Call Her Daddy - 10- Stop Nutting Early Please

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

We discuss our favorite topic which is how to out crazy the crazy. We also provide the four important steps for men to last longer in the bedroom along with sugar daddies and queefs. Enjoy!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy the daddies are back it's hump day baby what is up guys it's alex and sophia back at it again hello everybody i was gonna say with another episode of call her daddy but the bitch cut me Hey, baby. What is up, guys? It's Alex and Sophia back at it again. Hello, everybody. I was going to say with another episode of Call Her Daddy, but the bitch cut me off. Okay. How are you doing today, Sophia? I'm feeling great, but I am a little bit fucking annoyed. Why? Because people keep writing in to us, Alex, saying that they find our podcast offensive.

Offensive? No shit. No shit. No shit. Like, I don't even know what to tell these people. It's beyond me. I'm like, go watch Sesame Street. Fucking jack off to Big Bird or whatever you need to do. Big Bird does have some thighs on him.

He's got some goddamn hips. He's thicker than a snicker. He totally is. He's got that thick thick. Guys, just I'm over you telling me that it's offensive. a snicker. He totally is. He's got that thick thick. Guys, just I'm over you telling me that it's offensive. We get it. Go listen to something else.

Yeah, I don't understand why people are so offended. It's like, guys, all you have to do is read the titles and then don't listen. I know. It's like, sex me so I know it's real. Put it in the ass so I know we're working with something. Like, what? I don't know if we have that one yet, but maybe episode 11 we can't okay so yeah i agree guys if you have an issue with our podcast back the fuck up and if you are part of the daddy gang hello daddies we're back guys it's episode 10 i know that's insane that is pretty new we would ever get here who knew i thought we would be one and done one and

that's what a lot of people do say. They're like, you guys aren't going to be able to sustain this. There's no way you guys are going to be able to keep doing this. To that I say, we are here and we're going to be here for a while. At first I thought you were going to say one and done is what everyone tells you. They fuck me once and they're done. I literally thought you were about to say that. I was like, okay.

Okay. To that I always say SMA. Do you know what sma is suck my ass oh you guys should start using that i think it kind of like gets people aroused but also it takes them aback so anyways i want to get into something that uh you and i were talking about on the subway this morning and that is our apartment our apartment so um let's talk about last week okay so one of us brought a man home i'm not gonna name names right someone in this room honestly actually the way this intro is going i'm just gonna cut you off and say it was me hi i was the one that brought the fucking guy back there's no need to sugarcoat it alex cooper that was not sophia franklin alex brought a guy back sophia would never do such a thing never anyways our apartment well okay our apartment

in our drunk like that i have to say i was in my drunkest state we have an unsaid thing about our apartment that we never bring people back yes people from the outside world are not allowed to enter our apartment and so you know i must have been some type of fucked up to let a guy come back we do not let outsiders into our apartment why because our apartment is actually terrifying so the fact that you brought a man home alex is shocking to me like you must have been blackout i was oh my god so all right our apartment guys if you don't live in new york city i know a lot of people are like oh my god new york it's awesome and it is awesome to live in new york city however the way we are living may not specifically be that luxe living

you're looking for i think like we need to paint a picture okay first of all when i say that our apartment is fully furnished from things that we have found in the trash i'm not no you're not lying i'm not lying no every single thing but wait can i confirm because people who don't live in new york like it's not like we're dumpster diving up in this bitch like there are just things that are on the side of the road right fully like completely new half the time people leave everything on the side of the road because it's too no one has a car here no one has a moving truck etc so let's talk about talk about the rug what about let's just get into the rug because that kind of like gives an encompassing idea of

what our apartment is we had this big beautiful luxurious rug that we took from the trash i am just realizing we sound actually disgusting but the rug was cute okay i promise you it's like a little white shag rug i finally was able to convince alex and lauren our other roommate to shake the rug out because it needed a good shaking because i knew that there were some things in there it got to the point alex where if i lost like a piece of jewelry i would ask Alex and what would you tell me oh I'd be like did you check the rug that's fucking nasty so we finally shook this rug out yeah we did and when I tell you 72 dollars worth of change came flying out like eight cheetos oh yeah a piece of bread amount of hair oh you could make hair extensions with the amount of hair that came out of that you could so moral of the story is that just gives you an idea of it's it's gross okay um our bathroom now this is how it ties into this story from last week of the guy coming over our bathroom the ceiling happened to be leaking shit and pee so that's cute and so our landlord doesn't give a shit about us he's like oh there's

