Bussin' With The Boys - Will Compton Says The Broncos Are Better Than The Chiefs + The Cowboys Are The Best Team In The NFL

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Recorded: December 11th 2023 | On this weeks episode, we got all the boys on the bus and it is just a good hang. Will and Taylor start talking about how they aren't the most handy guys out there, which we all knew already. Following that, Taylor and Garrett get into it regarding the College Football Playoff Semifinal between Michigan and Alabama. The two have been bickering ever since the schedule came out and some of that bickering continued on the bus. There might even be a bet in place for the game. Then the guys get into the fantasy league that the entire office is involved in and how the integrity of the league has been ruined because of one decision, you'll have to tune in to learn more about that. The guys get into their good, bad and ugly from the week that was in the NFL. Some of the good is, the Cowboys and Dak Prescott plus JP getting engaged. Some of the ugly was Kadarius Toney lining up offside and Will's daughter pooping in the tub. The boys end the pod talking about when we all found out the truth of Santa. Will and Taylor's kids are soon getting to that age where they might be finding out the truth soon. Of course we had to finish it off the twisted question, the overly direct take and the shittiest moment. This episode is just a good hang with the Bussin crew that you guys will definitely enjoy. 0:00 Intro 2:15 The boys aren't the most handy 8:11 The boys are a bit dirty 10:05 Michigan vs Alabama 20:03 The good 24:45 The Bussin fantasy league 31:33 Back to the good 33:05 Mitch is still getting a hard time 35:45 JP got engaged 45:25 The bad 50:38 There's too many Santa's 59:20 Overly Direct Take 1:01:33 Kadrius Toney lining up offside 1:07:52 Twisted Question 1:12:30 JP's Christmas take 1:16:56 The Rock might be coming on the show 1:20:44 Shittiest Moment 1:24:28 Barstool Survivor SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Head to chevy.com and check out Chevy Silverado and the Family of Chevy ZR2s—the official Trucks of Bussin With The Boys Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co/, enter your email, and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Twisted Tea: Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today at https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Duke Cannon: Find Duke Cannon holiday soaps and gift sets at https://dukecannon.com/ Dude Wipes: Find Dude Wipes at https://www.amazon.com/stores/node/18911573011?maas=maas_adg_BA9CE33CFDF7C44A3 DEE36D4F3D60D28_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas&ie=UTF8&field-lbr_brands_browse bin=Dude DirecTV: Stop Comprising. Start Watching Football. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Why do I say that? Not to gas the Chevy Sovarado, although it is an amazing vehicle, but the people, the men. Chevy Sovarado is a vehicle for rugged, blue-collar men, salt to the earth people, the people from Nebraska,

the Missouri's, the Cave Creek, Arizona's, those types of cats, those are the people. Now, here's the issue. A lot of times, these big tough guys, these strong guys know about tools, they know about parts,

they know about sizings of things. And I am not handy. I'm a domesticated cat, Will. You know that? You speak to yourself. I am as well. I'm a task grab at guy. You want the job done?

I'm ordering task. Right. I go to Lowe's yesterday. Nolensville Pike and Lowe's. I walk in there. There's two older gentlemen, Salt of the Earth cats, guarantee they drive a Chevy Silverado.

And I look at these guys, and go, hey, I got this cold tub. It's leaking right now, and I need to screw to put it in there so I can just screw it so the water doesn't come out. Is that okay? Can we figure that whole thing out? They look at me and they go, what do you need? I go, I need to find a screw to screw up a hole. What size you need, brother?

Can one of you just walk me down one of these aisles and help me out? Go try yourself, aisle 32, aisle 33. I walked down aisle 32 and aisle 33. I did not know what the hell was going on. I spent 30 minutes looking at the same box. And all I needed was a damn cap to screw in. So what am I saying? Why am I saying that?

The only reason why I'm saying that is, you all are awesome. You guys know how to fix things. You don't have to hire a task, grab it. But for a guy like me who doesn't know anything, next time I show up, dude, be like the Chevy Silverado, be dependable, be reliable, and just help your boy find the damn cap. So my old tub doesn't leak. because it was half full this morning.

Look, I empathize with that story because what I feel like I do is I'll walk around and try and figure out what my solution is without asking somebody. I don't know why that is, but I'll walk around until it's like, okay, I need help. And almost when I need help, I need the person to be walking down the aisle

kind of next to me, kind of seeing me, you know, all I get up on my toes or do you for something. Yeah. Or when they're like, hey, do you need help? And then I'm so glad you're here. Yeah. I don't go out of my way right at the beginning and ask for help.

but because I do feel like there's a there's a level of expectation when you walk in a place I close when they're like hey what size screw do you need and if you give them a certain size they'll just tell you the aisle and then you'll go down and get it because they assume that you're a man yeah the men are competent enough to walk down these aisles and figure it out I've got in a nice little swing to where I'll go to the local ace hardware and I walk right in the boys kind of know what's up okay uh will what do you need today up and take me to I need one of them big I need one of them big fucking brooms that you can push on the concrete. And they'll be like, commercial broom or, uh, industrial,

industrial size broom? It's just a broom. Industrial size broom? Push broom, something like that. Wide, rectangle, strong bristles. Yeah. Yeah. You push it too far this way.

Then you start raking it because the bristles go one way. Yeah. Or it's like, hey, I need some screws. And they're like, do you know what size? I'm like, I truly have no clue. But if you can't, maybe you show me a few, maybe I'll be able to figure it out. I'll beg, what's a good dependable screw to go in the, like, the wood. of a sauna or something like that.

Like, here's a real sturdy one right here. I'll be like, give me a couple of boxes. And if you can find a guy like that, the Ace Hardware, I know the one you're talking about. I've been there a handful of times, very helpful people. Good people, yeah. Yeah.

And they get excited about the opportunity to show you this screw. Yeah. This is not the screw you want. Let me tell you why for 15 minutes, why this is not the screw you want. Yeah. But this screw is not as good as this screw. And it's a whole deal, dude.

Then one time I asked about a small, like a, I was like, hey, can I just get this drill? And they kind of like, you could feel the internal. That drill. you want that? Yeah. I was like honestly, show me whatever.

What's the best drill, dude? Like, I just want the best drill that can kind of, it's versatile. It's kind of like a Swiss Army knife. But yeah. Tools. I feel you.

I empathize with that. It's tough. It's tough being a guy that has no fucking clue how to be a guy. Yeah. Tools, guns, knives,

glasses are all categories. I think it's really cool to find out what your favorite is and stick to that brand. Like if you're a DeWalt guy, that's all you do. And you're dying on the hill for DeWalt. You like Milwaukee tools?

Go ahead and get you Milwaukee tools. But then you got the DeWall guy being like, hey, Milwaukee, that's too expensive. You get just as much over here. It's a fun clash of the Titans when it comes to man stuff. I don't know enough about any of the subjects I said to have a brand. But I like to become that man eventually. Yeah. Your daughters get into the potion making of your No, no. Why does the cold tub sound like it's struggling?

Well, there's been a couple deals with the cold tub. I have, I will say, I know you guys see my little thing where I put day 15 this morning around 7 a.m. Check that thing off the box. 15 days in a row. I fit the cold tub. 15 days. Three minutes or more. And I know it's kind of late you put the little thing out there in the bird. But for me, it's like I legit in my head had this level of accountability that I have to get done. Here's the issue with the cold tub. Is the chiller for the cold tub, if it gets below freezing, you should take, you should unplug the chiller and put it somewhere where it's not freezing. And I think that's countering.

intuitive to having a cold tub. That chiller should be able to withstand the test of time. So I'm out there yesterday, unscrewing holes and stuff like that, trying to figure it out. My idiot brain, I go to unplug the chiller from the hose and all of a sudden water starts coming out. I'm looking like, this is crazy. And the water gets lower in the cold tub, so I figured out pretty quick. It's coming out of the cold tub. So I had to go to Lowe's. I was at a home party, a house warming party before that. My oldest daughter throws a plate of at my youngest daughter, she gets in trouble. They're doing poop jokes all the time.

It was a true dad day. Anytime you have your kids all day long and you're getting after it, having a good time, ups and downs and you're hitting the lows. You're hitting hardware store. Like, that's man. I became more of a man yesterday. Yeah. So back to the cult of the original question.

Yeah. Basically, you remove something and all your water went out and you needed a screw to like put in for the chiller. Yeah. I need to screw to plug up the hole for the chiller. That's it. Got you. I could answer with that.

But Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of show, by the way, Jack was mentioning that people in the comments, I guess, talk about my dirty mic. Yeah, on the YouTube, the little buzzies on it. You want to... You can, it doesn't look as bad. I got a couple bigger ones out. You say it looks terrible, Mitch?

On video, it looks bad. Dirty boy. Well, it's from embracing the spook, right? It's from the webs, yeah. You're saying about the bottom of your shoes, Taylor, whenever you put them on the table, they hate that because they're... Why is everybody bitching and complain? The angles of the camera

When you zoom in on Will You can see all the fuzzies on the mic And I know a lot of people are going to be Very happy in the comments Whenever you put your legs up on the table, Taylor, it goes straight into the main cam And there's always like little items On the bottom of your shoes stuck to it

And when people watch it visually It is not appealing So I'm just here fighting the good fight Where are we at with society right now? Maybe the comments Maybe the comments are like a suggestion box. Yeah, I guess. Here's an idea.

When you see the bottoms of my shoe, point out in the comments how many items you see and what those items might be. There's a lot of fun things down there. Let's take lemons and turn them into lemonade, folks. Let's not just bitching complain the whole time. I love you guys being in the comments. I love you guys doing all that.

