Bussin' With The Boys - Will Needs To Keep His Haircut + How To Know If You're Being Hit On | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

Recorded: September 25th 2025 | Welcome back to another episode of Inside The Bus. The boys get right into Jarod's first stand up set. Jarod goes through his whole 4 minute set and the nerves he had going into it. Then Mitch brings up the question, how do you know if you're being hit on or not. He tells the story of what happened to him for the question to be asked. Producer Matt comes in and drops a gem to answer the question. Finally, Jack comes in late and talks about how Will Compton should keep the bald head. He crushed this past week on ESPN's Get Up and has a different swagger about him with the bald head. Come join the boys for a nice Friday hang and always, much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brought to you by Opportunity at Work and the Ad Council. What's up, you guys? Welcome back to Inside the Bus. Episode 19. I can finally sit like this. We actually have a number this time. For the last like three weeks, it's been episode 15 or 16, 16 or 17 or. So it's 19?

It is 19. Almost been going at it for five months. What? I'm not doubting you. Is that the math? Four episodes a month, four weeks. Yeah, he's right. Oh, my God.

I'm so stupid. Wait, we've been doing this for five months? Yeah, because back in April, we started out as back of the bus. And then... We missed a week or two, so it's been five months. Yeah. Yeah. What's been our revenue?

We're like in the game. Like, you know... What's it on YouTube? Like three figures. Almost coming up on that comma. Almost on 2,000 subscribers, though. So get us to this... I was about to say, we got to get one of those YouTube plaques.

You can get a counterfeit one. We talked about that. We can make a... our own. We can buy, you can buy a fake one from this company. It looks very loaded show today, boys. Loaded show. We got a lot to talk about. Uh, where did you like buy fake jerseys back in the day? I have no idea. I used to buy them. Ali Express. Yeah. We could probably get it on that. Do you? Yeah, heard that one too. So last week, uh, we were talking about Jared and he's starting on his comedy side quest.

Let's go. He actually had his first challenge in his side quest. Jared, get into it. People also in the comments. I don't know if y'all read them. They like side quest. Oh, they're all about. Love and side quests. They do, they do want to see content from each side quest. I saw, I saw someone saying they want Coop to stream. I think multiple people. They said that they would tap in

so Coop. Yeah, Coop. You got an audience out there. I did see the love. I might start streaming. Dude, you really do. I have to. Have to. You will. He always does it. I might. I might start screaming. Loaded show, load of mouth.

Delaney with the girl yesterday. side quest. How to go, dude? Oh, yeah, sorry. It went good. I told all of them a little bit about it, but it's like you go in, you sign up, there's 25 spots.

This is the place in East, correct? Yes, it's called the East Room in Nashville. In East Nashville. Yeah, it is really confusing on how to get it. But honestly, the room is so cool. Like, the employees are cool. I was an idiot. I think I might have the times messed up,

but basically signups at like 7 to 8. So I show up at like 6.55, like waiting for them to open it. And the guy, it's me and like one other guy that he's like, that's my first time. Like we're both like eager. And then we get in there. No one's in there obviously. Like they're opening. And then I asked the guy.

He's like just like kind of like giving us advice and stuff. And I was like, we don't have to show up this early. He's like everyone shows up at like 75. He's like, because you sign up, you put it in a bucket. Then I like how they do it though. They pull the bucket on stage. So they, you know that like no one's just getting up because of like they're good, basically. Yeah.

So they pull it out of the bucket and read it on. stage and then you go up there in the order that you get pulled and pick where you want to be on the lineup. So I pick like third to last. I was like I want to be. When did you want it? Yeah, what did you get picked though? Uh, like middle of the packish. And I put myself at the bottom of the list. Because I wanted to be like when they said my name, I wish I wish I this would have been so cringed like to record it or like y'all have been there just to see me get picked because I was like, shit. I was like, no. And then of course the immediate like, should I just leave? No one will ever know if I left.

Jared Beeman. Literally. And then they all look around because everyone's like, if he's not getting up, I want to get up. Like, because everyone's just wanting to get on. It's only comedians in there. So I went up. By the time I went on, the room was, I mean, like 10 people or less were in there, which is kind of cool.

They weren't comedians. There's only like two more comedians in there because the host even was like, who's still in here? Like, because it's like 10.30 on a Tuesday night. And there's like, oh, we're just here like to watch comedy. I was like, that's kind of nice. It's two, those two girls right here, like a couple of guys. There's one guy in a 60s.

that was in the back. And it went... Yeah, he was... Actually, he did go up at the end of the night, so I guess he was a comedian, but I'm bouncing all over the place. Was that the karaoke guy? Yes.

I forgot, I told you about that. This guy, I forgot if he went up before after me, but like, end of the night when it's empty. The host was pretty annoyed that, like, we were even still there. Like, he was nice about it, but he's like, like, let's go. And this old guy goes up there,

and, like, you get four minutes. And he's, like, uh, he tried, like, two jokes that were so... Like, everyone in the room is, like, less than 30. like probably like 25 or less. And he made a joke about like a show in like the 70s or something. And everyone's like, and he's like,

y'all don't know that, do y'all? And then we're all like, no. And there's a band behind you. And he's like, fuck it. Like I'm just going to do karaoke. Y'all know, like this song.

And the band's like, yeah. He's like, fucking let's play it for the next three minutes. And he just sang for three minutes, like awfully. But it was hilarious. Like we were all in there like clapping.

What was the song? I don't remember. It was some old ass song that I didn't even know. But it was so funny. And he just did. city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. I wish it was, it was some like opera-ish. Obrose?

It was like opera. It was some song that you couldn't sing along too. But it went good. It went better than I thought it would. I told you all the biggest pop, which is like in that room, it was like getting out like, was like, you're crushing in there. And I got a, from a couple people just when I like, one of my opening things, just like, I work for this podcast because the bit is about Will and Taylor.

And like when I mentioned Bustin, I'm like, does anyone ever heard of that? And like, no one had. And I was just like, that's like the pop of dessert. Like it was like in the moment. Everyone's like, yeah, like we all. Like everyone's like late in the night. That was good.

When I made a Minecraft joke, as you guys know, fucking big Minecrafter, big weekend ahead of Minecraft. We'll get into that later. But that got a laugh when I said something about Minecraft. The band guy laughed. And I literally turned around. I was like,

you like that? That was funny. I was like, let's go. And then they were cool. Like even after I got off stage. literally there's like one more person. The one of the guy, the drummer, he's like, hey, I got a, I got a good, like,

punch up for you. And he, like, wasn't being sarcastic. I was like, what is it? And he, like, said it. Like, they gave him a mic the host it. And he's like, you should say right here, right here, like, da-da-da-da-da. And I was like, I was sick that you just did.

Like, that was nice. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. It was like, it was like a C-T joke about Will. Because he, he, I think he knew what Bustin was. He's like, when you bring up here, you should say something with C-T. and I was like oh thanks

and then afterwards they were like they came up and they came up and they was pretty good for your first time I was like huh huh man I'm stick to the drums he said dude you suck I'm trying to be nice but yeah it was fun finally did it now I'll stop talking about it as much that comedian discovery

shout out you guys they commented on the episode so cool dude I finally met him this past Sunday night he had a little showcase it was like this time and he this isn't a diss to him he knows it this tiny show like it was Do you know, oh wait, it was in that, I might be wrong on Bustin history, the gravel lot that we shot the commercial one for fan, yeah, Fandle.