rain i'll come in a couple days i'll get it and we had to put a pot to catch the poo and the pee woo okay so i wake up in the morning i feel someone leave my bed i didn't really know who was in my bed he goes to the bathroom i know concerning he goes to the bathroom he comes back from the bathroom at this point i'm stunned that there's even a human in our apartment. So I don't really register what he's saying. And he just looks at me and he says, your bathroom is so scary. But I also think that the smell of your overall apartment may be scarier. I just about died. That is the most most horrible embarrassing thing i've ever heard what

do you say when something like that happens i legit looked at him and i kind of like smirked gave him the peace sign handed him his shoes and he walked out i do not fucking believe that you let him stay over oh i know because guess what, guys? Sophia happened to be coming in early 7 a.m. morning. Where were you that night, Sophia? I was leaving the gym, stupid. She was being responsible and not bringing a man back. Exactly. And so he ran into Sophia. And what did you do? I ran into him and I, you guys have to understand it was like seeing a ghost because people do not come over to our apartment. I was like, holy shit, Alex must have been some type of way last night. Yeah.

I tipped my hat to this guy as he walked out, this poor, unfortunate soul, because I knew what he had witnessed in that apartment. And Alex, I went into your room and what did I tell you? She looked down at me, guys, and she goes, Alex, I i said i hope you know or no i said i hope that you don't actually like this guy because he will never be talking to you again you will never be hearing from him and to this day guys i have never heard from him again so fuck me right like cool dude that's actually really fucking disgusting that our apartment makes grown men literally like 35 talk to us again but i do have to say that there is one positive about our apartment i totally forgot about this give it to them it is true if you do live in our apartment you do get high for free for free free f-r-e-e

it's amazing it may not be with your consent you may not have any part of wanting to get high but you're high all the time baby specifically at night i will be dead asleep and wake up in the middle of the night and sit up and i will be stoned blazed out of your mind i will be dead asleep and wake up in the middle of the night and sit up and i will be stoned blazed out of your mind i will be fucking stoned and this is because we have neighbors underneath us and they go out onto their deck every night and they blaze up and our rooms are full-on hot hot boxed it's like in in high school i feel like you would like make out with a guy for a gram now it's like we get it for free you just gotta lay in bed and they bring it right to your door it's not even i would say 90 i'm not really a huge smoker weed smoker and i get high pretty much you get high

every night you get the munchies i know that's why we're gaining weight okay moving on moving on so this past weekend if you guys follow me and sophie on instagram which you should i don't know why you wouldn't be um on instagram i posted some stories i was in florida soaking up the sun while sophia's chilled in new york remaining a vampire you're so pale i know thank you it's okay so i went to florida and i was staying at a really nice house. And we had a lot of people writing in to my Instagram being like, yo, Alex, tag your sponsor. Like, who's your sponsor? Like, oh, Sugar Daddy Central, which we are going to talk about in this episode.

But I just want to confirm that I don't have a sugar daddy. And that was not a sugar daddy situation. The guy that I'm talking to just happens to have a nice house. And did he? OK, did he pay for your flight? Yeah. OK. Yes. Did he pay for absolutely everything that you did while you were there?

Yes. No, but OK, no. But seriously, like, listen, I just want to talk about this because I think this is something that people get a little confused. With 2018 culture, you and I always talk about it. Girls want to assert their power and be like, no, I can pay for stuff or I can pick up the bill, which is totally fine. Right. But specifically when it came to this topic, I think that I've dated guys with money. Okay. I've dated guys

that don't have money also. Like it goes hand in hand. It's not like I only date guys with money. Right. Maybe I do. Who am I kidding? I'm just kidding. But I do think there is a standard that should be known of dating and whoever makes more money, et cetera, naturally is going to pay for things. I know i i honestly was just totally joking around i think that if you are kind of talking to someone and their income is double or triple than yours there's no reason why they can't be buying your flights etc that is not a sugar daddy absolutely i've dated guys that could afford way afford way more than me and he would do nice things and he would buy me my flights or and also especially if he wanted to do things that were more expensive and i personally couldn't

afford it he would pay for it yeah with that being said i think if you're dating someone that makes equal amount of money as you then obviously you'll pick up a bill he'll pick a bill unless unless it's on a first date people have asked us this question i don't know call me old school i think a guy needs to be picking up the check on the first day every 100 if i come back from the fucking bathroom and he's trying to go like dutch or whatever no and we're splitting the bill i'm like i'll just get the bill and then i'll walk the fuck out and you'll never see me again exactly absolutely i think a lot of of times I've asked guys, like, what do you think about that? And almost every guy is like, oh, I want to pick up the bill because I think there's a

thing about going on a date. Guys, it's kind of like the way to be the man. Like you want to be the man. You want to take charge. You want to take the bill. But I don't know. I think there are some guys that have written in and they're like, that's so if she doesn't even offer well if you're gonna get her that night no no no no no you can pick up the goddamn bill and then she'll spread her legs later that's what we call a bitch

