Bussin' With The Boys - Will Compton Looks To Go UNDEFEATED With His NFL Picks For The SECOND Week In A Row

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

Recorded: November 16, 2022 | Sports betting expert Will Compton, aka "Payoff Willy" gives his best bets for the NCAA & NFL this weekend. The boys tell you WHAT to look for when betting on the TCU-Baylor game, WHY to bet on Kirk Chains (Cousins) and the Vikings and HOW to bet a teaser. We will also be touching on why not to bet on Russell Wilson and what to look for when betting on Josh Allen against the Browns in 6 feet of snow. Last week recap (2:45) Motivational speech (4:30) NCAA picks (5:50) Proper Wild Shot of the Week, Nebraska. (10:10) NFL picks (12:15) The Guy (20:15) Lock of the Week, Giants vs Lions (21:30) Tickle Teaser (23:45) ---- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ---- SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR Proper Wild: Go to properwild.com/barstool to try Proper Wild 30% Off.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So you guys know I'm not fucking babysitting that thing. We have a hell of a sleet coming up. We have a hell of a board coming up. Yes, my wife, she's been on me. We got to lay in bed. I got to talk to my wife about how much I'm smoking cigars. I do one once a week. I start coughing a lot.

She's like, hey, let's calm down the cigar smoking. Sweetheart. I'm getting this paid, and I need to get laid. So what do we do? And you all ever just beat off with some hand sanitizer? Ran out of a lotion? Just going to be a phenomenal episode. We got the recap coming up.

We're going to give a nice little talk. We got the NCAA picks. We got five winners for you in the NFL. Don't tell my wife. In the NFL, we got five winners for you. Then we're going to have our bet the bus lock of the week. The guy's going to call in just like always. Jackie Boy, please, please, oh, drop comments right now.

If you're on your phone listening, if you're in your truck listening, driving, pull over, jump on YouTube for us, leave a comment. We've got to get in the algorithm. JP, please tell them. and only work on this motherfucker to 1 a.m. Even I jump on and leave a comment from my little default egg profile pick.

But I see you work in the entire episode trying to get people to leave comments. Talk about how important it is to leave comments, like the episode, and do every fucking thing to get bet the bus as the number one sports gambling show on the planet. If we don't leave comments,

if we don't like the video, if we don't share it with at least three friends, there's a good chance the back of the bus is homeless for the holiday season. So we need it You're spinning that crazy Badly

But that's a great That's a great rule of three right there Comment, like, share with three friends Jackie Boy Let these motherfuckers know The adversity we went through Because I have a great I have a great analogy of life

To follow up with how we perform this weekend Well it was obvious in NFL We went undefeated 6 and 0 We've always said a week in week out We won't stop It is our bread and butter If you're not taking these picks I don't know what you're doing at this point.

You're just, you're naive, you're ignorant. But we have to come to facts with what happened in college football on Saturday. Not running from it. We went 0 and 5. And yes. Hang on, did we go 0.5, Jack? Do we? Did we go 0.5?

Or did you sit in the car and say, Will, what are your two locks of the day? I said Baylor, Baylor, Kansas State over and LSU minus 3 and a half. And then what did you fucking do? You faded me. What does not say? What is that? New character unlocked? Darth Fader.

This man faded me and then had the call Cassidy later at the bar before the Mike Chandler fight and say, Will, you're not going to want to see this. And then proceeds to show me that he faded me winning money. And I, you know. But yeah, I went fucking O and 5.

And for those that followed me, we went O'N 5 together. But Jackie Boy was living the fucking dream. He actually took his winnings, I shit you not. He took his winnings and he upgraded to Comfort Plus on the flight the next morning. Middle seat comfort plus. That leg room was primal. But, hey, before I spend it back to you, I think a good quote will help us, you know, resonate on these losses.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatness. Robert F. Kennedy. That shit will get you hard. That's good shit, brother. because here's what it is. Life throws you curves. Sometimes you don't see these curves coming. At times, you go 0 in 1 to start the day.

