Bussin' With The Boys - Will Compton, Taylor Lewan, and Delanie Walker Created Greatest Gambling Show Ever: The Locker Room

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

Welcome to The Locker Room, our brand new sports betting show. We'll be breaking down NFL and college football games and sharing our best (and ballsiest) picks for both college and professional football. In today's episode, we cover Chicago Bears rookie quarterback Caleb Williams' debut and ask the question: Is Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes washed? Later, we dive into Colorado Hate Week for the Nebraska Cornhuskers and preview the Michigan Wolverines top matchup with the Texas Longhorns. The boys take you through tons of games, place bets on marquee matchups, and take you inside the locker room like never before. Lock in the with the boys on the debut episode of The Locker Room.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is the very first episode of the locker room. We hope you guys enjoy it. We put up a masterful set that you guys will see here in a second. Big hugs, tiny kisses. Let's have a day. afternoon, ladies gentlemen, and welcome to the first ever episode of the lock room. Let's get a round of applause. We get in the back there.

A lot of work in the back. A lot of things had to happen. We have a new studio that was built out. Talking about 40 Gs for that bad boy. Then we get interior designs. We spend some money on this. Interior designers come in. They start looking around.

This is what Will wants. This is what Taylor wants. Let's give that thing a baby. They give us another thing. They say, hey, listen. Here's a quote. There's a quote, that one. A lot more money than we were expecting.

So what did Will and I do? What do we do? We started scrounging up some scraps that we've accumulated over the years of bustling with the boys. We go to some antique shops. We go get some sports stuff. And what we do, we created this incredible set you see behind you. I know you're thinking there's no way these two airheads were able to put together something like this. But the haters are sick yet again.

And to give some massive flowers because the haters would be right. These two airheads, it wasn't just us too. The squad, this unit we got back here behind the cameras. There's two, three, four, five, six, seven behind the cameras. Building these lockers, like this was a full busing with the boys. The lockers. This is a full busing with the boys effort. But we made it happen.

We made it happen. And it looks, hey, it looks, it looks awesome. Looks great. What do you think? I think it looks phenomenal. I came in here first time to shoot, bear back. Yeah. Yeah.

It looks like it's a lot of... We got to get your corner right a little bit. We need some Delaney Walker merchandise and memorabilia hanging up. We definitely going to get that done. We got the boy Mitch. Shout out, Sasquahana, D3 and the boys. We got Mitch's jersey hanging up back there in the third locker. He had a great number, though.

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I'm gonna do a waterfall because, you know, we'll mouth in the lot of shit. You got the germs. Your boy drank a lot of fireball back in his day. Yeah, dude. College is definitely. Game starter. College was a little zesty. Yeah, you know.

College gets brought up, I think, back to all those mistakes I made. Yeah, definitely. College was really the time when the fireball. was just flowing the absolute most. It's about time it makes a comeback for people in their 30s. Oh, yeah, I definitely had a lot of bar fights. You hit a bar fight?

Oh, yeah. Who the fuck's fighting you at South Institute, Tech of Technology? In Missouri, it's him fighting other people. No, in Missouri, cats like Will running around because they was wrestlers and stuff. No, you ain't. Say, boy, what you doing out of here, boy?

You ain't messing with a wrestler. I can take you that right now. Who ain't? Who? Is there an owl in here? Bro. How are you going to say I ain't messing with a wrestler? You ain't mess with no wrestlers.

You see cauliflower ear? I know. I kind of don't want it. When I see those ears. I go punch his homie. I go punch his homie. I go punch his homie. You like go to swing home.

You just knock somebody out like Stephen. I just keep mentioning a Stephen's name. Yeah. Gustavin would take that small boy down. No question about it. But yeah, you see it do with the wrestling, with the ears. With the arms. You got to, you got to diffuse that situation as fast as possible.

You walk away. You got to get out of there. Yeah, especially. You're a psychopaths. We had a kid at Michigan who was a wrestler. And this was like a couple years before I got there. but he got in a fight with a hockey player, apparently broke his neck,

slammed them on the ground, broke his neck, ended the career. Yeah. Hopefully our gambling careers don't get that after week one. Should we start getting bricked up for some football? Yeah, dude,

it's a week one of the NFL season and a primetime game on Thursday night football. Baltimore Ravens. Yeah. What's up? Go ahead. I'm just, I'm nervous about this game.

I don't know where to go with it, but I think I found what I'm going to go with. Yeah. And I'll save it for as we get into it. Yeah, yeah. I'm fired up about Lamar and Mahomes going at it this year. No doubt. Thursday night, Baltimore at the Chiefs.

Chiefs are favored by three. The total points in that game is 46 and a half points. Now, last year, Kansas City played against Detroit. Everybody and their mother picked Kansas City to win that game. Detroit obviously wins. It ends up going to the NFC championship. Except for one person. There was somebody that picked the line.

That little boy right there actually did, huh? Money line. But when you picked against the Chiefs, it's kind of like, all right, here we go again with Will Compton. Like, it's just, there's not a whole lot of foundation for you to stand on. For sure. day, though, you were victorious while the rest of the world sat and cried. And I was sitting there like, I am going to be right this year. The kingdom's going to fall. What about this year?

This year, I think they make the playoffs. I don't think they win a division. Who wins a division? I already know who you're going to say. You know, I want to say Raiders. I'm trying to take a new approach this year and just not just sit here and Homer for every team I played for. But I'm going to say an underdog pick the Broncos. I think that's a. That is a very very. That is a very big. That is a Very terrible. That is fucking awful. Hey, we'll see you. Hey, you know what I mean?

It's week one. You have Boone Knicks. Sean Nade. Certainee just got a bag. What do you get like 90-something million dollars? You know what happens? You get the bag. A lot of guys let off that gas.

He's just saying a lot of guys let off the gas. Young aggressive defense last year. I like the Broncos. I like that pick. To win the vision. Okay, okay. I don't like that pick. Yeah, okay.

I love that pick. Oh, he's doubled down. I'm fucking with you. I'm terrified about that pick. That is terrible. Okay, let's talk about Baltimore versus Kansas City, though. I'm going to go, here's my pick for this game. I like Kansas City to win.

But I'm going to go with the under. Under 46.5. I just feel like there's going to be bad. I feel like there's going to be some bad ball. Detroit last year won 21 to 20. Obviously, that's just thinking about last year. But I think it's going to be under. I feel like a lot of the unders hit early in the year, too.

Like last year was a big year for the under. So I'm going to go to stay away from the game. I do think Kansas City wins. I'm going under, under 46 and a half. Under 46? The mule will talk to us. I mean, you guys, you know this is going to be a prime game for Lamar and Patrick. Yeah, because it's a prime time slot.

Yeah, so you, I mean, they're going to show up. Those guys are going to show up. Lamar is a dual threat running, a run passer. And now adding Derek Henry, that's a triple threat. I just don't think Kansas City can stop a guy like Derek Henry. or they showed in the past that they can't stop a quarterback who can run and pass. Their defense usually fall to that. The Chiefs had a great defense last year.

Had a great defense last year and we're outstanding in the red zone. Yes, but they haven't played well against a running quarterback and a passing quarterback. Look at it. They won the Super Bowl. What are you talking about? What that mean? Who they played? They played the 49ers.