Yeah. Is that where they found the bus? Yeah. Okay, so you know that gravel lot, you know that pizza place right there. The wedge? Yeah, do you know, for people that aren't Nashville, it's probably boring? So, yeah, do you know there's a room above it, like to perform in? No. Tiny little room, but he hosted a comedy show there, the comedian discovery guy. And there was like five comedians on. Literally there may have been like four people in the audience, including me and. mackenzie and then just the comedian standing in the back and we're sitting on ottomans like in the middle of this room there's like just like drapes everywhere it literally just looks like a bedroom and it was so cool but the comedian discovered dude is super cool we talked for a while before and after the show and then he's been dming me a bunch to help me so shout out josiah that's awesome yeah so back at it

again next week yeah we're doing every tuesday now i wish i would have done this but jerryman live in Nashville. I should have done this because it would have been way funnier. But yesterday I was passing Zanis and there was a line and I wanted to roll down my window so mad at video. Y'all here to see Demon? I need. I would have put the...

Photoshop the marquee. It would have been so... In my head, it was so funny. In my head posting, which it was not funny to anyone else, but posting that that lineup picture with my name at the bottom. In my head, it was like sarcastic because it's like people post like the mark. marquee and stuff. And that was my equivalent of me, like, first show. And I'm like at the bottom

of this list of 25. But it's like kind of like, you're going to look back on that. Yeah. That it is a cool moment to look back on. It's just like everyone else is just so used to it. And they're like, I'm the nerdy one that. Like, I didn't take that picture to post. I took that picture so I could keep reading the names to know how long I had to go up. Because I'm like having a panic attack in the back.

And then it was, there was such a clutch moment where it was like one guy that was performing. He had like 10 friends in there, which 10 is a lot in this room. And once he got off, they all left. And I was like, oh let's go like once they dipped i was like oh this room's empty and then the nerves really went away my leg was definitely shaking up there i felt it so was it scarier last week or this week i'm not even just saying this like looked like i was right the zanies one was scarier just like because of the building yeah i think that's like this room was like just not that intimidating

when there was a lot of people was pretty scary but like once like i said like once it started clearing out and i was doing the math i was like everyone's going to be gone like yeah there's only going to be a few people in here. It's not going to be that bad. And like I told you all, it was terrifying. And like the second the host like said your name and you walk up there and you kind of like shake hands, like the second like you grab the mic, I don't know why. It just like went away. It was kind of just like it doesn't matter. It just felt like this. It was just like, hello? Like as soon as you hear the reverb and it's not, this sounds stupid, but not as bad as you think it's going to be. Because I was like, that's something in my head. Like what if you just go up there?

I can't talk. Yeah. Because you just hear yourself. I can't do this. That was, once it sounded okay, I was okay, this isn't that bad. Do you have any drinks to loop yourself up a little bit? I had, I had one beer, then I was going to get a second beer, and then I got such a bad stomach cake. I think just from nerves and the beer, and then I just did a ginger ale. So one bud light and one ginger ale. Got to write that in.

Yeah. Yeah. Literally. I wanted to because McKenzie is something, she's like, you need, like, just drink a little bit before the show. Like, it'll be so much easier. I was like, you're right. And then I had one beer.

I was like, babe, I got stomach cake. I'm in the bath. Stomachers. Yeah. Let you inside. I do some shots. You should go watch his podcast on his YouTube channel. But Jared explained to me that he

Like the way his brain works Is that he looks at the best case possible The best scenario And what could go wrong with that And that's like We came up with optimistically pessimistic Yeah Where it's like

Your first special name We were like There's got to be a joke in there somewhere But we're like it's such a weird I feel like other people do this too Yeah Where it's like with comedy My thing was like

When I first even thought of doing it I was like all right So like best case scenario I'm Chappelle And then Well, way to show up, Matt. Yeah, way to show up on time. Producer Matt was late.

No, we didn't. We said room 40. Think about how weird it would have been if we said 1240. Who starts at 1240? Okay, well, take over. Sherm can come on the show then. Matt, you're good. We weren't.

Yeah, damn. Like 15 minutes ago. No one was mad at you. You came in hot. Yeah, damn. Yeah, you pulled up on us. You can turn. You came in Matt at the Hudson.

And you were like, You can take your phone. Matt was ready to play defense. I didn't even know how to talk to us. Why are you mad at us? Oh, I appreciate it. Coming in hot. That was what a hilarious way.

Not my bad. Why the fuck for y'all? I did an Uber order. I'm just grabbing it really quick. Oh, you're the man. Clutch. Let's go. Flip.

New nickname flip. I told McKenzie that earlier. I was like, hey, we call Matt Flip now. She's like, why? I was like, it's a flip of corn if you like him. And she's like, that's really mean. I was like, yeah. Kind of is.

He's the one who brought it up. Yeah, yeah, you are the one that brought that up. And he has a theme song, so it's worth it. Flip. Flip. Flip. Shout out a little flip song, Game Over. Classic.

So good. Classic. That's sick, Joe. We can't, I mean. Yeah, that's fire, dude. Can't wait to be invited. Wait, so hold on. I can't wait to show up.

You do have to, like, close that last thought because Ferda walked in. Oh, okay. So, optimistically pessimistic. When I wanted to start in my head, am I, all right, so let's just say in a year, I'm, I'm Chappelle level of success. obviously, but then it's like, what's already crazy in my head. My brain just works differently. I don't think I will get that, but

then in my head, I'm like, what are all the problems that come with that? Like, logistically, I'm like, I don't want to figure I have to put together a show. I don't want to travel every weekend. It's such an awful way. Such an awful way to live. So you start there and then work backwards? Yeah, but then, so

the, like, the light bulb moment that me and JP had was he was like, I'm the opposite. Like, I just want to do something. I do it. I figure out all the details later. basically we were saying the solution is the same to these opposite problems which is just you can figure it out later like just do shit yeah like the side quest kind of thing it's like just do shit and then you can figure out the details like knowing you that's not you you need to have but honestly the comedy thing is like my first attempt at like trying not to have that many plans because when i

actually start logistically thinking about i'm like i actually hate going out on a tuesday night like i don't want to do this but then i'm like let's just get like stop being pessimistic about it like i i enjoy it you're kind of like uh exercising that whatever that is yeah Yeah, I forgot what that's called. Like, I don't know what it's called. There's a thing, it's like, yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're not carrying muscle. Yeah, there's a word for it.

Yeah. Don't try. Yeah. But now I will, I'll stop being the guy that. Optimistically pessimistic. It's a bar. In one year, that's Jared's special. No views.

Jerry. Beeman. Yeah. Flip. Flip. You're going to open flip. He's the host. He's MC.

I am going to stop being the guy. I got to say this out loud. once. I will stop being the guy now that's like every week like I'm going to do comedy. I do comedy like I'll oh dude don't stop. Yeah I know but like I'll bring it up every now and then but like I did like just I got to say his name Josiah. We were like it's good that I did it because like if I didn't do it this week it really would have been like all right you've been talking online for like three weeks about how you're going to do it like you're going to like that's yeah it's good to start because in my head it was like that'll keep me accountable say it out loud first then do it

but then it was turning to a thing it's like well shit I didn't get up now I'm just turning into the guy it's like every week I'm hyping up this big four minute set that No one's at. I mean, that's why it's your side quest, though. Yeah, I guess that's true. That's why we got to talk about them here. Yeah. Okay, I guess that is true.

What else did we have on that list? There's only one in my head that I want to get to, but what else was on there? Jill's birthday party was on there. The one that I put on there. That's right. What's the one that you? Jerry put one on there and took it off. We'll get to that later.