boy and good luck in your life bitch boy because we don't care we're not fucking you okay anyways um on the topic of sugar daddies oh yes so i don't have one you don't have one i'm not saying i don't want one i was telling alex this before we started recording i am ready for a sugar daddy i like i want to retire i'm i'm you've you've been around the block you've seen what the world has to offer i'm over it i. I want to just sleep in every single day. I want to be sedentary until I have like my Pilates class and my brunch. And you know what? If I have to just ride an old little pruney dick a couple of times a week,

but I get to live that life, who cares? I know. Like, I feel like I know. I feel like I would. I do think I could have one. Absolutely. You're a hoe. Of course you could.

No, but I feel like I definitely want like a couple more years in the workforce. I think I've like I got it. You know, my vlogging. I'm so energetic. I feel like I need like a couple more years. What do you think? Like two more years? Two more years.

And then I'm ready. I'm over it. over it yeah you're ready Sophia's ready to go so if any sugar daddies listen to our podcast I really this is the thing though about having a sugar daddy I'm gonna get into how to get one because I have some friends that are in a situation okay but the thing about having them is they own your life they literally can pull the plug at any moment and you're fucked and so you have to think about that you know when you're getting into that situation for example i was talking to my friend earlier today who has a sugar daddy love and this guy is sugar daddy like like millionaire, not a billionaire, but millionaire with an M. Okay. So I guess that's pretty rich still.

Okay. I mean, it's all right. Like we could be in the B's, but we'll take the M's. Anyways. So he bought her a car. Okay. Oh. He bought her a Range Rover.

And anytime they get in a fight, he literally will have his assistant go and pick up the car with his spare key and drive it off of her driveway and take it home. She will literally go outside and her car will be completely gone when they're in a fight. And she's like, shit, I got to go suck a dick now to get my car back. She's like, I got to go get a bus pass for today. Oh my God. That's the type of shit I'm saying oh I don't know if I'd like that I know they own your life and so you have to be prepared for it

well okay I yeah I was gonna say let's talk about how to get a sugar daddy so specifically I feel like you know more about this topic because because you have so many I wish no um because you even just being from Utah you've a lot of friends that moved to vegas and la and i feel like that culture is pretty big over there totally so sophia explain to us a little bit like how does one go about getting a sugar daddy because so many people have written into the podcast and been like i want to get one what do i do right so break it down girl i'm not an expert but i've been around experts i've been exposed yes i know a few years ago that website seeking arrangements was huge okay can you explain seeking arrangements because i've literally heard

of this the for the first time this year from you so it's a dating site for wealthy men a lot of times they're older it literally has their net worth posted next to their picture next to their profile so you know how much money you're fucking with oh i'm setting up right now yeah and i mean these guys have to pay like a certain amount of money to be um to have like their profile on the website okay i actually i actually know a girl who found her husband on there okay so this shit actually happens i will say that that's few and far between yeah wait fuck christian mingle seeking arrangements baby here we go i i that's not the way that i would suggest to do it okay honestly okay because i think it's like one in a million

chance that you find an actual guy on seeking arrangements so what what is your your way i i people are gonna think you have a sugar i know and you know i don't even give a shit like why am i here recording if i have a sugar daddy okay so why do we have the gross ass apartment if you have a sugar dad why am i pulling cheetos out of my rug okay leave me alone okay how do you what else do you think for getting one i think one of the best ways and like a more natural way than getting online is to go to a super classy high end restaurant, be dressed to the nines, sit at the bar by yourself, order yourself a drink, looking like a snack and just kind of chill there and see if, you know, someone approaches you.

I think that's a great idea. I think. No, I know. I really do. You're sitting's a great idea. I think. No, I really do. You're sitting there. You're looking hot. You're looking approachable. You can't go with your friends or else you're not going to look approachable. Yeah.

And you just hang out there. And I guarantee you that some old, lonely, horny man will come over to you and offer to buy you a fucking man hat and a dirty martini or whatever. And don't you feel like at that point, girls kind of assess the situation you look at his watch you look at his credit card yeah he's got a black card or whatever they are exactly people are always like how can you tell this guy has money and it's like come on his drink order alone can like tell you his suit yeah and i mean when you're meeting someone within the first five minutes of talking to someone they fucking tell you what their job is you know that's actually true and

then you'll kind of get the gist of it yeah so i know and then put some ghb in his drink and take him home and get pregnant and there you go you got a sugar daddy a literal a literal sugar daddy okay um but i have to say as much as we want the sugar daddy life sophia um we can't and i know exactly why okay it's because we're fucking crazy yes and the issue is that these sugar daddies they want like a well put together respectable mature yes calm not drama not a burden. They want you to be submissive. Yeah, they want you to be submissive.