It wasn't the same. If the Ravens would have had that opportunity, would have been a different fucking game. Ravens had an opportunity. They were in the playoffs. They got cheated. They got cheated out of it. that game let's be honest come on man them boys didn't call no pass interference last

one likely gotten that end so i ain't they had some tough calls but their offense was not firing the way they should have they wasn't fired they wasn't fired but they're going to come out nice they got derrick herring they want to show him they want the team they want the city to see derrick henry run the ball so i'm going ravens bro i'm going ravens to cover and i'm taking it over

with the 46 and a half okay i think both your picks are fucking terrible are you going opposite of both well yeah i i'm going Yeah, I'm going the opposite of both. Like, I think, and you know this, getting Derek Henry the ball 20 to 25 times a game

is the best way for Derek Henry to be successful. Derek Henry is also not used to being in the Reed option category where he's farther back from the line of scrimmage. He's behind. He can't see the defense is very well. I think there's going to be a time that Harbaal and Lamar and that offense is going to have to figure out how to we implement Derek as much as possible.

There's going to be some growing pains there. The Chiefs, I love the under because the Chiefs offense didn't fire in all cylinders like they did last year and the under historically does hit with a lot of these bets. So I'm going to go the under and the 46 and a half and I'm going to take the Chiefs minus three. I think the Ravens start slower this year

and then they end up picking it up towards the end. We're looking at a 2019 Titans type of situation with the Ravens. Another X factor to look at Xavier Worthy. They kind of got, they kind of filled the void of Tyree. The deep threat. Right. He's going to open up for Shea Rice. You got Pacheco.

Obviously, Kelsey. But Xavier worthy, I feel like he could have a big year. He could potentially be an offensive rookie of the year. I will see. He needs to gain some weight. You don't have, bro. You're talking about he's stationary in the line. I'm just saying he ain't no Tyreek Hill.

He's definitely no Tyreek Hill. Yeah, Tyrake Hill's got more of like a bulldog bill. Like he's got a little more muscle. No question about it. But if you put this kid in motion, you get him off the line of scrimmage a little bit, let him move around. You're right. That's what we're doing damage.

But you know Baltimore defense. is great. They got some good D.Bs out there who like to bring the wood, who can cover. I'm just saying it's going to be a great game. Great game. It's going to be a great game. Great game. Great opening. And what you said about Derek Henry, teams get, they get tired. And you know that. If you keep giving Derek Henry the ball, they're going to get tired and they're going to get them yards. I guarantee. I don't, I don't disagree with that. I think having Derek Henry on your football team is a recipe for success. However, you need to use that recipe correctly. True. And I don't know if you're getting the Ravens are going to know, hey, we got to literally run Derek. early and often in the game.

There's going to be a lot of RPO. There's going to be a lot of times Lamar pulls it. There's going to be obviously other play action passes and movement passes. I don't know if they're going to be able to get Derek in a groove early.

And also blocking for Derek's very different. Very. Than blocking for your regular running back. You've got to get him into his fourth or fifth step. I just think there's going to be a little bit of time that people are going to have

a little more of a difficult deal figuring out what the Ravens are going to do with Derek. Once they do, that's when they're full steam ahead. That's when they're dangerous Super Bowl contend. I need him to give Zay Flowers a ball because I got him in fantasy. Yeah, Zay going to get off too.

Selfishly, we need a lot of things. Zay's going to get off to. Taylor, what is your favorite game of the week? So I put here Chiefs. For the slate. I put here Chiefs minus three, but I'm going to switch that and I'm going to go to the 49ers versus the Jets. Can I get the line on that real quick?

While you do that, you want me to say mine? Yeah. What do you guys see even? Four. Wait. 44 total. Who's favored by what? Niners are favorite by what?

I think four. Yeah. four and a half. Oh, that's not bad. That's Monday night football. Yeah. Monday night football is Jets and Niners. I think the Niners will be, I want the Niners to be back in the Super Bowl this year.

I don't know if they will. I think the Lions might have that slot taken up, but I think that is the game of the week. That is exciting Aaron Rogers. The flag coming out, plays four snaps last year, has the Achilles. He has this insane press conference where he's like the NFL is going to get what's coming to them type of mentality. you get a guy that's a Hall of Famer, a first ballot hall of famer that still has a lot of juice in the tank with that kind of mentality,

I'm taking the Jets. We don't know. You're going Jets? Going Jets. I like that pick, though. With the points, too. With the points. With the point.

I like that pick, but I don't know about Aaron having juice in the tank. We're going to find out on Monday. What do you mean? You don't think he's got it? I mean, the guy, he's messed up as Keeley's on the third play of the game. Fourth play.

Well, four play. Oh, my God. It's 25% more of the snaps than you just said. Put some respect on his name. I'll give you that. But I just don't know if he just got a lot in the tank. We're going to see, though.

I like that pick. I think the Jets' defense is great. I think they're going to come out there and bust some ass, you know what I mean? So I'm excited to see how the 49ers react to the defense coming out there and hitting them in the mouth. It's going to be a great game. Who are you taking in that one? I'm taking the Jets. I'm taking the Jets to cover, yeah, for sure.

That's four and a half? Yeah, I don't know. I'm staying away. I'm going to go under. Will Compton. Under 44 and 24 and a half. Under A, I know. Scared.

He's out there seeing ghosts. He doesn't know what he's reading right now. He doesn't even start yet, and you're already got the hips. There's a part of me that's root for the Jets. Again, Aaron Rogers, I think Garrett Wilson is going to have a massive year as long as Aaron stays healthy. You got Breece Hall. That defense is awesome.

He's got Garrett Wilson. And I'm also rooting for the 49ers because I do think this is their last year to kind of put it together with the squad that they have. They're already fighting to keep the squad together. Has Trent signed yet? Yes. Trent signed yesterday. He's signed yesterday.

He's signed yesterday. That's good. So he stands for another four. years. Yeah. Yeah. So they're not going to break that team up. So I'm going to go. Yeah, but you still got Kittle who's getting older. McCaffrey. It's like the Great White Hope. That's our God. However, how many, how many years do we do it? McCaffrey just got a deal as well, too. I know, but I'm saying running backs in general, just the amount of touches, all that. So I'm going to take them. I'm sticking with the under there, under 44 and a half. I'll get to a pick.

I actually, I have a pick. You think it's going to be a low scoring game? Yeah. I like a lot of the unders this weekend. Just because against the first week of football, there's going to be mistakes. You got the three pieces of games. The starters have been sitting a lot. Not the Chiefs. Not the Chiefs. But I'm going to go, my favorite pick of the week. My game of the week is going to be Dallas at Cleveland.

Cleveland's favored by two and a half. I'm taking Dallas. I'm taking them with the points plus two and a half. I do think they win the game. But I think the Cowboys will have a big regular season again, and it's all about them getting in the playoffs, similar to the Baltimore Ravens. But CD Lamb getting locked up,

DAC, you know, they have weapons. you know you got michael parsons on defense i like dallas at cleveland plus two and a half i just think i just think the cowboys are frauds and they're frauds until they can prove otherwise yeah what do you mean by that

like they don't they haven't done anything this is in 90s every year they're in the division we talk about this every year they're the strategic 11 plus win team like the last I don't know how many years and they shit the bed in the playoffs always so they're we're talking opening we're talking week one i get what you're saying And where they playing that on?

