ballsy NFL 31:21 BTB Parlay 35:24 CFB Begins 35:34 Trophy Game 40:11 Tier Talk 55:12 Ballsy CFB 59:32 Fan Call-In ----- Get on the bus with NFL players Will Compton & Taylor Lewan! The Boys are letting you in on their hilarious, high-energy (and often heartfelt) conversations. Topics range from exclusive stories to active player perspectives to out-of-left-field hot takes on things you and your friends only discuss behind closed doors. Sometimes they chat with a guest, sometimes it's just the two of them, but it's always a good time when you're Bussin' With The Boys. And yes, this is the podcast where Mike Vrabel said he'd cut his piece off for a Super Bowl. ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com LISTEN iTunes: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Apple Spotify: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Spotify ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FireBall: Ignite your gameday with Fireball Whisky. Must be 21+ to purchase and enjoy. Please drink responsibly. Fireball, Whisky with Natural Cinnamon Flavor, 21% to 33% Alc./Vol., Sazerac Company, Louisville KY. DRAFT KINGS: GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 1/5/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Duke Cannon: Shop now at https://dukecannon.com, Amazon, in Target, or at Walmart — they’re everywhere True Classic: Upgrade your wardrobe and save on True Classic at https://trueclassic.com ----- #BussinWithTheBoys #BarstoolSportsFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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As we're going to start, we have Thanksgiving games.
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Mitch Cars.
please bring yourself up to the podium, sir.
Actually, go ahead and get your money first.
For everybody new tuning in, because I'm sure you are,
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why we owe Mitch $1,500.
What's your prediction for your own stat line tonight?
Both games?
Both games, like in total or just game by game?
Give me in total.
I want to know in total because I'm not.
Yeah, don't take too long up there.
After today, I'm going to stop thinking about record in football.
I'll probably throw for four touchdowns,
maybe catch two or three,
and I'm hoping I had at least two picks.
If you don't hit that stat line, will you dye your hair, bleach pot?
I mean, that's a bit.
I mean, that you just, that's a confidence level.
I want to figure out where you're coming from.
You say you're going to beat them by 30.
We'll say if you don't get the stat line, you lose a paycheck.
Well, what if I do hit it?
It's like a fine.
We'll throw a bonus in.
You see, do you see Delaney's?
I mean, like.
Oh, 400 each.
Incentia.
Wait, how we go on each?
Good win.
That one intercession he was playing free safety.
I thought she was the receiver when he threw it to you.
Crazy.
Mitch has a lot to be thankful for.
The boys have a lot to be thankful for.
Everyone who tunes into the show and bets with us every single week.
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Let's also bring up Coop.
Coop.
Come on up here, Bob.
Coop!
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Show me your Thanksgiving spirit.
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Very nice.
There you go.
One more.
One more.
That's my fucking boy right there.
Do you eat?
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All the fans that are tuning in
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All right, Delaney.
All right, Delaney.
Somebody just had a new kid and they are getting horny.
Horny boy.
That's six weeks.
Six weeks is coming to a close right now.
A couple of things that happened between last week and this week.
Our good friend from spit and chicklets, Paul Bizonetti.
Was that?
No.
So Paul Bizanetti, he is one of the co-hosts for Spitting Chicklets.
This dude, like he was a grinder, you know, a fighter in the league.
And now he's doing Spint Chicholets.
Probably the biggest podcast in the hockey world.
He's on teams just to go out and fight.
Yeah, to fight.
Right.
He's one of those guys.
The nicest guy you'll ever meet in your life.
The ultimate team guy.
He's the hockey version, the hockey black version of Will Compton.
Like, that's the kind of guy we're talking about.
I don't know about that.
He's out in Scotts.
The hockey black version?
Yeah, he's a little black.
He's got a dash on it.
Yeah, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, yeah.
Is he like a Canadian?
He is black.
Is he Canadian?
Yeah, he's Canadian.
There's Taylor.
God, I swear to God.
He might be Italian.
He's not Italian.
Is he, is he Canadian?
Is that the key?
I'm calling him right now.
Is he Canadian?
He canadian?
He may be like, uh, man, what, what, they are, they have black dudes.
They're like Ethiopian or something like.
Eskimo.
No.
I think you can't say Eskimo either.
He like, I don't think he, he would, I was going to say, I don't think he qualifies to say the word.
He, he, Ethiopian.
If Harold Landry can qualify to say the word, he can say the word.
Harold Landry is me.
What are he talking about, bro?
He's black and white.
He's not answering.
Yeah, Taylor.
He's not answering.
Is he Ethiopian?
No, I'm telling you, you.
Huh?
Indo it.
Yeah, his mothers have black.
They could, that Canadian, like, they, Creole or something.
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
You guys just crucified me for saying.
He's got some, he's black.
I didn't say that.
Crucified me and he just found his mother's half black.
He like Creole because she like French African or something.
Like, yeah, I, I promise you that's what it is.
Whatever.
You got a dash.
He got a dad.
He's got a little bit of a drink.
He's in Scottsilters.
He's a half scoop, nesquit guy in your white milk.
Yes, yes.
A half scoop, but still, he could say it.
Say, hey, we're on a budget.
Don't use all the nests.
Yeah, that's a very light chocolate milk.
So anyway, Paul Bizanetti's in Scottsdale.
He's at a place called Houston.
He refers to it as a mom and pop shop.
It's actually not.
Houston's is a chain.
It's right on Scottsdale Road.
He usually goes to the bar.
He ends up in the booth.
He sees one guy harassing one of the managers.
He goes with the guy, hey, buddy, listen, if you want to act like this, you got to get out of here.
We're going to have problems.
Yeah, we're going to have problems.
Things escalate.
Six of his friends come around.
He gets a jump by seven dudes.
And the famous quote that Paul had, I might butcher it is, I took some, but I gave more.
Of course.
They ended up in a CVS parking lot.
Don't know how that happened.
Yeah.
Don't know how that happened.
And I know he explained.
He was trying to get away from him, but he couldn't run.
Because if you run, they chase you.
Yeah.
So he, he, he, he gracefully walked fast.
Yeah, he got a breast.
Yeah, he got a breast.
Yeah, they were saying he was picking him in their face.
Yeah, that's what I said.
He was like, pick them off a little bit.
Because if you run, they chase.
You know that.
That's like anything.
Like dogs.
When they see you run, they go after you.
Instinct takes over.
Instinct.
So he probably was walking fast.
And square up.
But be.
Walk fast, square, but be.
Apparently, it was like seven drunk golfers, too.
Golfers.
Bad loss for the golf community.
Bad loss.
Bad loss for foreplay.
Yeah.
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one for their entire community.
Yeah.
So, yeah, Paul, but Paul, apparently he does a little video last night to tell me all this information.
He's doing fine.
Those guys get arrested.
I will say this.
If Paul ever called us and was like, you need to be at this place, these boys want to take it, like, handle me.
Yeah.
Are you riding for Paul Bizonetti?
Yeah, who's car we taking?
Exactly.