He thought about how good it might go. I don't know if I want to deal with that. I don't think I saw it. I can't wait. It was in. Put up there for like 10 seconds while I knew G was on the dock and I just write Like we're all putting topics and I know G's the only one

On the dog I just write ass or tits And then did you write something? Yeah he wrote yes and then I had like backspace six I'm like oh we're kidding and he's like what the fuck dude I was uh jill's birthday We were all there they hosted a great party Yeah So fun

Jill crushed it I wish y'all were there I know y'all obviously were Truly We want to host more That's something we're like really sad about ourselves because we used to host a ton back in Texas and just moving here,

all the logistics of it, meeting friends, Jill getting pregnant, having a baby now. So we're to the same point of like, the only way to do it is just do it. We're like, we have to host a birthday party for Jill.

Jill crushed the decoration stuff. I was just the one that was putting it up and she was telling me what to do. So it looked good because of Jill. And then you have this guy with a, I was going to. I was going to ask about that. All I was waiting.

He's crazy. You've heard this? No. I have still yet to talk with him, so I'll keep his name out. If he watches this like, we're sorry that happened. We hope you're okay. And nothing was embarrassing about it because I know I heard that. It's not like we're making fun of you at all.

We're not making fun of you. You don't think he's watching this? I've done that twice at events. What exactly happened to him? That's happened to me. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Like legitimately.

We just found out. Gee, have you heard? Have you heard? this story? No. Oh, okay, because I wanted to my seat. Now that he said that, I'm like, I want to hear that story. I just don't want him to think that if he watches this. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that like crazy.

Darrell's not alone. And Darrell's very far from his real name, so that is perfect. So we'll go with Darrell. Yeah, it's Derek. It's just our Derek. Yeah, we're just talking around. A, Daryl's super nice. We actually went to Baylor together. We were not

by any means, like friends, but we were acquaintances. of acquaintances. So it was a fun little, like, we're having this great conversation of he went to the Auburn Baylor game. And Jill and I did too. And we're doing all this catching up.

And I'm like, this Darrell guy rocks. I can't wait to interact with them for the rest of the party. All of a sudden, I look up and he's talking with chef. And chef's coming up to me. And he's like, hey, where's your bathroom, man? And the Daryl comes and grabs my arm. And he's like, hey, do you have a bathroom?

and he's spaced out and I'm like, I do have a bathroom. I'm like, I do have a bathroom. I'm like, let's go to it. I'm like, man, Darrell kind of turned up because he was really sober. No one is drunk at this point, by the way. No one.

20 minutes into the park. Yeah. Very early in the night. I walk up to the front door with them. We are literally at the precipice of the door and he starts going back and forth. I think he's kicking his shoes off. And so I go, brother, you don't got to kick your shoes off.

I remember. We're hearing that. And right as I go like that, he just completely falls to the ground. Thankfully, like his head kind of landed on my leg. I did not catch him at all the first time. First time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I get him up. 10% through the story. Jared comes up. Thankfully, we get him up. I got 10 minutes. All of a sudden he goes, and he's like, hey, do you have a bathroom? I'm like, yeah, we're going to it. Like, come with me and now my hand's like on his back.

Jared's holding onto his other arm. Barely. And out of nowhere just again, at that time I caught him. Mitch, the strongest guy at the party, Mitch is in the bathroom at this point, but his boys standing right over. Shout out, Megan. And I'm holding this guy that's way bigger than me and I'm maintaining eye contact with his dude.

And nobody's doing anything. I go, can you grab up? him. You were like, help. Hey, they go. Hey, can you, can you grab his feet? And he was like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we get him. We get him on the couch and he came back to again. He was like, hey, can everybody back up? Can everybody back? What's going on? And we're like, buddy, we want to back up and give you space. But what is going on? We want to help you.

Joe is introducing herself to him. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was like the nurse. Thankfully, Jill's a nurse and all these nurses are there. If you're going to pass out at a party, that's the party to do it because I'm pretty sure every girl there was either a PA, a nurse, or in the health field. Yes.

Something like that. It was then they all just flood in. And it's like, is you okay? It was literally like someone said like, does anyone a nurse or like, how? Everyone just like. Everyone. They literally start going. Sherman, can you get them a water?

We also need a fan. Hey guys. Uh, Jill, where's your stethoscope? Where's your trash bags? Yeah. Because he said. He's literally right there and has like eight nurses on them. And they diagnosed it in like two minutes.

They were like, Trinel. He had surgery on it before. While he was talking to chef and I guess telling a story, his shoulder popped out of socket and the pain from it just like all of a sudden the world just kind of like closed in on him. And he just started passing out. So you've done that twice?

Yeah. I'm like, I don't know if this is like I won't like make it all about me. All I'm saying is like I have a thing where it's like if I have like any kind of pain that overwhelms me quickly, even if it's not excruciating, I pass out, like, quickly. And it's like, I told, I think I, I want to,

literally, I don't know if I told you all at the party. I told you, like, when I worked at my last job, I dropped the mic stand on my toe. And, like, have you all broken a toe before? No. Turf toe, I'm pretty sure. I've had both of those. Like, I broke my toe.

When you break your toe, it's not, like, excruciating. But you're just like, fuck, I think I broke it. And it's only happened, like, three times where you just drop something heavy on it. You go to the doctor and they do an extra, like, it's broken. and you can't do shit about it. And that day,

I dropped a heavy-ass mic's down. It's like, oh, shit. Like, it hurt really bad, but it's not, like,

the end of the world. Like, I know what it is. Yeah. Like, um, and, uh,

me, so me and my, but we were, like, in the parking lot of the office, and we were, like, going to my coworker's car to drop off some equipment. Like,

when it happened, I was like, I'm pretty sure I just broke it. And then he's like, yeah, like, he knows, too. He's like,

yeah, that sucks. Yeah, it's crazy. We get into, like, I get into his passenger see, I was like,

I don't know how to tell you this, but I was like, I'm probably gonna pass out on this ride. I don't know, it's just a weird thing. And then I did, like at a certain point.

It's like anxiety or something. I don't know down the window. It truly is just like, overwhelming thoughts like, oh shit, it's broken out to go to the doctor. I'm terrified. It's just like,

work it up in your, yeah, and then it always happens. It hasn't happened like a million times, but it's happened like three or four. Dang. So bro wasn't drunk. He just, I mean, Daryl, sorry.

Yeah, Darrell wasn't drunk at all. I just relate to that feeling of like when you have pain, overwhelming, and you're at a party. Who did he know to be at the crib? My boy, Brian. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name?

Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend.

But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down?

Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title. for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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I don't think I could be in the same room with Shamrock the parrot. I'd be too nervous. That's right. The very funny Will Ferrell joins Rory Scovel and me, Josh Dean, for an episode dedicated to the many crimes committed by people also named Will Ferrell. They called to his fellow officer for the nippers. What are the nippers? Very good question.

No, I was thinking, would that be a good name for like a salad dressing? Simple assault. And it's a play on word, salt? Maybe not. I say we invest and we see. There's only one way to know. This did not amuse the cops. By the way, normally the cops are amused.

But this did not be it's the cops. Will even comes clean about some of his own crimes. I didn't get caught. You know why? If you don't want to be suspected of anything, you whistle as you walk. Listen to crime lists on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Best man at my wedding. Shout out Brian.

Brian, the bartender. Kill the wrong drinks. Great drinks. His margaritas are nuts. We start getting back there. We say, hey, you go drink. We're going to start making some. He's never had a bartender job in his life.