They can be really good. Their defense is incredible last year. Defense, come on. What are the shorts? Who is the defense coordinator shorts, right? Yeah. Jim Schwartz. Sheesh.

You going 41? Man, you say you're going Dallas. You taking them to what's the spread? Dallas plus two and a half. Dallas plus 20. I'm going to take Cleveland to cover. All right. Yeah, give me Cleveland as well.

That's one of the games that if I was Willcom then I would stay away from. But in this situation, because it's week one, I'm going to shoot for the moon. Me too. I'm just shooting for the bird. I'll take every bet this week. Yeah, I'm doing a single one. And then when I get brutally humbled this weekend, then I'll come back and I'll take, when Will is undefeated and we're on the ground, I will then take that approach. But right now, optimism's too hot.

Yeah, we don't know what's going to happen. New show, new studio, new attitude. I'm just excited about everything. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Give me the Browns minus two for sure. Take us your favorite pick. What's your game of the week? So my game of the week is going to be Miami Dolphins versus Jacksonville, Jaguars.

I'm taking Miami, the minus three and a half. The reason why I'm taking Miami, too, I got some explosive weapons. We know we got Tyreek Hill. We got Jalen Wado coming back. I just don't think that Jacksonville, Jaguars, going to be able to stop that high power offense from making plays down the field. Trevor Lawrence, you know, showed up last year, but we're going to get the same Trevor Lawrence, who just got paid.

We don't know. So I got to go with the Miami Dolphins. coming in hot with Tua. Y'all know how I feel about Tua, but I just know he got weapons. He got paid. The man got on O-Zempex, came back, looking really good out there.

So Miami Dolphins, man, minus three and a half. What's the points on that game? You and the points, man. Just got to take a look at it. The points is 49. The points. 49. I like the under there.

I'll take the under as well. I like the under. I like the under in that game. Respectfully, I'm obviously a homework. because of the Titans, I hate the Jags, and I want Miami to blow them out. I just don't know what I'm getting. I don't know, I'm too nervous.

And I think too, the Jags are in a good spot, being very, like, they're very overlooked at the start of the city. Last year, it was like, hey, everyone was talking with the Jacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And any team that's kind of overlooked, like my bossy pitch. But what receiver threat do they have? You gotta be able to keep up with that, I mean, Miami, Miami offense, like them scoring points.

What receivers do they have? We know they got a great running back, but what receivers do Jacks? I'm literally just thinking of the running back, but you got to, Evan Ingram. Who else is on the outside? Yeah, he showed, though.

He's been showing. I don't have it. Brian Thomas? Christian. Oh, they did. He's only kid. Shut up Sorrel High School. But he's a guy that has to have a star receiver, though.

He got to have a star receiver. Oh, they did sign both of their dudes, huh? Yeah, but I just don't see them as being a takeover kind of guy. Give me the under. Give me the under. Under. Yeah, it's just too much. It's like one of those things where you're, like, doing a show and you're, like,

getting so excited about doing the picks, and then you acknowledge the fact that you don't have the picks, and you're like, maybe I should take them. Settle down. Settle down a little bit. Ballsy pig. We have a sponsor on this one, yeah? Fireball.

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This week, this week alone, fuck those soy boys in Austin. All right. Horns down, go blue. Nebraska, Colorado. Nebraska's going to wipe the floor with them. Who are you guys playing? What school did you go to? Central Missouri.

Come on, bro. Stop playing with me. Delaney had no office. I got to be in high school. Central Missouri State. And I do not know who they plan because I don't follow them if they don't show them on TV. They're never on TV. They are on TV.

is here to give you a spark to ignite your rivalry all season long. Grab your football buddy, buy a round and reignite a rivalry flame. Ballsy pick. Oh, that's actually a good team that we're playing. They ain't got no line on that game. We will beat Nebraska. Can I get 30? We will beat Nebraska.

Can I get 30? Can I get 30? Is the, do we have a ballsy pick for both NFL and college? Yes. So we need an NFL ballsy pick. Follow the script. Yeah. We're going to our NFL ballsy pick right now.

Yeah, we ain't did college. It literally says call out a specific rivalry match up. Love it. Love it. Hey, on me. That's why I need a 30. Time in. Time in.

Time in. I know y'all didn't cut that. Get that Nebraska education at its finest right there. What's the N stand for? I just, I'm seeing clear. Knowledge. Hey, Nemo so. End stands for knowledge.

You knew that? I didn't know that. I thought it's, I thought it's definitely. Naysay or, come on. And the 80s are dead, but they changed it. We're going to let a naysay or no this week. Spell knowledge. Don't try to get out of this.

I'm not a good smell. Spell knowledge. Spell knowledge. Give it an attempt. We're here right now. I'm good. Next question. Spell knowledge.

Next question. Just try to spell. Spill the first half of the word. I don't. I'm not a good spelling. What's the first letter? Ann, man, come on. That's all.

It's totally all. That's really all will want to. And you were right. That's good. You proved a lot of haters wrong in this video. Man, come on. Count cat. Who wants to start on a ballsy pick?

I'll go. Okay. You go for it. Tennessee Titans, money line. That is a plus 160 situation. Caleb Williams, I know he's the first overall pick. The Bears have just revamped their entire offense. People sleep on the Titans, and a team that has slept on is a dangerous fucking team.

True. Five and a half total one. wins. That's an easy bet in my mind. There's no guarantees. We can't guarantee bets here. But I'm taking that all season long. Right now, I believe the Bears are favored by four points. But dude, yeah, Calvin Ridley, and this is why it makes it ballsy. DeAndre Hopkins is not playing. Right. So we just found out that he's not playing. I heard he was playing now. I'm telling you. I'm telling you I know he's not played. Oh, okay. I'm going to tell you that right now. Breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. DeAndrerege. DeAndre Hopkins is not playing in that game.

But revamped offensive line, Calvin Ridley, chicken conquo, Pollard, Spears, their offense is more dynamic than it's ever been. The play call is more dynamic than it's ever been. And the defense is wildly slept on. You got Jamal Adams who's going to give you a hell of a three games, which, by the way, he's also not playing in this game. Oh, my God. But he's going to intimidate their ass off on the side line.

He's got a good off-the-bus look. He's not playing. I actually forgot to tell you guys. Definitely going to be a fashion show. Boys are, I think the boys are going to show up in a big way. And then all of a sudden there will be some clamoring or about. the Tennessee Titans after week one. But they got another safety, though, they grabbed from a...

Yeah, Diggs. Yeah, Diggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Been on the bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out my guy. I like the pick. I'll take it with the points.

I know it's a ballsy pick, but as far as that you... It's my ballsy pick. You can now jump away. I'll take it with the points. You're gonna take... What's the spread for in it? Four. Titans plus four.

I like that. I'm gonna go money line with Taylor. I know. My fucking... We know. What's the USA? You know what it is stand for. My ballsy pick, I'm going, I'm going Rams money line.