But let's pick the battles a little bit. Like you got a dirty mic. Who cares? I got dirty shoes? Yeah, yeah. Your boy does a lot of walking around. All right? Not everybody can walk.

How do you feel now? people in wheelchairs got clean shoes me i get walking i get in the dirt i get in the grass i rip around everywhere dude and i wear the same shoes for a year that you should we should be fighting our audience on we can just be like hey we'll do better we'll do better oh i'm over here in the trenches right now i'm over here grinding like okay we'll do better but also you guys do better too right we can there there can be common ground can't there we can be in the middle speaking of common ground is that look better it looks great yeah it really does speaking of common ground i did i did uh spent some time this weekend watching film on the Alabama Crimson Tide.

It's a good ball club. Some tough... Some tough boys down there. Some tough boys down there, all right? Here's what I'll say about Alabama. When it was first announced myself, knowing from my past traumas of dealing with Alabama when Alabama was a dynasty, when they were real.

I got... I was like, damn. I hope that doesn't happen again. I've watched the film of USF. I've watched some of these games. Let me tell you right now. Now, if you're a Michigan, Michigan fan watching the show, we've got nothing to worry about. Michigan, top to bottom is a better ball club.

They're better coached. They're better put together. They're tougher. They're tougher. And we're running a 34-dive right up that ass, brother, at the Rose Bowl, which is home, baby. What makes you say better coached? If you look at statistically how we do in the third quarter, I think there's been three points scored on us in the third quarter the entire season. we've outscored our opponents, I think, over 150 points to three in the third quarter.

What does that tell me? That tells me when you go into halftime and halftime's a lot longer in college and you make the halftime adjustments, that is a sign of a great coach squad. When you watch tape of these teams and you see the DBs get lucky with a swipe when they're trying to break up a pass as opposed to Michigan putting their hands. hand through, stabbing through the pocket of the receiver. Device tackles, the angles at both hips. We're looking, we're looking good.

Y'all got athletes. We're tougher. We're stronger. And we're just built different up north. I will say that. I think Michigan might actually win this game by double digits. What'd you say, Mitch? I've already bet.

I've already bet on the Winnest Championship. I did that last last time. I was better on the score of the game now. I'm talking about this bad. I have no money in my account right now. I'll be honest with you guys, things have been tough lately, okay? You guys see how I'm doing on slips and picks.

All right. Yeah, this is a good weekend for your boy, nine and four going on Monday night. That's it. You don't want to talk about Michigan, Alabama? I know where you stand. You're real tight all the way.

I mean, I'm not roll tight on the way. All the way. Yes, I want you guys to fail. That is very public, very public information. I just think, saying that we're better coached,

where, you know, we're talking about Nick Sabin here. Yeah. I know we're talking about Jim Harbaugh, both the league coaches, but we're talking about, Al, you don't think Alabama, like the film you watch is UCF, USF?

If this is the tens, if this is 2010s, if this is the 2010s, that's a well-coached football team. Now I think Nick Saban's getting a little older. He's getting a little more complacent. He's not devils in the details. He's getting wiser.

Like, look, you look at the Georgia game. I love Nick Stabom's. I think he's a stunt. But I think he's awesome. I think Jim Harball and his squad, his assistant coaches are coaching better technique out there right now. If you look at the opening of the Georgia game, Georgia put it up their ass in the first drive. To where I was like, okay, maybe Georgia is going to handle business here. But the adapting, the making the adjustments, the keeping your poise and coming out and rolling out, what?

A few unanswered scores against Georgia and Georgia didn't score again until, what, the fourth quarter maybe? I mean. This is a These boys will be ready to play. Alabama will be ready to play. And the win by double digits, there's no chance, man. I mean, there's a chance.

Yep, you go ahead and finish that sentence right there, brother. We're good now. We're good. Go and clip this. Dave Abloff, go and clip this sentence of the boys. You're right. So you're essentially trying to rewrite the fear that you had from when you first saw the video.

I've been clear about the situation the whole time. I said it last week. I don't think you have been clear. I think it's been fuzzy. I have. I said at first, I had a moment because my own past trauma is dealing with Alabama. Listen to Derek Henry's ass every single fucking week in 2017, every year they're all there talking shit.

Alabama's the best. That's that and the other. I get a little nervous. But I go watch the film and I said last week there's going to become a time where I become confident. I start to understand that Michigan's built different. We've been in the playoffs two years in a row, hasn't gone our way. What's the old phrase? Third time's the charm.

we're running shit this year. We're running it. We're winning the national championship. Go ahead. I was going to say you got the moment, but then you also continued to double down by saying Mike Tyson, fear is healthy, fear is this.

You ran with that for a week. So I am saying your course correcting right now, saying now you're as confident as ever. There's no need to fear the Crimson Tide. I think we're in a good place right now. Michigan Wolverines are in a great place and we're going to win the national championship. Okay.

And nothing's going to make me happier than after G and I fly back. I don't know if G. he's going to make it back or whatever. You probably won't even talk to me. You want to finish. You and G. It gets a little dicey when you guys talk to Alabama, Michigan.

I think we can figure out who gets a little more. It feels a little more. I haven't gotten personal with G at all. Are you guys going to bet on it? Do you want to bet on it, G? Do you want to do it now or do you want to wait until closer? Well, if you have an idea of something, I've, I'm fielding calls.

Yeah, we should definitely take. I don't have an idea. Take suggestions. All right. Loser gets a tattoo of the team's logo. Oh my. Goodness. You guys are tattoo, guys.

So wild. Yeah, I'm confident. I'll do that. I didn't say. Property of Alabama, 2023. I'm, I will say I'm not getting that tattoo.

It's a little more scared than me. You would do property of Alabama logo 2023. I would get the, I would get some sort of Alabama logo if Michigan lost. I'm asking that one specifically. Property of. I think that's a fun one. I think risking that ever is a bad look.

You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. want to do that. I will say, yeah, I get an Alabama A somewhere in my body, but they're not going to lose. I'm super confident. Bottom of your foot. Okay. You're saying what?

Really. Property of the Crimson Tide. Property of Nick Savan. Ooh. Loser has to get the coach tattoo. Why don't you just get the 19? Huh? 19 for what?

The amount of national championships will have after this year. Oh, shit. I'll get 19 That's way easy You get Michigan Is my daddy Don't do that Gary No that would never

It was a great So you don't want to do a tattoo It sounds like I'm on board For the idea of a tattoo But you're not into it Well hey we'll wait suggestions here You know this can We'll be on the show for a while

Yeah drop the comments I will say that I will say I could sense the fear in G Because I did something last week With a DAP up And I swooped him I had him with the high school Gotcha bitch

And you got you got real sensitive on that, right? I did. Probably overreacted. Yeah, I would like to just say that I can't stoop down to such a childish level when you do that stuff. So I got to be the bigger guy. Right. So getting real mad is the less childish way to do that. Exactly. Got you. Just making sure. With my rings, you're... I don't feel awkward.

Making sure you're in a good place. I'm just glad you feel a little more comfortable this week after your daddy, Dave. I had to go watch the film. Yeah, yeah. You and Dave had to talk. Hey, Dave, listen, Dave, Dave, Dave's out here acting like, like, we haven't the, you got to look at history. You got to look at the last two years of the playoffs and understand, like, yeah, this is the next boss from Michigan to defeat. They haven't done that. We all knew Michigan was going to win the Bay 10. Did we not?

Yes, we did. You want him to lose. We all knew him to lose. Mitch, you knew. You knew going to Ohio State. Michigan's probably going to win this game. They're probably going to win the Bayton championship. This is a new boss.

That's all right. Dave acting like Dave. That's fine. Dave can do his thing. I like to sit where I'm at. I enjoyed where I was. I think fear is healthy. I've moved on.

I've watched a film, and now I'm more comfortable than ever that Michigan is going to beat Alabama's ass. That's all. Hey, regardless of who wins the game or not, win or lose, you can still go to the game, though,

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They're rolling. I don't want to... Now it's like, do you get in the area of overhyping them to where they are the center of attention nationally because that's when they start to slip? And I kind of like that they're taking care of business. Is it the Cowboys played or playing that good? Or are the Eagles bleeding a little bit?

Eagles are also going to the Gauntlet right now. They are. I are playing... Man. Juggernaut after juggernaut. But in a way, like you look at a team like the Bills, They're playing a little juggernaut of a schedule two where they're in like a must-win situation.

You're seeing them like lift their level of competition up. They're playing up to the competition. They're winning in these close games. We'll get into that last play or that questionable call here in a minute. But yeah, the Cowboys are rolling, man. Yeah, Cowboys are moving, dude. And you asked the question, should we be putting them up there with the best teams?

I think that's the second best team in the NFL. Under the Niners? And the 49ers are number one. The thing that is going to hold the Cowboys back is their situational football. And that's the scariest thing for me because when they get in the playoffs, they're going to be in close games.

Are they going to be able to handle a two minute? Are they going to handle a four minute? Even in Seattle two weeks ago, dude, throwing the ball on that third down in the four minute situation. Right. It's just nuts to me. I just don't understand it.

It's obviously a coaching thing. But they have so much talent. They really got a shot this year. I think they really have a shot to come out of the NFC. They're playing good. They're getting hot at the right time. Right. Because you won't play your best ball in December.

Yeah, and they play the Eagles again, correct? Or they already, no, they already played them once. Got it. Yeah, I mean, they got, who do they play? Can you pull up the rest of their schedule? Eagles, Cowboys. Cowboys. Because I like the Cowboys.