He does it for the love of the game. He got into it during COVID. We talked about it. Yeah, yeah, he did. He's sick. He's a mixologist now. Mixologist and his march are dangerous. Good.

Good. Good. But yeah, dude, I felt bad for Darrell. His wife and Darrell were leaving and they were so apologetic. I was like, you have nothing to apologize about. Get that shoulder figured out. That's what I felt bad about. Oh, yeah.

So Shirm is like, dealing with all of that. And I come out from the bathroom, like, what is happening? I just see this dude on the couch. And I see Matt, with your front door is still open. I see Matt walking in.

And Matt's like, shuffling. Yeah. He's like, and I'm like, he just showed up to the party. So he literally is like, yeah,

what up, boy? He's just about to be like, what's up, boys? It's going on. And I'm like, Hey, it's going on. No, I know,

let's just go outside. Let's go outside. Let's go outside. Let's go. And he hit him with. Ferdist starts going like, dude what the what the

yeah no that ass and I'm like I was invited and I was like no that that dude just passed out like things are going on

there but good hey what's up man nice to see yeah yeah yeah he's like he

that actually would have helped it would have helped I would have loved it flipped me yeah Matt was about

to be like yeah dude I was about to come in to make a scene if you didn't stop me so good thing

you stop me it was it came in shuffling for sure it was also funny to me because Jill is like, she's, like,

y'all just had a kid. This is, like, her first big, like, like, I get to, like, hang out and, like, drink. And, like, we've been telling her all day because I'd been at Sherm's house most today. We're like, oh, this will be so fun. Like, you get, like, finally, like, let loose. Like, even at the beginning of the party,

she still had the baby monitor. And we're like, like, it's all good. Like, it's like, finally we're all like, we literally said, right? Jill, go get a drink. And, like, right when that happened ever was like, hey, Jill, actually, like, can you come help in here?

These dude just passed out. Like, I felt so bad that she got pulled at the last second. That was the kicker. I guess from the commotion of that, it Scarlett wakes up. So as I'm holding him and Mitch's boy is coming to lift him up, I also hear from her nursery just. Yeah. Just going crazy. Not right now.

I was like, oh, man, this is. But, like, fight, fight through it. You know, we got to make it work. And it turned out being a great night. It was great. The only thing that's the only negative the bugs. I got bit up. Oh, I got,

my leg got destroyed my bugs. And we had so many mosquito candles. It's not even funny. Yeah. I told Jill, we needed the Tiki Torch ones. But other than that, great party.

Dude, I live in. The bugs were. You gotta get some off. What kind of food do we have? We did have off. Food-wise, we had, good question.

Cilbasa, hot dogs, Charcucci. And jalapeno poppers on the smoker. You're a master at those. Sherm had the smoke. in the front yard. I have those dogs were good.

Yeah, dude, the smoker's such a cheat code for the easy stuff. Like burgers, dogs. You just, you throw them on the smoker and it's such a cheat code. Dude, in your house, it's funny because I live right by Sharm, it wasn't even that bad compared to my house. Like, our neighborhood is just so, I mean, maybe all Nashville is, but the mosquitoes in that neighborhood are fucking insane. So bad, dude. And I told him, my neighbor has, like, water, standing water in the backyard. I think it's like 10 times worse at my house

Because at your house I was like this is amazing compared It's funny to hear that Because like it's just so bad over there The mosquitoes That makes me sad G's got to roll real quick So if we want to do our parlay

And then we can get back into other stuff Yeah So we can get G's pick I'm pissed Because the two next like topics Yeah What's the one that you want to talk about? I want to talk about the worst

TV or movie main character We can save that for the next episode Yeah we can save it We can save it Okay Yeah Because y'all brought up a really good one yesterday to where I was like, you fuck that guy. Yeah.

Actually, I have a bad one. I just thought of one. That's a good tease for the audience because now I'm sure they're like, wait. We can do that next episode for sure. Yeah, yeah. But to the parlay, do you want to go first so you can go? Do you want me to go first so you can look? I can go.

And if you all have it, I got some options. I'd like, for some reason I like Buck's Money Line. Come on. I mean, I like that too. You want to go money line or you want to go plus points? I mean, we can do plus points. Y'all have a say. You know me, I have no thought.

Plus three and a half? Yeah, plus three and a half. Okay. All right. Bucks? Yeah. Wait. Never mind.

I'm looking. Milwaukee bucks? No, I'm looking too far ahead. Like the next week. I am going to go chargers minus six and a half against the Giants. I think that defense is going to be too much for Jackson Dart. but I am so hyped that Jackson Dart is starting. It's going to be fun, dude.

It's going to be sick. You said Chargers is minus six and a half? Yes. I am going Rams minus three and a half at home against the Colts, minus 108 odds. Rams minus three and a half. Okay. I think I'm going to do Lions minus nine and a half.

One of the main reasons, because the Browns were able to pull off a little upset last week, I think it's perfect for Dan Campbell to be like, hey, we can't, yeah, like we can't let this happen to us. Yeah. So I'm going to go lions. Cool. Jared, you got one?

I don't know. I'm looking at the Ravens. I was thinking about moving the line. Okay, I'm going to do, I'm going to do the bills. No, no, more. The bills are currently at minus 15 and a half. I'm going to move that to minus 13 and a half. I like it.

I like that. Let me get there. All right, Jared, what do you got? Ravens are minus two and a half. You think it could be better than that or no? I think it's a good spot. I think it's, yeah. Y'all like minus two and a half.

All right, then, can I just say Ravens minus two and a half then? We need to learn you up more on football. No. He knows. I kind of don't want to. You just said he was going to move the lines. I know, but he just picks the Ravens every week. I did.

I guess who scored last week? Ravens. Your boy. Oh, yeah. Lone. Yeah, whatever you told me last week. They did score. Did he go money line or minus two and a half?

I did say before I was like, if y'all just want to pick an extra one for me, I don't know ball and I'm not going to know ball. That was going to be tough. So we got our six picks. I got to bounce. C. Bucks plus three and a half. Chargers minus six and a half. Rams minus three and a half.

Lions minus nine and a half. Bills minus 13 and a half and Ravens minus two and a half. That comes out to plus 3962, $10 to win almost 400. I had plus. plus 76 55. Did I do something wrong? I think you did maybe money line instead of... I moved my line on Buffalo Bills.

Did you do money line instead of... For the bucks? For the bucks. I did plus three and a half. So that's why his is high. I fit. I fixed it. I had the app open earlier and I had accidentally selected something.

All right. So stay tuned for that. Hopefully one of these times we'll hit. We'll hit. week one we did really good week two we did really bad maybe we'll be somewhere in the middle or we'll hit probably hit that's only logical explanation yeah or thought process have you seen what sass and rhone are doing no they have this show uh i think it's called just like the whiteboard or something and i think they i might misunderstand this but i think they pick every single NFL game

they do of the weekend and make a parlay out of it i mean it it's like odds like bet 10 win like a hundred I mean, but it's like, I think, I think what they always do is bet a hundred on it. And I think it, like, is a lot, like, when they would, if they would ever win. They've gotten, like, pretty damn close. Because the biggest winnings I think you can do on, or the best odds that you can do, it's like in the millions. Yeah, the max you can win is a million dollars. Yeah, yeah. Because we had something loaded up last year.

No, I think it was the first, it was opening day. There's the home run parlays. Yeah. But this could hit. I was one home run away from. like 300 grand. Yeah. It maxes out of a million.