Got a little. Fireball tried to come back up. Rams money line in Detroit. I'm going Rams money line in Detroit. I think Detroit's going to be an awesome team this year, but I think the Rams get them in week one. Love McVeigh. Love Cooper Cup.

Love Puka. Love Stafford. Love, is it Kairn Williams? Yeah. Love Kiron Williams. Got him in one of my fantasy leagues. And I think they make a splash play this weekend. Is Puka healthy though?

I know he took an injury late and pre-seasoned. He's tough. He'll be out there. The way to see success in a lot of people is the size of their head. Pooka-Ducca is got a massive head. He's got a big, massive head. Big old small. I'm going Rams at Detroit Money Line.

Ooh. How's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the spread on that game? Three and a half. Three and a half. And Detroit favorite? Yes. I'm going to take Detroit. I'm going to take the spread with Detroit.

Yep. I'm with that. You like that too. Yeah, I like Detroit and the spread. What, uh, what's your balzy pig, D? My bossy pick is really balzy. It's going to be Carolina Panthers versus the New Orleans Saints. I'm taking Carolina money.

I'm taking Carolina with the money line. That's going to be plus 160. The spread of that game is. Saints minus four. You got some data? No, I'm just saying. No, no. And then the total is 41 and a half.

I'm just giving y'all option to choose from. But I'm taking that because Bryce Young shows some potential, man. I think that the guy is coming along. He's getting confident. They got Miles Sanders back there at running back. Get his boy the ball. Get him comfortable. Run it a few times.

Then start throwing the ball down the field. I'm just not a big fan of their car. I don't think that he's going to be able to get those guys going. They're also going to be missing Michael Thomas. He got suspended for a game. How is he? They got a lot of. He never plays.

Never plays. So they got a lot of skiing masks. No question. Him and St. Bradford. Definitely. Yeah. So they got a lot going on. So with that being said, I'm taking Carolina and money line.

I feel like they can get the job done. I'm staying away from that game. I'm not touching that. Not even looking at it. Both teams are even worth looking at. You're right. But that's why it's my ballsy pick. what the panthers are going to look like.

I know a couple pieces on the Saints, but not enough to feel good about any situations. Yeah, that's why it's a nut sack pick, man. I just really dug deep my nut sack and just really had this. Found that one. Found that one of the base. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. All right. Okay. Dude, this next segment we're going to go into the fan call-on segment is, I'm excited for it. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. We had some good videos, some good submissions.

Every week there will be somebody will be featured. A parlay is picked by the boys. behind the cameras to present to us. We're going to rock with it. We got to, as you see behind Delaney, you've got a call of fame, call a shame. We have Taylor in there for last week. It went unseen,

but the man went with Vanderbilt Money Line. So I feel like that, that right there deserves a little Hall of Fame spot, a little Call of Fame spot. I appreciate that. Because that was a massive way. It's once in a generation. Yeah, that was, yeah.

$2,000. And you won? 10. I mean, that's amazing. Thank you. That's amazing. That is intense. I'm very,

I'm very happy about it. But if you're featured on this segment, you will be featured on the show. And again, you have an opportunity to get on the Call of Fame, Call of Shame. Keep submitting. This is kind of a work in progress, whether we have you submitted to an email, whether we have you submit it on Twitter or X. But that's a little bit of a work in progress. But keep sending your parlayes because we want the fans to be involved.

We want to rock with the boys. And if the boys have something in there that we're not looking at, that we're not seeing, we want to show our, we want to give flowers. Right. We want to give flowers. There's no doubt about it. And we can or cannot take this. And I love the fact that this is kind of just being put together.

That's how Bustin'O Boys was made. Let's jump into the fan. Our very first fan call-in parlay. From Alan Randall. Alan. Give us something good, Alan. Because we will shit on you. All right, we put together the Bustin with the Boys' 24 off-season pod parlay.

Will love us over 230 and a half passing yards. Anytime touchdown from Travis Kelsey. and an anytime touchdown from the boy, George Kittle, put those three together plus 895 on the draft king's sports book, Big Hugs, Tiny Tills. Good job. He understood the assignment. He did, but that first one?

You don't like the over on 230 passing yards? I don't know what kind of day is going to be. That's the, you think he gets over 235? Yeah, look, shout out Alan, I'm riding with him. Yeah. Because he's got like, he's got two tight ends in there, which always makes me a little uneasy. But obviously we got love for the boys, Kelsey and Kittle.

So I'm obviously rocking with this. I love the plus 895. Yeah, I have no clue what kind of day it's going to be for anybody. But I think this first one, it's important that we rock with the bust on the boys' 24, offseason pod parlay by Randall by Alan Randall. So you're going to take it? Oh, yeah. I'm right with that.

Yeah, yeah, I'll take that too. I mean, my ballsy pick was the tight-ins. Will Levis has a day like that. Now I have two picks that are hitting. Love the Kittle anytime touchdown. Yeah. I don't know about the Kelsey any time touchdown. That makes me a little more nervous,

just not knowing what that offense is going to look like. Hopefully with worthy, taking the top off, it'll open up a lot in the middle. Obviously, you get in the red zone, and then Kelsey's going to be an absolute threat. I don't hate it at all. I mean, without DeAndre Hopkins, I just... Calvin Ridley?

Yeah, but that's... And I've heard Treeland Burks has had a hell. He has showed a lot. Potentially. Well, people were like, Oh, legit trailing might be taking it serious now. I didn't say that. People say that.

Are you not rocking with it? You might as well just throw a few bucks on it, man. Like, you need to be riding with the fans. No, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to see the, everything else I love. If you don't love it, just put a dollar on it. No, no, I'm going to take it. I was just saying if we can change the yardage. I just.

I don't, you, I don't, maybe. I think there will be a lot of options. come game day. But right now what he's seen on the sports book, he's got two 30 and a half on there. I'll ride with it. Let's do it. He got to ride with it. It's the first one the year. Against the fellas.

I ain't against them. I like everything he said. I just, without DeAndre Hoffins, that just takes away a passing threat that he needs. And I feel like last year he was the guy who answered for us when we needed him to answer the most. You're overthinking it, bro. No, I'm not over thinking

I'm looking at it been playing on the field and going through that situation, knowing that if you're missing a top receiver, it can, it hurts you a little bit. So are you riding a number? I just said I'm Ryan, bro. You don't sound like your energy right now. The energy is high. I'm right with this. It's doubtful.

No, it's not doubtful. It's not doubtful. You're pessimistic on Alan Randall's parley. No, definitely not. I love everything he said because he got the tight ends, which I love. And then he used our quarterback, the Tennessee Titans quarterback, which I love. I just, I think the numbers are very high. But we'll see week one, you know, like you said, game scoring is usually low,

it's usually the under. Teams usually don't perform at their best. Literally, I'm saying you're being pessimistic and you're continuing to be pessimistic. That's me, man. You know, I'm the mule. You know, I just get units. And this is how I get units. You're going to work through the process.

You don't feel good about it. No, I'm going to put money on this. How much? A dollar. Okay. Again, very first show, bet the boys. We got a sponsor? Draft Kings.