Shout out the town.
Shout out the town.
Who's car we take.
You gotta ask questions.
Got to ask questions.
Well, then y'all's gonna be going to jail.
That's all right for Paula.
You do that.
Yeah, I get that.
Like, what he did was the smart thing.
He kind of, he kept, he probably was backing off,
whooping on them, backing off, whipping on them.
So it made it seem like they were the aggressor.
They were the aggressor.
I know, even though he probably beat the shit out of him.
Right.
Yeah.
But they were harassing the manager.
Yeah, because, you know, they.
So he's like stepping up.
They, you know, they, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
You know, they was like, my dad's a lawyer.
They probably had on loafers and fucking.
carding ends and shit.
Yeah, five and a half.
Polo.
Taki shorts.
Yeah, double polo.
Yeah, pull horizontal stripes, the whole thing.
The whole thing.
A little alligator on the left pack.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Had to.
Had to.
Had to.
But yeah, Paul.
You took a shot out there recently, too, on a son of a boy dad.
Yeah.
A little sass.
A little sats talking like you're Matthew McConae from Dallas Bires Club.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was wild.
No more strength.
Little sats were those little dinosaurs from Jurassic Park wants to talk about me like that.
That is crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Because he kind of referred you to
to do with AIDS.
Like, I was like, what the...
That's the Dallas Myers Club.
He's like, he's lost.
75 pounds.
Briggs is like, dude, he is an elite athlete, two years removed from being an
off the lineman.
I'll say this.
Next time, like, I think Lilithas is funny.
I'm going to have to, like, just let him feel me for a second.
Of course.
Yeah.
Not like, beat him up.
No.
I might have to pick him up.
I might have to just show him.
No, you still got strength.
No.
I just want, and I'll just put him down.
But he's talking about Fidelberg.
Like, he is.
And I'll bench Fidelberg at the.
combat at the barstall combo which is insane yeah he was saying like he's a just all-time lineman right
there like give him he's just like the second coming of world's strongest yeah oh yeah that part
that's crazy but anyway shout out little sash shout out son of a boy dad dude hey happy thanksgiving
happy thanksgiving let's get to some games yeah happy thanksgiving big big thanksgiving slate dude
bears versus the lions lions are obviously favored 10 and a half points total in that game is
40 and a half to lane let's start with you buddy
All right, well, if we're going to start with me, I'm going to take off like this, right?
Okay.
The last four weeks, the Lions has posts 30 or more points.
Not true.
30 or more points in five or eight games.
Five or eight games, they have posted 30 or more points.
Last five of eight.
Oh, last five.
They are averaging close like 40.
They're 40 points.
That's what I'm saying.
30 or more.
That's a league high points per game, poor points and Motor City right now.
So I know the Lions is going to have this one.
This is a game where you got to go in.
You kind of almost tell those guys not to play to the Bears level,
which they have not been doing.
They have been putting the beating on teams that are not actually good at their level.
At their level.
So I know the Lions going to win that game,
but that spread, that 10 and a half,
I don't know what Bears were going to get.
So I'm going to take the over 48 and a half,
just knowing that they're going to score a lot of points.
And I'm pretty sure that Bears may put some points on the board.
So I see that being over 48 and a half.
So I'm taking 48 and a half lines versus the bears.
Listen, we're sitting here on Tuesday.
This is strictly, I'm going with the lions.
I've been trying to, not like fading the lines,
but I've been picking the spread the last few weeks.
Yeah, big spreads.
Because they're big spreads.
But they handle their business every week.
The bears have been playing well.
Like, they played well last week.
They should have won the game.
They should have.
Got a couple field goes blocked.
But I'm going bears.
And I'm probably just giving one.
Now if you're out there, you're wanting to fade the lions,
this might be the week to do it.
because I'm finally picking the Lions.
That's what I'm going to do
because two weeks ago
I took the Lions
13 and a half points
against the Jags.
Last week I took them
against the Colts.
They were favored
by eight and a half points there.
I popped on that Bears game.
I took the Bears in my
ballsy pick last week.
Caleb,
which is great,
which I thought was a crazy deal.
I saw him the first quarter.
Caleb Williams
throwing piss missiles
into small pockets
against for Keenan Allen.
There is one play he has
where he extends the play,
there's a little pressure up the middle,
rolls out to his right,
and then hits DeAndre Swift
on an absolute.
dime. If the punt returner yells Peter and gets out of the way, there's not a turnover there that ends up them scoring a touchdown the lion, scoring a touchdown. And then Sam Darnold, not the Lions, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the Vikings, the NFL, Sam Darnold throws that ends up being called DPI. A couple of things changed, along with the, the Bears, the Bears win that game. And the lines are the most dominant, most complete team in all of the NFL. But I think Caleb Williams is getting spicy. He's getting, he's got that. He's got that.
He's got that little, dude, the way he is throwing the ball right now is, I don't think I've ever seen it.
The way he's like ripping it in there.
It's, it's incredible.
You should have to take a peek down with the Denver Broncos.
It's got a different velocity.
It's got a different velocity about it.
I think this is a scary pick for me, but I'm going to take the bears plus 10 and a half.
I think you guys probably went.
Look, I'm going to.
I just feel like that's the week.
You just said beers.
I know.
Oh, no, I'm going to line.
Oh, you take it.
He's going to take the lines.
He didn't take the lines the last two weeks.
In the last couple weeks, there's been so many points, like given by Draft Kings.
And I'm thinking, like, all right, they did, what was it, 13 and a half, 14 points, I think it kicked off with the Jaguars.
They covered that.
They beat the shit out of the Colts last week.
They swept the HFC South.
Yeah.
But this line can't move up.
I think it'll be even more by Thanksgiving, you know.
I think the line will go up.
But, again, you never know.
Yeah.
Who knows?
We sitting here on Tuesday.
Yeah.
Trying to pick these games.
But I love it.
Sometimes it's better just go with instinct.
Yeah.
Just go with instinct shoot from the hip.
Right.
Right.
Giants Cowboys.
Or Cowboys favored by only four points.
As bad as a Giants look, I feel like this is kind of a surprising line.
The over under on that game is 37 and a half.
Thanksgiving Day, obviously a short week for both teams.
What are you feeling?
What's the gut tell you?
Here's what I feel, dude.
I am going to eat so much food.
My goal on Thursday is to gain 20 pounds.
I'm down.
I've got myself down in the 40s again.
I'm 248 right now.
Hoping to get down that 245.
I'm going to eat so much food before this game.
I'm going to bet the Cowboys.
I'm going to take a nap and I'm going to wake up a little bit richer.
That's how I feel because nobody wants to watch this game.
You watch the Bucks versus the Giants.
The Giants can't stop the run.
They can't stop the pass.
There's holes all over their zone defense.
Baker Mayfield looked like the second coming.
It was pretty awesome.
Cooper Rush against the commanders.
He's moving the ball up and down the field.
Both teams tried to lose that game last week.
But I think this is one of those things where it's like,
what does Vegas know that we don't?