Which is like even longer like home run parlows are just tricky. You could only put like two cents on it. Yeah. Oh, I do know you are talking about. Yeah. Yeah. What if you're betting like,

like, like huge units for something that's reasonable? Does that make sense? You bet a million dollars to win like 20,000. I think Fando has a cap on how much. I mean, that that would make sense that there's a cap. Yeah.

I just was curious. I'm sure that like, depending on your wager, there's probably some kind of rule difference there's definitely a max on the wager even if it's a likely thing if you're putting like 250,000 down I'm sure that they're willing to accept it yeah you'll be in the suite at any yeah that makes sense uh this is the next thing this happened to me this morning I want to hear this oh yeah and I don't know if it's a me thing or a guy thing or just what but I got my

coffee at parlor donuts shut out parlor donuts you get any donuts today yeah let's go On a Thursday. I think now that we kind of like sort of have off on Fridays, I think Thursday is going to be my thing. Come in a little bit later for the Thursday stream. But I got that like I'm there. I'm like the only one there and it's later than normal. So they didn't have all my donuts.

So I started like. They didn't have. I normally get the two that I normally get and they were out of them. So I asked like, I enjoy asking like the people like, hey, what's your favorite thing? Maybe I'll like that. So innocent. So I was like, hey, I'm going to get. I'll get to chocolate, chocolate.

what other ones do you recommend? And so like we started, this girl and I started talking and it's like, she's like, ah, I like this, I like this. I'm like, all right, I'll try that one. So then I'm checking out. She's like, so what's like, like, what's your name? I see you in here all the time. And I'm like, oh, like, I'm Mitch.

Like, she's like, oh, like, nice to finally meet you. And then we just started talking. She started asking about like, what do down here? And I was like talking about work. And I didn't ask her anything about her. But like, essentially it was like, yeah, I've been down here for three years here at worked at NASCAR for a year in Charlotte and then moved over here like work for busting with the boys NFL thing and all to say all of that to say how do you know when or when not

you're being hit on and if somebody is flirting with you because like I'm walking out I'm like was she trying to like flirt with me or something like what what happened I just cheat would she just be it super nice or was she hitting on you I have no question yeah because I have no idea like I don't know I'm thinking really hard I'd be so oblivious to that. I'd be like, yeah. Have y'all seen the video from that, uh, Indian comedian guy or like, like Sahib or something? He makes these hilarious sketch comedy things. He's the one. It's like, when you're a fringe friend trying to like, yeah, bro, he has one. And it was like, when a waitress is literally just doing her job, but your one friend thinks he's flirting. Yeah. And it like cuts to the friend and he's like, look, she's like, can I take your order? He's like, he's like, that situation would make me think of it. But I love the. question how do you know i have like i'm trying really hard to think because i don't have like an immediate because in my like in my head i'm like oh i'm just like having a conversation with her like there's nothing but then i've been in situations like when i lived in charlotte with like my ex-girlfriend at

the time she was like why like what's happening here and i'm like right i think i'm just having a conversation i think context is everything like i think what time are you there at the donuts like 11 i feel like at a i'm it's getting hit on in the in the a.m period it is less likely right she was like i'm like i see you in here all the time like what's your name yeah but see i like i don't do that to girls but like if i say at the gym i see somebody in there i'll go up to and be like or i see you all the time what's like what's your name and i'll introduce myself that passing combo at a night party like that's drinks and stuff i'm like okay that's normal yeah however at a in the morning everybody's trying to get to where they're going

everybody's busy, they're tired and somebody's like keeps on Oh, you know. You're saying that's opposite. Like if you're drinking and stuff like, I'm saying morning is friendly. I'm just having a casual. So me and JP are saying the opposite.

Like in my head at a drinking thing, if a girl's like really like talking me up, I think that's flirting more than like the girl doing her. I'm not disagreeing with you. Like I'm not on the term side. No, I know. But I'm saying like, yeah, we're on more of the same side and y'all are on more of the same side.

Because like in the morning like you're just trying to get to work. He was just trying to get my coffee, my donuts and dip. I see both sides. But if she's like trying to be there, 11? Like 11, 11.15, just trying to like. What that says to me is like this guy doesn't have a lot going on this morning. He's probably chained. She did ask me like, what do you do for work?

He said, you're here at 1115. I'm like, he's taking his time picking out these donuts. And but I'm just like. So you're not in a rush. We had like a five minute conversation and I'm like in the back of my head. Do I say have a girlfriend? Like, what do I do here? Like what is happening?

just overthinking the entire thing and she could have just been super friendly right and because they are very nice at parlor they are they're the best and the last but I was just like and in my head I'm like should I ask something about her like is that too much of my guy am I then giving it

giving it back to her like what is happening right now just overthinking her back should we kiss is Brooke watching right now is this a test Brooke planted her best case do I really want to deal with two girlfriends do I want to cheat

I want a donut, yes. Then I got in the car and I'm like, do I just text, do I text Brooke? I don't know if I was just getting flurred with. Do I apologize to Brooke? Yeah, I definitely think you're overthinking for sure. But I think it is a good question. It's a great question. How do you know?

How do you know? And in the off chance because there are just, there's people out there that are interesting. And imagine Mitch walking in with Brooke one day and she's behind the counter and she's this, who's this? Yeah, you always talk to me. It's like, oh, shit. My girlfriend, Brooke. The one time, like, one time me and McKinsey were at this bar, this is the only time that I've been with her, with McKinsey, where she was like, that girl was flirting with you,

that you could not tell at all. And it was like, this girl we know, she had a friend. I still don't know who the girls, but, like, McKinsey kind of knew her. Okay. And she, like, came up, because we're in a circle talking. And she's like, oh, like, I think it was like when I was working at Barstool. And she was, like, asking about that. And she kept asking about it.

Kind of, like, work kind of stuff. And I was just like, McKinsey's beside me. So I'm like, oh yeah. And like McKinsey wasn't accusing me of flirting at all. Like I was just answering the girl's questions talking. And we walked away. She's like, that girl was flirting so hard with you.

I was like, really? Yeah, that's exactly how I'm saying she was. I think, I think, I don't know if insecure is the right way. Like,

because it's not like an insecure thing, but it's like, yeah, we're almost so like, she's flirt with me. Like, why? Yeah. There's no shot of this person's flirting with me.

Yeah, because in my head is having a good conversation. Fully. Like in my head is, except for maybe one person in this room. Oh yeah. Yeah, Matt. That's what Cooper and I were laughing at.

Matt's right. Matt goes straight to like, he's like, if a hostess is like, how many seats do you want? He's like fucking chill. Matt's like, you have something to say on it?

Any female that interacts with you, they're hitting on you. What was the last thing she said to you? That's important. That's a good question. She's like nice to finally meet you. Oh. Nice to like finally like for like.

Put a face to a name to the mouth. She was flirting. Yeah. Yeah, she was for it. It's all about that last line. If she was like, oh, well, you know, nice to meet you. But saying that, like, hey, finally, like, put a name to a face and keep adding on to it. Yeah, she was floored.

That's what I was like. It's all about the last line. It's all about the last line. I like that's how they close it. Our resident ladies, man. And she was like, uh, um, she kept asking me like, oh, so like, what do you do there? Like, really died. I'm like, this is.

I thought. So I do think in my head, subscribe. She's already. She's already. Looked at you on the audio board in the morning, what I do? Yeah. So you know, like, I just gave system and processes to Jared. I can email it to you.

Were there people in line? No, it's just me. Oh, okay. Can you imagine how annoying that? Because if it was like that, if there were people in line, I'm like, okay, then definitely. And that's where my brain was. Now, like, y'all's perspective, like, hey, she was just doing her job. I don't think y'all are wrong.