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just $5. Let's get into the segment. Bejohn Robinson. Good pick. Anytime touchdown. Love that. Love it. Love it.

I love him this year, bro. I love Bejohn Robinson this year. You do? I think he's going to have a big year. A big sophomore year for the boy. That's good. I'm excited. For I bet the boys parlay, I just bet $500 on it.

Wait. Who's your pick? Who's your pick? Oh, this? We on our, yeah, we're on the show. Yeah, I just want to miss up a show. What are they saying on next, man? Bet the boys parlay.

Anytime touchdown, I'm going to take, all reliable, our king, my king, Christian McCafferian. Hey, the great white hope. I did think about doing Alvin Kamara. He probably won't play. Bro, he is going to play. He has been in a contract dispute, decided. He's been at every day of training camp.

He decided I'm no longer doing the contract negotiations. Anytime someone does the bet on themselves thing, I just feel like it always works out. And he just goes off for a year and it gets paid bank somewhere else. I saw he was questionable, but I saw he was questionable. He didn't he? I saw he was questionable, but we'll see if he plays. We will see.

We will see. CMC, B. John Robinson. Derek Henry. Anytime TD. Why are you looking to me crazy? I'm just because you know, you know I'm going D-Han. I used to tell y'all, if D-Han don't spin, we won't win. Plain and simple.

Let the man spin. Y'all going to win. He going to get in that red zone and he's going to get in the end zone. His big body, he's going to lean on those dudes. He's going to touch that end zone, guarantee it. Meet on Meat, dude. That's what you want. Yeah, yeah.

I like that parlet. I like the very first bet the boys parlet. Yeah. CMC, Bijon Robinson, Derek, Kendrick. Yeah, yeah. Just know, I'm going to get Christian McCaffrey soon. You might. No, I will.

But I got games right now. Here's the beautiful thing that you have Christian McCaffrey. He's part of the power. No, I know, but I'm saying. As your pick. Yeah, yeah. Because you're worried about it if your bet doesn't hit and my bet does it, you're like, man. Yeah, that shit hurts.

Yeah, no question. Hey, new year, new us. New year, new us. Positivity through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If one doesn't hit, we gotta lift each other up. No question. We don't have to go at each other's throats.

Yeah. Like, I know this, CMC will probably be in it every week. Every week. figure somebody else out knowing like, hey, we got CMC. We got CMC. It's all good. Yeah, as long as you know, we all know. It's a team experience. As long as we all know.

Yeah, as long as we all know. As long as we all know. Next segment is rapid fire segment. Rapid Fire. Sponsor, we get to dive into Rapid Fire. Dive into Rapid Fire. All right, everybody focus up. First game in the Rapid Fire.

Hold on. Where's it going? It starts with Delaney. It can start with Taylor. It's usually the blunt starts on a, Right side and then goes to the left. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. First game on Rapid Fire. Patriots at Bengals, Bengals favored by 7.5.

Total is 40.5. Bengals, minus 7.5. Bengals, minus 7.5. Bengals, minus 7.5. Cardinals at Bills. Bills favored by 6.5. Total is 48. Bills, minus 6.5.

Over 48. Bills, minus 6. $26.5. Steelers at Falcons. Falcons favored by three and a half. Total is 42. Under. 42.

Over 42. Steelers plus three and a half. Texans at Colts, Texans favored by two and a half. Total is 48 and a half. Texans, minus two and a half. Texans minus two and a half. Texans, minus two and a half. Will's Raiders at the Chargers.

Chargers favored by three, total is 40 and a half. Raiders. the points. Raiders plus three. Chargers minus three. You don't believe that. You know. I do. Will's commanders at the Bucks. Bucks favored by three total is 44. Under 44. Commander's plus three. Under 44. I love J-Z. That is rapid fire. Rapid fire. Hey, I was kind of nerve-wracking there the whole entire time. I got, trying to picture the music. You was kind of slow, side. What are you talking about? Just saying. I'm just giving a time. He had a good pause. You had a pause for editing. Good pause for him.

Yeah. Good pause for him. Brother, we got to be positive this year. Yeah. It's a long season. And I got to see Will's face every day just as he's got to see my face every day. We've got to stay positive. I'm positive.

This is how I'm positive. Yeah, it's like arguing is positivity. That means I love you guys. Arguing fuels you up. I love you too. Yeah. Yeah, that's, you know, you don't argue just to, you know, get it in with your old lady. Come on, man.

Usually when I argue, I don't get me. What's your goat? Yeah. It doesn't work out for me. Is that work for you guys? No, it does not. If I argue, I'm like, you know, I get a little, I get a little upset. Like, I just need to, I need to go to sleep.

Oh, wow. No, I don't go to sleep after we argue. What's your go-to argument to get that? I don't really have a go-to, you know, just you didn't do the laundry. You're a big thing on your feet guy. Yeah, like, you didn't clean up, start an argument, beat it up at the night, you know, get it. Get it going, you know. Hey, hey, that was NFL, we feel good.

We want to take five. We bounce back for college football or a college football portion? I got a pee. But yes, I got to pee. Let's see college football right now. Let's take a break. All right, welcome into the college football portion of the show, the locker room. Again, make sure you're dropping comments.

If you love picks in that first segment, drop a lock. Locks in the chat. Locks in the chat. Lock, lock, lock, lock. We got trophy games. We got a ballsy pick. We got tear talk in college football. And then we also have rapid fire to end it.

And boys, this is, I mean, it's fucking Colorado hate week. This is, I'm more excited about college football this weekend. I know the NFL kicks off, but yeah, the school spirit. When it means this much, especially when you win a game like you did in week one against a very stud. Tough, salty U-TEP team. Stalky U-TEP team. 11 transfers from Austin P. You got to feel really good about the situation that you're in.

You win this game. You're essentially cruising until week eight, you play Ohio State. Yeah, and you also got another headliner, Texas going up to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Yeah. Another headliner, it's the headliner of college football. If you do not live in the Lincoln or the Boulder area, it is the headliner. It is the reason everyone's going to be watching that game.

The defending national champs versus the team that almost got in the playoffs last year, it's Texas eight week. Fuck Texas. Horns down. Austin, a bunch of soy boys from California want to scoot over there and pretend like they're all of a sudden from chaos. I don't fucking think so. They're going to strap their asses up.

They're going to head up north. and they're going to get the shit kicked out of him for 60 minutes with the boys in blue. That's how I feel. Let's get the trophy game of the week. Wait, it's a... Also, I want to... Texas is ranked higher, though, correct?

When I was in high school, I wanted to go to Texas, USC or LSU. Big fan of Texas. This week, however, go fuck yourself, Texas. Why they ranked higher than you guys, though? Why they were... Because we had 18 guys get drafted in the NFL last year.

Okay, what that means? A couple of them didn't even start. They just took a... Hey, he went to Michigan. So we're just going to take this guy. That's how it went. I was on a team with just some of those players and they were not that good. Yeah.