Because minus four Cowboys seems like the best,
easiest play of the week. Yeah, I was going to say my whole thing where this is where you take
out your draft king's sportsbook gap and go minus four, fall asleep for nap and wake back up richer,
but you've already said that. Yeah, I'm going Cowboys here. Cowboys minus four. I think they beat
the breaks off the Giants. I felt like the Giants suck. DeVito as much as if he had, if he was
going to have a moment, it was going to be last year when everybody was counting him out. Yeah,
it was last year. Obviously, you know how the bench a quarterback a backup comes in.
Somebody that's kind of like has some popularity. People are just excited because
they suck. He might get a win.
Cowboys are going to beat the breaks off. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this is a,
it's been a season for both of them to forget.
Both teams have pretty much been bad with a starting quarterbacks,
not winning games, especially Cowboys paying DAC and then what's happening to
Dak, you got Cooper Rush coming in there looking more exciting,
getting better chances to winning games. Which is crazy because he sucked a couple of times.
I know, he did. He did. He sucked.
And he handled it against the commanders. No, he did. He played pretty well.
And, you know, you got the only. You got the
owner coming out saying, we can't win games with Dax, but we look a lot better with Cooper
Rush. I said, at the end of the day, this is just going to be one of those games that you got
just any mini, money, mo picking Tiger by his toe. And, you know, I'm going to go with Dallas Cowboys,
take them that minus four again. Like y'all said, that's just like you said, eat, wake up,
got money in the bank. But I'm also going to take that 37 and a half. But some reason I feel like
it's going to be over. I think under.
Divisional game both short week.
They're both not good.
At all.
Dallas Cowboy defense is horrible right now.
You can just throw up Hell Mary's and score fucking touchdown against them.
You know it's bad when Wink Martindell, who's the D.C. from Michigan, his team six and five,
and he's basically throwing shots.
He's like, I'd rather be here than a place that's two and seven right now.
He's at the Giants last year.
That's what I'm saying.
Terrible.
Terrible.
One, last game on Thursday night, Dolphins versus the Packers.
Packers are favorite three and a half.
Total points in that game 47.
William?
Packers.
Packers minus three and a half up at Lambo field.
It's going to be cold.
It's going to be frigid.
Miami, although they're on a three-game win streak,
this is, again, let's not forget when they went out to the Chiefs,
like the way this team performs in the cold weather.
I feel like this is a track team.
They're going up to Lambo.
The Packers are going to start to get hot for the end of the year.
I'm taking Packers minus three and a half.
I'm thinking the Dolphins.
They've won three in a row.
Jalen Waddle.
He's resurrected himself.
He's resurrected himself.
He's like 140 yards in a touchdown last week.
They're moving the ball.
I love the.
the offset gun fake pitch to the running back,
and then the Y is right over the middle of John News Smith.
He's had two touchdowns in the last two weeks.
Playing good ball right now.
Yeah, it's a little scary going to Lambeau Field.
I think we saw yesterday on a pro football football show.
It's like 27 degrees.
It's going to be a little bit windy.
Everything makes you think that the Packers are going to win.
Packers are also riding high right now because they just beat up on a broken 49ers team.
I feel terrible for the 49ers right now.
No Brock Purdy, no Nick Bosa, no Trent Williams.
Something about the Dolphins, though, winning 3-0, knowing they have.
have to win right now. I see them, I see them at least covering this game. I feel good about the
dolphins. You got the number three rushing? Say it feel good is a, is a wild. I shouldn't have
said that. I don't feel great about that. You got Jordan Love. You got the creativity in the
offense. Also a team that can run the football. Yeah. Josh Jacobs, he's number three in the league
in Russia. I have three touchdowns last week. I mean, and Leflur. And the defense plays well.
They're very opportunistic taking the ball away. I know. I know. You might flip me right.
Flew might. Let me see what Delaney goes.
So like Will said, this is two things.
I'm taking the dogs.
It's two things like Will said that the Packers have in their hand right now.
And that's the freezing weather that they got is calling for freezing temperatures.
Yeah, 27.
You talking about Miami playing in the freezing cold.
It's no way they can even imitate that.
You get what I'm saying?
They can't practice nowhere where it's going to feel like it's freezing cold.
That's going to touch those boys.
I know for a fact.
I hate to say that.
It's going to bite.
out there. It's going to bite. It's going to hurt. They all going to be sleeved up.
And this song the Packers start to gain momentum. Momentum.
2021, 2022. We're going up there to clinch the division. We had a lot to play for,
clinched the division limbo, snow game. And we got our asses beat.
Just saying. We wasn't there.
This is, what we hear this? What was you said?
This was your first ACL. Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know if we should do time like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, first ACL because we clinched the division in Houston.
That's why I faystormed you in.
Yeah, I cried right after that phone call.
That was a nice time.
That was a fun time.
It's like, you belong here too, bro, and Taylor who starts crying.
I did hang up.
I moved the camera out of my face, though.
I did.
I did.
There were tears.
There were tears.
I want to take the Packers so bad right now.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to stand on the Dolphins.
Hopefully it pays out for me.
And since this is going to be a shitty snow game, you got to remember Green Bay.
Number two, Green Bay holds the time of possession.
They always do.
Any team they play, they have the most time of possession.
So I'm going Jordan Love to finish this off, man.
They're going to, I hate that because I want to go with Janoo, what he's doing right now.
I'm excited by my boy that, you know, that's my dog.
But you know you can't put your eggs on the top of the end.
No, not on the title.
Anytime touchdown.
Anytime touchdown, but not to win the game.
Give him the stat about Johnne Smith, you were saying yesterday.
Oh, yeah, he knows.
He's got a nice hose on him.
Beautiful.
I don't know about all that.
Yeah, you know exactly.
So I'm going to take it.
I'm taking the Packers, minus three and a half.
Honestly, mine have outedged delay.
And then I'm taking under 47.
Well endowed tight-in room we had that.
Yeah, yeah.
Then that's a big reason for our success.
Wow.
I don't know, man.
John, if you're watching this, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
You know what they're talking about.
You know what we're talking about.
We all know.
You look down just now and he goes, I know what they're talking about.
I don't know.
No, we never shower together.
Game of the week.
All right, favorite games of the week?
Game of the week.
Raiders plus 13 against the Chiefs.
I don't hate it.
I love it.
Ritter, some magic.
You watch the game.
Yes, they lost the Broncos,
but this isn't a team that's laying down,
not a team that's giving up.
Like, they play with effort.
They still have some creativity.
Pete, let's take a look now.
I might go from I bet the boys parlay,
a mirror of duly anytime touchdown.
They're using my guy in the red zone.
He scored a couple weeks in a row now.
But again, Ritter, getting a week to prepare.
He kind of got thrown in the fire last week.
But just plus 13.
Something about that plus 13.
Staring me in the face.
Couldn't cover.
It's the Panthers.
I love it.
No, I'm with you on that all the way.
Put me on that as well.
I like Raiders plus 13.
I mean, but the Raiders is so injured right now.