I just think like, I, you know what I mean? Like, it's not a take that I'm like, y'all are missing. If that place had been packed for sure and she's doing that, I would have been like, yeah, I think she definitely was. like interested in having a conversation with you. That's a good like, not debate, but like, yeah, it's like, when are. I just, I think it just goes to show. And what an answer.

I don't know. What an answer. I don't know if it's just how dumb guys are or how oblivious guys are. Like, when it comes to like, oh, you were flirting with me? Like, is that, that's what happened? I would say the same thing. Like, me and McKinsey have been in a bar where a dude is like very obviously flirting with her.

And she's, like, friendly, like, just talking back to him, like, with me right beside the same exact situation where afterwards I'm like, that dude was like, it feels, I mean, it's way more obvious with guys. I think for sure. But maybe we're just Ladies, I stand with you. Like maybe it's like we're guys so we don't

Maybe it's just So I think Typically we're the pursuers So it's like You're right If a girl is coming up to you It's not So you think like girls

Like they like shouldn't be strong Enough to walk up to a guy And hit on them Like you think they're that little Depends on the girl Like you're being sexist Depends on a girl I will say

That was a dead Did not end Yeah That one did not land I will say having a ring on, it is interesting in conversations like, I will pick up, I don't think these people are hitting on me.

I get you one of these. But like I will pick up on the fact that like people every now and then I'll see them look down and see my ring. It just like small little. And the girl's like, oh, shit. She will. Is that a good thing if she does that? Damn it. This conversation's over.

No, they are doing that. But that is one thing that I have noticed. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Jack. Oh, Jack, I mean, any girl that talks to him is just. We are balls deep in a conversation right now. And I'll just briefly tell the story. I went and got my donuts this morning.

Parlor? Yep. And the lady or the girl that was helping me out, super nice girl, just started like, hey, what's your name? What do you do for work? Just kept going. And I couldn't tell if she was flirting with me or just being friendly. Had you paid already?

I was like paying. And then like, I was asking your name? Where are you? We didn't even bring up the payment. Yeah, like I had paid and then I was staying there for another minute. That was a good question. Maybe she wanted to tip. Yeah, that's a good question.

I mean, I think about that. Because you can be like, what's your name like for the order? But she's asking your name. She was like. She was like. She was like. Or maybe it's just cool to be kind again. See, that's the kind of that's a bad.

But I was saying like, I see you in here all the time. Like, nice to finally put a name to your fit. Like name to the face kind of thing. It could be you're now attained regular status, which is right. Yeah. applause from itch that's a big deal I did see they had like a friends and neighbors

they added that little discount on there so I don't know but there was a guy that was there and he rang me up so I don't know if he did it or if the girl did it but in my like that was another thing I'm like what the fuck is happening right now she's like but yeah so that's what we've been talking about for the last 15 minutes

right off what's up guys that was the perfect third party appearance of just not hearing any of our debate and you brought up some great points Jack. Like part of me wants her to be hitting on you, but part of me more of me wants it to just be a kind soul. Me too. Like you're in here enough.

Like what do you do? Like you buy a shit ton of donuts. You must have a good job. Yeah. I'm here at 1115. So what do you do for work? Why aren't you at work yet? It's so nice that you're treating your coworkers every week going on.

This is just for me. This is solo. Yeah. But yeah. That's right on. Hey, I had a good answer. He was like it depends on the last line. Yeah, yeah.

What was the last line? She was like nice to finally put a name to a face. I mean, that feels like it's hitting on you. Yeah, that's exactly what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all are just like. Yeah, hell yeah. What up time?

It's kind of a good, like you made a joke about it, but how old was she? Like, roughly. I have no idea. Probably like my age. I was going to say it's going to come out. She's like 70. Yeah, I was going to say it would be hilarious if she's really old. Nice old woman.

I think she was like around my age. Oh, okay. And that's kind of. But I like, the thing is I didn't ask her a single thing about herself. So that's why I was like, I mean, you can't be like, what do you do? It's like. you're looking at it well in Nashville

though that's true that's a very good point she could be a musician comedian don't judge people just based off of their day job beard

why did I get a big pop that was next of it New York was good yeah yeah quake as always but I wanted to be there especially because Will

obviously first ball trip to New York handled it like a champ all the guys are having fun with it, but the more comments I see where like, I want to dislike this haircut, but they're like, he looks good. He needs to keep it.

I keep telling him, like, dude, I'm like saying this so seriously. You need to have a moment where you consider keeping this haircut. Like, you don't have to keep it forever, but maybe till Nebraska loses again. 100%. But they have a buy this week. So it's like, I feel like every Saturday they win, he should go clean shaving again. I just, I don't know. I agree.

Because he's a guy that he wants to make sure there's no stone untoward. For sure. For Nebraska to succeed and that's one of the stones. I can feel it in his kind of just energy, his confidence. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers and guess what? We have some big news.

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Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.

Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas. And offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.

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That's right. The very funny Will Ferrell joins Rory Scovel and me, Josh Dean, for an episode dedicated to the many crimes committed by people also named Will Ferrell. They called to his fellow officer for the nippers. What are the nippers? Very good question. No, I was thinking, would that be a good name for like a salad dressing? Simple assault.

And it's a play on word, salt? Maybe not. I say we invest and we see. There's only one way to know. This did not amuse the cops. By the way, normally the cops are amused. But this did not. It's the cops.

Will even comes clean about some of his own crimes. I didn't get caught. You know why? If you don't want to be suspected of anything, you whistle as you walk. Listen to crime lists on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This feels like it's boosted because he was very nervous, I'm sure, on Sunday and Saturday night when we got back from the bus and bowl for obvious reasons. But I feel like because of the outpour of like, hey, this actually. does look good on you.

Maybe this is for the best. He, I think, is leaning into it a little bit more. He got put on Scott Van Pelt's radar. Yeah. That's so sick. And they gave him some,

honestly, some pretty solid tips. Yeah. That was some real breakdown of bald culture. I wonder how Taylor would take being bald. I feel like Will is like, he's actually accepting it. I feel like Taylor would be like.

I feel like Taylor wouldn't look very good bald, but his hair is going to grow back. So, probably thicker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. now and we've talked about it before Taylor's got a great hair line great head of hair but yeah I think

will's understanding that at some point in the future maybe not tomorrow maybe not this is my future years that yeah being bald is his future he knows that so I think it's like a good just like in the future when you have to stare down the gun barrel like a lot of us like I'll be one of those guys like my hair is like creeping up on the sides oh yeah and I don't know how I'm gonna you know weather with a ball head or if I'll go that far but I think about every day in the shower when I I see my hair on the ground. Just falling out, dude, it's bad. Honestly, Will's setting a lot of confidence out to those premature balding guys.

Right. Not that Will's ever usually in, like, a bad mood during the week, but he's been in a very especially good mood this week. I'm saying, I think he's his hair cut. I think he's trying to ask after. I was saying he's trying to comment you on Twitter. Oh, I know. Oh, the thumbnail?

Yeah. I mean, that's just, I saw that notification. I went looking at it and I was like, well, that's just your own fault. That's just you will. This may be messy water since they are a sponsor, but Roe does have hair regrow stuff. And I was like, if there are people at the shop, they're interested in that, because it sounds like Will is. I'm like, we should reach out to them and be like, hey, we can do the Roe Sparks, but also can we do the Finasterd ride? We're all balding.