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And have the shot to win cash prizes Now let's get to the Game of the Week Trophy Game of the Week You go first too Trophy Game of the Weeks is also going to be my ballsy pick of the week So I don't know if that messes up the show

personally I don't care. This is more personal for me than anything else. That's a fireball light. I'll move that out of the way. Trophy game of the week. We got Michigan versus Texas in Ann Arbor. Texas is favored by seven. Do you throw that? I was so locked into my clip. Texas is favored by seven points. The disrespect. Wow. Is insane. Yeah, Michigan didn't look too good against Fresno State, but guess what? There's a lot of new movie pieces. He has five new news. starting offensive lineman.

Boyce started jelling in the third or fourth quarter. Will Jodz with an 86-yard pick six. Boys really started to come together. I think we're going to start hitting the throws. We wanted to hit in the first two quarters of that game. I think Michigan wins this game. We might even win this game by double digits, boys. We might.

But for now, I'll just take Michigan money line in the trophy game with the week, Michigan versus Texas. Now we're going to find out. We talked about positivity in the last segment, the NFL segment. I can't wait to hear you guys' thoughts. Listen, I'm riding with you. Are you really? Yes, I'm riding with you.

I'm doing it with the points. It's a new year. I'm doing it Michigan plus seven and a half. That's okay. That's all right. I'm rocking with you. I can't go up to, I can't go up to Ann Arbor with my boy in that stadium and feel good knowing that I put money on Texas.

I am nervous for you guys. Yeah, yeah. Make no mistake. Nerves are a good thing. Butterflies are a good thing. Make no, which I have them right now. But make no mistake, I'm right. I'm rocking with the Wolverines.

Make no mistake I am rocking with the Wolverines. It really is a new year, isn't it? Yeah. New Year, New Us. New Year New Us. I'm rocking. Well, I'm still me. Be gentle.

Be gentle. This is my heart you're messing with. Definitely, you know, I want to rock with Michigan because I just, that's just, I'll just rock with them. You know, I love the color. I love what they got going on. I love Jim Harbaugh. But he's not there anymore. So with that being said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, coach.

Yes, he is. He's a black guy. He said that, but he whispered it. For the culture, for the culture. I'm going to take Michigan, but I'm going to take the plus seven. That's all I need to hear. Whether you guys truly bet that or not, it's up to you. We're all right.

Yeah, we're right. Yeah, yeah. I want them to get, I want them to eat. I want them to eat. I want them to eat. I need them to eat. We A. For these juniors.

I will be a wreck before that game. We all know my trophy game of the week. It is Colorado at Nebraska. Nebraska minus seven and a half. I already locked them in a minus seven last night. The line's obviously moving because people are high on the Huskers right now. This is the biggest game we've had in over a decade. By the time the ball kicks off, it will have been 5,034 days since we beat Colorado.

They remind us all the time, and there's a lot of implications on this game. Rayola, he can spin it, he can take shots deep, he trusts his arm, they can run the rock. We were mentioned on Bustin with the boys. Four running backs. Touch the ball at least six times, average over four yards of carry. Yes, it was against a U-TEP team. Stalky, strong, hard-willed. They were stocky.

They were a fired-up coach. Yeah, very fired-up coach. They're just the white Colorado team. Do what? We are, you're saying we are. The U-TEP. U-TEP's Mexican. Mesky.

The LBACS. Native Esk, Black is a Colorado. But I believe in the black shirts. I think there's a massive opportunity to shove it up their ass this weekend. And I think we do that if we play our brand of football. We play complimentary football. We run the rock. We can throw it.

We can take them by air, land, or sea. I love Nebraska. I love them. And I know the boy, everybody's like, oh, Will's delusional. I'm telling you, we got a product this year. And I swear to God, we are putting it together this weekend against Colorado. They're vulnerable on defense. They don't have many weapons outside of Shadur, Travis Hunter, Horn.

They have another little scrappy receiver. But again, limit explosive play. You can't let them take a hitch route to the end zone. And I think we beat the rest. What are the points on that game? Seven and a half right now. No, no, no, the total point. 59.

God, it's a lot higher than I expected. Yeah, that's a lot. Can't give him a track meet. I'm going to make this as quick as possible. I'm riding with you, Colorado. Give me the seven and a half. Oh, sorry. Nebraska.

Give me seven and a half. I knew where you're going. Yeah. Yeah, excuse me. He bought me these shoes. I did. This is my birthday gift. He gave him to me on Colorado Hey Week.

Go ahead and show them boys off. But, yeah, I know he's rocking with the boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go in the Brassie. I'm not going to walk into Lincoln rocking black and gold, even though those are sick colors. Yeah. Those are sick colors.

Yeah. I didn't, honestly, I didn't know Colorado and Nebraska had a rivalry until last year when we were in South Carolina and you were watching the game and you let me know it was robbery. That being said, I'm fired the fuck up about this Saturday. Ann Arbor at noon, Nebraska at 7.30 or 16. Night game. When did y'all become a robbery, though?

When did that happen? A long time ago. It's one of the biggest rivalries in college football. You're talking about when they had, what was the quarterback, the black quarterback? Tommy Frazier, yeah. No, no, yeah. They were not that good. What are you talking about?

He was at for the Steelers. He played for the Steelers as well. Forget his name. Fuck it. But this may be not the hardest match of you guys. ever had against Colorado. I just don't think that. I said this is, no, I didn't.

It's the biggest game in over a decade for Nebraska. To go 2 and O. I didn't say it's the hardest game. To go 2 and O. With everything on the line, I don't expect you to understand Delaney. And I don't have time to fucking break it down for you. They go to a no. I'm just asking to go to a no.

It's the biggest game in over a decade. To go 2 and O. Yeah, sure, to go to a no. Colorado disrespected Nebraska last year. Yeah, they did. They did. And, you know, it happens. It happens.

But it ain't going to happen this year. I'm riding with you. It ain't going to happen this year. I was fucking ready for you to pick Colorado. You crazy. You think I'm about to pick those guys? Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah.

It was a black on black thing. I wasn't even thinking that. You know, I mean, I was going riding with the black team straight up last year. But this year, no. I'm not doing that. Huh? New man. New man.

New man. You're rocking with the husks. I'm going with the ends. The knowledge. Yeah. Hey, boys. Yeah, I know. That one right there, I thought the landing was going the other way. No, it's got to feel good. They were all on the same team with the ones that matter.

You're good? He was ready to script me. He was ready to scrap me. He was ready to scrap. A ass sweat was crazy in there. He was worried. He thought I was going. Yeah, who wants to be a millionaire music on. No, no, I'm definitely going Nebraska. What? Did you not watch the game last? Nebraska put the whooping on them boys. They did. They look good. That boy didn't get a chance. And like, you tip had five plays. Yeah. And like I said, UTIP is the Mexican version of Colorado. Yeah, you did say that.

Yeah, the exact way the first time. No, I said it's your, what's your trophy game of the week? My trophy game of the week is going to be Tennessee versus NC State. Hey, I'm going Tennessee, baby, with Nico. How the way Nico went out there and bowled and them explosive receivers on the outside, they're going to have a mismatch. I don't think NC State going to be able to stop those guys, especially with Nico out there, spinning it away he's been.

in it. I got that game in my tier talk, so I'll save it. I'll save it for my tier talk. I'll save that as well. It is also in my tier talk. Is it? Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so we can we hold that in. How about ballsie pick? Ballsy pick? Do we got a fireball? Fireballsy pick. Fireballsy pick. Dale, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I actually was so prepared. Let's talk about fireball, ladies and gentlemen. So many things make football great, but you know what? The best thing is kicking the shit out of your right. It's the same thing. kicking the shit out of your rivals.