Everybody who's not an Eagles fan, Redskins fan, or Giants fan, probably in some capacity as a Cowboys fan. Bill's cool growing up. Bill's. Seeing the Cowboys, seeing the star. Bill's, Dolphins, Lions, and Commanders. It's actually a tough last four. I think you win the commanders one.

I think the bills. Bills will be tough, man. They're playing good ball. There's nothing here that would say that the Cowboys can't win the last four games. Right. Like if the Cowboys play up and take care of business in December with this schedule, like they're going to be a tough team in the playoffs. Yeah.

Because if you lose the bills, dolphins, like there's still kind of that blood in the water. To me, like I got lions. Lions are kind of sitting on the bad. We can get to them in a minute. But they can beat the Lions. And then obviously you handle business against the. commanders going into the playoffs. Yeah.

Hopefully you're in the position where you're sitting guys, chilling, getting ready. I think bills, bills are playing, the scariest game of these last four is a bills for me. Because they're playing good ball. They have a good win against the Chiefs. Very controversial win against the Chiefs, but a win nonetheless.

The Dolphins, what's the biggest knock on the dolphins? They only beat the teams. They should beat the big games. They fall apart in. So that, for me, feels like... I love the Dolphs. That should be a fun game. That should be a fun over game for us to root for points.

Seeing the dolphins and the Cowboys and the Cowboys are the, the dolphins and the cowboys get after it and just putting a shitload of points on the board. Lions are right, do they drop two of their last three. It's so weird to understand. We talked about before the show, and I'll let you kind of get into it, but Dan Campbell, the culture

and what they should be doing as opposed to what they are doing right now. Yeah, I got the lions and the bad. I just feel like I want to root for the lions. I love like they have a player-heavy coaching staff. All of their culture stuff seems on point and up to par. They have the players. They have the talent.

They have like a stingy, they have like a stingy mindset. Like they kind of have that dogish mentality like as a team that you need to have and with each individual. But it's like I feel like they get into December and I would have to look at their schedule last year. But I feel like they start to fall off later in the year. Like are they just a dome warm weather team? Like you got golf. He's a California boy.

Like the minute he gets out in the cold weather, the windy city, he starts to, doesn't play well. And am I projecting a little bit because I lost in my fantasy? league this year? Yes. And it pisses me off that I went with Jerry Gough over Matt Stafford because I thought golf is going to get right. He's going to get right. He's got the guys. Amin Ra. David Montgomery gives, who's my baller, the one that, the fantasy league that were, I think it's year three or year four with this. It really pisses me off that. You got to look at your fantasy league in our league too. You're playing me this week and you're going

to lose again. Yeah, I don't think I looked at that one because my chances were gone after. You're down 50 points right now. Yeah, my chances were gone. I don't. even think I did any subs this week. I think that one I'm just kind of taken because it's a 14 play. Like three, right? It's a 14 playoff in our league, which I think is insane. Yeah, that's wild. Who's the commission?

It was, Jack. I think he stepped down after a lot of controversy with you guys. Well, no, I haven't stepped down because Taylor still has yet to accept that trade. That's what I'm saying. Like, this league is a complete wash because a very low integrity league. Some things went on. Okay, don't say that just because it was sucking this year. No, no, I listen.

I'll say, yeah, no, yeah. Will's a September guy in Fantasy League, dude. He gets all the flashing hands and moves on. What you guys want to get out, being at the focal point of this conversation? I made the decision. It was a very, a lot of bullshit happened with our Lee, you being the commissioner and Taylor going through around the table. One thing that happened.

It was a big thing. And I owned up to it, and I stepped down to set the record straight, and then Taylor chose not to go through with what he should have. So I did everything I killed by my tower. I don't disagree. You got to allow us to get to that point. No matter what, we've never been able to talk about this publicly. I think what that makes everybody uncomfortable. Jack, for me, who was that trading?

Mark Andrews. You were trading Mark Andrews. I was trading for Mark Andrews. I was training for Mark Andrews. He got hurt that night. Yeah. The trade, there was a lot of conversation about Jack saying he was going to avoid the trade. And then once Mark Andrews hurt, he said he wasn't going to avoid the trade.

And then I talked to him into avoiding the trade. That's what happened. By allowing him to drive a new vehicle once a month. You should do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all. Dirty stuff under the table that Jack, now owning up to it, did accept. But he accepted to where he accepted to where he,

He vetoed the trade of you getting Mark Andrews that night because it happened at 9.30 in the morning. He made him veto it and not go through by giving him that. It was like a big, yeah, you were like getting five players or a few players. He was getting three and Delaney was getting two, I believe, or vice versa. So, you know, there was a lot of scuttle but going on with the league that we needed to be under investigation. It got handled behind closed doors outside of the investigation, so it didn't go as public. to where now it's kind of like, you know,

it's kind of just a wash of a season. Right, wrong and different. We got three other guys in here that are in the league. Do you feel like I'm speaking to that fairly? You're talking to three of the guys who also suck in the league. And I'm one of them. I'm the second team. And so speak up then.

It affects you the most. At the end of the day, a commissioner is taking a deal that is a personal, which is personal gain to dilute. loot the product. I've now taken public accountability. Correct. But the trade is still not accepted.

Yes, but I've done everything I could on my end. I'm not going to be able to drive this car anymore. I didn't win anymore or any less. Taylor is the one who benefited and then chose to disgrace the league with a very low integrity move by not completing the trade. Is there suspension for next year? I think there needs to be something. You can try. Lost of a draft pick.

Yeah. Maybe he loses his first round. There's got to be some level of consequences. I'll give you guys my last pick. You're not the one in the spot. You're not on the driver's seat right now. I sat here the day after we did the fantasy draft. I walked in, good draft boys.

There we go. Everybody's like off of the main topic. Will goes, I'll be honest, Taylor. I don't like your draft. Like you're above me or something. Because I take Kamara, who's suspended, Cup, who had a hamstring. Because I knew December ball.

And now what's happening? I won six of my last seven. And it's like, if you guys want to... How many came out for the trade? Go ahead. Go ahead and punch up. But at the end of the day, oh, almost put my shoes up,

but I'm going to do it for the people in the comments. At the end of the day, boys, like, you want to be the man, you got to beat the man. I am the man right now. Listen, yeah. All I hear, like, I don't disagree with you. I agree. All I don't hear from you is taking any type of accountability,

which ultimately enables the, the behavior of why this league is what it is. Let me ask you a question. If I am a GM on a team and the commissioner who oversees the league allows me to do something, what makes it wrong about me letting that happen for the betterment of my team? If that's not against the rules at the time because no one said anything about it and I'm using the rules to my advantage, why should I suffer? I don't think it's you who suffers.

I think when you're speaking of the league itself. Absolutely. You're trying to figure out all the ways you can bend the rules. But I think as far as an individual and with your character is what that's, is what suffers. Individual as a character? You want to talk about individuals and character. We can go back to Bear Olympics and once you drop that ping pong ball. Hey, look, again, you're asking about the feedback. I'm giving the feedback.

If you want to make it about other things. If you want to talk about individual character, we can talk about individual character. I have filmed video evidence of your character being in question that situation. Yeah, I, yeah. Yeah, I was hammered. Did not see myself grab another ball. I didn't see myself in the trade. I was hammered.

We get all just safe things. I'll just play with the ring now. It feels a little different. We're all good. We're all good. We're having fun. Boys having fun. I know.

Boys having fun. Yeah. But I just, you know, if you want me to do the trade, I will look back at what the trade was. At the end of the playoffs. The playoffs agreed upon once the, it went null and void of our deal. And I stepped down as commissioner. The only other thing that had to go forward was you completing the trade, which you chose not to do, not forgot or. I just haven't done it yet.

Yeah, well, now it's been a month. It's been a month, a full month. I think it's been 21. You look, you're in the playoffs. They're 14th in the playoffs. This is a league that we'll need to... It's a month to go? It'll be a month this weekend.

Let Taylor do whatever he wants to do, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. It all plays out. As long as we're all speaking out here and talking about all the situations that went down,

let everybody else make their opinion. It is my fault at the end of the day. All of this confusion and combustion went on. But Taylor also enabled this... No, don't. That's the thing. That's what, yeah, you should. I'm the reason that our league has this integrity situation going on

to hope that we can move past it at some point to the next year. Year two, someone else probably clump can be the commissioner that is non-biasedy and is not willing to be swayed by money or fast cars like I was. But I, yeah, I hope we can move past it at some point. Taylor has to grab. I think the only way is if Taylor wins this league, I'm scared that as a whole, we will fall. We will fall.

Taylor has to draft Cadarius Tony as opposed to. Put it like this. That's on the list of shit to get you beat, like how this is all unfolded this year. Yeah, the way Jack Hald himself as a commissioner, I agree with that. Absolutely. Okay, Taylor.

Let's continue into the good. Do you have a good you want to bring up? Yeah, I got some good. My Fantasy League. That's not in there. Joe Flacco, 38 years old, Cleveland. guys out there dicing up the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Incredible. We already talked about the Cowboys. I do want to add to the Cowboys real quick. Jack Prescott is probably the MVP of this league. That's not. What is that? You can't just say, what does that mean? He's probably going to win the MVP. He's probably going to win the MVP. If he keeps playing at the level he's playing it, he'll win the MVP this year. He's favored right now, plus 180 odds. Better than anybody else. The guy's dicing people up.

