Call Her Daddy - 101- Boyfriend D*ck (ft. Harry Jowsey)

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

On this week’s episode, Alex details her Cabo excursion with a man, as well as why she is in London with a man. Then, Harry Jowsey, an irrelevant one-hit-wonder reality television star, joins the show to talk ALL THINGS SEX AND DATING. They discuss girls over performing in the bedroom, the terrifying experience Harry had when he first got his ass eaten by a wrestler, and his first disastrous anal experience. They also get into the joys of eating pussy, his celibacy for 4 months, and good old 'boyfriend dick'. Also, Harry gives some great tips to boost women's success rate in the dating game aka stop going on dates at nighttime. Alex and Harry also talk dating apps for men and women, and provide a sure-fire strategy to land your target. If your dating life has not been successful, this episode is for you! Lastly, Harry addresses his ex girlfriend aka the only reason he is relevant and puts the drama to bed. ENJOY DADDY GANG!!!!!!

what is up daddy gang it is your single father alex cooper with call her daddy well chip chip cheerio daddy gang it is your founding father for another episode of call her daddy you know i'm in London, bitches. Guys, I am currently sitting in a hotel room and I am in London quarantining with a man. Yes, this is where we're at right now. My microphone is placed on the bed. I'm sitting in our bed. Our cum-stained sheets. I'm just kidding. That's really not something that anyone wants to think about. Opportunities are endless here for my pooping life. I have two bathrooms, actually three bathrooms in this hotel room, which is glorious. I brought my poop spray. So everyone DMing me being like, dear God, Alex,

quarantining with a man. How the fuck are you going to let one out? Don't worry. I have my ways. Been experimenting many different bathrooms, many different angles, the toilet paper up, the toilet paper down, a little water coming out of the sink, a little TikTok playing. So I've got a lot of noise going. There's a lot happening, lots of strategizing, but I'm fine. My asshole actually feels fucking great. Daddy gang, you're all like, so why the fuck are you in London and how the fuck are you there and where did this all begin?

Buckle up. Welcome to another fucking episode of call her daddy motherfuckers i apologize if i'm talking in a little british accent i'm getting a little excited over here i've always wanted to do a little role play and now i'm here doing it to you guys you're all like i really wish you wouldn't we're gonna go we're gonna go all the way back to cabo do you guys remember cabo it was one of the last times I really gave you a personal update. I told you guys I was going to Cabo with the man and I was hoping for a couple things to happen. One, I wanted to get my asshole fucking penetrated. Number two, I was looking

forward to maybe dabbling with a threesome or a foursome. And number three, I was going to have this man take so many fucking pictures of my goddamn asshole for the gram that everyone on Instagram would be truly shocked how close up that angle was going to be to my fucking ajo, ajo, the ajo. Okay. Now to anyone that has eyes and likes to wank the fuck off to my IG pics, unfortunately for you, if you go to my Instagram page,

you will see with your own two eyes and with your soft fucking dick that I didn't post any fucking pictures of the asshole. What the fuck, Alex? It's the one good thing you bring to the table. You're not fucking funny. Your fucking face is busted. The least you could fucking do

is sit your fucking fat ass down on the camera and give us a goddamn show of your unbleached asshole. faces busted the least you could fucking do is sit your fucking fat ass down on the camera and give us a goddamn show of your unbleached asshole i don't know if anyone's ever dm'd that to me but listen the fuck up here's your fucking reason you little brown nosers here it is the reason that i didn't fucking post and the truth is and it sounds a little corny but i don't give a fuck because i think it's important for me to share this information at times so I don't come off like a sterile fucking bitch on the internet that has no feelings. Daddy gang. The truth is is that I think the lack of content that I posted I think is a true reflection of how the trip went. I had such an

amazing time with this guy that I was really preoccupied and enjoying myself not fully being on social media too much. And I just didn't take any pictures. I know it sounds corny, but I know a lot of people can relate. It's like you go out for a night and you're like, oh my God, we had the best night and we didn't take one fucking picture. But those are usually the best nights. And on some real friendship daddy gang, daddy to daddy, I had a bomb ass fucking trip and I had a really good fucking time and I would go as far to say this was the best trip I've ever had with a man now I want to do a big fat PSA and make something very clear okay when I say that this was the best trip and I do little quotation marks

around it the best trip I've ever had with a man take it with a grain of salt okay take it with a motherfucking grain of salt because when I say that daddy gang I want to make something very clear to you all. My standard of getting on a plane and flying to see a man and the success rate at which my trip ends up being happy and go lucky and a-okay is usually not a great fucking ratio. I have had some unbelievable trips with men, truly, but most of them involve some crazy fucking psychotic drama so when i am comparing this to my past what i'm really saying is this was amazing because it was oh god i hate this word it seemed normal at least for alex cooper for the first time in my fucking life i didn't have whiplash being like let's quickly block him run upstairs change rooms go

to the other side of the island fuck his friend go to the dad fuck his stepmom it was like oh my god like it was chill like we ate guacamole and we drank and we fucked and it was good and i'm like whoa no drama no drama so i know i haven't maybe really expressed this in the past but daddy gang the truth is is that on this show in the past we used to act as though if you are not having sex nine times a day, you're a weak bitch. It's like, no, OK, you don't have to always do cartwheels to get onto the deck like you can do missionary. Same goes for my life. I have some unbelievable stories, but also the fat fucking truth is shit goes wrong in Alex Cooper's fucking life. OK, and it usually for some reason has to

do with when I get on a fucking plane. It's truly psychotic. Although I do put myself in these situations, which should be noted and talked about in therapy. Also, something just came across. I apologize for ranting. Daddy gang, please for the love of God, a story that I need to fucking tell on this podcast is a little story I like to call Turks and Caicos. This will wrap up how my trips with men truly go. I have so many, but this one is a true kicker. I thought I was going to an island, me and my boyfriend setting sail, a little honeymoon retreat. And when I tell you that I show my friends pictures, okay, And I show them video footage I took. And they look at me dead in the eyes and they say,

Alex, you were on vacation alone. And I'm like, no, I wasn't. He was there. And they're like, no, you were alone. I was on vacation alone, Teddy gang. And we've all been there. You've been on a date alone. You've been on a fucking hangout Netflix and chill alone.

You've been on a fucking dinner date alone. You've been on a trip alone. We've all fucking there you're there they're not there and it really truly fills your heart it makes you feel like pure shit okay turks and cacos i remember it fondly okay basically daddy gang the entire trip he was on his phone with another woman. Now, when I say that, it probably honestly would have made me feel better if he was fucking this woman. If this was a woman he was like cheating on me with. But Daddy Gang, he was on the phone with his mom. It's so dark. It's so dark. And I am not exaggerating when I say that this man that I was dating, 10 phone calls a day from his fucking mother. This is a 28 year old fucking man. Okay. Meanwhile, good old Alex, I'm just trying to take a nice

goddamn dip in the light blue ocean. I've never been to Turks. I'm like, this is beautiful. And his crazy, psychotic, over-involved, jealous fucking mother, afraid of losing her baby boy to, you know, naturally his girlfriend. That seems to be the progression in life, right? You've got to hand him off. He's got to go to a different woman. That's a great topic we haven't discussed on this show. Crazy fucking over-involved parents. I am sure that the daddy gang has so many fucking stories that they could also share on that one we all have been there and it's truly a fucking nightmare the point is daddy gang the trip was fucking awful and it really is a classic tale of like it's not the place that makes the trip it's the company on that trip that you keep that obviously makes it I know that sounds fucking