You got Ben Shaw coming back at quarterback.
He been benched.
He been benched, what, three weeks ago?
He was benched for just playing horrible.
He got hurt in this game.
So it's going to be Ritter.
But again, it's like Raiders have nothing to lose.
When you're in the spy, you're in an indivision rivalry game.
You have nothing to lose.
You're going to empty the playbook.
Your creativity, your trick plays.
Maybe a fake punt out there.
this week, enough to keep the game close to where they cover the plus 13.
I give you that, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
And also, like the Chiefs haven't covered very much.
They played the Panthers, like you said, 30 to 27.
They were 11-point favorites last week.
Well, yeah, I mean, they-
The Chiefs are treating the regular season like preseason.
Like, all right, we're just going to find different unique ways to win.
To win the game.
Yeah.
I mean, they play to the team's level.
That's what I'm noticing with the Chiefs.
Whoever the, if the team's terrible, they come in and play terrible,
but somehow they figure out how to win the game.
You know what I mean?
Then when they play-
homes they played the bills and we saw what happened when they played the bills bills
went in there and smacked them like so what kind of i mean i give you now you don't know what
chiefs you're going to get so i can see the raiders covering at 13 you're staying away from it or are
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Give me the Texans, minus five against the Jags.
Jags are dead.
There's nothing going there in Duval.
Trevor Lawrence might come back.
It doesn't matter.
They're done.
Something's going on in Houston, too.
I don't know what's going on with them.
It might be a little bit of a sophomore slump or something like that with C.J.
Stroud.
But losing to a record bad Titans team,
they're going to, I think they're on a GBOT situation.
They're going to beat the Jaggs,
and they're going to beat the Jaggs handling this week.
I'm taking the Texans.
Minus 5.
I'm weirdly just.
going to Jags here.
Oh, okay.
Just going Jags.
Could you just stayed away from it?
Yeah, true, but something tells me that the Jags might just get plus five here.
You said it, bro.
There's something going on in Houston.
And I like the team that's been taking off since, or building up that you flashed.
You lost to the Titans last week.
They were like seen as contenders last year.
They lost to the Tigers last week.
I mean.
And with Trevor Lawrence coming back, again, a team, nothing to lose in division rivalry.
Had a little shoulder.
Yeah.
Had it has a little shoulder going on.
You gave me the Jags plus five.
Give me the Jags plus five.
Don't love it.
I don't love it.
My game of the week got to be...
Okay, should you stand away?
Oh, from that game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay away from that game.
Respect.
So my game in a week is going to be Seahawks versus the Jets.
I'm taking the Seahawks.
But what is worth, the Seahawks have dominated the series.
Series last five matches, they have beat the Jets.
And with the Jets got going on right now, you got a 40-year-old quarterback that really,
I don't know where he's going to be at next year.
he want to play next year, but he don't want to play for the Jets.
When you hear that sitting on the team, you're just sitting there like,
then what the fuck are you here for?
So my mindset, I feel like the Jets is going to shut it down,
and the Seahawks got something to play for right now.
They first in the division, they got to get this dub.
They're going to go out there to take care of business.
Minutes two and a half.
I'm taking the Seahawks.
I'm tailing.
I love that pick.
Yeah, I love Seahawks minus two to have this week.
And again, like you just said,
and if you're Aaron Rogers looking toward the future
and you don't want to be with the Jets,
this is where you're getting the ball out.
you know, quick and not in a, not in like a positive, let's get the offense going.
Like, you're checking it down.
Let's not get injured.
Let's not get injured.
Yeah, let's stay, let's stay healthy.
Let's try to pat a couple stats.
Let's get some completions.
But again, I'm with you.
I think they check out.
Yeah, Seahawks all the way.
NFC West tight.
Yeah, it's tight in there.
Obviously, Seahawks and Cardinals played last week.
They're out of their edge on them right now.
But Seahawks, I like that pick.
Put me over Seahawks as well.
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Ballsie picked this week.
I talked about the Packers a little bit.
Steelers.
Wait, you fucking...
You can't mind out the way.
Hey, Tomlin.
You just steal my pick.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even realize that.
Steelers, Steelers.
Hey, wait a minute.
That's a great picture.
We'll just let it together.
We'll just lay it together.
Jersey Jerry, yesterday was like,
Steelers are terrible when they're like favorites.
Yeah, he feels unc.
Yeah, he feels uncum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He feels uncomfortable.
He doesn't feel great about the Bengals, but again, to your point, he loves when they're
underdogs, not the favorite.
He feels like Tomlin's brutal when he's a favorite.
But enough on edge to where I think he'd take the Steelers this week.
If you're just reading Jersey Jerry.
If Jersey Jerry is overly confident about this game, I think you don't take the Steelers.
But because he's kind of worried, that's when you take the Steelers.
Mike Tomlin, man.
Jerry sent me a play last night.
He said, can you, hey, I want to take a video and tell Art a play that he needs to run.
can you promise me you'll send it to him?
I said, absolutely.
And so he sends me this play where he's on video.
I kind of want to say what the play is,
but part of me he doesn't want to because it's kind of masterful.
Can you do his favor?
But he knows art, though.
Can you tell us next week on the show if they did it?
Yeah.
You send it to him?
Yeah, I send it to Art.
Because Art knows who Jersey is.
Yeah, I know he knows.
That's what I said.
Art's very dialed into the universe.
Very dialed in.
He laughed about it.
But he's like, it's not that, it's not a bad idea.
He will make it, he will, he'll probably flip it and put it in his way.
You know what I'm saying?
Because he'll take something that he think is good and just be like, let me change a few things.
So it fits what he, he, his philosophy is.
So he may use it.
You never know.
If they win it.
I kind of want to say it.
Don't, don't say it.
Don't, because people are going to watch it.
They're going to send it to the Bengals.
And then it's not going to work.
Yeah, they're going to be sending it tagging the Bengals for sure.
But I love it.
I love, just tweet it.
tweet it.
If they run it, take the clip and tweet it.
Be like, they ran it.
Oh, 100%.
Mine's an emotional fan pick.
I'm taking Titans Money Line plus 205 versus the commanders.
I mean, I don't hate it.
The defense, the defense is good, and the Titans are putting points on the board.
And I know you watch one game.
Willie Mayo with a little confidence, too.
Yes, you watch them and you see the safety at the end of the game, the play right before that.
Simmons gets a sack.
The defense is flying around.
Yeah.
Man, they has seven sacks against them.
I got a hot take, too.
I got a hot take.
And the commanders has a,
have a way better defense than Houston.
And Houston got seven sacks against the Titans.
Don't get me wrong.
You know, I'm a Titans fan diehard.
But damn.
Okay, Commandos have an average defense.
They have a middle of the road defense.
Again, you drop a game against the Cowboys.
It's like they're in a vulnerable spot.
Vulnerable.
Yeah, they need to, they got to get back home.
They have to have this game.
The NFC is so tight.
I have a little hot take.
Commanders aren't making the playoffs.
They are not?
No, you have a hotter take than that.