They also want you dressed to the nines and looking your best at every moment, at every single second. I just looked down at my shirt. I have a Cheeto stain. I mean, we're wearing sneakers right now. That alone, like, we can't be sugar babies. But exactly. I think that's a perfect transition to us being crazy let us talk this week about something we are so passionate about it's my favorite thing

how to out crazy the crazy it's my favorite topic in the world because sophia what do we say all the time you are never in the wrong nope you turn everything back around on him no matter what it is no matter what it is so i'm gonna set the scene to kind of like explain to you guys what is out crazy the crazy mean i had dated this guy i knew he was being shady i knew he was probably fucking around which was fine because i was doing the same thing but you can't pull a fast one on me so like the psychopath that I am I made up a big fat lie I faked a phone call and I watched him see me and I did the whole like literally I'm faking someone's on the other line like yeah no one's on the line and I'm like no and i like look so sad he's watching my face he looks

like he's panicking and i get off the phone and i say can you come sit with me i sit him down and i say to him i can't believe what i just heard i need you to be so honest with me right now because if you aren't honest with me right now i don't know if if we can move forward and he looks like he actually just died inside like he he's actually just shit his pants and at this point guys i know i don't know anything i don't know anything i'm speculating and this bitch please tell me you did the classic move where you're like babe if you confess everything right now i promise to forgive you i promise but i need you to just be honest with me right now yes if you can be honest we can move forward and then like obviously we're not gonna fucking you know yeah i'm goddamn well

they're out oh i pulled a whole thing on like this moment means so much to me if you can just tell me the truth and we're gonna be okay we can probably get through this but i need you to be honest and this guy goes into detail of how he cheated and what he was doing and how he how she sucked his dick i'm like oh my god bitch i knew nothing the last call on my phone is from cvs to come pick up my birth control nobody called me so you had no clue you just had an inclination that maybe something and then you faked a phone call saying you knew everything and he admitted everything everything like i i honestly had no idea and i was just gonna eventually though think about it he's probably done something since we started talking so he's gonna admit something i just

didn't know it was that recent and that intense. And there was like a dick in the vagina situation. I wasn't expecting a full confessional here. But here we are. So, I mean, I know you've probably done the same thing. Oh, you know what my favorite is? Tell me. And it's the most fucked up, but I love it, is faking that you have like an STD or like some type of illness.

Classic. I have done this before where I will be dating a guy and I will tell him, oh my God, like something just feels really off down there. I'm having like a burning, itching sensation. I'm starting to get a fever. I'm starting to get chills. I think I need to go to the hospital. Is there anything you need to tell me before I go to the hospital? Like I have a week to live potentially and i just want the goddamn truth so i can die in peace like just babe i have i literally have two weeks to live i'm kidding but like you literally make him think that you have something wrong because then if he's been fucking around he's like fuck like do i have an sc did i give

it to her exactly and you're like babe like it's i'm on my deathbed yeah i want to say though that genius thank you sophia for sharing um another thing about stds so um for none of you that knew i played soccer in college and so i would be with girls for about every single day 20 some girls in a locker room and every day i mean the soccer team was a little hoish are you about to say that they would all get scds okay so so all these girls would come in one day you know the girls that would like fuck around all the time would be like oh shit i got gonorrhea this week i got chlamydia and i'm like oh shit and they would be like i don't know what to tell though my boyfriend or the main guy i'm talking to how the fuck do i explain to him that i got an scd because now he has it but he doesn't know i'm

fucking sleeping with other people and they'd always come to me because they always know i'm fucking nuts and i'd like guys guys relax what you do is you approach him oh right first and you tell him i just went to the doctor to get my monthly checkup and i've got a goddamn fucking std and you're the last person and the only person that i've fucked since my last checkup so what the fuck and you put it on them like there is 110 option that you gave it to them goddamn well you gave him chlamydia and you are gonna go up to him and be like i cannot believe you gave me the clap you dirty motherfucker how could you do this to me why would you do this to me wow and then they don't know what to do because if you i mean girl girls it works just fucking i've actually i've had friends in that situation where they're like i was being shady i think i gave him something and i'm like no no sweetie

you have never given anyone anything in your life he gave it to you move on so yes basically ladies you are never denied you deny until you die. Absolutely. You turn every single thing onto them. I honestly, I don't even care if you cheated. No, I don't care either. I don't. You turn it around on them.