Finaster ride ad reads. I think Will just needs to stay like, just go out to Turkey while he's bald right now. He's got a ride out the season. Yeah, I agree. Once he grows that beard back in, it looked sharp with the beard. Yeah, when he had a little mustache and the little soul patch. When he gets the Orlando Bloom going. Yeah.

Circa Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Well, yeah. Didn't we have some other good? Yeah, I thought there was another topic on that. There was something else that was good on there. Oh, T, T, or A's. What's that?

Oh. I don't know. I'm checking it. Jared wrote tits her ass on the dock. It was Jared. thing, Jill's birthday party the one that we just talked about and then the one was the worst TV and movie main character

but that's when we went away for G the parlay. Should we do Inside the Bus merch? Would y'all like that? And then also like start insider questions and like comment, Twitter, stuff like that. Like, not like a tier talk for Bussing, but like for a tier talk for like us. I love that

and can I petition, I said this off of the set, but can I petition for our parlay segment to be called insider trading. Are we allowed to? Do we like that name? Until someone tells, I love the name. Yeah, yeah, I was just, I love the name.

As long as, like, Fandle is like, yeah. Maybe we don't call it the illegal thing. I think once we, once we hit a parlay, I think it's when we start pushing to Fandle like, hey, we need our parlay on the site. They'll never do that. We got to take down a lot of names to get on there, which we can do.

We can do it. All I'm saying is it might take more than one parlay, which we need to rise up to that occasion. Hey, Fando, we hit a parlay. When is our photo shoot for the app? After this week, if we don't hit this parlay, I think we go, we all try and find an alt spread that we really like.

Just go super fucking safe with it. Yeah. Like alt spread into the safer direction. Odds like plus 300 type. Yeah. Per leg. This is when lunch. Let's just win lunch

Just a little lunch Yeah Just a little lunch Yeah I try to change our lives And then let's build on that And then we go Then maybe we get dinner Then we get a vacation

And then we get Kane Prime dinner Yeah And then we buy Bustin with the boys Then we buy Fandall I was gonna say If we wanted to do just a quick one What's everybody's favorite cut of meat For a stage

Like if you're to cook or order Ribi. Probably New York Street. Bone in, bone list. Bone in. Temperature. Say your temperature. Medium rare.

And then you don't have to, like, if you like it medium or well done, like, just rise up. Do you say it? I'll say it, medium well. New York strip, medium. Okay. Give me mashed potatoes on the side. And I'll dip the steak in the mashed potatoes, get a little combo. Little au jus, maybe, on the potatoes.

I like a strip. If I'm making one at home, I'm making one at home. I like a strip. It feels like it's the most consistent cut of meat to cook with. I actually cooked two strips last night that came out. I like it medium rare plus. I don't like it where it feels like it, like you could question if it needs a little more time,

but I do like it to be pretty wall-to-wall pink. And if I can remember, I'll send you the photo. You can put it up there. It came out pretty damn good. It looked good. Your steak always looked good. I don't think that you post. Yeah, I don't think we saw your meat pick last.

Did you post the meat pick? Yeah, it was like it was a little. late. It was like right when we were taking off to go to New York yesterday. But it's a good I also love a ribby. A good fatty piece that just yeah those are good. As someone that doesn't know how to order steak well as someone that's like started liking steak in the last like year with the cut of me I always just ask what's like the most popular thing at the place. And I order that medium well. What'd you get at cane? You remember? Wagu filet. Medium well.

I feel like ever since uh jp's engagement dinner where you were like Taylor order for me, I don't know what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you used to not like steak, right? I didn't like steak before that dinner. Yeah. And I'll say this, like, which ever, McKenzie always, like, makes jokes about it. Like, before I, like, started eating steak. I never, like, dislike steak. It always tasted all right.

You just didn't know how you liked it. That, but, like, even when I ate it, like, a good one, I was like, this tastes fine, but, like, it doesn't, like, I don't love it and it's expensive. So it's like, why would I be ordering this? You know what I mean? So I just never ordered steak because it's like, if I'm at someone's house in their cooking steak, I enjoyed it. But I didn't, like, love it.

And now, like, recently I kind of started, like, not loving it, but like, it's still not my favorite food ever, but it is pretty damn good. Yeah. Especially in a nice place. To what you're saying, there's no shame at all in asking a waiter what they would prefer. That's what I always do now. Especially if a waiter comes up and right off the jump, you can tell that this guy isn't just trying to sell you on like the highest price cut.

Yes. Right. Because I went to Sparry's like a little, like maybe a month ago. Sparry's gas. I think it's my favorite sake. I was in Nashville. And I asked the guy what he would have preferred. I was going to get a straight.

Yeah. And he told me to go with this like, I forget what it was. It was some cut of a ribeye and I got it phenomenal. And then another thing I feel like I will even ask, even though I feel like I can cook a steak to pretty solid temperature or whatever you want. I'll be like, what does the chef prefer on it? Like if it's a ribby, it's going to be cooked a little bit less as opposed to, you know, a strip steak or something like that. Yeah. He didn't even recommend the most expensive one.

Like there was other ones on that. Yeah. And it's like I don't really order steaks at non-stakes. nice places because I don't love steak that much. I only get steaks when it's like nice places or if we're cooking a home, that's different. But like I'm only getting steak at like a nice steakhouse. That's been a pretty fun added bonus of that Rectacktack smoker that I got is just reading through the app of like the temperature settings.

Jack just brought up. How many ounces is your boneless ribeye? Okay, then you'll want to smoke it to get it to this temp for medium rare. And I'm like, so after that, will you like take it off and then would you, Would you sear your steak efforts or will I do it for you? You can reverse sear with the smoker, which I like that. Jill does too. Not everyone does.

I love the char and that's probably my favorite part of the steak. With pink in the center and good crust, that's it. I just put a crazy amount of olive oil. Yeah, that's what you do a low smoke point, olive oil. Oh, yeah. It's a pokey puck. Oh, it's so good. You just steer the shit out of that thing.

And to answer the question, I think I would do a boneless ribby, medium rare plus or just like a heavy sear on it. I feel like I do have to say is the guy that like orders medium well. If it's, if someone's ordering sticks for the table, I don't say anything. Wait, do you actually order your steak medium well? Yeah. I don't say like. Right where we started this conversation, I did not want to come in here and just be nasty anyone.

I was like, Jared, honestly, if I had to pick someone who orders me as well, it would be. Yeah. Like. But I wanted to give you an opportunity to. You said you were like, be honest. I'll be honest. It's medium well. like enjoy your steak how you

but if someone orders for the table I am not ever being like um can we get this one a little bit more like when we when me and Taylor were in Vegas before went to UFC he ordered steaks to the room and oh my god they were like mooing they were like it was just raw and I didn't say anything yeah I ate the whole thing it was fine but it's like

have you had like a true like medium steak or yeah yeah like for sure and it's not bad like it's fine I'll eat it but it's like at Kane I was told McKinsey I was like should I just like order me You're paying over like $100 for this. Just get it how you want it. But if I'm with people and it's like a big thing, I will not do that.

Yeah. But if I'm like at cane with just my girlfriend and I'm paying a lot, I'm going to get it how I want it. I'm going to somehow ties back in with Will's bald head. Like at the end of the day, you need to start ordering it like medium well. If you're paying for it. Well done. You're going to get judgment and comments every time. But at the end of the day, doing what you want to do.

Just do you. Type ship. You're paying for it. Yeah. If I'm not paying, though, it can be however. It's actually overcooked. Yeah, that's what I went at your thing and when Taylor's ordered stakes. I just get it however it comes.

Triple entrance. Gee! Are you coming in, G? Oh, let's go. Oh, hey, I finally finished the Charlie Sheen doc. How about that ending? I started it. Is anyone in the middle of it?