What's that?
He thinks the Titans are going to make the playoffs and win the division.
Titans might win the team.
I saw, I mean, you see the games.
It's a possibility.
You see the games that they plan.
Literally, it's a possibility.
We sat there and we said, there's no shot.
They're dead.
Let's get the draft pick.
Now all of a sudden boys.
And I said two weeks ago, I said the AFC South, low key is kind of opened up.
Houston dropping that one last week versus the Titans.
Titans have a shot.
Yeah, they got to win all.
They got to win all of them, if not most of them except for one.
But guess what happened in 2019?
They did that then.
No, you're right.
You're right.
They have to obviously win every game.
And if you look at the, you look at it.
the Texans, if they drop to the Jaguars this week, they go into a by week. And then after that,
they have the dolphins, the chiefs, the Ravens, and then the final game of the season is the Titans.
If they drop, four in a row, Titans win out. It can't have, it's not. Mathematically, did you carry
the one you can get there? Yeah, but they both go. Chances are very low, however. It's very low,
but whoever makes it, they go go go into the hardest seat, they're going to play the hardest team.
Oh, yeah. I mean, tell you, forget about 2019. I remember. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, I remember
We were in the hardest seed, which is the seventh seed.
Yeah, we were.
But I'm just saying.
Titans have finished out.
You got the commanders, the Jaguars, the Bengals, which will be tough.
Colts, the Jaguars again.
In Texas.
I mean, it's easy.
I mean, only game I see.
Texans versus Titans last game of the year for the division.
It could happen.
Bro, it could happen.
The only game I see a problem with is this commander's game.
Every other game I see them.
I don't know.
Bengals.
And the Bengals are tough.
Oh, I know.
201 they get him.
Then 2020.
Wait, so are they here.
Bangos here, are we going there?
What is that little thing saying?
It's here.
Oh, we all know.
And if you rattle off two in a row, Commander's Jaguars, you're going to have some,
that light, that hope.
Let me get a little more emotional.
Go and flip my game of the week.
I'm going to take the Jacks.
I'm taking the Jacks.
Wait, what?
Oh, because you need, yeah, yeah, you need to win.
Give me Jack's money line on Game of the Week.
Oh.
Need it, dude.
We need it right now.
Yeah, yeah.
This city needs that.
Yeah, no, they definitely need.
After all of Callahan's been through this year, too.
He definitely needs it.
God damn.
That's slow.
start. But yeah, it's not crazy. Yeah, I don't hate that. And also, we could be, I mean,
it's rookie wall time. It's that time of the year when Jaden, Jayden Daniels, maybe it's like,
you might, you're right. I'm used to not playing anymore. But they got Marcus Marriota back waiting
to come up in there. No, dog. I mean, there's no, future quarterback like Jesse Tigers.
They benched Jayden Daniels. Zero world. But he could get, he could get a little anchie.
He gets injured, though three interceptions. Oh, yeah, he could get injured. Absolutely. Marcus come in.
No, they're not, they're not benching Jayden.
They're not benching Jada.
I enjoy what you're saying because I love Marcus, but he ain't getting benched.
Yeah, you know, it's just a...
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Hey, hell of a pick.
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Wasn't it?
Hey, yes.
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I'm calling them, son.
Amir Abdullah, anytime touchdown.
Josh Allen, anytime touchdown versus 49ers.
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With Josh Allen?
With this parlay.
Oh, yeah, I'm near Abdullah too.
Josh Allen.
Yeah, yeah, because we aired in this Thursday.
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Wednesday?
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Oh.
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Jono Smith, anytime touchdown. Anytime. Amir Duel anytime touchdown. Josh Allen,
anytime touchdown. You can still use that for the- Yeah, he's still using Josh Allen.
So here. Josh Allen stays. And you're going. Nick Westbrook. Nick Westbrook, anytime touchdown,
Josh Allen. And I'll give you guys an option. I want to go Broncos. Williams, the running back
or Sutton? Oh, Sutton.
Sutton right now.
Because I like the Broncos over the Browns.
Give us Sutton, dude.
It's probably the best time.
Yeah, that's probably maybe better.
Corlin Sutton anytime.
We'll make the most on that.
And we might as well, bro.
If we're Ofer and it's week 11, let's just shoot.
That is crazy.
Just keep on firing.
Last year we hit so many.
I know.
I know.
God damn.
Oh, it's week 13.
McCaffrey's let us down.
I know.
Well, he's been hurt.
He's been hurt.
He's a homie.
He's a homie.
He's a homie.
He been hurt, though, this whole season, B.
CMC.
You always let us down.
If you're on the field, we expect you to play to your ability.
I just don't think they're using them.
Like, they, I mean, not like that.
Achilles, come on, man.
They use him.
Coming back from that type of injury.
Yeah, why not?
Play action.
You got play action, throw it to the side like they've been doing.
They got a lot of injuries right now.
They do.
A lot of injuries.
We can't push the ball on the field with Alan.
They're stack in the box a little.
little bit.
Yeah.
Addition out to him on the ground.
Josh Allen, anytime on the ground.
I like that.
You do?
Yeah.
You know he's going to score.
Shit.
He's going to run one in.
I took him a couple weeks ago.
He hit.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah.
Again, Cortland Sutton, Josh Allen and Nick Westbrook.
Yep.
Anytime touchdown.
Right.
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Trophy game of the week, South Carolina.
Yeah.
Versus Clemson.
Yeah.
Clemson is favored by two and a half points.
Clemson's favored.
49 points.
We are going to call up J.P. Hovey.
The spokesman of Gangcock Nation.
I already know who I'm taking.
I think we all know who we're taking.
I'm taking it already.
But I want to hear JP give his peace.
You take it a copse?
Or why the game cocks could be the only three-loss team to make it to the playoffs.
This game is literally holding my whole life in a tans.
Good.
And I feel great about it.
I feel great about my life.
Somebody who probably shouldn't feel good about their life is Davosweeney.
No doubt.
Every head coach when you start a job, your headstone is also a place there.
Davosweeney December 1st, 2008 or 2009.
dash.
That dash has been open.
He's accomplished a lot in that dash.
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Davosweeney's coaching career will be over at Clemson.
They'll probably keep around next year,
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end Davosweeney's reign at Clemson.
every single position we have at South Carolina is better than they have at Clemson.
Their fans do not know how to show up for noon games, which is hilarious.
They all leave at halftime and they don't come back until like midway through the fourth quarter because they lose track of time.
So playing at Clemson is a blessing.
It means it's a party school.
No, it's like a family oriented.
There's zero grit like zero nastiness.
So they leave at halftime where they disappear for a whole quarter.
Whole quarter.
Then come back.
Quiet statement.
Quiet Stadium.
And Thanksgiving weekend.
Yeah, and Thanksgiving weekend.
Oh, yeah.
So, no, I mean, it's like.
Won't be there.
When you're betting on South Carolina, move the line to,
you could probably move it to minus 13 and a half,
South Carolina.
I'm not going to do that.
I might.