He should he can come back against Seattle when he was down, which they haven't shown in the past. I think he's got a big chance. I think he's going to win the MVP. There's nobody. The next person behind him is Brock Purdy. Yeah, he sucks. No, we've already taken that back. I had a full brawl at this party this weekend with my kids and five of their friends,

and I won. So I still got it. And then Vegas this weekend, boys. Me and Jack, Vegas, back to Vegas this weekend. It's going to be a hell of a time. UFC. Going to go to UFC, make a whole bunch of money. What a, we should do a giveaway.

We should do a big giveaway. Follow at Taylor 1177 to see what you. this giveaway and tails. Ooh. That's my, that's my good, my hosh posh, hodgeposh,

put together, uh, good. I feel good about that. Uh, the round out my good, the team workshop last Friday. Yeah.

I thought solid, solid for the boys. We were in here for what, like six hours. It fell six, seven hours all day long. Late. Do what?

No, you weren't. Yeah, you're really killing yourself about that. It was 1026. Why do you, why are you just 208? Like,

it's, it's something. you plan. Started at 10.30. Did you show up at 1028, and you're usually a guy that's early? That, like, that's true, but I just feel like you just keep

continue shooting. I mean, I just, like, it's... Started in Vegas, the race, Marcelle, Nashville. I wasn't thinking about that. JP is the ultimate villain of this fucking show, dude. It does build on your resume,

I guess. You're like... That's exactly why I'm pissed about it because I'm like, again, this shit goes... Everything changed when you went on that podcast. Hey, everything changing you went on that podcast, do you know why he was late

or why he showed up basically like on time if you're on time, you're late? I do know, do you know? Yeah. Well, what's funny is I called him after I called you and seeing if he was here, it's like, oh, no, I'm getting a haircut.

I'm just thinking, okay, well, hopefully it's on the back end type of thing. And when he shows up, I'm thinking, man, would your haircut start at 9.30? Bro, that is. You have been acting different, Mitch. Is there something you want to talk about? That raise he getting the new fresh cuts?

Yeah, and then he's all of a sudden got the mic in front of his face, wants to do an hour and a half podcast with those guys. What are they called? Two dimes and a token. Yeah, he's getting to, yeah. Getting drunk. Yeah. I got a lock back in.

Getting drunk on the job. On the job. I'm going to be, we have to interview Dana White. Getting the trenches the first couple months of 2024 just to get back in good graces. Yeah, I'm going to do that water fast, too. I mean, we were. We should all do the water fast together.

We were interested. interviewing, we had the big thing while we were going out there. Yeah, we went out there for Dura cell. But I'm just saying, just the fact that you finish him, Will. Slammed six shots. Finish him. Hours, just hours before interviewing Dana White. At 10 in the morning. At 10 in the morning, was an insane move. I don't think that that's, right. Hey, what do you say? What do you say? He said it was 1130. That's even worse. It's even closer to the interview. Which was at one. And you are like basically all the roles like,

you've taken on busting with the boys, that was an insane move. We were all very disappointed. Taylor is also a key factor in a lot of these situations we're talking about. With the Fantasy League, with Mitch's scenario, there is a common denominator. Yeah. They're usually, yeah, yeah.

It is. Yeah. Mitch knows where he and I stand. Do I? Been ice. Yeah. Yeah. Clearly.

No, dude, you're good. With me, for real, though, Will, I really don't know. I'll be, yeah. To round out the good to keep it as a positive thing, JP getting engaged. Yeah. And JP getting engaged. I know that was on socials, but that was after the episode last week,

so I just, for all the thousands that tune in with the boys, JP is now off the board in a massive hit to Kay Adams. Yeah, she's got to be hurting. She's got to be hurting in a big way. I do want to put this out. Do you guys have a date? Should we just start giving them unsolicited advice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Looking in August right now. Oh, that's tough training camp tour. Open invite? Yeah, are we all invited? Oh, yeah, open. The whole bus is invited for sure. Let's go. Hey, do you have?

Hey, anybody on the, anybody on the bus in your lineup? As a groomsman. Nobody on the bus. Just going out there. Just like, uh, yeah. Yeah, we had an invite to your wedding because. you know, a couple of our old producers got invited to Will's, but... Yeah, that's crazy.

It's all good. Man, I saw I've been married for so long. I've been in the trenches for so long. If I would have known you boys then, you know. You guys probably would have been in it. Yes. I would have said, hey, I'm getting engaged. Can you guys be in my wedding?

Just want to let you guys know. You guys are 100% invited. But that's character, right? Can we get... The good, the JP. Talk to us about it. Talk just about how it went down. I want to know about your emotions, what you guys did.

Get it on the knee with those legs shaking. Yeah, I was super calm and collected the whole day, which I wasn't thinking I was going to be. And I was telling Will, Brian Peters sent us like 130 questions, probably like last week. And I'm a big question guy. I like to ask the fun ones,

like the alien twist of tea question. And, yeah, paid off. And so I told Sittin, I sent her that, list. I was like, hey, you write down 10 of these questions on 10 pieces of paper. I'll write down 10 questions. On my piece of paper will play 20 questions. Very on brand. My mom, when I tell her this, she's like, oh, she's going to know. It's too obvious. Like, this is not

the energy I need. Right now, Mom, I'm six hours out. Yeah. And it's also our anniversary. It's on a Tuesday, so I'm definitely not thinking she's expecting it. We go down to Franklin. Coolichinos is the name of the Italian restaurant that you wanted to know. Yeah, I just want to go. And it was fire. And like, I'm super hungry when we get down there. Halfway through, I like remember why I'm down there and just lose my appetite immediately. So I just like stop eating a little bit.

Start thinking about it all. Start feeling the rig in my pocket. I'm like, we got to get out of here. Yes, dude. We're on like question 18. The idea was it would be my last question. But we dinner finish up faster. We're walking downtown and there's the Christmas tree in downtown Franklin.

Franklin literally it's a ghost town down there except for two people right by the tree. And I wasn't too like hung up on if somebody was needed to be there to photograph it or take a video. Because I kind of like the intimacy of it. And, uh, but they were there. So I was like, I might as well just like have them capture this. So sitting and I are walking by the tree. I'm like, hey, we should get a photo for our anniversary. And she's like, yeah.

I was like, I'll go ask them. So I walk over to them kind of like. I'm like, hey, you guys might take a photo for our anniversary? They're like, oh, yeah, sure. And then I swipe my phone over to the video. I'm like, actually take a video. I'm about to propose. And this girl, she understood the assignment so well.

And I get back over. And as I'm walking back to sit and I'm thinking, all right, do I just get on my knee right now? Do I fake a photo? Because she's, I think she's recording right now. And so I like fake the photo. She's like, all right, one, two, three. And I was like, oh, and actually sitting for my, for my last question, wasn't my last question.

But for my last question, got that on the knee, will you marry me? She says, yeah, I'm shaking down there. I, like, stand up, rolling, accidentally closed the ring box. It's super loud because those freaking hinges are tight. Yeah. That thing's like, oh, my God. And so, like, I'm trying to put the ring on her. My hand is shaking like crazy.

I'm looking at the two strangers video, and I'm like, sorry, guys. I don't really know what to do. They're like, you're doing great. Like, come on, focus one time. And then finally got it on there. We drive back. You know, she's super overwhelmed. She's unwinding.

And I had a little surprise party set up at her house. And the back of the bus was there. Some of our Nashville friends were there. Her parents were there who she didn't expect. And so she's like, we have to FaceTime my mom and dad when we get back home. I was like, oh, yeah, Corey and Basil, her two roommates, they're gone. So we'll have like the house ourselves kind of like unwind. And then we walk in.

Everybody's there. Big surprise. A lot of fun. Oh, so. Yes, man. I guess more backstories. I've known since since I was like 16. Always had a crush on her.

We never dated. I was in the friend zone forever. And I was telling. I forget who I was telling. But there is officially, officially a beacon of hope for those stuck in the friend zone. So if you guys are in the friend zone, it is possible to get.

it out. The good guys can win. Good guys can win. Let's go, dude. That's awesome. Yeah. What, uh, did she cry? No, she didn't cry. She was like, she said, get up, man. Yeah. What are you doing? I die. Yeah. Why are you shaking? No, uh, she did, like, she was in shock, mainly,

and then everything happened so fast afterwards, like, we're both kind of like, just sort of like, yeah, I don't know. It's hard to explain. Yeah. It's a crazy feeling. This might be a question for anybody watching that has not, thinking about proposing. How did you figure out the ring size?

One of her friends, I asked one of her friends who she was going on a bachelorette with, like, hey, can you look at her a ring? But it was still too big anyways, so. It's hard to figure out. Yeah. Yeah.

Got to get a resize. It's hard to kind of like navigate. Do you want to get like the cut? No. The diamond process is ridiculous. It's insane, bro. They're like, what do you want? I'm like, I always want it's like an oval diamond

with a gold band. They're like, all right, well, here's this. I just told you. All I wanted to oval diamond with a gold band. I just told you. It took me hours. I'm sure though you were, you were sweating a bit, you know, being nervous, you know, if you really need when you're sweating. The only thing that wasn't shaking or sweating was JP's armpits, and that is because

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smelling good and not perspitating. Even nervous. Even nervous. Even when he was nervous. While he was down on that knee. Yeah. Congratulations, bro. That's awesome.

I appreciate it. That is awesome, dude. And it's good, too. Like we're thinking, August, not fully getting into the fall. There is a lot of, you know, there's a lot of talk.

A lot of chatter on. I would never do that. We're on bad end. of the clips that could be out there on fall weddings. It's something that we despise. I think you specifically, too. Yeah, big time. You should set the trend of a weekday wedding.