There's absolutely no better feeling as an athlete or a fam. This week we've got, we've already talked about it. We got Michigan versus Texas, Colorado versus Nebraska. And honestly, the NC State and Tennessee game, I'm really excited for it. That's a statement game for Tennessee, letting the SEC know they're fucking coming down the pipe. I like that one quite a bit. And Fireball Whiskey is here to give you a spark to ignite that rivalry all season long. Grab your football buddy, buy around, and reignite a rivalry flame.

shall we bro stop backwashing in that shit oh fuck now I I oh man what you were about

my germs for Delaney yeah because you didn't got skinny as shit man what that mean my job's been all over your apartment we got them skinny germs

you want you want me to start yeah my balzy pick of the week and I'm conflicted because I hate doing this, but something tells me that we can have an upset in Kansas, Illinois. I'm sorry, JP.

What? I like Kansas, I do. But Beelma, defense, run game, Illinois, controlling the football, give me Illinois in Kansas. Give me Illinois. I, you know, I'm not in love with it again. I don't think anybody's in love with that. I don't know if it's emotion because I know JP.

JP's been on the Kansas train since what middle of the year last year? Arguably two years ago. Arguably two years ago. I'm going to stay away from that. I'm going to go Illinois. Illinois from my ballsy pick. Right now they're plus five and a half and let's make it ballsy. Let's go money line.

Illinois. I'm going to stay away from that pick. Yeah, Illinois is such a garbage football team. The town champagne, Illinois smells like hot dogs and manure. Bullets and board. material. They need to be playing that clip. They need to show me something before I can even pretend to enjoy the idea of betting on them.

He's so close to fucking Kansas, right, and Illinois. You're in the middle of both, right? Yeah. Yeah. Big game for me. Don't know spelling, but you know geography. That's fucking, that's a good comeback right there. Yeah, you know, and everyone's a great spelling. What do you all got for me? My ballsie pick will be really quick. I've already said it, Michigan money line. That's plus 220 against the Texas

Longhorns. Fuck Texas. Fuck them all. Burn the boats, boys. Yeah. Burn the boats. don't expect to come back. You're taking the points. You're taking the points. We already know. What's your ballsy pick?

Points on what? Michigan. Oh, yeah, yeah. My ballsy pick is very ballsy. A lot of nut sack right here. Ohio versus South Alabama. And I'm taking Ohio money line to win that game. What's the spread?

Straight up. The spread is plus two. That's that ballsy. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Huge nut sack. Okay. He's like Ohio.

Oh, shit. I wonder who they play North Alabama. South Alabama. South Alabama. South Alabama. South Alabama. South Alabama. Maybe it's a big.

But you're just talking plus two. You're taking Ohio Money Line Plus 2. I mean, it's a game. No one really watches nobody. Except for you. You're in the trenches on the world. I got to watch this game. So that's why I'm taking the Balsey Pick.

I got to waste my time to watch this game. It's a fun spin. It's a fun spin on Ballsy Pick. You know what pick that is? That's he doesn't feel good about college football yet. You're definitely right. He scrolled the app. He's like, let me find some marginal game that I think.

Yeah. Where teams, like, there's nobody. ranked and he's like let's just go let's do it that no one really knows how they see ballsy yeah yeah no one knows it's very balzy the way we'll just as the most conservative pick of all three of these makes it balzy will take illinois plus five and a half yours is plus two illinois versus Kansas yeah Kansas is ranked what was they spread five and a half same damn difference no it's actually three points difference come on man that's a big deal no no it's like Yours is Balzy.

We give you yours's ballsy. Mine's an unranked team beating a ranked team. We know, okay, we take that. Your team's, no one's heard of. My team. That's what I'm said. Balzy. He's like this big nut sack right here, plus two Ohio. Give me the money line.

Miami of Ohio or Ohio? Ohio Bobcats? Yeah, the Ohio Bobcats. Yeah, see? I know about them, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Balzy. No, that's not Balsey at all. Come on, guys.

All right. We missed the mark on that one. That's okay. It's all right. No, what do you mean? We got next week this next segment. We're jumping in a nice call back to bustle with the boys. We got Tier Talk. The way Tier Talk works, a Tier 1, you choose a game where a team is ranked between 1 and 10. Tier 2, teams rank between 11 and 25 and a Tier 3 game where in any unranked team outside of the top 25. Taylor, do you want to kick it off with you or Tier Talk? You go all the way through them? Yeah, my tier, also I want tier three, because it's bussin. My tier three is going to be ASU minus six and a half versus Mississippi State.

I think ASU coach Dealingham there in Tempe, got them boys right. They put on a fucking clinic last week. The Valley is officially going to be ignited in the 2024 season. I got, uh, in there in the desert. I got ASU punching the bulldogs in the mouth. Because we, I mean, we saw a lot. The SEC is kind of, it's lost. a step. It's lost a step. And so I think the ASU coming in already favored minus six and a half.

I think they're going to cover that. My tier two, it's going to be contradicted to what I just with the SEC, but I'm taking Tennessee minus eight over NC State when they play in Charlotte. I think NICO's a stud. I think Tennessee's really got a product that all Vols fans can really sit behind and be like, yo, we got a fucking shot this year. We got a shot to make the playoffs this year. We can really do some absolute damage. We could be looking at, you know, we got our and Manning style lifestyle back where we have something to hang our hat on. I'm very excited for that because I do think Tennessee and Michigan have a lot of parallels. My tier one, Oregon minus 19 a half versus Boise State.

Oregon played abysmal against Idaho. They look terrible. Week one, you have a team that you should beat the shit out of, very similar to Michigan versus Fresno State. Like you're just not playing up to the standard of your football. I think Oregon is a great football team. They got a lot of studs in there and they know, just like Michigan knows. that did not play well. They need to play better.

And I think they cover this 19 and a half. I have a couple of the same there. I flirted with that ASU pick. I texted Brandon Walker last night. I was like, hey, does Mississippi State have a shot to win this game? And he said, oh, simply put, respondent back, no. I'm thinking, I love that. I said, all right, then.

I flirted with that one, my tier three, because I share a couple with you. South Carolina plus 10. South Carolina against Kentucky. I'm nervous about this pick, but love Beamer, love JP. I want to rock with the game Cox. I hope they put something together this week because there were some gaps

when you watched them against Old Dominion. And I'm just hoping it was just first week jitters, first week mistakes. So I'm rocking South Carolina plus 10 is my tier three. My tier two, I'm with you, Tennessee minus eight. I caught myself when we got back from A&M, Notre Dame, on Sunday, just literally watching,

Aaron Murray on his YouTube channel, break down why Nico looks good with Tennessee. So I'm believing in that. I'm buying their stock. It seems like they got a good player, a good young player in Nico. Yeah, they were playing a lot of off coverage to where it's kind of easier the dink and dunk.