I might, too.
You might want to.
Because the only way we get into the playoff is if we whip them by,
probably 21 or more.
You got to beat them.
And the reason you don't want his reign to end that night
is because you want him to get.
in. There's a world where they still get in the
ACC championship. There is
that world, which does help us, but
I actually might end it all.
If Clemson makes it to the ACC
championship, Texas A&M makes it
to the SEC championship, both those
teams win, and then we don't get in.
Because then we would have wins
over two playoff teams.
Crystal balls everywhere. Yeah. Crystal balls.
Chaos. I'm with you, though. Let's move the line.
Move the line. Move the line. 13 and a half?
I'll go six and a half. Yeah, six and a half. That's fair.
I will have a speech loading later this week for GameCog Nation.
Where can they find you?
At Jay Hovey 34.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I have applause for JP.
Jay P.
Gamecox, minus six and a half.
I'm with you, Gamecox.
Let's go Gamecox minus six and a half.
Let's just make this an absolute, ballsy-ass pick.
Obviously, we have our own balzy picks going on, but yeah.
Yeah, I think we're all in the boat here with South Carolina.
Yeah, me too, but minus two.
I mean, plus two and a half?
Yeah, yeah.
You're just going to take the plus six.
that.
Well, you say, take a money line.
Take a money line.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll take the money line for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
South Carolina.
Dude, I don't want this just for the university, JP.
I want this so bad for you.
We do.
And Beamer, man.
They literally.
Beamer deserves it.
We talked about it on the solo one a couple weeks ago, develops players would die for South
Carolina.
Beamer.
Yeah.
Woody?
Beamer Ball.
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My tier talk is all about rival dogs.
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Rival dogs
Tier 3
I got Arizona
State versus Arizona
Arizona
Arizona State is favored by
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Arizona sucks
down in Tucson
they're terrible
they have no shot
I'm taking Arizona plus 8 and a half
it's just one of those
weeks where the lines are going to be
a little bit bigger because one rival's better
than the other and always
always they just play close
My tier two, Auburn versus Alabama.
Alabama is favored by 11 and a half points.
Auburn has lost three games the first time since Winji, 2016.
Alabama has lost three games for the first time since, and forever.
2012, three games.
Auburn, not a great ball club.
I'm taking Auburn plus 11 and a half.
And finally, maybe my lock of the week.
Tier 1, Ohio State's favorite by 21 points against the defending national champs, Michigan Wolverines.
We play up a 50 burger on Northwestern.
Is it Northwestern? Yes.
But Ohio State also played them, and they only won that game 31 to 7.
Ohio State has better players.
They spent more money at NIL.
But Ryan Day, when he sees the maize in blue in a distance, he was quoted by saying,
it's one of the worst things to happen in my life losing to Michigan.
The only thing worse, my father dying.
Unfortunately, his family is going to have a terrible whole.
at a season because I do believe Michigan will win that game, but for sure, Michigan is going
to cover 21. No doubt about it. And that is my tier talk. I love it. I'm switching it up.
I'm going rivalry favorites. Okay. I'm going favorites. My tier three, Florida to cover minus 15
over Florida State. Love that. Everybody understands the year that Florida State has had.
Like, they're an absolute chambles. Their quarterback DJ Lagway.
DJ Lagway.
Spicy. Very good football player Florida has came on late.
I know they're playing the game.
If he would have been playing the entire season, where would they be?
He's been playing his balls off.
I'm going Florida to cover minus 15 against Florida State.
My tier two, Jack, would love for you to come up to the podium.
This is where Big Bro shows Little Bro how it's done.
Why they get the better gifts for the holiday season.
Why they win the Turkey Bowl in the backyard during Thanksgiving.
I got Tennessee covering minus 11 at Vanderbilt.
Jack, speak for Vols Nation.
if we were to be here last week
there was a lot of whispers
some teams thought they were going to
SC championships, making it the playoffs
the Vols hopes were all but dead
we had a very small situation
where we could have made it in but fortunately
for the Vols everything that had to go right for us
did go right and so now we're sitting here
going to the last game of the season
our rivalry week and I put that in quotations
because the Vanderbill Tennessee rivalry
has been dead for
you know at least a decade
It's more of just kind of a washout game,
but this year, the Vanderbilt Commodore has put something really special together.
Diego Pavia, a very special quarterback.
Right now, I believe they're 6 and 5.
They're on a two-game lottery.
But this is their national championship.
They can take the Tennessee volunteers out of the college football playoffs.
That to them, they might as well hang a banner in the new stadium.
But Vanderbilt plays a lot of cover two defense,
and we need Nico to be threading stuff.
no overthrows and just be in sync.
And if we can get our receivers, because our receivers right now is kind of where we're
struggling on offense, very mediocre group of receivers.
They're not bad by any means, but there's room for improvement,
and we've just had receivers in the past that made it a lot easier for quarterbacks
to let out big throws and get momentum going.
So with the help of our receivers hopefully taking initiative,
and then Dylan Samson, who right now is leading the entire, actually he's behind Ashton
but he's got 22 rushing TDs on the year.
So I think if the balls can just maintain a good awareness going into the game,
play a good defense like we have been all year,
and then make executed throws.
And because we have these kind of like methodical drives where we do it at a very certain pace.
But if Vanderbilt starts shutting us down early, it could be nervous.
But I do think that the balls are going to carry out hope.
And I believe they're going to cover as well.
It is a home game for Vanderbilt,
but that always means it's going to be a home.
home game for the balls. You're going to see
all orange in that stadium.
And it's the first game all year that
for noon kickoff for the balls.
It's below 40 degrees. I think it's going to be like
36 degrees in kickoff at noon.
Who doesn't love some cold November football?
I know the balls do. They're going to be
out there in the short sleeves ready. We just need our
offensive line, the receivers, and Nick go
to play with confidence. And we can just
keep walking to the playoffs hopefully.
But this is by no means just
we're already in the playoff situation.
Like I said earlier,
Vandy wants to be their nightmare.
Vandy, yeah.
I mean, like I said, this is their national championship.
If they can prevent the Tennessee volunteers from going to the college football
playoff, that alone is a bigger win than anything they've done all season.
I mean, I would, I'd be remiss if I say I wasn't nervous because there's been,
if you remember back in the early 2010, Vanderbilt was kind of dominating the volunteers.
There was a stretch where they won three out of five years.
I don't think these are the same Vanderbilt and Tennessee teams.
I think Josh Hypole's got a really good pulse on the team.
Like I said, we just need Nico to play with confidence.
We need our receivers to play bigger than they have been all year
and our offensive line to play like a unit.
And I think that we easily cover by 11.
Noon games are not what we've been used to this year.
It's our second noon game of the whole season.
But I'm super excited, man.
I can tell you're nervous.
You've listed your team keys three different times.
O-line playing sync.
We need the wider series to make plays
and we need Nico to be threading.
Yeah, yeah.
No overthrows.
But if Vanderbilt throws him down early,
we could be in trouble.
We need deep passes down there.