Okay, you go 0 and 2, fuck. You go 0 in 3, you start to panic a little bit. You go 0 in 5. Your bandwidth is already running high. You have no room, you have no more room for error. Sometimes you don't want to get out of bed. After that 0 in 5, who wants to get out of bed after that? But life is going to come at you fast.

Life is going to come at you fast. but it's the people willing to get up the next day. It's just, again, Thomas Edison, the light bulb, a thousand tries. What did he say? You failed a thousand times. What do you think about that? No, I didn't fail a thousand. I learned a thousand ways not to make the light bulb.

We didn't go 0 and 5 on Saturday. We learned five different ways to not bet the board this weekend. I know you're down bad, but if you stuck with us and took that little bit of cash you had left in your account and went with us on Sunday, you're living the fucking dream right now. That's 6 and 0. That Roli, that's 6 and 0. And there's more to come with that. And we got more for you because what you're going to do is you're going to take that little bit of money you got left in your account.

And you're going to bet it with bet the bus. JP, start us off with the NCAA slate. The board looks as generous, I think, as we've ever seen it this week, Will. And we'll start out with TCU versus Baylor. TCU, one of the most disrespected teams when it comes to the board. Tell us why. That's a great question because I don't fucking know why that TCU's disrespected. the quarterback, what is his name, Dugger, Max Duggan.

The dude is a Heisman candidate, and they're undefeated. Like, again, they beat Kansas State 38 to 28, and then Kansas State beat Baylor 31 to 3. Baylor's not them. Yes, it's that Baylor. There ain't shit going on in Baylor. They're not in the race to win the Big 12. TCU is, not only are they in the race to win the Big 12,

but they're in the race to make the playoff. Here's some stats for you. Baylor's three and two against the spread in their last five and six and four against the spread this season. on the road this season is 4 and 0 against the spread and 8 1 against the spread this season. TCU minus 2 and a half, that is as disrespectful as it comes.

We're hammering TCU minus 2 and a half, and I need that little white boy for TCU to make a little TikTok video when they win in Baylor. I forgot about him. And fucking that little spandex he had on and shit, that shit sucked. I mean, that was as gag as it gets, but we're going to lean into it.

And we're going to make another TikTok video in the locker room at Baylor when they win this game. Let's go another viral moment. We go to Brian Kelly at LSU, another disrespectful game, it kind of seems like. The theme of the board this week might be disrespect. Ooh, I do like that. I like that. LSU minus 14 and a half. Look, we rode with them last week.

I rode with them last week, minus three and a half. They failed us. They only won by three. Coach Kelly, they survived a little trap game against Arkansas because Arkansas has zero defense. We're actually going to talk about Arkansas here in a second. UAB is that little cousin you don't want to see at the family reunion out in Alabama. They were terminated from 2014-2017, and here are the facts of why they were terminated. They suck at fucking football.

They're 0-and-4 against a spread on the road this season. LSU is 5-1 against a spread at home. They're clinched the birth to get into the SEC championship and are looking to get back in the college playoff. LSU, this is a no-brainer, boys. Minus 14.5 UAB, they're not going to know what hit them when they see that purple and yellow come Saturday. minus 14 and a half LSU. Next, we're going to a team that's coming off one of their biggest wins in program history, probably.

Florida, they beat South Carolina last week. I think they might be a little hungover this week because that's something you celebrate. But they're taking on Vanderbilt this week. Tell us what you got. Vandy is coming off the first conference win since 2019. But to be as disrespectful as possible, wait, wait, wait. With all due respect to Vanderbilt,

They're not worth a velvet panning of a whale and a dolphin getting it on. Their defense suck. They rank 124th in yards per play, 124th in pass, 113th in rush. Vanderbilt is garbage. I mean, they're bottom feeders. And I hate that because they're in Nashville. They're ours right now, but they're are a piece of garbage.