corny but it really is fucking true. You can be in the nicest places in the world. This motherfucker got us this private villa. We had a private chef. We basically had a private beach. But all of that bullshit, that doesn't mean you're guaranteed a good time and happiness. Take it from me. I would know. And that is when I knew Slim Shady and I were never going to work. So coming full circle, what I'm trying to explain to you guys is that my trips with men specifically have been chaotic and drama. And so it has been so long, truly, to get a little deep here. It's been like years. I'm like staring at the wall self-reflecting since i have had a normal ass experience that was just smooth fucking sailing with a dude for a minute sometimes i

would like to just enjoy a nice trip with a guy and there be no drama and dare I say, really the only time that that has happened to me until Cabo was with door number three. When I randomly, which I didn't want to do, flew to Minneapolis to meet him there, walked into the hotel room, never having met him, and it ended up being, I mean, exactly what you guys know him to be door number three. So I don't know. I think I've, I've listened, I've preached about health and wellness 2020, and I'm trying to get a little bit healthier here. So I think that this round of going to Cabo, I was hopeful that it would be similar to that of the door number three era of just not, it doesn't have to be love and deep and

crazy but just fucking stable and chill and a little fucking normal and that's exactly what it was so i i have to give the guy props i mean thank you so much for putting your fucking credit card down and letting me fucking relax for a nice week it was amazing now london Why the fuck are you in London? Here we go. Staying right on track with the theme of getting on a plane and going to a fucking place with a man. Daddy gang, are you ready for this? Cabo's done. Then at the beginning of October, get your fucking calendars out, a man had the audacity to look me dead in the eyes and asked me, sweet, sweet, sweet Alexandra, do you want to go to London with me at the beginning of November? I looked him directly right back in the eyes, strong eye contact, like I was raised. And I replied to him and I said, you, sir, can go fuck yourself.

He's like, what? I told him to go fuck myself due to the awful PTSD that I have from the infamous Paris trip that I took back in 2017. I am calling all OG daddy motherfucking gang, everyone that's been here since day fucking one. I'm pretty sure it was like episode one to episode 10 at some point in there. I referenced that one day when it got the fucking gumption, I would in fact tell the daddy gang about the infamous, awful, traumatizing Paris story. If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about at all, you're like, I don't know anything about you or Paris or what the fuck is going on. Basically, I got on a plane like a fucking idiot and your girl flew the fuck across the Atlantic Ocean

to stay in Paris with a man that I had never met okay yeah dope okay dope yeah Alex no we do that all the time that's really fucking normal not normal so not normal that my therapist hasn't even gotten a bite of this one my therapist doesn't know jack fucking shit about this one really truly the only person that was full blown into the details of what the terror and the issues i was going through when i was in paris was my mother and then heroically at the end of course door number three but i hadn't even told my fucking dad. And the only reason he ended up finding out was because my mom had to get him involved when I called them crying from the fucking Paris airport, bawling my eyes out. Okay, lovely memories.

So I truly don't even remember this PTSD, but my mother, the fucking bitch that she is, love you, mom. Just kidding. The sweetheart that she has said are you really sure you want to go to london um do you not remember paris and i also looked her dead in the eyes on facetime i said mom i have no idea what you're talking about i've never been there she's like alex i'm like no don't bring it up guys that's one of those moments like you know when you fuck up so bad in high school college it's like cringe worthy and you black it out i

blacked out paris the guy is blocked on instagram I don't even know where he is in the world right now and I will never speak to him again and I will never think of what happened to me in Paris. However, clearly, I got on a plane and I came to London. And let me break down for you what was going through Alex Cooper's mind to make that psychotic decision. I just moved out of my New York City apartment at the end of October. So I don't have a place in New York City anymore. I'm moving to LA in December with Lauren. But for November, Lauren and I are both fucking homeless. Lauren is staying with her friend in New York City because she has to go to her job every day. But I don't have to go to a day job every day. I'm fortunate I get to sit at a fucking desk anywhere. So my two options at the time were go to London and have sex with a man or go back to

your fucking parents' basement, you stupid bitch. And you guys know I was there for a while. I started talking to walls down there. It was truly something that was becoming scary so i was like fuck it i'm going to fucking london not to mention signs were pointing to the stars were aligning and for the first time in fucking years things were kind of going my way so although the terror of the past was haunting me i also was like listen bitch you just had a great fucking time in cabo ride the wave ride the fucking wave maybe this trip with this man will also be a fucking success and not a Paris round two. I also haven't spoken to my therapist in three fucking weeks. So if you're feeling in your headphones right now or on your drive to work that I sound

a little on fucking hinge, the truth is I am because i have been ghosting my therapist my therapist doesn't know i'm in london i'm gonna tell her this week it was one of those almost when you're younger you're like i'll just do it and then i'll i'll reap the repercussions later i'm gonna call her from the london hotel she's gonna say hey al where are you and i'm gonna say hey girlfriend i'm in fucking london it's truly it's psychosis mimosas, but we're totally fine. So anyways, when I looked at myself in the mirror, I thought to myself, I think for the career wise, it's more advantageous for me to go to London. I'll set up a bunch of interviews, have some great people with some great fucking accents so we can talk like this the whole

episode. You're like no i will literally end it all alex so that was my plan i was like i'm gonna go to fucking london fuck it talk to barstool they start setting me up interviews i'm like this is gonna be fucking amazing london could be a fucking hit so the bags are packed the flights have been booked then as i am in new york city Daddy Gang on lovely Halloween, October 31st. London announces on the news that they are going on a month lockdown. Now, I could have backed out. I could have gone back to my parents and I could have digressed.

But I decided, fine, I can't do interviews. Fine. I'm going to be in a fucking hotel room. I'm going to pick up my fucking microphone. I'm going to go get the shit railed out of my fucking vagina and I'm going to make fucking quarantine content in London. Yes. Does it fucking suck that I've never been to London? Everyone I'm talking to is like, London is the best fucking place in the world. And I'm like, I can't wait to look at it through a fucking window. Also, the man that I'm coming with, he's been to London before. He's being an asshole, showing me, swiping through photos. Look at this place I would have taken you. Look at this place. Look at this eatery. Oh my God. And I'm like, I love, thank you so much. Truly a very sad day for Alex Cooper. So where the fuck are we now? Well, daddy gang, when I landed in London, Tuesday and Wednesday,

London, the city had two fucking days to rage their faces off before Thursday lockdown began. And now officially the entire fucking city and I are in full lockdown quarantine. By the time I upload next week's episode, Daddy Gang, I will have officially been in quarantine with this man and his dick for over two fucking weeks. It doesn't sit right with me. I truly don't know where I'll be next week, where the mental state will be next week.

But what I can tell you is you will be getting every fucking detail of how my goddamn quarantine with a man is going in a foreign country. And listen, I ain't no bitch. But if worse comes to fucking worse, I will call door number three crying for him to get me the fuck out of the country the minute my quarantine ends because that is what I did in Paris in 2017. I called door number three and he made it fucking happen. Shout the fuck out. So, Daddy Gang, please turn your attention to the episode because right now i am about to begin talking to a man a man but more importantly a penis and this man is prince harry i'm just fucking kidding can you imagine

i'm like introducing prince harry and megan markle so guys his name is fucking harry jousey you may have no fucking clue who he is and that is fine if anything nor should you because he is very fucking irrelevant his entire career is on the decline i joke but i don't joke um guys here's the situation harry is a reality television star and by star i mean one hit fucking wonder okay and don't get it fucking twisted now i would usually never fucking have on anyone from reality television. However, I watched the show and I saw that he had a lot of insight onto sex. He's super open about his sex life. And there was a lot of male perspective that I think he showed on the show that I the drama that happened with him and the girl that he dated. And people say he cheated on her. And then people say that she was an escort and all these things. There's a bunch of drama.