Anything else from you all?
I think you've done a great job, Jack.
Give me Vanderbilt to cover that one.
Ooh.
There was, I was on the bus.
Can we get a person?
Should we get a personal bag on with you and Jake?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, what do you want the bet to be?
You said.
Loser shaves the mustache.
Relax.
Loser shaves the mustache.
I'm not put, I'm relaxed.
You just said you think Bandy covers.
Like, let's put a little skin in the game.
I didn't say, Vandy, 100%.
I said, I think Vandy covers.
I think it depends on Diego Pavia and his knee.
What you say?
I'll do loser's shades of mustache.
Come on.
Yeah, Jeff.
We had a head shave bet last week.
Shirm carries out his bet.
He faces debts.
I don't think we got a bet, yo.
Loser.
Your identity is more than your mustache.
And you've been right.
You've been right.
It's not true.
This is me.
This is all I have.
It's going to come back in a week.
I wish, like a month.
It'll take mine way more than a month.
And you've been a, you've been a vain.
Can I think for a second?
Can I have a fucking moment to think?
You're the one who's coming off.
Let me just think for a second.
LSU in Death Valley.
They were underdogs by nine.
They covered that for me last week.
They lost by eight.
Gagel Pavia in the game.
He is their entire offense.
He's got a knee right now.
He comes out.
They're not the same team.
Defense plays with their hair on fire.
Listen, we don't need a breakdown.
Can I, for the love of God, think out loud?
I know.
We're in the middle of a show.
You're going to take the better not.
We're in the middle of the show.
We're in the middle of the show.
Instead of me thinking in my brain,
I'm going to think out loud so the people know where my thought process is.
We're doing a Monday philosophy breakdown.
Virginia Tech.
This guy.
One.
High horse guy.
This is their Super Bowl.
But I love my mustache, dude.
I fucking love it.
I'd rather shave my eyebrows
than your beard
If you lose you shave your eyebrows
You're gonna look really like
Oh buddy
All right
Bet
From a
Wait the mustache
With a mustache
For the mustache
For the mustache
Thank you Jack
Show up in Nashville
Aye aye aye
It's gonna be
My tier one in the sibling
Rivalry favorites
I got Texas
Covering minus six versus A&M
Not the most confident
Because A&M
they have this, they have this curse.
They have this curse where they always lose four games a year.
So I see them if they upset Texas, they go to the SEC championship.
They probably lose that game.
They will lose that game because they're bound to lose four games.
However, I think Texas is rolling.
There's some question marks on Quinn.
Hey, is Quinn Ure's playing?
I know he got banged up last week.
But either way, Quinn Ewers, Archmanning, doesn't matter.
I like Texas.
Minus six.
They have a, they got to keep the momentum going.
They have to prove a point to where they deserve to be in the SEC championship.
and they want that confidence in momentum going into that game.
I like Texas.
That's my tier one.
So Texas minus six, Tennessee minus 11, and Florida minus 15.
And my sibling favorites, you know.
Now the moment we've all been waiting for.
My turn.
Delaney.
Hey, so I'm going to go my tier one, everyone.
You all know how much I love college football.
It's going to be Notre Dame versus USC.
Obviously, I'm going Notre Dame.
Notre Dame has been beating the snod out of bad teams for the last three months.
Was you on Notre Dame last week against Army?
I was going with you.
All right.
I was going with you.
I was going with you.
I tried telling you all about Notre Dame Army.
Yeah, I was going with you.
They've been whooping the snout out of bad team.
I mean, it's more of like.
Communists.
We're talking ball.
We talked about.
We talked about.
Yeah.
In the Rock.
In the Rockie 4, he was rooting for Drago.
Me?
Yeah.
I mean, but Rocky not even American.
Bad guy.
Rocky not even American.
Remember the first time I watched that movie.
I'm sitting there with my old man and he's, I came in halfway to the
I can't think through the Van Bill game, but Will can talk about his childhood.
Is Rocky American or not?
Yeah.
He's the Italian stallion.
What are you talking about?
I think they just call him an Italian style.
He's not Italian.
This is another Paul Bezanetti situation.
I'm just saying.
He's Italian.
Who said?
The writer who also plays Rocky, who wrote the script.
And they picked this motherfucking Ukrainian to play Rocky.
No.
Hold on, cowboy.
Oh, Delaney.
Hold on Ukrainian.
Hold on the other thing he's a Ukrainian.
He's like, he like, on a search.
I want you to think, I want you to think about what you're saying right now.
Rocky Four.
Did you know who Rocky is?
Yeah, you're talking about fucking, uh, what's his name?
Go ahead.
The Ukrainian?
No.
Sylvester Stallone.
All right.
That's, that's all I need to know.
I'm just trying to figure out.
You said, you said they picked a Ukrainian to play Rock.
Is he not Korean?
I'm not, I'm not, that's not what I'm saying.
It's just Rocky is Sylvester Stallone.
Right.
Yes.
Is he not Ukrainian?
No.
Is he American?
He's born in New York.
Was he?
Yeah.
Oh, see, I didn't know.
I was just checking.
I'm asking.
I wasn't saying I didn't know.
Hold on.
What made you think Sylvester Stallone was Ukrainian?
The way he talks.
The way he talks?
Dude's got Bell's palsy.
What are you talking about?
The way he talked.
I just always thought he was, okay, so from somewhere else,
thought he was an immigrant.
They came up in here and just, you know, took out of other people's plate.
From Ukraine.
Okay.
Okay, Delaney.
We're not even going to unpack that last statement.
What's your tier two?
We got to get away from him thinking, rocking by boath.
We are sprinting away from that comment.
So my tier one, I'm taking door to day, minus seven and a half to be USC.
My tier two is California versus SMU.
I'm taking SMU.
because
SMU right now is
they five in the nation
with 39.3 points per game.
They average 443 yards a game.
Rank 22nd.
That's why they 10 and 1.
I see them beating on California.
California is a good team,
but I don't think they've seen a team
like SMU yet.
They play like Stanford,
UCLA.
Very bad team.
And they're by the ACC too,
which is in the West Coast.
Yes.
I know it's just a different feel.
So SMU going smack through them.
A bunch of Ukrainians over there, huh?
And in the, in California?
Go ahead.
Go ahead. I'm sorry.
It's not a lot of Ukrainians in a U.
SMU's going to keep it rolling.
They have a shot to win the ACC championship.
Yeah, I'm with that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm with that pick.
So then my tier three is going to be Minnesota versus Wisconsin.
I'm taking Minnesota.
Love that pick.
I'm taking Minnesota.
I like that thing.
I really do.
Minnesota is going to come through, get that.
You're a money line or plus two?
Plus two and a half.
might as well i like the money line yeah i'd seem to be in wisconsin i got a little crush on the gophers
i like the gophers yeah yeah bratsky broke their spirit last week they did though
bony it's gonna almost took down penn state yeah i love that pick yeah i didn't know sirs
suvester salone was american though for be honest i did not know that i thought he was like
arnold sutchernager that's all right to make that mistake it's how you got there that was very
confusing oh and for a second i thought you were thinking the actor of ivan drago
was Rocky. I still think that.