You know what I'm saying? They're like the homeless guy. You drive up to the stoplight, and you see him begging for some change. My brother, you're not. winning this game. When Vandy is a 14 point underdog, they are one and three in those games. Florida minus 17 at Vanderbilt in Nashville. Take that home with you. Another SEC game that's going to make us a bunch of money is Ole Miss versus Arkansas. There ain't shit that comes out of either one of those states. Both teams are coming off losses. Ole Miss to Bama and a tough

loss, Arkansas to LSU and a tough loss. But Arkansas never stood a chance against LSU. I don't know how they survived against three. There ain't nothing but fucking disease out of no states. The only good thing that comes out of one of them is Mississippi and they have a little bit of offense. Ole Miss is four and one against a spread in their last five in November. Ole Miss also has had a solid team and they have an explosive offense. Arkansas sucks on defense. This doesn't make sense.

It's Ole Miss minus two and a half. Take that disease home with you, boys. This has to be our greatest board of college football yet. And to finish it off, we have to do our proper wild shot of the week. The alumni. Let us know. All right, look, boys. You guess it?

The proper wild shot of the week, we're going to the Nebraska game. And a lot of you might be chuckling right now, like these fucking, we got face rubbing going on back there. We got the head hanging down, but I got something for you. This is the proper wild, the cleanest, most focused for a game. I've been all season. here's some data

here's some news coming out of Husker land for you Casey Thompson is probable he's probable this week that gives us a fucking shot I know I know there's rumors about him being a but I think he's playing

if he's playing we get a shot if he's not playing hold on your asses boys both teams are on their interim head coaches what I'm hearing is the boys number one Matt Rule I think is good as done to be the next head coach at the University of Nebraska.

There are guys leveraging themselves saying they might not come back to Nebraska if Mickey Joseph isn't the next head coach. That tells you what you need to hear about Mickey Joseph. The boys believe a little bit. This is a shit show of a game. It's like watching the little people fighting rough and rowdy. There's not that a lot that's going to happen. We'll get to enjoy a little bit and chuckle with each other.

But both teams suck. Both offenses suck. I think instead of picking the game, we're going to go the under 38 and a half. I love the under 38 and a half just because, Like, here's some data. Wisconsin is, when they've been favored, they're three and five against the spread. Nebraska is simply two and seven against the spread this season. Like, this is a shit game, but we are, what we are going to do,

because it's going to be cold. It's going to be an early game, too. Nobody, none of these fucking kids want to go out there in the cold on an early game, and they just want to, like, let's run the ball, let's get this shit over with. We're going to go under 38.5. That's your proper wild shot of the week. Oh, yeah, I do you got to take it. Oh, well.

And by the way, sweetheart, if you are watching this, I've only taken four puffs of that cigar, baby. All right. On to the NFL. We're done with college, right? For the love of God, get me out here, I do have a little, I'm a little scared of the college board a little bit, but you don't shy away from the shots. You've got to keep getting in the ring. All right, in the NFL, the Thursday night game, it's our boys in two-tone blue in Green Bay. And before we get after it, if you're in Nashville, come to Acme, we're having a watch party. All the boys are going to be there. We're going to be, you know, having good vibes, drinking, eating, watching the boys in blue, beat down on the cheeseheads. but with that being said,

what do you got for us to pick this Thursday night? We have to leave our emotions and personal attachment aside playing with money boys. We have to. With that said, Titans are minus three.

Oh, wait, is that what Packers are minus three? Packers are minus three over the Titans. What that means for first time gamblers out there, 1,800 gambler, if you got a problem, is the Packers must win by at least three points, three and a half points to get a W,

minus three, if it's finished by three, it's a push. Titans are plus three. That means they can lose by two and you still win the bet. If you go Titans Money Line, which is a little bit of play, if you want to sprinkle that a little bit, Moneyline means straight up. Like just mono-e-mano, whoever wins the game, that's how you do it. Titans are 7-0 against the spread in their last seven games.