But he seemed patient. He seemed poised. He didn't feel like he had to rush anything downfield to be some high-powered offense. He played within this game. I'm going Tennessee minus 8 against NC State. And then my tier one is also Oregon minus 19 and a half. I went back in and I was watching that game.

And they were moving the ball. They just had a couple situations where it didn't go their way, where they're getting into, they miss a field goal early. They could have been up 17-0 going into a two-minute drive, making a 24-0-and-half time. They get a strip sack. Ido gets a strip sack on them. Defense comes out and bows up and keeps them out of the end zone to still be 17-0.

The offense just came out flat in the second half. They turned it on. Their defense played well the entire game. I think, like you're saying, they take this entire week. That game feels like a loss. I think Coach Lannning, if you're watching and listening to this, Coach Langing,

on Thursday, I know that's a great day for coaches to watch and bustle with the boys. You better run it up their candy asses this week because I got you guys minus 19 and a half

against Boise State. And that's my, that's my tear talk. I like that South Carolina that clip that J.P. actually posted on Twitter of that South Carolina freshman.

Bro. Stud. Playing like a fucking menace, a rolling ball of butcher knives. And the way he can bend around the corner too. In the run game even. Dude, it was unbelievable.

I was really impressed by that. I hope that kid goes off. I can't wait to see him. You guys about the Titans. Delaney, what you got, brother? For my tier talk, I'm going to start off with Tier 3. It's going to be Northwestern versus Duke. I'm actually taking Duke plus two and a half.

I think Duke is going to be very good. They got the quarterback rally Leonard. That's been a dual threat running past Leonard. I'm with you. Keep it going. No, you're right. That's a thing. They got a scrappy offense.

It's not scrappy. I'm just saying this guy is a dual threat. He can run. He can pass the ball. He's explosive. They defense is very hungry. They're looking to get out there and just make some place. They're looking at fucking chops.

Against a team like Northwest. Yeah. You'll beat them nerds? Yes. You don't like that pick? I love that pick. I love the nerds, bro. Damn, man.

Come on. I'm with you. I'm taking that. I do. I like that quarterback a lot. He'll be a beast. I like him a lot. He protected the ball well last year.

And you know he came back to Duke with a vengeance. Of course. Would you agree? Why would he not? I'm with you. Yeah. And then I'm, my tier two is going to be Kansas versus Illinois. I'm taking Kansas, though.

Sorry, I got to tell you that, bro. I'm taking Kansas. You got a, what's his name, Lance Lepoid, the head coach right now? Sure. Leopoy. Leopoy, he's a beast. I mean, he got an explosive quarterback. Huh?

No, they got an explosive offense where he, he, he, he, he, like to mix up, the run, the pass. He does it well. They, you know, they like a high-powered offense that put the ball in the air, put points on the board. So I'm taking Kansas to win that game, minus five and a half. And then my tier one is going to be Alabama versus South Florida. And y'all know where Alabama got. They just got, what, five-star across the board. They can have guys come in, come out. You got Jailen going to be out there playing quarterback doing this thing. I think that's an easy game. You never bet against. Haven.

Huh? You never bet he's not there. Nice, good. That was good. Yeah. So I think that that's a big win for Alabama right there against South Florida, not even going to come up close. It's minus 31.

I like it though. You like that? I took them last week to cover. Oh yeah. Which they did. But I think like I'm with you. Millrow, that offense. Who's that young freshman, G?

Ryan Williams. He's a stud. He's a stud. They got studs across the board. And I think I'm excited to watch Alabama. You think Ty W. Simpson may get in? That's the second string quarterback. Probably.

The line's that bay, you could probably get in. I'm just asking you. What y'all think? I want to see what that dude. I don't know if that's a player. Is that a player? Yeah, it's a player. We met this dude.

I thought you're sure to big cap me. I thought you're trying to make that guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You like him to cover. What is it, 31 and? half yeah 31 yeah 31 I'll rock that with you because I like Bama I like Bama I mean he playing South Florida like come on they should be able to cover that that's

what I'm like that's what I'm hoping yeah that's what I'm hoping that we want all these picks to win yeah of course yeah except Taylor what you mean no one he don't like some of my picks but it's okay I just I'm just against you on the Kansas Illinois why because he pick I'm not against like there's not a reason that I'm against you I just think Illinois this could be this is that's just my ball I'm going with. Yeah, I like it. You know what I mean?

I'll take the Alabama pick. I'll take the Alabama pick. Yeah. But you're not going to take the Ohio pick? I don't. There was nothing. It wasn't. No, there's nothing.

I'm messing with you, man. Yeah, I know. No. The one I really like is your Duke. Why you don't like? That's a great game. The new stadium? I agree.

Like, come on, man. North West is. I agree. I agree. I agree. I'm not what? You don't like the pick. I love the pick,

why you like the pick? Because I love the quarterback last year. Yeah. And he's back. Yeah. You were making a good point. I'm just saying. You guys good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should we hit the rapid fire? Yeah, let's go to rapid fire. College football rapid fire. Presented by the boys. Locks in the chat. Locks in the chat. First up, Baylor at Utah.

Uts favored by 14 and a half. Total is 54 and a half. Over. Utah minus 14.5. Sorry, sure. Utah, minus 14 and a half. Arkansas at Oklahoma State. Cowboys favored by 7.5. Total is 63. Cowboy, 7.5. Yep, Oki State, minus 7.5. Oakee State, minus 7.5.

Iowa State at Iowa, Iowa favored by three. Total is 35. Under. Give me the over. Over 35. Iowa, minus three. Northern Illinois at Notre Dame, Irish favored by 28, totals 44.5. Over. Rapid fire. Northern Illinois plus 28. Over 44 and a half. Western Michigan at Ohio State Buckeyes favored by 38, total is 54.

Over. Ohio State minus 38. Over 54. Good rapid fire, boys. You scare me when you pull. I ain't know what to do on that one, man. Yeah, I mean, some of these, I mean, Iowa State, Iowa. But they were, they were scoring some points last week, too.

They started off sloppy, Iowa. Let's talk about this Ohio game, though, man. What do you mean? Y'all don't like it. I don't know anything about either team. Me neither. That's what it is ballsy. That's why it makes it ballsy.

No, that's just a flyer pick. I see the spin you're making, like it's ballsy because you don't know anything, so you're just making a ballsy assumption. Yeah. I feel you. I'm just laughing because you would think you're like, you're trying to dig somewhere and figure out, hey, this is my ballsy pick this week. But for you, it's I don't know anything about these teams.

It's my ballsy pick. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I'll rock with you. You know, I mean. Yours was Kansas versus Illinois, right? That's your ballsy, right? Yeah.

I mean, it's pretty much in the same category. Yeah, I mean. Data says otherwise, but sure. What data? That Kansas has ranked, Illinois is not, that it's a bigger spread than yours, minus plus five and a half versus your plus two. Three points. But I'm saying that's why I said the data says otherwise. But listen, I want us, new year, new us.

I want us to be rocking. You know what I mean? And you got the Husker, so I'm not trying to. Yeah, of course, man. Come on. I got to go with those boys until they let me down. Yeah, I'm with you. Great show.

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