I still think that.
Because he said they got a Ukrainian playing Rocky.
I'm thinking, hang on.
No, no. I was talking, I thought Sylvester was
Ukrainian. Yeah, it's even worse.
That's honestly even worse.
All right. Yeah, yeah.
Why is that worse? Let's get to the ballsy pick.
Ballsy pick. Ballsy pick.
Ballsie pick. We're going to sprint.
Ballsy pick is Fireball.
Take a shot, Delaney. You need to take the edge of it.
All right. Fireball is giving people something to cry about this football season.
They're literally asking people to cry, taking their tears and running it in the
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I want to hear your balls you pick first because it's the best.
It's Nebraska.
We bet it yesterday.
Hulgerson, this is a Nebraska.
I cannot believe.
They are underdogs by five and a half points.
They're going to beat the shit out of Iowa.
Iowa is a great value.
You Husker football team.
They suck.
We have better cattle.
We have better corn.
We have a better football team.
And we're going to beat the breaks of Iowa this weekend.
Battle of the border.
George Kittel and I, we have a bet.
Loser has to wear a helmet on their next.
Like, I would have to wear an Iowa helmet on the bus with the boys next week.
If he loses, he's got wearing Nebraska helmet on his next media appearance, press conference, whatever he does.
So this is Nebraska all the way.
Battle for the border.
This is Huskers.
What does Iowa stand for, Shirm?
Sheram, come up here and tell me what Iowa stands for.
Iowa stands for a bunch of sad, pathetic losers that wish that they were in the Browscott.
Yeah, but what does Iowa stand for?
I-O-W-A.
Idiots out wandering around.
Yes.
That's a lesson.
Thank you.
That's a bar.
Yes, sir.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
You can go.
Kay McNamara coming back doesn't make you worried at all.
No, I don't think he is coming back.
Yeah, he said he wasn't playing last week, but he has full intention.
is to coming back for the Nebraska.
Come out here for this ass whipping.
We're going to give it to you.
You can say, what is it?
McNamara.
McNamara.
Started his queer at?
He ain't Dylan Raola.
Started his career at?
Who cares?
Told you yesterday.
Michigan.
Oh.
Friend of the show.
Been on our show.
Was on spring tour.
Come back on our show after we whoop that ass.
All right.
All right.
I'm with you 100%.
The fact that you guys are underdogs by five and a half points.
Yeah, I truly, to me, it blows my mind.
I'm with you.
It blows my mind the ass who we put on.
Wisconsin.
My balls you pick, Mississippi State Money Line versus Old Miss.
Old Miss is dead.
This is a grenade closing my eyes and just throwing in the air.
It's plus $1,100.
I feel like...
That's crazy.
I just feel like it, dude.
I just fucking felt like it today.
I felt like it.
Mississippi State sucks.
They're terrible.
Ole Miss.
Dart throws like three interceptions in literally one minute of play.
They're dead.
They're out of the playoffs.
It's over for them.
Mississippi State has nothing to lose.
This is their Super Bowl.
This is their opportunity.
It's plus $1,100.
Onward.
Let's go.
Onward.
Balsy pick is, I mean, it's not as bossy as you.
What one point underdog are you taking?
No, you're crazy.
Mine's is plus 210.
Ooh.
Yeah, I'm taking University of Texas, San Antonio.
Let's go.
Over Army?
The road runners, over Army.
I'm following suit, cut.
A couple of Drago fans, man.
A couple of Drago fans.
Nah, I just, you know, this.
This is something, but I want to say the roadrunners into what ACC?
No, they're just.
Some of those.
What of those?
They're just in San Antonio.
A.
Conferences.
AAC, yeah, AAC.
They're a sneeze away from D1-E-1-E-A.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I'm picking them.
Okay.
Hold it down for us, D2 and D-1-A players.
Let's go.
Hey, y'all like that Mississippi State pick?
No.
They don't like that.
J.P. loves chaos.
He fucking, anytime
you just want something chaotic and you want something to support
it, it's JP.
Yeah. It'd be great if Ole Miss even loses.
It just... It helps them out of shit.
Because there'll be a three-lost team.
Yeah. They're already a three-lost team. There'll be a four-lost team.
No, I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying...
Ole Miss? They get y'all in?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn. You're hurt. You guys are banged out.
You're hurt. Different team in November.
way different team in November
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Boys of the locker room, happy Thanksgiving.
to you and your beautiful families, let's talk some football.
First and foremost, early and off, and Thursday, 12.30, you got Detroit, you got Chicago.
And as decorated figure skater, Chas Michael Michaels once said, the Detroit lines are a freight train
from hell going straight up the ass of the competition.
You can't stop these guys.
You can move that line down to a Wilcompton shoe size, Detroit minus nine and a half.
Save you for a fuel goal at the end and a piece of grandma's pumpkin pie.
second game j p hubby there's no free shoutouts on this show but the game cox are knocking on the
CFP's door i'm taking the south carolina gamecox plus two and a half they're four and oh against
the spread on the road five and one in their last six against the spread and that seller's kid is a hell
of a football player local boy let's go gamecox and finally put a bow on it Christmas came early
you got the philadelphia eagles at the baltimore ravens i don't even know how bettable this game is
but it's a beautiful game it's a slobber knocker it's going to show you why
Why running backs matter in this beautiful game of football.
I'm going to take the Eagles plus two and a half,
Sequin anytime, and former Tennessee Titan Derek Henry anytime.
And, oh, yeah, I forgot about my last prop.
Anything Mitch Carcely wants to do on the flag football field.
Can we pay this guy?
Thank you, boys.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Hey, happy thanks.
Who's good shout-outs?
Who man's is that?
Who man's is that?
That's Mitch's boy.
Oh, you can tell.
Oh, you can tell.
Oh, my God.
Shout out Dave Simpson.
A lot of shot.
That parlay right now, the odds are plus 544.
Without the anytime touchdowns from Sequin Barclay and Derek Henry,
well obviously, draft Kings, it is Tuesday right now as we're filming this.
Draft Kings will get those out there and we'll put together that parlay.
I'm right.
Yeah, I'll ride it.
Because I like the Eagles over the Ravens.
Can't take it.
He didn't say the Eagles, though.
Did he say the Eagles or did he just say Anytime TD?
Unless the Bears win by just 10.
He said the Eagles?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he liked the Eagles.
Yeah, that's a time.
It will be a jugger.
Dave Simpson, great presentation.
Yeah.
That was great, though.
He was good because you do wear a size 9 and a half.
No, I don't, bro.
Show him your foot, dude.
Show him your foot.
Let him know.
Let him know.
It's a size 12.
I was about to say, if you wear a 9-and-a-half, fuck.
That would have been a weird spat job.
All right, boys, thank you so much for joining us in the locker room.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
And I'm grateful for you, man.
Grateful for you, man.
Grateful for you.
Do you know what a slob knob is?
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