The Packers are six, one-in-one. Here's a stat that fucking counterpunches that. Six-one and one in their last eight-th, Thursday night games. That's big. That's big. Six, one in one in the last eight Thursday night games. The Packers' run defense has been less than stellar.

However, put that shit on. They played a good game against Dallas last week. Dallas was six and two. Packers are in must-win situations right now. They are the underdog. Tyne's run game possibly could be too much for these boys. But my memory serves me right. When last time I played at Lambo,

the Packers defense did not shy away from Derek Henry. They have the back end to cover the receivers that we have. God bless, and we got a lot of effort on the field. We got a lot of effort on the field. Effort. We got effort and want to and work ethic and lunch bail guys on the field right now. I don't like picking this game, but what I do like is I love the under 41 because it's going to be a cold game in Lambo.

There's going to be some gust of wins going on. I think we're going to go under 41 for the Titans Packers game. I got some, my Titans boys back there, how do you feel about that? I know you want me to go one way or the other. No, I don't. I mean, I feel like this is growth. We're taking an educated pick

and we don't have to side. Because we also, I mean, as die hard as me and GR, as Titans fans, we also have a lot of ties to Green Bay. You know, we were there this summer. We got the coaching staff, the players. Green Bay rides with us. Good people. Good people out there.

Good people. But if Darth Vader was asking, I'm taking Titans Money Line all day. All right, you heard it from Jack. Go, Jack, Titans Money Line. But we bet the. bus. What I will be doing is under 41 points. That means both teams combined need to score less than 41 points by the end of the night. All right, moving on to one of your mini alma maters.

We got the Raiders at the fraudulent Denver Broncos. Raiders, this is a must-win game or the season is, I don't want to say it, but canned. Hey, that mini alma mater's comment. Was that a shot? No, no, no, no. That's a testament to your nature's dog in the league. That says more about me. That says more about me. That says more about if that's what I'm worried. I hope everything's good at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's all right at home. I'm not smoking the cigar, sweet art.

It's the ground on the team. All right, look, this is a shit game, boys. We're talking Raiders. We're talking Raiders, Denver. Denver's favored by what? Two and a half? I think they're favored by two and a half points. But, like we've said, literally all season,

Broncos are a bunch of frauds. Russell Wilson, he has a weird way of going about his business. My man will do anything possible. He's trying to do whatever he can to say Broncos, country, let's ride. I'm telling you they're not riding this weekend. Because the Raiders are in a must-win situation. Like, let's not get it twisted. Yes, they are bad. They're fucking, they got the best, they got the best talent on paper and some questionable coaching going on, kind of like my senior year of high school varsity. We had a really good team on paper and we just

couldn't get the job done. But Raiders have blown three, 17-0 leads this season. 17.5.17. point leads they've blown them outside of getting their ass with by the saints it's truly came down to a player two per game a player two per game that's funny i know that's like oh people want to laugh at that shit they sound like the nebraska of last year yeah the nebraska of last year the los vegas huskers baby the nebraska raiders i'm telling you broncos they they are not good on offense i think they average 15 points a game and again the raiders if they have any shot in hell any shot in hell of getting in the picture. They must win out. So before we say the Raiders' locker was packing it up and calling it a day,

they have one more kind of opportunity to play for something. And I think that game is this weekend in Denver. And I think I'm going to put an irresponsible 1-800 gambler amount of money on this game because we're going Raiders money line. We're going to Raiders' money line in fucking Denver. Fuck the Broncos, dude. Fuck the Broncos. Raider Nation is going to be electric after hearing that.

Moving on, though, we got the Vikings versus the Cowboys in Dallas. Vikings coming off an electric win. But sound the alarm. Vegas knows something that we don't, I think. That is always the question you got to ask yourself, Jack. Does Vegas know something that we don't? Because the fact that the Vikings are, I think, plus one in this game, are the underdogs in this game, is mind-blowing.