Tuesday. Wednesday, baby. Hump day. Low cause, the lowest cost. Yeah, get out there. Get it done. Location. Have we thought of a location yet?

Greenville. All right. 864. Where else? Do you have an ordained minister? We are looking for somebody to do it. I am ordained. You know that.

you know that yeah well saw me do a wedding one time will tell him about the experience it was yeah he did well say more nice thing the same thing to me you know he was in the hat

for my wedding as well how long was I in that hat throw him in the hat yeah yeah throw him in the hat what if I pay you guys consider let me do it you pay us

no I can pay you but get you a nice gift I'm a great gift giver oh you wouldn't give me a gift otherwise now I'm going to get you a gift no matter what Do you want Crystal Stemwear or do you want something you actual want?

I don't even know what that first thing was. I don't either, but I've seen wedding crashes too many times not to mention Crystal Stemware when you're talking about weddings. Yeah, I don't know. You're in the hat. You're in the hat. You're in the hat. You're in the hat.

You just got to wait. Let me interview. Let me interview. Give them a call too. Hey, you've made the short list. We're going to go through this last. I'll FaceTime you, her parents will be there. My parents will be here.

And we can talk. We can do it. I'll do interviews with you, interviews with her. And I'll put together something real nice. Keep it short. say 15 minutes in and out. That's all we have to say. I can already tell where I'm going

and it's not going to be, I'm not going to do the short list. You're on the shirt list. No, no, they'll tell you. As long as your name's in the hat that's all like, you're just like, oh, I'm in the hat. Top five. You're top five. Yeah, top five.

Already. Do we have, do you have any more to round out the bad list? Yeah, I have one. Kyle McCororororough's lack of character whenever he, uh, hitting the transfer portal, like wherever he ends up. Oh, that's good. Kill the culture.

What? That's good for my list, Kyle McCor. You're talking about the Ohio State quarterback. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You go 11 and 1. You see.

And you get in the transfer portal. Like, you've got to be. He's got to have bad character. Like, he's got to see it through. Like, you don't want to stick around and try to actually have a chance at beating Michigan. That's crazy to me. It's just tough.

I had, I mean, I was going to do more bad. But I'm accord to let everybody know. He was a five-star recruit, big-time boss. ball player. We're talking big time ball player. A lot of five stars don't pan out. 11 and one at Ohio State, another five star receiver that he's potentially bringing with to Nebraska.

They are visiting the Huskers this week. He's Mormon, right? Doesn't matter. You can throw the football, you can catch the football. You got a place on the squad with the Huskers as we're building this culture to get back to Nebraska. I think that they go to Nebraska. That's just what I think.

And I'm hopeful. I'm optimistic. You want him. Yeah, absolutely. You wouldn't want the Oregon State quarterback or the Washington State quarterback or the Washington State quarterback or the UCLA quarterback. guys too bring them all we want competition cream will rise to the crop

cream will rise to the top there it is there it is babe yeah words we'll take I want all of them anybody who wants to come to Nebraska come take a look we got a lot to offer Tom McCord goes to Nebraska are you not worried about him hurting the culture that Matt Rul's trying to instill what's so

what's what's actual evidence of the culture thing that you're thinking him going in the transfer portal why is that bad culture is he going to you go 11 and 1 you had the shot at the playoffs and you're the quarterback of that team, the captain of that team, and you're just going to leave the boys with more eligibility, not thinking about stacking and beating Michigan

for the first time winning a Bay 10 championship, you're just going to give up on the boys and leave? That's crazy. Maybe he thinks there's a better situation. Maybe it's a coach. I'm not saying it's a quarterback coach at Austin. Maybe it's a situation. Maybe he's just not thinking of,

I got to beat Michigan type of thing. Yeah, but okay. All right, if that's how you feel, I understand that. Yeah. I think there's more outside the bubble. of Ohio State versus Michigan. Not in the Big Ten. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

In your shoes, I can understand why you might think it's a culture thing. To me, it's like there's more, there could be greener grass for him. Maybe he's looking at it. Maybe he's weighing his options. And I love that he's weighing his options with the big red.

Yeah, I mean, hopefully, hopefully it doesn't kill the program because you guys are taking steps. You're taking incremental steps. You're getting one game better every year. Yeah. Next year you're going to make a bowl game. Year after that, you're going to be above 500.

Yeah, yep. A year after that, you'll be hey you might go to the Big Ten championship game yeah going on and a time yeah seven years from now you guys are to win a national championship I think it starts with these boys visiting this weekend

and Lincoln it's this weekend it's this week yeah so either it's weekend or week you know they need me to I will let Coach Rule know if you need my services they are available the jet yeah I am ready yeah I'll do what

they should do that yeah if they want Nebraska to get where they want to go they need to call Wilcompton fill up the G6 and send his ass over to Lincoln I'll come two. No. Just to hang out. Why not?

No, no. Because that's a solo mission. That's, they want to fly in the closer. Yeah, I just want to be on the plane and hang out. I won't say nothing. Yeah, I got you. I'll hang out of Prince. No, you're too much of a liability with the Michigan, with the Michigan factor going on.

Well, no. Why would I be a liability? You're liability. I got to get a sign somehow. But if you're the, like, if I don't view Nebraska as a threat, then I'm not a liability. That's okay. Again.

No, I'm not coming at you. I'm just saying I could be, I could help. No, I know. And I'm saying that your help would not be needed. So I can't go on the planet. I can't go on the plane. I can't twiddle my ring now. You gotta be uncomfortable. To round out my bad is Roo taking a picture of Santa.

It's not, you know, couldn't get her going. But you have, like, arguably the most adorable photo on the internet of all time right before she's about to cry. When where she's like, bro, bro, I picked her up because she was, listen, we had a visit to the South Pole. it was not necessarily working out the way we were wanting it to. And I was like, hey, sweetheart. Like, you know, give him a shot. Give Black Santa a shot. I know we told you about who Santa is.

And so I'm holding her. I pick her up because she's beside herself. And I pick her up. I'm shaking her. I'm like, Rudy and Dad, Dad. It kind of like gets her like in the zone. And I go, hey, I'm going to sit you on Santa's lap. Remember, that's Santa Claus.

We want to take a picture of Santa. Yeah. I said, I'm going to sit you on Santa's lap. We're going to take one picture. A lot of it, a lot of it, too, you guys will learn, like, set the expectation. We're going to take one photo. and Daddy's going to come pick you back up. So we're going to take one photo, okay?

Okay. And then you sit her down and bless her little heart. She was trying to hold and keep it together. I was like, one photo. Okay, here we go. Take the photo. Take the photo. And she just slowly is just breaks.

And we heard of and grab her. I'm like, you did great. You did great. You did great. But yeah. Where'd you find that Santa? You know, Wednesday at the mall. I think it's the Wednesday Santa.

You know what I mean? It's just the- I saw that photo. I go, this is the. best Santa ever. Yeah, it was awesome. Yes, it was awesome. I walked around the corner and I was like, hell yeah. Dude, we got, that is one thing. I don't wait to post this. That is one thing we need to talk about. There's too many Santa's around. Like my, my oldest is getting a little, like, that's getting a little bit the same as the other Santa. I know. I was thinking about that over the

weekend. Yes. I agree with you. Because we did Santa photos on Friday, right before we did the meeting. And I literally had a rush from that. I was on time. And then right after that, literally, the next day, we go to, like, illumination at the zoo. And we go through this barn and Who's sitting there? A different Santa. What is it called? Zoo lumination. Zoolumination.

Excuse me. Which is awesome, by the way. Like, have you taken, have you taken kids? No, but that when I was asked, there's a light. It is, it is cool. It is so sick. You get some hot cocoa. You walk around.

You look at the lights. It's pretty cool. But we go in the barn. There's another Santa there, dude. And then we go to this wags and walks charity thing yesterday where they're dishing out puppies, like they're hot cakes. And there's a Santa sitting there. Santa did me with the boys.

As they're going like, oh, it's it. That's like, Dad. Santa gets it. I gave me the, one thing, pull the, pull the, the beard down.

Hey, hey, hey, Santa. This is my daughter, this is Santa this is Santa

guys, hey, you know, and he was there. Give him some merchandise for Christmas. Yeah, and he,

uh, he looked way different than the other Santa, and then literally the third Santa when goes, these, he looks different than the other Santa's. I go,

yeah, Santa fluctuates. He's moving around a lot. So he's got a lot of stuff to do. He's got to burn some calories before he goes on the big hunt on December 25th. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, did like a breakfast with Santa thing on Saturday. And you were young enough. Like right now she's just scared of Santa. But I was thinking like as they get older, like you got to start to figure out, hey, we're going to see real Santa once. You got to identify who that guy is.

And then the rest, maybe you just kind of say like, you know, Santa goes around. They have other Santas that take pictures. This isn't the real Santa. We'll see the real Santa on, you know, if you do something at your house or whatever the big moment is, you're like, this is Santa for real. Yeah. He's got work.

Because I was trying to think like, man, that is a little. confusing. Especially your Santa. That shit would... Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's weird.

You know, that's not a real Santa. Do you all remember how y'all found out Santa was fake? I don't. So... Spoiler alert. Santa is not real if they're kids listening. So maybe we cut that. This isn't the right program if you're seven watching this right now.