You ask them why they drove you to do something. Why did you push me to do such an awful thing? I had no other choice. Yeah. You let me do this. You literally asked them, why would you make me do this? I have to live with the guilt. You made me cheat on you and now I have to feel guilty every single day. Do you think I wanted to do that? You think I wanted to cheat? Do you think I wanted to suck his dick when I have a boyfriend? No, but because of how you are in this

relationship, I had no other choice. I was stuck between a rock and a hard place because of what you've done to me and then you say i am ready for your apology but i don't know i can't guarantee that i'll be able to forgive you for this burden that you put on me if he catches you cheating he better fucking apologize within the hour and let you know how sorry he is for forcing you to do that. Okay. We're actually. No, we're not good. We're not. Guys, we're kidding.

Come on. No, yeah. We're definitely kidding about the cheating stuff. No, we were joking. We're obviously joking. We're not saying cheat, but we are saying be crazy as fuck. Absolutely. Because guys love the crazy.

100%. We've said it a million times. Something happened recently that I want to touch on. Okay. Olivia Culpo, the most beautiful girl in the world. She is drop dead gorgeous. She's an Instagram influencer for all of you that don't know. She was dating Danny Amendola, who's an NFL player. Right. Alex, why did Danny Amendola get caught cheating on her because olivia coppola is a predictable stable woman and she's boring as fuck that i'm so sorry but that is exactly what it is yeah he he recently just got caught cheating he was on the beach with some girl and they're fucking and it

was all over social media and olivia went apeshit on social media and sold the Rolex she was going to give him and all this shit. She's going crazy. I just can tell. I watch her stories all the time. I see her little posts. She is maybe the most perfect girl there is. So wholesome, family oriented.

She seems like a nice, sweet, and again, the word stable girl. And that's why Dani doesn't want to fuck her brains out absolutely there is no crazy she's boring she's predictable listen olivia you're great but i just want to say that there is something you can tell via social media with couples i know it's fucked up but it's 2018 so this is how it goes danny and mandola and her were dating about uh i think like last year and then they broke up they got back together pretty quickly she was posting every single day stories of them she had him all over her actual instagram page posting pictures he didn't have one goddamn picture of her i know he was probably like wait wait i'm glad we're hooking up i'm glad we're

fucking again but like are we date? What is going on? She's posting everywhere. She made herself way too available. Right. And like just predictable to him. She didn't feel like there was any. Exactly. You need to make your man feel a little insecure.

Absolutely. Always. Absolutely. Because this is the deal. She has the perfect job. Think about it. We always talk about traveling and like scaring your man. Olivia Coppola has the perfect job think about it we always talk about traveling and like scaring your man olivia coppola has the perfect job she travels all the time and i bet not once did she not answer her man's facetime did she not call him did she not shave her v and send him a video

it's it's so what we're saying is like olivia's too predictable right and she's not she's she's giving him no insecurity at all and i feel like guys need to kind of feel like they're still in the chase they don't completely have you they can't feel like they 100 have you and not to mention i don't mean to be a bitch but you mean to be a bitch i can just see she's gonna be a dead fish in the bedroom crazy equates to good in bed right not crazy equates to a dead fish in bed but okay there are some girls obviously that are like sweethearts and then they get freaky in the bedroom but olivia i can just see it like she's not and meanwhile i know the girl on the beach that he was caught cheating with is probably giving him the sloppiest nastiest blowjob that night and fucking his brains out. And Olivia's not.

Yeah. But I also think we talked about how this is a perfect example of her not playing at all hard to get with her man. Yeah, you need to keep your man on his toes. She went to Vegas. They were going through a breakup or whatever. I remember that. I remember she went to Vegas after they had gone through a breakup.

I was like looking at her story and she's posting herself in her hotel room jumping up and down on the bed pillow fight with like two other girls with little a pajama set and a little glass of champagne and i'm like bitch bitch if you are going through a breakup and you go to vegas you are gonna put latex on yeah you're gonna pop a molly you're gonna get on the table in the middle of the club. You're going to have seven dudes in the background. You're going to have your fucking labia out and you're going to record the whole thing and put it on your story. That's how I know she's way too stable of a woman. You got to fuck with his head. You can't be in your fucking

hotel room in your jammies. So I'm sorry, Olivia. I'm sure you're a great girl. You're just too wholesome and you're too stable. And you need to like go check into a psych ward and get a little freaky if you want to keep a man. No, every single media outlet's like, oh my God, how could you cheat on her? And meanwhile, you and I are the only podcast like I know why the fuck she got cheated on. I know goddamn well why. Okay, so I am going to do a little something that I'm pretty passionate about over here.