What does Vegas know that we don't? Do you guys have any fucking this Jerry? Does Jerry know? Does Jerry Jones? Does he fucking know? I feel like he's in with that elite of the elite, that Illuminati shit, dude. I feel like Jerry Jones is in with the select group of people who kind of control the world. But Kirk Duggins, Kirk O'Chains, I think he's going to continue to fucking roll. Add another necklace to his neck. And people who don't want to fucking believe in cousins, dude, pick another guy.

Dalvin Cook, Adam Thielen, Justin Jefferson, Justin Jefferson. By the way, he is the greatest white. receiver in the game right now. He was the head honcho, the fucking alpha dog. And people who don't want to believe that Kirk McCus, that Kirk Cousness isn't the Messiah, I think we're seeing his non-vaccination status pay off. He got locked up a couple a year or two ago, a couple years ago. Got locked up. He had to do the whole distance thing for a couple weeks. And everybody was coming after him. Everybody fucking hated that man. Thought he was trying to get everybody sick. All he doesn't want to get his vaccination X, Y, and Z. He gets paid to make that kind of mistake. He has enough money

to where he can leverage and not have to worry about getting that vaccine. I think we're seeing those dividends pay off. He's playing out of his mind. We're going Vikings Money Line against Dallas. And they're at home and they're in Minnesota. They are in Minnesota this week. So again, it's blowing my mind that Dallas is favored, but we're writing the Vikings Money Line.

That is Vikings Money Line. You're going to get better odds that way, boys, because they're underdogs in this situation. Vikings Money Line, take it home. All right. Are we going to the guy? Yeah, let's go to the fucking guy, dude. Let's chime in the guy.

the guy went Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we got a double lock coming up. We got a bet the bus double lock, I think, coming up in our segment of bet the bus lock of the week. But our guy went four and one last week. He's won now three weeks in a row. Let's see what kind of message he has for the guys in the back. I know he's been chirping, especially you, JP. I feel like there's a rivalry that's been created in this whole thing, in this whole saga.

Let's go to the guy. Let's see what he has to say. Playoff, Willie, I'm back. That's three winning weeks in a row. Who's counting? I know JP is. Three in a row. Stop fading my picks.

Get on the bandwagon. First off, Thursday night, I'm taking Packers minus three over your Titans. I'm sorry to do this again, but Aaron Rogers is about to get rolling. The defense is playing good. Love the Packers.

Take the Browns plus eight and a half. In Buffalo, they're expecting 31 inches of snow. It's going to be a close game. I like the Browns to cover. Now we're going to go to New York City. The Giants over the Lions. Giants are playing good ball.

They cover last one. They're going to cover again. a terrible team. And I'm also going with the commanders against the Texans minus three. They're going to cover the Texans. They're like one in 15. They're not going to cover this thing. Commanders are getting Chase Youngback blowout.

Then we're going to go to Mexico City where it's going to be a home game for the faithful 49ers going to blow out the Cardinals. I'm golfing right now. Playoff Willie. I got to go. Well, for the guy, I don't have time to count because I'm counting my own money. Oh, the guy can shut up. But I will say this. ever since that I called him out the first time,

this is the first week that he's won more than one game, like gone more than one game above 500. Right, he's usually three and two. Right. So this is his first valid week. Yeah. And I'm glad to see him doing well. Are you, you think you're going to be betting with him?

What do you think you're going to do? No, no, no, no, no. He needs to prove himself one more week. Gotcha. You're going to be doing your own thing. Yeah, exactly. Hopefully rolling with bet the bus. Rolling with the lock of the week.

Lock of the week, exactly. Guys, I got the lock of the week, it's a little double lock of the week because it's in the same game. I love the points here because we're going to mess with the points a little bit. And I love the under in this game. It's Giants versus Lions. Lions are traveling to New York again. A place you fucking is going to be gloomy, you hate playing in New York. It's probably an early game.