I will say I was one of those kids who fought who swung the sword and died on the hill of Santa being real until probably fifth grade. Here's why. which I know is funny. I don't think fifth grade is that long. I think fifth grade you're like, you keep it quiet. You're like, you could see it being fake. You could see it being real, but you're not ever going to tell your friends like,

I don't know what Sam is coming. Yeah. Because I feel like I really came to terms in like my first year of middle school, sixth grade. Six grade. Yeah, I mean, I was like 11. I remember like coming around to like, okay, maybe I'm on to him. Because here's what my parents did in the beginning.

My mom woke me up in the middle of the night. She's like, hey, you want to see, you want to see something? And I was like, yeah, she's like, see it outside. And so we like creeped over to the door and she cracked the door. And so I just saw through the door my grandpa dressed up as Santa. Obviously my grandpa, I'm thinking he's sleeping in another room thinking he's missing out. But my grandpa was dressed up as Santa, but Santa's putting out presents under the tree. And I was, I was young.

So it was like one of those moments. I vividly remember. So even when I started to question, even third grade, fourth grade, when kids were trying to tell me this, I would do this thing where I said, I swear on everything, no crosses count that Santa is real. and you cannot tell me otherwise because I saw him. I'm like, you guys might be right. Like maybe parents do something, but I swear to God I saw him with my own eyes.

And you can't tell me I didn't, it didn't happen. So that's why I fought until the very end. I fought until the very end until I think one of my parents just might have alluded like, because even again, we'd go to Midnight Mass and you'd come back and presents would be sitting there. And we had this pit bull mix that was kind of like an adopted dog. So it was like vicious towards everybody. else. So I'm just thinking, how in the fuck is somebody able to come in this house with this dog

here? Sure enough, it was like Scott, like a really good friend of ours that knew how to work with Buck. His name was Buck. And he got past him. But even then, I'd come back from Midnight Mass and be like, man, like, this dude is elusive. Like, there really is a saying out there. I don't know how to explain it, but there's something out there. So it was, I thought it was a very good, my parents crushed it. This dude is elusive. Yeah. My parents crushed it. All to say, my parents Yeah, man. That's fucking... I wish I remembered a time like that. I remember, like,

trying to play it cool and not really knowing, but... It's tough, because people... People would be yelling about it. Yeah. Getting mad about it in the cafeteria. Yeah. No, you don't fucking... And the people are just back and forth. I will say we were on the way to zoo elimination. You just got to believe you're not believing.

What you're laughing about? You say you're in, like, sixth grade? Yeah. I may be misremembering this, but when was the first time you beat off? Seventh. It was around middle school. I was just thinking you still believed in Santa at the same time you were being your meat. It's crazy.

Bro, did I ever? I've obviously told a story about me first time jerking off. Did I tell you about how I figured out how to jerk off? Have I ever told that story? Probably. I mean, you started like touching. They don't need it. Start like touching and rubbing it.

No, I was almost a victim. Santa actually. Legit. Yeah, it was Christmas. No, that's a whole different deal. but we're going for a zoo illumination or whatever it is, and we're driving, we're talking about Santa. And Wynn starts talking about one of her classmates

that thinks Santa's not real. And she's six years old, five years old. They're in kindergarten. And I'm thinking, I got to call their fucking parents. I got to, for real. Like, you can't be doing that this early. Yeah. Because once it's a one piece of doubt,

it's only a matter of time before they find out that Santa's not real. Yeah. And that's going to... You know what you're going to do. You got to lift your game. You got to take that as a personal. challenge.

Do you need me to call again? Yeah. No, God, no. You are not. When? Are you still pissing the bed? After next week? I'm not talking to you until after Christmas.

We literally, we put, we do like the big boots and we walk the boots where they have like, it's like powder, but footprints to and from the chimney. When my kids go to sleep, I watch their nanocam until I can see like they're kind of dozing off. And I walk through, take big stops. I take jingle bells and I like walk around the house. And you can see them pop. up like they know. We put shit out. We do a whole bunch of stuff right now. I think you're still good then, but yeah, give a little call to the old man of that other child. Here's what I can do for you.

You know, that whole Santa outfit I have? Remember we did with the Titans a long time ago? You were pumping me up. I have that sin outfit, I think to get Rue over her fears because this can last a long time. Let me come over in like March and then again in May and just check in with Rue. That way there's a familiarity in there. And then December hits and she's like, yeah, we're boys. I mean, we're doing another Santa thing with y'all this month. What are we doing? I didn't Santa coming to visit at one of our, like our Christmas deal? I hope not.

Are you for real? I think so. I thought Taylor was talking about it. I swear to God my kids have got like seven like professional photographs done with Santa. Yeah. You're alone. That's not seven. That's why it's going to be suspicious.

But it's legit three. These kids are never going to go to a grocery store in their lives. Jokes on you. We're at a grocery store on Saturday. Full food. in Green Hills. How good... How good...

How about that. Hey, I'm with that idea. We found her way. Yeah. I'm with that idea. You keep kind of hitting them with the Santa stuff because the Santa was going around

even though she was scared to the one on Saturday. She's seeing the other little kids engaged. I'm like, see, Santa happy. He makes people happy. Yeah. He's a good guy. You see all the high fives.

You're giving everybody high fives. It's good. It's given the words. Santa happy. Yeah. Santa happy. Yeah. Yeah.

You cry, Daddy, sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I was at a grocery store this weekend Fuck yeah, boys Don't try to take it away from me just yet You're at the hot bar? I'm about to lose it all

I'm telling you, you know what? I'm gonna go broke And then I'll fuck, I'll show you guys I'll be at the grocery store every week I might be working there Who knows, dude? Who knows? Go, let's do the direct TV

Our direct take Let's throw up so we can get into this shit To get you beat, I only have one And I do have a overly direct take Do you have one? I can think of one. All right, boys, we're moving in. Overly Direct Take presented by DirecTV.

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Start watching football. Call 1-800 DirecTV. My overly direct take, the Broncos win the AFC West this year. That's the take we didn't need for it to happen. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, because they're, they're creeping, but the Chiefs are bleeding a little bit. It takes the two Chiefs to come on the show today. That's all right. They know where I stand. That's why, you know, it would be fun to have them on.

It had to do his thing. If I had to do his thing and hit the unfollow button on me a long time ago. My overly direct take is the Houston Texans should sit out and C.J. Stroud the rest of the year. You know you've got a stud. Why? Lose games, get a better draft pick. You guys will be much better off as a franchise. I'm all in for the tanks now. I'm all in for the tanks now, dude. They got a shot to go to the playoffs, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're starting to, they're in the hunt. They're in the hunt. They're third in the AFC South right now. There can be three AFC South teams go to the playoffs. Which was a take by somebody on this podcast. Dags are not that good.

They're up and down. They're up and down. The DEC that's kind of falling apart. Trevor Lawrence, bad ankle. What's that? you just said like two or three weeks ago the jacks are legit they're good they're a good ball calls it has happened or I'm like oh maybe not Taylor's NFL takes are being crazy

they're not like my takes John Payton not that good a coach I thought I was right about that too starting quarterback in the NFL better than Kirk cousins yeah still starting I don't see Kirk starting hey what a wild win by the way three nothing over the Raiders crazy Max Kraus went off yeah we have two and a half two and a half, 10 total tackles.

Bro. Justin Jaffer. That's good because I feel like the the DeVants of the Year was getting away from him a little bit. Do what? The defense, like being in the hunt for defensive player of the year was kind of getting away from him.

Oh, yeah. A couple weeks where there wasn't that statistically great and then a couple other guys were having some good, good games. How's that for it? By the way, shit to get you beat, lining up off sides.

Bro. Look, at the end of the day, you can't line up off sides. You can't line up all sides. You can't put it into the rest's hand. I agree with Tony fucking sucks. Whoa. Come on. Does that you want me to give?

He's got a family. Jesus Christ. He has single-handedly lost the Chiefs two games this year. This is a for the boys podcast. Say it differently. Tony. Mean it, but say it differently. Yeah, say another source said it.

Yeah. Don't say you said it. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that from a reliable source. No, my source. But he has single-handedly lost the Chiefs two games this year. The ball that went right through his hands against the lines and was a pick six. First game of the year.

And this one. Like he... Game never comes down to one play. Yeah, come on, man. It's never one play, never one player. Here we go. Mitch, you know that. I do know that.

You played ball. That literally, that play, like last night, was the reason we lost the game. Because he scored. He literally scored a touch. down on that play but his toe was on the line which it shouldn't be and i agree it like he was lined up and i don't know how you are that close to the line and you can't look down and see that you're fucking over the ball and he doesn't like have the wherewith all to be like i got to back up a little bit like yeah that is on him completely you don't think it you don't think the ref shouldn't have called

it i mean there are the the point where uh the ref was saying like it was so blatant that that we can't. I don't agree with that. But like there is some part of like being a rider's where you have to look in at the ball and see where you're standing at. Yes, you check and they'll tell you like back up a little bit, whatever. If you're, if it's that blatant

and you're that close to the ball, like literally like a split end, you need to realize I need to back up. I agree with you. Like to me it's, you what? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you see a lot of that guys. You got to be set for a full second. or a full count.

Because that's what we were talking about before the show is if this is a two minute drive and the clock is running, this play should have been let go. Where you just kind of let them do their thing, but the clock wasn't running. Is that play?

I just want to see the pre-snap. I agree. I agree. Because people are like, oh, you can't call then. It's like, I mean, they threw the flag. It's not like they knew the touchdown

was going to happen. The flag's already out there, you know, before the play unfolds. So the fact that it's like, oh, we're trying to, yeah, bro, that was incredible. That's another reason why I'm pissed because that play was so sick. It was awesome. That he just ruined it. So sick.