I'm going to leave that towards the end of the episode because obviously I know some Daddy Gang members really want the tea. And then others are like, I could give two fucks. I literally don't care. So without further ado, let's bring on the man. Let's bust his balls. But more importantly, let's hear from the man who claims that he has that boyfriend dick. All right, we're rolling. Oh, my God.

Okay. Are we ready? You're freaking out. I am. Harry Jousey. Jousey? Is that how I say it? Jousey. Jousey. Yes. freaking out i am harry jowsey jowsey is that how i say it jowsey jowsey and harry was late to the

goddamn interview because why why i was having sex i thought it was gonna be quicker but it wasn't you have a girlfriend uh yeah well no wait what not like not officially like not officially but like tell us the tea well no we just so we just uh is it larsa Pippin? No, no. Everyone thinks it is, but it's not. Well, you're going to dinners with people, so it's just like a little shocking. First off. Are you star fucking over there? No, no. There was five of us at dinner.

So they just decided to pick us and put us together. But you walked in together. You were fingering her under the table. Shut up. I literally saw it. Oh my God. No, I'm just kidding um so you went to dinner with larsa and other people yes but it looks like you're fucking her yes so to confirm you're not

no but what would you actually i'll get my no i'll get over some trouble okay okay so you have a girlfriend well not like not really but like kind of i don't know how it is it's like still like early days early days like Early days. Like how early? Like a weekend. Did you just say a week in or a weekend? No, a weekend. But we meet together like every single day. Oh, what is she like?

She's the best. She's very successful. It's very motivating. I don't know, like guys get weird about it in LA. Like they get scared of girls that are successful, but she like, I don't know,

like hanging out with her and like seeing how she operates just motivates me and turns me on. Wait, that is actually really hot that you like that because I feel like some guys can't handle, oh, you want to be with a girl that's successful. And then when she like makes more money than you or is more relevant than you, because you're irrelevant. No, I'm just kidding.

No, I'm just kidding. Is that how it's like? Wow. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I literally put on Instagram and daddying everyone. I was like, how should I roast him? And people are being mean.

Yeah. People are like, call him out. Like, why the fuck are you hanging out with like young TikTokers? Okay. So first off, I'm actually the same age as them. Oh. You just look a little bigger. Well, yeah, because they're little.

Like American guys are little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, we're the same age. It's like, I realized that in america or like i don't know if it's in the scene but everyone views relationships as like transactional like what they can get out of it i love like everyone around me and there's a lot of people that i'm like that i hang out with that i don't post about or people who aren't in the scene people who don't have any following stuff like that so it's it's annoying that people are like trying to put me on that level or like see it as like oh he hangs out with them but i hang out with everyone just like okay those are the people that like film and do stuff like okay that actually is

fair because i feel like i have a lot of friends that i don't post on social media but obviously they're not on social media so people like oh you have like no fucking friends and i'm like no i do i just don't post them so you are on tiktok yes i haven't looked at your tiktok but i don't want to oh yeah it's cringe so you're like shirtless you're like humping towards the camera you're like look at my wiener pretty much okay so you're making the most of your opportunities you think you have a girlfriend right now how'd you guys meet on a podcast wait oh shit i've given it wait on a podcast yes well like it's not i don't know like it's still like in lim, on a podcast? Yes. Well, it's not, I don't know. It's still in limbo.

We've been spending every day together, and it's like, I don't know. It's just, it's so. Do you want a girlfriend? Yes. I would love it. Sorry. Yes. Yes.

Yes. I would love it. Oh, my God. You're hungry for it. No. It's like anyone on the street could be like, Harry. I'm like, yeah. No.

Okay. So she's just like, she's different and i i keep telling her i'm like you're really rare like you're not like oh god you're not like any other girl no but like this one oh okay so so you she's rare is she your physical type uh yes does she have a fake butt no oh no she doesn't i feel like anything i feel like you like girls with fake butt i look i'll like i'll pick anything but i'm attracted to energy just sometimes i'm attracted to anything energy good energy okay so like you could you could have a fake out look like a drop pumpkin and i'd and i don't think so i think that's bullshit i'd fuck it no you fuck it but you wouldn't date it

okay i have questions for you do you prefer blonde or brunettes uh you'll be done soon i promise we don't go too long let's just say brunette brunette it's like yeah so that what i don't just get myself oh because the girl you're hooking up with right now she's got some highlights yeah blonde and brunette whatever she is the minute you dump her it's like blonde yeah um that is your past but i feel like brunette like francesca was a brunette uh yes she was yes okay correct yes you have eyes alex good um do you keep a list of girls that you fuck yeah we yes so can you explain that to me okay that's fucking great it's gross no that's great oh it's gross the list is gross but it's a great list so my girl now is actually just like we're talking

about some of that she's like oh gross who would keep a list and i'm like yeah you're like honestly that's so disturbing i was like who would ever do that like really more than 10 people like meanwhile you're like pulling out an entire book like i'm like deleting it off my notes my phone knowing it's saved on my laptop i'm just like yeah crazy crazy i don't know so it's very long uh no it's okay no it's long it's shut up okay okay it's still a a lock on it. It locks notes. Wait, wait, wait. So you have it in a locked note. Yes. Yeah, you can't get it.

Nobody's getting in there. The thing is, I just like to know where I've been. So after a big night out, you're drunk. God forbid you forget. Like multiple and multiple and hundreds of hundreds. I'm not that bad. You're in the hundreds. Don't be shy, sweetheart. It's okay.

Daddy Gang's going to get roasted. Daddy Gang's going to love it. You fuck. It's good. I mean, listen, at least if you own it, right? Yeah, for sure. I think it's okay for you to admit that, though. You had a fuckboy stage.

Oh, yeah. I was very busy. You were very busy. Especially when I moved to LA. It's like a handshake. Like, you go out and everyone... Wait, really? Tell us about that are you australian and i'll be like okay so before i even had any sort of following anything like that i was leaving hide this i was like i

was skinny shit i look like an asparagus i was so gross and i was talking to my friends like that and this chick walks out and she hears me talking she goes you're australian and i was like yes she's like where are you going i was like home and i was like where are you going she's like home as well i was like john i get in your uber i get in her uber go to her place all i remember is she had a g-wagon and then they were playing christian music like so i i saved on my phone as g-wagon girl and i legit remember i gave her the shittest dicking of her entire life and i and i tried to roll over she's like you cannot stay here and i'm like oh oh fuck i was like i'm like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. I was like, I'm out. Wait, and it was just like that?

She was like, I just wanted to text bye. Yeah. I don't know. Or maybe it was just terrible. She's like, get the fuck out. Wait, so you. Okay, wow. Is that usually how.

A lot of time. Is that usually how you perform? No, no, no. Awful. Oh, terrible. So awful. Alpha secondary. Isn't it? Alpha secondary. That's a good one. You should point that. Oh, terrible. So awful. Alpha-secondary. In and out. Alpha-secondary.

That's a good one. You should point that. Yeah. Nice. No, why? What is your, like, what would you say that your sex style is? Like, ex-girlfriends. Like, what would they say about you in the bedroom?

Okay, so with, well, a lot of them talk shit about me now because they hate me. It's like one of those things where you break up with someone. What do they say? You can't explore. I don't know. I just know that. But not about, like, you break up with someone what do they say you can't explore i don't know i just i just know not about like you in the bedroom or do they uh for sure i well i feel like the first thing girls do when you break up with them like small dick comes quick first thing they say but that's also then it's also like okay well you

were fucking with him for that long sweetheart so what the fuck does that say about you bitch exactly and also you're probably just laying there like be quiet it takes two to tango bitch um no i hate when girls say that because i'm like, well, that was your boyfriend. So, sweetheart, that says more about you than him. Yes. So, what's your style? With my girl right now, it's very aggressive. So, walk us through your sex that you just had.