I can't remember. I think it is. Can somebody back check that? But the Giants are favored minus three. We're going to take that line and we're going to move it down. If you go to the Barstil Sportsbook app, you can move the line. You jump in the game. You move the line from minus three to minus two and a half.

We're going to want the Giants to win by a field goal. The reason I'm moving it, I have a point, is for that little field goal cushion. If you look at all the Giants wins, yeah, they're a good football team. They got what you want. They got tough defense. They got a coach that they're backing that they love. They have motivation and energy. And the third thing is they got a fucking run game.

But they win every game by single digits. So that minus three, let's just move that line to minus two and a half. The odds are very similar. We're talking fucking peanuts, boys. Just move the line from minus three to minus two and a half. Also, under 46. Again, Lions Giants, I like this to be a lower than 46 points scoring game. That is your double lock of the week.

It's Giants, minus two and a half against the Lions. And then under 46, I love those picks. That is a double lock, boys. I'm parlaying them. What I'm personally going to do is I'm going to take Giants minus two and a half. I'm going to hit, I'm going to click and add to my bet slip. I'm going to take the under 46, click, add to my bet slip. And then I'm going to parlay those two teams together.

And I might get me a nice little plus 216 plus 175 odds and your boy's getting paid. But we got some data. Giants are seven and two to the under. They've hit seven straight unders against teams with losing records. That sucks for the fucking lions. The lions are one nine and one on the road since 2021. The lions haven't won a game against a team above 500 since 2016. Giants are also 4-1 against the spread at home this season

and our 7-2 against the spread overall this season. That's your data to back those picks. That's why we're rolling with it. And that is our bet the bus double lock of the week. Heck yeah. Do we go into the teaser? The tickle teaser, dude? Tickle them.

Listen, we hit a seven-leg six-point teaser last week. For those wondering, Will, what's a six-point teaser? We're buying six points to each pick that we are making here, and we're putting them all together. You can call it a teaser parlay, yeah or no. Just a teaser. Because people are like, it's not a parlay. I'm like, dude, go fuck yourself, man.

I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to learn. Fuck you. You're a hater. You must not a bet with bet the bus. But here's our six-point teaser. I got six picks here where we're buying six points in every game. The Raiders are underdogs by plus two and a half that we get to buy six points.

This is six points across the board across the entirety of the teaser. It's Raiders plus eight and a half, Vikings plus eight. Patrots, Patriots and Jets over, over 32 and a half points. Giants and Lions under 52. We're buying six more points on top of that 46, and we're going under there. We're adding it because we're going to get better odds when we put all these games together and win them all. Chiefs, they're favored by seven. We're buying them down to minus 0.5, a half a point.

And then 49ers, we're going to be 5'0 heading into Monday night football where the 49ers, all they got to do is win by a point and a half. That is your six point teaser, six legs. They're all fucking hitting, boys. They are all hitting. I'm telling you, and I will roll this bet slip out. So when you follow me on Twitter, listen, there's some game day decisions that go on too.

So just follow me on Twitter to make sure you're betting with the boy because I will be posting my picks that day. I will also give you the link to this bet slip. So you can just simply click the link. If you're following me on Twitter, you click the link that I post. It takes you right to the bet that I'm betting. And then you can bet money on it, and we all get paid, boys. Am I missing anything?

Are we ready to sail off into the sunset and fucking... Not yet, Will. Because even though last week was tough, it doesn't mean we can't get away from our roots. We need to give thanks to the ones up above. Oh, yeah. I totally forgot the fucking prayer. Oh, yeah.

Remove your hats. We're at the dinner table right now, boys. Just go off the top. Yeah, I will. God is great. God is good. Thank you, God. for the board on which we are about to feast on. Amen. Amen. Hey, may God have mercy on the board

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