He just rips it, dude. That would go down like in history. Yeah, he can't even see it. So wild. I mean, he is so in the neutral zone. Like he's literally almost And he's looking at the phone. If he was lined up with Vaughn,

he'd be touching toes. Yeah. Travis probably just told him right before the play, like, hey, I'm about to kiss it. I'm going to throw it to you. He's ready. He's like, Oh, you know, Travis, he'll just,

he'll just gaming up out there. Be ready. That's crazy. So was Andy Reed. I get it definitely a very high emotional moment. So, you know, you're definitely yelling at the reps. I know and just being like,

I was the worst call of all time. That's just emotional. He wanted to win that game bad. I didn't feel any time. have a way about that though like they were disrespecting Josh or Pat was disrespecting Josh? Yeah, no, it wasn't like that. I feel like Kay was trying to say that on the show this morning.

Saying that. How do you feel about this? Yeah. You know me, bro. You know me. I wiggle around everything. You ain't going to get me. Yeah.

That's a shitty play. And it's not the first play, a neutral zone situation that the chiefs have gotten fucked for. Patriots a few years ago, a SACC championship. B. Ford, right? that's crazy because we were talking about it's like the end of end of the Patriots that's it and then do it again and the Patriots win and you want to talk about tiki-tack call the holding call

at the end of the game in the Super Bowl this past year that was a while I'll be like the first chiefs fan to tell you that yes it was tiki tack yeah come on come on come on come on come on but like it's not correct so if you say but that's not like technically if you're off sides what do you say come on oh come easy like technically did he grab was it a subtle hold sure technically is he lined up in the neutral zone yes no and that's what i said like he is off sides the flag in the super bowl was tickey tacky you have to call it but it's like i'm more pissed at tony and the rest i'm more pissed at tony than i'm more pissed at tony than i am i don't call that you let the boys figure it out yeah let the boys figure it out yeah there's a penalty on literally every play

that's where you go hey boys will be boys let him go but that's when you can't sit there and put on the refs and yell down the line of scrimmage hey back up back up it's like they don't do that with defensive lineman. Offensive guys already have every part of the game is centered around the offense winning and scoring. So it's like they don't do all that stuff for the defensive guys. Hey, back up, you're in the neutral zone. You know what I mean? It's like you just got to check. Got to check. I know. Do you want to maybe read like adjust that statement before we go on to the Tony sucks. Tony is he has all the talent in the world, but for some reason he cannot put it together, he's just not about it.

That's how he's sad for the boys right there. You see his routes that he runs. For a second, I thought, oh, Mitch is drunk again. All he needs is the clip of him being like, Tony sucks and all of us. Oh, whoa. That's all we need it. His routes are crispy, but he can't catch the ball. What's crazy is he caught the ball to put it in the end zone that last,

that play that you're talking about. He sucks. Todd, it's just fine. Let's move on to the twisted question. Yeah, yeah. You got some good for us, Mitch? Oh, so you've fully decided you're no longer doing this one. No, they, he, this person reached out to me and was like, I'm tired of seeing you getting destroyed.

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from our main cast. Oh yeah. Hopefully that the Titans do what they're supposed to do. Right. There will be a twisted tea appearance. Yeah. Also,

should that gets you beat, you see the CEO or founder of Arizona iced tea? Yeah. Saying that Twisted Tea sucks and so I'm going to go ahead and make a better one. He's going to go bankrupt in three years. What's your question? Good luck.

This comes from Tom underscore shoot 13 on Twitter. He says, knowing you aren't going to make the NFL, would you rather be a big star on a smaller, small, Jesus, let me restart. All right. Knowing you aren't making the NFL, would you rather be a big star in a smaller college, like a non-power five school, or an average player at a big college like Bama, Georgia, Michigan, Nebraska, like a small, like a small, like a, like a, a, an average player there knowing you aren't going to make the NFL.

Two things before we answer that question. Here we go. Mitch is really turning into Blas. He really is. He's starting to gain this characteristics. Second thing, he said big school, like Georgia, Alabama, Michigan, Nebraska. What did he not say?

I'm not going to say Ohio State because then I'm just meat riding. But Ohio State is a big school. It's a big school. You can thrust on top of that if you want to. It's a top 10 school that you claim to be a fan of. Just answer the question. Lost never got that mad, though. Big Star average.

Do we get to pick the team? I'll be an average player on Alabama. Same. Average player all day, because you know how many women's trickle-down economics that comes from that? You watch moving down economics. Not even close.

I don't know if that's a good one. Bama, Tennessee, Georgia, any SEC program. And dude, you're going to have a good time at the end of the day. And not a lot of pressure. If you're that dog at a non-power five school, you lose. There's like 2,300 kids who have a horrible week because of you. Yeah. Probably more.

Yeah. I mean, I'm just averaging. All the upside, no downside. Yeah. Average guy, you might get that one shot where you make a play. And then, like, you're cemented as a legend there. Just because you were some classic average white guy who made a catch. Hold up the ring.

It's like doing a project. I know like three of these average white guys, which in reality, they're not average athletes. They're just white. They're average to the what's going on at Alabama. But these guys, I have a dude who has two rings and he played three snaps. Preston Dial and who else? I don't want to like throw names out there. I don't know my average white guys.

I did want to throw a little jab at Preston right there. I mean, if you played three plays and it has two rings, I don't think you're throwing them out there. It just that is what it is. Yeah, look, I'm being the average white guy. That's all I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% be the average white guy. They'd say his name, Jack. It's our boy, Mac.

Okay, Mac, shout out to you. You got two more rings than me. Might have more. Two rings and still have your knees, brother. Good job. Two more rings and two more knees. Yeah. You're good.

Would anybody else take to small school? I feel like that to be like a JP realm right there. I think there's something you could dial. Mitch has it answered yet. I'm not going to say that. Bro, we've seen the film. Solid. Yeah, I mean, it was.

It was nice being a good player at a small school. Like, I wouldn't change it for the world. I don't know if I would want to go to, like, a bigger school and be that average and not play. No, you didn't say that. You said average. Average. Average. You're playing games.

You're in the fight with the boys. Do you, would you rather have your experience or be at a D1 school your senior year and not see the field at all? I'd rather have my experience 10 out of 10 times. All this life, man. That's the D3 football. life. Yeah. What else do we have?

I got something. It's a question for JP. We were in Chicago a couple weeks ago, and you said you had a take about Christmas music. Oh, yeah. And I like to bring that back up. My take with Christmas music. This year, it's two small things.

One of them, Thanksgiving felt like a little earlier this year in November. And then people, I think Christmas music should be for December. not no time in November at all. Second, I think artists from all genres are lazy when it comes to their Christmas, when it comes to the Christmas time. We've been listening to the same Christmas songs for my entire life. It seems like my parents were listening to the same songs that I'm listening to. We can't get an artist to come in here and lay down an original.

Something new, something, something, something. something different than all the old stuff. I think artists are lazy when it comes to their Christmas music. And that's my take. When's the last time an original Christmas song came out? That was a hit.

I'll tell you what, they do a good job. They do a good job of their Christmas album. Shout out. Is it the podcast that does it, New Heights, or is it the Philly? The Eagles? Milata, Johnson, and Jason, Jason Kelsey.

They call it like a Philly Christmas. I mean, it's a banger. I always love seeing the content that they have by it. Yeah, it's really good. It was a great idea. Yeah, yeah. Who's that, who's that, you said, Milata?

Do you know what to Milata? Dude, his voice is insane. Who's the, uh, the D-Tackle from Georgia? Do you hear him? Yeah. Bro, he sounds incredible too. Yeah, I mean, so your take is essentially we need more original Christmas music. Yeah, we need updated Christmas music.

You don't like the old stuff. It's being overplayed. That's more of a take is, I don't, the old stuff is washed. Yeah, like, then the take goes to he doesn't like Christmas music. Right. Which that's how it always turns. It's just like my pumpkin spice thing. The old school Christmas music is washed.

J.P. Hovey. Sure. Washed. If that's what we need to get the ball rolling for new music, I'll, yeah, I could stay on that. You just want to see more. You want to see some innovation in the Christmas space. I don't disagree with you. I think there's some voices out there.

There's a lot of good voices out there. A lot of good opportunity for Zach Bryan. A lot of good opportunity. For Stapleton? I mean, That is some more like the Western country vibe, but who else? Who else would be, who else would you think would do really good? Get Gunna on there, just ripping a Christmas album.

Yeah, Del. Yeah, Del would be good. Get Mike on there. Who's that, uh, that. Sam Smith, but doesn't Sam Smith have some Christmas music? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's mostly covers.

Mostly covers? Okay. He's got the voice. Yeah, of an angel. Of an angel. Yeah, someone needs to do that. Hit some new Christmas music. I really can't stay.

Baby it's cold outside Whoa, bro. That's my favorite. I know about that song now. Yeah, I know about it. It's still my favorite. What are the top three Christmas songs to y'all?

Your talk? Yeah, we can hit it. We'd have to take a few minutes. We'd have to take a few minutes. We'd have to take a few minutes. Do you guys want to do a Christmas movie or Christmas songs? I don't even know if we want to do this right now. Yeah, we could do it next week and prepare more.

Yeah. I won't be on the pond next week. Next week. Oh, and next week is Yeah, next week is Our Christmas podcast Because the one after that's best of Yeah

So we knew what we were not to get the lights on the bus Maybe we do the tier talk the list We could do white elephant Oh yeah That'd be fun So Taylor Something to think about something to think about We could zoom you in Taylor

For at least 20 minutes Yeah I think I'll be in the middle of that thing I have to do Right around this time Oh yeah Let's go to war, boys. Play some T. Grizzly before you go in. I'm going to put that baby.