Oh, my God. Let's go through it. Like, wow, really? She's going to blast me when she hears it. No, no, it will be good. She's going to get cool. You're great. It's very aggressive.

So I pretty much just like, I don't know, I like to just make sure that she's being told what they're doing. Oh, so you're dominant. I talk a lot. That's hot.

Like today I was at the gym and I was just, I texted her, I was like, leave your front door unlocked. And I literally said, these are my orders. And then I was like,

leave your front door unlocked. I want you laying naked in your bed playing with your pussy by the time I walk in. Harry! I was very aggressive. Oh, very aggressive. Wait, but that's kind of hot. Did she like it?

Yeah, yeah. Did she respond? Yeah, she's like, we're meant to be going to your place. And I was like, fuck. Oh, you're like, okay. Well, just pretend. Because I was in the gym. I was getting very angry.

Oh. I was walking around just like grunting. I'm like, fuck this. I need to get out of here. Just throw around. Oh, wait. So you're like a juice head I'm like, fuck this. I need to get out of here. Just throw around. Oh, wait. So you're like a juice head, a meat head. No.

Are you at the gym all the time? No, I have to go every day because I'm getting like skinny fat. Right. Ooh, like skinny fat. But sometimes I feel like girls, honestly, sometimes I feel like those guys fuck better than the guys who like rock hard abs. So maybe keep it in between. Yeah.

Okay. So you go home. You like to be rough and sexual. What's your favorite position? Honestly, right now, with my current girl, I just love to pick her up and carry her around like that. Because is she little? She literally can't move. So I'm just like...

You're like, you can't move, bitch. Stay there. Take it. I'm keeping you locked out. Oh, my God. So she's littler than... Well, you're huge. Yeah. So I guess that's kind of hot. Yeah. I love spitting in mouths as well. For some reason, I'm really into locked out. Oh, my God. So she's littler than you. Well, you're huge. Yeah.

So I guess that's kind of hot. Yeah. I love spitting in mouths as well. For some reason, I'm really into that right now. I think that's a very – I think it's very hot, and I think a lot of people don't get it. But then once you get it, they're just, like, dirty. Well, I literally just spit in a mouth. I'm like, okay, suck my dick with it.

Oh. No, I'm sorry. Hi, you're uncolored. He just looked around and goes, I'm so sorry. I'm like, no, tell us more. No, I think so sorry. I'm like, no, tell us more. No, I think, I think that's super hot. I think when a guy spits in my mouth, it's like, it's just, it's supposed to be messy.

Sex is supposed to be messy. Do you, have you had a lot of sex with girls that are like, I would say like performers that like, it's not as hot. Cause you can just tell they're like, ah, ah. And you're like, okay. Like I didn't even touch your clit yet. Okay. So there's this girl that my best friend's been seeing. So he's like my roommate as well.

So he lives right beside my room. And he's like, I need you to be home for when this girl comes over because it's fucking hilarious. So I'm like, oh, shit, okay. So I'm like laying in my bed like a little wholesome boy staring at the ceiling. And I can hear this chick, and I I'm laughing and I could hear him laugh. And she goes, Oh,

please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,

please, please. And then just keeps going like, like the whole time. And I, and I was just like, like, how do you keep that?

Shut the fuck up. How do you keep that up? Like, it's like a fucking parrot, like relax. Actually, I feel like that's why I feel bad because I feel like girls know that they're supposed to be the more, at times, vocal one, which I just want to go back to

because I heard you were saying, like, you like to be vocal. Yeah, for sure. Which I think the biggest thing I've ever talked about on this podcast is, like, it's so unattractive. Like, I've fucked guys before that I'm like, okay, so, like, are you awake? Like, are you up there? Like, you haven't said much. Like, they're mute. Yeah. Fucking a guy that's mute, there's nothing more unattractive. like i've fucked guys before that i'm like okay so like are you awake like are you up there like you haven't said much like they're mute yeah fucking a guy that's mute there's nothing more

unattractive i'm like i'm so bored i'm talking to myself so your your friend i get why like girls sometimes think that they have to like over perform because sometimes guys are mute however ladies if you're hearing what he's saying like it's so unattractiveractive. When you, I guess the parrot, that is pretty good. It's like, shut the fuck up. He should just knock her out and keep going. Legit. Just put your fingers in her mouth or something. Exactly.

So you're vocal. Yeah, for sure. I like, like, communication is big everywhere. And I feel like me in bed is a different Harry. So it's like, well, I just, I like to think it is like because i was saying do shit that i will never do in public or like in front of anyone so i'm just like okay kind of like turn into a different yeah yeah for sure so i'm like i i really appreciate it when it like if i'm not hitting your fucking g-spot or on your clit tell me because like i'm gonna be

my forearm's gonna cramp in 10 minutes like i gotta know where i am sweetheart yeah it's dark like i'm like trying to choke you from behind like where the fuck is going to cramp in 10 minutes. I got to know where I am, sweetheart. Yeah, it's dark. I'm trying to choke you from behind. Where the fuck is this shit? Wait, I feel like you're good at sex. That's what I'm getting from you. Nah, terrible. Oh, awful. Girls, don't waste your time.

Okay, wait. Do you think the girl that you're fucking right now is pleased? Yes. I think, well, she does very well. She does well. Yeah, she's incredible. What does she do well? She's just a little champion.

She literally like – She just takes it. She takes a great dick. No, she's very vocal. She's also dominant as well. Oh, okay. So I'll be like fucking her for a bit, and then I'll get a bit of sweat in her mouth, and she'll look up at me, and I'm like, ugh, like sweating, sweating.

And she'll just be like, fuck you, flip me over, and then like flip me over and then like so when she can tell that you're getting tired she'll take over yeah no she's and she's like really good and she's like always i i you know it's really attractive when a girl like will touch your leg or like grab your dick not a lot of girls do it not a lot of girls will initiate like if you're horny fucking show it like yeah show it because sometimes like dudes a little bit in limbo they're just like how do i how do i initiate shit but if you're feeling like girls if you're listening what guy is going to turn out sex so if you're if you're horny and you want him in your guts you literally grab his leg and you just fucking tell him what's up i think that's so nice to hear

from a guy because i've been saying that for so fucking long. I'm like, does anyone understand that a man is not going to punch you in the head and get away from you, perpetrator? Like, no, if a girl goes up and initiates it. And I think that sometimes a lot of guys start to in relationships feel like fucking weirdos, like they're molesting their girlfriend because it's like, how many times can I initiate and you're not going to? And it gets exhausting and so it's nice for once in a while for the girl or not once in a while it should be 50 50 yeah that you're like attacking your boyfriend or the guy that you're fucking and like you're initiating it legit like if you're horny just just do it if you want round two fucking do it slap that thing on your face wake it up it's it's game time put it in your mouth would you say that would you be uncomfortable if a girl did that like in the morning and you

were asleep i know i i was literally just about to say that one of the hottest things that people always get mad at me though and say that that's like you're taking advantage of someone and they're not are you serious i don't think that's i think there's like a level like we can like say that's like fine yeah well look like if if you actually look if you don't know the person you're sneaking in the room and putting their dick in your mouth like hey wake up but still like i don't know no i agree to that but i think like it was probably one of the hottest things that's ever happened to me as i as i woke up and i was just like what the fuck is going on i looked down and she's just like good morning and i'm like you're like whoa good morning

i was like i was like shaking um okay so you are really having good sex uh yeah do you tend to get do you are you nervous like you'll get bored of sex with her though uh no not at all so i i think like the opposite so i'm already like it's been a week right so i'm already like trying to bring toys in and shit it's only so i bought like hog ties and and all this other stuff and this company that's trying to sponsor me uh they sent me like a fuckload of sex toys and oh my god companies ask me all the time it's actually the one thing i like that when they send it it's so good but dudes okay what I've found is like guys are genuinely scared of using toys in their bedroom

why? I don't know like I'll be talking to guys and they'll be like really? like you want to pull that well what kind of toys are you bringing?

like I'll I'll literally just buy a vibrator like right or there's a WeVibe little clip thing have you used that? yes

oh game changer especially for both parties so good that's a fucking so it's a game changer that's a party it for both parties. So good. That's a fucking... So, it's a game changer. That's a party. It's a party.