Yeah, I won't say anything, but dude, that document was done. I thought you probably appreciated it for what it was, just. like it was so well done. No matter what the subject was, the documentary was just... There was no part of it that got born or long-winded. The way they would integrate old movie clips that would give context to the specific story, but that has nothing to do with it. I'm like, this is...

A bunch of two and a half men clips, yeah. Yeah, I finished it last time in New York, and it just felt like a good omen. I finally lay down my bed. It's like 12.30, and I'm like, I kind of want to watch like 20 minutes of a show and I fall asleep. And, you know, it's like 12.50. I think at this point. And so at 1 a.m. one singular episode of two and a half a man

was starting with Charlie Sheen. I was like, gotta watch it. It's probably because this doc and his press tour, they're just like CBS or whoever does it. I'm sorry. No, I know. Blasting it. I love the, like, how they interview him

the whole time. I thought that whole set up and shot was. Yeah. Wild ending. I'm seeing, yeah, the ending. Just kind of call me off guard. I haven't seen it yet. We'll recap it. I want to.

I have to. to watch so bad. It's only two hour and a half episode. So you can like split it up like night by night. You're like watching a movie type or just like throw it on. But yeah. So many people in it that you'll recognize. All of his wives that he's had.

You just kind of realize. I think we were just kind of. Hey. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. No, no. No, no. No, I don't think we should.

I didn't know. Maybe we can discuss. They're going to say in the comments. No. Yeah. Yeah. I want to say it. There's just such.

There's just, I'm not going to say what it is. I'm not even going to live to it. All I'm going to say is just like at the end It's just like when like the story feels finished There's just this random thing You're like wait what? And like they don't even make a big deal out of it Which is kind of cool

I think just to give context Without giving it away he goes all right Now tell us about all the crazy stories You've never said like on record So it's like all stuff he's never spoken about It's not like you know he goes on the list Where it's like whoa whoa Yeah

There's a couple things that jump out Where you're like oh whoa It's things that you like People would like they almost like preemptively were like these are going to be things that we couldn't dive into because we didn't have information on it let's just quick hit these at the end tell us about this tell us about this and then he just answers to all of them where it's like if you were a charlie sheen fan you were like mad or worried that something was going to be left out it's like he answered all of it real quick he's going

viral he just goes man yeah he's going viral right now for a podcast he's saying he got with like x amount of girls he was 47 yes i saw that and somebody did the math they were like this would mean like three girls per day for X amount of years straight. Do we think that's real? No, but I definitely believe he's up there. Yeah, his number was 47,000.

It's like real chamberl. You guys can repost this clip but we talked about it. I love it. I haven't watched it yet, but I want to. Yeah, but definitely watch the Charlie Sheen dock. It's, and it's on which streaming platform? Netflix. He was just such a polarizing figure

that you kind of forget about how just influential it was for so long. And people were just like cheering on. Yeah. Chearing on like the destruction of his life. And like it's kind of the whole story. He just was in like that in the weird worst way. Perfect time period.

Like 80s, 90s, early 2000s. The last era before. If he was doing that stuff now, it would, it would never work. He would have got, he would have got. He can't smoke crack and be a fucking. And the highest paid. Highest paid TV person You gotta have a lot of NDAs going on

But what was the offer That they made him per episode Was it 2 million an episode Holy shit I'm watching I'm literally watching an episode Last night thinking about that I know

I felt that for Alan Or whatever his name is in real life He's like you see how I look right now Yeah But he was like I'm getting paid A third of that I'm like I don't know A third of two million

You know Fuck man 600,000 episode Like I understand But it's like dude y'all got to watch unknown numbers what's that this is true story

this high school couple our freshman and sophomore they get they're getting cyber bullies and it's all about finding who did it because it's in this small town and you want to talk about a crazy ending okay i told mackenzie because yeah

we decided not to like i'm not hating on the dock we didn't watch it we watched a little bit of it but then we didn't finish it and like the charlie she one no no no numbers so like i decide that we weren't going to finish it so i let you spoil it for me And I asked McKinsey last night Are you gonna finish it Because if not, let me spoil it for you

And then she was mind-blown to At what you told me Some of these shows we gotta watch Between people stay Before the Thursday stream Like we could In that little dead period Before the Thursday

Shrooms today Flip Yeah Episode 3 season 2 Oh episode 3 is awesome season I mean Season 3 is an awesome season Episode 3 is awesome too

Yeah Episode 3 of all How long we've been going on that? Oh You want to close this out for a minute, Coop? We got a, have you already built the Parlay? Oh, can we? Yeah, I'd like to add in.

Yes, yes. Yeah, this. What do you guys have? Here, I'll show you. Run me down. Because I need to wipe me down. Shout out Sandool. Wipe it down.

So you guys have been going for a minute when I walked in. Like 59 minutes. You guys were like, the first thing you started was Mitch getting hit on. No. Oh, yeah. How did that go? Mitch has two girlfriends. Moral of the story I was getting hit on.

This girl can... Did you ask her if she's a good videographer? Moral of the story, I'm handsome. What are you doing on Wednesday nights? This is what we have so far. Read it off. Okay, we got Tampa Bay plus three and a half, Chargers minus six and a half,

Rams minus three and a half, Detroit minus nine and a half, bills minus 13 and a half, Baltimore minus two and a half. Plus 3,900, almost plus 4,000, so... Put us over the edge. Let me...

Titan's 20-1. Let me just bomb this parlay Let me do something quick I was thinking about Who were the Titans playing this week? I was thinking about putting that in there But out of respect for the room Dude honestly

I believe in Carson wins So do I I like Vikings minus two and a half The Steelers In Ireland The Vikings defense is gonna Think about in Ireland Carson wins with his red hair

That brings it up to I like that thing $7526 $10 to win $7502. Send that in. Can you send the best tip? Can you send the best slip like link? Yeah.

Sign us out, Coop. We're going to Ireland. Sign us out. Episode 19. Thank you all for tuning into episode 19. Please be back for a big milestone episode next week, episode 20. Let's go. Yeah.

It's a big one. Maybe a guess. We've got to get more guess. That's a big episode. Everyone hashag the insiders. Hey, apparently people like side quest too. Oh. Yeah.

Like as the name or as the Just the vibe Let us know in the comments What you want to hear Let us know When you change your name again Let us know If you want us to call our side quests

Our inside quest Wait Jack needs a side quest Yeah what is your side quest Oh yeah Garrett kind of filled me on this I will have one concrete next week I feel like the obvious one Would be like really diving into the content

I've been doing with like Titans games and Vol Did you show you What about painting? Yeah wasn't your Painting is something I actually And I was thinking about making the secondary bedroom some kind of

not arts studio but a place where I could at least just try it and go painting so either be that or I know Cooper has been talking about clipping out like video game stuff I've been playing the new skate game

and I saw a lot of people have been streaming it and like part of me almost wanted to stream a little bit of it but that's a big time commitment so I will come back fully you need to go full Gary BUC

paint fully quested out honestly yeah painting might have to be it because I feel like we have a video game lane so maybe expect Get the chair. tentatively right now painting. You can paint Ferdah.

Maybe I'll bring a painting in next week to show my commitment. Hey. Hey. I got my mom on next week and just paint them. Oh. Hey. She paints us while we're doing our show. Yeah.

Episode 20 guest. Shout out SideQuest. Shout out inside quest. I think that. I think we're good. Yeah, I think we're good. Tune in next week. Next Wednesday, East Room.

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