I'm going to talk. That's actually kind of fucking weird that I'm saying that. But I want to talk about a topic that I think all men need to pull out your notebooks, get your notes ready, and just sit back and relax as I talk to you about how to last longer in the bedroom. Woo! Woo! Okay. Woo! So one of the universal problems guys have, I i mean even the goddamn stallions out there the guys who really have the stamina okay even they cave early every once in a while agreed so and we get it as girls it's fucking hard sometimes yeah like guys are way if i was fucking me i wouldn't be able to not blow my load. In 30 seconds.

No, it's true. If you're fucking with a girl that has the goddamn voodoo clam, especially, it's like there's no shot. So I recently had a guy friend who he was super depressed. He was blowing his load within the first five minutes. And girls were verbally expressing that was not okay. And they were not not satisfied which good for these ladies yeah they should absolutely i love those ladies and so he literally started training himself okay it's like if you've ever seen the goddamn batman movie where he fights babe and bruce wayne is training to escape the prison it's like how that's how dedicated this guy was that's like longer okay so basically i'm gonna share with you guys some things that he shared with me

in order to stop suffering from nutting too early in the bedroom. There are four steps. Oh. We're going to walk through them. Damn. Okay. So number one is men, do not start in doggy style guys we all know this is the world's greatest position it hits all the right spots it's comfortable the view for the guy is wet dream

worthy it's great for everyone but why set yourself up to fail like that like be fucking smart that's so interesting to me is that like a guy's favorite position for a lot of guys i think hands down that would be one of the best also i think it's just like that the ass shot the positioning they where their hands can be their dick can be it works well for guys and so i'm just saying do not start with that or even go for that for your second position hold off if that's where you want to nut hold off till the end to get in that doggy missionary then i'm not gonna tell you what you want to do whatever you got to do side missionary her on top whatever you got to do legs over you okay that's fine i understand the gist you get it just don't go right to doggy number two okay guys give yourself a goddamn break you are not a dildo you have real emotions and feelings a lot of guys can't have fast sex all the time fast paced you know what

i mean it's like for an extended period of time you can't be doing that so after you've been stroking her for let's say like 30 seconds 30 seconds, pull out, rub her clit, finger her, kiss her, give yourself a break and let yourself cool off. I think that's honestly great for both men and women. Yeah. Because girls need like a little breakup and a little foreplay and then it helps the guy. Yeah. One, it will help the girl eventually lead herself up to being able to come because we

can't come as fast. And you guys get a break and you're not going to nut all over in 30 seconds we've had guys write in i remember a guy wrote in that said is it okay if i pull out because i know i'm going to come and i go down and i eat my wife out guys abso-fucking-lutely think about yourself and if you reverse the roles if a girl asks is it okay if we're fucking and i go down on your dick and I just suck it a little mid-sex? Absolutely. Get my fucking dick wetter. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, totally. So guys, give yourself a goddamn break. It is okay to switch it up. You don't need to be inside her the whole fucking time. Agreed. And the minute that you have any inclination in any bone in your body that you're about to go, you fucking pull out and you can fake it till you make it. Like I just said, finger her, go for the clit whatever number three beautiful now this situation

i think mostly applies to new sexual partners because sadly the majority of the world doesn't really practice safe sex and condoms have kind of i mean i think we can both agree have become an afterthought for a lot of us yeah um not us not but a lot of people other people other people and so if you have something if you have someone new that you're fucking and that you want to last with wear a fucking condom even if it's literally just for the start um it feels nowhere near as good as raw sex but it's guaranteed to help you last longer no i'm just i'm just the messenger i'm just saying it don't shoot the mess yeah don't shoot the messenger but put out a condom for the beginning yeah you can always take it off yes boom i'm pretty sure i'm not supposed

to be saying that but keep it on i mean keep it on keep it on but take it off but keep it on okay so lastly is number four and i think i personally think this is a versatile but kind of controversial method but let's just get out punch your dick super hard first think about your grandma didn't you say that in an episode oh yeah i was like think about your mom eating out your grandma and if you can come after that, you have issues. That's another way to do it. All right. So but for specifically for number four, I think this could possibly be 100% the most

beneficial in multiple aspects. So let's say she's on her way and you have about 30 minutes till she's arrived. She's super hot. Realistically, also, you're probably just really, really horny, regardless if she's hot or not. She's a five. She's a 10.'s a ten doesn't matter it's natural okay men are naturally animalistic sex addicts embrace it okay but hear me out all right 30 minutes before she gets there jerk off bust a nut clean up handle any leakage or residue. Straighten up. Get your shit back together.

And then I guarantee you, you will be able to get your little mini me right back up. By the time she gets there. And you'll be able to perform exceptionally well. Okay. That's definitely a way to do it. Because then you can go, that's basically round two for you. Yeah. And it's round one for her.