It's literally a party. Shout out, Weevi. Sponsor us. Please. They're actually my sponsor. They're the ones that sent me. Oh, fuck. Okay, sponsor me.

Get a bag. Like, that's the one thing I brought for you, Alex. Okay, so you like to use them. But are you into ass play? Are you into ass play? Are you into ass play? Me, myself? Yeah. I had one chick eat my ass one time.

Oh. It was kind of life-changing, but also, like, kind of scary. What do you mean? Walk us through the experience, Harry. Okay, okay. So, I was living in New Zealand at the time, and this chick is, like, she wanted me to punch her in the head. Oh, love that. Like she had an abusive ex.

She's just like, in a bedroom, she's like, punch me in the fucking chin. And I'm like, I'm innocent. I have a little farm boy. You're like,

I don't think so. That's scary. I was like, I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine. I was like, I know it's for you, but like,

she's like, punch me. I can't do it. She's like, I'm sorry. It was like scary. Well, isn's for you But like She's like punch me I can't do it She's like I'm like I'm sorry It was like scary Well isn't it scary As a guy when a girl asks you

Like fucking hit me You're like I just want to like Get in writing That like that's gonna be okay For sure Because as a guy That is kind of really intimidating

And I know that like I like when guys run with me But I also know that like Men are terrified To do certain things Like I don't know A punch to the head Is like a little aggressive Oh for sure Like I could see you being like i don't think i'm gonna

do that yeah so okay so you didn't punch her in the head no so i was a little bit scared but it was like we're at a club right okay and at the time there was no ubers coming pick us up and i was like oh my place is like like it's a 20 minute walk so it's like after a big night out crusty musty walking all the way home and we get there we start like getting into it and i didn't shave back there i didn't prepare for any of this and she's just like going like a sucker fish she's like oh legs up i was like what's going i was drunk so i'm like naked flailing around on the bed like what the fuck is going on and she's like back there and i was just like So I'm like naked, flailing around on the bed, like what the fuck is going on? And she's like back there. And I was just like,

whoa, I was like, whoa, I was like, you're just like flopping around. Yeah. I was like, wait,

were you on your stomach or like, where were you? I was, she started giving me a head and then, and then she just dove deep. The tongue just started like getting adventurous. And I was like, Hey,

Hey, Hey, Hey, we're getting very low there. Well, low, low. And then I was like trying to like push her out of it.

And she just like locked in like a fucking wrestler she's like this asshole's mine legit just wedded like a fucking bulldog i was just like wow you're like crazy going down there i haven't shaved or anything yeah so you but did it feel good oh you recollect amazing but look i probably won't have fingers in there why um i think you're being a bitch. I think I am. And I'm happy with that. Wait, why? I just, I just, look. You're too young.

You'll get there. Oh, really? I think so. You like putting fingers in assholes? Oh my God, I promise you. It's literally my favorite pastime. It's what I do all the time, every day. You peg your boys?

Oh my God, I put my finger in every guy's ass. I think it's the best thing. I think to put anything in an ass is an amazing opportunity for everyone involved. Wow. It's not a business deal. Relax. I'm like, and therefore swipe up. No.

Harry. Yes. No. We need to talk about this because that's upsetting to me. I think you're missing out. Okay. Look. I probably am.

And I'm more than happy to miss out on some things. Right. We can't have everything. But with the girl that I'm with, I got am, and I'm more than happy to miss out on some things. Right. We can't have everything. But with the girl that I'm with, I got a feeling she tried, actually. She was just like, oh, let me wash your back in the shower this morning. And I was just like, okay. And then she's like, eh, fingering your ass. And I was like, oh, my God.

And you're like, please stop. Well, the thing is, you know, because it's scary if all of a sudden it's like one minute you don't have something in there and the next you're shoving it in. Yes. But I do think it's kind of harmless for like a girl to eat your ass. For sure. But hey, let's let's plan this. I've only ever done anal once and we didn't plan it with my ex. And it was a shit show.

Oh, like literally? Yeah. It was like a little skunk coming out of it. I was like, I was bashing. I was like 16. I was just like, I was like, what the fuck is that smell? I said it. I was like, oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Literally. Oh, fuck. I forgot I was in 16. I was just like, eh. I was like, what the fuck is that smell? I said it. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Literally. Oh, fuck. I forgot I was in her asshole. And I was just like. Harry, as you said, oh, shit. And then it come out on me. And your dick was covered in shit?

Yeah. No. And she's like, I need to go to the bathroom. I was like, please. You're like, you already did. Please. Thank you. I was like, don't worry.

I've got it all here. Okay, so it was a bad experience. Yes. But also that annoys me when guys are like, oh, my God, it was so gross. I'm like, well, you put it in her fucking asshole. What did you think was going to come out? Also, is it attractive? Like, I don't know.

I've got one friend that can only nut from putting it in a girl's ass. Really? But I just think it's like a dominant scene. Like, I honestly. The pussy is good for you. Oh, it's self-lubricating. It tastes good. It's designed for exactly what it's meant.

Right. Hey, the other hole you're shitting out of. No, that's true. And I agree with that i personally i'm not like i need anal 24 7 or i'm gonna die i think what i'm saying is the ass play aspect of not anal but like the licking and like an occasional finger like a butt plug yeah for sure that's hot if a guy's like let me put this butt plug in your ass while i have my dick in your pussy and then is rubbing my clit and then when you have an orgasm it's like this

amazingly full feeling that like i can't explain and i'm like that's why maybe for your girl you should like get a butt plug no i've got heaps yeah oh you've got heaps you're like oh i got everything i got my hog locks i got everything for sure like i'll lick it i'll eat nas i'll play with it oh so you will yeah you just don't want it done to you no i'm chilling do you like eating ass or no i love eating pussy like that like legit you just went around the question now harry let's go back to it do you like eating ass i asked yes i know you like eating but i prefer eating pussy yeah yeah but like if there's an asshole on my face i will put my tongue in it yeah i mean listen if i'm being held against my will and you ask me i will

absolutely die okay so do you think you'll do anal with the girl that you're – Look, if she really wants – It's more so like I just love eating pussy, and I love trying to make sure that they have a good time. I think that's the biggest reason why I love eating pussy is because I know that they're having a good time, and it's like a good way to get the wheels rolling and things in motion. Because it will eventually come back to help you

because then she'll be enjoying herself, and then she'll do more for you, she'll enjoy it legit there's nothing worse than someone who's just like looking around the room just gonna right like yawning yeah um do you like do you have you answered a lot of girls that like slide in your dms first uh yes i i have uh a couple times but i just find it's just like i i'm the worst reply like if i haven't met you and if i'm like a rando yeah i i suck like i'm the worst reply like legit i've like i've had some of the hottest girl like instagram girls who's the most famous person in your dms uh there was like 40 million followers but not anymore like i i stopped replying like i see the thing is it's like i'm

i'm a taken man well no no i just i'm the the worst so like with this girl that I'm seeing now like I'll reply in seconds like I'm right legit like sitting by my phone and I'm just like checking it like that's how

like I'm so obsessed with her she's amazing well yeah it's been a fucking week aren't we all obsessed with something for a fucking week let's check it in a fucking month Harry Jesus

but like other girls like if I if you DM me I'll be like hey you fucked girls that have DM'd you uh yes I believe so okay well pull up the fucking list Like, if you DM me, I'll be like, hey. You've fucked girls that have DM'd you. Yes, I believe so.