It's cold outside. It will get me hyped up. That's a bummer. I'm going to miss you, boys. Because we do. It's only next week, and then everybody's gone. But we could do the white elephant stuff on Tuesday when he's here. Yeah.

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It is absolutely addictive chemical, but it's the best. Also neuroprotective per Andrew Huberman. Yep. I DM to Andrew Huberman this weekend. Did he, Dian Beck? No. How about the, how about the Rock? No.

And neither did Joe Rogan. So I actually had a big weekend of getting silenced. Shooting and missing. Shooting and missing. What was the Rogan one? I said, hey, you're going to be in Vegas this next weekend. He was trying to want to pod without you with Rogan. He said, hey, I'm available.

Did you imagine? Did you imagine? By the way, the rock, what a massive. That was so big. Massive for the boys. Oh, there comes a hand. Like you in that hand. He's got to come on the show in 24.

Yeah. Got to. I feel like it's very much. Like we're getting there. What's our next step? Do we reach out to his people now? No, I know one of his people. And they got me, they texted me over the weekend and was like, hey, I can get this in front of, I will try my best to get this in front of his face before the holidays.

But we have to send over, like, you know, all the formal stuff that those people like you to send. over. Yeah, at the end of day, we will go, we will go wherever the rock is. We would love to work out in the Iron Paradise. We'd love to do it there. But we will, we will go, we will bend the earth to sit down an interview. Do you understand what he just said? We're going to bend the earth to get that done. Because this could be just so much more than a podcast. You're right. Iron Paradise. Wake up. Let's spend a day with the Rock and do what he does. The Rama Boys. Yes. Get up in the morning. Get after it. You say, do what, Mitch? No, yeah. Diet of fucking. meals. This is you're this is we got the case of the fuckets. Yeah. Massive. All the all the all the French

toast. Yeah. Cookies. Cookies. Yeah. What remedy is that? What's he cut what's what's, who makes that for him. Is that him? Tren makes. Just got to ask him. We got to ask him. But also if he came to Nashville and actually sat on this bus. That would be. Clearly iconic. I'm just thinking that we will probably have to go to him and make it work. Right. Which is all good. Trust fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do whatever it take. I think it'd be fun and a fun experience, a more fun experience for us to go see him and do some the things he does and make a day out of it. Maybe, maybe both. Yeah, I mean, we just got to be...

Rock, you come to the bus, we'll go to the bus and we'll, you know, we'll go... We'll get the PJ. You help us? We'll get you back home, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's big time. Big time. So, yeah, tell him, yes, JP. We're in to hang out with the Rock, if you guys are wondering. One of the most iconic wrestlers of all time. I'm just saying, I know I've went on a lot of those spills for you guys.

But go keep going again. It's great. I would literally was laying... I was going to bed the other night, and I, it has the lights are off, TV's off, I sit there and I go, hey, Tay, I wish,

uh, I wish so bad I was into wrestling as a kid. I was him, these dudes that watch wrestling, you and I think Gillis too. Yeah. Like, you guys just sit there and talk about those,

I remember this happened, remember when that happened? I went out SummerSlam last year, and Derek's giving me like the play by play of who's who and what storylines what. I'm like, bro. Oh, who's the whole world I missed out on.

Yeah, it's insane. Like, we would buy the paper, views, man. Smalltown Missouri. It's wrestling. Wrestling. It's football. It's NASCAR. Walmart's. Walmart. That's what we do, dude. Yeah, bro. Wrestling truly was the best. In playing WWW, Raw, like, smack down all those games. Hell and the cell. We'd love to have you. Should we talk about should we talk about the shittiest moment? Yeah. Go ahead. Shittiest moments. Yeah.

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We had to get a scooper and figure out how do we want to get this out. We scooped it out. Put it into the toilet. It's gross. Fortunately for me, I was seeing a lot of comments. Everybody was surprised they were one, that it took root this long.

Then I was thinking about, I mean, I was like, yeah, I guess if they're like infant, they could just spew out shit at any moment. Yeah, yeah, watery shit at any moment.

Bring the tub, clean the tub, refill the tub, new bath. The fortune when those, these were hard, they were healthy shits. And it was more just like,

you know, get him out of the tub. It was a, you know. Charles, you're going to have to do this. Yeah, my shittiest moment. My shittiest moment is finding out that it took this long for Rue to shit in the tub. It makes me reevaluate my kids. I wonder what's wrong with them. So I was like, man, you guys not as developed?

What's going on? You got to figure it out. So that was a tough moment for me as well, watching you go through that. Yeah, yeah. It was, it was interesting. Like, well, uh, Roo's shit in the tub. I was like, fuck. Oh, you weren't up there?

No, it's Charles Knight for Bath. Nice. Yeah, smart. Smart. I was not for bathtub. What? No, it's just funny. The way you put it out on Twitter,

it felt like you were in the trenches. I mean, I was. You got to go up there. You got to see the shit in the water. Anytime you got to walk upstairs. You got to kind of. Those quote graphics I do of you with your tweet, that would have been a perfect one.

You not in the bathroom at all. Downstairs on the couch. Oh, yeah, I'll get, what I'll do, I'll get tried to take a photo of me on the couch. You can redo it. Or not redo it, but you can throw it out there. if we clip this like that. But yeah, for everybody wondering, yeah, I was not,

it's not like I saw the shit come out of her ass. That would have been a very much more traumatizing moment because I'm not a, yeah. My youngest does this thing right now where at night, when I go to take her to the bathroom, she goes pee and then she waits until the whole entire routine is done. And it's literally time to go to bed. And then it's, I got to poop.

and then I got to go put her on the toilet after doing the whole routine, pajamas back down, everything. And then I sit on the toilet and she's like, sit with me. I'm like, no, I've done that too many times. I'm not going to do that, honey. It's time for bed. You have to go poop and we have to go right to bed. And I go sit on the couch in her room and wait.

And then she goes and gets the stool, pants around her ankles, and waddles it over. And she goes, come, Daddy. And I'm like, all right, this will make it go faster. Then I got to sit there and she kind of leans on me and I tickle her back. And you get here it coming out. And that's not fun for me. It's a little. You know.

Yeah, it's tough. I love you. It is a nice moment. Not the smell. But yes. Kids and shit, dude. It's just a weird deal. It's just a weird deal.

My guys are in a phase right now. I'm just loving shit right now, too. Like, loving talking about peeing and pooping. They think it's the funniest thing in the world. I don't think I know what I'd do if they, like, diary it in the water. It's a mess. It's a mess. They want to joke about it.

Oh, I pooped on daddy's head. And they're in the back laughing. Y'all want to see some poop. Yeah. Yeah, the wind got in big trouble. Got in big trouble. Mommy's putting the hammer down on poop right now. No more potty talk.

You got some chips taken away from her yesterday. Okay. The world was ending. Just like the show. He's your punishment. It's a Cleveland steamer right on the chest. Yeah. We got anything else, boys?

That was all the ads and all the segments. Good. Fun time. One time. Just the boys being boys. Hanging out, living the dream. Anything. Yeah, anybody got anything else?

If you want to... Oh, Survivor. It's kind of hard to talk about because you guys, we haven't watched... We're recording on Monday. The Monday episode is obviously not out yet, so... Is the finale? I want to give any spoilers.

We can't see here and talk about. No, so the finale is Wednesday. So as you're listening, tomorrow night, the finale is Wednesday at 7 p.m. And then we're going to be live streaming the reunion of it all, where everybody will know who the winner is. because they're breaking it all the way down. Then there's a final three that goes into essentially the live stream.

So nobody knows who won. Nobody knows any of that stuff. But all of that is, you haven't seen it, binge it. Finale comes out Wednesday. Stream right after that. Live stream reunion led by Kelly Keoges. I think it will be very interesting. Yeah, in the live stream.

We'll find out in real time who wins. Are all the participants going to be in the same place? Yeah, all 14. So you guys, you got a flash of it. The finalist, like recapping all of it. You got to fly somewhere on whatever the reunion is. Yeah, I'll be, yeah, that's why I'm leaving on Wednesday. Yeah, it's in Chicago.

Gotcha. Who are you most excited to see either butthead? Who are you personally most excited to see? And who are you excited for them to see each other now that they've seen like the final cut of everything? I think this one's been out there. So I think Kirk and Che, because there's some things that you now learn that Che did in the show, that I think will be good. I think

like Jerry and Dave Jerry and Dave and also I think there'll be some some New York Chicago vibes some New York versus Chicago the leaders being KFC Big Cat I think there

could be some New York Chicago vibes out there that's what I'm interested in What about Nate and Jeff D. Lowe? Potentially. Nate has Brother argument. It's like I Yeah Nate's more of like, it's more of like all of his stuff is more of in the, for the love of the game

versus actual stuff, in my opinion, what I think. Oh, and also, I also think, uh, Big Cat and Dave as well. Because Dave's the one who got Big Cat, Big Cat, now came back around, took a lot of the the win and credit for Jerry getting Dave out, which I think plays into a big, a big schematic, a big web of stuff that hopefully gets brought up on. on Wednesday night. Oh, that'll be fun to watch. Be good time. Oh, yeah.

I mean, Rico's very much, yeah. I mean, Rico can't not be in the content. So he's there. The old junkyard dog will be alive and well, leading all the way up to the stream. And then Kirk now seeing him and Kirk, you know, know with all the chase stuff and everything else, I think it will get interesting, for sure, for sure.

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