Yeah. And you know every guy can last longer in round two. Yeah. So you guys have to be strategic about this shit like from a female's perspective all of these options to me are beautiful because i mean the guy my male friend told me these specific steps they've taken have allowed all of him and his friends to basically go multiple rounds with girls during sex and please show me a girl that doesn't want multiple rounds they don't exist okay yeah so if you are if you're looking for a way to last longer i encourage you guys to take one of these

four steps fucking get yourself ready and don't bust a goddamn nut in the first 10 minutes the daddy gang fully supports guys that can go 15 to 25 minutes yeah train yourself yeah you need to start living your goddamn life i think my favorite of all of those techniques is to slow down i agree pull out pull out yeah give her vagina some attention absolutely maybe her butthole i don't know because you and i have talked about it it's like guys don't understand sometimes how much harder it is for girls to come like it we i remember we talked about it once as an analogy if you're sitting next to a guy and you guys are drinking a beer most of the times the guy can drink

the beer 10 times faster than the girl before she gets done yeah that's the same thing with sex we need way more time to finish than you do so just fucking chill out okay i agree i hope that was educational now let's um talk about something that queefs we're talking about queefs let's talk about a funny word no i think it pisses me off because so many people have written into us and been like oh my god i like queefed during sex with this guy and like it was so awkward and the reason i think it's fucking awkward is because guys don't it what because it sounds like a fart like legit but guys don't really understand okay my ex-boyfriend that i refer to frequently who was a nasty ass person yeah i remember he told me that he thinks it's so

hot if a girl queefs because it means that he's fucking her hard and fucking her like a shit ton yeah if you if you queef it means you're so goddamn wet for all the guys out there that don't know what the fuck a queef is and you think you're like oh my god it's like a fart no it's not well i think it just means you've been fucking her for a while and there's like air pockets there's air pockets and it's really fucking wet and it's usually when you're changing positions so girls well first of all i just want to say guys be fucking mature about it yeah what because it sounds weird if anything you should be like fuck yeah okay secondly with regard to this i have a trick for girls a girl in college actually told me this if you are fucking with a guy for

like the first time i get it sometimes it's weird because you're not as close with them like as if it was your boyfriend like it doesn't matter but if it's like a one-night stand or whatever um you can put your like when you're going to change positions put your finger up your vagine and like move it from side to side and back and forth and you basically move out the air and then you pull it out slowly okay and then you won't have that yeah i had a friend i wish i could give her a shout out she would queef on demand oh she would like always show me and she would do it i thought it was the coolest thing that's a fucking savage that's a daddy or go into the bedroom and queef on demand like the daddy you are oh my god yes so i think sophie and i talked about this earlier um i want to say from now on out all the daddy gang members when they queef we are going to say oh my god that's how i know you're fucking me good babe

and then you grab them and you put them into the next position yeah or that's how i know you're fucking me right right i love that like literally when it happens you look at him and you shove him down yeah and you say oh my fucking god you're fucking me right call her daddy 100% approves of queen boom queen queens here we go whoa okay um that well that makes me laugh i feel like people are gonna be, what the fuck is wrong with these girls? Okay. All right. Let's talk about questions. My favorite part. Okay. So we have a couple stories.

We have a couple questions. Let's get right into it. Okay. So question one. I kept seeing this guy at every party I was at and he was incredibly good looking and I knew that he was a fuck boy. So honestly, I was just looking for a hookup. Anyways, we're at this party and we ended up going back to his place together.

We were both pretty fucked up, but we went to his apartment and started having sex. After a little while, he tells me that he's about to come and he pulled out. And then I kid you not, he pees all over me. At first, I was confused, thinking it was just watery cum. But then after 30 seconds under his seemingly endless stream, the smell hits me. I jumped out of bed, grabbed his sheeps, and wiped myself off and made the most awful walk of shame, drenched and smelling like piss. The next weekend, I went to a party and he was there.

Of course, I had been drinking. And when I saw him, I started chanting, I am a girl, not a a urinal every single time he walked into the room safe to say i've never spoken to an again to him again holy shit okay okay back up so this guy was hooking up with her and then peed all over her all over her can you imagine i would die i feel like i've heard of that though before it's like guys like feel like they're about to come but then they like confuse it like with having to pee i was gonna say i think specifically when you're fucked up girls can be the same like you you have to pee yeah but you also are gonna come you're like holy fuck but he should have fucking checked himself yeah before he starts

thinking he's sploaging and he's letting out a goddamn pitch which case in point he was probably fucked up but like absolutely i've heard of that though or was this guy just into golden showers honestly he might he didn't give two fucks if this girl was into it he's like i'm into it yeah so you'll be into it and i will be peeing but can i say this girl however is a fucking daddy the fact that the next weekend this girl pulls up to this party and she sees him and she has the balls to scream at him and say i'm not a fucking urinal i love her i love her i love this daddy like you have some balls on you so i respect that but the daddies are the best cheers to the both of you okay question two so oh i made the mistake of revealing to a psycho girl

right before i thought we were about to fuck, who is my condo neighbor, that I thought we were going to have sex. She then led me on the rest of the night. And now she will randomly come over, tease me, and then she leaves. I want to have sex with her and it's driving me crazy. What should I do? You done fucked up. Listen to our last episode, episode nine.