Okay, well, pull up the fucking list, Gary, because we know you have it. Fuck you. You're like, yeah, I mean, I don't really reply, but, like, somehow, all of a sudden, they've been, like, in my bed or something. I don't know. Okay, so you've fucked girls from the gram. Actually, this chick DM'd me, and she's like, I look like your ex. All my friends be telling me I look like your ex. And I i saw the request and i was just like okay cool like relax cowboy we're over that stage we're moving on right she finds me at a party like a fucking heat seeking missile out of nowhere and she's just like i dm'd you and i was like

closely hi hello how are you what It's also so unattractive. Like, hi, I DMed you, Harry. And you're like, okay. I was like, oh, nice. I literally didn't answer. Yeah, I was like, which DM was it? She's like, oh, the one where I said, look like your ex. And I was like, oh, shit, that was you.

Nice. Cool stuff. And then she just wouldn't leave me alone. And then I ended up pity dicking her because I felt bad. You pity dicked her? Yeah. At the Faze House in the movie theater so if they watch that footage do you think she enjoyed it though uh i don't know chasing for clout i

don't know you don't have clouts what exactly i'm falling off so quick i'm like soldier boy oh no he's coming back he's coming back you'll be back in a few years harry we just need another show yeah um okay so you answer girls in the ds, which is good to know. Would you care if the girl you were dating had an OnlyFans? No. That's like a – I think it's hot. It's hot. Get your fucking bag. Take advantage of these men.

Get your bag because Harry doesn't have one, so he needs a girl that has one. Yeah, please. Please. I'm scared. Would you ever subscribe to a girl with an OnlyFans or are you? Oh, plenty. Oh, plenty. Yeah.

Really? For sure. Yeah, I did. Well, okay. So when I was in my fuckboy stage, if a girl hit me up and there's like the link tree in her bio, I'm like click OnlyFans, subscribe. I want to see

what the fuck is on here. Like, I want to see what I'm dealing with. Right. And you would date a girl with an OnlyFans? For sure. The girl that I'm seeing now, like Has an OnlyFans? No, no, no. Probably a bit better, but like she just posts like risky stuff. And I think it's hot. I'm like, cool. Do your shit. It's like Wait, that's so hot because i feel like there are so many guys are like i don't want a girl that like posts slutty pictures on the gram and it's like i'm taking

those photos i'm like get your cheeks out come on like if you want to pop a nipple like i'm here like this let's wait but do you so you that is interesting because then it's like well who is she posting them for is always the guys like it's like why are you posting that if i'm your boyfriend but i'm like if you feel sexy fucking do it okay see more men need to be a little bit like you harry no honestly don't guys i gave you this whole fucking episode to take it okay so you don't care about only fans yes do you care if a girl fucks you on the first date no it's lit and you would date her yes yeah but no i i was just thinking i was just thinking about the galaxy now but we didn't fuck the first day we we did everything but it was like very hard it was very steamy okay because i

would see my goal was to be celibate until the end of the year okay yeah because like i was because i wanted okay so when i first moved to la i was a bit crazy okay so i went celibate for four and a half months oh and because i just wanted to focus on my business i want to focus on getting my ducks aligned and make sure everything's like good to go right so i found myself like slipping into a bit of a like a fuck boy stage uh only focusing on pussy yeah recently it was just like a full-time job and i was just like this is gross it's boring so i'll be at a party and like girls will hit me up and then i'll be like oh whatever like come back so i was just like kind of just like this isn't this isn't what i'm after like i genuinely want someone like to to be in my corner because look one night stands suck they're fucking they're

boring you don't know anything about that person you don't know what's going to make them squirt you don't know what's going on yeah legit it's just like a jackhammer you're just like trying to it's i'm here for me i don't give a fuck about what's going on here i'm trying to get this in for me but when you care about someone yeah you're just like trying to it's i'm here for me i don't give a fuck about what's going on here i'm trying to get this in for me but when you care about someone yeah you're just like okay cool like i want to take my time i want to invest my afternoon in your guts in my afternoon in your guts and there we have it folks um there's a quote that's honestly pretty beautiful i agree with you i think a lot of girls like what would your advice? Because so many girls, I feel like, think, oh, my God, I have to sleep with him to keep him interested. And then they never get called back.

And they are like, what am I doing wrong? And I'm like, I think a lot of times people just don't read social cues. Like, if you're going on a first date and he seems like a fuckboy and you go home and you fuck him, you shouldn't be surprised if the guy doesn't fucking call you back the next day exactly and it like people are so butthurt and they cry about it but i'm like read the fucking room yeah like read the room and i think the biggest issue is people go on dates at night stop it right now stop it nighttime leads to nighttime activities that's a fact that's 100 proven if you go to dinner at night and you have a few drinks you're a little bit tipsy they're attractive legs open you're ready yeah but not on a coffee date bitches yeah exactly brunch picnic beach picnic get your shit sorted harry

go on a picnic tell him to pick his nuts up and go to my fucking picnic bitch i actually think that's really smart and like if he won't go on a motherfucking picnic with you bitches he's a bitch and he only wanted to fuck yes that's what we ask we go do you want to go on a picnic with me harry and if harry says it's so crazy but i can't do that today but i'll see you at dinner no block it blocked fuck his best friend fuck his his dad. Oh my God. We always ramp it up here. I actually think that's a really, really good bit of advice.

Every woman listening, if you feel like you've been just having unlucky opportunities with the dating game, have you been on dating apps? I was on Raid for a bit, but everyone's just mud and boring. It's so awful. Sucks. It's really awful. And it was actually interesting. My brother gave me this bit of advice for guys. And maybe you would think it's true too.

He was like, the biggest issue with dudes on dating apps. Yeah. He was like, some of my friends will just marinate in the dating app. And you're having conversations with girls. And it's like paragraphs and paragraphs. And you're talking and you're talking. And then it eventually fades out. Yeah. The minute you match with a girl and you think she's hot, guys. And also girls, I think it's like paragraphs and paragraphs and you're talking and you're talking and then it eventually fades out the minute you match with a girl and you think she's hot guys and also girls i think it's hot get the fucking number and go right to texting because like that way at least and then you set up a time to see each other like hey do you want to go on a

coffee date blah blah just fuck the talking and like all that shit obviously you want to like know if you kind of vibe but to like marinate in the fucking dating app and talk about like yeah i'm like my childhood trauma and it's like okay now we've talked through everything and i'm on to the fucking next don't play all your fucking cards on the dating app guys will send fucking paragraphs sometimes which it doesn't seem like you're doing but i just feel like it actually doesn't even seem like you're answering harry um but but i do think for guys and girls if you slide in you say like like, hey, here's my number. Let's grab a drink this week. Or now in this case, coffee, girls.

That way you're being initiative and you're taking action. Because my brother was like, when a girl does that to me rather than the other girl, it's like, hey, what's up? He's like, shut up, bitch. Next. So I think just be smart with your dating apps. So you're not on dating apps anymore? No, not a chance. Because you're married.

I just think that with your dating apps. So you're not on dating apps anymore. No, not a chance. Because you're married. I just think that like they're so, like it's just, it's just so like shallow. And it's just like, hey, how are you? Where are you from? Cool. Nice. Boring. Sucks. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Delete this fucking app. I want to see you spread. Wait, where are you? I want to see you spread or get the fuck out next. Dude, how many nudesudes you have on your phone and like where

can we find them and like where can we tell your girlfriend to look for them uh I have no what is your app

I actually have one of those you're like Alex I don't have that I have one of those photo vaults oh photo vaults yeah very smart

yeah how many there's just one no no I meant how many pictures like just one just one

I actually don't know I haven't checked it in the longest but like a lot yeah I put my nudes in them you put your nudes in there yeah i don't know i didn't have it safe i don't have it safe but i'm just waiting for them to get leaked i'm like i think it'll be good for everyone i think we need to see what is boyfriend dick let's talk about what boyfriend dick is it's actually i put up my twitter i was just like oh my abs coming back and it was like gray sweatpants

and you can literally just see my beat wait did it look good i look yeah it looked okay what was the feedback uh there was There was a lot like, Harry, this is not about your abs. But so girls liked it? Yeah. She looked good? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, so she basically

released her own dick. I think it's good to hold the power. You were the one that released it, not like an ex being pissed. Exactly. But it also worked out for you because girls were like, whoa. It's a good looking dick.

So you have a, like you, everybody listening, if you don't watch the show, he calls himself that he has boyfriend dick, which I honestly think is pretty brilliant and like you had a lot of good terms that you brought to the show that i think was what the also there's a possum yeah naughty little possum i don't know i call people weird names so like i so i call people just like little

food naughty little possum also this is if there's dudes listening the best way to compliment a girl is call her like a little food name or a little sunflower oh a little sunflower if you're just like hey my little sunflower or little chicken it's different they laugh and it's just like cupcake quirk yeah little bit you want to make oh okay i said in the bedroom you little fucking bitch take this dick and then you walk outside the bedroom like my little cupcake. Two split personality disorder coming at me. Bipolar. I'm a Gemini.

Wait, is that a bad sign? Apparently. Apparently we're the worst because we're two split personalities. Maybe that's what it is. Like sexual harry and like normal innocent. And then like,

hello my little chicken. It's like, what the fuck? Hi, hope you have a blessed day. Stay positive. Wait, I didn't know Gemini was bad but I also have never dated a Gemini. Yeah. Maybe I would hate you. Why? You probably hate me. What is like your sign known for? I didn't know Gemini was bad, but I also have never dated a Gemini. Maybe I would hate you. Why?

You probably hate me. What is your sign known for? I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out. When I first moved to LA. Because you don't know which personality. No, I'm just, I don't know what's going on. I'm like staring myself in the mirror like, what's wrong with you?

But when I first moved to LA, I was at EP and LP at a bar. And I was sitting there and I ordered a drink. This girl walks up to me. She goes, what's your star sign? And I was like, Gemini. And she's like, gross. Could have called it and left. And I was like, oh, shit. You're like, oh, fuck. I ordered a drink. This girl walks up to me. She goes, what's your star sign? And I was like, Gemini. She's like, gross. Could have called it and left. And I was like, oh, shit.

You're like, oh, fuck. I'm scarred. I was like, I'm sorry. Do I make it up? Like, am I a Sagittarius? I could be anything. I could be anything, which is why you are Gemini. You have multiple personalities, Harry.

Wow, whoever's listening, Gemini is right. I didn't know you guys fucking sucked. But also, that probably is why I haven't dated you. I could have sworn my ex was a gemini then um he definitely had multiple personalities is there anything that like you don't like i'm trying to think for girls like for help from you as a guy's perspective like if a girl isn't as confident about like her body but like like what do you can you give a girl advice so this is this is the best advice that I got in high school from one of my best friends. Okay.

Because he was so skinny and he just had so much confidence. And I'm like, hey, what's going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? Why are you more confident than me? Yeah, I'm like, no, I'm tall. Yeah, come on. That's my personality.

And I don't walk into a room like you. Yeah, and you're nuts at hanging when you walk in this room. And he had the hottest girl in high school. His name was Rhodey, by the way. Shout out, Rhodey Rutherford. Shout out. And he was like to me, he's like, you know what? I'm stuck in this body for the rest of my life.

I don't get another body. I don't get to be anyone else. And if I don't love myself, if I'm not in love with myself, no one else will love me. He's like, I'm so confident because I fucking love myself. This is me. Like, I'm in this bitch. He's like, I'm not going anywhere. So, ladies, is me like i'm i'm in this bitch he's like i'm not going anywhere so ladies if you're listening literally legit yeah like ladies if you're listening have a chocolate bar look yourself in the mirror remember who the fuck you are and love yourself be confident it's so sexy when girls are confident

thank you that's my ted talk wait harry but it's true though it is that's actually fucking brilliant it's so true he said that because it's so fucking true it's like what are you gonna do you can always work out and eat healthier but like it is what it is if you don't feel confident at all it's like well then why if you're not radiating that and it's not about looks it's about like energy exactly energy you've been saying that since bring it in like look someone going to have smaller nipples than you. Someone's going to have a bigger butt. Who gives a fuck? You are you.

Right. And that's it. Own that shit. Be confident. Grab that dick. Ride that man like a fucking ape. Go. Don't be complaining.

Just go. Just do it. Quick. Wait, Harry. I feel like you're like kind of less. Do not do she. I didn't really know. No, no. Yeah, you are. No, I feel like you're, like, kind of less douchey. Not douchey. I didn't really know what to – No, I'm not douchey.

No, no. Yeah, you are. No, I was going to say I feel like you're less – I'm a piece of shit? Well, no, I can't say that. Well, I am. You've been saying it all day. You're definitely personable.

Like, I want everyone listening that's like, why are you having him on? I can tell you're not a bad person. But what's wrong with you? A lot. I love like what's up i don't know yo what's in there i'm trying i'm trying to figure it out now there's a there's a lot for sure ask my ex like if you get if you get her on i'm sure i'm sure the whole podcast will be you guys both on together we can oh my god i i would hate that yeah but she knows you have a lot of dark shit because i saw on logan's podcast you were saying like you were dealing with a lot of family shit and friend shit. And I think that that's something that everyone listening on the internet, I understand.

You can sit here and people can be like, why the fuck are you having this person on? But I also think that sometimes with, I get it, these influencers, people just shit on them. But, like, we're all human beings. And, like, we all read the comments. And, like, I get such negative comments sometimes about sometimes about like how I look or what I'm doing. And I'm sure you do too. And as much as you are a really outgoing guy, I'm sure there are some times where it's like, oh, you're a fucking pussy. And like you're getting called like gay and all this shit.

It's like I'm sure it could get to you at times. Yeah. And I think like with the TikTok audience, people like celebrate being negative. So there'll be like a negative comment or they'll duet someone and they'll like fucking roast them. Like they celebrate that on TikTok. I don't get it. So legit, if you're on my TikTok and you're in my comment section and you say something, I'll just delete it. I'm just like, I see a lot of influencers that just leave it up.

And I'm like, who gives a fuck about user 9478 telling you that you got fucking like skinny ankles? Who cares? Fuck them. Because they're a fucking loser. Like I'm'm sorry but people that are trolls on the internet i'm like you are a fucking loser hiding behind a username because you can't say like you would never say it to harry's fucking face yeah i'll fucking drop you oh yeah i'll throw elbows no and that's true i um i remember like someone my friend was telling me that she was, she's in classes right now. And she was like, there was literally a article that she had to read and they were studying.