We told you guys specifically specifically you never let a girl know that you want to fuck her how many times we have to tell you guys the moment that you give her any inclination that you think you're fucking her she doesn't want you fucking her exactly it has to be like this unspoken unknown thing so i think my advice for this one is you need to start being so friend zoney with her when she comes over and she tries to get up on you like push her back like no no let's like let's just chill let's watch a movie and she's gonna be like what the fuck because girls that are just trying to tease you if you're like no no like let's just be friends like chill chill and maybe like start talking about a girl in front of her like i'm trying to like hook up

with this one girl like what do you think I should do? She'll fucking lose her mind and then she's going to want to suck your dick and fuck you. Okay. There you go. Absolutely love that. Okay. Next one. So my boyfriend has been wanting me to swallow his cum for a while now

because he thinks it would be so sexy for me to swallow and keep on glucking. He says thank you for the podcast, by the way. You're welcome. I let him cum in my mouth but i immediately spit it out i just can't bring myself to swallow it it makes me cringe what are your views on spit or swallow any tips okay i listen i'm not shitting on any girls that spit i just don't i think that i don't know i don't understand why girls spit i think that's like rude oh my god imagine if you're like i don't give a shit about the guy thinking i'm being rude but what i do think is if you are spitting it out

because the cum grosses you out i think you're almost tasting it more yeah you're putting it in your mouth to spit it out if you don't want to taste it fucking take it like a shot yes that's what i was that's what i was gonna say you've gotta first of all recognize that when a guy's about to come and you're sucking his dick you can kind of feel his body change a little bit tense up and his dick literally starts to pulse in a different way so be mindful of that and when you know he's about to come even if you ask him to like give you a little warning that he's about to come i'm not saying you have to deep throw because i know sometimes girls can't just literally start planning the way that you're going up and down and sucking his dick perfectly so that when you

go down the dick is literally in the back of your throat and when he fucking splooges it just goes like a shot down the esophagus like it was never anywhere else literally and so that way you don't have to taste it at all it's like legit like we said if you're taking a shot you throw that shit to the back and it doesn't even touch your tongue swallow it like a pill down the hatch okay next um how do you feel about cheesy pickup lines for example i approached this girl at a bar saying hey you owe me a drink she asked me why and i said because i dropped mine when i saw you smooth as fuck right i know then i attempted to lay the pipe on her but it didn't work out oh

i if if a guy came up to me at a bar and said hey you owe me a drink and i was like what the fuck why he's like because i i that's the worst line i've actually ever heard anytime a guy tries to pull the like i'm gonna be a dick move and it's still like flirting, but they're still being a dick. You're dead to me. Guys, there's no fucking way. If you're going to try to go funny, don't go douchebag funny. Just go funny because girls usually, especially at a bar, people are drinking.

It's like, shut the fuck up. Get out of my face. Right. No one wants that. It really bugs me when guys try to try to play that card. Yeah, it doesn't work for me. Lastly, I thought this would be a good one to end on my boyfriend and i were on an 11 hour road trip last weekend and i told him what i had heard about your podcast we decided to give it a shot together fast forward to a few hours of listening and we literally pulled to the side of the road

and fucked you You guys rock. Wow. So we got people really hot and bothered. This is pretty unbelievable. People are fucking to our podcast. That's amazing. I am so happy. We're just turning people on with their significant other

and you guys are getting after it. Yeah. That's pretty unbelievable. I love that too. I'm feeling some type of way right now too. I gotta go. I gotta go. Well, yeah, that's perfect because it's the of way right now too i gotta go i gotta go well yeah that's perfect because it's the end of the episode we can go home and take care of it so thank you okay yeah okay thank you guys so much for listening episode 10 guys yes i mean holy

shit i know next week is gonna be it's gonna be a fun one it's gonna be great i promise you it's before thanksgiving then we're not gonna see each other for a week so we're gonna get a little riled up i know we're gonna be wild and i can't wait thank you guys so much for listening we love you daddy call her daddy episode 10 thanks guys