And it was like the death suicide rate conversion of people that read comments on Reddit. And it's like, I think the same goes for TikTok. It's like the amount of negativity. It's like cool to troll people and it's cool to be mean. And that's why it is concerning. I feel like when I look at these younger girls that are getting famous on tiktok everything has to do with their appearance like i remember madison beer like everyone's so hyper focused on the girl's body and does she fucking edit her photos or whatever i don't remember what i was reading but i just

remember like the amount of people that are like go fucking kill yourself i'm like i'm sure she's a very nice girl yeah and like let her live yeah so i think everyone daddy gang like we don't need to be trolling anyone on the internet apart from me except for harry everybody please go to harry's fucking page and destroy wait harry i think we had a lot of fun today yes we did is there anything else that we didn't cover that like you want people to know about you how about that i feel like it's a good platform to be like what do you want people to know about you like truly um okay so my biggest thing is my ex was saying that I cheated on her. Right. Okay.

Oh, yeah. So she's been in like every comment section. She's been in every fan page group chat saying all this stuff about me cheating on her. Right. So I just want you to think like I broke up with her two times because I had to. The first thing was the Vegas situation that you spoke about earlier. Yeah. When I found out some stuff and I also had like a lot of bad family, like trauma stuff

going on where I needed my best friend and she couldn't be there uh but she was escorting in vegas that kind of sucks like hey so like i'm having like really bad like trauma and my family she's like baby i gotta go get this cash i gotta go escort you're like huh she's like i she literally i was like oh why couldn't i like contact you last night she's like i had my phone on flat mode i was with like famous people i didn't want them to think that i'm like texting i'm like i'm your boyfriend you're like, I'm your boyfriend. You're like, I'm also your boyfriend, but also now it's kind of crazy. Months later, you're realizing she was escorting.

You're like, that even sucks more. But at least she got her bag. But you were going through really hard stuff, and she was in Vegas. Yeah. So the first – Also, no shade to you, Francesca. Go, do whatever. But it does suck.

You were in a situation where you needed your girlfriend, and she chose to be escorting instead of helping you with your family family shit yeah for sure but yeah so i obviously i don't talk on that because it's it's done i've spoke about on logan's podcast right i literally said to her i just wanted to build start as friends and build our way up and like go from there because we didn't get that opportunity because we were straight on a tv show found love like it was the most insane experience and it was like horrible how gross it's been since then. Like how toxic it's been. Like I've only, I only want to look at the good memories with her. And I only like, if I ever saw her, I'd probably buy her a drink and give her a hug and I hope she's all good.

But like, so the situation that sucked the most is we had this PR plan of how we were going to like announce the breakup and do it properly. I actually made like a, like a little cute memories video to post on my TikTok and Instagram to say, hey guys, sometimes things don't work out and then go into about it. But the thing that really upset me was we broke up and then she said that Harry has been like, she made a YouTube video that like went in on me. So that happened.

She dropped this video and she's continued to push this narrative that I cheated on. And I'm like, Francesca, I broke up with you. Number one, I couldn't, I wasn't, didn't have that feeling for because of what happened when we first broke up because i was so damaged and torn and i couldn't look at you the same it was so difficult and the re and the thing that annoyed me she keeps saying this and all her fan pages in my like everyone's asking me oh what ask him why he cheated so you didn't cheat on her no never

and that's the thing that breaks my heart the most. Like, she's in Vegas doing her thing. No one knows the truth. I've got videos of her kissing dudes. I got screenshots. I got all this stuff. I even got, like, screenshots with celebrities that she sent me to, like, make me feel like a, like, tiny. Like, it made me feel so bad.

So I'm getting, like, upset. Yeah. But anyway, so that happened. And all her fan pages keep continuing to push this narrative like oh harry's a liar harry cheated harry did this and that and even when i announced the breakup i went on instagram live i had like 50 000 people and i was like look nothing bad's happened uh francesca if you're watching this with your friend i legit if you watch it back find it on youtube i literally was just like if your friends are there please give her a hug

like make sure she's all good like i genuinely care about her and then she's been running with this narrative yeah well and it's i do think it speaks a little bit to your character and again like i would love to get more of her side but yeah for sure but i hearing you i'm sorry but like you never came out and you're like hi to the world unfortunately francesca is currently escorting in vegas and i'm breaking up with her because I'm also going through shit with my family. Like, blah, blah, blah. Whether it's true, not, whatever. That's what everyone, I mean, in LA knows.

And I'm sure she'll clap back after this and try and say shit. But the thing is that frustrates me the most is she was saying that, like, she's got screenshots and stuff of that of me cheating. And I'm like... Yeah, what is that? And I'm like, post them.

Who's the girl? Tell her to come forward. Like, if there's someone... Right. If there's someone that I genuinely was cheating on you with. I remember there was only one person that I hit up once we broke up. And it was this chick that I used to see when I first moved to LA. And I was like, oh, you're in LA?

And we were talking for a little bit. And then she was like, are you with Francesca? I was like, no. We broke up like a month ago. We're just continuing to comment on each other's photos because we don't know what to do. And we have a PR plan. And we want to make it as seamless as seamless as possible so that happened and then she started running with that her friends put it in youtube videos saying i did this and that she commented everywhere continuing like it essentially like canceled me and i and i still still to this

day haven't even come forward with like everything with anything so this is probably the first time well you're you're not fully even coming fully forward because i understand what you're saying about like having a lot a lot a lot of shit that could completely destroy the narrative that she's coming with if that's the truth and i think that like i would love to almost use this episode as like everyone listening understand on the internet nobody knows all the fucking story so when people only when one person in a situation decides to come out and tell part of a story whether it's a lie or part of it if you don't ever hear the other full story from someone you have no fucking idea what's going on calling closed doors the thing is i always found the

people who don't need to defend themselves are the people that are telling the truth yeah exactly so like she said all this and she wanted a online battle yeah and i started like going on podcasts and like feeding into it and i'm like fuck i don't really care about it like bad energy it's bad fucking energy and you know the truth and then it's like everyone else can fucking speculate on the internet but at the end of the day gossip will continue and another drama will come and this will be irrelevant. Exactly. And the thing is, like, we only have one life. Yeah.

Only one chance in this bitch. I know. You only have one. And you want to continue to focus on negative shit and stuff that, like, brings you down and brings you back. That's why I'm like, literally, I don't want to keep being a dead horse. I just want it to be done. I want her to be happy. Leave me alone.

Let me do my thing. Like, fuck that. Well, because I think at the end of the day, I don't I know I don't know you, but I don't think like to be done i want her to be happy leave me alone let me do my thing like fuck that well because i think at the end of the day i don't i know i don't know you but i don't think like it takes a lot more energy to like hate people and it's not like you hate her so like you can sit there and try to like put out every fire or you can be like i've got a great fucking girl i want to go live my life yeah boom thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy. That was super fun. Daddy gang, I hope you enjoyed that.

Go show Harry some love. Go troll him. Whatever you want to do. Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming. All right. Harry! Woo!

Hello, daddy gang. It is your father. I hope you guys enjoyed that. I have a couple announcements for you, which is very exciting. Guys, number one is next week, there is going to be someone coming on the show. And that specific someone is a daddy gang member. Yes, I said it here first. So get fucking excited for that. Also, if you guys want, there are ugly Christmas sweaters. I know it's crazy. Christmas is coming up. Ugly Christmas sweaters on the Call Her Daddy Barstool store site. So if you guys want,

go cop that and then go make sure to follow me on Instagram. It's Alexandra Cooper and then Call Her Daddy on Instagram. It's Call Her Daddy. And then if you also want to keep him relevant and my God, you don't have to. But if you guys want to go follow Harry, it's Harry Jousey. It's J-O-W-S-E-Y. Thank you, Harry, for coming on. And Daddy King, next week, to a lot of people's disappointment, I will be doing a questions of the fucking week segment you motherfuckers okay daddy gang you know the fucking drill i will see you fuckers next wednesday